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"I am Chelsea Manning. I am female," the U.S. Army private said in a statement read on the Today show.
"Given the way that I feel, and have felt since childhood, I want to begin hormone therapy as soon as possible. I hope that you will support me in this transition."
Manning added: "I also request that, starting today, you refer to me by my new name and use the feminine pronoun (except in official mail to the confinement facility). I look forward to receiving letters from supporters and having the opportunity to write back."
Manning's lawyer, David Coombs, said on Today that Manning waited until now to announce his transition so as not to overshadow his criminal case.
Manning's gender identity disorder has been well documented. At one point in his Army career, he confided his confusion over his gender to a supervisor in an email and attached a photo of himself dressed as a woman.
Coombs said Thursday that he hopes Fort Leavenworth will "do the right thing" and provide Manning with hormone therapy in prison, adding that he will fight for that right if his client is denied it.
Coombs said he did not know whether Manning also planned to seek sex reassignment surgery.
The ultimate goal of the gender change is not to be grouped with female inmates, Coombs added, but rather for Manning "to be comfortable in her own skin."
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True. But with Gracie 2nd & Agnes third, and no Russian lady on the podium, that was a shocker!
Kiira winning was a surprise, but it wasn't that shocking. She won TEB before. And she was skating with a bunch of kids. She should stand out.
The shocking part is the fall of Kanako. This girl used to be the darling of the skating world. Gang busting out of junior, ready to be the next Mao. Now, she couldn't even medal at a GP event.
I said years ago, the Russians aren't so good. So what if they can do 3x3 at 12. Try doing 3x3 with breastplate and asspadding. OMG, I should totally consult the Russian coaches, make them wear breasts and asses while practicing and competing. See how competitive they are. They can probably eliminate most of the hyped up wannabes.
I even said if Kostner can do her typical 4-5 triples cleanly, none of the Russians would come close.
And Kiira does have a triple-triple, which is more than can be said of most American ladies currently skating. Thanks for reminding me of her earlier TEB gold, FlattFan. I was trying to remember whether she had won an international event before.
Don't give up on the Russians yet, though. They still have a few years to straighten themselves up, whether for this Olympic cycle or the next one.
Olympia, Gracie has a very consistent 3lz3t, and did 3F3t last year (though she has a slight lip she needs to fix, and which is being called consistently this year). Agnes does a 3t3t very consistently. And Christina Gao did a 3T3T in the SP (but not in the long) at SKAM. The only top US lady who doesn't consistently try a triple triple of some sort is Ashley.
In juniors, Angela Wang does a 3lz3t2t in the LP & 3Lz3T in the SP, Barbie Long does a 3lz3t in the SP, and 2A3t and 3lz3t in the LP. Leah Keiser tries a 3lz3t in both the SP and LP, but typically UR's the 3T. Courtney Hicks attempts a 3f3t, but the 3t was underrotated.
"Next its off to Paris for my second Grand Prix, the Trophée Eric Bompard in mid-November. Its going to be a tough competition with a bunch of younger Russian skaters, and Im going to have to be really strong. Im working on adding a triple-triple combo to my short and long programs, and I feel like if I can get that in both it will make me competitive against these girls. I have a lot of work ahead of me, though."http://espn.go.com/espnw/blog/post/2...tart-my-season
Ash, I wish you wouldn't. Get the easy bronze & go to the GPF. Try the 3/3's there.
If she can hit as she did at SKAM, even if others skate well, she should get a bronze, worst case.
Here's who's there:
No. Name Best Ever Score 1 Elena GLEBOVA 148.71 2 Lena MARROCCO 127.62 3 Mae Berenice MEITE 155.95 4 Jenna MCCORKELL 150.90 5 Polina KOROBEYNIKOVA 164.13 6 Julia LIPNITSKAIA 187.05 7 Elizaveta TUKTAMYSHEVA 182.89 8 Joshi HELGESSON 149.08 9 Christina GAO 174.25 10 Ashley WAGNER USA 6
It is, on the whole, quite a strong field.
Ashley's score at SKAM was 188.37, which is better than all these ladies' best. However, you have to allow for some home cooking of scores; back it off by 5 points, and she still has a good shot of winning, or at least getting a bronze, if she skates as at SKAM. If she adds a 3/3, chances are, the 3t will be dinged for underrotation anyway, if she doesn't fall on it, since it is an element she hasn't been doing lately.
I'm not sure if I'm shocked about W/P not making GPF - as after their first competition a lot of knowledgeable posters suggested it would be hard for them to make it, but I am so disappointed!
I think I am still shocked by the Canton coaching break up! And, sadly, I've seen so little skating but it was shocking to read that Chan came in second and Hanyu's amazing SP was a surprise too. I think most shocking was to read about the Rippon/Song crash - these things happen, of course, but this one seemed particularly dramatic and I felt so bad for both of them, but especially Song.
A good shock/surprise was Gao - way to go!
*Japanese men sweeping Skate America.
*Bobrova/Soloviev twice beating Weaver/Poje.
*Fernandez winning Skate Canada.
*Machida winning Cup of China.
*Gachinski's poor showings at Skate Canada ans COR.
*Mura winning TEB.
I found Bobrova/Soloviev beating Weaver/Poje twice pretty shocking. The Shibutanis did fall down the standings, but I didn't find that too shocking since they slipped a bit last year too. Another huge surprise was Konstantin Menshov's two 4th place finishes at his GPs. I hope the guy gets to go to at least one World Championship before he retires.
All to me...
-Podium sweep by J-boys over Abbott.
-Fernandez winning Skate Canada over Chan.
-Osmond winning Skate Canada over Suzuki.
-Machida winning Cup of China over Takahashi.
-Mura winning TEB over Abbott.
And NHK Trohpy, the last GP event this weekend. I should expect a fourth win by our J-boy, either Takahashi or Hanyu, or 10 medals out of all 18 GP medals, maybe. In accordance with this season's trend, however, I shall expect a surprising win by either Miner or Reynolds over Takahashi and Hanyu. Be cautious, Dai and Yuzuru.
Definitely one shocker of the season for me was the fact that both Tatsuki Machida and Takahito Mura won Grand Prixs, but Daisuke didn't. Who would have predicted that Japanese #4 and #5 woud win a Grand Prix and Daisuke wouldn't?
If they hadn't done that, maybe, just maybe Daisuke could have won TEB...then we would still have had six different GP winners but all to have qualified to GPF, which is very rare to happen, I would believe.


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Catherine Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, and Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, can help you win three Charleston RiverDogs tickets and three Charleston Battery tickets. Seriously.
The Moultrie News announced a new contest Tuesday morning for those with royal baby fever: guess the royal couple's child's first name and you could win six ticket vouchers – three for RiverDogs Upper Reserve seats and three for Battery East Box seats. Because the gender of the baby has not been publicly released, your answer, which has to be on our Facebook page, should include both a male name and a female name. Multiple entries will result in disqualification from the contest, so guess carefully and only once.
If there are multiple correct answers from our readers, we will draw randomly for the winner. If no one gets the first name right, but one of the child's middle names is guessed, that person will win – or there will be a random draw for multiple people who guess a middle name correctly. Prince William's full name, for example, is William Arthur Philip Louis.
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Last week, 61-year-old Alvin Gibbs put on a boxing exhibition that stopped other fighters at the West Side Boxing Club in their tracks.
With his bare hands, Gibbs tore into a punching bag with thunderous punches, letting out shouts and heavy grunts with each delivery. The hits were delivered with such force that they seemed to lift his stocky, 270-pound frame – nearly 100 pounds more than his professional fighting weight – right off the ground.
A round of applause followed the 30-second deluge of punches for the man known in the gym as "Big Al," "Father Al" and "Reverend Al."
"He's the oldest person in here, and he still hits harder than anybody else," said Adalberto "Jerry" Diaz, who, like Gibbs, is a volunteer trainer.
Gibbs may have the hardest punch, but Diaz said he is also the softest touch.
"He's like everyone's uncle here. If a kid is locked out or needs food or to be taken to a medical appointment, all they have to do is ask him, and everyone knows that," Diaz said.
Gibbs is the first to say he was a very different person earlier in life – someone to run from rather than toward.
The Alabama native grew up in Buffalo and Niagara Falls, and spent almost 10 of those years living in three foster homes after his mother became sick, before moving back with her and his siblings.
Gibbs was a tough kid with a reputation for being a bruising street fighter. Later, he used and sold drugs, and he was an enforcer for big-time dealers in Buffalo, Rochester and New York City.
"I worked as a bully for a lot of drug dealers, a lot of them. It didn't take much for me to want to hurt someone," Gibbs said. "I was a 'n - with attitude,' and I had a bad one."
As the 1970s rolled around, Gibbs embarked on a professional boxing career as a light heavyweight, and worked full time as a furnace operator at Hanna Furnace in Lackawanna.
Gibbs' career had some successes but never really took off. He said he was paid to spar with three heavyweight champions – Floyd Patterson, Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier – and that he boxed in the ring with a fourth, Michael Dokes.
Gibbs sparred with Patterson first, prior to a 1971 bout in which the two-time champ beat Buffalo fighter Vic Brown in the old Peace Bridge Arena. Patterson knocked Gibbs down twice over the course of 30 rounds in two days at a gym on Main Street, first with a right hand and later with a left hook.
"When he dropped me, tears were coming to my eyes and everything was bothering me because I wasn't used to that. But Floyd was the epitome of a gentleman. After he'd drop you, he'd say, 'Now, this is how you get away from that punch.' "
Gibbs trained for a day with Ali at his training camp in Deer Lake, Pa. "It was a lesson like you never saw in your life. It was impossible to hit him," Gibbs recalled. "He tagged me quite a few times. He beat me up real good but he instructed me."
Gibbs said Ali also made sure he was paid and looked after in a caring way that was unusual for the often-shady boxing world.
Sparring with Frazier, he recalled, "was a nightmare. Frazier is a hard-hitting man. He knocked me down quite a few times."
Gibbs' boxing career and good-paying blue-collar job came to a sudden halt after he punched and killed Elbert Blake in August 1978, in a brief street altercation in Niagara Falls. Gibbs said he tagged Blake once and saw him get up and leave, never realizing the blow would kill him.
He pleaded guilty to first-degree manslaughter, and in April 1979 Gibbs, then 27, began serving a five- to 15-year sentence in Attica prison. He was released in 1985.
Several years later, Gibbs became a committed Christian, and today is a minister at St. John Baptist Church.
"God has shown me the right way, and that way I can make amends with myself, God and the community," he said.
Despite his faith, he said he hasn't forgotten the suffering he inflicted on people. Asked if it weighs on his mind, he said, "Always, always, always."
It's one reason why Gibbs, who is married and has five children, ages 22 to 45, and is maintenance supervisor for PUSH Buffalo, helps aspiring boxers at the gym.
"I want to be able to get some of these real tough kids and pull them off the streets, talk to them and help them out. I just want to do something to help somebody, give back a little bit."
Those at the gym say the popular "Big Al" – whose booming voice can often be heard shouting instructions to fighters listening in rapt attention – gives back plenty.
"He's like a father to all of us out here," amateur fighter Rondy Bulls said. "When he talks to you he looks you in the eye so you know he really cares about you, and he means it."


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Writes Donna Cline from Pensacola, Florida. "We especially enjoy Zucchini 'n' Carrot Coins this time of year, when fresh vegetables are plentiful. This colorful side dish is attractive with any meat."
- 1 pound carrots, thinly sliced
- 2 tablespoons butter
- 1 small onion, sliced and separated into rings
- 2 small zucchini, cut into 1/4-inch slices
- 2 teaspoons dried basil
- 1/2 teaspoon salt
- 1/4 teaspoon pepper
- In a large skillet, saute carrots in butter for 4-5 minutes or until crisp-tender. Add the onion; cook for 1 minute. Stir in the remaining ingredients. Cover and cook for 4-5 minutes or until vegetables are crisp-tender. Yield: 4 servings.
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Tuesday, April 2, 2013
Is your computer information secure? How can you be sure? These questions will be addressed in "Security 101," a class being offered by the South Carolina Tech Academy of the Coastal Community Foundation, starting Tuesday, April 9.
The recent hacking of taxpayer records at the South Carolina Department of Revenue was a wake-up call for both nonprofit organizations and private individuals alike about the vulnerability of online information.
The class will focus upon the knowledge required to recognize threats to your most valuable asset - donor, organizational, and personal information – and the tools to help keep them secure.
Presented by Bob Hooper, owner of Rent A Bob, a local IT company that specializes in security issues including virus repair, the class will cover topics including: performing a basic security inventory, recognizing and addressing threats such as spyware, malware and viruses and using the free and low-cost tools provided to take action on existing security problems and help prevent future ones.
Participants will be given practical assignments to complete between sessions, which will provide the best opportunity for maximizing learning while directly benefiting their organization.
The class will be held on Tuesdays from 9 to 11 a.m., beginning April 9 and will continue for four sessions through April 30 at 635 Rutledge Ave, Suite 201, in Charleston. Limited to 10 students to maximize learning, the class is open to nonprofit staff, board members and volunteers, as well as interested individuals. The fee is $59.
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A capsule look at Bill O'Brien's weekly news conference.
Opponent: Ohio State (8-0, 4-0 Big Ten)
Last time vs. Penn State: The Lions won last year in Columbus, 20-14
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Line: PSU started out as a 2 1/2-point favorite, but it's now a pick 'em; over/under is 50.
Yes, it is a big game: Coaches often downplay the significance of big games, and O'Brien tried to at first. But this is PSU's biggest game of the season, and the coach appeared to understand that. "For me to sit up here and say it's not a big game, that's crazy," O'Brien said. "This is Ohio State, a great tradition, great players, great head coach, great coaching staff. So it's a big game."
Proud for players: With everything his players have been through during the scandal, O'Brien seems thrilled for them to be in this position with a chance to establish themselves as the best team in the Big Ten. "I would definitely say that these guys have earned the right to play in this type of game," he said. "They've put a lot of time in. They've been through a lot. They've done it. Everything that we've asked them to do, they've done."
Who's the underdog?: O'Brien did a telling little facial gesture and slightly shook his head "no" when told that Ohio State coach Urban Meyer may have suggested the Buckeyes would be the underdogs in this game because of all the talent PSU has on its roster. O'Brien repeatedly pointed out reasons why he thinks Ohio State could give his team problems. "We're playing probably the best team in the Big Ten," he said. The coach also noted, "Ohio State is the most talented team we've played to this point in the season. They're an excellent football team. They're 8-0, and they have very, very good players at every position."
Crowd noise: O'Brien used to frequently mention the 108,000 fans issue when talking about the good things about PSU football, but attendance average is down to 96,357 this year. "I obviously expect 108,000 fans there, and I think our fans will be very, very supportive of our team on Saturday night," O'Brien said.
Student body right (outside): More than 1,000 students are camped outside Beaver Stadium this week at Nittanyville, formerly Paternoville. "I can't say enough about our student body," O'Brien said. "I've been over there before -- I think it was the Northwestern game -- and obviously there's more kids there now. I mean, that's just what this place is all about. Student body that works hard in the classroom, supports their football team and all their athletic teams. It's unbelievable." He again reiterated that he wants the students to show up early for the game.
Birthday boy: O'Brien turned 43 Tuesday, but he said he had no special plans and even joked about it. "I'm not a big birthday guy," he said. "I'm not, my wife will list all the things I really don't enjoy: Birthdays, weddings, theme parks, the beach. But no, I found out it was my birthday when my older brother texted me. He said: 'Happy Birthday.' And that's when I figured it was my birthday."


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Fledgling blackbird. Not a brilliant shot as the birds were in our drive under the garden table and the light was not perfect. Nevertheless, I was pleased to capture this lovely new arrival.
Maybe others could add their first sightings? I for one would love to see them.
That's a good reminder, this is something we do every year so we can all share in everyone else's babies.
Well done on being the first this year, and it is a lovely photo.!
Like Doggie said I will put some up as soon as they fledge around here, currently a race between a starling in our eaves and a bluetit in the neighbours nest box
Dig out the ear plugs! LOL
Thanks for your comments everyone. Can't wait to see some more added.
Got some better photos of the fledgling blackbirds this morning - there were two around. Here they are.
Birdwoman Those two pictures are fabulous.
No pictures i'm afraid but here at the Lodge we have just had a mallard with 13 ducklings leave our pond, a moorhen is still tending to a single chick on the pond, plus a fledged robin was popping around the lawn! They have been very busy here this spring!
Thank you very much Tiger.
How wonderful to see. Our garden is thriving with activity and can't wait to see some more young arrivals.
Two young collared doves arrived in our garden today.
Lovely pictures of your fledglings. No sign of anything in my garden yet although I'm pretty sure a Blackbird is nesting deep in a hedge so I'm hopeful it won't be too long.
Those are beautiful pics Birdwoman.
Here are a couple of pics of a fledgling blackbird in my apple tree today. They were taken through (mucky) double glazed window so not brilliant
...with dad...
Here is a collared dove youngster being fed crop milk...
haven't got any pics of baby blackbirds yet- but first saw fledglings about two weeks ago-look bigger than their parents! must have been those waxworms i'd been feeding them.
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The IMF held its first "Health Reform and You" in-person Patient Education Forum on the impact of the Affordable Care Act (ACA) on cancer patients. Held in conjunction with the IMF's San Francisco Patient and Family Seminar, over 50 patients and caregivers learned the ins and outs of the new California insurance marketplace, "Covered California" and the current and future changes to Medicare.
Dr. Betsy Thompson, Chief Medical Officer from the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services (CMS), in San Francisco started the morning looking at how the ACA will strengthen Medicare and increase affordability in the long term. "Over the next ten years, the average person with Medicare will save $3,500, while those with the highest prescription drug costs will save an average of $12,300," says Dr. Thompson.
Next, Alison Ramey, State Legislative Director for the California American Cancer Society Cancer Action Network, took a closer look at "Covered California", for which open enrollment begins on October 1, 2013. Covered California is a new program designed to help uninsured and underinsured, legal residents of California, compare prices and purchase health insurance coverage – many for the first time. The program will include a range of health insurance plans, available at different prices that will enable consumers to shop online, over the phone or in person to find the plan that best meets their needs.
Patients felt the speakers did a "great job of making a complex topic comprehensible." We are excited to host two more in person events in New Jersey and Chicago in the coming months. We will also be hosting a series of webinars to keep demystifying the ACA.
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Football Alum Sean Baker Signs with NFL's Tampa Bay
Sean Baker, a 2012 graduate of Ball State and a four-year letterman for the Cardinals' football team, has signed a contract with the National Football League's Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Baker, who signed with Tampa Bay as a free agent last spring, has been signed to the Buccaneers' practice squad.
An undrafted free agent safety, Baker was invited to Tampa Bay's rookie mini-camp on a tryout contract. In the final preseason game of the year, Baker tallied six tackles, two interceptions, two pass breakups and one fumble recovery in the team's 30-3 win over the Washington Redskins.
A two-time team captain, Baker was an All-Mid-American Conference First-Team selection in 2011 as a senior after earning second team honors in 2010. He earned Ball State's John Magnabosco Award as the team's most valuable player in 2010 after being a co-recipient in 2011.
Baker set the Ball State career record for interceptions as a junior and completed his four seasons with 18. He was the first player in Ball State history to return two fumbles for touchdowns in a career -- at Buffalo in 2010 and at Indiana in 2008. Baker, who had four multiple interception games in his career, was the active leader in career interceptions among all Football Bowl Subdivision players in 2011.


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My kids have always been a couple of clowns. Recently, they've been more into jokes than normal, searching the library catalog for joke books and trying out some mini stand-up routines in the living room.
It's my job to encourage this, and I do so happily. I happen to love comedy. I think comedians are brilliant.
However, there is a limit to how many times I can laugh at a joke that begins, "Why did Tigger look in the toilet?"
Yes, the punch line is just what you're thinking. You can thank my boy for that one.
I'd like to be able to stop pretending to laugh at my kids' jokes very soon, so we're trying to help improve their comedic efforts. It's just more fun for all of us when the jokes are actually funny.
What they need are some quality comedic role models.
I'm no comedian myself, but I did grow up watching Carol Burnett and the Muppet Show. My brother and I stole our parents' Bill Cosby stand-up cassette and listened to him feed his kids chocolate cake for breakfast over and over again. (Cassettes =primitive sound recording and playback devices from the olden days. Just so we're all clear).
These types of shows don't seem to exist on TV today in any kid-appropriate way, which is why I love YouTube as an instructional tool.
Sometimes, I show them the classics. We watched this Steve Martin King Tut skit after the Mars Curiosity Rover team referred to it in a Twitter feed this summer. It's timeless and physical and has inspired a number of hilarious dance routines in our house.
Sometimes, they need modern examples, like this clip from the Jimmy Fallon show that changes the lyrics to popular songs into jokes about the holidays. It's funny, and it's relatively easy to do, so I was hoping it would be inspirational.
Now, my kids won't stop singing about eggnog and ugly sweaters, but that's a price I'm willing to pay.
We use YouTube to learn about, like, science and stuff, too. For example, we are currently investigating methods of chicken hypnosis. (Just joking!) However, since comedy requires critical and creative thinking, I still think this is an important educational endeavor.
So tell me, moms, have you heard any good jokes lately?
Claire Boyles is married with two children. She and her husband own a farm. Read her Thursdays on Greeley Moms and regularly on her personal blog at littlefarmbigworld.blogspot.com.
There is a limit to how many times I can laugh at a joke that begins, Why did Tigger look in the toilet?


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Facebook founder, chairman and CEO Mark Zuckerberg and his wife Priscilla Chan; Google co-founder Sergey Brin and his wife, 23andMe co-founder Anne Wojcicki; and Russian billionaire Yuri Milner today awarded $3 million each to 11 biotech and biomedical pioneers through their Breakthrough Prize in Life Sciences Foundation.
"These prizes will be awarded for past achievements in the field of life sciences, with the aim of providing the recipients with more freedom and opportunity to pursue even greater future accomplishments," the foundation stated on its website.
The foundation's 11 winners were honored yesterday in a ceremony at University of California, San Francisco's Mission Bay campus:
"We are thrilled to support scientists who think big, take risks, and have made a significant impact on our lives. These scientists should be household names and heroes in society," Wojcicki said in a statement.
Said Brin in the statement: "Curing a disease should be worth more than a touchdown."
Milner last summer awarded $3 million Fundamental Physics Prizes to nine physicists, and is set to name another set of winners on March 20. "Solving the enormous complexity of human diseases calls for a much bigger effort compared to fundamental physics and therefore requires multiple sponsors to reward outstanding achievements," Milner said in the statement.
Milner, Wojcicki, and Zuckerberg also serve as directors of the foundation, which is being chaired by Art Levinson, chairman of Apple's board, and chairman and former CEO of Genentech before its $47 billion acquisition by Roche in 2009.
The $3 million awards are more than twice the sum earned by individual Nobel laureates, making breakthrough the world's richest prize for life-sci achievement. Going forward, the foundation said, it will award its $3 million prizes to five life scientists annually, for a total $15 million.
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2 - 3 Oct in Saitama, Japan
Senior Ladies & Men (invitational)
2 - 3 Oct in Saitama, Japan
Senior Ladies & Men (invitational)
The website is here:
Team Japan is Asada-Ando-Takahashi-Kozuka, already announced.
Team North America and Team Europe not yet given, but some skaters have mentioned about the possibilities.
This year the game seems to be all eligible skaters competing.
Takeshi Honda is a "guest skater" so he's not in the team.
If Lambiel comes, he'll also be a "guest skater", I think.
This Japan Open should be a try-out chance for the top Japanese skaters to get accustomed to the new rules, because those top members usually aren't assigned to international B comps.
Maybe not the case for the members of other teams but still a season-opening challenge for sure.
Rochette did very well last year in this comp.
JO is somewhat a cheesefest but the judging is IJS and the protocol comes out for the individual skaters, so never an event to be thrown away.
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Team North America
Rochette (CAN), Nagasu (USA)
Buttle (CAN), Rippon (USA)
Yes, so I see it now on the website!
Then it'll be only Team Japan without a pro .....
If Lambiel gets in Team Europe, that is.
Wow the 2 teams sound really competitive. But unfortunately I don't think Lambiel can be a part of the Team Europe, Japan Open is one of that "competitions" where he is banned for 2 years
Nevertheless he can perform in the gala
JO is "open" for eligible and ineligible (i.e. pro) skaters. Inviting Lambiel should be no problem and he'll have it. I'm curious if Plushenko comes. He's working very actively in Japan these days.
Team Europe
Laura Lepisto, Sarah Meier
Evgeni Plushenko, Michal Brezina
Rochette will dominate this one like last year if she participates
Nagasu out
Phaneuf in
Many of you must be disappointed. The official site says just "injury". Nagasu already has canceled trips to Japan three times in just about one year. I'm afraid she won't be invited to IMG related events in Japan in future.
I thought Nagasu has a stress fracture in her foot and has been off the ice for a few weeks. If so, she's got more immediate problems and things to worry about than not being invited to IMG events in Japan in the future. So far, she's still on the roster for GP events, the first of which is CoC in November.


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Literally means "Your mileage may vary" but is often used in forum talk meaning that your results will vary
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Literally, "Your Mileage May Vary," coming from the small print in (American?) automobile commercials in the 70's and 80's. It has come to mean an acknowledgement that the opinion of the poster may not be shared by everyone.
I thought Weezer's later albums were better than their earlier works, but YMMV.
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作者 Anonymous 2003年3月30日
Internet shorthand used to represent 'your mileage may vary' meaning 'how far you will be able to go depends on (usually external) factors relating to yourself', such as locality. Often used in deal forums to indicate that the OP (original poster) was able to complete the deal but it is unlikely or uncertain that others will be able to do the same. Can also be used to represent 'your market may vary' which is more appropriate for internet deal forums and more easily translates to some, especially people foreign to the english language. Often used in internet forums to indicate the likelyhood of something happening is uncertain.
I got that Hard Drive for a quarter, but ymmv!
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When she said YMMV, boy did she mean YMMV.
作者 bill the cat 2008年7月10日
Used in forum discussions for deals. Means "Your Market May Vary" because some big chain stores only offer deals in specific markets or products may sell out fast in your market area. Also translated as "Your Mileage May Vary" by people who don't know what they are talking about.
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Small shit-soiled pieces of toilet paper that become tangled in ass hair.
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A cookie that has been placed between one's asscheeks for a period of time, 5mins to a half hour,once ass juices are absorbed the cookie is then strategically placed for an unwitting victim (normally a fat asshole)to find and eat.
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Teachers Under Attack in TennesseePosted Tuesday, September 6, 2011, at 9:52 AM
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There's a button in my office that says "if you can read this, thank a teacher." It's a simple, but true statement. Each and every one of us has benefitted from the knowledge and nurture of a quality educator. These teachers often work long hours for little pay, going above and beyond the call of duty because they are dedicated to seeing our students succeed. Now, unfortunately, these dedicated men and women have come under attack in Tennessee.
This legislative session became an attack on teachers when we stopped talking about education reform and instead focused on politics. Nowhere was this more evident than HB 130, the repeal of the Professional Negotiations Act. The PNA, which had been in place in Tennessee since the 1970's, allowed teachers to participate in the political process, join professional associations and negotiate collectively with school boards. Now, under HB 130, our teachers no longer enjoy these rights.
This legislation attacked our teachers and public education on three fronts.
First, teachers have been stripped of their right to participate in the political process. Under HB 130, teachers cannot deduct dues from their own paycheck to a professional association if that association is involved in the political process. Besides being extremely vague, this new provision is grossly unfair to teachers when compared to the rights enjoyed by other professions. In no other line of work can the government mandate to the individual what they can or cannot deduct from their own paycheck. This is a massive overstep of the state government and a truly unnecessary mandate.
Second, this legislation robbed teachers of their right to effective professional association. In almost every line of work, employees are encouraged to join a recognized professional association to advocate for their issues both in the workplace and in the government. I, for instance, belong to the Tennessee Bankers Association who represent my interests as a banker in Nashville. Every profession in Tennessee from farmers to home builders to lawyers to truck drivers to doctors has a united professional association looking out for their interest--except teachers. Under this new law, teachers no longer have a united professional association. Rather they have been broken up into a multitude of smaller associations to dilute their collective voice.
Finally, Lt. Governor Ramsey and his friends have taken from our teachers the right to negotiate on behalf of our children. The Lt. Governor and his allies want you to believe that professional negotiations are just about benefits to teachers, but this simply isn't true. Our teachers negotiate for things students need to be successful. They have negotiated for smaller classroom sizes, usable chalkboards, new text books, increased security measures and access to classrooms for student extracurricular activities. Alternative schools are a product of professional negotiations in Sullivan County, while teachers in Hancock County had to use professional negotiations to get basic janitorial services to keep students safe from flu and lice outbreaks. Now, under HB 130, teachers can't negotiate for these basic classroom necessities.
I opposed HB 130 and the repeal of the Professional Negotiations Act because it is ill advised legislation motivated by politics, not good public policy. Despite what its proponents want you to believe this law did nothing to further education reform. It didn't put one more teacher in the classroom. It didn't put one more student in college. It didn't help one more graduate get a job. All this legislation did was punish teachers because they didn't send a campaign check to certain legislators last fall. Our teachers work hard and they deserve to be treated better than they were by the General Assembly.
As always, if you have any questions about this new law or would like to hear more about another issue, please contact my legislative office and we'll get your questions answered as soon as possible. Have a great week!
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Why do some of the legislators and the Governor have against teachers? If it were not for us, the Governor would not be in office or none of the legislators would be able to read!
I know the the TEA and NEA usually endorse a Democrat because they do believe in the value that teachers have in all lives.
We should unite, along with other union members, and do what has been done in Wisconsin and Ohio. Make sure the people who feel this way won't have a chance to serve again.
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Is your Purslane a short, creeping variety? Both Roger Doiron <PRO> & Farmer Dave <CON> have written about Purslane here on kgi.org. I have research files on Purslane, in part because it is one of the few plants that proves Omega 3 fatty acids. I love using common weeds & I'd love to pickle Purslane using either Johanna Green's QUICK PICKLE recipe or David Kelly's PICKLE BRINE FORMULA in the kgi archives - where he reveals the perfect balance of salt & vinegar to keep pickles crisp. I will be growing Purslane in my garden this summer - a culinary variety from Pinetree Seeds, which describes reddish stems & *soft green leaves.* I hope the *soft* refers to the color, since i am envisioning pickled Purslane this winter. I want to try the creeping variety too, from one of our alleys.
Thanks, Antonis - you've mentioned Linseed oil before! I will check the health food stores here. In our town the installed street trees are Linden trees. Do you know if that tree is the source?
Thank you for this info, Antonis! And how did you know I am < still > interested in carving? Today my dear E posted some photos on FB of finger-rings carved from wood < she thinks > with insets of lichen. I thought the rings might be stone. I mentioned your Linden info to her ... :-)
Hello Antonis - Could you please post a recipe - even with a photo - of your salad that includes wild Purslane? I was selected as one of four people to have a private garden plot at our Blaine County Hunger Coalition food-bank garden. There they weed out the Purslane *weeds* & today a visitor to the garden told me she also composts all her Purslane weeds. Seedlings in my Purslane & Alyssum flat are still too small to tell if this *culinary* variety from Pinetree Seeds will be different than the creeping variety. I told the visitor I was going to pickle mine for winter use - so a tested summer salad recipe would be nice.
Thank you for those Purslane tips - I apply my viniagrette ingredients in the opposite order, thinking the lemon juice or vinegar first would wilt the greens more. Does that happen? - as a desireable effect you're going for? Your saute tip is useful - my flat of pretty *Culinary Purslane* seedlings is coming along ...
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If they were going to move him-doubt it, I would give whatever they wanted. Malkin has and will continue to out score most of our forwards combined. He has 560 career points in 458 regular season games. In the playoffs he has 97 points in 82 games. That my friends is production. Proven production. That is better than either Datsyuk or Zetterberg. Malkin would be our best player and it isn't even close. At 26-soone to be 27, he has 8-10 GREAT years left.
On the open market he would get a 7 year (max) 70 million deal. If he resigns with his current team, they can go to 8 years. This is big. As for paying him, how much wasted money are the wings currently carrying? Bert-2 million, Sammy-3 million, Q-almost 4 million, Cola-2.5 million, Cleary-3 million. That is 14.5 million just on those guys.
But we would have to move our prospects. So? At best 1 out of 5 ever make it. Most don't. Nyquist, tatar, and Anderson will never produce the same amount as Malkin. Heck he might even produce MORE playing with his countryman and Ideal-Datsyuk.
Our issue this past year was O. Adding a 50+ goal guy fixes that overnight.
Now wil this ever happen? No. Holland doesn't have the stones for this type of move anymore. This would be a better move than when we traded Primeau for Shanahan.Yes Kieth turned into a great player-before the head injuries, but Shanny got us 4 cups. In the end that is what matters. Cups. Malkin makes us a cup contender. The others don't.


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