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Like many people from the Lowcountry, I read and contribute to the letters section of this paper. Today was no different. One writer thanked the designers for their vision and completion of Highway 17 North and Johnny Dodds Boulevard while another writer talked about the proposed "superstreet" that will be implemented some 25 miles to the South on Highway 17 at Main Road.
For almost 25 years, I have traveled past the Main Road and Highway 17 intersection. As Kiawah expanded and Johns Island became south Charleston's bedroom community, this intersection has gone from busy to an accident waiting to happen every time the traffic light changes.
My wife and I like to count the number of cars the turn signal lets go through before the full green signal is given. It's somewhere around 25 cars each cycle.
The comments of a Feb. 14 letter on the "superstreet" were: The superstreet design would only cost a "few million to build" and it would be completed in 2014 while the "cloverleaf" as described would cost "multiple millions of dollars" and take 10 years. Surely not, but it's Charleston you know.
Last Sunday, my wife and I had lunch in Mount Pleasant. While there, we traveled down Johnny Dodds Boulevard. As the writer said, it's very nice and the "overpass" is the icing on a very solid road project.
My question is very simple: Where are the leaders in South Charleston, and why are they (we) willing to settle for a second-class fix to the Main Road intersection, one of the most important intersections in the Lowcountry?
Flyovers should be built for the north-south traffic and, like in Mount Pleasant, side roads should be constructed to get traffic to and from Johns, Kiawah and Seabrook islands.
I hate to play this card, but maybe our community just isn't affluent enough to deserve a flyover like Mount Pleasant, or we don't have the pizazz or influence of a Mayor like Billy Swails or the political clout of East of Cooper.
We're just Hollywood, Ravenel and Meggett, and we've got no clout. So the brains at the Highway Department have decided this is what they are going to give us.
Imagine this: You're coming from Johns Island and you need to get a prescription filled. You must turn right onto Highway 17, go 500 yards north and blend into the traffic flow. Then you do a U-turn on Highway 17, blend back into traffic and go 1,000 yards heading south. Then do another U-turn and blend back into traffic heading North then go another 500 yards back to the Main Road intersection so you can pull into the only drug store for miles.
If I were Walgreens or any of the businesses at that intersection, I'd lawyer up, because this "superstreet" idea just may put them out of business.
On the bright side, we may get another EMS station.
We're going to need ambulances close by.
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At a recent symposium of the International Coral Reef Society Symposium in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida it was announced to a group of 3000 attendees that Suzie Arnold, a Ph.D. candidate in Marine Biology, received one of their Graduate Fellowships. This a highly competitve award where Suzie was one of 6 to receive from a global pool of applicants. Kudos to Suzie!


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The journal also has obvious connections with the recent resurgence of interest in the importance of 'everyday' life as a social category and with interactions between place, identity and felt values.
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Let's decode this a little: Tom Lehrer is an American singer-songwriter and mathematician who famously set the names of the chemical elements to the tune of music written by Arthur Sullivan in the song, "The Elements," which is the original. The guy in the above video, Richard Hemming, is a Masters of Wine student. Only 288 people in the world currently hold the title "Master of Wine," which is awarded by Britain's Institute of Masters of Wine to those who pass an extremely rigorous series of exams–oral, written, and practical. Jancis Robinson, who receives a shout out at 1:21, is one of the world's leading wine critics and author of The Oxford Companion to Wine. Hemming writes for her website.
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William Shakespeare was baptized 450 years ago today. We don't know his exact day of birth, but close enough for a birthday, right?
Much has happened to Will in those 450 years - but he's Digital Will now, a new Will in the world, permanently viral. Shakespeare is more than a writer now - he's a network. A community.
To be sure, the main thing is his work: the poems and plays, the larger-than-life, all-soul women, men, kings, queens, star-crossed lovers, shepherds, merchants, and buffoons he put onstage, the poetry they speak, the ecstasies and extinctions they face, the human achievement at the heart of the miracle.


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I'd like to talk about a subject that will bring a smile to the face of any teal-blooded, tried & true male Jaguars fan. Of course, I'm talking about the Jacksonville Jaguars cheerleaders. The ROAR has been around since 1995 when the team was first awarded to Jacksonville. Every year new women try out for the ROAR roster & every year they get hotter & hotter. They travel the world to make appearances every where from local high school to USO functions in support of all our great men & women of the armed forces. They also have a very highly anticipated annual swimsuit calendar. Talk about making us roar. Every male Jags fan probally has a favorite ROAR girl……I know I do.
Wether it's a bodacious blonde, a bombshell brunette or a ravishing redhead…..the ROAR has you covered. Lots of nationalities & lots of great looking legs( and other parts too). I know that the players are the main attraction on gameday, but when things aren't going so right for the boys in teal, it's nice to have to have something else to watch. And let me tell you, we all love to watch. there's just something about those pom-poms, flinging hair & tight little short-shorts that makes us forget all about the game for a few monents. I know I'm not the only one who's been watching TV and been upset about the Jaguars losing a game only to have the camera focus on the ROAR girls before going to or coming back from a commercial break. suddenly I'm in a trace, I've got major tunnel vision & for the life of me I can't remember what I was upset about.
Thank you to all those lovely, talented ladies on the ROAR for making my memory loss so memorable. I know it takes alot to learn all those choriographed moves & on behalf of all Jaguar guys out there I want you to know how much you're appreciated. And it's not limited to just the ROAR girls anymore either. Beautiful women around the world wearing a Jaguars jersey or t-shirt can now make our hearts skip a beat. Have you seen playboy playmate Jaime Edmondson's photos in all skimpy gear representing all 32 NFL teams? All I can say is WOW. If all the NFL cheerleaders looked like that the TV ratings for the NFL would be not just thru-the-roof, but out of this world (I'm talking about orbiting the moon people) and we wouldn't even be ewatching the games.
They say that sex sells & boy o' boy does it. I would buy that Jaguars t-shirt for my woman in an instant. I used to be a cowboys fan when I was little & now I wonder if it was the players or the cheerleaders in those mind-blowing uniforms that had such a effect on my hormone driven teenage mind. Now I want to hear from all of you. Which team has the hottest (I mean most talented) cheerleaders? If I don't get some comments from our readers about this…then there's something wrong with you guys (and girls).


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I am facing an issue with generating a SVG output file and a related map file with the following dot file:
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I guess there may be a relation between pt and px, but what is it ? And if so, Could I configure the command to get the same coordinates referential ?
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To address your question directly, pt (point) is a fixed unit, about 1/72 of an inch. This is the default unit in Graphviz and is used in SVG output. The px (pixel) unit is the size of a pixel and is thus display-dependent. For things like cmap output, Graphviz has to translate from points to pixels. It uses the dpi (pixels per inch) parameter, which by default is 96, but you can set it as you like. The margin and pad parameters can also cause a translation, though by default these are the same for cmap and SVG. To complicate things further, SVG output may well use the scale or translate attributes, so any coordinates you see need to be transformed by these.
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It is cool to see our team the Spurs have the best record in the NBA as we speak. However, there are many games that the spurs had to come from behind to get the wins.
For example:
Against the Rockets, the Spurs came back and rallied from 10, I believe at one point. Spurs came back behind a surging Manu Ginobili.
Today's early game against the Hornets, the Spurs rallied from 21 at one point, came back and beat the Hornets.
When the Spurs played the Suns at Phoenix a while back the Spurs came back from behind a surging Richard Jefferson's 3's.
When the spurs played the Thunder at Oklahoma City. The first half was horrendous and we were saved by Bonner's 7 3's.
When the Spurs played the Timberwolves it looked like the Spurs were out of it but came back thanks to Bonner, once again.
The Chicago Bulls gave the Spurs a scare at home when we saw Rose and Noah beat the Spurs by double digits then Parker came to the rescue, eventually.
The losses were to the Mavericks and Hornets, conference rivals at home. And the convincing wins were against the Clippers (twice), Jazz, 76ers, Magic, Bobcats, Pacers, and the Cavaliers were great and all. Although the comeback victories concern me because the Spurs can't be doing this come back stuff in the playoffs.
But for now we will take the win anyway we can.
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When compiling in emacs in linux i can not run the .exe in windows, though i can in Linux.
How do i compile a .c program to run in Windows?
And likewise when compiling in Dev-C and trying to run the .exe in Linux it doesn't work.
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The source code is portable, not the resulting executable.
You copy your .c file to your Linux box, and use gcc to compile it.
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Did JMM move up all the way from 126 to 147 just because of Pacman?
I honestly still think that Dinamita can fight at 126, I think he can make the weight no problem. It's just funny that Manny moved from 126 to 130, then JMM followed him. He moved up to 135, JMM did the same and so on and so forth and while I always thought that Pacman carried the weight great (mostly because of his big legs) I never thought that JMM looked good past 130 pounds. Even now when people say he's all muscle, I see a little bit of shoulders, traps and his arms are a little bigger, but his torso has gotten huge. Forget about the abs. He had an unproportional stomach even when he was campaigning at 130, always been a little bloated with tiny love handles and what not. His legs are pretty much the same size.
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- 2/3 pound fresh, unpeeled shrimp
- Nonstick cooking spray
- 2 cloves garlic, minced
- 2 14.5-oz. cans no-salt-added whole tomatoes, drained and chopped
- 1 cup chopped green bell pepper
- 1 cup Chablis or other dry white wine
- 1 teaspoon dried whole basil
- 1/4 teaspoon salt
- 2 bay leaves
- 1/2 pound bay scallops
- 3 cups hot cooked linguini (cooked without salt or fat)
- 2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley
Peel and devein shrimp and set aside. Coat a medium nonstick skillet with cooking spray and place over medium heat until hot. Add onions and garlic and saute five minutes or until tender. Add tomatoes and next five ingredients in the list. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat and simmer, uncovered, for 10 minutes. Add shrimp and scallops, cover and simmer for four minutes or until done. Discard bay leaves. Serve over linguini and sprinkle with parsley.
Yield: 4 servings
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Mera naam hai Shabnam
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Kati Patang was a musical blockbuster, in addition to being a box office hit. All its songs went on to become popular and some of them are counted as evergreen hits.
Prem Chopra and Bindu were the villain and the vamp in this movie. Prem Chopra had a memorable dialogue in this movie- "Prem naam hai mera, Prem Chopra". Bindu had an entire cabaret song for herself where she declares- "Mera naam hai Shabnam, pyar se log mujhe Shabbo kahte hain".
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Commenting on the draw, Neil Lennon said: "It could have been kinder, it could have been a whole lot worse. It's a great draw for the fans to look forward to and a glamour tie. What has been pleased me most in this competition has been our home form, but we have looked strong away as well. There is always pressure at this club, but this is one we will look forward to." We'll have more reaction to the draw this morning on dailyrecord.co.uk Thanks very much for joining us for today's live blog and we will be back on Saturday with all the matchday action!
There have been just two previous ties between Celtic and Juventus. The first was in 1981/82, when the Italians just edged the contest in a 2-1 aggregate win. The second was a classic. Celtic lost the opening Champions League group game in Turin 3-2 and were beaten by a very dubious penalty in the closing minutes of the game. Then came an extraordinary ding-dong battle at Celtic Park that Celtic won 4-3 in 2001. Celtic manager Neil Lennon and assistant Johan Mjallby were both in the Celtic team at that time.
And finally, in what is a bit of a damp squib, Porto take on Malaga.
Valencia will take on Paris Saint Germain in the penultimate draw.
And next up are Real Madrid. Ronaldo, Jose and co. will go on to face... Manchester United! What a draw that is!
AC Milan will take on Barcelona in another cracking tie. The Catalans have to be favourites there.
Shakhtar Donetsk play Borussia Dortmund. That'll be one of the ties of the last 16.
Arsenal come out the draw next and will take on FC Bayern Munich. That is not the draw Arsenal would have wanted.
Celtic play Juventus!
Celtic are next out!
First out the draw is... Galatasary. They will play... Schalke.
Runners up are drawn first and then the group winners...
Celtic are of course unseeded today and could face: Paris Saint Germain, Schalke, Malaga, Borussia Dortmund, Juventus, Bayern Munich and Manchester United.
Steve McManaman arrives for the draw today, looking every bit as fresh as he did when he lined up for Liverpool's Spice Boys. The draw is going to start... but it's a false alarm. It's time for one of those slightly awkward pre-draw interviews.
We have a few video montages on the go just now, showing the highlights from the group stages. No surprise that Rod Stewart makes a guest appearance in the midst of them.
Good morning and welcome today's live blog - bringing you all the news from the UEFA Champions League draw! At this moment in time in Nyon the UEFA representatives and a number of former greats will be polishing off their rolls and square sausage, finishing their coffees and preparing for all the pomp and ceremony of the live draw. There is usually a touch of the Eurovisions about these UEFA gigs - they're always all-singing, all-dancing affairs. We can only wonder what lies in store for us today...
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4 Unintentionally Hilarious '90s Instructional Videos
#2. Ebonics: Rappin' With Jesus
There was a lot of controversy in the '90s over whether or not Ebonics was a legitimate language. I know enough about white people to know I don't get an opinion on the subject, but if I ever join an argument against Ebonics, Rappin' with Jesus is how I would win it. It's the New Testament, rewritten for only the downest of young brothers. I found a used copy of it in a thrift store, and its previous owner was the First Presbyterian Church in Ashland, Oregon. That means despite all the dimethicone in my shampoo-conditioner combo, I'm the blackest person who's ever touched it.
Before Rappin' with Jesus, only jive turkeys could understand the Bible. Jesus would be like, "Woe to you, Chorazin! Woe to you, Bethsaida!" And brothers be like, "Damn, from the way you talk, it sure doesn't sound like you oppose gay marriage." Then if I'm not mistaken, sisters be like, "Oh, snap!" That's why P.K. McCary rewrote it, removing any confusion. Behold, my damies, the new mothafuckin' word of God.
The first thing you should know about Rappin' With Jesus is that the author replaced every possible description for men with the word "brother," and the only time it's ever qualified is when one brother is another brother's right-on brother. Biblical scholars, take note: when you are someone's right-on brother, that's the only time you can be sure you're not someone's actual brother. It makes the stories where brothers share the same mother so confusing that they're almost not worth reading. The only lesson you can really take from this book is that God's instruction book on how to get into Heaven is the worst possible place for some idiot author to get all cute with jive talk.
I didn't realize until I read Rappin' with Jesus, but when square people try to talk street, they sound exactly like old timey prospectors. Did they do a DNA test on this author? Because this is exactly what it would sound like if a white kid overdosed on tanning pills, put on a daishiki, and tricked a publisher into letting him rewrite the Bible for African Americans.
Jesus felt for the brother because Jesus knew poor. Brothers on the block be like, "Where'd you get that house burger, Jesus? Your dad God can't afford no MacDonald's?" When they pulled Jesus off the cross, he didn't go to no hospital. He just rubbed Robitussin on his hands, except you know there ain't been no Robitussin in that bottle for years. Brothers just keep adding water and shaking it up when it gets to the bottom! Ladies, I ain't forget you -- women be shoppin'! I can't lie, I'm starting to really like this Bible.
#1. Family Circus: Lyric Language
Did you know there is a series of Family Circus-themed videos to teach children foreign languages? Family Circus! That's like letting Marmaduke teach kids how to unstrap a bra. It's not just stupid -- it's dangerously irresponsible. Let me show you what I mean:
These dipshits haven't gotten a homonym right in 52 years, and you want them teaching your kids language? What if you give them the tape on Chinese? Eighty percent of their words and names mean cock! It will be a blood bath!
These aren't the people to teach your children how to talk. These are the people to teach your children why humans should never fuck pumpkins.
The Family Circus kids have some trouble with idioms and similes too. The entire history of the comic is based around the subtle ways fetal alcohol children will never be like us. Family Circus treats language like uncooked chicken treats a public toilet. You could not pick a worse linguistic mascot.
Luckily, the tapes themselves are collections of live action music videos with no Family Circus involvement. Children sing songs in two languages and Family Circus cartoons only show up between videos to pointlessly have no point. For example, here's how Family Circus introduces a song about jump rope terms:
The jump rope video has nothing to do with Family Circus, but that's not the only reason it's terrific:
The following clip will teach you how to say the days of the week in French. However, due to the inspiration I received from Rappin' with Jesus, I've contemporized the audio track for my right-on brothers. Enjoy.
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Murray county schools are closing, and to protect the community and the staff, Chatsworth-Murray County Library will be closed due to the weather. Story time will be cancelled for today. Join us next week on the 27th!
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Number of university students caught cheating almost doubles in three years
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Universities disciplined 1,169 students for cheating last year a 92% increase on the 608 students caught out in 2008-09.
And over the past three years, a staggering 3,067 students have been found guilty of cheating after being brought before college authorities.
Offences of academic misconduct including plagiarism, bringing mobile phones into exams and using cheat notes have all been uncovered.
The level of cheating by students in Wales was uncovered through a series of Freedom of Information requests submitted to seven Welsh universities
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Soggy fields, sick vegetables and swarming mosquitoes have combined to make this summer a headache for farmers and gardeners.
From canteloupes to cotton, heavy rains and cooler temperatures have dampened prospects for South Carolina's multi-billion dollar agriculture industry.
Canteloupes are smaller and not as sweet, and the harvest is down at least 30 percent, said Mark Arena, a Clemson University extension agent in the tri-county area.
Weather-related crop problems are widespread, officials said.
Stands of cotton are flooded. Fewer acres of soybeans have been planted because of a delayed wheat harvest caused by soppy soils.
"Compared to last year, I would say it's been a bad year, a big headache," said Jonathan Croft, a Clemson extension agent in Berkeley, Dorchester and Orangeburg counties.
Agriculture is an $18 billion industry in the Palmetto State.
"It's a major economic driver," said Aaron Wood, an assistant commissioner at the state Department of Agriculture.
"There is certainly going to be some level of economic loss for farmers," he said. "I can't speak to the level of that loss. We're not through playing the game yet."
This was the sixth-wettest and the 22nd-coldest June in the past 84 years. More rain and cooler temps mean that it takes longer for the ground to dry out, said assistant state Climatologist Wes Tyler.
"It's interrupted farm operations over a lot of the growing counties in South Carolina. The farmers, they aren't happy. It's just way too much rain," Tyler said.
On Johns Island, Thomas Legare Jr. said the tomato crop at the family farm has suffered.
"It's just sloppy wet. Too much rain can cause a tomato to split," he said.
Legare said farmers could face a hay shortage this winter because baling was set back a month by heavy rains.
The 13 inches of precipitation recorded in June at Charleston International Airport is 7.7 inches above the long-term average. The most rain recorded in June at the airport was 27 inches in 1973. So far, July rainfall totals at the airport are not much above normal, he said.
Backyard gardeners are getting hit by the weather, too.
The rains created a perfect breeding ground for plant fungal diseases, said Sarah Petrowski of Hyams Garden Center on James Island.
"There's a lot of fungus," Petrowski said. "We've definitely seen a lot of root rot. A lot of plants are just rotting."
Cloudy days and lots of rain can lead to lawn fungus, she said. However, fig and banana trees thrive in the wet weather, she said.
Puddles of rain on already-soaked soils create breeding grounds for mosquitoes.
"With this much rain, you are going to have freshwater mosquitoes. We have stepped up our spraying," said Donna Odom, Charleston County mosquito control superintendent.
The county anti-mosquito effort is a seven-day-a-week operation. The war against the blood-sucking insects is waged by helicopter, plane and by truck.
The county receives scores of requests for help from residents seeking relief from the pests.
"Several hundred calls this week," Odom said.
She urged property owners to get rid of places where standing water collects on their land.
"They may be breeding their own mosquitoes," she said.


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Kenny MacAskill upped the ante in his battle to abolish the legal rule of corroboration yesterday when he claimed that it was leaving women, children, the elderly and the vulnerable to suffer in silence behind closed doors.
Scotland's Justice Secretary has said that he wants to get rid of the requirement for two sources of evidence for every fact in a criminal trial to improve the country's woeful conviction rate on rape. Yesterday, he said the current position meant that one in ten domestic abuse victims was being "denied justice" because there was not enough evidence for prosecutors to take


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STATE COLLEGE, Pa. - In a grainy video clip shown to the thousands who attended his final public memorial Thursday, former Penn State football coach Joe Paterno outlined a philosophy on mentoring that echoed in the words of every speaker that followed.
"Kids want someone to tell them how good they can be," he said in his distinctive high-pitched, Brooklyn-kissed voice.
And as students, family members, and football stars past and present took the stage to eulogize the longtime coach, who died Sunday at 85, one theme emerged in each of their remarks: They got the message.
From the international-studies major studying in a fellowship program named in Paterno's honor to Seattle Seahawks running back Michael Robinson, who flew in to State College from Pro Bowl practice in Hawaii, they described a man who had taught by example the importance of sportsmanship, academics, and teamwork over his six-decade career.


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* Morning Routine:
-Get Dressed to Shoes including Hair/Face, Brush Teeth
- Make Bed
-Swish & Swipe
-Empty Dishwasher
-Reboot Laundry (a Load a Day Keeps CHAOS Away)
-Check Your Calendar
-Check Your Control Journal
* What's For Dinner?
* Drink Your Water
* Declutter for 15 Minutes
* 15 Minutes of Loving Movement (exercise)
* Before Bed Routine:
-Lay out Your Clothes for tomorrow
-Check Your Calendar
-Put things needed for tomorrow at the Launch Pad
-Where are your Keys?
-Spend Two Minutes Clearing off a Hot Spot
-Shine Your Sink
- Wash face/Brush Teeth
-Go to Bed at a Decent Hour
Zone 4: Mission # 1 Monday
Dear Friends:
Your mission for today is to grab
a trash bag, set the timer and start tossing anything that is trash.
Just toss toss toss. Sometimes we have hidden trash in our bedrooms,
things that are disguising themselves as necessary items but really
they are trash. Toss those magazines, the junk mail that has been
tossed in a pile, the old perfumes that are never worn but still have
a place on your dresser, the old clothes that are on the chair that
need to be donated or tossed but are still there, empty tissue boxes
etc. Toss toss toss!
Missions, To-Do and Chit Chat Dec 17-23
Running- what a bad combo: no heat and sick kids. Hope it gets done fast!
Tired of living in CHAOS? Learn to FLY
So it turns out we wound up paying this same tax thing last year, yet they are billing it again! DH had to refresh my memory, but as soon as he said it, I remembered. It took them 2 months to cash the check, and we were getting worries that it got lost and it was going to be escalated. Luckily, we have carbon copies in our checkbook. So I called the bank, and they are going to send us a copy. The lady said "It's a $5 fee. Is that okay?" I said I'd rather pay $5 for the copy of the cancelled check than have to pay that kind of money all over again! I really hope we don't have to jump thru a billion hoops, and can jsut send them the cancelled check.
On a good note, I called Walmart again yesterday, and their printer was back up! So DH picked up the rest of the cards on teh way home, and they all went out in the mail this morning. Yay!
I'm hoping we get out of work a bit early today, but none of the people who would make that call seem to be in :( I may just take it upon myself to leave a little early!
Last night I ran the dishwasher and worked on handwashing anything that didn't fit (which was quite a lot since I'd been neglecting emptying the dishwasher the last few days). A little bit of progress! I'm hoping I can get the hosue clean this weekend, and then not have to worry about it again before Christmas.
-pickup lunch bag
-unload dishwasher
-clear island
Me + DH = Joey (8/2012), Abbie (3/2015)
Running, so sorry you have sick kiddos AND no heat :( The cough could be RSV. That's what Joey has right now. I guess it's the start of the season, and so far (at least here) it's really bad. I talked to the pedatrician again on Wednesday, and he said it seems like every other kid who came in this week has RSV.
Canadian, we had laminate floors in our last house and just used the swiffer (wet and dry cloths). I don't know of any polishes that wouldn't make it more slippery.
Mandee - yay for a pizza worthy bonus :) Oh to have pizza. Someday! LOL! I've actually been eating pizza after pulling the cheese off. I'll put the pepperonis back on teh crust, and it's surprisingly good! Not as good as with the cheese, but since the cheese cooked on it, it's still got some of the taste. We haven't ordered pizza, but I seem to be places where it's being served about once a month.
Me + DH = Joey (8/2012), Abbie (3/2015)
Vent: I am so grumpy. DD said she'd eat eggs for breakfast, no ketchup please. Then refused to eat them. That was 2 hours ago and I'm still steaming. I want to let this go but it just erks me. I don't know if she was being stubborn or playing a power game or they just didn't look good to her: she won't say. I am mad because there are kids around the world and right here in our county who don't get to eat breakfast and she wasted hers. And I am mad because she agreed to it. Normally, this would not bother me, I can be flexibl,e but today, its really bothering me I think because of her response to my anger: indifference. This is to the point where I a need to let it go because I am stressing myself. ARRG! Sorry for the rant. I just want to let it out and get over it.
Tired of living in CHAOS? Learn to FLY
Jess - Becca did that to me the other day...asked for KD for dinner, since Thomas was indifferent I made it. Then she refused to eat it, while Thomas did eat his. I told her she had to eat it, since she was the one that asked for it, and refused to make her something else.
Running - That sucks about no heat and sick kids. Hope it gets fixed soon and they get better.
Jackie - I can't imagine pizza without cheese...you are one great mom to give it up for LO...don't know if I could give up cheese. I'm glad I never had to change my diet to nurse.
I picked up an application today for that coffee shop around the corner. A part time job would be nice for the extra money...question is what to do with Becca? She will be in school starting in Sept, but till then. I really think I need to find at least a PT job, our budget is going to be really rough in the new year.
Mom to Thomas David 10/19/06 and Rebecca Paige (aka Becca) 7/15/09 and Dance Studio owner.
25.88% of the way to being debt free! (5 Year Plan)
Running- I hope everyone gets better soon. Its tough when kids are sick and with it being so cold I can't imagine no heat.
Jess-I have a 4 year old that fights me about everything so I feel your pain. I understand not wanting to be angry but sometimes it is very hard to let go.
Jackie-good luck with the tax thing.
I have a better attitude today. Im so happy to have it. This week has been challenging and it was wearing on me.
To Do:
Bring presents home from work and stash in the game room
Pick up some last minute gifts [already know what they are so should be easy]
Pick up the house before leaving later
WFD: Surprise birthday party for one of my best friends. We will eat what ever is served there.
I hope everyone has a nice weekend.
Aden 11/11/08 and Devin 3/7/11
Mandee - If you worked evenings, could DH watch the kids? Not sure what his schedule looks like. It would suck to have less time to see each other though.
In regards to kids eating...I was the QUEEN of not eating when i was little. I would ask to go to the bathroom (an no parent is going to tell their child they can't go) and i would sit in there for a half hour singing to myself. My mom tried the whole you can't leave the table until your done thing, and I would just fall asleep at the table. Then one day she decided to make a game out of it. Everyone else was done, and she was doing dishes. I had 5 cucumbers and 5 tomotoes on my plate. She made a big deal of counting them then turning her back to the dishes in hopes that I would eat one. The next time she turned, I only had 4 of the cucumbers left. She couldn't "find" the missing cucumber, and I was all giggles. This continues until I was done. She called me over to wash my hands, and discovered I'd been sitting onthe cucumbers. I always tell her she's lucky I didn't choose to sit on the tomatoes
Me + DH = Joey (8/2012), Abbie (3/2015)
Jackie - I'm already working evenings at my studio...I was hoping to get a daytime PT job just to help with bills a little. DH is getting a promotion, but they are dragging their feet about it...I wish they would hurry up, cause if he's getting a decent raise I could stop worrying.
Growing up I had many struggles over food, and remember crying through many meals. I hated meat, and was forced to eat it...once I became an adult I became a vegitarian. I now eat meat, but I am very picky about the meat I eat...basically must be boneless, skinless, and good cuts for me to eat it. Because of my struggles I don't force my kids to eat anything they don't like, but I do make them try one bite, then if they don't want it they don't have to eat it.
Mom to Thomas David 10/19/06 and Rebecca Paige (aka Becca) 7/15/09 and Dance Studio owner.
25.88% of the way to being debt free! (5 Year Plan)
Mandee - I'm sorry DH's work is dragging feet :( Hopefully they'll have allowed for it in the budget for the new year, and it will come thru soon!
And I think it's great to make your kids at least TRY everything. How will they know if they like it if they won't try it? My parents were good about not making us eat things we truly didn't like. I was just a really light eater as a kid. My mom eventually figured that out. She had a no snack rule if dinner wasn't finished. when she saw I didn't really care about that either, she realized I just wasn't hungry. I was healthy, so she figured that's just how I was. And I'm with you on the meat! Although I love the skin on turkey if it's crispy, and not fatty :) I'm slowly expanding my horizons (I will now eat cheese steak at select places, and barbacoa at Chipotle), but I haven't had ground beef since I was 12 I think. No hamburgers or sausage for me!
Me + DH = Joey (8/2012), Abbie (3/2015)
Wow, I can't imagine life without meat! or pizza without cheese...lol.
Mandee, do you have any family around who could help watch LO while you work? Hopefully your dh gets that promotion soon and you don't have to.
Jess - $2-Nice! Is that the going rate? I used to get a dime...lol
RunningMomma - prayers that everything takes a turn for the better quickly.
ToDo today:
Morning routine - started
more ironing -I hate it too Mandee! Maybe I'll get better at pulling things out of the dryer, but with 100% cotton that's still usually not enough, at least not for dh's job.
check in for flight
start packing!
WFD = chicken and tomatoes with bacon
Proud mommy of a perfectly beautiful baby girl.


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I thought it was dead.
I thought that after a season filled with the laziest trope the Cardinals evoked, we were finally done. We wouldn't have to see it ever again and we would all be the better for it.
Than I click on the Sporting News 'Hot Stove 2013' for the Cardinals and there it is. The phrase that SCREAMS that what you're about to read is nothing more than filler.
Here's the leade: No Albert Pujols? No Tony LaRussa? No problem for rookie manager Mike Matheny and the Cardinals, who came within one win of reaching the World Series.
The Phrase That Won't Die
Posted by athooks on Nov 12, 2012 02:23
I thought it was dead.


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got a Airtel Hd STB on the 14th which was finally installed on the 19th.Was told upon contacting the customer care that i would be reuqired to purchase an extra top up of Rs 500 to acess all channels,which i promtply did.The next day saw negative balance being reflected against my account whereas on the 18th received message from airtel that the balance is Rs.2840 and on the 19th a negative balance of Rs1300. When I called up customer care they told me it was in progress and would be resolved in 48 hrs.
THen on the 22nd i called them up again to be told that they had noted my complaint and things would be resolved within 48hrs.
On the 23rd my stb stopped working and when i caled up customer care they told me as my account balance is negative they have suspended my account and things will only be rectified by the end of the 48hrs. I feel airtel is fooling its consumers and their customer care is the worst when due to no fault of mine i am being made to suffer.


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The 140th running of the Kentucky Derby takes place this weekend, and Captain Morgan wants to get in on the action.
The iconic brand of rum is offering to match the winning horse's purse in exchange for the exclusive naming rights to the offspring of the winning horse.
Seems like a sweet deal, right?
Well it is, except there's a catch. The horse has to go on to win the Triple Crown, arguably one of the most difficult feats in sports.
MORE: Race time, schedule | Pole positions, odds
From the official press release: The brand, looking to secure a horse fit for the Captain, will offer to match the winning horse's earnings if it goes on to win the Triple Crown. In exchange, the owner must provide the brand exclusive rights to the winner's chosen offspring, which it will name Captain's Cola.
If the owner agrees to the exchange, Captain Morgan will match the horse's Triple Crown earnings – totaling more than $3 million. As the owner, Captain Morgan will look to its crew of followers to be a part of the foal's journey. Acting as owner and managing director of the foal, the brand will one day look to turn over the horse's shares to its fans.
MORE: Derby Hats | Wildcat Red, the horse for hoops fans
It's really that simple, right? Win the Triple Crown and get an extra $3 million in exchange for the name of one of champion's offspring?
This is genius marketing by Captain Morgan. It's basically a $3 million investment into a horse with a championship pedigree that they can enter in future Triple Crown events.
Captain Morgan clearly has a little captain in them.


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MOBILE, Alabama – The Mellow Milers will gather for their regular weekly run tonight, but it will be anything but regular.
The group runs a 5K loop every Tuesday starting at 6 p.m. from the Mellow Mushroom at 2032 Airport Blvd. in Mobile. When the deadly explosions occurred at the Boston Marathon on Monday, the Mellow Milers membership scrambled to check on area runners at the race, including some who have been Mellow Milers.
In the process, they hit upon an idea to honor those affected by the tragedy. At this evening's run, they'll have commemorative bibs and black memorial ribbons for participants. The bibs have the Boston skyline, the date of the tragedy and "Runners United to Remember" on them.
"We had a group of local runners at the race," said Cathy Randall, who handles membership for the Mellow Milers, "and we're all kind of connected, either we've run with the Port City Pacers or even with the Mellow Milers. We wanted to do something as a show of support and solidarity."
As with all the Mellow Milers' runs, the event is open to everyone. Randall said the group typically has participants that range from runners to stroller-pushers to walkers. There's no fee, and the run is untimed, unless you do it yourself.
Sign-in and announcements start at 5:45 p.m. today.
Last week, the Mellow Milers had a turnout of 188, Randall said. They expect to see more today.
"We want everyone to get together for remembrance, for honor and for solidarity," Randall said.
More than 3,000 people have run with the Mellow Milers during their four years. She said the group started with a woman looking for a group to run with, hoping to get 10 responses and ending up with 60. Anyone participating in 10 runs gets a Mellow Milers T-shirt.
The Mellow Milers is a social group, Randall said, with a Facebook page and usually a gathering at the Mellow Mushroom after the weekly exercise.
"It's very much a social thing," Randall said. "It's runners after all. A lot of people stay and drink beer and eat pizza afterward."
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