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Dancing around my dorm in my halloween costume, (which will be worn with sunglasses and more appropriate shorts than my spandex from dance, thank you) . I'm going as tom cruise in Risky Business. Music is by Maroon 5, Covered by the awesome Kate Sloan (youtube.com/kaile) Ballet's been kicking my butt, so I needed to improv.
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BOSTON - Albert Gonzalez, 28, was sentenced to 20 years in prison for organizing massive credit card theft from national retailers, including OfficeMax, Sports Authority, Barnes & Noble, and TJX, which operates TJ Maxx and Marshalls.
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Gonzalez, who has been in jail since his arrest in May 2008, pleaded guilty to a long list of theft charges, apologized to the court and his family.
"I'm guilty not only of exploiting computer networks, but personal relationships," Gonzalez said before hearing the sentence.
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Research support for a continual period of a minimum of 8 to 10 weeks, 30 hours or more per week, or an average of 4 hours per week for 12 months over 1 to 2 years, for clinical investigation, basic laboratory research, epidemiology, social science/health services research, leadership, or professionalism. Funds from the fellowship are expected to be the major source of support for the student. Only one candidate from each school may be nominated. A student may only receive one fellowship during medical school. The name of the fellowship program honors Carolyn L. Kuckein, long-time administrator of AΩA and an honorary member of the society, who died in 2004.
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$5000, one-half paid on announcement of the award, and one-half on approval by AΩA of a final report of the research. Up to $1000 will be reimbursed for travel to present research results at a national or international meeting.
First-, second-, and third-year medical students from schools with active AΩA chapters or associations are eligible. PhDs and candidates for PhD or MD/PhD are not eligible.
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With the appearance in 2002 of Martin Heidegger's SS1924 lectures as Grundbegriffe der Aristotelischen Philosophie together with the scholarly essays in Heidegger and Rhetoric edited by Daniel M. Gross and Ansgar Kemmann in 2005, historians of rhetoric have a major new site of investigation. The previously unpublished lectures reveal that Aristotle's Rhetoric was a crucial resource for Heidegger as the project that in 1927 became Being and Time took shape. The centrality of the Rhetoric for one of the most influential philosophical projects of the twentieth century constitutes a new opportunity to think through the transformation of classical rhetoric in modernity. Moreover, Heidegger's painstaking gloss of Aristotle was only one of a host of ways in which German intellectuals in the interwar period were engaged in what we might broadly term "rhetorical inquiry." In this context, the projects of, for example, Raoul Haussmann and Walter Benjamin with their extremely close attention to evolving media ecologies constitute a renovation of rhetorical initiatives. This panel proposes to draw together work from scholars investigating modes of rhetorical inquiry in Weimar Germany. Its goal is to explore a wide range of related phenomena in interwar Germany that include but are not limited to: creative receptions of classical rhetorical texts, investigations of new media and their consequences, the origins of communications theory, the resurgence of public polemic, and the reformulation of political theories in light of new rhetorical parameters. In particular, it is hoped that the strikingly diverse range of intellectual and cultural projects that characterized the Weimar Republic will be mirrored by a wide range of disciplinary approaches by the panelists.
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You provided the nation with a real public service by featuring the inspiring story of Tamara Brooks and Jacqueline Marris on your cover. It's my hope that this article will inspire schools, law enforcement officials, parents and those in government to think of additional ways of emphasizing to kids that today's world can be a dangerous one.
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While the fact that Marris and Brooks survived such a horrific ordeal is amazing enough, the true inspiration of their story is their unwillingness to hide in shame after reportedly being sexually assaulted by their kidnapper. By speaking candidly and recounting their determination to survive, these young ladies have further empowered themselves and all women. Kudos to their parents for raising such strong, resilient daughters.
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The Lowcountry is ready to welcome Veronica Capobianco to her rightful home on James Island in the care of her loving adoptive parents.
It is time to move past the consternation stirred up by a long, contentious legal battle over her custody.
And it's time for those who care about Veronica to look to a happy future, which hopefully will somehow involve her biological father.
One day she will understand how, when she was 27 months old, she was sent from her James Island home to Oklahoma.
One day she will understand how she was then moved from that second loving home back to where she started.
Perhaps she will realize that the confusion and disruptions she experienced were the ironic result of too many people loving her.
And who knows, maybe she will derive some satisfaction when she learns that, in the first four years of her life, she unwittingly helped establish a legal precedent that should prevent other children from going through a similar ordeal.
U.S. Supreme Court Justice Samuel A. Alito Jr. summed it up: Granting Veronica's biological father custody of her would mean that "a biological Indian father could abandon his child in utero and refuse any support for the birth mother — perhaps contributing to the mother's decision to put the child up for adoption — and then could play his [Indian Child Welfare Act] trump card at the eleventh hour to override the mother's decision and the child's best interests."
Dusten Brown tried to claim parental authority over Veronica because, as his offspring, she is 1.2 percent Cherokee and entitled to legal protections that come with membership in the tribe.
He was given custody when she was over 2 years old. But before doing that, he had already given up his parental rights and did not pay for her support.
The Indian Child Welfare Act has a worthy basis — to prevent Indian children from being taken from their homes and culture.
Mr. Brown's attempts to invoke this law were something else altogether. Dusten Brown had never been a father to her when he invoked the law, and she had never been part of the Cherokee tribe.
But that doesn't mean he didn't really love her. And it doesn't negate her Cherokee heritage. The parents — all of them — have tried unsuccessfully to work out an arrangement so that Veronica isn't completely divorced from her Oklahoma connections. As the dust settles, it would be in her best interest for them to persist until they find a reasonable solution.
The legal wranglings are finished. It's time for Veronica's story to be about a happy childhood on James Island.


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A very busy Friday, but in that crazy excellent kind of way. I had the pleasure of meeting a lot of interesting people today, so that is definitely the kind of thing that makes it's way onto my happy thoughts list.
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1. People who love their jobs: The best part is, it doesn't matter what the job is, it just matters if they love it. Someone can be a clerk in a store or a doctor at a famous hospital, if they love their job, the difference shows in everything they do. You don't need to know anything about their job to be able to enjoy the fact that they love it.
2. Special donuts at Tim Hortons: It's a small thing, but a fun thing. I don't typically eat donuts, but the pumpkin spice and gingerbread flavoured donuts at Tim Hortons are a treat I enjoy.
3. When my wife is home unexpectedly. I thought she'd be late tonight, but she was home when I got home. It was a happy surprise!


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THERE'S A MOMENT in the Monday premiere of CBS' "Partners" that pretty much sums up my problem with the show.
Louis (Michael Urie) is with his boyfriend, Wyatt (Brandon Routh) - who is a nurse and wonders why Louis keeps telling everyone he's a doctor - is startled to find out it really bothers Louis that Wyatt is really a nurse.
"I just thought it was part of your shtick," says Wyatt.
"Sweetheart, I am my shtick," replies Louis.
And so he appears to be, at least in the two episodes I've seen of "Partners," a show ostensibly based on the real-life relationship of friends and writing partners Max Mutchnick and David Kohan, whose gay/straight alliance produced the hit "Will & Grace."


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"Would you mind waiting a second? Let me get my sheet here."
Short pause.
"OK, let's see. I've run 48 ultra-marathons, and I guess eight or nine of them have been 100-milers. On the marathons, I've run 38 of those."
Beacham Toler of Amarillo has run in 120-degree weather in Death Valley, Calif. He's run in a 135-mile event. He ran in his first 26.2-mile marathon 13 years ago in 4 hours, 15 minutes. Then just a month later, he ran another in 4:13. He knows because he's documented every one of them.
Beacham Toler is 73 years old.
He's a retired union welder, father of two, grandfather of five, husband of 50 years to Ellma. He gardens, is into canning, and makes those half his age feel embarrassed by what he's accomplished. And he's done all of this since he was 60. Sort of a late-in-life runner.
He made it marathon No. 39 on Saturday at the Lone Star Paper Chase, which, for him, is the equivalent of stumbling out of bed at night to the refrigerator to find something to eat. At an age where most just want something soft - as in a chair and food - Toler came through the finish line in a fine 4 hours, 34 minutes, 56 seconds.
He earned a standing ovation by many at the awards ceremony for his performance.
"I've slowed down so much, I'll be happy just to finish Saturday," Toler said earlier in the week. "I'm healthy, but I just can't get up and get going. I've kinda run out of breath."
Toler, by his own admission, has "slacked off" lately, running only 30 miles last week, and just 40 the week before. He had been running about 50 miles a week in Palo Duro Canyon until a couple of weeks ago.
Beacham might be the first to tell you that he's a little bit left of center or just a stubborn old cuss. Which can be a good thing. A "why not?" attitude has usually been his guide to a life lived much younger than seven decades would suggest.
"He and a guy named Terry Sheldon were going to Death Valley for the first time to run, and, of course, it's going to be really hot," said Mike Roberts, past president of the Amarillo Lone Star Runners Club and an accomplished runner and cyclist. "They thought they'd have problems adapting to the heat.
"Beach doesn't fly. He drives everywhere in his car. So on the way to California, he decides to roll up the windows in his car and turn the heater on to adapt to the heat. They're somewhere in Arizona and Terry said that he didn't believe this was working. He was ready to catch another ride."
Toler actually got started on all of this running in a roundabout way in the mid-1980s before he retired. He'd had both knees operated on in the span of three years. A doctor gave him some exercises to strengthen his knees. He was soon doing some walking, and came upon a Hill's Bike Tour race at Medi-Park.
"I asked a woman what do you have to do to get in?" Toler said. "She said to have a bike, be enthusiastic and pay the fee."
So Beacham dashed off to his son's house, grabbed an old bike out of the garage, and quickly joined the race.
"I had on some long pants, on old red T-shirt, and after I got going for eight or nine miles, I thought, 'Hey, man, this is too rough for me,' '' he said. "The chain kept coming off my bike. I made 25 miles, but I was flat dragging when I got back in."
Not one to ever be discouraged, Toler gave the bike back to his son, and went and bought a $500 bicycle with all the bells and whistles, and soon he was in 25-, 50- and 100-mile races.
Then, in his words, "I thought I'd do a little running to go along with it." A little running. That was when he was just more than 60.
Then in 1992, Toler was making a couple of loops around Palo Duro Canyon where, as his habit, he came upon yet another race, this one the Palo Duro 50-miler where Patty Wixom was going full bore.
"After that race, I said to myself now if that girl can run 50 miles, surely I can," he said.
Toler found a 50-mile race, jumped in and ran, finishing, in his words, "nine hours and some-odd minutes."
"When I finished, they said this qualifies you for the Western States," Toler said. "I said, What's that? They said that's a 100-mile run. I said, 'Man, I don't even want to talk about that.' ''
But he's run the Western States four times, one of just three who've run the 100-miler who's more than 70 years old. He's run the Boston Marathon twice, at the famous St. Georges, Utah marathon, he's run from Bad Water, Calif. up to Mt. Whitney, a total of 135 miles in 51 hours.
Don't ask him if he shouldn't be lining up a six-foot putt and then jumping into the cart as most his age would be inclined to do. He did that at one time. He was an 11-handicap before he hurt his knee, but wasn't enjoying the golf. So he sold his clubs.
"It was time to start something else," he said.
"Beacham has a couple of things to his advantage," said Roberts. "He's extremely light, and that helps him stay away from injuries. Anyone starting at that age to run will typically have some form of injury, but he's very durable."
Toler is 5-61/2 and 124 pounds. He had five brothers and five sisters, but he's the only brother still living.
"I really do it for my health," he said. "I give out and everything, but I don't give up. The main thing is I enjoy it. I'm just like an alcoholic who can't wait for that next drink. I can hardly wait to get out and run."
Ask him if he sometimes amazes himself, and he honestly says he does. "I sure do," he said. "I look at all the ultra-running magazines and they have guys who are 30, 40, some 50, and a few 60. But you don't see guys who are past 70. So I'm really amazed and proud of what I do."
And if Beacham takes his last breath while on a run, so be it.
"I want to run as long as I can run," he said. "I'll keep running until I fall over. If I have a heart attack and die while running, well, that's the way I want to go."
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Make the easiest Christmas ornaments ever with recycled greeting cards and cookie cutters. You can even mail these flat Christmas ornaments to family and friends. These ornaments are fast and inexpensive, making them the perfect Christmas party craft.
- Kreinik 1/8" Iron-on Ribbon in your choice of colors (we like 6130 Red, 6225 Gold, 6300 Meadow, 6010 Pearl, or 6020 Silver)
- Kreinik #16 Iron-on Braid in your choice of colors
- Kreinik #8 Iron-on Braid in your choice of colors
- Kreinik teflon press cloth
- Cookie cutters in desired shapes (we used a tree and a star shape)
- Old Christmas cards
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- Pen or pencil for tracing
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Turn your iron on to the highest heat setting and let it heat thoroughly.
Meanwhile, trace the outline of the cookie cutter shape onto your Christmas cards, then cut out.
To begin decorating, lay your iron-on ribbon at the edge of your card design. Cover the thread with the Teflon Press Cloth, then press for several seconds until the thread adheres. Continue this way, laying the thread around the border. You may want to start and end at the top of your design so that you can leave extra thread for the loop.
- If desired, decorate other parts of the card with the thinner iron-on braids. Always use the Teflon Press Cloth to keep the adhesive in the thread from sticking to your iron.
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This is so simple and wonderful for my SS class. I made something similar with the card glued to felt leaving enough of the felt to show all around the shape you cut out. Trim sides with glittery rick-rack, make hole in top and use ribbon to make hanger. Simple, too. Thanks. KK
Dec 25, 2009
I'm sure this works great however, I found that using iron on anything with any design on the edges is a bit difficult. What is even easier is to use glitter glue which comes in all colors. It dries beautiful and gives a great edging.
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this is a discussion within the Everything Else Community Forum; A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than ...
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A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher ex...plained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9."
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36."
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rdgrade."
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last six questions wrong... "
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When John and Mary first got married John said, "I am a sex addict and I'm putting a box under the bed to help control my addiction. You must promise never to look in it."
In all their 30 years of marriage Mary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there even was such a box with such contents.
That evening they were out for a special Anniversary dinner. After dinner Mary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?"
John thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."
Mary was shocked, but said, "Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I am very disappointed and saddened by your behavior. However since you are addicted to sex, I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering your problem."
John thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace.
A little while later Mary asked John, so why do you have all that money in the box?
John answered; "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash"
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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'
The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides
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By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken.
"You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where."
"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."
"No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it."
The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" Asked the manager.
"Never better."
The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?"
"Nope, I shut him up in no time." Said the Marine.
"How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.
"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."
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A kid was in front of a judge who was trying to decide on which parent to award custody to. The kid says: Please don't send me to my Daddy..... The judge asked why. The kid says: he beats me up. The judge then responds: Well, then it'll be your mother. The kid responds: NNoooooooo.. not my Mommy either .... she beats me too.. every day! The judge, at a loss, asks: Well, who do you want to go live with then? The kid responds: The Dallas Cowboys... they never beat anyone!
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I asked my wife,"what would you do if i won the lottery?"
she replied,"I would take half and leave you". I said,"good i won $12 here's $6 now f*ck off"
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A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day.
Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers,he dialled the employee's cell phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman"
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," the whisper answered.
Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A helicopter." answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the helicopter."
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle. "ME!!!"
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Everytime somebody comes up to me and says "Can I 'axe' U a question"
I just reply "sorry I don't speak Walmart".
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You call it a restraining order, I call it a long distance relationship.
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I decided to burn a lot of calories today; so I set a fat kid on fire.
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