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Welcome to TurnTex Woodworks!The Trusted Source for Cactus Juice Stabilizing Solutions and Alumilite Casting Supplies!
I am a small part time knife maker. I like the fact that this company (Turntex) provides a product that allows me to use woods I harvest. The Cactus Juice works for small batches as well as large.
Curtis provided great advice specifically tailored to my project, promptly answering all of my many questions about Cactus Juice and its applications. The site itself has a wealth of good information, and the products were shipped quickly. Very satisfied!
My second time to order from Curtis. Very happy with the service and the product. Very fast delivery and no problem with customs etc. Ill be back
I just want to thank for very good and fast delivery.
Look forward to the Cactus Juice Stabilizing Solutions.
I have been using Cactus Juice from the get go. When purchasing anything, I consider customer service as important if not more important then the product I am purchasing. Curtis goes above and beyond for his customers, and treats each one with care. From the first order when I only got a small jug, to now when I order in bulk... he has always been the same down to earth guy who speaks to a person in a way to make sure they understand, from beginner to professional. Always ships fresh, fast, well packed, and always has time to help if help is needed. You can't go wrong ordering from the source on this one.
Always willing to answer any questions you might have. Goes above and beyond to help with issues you might have.
I have just started using TurnTex have been very impressed with response to questions and speed of service when things have been ordered. The Q & A sections has answered most of my questions and the one it didn't was answered by Curtis himself. Very Satisfied.
Great service I just wish our government could work as well, would recommend them to all.
I'm pretty new to stabilizing wood but it's a lot of fun. TurnTex has good products
and their shipping is very fast and reliable.
Prompt service, and customer care. Can't wait to try my luck.
I've purchased several items from Curtis and his customer service is outstanding. I cracked my first chamber while I was cleaning it. I contacted Curtis to see if there was a way I could salvage what was left. We discussed a couple of options and he sold me the required parts to fix it at his cost. He also offered to sell me a second chamber, without the lid assembly and at a reduced price, in case I wasn't able to fix the original one. I followed his directions and was able to fix the original chamber. A few months later I wanted to use both chambers. I wanted to let one soak after the vacuum stage and then start the vacuum on the chamber I was able to fix. I needed a second submersion plate to make this work. I contacted Curtis and explained my situation. He told me he had a plate that was blemished and he would add it to my order at no charge. I have contacted Curtis a couple of times with questions and his willingness to help his customers goes above and beyond.
Always a pleasure to order from Turntex, absolutely the fastest shipping and awesome customer service. I get all of my alumilite exclusively from turntex and wouldn't trust anyone else when I've got a deadline to meet. Thanks again J @EarthChunks
I am still in shock with how fast I got my gallon post of cactus juice! Not only is your product amazing, but I ordered at 2pm in the afternoon and my order arrived the next day in the mail. I will be coming back to you guys every time!
I have been researching different products, all fingers seem to point to Cactus juice. I am a knife maker that likes to use exotic woods, and burl woods, i found the finish on the wood seemed to take way to long to get it where I wanted it. The first knife handle I stabilized turned out beautifully. I would recommend cactus juice to any woodworker.
Recently, I have became interested in stabilizing wood for some of my turning projects and after much research I found that Cactus Juice was the only way to go. I ordered a 1/2 gallon of stabilizer, red and blue alumilite dyes. The order shipped within 24hrs and i had it within 3 days I was very happy with the process. When i opened my package I noticed I had a bottle of green dye instead of blue, I called Curtis and left a message (It was Saturday afternoon) concerning the mix up. Monday morning i had an email that an order with blue dye had been shipped at no cost, I contacted Curtis and asked how he wanted me to return the green dye and he said to keep it for the inconvenience the error had caused.
I will definitely place more orders with TurnTex.
Thanks for the great first experience!
I'm deeply disappointed by the two jugs I purchased being so far off in volume! I can show you pics
My Comment: Alumilite is sold by and presented on my site by weight, not volume. When you purchase Alumilite from me, you either purchase 8#, 16# or 80#, not 1 gallon, 2 gallons, or 10 gallons. This is because the B side is heavier than the A side. As a result, there is more A then there is B. The bottles are filled by weight and I assure you, they are accurate or a little heavy in your favor! No one is here to cheat you!
There are other products on the market but cactus juice is in a league of its own. As far as I am concerned the owner wrote the book on providing exceptional customer service!
Received my order from TurnTex in 6 days from ordering. It cleared customs without a hitch. Everything I ordered was present and in good order. As well the shipper did a good job in giving me the options for shipping to Canada. I always, whenever possible, get everything shipped by USPS. It arrives at my mailbox or post office when GST is due. I would reorder from TurnTex without any hesitation even though Curtis isn't paying me for this feedback. Respectfully yours: Wesley Daniels
I am thrilled with how my oven tamer is working! Curtis's responses to my questions were prompt and very helpful. He is your go-to guy for you stabilizing supplies! Joel Taylor CEO, JST WoodCraft
This was my second order from TurnTex. Shipping from Texas to Michigan was very good. 3 days for both my orders. I love using this resin for stabilizing. I've done over a hundred blanks and done double and triple dying. Great stuff!
This is my first attempt at stabilizing wood and I must say Cactus Juice is AWESOME!!! The product is easy to use with no offensive smell. The instructions are very clear and easy to follow. I am excited to delve into this new product line with confidence because I have a product that works as expected. Mahalo!
Easy to deal with. Lots of good info. Fast ship.
I've made 3 orders with turntex and they always do it right. I've found their products to not only be the best that i've used but also the amount of information and the very fast feedback from the owner have really helped me dial in my work.
I ordered some Cactus Juice first and it came much faster than I had anticipated. A big plus! I'm new to stabilization and casting and it's really nice to know that if you need something in a hurry you can count on Curtis at TurnTex to get it to you as fast as possible. I've now stabilized twice and couldn't be any more happy. I just received some Alumilite resin and finished making my molds. Ready to do my first casting. So exciting! And knowing you're dealing with a product with a super reputation is awesome. Thanks Curtis. Keep up the great work!
As always great service from turntex. I am fortunate enough to live close enough I can stop by in person and pick up Whats needed but this time I just needed a couple of dyes so I ordered online. As usual great service & speedy shipping out the door. Dont hesitate to use Turntex for all your stabilizing needs.
I ordered 1 gallon of TurnTex Cactus Juice for wood stabilizing. I was a little hesitant to get this amount as I do not know how long it will be sitting between uses. But this product sure does the trick. I would recommend this solution to anyone that stabilizes wood. The only waiting it the soaking after vacuuming the initial process and then the cooking. Other than that wonderful outcome. Be sure to have a Belt Sander to use to clean up after the wood cools down, otherwise it will take quite a while of hand or vibrating sander to get the wood cleaned up.
Yes, I would recommend this to anyone that is considering stabilizing of their wood.
I ordered a 1 gallon of TurnTex Cactus Juice for wood stabilizing. I was a little hesitant to get this amount as I do not know how long it will be sitting between uses. But this product sure does the trick. I would recommend this solution to anyone that stabilizes wood. The only waiting it the soaking after vacuuming the initial process and then the cooking. Other than that wonderful outcome. Be sure to have a Belt Sander to use to clean up after the wood cools down, otherwise it will take quite a while of hand or vibrating sander to get the wood cleaned up.
Just received my order - came very quickly from Texas to Indiana and will order again real soon! Thanks, Ron
A usual, I was happy with the resin upon receiving it in the mail. It a great product!
I have been purchasing from TurnTex since I discovered Cactus Juice and Alumilite, the products they sell are great, the prices are fair, their shipping is fast and fairly priced. The major difference with TurnTex is the support and videos it's fantastic!!!.
I have had excellent results using Cactus Juice during the stabilization of wood and bone. Questions sometimes arise on various blogs about how long Cactus Juice (CJ) is "good for". I have a bottle of CJ that has been kept in the fridge for 4+ years...and just just stabilized some antler.
Curtis provides first rate material, equipment, and assistance. Highly Recommend.
cant beat price product and service.
Friendly folks; no problems.
Once again, my order that I placed with Curtis arrived in record time and in perfect order.
I've come to measure other vendors with the level of service and quality of product that I always receive from TurnTex.
Excellent service provided as usual.
I ordered Cactus Juice and a few other bits and pieces for my vacuum chamber. All items arrived within a few days even though Curtis was on vacation.
Also, please accept my thanks for answers to my stabilizing and casting questions.
This was my 3-4 time ordering from Curtis/ turntex and in my honest opinion service doesn't get much better. Shipping was very fast and fees were not inflated. Products and prices as always were very competitive. I own a chamber from Curtis that works awesome and if I had to do it all over again I wld not change a thing. Curtis and his team are top notch and they deserve and care about every customer they have. They will continue to have my business for as long as I stabilize service, quality, won't be beat.
Very good site, really fast delivery.
Turntex products have opened up a whole new world for me. I am now able to take what would once have been trash wood and turn it into stunning knife handles. What originally would have been relegated to the trash heap is now proudly displayed as what some would call art. Curtis and his staff always go over and above to provide exemplary customer service. They are a pleasure to do business with!
I got a large stabilizing chamber which was probably a bit more custom than the more common ones Curtis makes. It arrived in good shape and I did a test part in it the first day and everything was good. I appreciate the quality and service Curtis provides. I've known Curtis from the penmaking forums for years and know that he has a great reputation for taking care of customers.
Thanks for all you do!
The item was sent on time. I am a old retired (72) person and just started making knifes have the time of my life. Thanks for the help. Ed
I've been around woodworking all of my life, but only been woodturning for a couple of years now. I've been playing around with different product and trying to find something to enhance what I'm working with. A friend told me about Cactus Juice and I found this product is what I was seeking. This is a great product and I will continue to use this with my projects. I've also started working with the Alumilite which I purchased from TurnTex. My first project was messed up. This was not the fault of the product, it was "operator error") :) The next few project turned out pretty awesome. I'm having fun with these products and would recommend them to all of my woodworking buddies. Furthermore, I typically don't do the review thing. However, I thought I would with TurnTex. I had a few questions along the way and had a great response from these folks. Later and keep on turning!
I recently purchased some Cactus Juice from TurnTex.
It arrived very quickly and in perfect condition.
Another point. Curtis always answers my questions very quickly.
Very Happy with TurnTex.
Mike M
I recently ordered some alumilite resin from Turntex and had a great experience. I was looking around and found that they sell 8lb containers which was perfect as I had outgrown the 2lb but have not quite made it to justify the 16lb kits. The order was made online and the website was easy to use Payment was made and my order was shipped extremely quick. I did receive prompt notifications. About 2-3 days later my products arrived packaged very well. I have since gone through most of it and will definitely be a return customer. I highly recommend turntex for your resin and stabilizing needs.
One thing for sure I did not expect it shipped that fast and wow it was fast. I will be buying from again great to deal with and order from.
I just bought my second half-gallon of TurnTex Cactus Juice. I use it with one of Curtis' stabilizing units all the time. I mostly stabilize burl and black palm pen blanks. The products that Curtis sells are excellent and he has been extremely helpful.
The products are always great and the Service is even better.
As always good product and fast delivery.
This will be my first time stabilizing and then I intend to try casting as a follow up. I have been turning for a few years and every year I try to expand my knowledge of the craft and learn something new. A friend of mine is making incredible blanks for calls etc and I wish to give it a go. I turn mostly burls and bowls and intend to begin some hollow form work as well. I winter in Florida so no turning for almost three months but a good time to stock up on products I need for the coming year, such as Cactus juice.
If we had a reasonably priced supplier in Canada I would buy from them. Alumilite is available so I wonder why no CJ.
My order of Juice and all of the dyes came as ordered and very timely.
Now I wait to drive back to Canada to give it a go.
I just started using Cactus Juice to stabilize hardwood Burl for knife handles. Previously I had been using Minwax. How wrong I could've ever been and I'm very happy that I got with the game and started using something that really works. Curtis runs a great operation down there and glad to get to work with them. An added bonus, he keeps strange "office" hours just like I do. Works well for me. Thanks a lot and you can't go wrong with this stuff.
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Biodiesel produced at ADM's facility in Lloydminster will help fulfill Canada's renewable diesel mandate. Since July 1, 2011, all diesel fuel and heating oil sold in Canada must contain at least 2 percent biodiesel.
"Biodiesel represents a smart investment for ADM and for Canada," said J.P. Montalvo, commercial manager at ADM's Lloydminster facility. "A robust Canadian biodiesel industry diversifies the fuel supply, provides environmental benefits and fosters increased local demand for canola, which creates value for rural communities. We look forward to working with canola producers to help meet Canada's desire for renewable biodiesel."
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News from Plant City
Regional news from newspapers and blogs
Plant City
- Stalemate in the Florida Capitol as budget talks collapsebradenton.comPlant City , Washington , Lakes , Lake Okeechobee , Miami
- Coaching changes and QB carousels. Spring storylines to watch.bradenton.comSouth Dakota , Indiana , Texas , Amarillo , Coral Bay
- Crime and Public Safety Beat: Detectives Seek Assistance Identifying Suspects In Brandon Area Shootingsospreyobserver.comTampa , River View , Plant City , Big Pine , Valrico
- Manatee football's past offers plenty of present search targetsbradenton.comAlabama , River View , Fiesta Bowl , Nebraska , Sarasota
- High School Students Are Recognized At Annual High School Art Show At Center Placeospreyobserver.com
- Art Around Town Is A Project Of East Hillsborough Art Guildospreyobserver.com
- Keller Williams Moran: An Agent With A "House Sold" Nameospreyobserver.comHillsborough , Plant City , Valrico , Lithia , Tampa
- Plant City Entertainment Presents Last Roundup Of The Guacamole Queensospreyobserver.comTexas , Sweetgum , Plant City
- Manatee High's football shakeup leads this week's Numbers Gamebradenton.com
- In first meeting with Plant City team, James Booth says he'll bring consistency to programbradenton.com
- Football coaches react to John and James Booth's resignations Manateebradenton.com
- Manatee High football coach resignsbradenton.com
- Manatee OC James Booth is set to become Plant City's coachbradenton.com
- College Sports by Walter Mooresavannahherald.net
- Annual Blueberry Festival Offers Family Fun At Keel & Curley Wineryospreyobserver.com
- The Robert W. Willaford Railroad Museum Plant City Presents Railfest 2017ospreyobserver.com
- Blueberry season looks sweet for Central Florida growersOrlando Sentinel
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- Strawberry Classic Races, Strawberry U-Pick, Concerts & More…ospreyobserver.com
- Manatee baseball shuts out Ohio's Ottawa Hills 10-0bradenton.com
- Stalemate in the Florida Capitol as budget talks collapsebradenton.com
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- Orlando Sentinel
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Lifeclan is a clan built on the vast meadows and forest of the place these cats call home. It is a lush clan with many cats and many good times. The clan rules well with the warrior code to tank for that, as every cat follows it. They are not like th
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Once, felines and canines used to live together in peace. But skirmishes over territory and prey began to erupt, and the peace may not last any longer. . .
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Meaning of Marriage
Led By: Phillip & Kandace Connor
Meeting Time: 7:00-9:00pm, Fridays
Location: Arlington
Group Description
We've been married for 16 years and we are still learning a lot about this thing called "marriage". Come and learn with us as we delve into God's word for wisdom on married life using Tim Keller's book, "The Meaning of Marriage". This is a family friendly group so bring the kids along.
We recommend that you purchase at least one copy of Timothy Keller's book The Meaning of Marriage. These can be purchased for $10 through Amazon.
Group Details
Location: N. Arlington (Contact leader for exact location)
Meets: Every Friday, 7:00-8:30pm beginning May 5th
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Question : Over the coming months, which airline is getting their passengers to Palma de Mallorca Airport (PMI) round-trip the cheapest?
Answer : Iberia is the leader in keeping prices down for their passengers over the next three months. Bookings are being made at just $108 and, when compared to the more expensive bookings of $198, it's quite a deal.
Question : How long will the flight typically be from Seville Airport (SVQ) to Palma de Mallorca Airport (PMI)?
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Tumblr of the Week: Video Killed the Radio Stars
It's hard to find music videos on TV these days. Sure, one could argue that the internet has ushered in a new era of DIY or underground video creativity, but it's hard not to miss the days when you could waste hours watching clips on MTV or VH1. If musical nostalgia has been getting the best of you lately, we've got your cure. That's why we're bringing you Video Killed the Radio Stars.
This Tumblr has got all the music videos you love but definitely haven't watched in ages, all sorted into categories and showcased via a digital boob tube.
There's a page for videos from the '80s and another for videos from the '90s, as well as videos with "sexy girls" and "sexy boys."
More on what's awesome about this week's Tumblr of the Week after the jump...
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For the '90s category, Blackstreet, Bell Biv DeVoe, The New Radicals, Ice Cube and Erykah Badu are all in the mix (curiously like listening to "hits"-based radio stations around town).
As for the sexy girls, Paula Abdul, Bananarama, Sade, Mariah Carey and Aaliyah are included. Meanwhile, Duran Duran, John Cougar Mellencamp, Lenny Kravitz, Bruce Springsteen, and Boyz II Men round out the sexy boys section of the blog.
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Several months ago, the publishing industry lost one of its the most passionate advocates and visionaries. I lost a great mentor and friend. William B. Ziff Jr. was a driving forces for decades in special-interest publishing. Many believe he was the genre's chief architect.
Year after year, Ziff studied consumer and business markets and, most important, the people who comprise these markets to fully understand their needs. He had a zest for learning and understanding every detail of consumers' needs in making all types of buying decisions. He committed his life and the people who worked for him to a relentless crusade to understand buyers better than anyone else in the market.
Armed with this tremendous insight, Ziff built magazines. He clearly understood the tenuous relationship readers have with content. If content was useful, relevant, and purposeful to reader need, it would attract buyers. A community would form; readers consuming relevant content would become a fertile landscape for marketers who needed a venue to display their wares. No one in the publishing business was as resolute in constructing magazines that served readers. The connections between relevant content and readers were legendary in the publishing marketplace.
No other publishing company weathered more fluctuations in market demand more successfully than Ziff Davis.
Ziff had many disciples. We all learned a great deal about the challenges of building communities through creating relevant content. We sometimes learned the hard way when our content drifted away from reader need. The resulting lack of circulation damaged our customers. I often wonder how Ziff would have dealt with the challenges that marketers face in building more effective e-mail newsletters and a variety of other e-mail driven messaging. I challenge myself to craft the way he would have dealt with the unique challenges and opportunities in the e-mail platform.
I think he would have been incredibly excited to work in these times, when all of us are really publishers. He would see e-mail as digital ink, providing an incredible opportunity to craft even more compelling relationships with customers.
Each of us has a list of subscribers, customers on our e-mail lists. Some transacted with us recently, some haven't. Our challenge is to understand our subscribers' needs, then publish content we deem appropriate and relevant to serve these needs. When readers consume our e-mail content, they become more loyal and view our messaging as purposeful, that is, not spam. We've all experienced the result when the right content reaches the right audience at the right time: better open rates, better click-through rates. A profitable transaction occurs.
I think a lot about how enthusiastic Ziff would have been about the tools available today to glean consumer understanding. The ability to observe and track behavior as content within the e-mail envelope is exposed and delivered to an audience. It's special-interest publishing to an audience of one, as opposed to much broader segments. Ziff would see the editor's challenge as building an e-mail publication for each individual reader based on her unique desires and needs. The role data from all customer touch points would play in shaping reader profiles would be front and center in his organization.
Ziff would be enthralled by the testing capability e-communications would provide him. I can see him launching all types of e-mail publications in real time. Gone would be print publications' long lead times. Imagine a world where one could learn almost immediately if assumptions made resonated with readers and customers.
Ziff would commit himself to constantly monitoring e-mail publications' performance and modifying content, always sharpening his focus and relevance with his readers until he was sure each reader received only the most relevant communications from his content warehouse.
He wouldn't worry about search engines or portals. He would see them as providing unique information, not competing with the relationship-building available through effective e-mail communications that customers opt into. He would applaud the YouTubes and MySpaces for tapping into younger readers' desire to build communities on video sharing and related interests. He would chastise the rest of us for not developing our own special-interest e-mail publishing relationship between our content and customers. He would quickly point out the missed opportunities in not crafting dialogues with customers through e-mail and the Internet.
If he were alive, I'm convinced Ziff would build in the e-mail arena. Many would marvel at his ability to understand markets and consumer needs in this hyper-changing world. Others would ponder the secret of his success in the new e-publishing platform. With a twinkle in his eye, he would remind them of lessons learned many years before, too quickly forgotten.
For Ziff and his disciples, the path is well-trodden and the secrets intact.
I miss him dearly.
Until next time,
Al D.
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