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Anal Phone Sex -
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Asian Phone Sex -
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Balloon Phone Sex -
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BBW Phone Sex -
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Bedroom Phone Sex -
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Big Butt Phone Sex -
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Big Tit Phone Sex -
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Are you curious about gay sex. Are you interested in chatting with some bisexuals? Do you get a hardon when you see a well muscled young man strip off his shirt? Does the idea of him giving you a blow job intrigue you? Isn't it about time that you talk with a gay man and chat about your fantasies. Want to mastubate together right now?
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Blow Job Phone Sex -
Blow Job Phone Sex -
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Cheerleader Phone Sex -
Our teenage girls just turned 18 and love tongue kissing. It makes their nipples get hard and juice start to drip from their tiny tight cunts. Ever dream of fucking your school cheeleader? Watch the fold in her crotch as she dances. Think of running your tongue all over her legs and wet pussy and making her have a hard orgasm. Want her to suck your cock? Swallow your cum as you shoot a load in her mouth? You can chat about it all right here now.
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Coed Phone Sex -
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College Girl Phone Sex -
Young, in school, horny and don't want any strings attached. They love to talk about their sexcapades and how their hot pussies drive them insane at times. They want their cunt sucked on and a hard cock crammed in and out as the juices start to flow down their legs during orgasms. Don't be afraid to talk dirty to them - they love kinky chat.
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Cuckold Phone Sex -
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Daddy Phone Sex -
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Diaper Phone Sex -
Like to wear diapers? Have your lady wear them and it's your job to change them when they pee or poop in them? Tell the operator what you like and they will hook you up with a person that understands your fantasy. They will chat very confidential and secret about your fetish. Yes, you can get kinky and naughty.
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Discreet Phone Sex -
All our phonesex numbers are very private and will NOT show up on your credit card bill as for 'phone sex'. Just ask the operator about the fantasy you want to chat about. They will connect you to a person of your interest. If you want to talk with a Lesbian and/or Asian girl or guy they will help connect you.
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Domination Phone Sex -
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Fetish Phone Sex -
If you have a sex fetish. You are on the right page. The most common is a foot fetish. But we have made room for those of you who are turned on by a sexy girl smoking. Or, perhaps, a women in pantyhose and garter belt is more your sexual style. Do you have a leg fetish? Those long slim legs in sheer sexy nylons can drive you wild. Maybe you would like to hear a fetish story about medical stuff or a woman on her period. Dress her up in diapers for some hot fetish baby sex. Want your own cock-sucking sex slave?
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Filthy Phone Sex -
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Flat Rate Phone Sex -
To save some money ask for our BULK FLAT RATES when you call any of our phonesex numbers. You will be able to call more often at these lower rates. Ask the girl or guy you are chatting with what their preference hours are. Many times they will help you if you want to chat with them again.
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Foot Fetish Phone Sex -
So, you like toes, ankles, feet to look at, lick, suck and cum on. Do you like it when a girl gives you a foot job and masturbates you with her feet? Like to hear how a Lesbian likes licking and sucking on toes? Foot worship, high heels, sandles and stockings turn you on. Let's get naughty and chat about in now ... LIVE.
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Gay Bears Phone Sex -
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Gay Phone Sex -
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Gay Teens Phone Sex -
Gay teens pretty much know that they are gay by the time they get their first hard on. It was not some saucy little chick that caused the stir but another slim bodied teen guy. They long to have anal sex and to suck his cock. Gay Boys Sucking huge cocks right on the phone. If you are looking for Gay Phone Sex you are in the right place. It does not matter if you are gay, bi, or just plain curious. We have something for everybody. Gay sex for gays, straight, bi, or just gay curious. Let's chat right now with a LIVE gay male and talk about your fantasy today.
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Golden Showers -
There is nothing like nice warm piss to make sex an even better experience. I love it when the girlfriend spreads her pussy lips and lets go with a great gushing golden stream all over my naked body. It is wet, warm and wild. I also love to pee all over my girlfriends legs, pussy and titties. The golden stream of piss makes her so horny that an orgasm is just around the corner. I love her pissing all over my chest, belly, cock and balls. Very erotic and sexy.
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Grandma Phone Sex -
Granny just loves to get naked for you and have phonesex. She likes to fuck, suck cock, and take the cum squirting in her face. She also loves to suck and lick a lesbian pussy. Tell her to spread her butt cheeks and take it hard in the ass. Old granny is a hardcore fucking machine. When you see grandma smile it means that she is thinking about getting naked for some hot sex. Have you ever had sex with a mature older woman? They are hot.
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Group Phone Sex -
The best group sex is group phone sex. Yes, just ask the operator to chat with 2 different people right now. If you are attracted by group sex call and talk to 2 women who share your group sex love. They may be able to give you some tricks and tips about group phonesex right now. Unknown to lots of callers you can have a group sex phone orgy today.
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Hairy Pussy Phone Sex -
Tell the operator you want to chat with a girl with a super hairy cunt. One that has never shaved and has some beautiful pussy lips hidden beneath that hairy bush. That pink slit is in there - just move the hair slightly and you can see that wet dripping set of pussy lips wanting to be licked and fucked.
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Hand Job Phone Sex
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When chatting with a girl or guy make sure you have the lights turned low, some nice music on in the background and get ready to have some joint masturbation fun. Ask for our BULK FLAT RATE so you can call more often and talk longer for less money. When you are super horny 2-3 times a week simply call and use the lower rates for your phonesex fantasy. Your hobby does not have to break the bank and should be sexually fun for both parties.
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Hardcore Phone Sex -
There is absolutely nothing taboo on this number. No matter how gross, sexy, nasty or devilish you can talk about it here. You call the shots and we will find someone for you to talk dirty with. It will save time if you pick your topic before you call the number. Get yourself prepared for a very hardcore phonesex experience. Have lots of paper towels handy, you will need them when you have an orgasm or two.
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Hot Phone Sex -
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Housewife Phone Sex -
Hubby is our of town and her pussy is talking to her saying 'get some action'. She wants to chat about sucking a hard cock and how she likes to lick on your legs and balls. Lick and kiss up your cock till her tongue reaches your cocks head and then gently start to deep throat your whole cock. She loves the feeling of your cock swelling and then bursting that load of hot juicy cum down her throat and swallowing every drop. Pussy juice is running down her legs as she inserts her finger in her butt hole and screams while she has an orgasm. Yes, you can chat with her about all this and more right now.
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Incest Phone Sex -
Ever think about having sex with your sister, your mom or even your dad? Like to have mommy put her wet pussy in your face? Think of getting a hardon and having your daughter sit her tight cunt right down on it all the way? There is no taboos here and you can talk as dirty as you want in complete privacy. Let's get down and dirty today.
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India Phone Sex -
Are you interested in Asian, Korean, Japanese or other mideast ladies? Just ask the operator to connect you to one of them for some nice oriental phonesex. They really love to talk dirty and kinky so be prepared. The love to push beads up your butt and then as you have an orgasm they gently pull one bead out at a time as your cum pulsates out in streams. They love to have your cock in their mouths when this happens. Sound exciting? Call now.
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Rates vary but you can be thankful that things are way better in the phonesex industry than when your daddy used to call. The cost can vary widely and the cheapest per minute rate is not always the cheapest overall. Avoid phone sex numbers that are going to hook you up with overseas numbers. You will be paying for the phonesex time and also be paying for long distance charges. Try our numbers above for a good phonesex time. Call today.
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International Phone Sex -
Our mideast ladies are from China, India, Korea and Japan and you don't have to pay for international long distance. These ladies are plain fucking dirty talking and will make your dick as hard as a rock. When you hear them reach an orgasm your cock will shoot a huge load of cum all over, so be prepared. There are no taboos. We will talk about anything that pleases you and turns you on right now. Don't be shy.
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Intimate Phone Sex -
How intimate can you stand it. The intimacy of chatting with a girl who is nude? Who will spread her legs and play with her pussy and describe every intimate move. Intimate phone sex means just that. They is nothing hidden and nothing that they won't do to please you. Ask them about their most intimate moments and the girls will describe them to you in great detail.
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Kinky Phone Sex-
This is our kinkies phonesex number and you can ask for any weird or bizarre fetish that turns you on. No holds are barred. No taboos. Be as kinky as you want when telling the operator the fantasy you have and want to chat about. Don't wait, we are hear to help you fulfill your fetish. We are LIVE right now.
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Korean Phone Sex -
If you are looking for Korean phone sex with a Korean babe you just hit home. You are in the right place. A naked Korean babe is here waiting for you. If you are looking for phone sex. The phone numbers here are exactly what you need to have a good time with the girls or guys of your choice. They are happy to fulfill any fantasy that you may have. Do not be afraid to ask. There are no taboos. There is nothing too weird or too nasty to talk about.
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Lesbian Phone Sex -
We have lots of Lesbian and bi-sexual girls to chat with. My girlfriend is bisexual and I love to see her with another woman making love. Kissing, sucking each others tongue and titties, licking each others cunts and more. My girlfriend love to have another girl finger her ass while she sucks on my cock. Sound fun? Call today and tell the operator what your fantasy is.
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Live Phone Sex -
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Mature Phone sex -
Nothing more exciting that dirty chatting with an older experienced gal that loves to tell you about her lifetime sexcapades. Lots of experience in kinky fucking and sucking and anal sex fill their interests. There is no taboos and they are open to any nast talk you want to indulge in. They love to show you their tits and pussies and brag on how their ass can still pump the hell out of a hard cock such as yours. Let's get naughty today.
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Mexican Phone Sex -
You like Latina sluts? They are super hot and horny and love to talk dirty. Their accent is a turn on when they are chatting about sexual ideas. Get your dick hard now and call now. You won't be disappointed with these nasty talking girls we have that are waiting for you to call. There are no taboo so open up your mind and let loose.
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MILF Phone Sex -
Mothers I'd Like To Fuck. These housewives all have kids but when they are at school their number 1 thing to do is get their pussy going in high gear. These ladies will drop their panties in a hot second for some fucking and sucking. There at the grocery store, football game, weeding their flowers but you can bet - their mind is on their cunt and titties and wanting some dirty naughty sex acts. No taboos - call today.
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Mistress Phone Sex -
Are you married but want to have a secret girlfriend? You can, right here. Our girls are very discreet and will give you that naughty and kinky chat that your wife refuses to do. We are slutty talking and acting and will do what you ask on the phone right now. We love anal sex, cock sucking and plain old fashioned fucking. Give us a chance to make you cum now.
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Mommy Phone Sex -
Ever wanted to have incest sex with your mother? Are you ready for mommy to shake her pussy in your face? Maybe tell you how she would like to suck her sons hard cock. You really can talk about anything that you like. We have no taboos. It may be a deep dark secret desire to you but mommy's can be super horny. Your call is always completely private and confidential. Do not worry. Your credit card statement will not show that you have been calling an incest phone sex line.
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Naughty Phone Sex -
Do you feel naughty? Would you like to slip your pants down, grab your cock and get into a little masturbation? Don't do it alone. Call the number above and do it with a phonesex partner. Being naughty with some one else is so much more satisfying. You won't know what to do when these bitches grab your dick. They are real kinky naughty and will make you cum loads. Ask one of them to suck you off and you will swear that she really has your cock in her mouth.
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Older Woman Phone Sex -
An older woman has the experience and knowledge she can share with you. She will tell you when and how she lost her virginity and when she sucked her first cock and swallowed cum. Also the first time a guy put a hard cock up in her ass and that it felt really good. They have lots of sexcapades to share with you. Just ask them plus tell them what your fetish is to do with an older mommy style woman. Call now.
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Oriental Phone Sex -
Like to speak to a Japanese, Korean, Chinese or Indian dirty talking lady? We have the best of the best for you to have phonesex with. They know lots of sexual tricks to chat about when they are laying there naked for you. You can chat with a school girl type virgin or an experienced lady of pleasure. Some are sluts, some just ordinary horny girls wanting to tell you about their sex life and hear about yours. There are even some that are shemales you may want to chat with. What ever your pleasure we will talk about it with you. You pick the topic and we will chat now.
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Pissing Phone Sex -
Do You Want A Golden Shower? Would you like to have a girl or guy pee all over you? On your legs, belly, tits, hair, balls and cock? Would you like to piss on a lady or guy? You tell the operator what your wishes are and we will find a person of your interest to have some pissing fun. Call now.
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Personal Phone Sex -
You can make this sexy personal phone sex experience as naughty as you want. Talk about the most intimate details of your sex life and it will go no further than your phone sex partner. She, or he, will talk about intimate and personal details of their sex lives and loves without hesitation. No taboos, let it all hang out here.
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Pregnant Phone Sex -
Talk to a pregnant woman as she rubs her big fat pregnant belly. Chat about her huge milky tits. How they drip as they get bigger and bigger. Just because she is pregnant does not mean that she is not horny. Ask her to slip her finger into her pink little slit and play with her clit. She will moan with excitement and tell you how she want a nice hard cock inside her pussy now. Ask her if she likes butt fucking? Don't be afraid as there are no taboos here.
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Private Discrete Phone Sex -
Private discreet phone sex where every thing you talk about remains strictly confidential. Your credit card will never indicate your call was for phone sex. These are private conversations meant for adults only. We protect your privacy and you can talk as naughty or kinky as you want. Just tell the operator what your fantasy is and she will connect you to a person of the same fetish interest today.
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Pussy Phone Sex -
What type of pussy do you like? Hairy? Shaved? Partially hairy? Most girls love to talk about their pussies. Open up and ask them what they like about their pussy. Is it tight, loose, juicy, dry, big lips, tiny slit? Don't be shy. Ask them to strip down to bare pussy and play with it. Would you like to hear them pee? No problem. Nothing is sacred, we chat about it all.
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Quality Phone Sex -
Talk to the operator, tell her about your phonesex fantasy and she will absolutely connect you with a phonesex person of interest. You pick the fetish and she will help you. No holds barred. No Taboos. Talk as naughty as you want with a person of your interest. Girls, Guys, Gays, Lesbians, Transsexuals, Asians, Mexicans and more. Dial now.
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Real Phone Sex -
It doesn't get any more real than this. WE ARE LIVE. You pick your fetish, we connect you and you can chat as kinky as you want with your phonesex partner. Nothing held back, we will chat about it now LIVE.
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Russian Phone Sex -
We do have Russian girls to chat with from the home country. Blonde hair, big blue eyes from the other side of the world. Any topic you want to chat about is OK with them. Ask them how they like to give blowjobs. There are lots of variations when you chat with different girls. I'll bet they love to swallow. What do you think? Call now and do some naughty chatting today. Help her reach a climax with sexy talking.
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Shaved Pussy Phone Sex -
One of my favs. I love a clean shaved smooth pussy where you can see the moist wet pussy lips begging for a nice tongue to penetrate them. Waiting for a hard cock to enter and rub on the excited clit. They are so beautiful. Nice pink lips waiting for you to eat them, rub them and finger fuck them. Get her excited now. She is LIVE.
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Shemale Tranny Phone Sex -
Now you are talking my fantasy. I have always wanted to have sex with a pretty female looking transsexual. The thought of some nice titties and nipples and a hard cock waiting to be played with. That is sexy and the best of both worlds. Don't be shy if you have ever wanted to have sex with a heshe. If you have not tried it then you should give it a shot here. We have LIVE trannies waiting for your call.
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Sissy Phone Sex -
We have some nice domination sissy boys waiting for your call. Shy but wanting to talk with a masculine daddy that can get their blood rushing and their cocks swelling. Their bung holes will start quivering thinking you might want to talk about some nice anal sex. Young, smooth and horny and waiting LIVE for you. Call now.
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Sister Phone Sex -
Ever wanted to fuck one of your sisters. Peek at her in her bedroom and want to sneak in there, pull the covers back, and reach in there and pinch her young titties and rub on her moist cunt? Does she have those 'please fuck me eyes'? Many sisters are just waiting to be alone with you. Let's talk about it today.
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Slut Phone Sex -
We have some absolute sluts waiting LIVE for you. They love to talk very very kinky and nasty and want to you treat them like a slut. They also have lots of sexual information as they have been around for a while fucking everything that walks. A wild fantasy is listening to their perverted sex acts as they are not embarrassed to talk about their past. They can help you in dealing with other sluts you may personally know.
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Smoking Phone Sex -
We have girls and guys that like to smoke before, during and after sex. Regular cigarettes or wacky weed turns them on. Light their fire now and call today. They are LIVE today.
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Spanish Phone Sex -
Spanish, Mexican, Latina all describe girls wanting to help you get off today. Nice bubble butts, dark hair, dark brown bedroom eyes, full of spice and sexually HOT. Tiny, petite, brown skin and wild fucking machines. A nice Chica is waiting for you right now, LIVE. Call today.
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Spanking Phone Sex -
Do you like to be spanked by a dominant woman or want to spank a girl or guy for wanting to be naughty with you? Just tell the operator what your fetish is and she will hook you up with a person that has the same fantasy. Get naked, turn the lights down low, some nice music on and dial the number. Our operators are friendly and can connect to to a person with the same type of fetish.
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Submissive Phone Sex -
Would you like to let someone spank or fuck you. Nothing wrong with that sexual pleasure. We can find a dominant male or female to chat with about your fantasy. They will make you do some naughty humiliating things while on the phone. You MUST listen to them and do as they say. They are the master. Call now.
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After a long winter nap, the potager is waking up with new life poking through the leaf mulch in the cutting garden. Daffodils are in full bloom as are some of the early tulips. Wintered over lettuce, arugula and spinach are providing fresh greens for the dinner table. However, most of the garden activity is in the basement seedling nursery, the cold frame and the greenhouse. Peppers, tomatoes, impatiens, and zinnias are germinating on heated propagation mats in the basement. After germination, they will replace lettuce and pansies under the grow lights. More pansies are lining the window sill waiting to be transported to the greenhouse or cold frame to mature a bit more before planting in the gardens and window boxes. Cabbage seedlings and sweet peas did their germination on a hot bed in the cold frame and have joined the rosemary (from fall cuttings) and strawberry plants (from runners) in a cooler area of the cold frame. At the north end the lights have been removed to expose the over wintered lettuce, spinach and arugula to the cool spring air. The greenhouse shelves are laden with cuttings of rosemary, lavender, geraniums, and lantana turned into nice little plants. Orange geraniums, foxglove and more pansies from seeds are waiting patiently to be planted in outdoor pots and gardens. The lemon fig tree is starting to leaf. The Sun Sugar tomato plants are putting out blooms. Blooms are on the strawberry plants that spent the winter in the greenhouse. It is a busy time around the potager! Two beds have been planted with beets, spinach and lettuce. As the weather warms, more beds will be planted. And of course there are leaves to be composted, fountains to be reconnected, furniture to be painted, pots to be washed and all those seedlings to be planted! Busy indeed and I love all of it! Read more of my blog at www.chrystelspotager.blogspot.com
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PLAINWELL, MI – Two words came to mind for Nancy Amaro Thursday as she sought to express her gratitude for the numerous people who have stopped at her family's home in recent days with meals, a hug or a willing ear.
"I am so blessed and so thankful," she said.
But Amaro said the show of support was no surprise.
"She really had an impact on all of these people," Amaro said of her daughter, Zelena Amaro, whose death late Monday in a car crash has led to a steady flow of friends and community members stopping at the Amaros' Plainwell home for support and condolences.
"This is all because of her, because they knew what a beautiful person she was inside and out," Nancy Amaro added.
Zelena Amaro, 18, was killed just before 11 p.m. Monday in a two-vehicle crash at the intersection of Stadium Drive and Fourth Street in Oshtemo Township.
Kalamazoo County sheriff's investigators said Amaro was a passenger in a northbound Chevrolet Monte Carlo driven by Alyssa Stevens, 17, of Otsego, that was struck by a westbound pickup truck.
Amaro was pronounced dead at the scene. Stevens was taken from the scene to Borgess Medical Center and was listed in fair condition there on Thursday.
The truck's driver, Tamera Moore, 71, of Paw Paw, was treated at the scene and released.
Amaro had just graduated from Plainwell High School in May and was planning to attend college in the fall and pursue a career as a dental hygienist.
Nancy Amaro said her daughter was to have attended an orientation Tuesday at Kalamazoo Valley Community College in preparation for the beginning of her college career.
"It's so hard," Nancy Amaro said. "You can't describe anything like this … She was 18, she still had a whole life ahead of her to do great things and touch a lot of hearts like she has."
Nancy Amaro said she learned of the crash and her daughter's death in the early hours of Tuesday morning.
She said the more than two days that have passed since receiving the news have been extremely tough for her and her entire family, which includes Zelena's father, Manuel, and Amaro's two younger siblings, Matias, 15, and Riva, 7.
"You don't want to go through it," Nancy Amaro said. "It's the last thing you want to hear is that knock on the door and those two officers standing there.
"A part of my life is gone. She's gone."
In their grief, Nancy Amaro said the support of those in the Plainwell community, including her husband's employer, Panse Greenhouses, have buoyed her and her family.
And in the end, Nancy Amaro said she is confident that something good will come out of the tragic event.
"She'll be in our hearts forever," Nancy Amaro said. "She made everybody laugh … She had a personality about her.
"She was just full of life."
In addition to her parents and siblings, Amaro is survived by her grandparents, Santos and Esmeralda Zamora Jr., Manuel and Rita Amaro Sr.; and many friends.
Visitation for Zelena Amoro is scheduled for 4 to 7 p.m. today, July 12, at Life Story Funeral Home, 120 S. Woodhams St., in Plainwell, with a scripture service scheduled for 6 p.m.
A funeral service is scheduled for 11 a.m. Friday at St. Margaret's Catholic Church, 766 S. Farmer St., in Ostego.
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Typically, the rash begins five to ten days after beginning ampicillin therapy. Macules and papules appear first on the trunk and after three to four days, the rash becomes generalized. Pruritus is freuqently present and is often severe. This exanthem usually persists for several days and sometimes resolves with desquamation.
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Details confirmed for Chinese New Year
With Chinese New Year arriving on Friday 31st January 2014, London's West End will mark the arrival of the Year of the Horse with its main celebrations this coming Sunday 2nd February.
The festivities begin at 10.00am on Sunday, with a New Year's Parade led by the Lucky Money God; winding through London's West End, before reaching its final destination in Chinatown. An opening ceremony at 12.00pm officially launches the celebrations in Trafalgar Square, followed by an array of stage performances in the Square by performing troupes from China, including acrobatics, traditional dances and a gravity-defying lion dance on high poles. One of the key attractions for 2014 includes the Little Red Flower Art Troupe, an enormously talented group of children from Nanjing, China who will be performing an exquisite variety show.
A second stage on Shaftesbury Avenue, in Chinatown will see performances from local and up-and-coming talent. The Beijing Young Cultural Ambassadors will also make their London debut performing a traditional Chinese Opera.
Chinatown will see traditional craft stalls and food stands being set up outside restaurants. A lion dance will be snaking through the throngs of visitors, stopping by restaurants to wish the owners good luck for the coming year. The Chinese Community Centre will also be staging a mini festival in Horse & Dolphin Yard for the day featuring a tombola, a piñata, Chinese calligraphy and live performances featuring Tai Chi, Taekwondo, Chinese classical music, Chinese drumming and Chinese dancing.
London Mayor, Boris Johnson, who is backing the festivities, said "London will be the best place in Europe to celebrate the Year of the Horse. The horse is an appropriate symbol for what makes our city tick and prosper. It is a powerful yet humble creature, associated with hard work and steadfastness, attributes that London and its population shares and qualities that are vital for our city's future success and prosperity. I had the great honour of hosting a trade mission to China last year and events like the annual New Year celebrations help to underpin the longstanding friendship between our two countries."
2014's Chinese New Year of the Horse celebrations will run from 10.00am to 6.00pm this Sunday 2nd February, and all activities are free to attend. A map showing the parade route and location of all the stages can be seen at
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Crews quickly extinguished a fire that sparked Sunday night near Albuquerque's Bosque.
Firefighters arrived at the scene near Fourth Street and Alameda Boulevard around 9:10 p.m. The fire was under control in about an hour.
Officials said a neighbor called to report a large column of smoke coming from an abandoned home. No one was found on the property.
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On the day he was born, the first words I heard about my son (before he even fully arrived!) were — "I think he has a ton of hair …" And he did! A full head of thick, dark hair that we all stared at in disbelief. In the weeks that followed, the top hair fell out and the back filled in rapidly, leaving him with the classic "old man baby" look that is both hilarious and adorable.
Eventually, it all grew in together and by the time he hit his first birthday he had a thick mop of beautiful, wavy golden-brown hair. It grew and grew and became a lovely toddler mullet, and finally I caved and took him for his first haircut. It was actually not nearly as bad as I thought it would be, and I loved his little boy layers and bangs. But every cute since has been slightly traumatic. But not for him, for me!
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Overlooking Monterey Bay, this motel is within 1 mile of Fisherman's Wharf, the Monterey Conference Center, and downtown Monterey. A large complimentary continental breakfast is served daily. Other amenities include a spa tub, free guest parking, 24-hour switchboard, and free USA Today newspapers in the lobby. Complimentary wireless Internet access is available throughout the motel.
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This weekend families can look forward to a night of laughs with the movie "Mr. Peabody and Sherman."
The new animated film invites kids of all ages on a time-traveling adventure film.
A genius dog named Mr. Peabody and his adopted human son, Sherman, use their Wayback machine to hop across timelines and meet historical figures face-to-face.
But the two quickly find themselves in the middle of a race against the clock to straighten out the timeline to avoid a catastrophic event.
Although family friendly, some critics said the movie doesn't do the original 1960s cartoon justice.
"In bringing Peabody and Sherman to a modern audience, it seems that DreamWorks added content that would surely disappoint Peabody himself," Plugged In Online movie reviewer Paul Asay wrote.
"Yes, 'Peabody's Improbable History' always had a sly sense of fun," he said. "But the show's landmark creativity has turned a tad more crass here."
Still, "Mr. Peabody and Sherman" earned a four out of five for overall family friendliness.
Bob Waliszewski, director of Plugged In Online, shared his thoughts on "Mr. Peabody and Sherman" and other films on CBN News Today, March 7.
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