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Your own personal studio drummer, anytime you're ready to record.
Want a quick and effective way to get top quality; professional drum tracks in your music without the need to book expensive time in a recording studio that can accommodate a full drum set? Then EZdrummer 2 from Toontracks is the ideal solution for you. Already one of the top-selling, best-performing virtual drum studios, Toontrack has been completely overhauled to provide you with this current edition. EZdrummer 2 is a completely redesigned program, including a host of groundbreaking songwriting tools, new drum and percussion sounds, improved audio engine and much, much more.
EZdrummer 2 introduces several features when working with MIDI drum grooves. All new functionality is applicable on the new content as well as any previously installed Toontrack MIDI. Get the groove you are looking for - quick, easy and to the tee.
GROOVE LIBRARY: The EZdrummer 2 groove library is conveniently organized in a ballad, halftime, mid-tempo and up-tempo structure and covers swing and/or straight variations in a number of styles and time signatures.
TAP2FIND: Tap your desired rhythm directly in the interface or use a MIDI controller. EZdrummer 2 will auto-quantize your beat and list the all grooves in order of closest match.
FILTERS: Find your grooves manually but let EZdrummer 2 narrow your search down to a specific library, genre or play style - just to name a few options.
BROWSER: The traditional EZdrummer view, displaying all your previously installed Toontrack MIDI.
RECORD: Use an e-kit or any controller to record MIDI straight into EZdrummer 2.From there you'll have endless options to customize or refine your performance.
When you have your basic idea down or found the groove you want to base your song around, EZdrummer 2 introduces several features that lets you finish your entire track without leaving the program. No more dragging and dropping to your DAW - it all happens in EZdrummer 2.
SONG CREATOR: Drop your groove into the MIDI drop zone and EZdrummer 2 will conveniently list all grooves and fills with a similar feel and style. From there, simply drag and drop to build your track or let EZdrummer 2 lay out a complete song from one of its templates.
SONG TRACK: Drag and drop any MIDI in the browser directly to the timeline to build your song. Cut blocks, copy and paste other MIDI, add fills, auto-quantize - just to name a few options.
EXPORT: Drag your entire song to your desktop or DAW. EZdrummer 2 also allows you to render any MIDI directly to audio.
EZdrummer 2 comes with a host of new, groundbreaking features centered on getting a personalized drum track quicker than ever before. In fact, for the first time ever in a drum software setting, the user can now "communicate" with the drummer - in real-time.
POWER HAND: Drag to any drum or cymbal to instantaneously change the leading instrument - while your groove is playing.
AMOUNT: Control the amount of hits on a single drum or the whole kit - live, in real-time. This feature is based on an algorithm that calculates the probabilities of where a real drummer would add or remove hits from the groove. This means that changing the amount knob does not arbitrarily add or subtract hits from the groove block, it uses information garnered from several thousand real drum performances. You can even add in instruments that aren't playing in your particular groove by highlighting them and turning the knob.
VELOCITY: Alter the velocity of a single drum or the entire kit. Also based on the same smart algorithm, meaning EZdrummer 2 doesn't just lower overall velocity on random.
PERCUSSION: Add a suitable percussion pattern to any groove on the fly - choose between instant rhythms custom-made for cowbell, snaps, claps, maracas and tambourine. Adjusting the amount knob will change the playing variation instantaneously.
Done with your drum track? With the sounds, features and much improved audio handling in EZdrummer 2, you'll have the creative freedom to customize your final output and have it sounding better than ever before.
NEW AUDIO ENGINE: EZdrummer 2 has a completely remodeled engine under the hood - faster, leaner and producing enhanced end-results in terms of realism and quality.
¢ Real-time sample rate conversion
¢ More individual hits per sample layer
¢ Improved hi-hat transmute
¢ Multiple Hits Emulation (MHE) for smoother sequenced hits
NEW SOUNDS: An all-new sound library featuring a modern and a vintage setup as well as a selection of percussion. In total, five new kits and an array of alternatives for snares, bass drums and cymbals. Recorded by Grammy award-winning engineer Chuck Ainlay (Dire Straits, Dixie Chicks) at Mark Knopfler's British Grove Studios in London, England.
MIX & MATCH: EZdrummer 2 doesn't restrict you to only the sounds available in its core content - it allows for seamless auditioning of any instrument in your previously installed EZdrummer expansion libraries (EZXs). This also of course means you can mix, match and build your own custom kits, directly in EZdrummer 2. All previously released EZX libraries will be optimized for EZdrummer 2 with new graphics and preset content, giving the user a fresh, new creative spin on already installed sounds.
NEW MIXER & EFFECTS: EZdrummer 2 has a completely new mixer and collection of presets, both for the modern and the vintage setup. The preset engine is based around the numerous quality effects in Toontrack's widely acclaimed EZmix 2. Each setting includes a back-end of various signal chains such as compressors, reverbs, delays and EQs. With settings covering anything from classic rock to disco and modern metal, you can instantly call up a starting point for your song and, if you so choose, continue to customize it into something completely new with each preset's unique set of parameters.
- Enhanced songwriting tools
- Updated user interface
- Totally redesigned audio engine
- Upgraded sounds
- Extensive mixer control and effects handling
Order today, and strengthen the backbone of your music.
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4 GB of free hard disk space
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Mac OS X 10.6 or higher, Intel-based Mac with 2 GB RAM
Audio Unit, VST, AAX or RTAS host application and professional sound card recommended
Stand-alone version included
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Reviewed by 8 customers
- Easy To Collaborate Across Programs
- Easy to Customize
- Easy to Navigate
- Versatile
Best Uses
- Educational Purposes
- Multimedia
Comments about Toontrack EZdrummer 2:
A super great piece of software - very easy to use, sounds great, and easy to export drum beats into other software. I would recommend picking up some expansion packs though to really get a variety of drum beats catered to what music you'd like to play.
Would buy again, 5/5!
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- Personal
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- Easy to Navigate
- Easy to use
- Versatile
Best Uses
- Songwriting
Comments about Toontrack EZdrummer 2:
Outstanding product. Easy to install, easy to use. This is a fantastic tool for getting your ideas down. I use this with Cubase on a PC and have had zero problems with it. It is very easy to understand and super easy to get basic tracks recorded. I would definitely recommend this to a friend.
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- Easy To Collaborate Across Programs
- Easy to Customize
- Easy to Navigate
- Versatile
Best Uses
- Multimedia
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Ezdrummer is probably the best alternative to having a kit and a live drummer. I had some hicups getting it authorized but the tech support was Johnny on the spot with trying to help me figure it all out. I not only received tech support quickly, but it was very helpful and CLEAR!
- Primary use:
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- Functional
- Learning curve
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- Adding Expansion
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Comments about Toontrack EZdrummer 2:
First off, this is the first drum vst software that I have used that I liked. I tried other brands but found this brand to be the most useful and effective. I mainly use it for demo work since taking the time to set up a drum set and fine tune everything takes time. Secondly, I spend a lot of time demoing song ideas and this software makes it a pleasure to listen to. The features it offers are great from the start, I tend to prefer the "Metal" kit (stock). I tend to adjust the volume, balance, and depth of the stock kits so the ability to do so was a major welcome. After reading the manual, it did not take long to get started and this software can even run as a stand-alone program. Also, it does not require major processing power and ram requirements from my pc. The only issue I had with it was adding expansion packs at first, it took a little bit of researching but I was finally able to add the expansion. Like I mentioned, I use this software a lot for song writing and the song creator mode definitely helped me get started until I started programming my own beats with a midi note editor. If you are very curious about drum vsts, I would highly recommend this brand, they even let you download and try it out for free for a time before you make your final decision!
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- Easy to use
- Ez Get It To Use
- Sounds Great
Best Uses
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I use EZDrummer 2 in Reaper and it has been an absolute mainstay in my songwriting. Super easy to use and there is a ton of useful information on it's finer intricacies all over the internet. An absolute must-have for songwriters of all genres.
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Comments about Toontrack EZdrummer 2:
this software is awesome for helping with writing songs, its better than any drum machine i've used and although its a little complicated to set it up with your daw and interface if you are new at this kind of thing, once it is set up its quick and easy to get ideas down, check out ola englund and ryan bruce on youtube for each of their fantastic demos
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- Easy to understand
- Fun to work with
- reasonable price
- Sounds Realistic
- Works Well With Protools
- Manual Not Real Detailed
Best Uses
- Virtual Drummer For Daw
Comments about Toontrack EZdrummer 2:
I would disregard the previous review which expressed difficulty with the download and use. The person obviously didn't carefully follow the instructions. I loaded EZDrummer2 with no problem at all. It worked like a charm. It sounds very good. Works well as a stand-alone program or with a DAW (I use Protools 11 & it worked great.) It has excellent search features, song building functions, and works well with a MIDI keyboard as well. I am 100% satisfied. It is a lot of fun, sounds professional, and has a lot of cool features. If you follow the install closely, you will easily know where all files are stored. The user manual could use a little more detail, but it's not bad. (There are plenty of online video tutorials that make up for the manual.) It is very reasonably priced and does the job. It's a nice quality virtual drummer that is EZ to learn.
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Comments about Toontrack EZdrummer 2:
I wish I could have left the rating section for this review with a value of zero. I've been working with plugins and 3rd party vst clients for a while. In no way should it be this hard to use a product. I paid a hundo for it, and got it to work one time. Now, after downloading it to my new computer (more than several tries) I can't even find the program. The only way to get it to work is to use GoonTracks personal program or whatever, it's not even worth mentioning because the only thing you can do in it is hear sounds. No recording capabilities whatsoever, or drag and drop. This may not have been a problem, if there was a phone number to get ahold of somebody at. You have to file an email requesting help from a tech. I know I didn't pay hard earned money to email somebody and wait for a response. I took 45 minutes off from tying to get this to work, walked down the street and found an actual drummer who is a really cool person. True story. Avoid GoonTrack products.
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Servite's Malik Felton, left, tries to run down De La Salle's Devin Williams during Saturday's CIF Open Division state bowl game.
CARSON -- More than half an hour had ticked off the game clock when Servite moved the chains. Two and a half quarters, no first downs.
When it finally happened, Servite supporters couldn't help themselves. At last, something to cheer for.
And really, who could blame the home contingent for erupting the way it did? De La Salle kept them quiet for most of the night, running away with a 48-8 victory for its second consecutive CIF State Open Division championship Saturday at the Home Depot Center.
"We tried our best, we lost," Servite coach Troy Thomas said with a smile. "We'll wake up tomorrow with our families and enjoy that we had a great season."
You got the sense afterward that Thomas believed the Spartans' romp was inevitable. The powerhouse from Concord does it to everyone. Thomas, though, had hoped that Servite (14-1) would represent the Southern Section in better fashion.
The Friars' loss meant Southern Section teams went 0-3 on the bowl weekend. Inland Division champion Corona Centennial fell to Palo Alto in the Division I bowl Friday night; Western Division champion Gardena Serra lost to Folsom in the Division II bowl earlier Saturday.
"We didn't really show what we're capable of," Thomas said. "It's hard to go out like that, but I'm proud of these guys. I love them just the same. I'm proud of this program. We'll be back next year."
When the game tape is reviewed, the lesson will be tough to swallow. De La Salle, ranked No. 4 nationally by ESPN, was simply better. But who could have imagined such a rout?
"We prepared for them all week," De La Salle coach Bob Ladouceur said. "This was one of our most physical games all year."
Servite, which earned a spot in the state title game by surviving the difficult Pac-5 Division, amassed a mere 24 yards in its first 21 offensive plays. The Friars had seven yards rushing through the first three quarters.
That, combined with Servite's inability to stop Lucas Dunne (28 carries, 240 yards, four touchdowns), told the story.
Thomas placed the blame on himself, saying he could have done a better job of preparing his team. But in retrospect, the Spartans were just too quick, too big and too powerful in the muddy trenches.
"That was the biggest thing, they really pushed us around," Thomas said. "It happens. It's happened to a lot of people against those guys."
Pushing Servite -- last year's Division II bowl-game winner -- is no easy task but De La Salle did it handily. The Spartans (14-0), behind the aforementioned Dunne and Joe Te'o's 165 yards on nine carries, finished with 475 yards on the ground.
This against a Servite defense that allowed just 13 points per game heading into Saturday.
"We'll go back, learn something from this and hopefully get another shot at this down the road," Thomas said.
The Friars reeled off a methodical 13-play, 80-yard drive late. Cody Pittman capped it with a four-yard touchdown run, giving Servite a moral victory of sorts.
Thomas had one final thought as Ladouceur carried the hardware a few feet away.
"I'm hoping that we can get there someday," Thomas said, again smiling.


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If anyone would like to discuss the Hatton/Mayweather super fight tonight, feel free to do it here. I might be hitting a bar to watch it, so I may not be on, but I am down to talk some sweet science when I get back.
i'd love for hatton to destroy mayweather early, but this is going to be a very tough fight for him.
if it goes past the 5th round, you gotta give it to mayweather.
^I've got Mayweather stopping Hatton late in the fight Anton.
I feel that if Mayweather comes out, looking like he has in the past, Hatton is fairly easy to hit, and Floyd has a chance of finishing this fight. Otherwise, Floyd by UD.
Hatton does have a chance to connect and put Floyd on his ass though.
yea, but if that does happen, i feel like it's gonna be early in the fight because it wont take long for mayweather to adjust, cover up, and tire hatton out.
realistically, i see mayweather's defense frustrating the hell out of hatton and mayweather cruising to a UD.
as much as it sucks, that's the likely finish.
I don't really see Hatton finishing Floyd. I mean Floyd has fought some big guys in his last few fights and hasn't had a problem and Hatton is a 140 fighter and in his only fight at 147 he looked bad.
I think Floyd wins a dominate decision.
I'm not a fan of either boxer, but I do hope that Hatton puts Mayweather's fuse out.
Hatton has NO CHANCE, this is a very easy night for Mayweahther. UD for Floyd
The whole match up is a good one for Mayweather. Hatton is easy to hit and he should be able to get plenty of shots on him, but I don't think Floyd can put him away...even late in the fight. I say Mayweather by UD.
Hatton has to land a huge shot to win.
I say Hatton because he got Mayweathers father telling him Floyds weaknesses lol......
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1UP: What's the bigger focus for Paradise -- the open world or the online aspects?
Alex Ward: It's hard to confine it down to one or two things. It's our first true next-generation game, so we're starting from scratch and creating an entirely new Burnout experience. Yes the game is set in an open world, Paradise City, but how you interact and play within this open world is different to any other open world experience. Online is incredibly important, but again, we're taking a radical almost revolutionary approach: no lobbies, no waiting, a seamless experience and focus on co-operative and social gameplay.
1UP: With the big open game world, how hard was it to sort out the "organization" of online competition? Or, to get to the point: are there clans?
AW: The focus has been more about playing with friends. We believe deeply in co-operative play so we're building lots of simple and fun challenges that groups of players can do together.
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AW: I really like our use of PlayStation Eye and Xbox Live Vision cameras -- earning mugshots of people you take down is a lot of fun.
1UP: Can you explain how the player will progress through the game? How will you know you're 100% done, earn faster cars, etc?
AW: Each player will progress in a different way. We give you the keys to Paradise City; what happens thereafter is up to you. You can drive anywhere and do anything -- there is no set path through the game. There are some races to take part in, but again, if you don't want to do any of that, you don't [have to]. Win races to set cars free into the city. Then you have to find them, give chase and take them down.
1UP: What can you tell us about the music in the game? Is there more of a theme to line up with the "Paradise" name?
AW: It's not something I can answer right now because we're still working on the soundtrack to the game. We will make announcements at the appropriate time.
1UP: There's been a lot of message board talk recently that Burnout Paradise is one of the few 360/PS3 games to lead development on PS3. First of all, is this true, and if so, why do you think this isn't a common occurrence, and why did you guys decide to go this route?
AW: It is true, but we develop for all of the systems -- the game is coming to Xbox 360 also, and they will be released at the same time. We've always been specialists on Sony hardware and the track record of Criterion shows that throughout the Burnout series and also Black. As to if it's a common occurrence, I can't speak for other development houses, but it has been a common occurrence in this office.
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Blonde Cunt Hair - A very small unit of measurement, slightly smaller than the RCH
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A very small small measurement. Just slighly larger than an RCH.
Man, I missed that hole by a BCH.
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Brighton charter high school. the place that is notorious for teachers having sex with students.
can't wait to go to BCHS!!
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BCH refers to "beyond chicken head."
It came from Amanda and Josh over Fall break refering to Story's own level of sluttiness!
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Strawberry Chocolate Chip Cookies.
Easy, quick, and fool proof strawberry cookies loaded with chocolate chips.
Oops I did it again. One more cake mix cookie for you. Devil's Food? check! Vanilla? check! Now it's time for pink to take over. A whole lotta pink.
I know many of you aren't fond of using boxed mixes in recipes. I'm on the fence about it. I love it for its convenience and the cake batter taste it gives desserts, but nothing can truly beat a brownie made from scratch. I've made some fantastic cake batter flavored treats without using cake mix at all, too. It IS possible. Hello, Cake Batter Sugar Cookies and Cupcake Puppy Chow (both = no cake mix!).
Regardless, I haven't been able to pin down a fantastic strawberry-dough based cookie recipe without using it, so I picked up a box of Duncan Hines strawberry cake mix the other day and things got even more pink around these parts. I know you'll love these. 🙂
The real reason I made these? Valentine's Day is coming up! Not that I needed an excuse for a pink cookie, but it conveniently fits the part.
I took my Confetti Cake Batter Cookie recipe, subbed strawberry cake mix for vanilla and chocolate chips for the sprinkles. It's truly the easiest cookie recipe you'll ever find, especially for how soft, puffy, thick, and perfect they come out.
You'll literally ask yourself HOW on earth a cookie this good can start from a box. Well, it does.
The dough combines 6 simple ingredients: strawberry cake mix, eggs, oil, baking powder, vanilla, and chocolate chips. Everything may come together by hand. The dough is quite dense and thick, so you'll definitely need a bit of elbow grease to mix everything together. It's also very oily. But do NOT worry, the cookies will still bake up thick and puffy. With strawberry chocolate chips cookies as the finished product, you definitely didn't hear me complaining about using my arm muscles to get there. 😉
** Note: if you'd like to sift your dry cake mix to get out all of the lumps before combining with the rest of the ingredients, be my guest. But everthing came together nicely for me without taking that extra step. **
There is also no dough-chilling required. I chill my dough for nearly every single cookie I bake – the most recent exception is my recipe for Homemade Oatmeal Creme Pies – no need to wait around for the dough to get cold and moldable. The same goes for today's cookies. Bypass all of that and stick these cake mix cookies right into the oven.
Only 20 minutes start to finish!
I rolled the dough balls a bit larger than my previous cake mix cookies, about 2 Tablespoons of dough go into each dough ball. Feel free to make these any size you want – adjust the baking time accordingly and watch that they do not brown. A few of mine got a bit brown on top because I left them in 1 extra minute by mistake. That's what I get for trying to vacuum as I bake. Cleaning < baking.
Be sure to roll your balls of dough to be "taller" rather than wide. I talked about the "tall" trick here. If thick cookies are your goal, make sure you don't miss that!
{sidenote: do you know how hard it is to shoot pink cookies without them looking like the pink goo from Ghostbusters? This was quite a challenging photo shoot!}
Ok, back to these glorious gems. Texture wise, these cookies and very soft and light. They retain that soft-baked consistency that I know you love (and so do I!). While they come from cake mix, they are not cakey in the slightest. They are soft in the center, but very chewy around the edges. Moist, melting in your mouth – no dry crumbs in sight. And I LOVE how puffy and thick they turned out. You have the baking powder to thank for all that lift.
What about their taste? The strawberry taste isn't overpowering at all. In fact, I don't even like strawberry cake but when baked into pink cookie form? I'm all about it. My friend Erin told me they taste like vanilla strawberry shortcake! Kevin couldn't stop eating them, despite their fabulous girly color. 😉
And all those chocolate chips? I was actually going to add Valentine's Day sprinkles to these cookies, but the combination of chocolate and strawberries is just one of my favorites. And with a bag of Nestle Morsels staring me in the face, I knew semi-sweet chocolate chips were the strawberry dough's destiny. You could even go for white chocolate instead!
Cookies are pretty in pink. 🙂
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Strawberry Chocolate Chip Cookies
Prep Time: 5 minutes
Total Time: 15-20 minutes
Mixed with a little oil, chocolate chips, eggs, baking powder and vanilla, strawberry cake mix is the base of what may be the prettiest and softest cookie you'll ever bake. And they're pink, too!
Yield: 2 dozen cookies
- 1 box (18.25 oz) strawberry cake mix, like Duncan Hines
- 1 teaspoon baking powder
- 2 large eggs
- 1/3 cup vegetable/canola oil
- 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 1 and 1/4 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
Preheat oven to 350F. Line large baking sheet with parchment paper or silicone baking mat. Set aside.
In a large bowl, mix together the cake mix and baking powder. Set aside. In a smaller bowl, whisk together the eggs, oil, and vanilla by hand. Add the egg mixture to the cake mixture and stir to form a dough- stir vigorously until all of the pockets of dry cake mix are gone. Gently mix in the chocolate chips.
Drop rounded balls of dough, about 2 Tablespoons each, onto prepared baking sheet. Stick a few more chocolate chips on top of the cookie dough balls if you want them for looks, if desired. Make sure the balls of dough are taller than they are wide. See here for more details.
Bake for 10 minutes – do not let the cookies get brown. Allow to cool on baking sheet for 3 minutes; they will be very soft at first. As they cool, the tops may settle down; press them down gently with your fingers if they are not sinking much. Transfer to a wire rack to cool completely. Store in an airtight container for up to one week.
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If you're not a fan of using cake mix, you may enjoy my Cake Batter Sugar Cookies instead. Use 1 drop of red food dye to make them pink and add strawberry extract (if you can find some) instead of the butter extract called for:
Or even my Cupcake Puppy Chow (no cake mix!)
If you love strawberry and chocolate together, you must try my Chocolate Covered Strawberry Muffins!
Or my Strawberry Swirl Chocolate Chip Cheesecake Bars
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Made both these strawberry cookies AND the cake batter cookies for Easter. I made the strawberry with oil and the cake batter with greek yogurt; I much prefer the greek yogurt; thanks for the tips!!
They are both super yummy!
Hello! I'm planning on doing this for my mom with a few variations. Anyway, I don't know where to get butter extract. As far as I know, butter extract isn't sold in groceries or anywhere here in the Philippines. What can I do to substitute for the butter extract?
Planning on making these tomorrow for mother's day but I had to supstitute the Duncan Hines with a different strawberry cakemix as it isn't available around here, hope it works just as well! Just in case I'm picking up some red food colouring this afternoon… fingers crossed!
Bought a big glass fruitpot with transparant pink bows to store them in, if it all works out it will look so pretty and cute! 🙂
Dear Sally, these are amazing! (This is actually Jazzy, her soon to be 12 yrs old daughter, my Birthday is on June, 4) I just love them…everything we have made never goes wrong and always tastes good! Thanks so much!
Hi Sally,
Two things you may want to include in your recipe are:
1. The baker to spray his or her hands with PAM or equivalent to make it easier to mush the dough into balls without making a big, sticky mess.
2. Don't bake on bottom rack.
I was asking about this on your red velvet cookie page after my last question there, but I was just wondering if you have a way to make a strawberry dough from fresh strawberries? Or if not and you figure one out, could you please let me know?
Quick question for you. Here in Canada I am not finding a strawberry cake mix, but Duncan Hines does have this:
Could it be used in place of cake mix or would it require modifications/additions?
Have made this recipe 5 times in the last week, my family can't get enough. My husband loves the version I made with Butter Pecan Cake Mix and chopped up pecans in it, and my son loves the new Blue Velvet Cake Mix with mini m&m's in it. I love the devil's food cake mix with cut up Milky Way bars in it. Thank you so much for the great recipe.
Can i make them with normal cake mix and add in strawberry extract and red food colouring later? I can't find strawberry cake mix anywhere…
I really want to make theese they look fun to make with mom and dad ^^
Found this way too late ㅠㅠ wish I found this earlier(same for my recent passion for baking)
My roommate and I baked a ridiculous amount of these in our college dorm's community kitchen, and many students were stopped by the scent of them baking and stopped by to try them! Even a group of guys who were totally fine with eating obnoxiously pink cookies.
And they really were super easy and didn't require us schlepping too many ingredients to the kitchen. Thanks for the recipe!
I have a question but not about these cookies(they turned out just fine) I want to make more cake mix cookies. I have tried doing it with cake mixes and the rest of the ingredients on the recipe, but for some reason they just don't taste right. Any suggestions?
I just made these cookies 15 minutes after reading this recipe! They are amazingly awesome and will get you into trouble because you will want to eat the whole batch! THANK YOU!!!!!
Could I subsitute the strawberry cake mix for another flavor?
These are delicious and really great they turned out awesome not as pink as your though but still great and pretty pink I used betty crocker cake mix and mixed dark chocolate and white chocolate together and they were good
I made these twice – one batch as a trial run and the other as the official. Couple things I found:
1. The oil in this recipe makes an incredibly oily dough – it's more of a cake batter mix, which makes sense, because it's using cake mix as the main source of dry ingredients. I replaced the oil with 1/3 cup of creamed butter, and the dough consistency came out MUCH better.
2. The pink isn't super pink, like it's shown in the photograph, but I assumed these were professionally shot. The color is still noticeable though, and they looked great.
Taste was great! Ten minutes in the oven at 350 was perfect.
So happy I found this recipe!
Making a strawberry batch & a blue velvet batch for a friend's gender reveal party on Saturday! 🙂
Just curious, in Canada I can't seem to find a strawberry cake mix
Hi Sally,
Just wanted to drop a note and say your recipes are amazing! I love to bake and am often assigned dessert duty at dinner parties. I frequent your site and your recipes are fool proof and delicious. Thanks!!
I made these tonight for a Christmas concert I thought that you can't go wrong with Chocolate and Strawberries. The only Strawberry Duncan Hines mix was Strawberry Cheesecake so I purchased Pillsbury not realizing there was a difference in size. They came out great bit definetly lighter in color. Wish I had read all these comments first I would have gotten the Strawberry cheesecake mix. Looking forward to all the delighted concert ghosts add they taste these tomorrow night!
I made these last night for a Cookies and Cocoa event at work today. The students loved the cookie. I tried one myself and I love how soft and sweet they are! This cookie is so unique and not something you see everyday at a bakery or grocery store. I will definitely be baking these again. They were so quick and simple to make. The batter was a bit oily, but it was a nice change from sticky cookie dough! Thanks Sally!
About how many cookies does this make?
Hello, I see a couple of your readers are from the UK am as I where Strawberry cake mix is not easily available. One reader suggested Amazon.co.uk for the mix, but as it's about £6+ (most cake mixes here are about £1-2) it seems rather pricey for cookies. You also suggested making your sugar cookies and adding red dye but I wonder if a Red Velvet cake mix might also work? Perhaps giving it a bit more red than pink colour? It's a cake mix that's more available so I thought I'd ask what you thought and if would be too much of a flavour change? Thanks!
Maybe you could try adding strawberry gelatin (jello) to a white cake mix (a lot of strawberry cake recipes call for that sort of thing.) Or pulverize some freeze dried strawberries in a food processor…or use strawberry kool-aid (or another powdered drink brand) added to a cake mix instead of the gelatin, if you wanted to keep the strawberry flavor.
TK If you have friends or relatives in that live in the USA perhaps they would be willing to purchase several strawberry cake mixes and send them out to you for postage reimbursement. Not sure if sending cake mixes is allowed in the UK or what the postage would be.
I love to experiment in my baking, so after making half the batch, I added 4oz cream cheese to the second half of dough. (I would add 8oz to entire recipe next time.) I mixed it well and then baked. My husband and I really enjoyed the first batch, but the second batch were perfect- in our opinion. 😉 They were much more moist and tasty! I have made several of your recipes and always like them! Thanks for this twist on our favorite cookie- chocolate chip! 🙂
These were easy and tasty. I've made a few of your recipes and I always get positive feedback. Thanks for helping a girl who doesn't know her way around the kitchen!
Thanks for the recipe! These were delicious
In my opinion, 1 & 1/4 cups of chocolate chips was too much! The next time I make these, I will only use 3/4 cup in the cookies and decorate with a few more.
I live in Canada and could only find Duncan Hines' strawberry cupcake kits – they make 12 cupcakes (and come with frosting mix). Since a regular cake mix generally makes 24 cucpakes, I'm thinking two of these cupcake mixes would be the same as one regular cake mix from your recipe… does that make sense? I want to make these for a bake sale in a few days, I love the way they look!
I am eating one of these right now nom nom. Showed the recipe to my friend last week and her girlfriend made the cookies Monday. They are so good.
Hi! I'm getting ready to try this for my boyfriend for Valentines day and I wanted to pair these strawberry cookies with some red velvet too, so that I get that real valentines feel. I was just curious if I could use this exact recipe for the red velvet as well(obviously with red velvet cake mix) the reason I ask is because other red velvet cake cookie recipes I've seen haven't had vanilla extract or baking soda.
Do you know of a substitute for the vegetable/canola oil? I don't know that I have enough left for this recipe. i do have corn oil, and unsalted butter. Would either of those work?
Hi Sally,
I wanted to understand why you choose to specifically use "beat" v/s "whisk" for the wet ingredients". What is the different?
These are AMAZING! I'm Canadian and have to go over the boarder to buy the cake mix but we go often enough.
Seriously I was skeptical but you can make these in the easy bake oven and not mess them up! LOVE IT!
how much of each ingridient was used?? I am confused.
I just made these and they are amazing! For any one else looking for high altitude tweaks, I live near Boulder, Colorado and here's what I did: increase baking temp to 375 degrees, decrease baking powder to 3/4 teaspoon, and add 3 tablespoons of flour. Non-flat high altitude cookies are a challenge, but these turned out perfect – very soft and chewy but just the right amount of crispiness on the edges!
Made your red velvet version of these – amazing! I made them vegan by subbing a few spoonfuls of soy yogurt for the eggs. (The Duncan Hines cake mix I used was vegan, too.) Can't wait to try this recipe with strawberry and other kinds of cake mix.
I love butter! Can I use butter instead of oil?
I made these and they turned out really soft and flat.


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A new story? You bet. This is a comic I sort of thought up on a whim and it quickly became a multi-part series that I really enjoyed making. Nintendo jokes are all well and good, but the freedom to come up with an original, silly tale is a lot more liberating at times. I've been wanting to do something with Dedede and Meta Knight for awhile as well.
Just don't expect something on the level of complexity of the Grinch tale!
-By Matthew


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Today, I experienced one of those moments in life you never forget. I walked into a homeless man masturbating in a parking garage stairwell. FML
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Today, I found out how painful it is to static shock the tip of your dick. FML
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Today, after long day at work, I stopped by my parents' house to say hi. After 30 minutes into the visit, my dad turns to me and asks, "Did you really have to stop by while I was balls deep?" Apparently I interrupted my parents' sex time. FML
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Today, I asked my husband if he could at least try to give me an orgasm. His response? "Um... why?" FML
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Today, my now ex-boyfriend informed me that he is cheating on me with our neighbor, again. I wasn't aware that he cheated on me the first time. FML
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Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
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Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML
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Today, for the seventh weekend in a row, I left my weekly visit with my long-distance boyfriend unsatisfied. Seems he enjoys getting shit-faced drunk more than he enjoys getting a boner. FML
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Today, the only thing that kept me hard during sex with my wife was thinking about my own naked body. FML
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Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with the guy I like. He couldn't get it up and awkwardly tried to stick his limp penis in. FML
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Today, we had my grandmother with dementia round for tea. She looked me up and down and said, very matter-of-factly, "Well, with a figure like that, no one will rape you." FML
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A study that aimed to redeem the use of menopausal hormone therapy to reduce heart disease failed to show it prevents hardening of coronary arteries in women soon after menopause.
The study, funded by the Phoenix-based Kronos Longevity Research Institute, explored the "timing hypothesis" - the supposition that hormone replacement therapy can protect women's hearts, but only if started around the so-called change of life.
Hormone advocates have championed the timing hypothesis since 2002, when a huge federal clinical trial of postmenopausal women ages 50 to 79 shattered the prevailing belief that restoring lost estrogen and progesterone helps the heart. The Women's Health Initiative found therapy increased the risks of heart attacks, strokes, and dangerous blood clots in older women, but had neutral or even slightly favorable cardiac effects in women under 60. Normally, menopause occurs around age 51.


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William H. Gass' 'Middle C' is a bumpy ride worth taking
There's an amusing and apt anecdote about William H. Gass, whose exhausting but also exhilarating new novel, "Middle C," has just been published.
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Present Music ends season with delicious fun
No one closes out a concert season quite like Present Music.
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This week, it's about finishing.
It's about the Eagles defense finding a way to play well for four quarters, not two or three.
It's about finishing drives for an offense that has moved the ball well - ranking fourth in the NFL in total yardage - only to come undone near the end zone with dubious play calling, turnovers, and penalties.
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Middlesex stumble to title
Watch free daily video highlights from every LV= County Championship match here on ecb.co.uk this summer
Middlesex clinched the LV= County Championship Division Two title with a five-wicket win over bottom-of-the-table Leicestershire at Grace Road.
However, they made heavy weather of chasing down a victory target of 124, slumping to 90 for five by losing five wickets for 33 runs in an 11-over spell.
Wicketkeeper John Simpson and all-rounder Gareth Berg finally saw them home with a flurry of boundaries. Simpson hit six fours in his unbeaten 27 and Berg crashed two sixes and a four in a quickfire 19.
It gave Middlesex their eighth win of the season and they will be back in Division One for the first time since being relegated in 2006.
Middlesex had started the final day looking for a quick victory with Leicestershire on 227 for seven, leading by just 37 runs. But it took them 22.2 overs to claim the last three wickets with Leicestershire adding another 84.
From the moment Ned Eckersley hit the first ball of the day from Ollie Rayner to the boundary, Leicestershire showed they were not going to make things easy for Middlesex.
Eckersley and Jigar Naik shared a stand of 38 for the eighth wicket before Corey Collymore had Naik lbw. Nathan Buck then joined Eckersley in a ninth-wicket partnership of 44 to further frustrate Middlesex.
Eckersley reached his second half-century of the game off 98 balls with a six and four other boundaries before holing out to long-off as he tried another big hit against Rayner.
Buck was last man out, edging Steven Crook to first slip and Leicestershire's total of 306 left Middlesex the modest target of 124.
They looked in no trouble when Andrew Strauss and Sam Robson put on 44 in seven overs before lunch, but then a nervy collapse began soon after the interval.
Robson was trapped lbw by Naik with the total at 57 and, when Strauss was caught behind for 30 off Wayne White, who took 3-36, the nerves really kicked in.
Dawid Milan was run out for nought and White picked up two more wickets, having Jamie Dalrymple lbw and Chris Rogers caught at point as Middlesex.
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Raw: A Love Storyby Mark Haskell Smith
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"Only an imaginative satirist can outpace the world's absurdity, but Mark Haskell Smith manages it with Raw, a super-fun, super-wild, and sneakily thoughtful take on American literary and entertainment excess."—Steve Hely, author of How I Became a Famous Novelist
Sepp Gregory, a reality-TV hunk and one of People magazine's "sexiest men/i>/i>/i>
"Only an imaginative satirist can outpace the world's absurdity, but Mark Haskell Smith manages it with Raw, a super-fun, super-wild, and sneakily thoughtful take on American literary and entertainment excess."—Steve Hely, author of How I Became a Famous Novelist
Sepp Gregory, a reality-TV hunk and one of People magazine's "sexiest men alive," is on tour to promote his debut novel. Not that Sepp's actually read the book—he doesn't have to, he lived it! And everyone just wants him to take his shirt off.
The book has hit the bestseller list and is even getting rave reviews from serious critics. Aside from Harriet Post, that is. One of the blogosphere's most respected literary minds, Harriet fears that the novel's reception means the end of civilization is upon us. Determined to pen an expose on the publishing industry, Harriet hijacks the book tour and uncovers the ghostwriter. Reality and "reality" collide, and a tragic accident sends Sepp and Harriet off on a sex-fueled roadtrip through the southwest. Raw: A Love Story is Mark Haskell Smith at his raucous best, dangerously sexy and wickedly funny.
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"Gleefully absurd. . . . [Smith] turns what could have been just an amusing book into an incisive, caustic and hilarious one. . . . He's able to pull it off because his prose is so hard-boiled and self-assuredhe comes across as the slightly more well-adjusted offspring of Hunter S. Thompson and James Ellroy. . . . A hilarious andoccasionallyan unexpectedly sweet illustration of why we write and read in the first place."Los Angeles Times
"Audacious satire."Vanity Fair
"Both hilarious and absurd. You'll laugh (and sometimes blush) the whole way through."People
"Outrageous. . . . consistently surprising, fast-paced and nearly always funny, Raw is more than just a lively romp. Smith saves his best satire for a topic he knows all too well: the publishing industry. In Raw . . . Smith skewers it with as much gleeful zeal as he attacks his much easier targets."Daily Beast
"No contemporary pop culture touchstone or literary idol emerges from the book unscathed by Smith's playful scrutiny."Los Angeles Magazine
"Readers familiar with Mark Haskell Smith's novels know all about the sharp, oddball sense of humor that permeates Raw. For those who don't, think somewhere along the lines of Carl Hiaasensocial commentary combined with outrageous laughs. . . . [A] brash and brainy slice of satire that skewers our base and high-minded interests in one fell swoop. . . . Hilarious."Shelf Awareness
"[A] fast-paced, funny send-up of both high and pop culture."Penthouse
"Subversively funny. . . . Think Don DeLillo meets 'Jersey Shore.'"The Wrap
"The four strangers brought together in Raw are at times so vivid that you want to meet them. . . . [A] fast (and fun) story."Los Angeles Review of Books
"Amusing and intermittently outright funny. . . . [Smith's] caricatures land squarely on the mark."Boston Globe
"Crazy stuff happens, and it's a joy to be inside the drama. The more Technicolor the plot, the more addictive it becomes. . . . . One helluva good read."The Millions
"More surprising than any book I've read since before The Jersey Shore was on-air. . . . Haskell Smith's deft hand with both high- and low-brow culture makes Sepp a main character rather than a caricature. . . . Raw's whole-hearted and non-judgmental embrace of reality . . . really makes it (and Sepp) shine."Bustle
"Satire of the highest order. . . . Smith succeeds because he knows better than to make fun of his subjects or turn them into silly caricatures."PopMatters
"Only an extremely imaginative satirist can outpace the world's absurdity, but Mark Haskell Smith manages it with Raw, a super fun, super wild, and sneakily thoughtful take on American literary and entertainment excess."Steve Hely, author of How I Became a Famous Novelist
"Hot and ebullient, hilarious and riveting. Smith pulls the pants off reality television and America's 'serious' literary culture, and that's just the metaphorical nakedness. Who knew a book about the difficulty of sustaining deeply felt emotion could be so much fun? Or that a penis on YouTube might sing Lionel Richie? Hair-raising and essential reading."Sara Levine, author of Treasure Island!!!
"Raw, the latest from the endlessly entertaining Mark Haskell Smith, is a fast, funny, freaky fusion of two unlikely worlds: literature and reality TV. I'm not going to pretend I don't love both, and Smith brings the awesomeness together like a literary Peanut Butter Cup. What could be better?"Elizabeth Crane, author of We Only Know So Much
"Thoroughly enjoyable. . . . By turns racy and profound."Booklist
"LA writer Smith is back with another frothy satire."Kirkus Reviews
"Dark, priapic satire."The Millions
"This book is a masterpiece."Livres Hebdo (France)
LA writer Smith is back with another frothy satire (Moist, 2007, etc.). This time out, the focus is on America's most beloved abs, which belong to Sepp Gregory, a reality TV star who parlayed conspicuous muscle and a broken heart on a show called Sex Cribs into a follow-up series and then glossy-magazine and tabloid celebrity. Now, he's written--or at least is purported to have written--an autobiographical novel called Totally Reality. He's making shirtless appearances in thronged bookstores everywhere but also struggling with a secret case of impotence; it turns out that behind that rock-hard six-pack is a sweet and simple soul who needs to be in love in order to perform. Enter Harriet Post, a ferociously snobby (but, natch, demurely lovely) literary blogger and wannabe novelist who sees, in the blindly ecstatic reception of the novel, all the signs of impending apocalypse. She vows to out the ghostwriter and expose the vapid Sepp. After a scene of steamy four-way farce in the Playboy Mansion's library--a scene featuring Sepp, Harriet, the ghostwriter and the surgically enhanced belle dame sans merci who seduced and then abandoned Sepp on Sex Cribs--there's a terrible accident, and Harriet and Sepp find themselves on the lam in the desert, where what starts as a case of lust threatens to blossom into something more. Smith plays it fast and very, very loose in his sendup of celebrity culture, TV and literary publishing, and a good bit of this is just cheerful porn wearing the scantiest fig leaf of wit. Satire doesn't get any broader or easier, but that doesn't mean that the book's not at least fitfully fun.
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Mark Haskell Smith is the author of five novels, Moist, Delicious, Salty, Baked, and Raw, and the non-fiction Heart of Dankness: Underground Botanists, Outlaw Farmers, and the Race for the Cannabis Cup. His work has also appeared in the Los Angeles Times, Vulture, National Post, and the Los Angeles Review of Books. Smith is an award-winning screenwriter and assistant professor in the MFA program for Writing and Writing for the Performing Arts at the University of California, Riverside, Palm Desert Graduate Center. He lives in Los Angeles. He likes Mexican food.
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I was thrilled when I saw the announcement of a new Mark Haskell Smith novel. After devouring his other four novels, it was reasonable to expect that this would be something I'd dig...and it doesn't disappoint. There is an immediacy to Smith's fiction, a quickly yet vividly created world with interesting characters where something is instantaneously going on. It hits fast and doesn't stop, pulling me from first page to last, at the same time bringing a focus to illuminate topical aspects of modern life in a way that doesn't obstruct narrative. In short, I dig.


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What Songs Were Popular 23 Years Ago, When Nirvana's Nevermind Debuted?
Hint: Someone's funky bunch is involved.By Dave Holmes
Hint: Someone's funky bunch is involved.By Dave Holmes
In this 2,831-word interview, the actor behind the leather mask in Quentin Tarantino's 1994 film tells all.By Jennifer Vineyard
Good reviews, bad reviews, and a few political sound bites for good measure.By Sean Fitz-Gerald
You may receive detention and might have to write forever on a chalkboard if you fail this.By Josh Kurp and Justin McCraw
Part one in an ongoing investigation into the ubiquitous compilation series.By Dave Holmes
Hmmm.By Margaret Lyons
He shared it with Seth Meyers last night.By Margaret Lyons
It is the best. Why doesn't everyone know that already?By Margaret Lyons
On dreams and what might have been (e.g., Angela + Brian).By Denise Martin
Deep thoughts.By Jessica Goldstein
From TV journeyman to America's heartthrob in just 12 months.By E. Alex Jung
Former NBC execs Warren Littlefield and Preston Beckman break down how they built their Thursday-night juggernaut.By Josef Adalian
As part of our look back at the 1994–95 season, the creators and cast members of the intense Fox drama discuss its debut.By Jennifer Vineyard
Perhaps the greatest season of network TV ever.By Margaret Lyons
All week long, Vulture will be revisiting the season that gave us Friends, ER, and My So-Called Life.By Josef Adalian
The brand taps into its own past.By Véronique Hyland
They harmonize to "Om nom nom."By E. Alex Jung
No Moops-like misprints here.By Kenny Herzog
Can you spare a square?By Margaret Lyons
Raise your hand if you learned the phrase quid pro quo from The Lion King.By Matt Patches