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Cue the "can-kicking" meme. The deal to reopen the government funds federal operations until January 15 and lifts the debt ceiling through February 7, with a committee to be formed to work on broader budget issues, according to a Senate Democratic aide. The agreement calls for a progress report by December 13. Both houses of Congress must vote on the plan, but this appears to be a formality.
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Is it mostly retail that's doing the knee jerk buying on the news. Based on the last couple weeks, the market never expected this deal not to go through. I believe that consumer weakness will be on view come holiday sales reporting time and this insentience bull market will take a well deserved rest.
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- that looks quite accurate. Wall St didn't expect default so a decline wasn't baked in, to then make a pop. Since then likely retail's gotten on board. (There's been a lot more ads & articles lately, trying to get retail into the market.)
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At this -- in Utah -- at a Romney event, you took down the house -- people .. Apparently, you got a standing ovation.
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If asked, would you agree to be on the ticket with the Governor Romney - if asked?
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Greta, I shouldn't be asked and .. because I don't want to run for office. I ..
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I know you I don't want to - but - I know you don't want to. There are a lot of things that we - people don't want to do in life but I'm try to sort of gauge, sort of like, if you got, sort of, cornered?
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Here are 5 things people hated about Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice that are just fine.
1. Superman's lack of hope
Many felt that Superman didn't provide enough hope for the audience or even Metropolis.
*sigh* Why am I doing this to myself. Are you kidding me?
Every last scene with Clark/Superman is about hope.
The beginning of the movie has a montage of him saving people and embodying hope. Metropolis is hopeful that everything will be fine and they worship him. Even when that shifts and Supes doubts himself, there was always someone reminding him that there's hope. For him, the city AND humanity. Lois, Martha Kent and even Jonathan Kent in his conscience was reminding him for crying out loud. THE MAIN FIGHT TOOK PLACE BECAUSE SUPERMAN HOPED THAT BRUCE… fuck it.
2. Jesse Eisenberg is not a good Lex Luthor
I agree with this…….if he were playing Lex Luthor. The fact is, he's not. He actually plays Alexander "Lex" Luthor Jr., Luthor's son. We learn and are reminded of this multiple times throughout the movie. If Lex Luthor was my father, I would probably look all coked up and abuse my power too.
3. The Email
Bruce Wayne sends Diana Prince an email with video files attached and that's when we first see the Justice League members. I see why people thought that was a lazy way of introducing them. Trust me, I do. HOWEVER! The files were dated June 2015. TWENTY FIFTEEN. Batman is too old to get in his Aston Martin DB 2/4 Mark III and look for fine ass Diana just to show her a picture and a few videos. Just shoot it to her DMs. Batman is smooth, chill. He don't got time for all that. Besides, he already went through the trouble of loading all of it on his computer with a dial-up connection.
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This one I completely understand why people were dissatisfied with. We know he's gonna be in the Justice League movies. So why kill him? The best complaint I heard was that moving forward, deaths wouldn't be as big a deal anymore because the last shot negates the importance of this event that took place too soon anyway. Oh, internet. Which one is it? He should've really died to make for a ballsy ending? Or he shouldn't have died at all to make it more impactful later? To go with the latter, you'd have to sacrifice the ballsy ending for THIS movie and save it for the later movies. But then how would this one end?
We could blame this ending on Doomsday's appearance being used prematurely but how can Superman die at the hands of Doomsday with the Justice League backing him? That would make Superman look even weaker than he already did 70% of the time in this movie.
I think we need to give the creators of this movie a little more credit than they're receiving. It's easy to complain about all of this. It's not easy to make a movie like this. It's not easy to get people who hate Superman to root for him. Although a lot of homage was paid to the comics with the way a lot of the scenes were shot, this is still a new rendition of these characters. Superman killed in Man of Steel. Batman slaughtered thugs in this one. Zack Snyder has his own vision of these beloved characters and still found the decency to include scenes and dialogue damn near identical to the comic book moments.
Take a deeper look at the aesthetic of this film and you'll see what I mean.
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We meet Finn … Myyy nigga. First black MAIN character in Star Wars. Salute to the young gawd. He killed it! He a Stormtrooper that feels like "naaah fuck this. These mothafuckas evil, I gotta get the fuck outta here" type shit. Then the chick name is Rey. She's a fucking G! She's a scavenger from the planet Jakku. Her first movie role and she fucking did her thing, goddamn! She's outta here! She's a mothafuckin' star, yo. For real. Who else? Omm… the little soccer ball lookin' robot nigga you see in Target and Walmart and shit. Yeah, dat nigga. BB-8.
I ain't give a fuck about him when I seent the hype about him before the movie came out. But when the movie came on, I cared about the little guy. I dunno how the director, J.J. Abrams did this shit but the nigga made me feel some type of way about a fucking droid, yo. Like, this little robot was funny, cute-no-homo, emotional, all the above. I guess further into the future, these mothafuckas got human emotion programmed into em or whatever. Shit, idk. Poe Dameron, 1st Latino in a Star Wars joint. Salute to him too, yo. And shout out to all my rice and beans niggaz, y'heardt? He a pilot for the Resistance, the Military movement that fights against the omm…. the First Order and shit, Kylo Ren and em. That nigga can FLY, b! There's mad other characters, but those the main ones. Then we got the OGs. Han Solo, Chewbacca, Princess Leia, R2-D2, C-3PO, all them old ass niggaz. And the shit start to feel like it really continue a bunch of years after episode 6 left off. By the way, I'm using the reguluh numbers cuz I know a few niggaz dat don't know what the fuck a roman numeral is, ya dig?
But yeah, these new characters go on a adventure, paths cross, woopty woo, all that shit. I ain't gon say shit cuz everything is a potential spoiler. There's a reason why we don't see Luke Skywalker in the trailers. There's mad shit going on, mad new questions being raised, mad action, dope ass acting, humor, touchy moments, fucking classic light saber battles. Yeah. CLASSIC, nigga. You heard me. Fuck else imma say? The shit was straight fire, b. What's the shit ppl say? Phenomen-oh? Masterfoe? Yeah, fuck it. All that shit. This movie is incredi-bow, like idk how else to put it bruh. The music, sound effects, the signature Star Wars editing, FLAMES! I'ma keep it all the way real. …….I almost shed a quick one, yo. Like real quick, like… it ain't come down and shit. My nigga Blaze was right next to me, nah mean? I wasn't trynna be a bitch and cry in public and shit but yeah. It was there, son. The shit was exciting. I man'd up tho, word. Started clappin' and shit wit the crowd to keep it together.
But yeah umm….my niggaz, GO. SEE. THIS. MOVIE. You never seen a Star Wars movie? Don't matter, fuck that. It's way better if you watch the OG trilogy first but to keep it a thousand, this is a new generation movie right here. I was watching a Youtuber review this movie and he was like umm… he saw a little girl in the Disney store or whateva, going crazy about the female lead character, Rey and shit. There was princess dolls everywhere but the girl only cared about the Rey doll and the light saber in her hand. And he was like it's cool to see young kids who prolly don't know shit about Star Wars getting excited about it like he did with Luke Skywalker and the original movie. And how there was a black family buying the doll or whatever of the Finn character and how cool it is to have minorities represented in this universe finally. I thought that shit was really dope, like…. it's never too late to check Star Wars out if you curious why the fuck people love it so much, you feel me? You curious but don't wanna do your homework? It is what it is, b. That's fine. This movie is so fucking good tho, you could watch it as a stand-alone movie and get lost in the sauce, b. And you won't really be lost like dat. I ain't saying shit else cuz I might slip up and give some shit away and then I'm a snitch. Fuck outta here. All I know is, I'm watching this mothafucka again this week in IMAX. Regular IMAX. Fuck that 3D shit. Shit trash. Iz a gimmick. This movie was so fire, that i ain't even notice how much 3D effects it lacked. Shit, that's wassup tho. If 3D is the focus of the movie, 12 times out of 10 the shit is sanitation gar-baj like BIG say. You could tell this movie ain't give a fuck about that. They cared about tellin' a story. I could do without the fucking doofy glasses too, b. Anyway, I'm ramblin', dick.
So what have we learned today children?
1. This movie str8 up fire.
2. Nerds was right all along to get they pussies wet over this shit and
3. J.J. Abrams is dat nigga.
Oh yeah, and fuck 3D.
I'ma give this muvafucka here a
And a "Real Nigga" Seal of Approval. Word.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is next, my niggas! I'm fuckin' dyin' for this shit to come out. I'll smack somebody grandma for no reason, I'm so hype.
Anyway, may the force be with all you mothafuckaz. Peace.
It's over. It's fucking over. What's that? Like 100+ movies since 2012? Bruh. Somehow, this is the first time I didn't feel like I was forcing myself to push through the last week. Must've been the convenience of starting with all Netflix picks. Or maybe it was cuz I watched almost all of these at midnight so i had a whole day ahead of me to plan. Maybe I'm just getting used to it. Fuck it, I'm just old. Months fly by quicker the older you get. Yeah, that's it.
Day 21: Crimson Peak (2015)
Let me paint the picture for y'all. It's 10 AM on a Wednesday. Reserved seat dead center of an IMAX theater. 7 people scattered, 600 seats in total. 2 exits in the back and the only person sitting behind me is a man is business attire a few rows back. A 2 hour movie about ghosts didn't scare me as much as my mind did in those first 15 minutes of me sitting in the theater waiting for the movie to start. For 15 minutes, all I could think about is WHAT IF someone just stands up and starts shooting. But even if my girlfriend didn't successfully put that fear in my hand for a short period of time, this movie still couldn't scare me. This movie couldn't scare a kid. It was not at all what I expected it to be in terms of being a horror movie.
However, it was dare I say an excellent drama. Mia Wasikowska as Edith Cushing reminded me of a young Claire Danes for whatever reason. Her soft face contrasted with Jessica Chastain's strong features. That girl's got a broad chin……CRIMSON CHIN! Ba-dum-ch!
I noticed a few audio/visual synchronicity issues early in the movie but nothing too serious. Good story, lots of drama, great movie. I think I might want this on Blu-ray because visually, this mothafucka was beautiful. Some scenes looked Titanic adjace. (Early 1900's) Guillermo Del Toro did his goddamn thing.
Day 22: Ouija (2014)
"Producer of Insidious" … THAT part is apparent. I didn't li-…… It just wasn't go-…. It was whatever. I don't know how else to put it. Y'all know how PG-13 horrors go. Potential but no pay off. Not only that, the acting. Olivia Cooke is a beautiful girl but she has the same face on the entire movie. She looked the same when she was shocked, sad, scared, worried, curious, doing her googles. Just all the time. She's young, she'll get it right in the future.
I don't think I've seen many bathroom sinks to the head in horror movies but it happened in Crimson Peak and saw it again in this movie. Back to back bathroom sink kills. I could see how this movie can work on a kid who's never heard of a Ouija board before. I can at least say this movie came out at a proper time since all kids know about nowadays are iPads. But yeah……*raspberry*
Day 23: Frozen (2010)
Same here, Harry Knowles. I loved this damn movie. It was a very stationary, simple movie but it wasn't boring at all. It's about a terrifying situation that lots of people fear, but doesn't happen because ski resorts are inspected to prevent it, but is still scary as fuck. Being left and forgotten on a chairlift high off the ground. This film sucks you in emotionally with the score and the acting, specifically Emma Bell's and Shawn Ashmore's performances. *COUGH*Animorphs*COUGH*
That's bae. Has been ever since she portrayed Amy on The Walking Dead. … which came out after this movie. So basically she was bae before I knew she was bae cuz she's a babe in this movie. I don't know if she still is now but I'm pretty sure she could still be bae. Any
bae way, I noticed almost, if not everybody has blue eyes in this movie. Purposely? I don't know. IMDB could help me out with….OH MY GOD. The trivia on this movie blew me away. To avoid spoiling events in the movie, I'll just isolate one for y'all.
That. Is. Crazy. Rest of the Q&A HAD to be awkward. The rest of the shit I read on IMDB just makes this movie officially one of my favorites.
Day 24: The Vatican Tapes (2015)
If I were the devil, I'd possess this fine ass bitch too LAWD!
But I want to know……why women? Why are only women possessed in these movies? Why won't the devil possess men? Would getting inside a man make the devil gay? Is he homophobic? I wonder…
At least this exorcism was kind of different. The whole thing was 'meh' until the very end. The movie closes with so much possibilities. Is this it? Could Angela Holmes be that iconic recurring female character in horror that I've been talking about?
I hope so. The final shots of the movie were promising. I sure hope that if there were any sequels in the future, that they actually make more sense. Some scenes were choppy and some were just ridiculous. Like how the fuck can the devil shape shift into a clone of the person they possessed? Why were there two Angelas? What the fuck. Why the fuck does Michael Peña play a priest? Why is an older man calling him "father"? NO. Next!
Day 25: Cooties (2014)
I cried. It starts with some light comedy and then shit hits the fan, hilarity ensues and I cried laughing. The first 30 minutes were just back-to-back jokes, fast-paced comedy and blood everywhere. It's very colorful and as the movie progresses, it gets darker and scarier. It goes from being a horror comedy to a comedy horror but it keeps it's schtick and that's why this was a fun watch. I recommend this shit to anybody. Especially fans of TV comedies. Look at this cast.
SQUAD! At one point, Rainn Wilson starts dropping one-liners out his ass. What more can you ask for?
Day 26: The Amityville Horror (1979)
Wait……Margot Kidder was hot??? Really? I watched the whole Superman movie series and not once did I think, "Damn. Lois Lane is one fine bitch!" But I did while watching this. Like, come on. She had ribbons in her pigtails. Anyway, this shit was hilarious. There's a nun playing blacktop basketball. I was dying.
I just love the shitty editing of the 70's. And now I know where that Scary Movie 2 scene came from with the priest and the flies….he really looks like he was taking a shit. Good shit, Keenen Ivory Wayans.
Day 27: Unfriended (2014)
Don't know if this movie was actually good, but I was fucking glued. The entire thing from beginning to end is a video screen capture of a girl's computer. I watched it on my laptop as everyone should for that authentic feel. Preferably on an Apple computer but if you don't have one, just pretend that your laptop is, like I did. After the movie was over, I felt weird Googling stuff. I felt like I was a character in the movie and I was being haunted.
This shit was pretty cool. It's so original and creative. Kudos to the producers for effectively executing such a unique film. Lots of "Oh shit!" moments on here. The acting starts to get ridiculous and cheesy half way through and unfortunately, the viewer can be temporarily reminded that it's just a movie but it doesn't really matter once you're interested. The ending was flawed but only from a technical standpoint. I'll take it though. Technology, man. It's changing the landscape of cinema. This one's for the 'Skypers'.
Day 28: Blood: The Last Vampire (2009)
I did a terrible job at picking movies this year. I want to be scared, not bombarded with action sequences. I don't fuck with action movies all that much. There's only so much you can do with them. However, I ain't mad at this one cuz it was fucking awesome. If it's action, there gotta be some serious ass-kicking or else I'm not interested. This bitch right here? Badass.
There was some horror in there somewhere, I guess. Barely. Originally an anime film but I was not about to watch that shit too. Not now anyway. Some of the special effects are god-awful. Super trash. All is forgiven once Saya starts slinging that katana though.
Day 29: Don't Go In The House (1980)
Maaaaan, there's nothing like 70's and 80's horror movies. If they're not fantastic, they're so terrible that they're good. If they're neither, they're weird enough to stay with you for a long ass time and the images of the movie replay in your mind to the point where the memory of it is more vivid than all your other movie memories. Don't Go in the House is both good and weird. It's good BECAUSE it's weird. The movie focuses on the psychotic killer, as opposed to the victim of the psychotic killer. The first act of violence in the movie is so gruesome that, despite the noticeably shitty special effect, the movie was banned in England and Wales.
We've probably seen crazier shit over the years but at the time, it was pretty crazy. Speaking of crazy, this motherfucker Donny, man. What the fuck, bro? Had me believing Dan Grimaldi, the actor who plays Donny, is really crazy. He look like Bob from That 70's Show in some scenes though LMAO! Anyway, pretty solid horror film.
Days 30: Demons (1985)
What the fuck did I just watch? This shit was type trash, b. I don't think I've ever seen a movie where the protagonist is completely forgotten about for like 20 minutes. Like yo, huh?! It's an Italian movie yet it's in English and the actors are CLEARLY speaking English but it still seems like the English audio was POORLY dubbed over cuz the audio-visual synchrony fucking sucked. WOW. At least there was some good gore.
Day 31: Demons 2 (1986)
Oh my fucking God. Again with the terrible dubbed audio. Both these movies are just about demons acting like zombies. Mr. Argento…put the quill down and stick to directing, my G.
But seriously though, at least this one was kind of better. Less gore, but better all around. It's like they used the first movie as a template and just changed the scenery and the practical effects and….OH look, same black guy. As a different character. Are they trying to say that all black people look alike and nobody would notice? Because that's what it seems like. WHY? BRUH. WHY? Smh.
You can tell these motherfuckers were watching Michael Jackson's "Thriller" and were like, "BROOO. We should make a horror movie with mad rock music playing in the background for no reason". At least they upped the ante for this one. Dogs and kids are with the shits in this one. So here's basically what I watched. Grown ass women playing 16 year olds, midgets playing 6 year olds and the same black guy playing another black guy. What the fuck is going on in Italy?
Alright, that's it! 31 movi….
Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension
Oh my God, it's Bae from The Vatican Tapes. I love her. Oh, but wait. She just single-handedly ruined the franchise. How, you ask? Well, she's somewhat of a recognizable face in horror now. These movies are supposed to be taken over by unknown actors to suspend disbelief. But then again, what is this? The 5th Paranormal Activity? Nobody even remotely suspects that this is actual found footage and nobody has since the 1st movie. It picks up where the 3rd movie ended with little Katie. Then it…. I'm not about to explain all this shit, bruh.
It's too complicated to verbalize. Just know that the creative and innovative ways of camera use in the previous 'Paranormals' are coming to a slow and deliberate, while still screeching halt. But the creative efforts of these writers are starting to focus on the tie-ins. Every movie now is starting to put some puzzle pieces together that help understand the timeline of these hauntings and it's all one big overwhelming knot that's ready to be picked apart and explained on some elaborate essay. What's that I hear? Do it for the blog? I AIN'T GON' DO IT.
Bonus #ScaryMovieADayMonth related stuff
Bravo's 30 Even Scarier Movie Moments (2006)
Bravo's 13 Scarier Movie Moments (2009)
IT'S HALLOWEEN! A.k.a Ash Vs. Evil Dead day for the real niggas. And the realest of niggas already seent the first episode but I'm still gonna watch it again cuz I'm a real nigga.
Until next year, fuckheads. *ghost rides DeLorean through Halloween parade*


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The "Signglasses" project was developed to improve the planetarium experience
for deaf students. Typically, when deaf students visit the planetarium, they
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The team is also working with researchers at
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sign language.
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Parents need to know that this is the first book in the Martha series, and the one on which the PBS TV series is based. Parents who are OK with talking dogs will appreciate the lesson, which is basically one about learning what to say and when to say it -- a fun way for kids to learn vocabulary, and manners.
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Most parents can hardly wait for their children to speak their first words. When kids start stringing sentence after sentence together, though, parents often long for a minute or two of quiet, especially when what is said is not exactly appropriate for the moment. Amazingly, that is exactly what happens with Martha. When she is accidentally fed a bowl of alphabet soup, this floppy, friendly family dog magically begins to speak. What is exciting at first becomes almost too much, and does get Martha, and her family, into some rather embarrassing situations.
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Though the basic premise here is rather unbelievable, the story is clever, Martha is lovable, and the emotions conveyed will feel all too real to most readers. How many times have most of us said something we wish we hadn't, or hurt someone's feelings without thinking when we blurted out the wrong word or two? Martha's story covers it all. It's not only the tale of a rather ordinary dog with amazing abilities, but more importantly one of learning the importance of saying the right thing at the right time, whether the speaker is canine or human. Kids who like talking animals will love this book, and they will relate to Martha as well as to the kids in the family. They will also enjoy the other Martha books and the PBS program based on Martha's adventures.
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Some of the rumors came from people inside the company, lending credence to what was said. But Shamrock said that was a byproduct of the anger from many because the fight wasn't happening.
"I was upset, obviously," he said. "It's Kimbo Slice, for God's sakes. How hard is that going to be? And that's exactly what I said. I said, 'It ain't going to take long. He's going to go to the ground and the fight's over.' Basically that was my case to them, but they came back and said it wasn't going to happen."
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The entirety of the situation made it difficult to digest.
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5/12/2014 (2 years ago)
Published in Asia Pacific
Keywords: GeoResonance, Angus Houston, MH370, flight
LOS ANGELES, CA (Catholic Online) - In 2009, an Air France jetliner flew into foul weather over the Atlantic while untracked by radar. Flying into a pocket of freezing rain, the craft's pitot system malfunctioned which set off a cockpit alarm. In th3e subsequent confusion, the plane's pilots caused the plane to stall and crash into the turbulent sea below. The recovery took months.
Despite the difficulty of that recovery, far out in the mid-Atlantic ocean, searchers managed to find and recover wreckage from the plane. Divers went down and retrieved as much as possible. That search was regarded as the most difficult recovery effort in history. Now, even that quest may be eclipsed.
Pray for the victims and families of MH370. May they be comforted in their time of need.
Malaysia Airlines flight 370 was lost on March 8, after being flown off course for reasons that remain unknown. The flight's transponder was switched off and no radio communications were sent out following its departure from the flight plan. Military radar tracked the plane as it flew west over the Indian Ocean. Satellite data from on-board transmitters that evaluated the health of the engines, continued pinging for hours afterwards, suggesting that the plane veered south into the wide expanse of the Indian Ocean.
It is widely hypothesized that the plane ran out of fuel and crashed into the ocean. Not a single shred of debris or other evidence of its impact have been found. Authorities do not believe the plane landed, but instead crashed into the sea.
No single theory, not an accident, nor a hijacking by a passenger or the pilot, makes any sense.
Houston noted that searchers had better leads when hunting for Air France 447. "Whereas Air France, they had a very good last known position, which then turned out to be very close to where the aircraft was eventually found," he told CNN.
Houston still believes MH370 will be found somewhere in the pre-defined search area. He also acknowledged the public interest in the case and vowed that the plane would be found. "I think eventually we will find the aircraft."
Houston may be correct, however if estimates about the plane's most likely resting place are wrong, then it could take years, even decades before someone happens upon the wreckage at the bottom of the sea floor.
Meanwhile, others have moved beyond the tragedy to find ways to prevent such disappearances once and for all. UK-based Inmarsat, a company that operates satellites to monitor aircraft systems in real-time, said they would not begin offering free worldwide tracking of all aircraft. The service would not be an upgrade, but would simply be standardized. Any time a plane veered off course, or experienced any other "trigger event" a message would be sent by satellite including the location of the plane.
Inmarsat's shares went up on the news. Already, such tracking is standard on most of the world's long-haul airliners.
The European Aviation Safety Agency said it would propose to improve underwater location devices on flight data recorders to help in such searches.
Meanwhile, the search continues for MH370. An earlier lead from the prospecting firm GeoResonance, which suggests the plane could be in the Bay of Bengal has not been properly pursued. The location of their find is accurate to within 500 sq meters, and Bangladesh said it would send three ships to search the area. However, three ships shouldn't be needed to check one spot and it's unclear if they have the ability to check the sea floor properly.
On one issue, the experts seem unanimous: the search for MH370 will probably take a very long time.
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#46 - slapchoppin (08/31/2012) [-]
Women that like a guy act like they don't and when they don't like a guy they act like they do
not even god could figure this **** out
not even god could figure this **** out
#53 to #46 - MandiMarie
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Well, I'll tell why. This is how it is for me, at least. I am really nice to guys that I want to be friends with, and of course some guys mistake that for me liking them, when in reality, it's because they're nice to me so I really want to be nice back. And because I am so awkward, I hardly ever talk to guys I like because I get so nervous I almost start shaking, and I have absolutely no idea what to say, and I come off seeming mean to the guy. So I try to just avoid that all together. I know it's terrible but I really just can't help it, and I do realize that it's the reason I've only dated one guy in my whole life. It was a guy that liked me before I liked him, so I didn't get crazy nervous when I was getting to know him. And when I eventually did start to like him, I didn't feel nervous because I knew he already liked me. So that's why. And sorry for writing a huge paragraph xD
#58 to #53 - MandiMarie (08/31/2012) [-]
Why thank you :p
#149 to #55 - MandiMarie (09/01/2012) [-]
God dangit, I meant to reply to you but I replied to myself xD
#151 to #149 - MandiMarie (09/01/2012) [-]
Well I was looking throught the comments on my profile and this one said "2 replies" and I didn't remember the second. Turns out it was myself xD