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Your ability to persuade other people may give you a greater feeling of competence today. It could be that your ability to respond to the needs of others may make it easier for you to say and do things that best meet their desires. Identifying what others long for might come easier today if you can work on listening with your heart. In your interactions, you may want to use not only your ears, but also your heart to hold space for what others are truly saying. Try paying attention to the tones of their voices, their facial expressions, and the emotions behind their words, and imagine all of this information being filtered through your heart center. You may feel an energetic vibration that goes beyond mere sounds to include a deeper and more profound understanding of others.
Learning to listen to others with our hearts allows us to feel their needs more genuinely. In order to truly be convincing, we need to see beyond the superficial layers of our discussions and instead tap into the meaning that lies underneath the surface of our interactions. Learning to do so helps us to more fully empathize with others — which means that rather than lacing our communication with manipulation, we infuse our interactions with empathy, understanding, and love. By bringing your heart into your relationships today, you will not only gain a greater understanding of the needs of others, but will also realize the power that heart-centered persuasion can bring to your interactions.
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I have a SIAC Lotus and I had my 1st flight last week and I loved it.
I will write a review after the New Years.
I have a question tho. HOW can I make my FL 'fart' like a pussy? I know I can adjust the end cap but should I use water AND lube to make it happen? Is there an angle to do it?
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LONDON — Jewelry house Links of London, known for its cuff links and charm bracelets, is shaking up its image and setting its sights on international expansion.
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Following the acquisition of the brand by the Greek fashion jewelry company Folli Follie for 45 million pounds, or $84 million, in 2006, Links' founders John Ayton and Annoushka Ducas left the 18-year-old company last year. Ducas had served as creative director, while Ayton was the company's chairman.
Since then, Andrew Marshall, a veteran of Gucci Group and Montblanc, has been appointed as the company's managing director. Marshall now plans to make the London-based firm an international brand.
"The brand is very U.K.-centric [and] Britishness is in our DNA, but I want it to be a truly global company," said Marshall.
As part of this vision, the brand will open two flagships in Japan this year, with further store openings in China scheduled for 2009. Marshall said he is now scouting for opportunities for a U.S. flagship in New York or Los Angeles.
"North America offers a lot of potential," he said. "If an opportunity came up next year, I'd take it."
The firm, with annual sales of $100 million, has 60 stores worldwide, from New York and Hong Kong to Athens and Dubai.
"We want to double our turnover within three years," Marshall said.
His focus in the immediate future is on Japan, where the company's first 2,000-square-foot flagship is due to open in August, with a second store in Osaka planned for September.
"The Japanese market is very unforgiving," he said. "We want to get it right and concentrate on that first before China."
The brand's product line is getting a makeover, too. The brand has tapped jewelry designer Elizabeth Galton as its new creative director, and Galton said she plans to update the collections and add new product categories. She will also steer the collection to widen Links of London's appeal to a younger, more trend-aware audience.
"We have a very successful business at the moment and dedicated customers who come to us again and again," she said. "One of my first steps will be to extend this to a wider audience. Also, our customers are predominantly women who buy for themselves and for their husbands. I want to get more men coming in independently and shopping for themselves."
Galton's first jewelry collection for the brand will be unveiled for next spring and the designer said she plans to experiment with new materials.
"I'm looking for something that will make a statement for the brand," she said, adding Links' previous women's jewelry lines "have looked a bit like a sea of silver."
Galton said she wants to introduce some new hues with semiprecious stones and rose gold designs.
In addition, Galton will develop a leather accessories collection to launch in fall 2009. Galton said she plans to develop a comprehensive accessories collection for men and women, with men's jewelry and watches that take their cues from fashion trends.
Marshall said the brand also plans to introduce more midpriced jewelry collections. Links of London's offering is priced from 100 pounds, or $196, for a sterling silver trinket, to 9,000 pounds, or $17,762, for a diamond necklace.
"We continue to be a leader in affordable luxury, but we want to increase the spectrum and fill in the gaps in the collection, with more pieces running from 300 to 900 pounds [$591 to $1,775]," said Marshall.
Reflecting the changes in the jewelry collections, the brand's existing stores are due for an update, Galton said, and will be revamped with exposed brick walls, art installation-style window displays and purple carpets. The new look will be applied to all the brand's new stores.


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Ummm isnt .Mov a movie file. Ummm u kinda cant watch a movie in a picture viewing channel.
i have the E3 2006 SSBB trailer in '.mov' format, resolution is no were near resolution limit, n in Photo Channel it says it doesnt support it n it does. I've experimented with Nintendo World Tour SSBB trailer too, in '.mov' format.
Both trailers dont work, n i just got an internal all-in-one card reader which works too.
Anyone figure out this problem or experienced this n r willing to discuss it?
Ummm isnt .Mov a movie file. Ummm u kinda cant watch a movie in a picture viewing channel.
If You Add My Wii Code, Please PM me with your code so i can add you. THANKS
Lol, some people are too funny.
Actually you can. But the only format it will recognize is .avi. You can use this Wii Video converter: Wii Video 9. Link:http://www.redkawa.com/videoconverters/wiivideo9/Originally Posted by cannon
.avi? in the manual it says it supports Quicktime format (motion jpeg)(.mov format)Originally Posted by KCBlack
anyways, ill give ur link a shot.
hey can u email these to the wii? i tried like 4 pics less than 40kb and none showed up 1 in 1 message 3 in another and none came out, why not?
Currently own :
Wii, Wii Sports, Wii Play, Zelda: Twilight Princess, Need For Speed: Carbon.(In order of purchase)Accessories : 2 Wiimotes, 2 Nunchucks
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Sunday, December 11, 2011
Come the New Jerusalem – Let the River Run – Carly Simon – Working Girl
Can't stand the movie – love the song – Carly Simon – my younger look a-like shaving on the Staten Island Ferry at 021-022 seconds on the video.
"religious liberty" war on non-christians - it's an old cover story
Saturday, December 10, 2011
The One, the Only, Best Scrooge of all Time - 1951 - British
|Alistair Sim as "Scrooge"
The One, the Only, Best Scrooge of all Time:
Black and White preferred, but it is colorized in some versions.
The best film A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens of all time - 1951 with Alistair Sim as Scrooge.
It's all About Me! NEWT GINGRICH! – The man who stole civility from America in the Nineties and to this day
It's all about ME!
Plastic Phony- mean Spirited Republicanism is back. Thank Satan!
The man has to be the center of attention!
Any remark he makes has to be the most witty-ist in a room filled with other plastic mean spirited Republicans.
Applause! Applause! Fawn! Fawn! Fawn!
Any third rate scholar's remark – polite B16 applause and respect. (A wave to the little people)
All those millions of phony, angry, starving, cheated out of their humanity by Israel – "Invented People" Palestinians...
You tell them, those brown skinned assholes, Newt!
Applause! How so so witty you really are - Newt!
A great Conservative of the Ages has risen among us.
Bow your unworthy heads.
What a pile of "human" shit! (Newt and the GOP)
Show us the Bling! – Newt and Callista - Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner at Tiffany's
A lady shot herself and her two kids to death the other day in Laredo Texas at the food stamp office – she did not qualify to feed her family in these hard economic times.
(Anybody care to drop a prayer on these poor lost souls in America? And many more like them.)
(Anybody care to drop a prayer on these poor lost souls in America? And many more like them.)
On to more cheerful, uplifting, spiritual things.
Newt and Callista – Show us the Bling!
More Circus if no bread etc. Whatever.
Newt stated that his account at Tiffany's has no interest. What a sweetheart deal!
Also, we all know the story of the Diamond Necklace that started the French Revolution in 1789. If not:
Callista: Newt, the people have no bread.
Newt: Its not my problem. I'm rich. I shop interest free at Tiffany's.
Friday, December 9, 2011
Cardinal Wuerl -Newt Gingrich's Third Catholic Marriage is Morally Right – Gay Marriage and Gay Adoption is a Sin
Cardinal Wuerl of Washington D.C. and his privileged church institution states by its words and actions that:
This man's third marriage to his mistress is the only morally acceptable marriage before God. (That Serial Adultery is OK ! so long as you pay $$$)
And that Gay Marriage and Gay Adoption is an abomination before God. - Oh really?
Where there is Love - Where there is Life - There is GOD
And your church calls Bigotry/Hate - "Religious Liberty" - that's all so fucked up Cardinal Wuerl !
Jesus only ate with whores - not certified holy whores like the Gingrichs.
What is wrong with you and your church???
What the hell is right with your church???
Posted by M.McShea at 10:05 AM 1 comment: Links to this post
Labels: Bigotry, Callista Gingrich, Cardinal Wuerl, Catholic Marriage, Gay Adoption, Gay Marriage, hate, holy whores, Newt Ginrich, Religious Liberty, serial adultery, whores
Thursday, December 8, 2011
Callista Gingrich Teaches Inaccurate History to Children? – Ellis the Elephant – "Sweet Land of Liberty"
(Ellis and acclaimed history author Callista Gingrich)
"One of the most exciting events this fall for me personally is the arrival of Ellis the Elephant.
"As you know, I love American history. Having coauthored eight historical novels, I would say finding creative ways to tell the American story has been one of the main objectives of my career.
"Ellis the Elephant appears this week in a new book, Sweet Land of Liberty, written by my wife, Callista Gingrich, and illustrated by Susan Arciero. I am convinced that Ellis the Elephant will introduce a new generation of young people to our American history.
"Sweet Land of Liberty already has a review at Amazon more overwhelmingly positive and glowing than any review I've received after writing 24 books.
"I'm not surprised. When you see Ellis, it's hard not to fall in love with him. Callista considered many types of animals to accompany children through American history -- including giraffes, bunnies, and hippos. But when she saw Ellis, she couldn't resist this adorable elephant… Newt Ginginch 9/28/2011
"…On July 20, 1969, the United States launched the Apollo 11 spaceflight, and Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon…"
BTW History Scholars, Callista and Newt Gingrich, Apollo 11 launched on July 16, 1969 and the Apollo Lunar Module landed on the moon on July 20, 1969. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_11
Like – ah – Launching and Landing over three days later are not quite the same thing or is this condensed history?
Like who did all the difficult fact checking on this critical child's work of GOP revisionist American History?
(How do you spell ghostwriter?)
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Labels: American History, Callista Gingich, Children's book, Ellis the Elephant, ghostwriter, GOP, July/16/1969, July/20/1969, Moon Landing, Moon Launch, Neil Armstrong, Newt Gingrich, Sweet Land of Liberty
Diego Rivera – Artist - Birthday
Following Google main page meme - Diego Rivera, 125th Birthday, Mexican Painter extraordinaire, 1886-1957.
"Man at the Crossroads" - In 1933 the Rockefellers commissioned Rivera to paint a mural for the lobby of the RCA building in Rockefeller Center. "Man at the Crossroads" was to depict the social, political, industrial, and scientific possibilities of the twentieth century. In the painting, Rivera included a scene of a giant May Day demonstration of workers marching with red banners. It was not the subject matter of the panel that made the Rockerfellers angry, but the clear portrait of Vladamir Lenin, the Russian revolutionary leader of the Soviet Union, leading the demonstration. When Rivera refused to remove the portrait, he was ordered to stop and the painting was destroyed. That same year, Rivera used the money from the Rockefellers to create a mural for the Independent Labor Institute that had Vladamir Lenin as its central figure. http://readingworkbook.blogspot.com/
Myth, meme, urban legend has famous "destroyed" 30 Rock Lobby Rivera mural as hidden behind plaster wall (center left below). If still intact, the original 30 Rock Diego Rivera Mural would be worth an estimated $60-80 million.
Otherwise, why would the crown jewel of Art Deco Architecture in America, 30 Rockefeller Center, have such a bland boring substitute mural (above)?
Irony is, few these days can even remember the first name of the Rockefeller who rejected his work. That is why Diego Rivera's name is immortal.
(John D. Rockefeller Jr. - Who?)
Posted by M.McShea at 6:31 PM 1 comment: Links to this post
Labels: 30 Rock, 30 Rockefeller Center, Artist, birthday, Diego Rivera, Google, John D. Rockefeller Jr., Lenin, Meme, Mural, MYTH, painting, urban legend, Диего Ривера и Ленина
Newt Gingrich inherits GOP "Male Slut" title from CEO Herman Cain – According to Iowa Pastor Cary Gordon
Callista, where is my sincere looking lipstick?
(Reuters) - An evangelical pastor in Iowa sent state voters on Thursday a music video slamming Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich for his three marriages and admitted marital infidelities.
Cary Gordon, an influential Sioux City pastor who has endorsed Rick Santorum in the 2012 presidential race, said he would send the satirical hip-hop video to registered Republicans and independents with a cell phone on record.
The video, by independent filmmaker Molotov Mitchell, calls Gingrich the "Kim Kardashian of the GOP," a reference to the reality television star known for her appearance in a sex video and for her failed marriages.
Gingrich, the former speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, leads polls in the Republican race but faces concerns from some religious conservatives. He is in his third marriage and he admitted he had affairs during his first two marriages.
Newt Gingrich and his solution to the Illegal Catholics Problem in the U.S.
Future tax-paying, Catholic Church attending Republicans?
What? Not all the illegal immigrants in America are Obama's relatives from Africa. I dare say ninety percent of them are Hispanic and no doubt ninety percent of them are Catholic.
So the national Illegal Immigrant question is really also the Illegal Catholic question or Problem.
Newt Gingrich and his party and his church want those 15 million potential voters in the next decade or two. Long term planning is how the GOP and the RCC work these days, unlike the U.S. Federal Government.
Newt does not want any sanctuary (Dem) cities to get any Fed funding. News to me that there were cities in the U.S. who more or less had a hands off policy to facilitate cheap labor. Social welfare and education costs are no doubt fobbed off on Washington.
But the key is to register these Illegal Hispanic Catholics, Pentecostals etc. on a local level. In other words, somebody has to know them in order to vouch for them on their long road to being tax paying citizens. Guide them, mold them, and Cuban Boat the chaff among them to the Democrats.
Apparently Newt wants something like a 25 years indentured servitude kind of registration process.
Apparently the GOP Bishops want those voters tomorrow in order to fill their empty churches and to vote obedient Hispanic Catholics into political office in order to usher in the great rebirth of the great General Franco Spain model of church and state cooperation on all matters moral.
WIN – WIN for the GOP and the Roman Catholic Church.
Newt Gingrich targets 'sanctuary' cities for illegal immigrants
Gingrich also said he would favor a "very sophisticated, very clean" guest worker program.
"I think we should go back to the World War Two selective service model where local citizens are certified at a local level, where they actually know the person," he said.
"If the person is a good citizen, has genuine ties to the United States, has genuine roots, they still don't get amnesty, they still don't get citizenship, they still don't get the right to vote. They do get the legal right to be a resident."
In other words, after the local Catholic church (for a government subsidy) gives you a black stamp on your papers, you get a green card and a voter registration sheet premarked GOP. Bless us lord. And save us all from the godless liberal socialist Democrats.
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Labels: catholic bishops, Catholic Church, GOP, green card, illegal catholics, Illegal immigrants, local control, long term planning, Newt Gingrich, Sanctuary cities, Voter registration
Gov. Rod Blagojevich Given a Raw Deal ! - guilty of selling a defective senate seat - S/B 14 days, not 14 years jail time
Governor Rod Blagojevich got a raw deal in sentencing.
Punishment should fit the crime.
He was only trying to sell the defective, do nothing Senate seat of Barack Obama.
God only knows the taint, do nothing curse on that senate seat has left us with a Defective, Do Nothing Chief Executive in the White House.
Rod should only do 14 days in County Jail - not 14 f*cking years!
This is political revenge - not blind justice!
Wall Street Gangster Bankers buy and sell nations and do no time.
This is ridiculous!
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
What is Catholic President to be Newt Gingrich's Position on Pedophilia?
|The Future First (Dysfunctional) Catholic Family of the United States!
I see that future First Lady Callista Gingrich sang at the national Knights of Columbus Shrine for Pedophilia Defending Cardinal Hoyos in 2010. With no doubt fawning Newt in attendance.
Important question now to our next Catholic President Newt Gingrich:
What is your political and or religious positions on Pedophilia, and or, Professional, Amateur Sports pedophilia in the workplace?
And, how do you feel about joining a church in this modern age not known for its Compassion of Children but rather the Blatant Exploitation and Disregard of Children or their Rights?
Posted by M.McShea at 11:12 AM 1 comment: Links to this post
Labels: Callista Gingrich, Cardinal Hoyos, catholic president, child labor, child rape, Knights of Columbus Shrine, NCAA, Newt Gingrich, pedophilia, Penn State, Sports pedophilia
Take Christ out of Pagan Christmas – Crucified Santa Artwork? in Virginia
|Not Artwork IMHO - Get a Day Job
Tis the season to be angry at the godless consumerism of X-mas.
A display in the Virginia town square came and went and did not become another fake far right Christian GOP religion talking point in the media. Amen.
A display of a skeleton in a Santa Claus suit placed on a cross was erected at a courthouse in Leesburg, Va. It was eventually taken down by an anonymous individual.Julie Grandfield, assistant to the Loudon County Administrator, explained to The Christian Post that the individual responsible for the display went through the system."Board of Supervisors currently has a policy in place to allow displays on the courthouse lawn," said Grandfield.
I have stated on more than one occasion that Jesus born on April 17 is not the right birthday boy attached to this Roman Pagan Holiday of Christmas.
I see all the feigned outrage in the public forum of put "Christ back into Christmas"? Whatever that no-brainer FOX NEWS meme is all about? Well that equation makes us shut down all the retail outlets selling us pagan junk to properly celebrate this Pagan Holiday ( Birth of Apollo – Jesus' half brother etc.)
Regarding Virginia putting all points of view on display in a public – kudos. Regarding the actual crucified Santa thing – not really art – decoration perhaps – another Tim Burton imagination thing – but definitely not art. Get a day job please etc.
I do not see blasphemy. Blasphemy is in the heart. Only God can judge in that department when it is truly in the heart. Point is – have a heart to begin with in order to enter the equation and or discussion etc.
Have a nice annoying Pagan Holiday. Merry X-mas.
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
NAACP Petitions UN over U.S. Conspiracy to suppress Voter's Rights and Access for Minorities
The largest civil rights group in America, the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP), is petitioning the UN over what it sees as a concerted efforted to disenfranchise black and Latino voters ahead of next year's presidential election.
The organisation will this week present evidence to the UN high commissioner on human rights of what it contends is a conscious attempt to "block the vote" on the part of state legislatures across the US. Next March the NAACP will send a delegation of legal experts to Geneva to enlist the support of the UN human rights council.
The NAACP contends that the America in the throes of a consciously conceived and orchestrated move to strip black and other ethnic minority groups of the right to vote. William Barber, a member of the association's national board, said it was the "most vicious, co-ordinated and sinister attack to narrow participation in our democracy since the early 20th century".
In its report, Defending Democracy: Confronting Modern Barriers to Voting Rights in America, the NAACP explores the voter supression measures taking place particularly in southern and western states.
Fourteen states have passed a total of 25 measures that will unfairly restrict the right to vote, among black and Hispanic voters in particular.
The new measures are focused – not coincidentally, the association insists – in states with the fastest growing black populations (Florida, Georgia, Texas and North Carolina) and Latino populations (South Carolina, Alabama and Tennessee). The NAACP sees this as a cynical backlash to a surge in ethnic minority voting evident in 2008.
Vatican/USCCB candidate Newt Gingrich top of the polls – Marriage Equality for Some not the All - $200,000 Donation
Rome is not financing my Campaign for Wizard
Still trying to nail down if a former Southern Baptist has to get a full three annulments from three civil marriages in order to join the ranks of the Uber-Catholics, Anti-Mormons, now taking control of the GOP, at least for the next Presidential election. We all know that money talks when you want an annulment in the RCC.
Newt Gingrich who believes in Marriage Equality for himself no matter how many times he tires of his little woman and chucks her out in the garbage, apparently does not believe in Marriage Equality for anybody else especially gays.
Vander Plaats has been on the Gingrich payroll in the past."A new group called 'Progress Iowa' suggests Gingrich may get the backing of Vander Plaats because Gingrich donated $200,000 to the campaign Vander Plaats led to target two Iowa Supreme Court justices who signed onto the opinion which legalized gay marriage in Iowa. Those justices were voted off the court in 2010." (Author: O. Kay Henderson, Radio Iowa, 18 Nov 2011)
Monday, December 5, 2011
What did Newt Gingrich pay for his three Annulments? – Benedict XVI's Chosen Catholic U.S. Prez Candidate?
(Look Callista. No tears. I am trading up to Monica Lewinsky.)
I may be dense (stupid) or lazy in my research but I cannot find out how fast or how much Candidate Gingrich paid to get the three annulments from Civil Marriage in order to marry his present Catholic wife in the RCC.
I get a lot of non-information in the Lame Lame Lame Street Media on this. I get the opinion that he doesn't have to annul civil marriages not in the RCC? That has changed?
I did not marry in the RRC twenty odd years ago because the church wanted $2,500 to annul my wife's previous ceremony at City Hall in NYC - a lot of money back then that we could not spare - that and time, months and months, perhaps years to annul what in Grade School, the Nuns said was not valid to begin with.
BTW, since Catholics are the only validly married Christians in the eyes of God, meaning to this day all Protestants are still Bastards because their parents did not have a Catholic marriage etc. – why should the freakin Catholic church even care if Gays and Lesbians will be satisfied by a civil marriage at city hall????
Since civil marriage does not count in the eyes of Holy Mother Church, why the f*ck so much fuss over gay marriage if after all the gays and us Prots are damned to hell anyway in their eyes, civil marriage or not?
Hypocrisy to the nth degree in the RCC?
Getting back to Newt. How fast and how much did Cardinal Wuerl? get to grease Newt's marriage into heaven worthy status.
This is the kind of Religious Liberty only for the RCC that Bishop Lori keeps bitchin about on Capitol Hill.
Martin Luther had a word for this modern day equivalent to selling indulgences - quickie Annulments for the Rich.
This kind of shit started the Protestant Reformation.
Hey Newt. How big will the new Papal Palace on the Mall Ellipse, blocking the view of the Jefferson Memorial, how big and expensive and paid for out of the Pentagon's budget will it be, once the RCC gets you into the White House?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Marie Antoinette was too a Corporation! OFF WITH HER HEAD! - IKEA Guillotine for sale cheap
(I've changed my mind. Couldn't I just file for Chapter 11?)
Catholic (Opus Dei) majority Supreme Court wrongful willful decision needs to be reversed by new Constitutional Amendment.
Sign the Petition.
What next? Dogs and Cats get the vote? Rick Santorum – Hide!
Sunday, December 4, 2011
Friday, December 2, 2011
All People = Zero - on all Corporate Spreadsheets* – (People are Obsolete)
|* People = Obsolete = Zero (the new global equation)
People = Zero.
People are Obsolete.
Get with the program all you losers at Occupy Wall Street.
Corporations are now the only REAL "Persons" in this world with the only rights.
Thus spake SCOTUS. (Bow your heads oh lowly zeros.)
All other former persons - "people" equal zero on all corporate spreadsheets.
Capitalism trashes humanity. News at 11.
|Humanity is erased from the equation. People = Zero
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Corporations Are Not People! - Only People Are People!
|"Business Dude" - Liberty Plaza Park - (Zuccotti Park)
Corporations are NOT people. Only People can be People.
To let Corporations have human rights is to take the Human out of Human-ity.
To lose humanity is the end of the human race and human culture.
What is left from that de-humanized equation are only corporations and robots.
(Zero) Liberty Plaza NYC - Zuccotti Park - Ground Zero - World Trade Center NYC
|Diagonal view to Ground Zero - World Trade Center
Zero Liberty Plaza NYC – that's my Address – for the park next to One Liberty Plaza, the corporate capitalist building and diagonal from Ground Zero – World Trade Center, New York, NY.
Lots of confusion to some. Perhaps only to me. But before ZLP NYC became Zucchini Park or whatever it was Liberty Plaza Park in the Seventies and Eighties and beyond.
I think its planetary significance and or symbolism at this moment in time makes it synchronistic to both Wall Street, two blocks away, and Ground Zero, diagonal to the Park. Maybe one day it will be just simply be called People's Park.
Liberty Plaza Park, Zuccotti Park, (Zero) Liberty Plaza on the above map is touched by the bottom half of the letters "RES" in "FED RESERVE BANK". The Park is bordered by Trinity Pl/Church St., Liberty Street, Broadway and Cedar Street.
|Looking toward Cedar Street from Liberty Street
|Looking toward Trinity Place/Church Street from Broadway
|People - Occupy Wall Street
Zuccotti Park - (Zero) Liberty Plaza NYC – I am a Patriot – Jackson Browne – Occupy Wall Street
Zuccotti Park - Zero Liberty Plaza NYC – that is an Address – the park next to One Liberty Plaza, the corporate capitalist building and diagonal from Ground Zero – World Trade Center, New York, NY.
And the river opens for the righteous (5 times)
I was walking with my brother
And he wondered what's on my mind
I said what I believe in my soul
Ain't what I see with my eyes
And we can't turn our backs this time
I was walking with my brother
And he wondered what's on my mind
I said what I believe in my soul
Ain't what I see with my eyes
And we can't turn our backs this time
I am a patriot
And I love my county
Because my country is all I know
I want to be with my family
The people who understand me
I've got nowhere else to go
And the river opens for the righteous
And the river opens for the righteous
And the river opens for the righteous
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/j/jackson+browne/i+am+a+patriot_20068696.html ]
And I was talking with my sister
She looked so fine
I said, "baby, what's on your mind? "
She said, "i want to run like the lion
Released from the cages
Released from the rages
Burning in my heart tonight"
And I ain't no communist
And I ain't no capitalist
And I ain't no socialist
And I ain't no imperialist
And I ain't no democrat
And I ain't no republican
I only know one party
And it is freedom
I am, I am, I am
I am a patriot
And I love my country
Because my county is all I know
And the river opens for the righteous
And I love my county
Because my country is all I know
I want to be with my family
The people who understand me
I've got nowhere else to go
And the river opens for the righteous
And the river opens for the righteous
And the river opens for the righteous
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/j/jackson+browne/i+am+a+patriot_20068696.html ]
And I was talking with my sister
She looked so fine
I said, "baby, what's on your mind? "
She said, "i want to run like the lion
Released from the cages
Released from the rages
Burning in my heart tonight"
And I ain't no communist
And I ain't no capitalist
And I ain't no socialist
And I ain't no imperialist
And I ain't no democrat
And I ain't no republican
I only know one party
And it is freedom
I am, I am, I am
I am a patriot
And I love my country
Because my county is all I know
And the river opens for the righteous
|Statue of Liberty - (Phoenix) Freedom Tower Rising!
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Re: Presenting AOW: Art of War Wrestling - The Greatest Affair
Dark Match
Carlito Colon def. TJ Wilson
(Tyson Kidd) at (3:52)
The Hammerstein Ballroom Manhattan, New York City, New York
Stir the Waters Before The Battle
We open tonight to yet another cold open, with just one week to go until the biggest show in AOWs young history, but we get perhaps the biggest opening ovation yet, as
by Pantera roars over the sound system, with
Rob Van Dam
showing up for the first time since his attack two weeks ago. The Hammerstein is going completely insane, as Van Dam walks to the ring with noticeable discomfort, but it doesnt hinder him enough to not make him walk down the ramp with a signature RVD grin on his face. Van Dam slaps fives with some of the front row folks. He finally steps foot into the ring, mike in hand, but crowd still going nuts.
Im pretty sure everyone and their mother is wonderin what happened to RVD a few weeks ago.
~A noticeable reaction
And in those few weeks, a lot of stuff went down. Shawn Michaels was added to the World title match I earned. I understand, the show must go on, its cool. First, lemme say whats up to our new General Manager, Mick Foley.
~Crowd lets out an enthusiastic pop
See, Mick and I, we have a lot in common. But the biggest thing we share is the fact that were hardcore kind o guys.
~A HUGE pop for this statement
With that bein said, its gonna have to take a wee bit more than sneak attacking RVD and sending him though a bunch of equipment backstage.
~Yet another reaction of approval
But as you guys know, Im hardcore, and I dont like cuttin corners. Im not all for the dramatics, and the actin out and all that stuff, so Im just gonna say exactly what everyone wants to hear and thats tellin the world who put RVD on the shelf.
~Van Dam lowers the mike for a dramatic pause, despite the statement he just said about dramatics
Chris Jericho, if youre that threatened by me, you couldve done it yourself. Not have your big, bad, boyfriend do it for you.
~A bit of an oooh goes through the crowd with the revelation
And yknow somethin, Jericho? Youre one smart dude. Im not gonna lie. You came backstage before the show last week to shake my hand and wish me luck, when all of a sudden, I turn around and some dude whose seven feet tall tore me up before I could think.
~Confirmation it was a ploy by Jericho.
And the real kicker, the real icing on the cake was I was sittin there watchin the show last week from the medics bench and watching Chris Jericho call people hypocrites because they attack from behind. And somehow, you did the same exact thing, Jericho, and you still call yourself worthy? Aint that a bitch.
~Some of the crowd is taken aback by the language there, as Van Dam seems a tad pissed about the whole thing
Chris Jericho, the Worthy Man. Thats a crock, Jericho, and you know it. And your new buddy doesnt scare me a bit, dude. He mightve scared Paul Heyman and Shawn Michaels, but Im more than up for facing you both in the ring tonight.
~A big pop for the match proposal, but how smart is this ?
But speakin of Shawn Michaels youre no better, dude. Yknow, if I didnt know any better, Id say you were pretty stoked when I got run down, man. Seemed pretty convenient for you that I wasnt in the picture for a little bit. But Im not gonna keep poppin off on what I think you mightve been thinking. Theres already a guy backstage whos gettin in enough trouble for that. Thats not the way I roll.
~Definite, yet somewhat subtle, poke towards Christian
I do things face to face, man to man. So instead, Im gonna call you out here, Shawn Michaels. Lemme hear exactly what olHeartbreak has to say.
Theres a slight lull before
rockets into our ears, as
Shawn Michaels
comes on down the ramp with a very concerned look on his face. He ignores fans high fives as he comes on down, his face completely serious, he too, suffering from a beating at the hands of The Great Wright. He also noticeably has a shiner on his eye, most definitely from the big right hand he got from him. He grabs a mike on his way in before climbing in to face the man who called him out. RVD has a smile on his face for some reason.
Youre the second guy in as many weeks to come on out here and talk about me being a hypocrite. And Im bout damn sick of it. So wipe that grin off yer face, Rob. I aint here tplay.
~The crowd feels the wind shift from Van Dams easy mystique to HBKs cold frustration
You an Chris Jericho arent any better than me. And youre damn sure not any less human than I am. We all make mistakes. None of us are perfect. And, yknow, I expected that kind of attitude from Chris Jericho, but not from you, Rob. I thought you were better than that.
~HBK looks disappointedly into Van Dams eyes
I thought you were better than paradin out here and tryin to kick ol Shawn Michaels while he was down.
Oh, so you comin out here and trying to take my title shot while I was out isnt the same thing, huh Shawn? I guess not.
~This silences the still serious Michaels
So you know, Shawn, you disappointed me a bit too. I thought you were better than tryin to march into another mans place and take what he earned. I mean, Shawn, wouldnt you be a tad pissed if someone stepped in your place and you couldnt have your what was it boyhood dream ?
~That kinda hits home for Michaels
But are you seriously saying are both you and Chris Jericho seriously saying that if you had the chance to step into the spot I had, you wouldnt take it? Because any other person, any other human on the planet wouldve done the same thing I did. So either neither of you are human or youre both mangy little liars. An I dont deal with liars.
~Crowd again senses the seriousness in Michaels voice
I wanna get my hands on Jericho and the big guy as much as you do, but Im not even concerned about gettin my lights put out last week, an I could give two shakes of a coons tail about you gettin your lights put out two weeks ago. Im askin you a question, boy. Would you or wouldnt you do the same thing if you were in my same situation?
~Van Dams look goes blank, knowing he may have been caught
(Complete silence)
Speak up, Rob. They cant hear you in th nosebleeds.
No. No I wouldnt, Shawn.
~HBKs eyes are nothing but disappointment at this point, looking at the canvas in disgust and rubbing his eyes. He stares for another several seconds before finally looking Rob back in the eye
I thought you were much better than that, Rob. I hoped that we could put our differences aside an try to help each other take those two down. But after what I just heard, I want nothin to do with you, Rob.
~The crowd delivers a great deal of heat to that line, with RVD trying to smile and nod it off
An yknow, somethin, Rob? I only look guys in the eye for one of two reasons. One: because I respectem. And two: because I wanna kick their teeth down their throat. After that bull you just spewed, I have no respect anymore for Rob Van Dam. But yet Im still lookin you in the eye.
It dawns on Rob and the audience what this means, but he doesnt back down. He drops his mike and gets in HBKs face, with Michaels getting close to Van Dam. We can see RVD open his arms, then see his lips move saying Go ahead, dude. Im not afraid of you. HBK just stares back intensely and stoically. As the two continue to stare, we get a quick flash to somewhere backstage, where
AOW Champion Chris Jericho
is looking at a television screen, smiling to himself at the men hell face next week eating each other alive. The focus zooms in on the TV itself, showing us one last close up of Van Dam and Michaels sharing an intense staredown.
Joey Styles
We welcome you once again, ladies and gentlemen, to AOW Wednesday Night Oblivion! Im Joey Styles alongside John Bradshaw Layfield, and we are just one week away from the biggest show in our young AOW history.
Young, but supremely promisin Joey. The way that Supercard looks is outta this world.
Joey Styles
Indeed it does, partner, but thats next week! This week on Oblivion, weve got a mini-tournament going on to see who will become the first ever Dynasty Champion! CM Punk and Muhammad Hassan meet, as well as Rey Mysterio Jr. meeting The Ripper Paul Burchill!
An dont forget the news we just received, Joey.
Joey Styles
How could I, John?
Because youre just awful.
Joey Styles
Im gonna ignore that, because our main event just announced a few moments ago following comments made between Rob Van Dam and Shawn Michaels Michaels, RVD, and Bobby Lashley will team up to take on Christian Cage, AOW Champion Chris Jericho, as well as AOWs newest and most gargantuan acquisition, Paul The Great Wright.
Each of these menll face each other at th Supershow.
Joey Styles
Indeed they do, but tonight, at least in the case of RVD and Michaels, they have to work together to try and take down the man who orchestrated their attack and the man who executed it.
lets loose across the sound system after the rundown of the card tonight, as
CM Punk
makes his way down the ramp to a great deal of approval from the Hammerstein. The commentators go over the brief bit of history between Punk and Hassan, with the attack on Matt Sydal a few weeks ago and the paid assault on Punk and Storm just last week.
lets chime following the Arab chanting, as
Muhammad Hassan
, oil tycoon, comes through the blood-red curtain to a great deal of heat. Hassan relishes in his reaction before taking off his head towel and going into the ring to face his opponent.
~Dynasty Championship Tournament~
CM Punk
Muhammad Hassan
Punk and Hassan start to circle each other before meeting center ring and executing the lock-up, with Punk quick to force Hassan into a corner. Hassan lifts his hands and seeks cover by sticking his head between the ropes, prompting the referee to get between the two and force Punk back. When the referee out of position, Hassan juts from the corner and gives Punk a very blatant thumb to the eye. The referee doesnt see it, but now Punk cant see anything.
Hassan takes advantage of this by chunking Punk into the opposite ropes, picking him up for a
pendulum backbreaker
on the rebound. Hassan with an early attempt 1 2 NO!! Punk wont go down that quickly. Hassan drags Punk to his feet and bashes him once more in the spine, maybe picking a weak spot now. Hassan then grabs behind Punk and executes a perfect backdrop, again covering Punk 1 2 NO!! Punk doesnt go down yet again, which frustrates Hassan, who shows this by stomping on Punks back again. He picks Punk up in a front headlock, possibly setting up for a DDT, but Punk charges and again pins Hassan into a corner, hard. Punk takes a few steps back after that to tend to his spine, before charging with the
high knee/bulldog combo!!
Punk now with a cover 1 2 3-NO!! Hassan has life!!
Punk now takes Hassan up in a front headlock, but Hassan again reaches into the bag of dirty tricks and stomps on Punks toe, forcing him to release the hold. Hassan then takes Punks head again and
successfully nails the lifting swinging DDT
. Hassan covers Punk again 1 2 3-NO! Punk keeps it going! Hassan isnt happy to see that, but takes Punk back to his feet anyway. He gets behind Punk and attempts his back suplex backbreaker, but Punk delivers several elbows to Hassans head, forcing him to release the hold, allowing Punk to hoist Hassan onto his shoulders
and nails a GTS!!! GTS!!!
The debut of the GTS in AOW just commenced, but Hassan is hit with it so hard that he flops through the middle ropes and onto the floor. The crowd pops wildly for that, but Punk has kind of a really? kind of look on his face before going outside the ring to fetch Hassan and rolls him back in the ring. Punk doesnt follow Hassan inside, instead, he hangs out on the apron, waiting for Hassan to get to his feet. The Mad Man groggily gets to a vertical base and turns around, only to see
Punk flying at him with the springboard clothesline!!
Another Punk cover 1 2 3 NO!!! Hassan somehow rolls the shoulder!!
The crowd is hot right now with a C M PUNK!! C M PUNK!! chant starting up, which Punk acknowledges with short applause towards the crowd. Hassan, still very much groggy, is just now getting back to his feet, with Punk turning around to meet him by attempting the urange, perhaps wanting to set up the Vice, but Hassan isnt dead yet. He delivers a hard elbow to Punks ear that forces him off, which Hassan then follows up on by pulling Punks hair and guiding him into the
Finishing Touch
from behind. Will this be the finishing touch 1 2 3-NO!!! Punk isnt going down that easily, which gets Hassan all in a tizzy.
Incredibly frustrated it seems now, Hassan roams over to a corner and starts removing the padding from the top rope. The referee is wise to the act, and immediately jumps over to try and stop him. Hassan wanders close to Punk, who again hoists him on his shoulders but Hassan, again, with a very blatant thumb to the eye of Punk forces him down behind Punk, where he again blatantly
breaks all the rules with a low blow
! The forearm to Punks C and M leaves him in predictable pain, with the referee having seen none of that. He turns around to see Hassan having Punk in his arms and
nailing the reverse STO
hes dubbed the
American Made
. Hassan with a final cover 1 2 3 !!!
Winner: Muhammad Hassan
at (8:23)
Joey Styles
You hate to see that. CM Punk fought valiantly, gave it his all, and should come out the winner
But hes not. He didnt win. Stop beatin around the facts, Joey, CM Punk lost.
Joey Styles
Did you not see what I just saw, John? Hassan just used every trick in the book thumbs to the eye, pulling the hair, riding the ropes, low blows
And he won. You can argue with his methods all you want, Joey, but you keep beatin around the facts. It wasnt the prettiest win in the world, but all is fair in love an war, Joey. Professional wrestling is war an Muhammad Hassan deserves that win tonight more than anyone because he did everything he had to do to get the win.
Joey Styles
Yeah, he did do everything, Ill say. Everything from distracting the referee to outright bending the rules.
Shut up, Joey. Youre jus makin yourself look stupid now.
Joey Styles
And youre just making yourself sound like a jerk, John. But thats what you do every week, so I guess I shouldnt be surprised. I have no idea what you fascination is with justifying these cheats, but Im guessing part of it has something to do with your unjustified hate towards CM Punk. But I suppose with as much as you used to bend the rules, John, you can sympathize with Hassan and just looking at CM Punk in the ring makes you incredibly jealous because he has potential to do things you could never do and do so with passion. But I guess since youre John Wrestling God Bradshaw Layfield, nothing I say matters and everything you say is gospel, or so according to your world. Am I in the ballpark, John?
I have no comment on that completely unprofessional statement.
Joey Styles
Of course you dont. Right now well head backstage to AOWs Green Zone, where Torrie Wilson is standing by.
We do indeed head backstage now, where Mrs. Wilson is met with whistles and boners.
Torrie Wilson
Thanks, Joey. Im here with my guest at this time, Christian Cage!
~Christian enters the frame to a great deal of heat. Christian has his head down and his eyes staring into nothingness.
Torrie Wilson:
Um Christian ? Hi. Do you have any thoughts about getting the chance to face Bobby Lashley next week on AOWs first ever Supershow ?
~Torrie puts her mike to Christian, but Christian doesnt even look up, still staring comatose into the ground
Torrie Wilson:
Um okay what about having any thoughts on your tag team match coming up tonight where youll face Bobby Lashley this week ?
~Again, Christian stands still, staring at nothing.
Torrie Wilson
Christian Christian, are you okay? You seem
Christian Cage
Torrie Wilson
Uh no. I was just gonna say distant, but why do you feel like youre alone ?
Christian Cage
Have you not been paying attention, Torrie? Ive been told Im alone, a loser, no one has been agreeing with me for three weeks now. No one comes within ten feet of me in the locker room. Im alone, Torrie.
~Both Torrie and Christians attention go to the other side of the screen, however, when in steps
Chris Jericho
into the shot.
Youre not alone, Christian. I am a worthy man and a worthy champion. And tonight, we have a tag team match together. I wont leave you behind and leave you alone like other cretins have.
Christian Cage
How can I be so sure of that, Chris?
Because Im not a hypocrite. And I see you as a worthy man, like myself. I also think youre right about Bobby Lashley. Hes here for a much deeper reason than these narrow-minded tapeworms will believe.
Christian Cage
Im not stupid, Chris. Id rather be alone than be in cahoots with Chris Jericho.
Youre not really in a position to reject friends, friend.
~Christian stops defending and listens to what Jericho says there, putting his guard down
I assure you, I can prove to you I back up what I say when I say Im a worthy man.
Christian Cage
Well see about that.
~Christian walks off, leaving Jericho with unexpected tension between his tag partners tonight
As we cut away from that scene, were briefly brought to the hallway area, where we see Bryan Danielson in a conversation with Matt Sydal. What the two are saying is inaudible to us, but we do see the two shake hands and share a smile. Perhaps both of these guys just got themselves into the Turning Point match ?
As we return from the break, were immediately brought to another backstage area, where Muhammad Hassan is trying to catch his breath after nearly losing his head earlier in the evening. Hes soon approached by
Paul Burchill
, whos also accompanied by his new apprentice,
Brent Albright
. Seemingly following up on last week, Albright does indeed look a tad tidier and gentlemen-like, his normally scraggly beard trimmed to look tame, as well as wearing a coat similar to the one Burchill enters in, though both men still look very rugged. Burchill and Albright dont exactly look happy
So is the plan still on for tonight?
Change of plan. Your money can do a lot of things, Hassan, but it cant buy me the Dynasty Championship.
The deals off. I want gold. Not bank notes.
Look, youre supposed to help me get my gold! I paid you!
One grand isnt going to get me any gold. Are you not hearing me clearly?
No, no, I hear you what if I up the price? Three thousand apiece. And Ill use my influence to get you and your apprentice a shot at the Tag Team Championship.
Influence ?
Money is a powerful thing, Mr. Burchill.
~Burchill lulls it over for a second before looking towards Albright
What say you, boss?
I say this is what being a mercenary is all about. You got yourself a deal, Hassan. But if you dont hold up on end of the bargain, were coming for you next. And if youre champion by then, were coming for your gold. Got it?
I knew you two were smart businessmen.
The scene fades out on these three gentlemen, bringing us to an office-like atmosphere, where the crowd delivers a pop to see
General Manager Mick Foley
. Foleys on the phone at the moment, talking about something troubling him
Did you not see what he did?
~Foley pauses for a rebuttal
Yeah, I know, I was kinda impressed too, Paul, but what he did was completely unnecessary. Im not playing favorites, I just need you to help me up security next week because I want Gregory Helms nowhere near that Cruiserweight Championship.
~Apparently, the conversation is with
Paul Heyman
, concerning Gregory Helms. Theres a knock on Foleys door.
Id like more than a Ill see what I can do, but I gotta go. See you when you get here. Come in.
~Foley hangs up on Heyman, as the folks at his door step into the frame, whom we quickly identify as
Paul London and Brian Kendrick
. The crowd pops for both men, still radiating from their performance last week. Both men also look like theyre paying for it, as well, with London having his ribs taped up and Kendrick walking gingerly.
Howre the ribs there, Paul?
Paul London
Ugh they feel a bit like pudding.
Well thats promising, I guess. I asked you two here because I got a little offer for you guys. That show you guys put on with the Worlds Greatest Tag Team last week was absolutely awesome. Just between you and me, Im supposed to be an unbiased officer, but you guys are too good to not love.
Brian Kendrick
Thanks, Mr. Foley, but you couldnt just text us that? I dont wanna sound like Im complaining or anything, but it hurts to laugh, Mr. Foley, much less walk all the way down to your office.
Well thats a shame, guys because I was just about to offer you two a spot in the Tag Team Turning Point match for the Cruiserweight title next week. I mean, its open to everyone, but I was afraid you guys might chicken out on me and not come, so just thought Id offer it to you personally. Think about that. Now, you guys might wind up facing each other at the end of the match, but what better person to face for gold than a friend, right? Plus, you get to find out whos better.
Paul London
Yknow, all of a sudden, my ribs feel indestructible.
Brian Kendrick
Yeah and my back doesnt feel like an 80-year old lady anymore!
Thats what I thought you guys said.
Paul London
Are you sure youre okay, BK? I mean, I can find another partner if youre feelin hurt.
~As London says hurt, he slaps a hand right at the base of Kendricks spine, causing pain to jolt through Kendricks body and make him make a funny pain face
Brian Kendrick
Naw, Im good, dude. Just let me know if your ribs make you suck too much.
~And on suck too much, Kendrick delivers a very deliberately accidental jab to Londons pudding-feeling midsection, also shooting pain through London and making him make a funny face.
Paul London
Yeah, well your mom sucks too much! She sucks too much of my - OOOOWWWWW
~London takes another playful shot at Kendricks back, but Kendrick interrupts the second half of that sentence with another rib shot of his own. Hooliganz they are.
Just leave each other in one piece for next week, guys.
~The Hooliganz keep playfully shoving each other back and forth all the way out of Foleys office. Before we can leave the scene of Foleys office, however, the screen starts getting very grainy. It proceeds to get worse and worse before finally, the screen is consumed by static. When the screen finally clears up, the camera point of view is that of a webcam or an amateur camera, one that were very familiar with at this point. Sure enough, soon pops in the face of none other than
Gregory Helms
Gregory Helms
What the hell is this? Mick Foley wants to do everything he can to stop me from gettin my hands on that Cruiserweight title. What the hell, Mick? You wanna stop me from doin the best thing for this company, yet you wanna allow a pair of handicapped nobodies in? Paul London, Brian Kendrick, Mick Foley youve all be hacked by Helms!
~Helms resituates the camera
Gregory Helms
Foley, this is utter corruption. First, you ignore the best cruiserweight in the world at your disposal. Then, when I force my way into your picture, backin up exactly what I say, and you wanna completely write me off? I said it before, an Ill say it again Gregory Helms will NOT be ignored!
~Helms is so angry on that statement, he almost knocks his camera over. He takes a moment to set it back up
Gregory Helms
Not playin favorites. I see you, Foley. I see right through you! Paul London and Brian Kendrick arent tag champions. Theyre LOSERS. Bryan Danielson hasnt won a thing since hes been in AOW. Hes a LOSER. So its time to LISTEN, losers Gregory Helms WILL be at Oblivion next week. Gregory Helms WILL be in that Turning Point match. And Gregory Helms WILL win the Cruiserweight Championship and prove to all of you that he is the best in the world. And theres nothin you nobodies can do to stop me.
hits the speakers now, as
Rey Mysterio Jr
. makes his way down the ramp to a huge pop. Mysterio, much like others tonight, is selling the damage he got last week, pulling up a little bit on his left knee, the one that he inadvertedly smashed into the steel post last week. Mysterio gives several high fives as he comes on down, sliding into the ring, ready to face the brutal bruiser ahead of him.
meets our ears now, as the daunting organ chimes representing
Paul Burchill
give way to him before becoming a heavy guitar rift. Alongside Burchill is indeed his partner in crime,
Brent Albright
. Both men are wearing identical coats, although only Burchills has a red rose. Both do look a tad gentlemanly, but they also keep their scruffy nature, being gentlemen in apparel only. Their attitude, on the other hand
~Dynasty Championship Tournament~
Rey Mysterio Jr.
Paul Burchill
{w/Brent Albright}
As soon as the bell rings, Burchill rushes towards the center ring Mysterio with a
low aimed shoulder tackle
, aimed right at Mysterios weak knee. Mysterio immediately collapses holding his hurt appendage, which Burchill doesnt let up the damage on. He starts stomping on it rabidly, destroying the knee even further. Burchill quickly brings Mysterio to his feet now, hooking the injured knee from behind and
nailing a Regal-plex
. He doesnt go for any cover, as it looks like the Ripper is keeping to his agreement with Hassan. Burchill drags Mysterio over to the ropes and wraps his knee around the middle rope and holding down on the ankle, increasing the strain on the knee. Burchill finally lets go after the referee counts to four. Burchill lets go and lets Mysterio flop back to the canvas in extreme pain. Burchill looks outside the ring towards his apprentice, telling him are you taking notes? Are you taking notes, youngblood?
Burchill doesnt let up on his intense assault, throwing Rey outside the ring before taking him and
whipping him into some steel ring steps
, sending Rey flipping over the top, his knee impacting pure steel now. Rey again cries out in agony, but Burchill still isnt done. He takes the now displaced ring steps near Mysterio, takes him up
and executes a knee breaking drop right onto the steel
. With the crowd in disgusted awe, Burch throws Mysterio back into the ring, only to look at his dirty work with pride.
The Brit takes brings Mysterio to his feet by his mask, but Reys got some fight left in him, fighting back with several calf kicks with his good leg, forcing Burchill away, but he plays it smart and grabs Reys hurt left leg, perhaps aiming to hurt it more, but Mysterio is able to jump up and
nail Burchill with an enzeguiri
. Burchill reels, but it doesnt stun him too much. He charges at Rey for another chance, but Mysterio gets him in the drop toehold, prompting Burchill to drop on the middle rope. The crowd pops for what they know is next, but can Rey hit it on one leg? Mysterio hobbles before running and rebounding and
goes for the 619 POW!!! STEEL CHAIR!! STEEL CHAIR FROM ALBRIGHT TO MYSTERIO MID-MOVE!!!
Winner via DQ: Rey Mysterio
at (3:23)
Albright has swung a steel chair at Mysterios incoming feet, nailing Mysterios hurt knee yet again in incredibly momentous fashion!
Mysterio goes down on the outside in a heap, clutching his knee in extreme pain. The referee has already asked for the bell, but it doesnt matter these two still have a job to do. Burchill is telling his apprentice good job lookin out, youngblood! in approval. Burchill drags Mysterio back into the ring, while Albright gets the chair and brings it in with him. Burchill grabs hold of Mysterios leg to keep him from going anywhere, telling Albright to finish it off. Alright places the chair down and grabs Mysterio himself, getting him from behind, and
flips him with the deadly half-nelson suplex WITH REYS KNEE LANDING RIGHT ON THE STEEL CHAIR.
Once again, Reys knee is destroyed and hes in excruciating pain. Burchill and Albright look at their handiwork before walking away.
Wow. I might have to hire these boys tclean out the employees I wanna fire.
Joey Styles
And of course, leave it to JBL to condone this kind of activity.
Hey, what they jus did was hold up their end of a bargain. I am condoning bein truthful an earnin your money. That and the fact that their product is of great quality. I didnt say it was right or wrong, I just said it was good.
Joey Styles
So good, infact, Rey Mysterio might not be able to walk again, let alone make it to next week for the Dynasty Championship.
Well, Rey Mysterio shouldve thought ahead like Muhammad Hassan did.
Joey Styles
Youre one piece of work, you know that?
I make money off other peoples pieces of work, Joey.
Joey Styles
Well despite what just happened, the fact of the matter is Rey Mysterio Jr. has indeed the win he needs to advance to next week to face Muhammad Hassan for the AOW Dynasty Championship. The question is how will Rey Mysterio fare next week with only one leg?
No disrespect to Rey, but his chances look about as good as CM Punks.
Joey Styles
CM Punk isnt in the tournament anymore, John.
My point exactly.
Joey Styles
Well ladies and gents, coming up later tonight, a huge six-man tag team main event opponents next week in Shawn Michaels and Rob Van Dam team up with Bobby Lashley to take on Christian Cage, Chris Jericho, and that mammoth of a man, Paul Wright. And joining us for that main event match will be none other than the man in command himself, Paul Heyman! Keep here on AOW!
**Video Package**
Were back in the grungy Mexican locker room, picking up where we left off, however this time, no narrator. All we do is see
Aero Star
, fully clad in lucha gear dart towards a door. He then appears center ring, a blue spotlight targeted on him.
In the background we can hear triumphant mariachi trumpets going off with everything Star does, as a man in shadows approaches him
only to get hurricanranaed
We then flash to a man standing outside the ring, with Aero Star leaping through the middle ropes with the
torpedo suicide
, a head-first suicide missile
It then flashes to him rebound off ropes, spinning around and around and around and around the body of another man before nailing a luchafied Russian leg sweep
Flash to two more men outside the ring, as Aero Star
springboards off the top rope and free falls, back first
, onto both men
One final flash sees one man flat on his back on the canvas with Aero Star on the top rope, where we see him nail an
Imploding Shooting Star Press
, basically a backwards facing 450 Splash.
As we come to a close on the package, Aero Star is standing center ring, giving us a salute
{Aero Star is without limits}
As we return from the break, were back in the Green Zone
The Miz
Im Mike The Miz Mizinan here with my guest at this time, my best friend in the whole wide world, Bobby Lashley!
~Lashley is greeted to the screen with a mixed reaction
Have we even met before, Miz?
The Miz
Oh yeah we have! That one time in Long Island, those guys were all over you, but I had your back, man!
There was no time in Long Island. There was nobody on me. And Id remember if a guy who looks as goofy as you backed me up.
~Crowd gets a good laugh out of that one
The Miz
Fine. Well as long as youre here, what are your thoughts, if any, about finally getting the chance to face Christian at AOWs first ever Supershow next week?
Christian has done nothing but badger me, hound me, and make me seem like a bad guy from the moment I stepped into AOW. But Christian needs to get over himself and realize that Im not here for guys like him. Im here for guys like
~The camera shifts a bit to see who said that last statement who is of course none other than Chris Jericho once again, but this time, hes brought backup in the form of Paul The Great Wright.
Im sorry, Lashley. I dont believe weve ever been properly introduced. My name is Chris Jericho, and I am your AOW World Heavyweight Champion. This is Paul Wright and he is the biggest thing to ever hit the professional wrestling ring.
I know who you both are, Jericho. What do you want with me?
Im here to tell you to broaden your mind, young Lashley. These people have done nothing but antagonize you since you step foot into this company, yes? As a matter of fact, you know, Paul Heyman didnt even want to sign you. So not only did these people not welcome you, but the very foundation of this company wanted you far, far away from it.
whatre you gettin at?
Dont be so quick to write off what Christian says, Lash. He doesnt think the way he does about you because hes defiant and ignorant. He says it because theres really no other way for you to think. And Bobby I think you trying to get the approval of all these people is whats gonna hold you back.
~Lashley stares at Jericho, silent, listening to the words of the madman
Let loose. Broaden your mind. Let them hate you. It would be a tragedy to see your talent wasted on things like pleasing these hypocrites.
~Jericho walks off, leaving Lashley to wallow in his words
~Back at ringside
goes off for the first time, as
The Warrior Low Ki
makes his way through the blood-red curtain and on down the ramp. Low Kis getting a decent reaction due to his indy reputation, but its not a very widespread reaction. Theres no flash and no nonsense to the small but powerful Ki, just a presence of impeding violence exactly that of a warrior.
plays following this, as
Elix Skipper
comes on down to meet his warrior opponent. Skipper makes it on down with minimal reaction himself. Primetime slips between the ropes and gets ready for his debut in an AOW ring in this cruiserweight duel.
Low Ki
Elix Skipper
Ki and Skipper circle each other several times, roaming all the way around, circling a good four or five times before anyone makes a move. Its Skipper who finally does, who jolts forward with a hard knee to Kis midsection. He follows it up with another hard knee before whipping Ki across the ring. On the rebound, Ki hits Skipper with a shoulder block, causing Primetime to fall. Ki then whips off some nearby ropes and darts over Elix, as Skipper gets to his feet, awaiting this rebound. This time, Skipper greets Ki with a lightning quick arm drag. Ki gets to his feet quickly, however, meeting Skipper with a
knife-edge CHOP(Wooooooo!)
that sends Elix back a few steps. Low Ki uses this to leap with a
kickboxing-like knee to Skippers chin
. Skipper drops to on knee, consciousness obviously fading. Ki rebounds off the ropes behind him and feints a shining wizard, only for it to become a
roundhouse to the side of Skippers skull
. Skipper falls 1 2 3-NO!! Not done yet!!
Ki doesnt cry over spilled milk, bringing Skipper back to his feet quickly, but Skipper fights back with a
high spinning crescent kick
that surprises Ki, sending him down. Skipper his a tad surprised himself, as he reaches on over and grabs Ki to cover 1 2 NO!! The Warriors still got fight in him. Skippers still trying to gather himself, still feeling those blows to the head. He brings Ki to his feet only to
snap suplex
him back down. He covers Ki again but Ki immediately throws his feet up without getting a count. Primetime notices that this will be no easy endeavor, as he whips Ki away to the other side of the ring into the corner, hard, forcing him to meet Skipper halfway, who
executes a flawless belly-to-belly suplex throw over his head
. Another cover 1 2 3-NO!!! Theres much more fight in Low Ki!
Skipper forces Ki to get to his feet now, again placing him in a corner before knocking Kis bald head with several blows. He takes several steps back, going as far back as the opposite corner. Skipper charges across the ring Low Ki leapfrogs and holds onto the top rope to dodge Skippers shoulder rams into the iron post! Before he can leave the corner in pain, Ki drops himself from his perch on the ropes and
flips over for a sunset flip
! The quick counter 1 2 3-NO!!! Skipper rolls out! As he does so, he grips his shoulder in pain, but doesnt learn much from his lesson, and charges blindly at Ki again. Ki shows more athleticism with a clean leap and a
nasty hurricanrana
that sends Skippers face smashing into the corner. Skipper turns himself around, only to see Ki
bouncing towards him with the cartwheel leaping kick to the face dubbed the Tidal Crush!! Wow!!
The crowd is very impressed with that, but Skipper isnt, his face having gotten crunched twice in a span of thirty seconds.
Skipper doesnt stay down, however, as he goes to a kneeling position, holding his potentially broken nose. Sylvestry sees this as yet another chance to let his feet fly,
popping two stiff kicks off the chest of Skipper before unleashing yet another roundhouse to Skippers face!
Elix goes down hard again 1 2 -NO!!! Not yet! Skipper still has life! The hard striker in Ki shows his submission prowess now, catching him in the
Bite of the Dragon
, the inverted facelock with bodyscissors. The facelock goes right over the bridge of Skippers potentially broken nose, adding much insult to injury. This stays locked in for several seconds before Skipper has any time to react. He finally is able to unhook the bodyscissors and fight his way out of the grip, still holding onto a leg. Both men get to their feet with Skipper still holding that leg. Ki hops for a while before attempting an enzeguiri, but the older Skippers seen this movie before, ducking under the blow and forcing Ki to land on his stomach. Elix is still holding the leg and grabs the other, setting them beside his torso before
nailing flowing wheelbarrow suplex!
Skipper for another chance 1 2 3-NO!!! Theres still more to go!
Skippers in control now, taking Ki and whipping him back into a corner before
splashing him immediately afterward
. As Ki groggily steps out of the corner, Skipper takes Ki in double underhooks before
nailing a butterfly suplex
, planting Ki on his back. Before he covers or thinks about anything else, Skipper goes through the ropes to the apron, before
leaping with a slingshot leg drop
, nailing Ki right on his neck. The cover this time 1 2 3-NO!!! Were still back and forth!
Skipper doesnt know what else to do to put the pint-sized Warrior away, but as he brings Ki to his feet once again, Ki uses those feet to his advantage once again, delivering a stiff kick to Elix midsection. This allows Ki to hoist himself onto the top rope, waiting for Skipper to drift into his arms. He does, but Skipper fights it off, delivering hard blows to Kis own midsection before joining him on the top rope. Skipper gets Ki set up, looking for the superplex, but Ki fights out of it, prompting Ki to fall off the top, but his catlike reflexes allow him to land on his feet. Ki isnt taken much aback, as he gives Skipper
one final kick to the head from his elevated perch
, finally dropping the Primetime one like a stone. With Ki still on the top rope, he fixates himself before leaping
The double foot stomp looks to spell the end for Skipper 1 2 3 !!
Winner: Low Ki
at (9:21)
As Low Ki gets himself to his feet, and on up the ramp, getting a much larger pop now, he nods towards the ring, where Elix Skipper is recovering. However, he nods right back, perhaps a small show of respect between two extremely gifted athletes.
Joey Styles
And a little bit of respect shown between these two men here in their AOW debuts, both of these cruiserweights very, very impressive.
Lookin at Elix Skippers face gettin hit with all those kicks made my nose bleed! I tell ya, that guy is gonna be fun to watch.
Joey Styles
Is John Bradshaw Layfield loosening up? I kinda like the new JBL then.
Dont go doodling my name on your binder, Joey. All I said was Low Ki was fun to watch.
Joey Styles
Regardless, both of those men better hurry up and find partners tonight or sometime within the next week if either one of them wants a shot at the AOW Cruiserweight Championship next week!
Thats right, weve already seen Bryan Danielson, Matt Sydal, Paul London, and Brian Kendrick all confirm that theyll be a part of this match. Thats already excitin!
Joey Styles
Lets not forget partner, that Gregory Helms also said hed force his way into the match in some way, shape or form. But talk about force, this match is gonna be something out of this world in terms of brute force.
Absolutely Samoa Joe and fightin Finlay lock horns in a War Rules match! Now, theres nothin from stoppin these two war machines from goin all over the arena like they love doin!
Joey Styles
Or all over the state of New York, for that matter, partner!
Hey, as long as they stay away from my mansion an my ranch, we wont have any problems.
Joey Styles
Youd better hope so, John. Weve seen what those men can do with walls and balconies.
But big money doesnt just get you ranches and mansions, folks, it can also buy you championships.
Joey Styles
And Muhammad Hassan may have done just that Rey Mysterio Jr. says that he will be able to compete next week, despite the absolutely horrendous beating he took earlier tonight at the hands of Paul Burchill and Brent Albright, men who keep referring to themselves as mercenaries.
Callem what you want, I call them a good investment. Reminds me of the good ol days in the APA.
Joey Styles
Well John, you and your buddy Ron Simmons spent your money on beer. These guys spend their dough on looking nice but fighting ugly.
That does not change the fact that Muhammad Hassan is goin into next weeks Supershow with the title pretty much already on his mantle when he faces Rey Mysterio. Reys a one-trick pony, and now hes only got one leg to do his tricks on.
Joey Styles
But many of these men might not have the animosity between them that Bobby Lashley and Christian Cage have, do they John?
Joe and Finlay may be tryin to even a score and are both intense, but these two men want at each other on a personal level. Since day one of AOW, Christian says hes wanted Lashley out on his ass from his company.
Joey Styles
And with what we saw earlier, Christian may not be as alone as he thinks he is, but now its time for Christian to put up or shut up. Hes been running his mouth for weeks now, and now hes finally got a chance to show the world that Bobby Lashley indeed might not belong here come next week.
Lets not forget who both those guys were talkin to.
Joey Styles
Of course not our main event for next weeks Supershow is an absolutely huge one!
Mick Foley may be some kind of bonehead and Paul Heyman might just be plain stupid, but this one is what we all wanna see!
Joey Styles
AOW World Champion Chris Jericho defends his title against the two men he and the monster behind the mastermind assaulted The Heart of ECW, Rob Van Dam, and the one and only Heart Break Kid, Shawn Michaels! And as we saw earlier, RVD and HBK arent really on the same page, both men showing theres no respect between either one of them!
It aint about respect though, Joey. Its about the AOW Championship. Its not about evenin the score between them an Chris Jericho, its about gettin the chance to say that they are the best professional wrestler on the face of the planet.
Joey Styles
And those men all lock horns next week on a very special edition of Wednesday Night Oblivion, a two-hour Supershow spectacular!! But you dont have to wait til next week to get in on the action!
OOooooh no you dont. Weve got it all righ now.
Joey Styles
On the other side of the break, Rob Van Dam, Shawn Michaels, and Bobby Lashley all team up to face Chris Jericho, Paul Wright, and Christian Cage. And when that happens, me and JBL will be accompanied on commentary by none other than the owner of the war zone himself, Paul Heyman! Dont go anywhere!
Upon returning from the break, were greeted to an area in the locker room where we catch a glimpse of
Jack Evans
. Hes not alone, evidently showing off his rap skills to
Super Crazy & Psicosis
, known collectively as
the Mexicools
Jack Evans
Its the crazy dudes, the Mexicools
Moves beautiful, but yo faces look like Mexican mules
I see you laughin at my jokes now
We got the same ring style
But we gotta watch our step when we fly
Its Psicosis, hes the loony old man
But he aint half as crazy as his super best friend
Super Crazys the crazy luchador
Loco all day, night, and more
Like sippin Jose Cuervo off the Ballroom floor!
~The Mexicools arent offended in the least during this, laughing their assess off the whole time at Evans ripping on them. Apparently, the whole thing is a jest between friends
Eh, Jack E man, you better see if you can find yourself a partner, man.
Super Crazy
. A guy like you needs to be in that match, man. Were rootin for you, but if we meet you in the ring, esse, youre goin down!
Jack Evans
Like Jose Cuervo, right Crazy?
~The gang has one last laugh before Evans fist bumps with the Mexicools before they leave the scene. Evans sees someone else in the view of the camera, to who he roams over to with the camera following him. As the other body comes into view, we see that it is in fact a match-fresh Low Ki.
Jack Evans
Yo, its Low Ki! Youre lookin pretty good out there.
~Low Ki simply stares at Evans like hes a fly on the wall
Jack Evans
Good to get that debut match out of the way, right?
~Again, Ki doesnt even acknowledge the existence of Evans
Jack Evans
Listen, man, I dont know if you had a partner for next week, but uh I need to find my way into that match to. Whaddya say we show this division up?
~Low Ki is still busy untaping his wrist, continually ignoring Jack E
Jack Evans
Look, I can even spit a lyc about you. Check it
Low Ki, low seed
With me
Youll never be
If I break dance, you stompem out
You kick their face, Ill flipem out
They think theyre cool, well rollem up
So as a team, well showem up
Well be a back-to-back
High-flyin attack
Well steal so much show, theyll call us Low Jack!
~The Hammerstein is thoroughly impressed with that one, Evans even giving the potential team a name. Low Ki finally acknowledges that Evans is an actual human being and is there, gives him a very impressed nod before shaking his hand. Ki walks off leaving Evans to do a little dance to himself. Looks like Low Jack is headed to next weeks show
~Back at ringside
As we switch gears, already making his way down the ramp and into the ring is
Paul Heyman
, shaking hands with a few lucky front row folks before taking his place at the announce table and putting on a headset.
Good evening, gentlemen!
Joey Styles
If it isnt Paul E. Dangerously himself! What an honor it is to have you here, Chairman!
Speak for yourself, Joey. Lemme ask you somethin Paul is there anything you could possibly do make this company get off a worse start than its had? Wait, we want a short answer. Is there anything righ now that you think would be a good idea?
Well, JBL, I could fire you for one. That sounds like a start, right Joey?
Joey Styles
No complaints from me, Boss!
Oh please. Gettin rid of me is the worst of the worst decisions you could make! I am a Commentary God!
Lets focus on the task at hand here, fellas.
lets loose across the sound system, as
Christian Cage
comes on down the ramp looking for his peeps. There arent many due to Christians behavior of late, and he realizes that, dropping the hand from his forehead and walking very stoically to the ring.
plays across the threshold now, as
AOW World Champion Chris Jericho
coming on down with his weapon of mass destruction,
Paul The Great Wright
. This is both Christian and Wrights in ring debut tonight, but neither man seem daunted. Cage looks at Jericho with a smirk, looking at who may be his only friend. Time will tell if its better to have a locker room full of enemies than friends like Chris Jericho. Wright, on the other hand, walks all the way to the other side of the ring to staredown Heyman at the announce table before climbing into the ring.
plays now, as
Bobby Lashley
gets a very intense mixed reaction, more favoring the boos tonight. As Lashley comes on down, he locks gazes with Chris Jericho for a split second, getting a smirk of confidence from the master planner, Jericho. Lashleys gaze is indifferent as he awaits at the base of the ramp for his folk.
plays now, as
Rob Van Dam
comes down to greet his partner at the base of the ramp. He gives Lashley a handshake, being the only tag team partner he has tonight that he actually respects. He takes another step towards the man he faces come next week in Jericho, but he also gazes towards the guy who took him out in Wright.
lets loose now, with
Shawn Michaels
emphatically making his way to the ring, pumped up as ever. He runs in circles on the entrance stage, but with each step he takes down the ramp, he loses his enthusiasm and gets more stoic, having to stare down with Rob Van Dam. The two meet at the base of the ramp with another intense shared gaze, with Lashley having to tell both men that the match is about to start.
Shawn Michaels, Rob Van Dam, & Bobby Lashley v. AOW World Champion Chris Jericho, Paul Wright, & Christian Cage
As the match kicks underway, both Van Dam and Michaels step into the ring as Jericho declares hes staring things off for this team. So immediately at the start of the bell, all three men are in the ring at the same time. Jericho relaxes and smiles looking at his opponents, as they start quarreling verbally from the get go. The two bicker back and forth about who will start the contest, before Bobby Lashley steps between both veterans and says that hell step in if they cant decide. With that late changing roster move, Jericho no longer wishes to start for himself, instead, instructing Wright to go in for him. When all the dust settles, Lashley is standing center of the ring looking up at the only guy on the roster bigger than he is Paul Wright.
We kick off with two genuine powerhouses staring each other down before Lashley begins to start throwing blows, knocking the big man back a few paces and showing that he may, in fact, be mortal. However, when Lashley gets him leaning on the ropes and tries to whip him across, Wright pulls Lashley in and
decapitates him with a clothesline
with some body behind it! In Wrights corner, Jericho is obviously going over strategy with Christian, perhaps looking at Lashleys weaknesses if he shows any tonight. Its Wrights turn to now see what he can do with Lashley and show of some ring skills, picking Lashley up by his cue ball with his bare hand. He then delivers that bowling ball sized fist right to Lashleys gut, forcing the godly body of Lashley to fold over. He then takes his gargantuan head and bashes it against Lashleys for a headbutt, causing Lashley to completely fall over. With that, Christian is asking Wright to tag him in. Wright looks at Jericho for a response, with Jericho saying yes, he can tag Christian in, which he does. As soon as that happens, Christian busts into the ring and covers Lashley 1 2 .NO!! Lashley wont go down easy!
Christian gets a little big for his britches when he attempts what Show tried a few minutes ago by trying to bring Lashley to his feet with one hand, which doesnt work so well. So instead, Christian just grabs Lashleys whole head with both hands and brings him to his feet, but Lashley bursts forth with the power we know he possesses by
deadlifting Christian, running with him, and throwing him into a corner
. Lashley then starts throwing hard right after hard right to the man whos not his biggest fan. This causes Christian to cower, but Lashley uses this to whip Christian across the ring into another corner. He rushes towards Christian, but Cage darts out of the way and sits on the middle ropes before swinging back with the
pendulum kick
. Cage, planning on outsmarting Lashley sends Lash reeling and Christian to the top rope. Cage leaps
but Lashley catches him in a body grapple and now a belly-to-belly suplex!! Wow!!!
Lashley with a unique counter to his rival and now a cover 1 2 NO!! Life for Christian!
Lashley reaches over to pull Christian up, but Christian delivers an elbow while on his back to Lashleys head, forcing him away and allowing Christian to scurry into his corner and finally tag in Chris Jericho. Jericho, now no longer afraid of Lashley, now has a confident smirk as he steps in. He and Lashley have a brief staredown, Jericho still smirking. He knows that no matter whos in the ring against him, hes in all of their heads. Lashley eventually smirks back, but only to tag in Shawn Michaels. Jerichos smirk goes away quite quickly, now knowing hes ready for battle.
Michaels bursts into the ring, although Lashley draws some ire for not tagging in Van Dam instead. With Michaels now in, Jericho tries to hit him with a hard right, but Michaels catches it before delivering a hard right of his own, followed by another and another, forcing Jericho against some ropes, before whipping him across the ring and catching him in a
back body drop
afterward, getting the crowd firmly in his corner. Michaels is charged up and ready for more, but Jericho doesnt give him the chance and flops into his corner, again tagging in Wright.
Its Michaels time to face Wright now, but hes not nearly as daunted as he was the first time he saw him. Wright, however, is just as undaunted. Wright tries to immediately smash Michaels across the head, but Michaels darts out of the way, rebounding off some ropes. On the rebound, Michaels dodges another clothesline attempt, again rebounding, and hits The Great one with the
flying forearm Wright doesnt budge an inch
. Michaels sees that, and tries to rebound again, but this time around, Wright
catches him in a wicked flowing sidewalk slam!!
All the body weight of Wright presses on top of Michaels immediately following 1 2 3-NO!!! Michaels wont go down on one move, no matter how massive.
Now its Wrights turn to show what he can do to toy with Michaels. He grabs a fistful of HBKs hair and brings him to his feet and
slaps his hand across Michaels throat
. HBK knows whats coming, kicking Wright in the tender legs, forcing his grip to let go, but HBK tries a tall order in trying to it appears DDT Wright but Wright stands upright, putting Michaels in an elevated position on the big mans shoulders
Michaels gets driven into the canvas with the 400 pound force on top of him! Another cover - 1 2 3-NO!!! The Ironman that is Shawn Michaels will not go down and continue to take a beating! Once this happens, its Christian again who begs for his hand in, which Wright must again consult Jericho for. Once affirmed Christian storms in and tries to pick on the leftovers once more.
Christian stomps on Michaels spine a few times before dragging him to his feet to execute a falling back drop and attempting another cover 1 2 NO!! Michaels rolls the shoulder! Christian, getting a tad frustrated, stomps again on the shattered spine before lifting Michaels and starts to
twist Michaels into position for the Unprettier
but Michaels stops it halfway and delivers a hard elbow to Christians side, still contorted, however, before getting loose and grabbing Christian from aside, with a
gutwrench suplex!
That prompts the crowd to get back on the side of the good guys, with Michaels trying to crawl, bad back and all, towards his corner. Christian takes the unexpected flip for his team, but hes trying to get to his corner as well. Both men are trying to crawl across the ring to their corners, with Christian reaching first and getting the tag in to Jericho, but as he does, Michaels swallows his pride, leaps forward, and gets the white-hot tag to Rob Van Dam
RVD comes in and sets the house a-fire, clotheslining Jericho once, twice, three times to up the tempo before trying to kick Jericho in the jaw, but its caught, only for RVD to swing it into a
dragon whip
!! Jericho falls face-first into the canvas, with Van Dam rushing all the way across the ring now to dropkick Wrights legs from off the apron, setting the big man down off the apron and in front of the announce table. He then takes a quick chance to deliver a shot to Christian, forcing him down. Van Dam just takes a ganger at the downed Jericho before rebounding off some ropes and
nailing him with the Rolling Thunder!!
The crowd is all over Van Dam if they werent already now, covering the man hell face in a weeks time 1 2 NO!!! Jericho doesnt go down!!
As we take a look outside the ring, Christian is back on the apron, but Wright hasnt set foot back there. Hes just standing over the announce table staring into the by now terror filled eyes of Paul Heyman. Van Dam tries not to waste so much time on the failed fall attempt, but as he grabs Jerichos head to maybe try something else, Jericho surprise him and everyone else in attendance with a
double-knee facebreaker
that we know as the Code Breaker, but as of yet in AOW, has no name. Van Dam goes sprawling, but Jericho takes a moment or two to recover enough to cover Van Dam - 1 2 3-NO!!!! Van Dam is able to kick out of the new move! Jericho spends several seconds arguing with the referee that that was indeed three. Jericho slaps the mat three times to show the referee what a three count is in frustration.
The look on Jerichos face is one hes oft worn in AOW the look of pick up your toys and go home. Jericho rushes over to the apron and tags in Cage forcefully with a slap to the chest, only for Jericho to climb through the ropes, go by the timekeeper, grabs his title, then join Wright overlooking the announce table.
This is a corrupt corporation youre runnin, Heyman!! If you dont fix it, I WILL!!!
Jericho motions for Wright to come with him and take his monsters focus off Heyman and go up the ramp with he and his title. The look on Christians face during all this is one of what the hell, mouth agape, arms open, and eyes angry. Jericho doesnt even bother to look back at the man he swore was not alone, taking his mammoth with him. As those two go up the ramp, Cage is staring Jericho down going up the ramp while in the ring. As Christian shakes his head in disbelief, he turns his head only to lose it thanks to some
It hits Christian so hard, hes still standing straight up, the look on his face that of a hypnotized, and dazed man. Bobby Lashley quickly follows up on this with a
Something tells us Lashleys been wanting to do that for about a month, as he gets up with an aggressive look on his face. The crowd now turns their attention towards Rob Van Dam, whos now on the top rope
The super froggy move gets one of the #1 Contender the emphatic cover, crowd counting with 1 .2 3 .!!!!
Winners: Shawn Michaels, Rob Van Dam, & Bobby Lashley
at (11:32)
Joey Styles
They did it!! They did it!!! Rob Van Dam and Shawn Michaels may not have been on the same page, but with a little help from Bobby Lashley, they pull through!
I was almost certain theyd tear each other apart, but Van Dam and company gettin a huge win goin into next week.
Huge indeed!
One look in and around the ring reveals that the victors have finished raising each others hands, with Lashley having rolled out of the ring, as Jericho and Wright are standing on the entrance ramp looking at the havoc theyve caused. Van Dam is on the top rope, arms in the air and celebrating with his fan faithfuls before dropping off
Michaels makes good on his promise from the top of his show on the want of doing that and he fulfills it. The crowd deflates to a mixed reaction, staring down at Van Dam very coldly before his gaze travels up the ramp to meet that of Jericho. The final image we get before the Supershow is that of Van Dam decapitated, his executioner standing over him, and their joint enemy standing far, far away on his mountain, watching the tigers fight for his gold.
Black .
September 26th
*Special 2-hour Supershow*
Final Card
~AOW Cruiserweight Championship~
*Tag Team Turning Point Match*
The Hooliganz v. The Mexicools v. Bryan Danielson & Matt Sydal v. Jack Evans & Low Ki
*More teams
~AOW Dynasty Championship~
*Tournament Finals*
Muhammad Hassan v. Rey Mysterio Jr.
~Grudge Match~
Bobby Lashley v. Christian Cage
*War Rules Match*
Samoa Joe v. Finlay
~AOW World Heavyweight Championship~
Chris Jericho(c) w/Paul The Great Wright v. Rob Van Dam v. Shawn Michaels
If anyone wants to leave any preditions on the Supercard DON'T POST THEM JUST YET. I plan on posting an official preview and all that for it. Hope this edition was a tad better than last week.
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Problems with off campus telephone service
We are having problems with telephone service to off campus. Both outgoing and incoming off campus calls are getting a busy signal. Our telecom department is working to solve the problem.
Problems with myfiles, Upkeep and Ellucidate
We are having issues with myfiles, and unrelated issues with Upkeep and Ellucidate. We are working on these and hope to have them solved soon.
Delays of messages to Mailman lists and email alias addresses
This is a problem with our spamfilter and mail server which we have been working with Barracuda Networks to solve.
Friday, March 28 early morning outage in Library
From 1:00 to 5:00 AM power will be out in Library. From 1:00 to 2:00 AM some server services will not be available.
Google Mail is down
There is a problem with Westmont Google Mail. We are investigating.
Contribute login problems due to WebDAV issues
We are working on it.