text: [[quoteright:220:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/g_2109.jpg]]->[[Ride/DisneyThemeParks Disneyland, USA.]] Who doesn't love this place? It's a home away from home, for kids of all ages. A passport to worlds unknown. A tentpole of the American zeitgeist. A place I'd like to point towards when they bury my carcass. A joyous, celebratory land of--[[MoodWhiplash FOUR TWENTY-NINE FOR AN ORANGE JUICE?]] YOU BUNCH OF [[CurseCutShort FUC--]]-->--[[EstablishingSeriesMoment The opening of the first episode]][[CatchPhrase To all who come to this happy place, welcome.]] This is Some Jerk with a Camera's TVTropes page.Some Jerk With A Camera is an [[VideoReviewShow internet reviewer]] of Ride/DisneyThemeParks (and Ride/UniversalStudios starting with season 3) and their assorted paraphernalia. His show blends park history lessons, articulate opinions, and wacky, frenetic, manic-style humor. Most bizarrely, a great deal of the live footage is "on location", meaning that he's frequently cussing it up within the confines of The Most Magical Place on Earth. His show can be seen [[http://channelawesome.com/category/videos/producers/some-jerk-with-a-camera/ here]] on [[Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Channel Awesome]], [[http://geekvision.tv/channels/somejerk/ here]] on {{Geekvision}}, or [[http://thatfellowinthecoat.com/somejerkcamera.php here]] on WebVideo/MrCoatAndFriends.----!!This series provides examples of:* AbortedArc: Due to undisclosed circumstances, Jerk's review of The Little Mermaid Ride, promised after the Star Tours II video, was put on hold in favor of an EPCOT Retrospective. To bridge the two, Jerk starts out his retrospective about to talk about The Little Mermaid Ride, but has an encounter with [[{{Series/Dateline}} Chris Hansen]] that forces him to go on the run and end up in Florida.** A bit of wild guessing here, but given that the review was scheduled for after the "''Star Tours:'' The Adventure Continues" video, which [[spoiler:closes with a tribute to his then-recently-deceased mother]], he likely [[spoiler:needed some time to recuperate, and the "30 Years of EPCOT" videos were a long-term project to take his mind off his sadness.]] He mentions in the EPCOT commentary that the circumstances that led to the cancellation of the Little Mermaid Ride review were not ones he wanted to discuss, so that would be a logical reason why.* AccentuateTheNegative: Sometimes, such as with ''Disney/TheCountryBears'' and ''It's A Small World Holiday'', but just as often, Jerk is positive about the things he's reviewing.-->'''Jerk''': Do you know why I review Disneyland? ...It's because I *love* Disneyland! I didn't want to be a hater! I wanted to show the Reviewaverse that you can be entertaining without resorting to constant negative whiny cynicism!* AccentUponTheWrongSyllable: Jerk admits [[spoiler: his old Small World parody song]] is guilty of this.* AllDeathsFinal: One of his issues with ''Shrek 4-D'' is that it violates this rule of the ''{{Franchise/Shrek}}'' franchise. By having Lord Farquaad be the only character to come back to life, in a series where ghosts exist nowhere else, it cheapens the impact of his death. He illustrates how much this would mess with the canon of other films by joking about a ghostly [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast Gaston]] ([[PunnyName Ghoston]]!) show up and harass Belle and The Prince at their wedding.* AllJustADream: The ''Star Tours'' review was The Wire's dream within Jerk's dream within Spazz's dream within [[WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife Heffer]]'s dream within [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Lisa]]'s dream within North's dream within Jerk's dream within [[Film/BackToTheFuture Marty McFly]]'s dream within Music/MichaelJackson's mind.* AlterEgoActing: The Jerk is at least somewhat fictional, but he has been referred to as "Tony Goldmark", and takes credit for pre-Jerk works of Tony's.* ArcWords: KETCHUP.* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: And naturally, only the Jaywalking one has anyone acting outraged.-->'''Jerk''': "No, look, just because your life is a lie doesn't mean you can't be happy. Just look at me! My whole life is a lie and I'm happy as a clam! I've never told anyone this but I am Nicole Simpson's real killer. Yeah. And I shot [[Music/TupacShakur Tupac]]. And [[Music/TheNotoriousBIG Biggie]]. And [[UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy JFK]]. And [[{{Series/Dallas}} JR Ewing]]. I escaped from Gitmo twice and I still have the tag to prove it. I- I– I- *pause* I am UsefulNotes/JackTheRipper. And the Zodiac Killer. And [[Film/TheUsualSuspects Keyser Söze]]. And the undercover cop in ''Film/ReservoirDogs''. Uh, I started the goddamn Chicago fire. I canceled ''{{Series/Firefly}}''! I'll confess to whatever you want just please for the love of god don't bring [[Series/FamilyMatters Urkel]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext back from the dead]]."-->'''[[WebVideo/StuffYouLike Sursum Ursa]]''': ...YOU? CANCELED? ''FIREFLY''?!? ...YOUMONSTER!!!* AuthorAppeal: Jerk's a huge Music/WeirdAlYankovic fan, and has put at least one Weird Al reference in all of his episodes, including the time when he put Weird Al HIMSELF in his videos.* BigNo: Jerk's reaction to It's A Small World Holiday.** Jerk's reaction to there being a mini-Step By Step crossover in the Boy Meets Disney World episode with Staci Keanan's appearance in the show '''as Dana Foster'''.** And speaking of Step By Step, his reaction to [[spoiler: Flash taking over as Indy for the Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular]] consists of several Short No's before turning into [[spoiler: an almost minute-long montage of Big No's from many films and TV shows]].* BigWhat: Jerk's reaction to the sudden GainaxEnding twist of ''Film/EscapeFromTomorrow''. So big, he's still saying it 150 years later when he's only a skeleton and [[{{Franchise/Terminator}} the Terminators have taken over Earth.]]* BlackComedy:** Perhaps his darkest joke is in "Thirty Years of Epcot (Part 1)", where he notes that there are no rides in the [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII Germany, Italy, or Japan pavilions]].-->'''Jerk''': As a Jewish controller of the media, I hereby demand a Germany ride! (''[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Cut to him boarding a train]].'')** Earlier in Part 1 he compares the Disney Corporation post-Walt's death as a chicken with its head cut off... complete with footage of a just-beheaded chicken leaping around.[[note]]In the commentary for the EPCOT reviews, he mentions that he was initially wary of posting that clip, until he noticed [=GameStop=] putting up ads on Blip that had stock footage of animals being eaten alive.[[/note]]** In his teaser for his ''Captain EO'' review, he mentions the review will premiere on Sept 12 2011. 25 years after the ride opened. "There aren't [[TheWarOnTerror any other big anniversaries around that date]], are there?"** "ABC Goes To Disney World" parodies {{Laugh Track}}s by portraying them as mindless audiences who laugh at anything... even [[Disney/TheLionKing Simba finding Mufasa dead]].* BlackComedyRape:** By ''It's A Small World'', to the shock and confusion of several other reviewers.** In the "Star Tours" video, Wire asks the Jerk to show her on an Ewok doll where the ride touched him. He throws it on the ground and yells [[NotIfTheyEnjoyedItRationalization "I was probably asking for it!"]]** Kill Bosby's appearance in the "Shrek 4D" review makes use of this due to the allegations against Bill Cosby.* BrokenRecord: In his "ABC Goes To [=DisneyLAND=] episode":-->"The new Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, The new Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, The new Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, The new Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, The new Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, The new Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, The new Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, The new Twilight Zone Tower of Terror..."* TheCameo: [[RBGProductions Spazzmaster]], [[WebVideo/TheIdiotsLantern The Wire]], and [[WebVideo/WhatWeHadToWatch Il Niege]] all make regular appearances. Other cameos have included [[TheBunnyPerspective Phil Buni]], [[WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]], WebVideo/DiamandaHagan, [[ShamefulSequels MikeJ]], Creator/CountJackula, TheRosenHacker, [[WebVideo/AnimatedAnalysis Stephan and Nootrac]], MikeyInsanity, and [[spoiler: not one, but TWO separate appearances by Music/WeirdAlYankovic!]]* TheCastShowOff: The "What's This?" musical number.** As well as his ABC Retrospective [[note]] almost [[/note]] finale, "The Freakin' ABC."* CloudCuckooLander* [[invoked]]CriticalResearchFailure: As Jerk reviews the ABC sitcoms that went to Disney World, he quickly finds they make some ''blatant'' errors about the park.** The ''Full House'' episode has the family meet Donald and Goofy right outside of their hotel when the costumed characters never go that far from the park.** In ''Step by Step'', Flash attempts to break the record for fastest time riding every Disney World ride, with his neighbor Mark helping him from the park's control room. While riding the Astro Orbiter, he's advised to not go to Alien Encounter and instead go to the Jungle Cruise because the parade is in progress. Since going to Alien Encounter from Astro Orbiter would ''not'' pass through the parade (since it doesn't go through Tomorrowland) but passing through Fantasyland to the Jungle Cruise ''would'', Jerk concludes Mark must be trying to sabotage him.*** Later on, the Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular show is delayed due to the stunt performer playing Indy being unable to perform and Flash is let in if he plays the part of Indy for a young guest who saved the ride for last. This ''infuriates'' Jerk, as the show is the most dangerous stunt show in the park and would never let a random park guest play such a central role. In reality, if the stunt performer playing Indy is unable to perform, his understudy, usually referred to as "Harrison Ford's stunt double, (understudy's name)", takes his place.*** Earlier in the episode, J.T. and Rich blow all their money on trying to impress girls by treating them to dinner at a supposed Disney World restaurant called Pinetta's. However, Jerk finds not only is there no place at Disney World called Pinetta's, the only dining place he can find with that name ''in the world'' is in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.-->'''Jerk''': Was it this hard to find an expensive restaurant in ''Disney World?!'' The freaking churros have installment plans!** The ''Sabrina'' episode has her and her supporting cast travel from Animal Kingdom to their hotel room four times in one episode, even though the hotel they're at (the Coronade Springs Resort) is 3 miles away from the park. ''Roseanne'' commits a similar error, as the family somehow makes it from their hotel room to Main Street USA in only 14 minutes.** During his coverage of ''Series/TheGeorgeLopezShow'', a clip plays where Benny claims she rode the Matterhorn ride while pregnant with George. As the safety announcement played every 5 minutes during the line to the ride says, pregnant women are '''heavily''' discouraged from riding the Matterhorn.** Jerk rips into ''Film/EscapeFromTomorrow'' after it claims that Disney's turkey drumsticks are actually made from emu, as given that Disney sells roughly 1.6 ''million'' turkey legs a year, it'd mean that Disney would have to breed and slaughter (or, at least, dismember) over 800,000 emus, which is more than the emu population in its native home of Australia.* {{Crossover}}: The review of the original ''Star Tours'', with [[RBGProductions Spazzmaster]] and [[WebVideo/TheIdiotsLantern The Wire]].* CultureChopSuey: During his ''Series/FamilyMatters'' Disney World review, he wonders why Winnie-the-Pooh is dressed as a [[CanadaEh Mountie]] in the ''Italian'' Pavilion of Epcot, which then leads him to wonder why a ''British'' character is even dressing like a Canadian in the first place.* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: One of his videos is entitled ''Top 11 Florida Attractions Not In California''.* DeusExMachina: After accidentally erasing his own birth at the very end of his "It's a Small World" review, Jerk is saved by a dimensional figure called The All-Being, who transports him to an alternate universe that's exactly the same as the old one.* DisneyAcidSequence: Several, including the end of his Star Tours review, and the beginning of part 3 of his It's A Small World review.* DVDCommentary: Or rather, ''online'' commentaries.** The first commentary was on his "Season One Outtakes" video, and is a random assortment of various songs and other things. It's completely insane.** The second commentary was on his Halloween Special and is more of a GagDub than the previous one.** The third commentary was on his AprilFoolsDay Walt Disney Family Museum video and is virtually unedited. The only additions are a short introduction by Jerk and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfEVTVRz-W8 a clip of Mexican comedian José Natera in a Devil costume]].** The fourth commentary was his first ''actual'' commentary, on his 3 part EPCOT series.** The fifth commentary was on his three-part review of Back to the Future: The Ride.** He is currently working on a commentary on his eight-part ABC retrospective.* EskimosArentReal:** He doesn't accept UsefulNotes/{{France}} as a real country.** His feet think Creator/QuentinTarantino is just a myth he made up to scare them out of seceding from his body.* EvenEvilHasLovedOnes: His impersonation has Michael Eisner petting his [[Disney/TheAristocats kitty]] and loving her along with asking for a [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfTheGummiBears cartoon made of his kid's favorite candy]].* EvenEvilHasStandards: In part one of his Epcot retrospective, they state that Disney wouldn't make their Africa pavilion if it meant being associated with South Africa.* EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys: Whenever there's a clip of a monkey, Some Jerk can't help but cheerfully say "Ha ha. Monkey!"* EvilPlan: The creation of Disney's California Adventure is portrayed like this, with Michael Eisner as a ''Franchise/JamesBond'' villain, complete with an eyepatch, a German accent, fedora and a (plush toy) RightHandCat.-->'''Michael Eisner''': Ve vant zhe tourists to schtay in ze park. Vhy do they leave ze park?--> '''Unnamed Disney Employee''': Uh, well, uh, Mr. Eisner sir, according to the market research we've done, people leave so they can explore the rest of UsefulNotes/{{California}}!-->'''Michael Eisner''': Then ve vill bring the rest of California, *throws cat away* HEEEEEEEERE! (''Hellfire'' from ''Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame'' plays)* {{Expy}}:** [[Creator/BillCosby Kill Bosby]] is a particularly deranged one.** His ''Ride/BackToTheFutureTheRide'' review acknowledges that [[{{WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty}} Rick Sanchez]] is one of [[{{Franchise/BackToTheFuture}} Doc Brown]].* ForcedMeme: Jerk will take any excuse to whip out "[[ChristopherWalken That day...]] [[TheCountryBears is TONIGHT!]]"** In Part 3 of the ''Back To The Future: The Ride'' review, once the Delorean lands in the Ice Age, the NostalgiaCritic is concerned that Jerk didn't make an allusion to the [[MemeticMutation constantly memed dialogue from]] ''Film/SuburbanCommando'' that Christopher Lloyd is known for saying. [[note]] I WAS FROZEN TODAY!! [[/note]] Luckily, it ''does'' makes an appearance later on during the "Show Us Your Doc" montage in that episode. '''BY. THREE. DOCS.''' Followed by, [[CaptainObvious of course]], a {{Disney/Frozen}} reference.* {{Foreshadowing}}:** Tony's parody songwriting past and skills are referenced in the Florida, Halloween, and Small World Part One episodes, leading up to [[spoiler: the Small World finale.]]** In the same video, when introducing his uncle Paul, he makes a LongList of everything that Paul has complained about this trip, including the lyrics of "[[Music/WeirdAlYankovic Skipper Dan]]". Later, in the first season outtakes video, Jerk [[TheCastShowoff performs the song live]].* FreezeFrameBonus: Frequently displays funny text for less than a second.** In the ''Haunted Mansion'' crossover review, he actually goes to the trouble of writing stuff under a newspaper headline for a joke. First, he just pastes the Ghost Host's narration from the ride, then he makes a Creator/DonaldTrump joke, then he mocks the main character's business's name,''then'' he [[TakeThatAudience criticizes the viewer for reading that far]], '''''then''''' he says he's [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere going to just paste the lyrics]] to the ''ChipNDaleRescueRangers'' theme song (and does before he's cut off).* GagDub: He did one for his own Halloween special.* GeniusBonus: In the ''Simpsons Ride'' review, he compares Disneyland and Universal Studios to Molly Ringwald and Ally Sheedy's characters (respectively) in ''TheBreakfastClub''. What studio released ''The Breakfast Club'' in 1985? Universal.* GoldenSnitch: Parodied with the last question of "Is It Still There" (California Adventure edition) being worth 100 points to the 10 and 20 of the first two.* GuiltyPleasures: Averted. He stands by his love for Maelstrom, "no matter how much my friends hate it."* HeroicBSOD: After finding out that the animal characters in the Disney parks are actually people in suits in "ABC Goes to Disneyland", Jerk goes through this.* HookersAndBlow: Honey in ''TheCountryBears'' is a [[DrunkOnMilk G-rated replacement.]]* {{Hypocrite}}: How he depicts Randy Moore, who criticizes the Disney parks for being fake and manufactured while using a fake and exaggerated depiction of the parks in his movie.** Also the producers of ''Film/EscapeFromTomorrow'', who made a copyright infringement claim on his review of the movie, specifically of the scene shot on the "It's a Small World" ride. ''That'' takes chutzpah * ImNotAHeroIm: "I'm not a hero, I'm just a guy who likes to say he's not a hero."* ItWillNeverCatchOn: Wealthy Businessman's reaction to all of Walt Disney's ideas.* IWantYouToMeetAnOldFriendOfMine: After his HeroicBSOD at the end of season two, Jerk gets a visit from Music/TheGreatLukeSki.* {{Jerkass}}: Come on, if you watch a guy named "Some Jerk With A Camera", then don't expect him to be kind.* JewishComplaining:** In the "Small World" video, the Jerk's uncle Paul is apparently a seasoned hater and gives the Jerk some tips.** Referenced in the EPCOT video: "If you kvetch long enough, things will happen to you!"* JumpScare:** "Maybe they should have done [the bears outside Rushin' River Outfitters] in CGI. Even that would have been better than..." (the poster from ''Film/YogiBear'' suddenly flashes on screen with suspenseful music) "...'''GAAAAAAH NO IT WOULDN'T NO IT WOULDN'T NO IT WOULDN'T GET IT OFF THE SCREEN'''!!!"** The abrupt end to the intermission in his EPCOT video.** The sudden appearance of the Horror Guru as he pops into frame during the "Boy Meets World" review, covering any mention of a collaboration between Count Jackula and Jerk.* LargeHam:** The All-Being.** Jerk himself often is this.* LimitedWardrobe: Always wears the same black shirt, probably to maintain continuity with his opener and closer.* MidReviewSketchShow: And HOW. [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] in the Halloween special.-->'''Jerk:''' Wow, this might actually be a one-part episode! If I can keep my hilarious digressions to a minimum. Speaking of which, I read the most fascinating article on Lithuania today...* MoneyDearBoy: InUniverse example. "Why in God's Name did ERIC IDLE agree to be part of this--" [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus "There is nothing quite as wonderful as money..."]]* NWordPrivileges: The Jerk (who is Jewish) seems to quite enjoy abusing his own. ** Makes a Holocaust joke in his EPCOT video. Interestingly, he's careful to mention that he is Jewish first.** His very first video ''The Country Bears'' includes one, when claiming Tennessee's trait of being loudly obnoxious makes him a "[[Film/InglouriousBasterds Bear Jew]]".** In "ABC Goes To Disney World", he notes the skyway with Eisner and Mickey has stopped moving, and demands they get it moving again before "Mickey finds out how tasty Jews are". He then hears some munching, and [[Literature/TheDiaryOfAYoungGirl asks who'd like to let him hide in their attic]].** Apparently, there are alternate dimensions with world peace but Jews aren't allowed there. Looks like Creator/MelGibson was right.** Lampshaded in his crossover with ''WebVideo/AnimatedAnalysis''.-->'''Jerk''': You're just jealous because I'm allowed to make Holocaust jokes!-->'''Stephan''': That doesn't matter!-->'''Jerk''': Hey everyone! Stephan just said the Holocaust doesn't matter!* NobodysThatDumb: In the [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks Disney California Adventure]] retrospective, Jerk depicts Buzz Lightyear and Goofy arguing over whether the new park needs their presence or not. -->'''Buzz''': They'll be alright! They have a tractor! -->'''Goofy''': I thought I was supposed to be the idiot... * OurSloganIsTerrible: Star Tours II's slogan for Mos Eisley Cantina. Also, Jerk's own slogans for Detroit, {{Geekvision}}, IMDB, and [[Series/ToCatchAPredator Chris Hansen's]] Decoy Houses.* OverlyLongGag: In "ABC Goes To Disneyland", his take on George Lopez's promotion of the new Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, which eventually forces him into a static loop. Jerk enters Rod Serling-style to comment on this, only to get trapped in the same loop. This happens repeatedly.-->'''Serling!Jerk #3''': A former joke, getting older and less interesting by the second, not worth the time it took me to do this dumb green-screen effect...* OverlyNarrowSuperlative:** Jerk describes ''Film/CaptainEO'' as the greatest short film that Creator/MichaelJackson, Creator/GeorgeLucas, and Creator/FrancisFordCoppola ever collaborated on for the Disney Parks.** In his crossover with WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh, he's described as the greatest white male, Jewish, long-haired, overweight theme park reviewer over thirty in the world.* PaintingTheMedium[=/=]FunWithSubtitles: When mocking the subtitles at the beginning of Film/TheHauntedMansion, Jackula and Horror Guru get trapped behind the comically-large subtitles.* PedoHunt: A RunningGag. The Jerk is repeatedly harassed by [[Series/ToCatchAPredator Chris Hansen]], who often [[MistakenForPedophile misconstrues what he says.]]* PoliticallyCorrectHistory: Jerk, Horror Guru, and Count Jackula mock ''Film/TheHauntedMansion'' for sidestepping the issue of racism in a story centered on the love between a white man and a black woman in 19th century Louisiana.* {{Postmodernism}}: [[DiscussedTrope Discussed]] in his Film/EscapeFromTomorrow. When Jerk brings up that Randy Moore used it to stop people asking questions about his film's plot, Jerk turns on [[MindScrewdriver the Cine-Kyle]] to deliver this jem:-->"Um... Wow. That's just... fucking stupid. Postmodernism is an extremely broad term covering a thousand smaller movements in art, film, literature, architecture, music, and pretty much every other medium, covering such themes as concept over content, deconstruction of narrative and identity, and celebration of intertextuality. It can be applied to everything from Madonna, to Quentin Tarantino, to Adult Swim, to the internet in general, including ''this very web series.'' Using it as [[HandWave an all-purpose explanation for nonsense]] is as cynical a neglection as saying "I'm speaking English and that should explain everything," ''[[PrecisionFStrike you fucker.]]* PrecisionFStrike: At the very end of his ''Film/EscapeFromTomorrow'' vlog-review, after hearing the director compare people visiting Disneyland to lemmings jumping off a cliff.-->'''Jerk''': Fuck you!** Making it even more awesome, he declared his intentions on doing a full review of it afterwards. And [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0bS6658aCI here]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41E3-KSfQ-8 it]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB3qNq89yEw is.]]* PreviouslyOn: Parodied mercilessly in any multiple-part video he does.* ProductPlacement: Frequently parodied, including his show's very own ads:-->'''Jerk''': One of these following products causes the same cancer that killed Walt! See if you can guess which one! (''Cue mid-show commercial'')* RightHandCat: Michael Eisner, as portrayed by Jerk, has one as a Bond villain parody, named [[Creator/JeffreyKatzenberg Jeffrey Kittykatzenberg]]. During the DCA review he accidentally tosses it into his fireplace, and in the ''Full House'' review he's forced to eat it.* RunningGag:** Some Jerk's one-off characters have a tendency to suffer cardiac arrest and die once their skits end. Lampshaded in Jerk's "Season 2 Outtakes OUTTAKES!"-->'''Scott Baio''': Oh for God's sake, another heart attack? You know you've done this joke to death! (''collapses'') Literally.** Claiming that one of his advertisers did something terrible. "See if you can guess which one!"** Portraying Mike Eisner as evil, often with an EyepatchOfPower and RightHandCat.** {{Website/IMDB}}: [[RidiculousProcrastinator What you do instead of things!]]** Previously, on ''acid'' / ''The Jerk Jerkman Show'' / ''Some Camera with a Jerk'' / etc.** Recent episodes have the Jerk quoting and poking fun at Buzz Lightyear's lines from a Disneyland California Adventure ad that had been played for a while on Blip at the time.* SelfDeprecation: Frequent, but also referenced at Disney's stake:-->'''Jerk''': Even Disney hates this ride so much they dissed it in one of their biggest movies ever!-->'''Scar''': NO! NO! Anything but that!-->'''Jerk''': AWW SNAP! Disney disses Disney! Take that... Yourselves. Uptop!* ShaggyDogStory: His video on the Walt Disney Family Museum. During his first visit, his camera's battery goes out, forcing him to call off filming that day. The next day the museum is closed, and the day after that he has to return to LA. He's since had to put off covering the museum in the near future.* ShapedLikeItself: Tony calls DCA "the Disney's California Adventure of theme parks".* ShoutOut:** Frequent recipients include Music/WeirdAlYankovic, Creator/MontyPython, ''Series/MrShow'', and ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture''.** The opening to Part 1 of his ''Ride/BackToTheFutureTheRide'' makes fun of the opening to ''Film/BackToTheFuturePartII'' by refilming the opening to his previous episode exactly, expect for Luke Ski's puppet having a cardboard cutout of the head of Elisabeth Shue pasted on, referencing the recast of Jennifer in-between the movies.** In Part 3 of the ''Ride/BackToTheFutureTheRide'' TerribleIntervieweesMontage, one of the Doc Brown impersonators is [[{{WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty}} Rick Sanchez]].* ShownTheirWork: Especially in his DCA and EPCOT videos.* SillyRabbitCynicismIsForLosers: Though he's perfectly willing to [[AffectionateParody affectionately]] mock Disney, he takes this attitude towards works like ''{{Film/Shrek}}'' and ''Film/EscapeFromTomorrow'', which are more negative towards Disney.* SitcomArchNemesis: As of the EPCOT video, [[Series/ToCatchAPredator Chris Hansen]].* StoryArc: His Halloween episode leads right into his Christmas special, which leads right into his ''Star Tours II'' review.* StreisandEffect: InUniverse example. This is what Jerk says would have happened if Disney had attempted to suppress ''Film/EscapeFromTomorrow''.* TakeThat: ** To Chris Hansen who he calls, among other things, "sadistic and crazy."** To Mike Eisner, who he plays as a Bond Villain.** To AynRand in his commentary video for "Thirty Years of EPCOT." In it, he calls her "the most despicable person who never killed anyone." He also describes a libertarian world as one in which poor people are forced to eat each other in his video for the new Star Tours.** His ''The Simpsons Ride'' review slams Universal's lack of identity (most of the licensed properties in its parks are ones it doesn't actually own, and many of the ones it does own are totally unfamiliar to today's kids), ''Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey'' and its "abuse is romantic" message, as well as his irritation at the [[EnsembleDarkhorse Minions]] completely taking over the [[Film/DespicableMe franchise they emerged from]].** His ''Top 11 Florida Attractions Not In California'' video includes a TakeThat to Micechat, a Disney-themed online forum which removed his videos due to profanity.** His tourism [[OurSloganIsTerrible slogan]] for {{UsefulNotes/Detroit}}: ''[[WretchedHive It's a shithole full of people who steal!]]'' Punctuated by a gunshot.** He snuck in a dig at [=GamerGate=] in his ''Back To The Future: The Ride'' review, which is represented as an actual gate where people who insult women on the internet are chained.%%As GamerGate is a touchy subject on this wiki, don't include any further elaboration on the example; only what Jerk's show depicts in-universe.%%* TheOneThingIDontHateAboutYou: In the review of ''Film/TheHauntedMansion'', Jackula hates the movie but loves the set design and the zombie costumes.* ThoseTwoGuys: MikeyInsanity and TheRosenHacker occasionally fit the bill.--> '''Rosen''': Did you hear something?--> '''Mikey''': Who cares? I'm on vacation!* TopTenList: He has several Top Eleven lists, each with a parody of WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic's appropriate catchphrase.** Florida attractions not in California (with bonus updated list several years later when it was posted on Channel Awesome)** Comic Book Jerk's list of nitpicks about The Simpsons Ride* UncannyValley: His opinion of the bears in ''Film/TheCountryBears''. They look "just real enough to look totally fake. And kind of scary."* UnusuallyUninterestingSight: Inverted during Jerk's review of ''Full House's'' Disney World episode; he's surprised at how amazed D.J., Stephanie, Michelle, and Kimmy are at the sight of Main Street, pointing out that it's no different from Disneyland's. This leads him to believe the Tanners have ''never gone to Disneyland'', which he finds baffling since they 1.) live in California, and 2.) are clearly wealthy enough to afford at least one trip to the park. He ends up calling Child Services to file a report on (fictional) child abuse on their behalf, only to be put on hold.* WaxingLyrical: At the beginning of part 2 of the EPCOT retrospective, the variation of [[OnceAnEpisode "And now..."]] is [[{{Music/Asia}} "And now, you find yourself in '82."]]* WeirdAlEffect: [[invoked]] Jerk thinks that Michael Jackson ripped off a bunch of Weird Al songs.* WildMassGuessing: [[invoked]] In the new (Channel Awesome) opening, he talks about how ''Film/CaptainEO'' was revamped into a theater for new Disney movies. He then starts to draw comparisons between ''Captain EO'' and ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy'', realizing that Captain EO is Starlord's father.* YouAreFat: Some Jerk's rant against test seats that don't allow for fat people. 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Washington Redskins CB Bashaud Breeland (ankle), OG Shawn Lauvao (ankle) CB Dashaun Phillips (and CB Josh Norman (illness) did not practice. LB Trent Murphy (elbow, shoulder), DE Kendall Reyes (groin) and OT Trent Williams (knee) were limited. S Deshazor Everett (knee) and OT Ty Nsekhe (foot) participated fully.
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New York Giants WR Odell Beckham Jr. will be shadowed by Washington Redskins CB Josh Norman, except in the slot, in Week 3.
Fantasy Tip: OBJ and Norman have exchanged barbs on social media since their confrontation last season. Beckham is a legit WR1 candidate, when healthy, every week. This week is no different.
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Washington Redskins CB Josh Norman said he has a good understanding of the team's defense and likes that he will be given a little more freedom on the field under defensive coordinator Joe Barry.
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Washington Redskins CB Josh Norman said there are similarities between the Redskins' defense and his former team, the Carolina Panthers' defense. Norman added that Washington gives their cornerbacks a little more freedom on the outside compared to Carolina.
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Washington Redskins CB Josh Norman reportedly contacted team officials of the Carolina Panthers Wednesday, April 20, in an attempt to sign his franchise tag, according to a league source with knowledge of the situation. It was too late, as the team had already notified the league it was rescinding his tag.
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New Orleans Saints QB Drew Brees was willing to amend his contract in order to acquire Washington Redskins CB Josh Norman.
Fantasy Tip: Brees is at the point in his career where he'll really do anything just to give the Saints the best chance to pursue a championship. Defense could be a big issue for New Orleans again in 2016, but that only means that Brees will likely still be passing frequently. He's a top QB1 again this season.
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A forester once told me that you know a drought is severe if you see Red Cedar trees dying. All around the county, you can see Cedars in tree rows and windbreaks dead and brown. If you are looking to replace your tree row, The Kansas Forest Service offers low-cost tree and shrub seedlings for use in conservation plantings. Plants are one to two years old and sizes vary from 5 to 18 inches, depending on species. Orders are accepted from now through the first full week in May each year, but order early to insure receiving the items you ...
Last week's column briefly discussed some of the reasons for the large changes in agriculture over the last century. Drivers for change included two World Wars, the Great Depression, economic conditions after WWII, and the Federal Government. One reader pointed out that the column almost painted war as a good thing for agriculture. That wasn't the intent. The fact is the driver for change and the development of new techniques and technologies is typically an event or events forcing and accelerating change. Now, how did events change farming over the last century.
Many authors have documented the rise and fall of civilizations throughout time. Reasons for this rollercoaster effect are numerous-from human-influenced changes such as conquest, culture or religion, to events that occur in the natural environment including changes in climate or the presence of natural resources, such as soil.
Under a bright blue, fall Oklahoma sky in a serene setting, cattle are doing what cattle do – quietly moving through a pasture looking for the next best thing to eat. As they graze, instruments are recording how much methane they are producing.
The good news is, Kansas consumers spend $7.2 billion on food each year. The bad news is, $6.5 billion of it comes from beyond the state's borders, obesity is on the rise, 56 percent of Kansas farmers require secondary income and only eight percent of Kansans have healthy diets, according to a 2010 survey by the Kansas Health Institute.
While food safety will always be the cornerstone of our production process, allegiance is making inroads into why and where consumers buy their products.
The U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) is publishing a rule that outlines how it will improve the Environmental Quality Incentives Program (EQIP), one of USDA's largest conservation programs. The interim final rule includes program changes authorized by Congress in the 2014 Farm Bill.
Although women represented only 28 percent of Kansas farmers in 2012 and the number of farmers is declining overall, women are ramping-up their involvement in several of the state's less common forms of agriculture. The Kansas Rural Center is one organization in Kansas that continues to advance programs to better serve the needs of this historically underserved population.
We all know a century is a long time. In U.S. agriculture the changes make it seem more like a millennium. We are aware of the obvious changes in crops, crop yields, machinery and technology, demographics, and globalization. But where and why did those changes happen and how have these changes changed, or not changed, what a farmer has become?
Record crops and low prices have farmers embracing change in 2015, with acreage shifts continuing to move fields from corn to soybeans, according to the latest Farm Futures survey.
Well, 2015 is starting out as busy as 2014 ended! I have several more upcoming programs to tell you all about in Agriculture and Horticulture. As always, you can contact me at the Extension Office for more information about these exciting opportunities coming your way!
Before we all become buried in the new year, let's look at this new beginning with a bit of humor. Plenty of people trot out their lists of resolutions. Often, such lists are as long as their arms and last as long as their pinky.
As the holiday season comes to an end, so does the entry period for the 2015 National Festival of Breads. The festival, sponsored by King Arthur Flour, Red Star Yeast and Kansas Wheat, is a national amateur bread baking competition that hundreds of bakers enter. The entry deadline for this year's competition is January 16, 2015.
Kansas Farm Bureau (KFB) and the Kansas Foundation for Agriculture in the Classroom (KFAC) will host the eighth annual Be Ag-Wise professional development workshops early next year.
Happy New Year to everybody. 2014 is history and 2015 is officially here. The last year was interesting to say the least for crop and livestock producers. The drought, record high prices for protein (beef, pork, and poultry), significant declines in crop prices, record corn yields, and steep declines in fuel prices. The natural question then is what does 2015 have in store for agriculture? This list is in no particular order and accurately seeing into the future is tricky at best.
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CHICAGO – The writing on "My Boys" can still be overly self-aware of its perceived cleverness but the ensemble has developed to such an extent that they've reached level of talent that can overcome the occasional weak punchline or false character moment.
Interview: 'My Boys' Stars Michael Bunin, Kyle Howard, Reid Scott Kick Off Season Two on TBSSubmitted by HollywoodChicago.com on June 30, 2008 - 2:31am
CHICAGO – "My Boys," which is a set-in-Chicago television comedy series on TBS, recently began its second season. The popular comedy stars Jordana Spiro as P.J. Franklin. She's a Chicago Sun-Times sports writer who filters her life through bonding with her male buddies.
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Director: Robert Wise | Stars: Julie Andrews, Christopher Plummer, Eleanor Parker, Richard Haydn
Votes: 149,746 | Gross: $163.21M
9. Bad Moms (2016)
R | 100 min | Comedy
When three overworked and under-appreciated moms are pushed beyond their limits, they ditch their conventional responsibilities for a jolt of long overdue freedom, fun, and comedic self-indulgence.
Directors: Jon Lucas, Scott Moore | Stars: Mila Kunis, Kathryn Hahn, Kristen Bell, Christina Applegate
Votes: 14,687 | Gross: $111.67M
10. Nerve (2016)
PG-13 | 96 min | Adventure, Crime, Thriller
A high school senior finds herself immersed in an online game of truth or dare, where her every move starts to become manipulated by an anonymous community of "watchers."
Directors: Henry Joost, Ariel Schulman | Stars: Emma Roberts, Dave Franco, Emily Meade, Miles Heizer
Votes: 14,854 | Gross: $38.47M
11. Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising (2016)
R | 92 min | Comedy
When their new next-door neighbors turn out to be a sorority even more debaucherous than the fraternity previously living there, Mac and Kelly team with their former enemy, Teddy, to bring the girls down.
Director: Nicholas Stoller | Stars: Seth Rogen, Rose Byrne, Zac Efron, Chloë Grace Moretz
Votes: 48,656 | Gross: $55.29M
12. Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
R | 97 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
A British woman is determined to improve herself while she looks for love in a year in which she keeps a personal diary.
Director: Sharon Maguire | Stars: Renée Zellweger, Colin Firth, Hugh Grant, Gemma Jones
Votes: 174,715 | Gross: $71.50M
13. The Finest Hours (2016)
PG-13 | 117 min | Action, Drama, History
The Coast Guard makes a daring rescue attempt off the coast of Cape Cod after a pair of oil tankers are destroyed during a blizzard in 1952.
Director: Craig Gillespie | Stars: Chris Pine, Casey Affleck, Ben Foster, Eric Bana
Votes: 31,625 | Gross: $27.55M
14. The Dark Knight (2008)
PG-13 | 152 min | Action, Crime, Drama
When the menace known as the Joker wreaks havoc and chaos on the people of Gotham, the caped crusader must come to terms with one of the greatest psychological tests of his ability to fight injustice.
Director: Christopher Nolan | Stars: Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Aaron Eckhart, Michael Caine
Votes: 1,697,580 | Gross: $533.32M
15. The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
PG-13 | 164 min | Action, Thriller
Eight years after the Joker's reign of anarchy, the Dark Knight, with the help of the enigmatic Catwoman, is forced from his imposed exile to save Gotham City, now on the edge of total annihilation, from the brutal guerrilla terrorist Bane.
Director: Christopher Nolan | Stars: Christian Bale, Tom Hardy, Anne Hathaway, Gary Oldman
Votes: 1,159,057 | Gross: $448.13M
16. The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
R | 180 min | Biography, Comedy, Crime
Based on the true story of Jordan Belfort, from his rise to a wealthy stock-broker living the high life to his fall involving crime, corruption and the federal government.
Director: Martin Scorsese | Stars: Leonardo DiCaprio, Jonah Hill, Margot Robbie, Matthew McConaughey
Votes: 796,001 | Gross: $116.87M
17. Gossip Girl (2007–2012)
TV-14 | 42 min | Drama, Romance
Privileged teens living on the Upper East Side of New York can hide no secret from the ruthless blogger who is always watching.
Stars: Blake Lively, Leighton Meester, Penn Badgley, Ed Westwick
Votes: 117,450
18. Florence Foster Jenkins (2016)
PG-13 | 111 min | Biography, Comedy, Drama
The story of Florence Foster Jenkins, a New York heiress who dreamed of becoming an opera singer, despite having a terrible singing voice.
Director: Stephen Frears | Stars: Meryl Streep, Hugh Grant, Simon Helberg, Rebecca Ferguson
Votes: 9,304 | Gross: $26.95M
19. Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
PG-13 | 141 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
When Tony Stark and Bruce Banner try to jump-start a dormant peacekeeping program called Ultron, things go horribly wrong and it's up to Earth's Mightiest Heroes to stop the villainous Ultron from enacting his terrible plans.
Director: Joss Whedon | Stars: Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth
Votes: 473,441 | Gross: $458.99M
20. Gone Girl (2014)
R | 149 min | Crime, Drama, Mystery
With his wife's disappearance having become the focus of an intense media circus, a man sees the spotlight turned on him when it's suspected that he may not be innocent.
Director: David Fincher | Stars: Ben Affleck, Rosamund Pike, Neil Patrick Harris, Tyler Perry
Votes: 581,653 | Gross: $167.74M
21. Titanic (1997)
PG-13 | 194 min | Drama, Romance
A seventeen-year-old aristocrat falls in love with a kind but poor artist aboard the luxurious, ill-fated R.M.S. Titanic.
Director: James Cameron | Stars: Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet, Billy Zane, Kathy Bates
Votes: 801,716 | Gross: $658.67M
22. The Danish Girl (2015)
R | 119 min | Biography, Drama, Romance
A fictitious love story loosely inspired by the lives of Danish artists Lili Elbe and Gerda Wegener. Lili and Gerda's marriage and work evolve as they navigate Lili's groundbreaking journey as a transgender pioneer.
Director: Tom Hooper | Stars: Eddie Redmayne, Alicia Vikander, Amber Heard, Ben Whishaw
Votes: 88,502 | Gross: $12.71M
23. The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
PG-13 | 116 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
In the early 1960s, CIA agent Napoleon Solo and KGB operative Illya Kuryakin participate in a joint mission against a mysterious criminal organization, which is working to proliferate nuclear weapons.
Director: Guy Ritchie | Stars: Henry Cavill, Armie Hammer, Alicia Vikander, Elizabeth Debicki
Votes: 182,989 | Gross: $45.43M
24. Legend (I) (2015)
R | 132 min | Biography, Crime, Drama
Identical twin gangsters Ronald and Reginald Kray terrorize London during the 1960s.
Director: Brian Helgeland | Stars: Tom Hardy, Emily Browning, Taron Egerton, Paul Anderson
Votes: 92,281 | Gross: $1.87M
25. Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
PG-13 | 120 min | Action, Comedy, Crime
A bored married couple is surprised to learn that they are both assassins hired by competing agencies to kill each other.
Director: Doug Liman | Stars: Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Adam Brody, Vince Vaughn
Votes: 352,982 | Gross: $186.34M
26. The 5th Wave (2016)
PG-13 | 112 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
Four waves of increasingly deadly alien attacks have left most of Earth decimated. Cassie is on the run, desperately trying to save her younger brother.
Director: J Blakeson | Stars: Chloë Grace Moretz, Matthew Zuk, Gabriela Lopez, Bailey Anne Borders
Votes: 60,526 | Gross: $34.91M
27. Ant-Man (2015)
PG-13 | 117 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
Armed with a super-suit with the astonishing ability to shrink in scale but increase in strength, cat burglar Scott Lang must embrace his inner hero and help his mentor, Dr. Hank Pym, plan and pull off a heist that will save the world.
Director: Peyton Reed | Stars: Paul Rudd, Michael Douglas, Corey Stoll, Evangeline Lilly
Votes: 325,214 | Gross: $180.19M
28. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
PG-13 | 178 min | Action, Adventure, Drama
A meek Hobbit from the Shire and eight companions set out on a journey to destroy the powerful One Ring and save Middle Earth from the Dark Lord Sauron.
Director: Peter Jackson | Stars: Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen, Orlando Bloom, Sean Bean
Votes: 1,252,501 | Gross: $313.84M
29. Furious 7 (2015)
PG-13 | 137 min | Action, Crime, Thriller
Deckard Shaw seeks revenge against Dominic Toretto and his family for his comatose brother.
Director: James Wan | Stars: Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Dwayne Johnson, Jason Statham
Votes: 282,203 | Gross: $350.03M
30. Straight Outta Compton (2015)
R | 147 min | Biography, Crime, Drama
The group NWA emerges from the mean streets of Compton in Los Angeles, California, in the mid-1980s and revolutionizes Hip Hop culture with their music and tales about life in the hood.
Director: F. Gary Gray | Stars: O'Shea Jackson Jr., Corey Hawkins, Jason Mitchell, Neil Brown Jr.
Votes: 124,746 | Gross: $161.03M
31. Point Break (2015)
PG-13 | 114 min | Action, Crime, Sport
A young FBI agent infiltrates an extraordinary team of extreme sports athletes he suspects of masterminding a string of unprecedented, sophisticated corporate heists.
Director: Ericson Core | Stars: Edgar Ramírez, Luke Bracey, Ray Winstone, Teresa Palmer
Votes: 37,329 | Gross: $28.77M
32. Dirty Grandpa (2016)
R | 102 min | Comedy
Right before his wedding, an uptight guy is tricked into driving his grandfather, a lecherous former Army Lieutenant-Colonel, to Florida for spring break.
Director: Dan Mazer | Stars: Robert De Niro, Zac Efron, Zoey Deutch, Aubrey Plaza
Votes: 55,648 | Gross: $35.54M
33. Cinderella (I) (2015)
PG | 105 min | Drama, Family, Fantasy
When her father unexpectedly passes away, young Ella finds herself at the mercy of her cruel stepmother and her scheming step-sisters. Never one to give up hope, Ella's fortunes begin to change after meeting a dashing stranger.
Director: Kenneth Branagh | Stars: Lily James, Cate Blanchett, Richard Madden, Helena Bonham Carter
Votes: 106,106 | Gross: $201.15M
34. Everybody Wants Some!! (2016)
R | 117 min | Comedy
A group of college baseball players navigate their way through the freedoms and responsibilities of unsupervised adulthood.
Director: Richard Linklater | Stars: Blake Jenner, Tyler Hoechlin, Ryan Guzman, Zoey Deutch
Votes: 21,965 | Gross: $3.37M
35. Aquarius (2015– )
TV-14 | 42 min | Crime, Drama, Thriller
A gritty 1960s cop drama about LAPD detective Sam Hodiak and his trainee, who must deal with gangs, brutal crimes, changing times, family crises and unhinged manipulative small-time crook Charles Manson, who's slowly building his cult.
Stars: David Duchovny, Grey Damon, Gethin Anthony, Emma Dumont
Votes: 7,152
36. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
R | 108 min | Drama, Fantasy, Romance
When their relationship turns sour, a couple undergoes a procedure to have each other erased from their memories. But it is only through the process of loss that they discover what they had to begin with.
Director: Michel Gondry | Stars: Jim Carrey, Kate Winslet, Tom Wilkinson, Gerry Robert Byrne
Votes: 675,763 | Gross: $34.13M
37. Sky High (2005)
PG | 100 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family
Set in an era where superheroes are commonly known and accepted, young William Stronghold, the son of the Commander and Jetstream, tries to find a balance between being a normal teenager and an extraordinary being.
Director: Mike Mitchell | Stars: Kurt Russell, Kelly Preston, Michael Angarano, Danielle Panabaker
Votes: 61,935 | Gross: $63.94M
38. American Pie (1999)
R | 95 min | Comedy
Four teenage boys enter a pact to lose their virginity by prom night.
Directors: Paul Weitz, Chris Weitz | Stars: Jason Biggs, Chris Klein, Thomas Ian Nicholas, Alyson Hannigan
Votes: 317,612 | Gross: $101.74M
39. Mean Girls (2004)
PG-13 | 97 min | Comedy
Cady Heron is a hit with The Plastics, the A-list girl clique at her new school, until she makes the mistake of falling for Aaron Samuels, the ex-boyfriend of alpha Plastic Regina George.
Director: Mark Waters | Stars: Lindsay Lohan, Jonathan Bennett, Rachel McAdams, Tina Fey
Votes: 249,078 | Gross: $86.05M
40. Anthropoid (2016)
R | 120 min | Biography, History, Thriller
Based on the extraordinary true story of Operation Anthropoid, the WWII mission to assassinate SS General Reinhard Heydrich, the main architect behind the Final Solution and the Reich's third in command after Hitler and Himmler.
Director: Sean Ellis | Stars: Jamie Dornan, Cillian Murphy, Brian Caspe, Karel Hermánek Jr.
Votes: 1,949 | Gross: $2.96M
41. Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (2015)
R | 93 min | Action, Comedy, Horror
Three scouts, on the eve of their last camp-out, discover the true meaning of friendship when they attempt to save their town from a zombie outbreak.
Director: Christopher Landon | Stars: Tye Sheridan, Logan Miller, Joey Morgan, Sarah Dumont
Votes: 26,757 | Gross: $3.64M
42. Dazed and Confused (1993)
R | 102 min | Comedy
The adventures of high school and junior high students on the last day of school in May 1976.
Director: Richard Linklater | Stars: Jason London, Wiley Wiggins, Matthew McConaughey, Rory Cochrane
Votes: 121,874 | Gross: $7.99M
43. Neighbors (I) (2014)
R | 97 min | Comedy
After they are forced to live next to a fraternity house, a couple with a newborn baby do whatever they can to take them down.
Director: Nicholas Stoller | Stars: Seth Rogen, Rose Byrne, Zac Efron, Lisa Kudrow
Votes: 222,020 | Gross: $150.06M
44. Batman Begins (2005)
PG-13 | 140 min | Action, Adventure
After training with his mentor, Batman begins his fight to free crime-ridden Gotham City from the corruption that Scarecrow and the League of Shadows have cast upon it.
Director: Christopher Nolan | Stars: Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Ken Watanabe, Liam Neeson
Votes: 993,798 | Gross: $205.34M
45. The Great Gatsby (2013)
PG-13 | 143 min | Drama, Romance
A writer and wall street trader, Nick, finds himself drawn to the past and lifestyle of his millionaire neighbor, Jay Gatsby.
Director: Baz Luhrmann | Stars: Leonardo DiCaprio, Carey Mulligan, Joel Edgerton, Tobey Maguire
Votes: 366,988 | Gross: $144.81M
46. Donnie Darko (2001)
R | 113 min | Drama, Sci-Fi, Thriller
A troubled teenager is plagued by visions of a large bunny rabbit that manipulates him to commit a series of crimes, after narrowly escaping a bizarre accident.
Director: Richard Kelly | Stars: Jake Gyllenhaal, Jena Malone, Mary McDonnell, Holmes Osborne
Votes: 587,387 | Gross: $0.73M
47. The Godfather: Part II (1974)
R | 202 min | Crime, Drama
The early life and career of Vito Corleone in 1920s New York is portrayed while his son, Michael, expands and tightens his grip on his crime syndicate stretching from Lake Tahoe, Nevada to pre-revolution 1958 Cuba.
Director: Francis Ford Coppola | Stars: Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Robert Duvall, Diane Keaton
Votes: 801,072 | Gross: $57.30M
48. City of God (2002)
R | 130 min | Crime, Drama
Two boys growing up in a violent neighborhood of Rio de Janeiro take different paths: one becomes a photographer, the other a drug dealer.
Directors: Fernando Meirelles, Kátia Lund | Stars: Alexandre Rodrigues, Matheus Nachtergaele, Leandro Firmino, Phellipe Haagensen
Votes: 539,243 | Gross: $7.56M
49. Spy (2015)
R | 119 min | Action, Comedy, Crime
A desk-bound CIA analyst volunteers to go undercover to infiltrate the world of a deadly arms dealer, and prevent diabolical global disaster.
Director: Paul Feig | Stars: Melissa McCarthy, Rose Byrne, Jude Law, Jason Statham
Votes: 174,175 | Gross: $110.82M
50. Christine (I) (2016)
R | 115 min | Biography, Drama
The story of 1970s TV reporter Christine Chubbuck.
Director: Antonio Campos | Stars: Rebecca Hall, Michael C. Hall, Tracy Letts, Timothy Simons
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It appears that the reversal process on it's Seaway pipeline has run past the completion date, it was initially supposed to take 2 weeks and now after 15 days it's still not happening, this is a problem. This is the reversal that the folks at Cushing have been promoting as a relief valve of sorts for the supply gluts from up north. Another contributing factor to the price decline for sure.
The oil has arrived.
The previous reversal step was pumping out the inventory; this was completed. I "assume" the problems pumping the "new oil" are not severe. And have confidence in the engineers, mechanics , and welders.PeterRetired Chemical Engineer
Well said !!!
A good deal of the participants on this board need to grow up.1 star is for awful posts not related to EPD... (yeah I 5 starred it so it would appear again)The Above post is not only relevant... its a fair and stimulating discussionYet cheerleaders want to hide the topic because it may not reflect well on EPD... thats B SThose that engage in this practice engage in a form of censorship and I don't care what your political views are its a disgusting practiceFar too many Americans have given their lives to protect freedoms such as free uncensored speech... and too many of you are way too quick to engage in censorship because someone might have said something that could affect their pocketbookLet me tell you no post here will ever affect the value of EPDThe only thing posts here can do is provide information and discussionIts a sick practice... and those who engage in it know who you are and are anonymous but you do have to look in the mirror every day and see the reflection of the likes of Joseph Stalin
The delay for Seaway had and will have going forward little effect on EPD. EPD is a multi billion $$ company and Seaway is a very small piece of the whole.I agree rating the comment 1 star is not probably appropriate, howver, posts here do indeed effect the prices of MLPs such as EPD when it started. A couple thousand units 15 years ago moved EPD up or down.MPLs have been out of favor and the market moves down fo0rced some margin calls and sales by CEFs to fund sales. The pedulum swings and usually a bit too far in both directions.Just my thoughts, ARB
First of all I should state that I am a stockholder in EPD, and have been for over 2 yrs. Secondly I have no agenda, politically or otherwise. Third I have found, when doing research, that it is necessary to read everything possible, whether it is favorable or not, when trying to figure out any perceived problem with one of my holdings. Finally I am definitely in favor of responsible energy production, and believe it is mandatory for the future of this country. I appreciate your comments, but my only purpose here is to stimulate conversation concerning this company.
Thank you mktplyr for one of the best posts I've seen on this board in quite a while! Meanwhile it's a joy to see EPD shares getting a much needed boost today.


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The Fashion Marketing and Communication - Academic Year focuses on two of the main factors that determine whether brands that compete in the Fashion system will be successful or not. It aims at training professionals to create and manage integrated promotion strategies, seek external relations with other professional figures working in the field, monitor advertising campaigns, maintain relations with the media and organise events and runway shows. The course is held in partnership with Luisaviaroma, one of the best Italian e-commerce websites for luxury fashion world wide.
The Fashion Marketing and Communication - Academic Year program is aimed at young professionals that wish to improve their competitiveness or change their professional direction; students who wish to gain the basis of Communication and Marketing in the Fashion field both for a continuing education or for entering the working world; and Fashion, Communication or Marketing students who wish to explore the specifics of the Fashion world in their chosen field of study.
At the conclusion of the year-long program participants have the possibility of requesting a 3 to 6 months internship in a fashion company. The Academic Year has a rolling enrolment policy that allows participants that enrol by december 31st are eligible for a 10% discount on the tuition fee.
Florence is the focal point of the Italian renaissance and home to an incredible cultural, artistic and architectural patrimony. These proud traditions are still part of the economic and creative fabric and are a fundamental component of the curriculum. This is why Florence offers, more than other art cities, a unique inspirational patrimony of artistic and cultural heritage that serves as the backdrop to the Academic year program.
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Within the last editions of the Academic years collaborations have included companies such as: Luisaviaroma.com, Fendi, Guess Europe, Emilio Pucci, Emilio Cavallini, Gold, Targetti, Elisabetta Franchi, Calvin Klein underwear, Versace, The Mall, I Gigli, and many others.
The Academic Year in Fashion Marketing and Communication is structured as a transversal and focused program that is developed through courses that aim at preparing participants to work in the fashion world. This is achieved during classes and special projects where participants will be working alongside real companies and professional figures, face real issues and improve their problem solving and analysis skills. Academic Years also give a solid basis for participants who wish to further their education. The first part of the program introduces the Communication subjects and focuses in particular on the specific topics of pertinence to the Fashion sector in terms of communicative image and public relations.
These courses aim at providing the transversal and multi-faceted approach necessary to successfully navigate and communicate in the Fashion system, including specific courses on the basics of Fashion Communication, New Media (Digital Communication- focusing on fashion blogging) and Event Planning. The Social Media aspect is enhanced by the partnership with Luisaviaroma and the avant-garde solutions that Florentine artisans are requesting to remain competitive in a world wide market.
The Marketing courses develop further the themes dealt with in the first part of the program which involve the understanding of the commercial and industrial processes of the Fashion industry, including visual merchandising, business plans, pricing and strategic planning through traditional and new media.
The IED has a long and outstanding tradition in the training of profiles for Fashion Design & Management and through the years has developed several contacts and projects with main companies in the Fashion field. This gives participants the added advantage of working alongside professionals and companies during the year and of creating innovative and competitive projects that help participants understand the real issues of the fashion world and improve their team working and creative problem solving skills.
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Classic Nantucket-Style Grilled Fish Steaks
Total Time
Prep 5 mins
Cook 10 mins
This is a simple recipe that shows off the freshest of fish beautifully. I have also used halibut filllets and the mayonnaise keeps the fish really moist. I got this from epicurious.
Ingredients Nutrition
- 4 (10 ounce) yellowfin tuna steaks or 4 (10 ounce) halibut steaks or 4 (10 ounce) swordfish steaks or 4 (10 ounce) sea bass steaks, about 10 ounces each, 1 inch thick
- 1⁄2 cup mayonnaise
- kosher salt
- fresh ground pepper
- lemon wedge (optional)
- Build a charcoal fire or preheat a gas grill.
- Coat the steaks on both sides with mayonnaise. Season to taste with salt and pepper.
- Place the fish on the cooking grate over direct medium heat. Cover and cook, turning once halfway through the cooking time, until the fish is opaque but still moist in the center, about 10 minutes.
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Don't Let the Perfect Be the Enemy of the Good on Immigration
As the Senate resumes its debate on the immigration bill, we face what may well be the last clear chance to pass bipartisan immigration reform for many years.
Whatever your particular focus within the bill, the text before the Senate, from a liberal perspective, is far from perfect. Those to be legalized face a long process, heavy fines, and a trip home before they can become citizens. The due process rights of those threatened with deportation or those denied the right to apply for asylum leave much to be desired. Procedures for checking whether a worker is legal could lead to many legal workers being denied employment and lead good faith employers to break the law. Guest workers have no path to citizenship and cannot remain indefinitely in the United States.
Notwithstanding all of this, I do not think the choice that liberal senators will face at the end of the week about whether or not to vote for the bill is even close. Assuming that the bill does not get worse in critical ways, and even assuming it does not get better, a vote for cloture and then for final passage is the only sensible option.
One simple matter: there will be an opportunity to improve the bill when the House takes it up and again in the conference between the two houses. Only when confronted with a final conference text does the final decision need to be made. Until that final moment, there is every reason to keep the process moving.
Moreover, it may be that the Senate bill is the best we can get. If so, there are strong arguments for going along with it.
The most important reason is that from the moment the bill is signed, most undocumented workers in the United States will be safe from deportation and able to work legally. They will be on a path to legalization and citizenship which is far too long and too costly, but nevertheless, it will permit most undocumented workers to eventually gain citizenship and bring in close family relatives. In addition, guest workers will have greater protections than undocumented workers now have.
Finally, the bill is very unlikely to get better. Indeed, if Congress does not enact immigration reform legislation this year, it is likely to be a decade or more before it is possible. In deciding what to do, we need to keep that possibility clearly in mind.
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