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5 Ways You Know It's Time to Get Married
#2. Neither of You is in Debt to the Other
It sounds superficial to say that finances play the second most important role in a marriage -- romantic types would say that if their love was so fragile that money could break them up, maybe they were doomed from the start. But if you don't get realistic about this right now, you're going to find yourself in the same situation I was in six years ago.
I was working a shitty job, my ex wasn't working at all. Our third and final child was just born, and we were going down the list of friends who could loan us enough money to keep the electricity on. That was a regular thing with us because not only did we live well below the poverty line, but we didn't know how to budget the little money we did have -- my idea of budgeting was making sure I had beer in the fridge at all times. But here's the thing; it wasn't the shitty house and car that put pressure on the relationship. It was the stress. The constant arguments, the constant assigning of blame.
"Hey, unless you have a walkthru in that pile, you need to fuck right off."
The money just brought all of our mistrust into focus, this constant suspicion each of us had that the other one wasn't pulling their weight.
Try This:
"Pulling their weight." That's the problem.
Don't picture your relationship as two people pulling a wagon. It's like two legs carrying a person.
... wait, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, legs.
If you break a toe, your legs don't have an argument about the fact that one of them is forcing you to limp. You just automatically change your stride and keep going.
It's hard as hell to get into the two legs mindset. If, say, you're working and the other one isn't, or if you're working more hours, it's easy to get to thinking that it's your money, like you're the father doling out an allowance, and that your significant other has to answer for every penny.
Or, you get into this bullshit math where you take home $500 a week and your girl or guy brings home $300. Your bills are $600. So, since you're using everything in the house equally, you split the bills down the middle, $300 apiece. Now she has nothing, and you have $200 left over, which you hold up in front of her, flipping the bills past your nose and sniffing deeply. "Mmmmm ... I sure do love the smell of sweet, sweet money. Bet you wish you had some."
Though, honestly, it is pretty funny if you do it just the one time.
That's when money destroys relationships. When you're still thinking in terms of what's yours and what's hers, and what each of you have "earned" in money or time or unpleasant tasks that need doing. As long as you're keeping a separate score, you're still not thinking of yourselves as a couple. You're just roommates.
You have to get to the point where you can trust each other to draw from the same pool, and if the girl says she needs $50 worth of (vagina polishing cream? I don't know my girly products) that you trust she is being responsible. And when your job earns you some extra money in one particular week or month, you both get to decide how it's spent. Even if it was your working overtime that earned it. Otherwise, everything becomes a battle.
"Hmmm ... well I did buy that whore yesterday, but to be fair, you bought dish soap last week."
In our case, when Emily moved in, she was coming from several states away. When she got here, it took her a couple of months to land a job. I had to carry us for a bit. And, maybe because I've been on the "carried" end so many times, I didn't feel the need to compile figures in a spreadsheet, figuring out what she "owed" me. I knew she would do the same if the roles were reversed. Hell, the roles could be reversed tomorrow. And she would step up.
But once you get into that bullshit of thinking the other "owes" you, that's a never-ending swirl down the drain. And again the debt isn't always about money, it can be because you did more chores last week, or changed more diapers, or you didn't jump down their throat when they forgot something important. Forget about which of you is in the plus column, the fact that you're keeping score at all means your relationship is already dead.
"And with my dishes yesterday, that puts me two ahead. That means I get ass sex tonight."
#1. You Are Truly Grasping What "Forever" Means
My doomed marriage didn't begin with a romantic gesture or a planned proposal. It was an ultimatum. She told me point blank one day, "If we're not married by July, I'm moving on." Back then, I didn't understand what "marriage" actually meant. Not really. To me, it was a ring and a piece of paper that said we were officially hooked up. I knew that if we didn't work out in that first year, we could always get an annulment. And if we lasted longer than that and ran into trouble, a divorce wasn't unheard of. In fact, it was pretty common.
So I did it. We went up to the courthouse and signed some paperwork. We paid a small fee. Then we met in the town park and had a quick five-minute ceremony in which four people attended. And just like that, we were married. Ten years later, I was sitting dumbfounded, alone in my new apartment, trying to figure out what went wrong.
"What the hell just happened? And who shrunk my '80s TV?"
I wasn't exactly the type of person who planned years ahead for things, so there was never this clear idea of, "This is the only woman I'm going to be with until the day I die." It was just the next thing to do. When you've been with a girl for a while, you sign these papers and she changes her name.
Try This:
Imagine marriage didn't even exist as a thing. Like imagine you didn't live in a society where marriage is expected and where you continually get shit from people for not "tying the knot." Imagine all of those social pressures were gone, nobody was nagging you about it. Would you still make the promise to stay with this person forever? Are you getting married because you want to be married? Or just because that's what people do? A stunning number of marriages seem to happen because of the latter.
"I just thought I looked pretty in the dress."
About a year ago, Emily and I discussed marriage, and I told her that under no circumstances did I ever want to go through that again. I had been down that road, and I couldn't imagine having to deal with all the bullshit a second time. We didn't fight or argue about it, but there was still a short time where I didn't know if she was going to wake up one morning, call it quits and move back home.
But she didn't. She thought it over for a few days and then told me that she was planning on staying with me forever, whether we got married or not. She respected my feelings and accepted my decision on the subject.
She didn't even take a swing at me.
She made me realize that there exists a commitment so deep that some people are willing to bind themselves to its vows even without a piece of paper and a preacher to walk you through them. And I feel the same way she does. I mean, when you boil it right down to the basics, I'm committed to never cheating on her. I already love her, and I always will -- true, honest love isn't something that just dries up one day. I will always take care of her, no matter what the circumstance. I'm prepared to spend the rest of my life with her ...
... Oh. Well, I guess when I put it that way, I'm actually kind of surprised we aren't already married by now. I can be kind of a dumbass from time to time.
Emily Clark, will you marry me?
Update: She said yes. Which is a relief because it means I don't have to fist-fight her now.
Update 2: As of August 23, 2012, we are officially married.


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Mens Golf Takes Second at Yestingsmeier Memorial
MUNCIE, Ind. – Led by Albert Jennings' final-round 73, the Ball State men's golf team held firm in second place Tuesday to close out the Earl Yestingsmeier Memorial Invitational at Delaware Country Club.
The Cardinals put a dent in a sizable Toledo lead late in the round but finished eight shots behind the Rockets with a three-round total of 1,108. Six golfers competed for each of the 11 teams with the top five scores counting, as opposed to the usual five-count-four format.
Ball State turned in a score of 378 as a team for the final round on a difficult day with gusting winds and chillier temperatures. Zach Yinger and Derek Kundenreich both shot 74, while the Cardinals also counted a 77 from Connor O'Neal and an 80 from Tyler Ostrom.
Jennings was Ball State's top finisher for the event at 5-over par 215, taking third place for his best career finish. Toledo's Otto Black closed with a 75 but still managed to win by five strokes, finishing as the only player in red figures at 1 under. Marian's Vince Drahman was second at 4 over.
The tournament named for former Ball State coach Earl Yestingsmeier featured his former pupils leading the top two teams. Current Cardinals coach Mike Fleck and Toledo coach Jamie Broce both played for Yestingsmeier at Ball State. Fleck also coach Broce for his final year in Muncie.
"It was fitting for our teams to finish one, two," Fleck said. "I know if we couldn't win it, coach would have wanted Jamie's team to win. Our guys hung in there in some challenging conditions today; we just could not quite catch Toledo."
The Cardinals placed four players in the top 10 on the final individual leaderboard. Following Jennings in third, Yinger and Kundenreich tied for seventh at 10-over par 220. Ostrom was two shots behind them in a tie for ninth at 222.
It was the best career finish for Yinger and also for Kundenreich, the local product from Yorktown who was competing in just his second collegiate event.
O'Neal tied for 38th with a 54-hole score of 235, while Quentyn Carpenter tied for 54th at 243 to round out the lineup for the Cardinals.
Ball State's home tournament has been named for Yestingsmeier since 2001-02, but this year was the first time it was a memorial event. The long-time coach and sports information director passed away in January at age 80. He led the Cardinals to 107 tournament titles and 11 NCAA Tournament appearances during his 36 years as golf coach.
Ball State will now turn its attention to the Mid-American Conference Championships, slated for May 1-3. The event will be played at Prairie View Golf Club in Carmel, Ind.
For the most up-to-date news on Ball State men's golf, follow @bsuathletics, @BallStateMGolf and @mikefleck on Twitter.

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WBB Plays At Northwestern Thursday In WNIT
The Cardinals Nest
- After a thrilling run to the 2014 Mid-American Conference Tournament championship game, the Ball State women's basketball team (18-16) learned its season would continue Monday, as it was extended an at-large invitation to play in the 64-team Women's National Invitation Tournament. The Cardinals will play at Northwestern Thursday at 8 p.m. EST.
- The Ball State women's basketball team will be making its second-straight WNIT appearance, and fifth overall, after winning two WNIT games for the first time in program history last season to advance to the Final 16. During its 2013 WNIT run, the Cardinals knocked off Big Ten foe Minnesota 54-51 on the road and scored a 53-48 win over Northern Iowa at Worthen Arena. In the Final 16 game, the Cardinals suffered a 60-48 loss at Kansas State.
- The Cardinals had a seven-game winning streak heading into Saturday's MAC Tournament championship game, including tournament wins over No. 12 seed Kent State, No. 9 Northern Illinois, No. 4 Buffalo and No. 1 Bowling Green. Ball State is only the third team to ever win four games and the first team to ever play five in a single MAC Tournament. The Cardinals were also just the third No. 5 seed in league history to compete in the MAC Tournament title game.
- The game Thursday marks the first-ever meeting between these two schools in women's basketball. Northwestern is a member of the Big Ten Conference. The Wildcats enter the game with a 15-15 overall record and went 5-11 in league action. The winner advances to face either fellow Mid-American Conference opponent Central Michigan or IUPUI for round two of the Women's National Invitation Tournament, March 22-25. Ball State has faced one Big Ten team this season when it opened the 2013-14 season at Purdue (Nov. 11) which resulted in a 63-57 loss for the Cardinals. The Wildcats went 1-1 against the Boilermakers this season, winning at home 71-68, Jan. 9 and then suffering a 90-65 setback in West Lafayette, Jan. 23.


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Wednesday, February 27, 2013
The completion of the town's regional recreation complex continues to be the centerpiece of Moncks Corner Mayor Bill Peagler's goals and visions for the coming year.
The mayor has outlined his vision for 2013 for the town and his administration.
"The main objective is to get the park to a point where people can see progress," Peagler said. "I'm glad to see where we're finally getting to a position where we can provide that service to the townspeople."
Passers-by heading down Main Street should see some rapid changes to the park in the coming weeks as construction on the Phase I portion of the recreation complex is set to begin.
"We've heard some optimistic completion dates … but more realistically we're looking perhaps into the fall or winter for a completion date on the Phase I portion of the recreation complex," Peagler said.
The mayor added that the town is currently seeking funds to include tennis and basketball courts in addition to the walking trails as part of the Phase I design and construction. "We hope to be able to include these amenities," he said.
Peagler also said it was important to continue being fiscally responsible during these difficult economic times without sacrificing quality of life services provided by the town, "I think we've done that over the years," he said. "We want to continue to provide services that people really desire. We've got the recycling program off to a really good start.
Another key point in the mayor's vision for the town is the expansion of the intersection at Live Oak Drive and Main Street. The two-year project is still in the design phase with the bidding process beginning around November 2014.
"There is a lot that's going to happen at this intersection," Peagler said. "The power lines have to be moved underground first. Then decorative poles will replace the current ones to make the intersection more aesthetic. We also want to continue the underground wiring project out to Berkeley High School."
Peagler said turning lanes will be added coming off Live Oak and onto Main Street/Highway 6 heading out of town. The intersection expansion will help ease traffic flow into and around town during peak times of the day.
The mayor remains steadfast in his conviction that Moncks Corner needs a hospital and patience is wearing thin with both health care providers Trident and Roper-St. Francis as the dispute nears its fourth anniversary in June.
"My position hasn't changed," he said, "If the entities fighting over this really looked into where the need actually exists they'll see if there's going to be a hospital in Berkeley County it belongs in Moncks Corner."
Peagler said it's a quality of life issue for rural residents of Berkeley County.
"The northern part of the county is really under-served," he said, "I would love to have a hospital here, not only for the economic benefit but to add a quality of life service to the residents of rural Berkeley County."
The town also has plans to add more sidewalks in town and to build a second fire station in the Fox Bank community, working in conjunction with the Berkeley County School District on the site selection and construction process.
"We're currently working with the school district on the fire station plans for Foxbank and they have asked us to hold off on our work on the new station until they have a better grasp on the logistics of the new school they want to build there," Peagler said.
Peagler concluded by saying his vision for Moncks Corner is "all about people and doing more for the people."
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Roll on the 120mp APS-H sensor Canon produced in 2010
Quote from: RLPhoto on August 04, 2012, 10:30:16 PMIf it surpasses or just evenly matches the D800 in RAW IQ. Alot of 5d3 users will be quite angry at canon. (Me Included)Why?You bought the best Canon camera that satisfied your needs and budget that was available at that point in time.Seriously, people who think like this about digital cameras need a reality check.
If it surpasses or just evenly matches the D800 in RAW IQ. Alot of 5d3 users will be quite angry at canon. (Me Included)
Quote from: EchoLocation on August 04, 2012, 11:27:16 PMI am tired of Canon offering similar or inferior products to Nikon and pricing them significantly higher....you mean, like featherweight Big Whites, the TS-E 17 and 24 II, the MP-E 65, the built-in radio flash ETTL triggers, the entire Cinema line, the 12 FPS 1DX...?Get a grip, man. Nikon's got a marginal advantage on one aspect of one feature of their cameras -- one that even comes with far more substantial image quality problems than it "solves" (color balance problems especially).Sure, Nikon ekes out an extra stop or two of shadow recovery in scenes with truly miserable light. And if you make your living shooting in truly miserable light and you really need ISO 400-equivalent noise in your four-stops-pushed shadows as opposed to ISO 1000-equivalent noise, then maybe the D800 really is best for you.But don't kid yourself into thinking that Nikon's making better cameras, let alone a better camera system. The stop or two of "extra" noise in the Canon shadows notwithstanding, the 5DIII blows the D800 out of the water. Color rendition, autofocus speed, autofocus reliability, framerate -- all those things that separate a modern camera from a Brownie, the Canon has the D800 beat hands down.Cheers,b&
I am tired of Canon offering similar or inferior products to Nikon and pricing them significantly higher.
RPLPhotoThis is the way I look at it. If you are able to make money with the 5D MKIII then you should be happy. If you believe you can make more money using a higher pixel camera you could either move to Nikon or wait for Canon to release their high MP camera. The choices are still there and I love the fact the choices are still there. When the D700 did not have video and people wanted video they moved to the 5D. When the D700 guys wanted just video and not high MP they really did not get what they wanted. The point I am making is we do not control what marketing decisions these pick companies make. What I know is these guys cannot ever satisfy every customer. The only thing I can control is to go out the and shoot the best images I can using the best equipment that works for my budget and business. You look at the photographer galleries at the London Olympics and they still seem to be dominated by Canon gear. These guys make money from their trade. And if Canon has kept them happy then I guess someone in their marketing has got it right. JMHO.
EchoLocation,Canon and Nikon will sell and price their cameras at a point where they can sell. As long as you have reached a point as a photographer where your skill level can overcome the equipment deficiences you should not have any problems with either. Nikon and Canon are the top 2 companies now and even year of two one of them will be in a slight lead. Don't let minor diffrences get in the way of you photography.
as far as I can remember, complanis about 5D Mk II were mainly in regard of its AF and maybe slow burst rate - nothing about not enough reoslution and dynamic range - so Canon responded to complains upgraded AF to best and gived us 6 fps and all-in-all better all-around camera
I'm going to have to take issue that anyone was screwed by Canon or this rumored high mp camera. I use my 5dm3 with complete satisfaction cept some niggles like focus point viewablity. The other i take issue with is that people think the 5dm2 stole the ground from the 1dsm3, like that could happen. Canon made it for those who need the build and durability and those who did got what they wanted, they didn't buy a 5dm2 instead. Seriously, Canon isn't hurt by you not buying a 1d series. They made it for the hc pro's and anyone who wants to plop down the money.I don't feel sympathetic to anyone in the 1dx camp, those who bought it bought it with full knowledge of what it was made of and put their money down. Theres nothing to feel remorse over, you got what you paid for. Its no slouch at that either. If you didn't buy the 1dx because it didn't help you much then you don't upgrade, if you did then you prob just had money to burn for the latest tech. No one can blame Canon if their gear is obsolete to the purchaser when you knew what you were agreeing to when you bought it. I'd say if the 5dm3 or 1dx doesn't fit your upgrade path then wait, or swtich to Nikon for the d800. I never believed Canon would only have the 1dx, i figured they had to come out with something with major resolution and it doesn't have to be called a 1d. It can have the build and size of the 1d but it doesn't have to be. When they claim to have merged the line it didn't mean they didn't have something more exotic planned.Some will never be happy and i feel sorry for you.
Quote from: mathino on August 05, 2012, 10:28:26 AMas far as I can remember, complanis about 5D Mk II were mainly in regard of its AF and maybe slow burst rate - nothing about not enough reoslution and dynamic range - so Canon responded to complains upgraded AF to best and gived us 6 fps and all-in-all better all-around cameraThat was before the D800 existed.Now the D800 exists so that is now the yard stick by which every other DSLR of that form factor will be measured when it comes to IQ.The D800 ushered in a new era of DSLR with its sensor just as the 10D with its price and the 5DMarkII did with HD video.
True, Im not denying that. But D800 was announced on 7th of February and 5D Mk III month later. What Im trying to say is that 5D Mk III development could have ended months before D800 announcement so no possibility to respond.
I think that Canon is aware of DR/high MPx problem


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Man jailed on charges he caused gas leak at Millcreek supermarket
A Forest County man was jailed today in Erie County Prison for what police said was causing a gas leak at a Millcreek Township supermarket in October that resulted in about $48,000 in property damage.
Joseph Summerville, 43, of Endeavor, was arraigned by Greene Township District Judge Susan Strohmeyer on charges of criminal mischief and theft, and jailed on $20,000 bond, authorities said.
The incident occurred at Giant Eagle, 2501 W. 12th St., on Oct. 15.
Summerville's preliminary hearing is May 13 before Millcreek District Judge Paul Manzi.
Millcreek police tonight provided no further information about the incident.


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Italian-American Social Club
February 3, 2013 - Leah Sherman
It happened by chance in early January. I was the only one in the newsroom when the phones started ringing. (Calling a particular number will make every phone in the newsroom ring at the same time. It is very loud and regularly makes me jump out of my chair.) So, the caller got me.
He said his name was Don Tedesco and that he is the president of the Italian-American Social Club. He was hoping that someone from The Maui News would be willing to talk at the group's next meeting about the newspaper and to participate in a game focusing on the big stories of 2012.
I thought to myself, "Well, I could probably do that. And I do need something for the blog." (Yep, despite my recent inactivity, I'm always thinking about the blog.)
So, on Jan. 22, there I was, in front of probably 25 strangers (as well as my husband, my friend L and her husband — all brought along for moral support) talking about The Maui News. (I hadn't prepared, but I think it turned out OK.) I offered up my personal take on 2012's big stories, and answered some questions.
The group's members were very nice. Several mentioned their lack of Italian background — all are welcome. They meet the fourth Tuesday of each month in the Stawasz Hall at St. Theresa Church in Kihei. The evening begins at 6 p.m. with wine and socializing, followed by a prayer and a potluck dinner before the official meeting begins.
Despite the fact that I'm not going to be the guest speaker at any upcoming meetings, you should check them out. During the Jan. 22 meeting, the previous year's activities were discussed — movie night, holiday parties, gelato. All combined with friendly conversation. What's not to like?
For more information on the group, email Don Tedesco at email@example.com.
The group's next meeting will be Feb. 26 and will feature Ali Biglar from the Hawaii Liquor Store in Kahului as guest speaker. According to a news release from the group, Biglar will pair different Italian dessert wines with club members' favorite chocolate desserts. He will speak about each wine and its origin. The cost for the wine tasting is $10.
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Total snowfall during that period could be from eight to 14 inches.
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Bishop Guilfoyle Catholic High School held its senior night Friday at the Pleasant Valley gymnasium.
The six Marauder seniors - Chris Baldesssaro, Patrick Irwin, Tyler Koehle, Nate Nardelli, Zach Patterson and Brandon Drenning - were introduced with their parents prior to the game.
Those seniors, who have helped make coach Chris Drenning's first season at the helm a success, went out as winners, beating the Central Cambria Red Devils, 64-34, in their final appearance on their home court.
"We have a great group of seniors," the elder Drenning said. "For them to win tonight means everything."
Although the final score was a lopsided one, it was a competitive game for three quarters.
Following a pair of free throws by Tanner Ambrisco, Brandon Drenning began a 7-0 run by the Marauders with a 3-pointer. Patterson followed with a jumper, and Sam McCloskey followed with a tip-in of a teammate's miss. Randy Hodgson ended the run, draining a trey with 3:15 left in the first quarter. But the Marauders ended the quarter by scoring the last five points, giving them a 17-13 lead after one.
Following a jumper by Damon Rickens, a BG 6-foot-1 junior, the Red Devils went on a 7-2 run over the next three minutes and made the Marauder lead just one point (24-23). BG took a 28-26 lead into the locker room for halftime.
Just like the previous two quarters, the third was another highly-contested affair, with the Marauders out-scoring the Red Devils, 13-11. BG came out from the locker room and scored the first five points, with Patterson scoring four. That run was ended by a 3 by Ambrisco with 45 seconds left in the third to cut the Devils' deficit to 39-37. Irwin had a chance to end the third quarter by making a traditional three-point play but failed to convert on the free throw.
Brandon Drenning came out in the fourth quarter, shooting lights out, draining one 3 after another in the fourth quarter, making three of them in the first 2:30 of the quarter.
McCloskey also connected on a 3-pointer in that same time-frame, and all of a sudden, what had once been a four-point lead less than three minutes ago, was all the way up to 15. The Marauders outscored the Red Devils, 22-6, in that period.
"Those four big shots turned the tide," Chris Drenning said.
"I thought we played well for the first three quarters, but we just ran out of gas in the fourth," CC coach Adam Stephan said. "But Drenning got hot and made some 3s. We never recovered."
Brandon Drenning finished his last home game with a game-high 17 points, and McCloskey had 11.
Bishop Guilfoyle finished its regular season with a 17-5 record. It will square of with Ferndale in the opening round of the District 6-A playoffs at a date and time that have yet to be determined.
Ambrisco paced the Red Devils with 16 points, and Will Seymour chipped in with 12 points. Central Cambria wrapped up its campaign at 6-16.
CENTRAL CAMBRIA (43): Hodgson 2 0-1 6, Zearing 0 0-0 0, Ambrisco 4 6-7 16, Holsinger 2 1-2 5, Bowman 2 0-0 4, Seymour 5 2-5 12. Totals 15 9-15 43.
BISHOP GUILFOYLE (63): Irwin 2 1-3 5, Drenning 6 0-0 17, Baldessaro 0 0-0 0, Koehle 0 1-2 1, Rickens 4 0-0 8, Nardelli 0 0-0 0, Fulare 3 1-2 7, Fiore 0 0-0 0, Patterson 4 0-0 8, Chadbourne 0 2-3 2, McCloskey 5 0-1 11, Wolf 1 0-0 2, Little 0 0-0 0, Brumbaugh 1 0-0 2. Totals 26 5-11 63.
Central Cambria13 13 11 6 - 43
Bishop Guilfoyle17 11 13 22 - 63
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A regional project seeks to create a plan for sustainable development and economic redevelopment, encompassing land use, transportation, housing, energy, climate change and access to food.
The initiative, entitled "One Region Forward," is in the first year of an expected three-year process in which it plans to tie together existing municipal plans – some of which have gathered dust on shelves – as well as state and federal blueprints into a measurable sustainability plan for the region.
"For the first time in my 30 years here, we see the federal programs in planning design, the state programs and the local programs all aligning," said Robert G. Shibley, dean of University at Buffalo's School of Architecture and Planning.
Some of the principle participants of the Buffalo Niagara Consortium will be on hand at 7 p.m. today in Babeville, 341 Delaware Ave., for the first of a pair of two-hour "Community Congress" public meetings. The second will be at 2 p.m. Saturday in Conference and Event Center Niagara Falls, 101 Old Falls St., Niagara Falls.
Hal Morse, executive director of the Greater Buffalo-Niagara Regional Transportation Council, a key organizer of the project, said the sustainability plan can help reverse past land-use decisions, and transportation and energy use that followed, that have been detrimental to the region's economic health.
"The business community recognizes clearly the need for sustainability in government, government services and the ability to create quality communities and attract population to this area," Morse said.
A steering committee will administer the project, with input from the government, the private sector and the public. The five areas of recommendation will be land use and development, transportation and mobility, housing and neighborhoods, climate change and action, and food access and justice.
The document would be implemented, according to the organizers, in future "high-leverage projects in strategic locations," and used for broad educational purposes.
One Region Forward is funded by a $2 million federal grant from the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development as part of its Partnership for Sustainable Communities Initiative.
The consortium was one of 29 grant winners out of 140 applicants.To learn more about One Region Forward, visit www.oneregionforward.org.
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All Internet cafes in the Indian city of Mumbai will have police-sanctioned key-logger software installed on their machines to help combat terrorism. With a population of 13 million residents, cafe owners only in the city of Mumbai will be forced to install the software.
All cafe owners will be forced to register and receive a city license from police headquarters, reveal the number of PCs located in the location and Internet protocol (IP) addresses for all of the PCs. Any cafe owners who do not register can be fined, with harsher punishments possible.
The announcement follows bombings in Hyderabad and Mumbai that were reportedly organized in Internet cafes.
"The police needs to install programs that will capture every key stroke at regular interval screen shots, which will be sent back to a server that will log all the data," said Vijay Mukhi, India Foundation for Information Security and Technology president. "The police can then keep track of all communication between terrorists no matter which part of the world they operate from. This is the only way to patrol the net and this is how the police informer is going to look in the e-age," he added.Privacy experts and bloggers around the world point out different methods criminals can use to remain anonymous. A CNET blog indicates the use of proxy servers and Tor could be two potentially popular methods to get around the keyloggers.
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Renee Marie Coleman became the bride of Harris Lee Eichler on June 30 at the Columbiana County Archers Club. Shane Lester, friend of the couple, performed the 3:30 p.m. ceremony.
The bride is the daughter of Don and Tina Coleman of Elkton. The groom is the son of Bob and Cheryl Eichler of Salem.
Escorted by her father, the bride wore a yellow, lace-up corset gown and tiara. She carried a bouquet of white Calla lillies, yellow roses and blue forget-me-nots.
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Jessica Wilson, Canton, served as maid of honor in a horizon blue gown. In matching gowns of varying design were bridesmaids, Tabriez Babinchok, Philadelphia, Pa.; Heather Immesberger, Rumson, N.J.; Kylie Coleman, sister-in-law of the bride, Elkton; Martha Arnold, sister of the groom, Salem; Jennifer Manor, Morgantown, W.Va.; and Sarah DiPasquale, Wellsburg, W.Va. Junior bridesmaids were Annie Coleman, cousin of the bride, Lisbon; and Ashleigh and Madisyn Best, nieces of the groom, Leetonia. Flowers girls were Emely and Catie Best, nieces of the groom, Leetonia.
Performing the duties of best man was Travis Toot, Avondale, Ariz. Groomsmen were Bob Eichler, Salem; and Ken Best, Leetonia, brothers of the groom; Travis Coleman, brother of the bride, Elkton; Tim Arnold, brother-in-law of the groom, Salem; Joshua Dustman, Salem; and Evan Cianni, Lisbon. Junior groomsmen were Ben Coleman, cousin of the bride, Lisbon; and Zachary Stewart, nephew of the groom, Salem. Ring bearers were Hunter Ford, cousin of the bride, Lisbon; and Trent Coleman, nephew of the bride, Elkton.
A reception for approximately 300 people followed.
The bride is a 2004 graduate of Beaver Local High School and a 2008 magna cum laude graduate of Bethany College with a bachelor's degree in sports communications. She is employed as a newsroom clerk/reporter at the Morning Journal in Lisbon.
The bridegroom is a 2006 graduate of the Columbiana County Career and Technical Center and United Local High School. He is employed as a mechanic at Ken's Tire and Auto in Salem. He is also a farmhand at Burch Dairy Farm and Kornbau Farm, both of Salem.
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As a self-described "Cultural Memory Specialist,"Anthony Browder shares and celebrates ancient African history has it really happened rather than the distorted image that the media portrays. He talks about his resource center and how you can join his excavation trips into ancient Egyptian royal tombs. Watch Previous Episodes Here
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Diego Jourdan Pereira is a Santiago-based comic book artist, digital illustrator, toy designer and art editor/restorer. He has worked for publishers and magazines from Argentina, Chile, Cuba, Bolivia, England, Ukraine, India and other countries since the 1990s. He has created art for such diverse companies as Simon & Schuster Publishing, Felix The Cat Productions Inc., Mirage Group, Blue Dream Studios, Mongoose Publishing, Alias Comics, DC Thomson and Image Comics, among many more. Jourdan's art graced many household characters such as 'Felix The Cat', 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles', 'G.I. Joe', 'Transformers Animated', 'Astro Boy The Movie: Official Movie Prequel', 'Digger & Friends', and 'Ghostbusters'.
Born in Montevideo, Uruguay, he moved with his family to Chile at age 13, where he grew up with American, Argentine, Chilean and French comic books. He had attended fine arts classes for children while still living in Uruguay and corresponded with several comic artists from South-America and the USA.
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He was a pupil of illustrator Mariano Ramos and the Chilean Disney artist Vicar. His first publishing experience was with editorial and textbook illustrations for Chilean publishers, while also venturing in self-published indie comics. He spent several months in the USA in 2006 when working as a game designer, and as a freelance artist for 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' comics by Mirage Studios.
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He has drawn comics starring Disney/Pixar characters for Boom! Studios in 2010 and 2011, as well as gag cartoons for the Australian edition of MAD Magazine. Between October 2010 and February 2011, Jourdan drew new gags starring 'Ivy the Terrible' for the British comics magazine Beano.
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Since then, he has been drawing the 'Lord und Lauser' comic for the German girls' magazine Wendy through DC Thomson, succeeding British artist Bill Ritchie. He was also assigned to draw 'LEGO' comics for DC Thomson and covers and posters for Moshi Magazine and WWE Kids.
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He has done a monthly page in Peru's Dedo Medio magazine with Javi Hildebrandt in 2011, and is currently working as an assistant inker to Bob Weber Jr. on 'Slylock Fox', and restoring (reinking and recoloring) classic romance comic panels for John Lustig's 'Last Kiss' online strip. He is drawing features like 'Tojo's Time Machine' and 'The Wind-Up Club' for the Indian comics magazine Tinkle since 2013. In 2016, Jourdan started illustrating the comics section in the Scottish Sunday Post newspaper. This includes the features 'Oor Wullie' and 'The Broons', which were crated by Dudley Watkins way back in 1936.
As a digital retoucher, he has worked on the US editions of Peyo's classic 'Smurfs' albums and contributed to Fantagraphics collection of Floyd Gottfredson's 'Mickey Mouse' newspaper strips. Besides US and French comics, Jourdan also draws inspiration from Dutch and Flemish artists, especially Peter de Wit and Hanco Kolk. In December 2014, he won the Silver Morosoli Award, the highest Uruguayan culture, arts and sciences award, in a ceremony at the Lavalleja Theater in Minas, Uruguay.
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Welcome to the home page of the Tobacco Prevention and Cessation Commission at the Indiana State Department of Health. On July 1, 2011 Indiana Tobacco Prevention and Cessation became part of the State Health Department. Tobacco reduction and protection from secondhand smoke exposure will now be further integrated into many existing State health promotion programs, such as cancer prevention, oral health, asthma care, maternal/prenatal health, cardiovascular health, and minority, women's, and children's health. The Tobacco Prevention and Cessation Commission looks forward to continuing to serve Hoosiers in the fight against tobacco use and secondhand smoke exposure.
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My best friend was being such a bougroum!
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To text message while on the toilet.
Guy 1: "Dude, I'm totally toilet texting you."
Guy 2: "Sweet, I toilet texted Fred earlier."
Guy 2: "Sweet, I toilet texted Fred earlier."
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"He sent me 20 texts today which is odd. He hardly ever texts and said he had the runs."
"I think he was toilet texting you."
"I think he was toilet texting you."
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Text messaging with one hand, wiping your ass with the other.
Kyle's phone broke because he accidentally wiped his ass with the same hand he was still toilet texting with. (PSA: Don't text while shitting!)
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Making an excuse to use the bathroom while at work or other places in order to text without being noticed. This method is employed so as to avoid reprimand or repercussions from your boss or peers.
Mary decided toilet texting would be her best option since the boss was working nearby.
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To send picture messages of toilets from various places (usually bars) to friends. The picture should include a caption of where the toilet was photographed. Preferrably (but not necessarily), the toilet should be empty!
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The 2011 World Series of Poker officially started this week Las Vegas at the Rio Hotel & Casino.
But one of the biggest names in the game, Phil Ivey, will be missing.
Ivey is reportedly boycotting the event because of a lawsuit against Tiltware, the marketing and software company for Full Tilt Poker, which has allegedly failed to pay out online player accounts.
Although Ivey is absent there are still plenty of interesting characters that will be making news as the tournament moves forward.
The early chip leader in Event No. 2: $25k Heads-Up NL Hold'em, is Yevgeniy Timoshenko.
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The art of having a beer in your left hand, a joint in your mouth, your shaft in right hand with the end in a chick. Simultaneously getting drunk, high, jerking off and getting laid. Quite possibly one of the most difficult to achieve, but ultimately most rewarding sexual practices.
She says she's up for anything, even a Toogoodtobetruesome!
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Rekha Jeannetta Glasser marries Andrew M. Fowler
July 5, 2012 SEBRING — Rekha Jeannetta Glasser became the bride of Andrew Michael Fowler on June 23 at St. Ann's Catholic Church in Sebring. The bride is the daughter of Robert and Jo-Ann Glasser, Salem. more »»
Jessica L. Balassone weds Kenneth E. Pasco Sr.
June 16, 2012 NEW WATERFORD — Jessica L. Balassone became the bride of Kenneth E. Pasco Sr., April 21, at St. James Meeting Place in Boardman. The bride is the daughter of James and JoAnn Balassone, Boardman. more »»
Ethel Lehman marries Larry Campbell
May 9, 2012 COLUMBIANA — Ethel Lehman and Larry Campbell were united in marriage on April 21 at the Upper Room Fellowship in Columbian. more »»
Katherine Pylypiak wed Benjamin Detwiler
May 9, 2012 COLUMBIANA — Katherine Jeanette Pylypiak became the bride of Benjamin Alan Detwiler, on March 31 at the United Methodist Church of Macedonia. more »»
Rachel Jarvis marries Troy Lindesmith
May 7, 2012 HANOVERTON — Rachel Kay Jarvis became the bride of Troy Jacob Lindesmith on Feb. 18 on Cove Beach at Sanibel Harbour Marriott Resort and Spa, Fort Myers, Fla. The bride is the granddaughter of Mr. more »»
Krista Renae Locke weds Jason M. Peddicord
April 15, 2012 ROGERS — Krista Renae Locke became the bride of Jason Michael Peddicord on March 10, at Rogers United Methodist Church. more »»
Jessica Toker marries Robert A. Perry
April 15, 2012 COLUMBIANA — Jessica Toker became the bride of Robert Anthony Perry on Jan. 21 at the Columbiana First Presbyterian Church. more »»
Donna Karlen marries James Beardsley
April 8, 2012 HANOVERTON — Donna L. Karlen married James C. Beardsley on March 10, during a small family wedding at the Hanover House, Hanoverton. Judge Scott Washam officiated the ceremony. more »»
Brandi Rae Bolli marries Jeremy D. Humphrey
April 1, 2012 LAKE TOMAHAWK — Brandi Rae Bolli and Jeremy David Humphrey were married Feb. 16 on Payette Lake in McCall, Idaho. The bride is the daughter of Rita Bolli, Lake Tomahawk, and the late Marvin Bolli. more »»
Sarah Marie Liston marries Jason R. Mitchell
March 31, 2012 SOLON —Sarah Marie Liston became the bride of Jason Richard Mitchell on Sept. 17 at the Church of the Resurrection. The bride is the daughter of Gerald Lisbon, Solon. more »»
Rachel Morgan marries Jacob Dawson
March 23, 2012 EAST LIVERPOOL — Rachel Morgan and Jacob Dawson were united in marriage on Aug. 13, at Holy Trinity Catholic Church, East Liverpool The bride is the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. more »»
Lindsey Marie Moore weds Brandon S. Laney
March 11, 2012 EAST PALESTINE — Lindsey Marie Moore became the bride of Brandon Scott Laney during an outdoor ceremony on Sept. 24 at the Cheers Chalet, Lancaster. more »»
Michelle Dawn Davis marries Shane C. Foster
February 24, 2012 EAST LIVERPOOL — Michelle Dawn Davis became the bride of Shane Catrell Foster on Nov. 5 at the East Liverpool First Free Methodist Church. more »»
Kimberly Mineard marries Michael Steiner
February 20, 2012 EAST LIVERPOOL — Kimberly Mineard became the bride of Michael Steiner on Sept. 2 at the First Christian Church in Chester, W.Va. The bride is the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Wayne Mineard, Las Vegas, N. more »»
Emily Kincaid marries Brett Hambleton Jr.
February 2, 2012 EAST LIVERPOOL — Emily Kincaid and Brett Hambleton Jr. were united in marriage on Aug. 27, in Punta Cana, Dominican Republic. The wedding took place at Dreams Punta Cana Resort and Spa. more »»
Allison Marie Carroll weds Brandon W. Harrison
February 2, 2012 SALEM — Allison Marie Carroll became the bride of Brandon William Harrison on Sept. 24 at the Salem First Friends Church. The bride is the daughter of Vicki Carroll, Minerva; and Jim Carroll, St. more »»
Rebecca Ramsey marries David Corak
January 30, 2012 GUILFORD LAKE — David Corak and Rebecca Ramsey were united in marriage on July 2 during an outdoor ceremony overlooking Guilford Lake. more »»
Abby Lynn Williams weds Joshua Scheks
January 27, 2012 LISBON — Abby Lynn Williams and Joshua Michael Scheks were married on Jan. 7 at the Church of the Nazarene, Lisbon. The bride is the daughter of Gary and Patty Williams, Lisbon. more »»
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January 24, 2012 WINONA — Shannon Stanwood became the bride of Brent Baker on July 9 at Winona United Methodist Church. The bride is the daughter of Jay and Margie Stanwood, Columbiana. more »»
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May 24, 1937 – March 9, 2013
Vito S. Lenoci, a retired history teacher and attendance administrator with the Buffalo Public Schools, died March 9 in Fort Lauderdale, Fla., where the Western New York resident spent his winters. He was 75.
Born in Buffalo, he was a 1954 graduate of Grover Cleveland High School and a 1959 graduate of Canisius College. Mr. Lenoci earned bachelor's and master's degrees in history. He also attended the University of Rochester.
In addition to his many years as a history teacher in the Buffalo Public Schools, Mr. Lenoci was an active member of the Buffalo Teachers Federation and served on its executive committee. He also was a delegate to New York Education Association and the National Education Association.
A longtime resident of Buffalo's Allentown neighborhood, Mr. Lenoci owned several properties in the area and was a committee member of the Allentown Association. He traveled extensively, including Italy, England, Paris and Russia. He spent a sabbatical in Puerto Rico.
There is a special scholarship foundation set up at Canisius College in his name, the Vito S. Lenoci and Terrence R. McHenry Educational Foundation.
A funeral Mass will be offered at 10:30 a.m. May 24 in St. Gregory the Great Catholic Church, St. Gregory Court and Maple Road, Amherst.


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kylie is a girl to hang on to and never let go
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The prettiest girl in every school. Very popular and awesome. Loves all her friends and family doesnt care what other people say. Girls just wish to be her. Also very athletic, crafty, funny, and a little crazy around her besties. You will want to meet a Kylie. Kylie is the person to never let go. If you do you will miss her dearly.
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Some people say it's better to get blown out then to lose a heartbreaker.
I strongly disagree.
If you get blown out, you never had a chance. You weren't even close to winning or achieving what you set out to do.
I suppose it's easier to deal with in the short term, because it's not such a shock. It wasn't as if you were close or winning and then suddenly came up short or lost a lead in the final moments, or had to suffer that ache of having your goal within grasp only to have it snatched away at the last second.
But deep down, if you never had a chance, you probably didn't really fight hard enough to get there.
Salem senior Mallory Maher finished 17th in Saturday's Division II regional cross country meet at Boardman High School.
The top 16 advanced to next week's state meet.
Twenty-three other runners finished 17th in their respective regional meets in the state of Ohio Saturday.
But 17 is not as lonely a number as you might think.
No. 17 as it pertains to cross country, literally means a matter of seconds. It's a gust of wind, a slight incline, and perhaps even just a shade of bad luck. It means you're right there. It means you worked extremely hard to be in the thick of the race, as hard and in some cases harder than other competitors, but likely just didn't get the shade of luck or stroke of good fortune someone else may have got that day.
To put 17 in even more perspective ...
Mallory finished No. 17 in Division II with a time of 20:54.34. That was better than 113 other runners in her division. It was better than 1,011 other competitors across the state Saturday. By just qualifying for regionals for the second-straight year, she beat out literally thousands of other runners in addition to the the 1,000-plus she defeated Saturday.
Overcoming the odds is something Mallory is used to doing.
The only daughter of a single father Bruce, Mallory has persevered in the face of tragedy following the loss of her mother Cindy 10 years ago.
She has excelled as not only a runner but also in the classroom where she holds a 3.7 GPA and is the Salem Cross Country Academic Award winner - a stat that doesn't show up on Baumspage.com.
Her coach Amie Cochran praised her efforts not only Saturday, but as the team's clear-cut leader in a rare rebuilding year for the program.
"Her leadership is why you see freshman Hannah Shaffer doing so well," Cochran said. "She looks up to Mallory. All our kids do, even the junior high kids. She fought the whole time. She made up so many places in those last two miles. She's overcome so many odds along the way. She's a fighter and always will be."
In a 2007 Salem News profile on the Maher family, her father related something Mallory said at age 12.
She said, "Dad, my goal is for me playing a sport and one day to have another player from the other team say, 'you played really hard today.'"
An emotional Maher sat Saturday after crossing the finish line in tears. Struthers' Catlyn Walker, who finished at No. 16, sat down next to Mallory, put her arm around her and very likely told her something to that effect.
Being No. 17 might not be easy. But it means you fought.
It's the advice Mallory's mother Cindy gave to Bruce, and the advice Bruce instilled in his daughter.
"Her last words to me were 'Don't ever give up, and to fight, fight, fight," Bruce said.
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i love ericsson hes the biggest body we got in the back and im all up for keeping him but if i recall our last negotiations with him didnt go so well and now with what happened with filppula i can easily see ericsson demanding 5+ per year and as much as i like him i dont believe hes worth it
Now recent reports on tsn are saying craig mctavish would gladly give away all his picks if he can fill up his roster with bodies, im thinking if the oilers can get ericsson to an extention maybe we can get the 7th overall pick?? thoughts?
maybe we can sign ference or a cheap ufa and our d would could look like ...
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and we got ouellet sproul backman marchenko jensen almquist coming up
that being said if we can get ericsson to sign for like 4.25 per year for 5 yrs id do it but i think he will ask for more than kronwall
I was under the impression that Smith was in need of being re-signed still. So this may be a little premature. Also Ference is a possibility but again we have no way of knowing if he will sign with us. Just a little premature to trade Ericsson if we aren't fortifying our Defence.


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"Yo man, slow jacking has so many benefits. Why just the other day I was cooking while I jacked, try the oven mit, it's just like givin' yo'self a stranger."
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Lamar Odom may be facing a lot of problems, but going missing isn't one of them.
PEOPLE confirms that the basketball star, 32 – reportedly battling drug addiction – has been in touch with wife Khloé Kardashian Odom, 29, amid reports he has disappeared for more than 72 hours.
"She hasn't made any decisions yet about what to do," a source says of the reality starlet's marriage. "Right now she's just leaning towards trying to get him help."
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In the heat of the drug reports, along with rumors of infidelity by Odom, the once-blissful pair hasn't been photographed together since June 2.
Kardashian Odom's rep has not commented on the most recent reports, and the TV personality herself has only Tweeted the following on most current matters, Sunday: "Really hard to sit here and listen to people talk s–t about my family! [Expletive] and shame on you! I'm too protective for this …!"
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The 8 Greatest Wars Ever Fought by Fox News
America hasn't declared war for over 70 years because, politically speaking, it's actually easier to send a quarter million troops into a country than it is to declare war against it. Which is why it's strange that someone at Fox News declares a new war every 11 seconds. They use that word so desperately and often that if you taught a child that "war" meant "HELP!" he would produce perfect Fox News copy every time you dropped him in a well. Here are some of the greatest military campaigns ever fought by this fair and balanced army.
#8. Obama's War on Religion
If Obama goes longer than five minutes without thanking God, someone at Fox News accuses him of religious warfare. If he hides an egg too prominently, they consider it an insurgent strike against Easter. If he wears pants, the Fox headline reads, "Obama Hiding Paddle Marks Given by Erotic Kenyan Deathgods?" They tell viewers every day how persecuted they are as Christians, but they share the most common religion in a country where you're allowed to worship anything. In fact, the only way a Christian can really suffer in America is by spending hours every day searching news feeds for any scrap of Christian persecution. So I guess from their strange perspective, being a Christian is, in fact, a pain in the ass.
One of the biggest Fox News stories of last year was about Obama directly attacking the Catholic church by requiring health care providers to provide birth control. Since we're dealing with actual statistics here, this is the perfect story to help get a baseline on what this news organization considers a "direct attack." There are about 78 million Catholics in the country, and 2 percent of them still practice the rhythm method. From that small but very pregnant group, about 0.0000001 percent own insurance companies. Among those, let's say 80 percent regulate their company based on God's infallible administrative policies. Now, I only do insurance statistics as a hobby, but according to my numbers, this particular war on the Catholic church affected the lower half of approximately one specific guy. Instead of calling all those belligerent religious pundits into the studio, maybe they could have taken up a collection to reimburse that guy for the condom.
#7. The Left's War on Christmas
I get that each day is a struggle for Christians trying to survive in this rarely non-Christian environment. You probably haven't heard of it, but Real America has been fighting for a holiday known as "Christmas" for decades. Because of secular attacks, Christmas now only takes up 25 percent of all human time. If you think there is a War on Christmas, you're at best a shitbrained nutbag, yet highly educated Bill O'Reilly has said several times that the war was real and his side won. Unfortunately, winning an imaginary war only you can see is like jerking off into a tube sock and bragging that you sweet-talked it into anal.
I don't know why the privileged are always trying to convince us they're victims. There's certainly a dignity in surviving a hardship, but not when you brought it on yourself and all you did was complain about it. The only real plight of the white Christian is that he has an impossible amount to prove. It's why we're the only race that hunts ghosts and chases Bigfoot.
Muslim community center managers and Holocaust survivors can't understand what poor Christians go through when they see a Christmas tree being called a "holiday tree," but that kind of sarcasm isn't fair. Everyone's idea of struggle is different, and Fox News is a mouthpiece for rich white people who have the very firstest of First World problems. Somebody's life always sucks more than yours, and all complainers sound like vaginal lubricants when you add the context of actual misery. For instance, when you fuss about a roommate who can't figure out how to wash a dish, there's a Burmese roommate who can't figure out how to disarm a land mine. So instead of mocking Fox News for being dramatic pansies, I'll examine their position.
The best way to tell if someone is a passionate activist or a contentious fuck is to examine their endgame. Let's see what conservatives get if they "win" the war on Christmas. Say a town is under siege by bored atheists to remove a baby Jesus from a state park's Nativity scene. Those godless protestors are obviously seeking out their own oppression where there is none, but so is Fox News, so that's a wash. And to be honest, the Fox people always seem unsatisfied with the number of baby Jesuses. Last year, the Obamas' Christmas card featured his dog instead of his Insecure Lord, and Fox News called it, no bullshit, Christmas Under Attack!
A cute dog frolicking in pure Christmas snow? Not in my God's America, Hadji.
If you've had your toothpaste taken away by airport security or received a parking ticket for being an inch over some line, you get why Christians are upset. We live under thousands of nitpicky regulations designed to protect you, but they're mostly used by sad little bitches to ruin your day. And if you're hassling someone over a Jesus, "little bitch" might be a generous way to describe you. Now, there's no elegant policy for dealing with broken, horrible people. If you're a self-important jackass, you demand that Jesus stays in the manger, but that makes your religious organization look like both pushy dicks and whiny victims while wasting time that could have been spent on any hundreds of activities that express a Christian value. Plus, even if you convince some official to bend the rules for your plastic Jesus, you've helped no living person do or learn anything. So clearly Christmas isn't being defended for any kind of "good."
So is it a freedom argument? Kind of. You could always find a 5-year-old if you need "freedom of religion" explained, but it doesn't quite mean you get to leave babies laying around wherever. Conservative or not, no one wants to win the argument that religions are free to do whatever and fuck you. And remember, they are grown-ass people at Fox News -- they're not really dumb enough to think that everyone can just be Christian and like it. That means the War on Christmas is only them trying to come out on top in tribal warfare they themselves are manufacturing. And philosophically speaking, when your sense of social responsibility extends only to blindly "winning" for your side at all costs, you're not exactly enlightened. You're closer to the chimpanzee word for "ass parasite."
#6. The Liberal War on Success
In America, 99 percent of the money belongs to about 300 men. Those men are certain you want their money, and if you've ever wanted money for any reason, they're probably right. It's turned the rich into paranoid hoarders, and for some reason they pay Fox News to tell us all about it. For example, they warn that if the rich are forced to pay more taxes, they might fire all of America's employees out of sheer pettiness. They refer to billionaires as "job creators" instead of "human hunters." They call it a War on Success if you apply basic economic theories to the financial crisis. And they accuse you of communism if you notice that any of this is retarded. Hell, they may claim that I declared a War on Grammar for this not say end of sentence right.
And if he didn't, would that make us, like, dumbasses?
After dozens of articles, I still wasn't sure how or why the liberals would destroy the rich, so I searched around their site for more information. I found this ...
#6. The Liberal War on the Poor
Wait, what?
Jesus, Fox News, I can't even tell which of us is the confused one anymore.
#5. Obama's War on Fossil Fuels
Obama is often criticized for having done nothing while in office, yet according to Fox News, he's declared war against nearly all known words and objects-- especially the kind you can burn for fuel. Coal, natural gas, oil ... he will destroy them all, because he hates jobs and electric bills. Obama supports cap-and-trade policies that make power suppliers pay for the amount of pollution they produce. It's these same policies that force conservative leaders to buy a $3,800 carbon credit whenever they pass a Chick-Fil-A sandwich.
As you may have noticed by now, these "wars" aren't really anything close to wars. Emissions trading is about creating a financial incentive to cut down on pollutants. Admittedly, this absolutely sucks for the coal industry, which is based on turning lumps of rock into black clouds of emphysema. Burning coal for energy is barely more efficient than lighting your face on fire to poach an egg in your mouth. But what if you don't believe in global warming and think the environment is some fruity thing God put here for bulldozer races? It must seem like mindless, job-destroying evil then, right?
So let's forget about the environmental argument. When the Earth has a problem with us, it'll stop being a coward and make Godzillas. For most conservatives, the only concern is jobs. Who cares if it's hard to fix a hole in the ozone layer? So is filling out unemployment papers. If Obama cured all mortality tomorrow, Fox News would accuse his office of attacking mortuary cosmetologists. Still, they're right -- restrictions on fossil fuels remove cushy jobs from the coal mining community. Forcing a power plant to pay for its pollution is like taxing Pizza Hut for the size of its customers -- you cut down on sludge runoff, but everyone gets fired. The unemployment issue gets more complicated when you consider that for every coal worker who loses his job, two people live longer from lack of air pollution. What are coal states supposed to do to maintain their way of life? Give miners jobs as hit men and have them murder everyone who would have died of pulmonary disease? Shit, let's hope they don't think of that.


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Teenage scottish hoolgians get drunk at soccer games and kick everyones asses.
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one who engages in innappropriate actions, which can be violent, shenanaganical, illegal, harmful, harmeless, annoying, cheeky and fun, dangerous, or/ and evil
"Those damn hooligans spray painted giant dripping cocks all over the super-market."
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"Those hooligans moved ten kilos of blow by force and then all six of them rode down Main Street on one bicycle."
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The nickname for a fan of the singer Bruno Mars, comes from his album title "Doo Wops and Hooligans"
Well duh, I'm a total Hooligan!
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Orignally started in England as a family of Irish named the "Hoolihans" caused trouble in a particular area of England, as the Hoolihans spread in notoreity of bein aggressive, violent and dangerous they were mentioned in a newspaper that wrongly spelt their name as "Hooligan" since then Hooligan has been a reference to aggressive, dangerous, violent, abusive, loutish and other behaviours
Look at those hooligans with their hoods up acting all hard
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a thug, a ruffaian, a hoodlum
That hooligan is just another wimp looking for attention.
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Ask buggerlugs over there, he'll proabably know the answer.
Come on buggerlugs, lagging behind again...
Come on buggerlugs, lagging behind again...
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You're a Buggerlugs.
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1.Someone with very large ears.
2.Ears ideal for use as handles which afford a sodomiser extra purchase and thus enable the delivery of a more thorough, forcefull bumming.
2.Ears ideal for use as handles which afford a sodomiser extra purchase and thus enable the delivery of a more thorough, forcefull bumming.
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Up for a bugger lug
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