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30, April 2002
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... and I Quote!!(tm) - that Quote-managing, Email-appending, Brain-expanding thing from SpaZmodic Frog Software!!The cool thing about famous quotations is that even if you're not the person who said them originally, you look a lot smarter just for knowing 'em!! Or maybe you are this really smart person who says stuff worth quoting. Sure you are. Yeah, that's it.... and I Quote!!(tm) is this sweet little application that allows you to store your favorite quotations (whether you actually said them or not) in a database (a file) for later recall. With ... and I Quote!!(tm), you can add quotes as you find them, delete them as you tire of them, and edit them if you somehow got them wrong (there's nothing worse than being misquoted!).... and I Quote!!(tm) keeps track of the "current quote". It will display the current quote on your desktop if you like; you can even pick the current quote from a list of all your quotes. You have total control over when and how often the current quote changes, and how it looks when it does. What ever you want, babe. It's all about you!!That's not all, (and I really saved the best part for last) you can even get this bad boy to append the current quote to your outgoing email!! Talk about objects appearing larger than they really are, you'll get comments about your freakishly large brains after just a couple of emails!! Happens all the time, man.There is an extensive help system built right in! Just install, run the app, right click on the quote window and select "Help". It'll tell you everything you need to know about configuring the application and hooking into your email client. Or you can just click on stuff until it works. You're the one with the freakishly large brains, right?
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Snowboarding Forum - Snowboard Enthusiast Forums (http://www.snowboardingforum.com/forum.php)
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- - Custom X rider looking for my next board (http://www.snowboardingforum.com/boards/46025-custom-x-rider-looking-my-next.html)
Custom X rider looking for my next board
I've been riding a Burton Custom X for 3 years now and I'm looking for a new board. Im and experienced I'm 6ft (185cm) tall and weigh about 158 lbs (72kg).
Both board and bindings need replacement and I'm going to try to stay away from the burton channel system as I plan to purchase a dedicated powder board in the near future. I'm and experienced rider (ive been riding for 12 years now), but I've always stuck to camber boards.
I'm looking for an all-mountain board for high speed carving and some freestyle, however Im not a park rider. I had my eyes on the Capita TFA 157 and the Arbor Element CX 158.
I'm leaning towards the Capita but I'd like to get some input on riding that hybrid cambered style board coming from an custom x.
Cant speak about the boards you mentioned since I havent ridden them, but i can say going from camber to rocker boards takes a little getting used to. It feels livelier, and transitions easier so there was a tendency to over compensate at first. Adding in magnetration to the mix made me almost hate the board for the first few runs. As i got more used to the way it feels, now I cant see myself ever going back.
However since youre interested in a hybrid, i would imagine your transition would be smoother than mine.
I went from a traditional camber deck to a hybrid camber, then back to a traditional camber all in the same season. If you can ride one board, then you can ride any board. There may be a run or two where you have to adjust, but you will be fine. I love hybrid camber, and as soon as I have the money to pick up another, I will. I don't like riding my traditional camber deck.
Like lowlyffe said, it take some getting used to, and i feel you loose a little edge hold, but the riding is actually easier, which i think makes up for it.
Definitly the TFA over the element. the element is very fagile. also the charlie slasher is a awesome pow board.
boards i would suggest over both of those, Ride Highlife UL or Never Summer Raptor X. Many feel that these are the preimier freeride boards out right now. I really like my Lib banana magic, it does everything really well.
Try the Lib Tech Attack Banana!
Rossignol One Magtek
never summer sl or legacy
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lib tech trs or banana magic
rome agent rocker
rossignol one magtek
yes big city
My requirements for a board meet yours, and I just bought a Gnu Danny Kass C2BTX. An allmountain hybrid with quite some power, I guess you will like it too.
Besides that, there are many options. I went for this one because of the hybrid construction of Lib-tech and Gnu, then looked for the allmountain 6/10, or 7/10 flex boards, and then picked the good quality one with cool graphics in my size.
Good luck, let us know which one you picked!
Well I've been taking your advice into account and started looking at some shops around here (belgium) and i found one that can give me really good deals on YES snowboards. I was riding a custom x 162w and I found a great deal on a Pick Your Line 161 and a great beauties 160. Would these be viable replacements?
maybe i'm wrong but YES boards haven't gotten much love around here.
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'Fire Schiano' Movement Reaches Billboard Status
Long before Greg Schiano became head coach of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, he employed a certain recruiting tactic designed to lure some of Florida's finest talent to play for his Rutgers Scarlett Knights -- a strategy that has come back to haunt him now that his Buccaneers are 0-6.
A billboard has surfaced in North Tampa with the words "Fire Schiano" engulfed in flames. Of course it comes just in time for tonight's nationally-televised Thursday Night Football game (and Halloween).
The radio station 102.5 The Bone is responsible for the ad, which can be viewed in all its glory along the fine corridors of Bearrs and Nebraska.
Photo courtesy of Alex Ferrer (and to Alex's friend Kyle for pointing out that the photo was not taken by My Fox Tampa Bay, as originally reported.?We like to give proper credit around here)


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"We arrived at 1.30am and there was a friendly face at reception to greet us. Check in was really quick, which was good as we had been travelling all day and we were so tired. We had a balcony that provided a great sea view! The hotel is a two minute walk to the beach and a short walk to the ..."
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"This hotel has a private beach area with some nice features and three swimming pools. The staff were very pleasant. The hotel was clean and the rooms were well attended to. Our stay included buffet breakfast with lots to pick from."
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"Booked this hotel as we were in Athens for a wedding. I was extremely impressed with how helpful and friendly all the staff were to us during our stay. The hotel is conveniently located for the tram and airport bus. The pool is clean and quiet and there are very good beaches just a few hundred ya..."
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"Great hotel, excellent staff and comfort, close to Athens centre and the historical sites and restaurants. Hotel itself is along the sea so very pleasant walks on the promenade are possible. Roof area has a great jacuzzi/plunge pool and sunbeds, a lovely peaceful spot after a day sightseeing. Not..."
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"Business trip Very pleasant stay Breakfast could have been a bit better Though the staff made up for it, very helpful and friendly "
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"We had a great stay in this very conveniently located hotel, across the road from the beach, close to Flisvos Marina and a tram ride away from Glyfada and other great places down the Athens coast. The staff were friendly and helpful, breakfast was as good as a 5-star breakfast and the room very e..."
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- Mavili Square
- Hygeia Hospital
- Athens Olympic Stadium
- Vouliagmeni Spa Lake
- Iaso General Hospital
- Pedion Areos Park
- Mitera Maternity Hospital
- Metropolitan Cathedral of Athens
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STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. — Native Staten Islander John (Jack) J. Tully, 78, recently of Davenport, N.Y., a U.S. Army veteran who ran a Coca-Cola distributorship on Staten Island, died Sunday in Bassett Hospital, Cooperstown, following a brief illness.
Born on Staten Island, Mr. Tully grew up in New Dorp, staying in that community until 2001, when he moved to the family's summer home in Davenport.
He graduated from McKee High School, and joined the U.S. Army at the end of the Korean War. He was stationed in Iceland.
For 35 years, Mr. Tully owned and operated a Coca Cola distributorship on Staten Island, then let his son take the reins in the 1980s. The distribution routes remained in the family until 1995.
Mr. Tully enjoyed hunting in his spare time, and he loved to fix things around the house and take care of his son's horse farm in Davenport.
He was a parishioner of Our Lady Queen of Peace R.C. Church, New Dorp, and Sacred Heart R.C. Church, Stamford, N.Y.
His wife of 56 years, the former Marilyn McFadden, died in 2010.
Surviving are a son, John T. Tully; four daughters, Jacqueline Cruz, Susan Westphal, Colleen Brandefine and Maryellen Tully; two sisters, Patricia Martin and Elene Morlenes; nine grandchildren, and one great-granddaughter.
The funeral will be tomorrow from the Hall-Tari Funeral Home, Stamford, with a mass at 2 p.m. at Sacred Heart R.C. Church, Stamford. Burial will follow at 11 a.m. on Thursday in Moravian Cemetery, New Dorp.


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Seems like a pretty big gap between 3.85 and 4.21 buyout price. Is this because the market believes that the buyout will not occur. Knowing what I know about this stock that doesn't seem very likely. I think that the CEO is very serious about taking AMCF private. Any thoughts from others appreciated here. TIA
There is not actually an offer just intention. Due diligence is pending. There are still issues and approvals to hammer out.
I should elaborate. Shares held do not dictate how many votes each board member has for approval when the board votes. It only dictates the outcome if it's a shareholder vote.With that said, some of the "due diligence" could be paying off board members.
This is part of the distorted public opinion about all chinese stocks, caused mainly by numerous hit pieces and constant bashing by almost a year.A good example is HRBN. Even a few days before the deadline and the offer at $24, the stock traded with a discount. Shorters claimed the deal will not be completed despite the official announcements. After it delisted, the shorters even then were crying out that the shareholders will never receive the $24 cash per share, despite that they couldn't profit anymore by shorting. In two days all former shareholders received their money and then shorters at last, stopped.The gap is even much higher in cases when is deal is not done yet, like FSIN, where the discount is around 30%.As for those companies which referred to a potential buy out to go private like GURE in its cc and hired an appraisal firm, the stock didn't move a cent.


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What Your Facebook Updates Say About You, Your Faith, and Your Mental Health
"What you say flows from what is in your heart." Jesus spoke these words (Luke 6:45) in reference to good and evil. These days, what we say gets documented on social media, and a recent study examined whether our updates on Facebook actually ...
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People with mental illness are already part of the church. They're hiding in plain sight. We've known: a "manic mommy" of a newborn, with three under age 6 in the house, who was getting "new mother" dinners but no extra support; a guy with schizophrenia who had been the pastor's prayer partner since the founding of their church; a woman kept attending a Bible study that taught that she must thank God for all things at a time when she was actively psychotic due to incorrect medication. We need to be ready for those who have not yet come to us but we also need to be wise in our support of those who are already part of our fellowship.
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When working security at a Department of Defense site in 2005, our team was warned to stay off the social web sites. They show life styles and give an entrance into our lives in ways and for purposes that are not in our best interests. Data mining for marketing purposes, identity theft, and unwanted government tracking are a few of their dangers.
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Caterpillar (NYSE: CAT ) left a lot to be desired during its recent fourth-quarter earnings call, reporting lower-than-predicted profits and providing a soft outlook for 2013. In short, there was nothing "earth-moving" about Caterpillar's segue into the new year. The company's net income fell to $697 million, or $1.04 per share, down significantly from $1.55 billion, or $2.32 per share, a year before. Meanwhile, Caterpillar is right in the middle of an internally launched accounting inquiry involving a mining equipment manufacturer it purchased last year in China. From one vantage point, Caterpillar's seemingly on shaky ground.
Nevertheless, industrials analyst Isaac Pino believes Caterpillar's stock is still relatively cheap, which limits the downside risk. As economic activity picks up, which Caterpillar predicts will happen in the latter half of the year, so should Caterpillar. Furthermore, other industrial companies have provided positive outlooks for 2013, including GE and Honeywell, and their ties to a rapidly rebounding housing market are minimal, at best. Caterpillar, meanwhile, could reveal significant upside as the year progresses.
Caterpillar is the market share leader in an industry in which size matters, and its quality products, extensive service network, and unparalleled brand strength combine to give it solid competitive advantages. Read all about Caterpillar's strengths and weaknesses in our brand-new report. Just click here to access it now.


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If you find this post, I hope it's because you are thinking about being a paintball sniper. Chances are—if you are thinking about it—you are a new player looking for all of the paintball sniping tips and tricks you can find.
Here's the deal…
If you are a new player just getting into paintball, there is a good chance it's not going to work out. You are not going to be a paintball sniper.
First, let's talk about sniper-style paintball markers.
We'd be happy to sell you a Milsig M17 DMR. Go ahead, go over to our website right now and buy one.
It's a pretty slick marker, it's first strike ready and it has rails to mount your favorite long-range scope.
Chances are, however, that you aren't going to get one. Even if you do, you're going to have to shell out $1,300 and you might end up disappointed at sniping performance, even with first strike rounds.
First Strike rounds are expensive. At $20 for 40 rounds on our website, you're going to end up spending a premium for accuracy. You're not going to find them much cheaper elsewhere.
They are a definite improvement over traditional paintballs. Beyond the cost issue, however, they are likely not accurate enough over long range to make sniping viable as a paintball strategy.
If right now you close your eyes and picture long-range engagements over 80 or 100 yards—sitting and waiting, firing one shot and delivering a single hit—you are in for a real awakening when it comes to playing as a paintball sniper.
Another problem you will run into is with the Ghillie suit that you're interested in. I'm guilty of it. I was a younger player when Tippmann released the Flatline barrel for the 98—I was excited to put on a Ghillie suit, get the cammo face paint from the army surplus store, get my jungle boots on and sit. I was excited to wait for 20 minutes out in the woods at our home game to get the perfect shot.
I never got that Ghillie suit or the Flatline.
But, if I had, there is a good chance I would have been disappointed.
The first problem is that other players and organized fields HATE Ghillie suits. Paint doesn't like to break on them. People get upset if you are wearing them and some fields ban them. Plus, unless it is a massive open woodsball course, you're going to have trouble finding the range to engage people as a sniper anywhere. All of this drama happens before you get sick of wearing it because it's too warm.The point is, paintball—even scenario woodsball or milsim—is a game of speed and tactical movement. Long range players can fit in in some situations, but the romanticized idea of move-style sniping—laying back 100 to 200 yards away from the field and slowly picking off players one by one while you are out of range, just isn't that realistic.
If you are an experienced player and you enjoy the novelty of a sniper style paintball gun, go ahead and get the M17 DMR or a similar marker. Buy about $1000 of first strike rounds, and have fun.
If you are a new player, you are better off with a less expensive marker and setup for close quarters engagements. You learn more about the sport, more about teamwork, and—in my opinion—you end up having more fun running and gunning up close and making fast-action tactical decisions while working and communicating with your team.


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Ms. Rivera graduated from Ohio University with a Bachelor of Social Work. She has over thirty years of social work experience with Emory Healthcare. She worked in oncology at Emory University Hospital Midtown and with brain tumor patients at the Emory Center for Rehabilitation Medicine. She has prior experience with support groups and is currently a facilitator with the Caregiver Support Group at Winship. She is a member of the National Association of Social Workers, where she is certified in the Academy of Baccalaureate Social Workers, and is a member of the Georgia Social Work Oncology group.


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Better Decisions Through Diversity: Heterogeneity Can Boost Group Performance
Customer Relationship Management, otherwise called as CRM is a business strategy that aims at the concept of being customer-centric. To be customer-centric is to help an enterprise to make its marketing team to identify the potential customers and hence enable them to create and manage advertising campaigns. The idea behind such a move is of course to generate leads that would end up in sales too. One of the main objectives of CRM is to optimize revenue by means of an enhanced customer satisfaction that would be caused by advanced interactions with them.
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Tecnica Moon Boot Delux
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Visit Tecnica's Moon Boot Delux page.
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Glitter is where its at! Now you can have it in a classic moon boot too! It's for apres! Its for a night out! It's for all around looking good!
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Tecnica Moon Boot Delux
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UNFCCC Launches 2012 CDM African Radio Contest
6 June 2012: The UNFCCC Secretariat has launched the Clean Development Mechanism (CDM) African Radio Contest 2012 on the theme "Changing Lives," with the aim of raising awareness of the CDM's benefits in Africa.
Under the contest, broadcasters and freelancers from Africa are invited to create a radio story that answers the question "how can my community/city/country benefit from the CDM?" and that is able to generate and hold interest. Stories can fall into two categories, as follows: those that relate to a specific, registered CDM project; and those that explore the potential benefits of the CDM for a community/city/country, but do not relate to a specific registered project.
Entries will be judged on originality, technical excellence, clarity of message, thoroughness of investigation, level of professionalism and presentation skills. Selected winners will have the opportunity to visit CDM project sites in Africa in order to learn more about the CDM and produce new radio stories and documentaries. The deadline for submissions is 6 August 2012. [CDM Press Release]


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A changing interest-rate environment has organizers forming a new bank in the Grand Rapids area feeling optimistic as they aim for an opening later this year.
As interest rates continue to decline and the yield curve becomes more favorable, the environment is right for a new bank, said Robert Bilotti, chairman of Grand River Commerce Inc.
"The playing field is as level as it's ever been in the last five years. From that perspective, the opportunity is really outstanding," said Bilotti, a former hotel franchise executive and a lawyer who's practiced real estate, banking and tax law. "We think it's one of the best times to enter the market, given the competitive landscape."
Grand River Commerce, the holding company for the new Grand River Bank, is working on a number of regulatory fronts, including seeking approval from the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission for an initial public offering that would seek to raise $15 million to $20 million.
Organizers want to sell 1.5 million to two million shares at $10 per share, according to a prospectus filed with the SEC.
Organizers also intend to purchase a little more than 20 percent of the shares and have been working to set up the bank with $10 million of their own capital as well as a $1.25 million line of credit from First Tennessee Bank, according to the prospectus.
Grand River Bank would become the first new bank formed in western Michigan since First National Bank of Michigan in Kalamazoo opened two years ago and would come a decade after a number of institutions were formed out of a wave of mergers in the late 1990s.
Planning its new office along Wilson Avenue in suburban Grandville, and targeting a third-quarter opening, the bank expects to initially hire 10 people and grow to a staff of 17 within three years, the prospectus states.
Operating primarily as a commercial bank, Grand River will target small and medium-sized businesses and professionals.
Acknowledging the deep competition already in the Grand Rapids-area marketplace, Grand River will aim for "superior" customer service, a quick response to credit requests and may have to offer "more flexible pricing and terms to attract borrowers," the prospectus states.
"There is a significant opportunity for us to make loans to quality, proven businesses that really do need that attention and counsel of a good community banker," Bilotti said.
"The quality of the loan portfolio we hope will be our best advertising."


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Feds raid Waxahachie home months after suspects move out
A game of bridge saved Jimmy Justice from a violent intrusion Wednesday morning at his Waxahachie home.
While Justice and his wife were on their way to a game in Arlington, agents with the U.S. Department of Homeland Security were breaking down their front door, armed with weapons and a search warrant.
The agents were looking for a couple who had been renting the home from Justice but moved out suddenly about eight months ago.
Justice, 64, said he received a call from an agent who found his number inside his house, on Tee Side Drive near the Waxahachie Country Club.
"They were very apologetic and nice," Justice said, adding that the agents told him they would pay for any damage to the house, valued for tax purposes at just over $300,000, including the busted front door.
But Justice wondered why no one conducted surveillance of his house in the time leading up to the raid. Had they done so, they would have noticed that Justice and his wife were the only ones living there.
Justice said the agent told him they thought the suspects were still living there because the water bill was still in their name. But Justice said the house and water bill have always been in his name.
"I'm not sure how they got that wrong," he said.
A spokesman for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement confirmed Friday that homeland security agents were at the raid but declined further comment.
Justice said his tenants had intended to buy the house about two years ago. They put up a down payment but told him they couldn't yet come up with the money to close. So Justice decided to rent it to them since he and his wife had already moved.
"They never did get their financing together," he said.
Justice declined to name them because he didn't want to interfere with the federal investigation. Public Records show a couple in their 50s lived at the home.
"They pretty much disappeared one day," he said.
Justice said he has no idea where they went. He said they dressed sharply and drove nice cars. He said he believes they were accused of forging documents for immigrants trying to enter the U.S.
Justice and his wife moved back into the house after his tenants disappeared. He said he's not sure what he would have done had he been home when the agents showed up.
"People keep telling me I'm lucky," he said.


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BESSEMER, Alabama -- The Foundry Rescue Mission and Recovery Center in downtown Bessemer is a faith-based organization that seeks to help men and women who have fallen on hard times to rebuild their lives.
The Foundry offers recovery programs for those who are addicted to alcohol and other drugs.
There is a re-entry program for men who have been released from prison.
The community outreach program brings food, clothing, medical care and other necessities to those in need.
Perhaps most important, The Foundry staff looks for ways to help the people they serve find permanent solutions, not temporary fixes, for their problems.
The Foundry also seeks to make the Thanksgiving and Christmas holidays a happy time for the members of its rescue and recovery communities with a variety of special events and programs, some of which build on the work the non-profit organization does all year.
And donors and volunteers in the community who wish to help The Foundry provide these services -- both during the holidays and year round -- have ample opportunities to do so.
The holiday season at the Foundry began Tuesday, when the organization's staff and volunteers served its annual community Thanksgiving meal to about 100 needy people at The Foundry Community Outreach Center.
On the menu were the traditional turkey and dressing, as well as such sides and desserts as pasta salad, macaroni and cheese, apple cobbler and red velvet cake.
The event was held in conjunction with National Hunger and Homelessness Awareness Week, which takes place Nov. 16-24.
Assisting with the lunch service were several members of The Foundry's Rescue Volunteer Leadership Team, composed of people who came to the facility when they were facing tough times themselves.
"The most gratifying thing is just seeing people rise up from the community who once came for help who are now leaders helping others," said Michele Heintz, Senior Director of Rescue, following the event on Tuesday. "They go into the community. They go into nursing homes. They are giving back."
"What excites me is the transformation from down and out... going from hopeless to hopeful, and seeing the blessings of God through the lives of those he sends to The Foundry," said Bill Heintz, the Foundry's executive director.
The members of the leadership team decorated the dining room and helped serve the meal, according to Michele.
She said they were also scheduled to serve another Thanksgiving meal last Thursday to the men and women in the Foundry's resident recovery program.
"They will be serving them their meal, so they are learning servant-leadership," she said.
On Tuesday, Nov. 26, The Foundry will also provide holiday food boxes to qualified low-income families who don't have the funds to buy a holiday meal for themselves.
The Foundry will distribute about 200 of these boxes, according to Michele. The meals include a turkey and other dishes, enough to feed four to six people.
This is an extension of a regular program in which qualified applicants can pick up food boxes each month.
In other events, The Foundry will host its annual Adopt-a-Table Christmas dinner -- complete with Christmas gifts -- for the men from its recovery program on Dec. 1.
Donors adopt a table for 10 men, providing dinner and a gift for each man. All of the tables have been adopted for the event, which will be held in the Worship Center, according to Michele.
On Dec. 3, The Foundry will host a Christmas party for its Bessemer rescue community in the Worship Center. The party will feature a talent show featuring members of the community.
Volunteers and donors are a big part of The Foundry's efforts during the holidays, and the annual Christmas toy drive is an example.
Donors can buy new toys and take them to the Women's Center or mail a donation to the Foundry and designate the donation for toys.
Toys should be donated by December 10 so the Foundry will have time to distribute the items to residents before they leave on holiday passes, according to Michele.
"If you're in our recovery program, we want your kids to have a good Christmas while you're here, and we will provide toys for however many kids you have," said Stewardship Coordinator Doug White during the drive last year.
The mission usually gifts for 150 to 175 children, according to White. "We want them to have a good Christmas while their mom or dad is away trying to restore their life," he said,
The Foundry is also in need of monetary donations to support its operations in the coming year, according to Bill Heintz.
This is due in part to the heavy rain that disrupted the fourth annual Hot Strings music and art festival at Colonial Brookwood Village in October.
This event, which features barbecue and bluegrass music, is usually the Foundry's largest fundraiser.
Organizers expected about 6,000 people to attend the festival. And the event usually raises between $100,000 and $120,000 for The Foundry, according to Bill Heintz.
But Hot Strings event was pretty much rained out. "It turned into wet strings," Bill said.
The money The Foundry normally receives from Hot Strings "goes toward maintaining benefits for people going through out recovery and reentry programs," he said. "It helps make sure that, going into the new year, we have ample funds to support our budget for 2014."
In addition to donating toys and making monetary donations to The Foundry, there are other ways that people can help The Foundry.
"They can contact Doug White if they want to volunteer," Michele said.
'They can also make gifts in kind to our thrift store," she said, mentioning such items as "gently used" clothing, appliances, furniture and other household goods. People can call the thrift store 205-424-2400 for donation pickup, she said.
Even the Thanksgiving meal served Tuesday would not have been possible without volunteers and other support from area Walmart stores, the staff from the UAB School of Nursing staff, Jessie Chism and her staff from the Children's Workshop Outreach Ministry in Birmingham, and The Foundry Ministries Food Services staff.
Bill and Michele took over The Foundry in January 1996, when it was called the Bessemer Rescue Mission. They added the recovery program and, in 2004, changed the name of the facility.
Has the poor economy of the last few years increased the number of people coming to them for help?
"Definitely our numbers are increasing for rescue, but the interesting thing is that when we have surveyed, the people are coming for community," Michele said. "They are coming because when they are here, they feel purpose."
Most of the people who come to The Foundry -- while they may not be enjoying particularly nutritious meals -- are not necessarily starving, she said.
"These are people who need hope," she said. "They need a sense of encouragement, a sense of community. That is what is growing with this group of people."
"They are coming more for hope, not help," Bill added.
And The Foundry staff is trying to be more effective in the way they help the people who do need donations of food and clothing.
"Our vision is to empower change, not to just keep handing out food," Michele said. "That's why we have a case manager this year. So everybody who comes to use for help, we are building relationships with them. We are getting to know why they are coming for help, and then steer them in the right direction.
"Rescue will always respond to crisis, but... the chronic need is where the case management comes in," she said. "'Why are you coming in each week for a food box?' Let's get to the root of it, not just hand them a food box and say, 'God bless you.'"
The goal of The Foundry is to nurture people who will help others the way they have been helped, according to Michele.
"We are building a community here," she said. "We want people to go back into their neighborhoods and be a part of the change. And it takes time. So what we doing now is building relationships with the hurting people of the community."
To learn more about the Foundry, including opportunities to volunteer or make donations, call (205) 424-4673 or go to www.thefoundryonline.org.
For more news from Bessemer, go to www.al.com/local/bessemer.


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Now that the NFL draft is complete and priority free agents have been added, the teams around the league will turn their focus to rookie minicamps and offseason training activities (OTAs).
The Denver Broncos added multiple players in veteran free agency, the draft and college free agency. Their depth chart is going to look much different than it did last year when they finished 13-3 on the season.
Let's go position by position and examine just how things are going to shape up on the depth chart to kick off OTAs.


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PC Unveils New Veterans Student Center
From the mess hall to the study hall, the transition to college can be a difficult one for many veterans entering the classroom. To help ease the transition, as well as give a space devoted to these deserving students, Phoenix College unveiled the new PC Veterans Student Center during a grand opening ceremony held on March 27, 2014.
The newly renovated space, located in the Hannelly Center, features computers designated for veteran use, pertinent information for veterans including available resources on and off campus, as well as a space for socializing and networking with other veterans. Other amenities include: video conferencing capabilities, workshop and webinar space, printing capabilities, and internet access. The space also features military-themed decorations, including seals representing the five branches of the military, as well as a world map where visitors can mark they've been.
"The goal of this space is to help veterans from start to finish, assisting them with everything to make them successful – both academically and socially," said Thomas Boyle, a Phoenix College student and United States Navy veteran. Boyle, who serves as master of arms for the school's Student Veterans Association, was one of the many veteran students whose input was taken into consideration when developing the space.
There are currently over 450 students at Phoenix College who are receiving benefits from the GI Bill, as well as many others who do not receive benefits but are still pursuing a higher education on the Phoenix College campus. "It's our privilege to welcome our veterans to PC and ensure they have the guidance and support they need to pursue their higher education," said Dr. Casandra Kakar, vice president of Academic Affairs. "Phoenix College faculty and staff take great pride in giving our veterans quality customer service and going beyond just offering benefits."
Phoenix College's commitment to veterans has been recognized previously through its designation as a "Military Friendly School" by G.I. Jobs, a magazine for military personnel who are transitioning into civilian life. This distinction places Phoenix College among the top 20 percent of colleges, universities and trade schools in the country for embracing veterans as students.
The grand opening ceremony was attended by Phoenix College students, staff, faculty and community members. The event included remarks from Chris Haines, dean of students; Dr. Casandra Kakar , vice president of Academic Affairs; Dr. Rufus Glasper, chancellor of Maricopa County Community Colleges District; Dana Saar, governing board president for Maricopa County Community Colleges District, Yira Brimage, vice president of Student Affairs; Major General Carl Schneider, a retired member of the United States Air Force and veteran advocate; and Thomas Boyle, veteran of the United States Navy and current Phoenix College student.
The PC Veterans Student Center is located on the upper level of the Hannelly Center, near the enrollment center.


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Bucs Aren't the Only NFL 'Hoops Squad'
It appears the Tampa Bay Buccaneers were feeling just a bit slighted when NFL.com put out this tweet Wednesday, talking about the Chicago Bears' receiving corps looking more like a basketball team:
6'4". 6'6". 6'3". 6'3". It's not a college hoops team. It's the @ChicagoBears receiving corps http://t.co/vQ0fqGbihH pic.twitter.com/Xl3vxQ48D3
? NFL (@nfl) June 25, 2014
Buccaneers general manager Jason Licht coined the team the 'Dunk-aneers' after drafting the 6-foot-5 Mike Evans and 6-foot-6 Austin Seferian-Jenkins to accompany Vincent Jackson and Tim Wright, in what should be an impressive 12 personnel grouping. So they countered with this:
.@nfl The #Bucs are not impressed. #Dunkaneers pic.twitter.com/gQfXL62NOK ? Tampa Bay Buccaneers (@TBBuccaneers) June 25, 2014
@TBBuccaneers Easy now. ? NFL (@nfl) June 25, 2014
While NFL.com tried to diffuse the situation, the Detroit Lions decided to get in on the action and one-up everyone with five...
.@nfl @TBBuccaneers We'll take our starting five: pic.twitter.com/GNhozyEa6s ? Detroit Lions (@Lions) June 25, 2014
@Lions @TBBuccaneers @ChicagoBears Who knew there were so many GIANT-sized WR corps? ? NFL (@nfl) June 25, 2014
Of course then NFL.com realized it was a football personnel grouping that would have stumped even Bill Belichick...(and quite possibly the Miami Heat in the NBA Finals)
@Lions @TBBuccaneers @ChicagoBears Wait a minute... how many TEs are in this pic?
? NFL (@nfl) June 25, 2014
@nfl @TBBuccaneers @ChicagoBears TEs catch passes too! ? Detroit Lions (@Lions) June 25, 2014
It created a good laugh, especially considering there's still a month until training camps open up and reporting date can't get here fast enough.
It shows that the Bucs aren't the only team coveting physical receivers with big catch radiuses and leaping ability. They also aren't the only team with a good sense of humor!


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I seek a long term relationship with a young but mature female creative writer who is interested in exploring the many faces of paranormal sex, sexuality and sexual relations through a succession of very short, explicit, colorful pieces that are tied together by a common paranormal female protagonist.
The setting of your stories is the world as we know it.
The word count for each story should hover between 1000-1500 words, preferrably closer to 1000. This project is for 10 pieces. If 10 stories are not sufficient to explore the theme you want to explore we will simply create another project when this one is done, to continue your exploration.
This is a slow project. You are to publish only 1 piece per week, every Tuesday, for 10 successive weeks. The site offers scheduled publishing which allows you to post more than one piece at a time but to schedule their publication for successive Tuesdays.
Please make sure to visit the site before you bid on this project, to make sure you agree with how we handle things. Please also note that Erotic Aria just went from Alpha to Beta, we are semi-public now but expect to go properly public through gentle promotion late in March.
Erotic Aria is a very public site built in such a way that everything posted can be shared on social networks and located through search engines. The long term goal of the site, in working long-term with individual authors, is to enhance online awareness of their writings.
You will be required to create your own profile on Erotic Aria through which you publish your writings. This can be an author profile (using your name/pen name and profile photo) or a character profile (if you choose to present your writings through the profile of your protagonist). Your are of course free to link your Erotic Aria profile to your personal or professional websites or pages anywhere on the web.
Please visit my profile http://eroticaria.com/Jen to understand what an Erotic Aria profile looks like, and pls. note that we are currently installing our timeline (the wall in the right column), which means that you may encounter some debris there from time to time - but that should be gone in a couple of days or so.
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We absolutely welcome approaches from women who don't have English as their primary language and/or who live in countries and/or cultures that don't adhere to accepted Western standards. However, we require an above average command of the English language and absolute honesty about your country and culture and heritage.
Erotic Aria is a literary social hub in the making for writers and readers of erotica, paranormal erotica and the very very personal blog.
Your sexual text should be explicit and you should of course call a spade a spade and you should never shy away from colorful, descriptive language and you are of course free to use coarse language if such is the nature of your beast, but your choice of words should never be vulgar, obscene, degrading, violent, filthy or discusting - in other words, no smut.
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Discussion in 'A3/S3 Forum (8L Chassis)' started by mattm, Dec 16, 2007.
what will happen if i get a remap, fit a ko3s turbo, and fmic? better or worse
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your car will go faster
lol suppose ask a silly question.... get a silly answer.
I knew in theory it would but i asked as in without extra mods i.e exhaust etc would they cause adverse effects rather than increase power - as in stick a massive turbo on a car without the extra parts and your car will hardly be thankful.
cheers anyway
You will get more power but i wouldnt imagine it would be much much than just remapping on the k03. at least not enough to to justify the cost of fitting the turbo.


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Wi-Fi is about to get a lot faster, more reliable
YouTube videos stopping and starting? Spreadsheets taking an eternity to upload? Connections suddenly dropping?
Many of those Wi-Fi woes could soon come to an end.
An industry group last week began certifying products capable of running on a faster and more reliable wireless network technology. It marked the unofficial beginning of the next generation of Wi-Fi.
Contrary to popular belief, many of the connection problems that home users encounter are often not related to their broadband service but rather to the Wi-Fi routers.
The new technology -- 802.11ac -- has the potential to be up to four times as fast as the current standard 802.11n technology. Smart phones, computers and routers with the new technology are already hitting store shelves, though industry experts don't expect average consumers to start picking up the devices until the holiday shopping season or early 2014
The technical improvements bring Wi-Fi up to par with the sweeping changes in the home entertainment industry. The number of Wi-Fi-connected devices in U.S. households has doubled during the past five years.
Smart phones, tablets and even appliances such as refrigerators and washing machines now compete with televisions, gaming consoles and laptops for a share of a finite network bandwidth. Increasingly, many of those devices are also displaying hours of video a day.
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square of soft paper used to remove feces from one's anus.
The men's restroom did not have enough shit tickets to clean my ass!.
ayon kay dronp ika-30 ng Oktubre, 2010
The common house hold tolite paper
I need to buy more shit tickets
ayon kay Napleo ika-09 ng Hunyo, 2009
A term used when you run out of toilet paper or, halfway through a shit realize that there is none there.
DAMMIT!!! I'm out of SHIT TICKETS again!
ayon kay Slashedace ika-04 ng Abril, 2011
Another name for toilet paper
Hey Derek were out of shit tickets can you grab me some?
ayon kay jonhboy ika-02 ng Agosto, 2014
(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.
"That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That's pretty fucked up."
ayon kay Department of Behavioral Hell ika-23 ng Agosto, 2015
Another word for Toilet Paper. Also known as "Asswipe" (pronounced As-weep-eh)
Mark (from inside the bathroom): HONEY! GET ME MORE SHIT TICKETS!
ayon kay Shabangshwa95<3 ika-13 ng Pebrero, 2009
Anything that is good in a homeless man's imagination
ayon kay Greg stegs ika-02 ng Pebrero, 2010


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BBW Photos » The Busty Lady Meets The Backdoor Men
The Busty Lady Meets The Backdoor Men
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Date June 7th, 2013
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They do not cum hotter or more libidinous than our Las Vegas vixen of XLGirls, Julia Juggs. You can try to tame this voracious, salacious sex kitten but we warn you. She will fuck and suck you so hard, you will be unfit for active duty even in the Salvation Army. A modern-day, big-bosomed Delilah who drains men of their strength. Lewd. Lascivious. Lustful. And all that stuff XL Men love. But it's not your hair she wants. Last we saw Julia, she was a hot, chesty administrative assistant to a lecherous executive in an office meeting that went from dictation to a slam-bam rave behind locked doors.
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Using Reflectors
Grow light reflectors help you make full use of your existing lights. Rather use your lights efficiently than install additional lighting which will cost more. Reflectors range in price from around $40 to over $300.
Light Colours
Plants do not use all colours of light (for example they don't use green light). They also use different colours of light during different phases. During early growth stage, plants need blue light while orange/red light becomes more important during the reproductive stage.
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As an independent grantmaker the City Parochial Foundat
ion/Trust for London (two funds that share the same staff) focuses its work at the riskier end of grantmaking. Chief executive Bharat Mehta believes it has developed a way of grantmaking that really reaches out to those that most need funding, such as refugees and asylum seekers. The foundation has adopted a proactive approach, engages in dialogue with funded organisations and aims to develop trust between the fu
nder and the grantmaker.
We recognise the burden that funders can place upon the funded in the application process, says Mehta. "We visit and help those that may be unused to making applications.
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Colorodo in end of December or in January?
We were looking to book a trip to Colorado, probably Breckinridge, on either the end of December or sometime in the month of January.
We prefer December for scheduling reasons, but is there usually a drastic change in snow conditions between the months of December and January in Colorado to warrant delaying our group vacation.
Definitely January. The end of the December is the absolute worst. Tons of tourist traffic due to holiday trips without the great snow coverage and decent weather that usually accompanies spring break time.
Fuck Breck go to some place off the beaten path it's tourist hell at that time.
The longest i waited in line was 25 mins and that was only because it was at the quicksilver lift at the bottom of peak 9 and i was with my 5yo daughter on her first lift ride. After that wait which seemed like forever we just lapped mercury, falcon. I found that peak 7 got really busy around 11am so we then went back to peak 9, 10. Didn't do a lot on peak 8 but found the CO super chair wasn't a long wait when we did ride 8.
The thing i would say though is, like linvillegorge said the snow coverage was shitty when i was there (about 50% open and not top of peak8) and when i go back (which i will) it will be end of feb start of march as i see its dumping there right now. As for Breck itself i loved the town and enjoyed how nice the locals were (didn't meet BA hahaha) but in all seriousness i loved my 10 days there and the people that i met really did make a great impression. Even my wife who is from Louisiana commented on how nice people are there and thats a lot coming from someone who prides themselves on southern hospitality.
I had a trip booked for early December, but on some sort of intuition I moved it to end of January thank goodness because this year sucked. It wasn't even fully open when we got there but it was better than early December.
I'd go January if you can. It's almost guaranteed to be more coverage.
CJ this year was a crazy exception to the busy side of things. I've never seen a X mas holiday season with this little tourists in the 6 years I've been up here. But on a good year there's a reason you don't see me ride from around the 23rd till the 2nd and that's the lines and shit. I've seen 2 hour lift lines peak holiday season.
As far as the town nothing tops it. There's a few fucktards that hate on tourists here and I don't have a problem screaming at them for that and being that guy. But over all the town knows tourism is our bread and butter and it caters to them. 10 dollar cheese burgers and pay parking all over with 3 parking enforcement officers giving out tickets. But the quality of restaurants, lodging, and shopping is world class.
Hell there's a reason I live here year round.
Yeah I believe it must have been a down year for tourists as everyone I have spoken to says the same things about how busy it gets during holiday season, I guess what we lucked out in snow quality we gained in fewer crowds, which in all honesty is what my wife and girl needed to get more time on the snow, but man I'm mad about how much snow there is now!!
Yeah, the crowds were down this year because there wasn't shit for snow in late December. Things have gotten better in the last 3-4 weeks, but we're still way behind. It's just been nice to actually ride some snow again instead of fucking hardpack.
The more i think about long lines and crowds and the more i think of how i needed a lot more snow when i was in CO the more chance there is of my doing heli boarding in NZ this coming southern winter!
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December is always a crap shoot. More often than not it's just okay. 50-80% of any given mountain is open. Usually on the lower end of that number. Every once in awhile you get a season like last year and everything is open by the Holidays. Then you get this year and you're lucky to have 25% of the mountain open by that time. January is generally a good month in Colorado. Snow fall is typically comes in on a regular basis and the powder days start racking up. It's no guarantee, but it's a more solid bet than December.
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Hey there, I'm heading to Montreal for a weekend trip in a few weeks. Anyone have suggestions for activities, must see places. Also if you know of good places to eat. Thanks!
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I've never been there, but my girlfriend has, and she said that the food there (not just one restaurant in particular, but everywhere she ate) was consistently some of the best food she's ever had. I don't know if she happened to get lucky and just happened to pick the 10 best restaurants in Montreal, or that they legit have amazing food, but if you go to yelp or something similar online and find what's nearby, I'm under the impression you won't be disappointed.
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Schwartz's Deli: there is a reason why it's called "Montreal Smoke Meat".
Don't forget the bagels: Fairmount or St-Viateur.
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If you like a bit of a walk and want an awesome view of the entire city, take a trek to the top of park Mount-royal. Literally gives you a spectacular view over the entire city, and you can see everything.
I spent a little bit of time also at la Centre Bell, especially outside, where there is a tremendous shrine for the history of the Canadiens and their great players. As a Wings fan, it was still an incredible sight to see all that history in one place
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Thanks, I'm hoping the weather will be nice so we can walk around....I did see there was snow shoeing up there, that could be an adventure.
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Admittedly, President Barack Obama is a man of sterling qualities. He has a temperament and charm befitting one probed by the glare of history's contemplation; an intellect suited to the complexities of a seamless 21st century world; and a big-speech eloquence worthy of the historian's pen.
Yet beyond those familiar distinctions, there is an unfamiliar and remarkable charisma born of race, circumstance, youth and personality that has become the stuff of mass mesmerization.
Make no mistake about it, such qualities — as considerable as they are — ought not seduce one into believing the myth which this nation has always known as ill-fated: the idea of the indispensable man.
Whereas America once held true, in the words of Harry Truman, "there is no indispensable man in a democracy," today millions have been proselytized by the likes of MSNBC's Chris Matthew's quasi-religious faith that enshrined the Obama candidacy by saying "This is the New Testament."
American Prospect writer Ezra Klein stated: "Obama's finest speeches do not excite. They elevate. They enmesh you in a grander moment, as if history has stopped flowing passively by, and just for an instant, contracted around you. ... He is not the Word made flesh, but the triumph of word over flesh, over color — over despair."
Most alarming of all is the consensus around Oprah Winfrey's road-to-Damascus moment that beguiled her into saying America is not in need of politicians who simply know the truth, but "politicians who know how to be the truth."
Hailing Obama's arrival in a John the Baptist-like fashion, she baptized him "the One" and the multitudes believed.
In his wonderful book "Liberal Fascism," Jonah Goldberg writes: "This is precisely the sort of thing that American progressives, German National Socialists and Italian Fascists preached: The leader will deliver us from history, the state is the mechanism of our redemption."
Bottom line, it is blatantly un-democratic, frighteningly un-American and eerily reminiscent of the "faith" that was Mussolini's Italy and Hitler's Germany.
Before you trash this column as right-wing fear mongering or extremism, wrestle with the actual arguments.
From atop American pop and literary classes as noted above, to the Santa Clarita Valley herself, there is an undeniable "faith" similar to Europe of the 1920s-1940s that holds one man as indispensable to national progress and longevity.
As one local Democrat told me: "He is the savior!"
As another put it: "I am so taken with Obama."
Or as a former reporter for The Signal said of Obama's inauguration: "This is the greatest day of my life. The hopes of all those who didn't get the follow-up interview or were told they weren't a good fit for the company were vindicated — if only for a moment."
If this were Italy in 1934, these "believers" would be standing hands clasped and singing that old fascist favorite: "You're the top!
You're the Great Houdini! You're the top! You are Mussolini!"
"Camp Obama," as the New York Times dubbed it, was the training ground where Obama volunteers were catechized to never discuss policy or issues, but rather "testify" regarding how they "came to Obama."
On YouTube, videos of glassy-eyed youths crooning about "the One" were pervasive. As "Liberal Fascism" described them, "starkly cultish and spiritual terms" told of their adoration of "the One." Reminded of a certain youth movement in early to mid-20th century Germany? I am.
What it all boils down to is this: The seeds of a type of quasi-religious, lock-step "faith" directed toward one man perceived as indispensable to a nation have come to American soil.
I am not saying these seeds will mature into the drones' "faith" of German National Socialists or Italian Fascists, but the seeds are not foreign to American soil.
Furthermore, I am not saying if you voted for Barack Obama in 2008 you have succumbed to this glassy-eyed, un-American "faith."
I am saying if you hold Barack Obama as indispensable, as "an evolved leader who can bring evolved leadership to our country" (Oprah Winfrey), as "not operating on the same plane as ordinary politicians" (Gary Hart) or the like — whether you put it into those words or not — then the seeds are already in your heart.
The remainder of Truman's quote is: "When a republic comes to a point where a man is indispensable, then we have a Caesar."
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Another large job loss in manufacturing
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Manufacturing employment continued to fall sharply in June, and related industries such as wholesale trade and transportation also lost jobs. The other major industry groups had little or no change in employment over the month.
Manufacturing lost 113,000 jobs in June. Since last July, the industry has lost 785,000 jobs, with nearly three-quarters of the decline coming since the end of 2000.
Employment in wholesale trade decreased sharply for the third consecutive month. Employment declines in this industry have totaled 42,000 since March, reflecting cutbacks in both domestic industrial production and imports.
Employment in transportation and public utilities declined by 11,000 in June. All of the loss occurred in transportation. Manufacturing's severe downturn continued to affect the movement of goods both by truck and air.
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Schumacher yesterday announced he will quit the sport for a second time, after an unsuccessful three-year stint with the German marque that has yielded just one podium finish.
While making his emotional statement to the media, Schumacher mentioned he had a number of options available to him when he leaves Formula One.
He has been linked with a drive in the DTM championship, while Pirelli boss Paul Hembery today told reporters they would be interested in having Schumacher as a test driver if he wanted to put his name forward.
Given Schumacher's criticism of Pirelli's tyres earlier this season, that may be an unlikely avenue for the seven-time world champion to pursue.
Mercedes were thought to be interested in retaining Schumacher's services somewhere within the organisation.
But, when asked, Brawn said: "We have not discussed that, it's not something we have explored as yet.
"Michael's got huge experience and everyone's got massive respect for him.
"It's not possible to say, I think Michael is going to spend a few months just reflecting on - let's say - this new opportunity he has and I am sure he will think very seriously about whatever he'll do.
"But whatever he does, he will do extremely professionally and effectively, but at the moment I have no idea what that would be."
Schumacher had spoken of his "relief" at finally deciding to retire, and his desire to finish the season strongly.
But he paid the price for an error in today's practice for Sunday's Japanese Grand Prix.
The 43-year-old made the mistake of dropping his right rear wheel onto the grass on the entry into the Spoon Curve, snapping the car sideways and into the barrier.
The error left Schumacher down in 10th place as the Red Bull of Mark Webber set the pace, and the German admits the crash has put him on the back foot ahead of Saturday's qualifying.
He said: "I had to go to the medical centre which was a precaution from the FIA but I am 100% okay.
"I think I was already concentrating too much on the corner ahead of me and therefore had a wheel on the dirt and went off.
"Overall, we had not been able to collect as much data as we would have wanted, as we had a lot of breaks working on adjustments to the cars, and we will also have to improve the balance.
"We will now certainly have to work a lot off the track, in front of the computers, and try to find the best approach for tomorrow."
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