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48 Hrs. (1982)
A hard-nosed cop reluctantly teams up with a wise-cracking criminal temporarily paroled to him, in order to track down a killer. (96 mins.)
Director: Walter Hill
Stars: Nick Nolte, Eddie Murphy, Annette O'Toole, Frank McRae
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Director: Frank Henenlotter
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Director: Ridley Scott
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Director: John Milius
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Creepshow (1982)
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Director: George A. Romero
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Director: Carl Reiner
Stars: Steve Martin, Rachel Ward, Alan Ladd, Carl Reiner
Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)
A group of Southern California high school students are enjoying their most important subjects: sex, drugs and rock n' roll. (90 mins.)
Director: Amy Heckerling
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First Blood (1982)
Former Green Beret John Rambo is pursued into the mountains surrounding a small town by a tyrannical sheriff and his deputies, forcing him to survive using his combat skills. (93 mins.)
Director: Ted Kotcheff
Friday the 13th Part III (1982)
Having revived from his wound, Jason Voorhees; now donning a new appearance, refuges at a cabin near Crystal Lake. As a group of co-eds reside there for their vacation, Jason continues his spree. (95 mins.)
Director: Steve Miner
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Gandhi (1982)
Gandhi's character is fully explained as a man of nonviolence. Through his patience, he is able to drive the British out of the subcontinent. And the stubborn nature of Jinnah and his commitment towards Pakistan is portrayed. (191 mins.)
Director: Richard Attenborough
Stars: Ben Kingsley, John Gielgud, Candice Bergen, Edward Fox
Night Shift (1982)
A morgue attendant is talked into running a brothel at his workplace after a deceased pimp is sent there. However, the pimp's killers don't look too kindly on this new 'business', nor does the morgue's owner. (106 mins.)
Director: Ron Howard
Stars: Henry Winkler, Michael Keaton, Shelley Long, Gina Hecht
Pink Floyd: The Wall (1982)
A confined but troubled rock star descends into madness in the midst of his physical and social isolation from everyone. (95 mins.)
Director: Alan Parker
" Best Film of the Year. " - RageNelson
Poltergeist (1982)
A family's home is haunted by a host of ghosts. (114 mins.)
Director: Tobe Hooper
Porky's (1981)
In 1954, a group of Florida high schoolers seek out to help their buddy lose his virginity, which leads them to seek revenge on a sleazy nightclub owner and his redneck sheriff brother for harassing them. (94 mins.)
Director: Bob Clark
Stars: Dan Monahan, Mark Herrier, Wyatt Knight, Roger Wilson
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Rocky III (1982)
After winning the ultimate title and being the world champion, Rocky falls into a hole and finds himself picked up by a former enemy. (99 mins.)
Director: Sylvester Stallone
Stars: Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire, Burt Young, Carl Weathers
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)
With the assistance of the Enterprise crew, Admiral Kirk must stop an old nemesis, Khan Noonien Singh, from using the life-generating Genesis Device as the ultimate weapon. (113 mins.)
Director: Nicholas Meyer
The Beastmaster (1982)
A sword-and-sorcery fantasy about a young man's search for revenge. Armed with supernatural powers, the handsome hero and his animal allies wage war against marauding forces. (118 mins.)
Director: Don Coscarelli
Stars: Marc Singer, Tanya Roberts, Rip Torn, John Amos
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The Dark Crystal (1982)
On another planet in the distant past, a Gelfling embarks on a quest to find the missing shard of a magical crystal, and so restore order to his world. (93 mins.)
Director: Jim Henson, Frank Oz
Stars: Jim Henson, Kathryn Mullen, Frank Oz, Dave Goelz
The Thing (1982)
It's the first week of winter in 1982. An American Research Base is greeted by an alien force, that can assimilate anything it touches. It's up to the members to stay alive, and be sure of who is human, and who has become one of the Things. (109 mins.)
Director: John Carpenter
Stars: Kurt Russell, Wilford Brimley, Keith David, Richard Masur
They Call Me Bruce? (1982)
A goofy Korean finds his life hopelessly complicated with people continually confusing him with Bruce Lee. (87 mins.)
Director: Elliott Hong
Stars: Margaux Hemingway, Johnny Yune, Raf Mauro, Pam Huntington
Tootsie (1982)
Michael Dorsey, an unsuccessful actor, disguises himself as a woman in order to get a role on a trashy hospital soap. (116 mins.)
Director: Sydney Pollack
Stars: Dustin Hoffman, Jessica Lange, Teri Garr, Dabney Coleman


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The clip partnership Part 2 from Parenthood (1989) with Steve Martin That Lenny is an asshole. You believe that guy? Nobody was supposed to have that information until next month. That partnership is mine. You said when Ted got back, you'd make it official. Look, I never said you didn't do great work. You do terrific work. Every firm does good work. I know you're smarter than Phil, but the guy works like a Trojan. He schmoozes clients. He brings in business. He's here nights, weekends. I own the guy. And that's what puts your name on the door. This is really coming out of left field. I've been here eight years. I'm the backbone of the operation. I know that. If I don't get this partnership, I gotta think about going elsewhere. That's not realistic. Why? You go somewhere else, you're gonna have to get in line... behind guys who are younger, who have been there longer... who are more committed and are willing to work for less money. Look, this thing with Phil is not etched in stone. I can jerk him along for the next month. Why don't you use that time to give us your best shot? Put in the hours. Dazzle me. Dazzle you? Listen, Dave. I'm having a problem at home. I really need to spend a lot of extra time with my son. Then I don't know what we can do.


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Revealed: A week after RBS bosses escape with slap on wrist
WikiLeaks shows directors 'failed to live up to responsibilities'
Barely a week after the Financial Services Authority (FSA) let Royal Bank Of Scotland bosses off with a slap on the wrist, the regulatory body has been embarrassed by a WikiLeaks revelation that its former directors had failed to live up to their duties.
In supposedly confidential remarks, new RBS chairman Sir Philip Hampton said his predecessors were guilty of a 'failure of their fiduciary responsibilities'.
The revelation reinforces the sense of astonishment that was felt in the financial community when the FSA surprisingly shut its investigation into what went wrong at RBS without punishing any of its former directors, which included ex-chief executive Sir Fred 'The Shred' Goodwin.
Slap on the wrist: Former RBS chief executive Sir Fred Goodwin and his colleagues escaped censure from the FSA
In a cable sent from the U.S. embassy in London on September 11, 2009, it was stated that Hampton told a delegation of visiting politicians that one of the biggest mistakes made by RBS was its takeover of Dutch bank ABN Amro.
The takeover occurred at the beginning of the credit crunch in the autumn of 2007, which left the bank with barely any capital and eventually forced the taxpayer to bail it out to the tune of £45bn in October 2008.
When the FSA controversially ended its investigation on December 2 it said the failure was the result of 'bad' decisions rather than dishonesty and that it could not find any director who had behaved with 'a lack of integrity', nor had it found 'a failure of governance on the part of the board.'
Yet the cable reports Hampton as declaring that RBS had made 'several enormous mistakes' and Lord Turner, chairman of the FSA, will now come under intense pressure to re-open the investigation.
The RBS chairman has declined to comment on someone else's report of a meeting.
The cable was sent after a meeting between the new RBS chairman and three U.S. politicians Democrats Paul Kanjorski and Luis Gutierrez, and Republican Scott Garrett.
Confidential: Sir Philip Hampton, Chairman of RBS, told U.S. politicians his predecessors had failed in their 'fiduciary responsibilities'
AIB staff lose 40m euros bonus in bailout - unlike RBS
Allied Irish Banks (AIB) has been forced to drop plans to pay 40m euros in bonuses after its £3bn bail out.
AIB was due to make payments to 2,500 staff but Brian Lenihan, the Irish finance minister, threatened to withdraw taxpayer support if the payments went ahead.
Mr Lenihan wrote to the bank on Monday making clear that its financial survival depended on not paying the bonuses.
The bonuses relate to performance in 2008, prior to the financial crisis. No bonuses were awarded for 2009 or 2010.
Last week AIB claimed it had a contractual obligation to pay the bonuses following legal action by several staff members earlier this year.
But James Reilly, deputy leader of the Fine Gael opposition party, said: 'Brian Lenihan has finally responded to public outrage and opposition pressure on the obscenity of AIB bonuses.'
However, the situation differs from the RBS bailout.
Its £24.1billion deficit in 2008 - the largest annual loss in UK corporate history - didn't stop the 83 per cent state-owned bank promising salaries and bonuses totalling £1.53billion to its investment bankers earlier this year.
It said of RBS's mistakes: 'Top among them was its heavy exposure in
the US subprime market and the bank's purchase of ABN Amro, which
occurred at the height of the market and without RBS doing proper due
diligence prior to the purchase.
'The board of directors never questioned this purchase, which Hampton termed a failure of their fiduciary responsibilities.'
Legal experts in the world of corporate finance said the cable would prove vital to any shareholders seeking to bring legal action for losses suffered, and that it should interest the FSA.
Simon Morris of law firm CMS Cameron McKenna said: 'A fiduciary duty is about honesty.
'Shareholders give directors the power to run a company and a breach of that fiduciary duty is a reflection of a lapse in that honesty.
'A breach is also likely to be of interest to the FSA if it is an FSA regulated firm.'
There were also related supporting cables sent from the U.S. embassy including one from Mark Tokola, acting deputy chief of mission, on May 6, 2009.
After a meeting with senior economic advisor Stephen Boyle, the cable said of the takeover of ABN Amro that 'proper due diligence on the purchase was not done and the market timing could not have been worse
'RBS executives had rigorously (if not blindly, Boyle added) pursed a vision of becoming one of the leading global banks, and this lead to disastrous acquisitions.'
Tokola also noted Goodwin has 'only admitted that the purchase of ABN Amro was a mistake.
'In the public's eye, RBS has a lot more explaining to do.'
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Named a New York City landmark in 1998, The Temple Court Building and Annex has returned as The Beekman Hotel, bringing back Victorian era designs.
NYC Landmark Returns to Life as The Beekman Hotel
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My Big Fat Supernatural Weddingby P. N. Elrod, Nancy Wu, Christian Rummel, Elisabeth Rodgers, Gayle Hendrix
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An "ordinary" wedding can get crazy enough, so can you imagine what happens when otherworldly creatures are involved? Nine of the hottest authors of paranormal fiction answer that question in this delightful collection of supernatural wedding stories. What's the seating plan when rival clans of werewolves and vampires meet under the same roof? How can a couple in the throes of love overcome traps set by feuding relatives...who are experts at voodoo? Will you have a good marriage if your high-seas wedding is held on a cursed ship? How do you deal with a wedding singer who's just a little too good at impersonating Elvis?
Shape-shifters, wizards, and magic, oh my!
L. A. Banks Jim Butcher Rachel Caine P. N. Elrod Esther M. Friesner Lori Handeland Charlaine Harris Sherrilyn Kenyon Susan Krinard
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"Fans of paranormal romance will welcome the rare chance to see Sherilynn Kenyon, Susan Krinard, Rachel Caine, Lori Handeland and other favorite authors working in short form." Publishers Weekly
"Combining top talent from all across the paranormal genre provides plenty of magical thrills, spills and giggles. Taking a trip down the aisle with these nine authors is a blast." Romantic Times
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My Big Fat Supernatural Wedding
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Hattie McCoy smoothed the front of her flowing white dress and sat down by an adjacent tree. Her gaze fondly drifted over to the pair of young lovers, and she sighed with contentment.
"Now, Hattie," a warm, familiar voice said before the apparition that came with it appeared. "We ain't supposed to be spying on kin like that, specially when they in delicate situations. Just because we spirits, and can, don't mean that we should."
"I know," Hattie said. She watched her friend of many years fully materialize to sit beside her. "But just look at 'em. So young, and so in love."
Ethel Hatfield smiled. "If them two don't watch out, they gonna make a baby this afternoon, if you ask me."
"I know," Hattie crooned, clasping her hands in joy. "Wouldn't that just be divine?"
Ethel nodded and then frowned. "But that danged celibacy spell both our families cast is gonna get in the way." She glanced up. "Gonna storm, too. Them Hatfields and McCoys is at it again! Don't make sense — always thirteen women aunts conjurin' on one side against them thirteen uncles on the other ... chile, you know how it goes through the genes on each side, but why can't folks just stop and let sleepin' dogs lie?"
"That's why I came here," Hattie whispered, standing and putting both hands on her disappearing hips. "All these years and our families are still feudin'? Don't make no kinda sense. Working roots on each other, casting evil spells, dabblin' in hoodoo — humph!"
Ethel floated toward the tree near the two lovers. "Girl, you block that tree limb and try to shoo them off the blanket 'fore it falls. I'll try to whisper some sense into these two lovebirds to try make 'em hold off until we can get this all straightened out."
Hattie covered her mouth and giggled, loving that they'd both been allowed to take on their old girlish forms once they'd crossed over to the other side as ancestors. "Chile, I don't think they'd mind right now if lightning did hit 'em. Gonna be mighty hard to get in between them two."
Ethel laughed. "Not sure that I want to, given how they's rubbing and bumping and grinding all up on each other. Have mercy!"
"Aw, girl, don't act like you don't remember those days. Love is a mighty powerful thing, magic all by itself," Hattie said with a mischievous wink.
Both ghosts laughed and danced about in the shards of sunlight, becoming shining pollen motes.
"Oooh, honey!" Ethel exclaimed. "What you think they'll make first — a boy or a girl?"
He pulled out of their kiss like a man drowning. Odelia's sweet breath washed his lips in warm temptation, her mouth so close to his that he could still taste the mint iced tea she'd had only minutes ago. His hands slid down her shoulders, his eyes coveting every inch of her dark, satiny skin, wanting to lower the thin straps of her yellow tank top.
"I know it's hard to wait, but we can't," she whispered. "We shouldn't."
He searched her face, rendered mute for a moment by the plea within her beautiful brown eyes. But the conflict he saw in them, the passion they belied, while her body against his created a hot seal that rivaled the muggy afternoon, it was more than a man could bear.
"But we're gonna be married soon," he said quietly, his thumbs lazily stroking her upper arms. "We're engaged." He swept up her hand and kissed the back of it, then the center of her palm, as his other hand stroked her long, velvety braids.
She hesitated, glanced at the two-karat stone that picked up sunlight and splashed prism-sent color against his cheek while she gently brushed it, and then stared into his eyes. What could she say to this man?
A yearlong whirlwind college romance in their senior year had turned into an engagement. A whole year of trying to abstain, like Minister had said, had been the toughest thing she'd had to endure in her life. A year of them both mysteriously neglecting to inform their families of this new development was torture. She knew why she'd omitted Jeff's existence from her family's purview, and also knew why he'd never taken her home to meet his people.
She could only pray that Jeff's folks weren't still carrying the generational grudge that was legendary between their families, and that they didn't conjure, too. According to her family's crazy view, his folks were wicked spell-casters and so was everyone in his extended family. No. Couldn't be. Jeff seemed so logical, so levelheaded, and so removed from the old superstitious ways, it was impossible that his people were like hers.
As she stared up into Jefferson McCoy's intense brown eyes, she knew there was no way to explain the insanity she'd grown up with. Once married, they'd be his kin, too. Maybe she'd break it to him gently after the wedding. Yet, how did one explain that her daddy was as close to a Dr. Buzzard-root-master as one could get, or that her aunties all worked roots, with serious, inexplicable consequences befalling the unfortunate individuals who'd dared to cross them? She'd escaped to college to get away from all of that backwoods stuff. Intellectual pursuits and the campus church had been a cloak and a shield against the kitchen conjuring her folks could do. If her family spooked this man, she'd die a natural death.
"Jeff," she said quietly, unable to draw her body away from his, "I don't want anything to mess up what we have. I don't want to tempt fate, or draw down The Wrath. If we just get married quickly, privately, me and you ... I —"
"You want to elope?" he asked in a ragged murmur, bringing his lips to her neck and breathing out the words. The more he thought about it while caressing her, the more her idea had merit. It was stupid to think that two weeks before graduation they could just drop this announcement on their families and turn what were initially supposed to be individual graduation parties into a combined, surprise wedding. At the time, it had seemed like a reasonable concept; there would already be a cake, food, people gathered, and a minister present — all that would be needed was a license, a few flowers, and a dress. He already had a good suit.
"Okay," Jeff finally choked out, unable to stop kissing her. "I can't stand a long engagement and all the drama of a wedding, anyway."
His ardent attention to her earlobe under the private canopy of trees, where they were just supposed to be having a picnic lunch, was making her forget everything Minister had said, and about the family dangers of going too far. The way Jeff's hot breath scored her ear sent tiny shivers along her spine. He smelled so good ... deep, rich, male, and earthy ... and felt divine; his tall, six-foot frame was like solid oak. Lawd. She couldn't help but allow her lips to taste his Hershey-toned skin, and before she knew it, her fingertips began to tingle as they grazed his short-cropped, thick hair.
"You'd do that for me?" she whispered, as he made her breath hitch with a slow kiss on her shoulder.
"I'd do anything for you," he said into her ear hotly. "Anything. I love you, girl."
It was almost too good to be true. She'd escaped. They might be able to have a life together. He'd be fresh out of law school and practicing at his first big job with his new degree in Seattle. She'd have her master's, could go there as his wife, and could pursue social work, far, far away from home. They could make love day and night, without fear of reprisal, because the union would be under the protective cloak of the Almighty; even her folks couldn't mess with that — or could they? she wondered. Maybe her children with Jeff might even be born "normal," and not have the conjurer gene or the proclivity.
When his kiss became more aggressive, she returned it in kind, knowing full well this was foolhardy. All the nights that they'd come close to breaking their vow to wait began to come crashing down on her. The ache he'd produced within her was a fire that hadn't burned out since the day they'd met.
Each near miss had only made it worse. Each chaperoned get-together, dating in a church group from campus, now made her ready to shriek. Each time they'd gone to either his or her apartment, supposedly to watch movies, they had ended up in a passionate tussle of way-too-heavy petting on the sofa, the movie neglected. The past two months, they'd both agreed not to tempt fate by doing that, citing church tenets as the reason — but there was more to it than that. Then he'd messed up and given her a ring during a quiet, unplanned dinner for two. That had almost broken them down. But today ... she couldn't take it. Her willpower was gone.
"Jefferson, we can't," she gasped, stopping the next kiss and leaning her forehead on his chest. She could feel his heart thudding against her skull and connecting to the thud of desire between her legs. His USC T-shirt clung to his hard torso, dampened.
"Baby, I don't know how much more of this I can take...."
The fact that Odelia had used his full given name made him nervous. That was a no, for sure. Right now, he couldn't hear that word. He didn't care what his momma and her brothers promised would happen if he ever, in his life, hooked up with a Hatfield woman.
"You know there's no sense in us getting ourselves all worked up," she said breathlessly. "That's why I stood up and got off the darned blanket."
"I can't help it," he said, kissing the crown of Odelia's head, panting. "Ain't nobody gonna see us. Won't nobody know. We could fly to Vegas and get married tonight."
"The woods have eyes," she said, resting both hands on his shoulders.
"Then let's go back to your place," he said, hugging her to him hard, still unable to stop touching her. He had to make love to Odelia or heart failure was probable. It was already nearly impossible to breathe, he wanted her so badly. His family could conjure all they wanted, but this woman was the one. He refused to let them throw bones and chase her away like all the others before her.
"We can't fly to Vegas ... I know you spent everything you had on this ring."
"Don't worry about it," he murmured as his hands slid down her back and began to caress her bottom.
Just feeling the rise of her firm behind beneath his palms made him shudder and close his eyes when her tight butt muscles clenched to the rhythm of his touch. Who cared if he was two months late in his rent and had used the last of his book money, food money, and student loan living expenses to put a rock on her hand — she was worth it. It didn't matter that he was currently flat busted. The condition was temporary, any ole way. She didn't need to worry. When he turned twenty-five in a couple of months, he'd come into a little inheritance money that had been put in trust for him by his dearly departed father. He'd use that to start their lives, buy their first home. Never in a million years would he take that home to plow it into a conjuring business with his uncles. Odelia Hatfield was worth every penny he had to his name.
His better judgment in shreds, his body continued to move against her softness, stoking the ache that swept through his groin and radiated sheer agony through his abdomen. They were not gonna force him to come back home and join the family conjuring business, in exchange for them lifting the celibacy spell.
Try as he might to forget the threat, the more Odelia moaned and yielded to his affection, the more his mother's words rang in his ears: You're young, baby, and sooner or later you gonna need to get that spell lifted or lose yo' natchel mind. It was your uncles' idea, not mine. Don't shoot the messenger. Your uncles was jus' angling for a compromise, suga'. So, meet 'em halfway; go on to school, and then why don't you jus' stop fighting your birthright and come on back to us after college and work with the family, like family should. Marry a nice girl from down home who understands our ways.
It was extortion, pure and simple.
Jefferson tried to push it all out of his mind as he deepened the tender kisses that Odelia's lush mouth demanded. So what if the clan claimed he was the strongest conjurer that had been born into their family in generations? How in the world could he bring a soft, gentle creature like her home to his insane kin? She'd bolt for the hills, and he couldn't live without her. Odelia promised a normal, ordinary life, with normal, happy children. He'd be a big attorney one day and would figure out how to get a restraining order on his entire family. He'd sue them for criminal trespass! Paranormal home invasion.
His hands soon found Odelia's face, and he cradled it as he stared into her eyes, speaking in a low, urgent tone and lobbying hard for his cause. "You and me are meant to be, 'Delia. What are the chances that we're both only children? You lost your momma on the same day and year I lost my daddy, we're even born on the same day, July twenty-first, and just so happened to be at the same university at the same time from the same part of the world, graduating the same year, and both feeling things the way we do? We practically breathe the same breath ... can finish each other's sentences. Girl, we have the same favorite color, sky blue, and like the same music, believe the same things, and both want to be together like nobody's business; what are the odds? Tell me this ain't meant to be."
* * *
His argument was hard to deny as she stared into his eyes. They had a hypnotic quality to them that she'd seen before but just couldn't place. And the things his touch did to her body just didn't make any kinda sense. She opened her mouth to speak, but only a rush of breath exited where words failed. He pulled that same air into his mouth through his barely parted lips. Just seeing him do that made her nipples sting so sharply that she crushed her breasts against him, forcing him to wince and close his eyes.
"I know," she finally said, swallowing thickly as the ache sent slingshot spasms of desire between her thighs. "We're a perfect match."
He nodded. "That's what I've been trying to tell you. Can't nothing break us up."
"My people got funny ways," she said, practically swooning as his palms slid up her arms until his fingers were able to tease the edge of her tank top. She could barely catch her breath while his fingertips danced beneath the straps and across the swell of breasts, but not daring to go beyond the fabric border.
"Mine do, too," he admitted in a rough whisper. "You wanna go to my place? It's gonna rain."
She could only nod and gently stroke his cheek. He had no idea how serious funny ways could be. Her folks took the meaning to a whole new level. Yet he'd made the statement about the weather without even looking at the sky, just like her daddy always did. Heavy-laden clouds had indeed formed, now pregnant with pending doom. Yes, it was gonna thunder and lightning and rain cats and dogs, and all hell was gonna break loose, once her family found out she was dating a McCoy. But marry one?
Odelia almost cringed at the thought but kept her expression serene as she stared at him with love. They'd put the hoodoo on her Jefferson, would throw every conjure in the mojo book at him, just to get back at his family for possessing the wrong gene pool and because of an old Hatfield versus McCoy land score unsettled. If she slept with him, they'd know.
"We can't go back to your place. ... You know what's likely to happen if we do." It was all a conjangled web of spell versus counterspell. Her aunties had cast a conjure that only a legit marriage could shield. They'd promised her that they had from the moment she'd begun to bud with puberty ... and the insidious roots that had been worked promised that if any boy went too far, he'd fall dead away. It was their insurance policy that she'd return to the fold, bring her dead momma's inheritance with her to add to the Hatfield larder, and work alongside them one day. She believed them; her aunties didn't play. She'd never tested the theory, until Jefferson McCoy made it hard not to. The way he was looking at her now made it next to impossible to hold the line, even for his own safety.
He kissed her again and didn't answer the charge. What could she do but kiss him back? There was no way to explain this nightmare. Determined to get away from all of that family drama, she'd up and gone to college, hoping that root conjures had distance limits. But her daddy told her he'd redoubled his efforts and gone in with his sisters on that front — to supposedly protect her virtue. She couldn't chance it, not the way she loved her Jeff.
"We're gonna get wet if we stay out here." Jefferson's voice was a quiet rumble, his gaze penetrating.
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I picked this up to read in between releases by some of my favorite authors I liked the variety of stories and it was cool to get some little side stories about characters from these author's main series. A good group of short, fun(funny) stories.I'd recommend to anyone who has either dealt with a wedding/bride/groom and needs a laugh.
I picked up this book mostly because a few of the authors listed--Jim Butcher, Lori Handeland, Charlaine Harris and Sherrilyn Kenyon--are well-known. I was a little reluctant, only because with a title including the word "weddings" I was expecting a lot of romantic fluff. Nothing wrong with that, but not my thing. Instead, I was surprised to find a light, funny, and very creative collection ruminating on all the problems, mishaps and outright disasters associated with weddings even before the supernatural gets involved. Only a few of the stories feature brides and grooms as the main characters; most revolve around the antics of the bridesmaids, best men, caterers, guests and random interlopers, all of whom get into plenty of trouble and most of whom find romance at the end, if rarely with the person you would expect. The best stories in the group are LA Banks' Spellbound, about a couple desperate to marry despite their voodoo-practicings, feuding families; Rachel Caine's Dead Man's Chest, a Pirates of the Carribean-style high-seas adventure; and Esther M Friesner's The Wedding of Wylda Serene, an upper-class comedy of manners that only gets its supernatural twist in the ends. More so than any other paranormal/urban fantasy collection out there, this book features a huge range of styles, plots and mythical and supernatural creatures.
I stumbled upon this while looking for more from my favorite author Charlaine Harris - what I stumbled upon was a great book that made me laugh. The different scenarios are funny and the different takes on supernatural weddings is nice. I especially liked "Dead Man's Chest" by Rachel Cane, "Tacky" by Charlaine Harris an "The Wedding of Wylda Serene" by Esther M. Friesner. You get pirates, magicians, vampires, werewolves + the craziness that goes along with a lot of weddings even without supernatural forces. Hope others find it as funny as I did it was definately worth reading.
When you don't like one story in an anthology, you can just skip to the next. However, in this one, you won't want to miss a word anywhere! There's vampires, werewolves, Elvis, pirates, Greek gods and so much more. I was pleasantly surprised with the quality of each and every story. P.N. Elrod has pulled together a 'spook-tacular' variety of stories from some of the top paranormal authors (including herself). It's very hard to pick a favorite, but I think I have to go with Rachel Caine's 'Dead Man's Chest' - ARRRRGH, that's some fine story-tellin', matey! Elrod's own 'All Shook Up' isn't far behind (and I'm not an Elvis fan). But how can I forget the unique and funny 'The Wedding of Wylda Serene' by Esther M. Friesner? There's also well done tales by L.A. Banks, Jim Butcher, Lori Handeland, Sherrilyn Kenyon, and Susan Krinard. Although some of the stories are based in the writer's popular 'universes,' I had no trouble following any of the stories even when I wasn't familiar with the settings. In fact, I was so intrigued, I'll be placing their books on my 'must read' list. I'm really missing out on some good ones... Bravo! I wish all anthologies were this well done.
i loved all the stories in this book!!!!! it was an easy read and other peaple can relate to some of the stories as well...... all in all great book to read.
I loved this book. It was an easy read, humerous and so much fun. I bought it because I'm a huge Charlaine Harris fan but the other authors in the book have now piqued my interest. I truly recommend this book.
These nine short stories are amusing romantic fantasies that lampoons the sub-genre with chaotic weddings from hell. Star crossed lovers, wizards and enchantresses, vampires, ghosts, shapeshifters are either part of the wedding party or friends of the bride or groom. There is no telling who might show up as this anthology takes a lighthearted approach to nuptials amidst the paranormal. Sub-genre fans will appreciate this fun collection in which nothing is sacred. Accept the invitation to the weddings of the millennium, but don¿t complain about the seating as there is no telling what species from beyond will be at your table. This is a humorous compilation written by top authors worth reading by sub-genre fans.---------- Harriet Klausner
Nine bestselling authors come together and blend their talents to create a magical brew just for you, the reader. This novel is a collection of nine short stories. They are perfect for October reading, of course. The titles and authors are as follows: ........... 1)Spellbound by L.A. Banks == 2)Something Borrowed by Jim Butcher == 3)Dead Man's Chest by Rachel Cain == 4)All Shook Up by P. N. Elrod == 5)The Wedding of Wylda Serene by Esther M. Friesner == 6)Cursed by the Moon by Lori Handeland == 7)Tacky by Charlaine Harris == 8)A Hard Day's Night Searcher by Sherrilyn Kenyon == 9)...Or Forever Hold Your Peace by Susan Krinard == ................ **** This book has something for everyone, be it voodoo, shapeshifters, curses, magic, vampires, or even Greek mythology. And that is only a sample of the things found within these pages. I found myself laughing at parts, as well as, sitting on the edge of my seat during some very suspense filled moments. Wonderful Autumn reading! ****


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Skip to comments.Man arrested after successfully predicting bioweapon outbreak in Ukraine (video)
Posted on 11/21/2009 2:45:09 PM PST by funblonde
This is one creepy video. As you may or may not know, there is a flu outbreak in Ukraine. An Israeli microbiologist in Los Angeles predicted the outbreak and claimed it was a bio weapon and was hunted down in his car, gassed and tased after a robot smashed out his car windows. You can't make this stuff up.
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Do you think this will go viral?
No, I think everyone will avoid it like the plague.
I'm thinking of investing in tinfoil.
It's all adding up to no good.
Cripple, bless your heart- I hear you. But I just watched a video of a little old jewish microbiologist dragged out of his car by robots. Cut me some slack. :)
Chem trails have appeared all over the US too.
The mysterious case of Joseph Moshe and the pneumonic plague.
play video later
Tymoshenko, speaking at a morning press conference, blamed President Viktor Yushchenko, one of her rivals in next January's presidential election, for problems controlling the flu, and rising dead and sick counts.
"Unfortunately for the last eight days the President has not signed into law 1 billion hyrvnas (122 million dollars) to fight this epidemic," Tymoshenko said in comments aired by the 1+1 TV channel.
"From this point forward every person that gets sick or dies, the president will take personal reponsibility," she said.
Yushchenko has blocked the funding, saying the government budget lacks sufficient money to cover the emergency health spending.
This reminds me. Isn't Obozo supposed to announce that space aliens are among us sometime soon?
Yes. I believe Mr. Bambi's joint press conference with Miyuki Hatoyama will be aired sometime this week. They hammered out the details when Mr. Bambi was in Tokyo.
Cripple, sweetheart, we have an illegal Kenyan as a president, and at this moment, our congress is passing a bill to put us in jail if we don't buy their insurance. And need I remind you that I, only minutes ago, saw a little jewish microbiologist, named Israel's scientist of the year in 1996, gassed, tazed and dragged out of his car by robots? (I thought sure I had you with the robots) :)
I'm too busy making a salad to eat than worry about this.
>>Cripple, sweetheart<<
Um, Honey.
You've been here for less than a month.
Lose the smarmy "Sweetheart" crap until you're no longer green if you want to be taken seriously by anyone.
And especially don't do it to someone as respected as Cripplecreek. Makes you look like a looney noob.
I'm respected?
I rather suspect something is up with this new flu strain. It's not starting at one point and then spreading, it's popping up at random and infecting such and such person on one side of the world, and then such and such person on another side, where commuting would have created a chain of infection from which the outbreak could be traced.
I've suspected something like bioterrorism, but I think the reason the press is avoiding it because if they promoted it, it would cause massive panic. Something no government likes.
Actually I've been here for years. I have read yours and cripple's posts all those years which is why I'm not fighting back against the tinfoil insults. I know you're good people. But this is a serious story. people are actually dying over there, and it doesn't seem like a coincidence to me. Carry on.
Certainly by me, which is why I called you sweetheart. meaning that you have a sweet heart. And I stand by that.
I am lucky that the super top secret govt. agencies don't communicate well with each other as all the low flying black helicopters over my house disrupt the chem trails...and keep knocking my tin foil hat off my head.
Things have gotten so bad that I'm using tin cans and a string..
Wow, so what is the reason he was able to withstand three teargas bombs? Mossad training?
Also, he IS an Israeli microbiologist, that has been confirmed.
One more thing... check the Los Angeles inmate website. They show he was released on ROR, and yet also that he was in the state mental hospital, Patton State Hospital. However when a reporter called, he was not there. They finally admitted he was in jail.
Get this, this man that required the SWAT team, tank, EMP, robot window buster, tear gas, and taser... for "threatening the White House" was charged with a misdemeaner. In August and yet he isn't released and showing a court date of January 25, 2010. A microbiologist can't afford bail for a MISDEMEANOR?
Of course, we'll deny everything.
As many articles as I have read about President Yushchenko
this past week, I completely forgot he was the one that was poisoned by the KGB!!
Yeah, I wonder why he would be silent over this...
Well said netmilsmom! That tone bothered me too.
OTOH, the 'funblonde' does have a good point...
"we have an illegal Kenyan as a president, and at this moment, our congress is passing a bill to put us in jail if we don't buy their insurance. And...."
She/he has a point...
Welcome to Free Republic funblonde.
we all laugh it off but it doesn't matter, He thinks that WE are the crazy ones.
Oh yea, The World Trade Center was taken down with explosives.
especially building 7.
Let's not even talk about fluoride in our water or depleted uranium in the ME.
Between all that and the fact that the Illuminati, Bilderbergs and the ever evil Jooooooos are plotting to destroy us all we all might as well hang it up.
I do.
Happy Weekend before Thanksgiving, my FRiend.
Then you should know that smarmy gets you no respect from those of us who have been registered and put into conversations for years.
I watched your videos and found them interesting. I was hoping that other FReepers would comment. The fun on a thread is just that, fun. We have all posted threads that get good along with silly responses. Go into my Forum posts and read the Math thread I posted. It was a blast and I got my answer, as well and silly fun responses.
It's the nature of FR.
Interesting video.
bump 4 ltr reading
"Im respected?"
*I* would *never* accuse you of such a thing, honey! lol!
ok I have not yet read the whole thread, but would you mind directing me to where you found this stuff?
This is the inmate information for Los Angeles. Note the date arrested is the same as the day this happened (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A66kx0KYFCA) Lots of trouble for a guy charged with a misdemeanor (see LA inmate info site) and also what person is charged with a misdemeanor for "threatening the White House" which was the official police reason for all that stuff the police/FBI used.
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