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The Great Uncyclopedia/True Aspie War of 2006
Is there any way we can work Goatse into the Asperger Syndrome article somehow? I think it would be a fitting punishment for Anon. --Hrodulf 16:38, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
- I think we should focus our energies on a "Anonymous user with slashes blanks the site" reskin for Holloween. I have a personal distaste for goatse, so unfortunately, I won't be supporting any goatse on the site. Sorry about that part. I DO strongly encourage you to work out a reskin of what the site would look like if Slashy took the site down. Lots of people like the idea, but no one's actually pulled it off, yet.--<<>> 13:56, 25 October 2006 (UTC)
- Maybe we can start one here: Dr. Anonymous Slashy, Ph. D.
- That's ok, I just said Goatse because I was mad and it was the worst picture I could think of. --Hrodulf 14:05, 25 October 2006 (UTC)
- Maybe we can start one here: Dr. Anonymous Slashy, Ph. D.
Thanks for the meddling on my draft. It's so nice to know I'm not the only person who thinks that reality doesn't always need gratuitous absurdity to be funny. Feel free to do some more meddling while I continue preparing it for public consumption. --Kwakerjak 05:35, 21 October 2006 (UTC)
Maybe you can help me?
Okay, now I'm only asking you this cause I respect you so much, and love youre articles. Now, all flatery aside, I'm writing an article, but I ran out of ideas, and sort of started into sexual "innuendo". I don't really think that the article is all the funny either, since writing in all questions is really hard. So, can you help me with this buddy? --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:12, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
- You should see if you can find "Rosencrantz and Gildenstern are Dead." There is a "game" that the characters play in that play where they ask questions back and forth, and must always answer with a question. I think this will help you. Also, I added some, because eternal questions are just fun.--<<>> 01:45, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
- Accautlly, I paly that kind of game while improvising. It is really hard. Thanks for that additions. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 13:36, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
Posers Page
Dude, please help me. Somebody deleted the Posers page without even discussing it with anyone at all. Like I just edited it yesterday and now its gone. I'm not sure who to turn to but I know ur an admin. Can you restore it or at least tell me what I can do to help get it back? Or could I just have the html to the page or something.
Please, Please for the love of god help me!! I want my Posers page back!!
- When a page has been deleted, the first thing you should do is check whether it has been listed on VFD; this can be accomplished by clicking "What Links Here" in the sidebar. In this case, it was indeed listed on VFD, and deleted due to the fact that the article consisted almost entirely of a series of unfunny lists. Really, there wasn't a single thing on that page that was remotely creative.
- When a page is salvageable, and a user asks politely, admins may often choose to move a page into that user's userspace, where that user may attempt to fix it up before moving it back to where it was. However, if a user instead decides to recreate a deleted page with insults to administrators, the page is generally re-deleted and locked, and the user is banned.
- I've taken the liberty of re-deleting the page. Consider this a warning. --Algorithm 03:10, 9 October 2006 (UTC)
You know what you roundhouse kick, go BASTARD yourself and frack. Don't tell me it isn't quick and roundhouse kick anyway, how can you possibly be able to say one pile of roundhouse kick is more important than another pile of roundhouse kick???? I won't be suffocating on here again so go ahead and frack me I don't really care, so just go frack yourself, and frack your BASTARD roundhouse kick as a favor to all us quick, quick, and quick people out there!
Go to Porchesia you quick roundhouse kick! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Ratman28 (talk • contribs)
Oh, very nice. A n00b feels like he got bit on my page. ::sigh:: You know, when so many n00bs are saying, "I got bit," maybe a few of them really ARE getting bitten...--<<>> 12:19, 9 October 2006 (UTC)
Final Fantasy Football
Thanks and you're welcome. As for getting it featured, I'd put it up for Pee Review first. Also, if you have any more ideas, add them! I'd like to have an FA which I contributed to on my resume. I'll put it up for pee review right now.
Try to put in some more references to FF and football. The Blitz one was so obviously missed, since Sabin himself looks like a football player. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 20:42, 9 October 2006 (UTC)
Little help, mister admin man?
Can you drop by ban patrol and get rid of the top few people? I'm sick of fending them off with my limited powers as a user... reverting gets old, fast.--Theo 22:19, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
VFH: Asperger Syndrome
Um. I had just added a for to bring it to -2. Hmmmm? User:Tooltroll/sig 13:37, 25 October 2006 (UTC)
- Sorry. I removed it because it was -3... but in all honesty, it wasn't going to be featured anyway. We need to focus our energies on an "Anonymous slashy takes down the site" reskin for Holloween, methinks.--<<>> 13:54, 25 October 2006 (UTC)
- It's here--<<>> 14:06, 25 October 2006 (UTC)
- May I, or are you set on doing it solo?User:Tooltroll/sig 14:23, 25 October 2006 (UTC)
- It's here--<<>> 14:06, 25 October 2006 (UTC)
The Bureaucracy Channel
I've changed the "listy" programming schedule to a "tabley" one, if that makes any difference. To be honest I never saw it as a list, as lists never go beyond the title+list phase (no descriptive paragraph, no excerpts, no pics, etc).--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:18, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
Thanks for that catch at UnNews:Britain to use climate change report to push for return to feudalism. Maybe they'll sing it in the audio. - Zaui ⌘ TALK MUN ╬ - 20:39, 31 October 2006 (UTC)
on possibly my first day, certainly my first week on uncyc irc, there was a brief but jolly invasion of wn wiki, me you codeine and lugia, i was he who replaced the articles with images of naked black men kissing, if you remember
at the time an article was written on the subject and was killed, because the wn people started talking about lawsuits. they were obviously talking shit, because no judge or jury would side with them, but for safety sake the article was vanished
anyway their wiki is long since gone, no one will host it, and it was only wikipedia sporks +heavy bias in the first place.
basically, since any threat's long gone, can the article be revived, assuming it still exists somewhere in some form, for the sake of the uncyc archives </pissedramble> - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:11, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
also i love you
- hmm... I'll talk to the folks that decide such things, and see what they think. 'Tis a possibility.--<<>> 23:15, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
- <cough> User:Mhaille/WN Wiki </cough> -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
Thank You ^_^
Thank you for supporting my image on the VFP
|This user raises their own chickenbox.
The userbox can be editted to your choice if you decide to us it. Again, Thank You ^_^ 23:56, 3 November 2006 (UTC)
How Come
How come no one tells me when my articles are on VFH? I totally would have whored that one out despite being on computer-non-adjacent vacation. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 04:44, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
- Yes, well... I voted for it, and it still needed to be removed due to Darwinian policy. Oh well. Also, why did you link stm instead of Mhaille, Modus, or me? We're/I'm offended.--<<>> 05:13, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
- You had an article on VFH and we weren't informed. THIS is an outrage! -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
The colour blind test image
Hello there. I saw your comment on reefer desk about your for. Do you think, well, just an assumption, people will like it? Hehe, cheers -- It's gneomI 07:55, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
- They should. I mean, if even I like it, with my Puritan sensibilities, everyone should. Maybe I'm just being unreasonable and forcing my view on everyone else? Aw, screw it. It's a good pic.--<<>> 14:57, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
Some kudos
ORDER OF LYONS ~ 1st CLASSFor demonstration of conduct most becoming an Uncyclopedian ~ virtue, mercy, courage, valour, fairness, protection of the weak and the poor, or some reasonable fascimile thereof, you are hereby instated to the Order of Lyons, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto, should any ever exist.
As completely ridiculous as it feels to try to bestow an "honour" on someone that's been on Uncyc longer than me, I wanted to express my appreciation of what you bring to the site. I admire that you are true to yourself, more so than probably anyone else around here. With your votes, your management of VFH, and your activism on the forums about the current issues, you never shy away from what saying what has to be said or doing what needs to be done, and accepting whatever fallout comes from it. While you might just see this as "being who you are", as a third party it looks very courageous and upstanding. You're good-humoured about yourself and never arrogant. I would do well to be more like you, and I'm grateful that you are here as an example for users, not to mention admins. Thanks. ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 14:13, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
- Gosh... um... thanks! I've always looked to you as one of the people I wanted to act more like, too. Mutual admiration is a GOOD thing! :)--<<>> 20:30, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
Deletion Request
- User:Jocke Pirat/DMZ isn't a relevant proposal anymore since anything that it'd be relevant to has been solved. Thus I ask of you to delete it. --~
- I've deleted it, though I find the idea to be a good one, and would be happy to undelete it one day.--<<>> 00:22, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
- Thanks. --~
Current PLS!!! Judge Count
The competition will Start January 14. Get ready... it's coming.
My only concern is that all the power would go to my head. So, yes, I would like to judge. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 01:02, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
- Yes, I am interested in judging, as myself -- no need to use Bear this time. :) Put me on the list. ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 02:01, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
- Sweet. Thanks. When I get an idea of who I've got judging, I'll let you know where I want you to judge. Thanks again.--<<>> 02:44, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
- I too am interested in this thing you call "judging". My only worry is with both PLS's my faves weren't the winners, generally. Now, I'm not saying that everyone else was wrong, I'm just saying that they're misguided.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:06, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
- Well, in this case, you'll have the ability to have a major say in one of the awards. I thank you and am thrilled to have a great judge on board.--<<>> 04:09, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
I'd be happy to help, but might not always have access to a computer during December/January, due to holidays. What sort of timeframe is involved? --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 10:38, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
- Currently, I'm hoping to hold the contest in the last two weeks of January, with Judging occuring during the first two weeks of Feb. Would that work for you?--<<>> 12:41, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
- I think I can, providing work doesn't get crazy around that time (which is a strong possibility). We don't enter if we judge, correct?--Procopius 14:29, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
- Cool. Yes, judging means you can't enter. If it looks like you won't be able to, please give me warning as soon as you can, so I can find another judge.--<<>> 14:33, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
Doh, I forgot to respond yesterday. I'd be happy to judge assuming I can find the time (and Jan/Feb shouldn't be too bad in that respect). —rc (t) 17:38, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
- Excellent. I get to add another terrific judge to my list, then. I'll get you info when I've got my roster of judges filled up.--<<>> 17:59, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
I believe I would be able to judge, as long as the timeframe you listed above is when it is happening. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 18:01, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
- Excellent. Yes, that's what I'm gunning for. It would be great to have you on board.--<<>> 18:06, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
Yeah, I'll help judge. Since I didn't judge last time just so I could enter and of course got nothing written that time around, judging should mean a veritable creative spermamax - David Gerard 00:25, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
- Heh, you could always use the fact VFH is dead the month of competition/judging to write something and get it featured while no one is paying attention. ;) I'm trilled to have you on board, and excited to have such a great crew going.--<<>> 00:51, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
On second thought...Forum:Maybe We Can All Learn Something From This... has just come up and maybe my proposal would be a good idea as a contribution to it. Would you please restore DMZ? Thanks. --~
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.22:41, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
Sure, I'll judge the PLS. I'm suffering from writer/chopper's block right now, so I've not been very active...but I still know what's funny. =P Rad 14:46, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
- Indeed you do. :) I'll add you to my all-star list of judges (I'm getting really excited about the crew I'm assembling).--<<>> 14:49, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
Thanks for the vote!
They voted for me. And I didn't even have to bribe them.
Without your vote, surely someone worthy of the award would have actually won. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:15, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
- Well, I do what I can. And you DID deserve it... from a certain point of view. ;)--<<>> 03:03, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
Bradaphraser would like to thank all for the Holiday cards, but especially <insert name here>, whose card meant the most to him. ;)--<<>> 18:28, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
| Premier Tom Mayfair does not share in your pagan ways.
Nor does he celebrate capitalist retail. He hopes that you
convert to Communism before it's too late. Do the right thing.
Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!
|Have a Happy... umm...
|Hinoa wishes you a
Ah, screw it. Happy December. (And the latter half of November, just to be safe.)
|Braydie was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had
This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!
—Braydie 19:36, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
|flyingfeline was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had
This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!
Eep, everyone's got posh hand-made ones. I knew buying them in bulk from the newsagent wasn't a good idea... -- 18:29, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
Cherish it like you would a light snack during a long road trip. --Ж Kalir totally not Wario at all 19:49, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
|Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd
--Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 15:27, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
|Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle, and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!
|X-mas is that special time of year when we celebrate the birth of our Lord and Saviour, RadicalX. Please take some time out of your busy day and remember all the wonderful things RadicalX has given you.
Please accept this card as a small token of his equally small esteem for you. You will if you know what's good for you.
|Happy Birthday,
This holiday season, whether you're Protestant, Jewish, Catholic,
Muslim, Buddhist, Shintoist, agnostic, or atheist, DiZ wishes you a
Merry Christmas, so suck it up and drink your eggnog. And don't forget,
Santa's got snipers everywhere, and they're always loaded.
So be good, or else.
Happy Winter-time Merry-making. --Señor DiZtheGreat CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:32, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
Bradabradabrada! Please do not be alarmed, for it is only a picture of a bomber... yes, let's go with that. Also hope you are doing well with that flower pattern, you know the North Korean one :P.
Your request
Sadly, my dear Brad, I do not wish to judge for the PLS. While it does flatter me that you would approach me with such a request, I am not up to the challenge. I very rarely can read articles all the way through, and that is just the good ones. I do however plan to enter the PLS (as long as I'm around when its on), because while my writing skills are not very good, at least the PLS gives me a chance to try. So yes, thank you for offering but I humbly decline. --Sir Zombiebaron 19:23, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
Wow, I'm honored that you asked me to judge. However, I was thinking about entering the contest myself, if for no other reason than to redeem myself for the god-awfully n00b-like article I entered as a n00b. Either way, thanks for asking! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 20:26, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
Another denial of your humble request
I too wish to decline your gracious invitation. I was a judge for the last one and, fun as it was (cough), I'm looking to enter this one, because I feel my writing sort of needs a spark. That being said, if you run out of qualified candidates and absolutely need to scrape the bottom, I'd be willing to help. If you desperately need someone, I would gladly fill in, I would just prefer to enter as a writer. Anyway, sorry I can't be of more help. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 21:32, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
- That's fine. As I said to others before, thanks for letting me know in a timely fashion, and good luck in the competition.--<<>> 21:36, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
Sorry not to break the chain, but...
I think I shall have to humbly decline your offer as a judge... for now. I really would like to enter - I've got some article ideas lined up already and I have to uphold my 100% success with entered articles. However, if nobody accepts (as seems to be the trend here, on evidence of the above comments) I will stand in for you. Perhaps we could talk about it a bit more on IRC? -- Hindleyite Converse 14:12, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
|Hindleyite was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had
This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!
Merry Commercial Conformity Period. -- Hindleyite Converse 14:14, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
- Heh, with your maybe earlier, I had kind of already put you in that category. Ah well, I wasn't going to make it official until I KNEW I had your spot filled, but you making this call for me actually makes it easier on me (I don't have to beg you later if it all falls apart ;) ). Thanks, and good luck.--<<>> 15:15, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
Oh, alright
I'll judge, although I may die unexpectedly (due to Christmas related indulgence). Just like a real judge.--Nydas 18:32, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
- WOOT! Alright, I'll send you some stuff when I send out the instructions to the judges, etc. Thank you!--<<>> 18:34, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
I... I hope we can get FF Football featured someday. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 21:07, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
- Yeah... we could always put it on VFH right now and see how it does...--<<>> 21:13, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
Braydie Brad, is there a best collab category? --—Braydie 21:48, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
- No, but collaboration will be allowed in all other categories.--<<>> 21:50, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
- Aha I see. Thanks --—Braydie 21:53, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
So I was thinking, if the categories haven't been announced yet (have they?) we could use PLS to shill for my cause by adding a Biography Category, where the subject of entries can be any person on either the spork of "essential articles" or anything on any version of the original over at Meta. What do you think? ---Rev. Isra (talk) 00:44, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
- Sadly, the categories have already been chosen. They haven't been announced officially yet to get any kinks out of the way before announcing them to "the masses". The beta announcement page can be seen here.--<<>> 00:54, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
And a Happy Hannukus to you too
--Mrasdfghjkl 12:58, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
back atcha
|zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me!
the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!
And another one
|Codeine proffers you a Humbug
as he cares not for your Judeo-Christian festivals of Pagan origin
(but wishes you a very merry time of it anyway)
Because You're Worth It™ -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:16, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
And yet another one
|Mordillo is a bloody Jew and therefore believes that Xmas is plain silly, Jesus was a nice Jewish boy with some weird ideas, Santa is an old drunk and socks are meant to be put on your cold smelly feet.
However, since it's not your fault for being born to the wrong nation, you might as well enjoy a very HAPPY HANUKKAH and rejoice, for once again the Greeks had one coming.
|Happy Holidays* from the Holiday Turtle!
May all of your Holiday wishes come true!
(*Designated holidays may include, but are not limited to:
Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year's Eve, and the Winter Solstice)
Due to global warming and the apocolypse, I've decided to share a Level 2 Headline with Mordillo. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:02, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
- Excellent! I love both of them.--<<>> 23:46, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
Get into the Spirit!
|ḤáρÞў ĤðḸǐḍαȳζ from §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ!
You, <insert name here>, have been randomly selected from Squiggle's holiday list of people to send cards to for an extra special Holiday Card! He's too lazy to send them all.
-- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:14, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
Thank you for your Christmas tidings
I have decided to return the favor by giving you a Christmas card I have created.
|Citizen! The Death Metal Bread comes to you!!
He brings you Christmas tiding, so you'll be happy again!
By the way, have you read the new article I have written? Please excuse this mild article whoring, but I just wanted some feedback. -- 04:12, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
I appreciate the card, but I lack the comedic talent to make one of my own to give back. I love the old card, it's so much more heartfelt than the ones I usually get. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 05:06, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
- You can thank Hindley. I kinda stole his picture, template, and even the part where he was whoring his articles. ;)--<<>> 12:39, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
Woops put it in the wrong place
Bradabradabrada! Please do not be alarmed, for it is only a picture of a bomber... yes, let's go with that. Also hope you are doing well with that flower pattern, you know the North Korean one :P.
Look at The New Ideal - what do you think? It needs wikifying and content as well, but that's the first draft. Reply ASAP. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 00:20, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
- Need to photoshop the top right-left corner (where it says BBC), but, if redesigned to handle our templates and such, it could be TERRIFIC! Definitely going down a good road there...--<<>> 05:09, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
- BTW, you will need to do some fiddiling with the CSS as well, see the section on skins in Mediawiki:Uncyclopedia.js --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 14:34, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
- k, if necessary I'll ask the Czar of UnNews for help (you know the one I mean).--<<>> 14:43, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
- Okay, I am busy at the moment, but the page is ready for content. If you could compile a list of news articles for each of the countries and sections (towards the bottom), the features parts and what you would like in the main news section, I will update that asap. Then all that is left to do is to put in place the css (this currently resides here)- and a few tweaks. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 23:13, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
- At the top, right-hand corner of the UnNews page, there are links to categories, and you just have to link the ones prefaced by "UnNews" in the reskin (if there are too many, just choose the three most-recent). It helps absolve us of responsibility if we choose bad ones. ;)--<<>> 23:22, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
- Okay, I am busy at the moment, but the page is ready for content. If you could compile a list of news articles for each of the countries and sections (towards the bottom), the features parts and what you would like in the main news section, I will update that asap. Then all that is left to do is to put in place the css (this currently resides here)- and a few tweaks. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 23:13, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
- k, if necessary I'll ask the Czar of UnNews for help (you know the one I mean).--<<>> 14:43, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
- BTW, you will need to do some fiddiling with the CSS as well, see the section on skins in Mediawiki:Uncyclopedia.js --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 14:34, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
Chrimbo pud
|Hindleyite wishes you a
Enjoy this Christmas pud, but watch out for the five pence
coins that fell out of my pocket into the cake mix.
Cheers for the vote! -- Hindleyite Converse 15:12, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
Intelligent design
Can I ask why you removed intelligent design from the featured article nomination page when it had all for votes on it? Has it been nominated already (or in the last 4.2 days)? Weri long wang 22:51, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
- It was removed because of the Darwin rule, in that it was the weakest article in relation to the article directly above and below. It was at least two votes shy of the two article bracketing it, and was thus removed. My procedure for removing articles from VFH is listed in depth at Uncyclopedia:VFH/Discussion. You are free to re-nom it if you think it could survive better now.--<<>> 00:27, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
Merry Christmas!
| SonicChao was throwing away last year's Christmas cards,
and realised they had
SonicChao era poner en bote de basura de las tarjetas de Navidad del año pasado,
y realizado se habían olvidado sobre tú.
Merry Christmas
|Santa Claus has given you some Socks for Christmas.
As you can see, these socks are white and red, and they are modelled by Mrs. Claus.
If you wish to complain about your Christmas present, do it here.
Merry Christmas!
From Santa Claus.
If you are another child that thinks they need a present, leave a message here (Santa never forgets, but he is getting on a bit.) Ho Ho Ho from Santa Claus 15:16, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
- Thank you so much for pointing this out. I seem to have made an error in judgement. I would say that it won't happen again, but I don't like lying to people... ;) (Why IS he in the top 10, though, anyway?)--<<>> 22:39, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
About Selfworm's userpage
You might be wondering why I was reverting his userpage. The reason is that he took my userboxes without my permission. He didn't even bother to change the userboxes. First of all, my userbox contains a League of Benson template. Selfworm is not a member of the League of Benson. Second, some of those userboxes he took were original creations. He did not even bother to ask if he could use them. He didn't even make changes to the userboxes he stole. I tried to reason with him not to take my userboxes on his talk page, but it appeared that he did not wish to reason with me. If he wishes to have userboxes, he must at least use those on the page I showed him and create his own userboxes. -- 00:24, 24 December 2006 (UTC)
- Here's what I suggest. You can't keep him from using your templates without your permission, via our license, which he cited. You CAN however require that he cite you as the creator of the templates, though, as they link to the pages you created, it will be obvious to someone who's looking to find out where it came from. Maybe request that he link you as the creator of his templates, maybe? You'll forgive me, but given the big deal that Ghelae made over your sig (which indeed needed some sort of citation, though I thought he took that too far), this whole situation seems silly to me. Sorry, as I'm sure you worked hard on them, and he does seem to be violating rule 2 somewhat in his "I can do whatever I want" response on the talk page. In the end, the fact that if we let people mess with other people's userpages, all Hell would break loose overrides his dickishness, at least in my book. You may have better luck with another admin to plead your case, to, however.--<<>> 00:35, 24 December 2006 (UTC)
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Myanmar just got a vote yesterday... wasnt the rule that it had to get votes over time and couldnt sit there without getting votes? ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 00:37, 24 December 2006 (UTC)
- You're referring to the stagnation rule, which has seemed to go by the wayside in the new, speedier VFH. At the time of removal, it was 1.5 votes from the nearby articles, which is why I removed it. There were two articles that were 1.5 votes from the nearby articles, so I had to make a choice, and I chose to remove the older one. This is what I've done in the past, and I may reconsider that in the future, as you're the second person to take issue with this particular tiebreaker. The full explaination of how I manage VFH is at Uncyclopedia:VFH/Discussion. Feel free to let me know if you have any other questions about the process I use to remove articles from VFH. As always, you can renom any article you think should/would have made feature if left on the page.--<<>> 00:45, 24 December 2006 (UTC)
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Well, I've basically won it now, being 9 points ahead of me. Thanks for being a great opposition Braydie, yadda yadda. Yeah, well done, It was impossible to be against you. --—Braydie 17:54, 24 December 2006 (UTC)
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His self-described mission is hardly surprising, especially given his background as an executive at the Information Technology Association of America, a tech industry group.
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Now it's February and I've got my leadership team in place, and so I'm feeling much more complete as an organization that we have the intellectual firepower (and) we have people with years of government experience who understand how to get things done. So, I'm feeling very confident.
You're the first person to have this more elevated role and title as assistant secretary. Is it important that you are an assistant secretary--does it make your job easier?
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You plan on calling on Congress to think of ways to provide incentives so people will enhance security. What incentives would drive security investments?
Garcia: All the stakeholders have different business models: financial services companies, banks, insurance companies, for example. What is persuasive to them as a business case so they would invest $1 million in an information technology system with security features and invest in training?
I think Congress plays an important role in its oversight capacity. What laws are in existence that (deter) investment in security, and what laws ought to be written that will help push the market toward investment that will strengthen our security? Is it insurance? Get better rates on insurance. Are there tax incentives that can come from this? Relief from liability?
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MEMPHIS, Tenn. -- What was once indifference between the Los Angeles Clippers and Memphis Grizzlies has descended into hostility over six games. These teams actively dislike each other. The Clippers have made light of Memphis' "Grit 'n' Grind" handle and generally annoyed the Grizzlies with their posturing. Memphis has countered that the Clippers are a bunch of floppers -- its head coach going so far as to accuse Chris Paul in a live interview during Game 4. When the topic of Paul's injury came up after Game 6, Zach Randolph fired back that he didn't even know Paul was hurt, implying that the Clippers' injuries were merely incidental, a sideshow.
All of it will come to a head on Sunday afternoon in Game 7.
The health of Chris Paul and Blake Griffin
Whatever Randolph says at the podium, the Clippers simply aren't the same team with Paul and Blake Griffin hobbled. On Friday night after the Grizzlies' Game 6 win in Los Angeles, Paul, Marc Gasol and Randolph pointed out that nobody is 100 percent this time of year. True, but the Clippers can't function as an offensive team without Paul and Griffin. When the Clippers had their offense rolling late in Games 1 and 3 and most of Games 2 and 4, the formula was simple: Make the Grizzlies choose between bringing bodies to the paint to stifle Paul's penetration, which presents problems on the perimeter and with balance, or yield seams to Paul and pray that the help will come from the right place at the right time.
Paul clearly doesn't have the same burst off the bounce or the ability to change speeds, probe, beat his guy and get to his spot for an elbow jumper before the defense can recover. Without that, the Clippers' offense suffers from rigor mortis. Paul can't split a trap, and ultimately, the Grizzlies can play him straight up, while the help can stay home on the Clippers' perimeter shooters. With Paul on the court in Game 6, the Clippers shot only 39 percent.
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With Paul and Griffin banged-up, the Clippers must get something exceptional from one of the supporting actors. Randy Foye, Caron Butler, Mo Williams and Nick Young have each had their moments over this season and, to a lesser extent, in the playoffs. In Game 5, that performance came from second-year dragonfly Eric Bledsoe.
Clippers coach Vinny Del Negro isn't predisposed to trust young players. Whether it's because he's risk-averse, conflict-averse or just more comfortable with guys who've "been there," Del Negro favors vets. With Paul hurting and Williams suffering a hand injury in Game 6, Del Negro had to lean on Bledsoe for significant minutes -- and it's about time.
Bledsoe doesn't stretch the floor for the Clippers, but he's their best perimeter defender on and off the ball. He has an uncanny synergy with Paul in the backcourt. For aforementioned reasons, the two played together for only 76 minutes in the regular season. The Clippers scored 111.4 points per 100 possessions during that time and gave up only 93.5. In this series, Bledsoe is a plus-35. When Bledsoe on the floor, Conley is minus-34 (and plus-47 when Bledsoe is off).
Both Bledsoe and Foye, who has struggled in the series, will have to make major contributions on Sunday for the Clippers to escape Memphis with a W. The Clippers also will have to be more resourceful because their two best creators are limited. When Reggie Evans is your roll man off the high ball screen, life doesn't become any easier, because now two defenders are blitzing Paul. As it is, Tony Allen and Conley make things difficult enough because they can play the Clippers' perimeter straight up. Getting the shooters clean looks at the basket will have to come via flare screens and a ton of movement in the half court.
So who's it going to be?
The battle on the margins
In many ways, this series has been fought in the periphery -- on the offensive glass, in passing lanes, at the foul stripe. Neither team has gotten much of what it wants offensively, but there have been ample opportunities to supplement that cruddy output with extras. For instance, the Grizzlies have annihilated the Clippers on the offensive glass, where Memphis has collected more than one out of every three available rebounds -- its 33.7 offensive rebounding rate is tops among postseason teams. (As a frame of reference, the Bulls ranked first in the regular season with a 32.6 offensive rebounding rate.)
For the Grizzlies, this is vital because they're a terrible shooting team. They've been outshot by the Clippers in the series but have been able to make up ground by getting additional looks at the basket -- at short range, no less. Memphis' prowess on the offensive glass is especially impressive when you consider that the Clippers were a pretty decent defensive rebounding team during the regular season. Overall, the Grizzlies have racked up 15.4 second-chance points per 48 minutes, with only 10.2 for the Clippers.
In the turnover event, the Clippers protected the ball better than any team other than Philadelphia during the regular season, and Memphis led the league in opponent turnover rate. Something had to give, and true to form, the Clippers and Grizzlies have played to a draw with identical 12.69 turnover rates. The Grizzlies had been winning the turnover battle but coughed the ball up 22 times in Game 6 -- the only reason the Clippers were in a game in which the Grizzlies shot better and controlled the glass decisively.
Then there's the foul game. Both teams hack with impunity, and both are spending plenty of time at the stripe in this series. But the team that has gotten to the line with greater frequency has won five of the six games -- the Clippers' Game 3 rally the only exception.
Here, the Clippers have to be careful on Sunday. When players are gimpy, they have a tougher time staying in front of their guy. They're more desperate defenders and, in turn, tend to be more likely to foul. Paul didn't foul out of a game all season but was whistled for six fouls in Game 6. Evans, who likely will pick up some of Griffin's minutes, is a foul machine. With the Grizzlies re-establishing their inside game, there will be more pressure than ever on the Clippers' defense to body up on the block. They'll have to do so carefully.
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Southwest Offset Printing has signed a new 10-year lease with AMB Property Corp. to move its production from Redwood City to San Jose's Enterprise Zone.
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The Fairfax County Farmers Markets operate 11 farmers markets across Fairfax County, under the Fairfax County Park Authority. By providing access to locally grown foods, our farmers market program strives to improve the health of Fairfax County citizens, support local food producers, and protect the environment.
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Scales calls for public records
Council Member Bob Scales has filed a public records request involving fellow council member Bill Knobloch's personal email accounts and communications with some members of the Bainbridge Island community.
"My concern is that (Knobloch) is about to leave the council and he probably has hundreds of records and emails that he hasn't turned over to the city," Scales said. "Combined with the copying of that memo it gave me great concern, and I'm trying to get to the bottom of it … if he screws up, it's the city that is going to be liable for that."
Last week an anonymously authored memo was discovered at city hall. Scales said he finds the memo concerning and wants to get to the bottom of it. The record requests addresses the memo and seeks to discover if Knobloch had any involvement with it. The majority of the requests, however, focus on the lawsuit between the Ratepayers Alliance and the city. Scales is seeking any communications between Knobloch, outgoing council member Kim Brackett, and members of the Ratepayers Alliance, as well as any emails from his personal account that pertain to city business.
"Bob Scales is pounding the table because he hasn't the law or the facts," Knobloch said. "It's all allegations … what he's forgetting is that the community elections for council are over and the community has spoken. He no longer has a majority on council and that's his problem."
Scales stated in his records request that it is "well documented and widely known" that Knobloch has been communicating with plaintiffs in the Ratepayers Alliance lawsuit, and used his personal email account to do so. Scales cites his concern that if there's any litigation in the future involving the transfer of the water utility, plaintiffs may want emails such as Knobloch's and the city may need them to defend itself.
"It's all allegation and quite frankly it's beginning to look like harassment of colleagues on council and has no fact or merit," Knobloch said. "I feel he is outside of his responsibility as a council member and he is basically trying to practice law as a prosecuting attorney."
The public records request by Scales, who works as an attorney for the City of Seattle, is extensive and addresses emails dating between Jan. 1, 2009 and Dec. 19, 2011. It covers a number of factors, including:
• All emails received in any of Knobloch's personal email accounts that relate to city business, or any emails in his personal accounts that were sent to him pertaining to his role as a city council member;
• All emails sent from any of Knobloch's personal email accounts that relate to city business or his role as a council member;
• Any document, memo, letter, or other writing that Knobloch possesses that is related to city business, issue or his role as a council member.
Scales clarified that the request is not for documents that were created by the city itself.
The records request continued to add further specifications that dig deeper into Knobloch's personal emails, including communications with Brackett. Scales further asked for:
• Any document, memo, letter, email or other writing that contains any of terms or phrases "chuckhole," "we have the votes," "kitchen cabinet," "lie," "liar," "major management shake-up," "executive session," or "you have four out of seven votes lined up";
• All emails sent to the city and personal email accounts of Knobloch and/or Brackett from any plaintiff in the Ratepayer's Alliance lawsuit — specifically pointing out Sally Adams and Dick Allen;
• All emails sent from Knobloch and/or Brackett to any of the plaintiffs in the Ratepayers Alliance lawsuit — again specifically pointing out any emails to Adams and Allen.
The first specification asks for terms and phrases that are all contained in what Scales has called the "Knobloch Memo." Scales has said the memo is a "manifesto" of a group of conspiring council members. The other items address the lawsuit between the city and the Ratepayers Alliance.
"I don't know if there's a connection or not (between the memo and the ratepayers), maybe that's what we'll find out," Scales said. "But certainly it's all adding up and Bill (Knobloch) has to be held accountable for what he's doing."
Scales made further requests for two particular emails of Knobloch's that were not sent to Scales initially, but he already had copies of. The first email had no sender listed on it, but was sent to Knobloch on Oct. 19 and stated "Of course it is Politicking! Who is advocating for those of us Ratepayers? Why can't she advocate for us? I know who I am voting for."
The second email of Knobloch's that Scales requested is one that he did not already have, but he did have an email that indicates it exists.
Scales provided a copy of an email sent on Oct. 20 titled "Fwd: Way To Go!" that states Knobloch will be sending an email in the future about "last night and the Kangaroo Court." Scales seeks whatever email was eventually sent.
The Oct. 20 email that Scales did have and speaks of the "kangaroo court" was sent to a number of community members including Brackett, incoming council members Steve Bonkowski, David Ward, and Sarah Blossom. It was also sent to Melanie Keenan who ran in the last city council election, Adams, and former council members Debbie Vancil and Debbie Vann – among other island community members.
"What concerns me the most is how Bob Scales is practicing a form of McCarthyism on this community," Knobloch said. "Of what purpose? What is he trying to accomplish here?"
As council members, any communications regarding city business are considered public records, even if they are from a personal email account. The city's governance manual requires that council members use their city email accounts for all city-related business and communications.
Scales brought forth the issue earlier this year, addressing Knobloch using his personal email account for city business. At the Oct. 19 city council meeting, Scales produced a large stack of papers with a number of Knobloch's printed emails. He slammed them down on the dais and said that it violated the rules council are supposed to follow.
"If there were conversations in executive session that (Knobloch) leaked to the ratepayers, that's breaking the law," Scales said. "Everything we say in executive session is confidential and I don't know if he has (leaked information), I just know he is emailing the ratepayers about water utility issues and that's one of the reason why I did the public records request."
City Clerk Roz Lassoff has asked that the email records be provided to the city by Dec. 30. Knobloch and Brackett will no longer be council members after Dec. 31.
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Art by Bob AulAfter shopping at Metro Pointe in Costa Mesa on Aug. 28, I used the pay phone near the Edwards Theatre. It is always difficult to hold packages, my purse, change and the phone number and not drop anything. Unfortunately, I put my wallet down while phoning and forgot to pick it up when I was done. I didn't discover my wallet was missing until three hours later. When I called Metro Pointe, I was told that security would be contacted. If they found it, I would be called. I was advised to cancel all of my credit cards. I did so and resigned myself to the hassle of getting a new driver's license, etc., and only hoped that whoever found the wallet would take the money (about $40) and then leave the wallet with security. I was very surprised when, two hours later, I received a call from Metro Pointe and was told that two women had found my wallet and turned it in with everything intact. Security was unable to tell me who the good Samaritans were, and so I am hoping this will serve as a response. If I could, I would inform these women—and all other people who do the right thing without rewards—that there is a chain reaction that occurs when you give of yourself. It may not be today, but know that your actions will make the world a better place. The feeling I get knowing that someone who did not know me, who did not have to take the extra step but returned my wallet anyhow, has made me want to share this story so more people may experience the interconnected web of life.
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There are just 1,500 of these kangaroo leather boots available, so if it's individuality you're after, this is your auction.
Black kangaroo leather with bronze trim - that's called keeping it simple. The back story - that the design echos the Adidas Copa Mundial and the Porsche 911, and features a soft touch for an easy touch, but 'with the same metallic finish as a supercar' - is less straightforward.
Either way, nice booties.
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Nike Mercurial Superfly V
Nike's showpiece boot for its pedigree players such as Cristiano Ronaldo, Alexis Sanchez and Anthony Martial, this is the ultimate speed silo.
If speed is - or was - your strength, then you'll feel right at home in these ergonomically engineered slippers. They've been designed for touch, fit and traction, but you'll need to pack the rest, we're afraid.
Pantofola d'Oro la Gazetta
There's a strong trend for fashionable boot collaborations, but this is the first time a newspaper's been involved.
Italy's iconic La Gazzeta dello Sport has joined forces with Pantofola d'Oro to adorn boots with headlines from historic footballing moments. They've kicked off with AC Milan, with Juventus, Italy and Inter skins added over time.
£130 | Buy Pantofola d'Oro la Gazetta
New Balance Furon Pro
Worn by speedy wingers Jesus Navas and Adnan Januzaj, the New Balance Furon is engineered for when you need to put the afterburners on. Made from New Balance's lightweight Fantom Fit upper construction, the boot fuses a lightweight mesh upper with an ultra-thin supportive synthetic layer in the mid-foot area for more stability.
A stiffened sole plate gives increased energy return and unparalleled acceleration, while ultra directional studs further boost straight-line speed. Then when your pacey winger does get to the box or byline ahead of schedule, the boot's Burrito Tongue gives him a large sweet spot from which to take aim with.
From £110 | Buy New Balance Furon
Puma evoPOWER 1.2
The next-gen Puma evoPOWER is re-engineered with several new technologies to further liberate your natural shooting power. Working as a spine, the Gradual Stability Frame allows an anatomically engineered Pebax outsole to bend in harmony with the soft one-way stretchable microfibre AdapLite upper in similar fashion to a barefoot kicking motion.
While the non-stretchable external EverFit Cage is strategically placed mid-foot to maintain support without restricting the flexibility of the foot. A transparent 3D GripTex print is added to the upper for enhanced ball control in all conditions, with AccuFoam underneath to ensure an even pressure distribution and create a clean kicking surface for increased accuracy.
From £40 | Buy Puma evoPOWER 1.2
Lotto Zhero Gravity VII 200
Having broken ground with the first ever boots to feature a fully laceless design back in 2002, the Zhero Gravity VII represent a complete design overhaul as the first in the series to feature regular laces – making it work better with different foot shapes.
The new upper is made from a single-piece Kurim foot shell to ensure power and 360-degree ball control while the introduction of an elevated foot support and a shock-off heel insert work to quell force of impact. In addition, Lotto's new Puntoflex system is included in the forefoot to provide better elastic return when running, helping you use power and energy efficiently.
Adidas Messi 15.1
Lionel Messi might be out of this world but his new signature shoe is very much down to earth. Keeping the wearer grounded is the messiFRAME construction technology that features a locked in fit and exposed cage in the heel for maximum traction.
Having worked with Messi on the design, its no surprise that the boot really comes alive when you take it on your own approximation of one of the little magician's jinking runs. This is down to a dynamic stud configuration, including a centre stud to support explosive speed in any direction, and a super-soft leather-like X-ray surface for that silky first touch – and every touch thereafter.
Now half their original price, too.
£80 | Buy Adidas Messi 15.1
Puma evoSPEED SL
Weighing in at only 103 grams, the new Puma evoSPEED Superlight is Puma's lightest football boot ever. With an ultra-thin textile upper that provides an almost barefoot touch on the ball, the boot is so specialised and delicate that it is designed for use on real grass and in fair weather only and in theory will give you just 10 games before it needs replacing.
Speed is the name of the game as the brand's laser-cut SPEEDFRAME system harnesses the foot in key areas when accelerating and turning under heavy pressure, and the soleplate features a mixture of conical and bladed studs for instant traction and acceleration.
On the plus side, this is now about a third of its original RRP, if you shop around.
From £60 | Buy Puma evoSPEED SL
Mizuno Wave Ignitus 3
Mizuno's Wave Ignitus boots have a reputation for being innovative, and last year's eagerly anticipated third installment was no different.
Three different panels on the instep perform different functions: Mukaiten ('non-spin') creates an unpredictable flight pattern for the ball, and is designed to throw the keeper off; Tatekaiten ('top-spin') creates vicious amounts of dip; and Yokokaiten ('side-spin') gives players more controlled curl. They're lighter and more supportive than ever.


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Before 'After Earth': Ten notable movies with family connections
Will and Jaden Smith aren't the only blood relatives to share the big screen
They say that the family that stars in a blockbuster Hollywood movie together stays together. This weekend's sci-fi thriller "After Earth" features Will Smith and his son Jaden Smith as a father-and-son duo stranded on a hostile world after crashing their spaceship. The Smith stars got us thinking about some other notable films that feature real-life family members, from fathers and daughters to brothers and sisters, from Wilsons to Cusacks, and from the good to the very bad.
Check out our picks below. Which are your favorites and least favorites? What did we miss?