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- Room Category: Studio Apartment
- Spa Discount: 30% on all Massages
- Discount: 15% off on Food & Beverages
- Apart-Hotel Includes: Fully equipped Kitchen
- Check-in: 14:00
- Check-out: 12:00
- Price incl. of VAT
- Mauritian ID card or Resident permit must be shown by all guests upon check-in at the hotel
- Failure to do so will entitle the Hotel to charge the current public rate
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- Option 1: Bed & Breakfast
- Meal: Continental Breakfast
- Other Meals: Self-Catering
- Drinks are payable to the hotel
- Option 2: Half-Board
- Meals: Breakfast & Dinner
- Other Meals: Self-Catering
- Drinks are payable to the hotel
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- Reviews (73)
* only customers who have booked with MariDeal.muRs.3,500
ExcellentDecember 13, 2016Recently been there.. Indeed enjoyed my stay.
Although dinner(buffet) was limited in amount, yet the food was tasty.
Room well maintained.
Welcoming staff.
Definitely worth it.
Value for money.
Recommended :)
ExcellentOctober 11, 2016Excellent place for relaxing..... Peaceful atmosphere.. but would surely like to recommend hotel to review their menu for dinner otherwise excellent & very friendly staff especially Nasreen & sashee
ExcellentOctober 10, 2016Great value for money, hotel has a fabulous layout where all rooms are pool facing - rooms are spacious, clean and well decorated and equipped. Staff are excellent too. Great location. Will visit again.
GoodOctober 10, 2016c'est la seconde fois que je suis parti à be cosy avec ma famille cette fois ci. quelques staff super aimable et a l'écoute malheureusement il n'ont pas de badge donc je n'ai pas leur noms. la chambre était propre mais la terrasse faut bien nettoyé crotte d'oiseau partout. La Piscine trop petite pour accueillir la quantité de clients et tout les enfants se sont blessé au pieds dans la piscine faut bien revoir les carrelage. Si vous apportez vous enfants il faudra mettre des Croc Shoes. les staffs on l'air débordé surtout pendant le petit dejeuné. mon époux a attendu 30 minutes pour avoir un beacon and egg pour le petit déjeuné. Vers la porte qui nous mène a la chambre aussi est très sale.
GoodOctober 03, 2016I had a quite nice stay over there. The staff is very helpful and welcoming and the rooms are very well equipped. However the menu for dinner is quite limited.
I also enjoyed the spa where the staff was caring and sympathetic; it was worth the price.
ExcellentOctober 01, 2016It was really awesome place for relaxing peaceful atmosphere very kind n respectful staff . its really value for money
Cosy place!!!
Cosy hotel!!!
Be at cosy hotel again .....sooner ...
Cheers !!!!
Bathilde sydney
GoodSeptember 12, 2016Je recomande mes amis pour BCosy Apart
GoodSeptember 11, 2016Peaceful atmosphere..well equipped room..wonderful staff,right place for relaxing..but would recommend d hotel to review the dinner menu especially to be more cautious for the Muslims for halal food
Overall was gud..wud definitely go there again
Soodevi Jugessur
ExcellentAugust 31, 2016This was my second time at Be cosy Apart Hotel. I am very thankful to all the staff as they were very helpful. It's a very good and quite place for relaxing, it worth the price.
Thanks a million for everything....... We'll return for sure....
GoodAugust 29, 2016Very nice and cosy place. Sympathetic staff. Very calm and relaxing atmosphere.
Zoli baz pou kass enn poz trankil!
Value for money!
ExcellentAugust 23, 2016Overall was good. We enjoy our stay at the hotel. Calm and relaxing place.
Really liked it will definitely go back
Derek Chiteve
GoodAugust 23, 2016Great for relaxing,however if you want to do activities not the best place.
Derek Chiteve
GoodAugust 23, 2016Great for relaxing,however if you want to do activities not the best place.
GoodAugust 22, 2016I really appreciate my week end at Be cosy very nice concepts. Wondeful staff. I recommend it to everyone. Really liked it will definitely go back.
Richeline samuel
ExcellentAugust 22, 2016Like like like
GoodAugust 16, 2016Good time, accommodation very spacious with the kitchenette.. Appreciate the short time ther and would recommend the hotel to review the dinner menu.. Should have more variety for dinner.. Overall satisfied..
J . Tranquille
GoodAugust 16, 2016Really Nice
Good time with the family
GoodAugust 15, 2016Very good hotel and facilities offered. Need to enhanced service in restaurant. Good Food, can put some choices.
Room was very good. Staffs very nice, still some needs training, but on right track. will be back again.
Elarie Pitois
ExcellentAugust 15, 2016Excellent Séjour! Inoubliable.. ;)
GoodAugust 14, 2016Points to be worked on:
- A little bit lack of professionalism from the employees when answering the phone.
- WIFI problem most of the time
But on overall, I will recommend the hotel to anyone.
The rooms are just amazing, very clean.
The bathrooms are so modern.
Gil Boz
ExcellentAugust 10, 2016Turning a page is sometime hard to do. Its harder when you leave behind something like Be Cosy. A place where you lived many exciting experiences, somewhere you will always cherish and carry in your heart. I spent many breaks here and will miss it terribly.
Francois nathanaelle
GoodJuly 25, 2016Really nice...
Had a great time..
Yasheer SOOHUN
GoodJuly 25, 2016Overall good service provided by the hotel. We had the unexpected surprise for both the anniversary cake and cocktail offered by the hotel on our wedding anniversary, delicious chocolate cake. We had a clean, tidy and cosy room at our disposal.
However, we do recommend the hotel to provide the clients with a choice for the menu for dinner. We enjoyed our stay at your hotel. Calm and relaxing environment. We really liked the concept of the studio, where we were provided with a fully equipped kitchenette, all amenities in the room were useful.
Big thumbs up to the hospitality manager who kept taking care of all the clients at the hotel ensuring a smooth stay for the customers. A special thanks to him.
We would definitely like to return back someday. Good luck and all the best for the future.
GoodJuly 12, 2016Very peaceful place.Perfect for peace of mind.
Ash Line
ExcellentJuly 04, 2016Wowww...
I really appreciate my weekend at Be Cosy Apart very beautiful great concept.. the guy at the reception is very welcoming.. also i was very amazed with the great chocolate birthday cake offered by the management as i went there fir my first wedding anniversary.. i recommend it to everyone.. thank u so much all the staff of Be Cosy for having made my stay so loveable and also MariDeal.. Karuna thnk u so much for all yr help.. Be Cosy deserves more than 3star would rate it to 4star+ for the service clealiness the concept of the hotel.. really liked it.. will definitely go back..
ExcellentJuly 01, 2016Excellent location and welcome from reception staff. Our room was very clean and functional. Loved the character of this hotel.
GoodJune 24, 2016The place was amazing, have so much fun there
Reshad Badurally Adam.
GoodMay 31, 2016Service & Room :condition was excellent
Food quality:Breakfast was excellent
Dinner was fine.(no buffet type nor menu on command facility available)..we had to choose for either beef or fish .Nothing else!!!!!!.
However nothing abnormal to report..I shall be there again.I recommend other to go & spend a nice time there.
GoodMay 30, 2016Amazing Place to relax <3
ExcellentMay 30, 2016It was value for money. Pleasant staff and good restaurant service. A second attempt would be so amazing for a relaxing weekend.Cheers!
PoorMay 24, 2016You might say we paid minimum; you might think we are judgmental because we're locals; you might conclude this review shan't be acknowledged... fair enough.
Although, just reflect for 2 secs if you intend to take the same formula as we did.
Here goes.... we paid for room and amenities accompanied to it: clearly mentions wifi, clearly mentions it's a bed a breakfast, thus comprises with WIFI & SERVICE. Still following my lead? Good.
Upon check in, found out wifi down. We tried 2 laptops, and 2 smartphones. None capturing any networking activity. Logically it's wifi issue.
Called reception. Irritated tone addressed us: "Oui mais le wifi n'est pas accessible en chambre".
"J'ai payé pour. C'est mentioné sur marideal... je me trompe?"
"Oui mais enfin, je vais voir"
"Vous allez me confirmer si c'est ok?"
"Je vous dis que je vais voir, je vais reset le modem"
"OK". Bit taken aback but hey, we paid minimum right. No fuss allowed. Anyway we waited. Nothing - Silence - Nadah. Called Reception again.
"Malheureusement le wifi ne marche toujours pas".
"Bon je vais venir".
Came quick. Was encourage and impressed. She, from reception, expressed her doubts about our devices. Says that maybe none of our electronic devices were working fine. Should shut down, restart, reboot. Told her we did. She struggled with trying to connect as well. Still unsatisfied she says "Oui mais les autres clients ont le wifi".
We had to stroll our from room and reach swimming pool to get wifi. Wasn't what we visualised...
"On comprend bien, mais nous ne sommes pas les autres clients. Pourriez vous checker le router?"
Says she will and she will call us to give us a feedback.
We waited.... for 12 hrs.... Yes potential guests, we waited for 12 hrs until we got the opportunity to make a complaint. Else, our issue would have not been addressed still.
Anyway, we deduced that it's not really a nice hotel for ppl who would like to use the amenities which it is branding for. Nor to get minimum service either. If you want to be neglected, go there. If you want to have a reply as: "Mais j'ai reset le router! Je ne peux rien faire d'autre!" Please do go there.
As a result, I used my data package up to 8gb. I wanted to forget about my stay, but i guess that next month's telephone bill will prevent me to have this luxury.
Thanks Reception team and specially the lady in charge :)
Chantoiseau kenny
GoodMay 18, 2016Beautiful hotel i pass a graet moment
Everything is good
Big thanks to david the server in the restaurant
Good service from him
Anabelle B
AverageMay 13, 2016I booked a night stay for my parents. The next morning the breakfast served disappointingly included only eggs, ham & coffee while the hotel boasts they serve a full continental breakfast that should commonly include sliced bread with butter/jam, cheese, croissants, pastries, fruit juice and other hot beverages.
GoodMay 02, 2016Top top top top...je conseille a tous
Guillaume Rosse
GoodApril 19, 2016Very quiet place with a very beautiful room in my experience. Supermarket nearby as well as the beach and car rental.
excellent value for money
ExcellentApril 18, 2016Very good stay ,it's just wooow the place to be
Akshay Sharma Toofany
ExcellentApril 18, 2016Great place to cut off from everyday rush and to relax. Very friendly staffs. Excellent room condition. Great hotel facilities. I highly recommend.
GoodApril 14, 2016Overall aspect was very nice, we really like this hotel as it was the 4th time we spent some holidays there. Easy access to supermarket, bank and the beach is very near and all facilities provided in the hotel itself like restaurant, bar open morning till night.
This time we book 02 studio and 01 of them got a problem with the door as it was not closing properly and it was not so nice as we wanted to take shower and relax we have been waiting for more than 1 hour for someone to repair this but the first drink we took on the bar was offered by the hotel which was highly appreciated.
We really like this hotel, the area, the staff and everything and for sure we will book it for our next holidays...
A Suggestion i can ask as it's like a self catering accommodation is to add a sponge and liquid soap to wash the dishes. However, the cleaning is excellent and the barman very friendly and i highly recommend this place to everyone.
ExcellentDecember 01, 2015Value for Money! It is exactly as in the picture. Very good Environment.
ate check out option was great and we highly recommend you to go!
ExcellentNovember 30, 2015Our stay here is always very very pleasant. Because of the environment and the relaxing time we had. This time some umbrella was missed, the bed and the sofa was like really fragile. Another suggest that we want to give is that you ahould put a sponge and a liquid soap to wash a glass or a plate we used during the day without using the dishwasher. 2nd suggestion: it would be really interesting if you can add some entertainment during pre-dinner, dinner or after dinner time; some brunch time, and other stuff.
The barman was really kind and made us very good long island iced tea :)). But, Be Cosy is a place which i really recommend. We will surely come back soon.
ExcellentNovember 15, 2015Top top top top...je conseille a tous
ExcellentNovember 06, 2015Room very clean. Friendly staff. Good breakfast.
GoodOctober 24, 2015I stayed at Be Cosy for the first time, i found it very nice and hopefully will come back by the end of the month.
The hotel staff was not too friendly and the food of the restaurant can be much better. However, the place and environment was very nice and peaceful. The cleanliness of the room was excellent on arrival.
Kurstina Khettur
GoodOctober 19, 2015The hotel was a really nice place but the phone was not working and they did not even try to replace/repair it.
The bed sheets was not clean at all. We thought that maybe they have not cleaned the room properly. Rooms that have been booked by marideal should be clean and inspected regularly.
Saïd Ismaël
GoodOctober 19, 2015It was nice. I enjoyed my stay there with my friend. The room condition is good and the late checkout option was a nice bonus.
Annabelle Oosman
ExcellentOctober 19, 2015Spend a nice moment there but didn't appreciate the food at the restaurant
Yuna Sagum
GoodOctober 16, 2015The phone was not working and we were told that breakfast would be served in our room as from 8:30 but we did not receive anything.
We did not know if we were supposed to call (the phone was not working at all since our check in) or if we were supposed to go at the reception to inquire (it was the peak time for breakfast we did not want to bother them).
We had to use the dishwasher every time, it was smelly and it is not ecologic at all. we were 2 obviously we will not have like a ton of stuffs to wash. providing a sponge and a liquid soap would have been much better, even if i needed to wash a spoon i could have done it without the washing machine.
The TV was not working, a technician came to fix it on the spot and it was really nice to have the feeling that you are a valuable customer.
Nitish Meetoo
GoodOctober 16, 2015The place is very Cosy as indicated by its name. The service was great and the place is great to relax and disconnect from this busy place.
Shayan Aumeerun
GoodOctober 16, 2015Got the best service possible as expected :)
Jacques Sonia
GoodOctober 16, 2015We had a nice stay, only we did not really get into contact with the staff.
Justine George
GoodOctober 15, 2015Pleasant and resourceful
Shakeel Golam
GoodOctober 15, 2015Only negative point is that I did not get the room key. So a bit annoying. Could really leaving the apartment and come back without the informing room service.
Shanina Gujadhur
PoorOctober 12, 2015On a occupé la chambre 315 durant ce week-end et dès notre arrivée, accueil sans sourire, on a eu droit à une visite guidée de la chambre faite en 2-4-6 et des crottes de lézards, oiseaux sur les chaises extérieures, table extérieure sale et tâchée de boisson, terrasse sale, "moutouk" dans la bouilloire pour couronner le tout!! Heureusement que nous avions prévu de passer plus de temps à l'extérieur. La porte principale de notre appartement fut hors service tout le week-end et à chaque fois, il fallait appeler l'accueil pour nous faire entrer dans notre chambre. Dans le deal, c'était mentionné, "Bed and Breakfast" et il faut comprendre qu'on vous sert un sac en papier contenant une baguette, quelques plaquettes de beurre, confiture, fromage, sachets de thé, sachets de sucre, sachets de lait etc et à vous de préparer votre petit déjeuner en chambre. Bref, j'ai opté pour cet hôtel car la plupart des gens sur le site en vantaient l'hygiène surtout mais j'ai été plus que déçue.
Anabelle Bertrand
GoodOctober 09, 2015Nice experience with Mari Deal. Will surely deal again with you.
Manjulie Naikho
GoodOctober 09, 2015very peaceful atmosphere.. really enjoyed my stay at Be cosy
Jason Lee
GoodOctober 09, 2015Nice weekend with a calm and quiet place to rest and relax. Bathroom needs some improvements with a door for the bath tub and a shelf. The water was also not too hot. For the kitchen a dishwasher product should be provided. Security services need to be improved especially at night.
Corrine Benjamin
ExcellentOctober 02, 2015Tres bon sejours, personnel tres accueillant
Rachel Azor
ExcellentOctober 02, 2015Very satisfied with the room, the room service, the staff were very welcoming!!!
Pascaline Mangalon
ExcellentSeptember 30, 2015Excellent...
Super Studio... Comme sur la photo...
Pas deçue du tout...
Très reposant et une tranquilité...
Je reviens c'est sure... ♥
Kevina Mooteeveeren-Murday
GoodSeptember 29, 2015Be cosy was a nice place to stay. i will go again for sure
chrissie hung
GoodSeptember 24, 2015Hotel amneties were good.
Liza Rehaut
GoodSeptember 03, 2015Very satisfied with all the service, structure and quality. The location should be rectified on GPS and Googlemap please because I received wrong location of the apartment on the net
Graziella Labour
GoodAugust 26, 2015Really quiet hotel. Good atmosphere.
nessah mohammedally
ExcellentJuly 23, 2015It was just great. We had a lovely time, very quiet and relaxing. Love that Be Cosy is right on the coastal road. It is becomes easier to locate and get there.
Wayna Appadoo
GoodJuly 22, 2015It was a nice stay, very quiet and stress-free. We got the opportunity to wind down and relax.
Chitra Kailaysur
ExcellentJuly 22, 2015I loved our stay, it was stress free and very nice for a change. The hotel premises were well maintained and lovely.
Annelise Cadet
GoodJuly 21, 2015Good hotel...quite and peaceful...very nice room...love the modern deco of the hotel and room..pool looks great!!
Brigitte Zelin
GoodJuly 20, 2015It was very relaxing, we had an excellent stay there.
Shalini Nemchand
GoodJuly 17, 2015The hotel staffs were nice and polite and late check-outs were granted, which i appreciate very much.
Wesley Rousseau
GoodJuly 17, 2015Excellent accommodation and good service from the staff.
Graig Hugues
ExcellentJuly 17, 2015We had a great experience, really enjoyed ourselves there. Would definitely go back.
Yannick Lew Yew Yim
GoodJuly 16, 2015I like the hotel, the service was good, very nice staffs, and an overall great experience
Aarti Vaghjee
ExcellentJuly 16, 2015I am very satisfied and will highly recommend this place to anyone.


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Hi there, my name is Emily, I live in East Doncaster in a two bedroom fully furnished house with central heating and air condition, tis a short stroll to the shops, 2 minute walk to buses, close to the Eastern Freeway, Shoppingtown, hotels, clubs and pubs, close proximity to Cafes, Restaurants, Parks, Safeway, Coles, 2 minutes walk to Mcdonalds and local Gyms.
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Presenters: Sael Lee, Rongjing Xiang, Suleyman Cetintas, Youhan Fang Department of Computer Science, Purdue University Major reference paper: Hinton, G. E, Osindero, S., and Teh, Y. W. (2006). A fast learning algorithm for deep belief nets. Neural Computation, 18: CS590M 2008 Fall: Paper Presentation
Introduction Complementary prior Restricted Boltzmann machines Deep Belief networks Applications Papers
h2 data h1 h3 RBM 2000 top-level neurons 500 neurons 28x28 pixel image (784 neurons) DBNs are stacks of restricted Boltzmann machines forming deep (multi-layer) architecture.
Why go deep?? Insufficient depth can require more computational elements, than architectures whose depth is matches to the task. Provide simpler more descriptive model of many problems. Problem with deep? Many cases, deep nets are hard to optimize. Neural Networks Deep Networks Deep Belief Nets.
A belief net is a directed acyclic graph composed of stochastic variables. It is easy to generate an unbiased samples at the leaf nodes, so we can see what kinds of data the network believes in. It is hard to infer the posterior distribution over all possible configurations of hidden causes. (explaining away effect) It is hard to even get a sample from the posterior. So how can we learn deep belief nets that have millions of parameters? -> use Restrictive Boltzmann machines for each layer!! Stochastic hidden cause visible effect We will use nets composed of layers of stochastic binary variables with weighted connections
To learn W, we need the posterior distribution in the first hidden layer. Problem 1: The posterior is typically intractable because of "explaining away". Problem 2: The posterior depends on the prior as well as the likelihood. So to learn W, we need to know the weights in higher layers, even if we are only approximating the posterior. All the weights interact. Problem 3: We need to integrate over all possible configurations of the higher variables to get the prior for first hidden layer. data hidden variables W prior likelihood
Deep Belief nets are composed of Restricted Boltzmann machines which are energy based models Energy based models define probability distribution through an energy function: Data log likelihood gradient "f" is the expert
One type of Generative Neural network that connect binary stochastic neurons using symmetric connections. b and c are bias of x and h, W,U,V are weights
We restrict the connectivity to make learning easier. Only one layer of hidden units. ▪ We will deal with more layers later No connections between hidden units. In an RBM, the hidden units are conditionally independent given the visible states. So we can quickly get an unbiased sample from the posterior distribution when given a data-vector. This is a big advantage over directed belief nets Approximation of the log-likelihood gradient: Contrastive Divergence hidden i j visible weight between units i and j Energy with configuration v on the visible units and h on the hidden units binary state of visible unit i binary state of hidden unit j
Stacking RBMs to from Deep architecture DBN with l layers of models the joint distribution between observed vector x and l hidden layers h. Learning DBN: fast greedy learning algorithm for constructing multi-layer directed networks on layer at a time v h 1 h 2 h 3
Inference in Directed Belief Networks: Why Hard? Explaining Away Posterior over Hidden Vars. intractable Variational Methods approximate the true posterior and improve a lower bound on the log probability of the training data ▪ this works, but there is a better alternative: Eliminating Explaining Away in Logistic (Sigmoid) Belief Nets Posterior(non-indep) = prior(indep.) * likelihood (non-indep.) Eliminate Explaining Away by Complementary Priors ▪ Add extra hidden layers to create CP that has opposite correlations with the likelihood term, so (when likelihood is multiplied by the prior), post. will become factorial
The distribution generated by this infinite directed net with replicated weights is the equilibrium distribution for a compatible pair of conditional distributions: p(v|h) and p(h|v) that are both defined by W A top-down pass of the directed net = letting a Restricted Boltzmann Machine settle to equilibrium. So this infinite directed net defines the same distribution as an RBM. v 1 h 1 v 0 h 0 v 2 h 2 etc.
The variables in h0 are conditionally independent given v0. Inference is trivial. We just multiply v0 by W transpose (gives product of the likelihood term and the prior term). The model above h0 implements a complementary prior. Unlike other directed nets, we can sample from the true posterior dist over all of the hidden layers. Start from visible units, use W^T to infer factorial dist over each hidden unit Computing exact posterior dist in a layer of the infinite logistic belief net = each step of Gibbs sampling in RBM The Maximum Likelihood learning rule for the infinite logistic belief net with tied weights is the same with the learning rule of RBM Contrastive Divergence can be used instead of Maximum likelihood learning which is expensive RBM creates good generative models that can be fine-tuned v 1 h 1 v 0 h 0 v 2 h 2 etc
Joint distribution: Where
Learn W 0 assuming all the weight matrices are tied. Freeze W 0 and use W 0 T to infer factorial approximate posterior distributions over the states of the variable in the first hidden layer. Keeping all the higher weight matrices tied to each other, but untied from W 0, learn an RBM model of the higher-level "data" that was produced by using W 0 T to transform the original data.
First learn with all the weights tied This is exactly equivalent to learning an RBM Contrastive divergence learning is equivalent to ignoring the small derivatives contributed by the tied weights between deeper layers. v 1 h 1 v 0 h 0 v 2 h 2 etc. v 0 h 0
Then freeze the first layer of weights in both directions and learn the remaining weights (still tied together). This is equivalent to learning another RBM, using the aggregated posterior distribution of h0 as the data. v 1 h 1 v 0 h 0 v 2 h 2 etc. v 1 h 0
The higher layers no longer implement a complementary prior. So performing inference using the frozen weights in the first layer is no longer correct. Using this incorrect inference procedure gives a variational lower bound on the log probability of the data. ▪ We lose by the slackness of the bound. The higher layers learn a prior that is closer to the aggregated posterior distribution of the first hidden layer. This improves the network's model of the data. ▪ Hinton, Osindero and Teh (2006) prove that this improvement is always bigger than the loss.
After learning many layers of features, we can fine-tune the features to improve generation. 1. Do a stochastic bottom-up pass – Adjust the top-down weights to be good at reconstructing the feature activities in the layer below. 2. Do a few iterations of sampling in the top level RBM – Use CD learning to improve the RBM 3. Do a stochastic top-down pass – Adjust the bottom-up weights to be good at reconstructing the feature activities in the layer above.
2000 top-level neurons 500 neurons 28 x 28 pixel image 10 label neurons The labels were represented by turning on one unit in a 'softmax' group of 10 units: When training the top layer of weights, the labels were provided as part of the input
Generative model based on RBM's 1.25% Support Vector Machine (Decoste et. al.) 1.4% Backprop with 1000 hiddens (Platt) ~1.6% Backprop with >300 hiddens ~1.6% K-Nearest Neighbor ~ 3.3% Training images: 60,000 Testing images: 10,000 The total training time: a week!
They always looked like a really nice way to do non-linear dimensionality reduction: But it is very difficult to optimize deep autoencoders using backpropagation. We now have a much better way to optimize them: First train a stack of 4 RBM's Then "unroll" them. Then fine-tune with backpropagation 1000 neurons 500 neurons 250 neurons neurons 28x28
Restricted Boltzmann Machines provide a simple way to learn a layer of features without any supervision. Many layers of representation can be learned by treating the hidden states of one RBM as the visible data for training the next RBM This creates good generative models that can then be fine-tuned.
G. Hinton, S. Osindero, Y. The, A fast learning algorithm for deep belief nets, Neural Computations, G. Hinton, R. Salakhutdinov, Reducing the dimensionality of data with neural networks, Science, Y. Bengio, Learning deep architectures for AI, M. Carreira-Perpinan, G. Hinton, On constrative divergence learning, AISTATS, 2005.
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In a surprising move the Buccaneers placed Charles Sims on the IR, leaving a significant void in their backfield. While Jacquizz Rodgers will be the short-term beneficiary, Martin is expected to return to the lineup following the team's Week 6 bye. That could easily create an opportunity for Martin.
We know he's going to get the early down work, despite just 85 yards on 25 carries prior to the injury. The question is going to be if there is upside of an every down back in his future?
It's not like Rodgers has ever proven to be much more than a mediocre backup, and while he racked up the yardage last night he needed 30 carries to cross the 100 yard barrier (101 yards, yielding a 3.4 YPC). The team will need someone to step in and fill a pass catching void and it's easy to forget that 'Martin could be a viable alternative there.
In his rookie year (2012), Martin turned 71 targets into 49 catches and 472 yards. Prior to being drafted Walter Football described him by saying:
"He is a dynamic runner, a good receiver, a functional blocker and a special-teams contributor. Entering the NFL, Martin looks like a jack-of-all-trades back who should be able to help his team immediately."
While he's had his issues at times, we all know that opportunity is often the biggest issue when it comes to fantasy football players. It's clear that Martin has a tremendous chance coming to him, and there's a good chance that many don't realize just how good it could be (especially after Rodgers totaled 129 yards yesterday, on 35 touches). That makes now the perfect time to try buy low in hopes of cashing in and trying to obtain Martin on a low-ball offer.
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People freely abuse each other
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Witnessing I see dis-ease used as a tool
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Have we, as a society, relegated "I'm OK" to a book on the shelves?
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Thank you for sharing this. I hope you find the strength to persevere through this and find solace in such torment.
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I won't come cry with you, but I will cry inside for you...please borrow my rather broad shoulders for a time...I give you a virtual hug and wish you to look to tommorrow with anticipation, for this too will pass...Larry
Gave this one a up bump. Its good sometimes to just let this stuff all out, poetry is a great way too. Beautiful :)
They are stuck in their delusions of separation
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If you too have felt jostled as if a pawn,
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Treated with no value, no respect – with true disdain,
If your shoulders are heavy, your heart in deep pain,
VERY powerful words!!!! I write lyrics to express my frustrations with this crazy world. I enjoyed your "words." Best, GPAGE
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Lovely quote...
"Responsibility to the responsible!"-Anton LaVey
^ever read his stuff? Interesting.
Very nice poem. Every nice subject. Very nice message. Very nice comments. Very nice soul!
Well, I am done crying and when I can I write about it. I know how you feel though. Cheers now, CC
Well it's been 2 years and you shared your tears with some pretty special people who stood here in this hub with you Sylvia. I hope that since you wrote this work, vast positive change has occurred that requires major smiling! This poem I missed until now, I guess that today was the right time for me to read it and to appreciate your words.. which I did. I agree with those other special voices here... virtual hugs never have an expiry date and I trust anticipation defeated the need to cry! Take care... PD


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|Lecture 1
Welcome and About Your InstructorPreview
|Lecture 2
A funny bone is that place at the tip of your elbow that hurts like @#$%^@ when you whack it on something. It doesn't feel that funny. It also isn't a bone. It is actually the ulnar nerve that runs from your neck all the way to your pinky. Every piece of the nerve is protected by muscle or bone, except for that spot that all furniture is aiming for. In this funny bone sweet spot, the nerve is only protected by skin and fat, which makes it vulnerable. When you hit your funny bone you actually are smashing your nerve in between your bone (ironically called the humerus) and that stupid chair.
When you hit your funny bone with great momentum in a short amount of time, you jam your humerus into your chair which smashes your ulnar nerve. Like you need a diagram to understand what you did. However, I place this diagram here to help us understand what happens when you hit your comedic funny bone as well. When you hit your comedic funny bone, the momentum of "who you are"in a short amount of time [bits that equate around 6 per minute ], you give your original reaction [your "humorous" punchline] to an audience about what you care about. Instead of an exhilarating cocktail of numbness, tingling and pain that shoots down the forearm and hand and into your ring and pinky fingers; hitting the comedic funny bone is a joy that makes the writing process worthwhile. When you get on a roll and you have to wait for your audience to stop laughing, your comedic funny bone keeps yelling "HIT ME!"
|Lecture 3
Plan a party!Preview
|Section 2: Capturing Raw Material (The Ulner Nerve and Humerus)
|Lecture 4
When we are intentional about hitting our funny bone, we have to start with the nerve that makes you swear like a sailor. You have to care. The ulnar nerve is the place where you start. The place that you are vulnerable. The place that not everyone agrees about. The place that you are the king or queen of your own soapbox.
As we explore your ulnar nerve, it's important to note that the things that you care about, are actually not inherently funny. When things make you angry, they are infuriating, not funny. When you think something is stupid… it's stupid. Imagine there is an activist yelling at you demanding that you change your mind and take on their opinion on something. This might only be funny as an exhausted sigh. Stuff that people care about, your ulnar nerve, is all of the emotions that aren't funny. However "caring" about things is the basis of how we interact and have something to say. That caring electricity may not be inherently funny, but it is the foundation that every comic has to bring others along and make their people laugh. The strong opinion that flows through that vulnerable spot is the foundation for how laughs happen in the first place.
Brené Brown in her book Daring Greatly, wrote "Vulnerability is the birthplace of love, belonging, joy, courage, empathy, and creativity. It is the source of hope, empathy, accountability, and authenticity. If we want greater clarity in our purpose or deeper and more meaningful spiritual lives, vulnerability is the path." Her TED talks have blown up on the internet, and I believe it's because we are all looking for that one thing that will give us the edge and allow us enough courage to step out and speak our truth. Watching her speak, her body language communicates with every bone in her body she is wanting to preserve herself. To run. To be the "expert" and hide behind the title of author. But then she realizes WHY she is on that stage. She is "the vulnerability guru". So she discloses, and places herself out there, in courage.
We might not be the vulnerability guru, but we are on stage to say something. Not to hide. Not to protect ourselves. Comedians have shock and language as a tool but not at the expense of something to say. And the only way to have something to say is to tap into that place where you care. To expose that ulnar nerve and get ready to whack it!
|Lecture 5
A description of the 5 minute exercise you will be doing to see what you care about. Please pause for 5 minutes and do this exercise. It will allow you to have a clear topic for your original comedy.
|Lecture 6
A quick description of the next exercise you will do. Vocalizing your passions. Please pause after this and perform this exercise with a friend or alone for 2 minutes. This will begin to establish your raw material.
|Lecture 7
This is the same exercise, however by repeating it you begin to vocalize clear "takes' on where you want your raw material to go. Please pause after this and feel free to explore new concepts you hadn't thought about before. Make sure not to get stuck on "saying it the same way."
|Lecture 8
Here I am preparing to do the same exercise one more time. Please pause after this and take two minutes to complete this. It will ground your raw material.
|Lecture 9
To finalize the exercises, record yourself so that you can transcribe it. You now have raw material on the topic.
|Lecture 10
Homework for Next week
|Section 3: Editing Your Material with the 3 B's
|Lecture 11
Today is all about editing. One of the main things to remember about stand-up comedy is the more YOU talk the less people laugh. When you are talking and people aren't laughing… this is called bombing. Stand-up is an art form this way. The key is to get to your insights and reactions as quick as you can so that others can laugh. To do this… YOU MUST EDIT.
At the end of this video I ask you to find your favorite stand-up comedian on youtube and search for your favorite bit by them. You will use this information to see some of the techniques they use in editing their material.
|Lecture 12
You probably aren't aware of this but you are breathing. And when you talk, you don't speak to people in huge four sentence chunks. Audiobook readers and authors at a book readings spend time practicing the grand soliloquys that are written so they don't need to break the speech with a breath. The normal person pauses to breathe between five and fifteen syllables when they are talking. Performers of standup function the same way. The first step in editing is to break up your writing into the natural pauses. It can be called a one line format. I will give you an example of doing this with comedy great Mitch Hedberg's Smacky the frog bit.
"In England, Smokey the Bear is not the forest fire prevention representative. They have Smacky the Frog. It's a lot like a bear, but it's a frog. I think that's a better system. I think we should adopt it. Because bears can be mean, but frogs are always cool. Never has there been a frog hopping toward me, and I thought "Man, I'd better play dead. Here comes that frog." I would never say "Here comes that frog" in a horrifying manner. It's always, like, optimistic. Like, "Hey, here comes that frog, all right. Maybe he will settle near me and I can pet him, and put him in a mayonnaise jar, with a stick and a leaf, to recreate what he's used to."
Now what would this look like with his natural pauses? (you can see it here -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idg9LxJ5ToE )
In England, Smokey the Bear is not the forest fire prevention representative.
|Lecture 13
B is for Breathe
natural pauses are between 5-15 syllables – If you go longer than that and people begin to lose track - Plus - we are not audiobook readers
take your bit - For five minutes break up your bit into a breath form
|Lecture 14
B is for Brevity -
Shakespeare said it best - Brevity is Levity
Your Comic Transcription
|Lecture 15
What is the frequency of setup lines to punchlines?
Flywheel analogy – momentum keeps the thing moving
About 1 punchline to every 3 setup lines
|Lecture 16
Edit your bit
work backward
Go to the Setup
|Lecture 17
The butt of the joke is what everyone laughs at.
It cues the audience and tells them "OK NOW IT IS TIME TO LAUGH"
Look at your transcription specifically at your comics punchlines and mark the end word (the butt of the joke)
Look at the rest of the words in the punchline. -3 min
Every word has a funny scale and some words are funnier than others.
|Lecture 18
OK so the editing process is 3 B's
Breathe, Brevity and Butt
|Section 4: Gaining Momentum
|Lecture 19
Today is about Increasing the momentum of your funny (Pass Out Sheet)
I don't know how to ride a bike
when my 6 year old rides her bike how does she increase her momentum?
This analogy is similar to increasing the momentum of your funny.
|Lecture 20
If you ever have seen great improvisors like Margeret Cho or Robin Williams
|Lecture 21
When I was in college I took a Jazz class from a guy who played with Charlie parker … Yusef Latif
|Lecture 22
Block out an hour of time and shut yourself in a place where you can say stuff out loud without being self-conscious.
|Lecture 23
When you are in a play, the director does a thing called "blocking." This is a directive pointing out of the intentional movement on the stage. The point of your director saying. "Get close to her!" is because you are about to say a line that talks about your love. It is placing intentional movement that expresses the plot of the play. Since you are the director of your own stand up. It is now your turn to do some blocking. Think about the things that you naturally do to make people laugh. Try to build them into your words. Think of things that don't make people laugh. Place movements in your set that make more sense. By you "Blocking" your set out, you will be practicing being as big as you design your set to be. Once you are in front of someone your "autopilot" will take over. By you already knowing what movements you have, you can customize them to fit your audience. Maybe you want to be outlandish. Now that you know what your body is doing, make everything x5. Maybe it's a quieter crowd, just do small gestures to accommodate. When you have your words and actions practiced, you can take calculated risks with great results.
|Lecture 24
Why could you recall this and not recall the bits that you have written?
This works for your comedy as well.
Try it
|Lecture 25
Why you need to be covert when testing.
|Lecture 26
Never identify that you are testing your material on someone.
Don't force the material into the conversation.
Keep track what you have said to whom.
You are going to forget what happened. When you have gone to the effort of telling a joke to someone and learned its results, find a moment to jot down what happened.
Test with three to five people before you pass judgment on material.
|Lecture 27
The first two reasons were because of your delivery.
You stumbled through the material.
Your body language didn't make sense.
The second two reasons are because you were a bad secret agent
You tried to force the material
Finally, the last reason is because: It just wasn't funny
|Lecture 28
Select 3 more passionate topics
|Section 5: Performance Tips
|Lecture 29
In most metropolitan cities there is a comedy club or two. Most of those clubs will host an open mic during a weekday. There are all sorts of flavors of open mics. Some are Blue (which means a lot of dirty material), some are known as "friendly", and some are just a bar and a mic. First, you should go to the open mic, to get the vibe. When you know which one you best gravitate towards, it's time to sign up. (It took me a whole year to muster up enough courage to sign up. But if you have done the steps in this class you are ready) When you are ready, locate the person who is hosting, and ask them how you sign up. It could be an email that you need to send, or a paper that is put outside at a certain time. Another thing to ask unless the host has said it on stage is "how much time do you have?" Usually they are 3 to 4 minutes. Now, wait a week, sign up the way you were instructed, and you will have a formal audience to entertain.
|Lecture 30
Before you step on stage, scope out your surroundings. What sort of stairs are there to get up on stage? What does the host do with the people they introduce? It is best to be waiting in the wings one person before you go up. Also, if there is time, introduce yourself to the host, that way they will have recognition, and the ability to pronounce your name correctly.
Once you are introduced, step onto the stage, shake the host's hand and begin your set. I say all this because your approach should be confident and YOU. You are getting to the microphone. That should be a non-issue. But sometimes in our nervousness we trip or have an awkward moment with the host, and it colors our first couple seconds on stage. Unless you are a Jerry Lewis impersonator, and your presentation is all physical comedy, your approach should be as natural as breathing.
|Lecture 31
Just like your approach, your use of the microphone should be non-issue. Microphones are amplification devices that are a tool of a standup comedian. Since it is a tool of the trade it is best to use it as a tool, and not have it be the focus of your set. Every mic is different, most of them are temperamental in a different way. They pop, shut off and can be a nuisance. Just like using a ballpoint pen, you know when you have a good one and you know when you are dealing with shit. Because of the nature of a comedy club it is usually best to not call to the attention of the crowd what sort of terrible contraption you are using. Because everyone else is using it too. If there is a problem with the mic, simply be gracious, and troubleshoot whether the connection at the bottom and the cord needs to be reconnected, see if it is turned off, and give the mic some space. If after you have given every jostle a try, simply put the mic back in the stand and project your voice without a mic. People will respect you more for your beauty in difficult situations rather than if you have to wait for the authorities to remedy the situation.
Know how you like to use the mic. Some comics love taking the mic off the stand so that they can use all of their body language. Most people take the stand and set it aside so that it is not upstaging them. If this is something you like to do, practice it in your rehearsals. You want this to not call attention, because you have prepared much larger jokes than mic stand moving.
"The Rule of Camping" applies to comedy microphones as well: you want to leave it the way you came. If the mic was on a stand and a stool was next to it when you arrived, during your last joke, set the stage back up the way it was. This takes some choreography to be able to say your joke, retrieve the mic stand, put the microphone back into the holster, without the audience paying attention to what you are doing. So prepare ahead of time and practice these simple movements so that they aren't a distraction to your funniest joke.
|Lecture 32
Good lighting sometimes means that as a performer you can't see anything. This can create a feeling of distance which will reflect in your body language. One trick that some use is five points of contact. This is a trick that actors giving monologues use to create engagement with the crowd. There are five points of a "cheated half circle" 3 being directly in the middle. A lot of times, when we can't see, we play directly to the middle, which lets people begin thinking about how you are up there delivering lines, rather than talking to them. The five points of contact allows you to play "as if" you are connecting and making eye contact with everyone in the audience. If, in your set, you can face 2, move to 4, squat to 1, and hit your punchline at 3, the audience will feel like you are looking right at them, even if you are not.
|Lecture 33
In a comedy open mic, time is everything. Usually they are cramming 25 people into a night so the club has implemented a process of keeping people to their schedule. Some comics don't have the same respect for the audience or preparation that you do. Some are just drunk. So they have developed a way of showing you "get ready to leave". This is how it works: You get a "warning light", and then a "your time is up" light. If you stay on stage past those lights, you will either have your mic turned off or you will be interrupted by the host.
It's important to respect the club rules because they are providing you with a formal audience. If you are known for "running the light" your reputation will proceed you. You won't have any future with larger shows, and you may not even be allowed on the mic at all. Mics are curated, so every time you get up there, you want to make an impact; so make it good.
When you practice, make sure you know how much time you are taking. Also keep in mind if you have laughs, it may take a little bit longer. You always want to hit at or a little below the given time. This will give you the greatest reputation. Which is important, because as people get to know you, the easier it will be to get them to laugh.
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One thing that we don't think about after we have done the hard work of preparing an amazing set, is how we finish. Once we are done with our last joke and have the mic back in the stand the way it was, it is customary to say a last thing that indicates we are done and everyone needs to clap. Some people say "my name is ______" or "that's my time" or "thank you so much". Whatever it is you end with, it will brand you. So spend time having a clear understanding of what you want to say after you killed on your set. Once you say this, leave the mic, shake the hand of the host, don't trip on the stairs and go have a drink
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When you have found out how long you are given, its time to craft your set. You now have a multitude of vetted, great jokes in your arsenal. Which are your favorites? Which get the biggest laughs? How long are they? Some people keep a spreadsheet of their jokes, Joan Rivers had a card catalog. However it works for you, you want to cobble the right amount of jokes together to make a set.
Some people like having a theme or a story with their sets, which does create a momentum with the audience. Others have found hopping from joke to joke randomly works for them. Realistically it doesn't matter as long and the Audience doesn't have to "think" about it. Standup is a rare art form that allows for randomness in material. The only time this is an issue is if you haven't set up your joke properly. If they are laughing then your order is working. Once you have your set list, find your best joke, and put it at the end. Now find your second best joke, put it at the beginning. Now fill in any gaps that you need. You now have your set!
|Section 6: Becoming Accurate!
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The nature of standup is personal. If you aren't vulnerable about what you are bringing to the crowd. It might be time to rethink what you are bringing. Even an ice queen like my grandmother cares about something, and when you have just poured your life into a 3 minute set and received only a moderate amount of laughter it can throw you into a deep depression. I think that is why this is the most difficult chapter to implement. It's hard to revisit your performance critically without feeling like you have failed in some way and send yourself into a spiraling mess of "I hate myself".
All I can say is it is better on your own terms. I'm not a big fan of my daughter poking me in the belly and asking me if I'm pregnant. I would rather come to the conclusion myself that I need to lose a few pounds. That's where the process of reflecting on your performance is helpful. It's nice to come to the conclusion that you missed this punchline because of this or that before your mom comes to the same conclusions by sending you a youtube comment.
So we need to first take a deep breath and tell ourselves that what we see in the mirror is a gift. Feedback is a gift? We may feel feedback is as wanted as Aunt Lotty's Fruit Cake in January. Then again, you have to respect her for the time and effort. Just like Aunt Lotty spent time drowning the cherries and apricots in cups of Grand Marnier, you need to pull yourself out of your depression long enough to watch your set video and take some notes.
Yes feedback is a gift. It is a gift for your future. Feedback and the practice of the craft of standup is the hard work of becoming a better artist. It may not be fun playing piano scales endlessly, but when you can effortlessly play a Chopin sonata with the proper expression, the practice is well worth it. We all are dealt different amounts of talent, and depending on how much skill we've been given, means how much harder we need to work to become excellent. So, if you want to become a better comedian, it is time to swallow some pride and clinically look at your set. You do this assessing yourself, assessing your audience, and setting some goals.
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Here we are, the evil queen, looking deeply into the mirror only to find out we aren't the fairest in the land. Rather than send the henchmen to kill the rest of the comics that are fairer, why not pop a few zits, stop our scowls that have created deep inset wrinkles, and begin a regimen of smiling as we give out some non-poisoned apples. If only the evil queen saw the magic mirror's assessment as an opportunity for growth.
We are given such an opportunity! And the mirror that is before you, is your video footage of your performance. You're mirror may not scan the land pitting your beauty against the other princesses out there, but it will tell you exactly what you need to know to get better. Your video will show you how you present yourself, how you sounded, and what your audience did. By looking at these three aspects of your video you will have notes that will allow you to make your next performance the fairest in the land.
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Print a copy of your written out set. One of the best ways to learn what you did is to read the paper while the video is running. When there is something different, stop the video cross out what you DIDN'T SAY and write in what you DID SAY. This exercise makes you stop and understand where you departed from what you originally wrote. Was it a good change? Was it because you forgot where you were? Or was it a more natural way of expressing what you wanted to express? It may seem belittling, but also write down your "ums" "yaknows" and other filler words where they occur. This is not to brow beat yourself, it is show what is different than what you composed. You composed your set in a specific way to get specific laughs at specific times. When you are real with what you actually gave to your audience, you can then work to bring your next performance to them more accurately. Write down in your notebook elements or bits that you need practice in order to more accurately deliver the set that you composed.
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After spending time seeing and hearing what you brought to the table. It is time to listen to your audience. So… did they laugh? Take your printed out set sheet with your ums and crossed outs written in. Don't watch the video this time. Listen to the video. Mark on your sheet where you hear laughter. Once you are done listening to your audience. Look at the places that your audience laughed. Did they laugh at the places you suspected they would? Where were the places that received unexpected laughter? Why did they laugh there? Can you recreate them or were they a fluke?
Now, look at the sheet and notice the places they didn't laugh. Ask yourself why? Here are some of the main reasons why your audience is not laughing.
1) OBSCURE – Your audience can't relate. They can't visualize or understand the points of reference or your topic being discussed. Perhaps you are performing in Australia and you have a bit on Q-tips. No one laughs as you come out on stage with white fur boots and a Russian fur cap. Why? Because they call cotton swabs something entirely different in Australia. Understanding your audience will help you not hear crickets.
2) BODY ALIGNMENT – You might out of sync. Your body language may not be communicating what your words are saying. Was your audience confused by your posture and body language. Look back at your notes and see where it was off.
3) PUNCHWORD – Your Punchword or phrase is in the beginning rather than the end. It could be you indicated to the audience that they missed the joke and should have laughed earlier. Scope out whether the funniest word is truly at the end.
4) NOT FUNNY - It just wasn't funny. For whatever reason it just wasn't funny. Spend time replacing your punchline with a different sense of humor reaction to get your desired result. Do a simple rewrite. If you come to terms that your joke just isn't funny, get a different punchline. You can make a game out of it: a friend of mine made up a game that uses a bell. He has you do your set normally. Then, at one point in the set, he dings the bell. The game is to stop and retell the joke with a different punchline every time he dings the bell. You have an infinite amount of things that are important to you, you can write a new joke and replace this joke that didn't get laughs.
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Geoffrey Neill's philosophy is that everyone can learn to make others laugh. He hosts a Portland class that leads the most timid to develop their voice all the way to crafting their performance. He is interested in making you hysterical! His Farm2Table Comedy shows are about creating a great audience for fresh local comedians. And, like the name suggests, they are all about moving you from growth to delivery.
Geoffrey Neill has always been about making people laugh. When he was 9 he felt the electricity of making people genuinely crack up at his grade school talent show lipsincing a calypso bit by Stan Freeburg.
Years ago Geoff embarked on a dream that was in him for quite some time. He went to an open mic and tried doing stand-up Comedy. In 2006 he made a new year's resolution: to finally do it. However, every time a day would go by without any progress, the farther away it seemed. he was determined. He said "This year I am going to do stand-up comedy." He even bought a book about it. The book gave some general frameworks. But it mainly told him that he needed to learn how to do impressions. After reading half of the book he found himself trying to write and practice terrible versions of political figures. He hated politics! But maybe it is what will make people laugh.
After getting over his initial fear, starting and stopping several times, along with trying out tons of different writing methods, Geoff started to reflect on his own stand-up material. He had material about circumcision and dog poop. He had conquered his fear of telling jokes in front of people only to realize that his jokes were moving him into a place of regret. He asked "How do you make jokes and make others laugh without talking about shameful things? How do you stay true to yourself while talking about taboo things, difficult things, hard things?"
Five years went by without entering a comedy club, there were no answers to his questions. One day, a friend invited him to do comedy for the first time at a show. It was his friend's comedy class's showcase. Each of the comedians all had about 7 minutes of material. Geoff had been to open mics before, so he knew what to expect. But to his surprise, his friend and his classmates were funny!
They were good! He enjoyed himself! Geoff was proud of his friend. And more than that, he felt an urge to take the class himself. He told his friend: "any class that can produce stand-up from a group that has never done it before and produce some laughter should be explored." He signed up and after 5 years of hiatus and searching for his funny bone in places that that weren't as raw as stand up. He entered the class and found that he needed to begin writing again.
There were still mountains to climb, and answers to search for. Such as: "How can I write material and have it not be stuff that I feel is trivial?" and "how can I do it without climbing that ladder of emptiness and shame? How do I do it? How do I write?"
Being placed in front of a mic for 6 weeks Geoff found a way to get over those hurdles. The class's curriculum didn't do it, he had to do it, He had to move through his fear, potential betrayal of himself, and find his passion. It was a necessity. It was a must. He realized that he was no longer paralyzed but had a process that he could use that could change the way he wrote. This allowed him to make people laugh and brought the smile back to his passion.
His passion since he was very young was to make people laugh. Part of it was to be in front of people and to give them a performance they would remember. Fear destroys our ambitions and passions. If we don't have somebody helping us through it, we sometimes get caught in a holding pattern for years. He decided to write Hitting Your Funny bone to help others find their way out of that holding pattern.
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