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|February 21st, 2012, 11:09 PM
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FIFA Soccer (Vita) - Trophy Guide and Road Map
Please Note: A lot of this is from mine and Savenger's Fifa 11 Trophy Guide since it is the same list with a few exceptions. Unless a patch fixes home and away no platinum is possible.
-Estimated trophy difficulty: 3/10
-Overall number of trophies: 40 26 10 - 3 - 1
-Offline: 23 - 9 - 2
-Online: 3 - 1 - 1
-Approximate time to Platinum:if home and away gets fixed 50 - 70hrs.
-Minimum number of playthroughs: 100 Games your VP is in. 100 ranked Head to Head matches. 3/4 simmed seasons.
-Number of missable trophies: None
-Glitched trophies: Home and Away
-Does Difficulty Affect Trophies?: No. For Rising Talent you have to be on Semi-Pro to have access to most Accomplishments. This will only unlock it faster but its not necessary since there are about 150 bronze accomplishments.
Step 1: Starting off.
When you start the game for the first time, there are a few easy trophies that you should get out of the way. First off, score five goals in the Arena to get Back of the Net. Then switch sides to play as the goalkeeper. Start up a practice match where the opposition is just the goalkeeper. You'll get Training Time when you start. Score a goal as the goalie to get Once in a Lifetime.
You can get all the touchscreen trophies out of the way in practice mode. Press in the main menu and go to practice match>Attackers 11, Defenders GK and advance: Now with the ball tap a teammate who doesn't have the ball to pass to him and get You Pointing at Me?, since it will be a successful lob pass. Then press the screen a little ahead of an open teammate for a through pass to net you the Thread the Needle trophy. Keep passing the ball back and forth to teammates for 100 passes to get Pass Master. Then Go and score some goals by dribbling in the ball and shooting at the goal by touching the goal. the harder you hold it down the harder the shot will be. After 1 goal you will get Pinpoint Accuracy, and after 50 goals you will get Sharp Shooter. Penalties for some reason don't count in this total. In one of these goal tap your screen on a teammate to pass to him and then tap the goal right away to score and get Nimble Fingers. After all that is done go to Practice set pieces and select penalties. When the needle is in the middle (green zone) tap a corner of the screen to score a Penalty and get Pressure is on. You can also aim for the inside post since this is the easiest was of the getting the woodwork and in trophy.
Lastly, go and change the control settings to manual. Then play a match against a one-star team with a five-star team and win to get All My Own Work. Make sure you switch back the settings after you finish the match. That gets a few of the easiest trophies out of the way. Next up are the goalie trophies.
Step 2: Goalie Trophies.
You may want to create your Virtual Pro now to get a few of the keeper accomplishments. Once you are back in the Arena, switch sides to play as the keeper and make 10 saves to get Warming the Gloves.
Then if you turn off the goalie assists and play a Kick-Off match, you can go for both Safe Hands and Perfect Keeping at the same time.
Step 3: Simmed Career Mode
To get the Career Mode trophies quickly, you should start a new career with a created player. To get Folklore, Good Week and Established Keeper in around 20 minutes, make the created player a goalie.
Max out his stats and place him on one of the better teams in the MLS. The MLS has a shorter season than most, and so can be simulated quicker. Simulate through the career season by season. Because your 'Super Goalie' is so much better than every other player, he will build up his experience points quickly. At the end of Season 1, you will get Established Keeper. By the end of Season 3, you should also have gotten Good Week and Folklore.
At the end of Season 3, your 'Super Goalie' should be offered a Player/Manager Contract. Scroll left and right to see all of the contracts, as there are usually three or four. Accept the Player-Manager Contract to receive Its in the Blood. For your first match, you will actually want to play it. Sub in your best forwards at the start and score a goal with one of them to get Mastermind.
From here, simulate the rest of the season. Keep simming until you get Great Month! It usually pops up sooner rather than later. Once it does, finish off that season and exit out to the main menu.
Step 4: VP matches
Now, it's on to your Virtual Pro. If you have not already done so, now's the time to create your VP. Don't worry too much about his info, as you can change it all later. Once he is saved, you will receive In the Game. From now on, you will want to use him as much as possible. Play him in different positions as well, so you can rack up those 100 accomplishments you need for Rising Talent.
Step 5: Head to Head Online.
There are a half-dozen Head to Head online trophies to look out for. The big one that will take the most time to complete is Hundred & Counting, where you have to play 100 full-length Head to Head matches online. Because that will take a while to do, you should try for the others along the way.
First up are In for the Win and Against the Odds. Most people play with five-star teams, so you should go for a four and a half star team. Take the game to extra time, and you'll get In for the Win. If you then manage to win the match, you should also get Against the Odds.
After that is done, play four more matches using four other teams to get Experimental. If you get lucky, and manage to win all of those matches, you would also get Good Form. This is unlikely though, as someone usually quits along the way. You can boost these trophies though, once you can find someone willing to take a pasting for a few matches.
Step 6: Leagues and Stadiums.
Now it's time for a little grinding. For Around the World, you have to play a full match with a team from every league in the game. And for Home & Away, you have to win a match in every stadium in the game which right now is glitched. My advice is to do both at once. Print out a checklist for each one, and tick them off as you go.
To boost the amount of matches your VP has played, stick him onto each team you play as. Another handy time saver is to select teams that have players with the right specialties so that you can complete those trophies as well.
Step 7: Specialty Trophies.
There are five trophies based on the specialty traits that some of the players have. The ones to look out for are: Aerial Threat, Crosser, Distance Shooter, Playmaker and Poacher. Each of the trophy descriptions in the guide has list of players you can use. So see the guide for more info.
Step 8: Clean Up.
The last three trophies are: Woodwork & In!, Virtual Legend and FIFA for Life. You will probably get Woodwork & In! long before you reach this point. But the other two are the two that will take up most of your time. Work on Virtual Legend first. There is a quick method to racking up matches by getting sent off. For more information, take a look at the guide.
There is no way to boost Fifa for Life. It is based on the time you spend on the pitch, not game time. So it is just a matter of playing until it pops. Fifa is a game for the long haul, so just keep dipping in every so often, and you will eventually get there.
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|February 21st, 2012, 11:09 PM
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There are 40 Trophies that can be earned in this title.
Soccer Legend
Unlock all other trophies (excluding additional content trophies)
Unlock all other trophies to get this Bad boy. Currently unattainable.
Pinpoint Accuracy
Score a goal using the screen (touchscreen) shot, or a rear touch pad shot
Either in the a practice match or a real match score a goal by tapping the goal. The harder you hold it down the harder the shoot will be.
Sharp Shooter
Score 50 goals using a touch shot
You can play matches and practice shooting on net with the touchscreen till you get good enough to be able to score 50 of them. I got mine out of the way in the practice match with no defenders. Penalties do not count!!
Pressure is On
Score a penalty kick using a touch shot
When you win a penalty in a match you can wait for the needle to get into the green zone and tap a corner of the net to score a penalty. You can also very easily get it out of the way in the practice set pieces in the practice arena.
You Pointing at Me?
Make a successful direct pass using the touchscreen
In a match just tap the screen on an open teammate to pass him the ball and unlocking this trophy.
Thread the Needle
Make a successful through pass using the touchscreen
In a match tap an open space in front of a teammate to complete him a through pass.
Control the Open Space
Make a successful lob pass using the touchscreen in a match
This one says in a match so it may not be able to be unlocked in the practice arena. Just hold down your finger on the screen on an open teammate for about a second to complete a lob pass and this trophy.
Nimble Fingers
Score a touchscreen or rear touch pad goal from a touchscreen pass
While dribbling into goal touchscreen pass a teammate and then touchscreen score a goal. You can do this in practice match so there are no defenders around.
Pass Master
Make 100 successful passes using the touchscreen
In the course of playing you need a total of 100 touchscreen passes which is tapping the screen on a teammate to complete a pass. You can either do a little each match you play or just go to a practice match with no defenders and get this out of the way in about 5 minutes or so.
All My Own Work
Win a Match with Manual Controls
To change the settings, go to:
Customise > Settings > Controls Settings
There will be a list of assists that can be toggled on or off. Change them to the settings listed below:
Auto Switching: Manual
Auto Switching Move Assistance: None
Passing Power Assistance: Off
Pass Assistance: Manual
Through Pass Assistance: Manual
Shot Assistance: Manual
Cross Assistance: Manual
Lob Pass Assistance: Manual
Save Assistance: Manual
Touchscreen: Off (Im unsure of this but turn it off just in case)
Rear Touch Pad: Off (Im unsure of this but turn it off just in case)
Keep a list of the original settings so that you can change them back afterwards. (Trust me, you will want to). Now all you have to do is go to Kick Off and play and win a match. Set the difficulty to Amateur and pick a 5-Star team to play against a 1-Star team to make it easier. You can also choose to be the goalie in Be a pro Goalie and still earn this.
Safe Hands
Play any match as the Goalkeeper with no assistance]
To turn off the Goalie Assists, go to:
Customise > Settings > Controls Settings
Save Assistance is fourth from the bottom. Now head to Kick-Off and pick the Be A Pro: Goalkeeper option. After you pick your teams, go into the Game Settings on the pre-game screen. The first menu will be the Be A Pro: Player settings. Turn all four of them off.
Now just play the match. You don't have to win or anything, just finish the match. You can lose 10-0 and you will still get the trophy. You should use your VP to get some Accomplishments out of the way at the same time.
Perfect Keeping
Play as the Goalkeeper in a Kick-Off match and finish with 100% Saving Accuracy
I tried for this one playing on Semi-Pro difficulty with the Goalie Assists on. Make sure its a Kick-Off match. It is important that you pick two fairly even sides. If you pick a team that is a lot better than the CPU controlled team, it is unlikely that they will get any shots off.
When you start, stay where the circle indicates you should be. You only have to save one shot in total. You have to make at least one save, as otherwise your save percent will be zero. If the game is tied at the end of regulation rime, pick the 'end as a draw' option to finish the match.
Once in a Lifetime
Score as the Goalkeeper in any match
The easiest way to get this one is to play a practice match in the Arena. Set your VP to be a goalie. In the Arena, press to bring up the practice menu. Start a practice match, but make sure the other team has only has a goalie. At the kick off, run quickly up the pitch and call for the ball. You will only have to beat the goalkeeper, so it should be an easy goal. The trophy will pop as soon as you score.
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|February 21st, 2012, 11:10 PM
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Aerial Threat
Score a header in a match with a player with the Aerial Threat Speciality
To get this trophy, you need to score a header from inside the box while using someone with the Aerial Threat speciality. In the Team Management window, you can see if a player has the icon next to their name. They can be a little small to see properly, so if you go into player roles and select a player and then click , you can see which they have. I did it with Drogba but here are a few more players with the Aerial Threat speciality:
Manchester United - Vidic
Chelsea - Drogba and Terry
Inter Milan - Rannocchia, Pazzini
Create a goal with a cross with a player with the Crosser Speciality
To get this trophy, you need to cross into the box while using someone with the Crosser speciality. In the Team Management window, you can see if a player has the icon next to their name. They can be a little small to see properly, so if you go into player roles and select a player and then click , you can see which they have. I did it with Ozil but here are a few more players with the Crosser speciality:
Manchester United - Giggs, Young
Real Madrid - Ozil
Liverpool - Gerrard, Downing
Manchester City - Milner
Inter - Maicon
You can either cross directly, or cross from a corner. The goal has to be either a header or a volley directly from the cross.
Distance Shooter
Score from outside the box with a player with the Distance Shooter Speciality
To get this trophy, you need to score a goal from outside the 18 yard box while using someone with the Distance Shooter speciality. In the Team Management window, you can see if a player has the icon next to their name. They can be a little small to see properly, so if you go into player roles and select a player and then click , you can see which they have. I did it with David Villa but here are a few more players with the Distance Shooter speciality:
Barcelona - David Villa
Real Madrid - Cristiano Ronaldo
Chelsea - Lampard, Drogba
Liverpool - Gerrard
Inter - Sneijder, Forlan, Stankovic
Make sure you are outside the box when you take the shot, or it won't count.
Create a goal with a player with the Playmaker Speciality
To get this trophy, you need to set up a goal for another player using someone with the Playmaker speciality. In the Team Management window, you can see if a player has the icon next to their name. They can be a little small to see properly, so if you go into player roles and select a player and then click , you can see which they have. I did it with Gerrard, but here are a few more players with the Playmaker speciality:
Barcelona Iniesta, Xavi, Fabregas
Real Madrid - Kaka, Xabi Alonso, Ozil, Sahin
Liverpool - Gerrard, Adam
Manchester City - David Silva
Inter - Sneijder,
The goal has to be scored on the fly. So, run towards goal and try to set up a little pass to your striker. Drawing the keeper out makes this easier. The idea is to pass it so that the forward has a one touch tap in.
Score from inside the box with a player with the Poacher Speciality
To get this trophy, you need to score a goal from inside the box using someone with the Poacher speciality. In the Team Management window, you can see if a player has the icon next to their name. They can be a little small to see properly, so if you go into player roles and select a player and then click , you can see which they have. I did it with Pazzini, but here are a few more players with the Poacher speciality:
Manchester United - Hernandez
Inter- Pazzini
Real Madrid - Higuan, Benzema
The goal has to be scored inside the box. Long range efforts won't count.
Woodwork and In!
Score off the post or cross bar in a match
You will have to score hundreds, if not thousands of goals while playing towards the platinum, so you will get this sooner or later. Although it's mostly luck, you should always aim for the corners of the net to have a better chance of hitting the woodwork, as well as a better chance of scoring. I wouldn't worry about this, as you will more than likely do it hundreds of times before you finish. If you are in practice mode and kicking penalty kicks aim for the inside post and you should get it in no time.
Training Time
Work on your skills in any Arena Practice Mode
You can start a training session in the Arena at any time. While in the Arena, press and enter any of the training options, like Practice Set Pieces. Once the training starts, the trophy should unlock.
Back of the Net
Score 5 goals in the Arena
This should be everyone's first trophy. As soon as you start the game up for the first time, you will find yourself in the practice arena. All you have to do is score 5 goals. It should only take a few seconds.
Warming the Gloves
Make 10 saves in the Arena
In the Arena, press and choose to Select Sides. Move the controller over to control the goalie. You don't have to switch your VP's position to goalie, but you may want to to get a few accomplishments out of the way.
All you have to do is stay on the positioning circle, and try to save 10 shots on goal. Not too hard. There is no time limit, so just stick at it until you're done.
Home Maker
Change the Home Stadium of any team
Main Menu>Customise>Edit Teams>Stadiums> Pick any team and change it to any stadium.
FIFA for Life
Spend 50 hours on the pitch
Nothing really to say about this one. You can't get it without actually playing 50 hours. It has to be time on the field, not just time in the game. You can increase the time by extending the length of the halves.
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|February 21st, 2012, 11:11 PM
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Around the World
Play a match with a team from every league
The easiest way to get this one is to play a match using a team from every league in Kick-Off. You should combine this with your run to win a match in every stadium, so you can kill two birds with one stone.
These matches have to be played against the CPU. You should use your pro in every game so you can add a few more games towards the 100 needed. Before you enter each exhibition match, change your VP's team to the team you are going to use for that game. You can put him in any position you want, just don't sub him out or it won't count. Below is a list of each of the leagues:
Austrian Bundesliga
Pro League
Liga Do Brasil
Barclays Premier League
nPower Championship
nPower League 1
nPower League 2
Ligue 1
Ligue 2
2. Bundesliga
Serie A
Serie B
Korea Republic:
Sonata K-League
Primera Division Mexico
Liga Portuguesa
Republic of Ireland:
Irish League Airtricity League
Russian League
Scottish Premier League
Liga BBVA
Liga Adelante
Axpo Super League
United States:
MLS Major League Soccer
In the game
Create a Virtual Pro
Go into Virtual Pro on the main menu. The first time you enter here, you will be prompted to create a pro. You can enter any information you like, and can make anything from a mini-you to the footballer you always dreamed of. You will be able to change any of the information you have entered later on if you wish.
Rising Talent
Complete 100 Accomplishments with your Virtual Pro
There are 400 Accomplishments in all that can be unlocked. You only need to do 100 of them to get this trophy. If you go to your Virtual Pro and then Accomplishments, you will see the full list. They are divided into Bronze, Silver and Gold categories, with each category linked to a difficulty level.
You need be playing on at least Semi Pro difficulty for the Silver Accomplishments and World Class difficulty for the Gold ones. Before each game I would look at the list and aim for a few of them.
Virtual Legend
Play 100 matches with your Virtual Pro
Try to use your virtual Pro as much as possible. If you're playing a Kick-Off match, always try and include him in the game you are playing. There is nowhere to see how many games you have played. The best way is to subtract your total games by your Head to Head games online, if you have been playing all your games with your VP. You can also start a match and just have your game just sit there. Win or lose you still get credit for it. You should have this long before getting to the 50 hour mark needed for the platinum.
If you want to get this out of the way quick you can start a Career mode and set your be a pro as the goalie. When playing the games choose to play as the goalie only and go and slide tackle an opposing player a few times to pick up a red card and end the game like that. It adds to the 100 games needed but you really don't need to do this really if your playing towards the 50 hour trophy.
Against the Odds
Win a Head to Head Ranked Match using a weaker team
This trophy can only be unlocked through online play. When picking your team, make sure it has a rating of at least a half star less than your opponent's team. All you have to do then is beat him. If, say, your opponent picks Barcelona (5 stars), you should pick a team like Liverpool (4.5 stars).
Make sure to keep the ratings as close as you can to give yourself as much of a chance as you can. A half star difference is not that much, though.
This can be easily boosted. To find someone to help you out, follow this link: http://www.ps3trophies.org/forum/fif...irst-post.html
Play 5 consecutive Head to Head Ranked Matches with different teams
For this trophy, all you have to do is pick five different teams to use in five consecutive Ranked Online Head to Head matches. You must complete all 5 games to get this trophy. If someone quits during the five game streak, it won't count and you will have to start over. You do not have to win any of the matches, so if you are worried about them quitting, let them win the match. Winners never quit.
This can also be easily boosted. See Against all Odds for the link to the Boosting Thread. Remember, they must be all be ranked matches.
In for the Win
Take a Head to Head Ranked Match to extra time with a weaker team
This one can be tricky if you are trying for it specifically. First off, pick a team that is at least a half star less than your opponent's team. I found the easiest way to force a game into extra time was to take and hold a one goal lead. That gives you room to manoeuvre if your opponent scores. If you try to hold it at say 0-0, a goal from your opponent will leave you scrambling to level the score. But if you are one up, it's not such a big deal.
Hold your lead until the 90th minute. When you reach the last few minutes, pass back to your goalie and score an own goal. Time it right and it's on to extra time. (Your opponent has to agree to go to extra time of course.) Play away from here and after the match ends, win or lose, you will receive the trophy.
Again, this one can be boosted with a friend. See Against All Odds for the link to the Boosting Thread.
Good Form
Play 5 consecutive Head to Head Ranked Matches without losing
This one can be hard to pull off in normal play. You must complete and win all five games in a row to get this. If someone quits during this streak, the win won't count and you will have to restart. Since you have to play 100 Ranked Head to Head matches anyway, I wouldn't worry about this one until you have that completed. With a bit of luck and skill, you may pull this off without really trying. A little tip to avoid quitters: try to stay only one goal ahead. If you pound on an opponent, they will be more inclined to quit. Keep it close so they feel they have a chance.
This can be easily boosted if you get a friend to help you. They would have to let you win five straight matches. See Against All Odds for the link to the Boosting Thread. Remember, they must be Ranked Head to Head matches.
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|February 21st, 2012, 11:12 PM
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Hundred and Counting
Play 100 Head to Head Ranked Matches
You have to play out all of the games, so try not to blow out your opponent or he/she may quit. You can boost this by scoring 1 goal and holding the ball against your boosting partner so time flies by. All these games will add towards the 50 hours needed for the Platinum. If the game is tied after 90 minutes end it as a tie. You get credit for a game played and there is no chance of the other person quitting on you.
Home and Away
Play and win every Stadium
For this trophy, you will have to play and win in every Stadium in the game. Each match has to be against a CPU-controlled team. Below is a full list of the stadiums:
this trophy at the moment can't be unlocked. Hopefully a patch is coming.
· Akaaroa Stadium
· Allianz Arena
· Aloha Park
· Amsterdam ArenA
· Anfield
· Arena DOro
· BC Place Stadium
· British Modern
· Camp Nou
· Century Park Arena
· Court Lane
· Crown Lane
· Eastpoint Arena
· El Bombastico
· El Medio
· El Reducto
· Emirates Stadium
· Estadio Azteca
· Estadio Latino
· Estadio Mestella
· Estadio Preisdente G.Lopes
· Estadio Vincente Calderon
· Estadio De Las Artes
· Estadio del Pueblo
· Etihad Stadium
· Euro Park
· FIWC Stadium
· Forest Park Stadium
· Imtech Arena
· Ivy Lane
· Juventus Stadium
· O Dromo
· Old Trafford
· Olimpico Arena
· Olympiastadion
· Parc des Princes
· Pratelstvi Arena
· San Siro
· Santiago Bernabeu
· Signal Iduna Park
· Sports Direct Arena
· Stade Gerland
· Stade Kokoto
· Stade Municipal
· Stade Velodrome
· Stadio Olimpico
· Stadion 23. Maj
· Stadion Europa
· Stadion Hanguk
· Stadion Neder
· Stadion Olympic
· Stamford Bridge
· Town Park
· Union Park Stadium
· Veltins Arena
· Wembley Stadium
Have a substitute score a goal in Career Mode
In the Career Mode section, pick the Player-Manager mode to start a new career. Pick a decent team to manage. Head into team management once the season begins. Take your best two or three forwards and stick them on the bench. I choose to manage United, so I put Rooney and Berbatov in the subs. Now head to your first game. Select to play as the team, not as your Virtual Pro (you get the choice before the game). Start the game and a few minutes in, sub your two star forwards on. All you have to do then is score a goal with one of them. You will receive the trophy right away.
Good Week!
Get yourself selected in the Team of the Week in Career Mode
In Career Mode, every league will put out a weekly best team, the best 11 players ranked by position. The first time you make this team, you will receive this trophy. You can get this easily while simulating your season as a goalie in the Career Mode. With a maxed out goalie, you should get this many times during the season. Just keep simming the games one month at a time.
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|February 22nd, 2012, 12:53 AM
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Great Month
Win the Manager of the Month award in Career Mode
To get this easily, you should continue to simulate the seasons following your promotion to Player-Manager while using the maxed out GK in the MLS. I picked the Red Bulls. By simulating the next season or two, you should pick up the Manager of the Month award along the way.
If that doesn't work, edit any team and add some All Stars. You can also edit any of the star players on the other teams to make them worse. Then select Career Mode and Manager. In the settings, put squads used as Current Customised and then simulate a month at a time. You should get it quickly.
Established Keeper
Play a season as a goalkeeper in Career Mode
To get this trophy quickly (and without having to play a load of boring matches as a goalie), head into Career Mode and select the Player Career. Rather than use your VP or a real player, choose to create a player. He should be a goalie obviously. Make him around 6'5 and max out all his stats to 99.
Now join one of the better MLS Teams. I went with the New York Red Bulls. From here, its just a matter of simulating the season. Your created goalie should get automatically selected on the team. The trophy should pop after the season is over. If it does not pop, try simulating the second season.
The whole process takes about 10 minutes. The season in the MLS is a lot shorter than the other leagues, so it takes an even shorter amount of time.
Its in the Blood
Go from being a Player to the Manager (or Player Manager) in Career Mode
At the end of each season in the Player Career Mode, you will receive offers for new contracts for the following year. If you are offered one to become either a Manager or Player-Manager, pick it to unlock this trophy. It may take a few seasons for this. It's made easier by using a created player with maxed out stats. Thanks to junkd03 for making this clear.
It's kind of random to be offered to become a manager. If you don't get it by season 3/4, start another career and you should get it. Also, if you continue to simulate the seasons of the career of the maxed out goalie you created to play in the MLS, you should get an offer to become a Player-Manager by the end of season three.
Become a Legend as a player in Career Mode
To become a Legend for your club, you have to work your way up through the ranks. This is easier in smaller clubs that haven't won much and have no Legends. Your ranking level is shown in the bottom left hand corner of the career screen. Get to 5 stars and you will become a Legend. Beware if you use a real player, as he may already be a Legend in that club.
This easiest done with a created player with maxed out stats or with a player whose stats have been increased before starting the career mode and choosing to use customised rosters. Unless you are playing all the games, don't use your VP because his stats won't be good enough for Legend status. I got it after season 2 on the NY Red Bulls with a maxed out goalie. I won the League both years. After season 2 it unlocked. I was very surprised it took that little.
If you are using your Virtual Pro, you may reach the level of Captain and max it out, yet do not achieve Legend status. To make the last jump, you generally have to be awarded an end of season award. Leading scorer is generally easiest. That is usually enough to tip you over the top.
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|February 22nd, 2012, 09:18 PM
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Nice one mate, thanks, btw you can get 'Mastermind' in every type of career mode, I got it when controlling the team in player mode after I scored with someone I brought on
|February 22nd, 2012, 10:40 PM
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Thanks for guide easy platinum just a little time consuming
|February 23rd, 2012, 04:45 AM
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|February 24th, 2012, 12:51 PM
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just a wee note i was going for the Established Keeper trophy and created a keeper rated 99 but the moment you tryto save such a player it stops the game and brings up an error screen.
i shut down tried it several times again and always an error.
so thought i would try it all with out the super keeper and she plays as normal.
for me anyway it looks like you cant use a super player.
unless it had something to do with latest squad downloads?
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Santa Fe Protest for AnayaUPDATED 10:43 PM MDT Apr 11, 2014
In light of the DOJ's findings, friends and family of a woman who was shot and killed by State Police rallied in hopes of bringing her case to the forefront.Video Transcript
IN LIGHT OF THE DOJ'S FINDINGS, FRIENDS AND FAMILY OF A WOMAN WHO WAS SHOT AND KILLED BY A STATE POLICE OFFICER RALLIED IN HOPES OF BRINGING HER CASE TO THE FOREFRONT. justice for jeanette! Justice for Jeanette! A RALLY AT THE STATE'S CAPITOL - regardless of what happened that night, she did not deserve to die the way she did FOR A WOMAN, SHOT AND KILLED BY A STATE POLICE OFFICER. justice for jeanette THESE ARE THE FRIENDS AND FAMILY OF 39-YEAR OLD JEANETTE ANAYA. I'm here to see if we can do something about police brutality OFFICER OLIVER WILSON WAS SUSPICIOUS OF ANAYA'S DRIVING. HE TRIED TO PULL HER OVER, BUT SHE WOULDN'T STOP. AFTER A HIGH SPEED CHASE, WILSON STOPPED HER CAR USING HIS CRUISER. BUT SHE BACKED UP, AND WILSON THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO RUN HIM OVER. HE OPENED FIRE, AND HIT HER TWICE. A GRAND JURY FOUND THE SHOOTING, JUSTIFIED. it was definitely in my eyes not justifiable, it was many ways this officer could have conducted things and he failed to do so as a mother I don't condone her running. I wish she had stopped. But it shouldn't have resulted in her death OFFICER WILSON FIRED AT ANAYA'S CAR, 16 TIMES. HE SAYS IT WAS SELF DEFENSE. ANAYA'S FAMILY WANTS ANOTHER REVIEW OF THE CASE, AND SAYS THERE'S NO BETTER TIME THAN THE PRESENT. now that they're bringing light to all the police killings out there I think we should bring light to Jeanette's killing and killer as well TOXICOLOGY REPORTS SHOW ANAYA HAD COCAINE IN HER SYSTEM, AT THE TIME OF THE CRASH. STATE POLICE WON'T COMMENT BECAUSE OF PENDING LITIGATION... ALTHOUGH A LAWSUIT HAS NOT BEEN FILED.
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SPRING LAKE — Spring Lake District Library is hosting a monthly chess club for boys and girls of all ages who are interested in getting together to play chess. The next meeting of the chess club will be 4-5:30 p.m. Nov. 9.
Players of all skill levels are invited to attend to play for fun and to hone their skills. Children ages 7 and younger must be accompanied by an adult. Pizza will be served.
Also coming to the library Nov. 8 is The Craig Benjamin Jazz Ensemble, featuring Tom and Cherie Hagen performing jazz music at 2:30-4:15 p.m. The public is invited to attend this free presentation.
Benjamin is a flutist and saxophonist who worked for many years as a professional jazz musician in his native Australia. Cherie Hagen will be playing the bass, while guitarist Tom Hagen completes this trio of fine jazz musicians. Tom Hagen was named West Michigan Jazz Musician of the Year in 2007. For more information about both programs, call the library at (616) 846-5770, ext. 107. The library is at 123 E. Exchange Street in Spring Lake.


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"It matters not what price you pay, you can't get gladness ready-made. To get the real and lasting kind, you have to grow it in your mind."
I've been thinking a lot about freedom lately, especially the freedom of my own mind. Then I saw the new film "The Butler" yesterday, which inspired me to write this post.
No matter what your personal circumstances, no matter how unfairly the world treats you, the work you do inside your own mind is what counts most.
Your life circumstances may work to convince you that you have no power, and that you must simply accept the life you have been given.
Most accept this. Many end up feeling disempowered, depressed, and angry.
I know that is how I felt when I first started out in life. I saw little hope that I would be able to make sense of life, or that I would have some power over how I react to what happens around me. But I have worked and worked on knowing who I am and what I believe for decades now.
I now know I am a product of my family and my culture, but I do not have to be like them. I have control over my own reactions to the outside world, and that I call personal liberation.
I can observe others around me and feel badly for how they perceive their own lives, but then I realize that is not how I see things. I am free to see it all in my own way and proceed accordingly.
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Sacramento will host tennis stars Pete Sampras, John McEnroe, Jim Courier and James Blake at the Champions Shootout on Feb. 26 at Sleep Train Arena.
The one-night tournament will feature three matches; two one-set semifinal matches, followed by a one-set championship match.
The shootout is part of the 12-city PowerShares Series tour featuring some of tennis' top all-time players, 30 and older.
Among them, though not competing in Sacramento, are Jimmy Connors, Andre Agassi, Ivan Lendl, Michael Chang, Andy Roddick and Mats Wilander.
Sampras ranks as one of tennis' greatest players in winning a then-record 14 Grand Slam singles titles, including seven Wimbledon and five U.S. Open singles championships.
McEnroe, 54, one of the most colorful players in history, captured seven Grand Slam singles titles and also won 10 other majors in doubles and mixed doubles.
Courier won two French Open and two Australian Open singles titles in the early 1990s when he became the first American to reach the world's No. 1 ranking since McEnroe in 1985.
Blake, a 10-time ATP singles champion and former world No. 4, helped the U.S. Davis Cup team win the 2007 title.
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PELHAM, Alabama --- Pelham City Councilman Mike Dickens has resigned his Place 2 seat to take over as the city's Municipal Court administrator.
Dickens resigned Dec. 30 to take the new post. He had resigned as City Council president in November.
Dickens was first elected to the Pelham City Council in 1996 and was re-elected in 2000, 2004 and 2008. He served as city council president for seven years.
"I appreciate the years of service Mike has given to our city," said Pelham Mayor Don Murphy. "With his many years of experience in the business world, Mike brings a wealth of knowledge to this position and I look forward to working with him."
The Pelham Municipal Court has jurisdiction over motor vehicle and traffic violations, criminal misdemeanors and municipal ordinance violations.
After being certified in magistrate school, Dickens will oversee operation and staff of the municipal court, which includes three magistrates, Murphy said.
Murphy said he has provided city council members with a list of potential candidates to fill Dickens' vacant seat.
State law requires the council to declare the seat vacant at its next regularly scheduled meeting, which is Monday, Murphy said.
Any Pelham resident who wants to be considered for the vacant council position should submit a resume to Council President Teresa Nichols at Pelham City Hall.
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Artist of the week: Cora Smith
August 29, 2011 - Emily Dimov-Gottshall
This week we will be sharing the work of Cora Smith. She is a working artist from Mahaffey, Pa. She tells us, "while my main work is portraits, I have recently been painting a series of abstract/stylized works that I am very interested in...sharing." You can view her work at www.kyriegallery.com
Tell us about your artistic history and what you inspires you when creating your work:
I have been interested in art my whole life and working as a portrait artist since 1998. Early on my art influences included Renaissance artists and American illustrators. Now I feel I have developed a style of my own. At this time, art is my only occupation. Recently I have translated my portrait work into a series of abstract/stylized paintings through which I can convey some thoughts on life. They are usually inspired by things that have influenced me. These works are the ones I am most interested in talking about at this time. I am not sure into which art category exactly my current work falls. My friends in art refer to it as stylized. I feel it is "surreal" – realism mixed with abstract. Although I often start with drawings based on things I see around me, for the most part these pieces are from my mind to the canvas, making the results uniquely mine.
What art clicks for you or makes you think this is good?
I enjoy art that is that is thought provoking. For me it needs to inspire me to think! I prefer works that are bold and original. I chose my current style of work in an attempt to break away from the "norm". They are my effort to contribute something different to a crowded art world.
Where are you exhibiting your work? Do you have a website and how can viewers contact you?
Currently, my work is on display at the Winkler Gallery of Fine Art in Dubois, Pa. as well at the Eccotta Gallery in Ridgway, Pa. Also, some pieces can be viewed at my own gallery, the Kyrie Gallery, in Mahaffey, Pa. My website is www.kyriegallery.com. My cell number is 814-590-0906.
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Wednesday, February 13, 2008
How about some plunging necklines to go with all those strawberry tuxedos this time of year?
A fun variation begging to be completed: lined-in corseted strawberries!
Congratulations to all our Oregon Strawberries who finally have their partnerships legally recognized. This is their first Oregon Valentine's Day under the new legal recognitions of their partnership.
Cheers and Love to all.
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posted February 14th, 2008 at 10:37 am
This are really great.
I gotta say, you always have some of the most creative stuff I have seen.
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Great post! Happy Valentine's Day!
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Nice rack! PS–just went to Portland and had so many great desserts…
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Crews called to chemical spill in Lancaster
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Hazmat crews were called Tuesday to a chemical spill at Advanced Cooling Technologies in the 1000 block of New Holland Avenue in Lancaster.
Ammonia spilled and workers should be allowed back inside Tuesday afternoon.
Emergency crews evacuated nearby buildings, according to Lancaster County 911.
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An exit ramp from Interstate 4 eastbound is closed because of a tractor-trailer crash.
The ramp at U.S. 192 in Osceola County is closed as authorities remove the semi-truck.
Officials said the accident happened at about 1:15 p.m. when the driver took the exit too fast and turned over.
The Florida Highway Patrol said the accident only involved the tractor-trailer.
Authorities said the accident involved a small fuel spill.
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NEW YORK - For an audition to be second fiddle, Thursday's debate between often ill-informed newcomer Sarah Palin and often gaffe-prone veteran Joe Biden offers unusually large pitfalls - and promise.
For once, the whole world may be watching. Already, 3,100 media credentials have been issued, the most the Commission on Presidential Debates ever needed in seven vice presidential debates it's hosted.
The attention is driven by the public's fascination with Palin, the first-term Alaska governor that Republican presidential candidate John McCain plucked from relative political obscurity to be his running mate.
Initially, Palin was praised as a superb political communicator for the delivery of her acceptance speech at the Republican National Convention four weeks ago.
But a series of shaky Palin television interviews have left even some conservatives questioning whether she is ready to be vice president. She couldn't describe the Bush doctrine in foreign affairs, seemed to have little grasp of the proposed financial industry bailout and even appeared to endorse Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama's position on chasing al-Qaida terrorists in Pakistan.
Palin's performance against Biden, the Delaware Democrat with 35 years in the Senate, could restore her initial luster or seriously weaken the GOP ticket.
Last week's Obama-McCain debate appeared to give the Illinois Democrat a small boost in the polls but produced no knock-out blows. So the vice-presidential debate at Washington University in St. Louis could be a pivotal moment in a race already filled with surprising twists.
Palin left the campaign trail Monday to prepare at McCain's ranch in Sedona, Ariz. She is being coached by McCain's top campaign strategist, Steve Schmidt, as well as advisers Tucker Eskew, Nicolle Wallace and Mark Wallace, all veterans of President Bush's political operation.
McCain strategists are well aware Palin's glowing image has been badly bruised since the convention.
She's been kept from nearly all contact with reporters except for a handful of high-profile TV interviews that revealed her relatively thin grasp of foreign policy and domestic issues. Palin's answers have become punch lines for comedians, and a mocking Palin impersonation by Tina Fey on "Saturday Night Live" has become a television and YouTube sensation.
Biden, for his part, was prepping at home in Wilmington, Del. On hand to help were top Obama campaign strategists David Axelrod, Anita Dunn and Ron Klain, who helped coach Vice President Al Gore in 2000. And Michigan Gov. Jennifer Granholm has portrayed Palin in his practice debates.
A veteran debater after his Senate experience and his own two short-lived presidential campaigns, Biden has his own set of challenges.
His first presidential bid in 1987 ended after he appropriated the life story of British politician Neil Kinnock during a Democratic primary debate in Iowa. Even now, his off-the-cuff speaking style still produces verbal blunders, like when he mused aloud recently that Hillary Rodham Clinton might have made a better running mate for Obama.
And his reputation as a windy orator will be tested by the tight debate format, which allows 90-second answers and two-minute follow-ups.
In addition, Biden will be debating a female candidate who has excited many women and elicited sympathy for some attacks perceived as sexist. If Biden comes on too strong or is condescending, he could be viewed as bullying or disrespectful.
Biden spokesman David Wade expressed confidence.
"Joe Biden debated Sen. Clinton 12 times in the presidential race and those debates were substantive and hard hitting, and he debates strong women in the United States Senate," Wade said.


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The strongly-built seamer impressed playing for Somerset's second XI in 2011, which led to his selection for England Under-19s for the one-day series against South Africa. He featured for England U19s in 2012, along with twin brother Craig. Both were picked for the World Cup squad, having made their first-class and List A debuts. He toured South Africa with the U19s that winter, before forcing his way into Somerset's first team at the start of the 2013 campaign. Such was his impression for Somerset that summer, he played for England Lions versus Bangladesh A and was named in England'...


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Entrance fees are being waived at the nation's parks for one day.
On Monday -- Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Inauguration Day -- visitors can enter national parks without paying a fee.
Other fees, including for camping and tours, will be collected.
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The Philadelphia Library for the Blind and Physically Handicapped, the nation's oldest book collection serving the visually impaired and one of only two in the commonwealth, is slated to be dramatically diminished this week, as services and the collection are slashed.
The plan calls for moving most reading materials to the smaller, less-used Pittsburgh branch; foolishly dumping half a million recorded cassettes; and halving the caring, veteran staff that helps disabled patrons in 29 counties.
The merger makes absolutely no sense and will not save the commonwealth a cent, while providing slower, less efficient service to an already underserved population. Indeed, critics believe the merger will cost more money in unanticipated operating costs.


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I get this question every week, sometimes 2-3 times a week. And I thought it would be a whole lot easier to write in a post here than copy/pasting my answers.
Let's say you visit Sweden on a vacation. You fall in love with the country. You decide you want to move to Sweden.
You google a bunch of stuff on making a Swedish friendly CV, wondering about the hiring process, and planning your move across the world to the north pole.
And then you email me a bunch of questions (great questions) about finding jobs, interviewing, and moving […] Continue Reading…
You probably already know that Swedes loves their coffee. And they love to fika.
Which got me thinking that, there should be a map to all the popular, or in some cases only, cafes in Stockholm.
I took the SL's tunnelbanan's karta (metro map), removed all the stations, and inserted cafes. Surprisingly, it was a lot harder than I expected. There were tons of cafes in innerstaden (central city), but once you hit the förort (suburb), it becomes a coffee desert.
What I would love to do is have your input for coffee shops at […] Continue Reading…
Wishing you all a happy Christmas and New Year!
The bunny wishes everyone a God Jul too.
October is national anti-bullying month in the US. But as most of you know, bullying isn't restricted by borders, or languages, or culture, or even religions. Bullying is a nasty part of childhood, that for many, persists until adulthood. Swedes, Americans, whatever, bullying is everywhere.
I was bullied in school. A lot. I moved a few times before college, and those were not easy moves. As a result, I often spent my time being the new, different kid in school.
Before I get to the bullying part, let me tell you about my teenage self. […] Continue Reading…
If you are currently visiting the United States on vacation and are hoping to see the Statue of Liberty, Lincoln Memorial, or even Alcatraz, well, sad news, they are all closed.
That's because of the clusterfuckery of House Republications holding the budget hostage so they can "negotiate" with the Senate to delay the Affordable Care Act, aka Obamacare, by one year.
Does it makes sense now? No? Me either. Honestly, it's just a bunch fucktards in the right of right of right Republican party that are making everyone facepalm. Of course, the tea party is jumping for […] Continue Reading…
I received an email from one of our readers about hitting up off the beaten path spots in the city. Of course I would love to share a few of my personal favorite spots, but it won't be so private anymore!
The best part about Stockholm is that it is a walking city. Truly. The actually city can be walked in a day. Yes, a whole day. Of course, if you go out to the suburbs and the islands, then you may need more time.
My top offbeat places in Stockholm, in no particular order.
Drop Coffee […] Continue Reading…
Sometimes I love Europe. Love it because it is crazy. Although not like craziness is restricted to Europe, America is plenty crazy, we have oodles of craziness.
But when you add together Stockholm and driving, you know it cannot be good.
Like this one lane road in a residential part of Södermalm. It's a small road, enough to fit a car driving and a car parking.
But sometimes we get this awesomeness.
Why use the parking lane when you can park on the road itself! Brilliant!
Swedes have a colorful way of insulting one another. And most of our insults hail from the pre-industrialization time, when most of the population were farmers or worked outside.
This means, Swedes love insults relating to dumb geese, stupid donkeys, and gossiping sheep. And in a time when cities were distant, and the countryside was full of peasants, you cannot go far from the forest.
I split the list of insults into phrases and words. Next time you want to get angry with a Swede, you are armed with a list!
Insulting Swedish Phrases
Skita i det blå […] Continue Reading…
This morning (well Washington DC time), The Supreme Court of the United States announced its deliberation on two of the most explosive issues of the term: gay marriage rights and due process.
Specially, two cases were debated in front of the judges earlier in the year: the constitutionality of the Defense of Marriage Act, DOMA, and Proposition 8.
To backup a bit, the United States is a behind when it comes to gay rights and equality. While in Sweden and most of Western Europe has legalized gay marriage, people in the US are embroiled in a bitter controversy […] Continue Reading…
The Proposition 8 lawsuit is an interesting case. The case reached the Supreme Court by ways of proponents of the proposition who were unsatisfied with the lower courts decision.
To clarify how this case made its way up the ranks, here's a quick timeline of Prop 8.
November, 2008 – Proposition 8 passes on a statewide ballot measure in California. It immediately bars gays and lesbians from marrying in the state.
Immediately after – Hollingsworth v. Perry case filed. Perry was one of the lesbian couples refused a marriage certificate in Alameda County. They served as […] Continue Reading…


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Positions on Falklands/Malvinas remain intact.
No changes are expected in the current sovereignty dispute over the Falkland Islands, with both Britain and Argentina holding their positions. This seems to have been the message from Sir Gareth Williams, president of the House of Lords, Prime Minister Tony Blair' special envoy to the assumption of Argentine president Nestor Kirchner who also praised the institutional stability of the country and said much could be advanced in fields of mutual interest.
Another scandal for President Lagos.
Rough times for Chile's president Ricardo Lagos. After the imprisonment of several close aides working in his former Ministry of Public Works; the stripping of legislative privilege of five Deputies belonging to the ruling coalition and suspected of taking bribes, and a contrary court ruling regarding additional undercover payments, (perks), to political appointees in the civil service, Mr. Lagos now faces another scandal with claims of pressures on the press to prevent the publication of an article devastating for the junior partner of the coalition.
Fisheries security and sustainability must be top priority
Industry players say President Néstor Kirchner needs to recognise the industry's potential for helping the country to overcome its current socioeconomic crisis and for generating export revenue
Castro tirade gets wild cheers from Argentinean crowd
Thousands of Argentinean students and leftist sympathizers were enthralled by a harangue delivered by Cuban leader Fidel Castro, who paraded his pacifist convictions, blasted the United States and reminisced about Che Guevara.
The Governor's annual address to Legislative Council.
Mr Speaker, Honourable Members of the Legislative Council, Listeners to the Falkland Islands Broadcasting Station, Ladies and Gentlemen:
Santa Cruz man, next Fisheries Secretary.
Gerardo Nieto, Santa Cruz's Fisheries Secretary since 1994 will be occupying the same job but at federal level under the new Argentine administration of President Nestor Kirchner.
Uruguay free of FAM by vaccination.
Uruguay was declared free of foot and mouth disease, FAM, by vaccination during the annual meeting of the International Office of Epizooties, OIE, held in Paris last week with participation of delegations from 164 countries, which also approved radical changes to the current procedures.
Interest rates controversy .
The controversial decision last week by the Brazilian Central Bank to leave the basic interest rate Selic unchanged at 26,5%, and the strangely unanimous release supporting it by the bank's Monetary Committee, are still reverberating in Brazilian political and business circles.
Brazil proposes new FTAA calendar.
Brazil will be defining a new calendar for the Free Trade Association of the Americas, FTAA, talks, to replace the current timetable that anticipates the signing of an agreement by the end of 2005.
Commercial insertion and political stability
A politically stable, prosperous and united Latinamerica based on the ideals of democracy and social justice, a strategic alliance with Mercosur, plus a serious, wide and mature relation with United States and Europe were defined by incoming Argentine president Nestor Kirchner as the pillars of his administration's foreign policy.


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Air Force Lt. Col. Anthony J. Mims has assumed command of the 28th Logistics Readiness Squadron at Ellsworth Air Force Base, S.D. Mims has served in the military for 16 years. He is the son of Betty R. and Moses Mims Jr. of Old Graniteville Highway, Aiken. Mims graduated in 1992 from Aiken High School and received a bachelor of science in 1996 from the United States Air Force Academy, Colorado Springs, Colo. He also earned a master's degree in 2007 from the University of Phoenix, Ariz.
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3 men accused of violent hate crime
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Three men accused of beating a man because he is gay entered a plea of not guilty at an arraignment in Volusia County Wednesday morning.
Daytona Beach Police Department officers arrested 26-year-old Ryan Adkins, 25-year-old Bradley Griffin-Hadley and 22-year-old Cortez Johnson, and charged them with a hate crime. All three are being held in the Volusia County jail.
Police said 40-year-old Dillon Pendarvis was attacked by the men in front of a convenience store and badly beaten.
Officers said the men followed Pendarvis from a motel, the Streamline, on U.S. Highway A1A Jan. 2, yelling gay slurs.
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The act of holding in urine for long periods of time, causing the bladder to expand and push on a persons diaphragm. This causes the cocker to feel/look two months pregnant. This is not a dirty word, although commonly confused for one by its name.
While i was scoring, the extremely attractive girl I was with was afraid to use the portable toilet and therefore decided to cock.
I was cocking at the very close game of rugby.
Don't you hate the feeling when your bladder is cocked?
I was cocking at the very close game of rugby.
Don't you hate the feeling when your bladder is cocked?
por Amy bee 26 de Junho de 2010
coughing & choking at the same time, typically after ingesting too much alcohol.
"I shouldn't have had that last shot of Jager-I was totally cocking afterwards."
por mandazeeee. 06 de Agosto de 2009
The act of or intention to perform oral sex on a male in return for a favor.
"That bitch is cocking the boss for a raise".
por "Dancyna" 18 de Abril de 2008
Its what Nfs's mom does with turkey.
<Nfs> and my moms cocking turkey
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Yesterday Governor Culver, defending his flip-flop on marriage, said the following when sizing up this year's legislative session:
I think the overwhelming majority of Iowans do not want to amend the constitution in a way that's discriminatory. That's the bottom line. I think Iowans want to move forward and the Iowa Supreme Court has spoken loudly and clearly.
I'm curious where he's getting his polling information because the last time a poll was done on the issue of marriage (not legislative priority, you can read a lot into that poll), but the question itself. It showed our state is very much divided.
Anyway the Supreme Court speaking loudly and clearly doesn't really matter. Does our Constitution allow for a judicial oligarchy? Should they get the last say? I don't think so. If Iowans truly don't want an amendment then it won't pass. At the very least Governor Culver and Legislative Democrats should have put their money where their mouth is and codify same-sex marriage.
But instead we have this mess and they won't let "we the people" decide the issue. We could vote the measure down, but I don't think that'll happen.


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Welcome to Distracted by Squirrels. My name is Sebastian. I am a computer science student from Southern Germany. I dig everything related to computer science and web design. This web page is my little virtual playground where I share and back up stuff from my work as a research assistant, talk about computer science related topics and try to teach myself web design.
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I am currently developing a small web application for the department I am working at. Everything was looking good until I ran into a problem with the layout last week. It bugged me that the footer was placed directly after the content. It just looked wrong.
Just recently I ran into a problem with the category order. The oldest category was "New Publications". So dividing the items based on their category and then looping over them would always put items from the "New Publications"-category at the end of the page, which is rather unpleasant.
Last week I redid my work page. It was hard to navigate through the page without a second navigation. So I used the chance to tinker around with jQuery. The goal was to provide an alternative to scrolling through the content. Also, it should be much easier to navigate through the page.
Some of my Work
SWAT is a editor build on Eclipse RPC and GEF (which are both awesome frameworks btw). For now it is a very basic editor with the typical add, remove, move, etc. plus an interface to plug in your analysis algorithm. The latter was the main reason to build another Petri net editor.
CuVE was created as part of a research project supported by the BMBF (Federal Ministry of Education and Research). Project partners included other Universities like TU Darmstadt and companies like SAP and Nokia Siemens Networks.
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It sounds odd, but I have been craving pound cake since my trip to Washington D.C. You may remember that I wanted to visit Java Green, but went on Sunday when it was closed. In fact, pretty much all of downtown D.C. is closed on Sunday. So, I had to grab a plain baguette from Au Bon Pain to stave of hunger. At the checkout they had that weird flourescent yellow pound cake that looks like it has never seen a real lemon in its life. In any event, I have been thinking about pound cake ever since.
To satisfy that craving I turned to the recipe from Veganomicon, and I highly recommend it. It is tender and spongy--just like pound cake should be. The original recipe calls for 1/2 cup soy yogurt, which I did not have (the only sell So Nice here which, quite frankly, is So Nasty), and 1/2 cup silken tofu, which I also did not have. So, I used 1 cup regular tofu and blended it really well with 1 tbsp lemon juice. I also added grated rind from 1 lemon to ramp up the flavour and topped it with lemon icing. Perfect!


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Is it bad to buy a domain that used to be used for nefarious purposes?
I may be able to pick up an obscure but useful domain name soon. However, it was once a domain used for command-and-control systems for a well-known trojan that spread throughout the Internet. For the last five years, it's been held by a security/enforcement group that took it over. [more inside]
Private domain registration for Spanish domains?
I am trying to register a .es domain but the extension does not support WHOIS privacy. What are my options? [more inside]
How can I be the first to register a new top-level domain (.nyc)?
My company is interested in securing some domains related to our business under the new .nyc top level domain. Some of them will be our companys' names, and others we would like are more general descriptions of our business and are likely to be highly sought after. I've registered for updates on the official site and I'll act right away as soon as I get any updates. What can I do beyond that to better my chances? Anywhere I can "pre-register"? Are there brokers for this sort of thing?
Registering a Canadian Domain via a Trustee Service
I need to register a Canadian domain name (.ca). I do not currently meet the requirements in order to do that. I found a domain name registrar that offers to do this using a trustee service. I have questions about that. [more inside]
Bulk domain name checkers?
What are the best online tools for checking domain name availability? [more inside]
GoDaddy holding my domain hostage
Help me transfer my domain off of GoDaddy, they are holding it illegally even though I've played by their stupid rules so far and I dont know what to do!! [more inside]
Is it even possible to register a domain in the Cook Islands?
I want to register a domain in the Cook Islands but emails to Oyster keep bouncing. Has anyone registered a domain in the Cook Islands? Do you know the secret handshake? [more inside]
Buy offers being made directly to (former-ish) owner during lapsed domain's "recovery period". Scam, or windfall?
Buy offers being made directly to (former-ish) owner during lapsed domain's "recovery period". Scam, or windfall? [more inside]
Is my domain gone forever?
Can anyone talk me through the rules for domain expiry and backordering? My searches on AskMefi, Wikipedia and ICANN's site give lots of different answers and may be out of date. I had a domain registered with Network Solutions for over ten years and (due to email problems) didn't know it had expired until around 30 days after expiry. Then I paid the domain renewal fee, which Network Solutions accepted, but later found that they sold the domain on backorder to someone else. [more inside]
What is the definition of private domain registration?
What is the definition of private domain registration? I recently registered a domain via gandi.net and was surprised to find that even after selecting their "private domain registration" service my first and last name had been published via whois. [more inside]
How do I grab an unused domain?
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I'd like to register a .an TLD
I'd like to register a .an TLD but there are a couple of issues. One, I don't live in the Netherlands Antilles and two, the Netherlands Antilles don't seem to exist any more. [more inside]
How do I give a domain as gift to a WordPress blogger?
I want to give a domain name or three as a gift to a friend who blogs on WordPress. I'd like to include some unusual international TLDs, but is that a good idea? [more inside]
Gotta make sure no one tries to impersonate me on fanfiction.net...
AskMe is always saying that one should register their full name on certain web services, just to protect them for future use. I have the basics - what am I missing? [more inside]
buying back my domain
How can I buy a domain name (which was originally mine) when it expires? [more inside]
GoDaddy Reseller Alternative or any other ideas?
Anyone Know of an Alternative to GoDaddy's (domain/hosting) Reseller Program? [more inside]
Registering a .cr domain.
I'd like to register a .cr domain but I'm not sure which company I should use. [more inside]
How can I change to company Y for domain registration and hosting when I can't contact unreliable original company X?
How can I change to company Y for domain registration and hosting when I can't contact unreliable original company X to do the change? In the UK. [more inside]
Should I renew my TLD?
Internet Domain Filter: In 2000, I started a company (Company A) and registered a matching top-level domain. In 2005, I converted Company A into a holding company, and started a second company, which is now the operating vehicle for our consulting business. The domain registration for Company A will soon expire. Is there any point maintaining the registration? The domain name won't have a high resale value and I'm not planning on resurrecting Company A as a public business. Is there anything I'm missing?
Where is the best place to register a .cz domain name?
Where is the best/safest/cheapest place to register a .cz (Czech) domain name? [more inside]
Listing .org domains
Is there a way to find organisations that have registered an .org domain within certain geographical boundary (country, region, town)?
HostingFilter: Help me move my web presence(s)
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How do I register a .kr domain? [more inside]
How can I find the registration info for a lapsed domain name?
How can I get registration information for a domain name that is expired? [more inside]
Help me become a Master of My Domains
I need help/advice on registering approx. 500 domain names [more inside]
Buying a domain name on NFS instead of GoDaddy
So I just started signing up for a domain on GoDaddy, but then found out I could do it on my Nearly Free Speech account for less instead, but I can't register that domain on NFS right now because I'm partway through the registration at GoDaddy. What do I need to do to sign up for it via NFS?
Technological Cassandra Complex
The company I work for wants to outsource ownership of all its domains to a third party. Is there any way I can fight this? [more inside]
Domain Registration
How can I make sure I get a domain name registered that is currently in pendingDelete status? [more inside]
Advice needed re: website which will (hopefully) be hosted in Jordan
Does anyone have experience with domain registration and/or hosting companies in Jordan? [more inside]
How to acquire an unavailable domain name
Help me acquire a domain name that's unavailable! [more inside]
How to transfer a domain name from a non-existent entity
Domain ownership transfer question, with a few... Complications. [more inside]
CANCELLING a 1and1 hosting account
Have you CANCELLED your 1and1 account successfully (by success I mean they stopped charging you and they released the domains registered through them)? If so, what steps did you follow?? I haven't started the process yet -- just researching right now -- but I've read a lot of 1and 1 cancellation horror stories here and elsewhere.
Domain Name Prices
Why are there places that charge you $35 dollars a year for a domain name (register.com, netsol.com) while there are others that charge you as low as $7 dollars a year for a domain (godaddy.com, namesecure.com)? What's the catch?
Free registration & hosting
Free domain registration & hosting. Hope me. [more inside]
Alternatives to GoDaddy
I have a website that is hosted by DreamHost but the domain registration is at GoDaddy. I want to transfer the registration somewhere else because of GoDaddy's politics. One thing I'm looking for is private registration so that my info is not available to spammers on Whois -- GoDaddy and a few other companies do that. Anyone have any suggestions for good registration companies? Namecheap? 1&1? RegisterFly? Thanks.
.ca domain hosting?
Recommendations for Canadian domain registration and hosting? [more inside]
Who's the best domain registrar that isn't godaddy?
What's the best domain registrar in terms of service and price not including godaddy.com? [more inside]
Domain hijacking?
I have a blog at http://depravedlibrarian.blogspot.com (I've also registerd the domain and will eventually put up a forwarding page). I misstyped this in the location bar: http://depravedlibrarian.blogpsot.com and found that registrant for this site and all the other Amazingbiblestudies sites (I checked 3 other Blogger address) is the same registrant. While it's not exactly domain hijacking, what can I, or should I do about this? How else can I get the word out about this? Thanks for your suggestions.
Registering an Iceland
I'd like to register an ".is" domain. I have no connection to Iceland - I just really like a particular domain name. Is this possible? If so, where can I host it?
Is Yahoo a good domain registrar for the price?
Yahoo is now offering domain name registration for $4.98 per year. I have my domains registered with GoDaddy but a couple are due for renewal soon. Is Yahoo's deal too good to be true? Have any of you had bad experiences with them? Should I switch?
How can I privately register a .nl domain when I'm not in the Netherlands?
I would like to register a .nl domain, however I am not based in The Netherlands. Can this be done?
Bonus points if my name / address information can be kept out of whois.
Bonus points if my name / address information can be kept out of whois.
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All 6 of Arkansas's senators and congressmen won the U.S. Chamber of Commerce's "Spirit of Enterprise" award.
The award is given to members of Congress who support the Chamber's positions on key votes. The Chamber is a pro-business lobbying group.
Sen. John Boozman (R), Sen. Mark Pryor (D), Rep. Eric Crawford (R), Rep. Tim Griffin (R), Rep. Steve Womack (D) and Rep. Mike Ross (D) were all given awards.
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It's no secret that one of the finest basketball players in the Bitterroot Valley is Corvallis' Riley Bradshaw. "Red" as he's known by many coaches and players, has been a force on the Blue Devil team since he was a freshman. His athleticism, shooting skills and knowledge of the game has been a pleasure for basketball fans everywhere to watch. In fact, I have been watching Riley since he was about two years old.
My first recollection of Riley was when he was about two years old and 'helping out' while his dad was coaching. Dave Bradshaw has been a coach at Corvallis for almost thirty years and has coached both boys and girls basketball. Being from Victor, I had a passing knowledge of the Bradshaw family since they hail from Drummond – one of Victor's best rivals. Dave and his brother, Mike, gave the Pirates enough problems that the Bradshaw name became well known in Victor. When Dave Bradshaw and his family moved to Corvallis, the school was still a Class B school and so Victor played them in non conference action.
When he was about a fourth grader, Riley and a couple of his friends were the water boys for the Blue Devils. They could be found filling water cups, handing water to the team and sitting on the bench during the games. But while most boys that age would soon tire of sitting the bench, Riley and company followed the game. They were in the huddle listening to the coach and learning all the ins and outs of the game.
His dad said Riley was about a seventh grader when he realized just how talented his son was.
"I knew he was going to go somewhere (to play college ball.) Then, his freshman year, I knew he was going to be a Division 1 player.)
Dad wasn't the only one that saw something special in Riley. The University of Montana started showing some interest in the redheaded player. As his stats improved, interest in him grew also. More than once, a coach or two could be spotted in the bleachers, notebook in hand, checking "Red" out. Although he tried to ignore the pressure of the scouts, their presence was felt.
But there is one thing that all will agree about with Riley. He is a hard worker. He put in more and more time in the gym and in the weight room. His long range shot was already tough to defend and he was a scoring leader not only on his team but also in the conference. So what did he do, he worked on his defense and he worked on his passing. The result is a scoring machine that is difficult to stop and a defender who can stop a play.
"I've sat and watched how much time he's put in with me, and with his brother," said Dave. "A lot of kids put in a lot of time but this kid has brought it to a level that's pretty impressive."
Riley spent his last couple of summers playing ball in California and Los Vegas among other places. He had a chance to play with some of the top high school players in the nation and found he could compete with them. His confidence level soared, as did his skills.
Last Wednesday was the National Signing Day for potential college athletes. After being courted by the University of Montana, Montana State and several other universities, Riley Bradshaw signed a Letter of Intent to play for the Utah State Aggies.
"I went down last year and really liked the atmosphere," said Riley. "I saw how much they love their basketball team."
Utah State, located at Logan, Utah, is a member of the Western Athletic Conference (the WAC). Last season they finished the regular conference season with a record of 17-1 and an overall record of 29-3. Stew Morrill is the coach and notched his 500th win last season. Morrill coached at the University of Montana in the mid 1990's but has been at Utah State for 12 years.
Riley said the Aggies usually play in front of 9-to-10,000 people in Dee Glenn Smith Spectrum which has a capacity of 10,270. The crowd is affectionately known as 'The Hurd'. The experience of playing before such a crowd was the deciding factor for him.
"I wanted to see what I could do, get out there. It was a tough decision. The Griz were looking at me but it came down to where I wanted to go," he said.
Now that Riley has made his decision, he's looking forward to just playing ball this season and not having the distraction of scouts and speculation. "It's nice to have that done."
Coach and dad, Dave Bradshaw, is also looking forward to this final season as is his mom, Eileen, who has kept the score books for the Blue Devils for many years. It will be Dave's final season coaching. For all who have watched Riley grow from that little red headed toddler tossing the ball up to the accomplished player he is today, there will be a few bittersweet moments. But then 'Red' will flash his smile and slice to the basket; we will just enjoy watching a great kid and great player. And mom and dad will be on the sidelines and at the bench, smiling and storing another memory away, enjoying every minute.


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I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of
Dental Floss
Raisin' it up
Waxen it down
In a little white box
I can sell uptown
By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss,
But I'd be raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss
Well I just might grow me some bees
But I'd leave the sweet stuff
For somebody else...but then, on the other hand I'd
Keep the wax
N' melt it down
Pluck some Floss
N' swish it aroun'
I'd have me a crop
An' it'd be on top (that's why I'M movin' to Montana)
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (yes I am)
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune
I'm pluckin' the ol'
Dennil Floss
That's growin' on the prairie
Pluckin' the floss!
I plucked all day an' all nite an' all
I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss
(His name is MIGHTY LITTLE)
He's a good hoss
Even though
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
Any way
I'm pluckin' the ol'
Dennil Floss
Even if you think it is a little silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I'm gonna find me a horse
Just about this big
An' ride him all along the border line
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Pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say
I was mighty grand
By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss
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Raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely
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Well I might
Ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin'
In the moon-lighty night
And then I'd
Get a cuppa cawfee
N' give my foot a push...
Just me 'n the pymgy pony
Over the Dennil Floss Bush
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Jumb back on
An' ride
Like a cowboy
Into the dawn to Montana
Movin' to Montana soon
Movin' to Montana soon
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Residents begin petition drive against casino
UPDATED 9:26 AM CST Nov 13, 2012
Several residents have begun a petition drive against construction of a casino in the Des Moines suburb of Ankeny.
Almost 40 people gathered at Kirkendall Public Library on Monday to begin their drive for 6,600 signatures.
Ankeny resident Mike Meyerring said the group members know the petition would have no binding effect on the City Council.
On Oct. 29 the council approved a contract to support efforts by Wild Rose Entertainment to acquire a state license.
The $150 million casino project would be built near a new interchange on Interstate 35 in the Des Moines suburb.
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Jorgen is a level 15 quest giver located in the Valley of Heroes in the human city of Stormwind. He appears to have some kind of 'history' with Elling Trias.
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Hey JamesS,
Do you know the exact science behind how coffee crashes the adrenals? Is it coffee specifically, or anything with caffeine?
Very true about the GABA inhibitory neurotransmitter being important. As for B12, the top ten B12 containing foods list reads like a menu of my most eaten things. Shellfish, liver, fish, octopus, fish eggs, lobster, lamb, beef, cheese, eggs. The only one I don't have in my fridge or pantry atm is lobster, seriously.
I appreciate your well informed input. Thank you.
Hey JamesS,
Do you know the exact science behind how coffee crashes the adrenals? Is it coffee specifically, or anything with caffeine?
They were surprised that the PAHs ended up in the teas since the PAHs are hydrophobic. But this can be easily explained by the presence of saponins in the mate', which are natural surfactants that will allow the PAHs to mix with the water.
As for the danger of cancer it needs to be noted that they are talking about the consumption of very large amounts of mate'. I doubt there is much of a difference between the levels of PAHs in roasted mate' and coffee.
In addition, steroidal saponins have very strong anti-cancer properties.
I see the study tried to play down the role of the hot water in mate' tea playing a role in the cancer formation. But other studies say otherwise:
Cancer and yerba mate consumption: a... [Rev Panam Salud Publica. 2009] - PubMed - NCBI
Hot and cold mate drinking ... [Cancer Epidemiol Biomarkers Prev. 1995] - PubMed - NCBI
This study is interesting in the fact that they show the consumption of large amounts of mate' will increase the risk of cancer, but the risk increases when drunk at higher temperatures:
Maté consumption and the ri... [Cancer Epidemiol Biomarkers Prev. 2003] - PubMed - NCBI
There are a lot of studies claiming health benefits of coffee, but as you mentioned "reliable studies". Most of the studies claiming coffee is healthy were either conducted by coffee makers or the studies were funded by coffee makers.
I am sure that I could probably find some studies that have no association with the coffee industry that claim coffee is healthy. But studies like these often focus on one isolated substance, not the product overall. For example, they may focus on the antioxidant polyphenols, which is usually the case with coffee, while ignoring the adverse effects of the caffeine, oxalic acid, etc. Then there are other factors that are not addressed in the studies such as the fact that adding milk to the coffee neutralizes the antioxidant effects of the polyphenols.
Now many cheap coffees (& instant) affect me pretty badly but some other ground coffee, as I recall, did not negatively affect me much. I truly believe that, even with studies, this isn't a black & white situation. I do agree with those that say that good, properly grown, harvested and produced coffee can have positive affects on some people's systems and on others that same coffee can affect them adversely.
Been reading about circadian rhythms,
Not sure if this study has been posted before.
Most people have best performance in the afternoon, but it seems a good shot or two of black coffee may be able to bring morning performance up to same as afternoon.
PLoS ONE: Caffeine Ingestion Reverses the Circadian Rhythm Effects on Neuromuscular Performance in Highly Resistance-Trained Men


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Hey Guys!
First post in a LONG time. I have a Lotus(lady) and Vortex(butt) texture.
I was on a big vortex kick for a while but lately have only been flying with the lotus.
It seems there are a ton of new girls models out there and I was just wondering what some of the favorites or peoples favorites are.
The ones that caught my eye the most were:
Love Humps
Lotus Garden
So basically I'm wondering. Do you guys like the Love Humps or Lotus Garden better?
Or maybe are both those sleeves to similiar to the lotus and I should try something different?
If there is already a thread on the best girl models or 2 for 1 deal please direct me there. I couldn't find it.


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Nice story about someone who has broken the law, not once but three times. Three times he has made the journey across the border to give his children a shot at the American dream.
It's written in a way that we should feel sympathy for him.
He made a choice to take that long trek into this country - nobody forced him. Should I also feel sympathy for someone who enters my home uninvited and takes what is not his? Isn't that what Alberto Lopez has done?
He said he pays taxes and I'm sure he reports all of his income. How does that work anyway, for someone who's not supposed to be working in this country? He said he doesn't take welfare, but who paid the hospital bills for his three children being born?
Their treatment when caught is harsh, I'm sure, but remember they're breaking the law. He said they are put in a holding cell and not fed much. Should taxpayers have to pay more to build better facilities and feed them better? Aren't the jails overcrowded already?
As for the dog that was rescued from the wash, tell Lopez that if he were in the wash I'm sure he would've been rescued too. And like the dog, someone else probably would've had to pay for it.
Do we have the same sympathy for the crack dealer who can't afford to feed his family? How about the prostitute on the corner who dreams of giving her son a shot at having an education? Should Home Depot have to build waiting areas for them, too?
I know things aren't easy for a lot of us, but if it's illegal then it's a crime.


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Welcome to The Fencers Academy
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Students have called on Diane Abbott to refund a £1,750 fee she charged to the University of Birmingham to deliver a 50-minute speech.
An online petition describes the fee as a "gross insult to all British students" and asks Ms Abbott to "apologise" for taking it.
Ms Abbott, the MP for Hackney North and Stoke Newington, was a speaker at the student-organised conference in 2011, which debated the "dynamics of global societies".
The programme praised her as a popular political personality who had spoken out on issues such as tuition fees.
The speaking fee was paid by the university, but


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A James Island couple has asked the S.C. Supreme Court to reconsider its decision to keep their 2-year-old adopted daughter with her biological father.
Matt and Melanie Capobianco filed the request Friday seeking another hearing in the case, court officials confirmed. A copy of the court papers were not available.
The Supreme Court ruled last month that 2-year-old Veronica would not be seriously harmed by staying with her biological father, whose successful challenge of the adoption drew worldwide interest and prompted criticism of a federal law aimed at preserving American Indian families.
The 3-2 decision affirmed a family court ruling that returned the girl to her father, a member of the Cherokee Nation in Oklahoma, on New Years Eve.
Save Veronica Rose, a Facebook page organized to support the Capobiancos, posted a message asking the public to pray for the justices to have a change of heart. The chances are slim but theres always room for another miracle in this world, the message read.
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