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Hulk Hogan - The Pariah Of Professional Wrestling - Always Has Been, Always Will Be!
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Hulk Hogan - The Pariah Of Professional Wrestling - Always Has Been, Always Will Be!
I wrote this some time ago, but have not released it because of the fact I wanted to take the higher road, but you Mr. Hulk Hogan after the Warrior released bombshells about your sickness and what you did to people, I decided to release this post and let the rest of the good wrestling fans out there know how despicable of a human being you are. I even think you helped Randy Savage's death happen, you prayed for something dreadful to happen to him I bet, and it did. God damn you for that. But without any further of the ado, here are my thoughts on Hulk Hogan, your so called messiah of professional Wrestling:
Hulk Hogan ruined wrestling! Hulk Hogan because of you there are fine men and women who have been screwed over by your antics!!! I freaking hate you forever! For life!! Always have and I always will!
Chris Benoit died because of you! He died because your stupid friend Kevin Nash called him a vanilla midget and that made him start taking steroids just to get bigger to compete with you and the other politicians!! God I hate you!!! Because Chris Benoit did all he could to prove he was better and badder than you, he couldn't handle pressure anymore and therefore killed his wife, family and himself!! Thanks a lot Hogan!!! Thank you so much!!! I hate you!!!
Eddie guerrero made the same mistakes and paid for them because of your bull!!! He needed to compete to and drugs were the only way!!! Yeah hogan i hope you are happy!!! I hope you are happy for lfie!!! Eddie and chris died because of your crap! Remember that, hackster!!! "The Immoral" Hack Hobag!! I hate you!!!! That is what your name should be, you jerk! I hate you!!! Hate you! Hate you!!!
You ruined the careers of Billy Kidman, mike awesome, and vampiro during that new blood vs millionaires club angle!! You tried to kill david flair! You made ric flair look like a bad man all thru WCW and then you dragged him out of retirement only to lose four consecutive matches to you no less, in Australia!!! How could you do this to him! He needed a friend and instead you made him wrestle you only to lose! Now you made him go to TNA another company you ruined like WCW and the WWF in the early 90s!!!! How could you do that too! I hate you so much!! Hate you hate you hate you!!! On a side note how does it feel that you also caused Mike Awesome (the cousin of your nephew Horace) to ultimately kill himself in 2007, hope you're feeling great on that BROTHER!!!
Other stuff you did in WCW was take away Chris Jericho's TV time!! Cicolpe and Sgt Craig Pittman also got robbed because of you!!! Arachnaman never got brought back to WCW because of you either!!! Sting's victory looked shallow at Starrcade 97 because you paid Nick Patrick to botch that pinfall you did on the stinger!! You callous heathen!!! Curt Hennig got dicked over in wwf because of you too, he never became wwf champion cause you wouldn't job to him! Ultimate Warrior's wwf title reign was sabotaged because you shook his hand and hugged him at wm vi just because you wanted all the attention still! I f'n hate you hulk hogan!!! Also every episode of tna impact ends with you!!! You!!!! Why why why why why why!!! That's not fair! You also ruined the nWo...they never needed you!!! Never! You buried Ted DiBiase in WWF too! He could have been champion had you not existed!!!
Other casualties of your greed are...the Dynamite Kid and Davey Boy Smith! They were small guys who packed on muscle through illegal drugs and one is dead and the other almost died because of the bullcrap politics you played in WWF by not letting them use their natural physiques to wow and amaze us! Thanks a lot jerk! I mean Dynamite Kid was so stressed and broken down that he took a shotgun and held it under his wife's chin threatening to do this over and over again until one day the shotgun would be loaded and ready to fire! How does that feel knowing that you could have caused the death of an innocent young woman! Don't get me started on Benoit again because you know that was your fault.
Sgt Slaughter didn't have a good title regin because of you, neither did Iron Sheik! You ruined Savage's WWF title reign before it really even started too just by always being there, Mega Powers yeah right, Mega Ego is more like it...BROTHER!!!! And you caused Liz's death too because of the lifestyle you encouraged her to experience by inviting her into the nWo. If she was never in WCW she never would have ended up with Lex Luger and she would still be alive!!! God I hate you!! Then I think of poor Bret Hart, your refusal to work with him in the WWF made him wait a year plus for his title to come back to him, one that you stole you old prune! Then when he went to WCW he never got to wrestle you either, and instead had to settle with Goldberg who ended Bret's career and years later caused that stroke, which I must say it also your fault because you didn't wrestle him! GOD I HATE YOU! HATE YOU! HATE YOU! HATE YOU!! Then when you told TNA you needed knee surgery and therefore couldn't wrestle for them, only so you can go back to Vince and get into the WWE HOF! God I hated that, because you buried Shawn Michaels, a great competitor who did not deserve to lose to you! His career was never the same because of you, thanks a lot Hogan, thanks a heck of a lot! I think about how Billy Jack Haynes is no longer in the wrestling mainstream because you wouldn't let him get into WCW, how does that make you feel, I hope you are happy! This man almost killed himself because of you.
Then Rick WIlliams the Ultimate Warrior ripoff in WCW, you buried the career of Arn Anderson and his TV title reigns to make that poor talented man humiliate himself by being this second rate-Warrior well guess what the Renegade killed himself because of you, are you happy to have blood on your hands you piece of human evil! HOW COULD YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT!!! IT IS SO EVIL THE THINGS YOU DO! You are not a hero you are a pariah! Then you go and talk about the Ultimate Warrior today on twitter being a male prostitute in Georgia. Warrior is a wholesome man, a righteous man and you speak ill of the man who had more talent in one finger than you ever had in a single portion of your steroid ridden body?! SHAME ON YOU HULK HOGAN SHAME ON YOU!!! BROTHER!!!
I think of everything you have raped, pillaged and plundered in the world of professional wrestling, it's because of you that true talent will never be recognized. I only wish the United Nations could try you for the crimes towards pro wrestling that you created, they anger me so, oh they anger me so so so so so so much! I HATE YOU! HATE YOU HATE YOU!!! The Von Erichs lost their wrestling empire because of you, no longer was it acceptable for them to have their own operation in WCCW. Thanks a lot jerkoff for the great Von Erichs dying of the depression that they could no longer practition their livelihood, asshole.
The American Wrestling Association is also dead because of you, you left Verne Gagne high and dry, he had to shut down the company. JERK! Thanks for everything, I heard you even had Ken Patera get arrested and sent to prison so you wouldn't lose the strap to him and you made Paul Orndorff work injured during the eighties because you did not want to lose money with a big time program with him. You know he's the only reason you kept the World Title in 1986-1987 you asshole prick fucker!
Also because you suggested to Sting that he go all Brandon Lee from the Crow, and dive from the rafters, WWF thought they could compete by having Owen Hart do the same thing, and guess what he ended up dead! No wonder why Bret Hart hates you so much, I'd want to beat your ass myself if my brother died because of your sick sense of showmanship. I think 99.9 percent of all deaths in wrestling can be attributed to you because of your selfishness, so I thank you Hogan, I thank you so much for giving wrestling a bad name. So in closing may the names of these greats never be forgotten just because Hulk Hogan had a vendetta against them and plotted to have their deaths occur...so without further ado I give to you the wall of remembrance for those that have fallen victim to the attrition of Hulk Hogan's massive ego and sadism!!!
Paul Orndorff (Working injured caused health problems)
David Penzer (left TNA because of your bullshit)
Jeremy Borash (will probably get fired because of the shit he said about you, which was right anyway)
Dixie Carter
Jeff Jarrett (That BATB 2000 should never have happened)
Booker T
Triple H (Comeback story fucked over because of you, see Backlash 2K2)
Undertaker (First title reign ruined because of you)
Kamala (Never taken seriously because of you)
Kevin Sullivan (Had to end up coming up with a new angle after you buried him, big reason why Nancy left him asshole)
Bruno Sammartino (Erased because of you)
Pedro Morales (See above)
Iron Sheik (Not given a real title reign because of you)
Vince McMahon (Almost had to shut down WWF because of you)
Val Venis (Fired from WWE and floundered in TNA)
Mick Foley (Leaving TNA because of you)
Sunny (You didn't defend her in WCW when she was accused of drugs)
Diamond Dallas Page (You did not want to take the pinfall from him at Spring Stampede when he won his first title)
Chris Benoit
Eddie Guerrero
Davey Boy Smith
Randy Savage
Owen Hart
Rick Williams (The Renegade)
Andre The Giant
Davey Boy Smith
Kerry Von Erich
David Von Erich
Fritz Von Erich
Mike Von Erich
Nancy Benoit
Daniel Benoit
Owen Hart
Dean Hart
Stu Hart
Tom Billington (Not dead but pretty damn close)
Ric Flair (His soul is crushed, his body lives, but his spirit is weak)
Bret Hart (read above)
Vickie Guerrero (Her heart is decimated because she lost Eddy)
Brian Pillman
Rick Rude
Curt Hennig
John Graziano (The kid your son nearly got killed)
Linda Bollea (She loved and supported you and you broke her heart, serves you write you lost your money bunghole!)
TNA (Right now in critical condition, but soon to flatline!)
Chris Kanyon (You let Orlando Jordan use his gimmick and he died because of it! Thanks jerk)
Big Boss Man
Big John Studd
Billy Jack Haynes
All of the above and so many more suffered because of you, thanks a lot Hogan and I hope this one day hits you when you are tired, frail and alone with no one there to give two poops about you. And if you are ever on fire one day, you won't be worth the weight in kerosene you're soaked in to immolate you and the ounces of pee it'd take to put it out! F*CK OFF HACK HOBAG because you suck!
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Hello, Illini fans!
Yes, I am an Illinois fan. I still admit it, even though it's hard to after this season.
Illinois' men's basketball team has hit rock bottom this year, or at least, close to it. They stand at 5-10 in the Big Ten and are currently on a five-game losing streak. Three of their losses were to Northwestern (at home), Penn State, and newcomer Nebraska (by 20 points) this season.
The way that Illinois has been playing since Bruce Weber spoke out to the media after the Purdue loss, the only remaining game they're probably going to win will be at home against suddenly-red-hot Iowa. Even at home they will be hard-pressed to beat Michigan, and have little chance going to Madison to beat a Wisconsin team that already won in Champaign this season.
It appears the Bruce Weber era will end after this season, which is a far cry from the 2005 season's run to the national championship game. In Weber's last five seasons he will have made the NCAA Tournament just two times and won just one game. This will be Illinois' second season under Weber that they will finish with a losing Big Ten record. Weber did a great job with Bill Self's recruits but has shown little to nothing with his own recruits.
The question is who should be targeted by athletic director Mike Thomas to be the next basketball coach of the Fighting Illini? Ideally the candidate should have a proven track record, a bright future, and Midwestern ties. We want a head coach that considers Illinois a destination job, not a stepping stone to a bigger job.
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Gents look to avenge 2011 loss to Comeaux
CROWLEY – The Crowley Gents' 41-36 victory over No. 6 Patterson on Saturday was one of the program's biggest victories since the Gents' undefeated season in 2006.
It was a game that saw the Gents jump out to a big lead, lose it and end up having to rally from a deficit twice to walk away victorious.
As impressive as that was, it is yesterday's news and now the Gents have to quickly turn their focus to their next opponent - Class 5A Comeaux.
The Gents and the Spartans will square off this evening at Comeaux High School at 7 o'clock.
"The kids realize that we won our first game and they realize that it was a very big win. But that's it and it's done," said CHS coach Josh Fontenot. "We've been preaching to our kids that we are going to take it one week at a time. We didn't set team goals this year and I did that on purpose because I don't want us thinking any further ahead than our next game.
"Our goal last week was to beat Patterson and we accomplished it. Now, we have a new goal. Our goal is to beat Comeaux and we'll move on from there."
That goal appears to be a lofty one considering the fact that Comeaux, which returns seven starters on each side of the ball, manhandled the Gents in 2011 to the tune of 49-7.
"Last year, they beat us up pretty good," said Fontenot, whose 2011 season opener against Patterson was canceled due to Tropical Storm Lee. "And a lot of that has to do with Comeaux. They are a good team and they gave us a lot of trouble with their size.
"But what hurt us a lot last year was not playing week one. You lose out on ironing out all those first-game wrinkles like the fumbles, bad reads and missed blocks and all that stuff. When the team that you play has played a game and you haven't, that hurts."
The Spartans return the bulk of their offense that posted those 49 points on the Gents last year.
Quarterback Travis Southard, who completed nine passes for 121 yards last year, returns as well as running backs Marvin Barker (12-96, TD), Tyrek Malveaux (10-80, 2 TD) and James Guillory (8-55, TD).
"Their offense is a little different this year," said Fontenot. "They seem to be trying to do some more wing-t type stuff, but they still have their I (formation) stuff mixed in.
"They have a lot back (offensively) and their backs are all good. They run hard and they're very downhill. They're not trying to put any moves on you. They're coming to get you and run over you."
The Spartans ground attack is aided by an offensive line that returns two starters and averages just over 220 pounds across the front.
"Their offensive line is pretty good," said Fontenot. "They are going to give us trouble because they are way bigger than us. We're going to have to do things right. We're not going to be able to get away with playing the wrong technique or being in the wrong gap because the holes will be huge just because they are going to move us around a little bit. But coach (Jeptha) Wall is ready for that. We know what we're going into so we have to have a plan and be ready for that."
Defensively, the Spartans return seven players, including three on the line, off a team that limited Crowley to just 251 total yards in 2011. The Gents' potent ground attack was only able to muster 51 yards in the first half and finished the night with 114.
"Their defense is the same and it's a staple of what coach (Kevin) MaGee does," said Fontenot. "They run a 3-4 and they run it extremely well. It's by the book and their kids are very well taught."
That Spartan defense should prove to be a challenge even though the Gents did put up some eye popping offensive numbers in their opener.
The Gents grounded it out to the tune of 522 yards. Danny Malbrough did most of the damage with a career best 315 yards and four touchdowns on 28 carries. Quarterback Andre Mills added 150 yards on 22 carries and Chris Lewis picked up 57 yards and a touchdown on six carries.
However, the Gents' offense also had four turnovers, all fumbles, that thwarted potential scoring drives.
"Saturday was a good night for us," said Fontenot, whose squad racked up 597 total yards. "But 600-yard nights are rare. That doesn't happen very often. We know that's probably not going to happen again. Four turnover nights, though, that can't happen. That cannot continue for us to be successful."
Fortunately, the turnovers didn't come back to haunt the Gents.
That was mainly due to the effort of Crowley's defense, especially in the fourth quarter. The Gents limited the Jacks to 11 yards and forced two turnovers in the final 12 minutes to seal the victory.
"I was extremely proud of our defense," said Fontenot. "They overcame four offensive turnovers against one of the best offensive teams in the state."
The Gents will need the same type of effort, on both sides of the ball, in order to be successful and remain unbeaten.
"With the way our schedule is set up, it's going to be extremely challenging each and every week," said Fontenot. "This one is as challenging as week one, if not more, because of the style of play. Our style of play matched up well with Patterson because we're both spread teams and both kind of spread defenses."
Comeaux is different.
"Comeaux is a pound it down your throat team with a pound it down your throat defense," said Fontenot. "That's a hard matchup for us.
"It's going to be a challenge and it's something that we're definitely not taking lightly. The kids understand what it takes and what it means to go in there and win this game."


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5 Lovable Animals You Didn't Know Are Secretly Terrifying
#5. Spectacled Bear
Bears are pretty intrinsically scary, but come on – look at that guy! That's not a bear, that's a fat raccoon. And not even fat in the gross way, but in a "he looks like he'd make a good pillow" way. Even the name is just cuddles on toast: spectacled bear. Look at him: He's got wittle glasses. Now, here's the exact same animal, without all that snugly fur.
Holy shit! It's like they've taken everything you've ever done wrong in your life and built an animal out of it to punish you. This was taken at a zoo in Germany after the bears contracted a mange-like skin condition, which means that the nice, thick coat of fluff normally covering the bear was just a deceptive sheath there to hold in the nightmares. That thing looks like it guards the gates of hell during the official functions, when hell really needs to break out the big guns to impress visiting dignitaries. With the simple subtraction of hair, it went from cuddly panda-alternative to something that can only be killed if you first close the seals of Gozer the Gozerian so it can turn back into Rick Moranis.
#4. The Red Fox
If there was a color-coded scale for cuteness like there is for Terror Alert Levels, the red fox would be at Level Orange: way above Adorable Bomb Threat and just half a notch below Snuggle Jihad. Look at him; he's got little stockings. Like a sweet little furry whore.
I would name him Mr. Pringles, and feed him chips. You know he'd eat them all tenderly and shit.
Now, here's the sound he makes:
If you came of age in a small town, you're probably already familiar with the sound red foxes make. Here is the exact transcription of the time you found out:
You: Jesus, this weed is amazing. Am I being paranoid, or is the ground trying to sneak up on us?
Your Dickhead Friend Barry: Ha! You're high, man. You're like… you're… you're like high. Man.
Red Fox:AWWAAUUUUGHHGGGHHHH!!!!You: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!
Your Dickhead Friend Barry: What was what?
You: Don't "what was what?" me, you son of a bitch. What the hell was that sound?! Is somebody raping a baby?!
Your Dickhead Friend Barry: That's just a fox, dude.
You: There's a fox raping a baby?
Your Dickhead Friend Barry: No, that's what foxes sound like.
Red Fox:AHGOOOOODDAAHHHHELLPYou: Fuck that. Those were words. That's the devil. That is the devil screaming for help. I'm going home. I'm going home and I never want to see you again for fear you will remind me of this night.
Your Dickhead Friend Barry: Don't be such a pussy.
Red Fox:AAAEEEAAATYOURSOUUUULLLYour Dickhead Friend Barry: OK, now that's the devil.
Think I'm overreacting? Have you ever seen one do it? Here's the visual:
In case you missed it, here's the red fox's face when it makes that sound:
Here's the archetypal scene from The Body Snatchers, widely regarded as one of the creepiest moments in cinema:
Here's me going the fuck home, Barry.
#3. Water Deer
Deer: The ballet dancers of the forest. Elegant in a delicate, almost fragile sense - the deer is made all the more adorable because of its perceived fragility. There's something almost holy and innocent about the tender deer's visage bounding through the morning mist. Bambi wouldn't have touched our hearts nearly as much if he was a possum; it's the deer and the deer alone that symbolizes gentle strength and nobility of heart.
That tiny little guy up there is a water deer. You can just picture yourself there, can't you? Watching him gently nibbling at those leaves. Maybe you step backwards and a twig snaps subtly beneath your heel. He raises his head to look at you...
"What? Do I have something on my face? Is it terror? I had terror for lunch. It's probably terror."
…and then lunges for your neck. That's not Photoshop or fancy taxidermy, by the way. The water deer really is a tiny, precious little fawn with giant, giant fucking fangs. If you were of a somewhat nervous demeanor, and you stumbled across that bastard in the forest, you could be forgiven for forming the sign of the cross with your canteen and dropping to your knees to pray for divine intervention. If you were of a more stoic demeanor, you'd probably just assume your eyeballs had gone insane.
Now, they are pretty harmless. There's no records of a water deer biting humans, who then rise from their graves to haunt the Earth as water deer themselves or anything… but all that proves is that they're really good at getting away with it.
#2. Barn Owls
Barn owls are a little weird, but it's a specific kind of inexplicable weirdness that somehow makes them all the more endearing. It's like the comedic stylings of Robin Williams, or that Japanese girl who wears Rainbow Brite outfits to school everyday: Sure, they're not generally accepted in polite society and probably a little retarded, but as long as nobody knows you like them and you never, ever act on it, it's not hurting anybody. It just brings a little twisted brightness to your otherwise crushingly dark existence. But dang: If I have to explain what a barn owl is, you really need to get out of the city.
Of course, once you actually see one, you'll be going right back there as fast as your legs will carry you while using what breath you have left to gasp curses at the absentee God who allows such horrors to exist. Here they are doing something that's equal parts "sassy black lady neck wobble" and "pre-deathstrike snake weaving."
And of course, there's the one in the back horking down something cuddly in one go. Even if you objectively know that owls eat like that, actually watching it knock back an entire mammal like it's a shot of Jack is Grade A Terror Fodder. But the creepy silence implied by the animated .gif probably makes it worse, right? Nope: Here's the sound you're missing.
That's right: They scream at you while they deepthroat bunnies and do the Terror Cabbagepatch. Don't be fooled by Harry Potter, the owls only looked cute and exotic in that movie because they couldn't sneak the scene where owls savagely chewed the hope out from behind Hermoine's eyes by the MPAA.
#1. Caucasian Shepherd
Oh holy shit. That's just not even fair. That puppy is an emoticon:
That dog is so cute it makes you inexplicably mad. You just want to yell at it; tell it to tone it the fuck down already. I fell in love with you instantly, OK Captain Buggles? Now you're just rubbing it in. But hey, all puppies are cute. What does it look like grown up?
That is the biggest, dumbest, friendliest dog I have ever seen. If nature was a movie, that dog would be played by John Goodman. Now, here's the scale of the thing:
Jesus Christ! That is exactly the size of a full-grown person. But look! They're hugging! They wuv each other! Isn't that adorable? Let's look at another picture of hugging!
"Hold me, Vince. I'm tired of denying it, and I don't want to die a liar."
OK, that is technically another picture of hugging. It's just this time it's less "Woman and her Best Friend Hugging" and more "I know I'm Wearing Full Armor but this Shit is so Real that I Still Need a Hug Hugging." OK, so the Caucasian shepherd seems to have the largest mouth full of razor sharp teeth this side of a Sarlacc Pit... but that's probably just the shot, right? No way that's the norm.
Oh! So… here it is about to devour the entire concept of love from the world. That mouth is so fucking terrifying it's vulgar. If you're at work right now, I bet this isn't even showing up; the automatic image scanners on Web filter software block this picture on the grounds of Pornographic Terror.
But then, here it is as a puppy again:
Buggles! You're like a pill-bug made of fur! I love you!
Maybe it's all worth it. I mean, that dog must be secretly full of affection to start out looking like that. Oh hey, look - the adult's back! Here it is...
...hating you so much that it is apparently learning to walk like a man and growing thumbs out of the sheer will of fury just so it can reach up and GOUGE OUT YOUR FUCKING EYES FOR LOOKING AT IT.
You can buy Robert's book, Everything is Going to Kill Everybody: The Terrifyingly Real Ways the World Wants You Dead, or find him on Twitter, Facebook and his own site, I Fight Robots where you can learn all about his upcoming book "Over-reacting at Nature: Eighteen Thousand Different Ways to Say 'Fuck That Animal.'"


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While the big Powerball winnings was claimed in Florida, five lucky winners in New Hampshire will take home a piece of the prize.
According to the New Hampshire Lottery Commission, two $1 million tickets and three $10,000 tickets were sold in the Granite State.
The $1 million tickets were sold at Bunny's Superette in Manchester and Exit 3 Travel Stop in Portsmouth.
The $10,000 tickets were sold at the Circle K in Berlin, Sally's Food Market in Nashua and Cumberland Farms in Rochester.
The owners of the winning tickets had not yet come forward as of Sunday afternoon.
The winning numbers were 10, 13, 14, 22, 52 and the Powerball was 11.


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Eliminate the capital gains tax!
September 28, 2012 - Harry Eagar
No, not the way you think. Restating the Obvious has not suddenly become a mouthpiece for the socially irresponsible rich.
I mean, eliminate the concept of the capital gain. Tax all income as ordinary income.
One result of that, I bet, would be a more serious attempt to simplify the Tax Code on income. If the heavy hitters who have the ear of congresspersons actually had to pay income tax -- instead of just casting slurs on the plebes who do -- then we'd likely see some action.
Joe Nocera deftly deconstructs the argument for a lower tax on capital gains in the New York Times.
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In 2009, according to recent Congressional testimony by Leonard E. Burman, a professor at Syracuse University, the 400 highest-income taxpayers reaped an astounding 16 percent of all capital gains. All of which would be justifiable if the country got some benefit in return. On "60 Minutes" Sunday night, when Romney was asked about the justification for his low tax rate, he said what most conservatives say, that a low capital gains rate is "the right way to encourage economic growth, to get people to invest, to start businesses, to put people to work." This is also what Forbes means when it links its list to "the American dream." Except that there is no evidence that it's true. In 1986, when Ronald Reagan was president, the differential between capital gains and ordinary income was eliminated — and the economy soared. The capital gains rate was higher during the Bill Clinton years than in the George W. Bush years, yet the economy did better under Clinton than under Bush. In the printed copy of his Congressional testimony, Burman has a chart that plots the ups and downs of the economy since the 1950s with changes in the capital gains rate. There is no correlation between the two. The idea that a lower capital gains rate spurs economic growth is one of the enduring myths of conservative thought. The American dream exists not because of the capital gains differential but in spite of it. It is the tax break that most glaringly exists to benefit the wealthy.
And over at Columbia Journalism Review, Ryan Chittum has a similar take, with lots of references.
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SF Grill originated at the Farmers' Market in 2009, launching a grass roots business that stirred a cult following of like-minded foodies and colorful personalities. As we gained support, Bistro SF Grill became the next venture opening its doors in 2010, offering a fixed location for the public to enjoy exotic burgers, Slavic delicacies, and Southeastern European wine and beer.
SF Grill Castro Catering emerged in 2011 as our ideology of businesses and farmers uniting to greater serve the wellbeing of our community developed. We represent a true American story, formed by two Bosnian biochemists, Hasim Zecic and Seni Felic.Our Catering Director, Jose Figuearo, dreams up our delectable menus indulging in the exotic flavors of his native country, El Salvador. By use of our expertise of food and nutrition along with a philosophy to encourage cohesion of sustainability, SF Grill fulfills the American dream.
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Avid and hardcore trappers now have a contest to test their trapping skills and gear during the First Annual Great Lakes Trapping Contest set for Nov. 3 in West Valley.
The Cattaraugus County Houndsmen and Conservation Club will hold this competition out its clubhouse on Route 240 in West Valley.
Contest Coordinator Mike Chirico has worked out a point system for the total morning catch of coyote, fox and raccoon.
Entries skinned or altered in any way and pooled harvests will be disqualified.
Entry time for catches will be from noon to 4 p.m. that day.
Prizes go to the top five point gainers and a free raffle entry will be given to each kid under age 16 who accompanies a trapper during this contest.
Food and drinks will be available; awards will be presented as soon as all entrants have been checked.
For more details and entry information, check with Chirico at 570-0025 or email email@example.com.
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The National Archery in the School Program (NASP) has been growing across New York State with help from the DEC and physical education teachers at schools from downstate to Chautauqua County.
Scott Shawley, educator at Washington Middle School in Jamestown, noted, "I have kids ask me when archery club will start when I see them in the summer months."
Participating schools organize teams to compete in a virtual tournament NASP holds each year in March. Students compete at their respective schools and submit scores to a NASP state coordinator.
Students and educators interested in establishing archery clubs and shooting competitions can check with Melissa Bailey, New York State NASP coordinator, for details at (315) 793-2515 or email email@example.com.
For more information about NASP and to view photos of the competition, go to dec.ny.gov/education/81939.html.
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Surveys of Lake Ontario show it is an angler's place to go for fishing fun. Preliminary results for a fishing boat survey held each warm-water season showed increased catch rates for every salmonid species except coho salmon.
Catch rates remained at or near record highs from April through July; late summer trollers off Western New York ports had schools of mature and two-year-old Chinook salmon in abundance virtually every day on the water.
While that fishery was going on, the statewide count put the rainbow trout catch just behind record and near-record catch rates for Chinooks.
Even smallmouth bass, a species that has seen severe declines during the past decade, showed slight increases in both catch and harvest rates.
Most anglers now target Ontario's streams for trout and salmon, but look for promising Ontario fish catches and harvest in 2013.
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Marisol in West Orange — "Marisol" by José Rivera, an Academy Award nominee for "The Motorcycle Diaries," opens at Luna Stage on Friday. Currently in previews, the magic realism-style, Obie Award-winning play focuses on a young woman living in New York who becomes a part of a mystical battle, lunastage.org
Jack Quartet in Princeton — The daring JACK Quartet performs tonight as part of a free Princeton Sound Kitchen concert featuring new music. Composers on the program include Caroline Shaw, Jonathan Russell, Dave Molk, Troy Herion and Ninfea Cruttwell-Reade, princetonsoundkitchen.org
Stephanie Blythe in Princeton — Stephanie Blythe – an operatic diva of the highest order whose powerful mezzo-soprano has made her a leading singer of Wagner, Verdi and more at the Metropolitan Opera – sings songs made famous by Kate Smith at the McCarter Theatre on Monday, mccarter.org
Libera in Morristown — The chart-topping, YouTube sensation Libera, a boychoir made up of singers aged 7 to 16 visits the Mayo Performing Arts Center tomorrow. The ensemble, which refers to itself as an alternative boy band, has performed at the Kennedy Center Honors and at a papal mass at Yankee Stadium, mayoarts.org
Knuffle Bunny in Netcong — "Knuffle Bunny: A Cautionary Musical" based on Mo Willems' picture book opens Saturday at The Growing Stage. The show features music by Grammy Award winner Michael Silversher and lyrics by Willems, a Caldecott and Emmy Award winner, growingstage.com


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Marilyn V. Bennett, 63, of Topeka, Kan., and formerly of Olney, died at 6:36 a.m. Monday, March 14, 2011, at Newman Regional Hospital in Emporia, Kan.
There will be no visitation. Graveside services will be held at 1 p.m. Friday at Star of Hope Chapel at Crest Haven Memorial Park Cemetery in rural Claremont with Reverend Burl Shinkle officiating. Summers-Kistler Funeral Home in Olney is in charge of arrangements.
Mrs. Bennett was born June 23, 1947, in Olney, the daughter of Lessel "Buck" and Ruth (Richey) Travers. She married Phillip Bennett. He survives.
She was a homemaker and member of Wanamaker Woods Church of the Nazarene. Marilyn's talent and love was music, especially gospel music.
Mrs. Bennett is survived by her husband, Phillip Bennett, of Topeka, Kan., and brother, Kenneth Travers and his wife, Leota, of Olney.
She was preceded in death by her parents, Lessel "Buck" and Ruth Travers, and sister, Donna.
Memorials may be made to Olney Church of the Nazarene Building Fund.
Condolences may be made at www.summers-kistler.com.
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CALEDONIA – Wayland's softball team had an opportunity to play Tuesday's doubleheader against Grand Rapids Catholic Central at Davenport University's new Farmer's Insurance Athletic Complex, and the Wildcats must have felt right at home.
After all, the Wildcats have played like a college team all spring, and Tuesday was no exception. Wayland beat Catholic Central 11-0 in the first game, then blanked the Cougars 11-0 in the second.
The two victories enabled the Wildcats to clinch a a share of the OK Gold Conference championship in their league finale. Wayland, 9-1 in the conference and 18-3 overall, entered Tuesday's games tied for first in the league with South Christian.
The Sailors swept Hastings, so that gave the Sailors their share. Wayland and South Christian split its doubleheader earlier this spring.
The title is the ninth consecutive league crown for Wayland and 20th overall. Ritz has guided the Wildcats to 14 conference titles since she began coaching the team in 1995.
Related: Review a photo gallery from today's game
"We like to win in Wayland," Wildcats coach Cheri Ritz said with a smile. "The girls work hard at it, they work hard at it in the off-season. You have to work at something if you want to be good at it, and we do work at it."
Both of Tuesday's games were stopped after five innings due to the mercy rule, and Wayland pitchers Mallory Teunissen and Brooke Anderson combined to give up one hit in the 10 innings. Teunissen, a sophomore, fired a perfect game in the opener, and she struck out eight. Anderson, a junior, fanned four, and the only hit she allowed was a third-inning single.
The Wildcats slugged three homeruns, too, with Sierra Mutschler and Marissa James homering in the opener and Sam Merren slamming a homer in the second. Mutschler, who is hitting .533, has four homers on the season.
Ritz pointed out that the Wildcats can play small ball, too, and it showed during a four-run second inning in Tuesday's second game. The Wildcats only got one hit in the inning, but their speed help force three Catholic Central infield errors.
"Different players have come through us offensively," Ritz said. "One through nine, they can all bunt the ball and get the ball down, because we like to play small ball.
"And obviously, our pitching has come through for us, and Britt McLain has done a nice job catching for us. We play solid defense, too."
Ritz said the Wildcats will now turn their attention to the post-season. The Wildcats are ranked third in the state in Division 2.
"We won the state championship in 2006, and the girls are hungry to do that again," Ritz said. "We have been to the Final Four three times, including last year, and they would like to get back to Battle Creek."


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The Tennessee Highway Patrol tried to pull over driver Tony Youngblood of Bedford County on State Route 64 between Wartrace and Shelbyville, but he refused, instead leading to Interstate 24 at the Beechgrove exit.
Youngblood and two female passengers were apprehended and taken into custody by Bedford County deputies who initiated the pursuit with the Tennessee Highway Patrol. Coffee County deputies were also involved in the chase.
RCSO Sgt. Lee Young escaped injury when a suspect fired the 20-gauge shotgun at him while trying to stop the driver near Murfreesboro, said Capt. Jason Mathis of the Special Enforcement Bureau. Young stopped the vehicle after it caught on fire.
Young charged Youngblood with attempted murder on a police officer.
Rutherford County patrol deputies joined the pursuit near Beech Grove supervised by Rutherford County sheriff's Sgt. Trent Givens. Deputies tossed out the spike strips that flattened the tires but the driver continued on the rims.
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Ms. Arania is considered a leading singer and choral conductor in her native country, Israel. She has performed extensively as a soloist in concert series and festivals with Israel's leading orchestras, such as the Israeli Chamber Orchestra, Jerusalem Symphony Orchestra, Israel's Kibbutz Orchestra, and many more. She has performed under the direction of Joseph Flummerfelt, Salvador Mas Conde, Thomas Vashari, Avner Itai, and Doron Solomon, to name a few, and toured as a soloist with various Israeli ensembles in Italy, Germany, Austria, The Czech Republic, Hungary, Denmark, Australia, New Zealand, Singapore, Thailand, Canada, and the United States.
Since arriving in the United States, she has performed in opera productions, recitals, and oratorio concerts, with orchestras such as Elgin Symphony, Lima Symphony, Chamber Bach Ensemble, NU Chamber Orchestra, ONU Symphony orchestra, and more. Her performances included the leading roles in Puccini's Suor Angelica, Mozart's Cosi Fan Tutte, and many oratorio parts, such as in Mendelssohn's Hymn of Praise, and Psalm 42, Beethoven's Symphony No. 9 and Mass in C, Mozart's Mass in C Minor and Requiem, Faure's Requiem, and Rutter's Requiem. She also performed the American premier of Richard Blackford's Mirror of Perfection, the world premier of Yeheskel Braun's Qumodo Sedet Sola and the Illinois Premiere of Richard Danielpoor's American Requiem. She recently had her NY Lincoln Center Debut singing the solo soprano role in Haydn's Theresienmesse with Distinguished Concerts International Orchestra New York. She currently is a singer and assistant conductor of The Lakeside Singers.
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Trot around your kitchen, chop a few veggies, open a few cans and enjoy fabulous turkey chili soup.
OK, this is way too easy to be so delicious! I know I usually do everything from scratch, but this is one of those short cut meals. And we all need that from time-to-time. I always start with a few fresh veggies – usually peppers and onions to bump up the vegetable content. I have also used small diced carrots and that's a great addition too.
Don't stress about changing the meat from ground beef to turkey. No one every seems to guess.
And I like the textural difference of having both the Mrs. Grimes beans in chili sauce and the regular dark red kidney beans, so I add both. But you do as you like.
If you are making this for a large crowd, increase the meat to two pounds and add at least one more can of Mrs. Grime's chili beans. Then adjust seasonings to taste.
So if you're looking for a great tasting chili, give this a try.
1 TBS olive oil
1 onion, chopped
1 green pepper, chopped
1 pound ground turkey – or beef, your choice
1 15 oz can Mrs. Grime's chili beans (regular seasonings)
2 cans – 15 oz each – diced tomatoes with roasted garlic and onion (or chilies if you want more spice)
1 15 oz can regular red kidney beans – rinsed and drained
1 28 oz oz can tomato sauce
1 TBS beef soup base (or 2 cubes beef bouillon)
1 TBS Worcestershire sauce
1 tsp salt
½ tsp black pepper
2 tsp chili pepper
Heat the olive oil until hot in a large, heavy pot or Dutch oven.
Add onions and peppers and cook over medium heat for several minutes until softened.
Remove the vegetables from the pot and add the ground meat.
Brown the meat while breaking it into small pieces.
Drain the fat off the meat.
Add the vegetables back into the pot.
Pour in the diced tomatoes, beans, and sauce and let the mixture come to a boil.
Add the rest of the ingredients and let the chili simmer for at least 10 minutes.
Adjust seasoning and serve alone or with potatoes, cheese or sour cream.
Note: This is an easy one to make and then pour into a slow cooker where you can leave it for hours. The ingredients will merge nicely and the sauce will thicken.


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The Citi mtvU Platinum Select Visa Card I applied for about a week ago came in today and along with it a directory of services. The card itself is part of the ThankYou Network program that Citi runs where you get points, instead of straight cash back, and it comes with a few perks you don't usually see with a student card but I don't know if I really like it…
PS. While this was a student card, I had to provide no verification that I actually was a student at Johns Hopkins though I don't know if they called the registrar (I highly doubt it).
I mentioned last week that you get points for doing well in school, the official breakdown is:
GPA 2.5 – 2.99 = 250 points/semester
GPA 3.0 – 3.49 = 500 points/semester
GPA 3.5 – 3.99 = 750 points/semester
GPA 4.0 = 1,000 points/semester
Let's say you're a consistent 3.5 student, you would earn 1,500 points plus 300 on-time payment points automatically each year. That's worth a $10 gift card each year to almost anywhere in the ThankYou Network just for using that card.
Now, you can get 5% points at a lot of various places (notably, movie theaters and bookstores) but you have to trade them in on a rate of 1,500 points to basically a $10 gift card. That means you conversion from dollars spent to actual gift card dollars is $150 to $1, or 0.66% "cashback." So it's a terrible card for anything you can get 1% back on a regular cashback card. At 5% cashback, you're looking at a 3.3% rebate rate in the form of a gift card which is only 0.3% better than my American Express True Earnings Costco card.
Did you sign up because you'd get 5% back from Amazon? Go with an an Amazon card instead if you don't mind getting Amazon gift certificates because you get a $30 coupon and 3% from purchases on Amazon anyway.
I suppose I can always just keep the card and get a $10 gift card each year… almost not worth the hassle of keeping it around.
Update: I take it back, I didn't realize or know that you could get $25 towards your student loans for 2,500 points and since I have a lot of student loans, this puts the card back on track for 5% cashback. Thank you Miller and Brian.{ 11 comments, please add your thoughts now! }


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Tiger Woods will be just like you and me this week during the opening tournament in FedEx Cup competition. He'll be watching.
So who will you be watching? Rory McIlroy? Phil Mickelson? Bubba Watson? To help you track the field, here are the tee times for the first round of play.
MORE: Watson's attitude | Kuchar's back story | FedEx Cup info | LINEMAKERS: Rory favored
Get up early Thursday to watch Mickelson, who starts at 7:53 a.m. ET. McIlroy and Watson begin play at 8:26 a.m. ET.
This is the first of four consecutive weeks in the PGA Tour championship series. It finds the best players in FedEx Cup rankings at The Barclays, which runs Thursday through Sunday at Ridgewood Country Club in Paramus, N.J.
TV coverage: The Golf Channel and CBS.
Results from the Barclays will winnow the field to 100 players for the next FedEx Cup, the Deutsche Bank Championship at TPC Boston.
Tee times; all times ET; * — starts on No. 10.
7:20 a.m.: Robert Streb, Jason Kokrak, Jeff Overton; Ryo Ishikawa*, Robert Garrigus*, Scott Stallings*
7:31 a.m.: Ben Crane, Jerry Kelly, Erik Compton, Chesson Hadley*, Scott Langley*, Pat Perez*
7:42 a.m.: Charl Schwartzel, Cameron Tringale, Hunter Mahan, Russell Henley*, Chris Stroud*, Steven Bowditch*
7:53 a.m.: Justin Hicks, Phil Mickelson, Will MacKenzie, Brian Stuard*, Russell Knox*, Daniel Summerhays*
8:04 a.m.: Gary Woodland, Charles Howell III, Jason Day; Martin Kaymer*, Adam Scott*, Rickie Fowler*
8:15 a.m.: John Senden, Marc Leishman, Graham DeLaet; Jordan Spieth*, Patrick Reed*,
Chris Kirk*
8:26 a.m.: Kevin Na, Brian Harman, Hideki Matsuyama; Rory McIlroy, Jimmy Walker,* Bubba Watson*
8:37 a.m.: Billy Hurley III, Vijay Singh, Michael Putnam; Retief Goosen*, Rory Sabbatini*, Stuart Appleby*
8:48 a.m.: Stewart Cink, Andres Romero, Troy Merritt; John Huh*, Brian Davis*, Martin Flores*
8:59 a.m.: David Toms, Boo Weekley, Tim Wilkinson, James Hahn*, Bryce Molder* Louis Oosthuizen*
Noon: Ian Poulter, Carl Pettersson, Andrew Svoboda; William McGirt noon*, David Hearn noon*, Shawn Stefani noon*
12:11 p.m.: Billy Horschel, Henrik Stenson, Brendon de Jonge; Luke Donald*, Brendan Steele*, Kevin Chappell*
12:22 p.m.: Scott Brown, K.J. Choi, Brandt Snedeker; Angel Cabrera*, Ben Martin*, Jason Bohn*
12:33 p.m.: George McNeill, Seung-Yul Noh, Graeme McDowell; Freddie Jacobson*, Kevin Streelman*, Matt Jones*
12:44 p.m.: Harris English, Justin Rose, Ryan Moore; Charley Hoffman*, J.B. Holmes*, Camilo Villegas*
12:55 p.m.: Zach Johnson, Brendon Todd, Webb Simpson; Tim Clark*, Ryan Palmer*, Kevin Stadler*
1:06 p.m.: Matt Kuchar, Jim Furyk, Sergio Garcia; Keegan Bradley*, Bill Haas*, Matt Every*
1:17 p.m.: Kevin Kisner, Nick Watney, Luke Guthrie; Geoff Ogilvy*, Ernie Els*, Jonas Blixt*
1:28 p.m.: Aaron Baddeley, Bo Van Pelt, Ricky Barnes; Michael Thompson*, Lee Westwood*, Jhonattan Vegas*
1:39 p.m.: Paul Casey, Gonzalo Fdez-Castano, Sang-Moon Bae; Justin Leonard*, Danny Lee*, Brice Garnett*
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No matter what major platformer by these two gaming giants they release I can't help but love. Mario, Zelda, Jak, Ratchet, and Sly. No matter which series you're referring to I love ALL of the games. (Discounting the Mario Parties, Zelda CD-is, and the crappy move game which featured Sly, Jak, and Ratchet.) Here I'll take you through a look back at the series both when I was younger and now.
Sly Cooper:
1; The first Sly Cooper game wasn't my favorite only because of the one hit kills. Sorry, i'm just not a big fan of it, not because it made the game harder but because of certain "questionable" platforming sections that just weren't up to par with the rest of the game. Overall though this was my first foray into a Sony platformer and I mean boy was it amazing. Then: 9 Now: 7.5
2: Easily my favorite Sony platformer, a lot of people say 3 was the best but I put my money on this one everytime. I mean the worlds were varied, the story wasn't all that great when i replayed it on the PS3, but I was like 10 when it was released on PS2 and it was epic to me. I loved the amount of cool gadgets and the stealth sections, still do actually. This game was.is the only oldie to ever really grow on me. Then: 9 Now: 9
3: I'm torn. As much as I love the game, I just couldn't swallow it the second time around when it was in HD. My love for two just made this unplayable, I mean Bentley in a wheel chair and Murray in hiding. I would've rather just had the old gang all together for another awesome romp to find the Cooper vault. Still though, i got through it again and it was quite the fun experience not like 2 or 1 but it was still fun. Then: 8 Now: 6.5
Thieves of Time: Funny how the others are numbered except this one. (and the first one, but it wasn't necessarily made with sequels in mind) Still though I have faith in Sanzaru games to make an amazing game as well as deliver a stellar title. The premise of the game sounds absolutely fun. I really hope this gam delivers.
Jak & Daxter:
this one isn't really easy to gauge I finally picked it up and played through the first title, which I extremely loved, but seeing as how this was my first time, I don't know. I'm sure I'd love it then and now equally if not grow a fondness for it like Sly 2. But I'll give more impressions as soon as I wrap up the trilogy.
SMB 1: The first SMB was my first ever game, i was around 6 when I got it and I hated it. I wasn't in to platformers like I am now. I mean it was awful to me. Maybe because I sucked at it. But I can say without a shadow of a doubt that SMB 1 is one of the classics now that I am older. Then: 3 Now: 9.5
Super Mario World: Having missed out on SMB 3 and the delightfully weird SMB 2, I must say that SMW played way better with the addition of Yoshi, ironically enough I played this when I was 8 needless to say I hated SMB 1 because I sucked at it. SMW looked so good at the time and I still play it form time-to-time now just to experience it again. This game has and always be one of my favorite Mario titles. Then: 10 Now: 9
Yoshi's Island: Talk about great mario games this one is definitely one of them. When I was younger this game consumed my video gaming life. It was the end all be all in gaming nirvana nothing is/was/will be better than this game in my honest to God opinion. Then: 10 Now: 10.5(only for the sake of my love.)
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The suspect in a Chatsworth double killing who was shot and captured by police following a lengthy dragnet now faces multiple firearm charges, prosecutors announced today.
On Wednesday, the Los Angeles County District Attorney's Office charged Brent Darrin Zubek, 43, a former Santa Clarita Valley resident, with six counts of assault with a firearm on a police officer, possession of a firearm by a felon and carrying a loaded and stolen firearm.
The charges stem from a shoot-out with police officers.
Zubek, who was being followed by surveillance officers, turned abruptly and fired at them outside an Encino supermarket on Sunday. The suspect got away but a manhunt followed, and Zubek was found early Monday following a lengthy search.
Police began looking for Zubek after the decomposing bodies of a Chatsworth couple were found Aug. 12 in a trash bin outside the home the three shared.
Zubek was shot in the hip, then taken to a hospital for treatment.
Prosecutors said Wednesday they were not charging him with murder because their investigation is ongoing into to the discovery of bodies found dumped in Chatsworth.
Zubek is a former Canyon Country resident who was part of the "Hole in the Wall" gang that robbed five Southern California banks in 1991, according to a Signal article from Nov. 25, 1992.
If convicted on all charges filed today, Zubek faces multiple life terms in prison.


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Open next week:
"The Internship" (PG-13)
After digital-age changes boot two salesmen (Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson) out of their careers, they decide to compete against young, tech-savvy candidates for an internship at Google.
"The Purge" (R)
A family struggles to survive during the Purge, an annual event when all crime is legalized for a 12-hour period.
Don't miss the first Block Party of the year on Thursday, 6 p.m., at Sluggers, 14 E. 10th St. Lucky Dog and Thirst 'n' Howl perform. Free. For more information, visit www.eriedowntown.com/events.
"The Fosters"
This new drama show follows the Fosters, a multiethnic family comprised of a lesbian couple and their biological and adopted children. Watch it Monday, 9 p.m., on ABC.
"The Hero"
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson hosts this new reality competition series where ordinary people show off their heroics. Tune in Thursday, 8 p.m., on TNT.
Follow the re-imagined adventures of Sinbad, who takes to the sea and looks for a way to break his curse while fleeing a powerful lord seeking revenge. See it June 8, 9 p.m., on Syfy.
On shelves Tuesday:
- "A Good Day to Die Hard" (R)
- "Breaking Bad -- The Fifth Season" (Unrated)
- "Warm Bodies" (PG-13)
- "Identity Thief" (Unrated version)
- "Falling Skies: The Complete Second Season" (Unrated)
- "Pretty Little Liars: The Complete Third Season" (Unrated)
- "Escape from Planet Earth" (PG)
- "Adventure Time: The Complete Second Season" (Unrated)
- "A Taste of Romance" (Unrated)
- "Honor Flight" (PG)
- "Vexed: Series 2" (Unrated)
- "Best of Superman" (Unrated)
Due in stores Tuesday:
- Queens of the Stone Age, "... Like Clockwork"
- Megadeth, "Super Collider"
- Barenaked Ladies, "Grinning Streak"
- Broadway cast recording, "Rodger's and Hammerstein's Cinderella"
- Broadway cast recording, "Motown: The Musical"
- Matthew Morrison, "Where it All Began"
- George Benson, "Inspiration: A Tribute to Nat King Cole"
- Broadway cast recording, "Giant"
- Filter, "The Sun Comes Out Tonight"
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You may not have caught on that there was an actual 2012 Dodge Journey at stake when Chrysler aired its "Search Engine" TV spot for the crossover last Friday. With only 30 seconds to digest what's being said in the ad, and only a fraction of that to decide whether you care enough to do something about it before the next commercial starts, it's easy to miss if you blink. One observant father and son team from Nevada did catch the commercial's clues, which led them to the Journey's hidden location – allowing the pair to claim it for themselves.
The TV and web campaign for the "Search Engine for the Real World" giveaway began Friday, September 9. The commercial, which begins with footage of a Dodge Journey driving to a remote location somewhere on the west coast, and ends with Dodge spokesperson Michael C. Hall saying the vehicle is yours if you can find it, contained clues pertaining to the Journey's location.
The Armbrust family of Gardnerville, Nev. was watching football when the TV spot first aired. Father Bruce Armbrust and nine-year-old son Matthew, being avid hikers, recognized some of the scenery in the commercial. The pair quickly jumped on the internet to watch the commercial again on Youtube, this time paying careful attention to the ad's every shot. That night, the duo went scouting for the roads seen in the video, now determined to find the Journey's secret location and win the prize. A little help from some of the comments on the live video feed led the Armbrusts to Hope Valley, Calif., where they finally found the car – just 16 hours after first seeing the commercial.
Though the prize has already been claimed for the western region, there are still two more Journeys to give away – one in the East, and one in the Midwest. The hunt for the second vehicle begins in the Midwest region on September 17, when the next 30-second commercial airs. Viewers in the East will get their chance on September 24, when the third and final Journey will be up for grabs. The contest ends September 27, so if you badly want a new Dodge Journey, and know the lay of the land in your area, resist the urge to skip the commercials during your favorite primetime TV show.
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Some more detail and diet, exercise and play would help.
Hello from New Hampshire! Ive been trying to read as much as I can between PB, Paleo and Dr Kruses Leptin Rx and how it translates for women with PCOS, Metabolic Syndromes, Insulin Resistance and how it fits into this picture.
I am exactly 100lbs away from reaching goal. I have lost about 43lbs on my own but I seem to have a very resistant liver from kicking into overdrive to keep moving forward.
I have a funny feeling that my early morning exercises are the problem where cortisol levels tend to be higher in the morning. So, I took this past week off to recouperate from exercising and doing more and more (and more) research.
Ive been trying to get my Endocrinologist to possibly consider other areas that might have been missed. But, she seems to think she has tested everything thus far.
A little background, I work in healthcare as a Certified Advanced Medical Biller in over 30+ specialties of medicine. I also have a background as a chef with a good knowledge base of restrictive dietary intakes thanks to working in healthcare.
In a three month span, I completely eliminated any chances of developing diabetes, correcting my cholesterol panel of 252 down to 117. My HDL of 86 sparked a lot of interest from many physicians in the medical community. All of my most recent/common labs are within normal limits, however I do believe that there is more to my liver that seems to be missing.
My cortisols were tested and determined to be within normal range however, I dont know if patients such as myself are more predisposed to having higher levels of cortisol during the waking hours or not it seems to me that could be the case given the hormonal regulations with prescriptions. I am always researching as much data as possible...and ultimately it can help in my line of work as well.
I eat 100% clean. I have been free of potatoes, corn, pasta, flour, breads, rice, soda for a large time frame. Very rarely do I have a 4oz boiled sweet potato but thats about it.
I look forward to any and all help, feedback and suggestions as I am very active in and around my healthcare community. Hopefully I can pay it forward for someone else as well!
Cheers from Manchester, NH
Some more detail and diet, exercise and play would help.
Eating primal is not a diet, it is a way of life.
Don't forget to play!
Why use a sledge hammer to crack a nut when a steam roller is even more effective, and, is fun to drive.
You already mentioned PCOS and now this post is getting dangerously close to "I'd like advice on my endocrine system, because I don't trust my medical advisor."Ive been trying to get my Endocrinologist to possibly consider other areas that might have been missed. But, she seems to think she has tested everything thus far.
No-one with any sense is going to touch that with a bargepole. First, the legality is probably doubtful. Secondly, those who know enough to know they don't know won't comment, and anyone qualified to comment won't sight unseen on an Internet board.
All people can really give is general advice on diet and exercise. To be honest there are about half a dozen questions that tend to come up here and the answers are:
1. try drinking a little more water and eating a little more salt (and perhaps taking some magnesium);
2. you don't need to count calories or weigh and measure things -- just eat the right foods and eat to satiety;
3. you should eat more;
4. you should eat more fat -- the PB isn't low-carb and low-fat;
5. try doing less exercise, or less of that sort of exercise at any rate;
6. I should see your doctor.
You've got that covered then. What you said is spot-on as far as it goes. You said you'd been researching, and I expect you're eating knowledgeably in other respects, too.I eat 100% clean. I have been free of potatoes, corn, pasta, flour, breads, rice, soda for a large time frame. Very rarely do I have a 4oz boiled sweet potato but thats about it.
In case you missed it, Mark's Guide is online here:
Primal Blueprint 101 | Mark's Daily Apple
You mentioned Dr. Kruse. Here's his dietary advice:
BRAIN GUT 6: EPI-PALEO Rx | Living an Optimized Life
I guess you could also have a look at Dr. Terry Wahls website and the Whole 9 website to compare and contrast dietary advice in the ancestral health space.
If you wanted to post a food log for a few days, you'd certainly get responses. If you posted it over on the "Nutrition" board, which is busier, people would probably be falling over themselves to give you opinions, many of which would be contradictory, and it would probably end in a flame war.
If you really don't feel your current medical advisors have a handle on things, then I'd get a second opinion. If you're already interested in the Leptin Reset, then a consultation with Dr. Kruse would probably be interesting. Otherwise, you could have a look at the Paleo Physicians network and see if any of them are in your area:
Paleo Physicians Network
Coming here and already having you automatically making an assumption is probably an indicator of my making a bad decision to come here....
Ill work on deleting my account when I get home....
This truly was a bad idea...
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Yeah.. I just came back to reread my OP - I dont know how the hell anyone would make such an assumption.. nothing there even REMOTELY says Im looking for medical advice...never mind waiting... Ill delete this account right now.
Ah, you did say you'd been at Jack Kruse's site. Had a look there. This posted there to a lady with severe problems who was asking for support from members:
Getting discouraged - Need suggestions - Page 3People like me.... well.... that was a pretty nasty ass statement.
Let me tell you something. People like me work with people like you for a living. ...
I'd love to get that post if had problems so bad I couldn't stop crying, like the lady in question.


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One Bomb Mr. Cranky Movie Reviews
There's a picture on the back of the DVD case in which Cate Blanchett is in the process of taking off her shirt. Now, I must have fast-forwarded through this damn DVD fifteen times and I never came across that scene. If that isn't false advertising, I don't know what is.
|02/21/2002 - 17:01
Personally, I'm not big on the "Rashomon" effect where the same story is told from different points of view. In the real world, we often refer to that as the "what the hell is going on?" effect.
|08/27/2004 - 17:22
|Il Postino
This is yet another foreign film where no one explodes, speaks English or tries (at the very least) to sleep with a serial killer.
|09/12/1999 - 21:36
|In America
So what does living in unemployed squalor mean to two lovely Catholics from Ireland? That's right, you guessed it: Have another child.
|10/31/2003 - 20:34
|It's Kind Of A Funny Story
15 minutes into the movie I was having Patch Adams crossed with Dead Poets Society flashbacks that were so intense I actually had to leave the theatre and breath into a brown paper bag until I stopped hyperventilating. When I returned to that darkened chamber, the situation had not improved.
|11/01/2010 - 07:44
Here's the problem as the movie presents it: There's a shark in the water and it's eating people. Here's the solution as I see it: Don't go in the water.
|09/01/1999 - 16:39
|Lawn Dogs
This film tries so hard to be irreverent that it collapses under the sheer weight of its overweening wackiness.
|05/15/1998 - 14:33
|Lawrence of Arabia
Since Sissy-Boy of Arabia likes the hot weather and can ride a camel long distances without drinking any water, the Arabs immediately fall in love with him.
|09/02/1999 - 14:35
|Les Triplettes de Belleville
The intent here is obvious: Make everything as weird as possible and pass it off as art.
|06/11/2003 - 20:45
|Lilo and Stitch
Stitch is a vicious beast from an alien planet created with spare genetic parts by scientists gone mad. Kinda like Joan Rivers.
|06/21/2002 - 15:48
|Lone Star
Independent director John Sayles' "Lone Star" may be the closest thing to a tolerable movie this year.
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|Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Cranky guest reviewer: Trent Lott.
|12/18/2002 - 20:46
|Love & Other Drugs
We've all seen this movie before: a self-centered dude falls in love with a sick girl and learns that money isn't everything.
|01/09/2011 - 13:14
|Love and Human Remains
Director Denys Arcand tries to convince us that sex and AIDS and commitment is some sort of a problem in Canada when we all know damn well that nobody is having sex up in Canada because it's just too damn cold.
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As we all know, cute little girls deserve all the good things that life has to offer. Ugly kids deserve to be thrown into microwave ovens and barbecued until they explode.
|08/02/1996 - 21:27
Don't Carrie-Anne Moss and writer/director Christopher Nolan care about my needs?
|03/16/2001 - 17:10
|Men in Black
It almost looks as if an actual Will Smith was present during the shooting, rather than a celluloid cutout made possible by the same technology that transported Humphrey Bogart into a soft drink commercial.
|07/02/1997 - 17:13
|Miami Vice
Creator/writer/director Michael Mann had a choice to make with regards to his 2006 version of "Miami Vice." After all, he could have just as easily turned it into a comedy.
|07/28/2006 - 05:40
|Michael Collins
At no time does Kitty (Julia Roberts) pull down her shorts and show Irish renegade Michael Collins (Liam Neeson) her penis. Apparently, director Neil Jordan is moving up in the world.
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Unfortunately, this film operates on the principle that the bigger you make something, the more interesting it will be. This is sick and wrong.
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Major League Baseball free agency officially began at midnight. Players who were eligible for free agency actually became free agents last week, but the exclusive negotiating window ended at 11:59 PM EST on Monday night. Free agents can now sign with any team they wish.
The Pirates have seven free agents — A.J. Burnett, Marlon Byrd, Clint Barmes, Jeff Karstens, Kyle Farnsworth, Justin Morneau, and John Buck. They have shown interest in bringing back Burnett, Byrd, and Barmes. They decided against making Burnett a qualifying offer, although he has said he's deciding between the Pirates and retiring.
Baseball free agency is slow. In other sports, players become free agents and they immediately sign at midnight. In baseball, it can take a few weeks for players to sign. Most of the action really starts around the Winter Meetings in early December. Signings can even expand into January.
The Pirates have been a little more aggressive in the last few years when it came to free agents, signing players before the Winter Meetings. Here are some signing dates for their major free agents the last few years.
November 10, 2011 – Rod Barajas
November 21, 2011 – Clint Barmes
November 30, 2012 – Russell Martin
Barajas was a bad signing all around. Barmes was productive defensively, although he was highly priced for his productions. In each case the Pirates paid more to get the player they wanted, rather than waiting around for other teams to get in the bidding. That process really paid off last year when they gave Russell Martin $17 M for two years. Meanwhile, the Yankees weren't willing to offer that much. The Pirates could have held out for three years — which is what the Yankees were going for prior to the 2012 season — but they settled for two years to get Martin signed.
It wouldn't be a surprise if the Pirates signed at least one of their major league free agents in November, since they've shown an aggressive approach in each of the last two off-seasons. As for minor league free agents, there should be several players signed in November. Here are the minor league players who have signed in November the last two years.
Tim Wood, Mike Ryan, Wyatt Toregas, Jake Fox, Shairon Mathis, Brandon Boggs, Nick Evans, Darren Ford, Ryan Reid, Jeff Larish, Felix Pie
There aren't a lot of big names involved there, and that's usually the case with minor league free agency. Ryan Reid and Felix Pie both made minor contributions to the 2013 Pirates.
So when it comes to signings, we might see a major league signing come this month, and we should definitely see some minor league signings over the next few weeks. What about rumors?
Last year the main rumors for Russell Martin came a week before he signed. There was interest reported on November 27th, a rumor about a three-year, $25 M deal on the 28th, and Martin signed two days later. On the 30th there were rumors that the Pirates were shopping Joel Hanrahan and that they were trying to retain Jason Grilli. As for rumors that didn't come true, there was a connection to Justin Upton on November 9th, although that was mostly looking at teams that could deal for Upton. I'd imagine this year's "Upton" will be Giancarlo Stanton.
In 2011 there were more rumors in November. The Clint Barmes rumors started on November 6th, which was about two weeks before he signed. There were also plenty of rumors that didn't come true, although MLBTR predicted a busy off-season at the start of the month, and it seemed like they were looking at everyone.
Rumors are always unpredictable. In 2011-2012 November was crazy, although very few rumors were accurate. Last off-season was slow on rumors, but the rumors were extremely accurate in November, with the Justin Upton suggestion being the only one that didn't happen. Again, that wasn't really a rumor, but it was a look at five teams that could trade for Upton.
The Pirates could very easily make an early splash in free agency, and that could happen if they sign A.J. Burnett. They could also be aggressive again and sign some players before the end of November. As for the rumors, it will be interesting to see how accurate this year's batch will be.
Links and Notes
**Pirates Don't Issue a Qualifying Offer For A.J. Burnett
**Pittsburgh Pirates 2013 Season Recap: Left Field
**How Good Are The Pitchers Facing Gregory Polanco?
**Francisco Liriano Named the NL Comeback Player of the Year
**Jim Benedict Reportedly Impressed the Phillies in His Interview
**MLBTR Projects Burnett and Byrd Will Return to the Pirates
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**AFL: Ngoepe Picks Up RBI In Scottsdale Win


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Good ol' apps, right?
For the most part, yes! I love apps! Instead of going out and shopping for a new gadet to play with, I just download free application on my tablet, smart phone or smart tv. Sometimes I will even spend money on them!
Applications seem wonderful for my personal life, but work is a different thing.
My father and I run a contract business from home, we don't have the money or knowledge to get the really cool technology that would make running a small, on the go business much easier to manage. My father seems to think that free application are the answer, so he downloads a lot of applications. He tries to figure them out, and if it is something he can understand he wants me to change the whole office system to surround that one app. When he finds something wrong, which he does since the application wasn't made specifically for our business.
I need to learn how to make applications. Does anybody know anything about that?
But, back to my orginal question! Have you had any horrible application experiences, or some super-awesome one?


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JACKSON, MI – A new exhibit at Ella Sharp Museum of Art and History, 3225 Fourth St., will bring Jackson's theater history to life.
"The History of Theater in Jackson" will debut at the museum on Saturday. It will be open through Jan. 5.
The project started as a memorabilia collecting quest by John and Estelle Clary, who accumulated boxes and boxes of photographs, old programs and other relics.
Once the Clarys turned over their findings to Ella Sharp Museum, Gerry Blanchard was brought in to start the organization process. Blanchard added more items through acquaintances' personal scrapbooks.
"I think we've got things from pretty much every group there has been," Blanchard said, noting the Jackson Civic Theatre, Clark Lake Players, Pleasant Lake Players, Jackson Music Theatre and Stone Village among others.
"There's some professional, but mostly amateur," he added. "We also have a panel of the Vaudeville people who played here back in the 1800s.
"Theater was very important in Jackson. This was a major stop for all the big touring companies of the time."
Much of the memorabilia is from the 1920s to the 1960s, Blanchard said. He found it somewhat ironic that he had the most difficultly finding pictures from recent productions.
"With videotaping now, people aren't taking as many pictures," he said.
Museum hours are 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday and 10 a.m. to 7 p.m. Thursday. Cost is $5 for adults and $3 for ages 6 to 12. Ages 5 and under are free.
– While at the museum, check out the other ongoing exhibits, including Art 'a Loan, a youth art project featuring works from Jackson County students, grades kindergarten through 12th.
Art 'a Loan allows area businesses to rent pieces of art for one year to be put on display. Of the 56 pieces selected to be in this year's exhibit, 36 have already been rented.
The display will end Oct. 20 with a reception from 6 to 8 p.m.


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How well Paris Hilton travels is about to be put to the test, as the American hotel heiress is taking her act to British TV.
"Everyone knows I love L.A. But London, watch out – I'm coming to town and bringing my fast-paced life with me," Hilton, 27, said in a statement to trumpet the U.K. version of her still-yet-to-air U.S. MTV series in which she searches for a new BFF.
"I'm in the U.K. all the time, but of course I can't bring all my friends, so I've decided to look for a new BFF across the pond," Hilton is quoted as saying on the Web site of ITV, whose ITV2 will air her show.
"I need a best friend who is hot, who can keep up with me, and most of all, who is real and won't be a backstabber. I'm not leaving London until I find that amazing girl or guy who can meet the challenges of being my British bestie!"
In March, Hilton and MTV announced that the hotel heiress would star in its new reality series to be titled I Wanna Be Paris's New Best Friend!, to begin production in May and to air in the final quarter of this year.
More than 85,000 BFF wannabes reportedly sought to apply to the MTV show.
Asks the promo for the British version, titled, simply, Paris Hilton's New Best Friend: "Will the contestants have the energy to keep up with Paris's dizzying schedule? Will they have the looks and style to effortlessly accompany La Hilton down the red carpet, or will they be hopelessly out of their depth? Who could resist tuning in to find out?"
U.K. applicants, who are to be between ages 18 and 28, have until Sept. 1 to submit their photos and forms.
Paris Hilton Looks for a Best Friend in U.K.
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