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saw this and thought of Ms. Bernice Jenkins
Y'all have my entire TL looking like Sister Bernice Jenkins from New Bethel Baptist opened an IG boutique with all these kitten heels. 😭
Bernice Jenkins is too much! Good Sunday morning! Go on with your church announcements lol!
Bernice Jenkins got your about how the Lord the man who was missing an arm:
Anyway sitting here listening to Bernice Jenkins on YouTube. I can't stop laughing 😂😩
is a fool. Bernice Jenkins is possibly the funniest thing to listen to at 8 in the morning. Just started crying
Lemme get my radio and get ready 4 the Bernice Jenkins explosion! LOL
I was looking at old clips on YouRube and this fool Rickey Smiley was doing Bernice Jenkins church announcements...
Only time I had a dress on for the alumni stepshow bc I could do Bernice Jenkins' character 😭
OMG!! I just watched Sister Odell and Sis. Bernice Jenkins on and I can't y'all why just why lol ☺
Bernice Jenkins has your church announcements up next! You don't wanna miss it!
Random useless thinking-I wonder what the conversation would be like in church on Sunday with Odell, Jenkins, and ?
Almost time! Bernice Jenkins coming up with the Church Announcements with on 101.1 the Wiz. Get ready!
Bernice Jenkins Church Announcements about to come on!! Lol 😬😬😬
I liked a video Bernice Jenkins Organizing Help For Kim and Kanye!
I liked a video Sister Odell and Bernice Jenkins
A little something to get Monday off ya! Sis. Odell & Bernice Jenkins
Steve and Ricky Smiley have no sense. These church announcements will have you in tears.
finally got my glasses adjusted, so my Bernice Jenkins days may be put to rest smh lol
Bernice Jenkins got your church announcements about the Bingo night gone WRONG:
being u and being Bernice Jenkins...nothing new
I can't deal with the Bernice Jenkins calls from Rickey Smiley lmao
The always laughing at Bernice Jenkins the lovely Ms. Janie during church…
Why Lil B going around dressing like Sister Bernice Jenkins ?
Bernice Jenkins is a fool on Rickey Smiley show
Hi Rickey...Will you ever do a cd composed of Bernice Jenkins... Her talking to Micheal J. was hilarious!
I am dying laughing at miss Bernice Jenkins call too heaven mj be clownin and that maya Angelou is straight on lmao
Lol I love when Bernice Jenkins calls up to heaven!!
I don't know if I should laugh at this segment where Bernice Jenkins is talking to people in Heaven or not. Lmao 😂 😩
Y'all I saw this lady that looks like Bernice Jenkins.. 😂 I'm wrong af for laughing bruh
My math instructor look like as Bernice Jenkins lmao!!!
Young Thug a pair of stockings away from being Bernice Jenkins.
Rickey Smiley as Sis. Bernice Jenkins. ..all this & more at 9.13.14
is Bernice Jenkins doing the Ice water challenge? Lmao
I think Bernice Jenkins needs to do a cover of Mama Dee's song I deserve to be LUHuhved
Aye and Bernice Jenkins Gon make this old lady have a *** heart attack from laughing so hard!!! 😭😭😭
Mrs Bernice Jenkins is on The Rickey Smiley Morning Show! Tune it to get your church announcements!
Bernice Jenkins got your coming up NEXT! ⛪
Who invited Bernice Jenkins to the funeral
you need some coffee according to and Bernice Jenkins
I love john but he up here sounding like ( Rickey Smiley) Sister Bernice Jenkins singing amazing grace
I'm calling out Bernice Jenkins for the Gospel Challenge.
"Listen to these new from Bernice Jenkins... 😂
Listen to these new from Bernice Jenkins.. Lol
Listen to these new from Bernice Jenkins... Lol
😂"Listen to these new from Bernice Jenkins... Lolol
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Listen to these new from Bernice Jenkins... Lolol
didn't get my phone call you ole low down dirty scoundrel (Bernice Jenkins voice)
Sister Bernice Jenkins said finger cancer and throat spasms
Bernice Jenkins with the church announcements 😂
Aye i got my homegirls over here dying laughin from yo Bernice Jenkins hat scene off YouTube.
Lord this woman sounds like Bernice Jenkins 😩😩😩
Oh snap, don't my Mama look so saintified with that Karen Clark Sheard suit & Bernice Jenkins hat in…
Don't this guh look like Bernice Jenkins?? 💀
Sister Bernice Jenkins and her outburst are too funny
Anyone catch the church announcements last week from Miss Bernice Jenkins?
Y'all got me rolling this morning! CTFU! U should have Bernice Jenkins sing "You Oughta Be Glad" 1 day!
Sister Bernice Jenkins just had me dyin laughin
Good mernin'!! Ms. Bernice Jenkins would look lovely in these ensembles!!!
Bernice Jenkins said a fart ain't nothing but satan, that's why it's behind you...get the behind me satan 😂😂😩
These Bernice Jenkins announcements kill me down.
: Bernice Jenkins should go on Maury to find little Daryl father it could be George Wallace son!
that moment you sit in the car thru Hella commercials and 2 songs so you can hear Bernice Jenkins church announcements on the Rickey Smiley Morning Show..don't judge me lol
I want to hear Bernice Jenkins, not her Pastor, lol Smiley morning showand sister Janie know it ain't that funny
is Sister Bernice Jenkins showing up
Here goes a funny prank call by Bernice Jenkins:
Bruh did y'all listen to Bernice Jenkins when she was in heaven visiting MLK and Uncle Phil.I almost died.
When Bernice Jenkins starts her convos off with "Good Merrrnin!" I lol every time.
It's kinda sad there won't be any church mothers like Bernice Jenkins after while; that characters such a hit cuz everybody's church had her
It kills me when Bernice Jenkins says "mash 1...".
LOL ! Bernice Jenkins said give the ushers tasers !! The ushers to old to be wrestling with these young boys tryna come in durin prayer !
You're going to grow up to be Bernice Jenkins. Old lady with no filter
plz tell me the prank when Bernice Jenkins calls the other person a roach then a pregnant roach lol can't remember the name
Good Mernin' that Bernice Jenkins take is hilarious every morning
Bernice Jenkins calls uncle phil in heaven this morning tho lmao!
I love when Bernice Jenkins calls heaven 😂😂😂😂
Good mernin' good mernin'!! **in my Bernice Jenkins voice** I meant to invite more of you over to my Words of...
Bernice Jenkins got your about how to bring side baby making to an end!
Bernice Jenkins got your about why the usher board has to spray for roaches: …
/ Bernice Jenkins is a total fool for that prank call
mrs. Bernice Jenkins from south-central church Mount Sinai : DO y'all With
Getting dressed listening to this crazy Ricky Smiley, Bernice Jenkins cursed this lady out telling her her dog was neutered,lol.the lady said the dog was to only be groomed lol...i would love to work At the radio station.id jump getting dresses for work every morning. On another notedon't stress about xmas yall.like my mom said this morning, the kids are happy with a good Home, food in their belly and a smiling momma. It made me tear up a bit. My bills were high and funds low this month so i have to get summer late gifts...she told me mama I'm just blessed that u my mommy, its Christmas everytime u get paid..lol i love how grateful she is :-).yes xmas is about Christ and gift giving for Summer is frequent in our Home...good behavior, good grades, loving, humble helpful summer,yep..she getting allot in the next cope of weeks...happy holidays.
IT'S SUNDAY MAWNIN'.Good Mawnin' Saints and AINTS..This is the Day that the Lord Hath Made..REJOICE! And be Glad in it..First of all, I got a Bone to Pick with that Ol' Rickey Smiley and Sis. Bernice Jenkins..Seems Rickey Smiley has been sitting in the back row for MY Church services, an he has Now begun using MY Opening line, "Good Mawnin' Saint and Aints"..Well, we KNOW which one Rickey is..LOL..And tell your Church Member, Sis. Bernice Jenkins to keep Precious over there at you all's church. She heard the keyboards and drums, and ran up there in the choir stand and Messed up the whole selection. What you sent her over here for? You played in ASU Band Rickey Smiley, so let Precious sing in your choir and STOP Stealing my phrases, you Ol' AINT!..LMBO..Well, Today is FIRST SUNDAY, which means Communion time. For Alabama fans who Drank Too much to drown their misery after their loss, and Auburn fans who drank too much to celebrate their win, you all will NOT be allowed to partake of bread and wine until it ...
question does Rickey Smiley drive like Bernice Jenkins or vice versa? Lol!
Bernice Jenkins church announcements got me over here crying.so
One of the members on LA Preachers looked like Sis Bernice Jenkins
Would Sister Bernice Jenkins do a movie if offered?
I love when you do Bernice jenkins and your characters. Do you think can add a new character?
* lmao they be having me at dead with the impression of Sister Bernice Jenkins ..
Puh-leaze tell me Bernice Jenkins&that pastor dude r based on real church people u knew LOL!
Do you think about doing a movie with all of your characters? (Lil Darryl, Bernice Jenkins, etc.)
lol! The church announcement w/ ms Bernice Jenkins always got to me. I have to download the app or something
We need Bernice Jenkins to pray for d.rose 🙌🙌🙌🙌
No matter my mood, the Bernice Jenkins morning church announcements always make me laugh.
Bernice Jenkins saves the red chitterlings buckets 2wash her car & store left over collard greens a fool
I almost ran off the road laughing at Bernice Jenkins church announcement
Anytime I read the word "heffa" I read it in Sister Bernice Jenkins's voice.
Bernice jenkins adds Baylor to the Sick and Shut OUT prayer list Monday Morning. ..
Good morning... good morning. good morning *Bernice Jenkins Voice*
Listening to Bernice Jenkins' church announcements on Youtube. Lawd!
Bernice Jenkins said "BookFace" y'all please get off the computer, if u on BookFace!!! Lmao.
The morning show freaking hilarious ! Bernice Jenkins always have me rolling
Bernice Jenkins off the chain this morning, rhyming ... Lol . Sis Hanks. Bro. Shanks. Banks. Thanks . Blanks
take Sis. Bernice Jenkins and these on
Don't miss today's church announcements with Ms. Bernice Jenkins!! It's the Rickey Smiley Morning Show!!
LAWD!!! TOday is HUMPDAY and aint nobody told me NOTHING (in my Bernice Jenkins voice)
Listen to Bernice Jenkins call out punk a** pastors who wanna pop off in the pulpit in these
Sister Bernice Jenkins said everybody can't go see '12 Slaves'. Some of y'all can't take it. LOL
I get so *** NERVOUS for Janie when she laughing so HARD Bernice Jenkins her choking-laugh is scary.😰
Bernice Jenkins church announcements was funny this morning lol
you and Bernice Jenkins gotta go dis merning!!!
Ricky Smiley got me dead with Sister Bernice Jenkins lmfao
Bernice Jenkins, the mayor of Bancroft Ontario does not smoke crack.
I go off by being truthful .. worda Sister Bernice Jenkins
Correction: Apostle Solomon Pol-something with the Church Announcements. Bernice Jenkins out sick. Pray for her.
The guy filling in for Ms Bernice Jenkins sounds like rev Cotten. Lmbo!
Good morning good morning sista Bernice Jenkins voice
can't get enough of Bernice Jenkins church announcements!
Bernice Jenkins got your about the 2 big sissys who got into a fight: lolol
Ms. Bernice Jenkins is in the building.
Little boy shows up in a blonde wig and a red skirt suit. He's Bernice Jenkins. And he was.
Bernice Jenkins' got your about football season!!
Getting my daily dose of CNN gotta keep up wit the scoundrels *in my Bernice Jenkins* voice low down scoundrels
When Bernice Jenkins says, I ain't no killer but don't push me, I die
Brenda.let me pray for you."oh lawddd pray for ms. Brenda jr today" in my Bernice Jenkins voice! 😂
Bernice Jenkins cracks me up every morning
Bernice Jenkins just said they need to make "I ain't worried bout nothin" into a church song. LOL
Ms. Bernice Jenkins giving me the word this morning as I head to work 🙌
Church Announcements with Sis Bernice Jenkins: via Rickey Smiley is a fool!
There's an old lady at every church that looks like Bernice Jenkins...and they all have a whole bunch of children
Catch up on past by Bernice Jenkins right here:
Bruh it's a lady in here that sound like Bernice Jenkins off the radio. LOL
Hey, Mr. Perry. Why you and Rickey don't team up together and make a play or movie of Madea n Sister Bernice Jenkins together?
😂😂😂 lol me too I'm looking like Bernice Jenkins
Y'all I might go to *** but this lady look just like Bernice Jenkins! rickeysmiley
U kw wut will be nice 2 see. Madea n Sister Bernice Jenkins team up 2gether.
Up early watchin show and Bernice Jenkins is funny to me!!
Goodmernin goodmernin goodmernin its bernice jenkins
Bernice Jenkins has me weak af lmao
Watch Bernice Jenkins get tipsy with Aunt Sylvia in this episode of The
gonna have me late for work with Ms Bernice Jenkins talking about some man with eyelash dandruff😂😂
Rickey Smiley gotta get rid of the old lady during the Bernice Jenkins skits, she mad annoying
Whoever that is that be hollering when Bernice Jenkins does the church announcements be having be CRYING
Ricky Smiley Bernice Jenkins be having be joked out 😂😩😭
Jenkins hairdo is something fierce :)
This lady in this doctors office sounds like sis bernice jenkins. Its too funny cause she's on the phine sayin "praiseee the lawd"
Lol! :) now Rickey what did you say that fo!! ( IN MY BERNICE JENKINS VOICE ) :)
I wonder what a movie would be like with Big Momma, Madea, Bernice Jenkins and Sis Odel
Lol I never even watched the Ricky Smiley Show lol it looks funny tho! I love Bernice Jenkins lol
naw Bernice Jenkins don't play that ! I got something for you! Where's my purse ?
Bernice Jenkins got your Who's been passing gas in the choir stand? Listen:
Good morning announcements with Bernice Jenkins amen
Listening to these old Rickey Smiley "Bernice Jenkins" prank calls.. Lmao like it's 2 in the day
I love it when Bernice Jenkins prays lol
What's so funny about a man walking around in a dress anyhow Sister Bernice Jenkins cracking me up
I wonder what Sis. Bernice Jenkins is doing?
cause when they say Bernice Jenkins I think of you singing
Bernice Jenkins 😂 like if was somebody really like that in church I'd be there every Sunday
sis Bernice Jenkins talking bout u this morning
You don't interrupt God. He'll strike you down right now. Bernice Jenkins lmao
lmao ain got NO sense man.. bernice jenkins is a fool !
So we jus throw a commercial in the middle of Bernice Jenkins? True.
Right now we have Jannie and Bernice Jenkins giving the church announcements... Rickey Smiley Morning Show
The is on RIGHT NOW!!! Bernice Jenkins is coming with the Church Announcements NEXT!!!
Rickey Smiley . Bernice Jenkins got your church announcements about the death caused by Powerball!! Listen:
We our very own Bernice Jenkins doing the church announcements lol
Moskii said she look like Bernice Jenkins.. LMAO !!!
lmao that was A real insult...ion Look Like Bernice Jenkins!!!
Bernice Jenkins: I ain't no killer but don't push me. Lolol ah I'm dying
Bernice Jenkins is one of the funniest characters ever because that's how the old ladies at church be actin
Secret Service: (Cole from Martin) and who paid the tax?! . Ms Bernice Jenkins: Jesus paid it all!!!. Lmfao!!
when is Bernice Jenkins gon be on dish nation.
Lawd they got Bernice Jenkins singing this morning. I promise this lady sounds just like her lol
This lady reading these announcements really sounds like Bernice Jenkins though 😳😂😭
If you want to laugh your butt off listen to those crazy church announcements by Sis Bernice Jenkins. Rickey crazy
Dude behind me sounds just like Sis. Bernice Jenkins lol
Bernice Jenkins is PLAYED Ricky Smiley is funny af idc"
Bernice Jenkins morning announcements got me in tears. is a fool.
Bernice Jenkins is a fool with these church announcements 😂😩
you a straight fool as ms bernice jenkins. Got me cryin. Jaw hurt.
Bernice Jenkins singing Blurred Lines has got to be the funniest thing I've heard this week! lmao
listening to Bernice Jenkins do church announcements is fool!!
Rev. Bernice Jenkins set it OFF at the town hall meeting last night! I overheard on the radio.. TAKE BACK OUR NEIGHBORHOODS!
Boy this lady on show about to kill herself laughing at Bernice Jenkins
These Bernice Jenkins church announcements will have you crying laughing. | The Rickey Smiley Morning Show
Listening to Bernice Jenkins church announcements lmao
Bernice Jenkins got your church announcements about the church thieves who stole the collard greens... Listen:
Here's the run down for in the words of Bernice Jenkins of the Rickey Smiley Morning Show, Govern...
I liked a video Church Announcements led by Sis. Bernice Jenkins
Im over here walking like Bernice Jenkins... Sore as heck... but the weekend was worth it!
Where is Bernice Jenkins with the church announcements when you need her
Listen to the latest church announcements by Bernice Jenkins from "The Rickey Smiley Morning Show" right here;
Alright...I'm tired of the Rickey Smiley Morning Show. It was good for a while but I've grown tired of Juicy, Rickey, Bernice Jenkins and even Gary with the Tea. Y'all can have y'all boy back. He cant read or talk. Lmao I'm ready for Crazy Howard McGee to come back. I miss hearing, "It's the WEEEKEENNDDD BABY". Lol
Check out these church announcements from Bernice Jenkins on "The Rickey Smiley Morning Show"...
Bernice Jenkins is off the chain lol!!
If you a bulldagga (In my Bernice Jenkins voice) and you can't whoop your girlfriend you may need to go back to wearing sun dresses. REAL TALK
I jus can't wit Rickey Smiley this morning. I just can't and ain't. Him nor Ms. Bernice Jenkins nope I'm not.# cryinlaughing
The day bernice Jenkins and weezy jefferson stop knocking on my door and Nia Long knocks is the day I will answer for a Jehovahs Witness
are there any young jehovah witnesses? I never see any young ones knocking on doors its always Bernice Jenkins irritating ***
Sister Bernice Jenkins and the church announcements lol! "Ricky Smiley Goofy is *** Lmmfao"
There's a lady in here that sounds just like Bernice Jenkins...
Bernice Jenkins is now in da building wit church announcements.too funny
I need Sister Bernice Jenkins to come do church announcement for me !!!
In the words of Bernice Jenkins, govern yourself accordingly .
Listen to the Mother'sDay edition of Bernice Jenkins' Church Announcements:
Watching Steve Harvey , lmao .. He done brought Ms. Bernice Jenkins out !
Listening to Bernice Jenkins church announcements in Panera, and I can't holler like I want to!
Bernice Jenkins vs. Madea in a movie!
i see you're bringing back Just Churchin' Comedy Show. You should have Sister Bernice Jenkins aka there. lolol
*silent bad prayer for Bernice Jenkins* 😎
My mother thinks Bernice Jenkins is so funny in the morning , it's not 😒
"Dis Bernice Jenkins calling from Montell Jordan OBGYN clinic for women."
If you're ready to hear Bernice Jenkins' church announcements Monday morning on 957 JAMZ say AMEN!
Wade got on sis Bernice Jenkins Easter jacket
Congrats to Alejandra Jacinto, Anita Jenkins, Angelica Gutierrez, Bernice Gutierrez for their state qualifying 4X800 relay run at Districts!
Something is really wrong with you daughter! "Aint nobody told me nothing" in bernice jenkins style
Bernice Jenkins reminds me so much of n grandma, freaking hilarious lol 😂😂😂😂 don't @ shoot me!
Bernice Jenkins morning announcements on the Rickey Smiley Morning Show got me in tears. One of the funniest things i've heard in a while
Early in the mernnninggg as Bernice Jenkins would say 😂😂
lmao sumin Bernice Jenkins would say lmaooosmiley
*** out here looking like Bernice Jenkins in the face and tryna fight folks over a ***
You have to watch this YouTube video! So funny, the lady in the sequin jacket look like Bernice Jenkins
Dang I missed the cast of on dis morning Gots to be careful!! LAWD *screams in Ms. Bernice Jenkins voice*
Ms. Bernice Jenkins has sent me in this morning!
Lets take a trip to the upper room "Bernice Jenkins vc"
BANCROFT UPDATE: Bancroft Mayor Bernice Jenkins had asked people and vehicles to stay away from the downtown...
One of the ladies on our mother board look like Rickey Smiley as Bernice Jenkins. 👵 Imma take a picture her later.
Teaching my kids that even when you wake up, You don't have to get out of bed.. (Bernice Jenkins Voice) 👵 lol
Hey Walter, is there any update on ms bernice jenkins and madea movie?
first breakout session: "Be your own boss" with Bernice Innocent, Allison Tibbs & Danielle Jenkins
Listen to these by about the pastor's son going to jail: lolol
Coco you know you my dawg. Bernice lookin ***
morning show Bernice Jenkins morning announcements going in
too *** much.. Lmao... Calling into the funeral home as Bernice Jenkins asking can her husband lay in the caskets.. lol
Been missing the Bernice Jenkins church announcements man... i have a few announcements you can use if ya dont mind lol
Listening to morning and these church announcement with bernice jenkins are hilarious I'm in tears
Bernice Jenkins church announcements right now>>>
wen we gon see Bernice Jenkins in one of them Madea movies
Yes I just missed a number from this call? Dis be Bernice Jenkins callin. from second baptist church Springdale?. Yes...
Bernice Jenkins got your about Sunday dinner:
Yall between the church announcements from Bernice Jenkins and these Funky Dineva videos I am gettin the best laugh ever right now lolol
Ok this one had me in tears. It's called Crackheads in the Nativity Scene
Madea Simmons and Sister Bernice Jenkins new show "The Pew". It's the church version of "The View".
Find out what drive to drink in these Listen here...
Now all need is as Bernice Jenkins to jump out n say I ain't no kills but don't push me
I wish this fool would stop calling me Bernice Jenkins! lol 🙉
We need to get Sis Bernice Jenkins from the Rickey Smiley Morning Show to be a guest at TBCOTH tonight.
Bernice Jenkins said something wrong with this picture & she need to see pastor bout this.
Listening to bernice Jenkins in the morning makes my day
Bernice Jenkins church announcements is about to have me run off of the road
Bernice Jenkins and Madea need to do a movie
Bernice Jenkins said that she can't understand the children's choir singing b/c they ain't been thru nothing. Everythang free
Lawd Bernice jenkins and janie got me dying laughing!
wit Sis. Bernice Jenkins saying I don't know why they let the kids sing on 5th Sunday they ain't been through nothing
Lol I'm so weak at this pandora station "this Bernice Jenkins calling from the Montell Jordan Women's clinic" I can't breathe
Oh snaps! and are talking about a Bernice Jenkins, Madea movie!! I would fallout watching that.
In my bernice jenkins: so im outside of the club and u think ima punk lol thankyou bro
I heard u guys talkin on the radio this morning about bernice jenkins and madea would u ...
I would love to see Madea & Bernice Jenkins in a movie together lol that would be funny!
I really am. Ain't nobody called and told me nothing *bernice Jenkins voice*
Thsnk Ya l...n my bernice Jenkins Voice
I sat next to the real life Bernice Jenkins...peppermints n jokes ALL SERVICE
Ima just slap a wig on. Gon be lookin like Bernice Jenkins 😂😂😂😂
Bernice Jenkins on the Rickey Smiley show is so hilarious!
Listening to rickey Rickey Smiley Morning Show. I think he should do a movie with him being Bernice Jenkins
You ain't saved like they say you is LOL---Bernice Jenkins goes in
Yes hello my name is Bernice Jenkins lmaooo
Good Morning Good Morning Good Morning in my Bernice Jenkins voice on Rickey Smiley
My friend is hollin.He said Renitra, if Tyler Perry dressed as Madea, and asked u 2 sleep with him would u.I said yeah. He said well what if Rickey Smiley dressed as Bernice Jenkins would u sleep with him? I said yep. He said oh my goodness Renitra, u have a old lady fetish. I said excuse me, let me correct u. I have a handsome, man with money of his own , who carries himself well, stands on his own, knows how 2 make me laugh until I cry, but just happens 2 be wearing a dress while we're making love fetish.Doggone right, I will rock the knee highs of off em', if I didn't have a guy.
IDK why I do this to myself. I don't need to listen to Bernice Jenkins Announcements while at work. Can't hold my laughter
is that Bernice Jenkins singing the praise break song?
I was trying to get Bernice Jenkins church announcements posted but couldn't stop laughing! OMG, go to the Rickey Smiley Morning Show site if you can and catch it. HILARIOUS!!! Neckbone sucking contest. . . REALLY? LMAO
Ms. Bernice Jenkins is on live with today's church announcements...tune in now don't miss it!!
Bernice Jenkins with the church announcements.
Good morning good morning good morning..(in my Bernice Jenkins voice)
havent heard this one yet "Did you see Bernice Jenkins' PRANK CALL?
-i want whoever my wife is to dress like Bernice Jenkins. I love me a woman in a floral dress with matching hat. AMEN
eff that!!! Just let me die. Just make sure I'm casket iron sharp & Bernice Jenkins reads my eulogy!
Who is that older lady screaming in the back ground of the Ricky Smiley show when he does Bernice Jenkins? It's not that funny.
Lmao Rickey Smiley is funny when he acts like Bernice Jenkins
Rickey Smiley in the morning as Bernice Jenkins is funny funny funny
Rickey Smiley as Bernice Jenkins is trip funny Funny funny!
Rickey Smiley is funny af! his station on Pandora is dope.. Bernice Jenkins is a foo
Countdown to freedom! Lmao at Rickey Smiley skit this morning w/Bernice Jenkins calling Civil Rights leaders in Heaven & Michael Jackson
In these church announcements, Bernice Jenkins tells us what the church is doing in honor of Black History Month. Listen to the hilarious audio below to find out what to wear to next Sunday service...
Rickey Smiley Official FanPage aka Bernice Jenkins a fool for that pedegg. Lmbo
CHURCH ANNOUNCEMENTS: . . .from Sis. Bernice Jenkins . . .we will be kicking off our Lenten Season leading up to Resurrection Sunday beginning February 13, 2013 ASH WEDNESDAY. In anticipation of this grand event, we are asking all members to come out to Bible Study that evening with no lotion on! Thank you. These have been your announcements, govern yourselves accordingly!
Lmao listening to Rickey Smiley Morning Show. Bernice Jenkins "wipe me down"
Bernice Jenkins just snapped on da wipe me down song. Lmmfao Rickey Smiley mornin show to funny
OMGOOSH this Bernice Jenkins remix is too funny. Rickey Smiley stop.
Shout out to Bernice Jenkins for the church announcements. . . The pastor is reminding all deacons to be at deacon Willie Haskins house for his support bowl party. He 89 and his mind bad so he think its this Sunday. Please be on time and act like you ain't never seen it before! All female members from the projects please stop by the usher stand before service so your pocket book can be checked for roaches! Somebody let one lose and it was on the In Remembrance of Me table. One even stayed up and joined the church. Funeral services for Mother Dorothy Middlebrook funeral will be tomorrow at 11. She was ONLY 92 years old. She suffered from calf muscle infection, Scarlett fever, knuckle cancer, stomach tension, ingrown toe nail, and roach infestation, but that ain't what killed her. (What killed her?) She was riding her electric scooter to pick up her medicine at CVS and a crazy white man jumped off his building to kill himself and landed on her and killed both of'em!
Mrs. Bernice Jenkins said all project females stop by the deaconess booth to have their pocketbooks checked for roaches cause on communion Sunday one got loose and was sittin on the end of the in remembrance table. Lmaooo Rickey Smiley a *** fool!
I just had the BEST LAUGH listening to Rickey Smiley doing Bernice Jenkins.tears rolling.
Bernice Jenkins on the Rickey Smiley Morning Show isn't that funny.it's the lady crackin' up in the background that has me DYING! Mo'nin y'all!!
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Ryan G August 14 at 12:05am
Is the course open for play? My friend and I would like to play on Sunday
Lyle Cooper July 8 at 7:00pm
Me and a friend would like to come play there today
Lyle I'm sorry but I had to pull 5 of the baskets due to the flood early Thursday morning. I also have a big tree down on #10 green. I should have it playable next weekend and could maybe play with you guys.
Luke Wilson November 12, 2015 at 4:24pm
Is this course available to play?
Luke we are in the process of getting it back up and playing. I have a album on my FB page that has updated aerial map and pic.s if ya want to send me a friend request. The 12 holes the map shows can be played. We may be playing this Sunday if your interested. Sorry for the delay I don't get on DGS to often these days. The whole course will be playing very soon.
We are back up and going
Michael Bose August 6, 2014 at 11:04am
Stephen course is not playable right now. Floods and wind have got several hole in really bad shape. Hoping to get it back up and going when fall gets here. Sorry
Stephen Hunter August 5, 2014 at 12:11pm
Is this course still open?
Michael Bose December 16, 2012 at 1:20pm
The leaves are finally gone and we are at work again on the mountain holes. Building trails and installing the foot bridge over the ditch on the big uphill hole. We have started another hole which will be #17 when all is said and done. This one is the highest hole on the mountain maybe 200 feet above the field. It traverses the elevation its at for about 175 feet then turns downhill for another 175 feet losing about 60 feet in elevation. The basket will be elevated and will be really tough to hole out on. Going to measure length and elevation on both these holes soon.
cant wait to come play it. you gonna have a tourny any time soon?
Michael Bose December 16, 2011 at 11:25am
Started working on one of the new holes on the mountainside on Sunday morning. 12-11-11. It's 271' long playing diagonal across the mountain while gaining 80-90 feet in elevation.The basket will be perched on a ledge above two small sunken areas. There will be serious roll off's if your luck is bad !!! It will most likely play like 350' at least! and will hold true to the other mountain holes (Round Wrecker's) So you'll really need those Birdie's along the way through the low country.
Michael Bose December 9, 2011 at 12:00pm
Playing around 1:30 -2:00 tomorrow. I'll have my phone with me @ Fontanel in the morning. Be there for Breakfast @ 9:30 if interested in joining us.
Chris B December 7, 2011 at 5:23pm
I jotted down the number, I will call to come play maybe this weekend
Michael Bose December 7, 2011 at 12:56pm
We will be playing this Saturday afternoon. It's gonna be cool but sunny. Going to play Fontanel in the morningtime then head back home for an afternoon round @ "The Edge" Added some descriptions to the course pic's.
Michael Bose December 4, 2011 at 6:06pm
Added a long pin position on # 3 today, havn't played it yet but it's 467'. Also done some clearing around in the woods on # 4 looking at a longer pin there too. Course is playing very nice right now.


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Lead singer of Lostprophets sentenced to 29 years
LONDON – A British judge has sentenced the former lead singer of the rock band Lostprophets to 29 years behind bars, followed by 6 years of strict probation for a string of sexual offenses.
Founding member and lead singer 36-year-old Ian Watkins was sentenced after pleading guilty last month to 13 charges, including attempting to rape a baby, sexually touching a 1-year-old, encouraging a fan to abuse her child and making child pornography.
Judge Roger John Royce told Watkins he had "plumbed new depths of depravity" as he handed down the sentence on Wednesday in a Cardiff Crown courtroom.
Lostprophets are a Welsh rock band from Pontypridd. They formed in 1997 by Watkins, Mike Lewis (guitar), Mike Chiplin (drums) and Lee Gaze (guitar).
The band had two top ten hits on the UK Singles Chart ("Last Train Home" and "Rooftops"), one number one single on the Alternative Songs chart ("Last Train Home"), several Kerrang! Awards and nominations, and sold around 3.5 million albums worldwide.
The band released a total of five studio albums. Soon after the release of their last album 'Weapons,' which was released in April of 2012, Watkins was arrested for multiple sexual offenses against children. The band cancelled all tour dates and in October of this year announced the breakup of Lostprophets.
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Classic clip of the month: David and Anna's wedding!
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"Relax nobody's having sex.... at least not yet"
|Damn no one is in this thread, I'm really enjoying but the Kendall/Ryan sex made me :puke: :puke: :puke:
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What are Krystal and David doing in the mansion?
Eeewwww Kendal and Ryan.
Aww, Zach has a pic of Myrtle.
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Better than Kendell and Zach! So I'm living with it LOL
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"Relax nobody's having sex.... at least not yet"
I hate the Zach/Kendall/Ryan triangle period, I wish they would have all died right along with Greenlee.
I wish that Taylor and Brot would get a real storyline, I feel like they're just there doing nothing.
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|I can not stand Krystal.....the woman is just....beyond stupid.
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"Relax nobody's having sex.... at least not yet"
|^ You don't know how many times I've threw something at the TV at everything she does.
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Yesterday Zach made Kendall feel lower than a slug twice, the first time when he said that he was gambling for what he loved the most, Kendall perkup like it was her, she should found out that Zach was talking about the casino, the next time he made her look stupid is when he put his wedding ring on top of the chips. That made my day. :soapbox: :hail:
Oh I forgot about Krystal, the papers that she signed gives David full custody over Little A if he gets him, I can't wait for her to see that David played her. :rockon:
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Pilot Bay's boardwalk protest rally turned into a sodden huddle of determined opponents - sheltering from pouring rain.
The 450 people who said they would attend on the campaign's Facebook page dwindled to less than 40 yesterday, once local politicians were counted.
However, their overwhelming opposition to the council's plan to build a boardwalk along the length of Pilot Bay saw Mayor Stuart Crosby admit council had made a mistake in not consulting the public on the design. He said he had stopped the tender process.
Nearly everyone not connected to the council raised their hands in opposition to the boardwalk, when a vote was taken at the end of the gathering.
Mount Progressive Association chairman David Burnett did not object to the boardwalk as long as the grassed foreshore was maintained to its maximum depth. He wanted the project delayed to allow more thought and expert opinion.
Mr Crosby said the council would be considering issues such as location, width and whether the boardwalk should go ahead or not.
Opposition to the design led to last Wednesday's open day at Pilot Bay where the council displayed the plan and sought feedback.
David Forbes said the open day would not have got a good cross-section of opinion from the people that mostly used Pilot Bay, and more public meetings were needed.
Leigh Hawes said the walkway would dramatically reduce the space available on the foreshore for events.
Fred Greenville said spectators were so tightly packed on Pilot Bay at the Marra Sprint Triathlon yesterday morning, that he could not walk through them. If a boardwalk had been there, people using the boardwalk would have demanded right of way.
He received no assurances the council would delay a decision on the boardwalk until it had explored his idea of pumping dredged sand to restore the eroded northern half of Pilot Bay.
"Have we got the willpower to do the job once and do it properly," he said.
The argument that the width of the boardwalk was to cater for wheelchairs was dismissed by one protester who said you could fit four wheelchairs across 3m. Councillor David Stewart said the council would look at the options but it could not please everyone all the time.
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The city's latest Pavement to Parks project runs for two blocks on Powell Street alongside the famed cable car line and was created in partnership with the Union Square Business Improvement District (BID) and Audi of America. Join Donna Ficarrotta of the Union Square BID, Andres Power of the Planning Department and the promenade designer for a tour of this new and innovative public space in the heart of downtown San Francisco.
This tour was rescheduled from July 26. If you already registered for this tour, your registration will carry over and you do not need to register again.


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On January 23, 2013, an OHA Hearing Officer issued a decision in which he concluded that access authorization should not be restored to an individual at this time. A Local Security Office suspended access authorization to the individual, alleging she had demonstrated financial irresponsibility, based on (1) collection accounts totaling $35,340; (2) charged-off accounts totaling $10,398; (3) garnishment of her wages for an unpaid judgment of $10,785; (4) failure to make any payments on delinquent debt following a personnel security hearing one year earlier; (5) failure to file her 2010 income taxes notwithstanding a filing extension which had expired; and (6) failure to file or request an extension to file her 2011 income taxes. After conducting a hearing and evaluating the documentary and testimonial evidence, the Hearing Officer found that the individual, while anticipating filing for bankruptcy, had made no payments on her consumer debt since 2010. Although the individual has subsequently filed for bankruptcy her debts have not yet been discharged and she has not mitigated concerns about the circumstances which led to the necessity to seek protection from the bankruptcy court. The Hearing Officer also found that the individual has subsequently filed her income tax returns for 2010 and 2011 but owed taxes to the federal government for each of those years which remains unpaid without a payment plan in place. At this point, it is not possible to find that the individual has demonstrated a sustained period of financial responsibility for a significant period of time relative to her demonstrated financial irresponsibility. OHA Case No. PSH-12-0121 (Wade M. Boswell, H.O.)
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On January 23, 2013, OHA issued a decision remanding an appeal (Appeal) from a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) determination issued by the Golden Field Office (GFO). The Appellant appealed the GFO's decision to apply Exemption 4 and withhold a settlement amount between the American Iron and Steele Institute (AISI) and the Department of Energy (DOE), which was the total amount that AISI was required to reimburse DOE pursuant to a Cooperative Agreement. OHA determined that the GFO did not adequately explain why disclosure of the final settlement amount would subject the AISI, or its subcontractors, to competitive harm by revealing specific program or equipment costs. OHA Case No. FIA-13-0001
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I agree with you on the blouse; it's a bit too S&M for my liking, but the saree itself is gorgeous. What collection is this from?
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A playwright's 'humble opinion'
Playwrights are cautioned to avoid commenting on bad newspaper reviews since the rule is not to challenge people who order their ink in 55-gallon drums. But there are exceptions and this is one of them. I refer to Jonathan Fox's review of my play "HolyHolyHoly," recently presented at the Rivoli Theatre in South Fallsburg, NY.
I make but four points so as to save ink.
Reviewer Fox explains that he is "confused and befuddled, unsure of the message that Duncan wanted to convey." Mr. Fox's befuddlement makes sense since Duncan didn't write to "convey a message." Serious plays exist to provoke thought and examine ideas; they do not provide answers or send messages. Plays are stories, not screeds. It's a shame Mr. Fox missed the distinction, which is at the heart of the theatrical experience.
Through three years of development, no reader or viewer groused about the time changes in "HolyHolyHoly." Miss Flora was specifically designed to provide clear explanations (with humor) and the selected music pointed to the time shifts. Maybe the TRR reviewer was distracted by dog Dharma for some reason.
Mr. Fox, while singling out several cast members for honorable mention, missed Darren Fouse's outstanding performance, Albee Bockman's riveting portrayal and Ellen Pavloff's moving interpretation of Brenda. I find that amazing. The standing ovation HHH received at the conclusion of Saturday night's show was for its ensemble playing. It was when the cast took its bow together that the audience erupted and stood to applaud an incredible cast, one that counts among them over 200 productions.
Finally we are told by reviewer Fox that "HolyHolyHoly" is "overwritten and under-directed, in need of some editing and a keener eye for detail." He also says HHH is "interesting," "has merit," "has really good moments" and is "a worthy play." Through these descriptions, positive and negative, he offers no example to illustrate his Olympian opining. Serious readers will notice such reviews as superficial. Those who know theatre will see them as written by a lazy man.
Bill Duncan
Woodbourne, NY
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Monday Notebook: NCAA Division III
The program had its first seven-game losing streak since 1951, a year when it went 0-7. For the first time since the advent of the NESCAC tournament, it won't qualify for the top eight. For the first time in a long time, it's likely to go without an All-American on the roster.
"This is a season unlike any other that I've been a part of as a player or coach," said Middlebury head coach Dave Campbell, who has a national championship ring as a goalie with the Panthers.
How does one of the most recognizable programs in Division III stumble to a 3-9 record after being as high as No. 4 in the country earlier this spring?
"It's not one thing and it's not one person," Campbell said. "It's a lot of different factors that came together. We just weren't ready for our NESCAC and out of league schedule this year. We weren't quite ready to take that on for whatever reason. It taught us a harsh lesson, and maybe we need to prepare a little bit more in the offseason or start a little bit earlier. But again, there is really nothing we can do about it now. It wasn't because we didn't have good senior leadership, or the captains, or this guy or that guy. It's just a lot of different factors and we never got it going early."
Early wasn't the problem. The Panthers started with a 2-1 record, but a stunning, 14-5 loss to Springfield exposed Middlebury to what was waiting. A 15-5 loss to Cortland set in motion the seven-game skein that included setbacks to six consecutive conference teams.
Middlebury was undoubtedly hurt by the absence of All-American close defender Matt Rayner for the majority of the year. Suffering an ankle injury during the football season, Rayner has played in just a quarter of the games this season. In addition, the Panthers didn't have the services of John McGoldrick, who posted a 28-point campaign (17g, 11a) last spring but did not return for his sophomore season.
Campbell isn't interested in those factors.
"Would we have been better with those guys? Absolutely," he said. "But we're not going to make excuses. We had the team that we had and the group of guys we had. I don't think anyone was saying, 'Oh, we don't have those guys and we're not going to be successful.' We just missed some opportunities and it's as simple of that. We would have better with those guys, but we were fully capable of doing better than we did. I don't know what we would have done differently, but it's not an excuse for how we've done."
Campbell has been blessed to this point. He had won 73 percent (65-24) of the games he coached at Middlebury heading into this season. Like many coaches who have tough seasons, he has taken solace in the little things.
"The biggest thing I've learned is you get up the next morning," Campbell said. "As much as it hurts walking off the field, we all learn that you move on. You're persistent and keep working hard. I've just been so impressed with the guys buying into our program and caring about each other and not letting anything slide. I haven't questioned one guy about their heart or whether they are into it when they show up for practice after a loss. You don't want go through something like this, but it has taught me how resilient people can be and how resilient our team has been."
The Panthers managed to pick up an impressive 18-4 win over Skidmore midweek, but an 11-10 loss to Colby on Saturday knocked Middlebury out of NESCAC tourney, and there is just a meaningless game against Williams – another team that will not make the postseason – remaining.
Teams in the NESCAC should enjoy this Panther-less spring, because with a program like Middlebury, things are likely to return to normal next year.
- Kenyon made Denison sweat for 30 minutes. The Lords held a 5-4 lead at halftime against the Big Red before succumbing in the second half, 11-6, but Kenyon has likely already won the game they needed to get into the NCAA tournament. With the 11-9 victory over Ohio Wesleyan on April 14, the Lords gave themselves the victory they needed to jump clear of Whittier for the final Pool B bid.
If Kenyon does get into the tourney, they'll be a miserable match-up for someone (probably either Denison or Ohio Wesleyan in the first round). Will Lowe (13g, 23a), Chris Pappalardo (13g, 20a) and Geoff Akie (20g, 12a) give the Lords a trio of playmakers and the defense, with the exception of the Roanoke game, has been solid.
- St. Vincent's Will DeLanoy became the school's all-time scoring leader in the Bearcats victory over Thiel last week. With a five-point afternoon, he surpassed Ian Poole's previous record of 223 points...with a 10-point midweek performance against Thiel, Washington & Jefferson's Andrew Wallick became the school's all-time leading points man. Wallick passed Zach Devilbiss '09, who had the previous record of 170...Goucher continues to cruise right along. The Gophers are now 14-1 after beating Scranton...if McDaniel can beat Swarthmore next weekend, the Green Terror will grab the final spot in the Centennial over both F&M and Haverford...if Clarkson can beat Vassar next weekend, the Knights will get the final spot in the Liberty over RPI. Clarkson is not going to be a fun match-up, as they showed when No. 2 Cortland barely escaped the North Country with an 8-6 win.
They've been flying under the radar after an 0-3 start to the season, but the Camels of Conn. College are now 8-5 and 5-4 in the NESCAC...Plattsburgh punched its ticket to the four-team SUNYAC tourney with an overtime victory against Brockport...Utica's Ben Winkler broke the single-season goal mark after pouring in seven against Elmira. Winkler now has 52 on the season...Lycoming snapped Albright's seven-game winning streak. The Lions are still 13-2 and atop the MAC however...the players on both Cabrini and Neumann teams wore a sticker with the letters "RM" on the back of their helmets in remembrance of Randy Mills, who started both programs...nice midweek win for Wheaton over Babson...the War on the Shore isn't quite back yet. Salisbury hammered WAC, 17-5.


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An impressive guitarist who keeps company with the likes of the Maria Schneider Orchestra, Dave Liebman, Randy Brecker and Kenny Wheeler, McCann is fluent with several musical vocabularies-something he aptly demonstrates during this set, which also features saxophonist Peter Epstein, bassist John Hebert and drummer Mike Sarin.
McCann has an appealing sound and formidable technique-elements that never hurt. But he's also an accomplished composer and manages to play from his heart, aspects that are evident on the opener, "Knew Blues," which he fluidly endows with a bit of dissonance and generally cliche-free playing. Effortlessly switching vibes, McCann's program provides a variety of contrasts. He salutes one of modern art's icons with "Pollock," an appropriately moody, dripping paean. And "Ornery" is cast in an Ornette mold that combines free playing with certain barriers that allows the music to unfold like a careening, misaimed bowling ball. Other highlights include an acoustic-guitar reading of Steve Swallow's "Falling Grace" and a bipolar "I Love You" with an asymmetrical bass line and plenty of electric virtuosity.
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May 2, 2005-- Home Textiles Today,
Plano, Texas — Charlie Chinni, executive vice president, general merchandise manager, home, was the highest ranking recipient of the Chairman's Award at JCPenney for 2004.
Chinni also holds the titles for fine jewelry, family footwear and women's accessories.
The awards were presented in April to 275 JCPenney managers who were cited for managerial excellence by Myron (Mike) Ullman III, chairman and CEO. The awards are given to the top 15 percent of all store, district, buying unit and divisional managers, based on results.
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PELLA—The Central College women's soccer team was stifled 4-1 by Iowa Conference regular season champion No. 23-ranked Loras Tuesday afternoon.
The Duhawks (15-3-1 overall, 7-0-0 conference) scored twice in a 17-second span less than 11 minutes into the game and added a third two minutes later en route to the league title.
"Loras is a great side and very well coached," coach Mike Kobylinski said. "We needed to withstand the first 10 minutes because they were going to come at us. We did that and in the next minute they scored two goals. They're a tough team."
Central (12-5-2 overall, 3-3-1 conference) did not go quietly, as forward Julie Wunder (senior, Muscatine) cut the deficit to two goals. Wunder controlled a cross in the box, turned and fired a shot to the back of the net. It was her eighth goal of the season. Forward Alayna Bailey (senior, Des Moines, Hoover HS) was credited with her third assist of the season.
"Julie had a great game," said Kobylinski. "She played well up top and on the flank. Alayna's movement and the way that she battled today was the best I've seen in the three years I've been coaching her. She's a force and she's done well all year. It's hard to be man-marked and still score goals and create pressure."
The one-point assist moved Bailey into a tie for second with Heather Allbee (1995-98) in career points at Central with 101. Tori Rittman (2004-07) is the all-time leader with 120.
Loras closed out the scoring midway through the second half on a two-assist goal.
The Duhawks led in shots (25-6), shots on goal (13-3) and corner kicks (4-3). Bailey led the Dutch attack with three shots, one on goal. Goalkeeper Sydney Lunardi (freshman, Bettendorf, Davenport Assumption HS) made nine saves on the day.
Kobylinski also noted the play of defenders Kelsey Schippers (senior, Pella) and Liz Daniels (junior, Oconomowoc, Wis.), particularly in the second half.
"It's all about progression," Kobylinski said. "Team progression is what we want to focus on. How can we get better for the next game? We'll be prepared. We've seen everyone in the conference and played them all tough. We need to regroup and put forth our best effort. Each player needs to know her role and we'll see how we do."
The Dutch—who had already qualified for the conference tournament—must await the outcome of two late games to determine tournament seed and first-round opponent. Dubuque visited Simpson, while Luther visited Wartburg.


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In the last few months, the Big Ten landscape has seemingly opened itself up for the new kid on the block, Nebraska, to make a run at the conference title in their first year as a member.
Since the end of last season, the traditional contenders in the Huskers' new conference have undergone enough turmoil for Nebraska to be arguably considered the favorite to wear the Big Ten crown.
Ohio State and Michigan have both gone through very public coaching changes, and it would be reasonable to believe that neither team will be ready to assume their place atop the conference for at least the next couple of seasons.
Iowa and Penn State are both dealing with major personnel questions: both squads lost significant pieces to the draft, and both teams have issues at the quarterback position. While it is not impossible for the Hawkeyes and Nittany Lions to win the conference title, both of these teams have too many uncertainties to be named the favorite.
Unless some unexpected team rises from the ashes, that leaves just Michigan State and Wisconsin as the major obstacles between Nebraska and a Big Ten championship.
Last season, Michigan State won four games by a one possession margin. When a team wins that many close games, the next season things often balance back out. I expect this to happen to the Spartans in 2011.
Who do you think will win the Big Ten championship?
Even with Tolzien at quarterback, Wisconsin seemed to lack the diversity on offense that is often necessary for a program to win at the highest level. When the ground game was going, the Badgers were unstoppable in 2010.
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All of those concerns for Wisconsin seemed to be answered the moment Russell Wilson decided to transfer to Madison. The former North Carolina State star is a dynamic play maker; something that is usually not synonymous with the Badgers offense.
Wilson's presence provides Wisconsin with the ability to attack opposing defenses in a variety of ways. I believe this turns them from a team that would have done well to make the inaugural Big Ten Championship Game, to a team that could potentially be a national title contender if they get a couple breaks.
So what does this all mean for Nebraska? While the Huskers should still be the favorite in the Legends Division, the conference title does not look to be as easily attainable for them as it did last week before Wilson became a Badger.


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sunny house + terrace chill out in Murcia town
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- Family/child friendly
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- Pets allowed
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|Pintor Pedro Flores, 30011 Murcia, Spain
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Perfect combination of ... with the typical urban with -orchard-field- huertano, white with color, of retro and modern, from night to day, so the house looks too much game itself, to avoid boredom and enjoy.
Extra Services: Not a hotel but if you want us to take you breakfast , I took, also lunch and dinner, laundry, ironing, cleaning or changing daily towels. Possible Extend to 6 people. Barbecue with firewood included. In summer there is available an inflatable pool and a shower for terraza.Available also transfers to airport (Murcia or Alicante), train or bus. Check prices and availability.
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|Weekly rate for up to 2 guests
|£ 362
|Monthly rate for up to 2 guests
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My husband and I definitly enjoyed our stay in Murcia. Juan is a very charming and helpful host. From communication before the trip over a very warm welcome with Spanish snacks to a typical Spanish breakfast on the day of our departure he always was there for us. The apartment is not one of the typical tourist apartments with their mostly unloving interior. It's rather like: come and stay in my apartment for a couple of days. Everything is there: a selection of pillows and blankets, a fully equipped kitchen with a wide variety of spices, several different oils and vinegars, coffee, teas and all utensils for cooking. All technical equipment (TV (several satellites), WiFI, aircondition) is working perfectly. The rooms and terrace are very spacious and decorated with passion and love.
All my best wishes to Juan, and a lot of friendly visitors.
A very original apartment in very convenient location, with a special charm. Particularly positive and extremely friendly faces host who made every effort to make the stay enjoyable. There was even a paella prepared by him, and we spent with him an entertaining evening. Apartment and terrace are spacious and ideal for a city break.
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Las Vegas was hot; just heat hot, over 100F. We had dinner at a buffet and were on our way again. We went to a cheap buffet and decided that it wasn't worth the money at all, so next time we will stick to the Luxor or Excalibur
After a night at a rest stop we have driven nearly all day today except for a stop at Whole Foods in Salt Lake City. We never got our big grocery shopping done so we did it now. We had made up a master grocery list and I divided it up between us except for Christabel. Elias asked why Bel got out of work and I asked him if he wanted her to pick out the veges to which he realized why Bel was only going to help me.
We did make several stops also for a RV vent which broke. Dale duct taped it down twice and finally, when it came loose again he figured out how to wire the whole thing down. Thank goodness he is handy and creative, much like my own dad was.
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I am so disappointed in our Bee County Commissioners Court. They have disgraced the Confederate flag under which Texas fought for its freedom from the centralized government that Lincoln sacrificed the South to acquire. I fly my Confederate flag proudly for what it represents. The pledge to this honorable flag reads, "I salute the Confederate Flag with affection, reverence and undying devotion to the cause for which it stands. The cause: resistance to nationalist tyranny and the preservation of states' rights and individual freedom."
The South fought to preserve individual freedoms, sovereign states and a small, central government. The Commissioners Court seems to be rewriting history. We should all be mindful that our proud state was a nation under six flags. Shall we remove one of these flags in ignorance of our state's history and that of the Confederate States of America? The South fought the Battle of the Aggression of the North. Lincoln sent the Union Army with his favorite generals — Grant, Sherman and Sheridan — to destroy the South totally, including a war on its civilians. It was a shameful war. The states had the right constitutionally to secede if the central government became oppressive. They were not trying to take over the government of the North; it was not a civil war; it was a war to preserve our freedoms.
P.S. Slavery had nothing to do with the war; Lincoln hated abolitionists and dismissed their prattle until he saw a way to use them to incite a war. Suggested reading (keeping in mind that the North wrote the history we read in our textbooks because they won): The Real Lincoln, Thomas J. DiLorenzo; Everything You Were Taught About the Civil War Is Wrong—Ask a Southerner, Lochlainn Seabrook; The South was Right, James Ronald Kennedy and Walter Donald Kennedy; and Killing Lincoln, Bill O'Reilly.
I am a concerned citizen of a misled county. A flag is freedom of speech.
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In the entertainment industry, this sort of practice is endemic. Apparently it has been so from practically the arrival of film to Hollywood. The late fashion maven Mr. Blackwell (famous for his annual "Ten Worst Dressed" list) chronicled his early adventures as a callboy during cinema's golden age in his immortal autobiography, From Rags to Bitches. But where that tell-all tried to put its scandalous portions into some sort of philosophical context, ex-Marine and Iwo Jima survivor Scotty Bowers's recently released Full Service is all about the then-young (and apparently ever-available) rentboy and his friends' adventures with the era's stars.
So what is the difference between a sugar baby, an escort, and a hooker? According to Seeking Arrangement, two years is an arrangement, whereas two hours is prostitution. Yet is a sexual relationship that is openly about cash simply prostitution under another name? The more romantic might insist that exclusive repeated use of the same call girl can eventually constitute a relationship à la Pretty Woman.
To complicate things further, there is the widespread suspicion that an unmarried couple shacking up together is, in Dr. Laura Schlessinger's stridently screechy words, merely unpaid prostitution.
Money and/or power will always be sexy. Older folk with either or both will find themselves attracting younger people in a way that few old codgers at the local VFW bar will. Whether or not either party in the transaction is of admirable character is another question. But even among such folk the human need to "pretty things up" is always present. The young people of the Seeking Arrangement site often speak of needing help with school; the older ones feel required to express some sort of parental regard for their newly acquired chums. Self-justification is the sincerest form of delusion.
Being a kept woman or gigolo was not always considered the ultimate in prestige occupations. Breakfast at Tiffany's had a happy ending because Audrey Hepburn's good-time girl and George Peppard's kept lad were able to leave their seedy lives behind for a more conventional relationship.
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It should be clear (by the pigeonhole principle) that the five must be generated no later than fifth in the sequence if each other number is to have been generated only once.
Then either the five is generated first, second, third, fourth, or fifth.
P(2) = (4/5)x(1/5)
P(3) = (4/5)x(3/5)x(1/5)
P(4) = (4/5)x(3/5)x(2/5)x(1/5)
P(5) = (4/5)x(3/5)x(2/5)x(1/5)x(1/5)
Just add up the probabilities from there.