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This is a discussion on Re: [9fans] security model - Plan9 ; second try... i'll take a stab at this. On Thu Feb 1 08:34:58 EST 2007, email@example.com wrote: > I intsalled combined cpu/auth server > I need some explanatories for plan9 security model, because I have > some troubles with undestanding ...
second try...
i'll take a stab at this.
On Thu Feb 1 08:34:58 EST 2007, firstname.lastname@example.com wrote:
> I intsalled combined cpu/auth server
> I need some explanatories for plan9 security model, because I have
> some troubles with undestanding dependences between factotum,secstore
> and keyfs.
> First I don't undestand why I must run auth/secstored on my auth
> server.
it is not required. secstore provides secure storage for users. also you
don't need to run secstore on the auth server, but for most people
that's where it makes sense.
> In fact keyfs provide to me interface to keys at nvram, and
keyfs provides an interface to /adm/keys*. nvram is something different.
on a cpu server, nvram stores the hostowner, and the hostowner's password
(secret) and a few other things so the machine can boot without operator
> secstore provide to me interface to keys at nvram...
no. secstore is secure storage for users. however, factotum will consult
secstore for you and try to load keys from the secstore file called
"factotum". you can store anything you'd like in secstore.
> Second I don't undestand what means "password" (after "secstore key")
> in auth/wrkey dialog. System password? Who is a "system password"?
secstore requires a password before it will allow access. in this case factotum
is trying to to retrive the file "factotum" on your behalf.
> Third I think that I must to add all my permanent auth-server users
> (users with remote terminals) of my "auth domain" to secstore on
> auth-server.
secstore storage isn't required.
> But cpu-server users of THIS cpu-server I must add to
> factotum too.
factotum is a proxy, not permanant storage. factotum is like ssh-agent, but it
works for all (okay, most) of the authentication types plan 9 requires.
the actual secrets go in /adm/keys. see auth(8).
> I must copy some keys from secstore to factotum at boot
> time if I want to grant access to both auth and cpu servers. Am I
> right?
nope. factotum is run a login time. the factotum interacts with the user
and secstore to compile a list of keys to hand over to various servers as
your proxy.
> Forth why noany ask me to password to access to secstore at boot time?
bringing it all back home. i assume this is on the auth server. the auth server
is a cpu server. the assumption is that there is physical security of this box.
the hostowner and key are kept in nvram. if you are not comfortable with this
(and you can live with the auth server being down until you're at the console
to enter the hostowner and password), you don't need an nvram file and you
can wipe it clean on a pc with
dd -if /dev/zero -of /dev/$disk/nvram -count 1
- erik


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County (roughly 15 miles due East from
Seattle). The complex is just north and across the river (east) from the Willows Golf Course and south of 124th Ave NE. Some maps refer to this park as
Park. The complex includes sixteen well maintained grass fields for youth soccer, youth camps, adult leagues, ultimate frisbee, and local and regional sports tournaments.
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Charlie Reddington wrote:
> System stats:
> OS = Fedora Core 6 x86_64
> Apache = 2.2.9 - latest stable
> Perl = 5.8.8
> Mod_Perl = 2.0 - Pulled the latest from svn as of today aug15
> Hi, I am trying to build a static modperl into apache. I'm using this
> for the modperl line.
> perl Makefile.PL MP_USE_STATIC=1 \
> MP_AP_PREFIX=/home/charlier/httpd-2.2.9 \
> MP_AP_CONFIGURE="--prefix=/usr/local/apache --enable-ssl
> --enable-rewrite --enable-so --with-included-apr --enable-cgi
> --enable-autoindex --enable-pie"
> This step goes fine, with no issues at all.
> When I run 'make'. It goes pretty fair but it ends with this.
> modperl_exports.c:1169: error: `modperl_thx_interp_get' undeclared here
> (not in a function)
> modperl_exports.c:1173: error: `modperl_thx_interp_set' undeclared here
> (not in a function)
> make[1]: *** [modperl_exports.o] Error 1
> make[1]: Leaving directory `/home/charlier/modperl-2.0/src/modules/perl'
> make: *** [modperl_lib] Error 2
> Is there any known fix to work around this?
Try with the 2.0.4 stable version of mod_perl. Also I would suggest
building mod_perl as a shared object (dynamically, not statically), so
would say remove the MP_USE_STATIC=1. I've seen people get it to work
but almost everyone I know builds mod_perl as a loadable module instead
of into the httpd binary.
> Charlie


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Ralph Campbell, age 62 of Smyrna, died Sunday at Skyline Medical Center. He was a born in Nashville but spent most of his life in Smyrna. He was a son of the late Henry Robert and Jewell Mae Robertson Campbell. In addition to his parents he was preceded in death by a brother Billy Ray Campbell. He worked for H.G. Lipscomb Hardware in Nashville for over 45 years.
Mr. Campbell is survived by his daughter Angelique Brooke Campbell of Old Hickory and a brother Kenneth Campbell.
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July 29, 2012 - Mike McLain
BEREA -- Pat Shurmur calls it his favorite day of the year.
Sunday was the day the players practiced in full pads for the first time in training camp. Plenty of runs were ordered, and the players didn't hold back at times in taking shots.
Shurmur had to like what he saw of running back Trent Richardson, who took a middle screen from quarterback Brandon Weeden and made a couple of defenders miss. It's exactly what the Browns need to happen to open up the offense.
Shurmur praised the blocking of left tackle Joe Thomas and left guard Jason Pinkston, and for the second straight day he praised rookie defensive tackle John Hughes and Billy Winn.
Weeden looked better than he did Saturday, but he did underthrow Mohamed Massaquoi on a seam route. Safety Eric Hagg played under Massaquoi and was able to make the interception in 7 on 7 drills.
James Dockery picked off Colt McCoy on a pass intended for rookie receiver Travis Benjamin during 7 on 7s.
Injury-prone running back Montario Hardesty looked healthy and quick. Shurmur said it's the quickest he's seen Hardesty look since his time in Cleveland.
O'niel Cousins lined up with the first team offense at right tackle. Rookie Mitchell Schwartz had been working with the first unit. Shurmur said he plans to work both players there before making a decision on a starter.
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"(A)ctual enumeration . . ."
Article I, Section 2, Constitution of the United States
On a 5-4 vote, the U.S. Supreme Court on Monday rejected the legality of using statistical sampling to conduct the constitutionally-mandated decennial census.
The sampling proposal was initiated by the Clinton administration and congressional Democrats to help enhance the counting of minorities, especially those in America's inner cities who comprise a largely Democratic voting bloc.
Writing for the majority, Justice Sandra Day O'Connor (who was joined in the affirmative by Chief Justice William H. Rehnquist and Justices Anthony M. Kennedy, Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas) did not address specifically the constitutionality of statistical sampling as a tool for national head counting, only that federal census laws - amended in 1976 - did not allow for any other methodology than an one-by-one head count - "actual enumeration."
The significance of the decision will have an impact on the future division of the 435 U.S. House of Representative seats, congressional, state and local voting districts, and distribution of nearly $200 billion in federal funding, all to be determined by 2000 national census results.
We agree with O'Connor that "(w)hen Congress amended . . . (the census law) in 1976, it did not in doing so alter the longstanding prohibition on the use of sampling in matters relating to apportionment."
If the constitutionality of the one-by-one head count is ever challenged in the courts, the result should be the same.
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First Photo: Blooming silverswords, or 'ahinahina, found only on Haleakala, are shown along the Sliding Sands Trail in the Haleakala Crater. "Long-term residents and park staff say this is one of the best years they've seen for flowers up here," said Superintendent Natalie Gates. A large silversword can produce thousands of viable seeds, which take root in the harsh environment of the 10,000-foot summit of Haleakala, she said. Hikers should stay on the trails to protect the roots and seedlings of the threatened plants, she said. The unique plants live between 3 and 90 years and die soon after flowering. "We hope neighbors and visitors alike will come enjoy this incredible sight," said Gates. Visitors can view the blooming silverswords at the Kalahaku Overlook, on the 4- to 6-mile round trip into the summit basin on the Sliding Sands Trail, at the Haleakala Visitor Center, and in greenhouses near the Headquarters Visitor Center. The park currently is in the final months of a yearlong study to determine the possible effects of climate change on the silversword.
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Round Abaca Basket
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When natural abaca is dyed, it becomes saturated with rich, dense color. Use these woven bins as cheerful storage for toys or laundry.
- 14" wide x 11" deep x 21" high
- Abaca rope is handwoven over a wire frame.
- Features handles for easy carrying and a removable lid.
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- Maximum Weight Capacity: 22 pounds
- Spot clean with a damp, soft cloth.
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Las Vegas Sands (LVS) stock may pull back soon, but that would be a 'good buying chance,' said TheStreet's Chris Versace and Bob Lang.
The CEO answered more like a man trying to protect his job than one trying to protect his shareholders.
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How to Create a Photography Portfolio
Photographers develop their art and their craft to create outstanding photographs worthy of capturing a share of a lucrative market. Photographers will benefit by learning how to create a photography portfolio in order to market their work. Dedicated photographers often have a collection of photographs before they contemplate entering the commercial market, and this collection is a great starting place.
1Examine the work of the great photographers at the local library, on the web or at a nearby museum. Ansel Adams and Eugene Smith produced dissimilar images using similar skills and techniques. Their portfolios are accessible and educational. Adams focused on landscapes while Smith was a photojournalist, but their collections contain commercial quality images, which are inspirational and instructive.
- Check out the work of photographers currently producing commercial quality images. Adams and Smith produced their work years ago, but the most recent great photography is available at libraries and museums. Successful photographers showcase their best images on their websites and market their work to the public.
- Narrow the focus of your research to the work of photographers who share your interest in subject matter.
2Define the purpose of your portfolio and study how to create a photography portfolio for that purpose. Photographers might choose to assemble their work in a portfolio to share with friends and family, while another photographer plans to use the photographs as the sole means of support.
3Choose an appropriate carrier for the portfolio that can be assembled in a myriad of methods. A bound book of selected works is a possibility as is a collection posted on a website. The target audience is the important consideration when choosing a carrier for the portfolio. Traditional artists may prefer printed images, while others might prefer the convenience of a website.
- Decide on the target audiences before you start if possible. This may save you time and money. Multiple portfolios will require multiple prints. Photographs are easily copied from one digital portfolio to another, but prints take time and energy. Making multiple copies at one time and in one place will be less expensive and time consuming if plans are organized ahead of the start.
4Assemble existent photographs in the chosen format and take stock of your product.
5Photograph the subjects that are necessary for addition to existent collection to possess a great portfolio.
- Choose the perfect number of photographs for inclusion in your portfolio. Make sure that the work prepared for presentation is an outstanding showcase of your skill as an artist and a craftsman. A limited number of photographs may not show the depth of your talent, while too many photographs might distract from the best of your collection.
6Polish the material gathered into an excellent presentation as opposed to one that is "good enough."
- Decide on steps needed for perfection. Images might need some tweaking for a better print while others might be superior with a better crop. Complete the computer or darkroom work necessary. Work toward perfection before moving to marketing to your target audience.
7Market, display or share the perfected portfolio depending on your objectives.
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- Make sure that only your best photographs are in the portfolio so that people can see the best of your work. This will also help to give employers a good impression of your work.
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Baltimore Orioles left-hander Randy Wolf has a torn ulnar collateral ligament in his pitching elbow and likely will need Tommy John surgery, according to the team's website.
Wolf was signed Aug. 31 after being released by the Milwaukee Brewers and went 2-0 with a 5.28 ERA in five games (two starts) for the Orioles.
"He had an impact here," manager Buck Showalter told the website. "He got some big outs for us and pitched some innings that we needed pitched well. He's a pro. He impacted this club. … If he wants to continue to be with us, then that's his call and I'll support that."
Wolf, 36, had Tommy John surgery in 2005 when he was a member of the Philadelphia Phillies.


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Hi All,
We are recently trying to migrate to Eclipse 3.5 from RAD 6.0 using WAS 6.0 standalone. We were able to start the server but the problem that we are facing is when we try to "Add/Remove project". We do not get the dialogue box for Add/Remove projects instead we are getting the following error message - "There are no projects that can be added or removed from the server".
Appreciate any inputs on this.


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Another quick thought about neuroleptics - I've talked to lots of people who've taken them, and there is a consistency about their reports that those suckers can stop your ability to articulate what's going on. So things can get really scary for them, and they can't tell anyone about it - they can only act it out. But the consciousness is still there, and can come back.
I really, really hope that your absence isn't a sign of bad things happening. Arohanui (much love) from NZ, along with some springtime light.


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According to efastball.com, these pitchers all threw over 100 mph in 2009:
102.7 (138), Joel Zumaya (Tigers), 6/30/2009, Oakland Coliseum
102.6 (39), Jonathan Broxton (Dodgers), 7/3/2009, PETCO Park
102.2 (16), Brian Wilson (Giants), 9/5/2009, Miller Park
101.3 (12), Daniel Bard (Red Sox), 7/30/2009, Fenway Park
101.1 (14), Neftali Feliz (Rangers), 8/7/2009, Angel Stadium Anaheim
101.0 (15), Justin Verlander (Tigers), 9/19/2009, Metrodome
Out of the six on the 101-plus list, three (Zumaya, Wilson, and Feliz) had Tommy John surgery in 2012.
Only Verlander still throws 100+.
In Broxton's last appearance on September 4, 2012, he was throwing 97.1 mph.
Daniel Bard is a completely different pitcher than he was in 2009. His fastball has topped out at 93.9 in 2012, and that was a home run pitch he gave up on September 1.
This story written in June 2011 showed that Bard was hitting 98 mph last season.
In 2009, Bard averaged 99.69, and topped out at 101.3.
Three years later he is down to an average of 92.41, with that home run being his fastest pitch.
Across the board, many power pitchers of today throw at a lower velocity than they did a few years ago.
Was it the PED's used a short time ago, or did the arm wear down? Or is it a flaw in their pitching motion?
Verlander is still able to throw over 100 in the eighth or ninth inning, as a starter, while the rest of the old 100 mph group pitched as relievers.
By far, he is the Nolan Ryan of this baseball generation.
Each time he pitches we truly are seeing what Walter Johnson once said about Smoky Joe Wood in 1912. "Ain't no man alive that throws harder than (Justin Verlander)".


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So people that know me or have read my blog know i love street fighter. and its pretty much the game that never leaves my console unless its to pop in halo. Well sometime last year they released the 25th anniversary package which included a bunch of extras. But went for the price of 149 or 199. i dont really remember because i wasnt remotely interested in pre ordering it. especially since most limited edition bundles arent worth their crap in value later on...except a few random things i can think of....(like that stupid fall out 3 lunch pail...i think that goes for a good amount as a collectors item still).
Well so this past week amazon, bestbuy, walmart seem to be getting rid of their stock. And bam we can get it for 79.99. Okay for i want to say that this is an excellent deal for someone that doesnt own ANY OF THE STREET FIGHTER GAMES FOR PS3 or XBOX. because you get a few games in this package. As for me i already own a few so it sort of didnt stack up for me as great of a deal i thought it was going to be.
Sooooo i bought mine off of amazon. (GOOOoooOO amazon prime) and used a few of my gift cards and picked up the package for pretty cheap. I went ahead and chose teh ps3 25th bundle because of the added extras such as the alpha games that they offered (the xbox version didnt get these titles).
Soo without further adooooo
Yep thats it. The street fighter package. Its pretty mysterous. theres a god damn logo on it!!! check that shit out. I have no idea what the hell that symbol means! but its on there on the fucken box!!! HELL YESS!!! its like saying god damn bitches this shit is the street fighter anniversary 25th 149 dollar box set fucken buy me now!!!!
Excited as i was i was like fuck yah im going to fucken open this.
hahaha nice one capcom you got me there. its like christmas time when you give someone a gift and you put it in a smaller box so when they open it theres another box. Not sure why they did that when this thing is already wrapped in plastic and in a hard ass sturdy case. but good job capcom i was pretty surprised.
Hellll yes Gooooo streett fighter!!!!!!!!!
anxious i rip off that plastic packaging over the big box. And slowly pop open the case and let go...BAM!!!!!
I am not going to lie. You see that little soft piece of ribbon sitting there keeping the upper part of the lid up? that scared the living shit out of me. Why i have no idea. Maybe it was the twang sound i heard when popping it open? Or maybe there were invisible hadoukens? Or maybe i had a hadou-cant moment? i have no idea. But yah....
If you look carefully in the picture you get this autographed certificiate of authenticity from...(i cant read the signature nor do i really care...) guy responsible for the sf series i guess? And its all in english!!!! yes im impressed. I think i saw him introducing sfxt a while back before its released and he needed a translator...but this time it seems he has mastered the "engrish" language. Thanked us for our support and even wrote Shoryuken! as the last word on the certificate. Pretty awesome. What more can i want as a fan.
So here we have ryu in his packaging doing his dragon punch. Looks pretty cool. I sort of thought they would have had him doing his patented fireball..but its all good. He has like water gushing out from under him that turns blue. That means if you fuck with him he can hit you with his blue wavy dragon punch that glows in the dark. Pretty neat stuff. Not sure if i want to take it out of the package. But this thing does take batteries. So i probably will take it out of the package. And use it as a night light, keeps the bitches in check yo.
next up we have the games and the soundtrack collection
SO here is what you get... one case contains both sf ae and sfxt ( i havent opened this yet so i dont know what else might be in it but thats what it says on the box, along with a not for resale sign).
Then we have the a dvd box that has 4 street fighter series on it. I havent opened it yet but states it has...
-i am street fighter documentary
-street fighter animated movie (im sure we have all seen this)
street fighter the ties that bind...
street fighter IV original film
street fighter the animated series
not bad for some viewable content...i really wish they would have put "FOCUS" the street fighter documentary on here. If you havent seen that yet. Head over to g4 type in Focus documentary and watch it. Its pretty good, and will pretty much get you hyped to play sf.
Okay what the hell...
so im staring at the downloadable contect card. and i read off the site it said we get the alpha series...well the downloadable card states..
sf2 hd remix..
3rd strike online
arcade edition (extra costumes)
sfxt (i guess costumes characters and maybe gems?)
if there wasnt an alpha download i would have purchased the xbl version....well ill let you guys know and see what happens when input these.
ohh yah and if you buy this and want to sell only one of the codes for one of the sf downloadable games. I just want you to know that its only once single code you enter for all this stuff. So if you decide to give em that code they take all your games....wow...sorta sucks.
Ohh yah and those single cds are just soundtrack releases. I guess i can listen to guiles theme as im rolling in my truck screaming sonic boom at everyone i see.
now last but not least...
The authentic RYU BELT!!!!
I bet you guys had no idea that there was even writing on this belt. Because i didnt know that. Now i guess i can wear this with my ghetto ken costume for next year. Or I can be ryu for next year for halloween? Either way i have a damn cool ass belt that has stuff written on it i dont understand. Maybe ill get that tattood on me sorta like how people get chinese characters tatted on them and feel like walking symbolism. Cool stuff.
alright so thats it. For those of you that want to get the ps3 package of this. thats whats in it. I still dont see any alpha games...for downloadable content.
Woo hoo the moment you enter that code, it prompts you through a but load of avatar downloads, costume downloads etc, and then the street fighter alpha games!!!!!! YESSSSS FTW!!!!


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For me paleo baked goods can make me overeat just as much as standard ones. Slather some butter on fresh baked coconut almond flour bread and I can eat the entire loaf. That and the fact that I'm not convinced of the safety of baking with nut flours or flax makes me avoid them.
Every once in a while as a treat or for company there's nothing wrong with a healthier alternative to a SAD treat though. Esp if you can handle it without it whacking you out. For me I prefer foods that satisfy me and fill me up without leaving me wanting more when I've clearly had enough. I've worked too hard to conquer my carb and sugar monsters to let them run amok now. For that reason, and with very few exceptions, I stay away from baked goods, paleo or not.


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I want to copy results recordings to batch classification.
Kindly explain how this can be done.
I had tried this by referring other posts in SDN but I am unable to get the results. Please explain.
These are the basic step to transfer result to batch:
SPRO setting
Go to QCC0
->Quality inspection->Inspection lot completion-->transfer inspection decision to batch
Master Data
1. Create a characteristic of type Num or Char and assign the selected set to the characteristic. (Go to values tab in characteristic and click on other values option and choose selected set).
2. Assign the same characteristic in MIC.
3. Create a batch class and assign the same characteristic, and assign the batch class in the material master.
4.Carry out the std QM cycle
Check and let us know.
Dear Nehal,
Thanks for your reply.
I have followed the steps as given by you.
But I had two problems here.
1: During defining characteristics, system is not selecting all selected sets defined, this is limited only to characteristic attribute
2: batch characteristic are not copied automatically, but system pop ups a window during UD where again characteristic values need to maintained manually.
Please tell if I am missing something.
Thanks and Regards,
Check whether Indicator 'Batch Valuation without Material Spec' in SPRO->QM->Basic Settings->Maintain Settings at Plant Level->Inspection Lot Completion is set
Steps Followed,
u2022 Creation of class Characteristic (CT04)
u2022 Creation of Batch Class (CL01)
u2022 Assignment of above created classed characteristic to the Batch Class at the time of class creation. (CL01)
u2022 Assignment of batch class to material master in classification view. (MM01)
u2022 Creation of MIC with reference to above created Class characteristic (QS21)
u2022 Creation of inspection plan with above MIC (QP01)
u2022 Creation of new batch (external numbering) for the material (MSC1N)
u2022 Creation of manual lot for 89 lot origin (QA01)
u2022 Result recording and usage decision (QA32)
Normally the batch-classification from QM should work, if the following
preconditions are fullfilled :
1. a class char. is created with CT04. This class char. must have the
following definition
a) type NUM
b) type CHAR and a selected set assigned in the tabstrip 'value' >
other value check > catalog char.
2. this class char. has to be linked to a master inspection char. (QS21)
3. This master inspection char. has to be included in an inspection
plan (if you do an inspection with plan) or in a mterial
specification (if you do an inspection with material spec.)
4. The class char. has to be assigned to a class of class-type 022 or
5. This class has to be assigned to the material master
6. The indicator 'batch valuation without mat. spec.' should be set
in the customizing-view V_TQSS1 (plant-dependent QM-settings)
7. An inspection lot has to be created
8. Results have to be recorded and closed (status of the char. has to
be '5' !!).
9. If you work with inspection points, the batch classification should
be carried out, when the results recording is saved (according to
the link, defined in step 2)
10. If you do not work with inspection point, the batch-classification
should be carried out, when the usage-decision is done and the
stock-posting is done (if lot is stock-relevant).


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Saw this last night and thought it was fantastic. A porn queen and Matthew Berry being in a fantasy league together is so funny. Whenever people think the world is in a downward spiral I point them toward a situation like this. Sure there's still no peace in the Middle East, there's racial unrest coming to a head in Middle America and someone gave the middle finger on national television last night. But guess what? We've got porn legends and Matthew Berry talking football right in front of our eyes. How can you see something like that and not think the world is better today than it ever has been?
PS – Lisa Ann saying the middle finger is "NOT a GOOD LOOK" is both preposterous and tremendous.
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Arsenal might not have been particularly active during the January transfer window, but that should change during the summer.
Arsene Wenger has said that the winter window should be abolished, and real team-building does not really occur until July and August roll around. So, even though we're talking about Arsenal here, feel free to get your hopes up when the season ends.
Who are the early rumors pointing towards? What stars can you hope for, if not expect? Here are five to get the blood pumping.


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Jonathan Garrett gave the team 6.2 solid innings on the mound, but Green Wave strand 13 on the bases
NEW ORLEANS, La.-Four Green Wave batters posted multiple-hit ballgames, and junior right-hander Jonathan Garrett gave the team a solid 6.2-inning start, as the Tulane University baseball team battled to a 5-5, 10-inning tie vs. Conference USA foe Marshall Sunday afternoon at the new Greer Field at Turchin Stadium.
Tulane out-hit Marshall, 14-8, but stranded 13 runners on base, including leaving them loaded in the first, sixth and seventh innings. With the tie, Tulane is now 21-9-1 on the season and 3-2-1 in C-USA play. Marshall meanwhile, completes the weekend 14-14-1 overall and 4-4-1 in league action. Sunday's 5-5 decision is the first tie for the Green Wave since March 19, 2000, when Tulane deadlocked with Louisville 3-3 in another Sunday series finale at the old Turchin Stadium.
"It was a very disappointing day," Tulane head coach Rick Jones said. "We've got to play better as a team. We left way too many people on. When you leave the bases loaded three different times, you leave 13 runners on and you have an opportunity to break the game open early on and don't do it, it's a disappointing thing.
"We've got to throw more strikes. I thought Jonathan threw well, but as a staff, we have not commanded the strike zone like teams I've had in the past. We've got to do a better job of that, and the results are evident. We have got to be able to swing the bat better in RBI situations or the result is going to be what they were today."
Junior left fielder Warren McFadden led the Green Wave with three singles in four trips to the plate while junior designated hitter Andrew Rodgers, freshman third baseman Rob Segedin and junior first baseman Sam Honeck had two hits apiece. Both of Segedin's hits were doubles, including two-run, two-bagger in the fifth.
The game was halted after 10 innings due to an early flight by the Marshall team. Tulane officials were unaware of the Herd's travel plans until the line-up exchange prior to first pitch and the umpiring crew stated before the game that no inning would begin after 4:15 p.m.
"I'm disappointed by the time limit, which was not in our control," Jones said. "Who knows what would have happened if we had played the rest of the time? No one knows because we didn't get a chance to. But when you put yourself on the edge by not stretching the lead when you have opportunities and are given free passes, you usually deserve the fate you get and that's what happened."
Marshall drew first blood with back-to-back, two-out doubles by first baseman Josh Valle and centerfielder Nate Lape to give the Herd a 1-0 lead in the opening stanza, but Tulane came right back to tie the game two at-bats into the home half of the frame.
Junior right fielder Drew Allain opened the bottom of the first with a leadoff single to center and junior second baseman Anthony Scelfo followed with an RBI-double to give tie the game at 1-all. Junior shortstop Seth Henry hit an infield single to third in the ensuing at-bat and Rodgers roped a two-run double to left to stake the Wave to a 3-1 advantage.
Despite loading the bases on a hit batsman and a walk, Marshall starter Dan Straily was able to wiggle off the hook with a ground ball and a pair of pop ups to get out of the inning and keep it a two-run affair.
Following three scoreless innings, Tulane took a 5-1 lead in the fifth on Segedin's two-run double to left, but that would be the Green Wave's final run of the day. Marshall, meanwhile, scored an unearned run in the sixth when third baseman Brandon Casamassima hit a leadoff single, advanced to second on a botched double-play ball and scored on Lape's second RBI-double of the afternoon to make it 5-2.
The score remained that way going into the ninth, and the Wave got off to a bad start in the final stanza of regulation as sophomore reliever Preston Claiborne walked the first two batters of the inning to bring the tying run to the plate. Jones called on junior right-hander Mason Griffin to put out the fire, but shortstop Adam Yeager bounced a chopper over Segedin's head at third base to cut the lead to two, and Valle came through with a two-out, two-run single to shallow right on a 2-2 Griffin offering to tie the game.
Tulane had a chance to win the game in the 10th when Honeck hit a leadoff double to right central before being replaced by freshman pinch runner Nick Boullosa. During the ensuing at-bat, however, Allain showed bunt but slashed into a 3-6 fielder's chose that saw Boullosa thrown out at third base. Allain stole second with two away, but that was as far as he would get as Marshall reliever Arik Sikula posted back-to-back strikeouts to get out of the inning without any damage done and the game was called.
"It's really hard to see a positive right now," Jones said. "We know we're going to see a tough conference road trip next weekend. We're on the road for four of the next five games, and it doesn't get easier. We've got to get better, bottom line."
Tulane returns to action on Tuesday, April 8, when the Green Wave play host to Nicholls State at 6 p.m. at Greer Field at Turchin Stadium. From there, Tulane will travel across town to battle New Orleans on Wednesday at Maestri Field before hitting the road for a three-game Conference USA series at Houston over the weekend at Cougar Field. For ticket information to Tuesday night's ballgame, or for future Green Wave athletic events, contact the Tulane Athletics Ticket Office at 504-861-WAVE or log onto the internet at www.TulaneGreenWave.com.


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A 65-year-old Kenner woman was ordered to prison for three years Thursday for causing the deaths of three people in an Interstate 10 car wreck. Carol Banks had been under house arrest as a condition of her $750,000 bond since her conviction in the Feb. 10, 2010, deaths of three members of the Faucheux family.
The bond let Banks delay the start of her prison sentence while her attorneys appealed her conviction. The conviction became final on May 2, when the state Supreme Court declined to hear her case. That same day, Assistant District Attorney Matthew Caplan filed papers asking Judge Ellen Kovach of the 24th Judicial District Court to order Banks to prison.
The request came to a head Thursday. Her attorneys sought to extend the appeal bond further while they seek relief from the U.S. Supreme Court.
Kovach denied the request and ordered Banks to prison. Deputies escorted her out of the courtroom in handcuffs to the parish jail, where she was to await her transfer to the state prison system.
Banks was driving west on I-10 near the Loyola Drive exit when her car clipped the rear of a minivan, causing it to slide sideways across the median. An eastbound sports-utility vehicle collided with the van.
Killed were Gerard Faucheux, 42, of Meadville, Miss., who was driving the van, and his parents, Nelson and Shirley Faucheux, both 72, of St. James Parish.
Banks said a motorist in a black sports-utility vehicle had been harassing her as they drove on I-10, and that she blacked out. After clipping the minivan, she exited I-10 at Loyola and stopped.
She was charged with vehicular homicide, because of an elevated level of cough suppressant that could cause hallucinations. Her trial attorney argued she had a rare medical condition that prevented the suppressant from metabolizing, which skewed toxicology tests.
At trial in 2012, the jury convicted her of three counts of negligent homicide. A month later, Kovach sentenced her to three years in prison, followed by two years of house arrest.
The judge also authorized the $750,000 appeal bond, which Banks was able to post days later after receiving financial help from an acquaintance. She had been confined to house arrest as a condition of that bond until Thursday.
Banks' attorney, Sarah Johnson, said her client isn't a flight risk or a danger to anyone. Banks also cared for her elderly parents and a schizophrenic brother.
"Ms. Banks's incarceration will pose a significant hardship on her family, because they would have to hire a home health aide or place the parents in a nursing home," Johnson wrote. "It is likely that both of these options are cost-prohibited."


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Cold Creek Manor
I gave this movie an extra bomb just because I hate Mike Figgis. The fact that there are some people in this world who consider this guy an auteur makes me sick. He's made so many awful films that it's hard to believe he's allowed to do anything in the film industry, much less direct. Seriously, I would not hire this guy to go get coffee. Consider the films he's made: "Timecode," "The Loss of Sexual Innocence," "One Night Stand," and my own personal favorite shit brick: "Leaving Las Vegas," one of the most overrated films in cinematic history.
Here's the irony: "Cold Creek Manor" might be this guy's best movie ever, and it's still a steaming pile. Cooper Tilson (Dennis Quaid) decides to move his family from the city to the country for safety reasons, apparently because his son, Jesse (Ryan Wilson), is almost hit by an SUV.
So you'd think that a guy concerned about safety would try to lie low when he arrives in his new hometown. Instead, Cooper, a documentary filmmaker, buys an old house with a suspicious past. Not only does he buy the house, but he buys everything inside of the house, including all of the previous family's personal possessions and some photographs of naked girls. Cooper claims he wants to do a documentary on the house or something stupid like that. The truth is that he's just as sick of his wife (Sharon Stone) as we are.
The next thing he knows, the house's previous owner, Dale Massie (Stephen Dorff) shows up and wants to help work on the pool. Of course, we all know that "work on the pool" is a thinly-veiled euphemism for "cut your family up into tiny pieces," but apparently Cooper and his wife, Leah (Stone), don't know this. They don't speak psychotic country bumpkin. Frankly, one has to kind of side with Dale, since Cooper has been pawing through all the Massie family personal stuff like some kind of sicko.
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Comments: Earth to Wind Turbine: "Blow me."
I am going to play devil's advocate but who would have thought about wind when designing a wind turbine? Fire yes,
but not wind.
Posted by Potsie at January 30, 2013 3:22 PM
I think it is good thing. In a few years after the subsidies go away because we can't afford to pay them. The bird Cuisinarts will disappear too.
Posted by Fat Man at January 30, 2013 6:15 PM
Check the warning label. Probably says: Not for outdoor use
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Take the money and run...whrrrriiiillll.
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What do you really do as a climatologist, an atmospheric scientist, or a meteorologist? And what should you study in school to get there? On April 30 the Museum held a Climatology Career Day for students in the Museum's Youth EXPO, Digital WAVE, and Upward Bound programs to answer these questions.
Students talked with Robert Molleda, Warning Coordination Meteorologist from the National Weather Service; Maria Beotegui, Education Coordinator from Biscayne National Park; David Bernard, CBS4 Chief Meteorologist; Dr. Arturo Rodriguez, Professor of Chemistry and Meteorology from Miami Dade College; Erik Salna, Associate Director of the International Hurricane Research Center at Florida International University; Dr. Amy Clement, Professor of Meteorology and Oceanography from the University of Miami's Rosenstiel School of Marine and Atmospheric Science; and Dr. Kevin Helmle, Research Scientist from the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA). Not to mention Michael Garay, Senior Physics Engineer from NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory, who was the keynote speaker for the event and spoke with us through Second Life.
These people all had something in common – when they were younger, some kind of spark inspired them to get into science, and they worked really hard to get where they wanted to go. All we need to do now is follow our own inspiration.


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Sheraton Hotel Workers File Federal Charges Against Union Organizing Campaign Alleging Bribery and Harassment
Santa Monica, Calif. (December 4, 2003) – Six employees at the Four Points by Sheraton Hotel today filed federal charges to challenge a joint effort by union and company officials to corral the hotel staff into union membership against their wishes.
Evidence suggests that Hotel Employees and Restaurant Employees (HERE) Union Local 11 operatives repeatedly attempted to bribe and intimidate employees into supporting the union during a recent organizing drive. Feeling coerced, the group of employees contacted the National Right to Work Legal Defense Foundation, and the Foundation's legal-aid attorneys filed charges with the National Labor Relations Board (NLRB) alleging unfair labor practices against both the union and the hotel.
The union organizers used the harassment and alleged bribes as part of an effort to induce employees to sign union authorization cards that would be counted as a vote for unionization. Because workers were harassed into signing union authorization cards, and many revoked signed cards, the employees also dispute the union's claim that a majority of Sheraton workers actually support the union. The employees, therefore, contend that HERE officials should be prevented from bargaining on their behalf.
"Union officials knew they could not win a traditional, government-supervised secret ballot election of the employees," said Stefan Gleason, Vice President of the National Right to Work Foundation. "That's why they resorted to bullying employees one-by-one into signing union recognition cards."
During the union organizers' push for signatures, HERE officials reportedly made significant rent payments on behalf of multiple workers and offered fruit baskets and other special favors to certain hotel employees. Now that the HERE union is recognized by hotel management as the workplace representative for all employees, HERE officials are demanding that all employees be forced to pay union dues or fees as a job condition.
The card-check organizing campaign came about as a result of a so-called "neutrality agreement," under which union organizers did not have to face a secret ballot election of the employees and were granted broad access to the workplace to pressure employees into signing union cards. Union organizers even followed employees to their homes. While the NLRB charges are pending, Foundation attorneys are also investigating whether the City of Santa Monica imposed the scheme on Sheraton. Such action by a local government body would be preempted by federal law.


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Each year an alumni is awarded the Drum Major for Justice Award. This is a prestigious award that is given to those that have been following in the footsteps of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. by dedicating their life working to gain justice for others. The award is given at the Martin Luther King Celebration Brunch in January of each year.


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Senate Bill 833 passed out of the Joint Ways and Means Committee Friday morning with bipartisan support.
Driver cards would cost $64, with subsequent
renewals to cost $44. Standard eight-year licenses currently cost $60,
renewals $40.
The program is estimated to generate $5.3 million in revenue for the state in 2013-15 and $2.7 million in 2015-17.
Oregon Department of Transportation officials estimate it would cost $4.7 million to implement the program, including the addition of six full-time positions and 58 temporary positions.
"Revenues from customers paying the fee is expected to cover the cost of implementation and ongoing," Amy Joyce, an ODOT legislative liaison, told committee members.
The driver card would not include the words "driver license" or "driver permit" but would contain a distinguishing feature to be determined by the Driver and Motor Vehicles Services Division.
Applicants would need to have resided in Oregon for at least a year. They must also provide proof of identity and date of birth, such an unexpired valid passport from the person's country of citizenship or an unexpired consular identification document.
Money raised from the driver cards would go to the State Highway Fund.
A 2008 state law requires proof of U.S. citizenship or lawful presence in the country to get a driver's license.
Supporters frame the legislation as a public safety issue of ensuring that drivers are licensed and insured and can get to their jobs, churches, schools and stores.
Opponents see no reason to offer driving privileges to those who are in the country illegally. Federal law also prohibits undocumented residents from legally working, they said.
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A need for quiet relaxation could drive you to spend more time at home today. You may crave serenity but find yourself distracted by the rigors of your daily life or by people competing for your attention. Your private side can find satisfaction, however, if you leave the world behind and enter the retreat that is your home. You can use this quiet time by reflecting upon your life and giving yourself permission to pamper your mind and soul. Writing in a journal, meditating, taking a hot bath with frankincense oil, or indulging in creative pursuits could fulfill you today. Consider leaving the world behind entirely today by shutting off your phone and shutting down your computer.
When your thoughts are focused inward and you are driven to reflect upon your life, your home can offer a sanctuary where you can relax and commune with your soul. Your home is a place where you can feel nurtured because you are surrounded by what comforts you. You have the power to create a personal space that mirrors your soul's innate tranquility and inspires you to think and act freely. Home is often the only setting where we can find the peace necessary to restore our energy and rejuvenate ourselves after hours spent focusing on worldly concerns. Spending time at home today will help you reconnect with yourself in a peaceful way.
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Criminal charges have been dropped against Total Transportation of Mississippi in relation to a fatal accident involving one of its drivers that killed five people in April 2015.
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May 9, 2016 - Industry News
A Cook County, Ill., jury ruled against a food refrigeration company and its former fleet driver who allegedly had drugs in his system at the time of a 2012 accident.
Tags: Liability, Fatal Accidents, Drugged Driving, Court Rulings, Drivers
January 14, 2016 - Industry News
Recent analysis by ATA of crash and mileage data has shown a decline in the rate of truck-involved fatalities in both the short and long term.
Tags: ATA, Fatal Accidents, FHWA, NHTSA, Crash Analysis
December 29, 2015 - Industry News
The truck driver who rear-ended comedian Tracy Morgan's limousine, injuring him and killing another comedian, has been indicted for charges of manslaughter, vehicular homicide and aggravated assault.
Tags: Accidents, Fatal Accidents, NTSB, Fatigue, Walmart
November 8, 2015 - Industry News
The Walmart truck driver involved in a fatal crash with a limousine carrying comedian Tracy Morgan was awake for more than 28 hours prior to the crash, according to an NTSB investigation.
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The truck driver involved in a June 25 nine-vehicle crash on I-75 near Chattanooga, Tenn., that killed six people, has been charged with six counts of vehicular homicide, among other charges.
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A truck driver was declared an imminent hazard by FMCSA after it was found that he had violated hours-of-service the day of an accident that killed three persons.
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September 10, 2015 - Industry News
January 2014 incident saw trailer dropping off the tractor's fifth wheel, striking two pickup trucks and killing their drivers. Fontaine says the unit was not defective, but will replace others like it.
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The Federal Motor Carrier Administration has declared a Kentucky-licensed truck driver an imminent hazard to public safety after a crash investigation revealed several cases of falsified records.
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May 26, 2015 - Industry News
The California Highway Patrol completed its investigation into a deadly collision between a FedEx vehicle and a tour bus, concluding that driver error – not environmental factors – caused the crash.
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December 22, 2014 - Industry News
The number of overall traffic fatalities in the U.S. declined in 2013 from the year before while those involving commercial trucks turned just slightly higher, according to newly released figures from the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration.
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David Ragland was named a Highway Angel by the Truckload Carriers Association for his actions in aiding two children in the aftermath of a fatal accident.
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New U.S. Labor Department figures show the number of deaths in trucking last year accounted for about 10% of all fatal work injuries.
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The U.S. Department of Transportation's National Highway Traffic Safety Administration on Thursday released a new study about the economic toll and societal impact of motor vehicle crashes in the United States.
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A new, preliminary estimate shows approximately 35,200 motor vehicle fatalities occurred in 2013, a 3% decrease from the year before, according to the National Safety Council.
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A jury in a Santa Fe, N.M. district court has awarded what's believed to be one of the largest judgments in state history in a lawsuit stemming from a March 2010 crash involving a tractor-trailer that left one four-wheeler dead.
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TSMC lagging by at least one quarter
Qualcomm's next-gen Snapdragon 820 may not only be the company's first FinFET part, but the first processor manufactured by Samsung rather than TSMC.
Samsung refreshes EVO
Supersmall drives for laptops
Samsung has refreshed its 850 EVO series by adding slim m.2 and mSATA verions.
Samsung provides 3D NAND flash to Google
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The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured another hell on earth yarn that Samsung has agreed to supply Google with its advanced three-dimensional NAND flash (3D NAND) solid state drives (SSD).
Nvidia reportedly spreading orders between TSMC and Samsung
And may give some foundry business to Intel come 2017
Chipmaker Nvidia has reportedly moved some of its orders from its long-time partner TSMC to Samsung.
Rumour: Samsung could move to acquire AMD
To take on Intel and Qualcomm
According to South Korean media reports, Samsung is interested in acquiring AMD, all in an effort to compete with rival chipmakers Intel and Qualcomm.
Samsung doing well stuffing modem and AP together
One chip strategy
Samsung's new-model AP 'Exynos 7420,' which applied 14 nano FinFET is continuing the outfit's one chip plans by putting the modem and AP together.
Samsung wants to stick 128GB of storage on mainstream phones
New 3-bit NAND makes it possible
Samsung has announced an exciting new NAND product that should boost the storage capacity on mainstream phones and tablets.
Samsung is NOT making an Exynos 7420 smartwatch
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News of absence is sometimes news in itself, and Samsung's failure to release new smartwatch models is news, sort of.
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Top Definition
usually something stupid that pops into your head right before you get hurt.
son: fuck if I know
son: fuck if I know
por OG 31 de Março de 2004
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a thought, plan, notion, anything that is conjured up in the brain and sometimes put into action and/or shared with the rest of the crowd.
when you get an idea the lightbulb over your head turns on and glows a pretty yellow
por etchasketch 07 de Janeiro de 2004
Something which, if considered good, cannot ever be used in a democratic society, the plural of which can only be prevented by joining any major political party. Something which a 'chav' never gets but a human may have when staring down to the bottom of an empty beer glass.
a. 'That's a good idea, Prime Minister'.
b. 'You swine!'.
b. 'You swine!'.
por Hedley Clubnobber 26 de Agosto de 2006
A headache with pictures
I have no idea what to put here, and I feel good about it.
por Yaweh 10 de Outubro de 2005
Spreading a certain imaginational thought to others.
Jeff had an imaginational thought and told Anna and it spread to others so now it is called an idea.
por Urbandiesalpotion 09 de Julho de 2014
Something that alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity.
I just had an idea, or what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity.
por The iRan 09 de Julho de 2009
I Dont Exist Aight
p(1) - what in Tony Curtis' name did you do with the tooth paste Jon?
p(2) - ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh IDEA man!
p(2) - ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh IDEA man!
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Mid-west country-folk (see hilljack) slang for nosy or prying. (Gladys Kravitz syndrom from _Bewitched_)
Every time I pull in my girlfriend's driveway, I see that nibby neighbor of hers lookin' out her window.
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Generic term for Cat treats; More specifically Pounce brand moist treats
We feed our cats nibbies on Caturday. Our cats like moist Nibbies better than the crunchy ones.
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A small sexual organ, aka a small penis.
Mike Piquet in Nibby's Gone Wild.
I'm allergic to the bar tender. Every time I see her my nibby swells up.
I'm allergic to the bar tender. Every time I see her my nibby swells up.
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And boy, did it feel short. It WAS shorter than my others, but still 72 hours. Don't know why it felt so quick. Maybe because I ended with a huge, honking dinner!
Here's how it went:
Up at 7:00
3:00 40" walk (actually FELT like walking! Amazing!)
6:30 beef patty with
4 slices bacon
grilled mushrooms and onions
tomato slice and pickle slices
7:30 sweet potato fries with
8:30 queso
Water: 16 glasses
Bed at 11:00
The sweet potatoes were a mistake, physically. I felt sort of off after eating them. But, I enjoyed the taste very much. The queso I ate with a spoon. A little too salty, so I didn't have as much as I planned, but the venue was dark, so I couldn't really see how much I DID have. All I know is, there was still quite a glob left in the bowl. No spoon-clinking.
My stomach recovered from the sweet potatoes quickly, and felt moderately full and happy at the end of the evening, not over-stuffed.
Boy, was that game exciting. I am a Niners' fan, so I'm a little disappointed with the result, but you can't fault it for suspense and action. Except for the power-failure delay. Boring as could be. Why didn't they show us the cheerleaders doing some routines? We saw a bit of it over the announcers' shoulders, but they missed an opportunity there.


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Grooveshark tired of Play-ing games, launches HTML5 site
0. phoneArena 06 Sep 2012, 21:32 posted on
Right off the top, we want to apologize for the pun in the title. We know that quite a low percentage of the populace has the stomach for such things. Anyway, Grooveshark really is tired of all the troubles it has been having with the Google Play Store...
This is a discussion for a news. To read the whole news, click here
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1. Hammerfest (Posts: 383; Member since: 12 May 2012)
I wonder if its Ad supported if you have a premium account...
posted on 07 Sep 2012, 00:13 1
2. cheeseycheeser (Posts: 413; Member since: 24 Mar 2011)
Slight UI update, but this has been functioning pretty great for a while now
posted on 07 Sep 2012, 09:29 0
3. deathyyy (Posts: 101; Member since: 20 Dec 2011)
I've been using this for quite awhile now, gave up on the apps.
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Dvorák: Rusalka
Ben Heppner, Czech Philharmonic Orchestra, Dolora Zajick, Eva Urbanova, Franz Hawlata, Renée Fleming & Sir Charles Mackerras
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While Heppner considers himself fundamentally a lyric tenor, he has become an eminent Wagnerian, and his Tristan has been hailed as a worthy successor to Lauritz Melchior's. Even after his "second debut" in Wagnerian roles, he still sang the title roles of Mozart's Idomeneo and La clemenza di Tito, complete with ornamentation, and added not only lieder, but popular parlor songs to his recital repertoire. His operatic repertoire also includes Verdi, Massenet, and Puccini, and he is a noted Peter Grimes....Biografía completa
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"Dear Lord," the preacher began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust..."
He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little girl (who was listening carefully) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?"
Church was pretty much over at that point...
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Defendant: "Judge, I want you to appoint me another lawyer."
Judge: "And why is that?"
Defendant: "Because the Public Defender isn't interested in my case."
Judge (to Public Defender): "Do you have any comments on the defendant's motion?"
Public Defender: I'm sorry, Your Honor, what did you say? I wasn't listening."
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It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women reading this will be finished now. Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.
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Hillbilly Birth...
Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County Kentucky, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, 'Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing!'
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. 'Whoa there', said the doctor, 'Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down I think theres another one coming.'
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. 'Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!' Said the doctor.
Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby 'No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems theres yet another one coming!' cried the doctor.
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, 'You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?'
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It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
Laughing stock - cattle with a sense of humor.
You can't have everything, where would you put it?
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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Little Johnny came home from school one day and said to his father, "Dad, what can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow."
The father thought some and said, "Okay, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy. Let's say that I'm capitalism because I'm the breadwinner. Your mother will be government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future. Does that help any?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, Dad, I don't know, but I'll think about what you said."
Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, Johnny was woken up by his brother's crying. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper. So, he went down the hall to his parent's bedroom and found his father's side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn't wake up. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid.
Because he couldn't do anything else, he turned and went back to bed.
The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, "Dad, I think I understand politics much better now."
"Excellent, my boy," he answered, "What have you learned?"
Little Johnny thought for a minute and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, while the government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future's full of shit."
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The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors, and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, 'Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!'
His father responded: 'You idiot, we lived on the funding of that case for ten years!'
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John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.
After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.
"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."
"He's an asshole," John said. "Piss on him."
"You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."
"Well, screw him!" said John.
"I did. You're back at work on Monday.
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The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what their mothers did for a living.
One little girl said her mother was a doctor, another said her mother was an engineer.
When it was Little Johnny's turn, he stood up and said "My mom's a whore."
Naturally, after that remark, he got sent off to the principal's office. Then, 15 minutes later, he returned. So the teacher asked "Did you tell the principal what you said in class?"
Johnny said "Yes"
"Well, what did the principal say?"
"He said that every job is important in our economy, gave me an apple and asked for my phone number."
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A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and says "I want a tattoo of ELVIS on the inside of my right thigh."
The artist says "No Problem, get undressed and lay on the table." When he is done, he says "So, what do you think?"
She replies," That doesn't look like ELVIS at all! I want you to do it over on the inside of my left thigh" The artist agrees and when finished, asks for her to appraise his work. "DAMMIT,..not only does that not look like ELVIS, it looks just like the tattoo on my other thigh!"
Calmly the artist asks her if she would like a second opinion and he walks outside and grabs the first person he sees...a drunk. He brings him back inside, shoves his face between her legs and says, "I want you to look at these two tattoos and tell me who it is?" The drunk looks at one tattoo, then the other, and exclaims, "Well...I don't know about the twins, but that's WILLIE NELSON in the middle!"
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54:58 minutes Metal Shop - March 26th, 2011 - Hour 2
Each week we feature the giants of metal who have paved our way, and this week Fate's Warning took home the torch on FROM THE VAULT! We took some phone calls, interviewed AJ from The Human Abstract, and gave away tickets to see the Deftones and Dillenger Escape plan.
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Werther's Chai Tea for FallKelsey Banfield
It is no secret that I am a huge Werther's fan and a huge chai fan. The other day I was thinking of new ways to spice up my favorite chai tea and decided to try something new. I chopped up three Werther's caramels into very small pieces and stirred them into my very hot chai tea. This way the Werther's totally dissolved and gave the tea a lovely caramel undertone. I also chopped up two more to scatter on top of the whipped cream for a yummy, chewy garnish!
Werther's Chai Tea for Fall
1 1/2 cups hot chai tea
1/2 cup 1% milk
6 chopped up Werther's caramels, divided
Whipped cream
1. Pour the very hot chai tea into the mug and stir in 3/4 of the chopped candy until it is dissolved. Then pour in the milk and top the chai with whipped cream.
2. Garnish the whipped cream with the remaining chopped candies and serve!
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