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Understanding Hipsters: An Undercover Operation
They are preparing for a revolution, slowly.
For some, posing comes naturally.
When I first met the Aubreys, they carried clipboards and told me that if I wasnt furious then I wasnt paying attention. I wasnt furious at the time, I was embarrassed. I didnt know what I was supposed to be furious about, which started to feel like furiousness and that seemed like a pretty good start.
"The American consumer is the raping and murdering foreign cultures," mustached Aubrey told me while jabbing a finger in my chest. He was pale and even behind his glasses I could see that he was ugly. He had the kind of face you could believe was cooked up inside a human body, not like the usual miracles you see running around. "Who do you think made those sandals youre wearing?" he spat. "Those cutoff jeans? That Looney Tunes sweatshirt?" It was a laundry day. "Ill tell you who, some poor kid in the third world getting paid pennies so that you could save a couple of bucks."
Horrible? Or adorable?
The other Aubrey flicked the butt of a cigarette somewhere and told me I was a docile lamb in the slaughterhouse of capitalism. She pushed the clipboard into my arms and held out a pen. "Sign it. Its a petition to end sweatshop labor in Monaco."
"There are sweatshops in Monaco?" I asked.
She ripped the clipboard from my hands, stared at it for a moment and shoved it back. "Morocco," she said. "There is blood on your hands if you dont."
They were right, they had to be, they were so angry. I wanted to be angry too, I wanted to feel the fire of insurgency in my stomach. I signed the sheet, a heart above the "i" as always. I have forever declared myself an advocate of popular dissent, but now it was true. Also, I felt pretty good about my odds of sleeping with the female Aubrey. "What else can I do? Is this the type of problem I can throw money at?"
"Cmon guy," mustached Aubrey said, "you dont care about this stuff like we do."
"But I want to. How can I help? Should I assemble the people? Can we riot or something?"
"Nah, we get off in like 10 minutes, and Im a backup DJ for show tonight, so" He took off his beanie and wiped his forehead. I saw his hair for the first time, he had it on sideways.
Aubrey was good at discretely taking his own photo.
"Is that haircut intentional?" I asked.
Aubrey rolled his eyes. "Its ironic."
"Do you mean sideways?"
"I hope that question is ironic."
"It is," I lied. He was so cool.
Breasted Aubrey suggested I come to the show. "Its a musical experimentation with socialist undertones. I mean, if thats a cause you feel passionately about."
I assured her it was. I used phrases like "classless order" and "collectivism" but in no particular order and without the context of an actual sentence. It was enough. She agreed to drive me but we would have to stop by mustached Aubreys parents house to pick up his vinyl. Ten minutes later we crawled into a Lincoln Navigator and were off.
In the car I had an opportunity to look her over. She wore her hair in tiny, unnecessary pigtails and I could just make out the ink behind her ear. "What does your tattoo say?"
She touched it and smiled, "It means Peace. Or like, Vitality, I cant remember. Its Tibetan I think."
Somewhere, someone is very proud.
Mustached Aubrey didnt speak the whole ride but his sophisticated music pallet forced him to sneer or click his tongue every time a new song came on the radio. I started doing it too until he glared at me for hating the same music as him.
His parents house was in a gated neighborhood. As Aubrey loaded milk crates of records into the trunk, I watched migrant workers tend to bushes and flowerbeds in the front yard. I had a great idea.
"We should invite them."
"Those toilers. I bet theyd be willing to rally behind a cooperative management of their production yields. Lets bring them to the socialist concert!"
The Aubreys stared at me. "Eww," said breasted Aubrey.
"Yeah, you dont get it dude," mannish Aubrey told me before shutting the trunk.
It was true. My understanding of this revolution was shaky. I dedicated myself to listening and learning for the rest of the car ride. I loved the discussions the Aubreys had; they experimented with big words in unique and exciting ways, like a baby playing piano. They treated a debate on Trotsky with the same severity as a conversation about vests. The topics collided into one another with no starting or stopping point and no resolution, just vague knowledge on the subjects and extreme but generalized opinions seemed to be enough for them. I desperately wanted us to be friends.
The show was not what I expected. There were no speeches, no chants. People just stood around drinking beer. A hammer and sickle flag hung above the stage and two people played distortion into a microphone at different volumes. Mustached Aubrey pouted on his record crate. The first-choice musical group was, unfortunately, healthy and present.
Nothing says youth in revolt like earmuffs.
I noticed several people wearing coon-skin hats and my heart swelled: The educated youth announcing themselves as the pioneers of a new America. The crowd swayed in unison to a beat I couldnt hear, tuning themselves to the winds of a revolution. The spring coiled.
"That will be 11 dollars pal," the bartender said.
I looked at my High-Life and back at him. "Eleven dollars? For this?"
It was time. "Fuck your bourgeois system!" I shouted and slammed the bottle down on the edge of the bar. It refused to break and I only managed to spill some beer on my converted jean shorts.
"Did... did you just piss yourself?"
"Get out of my bar," the Man said.
"Its not your bar anymore," I said. "Its the peoples bar now!" I screamed it loud enough for all the hipsters to hear. A silence followed. I filled it with the first few claps of what I hoped would be an ovation for me. Im not sure how thunderous it ended up being, I was thrown out before anyone else joined in.
Ill never know how substantial the insurgency was that night, but I take solace in knowing that I lit the fuse. On the bus ride home I caught eyes with a group of guys in skinny jeans and headbands. I put my fist high in the air. "You are the future," I said. They smiled to one another knowingly and took pictures of me with camera phones, presumably to silk screen onto T-shirts some other day.
The future, in the capable hands of a hipster.
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A bicyclist suffered serious injuries when struck by a car Tuesday evening at the intersection of West Ferry and Barton streets, Buffalo police reported.
At 7:10 p.m., the bicyclist, a 49-year-old man, was riding south on Barton and proceeded through the intersection without yielding the right of way, according to D District Chief Anthony Barba. The bicyclist was struck by an automobile headed westbound on West Ferry, Barba said.
The bicyclist was taken to Erie County Medical Center, where he was listed in serious condition, police said.
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Stephen Fishbach was the runner-up on Survivor: Tocantins and has been blogging about Survivor strategy for PEOPLE.com since 2009. Follow him on Twitter @stephenfishbach
"The Hero tribe had plans to look for the hidden immunity idol as a group. But the best thing for me is to make sure I know where it's at. This is Survivor, and you don't know what these other people are thinking around here."
– JT Thomas, Heroes vs. Villains
It's always fun to watch a tribe self-destruct. This week, Russell Swan and his team of misfits continued their free fall into Survivor ignominy. But whenever a tribe falls apart, it sets up the opportunity for great strategists to rise. Or at least they can try to salvage the pieces.
Russell's Tribe
The water cooler gossip at Matsing is that Malcolm has been seen cuddling with Angie. "It's a booby trap," says Roxy, delighted with her joke. (You get it? Boobies??)
Oh Malcolm, you were a golden boy – what happened? Creating a flirtmance is such an easy way to become a target. Malcolm knows he's screwing up: "I kept having to remind myself, don't get booty blinded," he says. (Teehee. Booty.)
But whom Malcolm canoodles with wouldn't matter if Matsing could keep it together for a challenge. For some reason, this tribe of diminutive ladies can't win a sled-pulling contest. And, after Russell issues one of the most inspiring, generous, sportsmanlike speeches in gaming history, they're forced to vote someone out. If only they had cookies!
Denise wins this week's Fishy for her savvy decision-making. She reaffirms her bond with Malcolm and votes out Roxy – who was doing none of the tribe's work, but almost all of its complaining. Denise can now be sure she's safe next time Matsing goes to tribal. And there will be a next time.
Skupin's Tribe
On the yellow tribe, RC's got everything under control. She built an alliance with Mike, Pete, and Abi; she brought in Artis as a disposable fifth; and Lisa just keeps alienating herself further.
(Note to Lisa: If you're feeling isolated from your tribe, the solution is not to then go sit by yourself on a well.)
But when RC shares the immunity idol clue with Abi, everything falls apart. Suddenly RC's erstwhile ally starts freaking out that she's getting bamboozled. "I just don't know if I can trust RC," Abi says.
I'm actually a fan of sharing the idol clue. There are very few ways to build real trust on Survivor. You can tell someone you're in an alliance – but will they believe you? Sharing an idol or a clue is a concrete way to make yourself vulnerable, and thereby establish a real relationship. RC's thinking along the same lines. "I shared the clue with her, and that should be proof enough that I really trust her," she says.
The important thing is who you share the clue with. RC's mistake was making an alliance so fast off the boat. It's all fine and dandy to hug your new tribe hello. But if you're pinky swearing on day one, you might find yourself committed to a hot-head Brazilian lunatic.
Penner's Tribe
You may be surprised to learn that there's a guy named Carter on Jonathan Penner's tribe. Blond kid, ripped abs, seems like a decent fellow. He does Crossfit, and he's kicking butt in the challenges. But so far, he's been one of the most silent contestants ever. Not only has he not spoken in a confessional – I don't believe we've heard the sound of his voice. Carter: my hat's off to thee, silent warrior.
The drama on Penner's tribe is that Penner is still looking for the idol. While the rest of his tribe bonds over the gruesome conditions, he's off digging holes in the sand.
Thank God he actually finds it! Now maybe he can start to build some alliances. "Yeah – I'm on fire!" Penner shouts into the Filipino sky. See how happy he is? In his ecstasy, he's confused himself with Mike Skupin.
Would you share the clue for the idol?
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MAYVILLE – A man posing as a dog warden for the Town of Pomfret has been trying force homeowners in both Pomfret and the Town of Portland to surrender their pets to him under fake confiscation or impounding government orders.
The man is white and believed to be in his mid-30s, and has been driving a brown sedan, Chautauqua County sheriff's officials said. He so far has been unsuccessful in convincing residents to turn over their dogs, officials said.
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The dead body found in a parked car in the Carl Knight County Law Enforcement Complex parking lot Wednesday has been identified as David Wayne Pulliam, 52, who died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound, according to Dorchester County Sheriffs Office Chief Deputy Sam Richardson.
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Deputies discovered Pulliam with a gunshot wound to the head in his parked truck and determined he was deceased.
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I've had several requests to discuss the storms that hit Houston on Sunday morning.
The stronger-than-expected storms, which knocked out power to about 100,000 people in Houston, were part of a large complex of thunderstorms known as a mesoscale convective system. This is an area of storms larger than a small cluster of thunderstorms, but smaller than a very large cyclone.
As part of the storms, some of which were severe thunderstorms, winds gusted to about 50 mph in some parts of the region.
One reader from The Woodlands sent in the above video, from about 6 a.m., with this description:
The wind speed was really great as you can see and hear the howling of the winds.
I have been living in Houston area since 3 years but this is for the first time I have seen such high winds in a thunderstorm. I wonder if it would be approximately 50 mph or 60 mph winds. They were so high that it woke me up. At first I thought it must be a truck passing.
One point I would like to make is, there was a brief very strong gust , before that there was a weird feeling as if air went in to slow motion or may be like if there were some sort of sudden pressure change, you know how you feel when you open a door, such as when you enter a bank how you feel as if you are getting sucked in and heavy. Same strange feeling I had.
According to one storm report the winds in The Woodlands were strong enough to knock down a large number of trees to the northwest of the mall.
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If the Wings could trade Howard for that coveted top defensemen and then sign Miller in July, how would everyone feel about it?
The only pro I could see in this scenario is that Miller, at 33, would be better suited in 3 years to back up Mrazek. With Howard, Mrazek is looking at 5-6 years minimum before he's a started. IF the kid even pans out.


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The Raiders entered week four full of confidence after a big win last week over the New York Jets. But still, they were facing the best offense in the NFL in the Patriots, so they knew the order was a tall one. The coliseum was packed and the Raiders were pumped. But they couldn't channel that energy into a win.
Instead, the team seemed to be flying by the seat of their pants, and next thing they knew, they had made stupid play after stupid penalty while the Patriots took full advantage of every mistake.
There were signs of the Raider team that beat Denver, hung with the Bills offense into the last seconds, and beat the Jets. But the ugly side of the Raiders reared its head too many times. So with no further lead-up…
Darren McFadden
Another Raider game, another McFadden top Baller. This week he was not playing at 100% from the groin strain he suffered in last week's game, but you couldn't tell when he was in the game as he was still running past defenders in space as evidenced by yet another big run—this time for 41 yards. The coaching staff held him out nearly the entire second quarter as they checked him out, which is why he had just 14 carries in the game. But he was still able to gain 75 yards on the ground for 5.4 yards per carry. He added four catches for 48 yards. His total yards from scrimmage was near his numbers all season as he continues to be this team's number one weapon.
Kevin Boss
Boss put up the kind of numbers the Raiders expected from him when they signed him this offseason. He had four catches for 78 yards on the day and was a toe away from having a late touchdown as well. He got started early with two catches on the Raiders' first drive. The first catch was his longest of the day, going for 23 yards to put the Raiders on the 13 yard line looking to score. Then on third and 19, he had a 12 yard catch to put Sebastian Janikowski in range for a chipshot field goal. On the Raiders' first drive of the second half, Boss had a catch in which he put a stiff arm on a defender and took it for 20 yards. The drive ended with another Janikowski field goal. Later Boss matched his 23 yard catch with a great grab in which he shielded off the defender to haul in the pass and put the Raiders in first and goal at the seven yard line. The Raiders would score a touchdown three plays later.
Lamarr Houston
Houston quietly put together a decent game amidst an overall collapse by the Raider defense. He was third on the team in combined tackles from his defensive end spot which included one tackle for loss. On the Pats' first drive, they drove to the 17 yard line and were looking to score when Houston and Wimbley teamed up for a run stuff for a short gain. Unfortunately the Patriots scored on a pass one play later. Houston held containment that helped stuff a run for a short gain. He had a run stuff for no gain on the first play of the second half and then added another run stuff for a one yard gain a few plays later. In the fourth quarter, immediately following Jason Campbell's second interception, Houston had his run tackle for loss.
Darrius Heyward-Bey
I always talk about how DHB doesn't catch with his hands, fight for the ball, or catch long passes. Since he did all three in this game, it is only fair that I recognize his efforts. In the second quarter, with the Raiders down 10-14, they lined up on third and four and Campbell threw the ball up for Heyward-Bey. He was covered, but he held off the defender and leapt up and pulled down the 28 yard catch. It was the most impressive catch I have seen him make, and it put the Raiders in Patriots territory. His last catch of the day was the longest of his career in the air, and it came on a long pass in which, yet again, DHB was covered and he caught it over his shoulder for a 58 yard gain. The Raiders had no chance of coming back for the win, but it was still a nice catch from him.
Richard Seymour
The Raiders needed him at his best against his former team, but he completely lost composure. He almost single-handedly gave the Patriots their first touchdown. He came racing through to sack Tom Brady on a play that had been blown dead with a delay of game. The Patriots were lined up in third and 9 at the 21 yard line and would have been in third and 14 after the delay of game penalty. But Seymour came flying through to throw Brady to the ground and was called for roughing the passer. He claims not to have heard the whistle, which is very possible with the crowd being as loud as they were but everyone else had stopped, including Brady. So Seymour, in his furor, was the only guy on the field or otherwise that didn't notice everyone had stopped playing. The penalty gave the Patriots an automatic first down. Three plays later, he was called for a facemask penalty making him responsible for 30 yards on a touchdown scoring drive that should have stopped with a three and out. He lost control and it cost his team. The rest of the game he was a non-factor and both of the Patriots' running backs were able to put up great numbers and a rushing touchdown apiece.
Jason Campbell
Campbell had a lot of passing yards in this game, but stats don't win games. He had critical mistakes at critical times. His first big mistake came with the Raiders in second and goal at the 7 yard line. He dropped back, looked for an open receiver and threw RIGHT to a Patriots defender in the end zone. He claims he was trying to throw it away and it slipped. But if he had thrown it away, it would have meant an intentional grounding penalty as he was still in the pocket. Some think Darrius Heyward-Bey was supposed to run his route to the inside or perhaps Campbell just thought he would. But if DHB had run his route inside, he would have been in triple coverage. Campbell also had open field in front of him to scramble. He could have tucked it and gained a few yards or perhaps a TD. Instead he threw the most mysterious interception I have ever seen. It held the Raiders without a score and gave the Patriots the ball at the 20 yard line. They drove for a field goal to head into half up 17-10. Then they got the ball to start the second half and scored again. So instead of the Raiders being up 17-14, next thing they knew they were down 24-10. In the fourth quarter, with the Raiders desperate to score for a chance to win, Campbell threw right to nose tackle Vince Wilfork. He was going for the check down to Darren McFadden and didn't see Wilfork standing there. Even though Wilfork weighs in at 367 pounds and is always standing there, somehow Jason missed him. That interception sealed the Raiders' fate. Campbell's longest pass as well as his only touchdown both came on the Raiders' final drive when they had no chance of coming back to win. Stats be damned.
Chimdi Chekwa
This is what people in the football world affectionately refer to as a 'welcome to the NFL moment' for Chekwa. After a fantastic game versus the Jets, he was beaten like a drum against Tom Brady and the Jets. He gave up a catch to start the Patriots' second touchdown scoring drive that went for 24 yards. He was flagged for illegal contact on the next play. He gave up a 21 yard catch to Wes Welker a few plays later. On the next Pats scoring drive he gave up two catches for 26 yards to Chad Ochocinco. He later gave up a seven yard catch on the Pats' last touchdown drive.
Defensive coordinator
I don't put an actual name here because it can be hard to know exactly who the defensive coordinator is for the Raiders. Sure there are little things here and there you can place on the man who actually holds the title of defensive coordinator. But the Raiders have run the same man-on-man, right-corner-left-corner scheme since the 60's. And Chuck Bresnahan was not the Raiders' defensive coordinator back then. But if there was ever a time to put the Raiders' best corner on another team's best receiver, it was this game. Routt lined up on Welker in the slot about three plays in the game that I could see. He defended him well too. On one particular play on the Patriots' first drive of the second half, Routt was on Welker in the slot and they stayed away from him. But on the very next play, on third and 7, Tyvon Branch was on Welker and he gave up a 32 yard catch to him. The drive ended with another Patriots touchdown. Welker had nine catches for 158 yards and a touchdown in the game. So… that didn't work.
Tyvon Branch
Speaking of Branch, he had great coverage on Rob Gronkowski in this game. Unfortunately, the rest of his coverage was lacking. He gave up a 15 yard catch and missed the tackle to end the first quarter. A bit later he was blocked on an 11 yard run on a drive in which the Patriots scored their second touchdown to retake the lead. The Patriots' first drive of the second half was Branch's worst of the game. After two stops, the Patriots were lined up in third and 7 and Branch was beaten by Welker for a 32 yard catch. That gain was trumped to end the drive when Branch completely whiffed on a tackle on a 33 yard run for a touchdown.
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As I told you HERE the other day, political numbers-cruncher Nate Silver is leaving The New York Times for a gig at ESPN (and presumably corporate sibling ABC News as well).
One of the things I like about Silver, as I've noted on several occasions, is that some political pundits hate him. They don�t appreciate how he uses mathematical analysis to read the political tea leaves while they depend on non-scientific analysis based largely on their schmoozing with supposedly knowledgeable sources.
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The Sargosso Sea is an are in the middle of the North Atlantic which is surrounded by four ocean currents. The Sargosso is bounded to the north by the North Alantic Current, to the east by the Canary Current, to the south by the NorthAtlantic Equitorial current and to the west by the Gulf Stream. The Sargasso Sea is the only sea that is with out any shores.
The Sea is approximately 700 miles wide and 2,000 miles long. It stretches from 25 to 35 degrees north and 40 to 70 degrees west. The closest shore is Bermuda.
The Sea which is a deep blue colour and very clear was first discovered by the Portuguese in the 15th century. Large areas of the Sea are are covered with seaweed (Sargassum). The sea is rich in marine life such as the Loggerhead Sea Turtles which use cuurents such as the Gulf strea to travel to the Sargasso Sea where they use the seaweed as cover from predators. It is also important to the European and the Americal eel. The larvae of both species hatch her before going to Europe or the east coast of the USA later to return to the sargasso sea to lay eggs.
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Good cover and pretty good artwork inside this IDW comic book. The story? Light. Okay, not too bad. The Doc and Donna find a human colony using robots to...kill travelers. It's DW light but not a terrible story and internally consistent. And Donna acts like Donna and the Doc acts like the Doc. The general feeling from me though is that...I'm eager for this Doctor to fade away and be replaced by the new 11th Doctor. Soon!


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Several people have brought to my attention that the developer Adam Gates has reverse engineered one of my games and rereleased it under his own developer name and AdMob ID. Investigating further, I found his other apps all seem to be rip-offs as well. I know that there are solutions to protect application published in the Android Market, but I have chosen not to protect my apps with copy protection or Google's licensing service because I would like people to have the freedom to share my games however they want. However, it saddens me to say that this situation may give me no choice but to lock them up as much as possible.
I know that independent Android game developers love what they do. It's not for the money, but ideally, we would all make enough to support ourselves fully from these games enabling us to continue to produce fun and innovative games. I would hate to see this problem go unchecked and keep hurting this market.
So, if you can, rate his games low and comment that they are in direct copyright violation of original games. Also, please send an email to Google to try to raise awareness to this issue and the harm it is causing to good developers.
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The South Carolina Stingrays open their quest for an ECHL-record fourth Kelly Cup championship tonight against the Gwinnett Gladiators.
No. 3 Gwinnett Gladiators vs. No. 6 South Carolina StingraysGame 1: Today at Gwinnett (7:30 p.m.)Game 2: Saturday at Gwinnett (7:05 p.m.)Game 3: April 10 at South Carolina (7:05 p.m.)Game 4: April 12 at South Carolina (7:05 p.m.)*Game 5: April 13 at South Carolina (7:05 p.m.)*Game 6: April 16 at Gwinnett (7:05 p.m.)*Game 7: April 17 at Gwinnett (7:05 p.m.)*-if necessary
If the Stingrays are going to get past the Gladiators and on their way to hoisting the Kelly Cup trophy, they'll have to answer these five questions?
1. Can the Stingrays stay healthy?
This has been the Stingrays' biggest issue all season. Nine different Stingray players suffered at least one concussion and two players were knocked out twice with head injuries. That makes 11 concussions, which is an unofficial ECHL record.
Mike Hamilton (concussion), Ryan Lowery (concussion), Cameron Brodie (concussion) and Ryan McGinnis (knee) are done for the year and won't play in the postseason.
That's a pretty big chunk of the Stingrays' roster out of the lineup already. The Stingrays can't afford to lose many more players.
"I don't know how many man games we lost because of injuries, but I bet we led the ECHL this season," said Stingrays coach Spencer Carbery.
2. Will the Stingrays get their players back from the American Hockey League?
The AHL's regular season is two weeks longer than the ECHL season. The AHL season used to end just a week later than ECHL's, but that changed last year.
That's why ECHL teams have "Eligible" spots on their playoff rosters. But just because a player is on a team's "Eligible" list doesn't necessarily mean he'll end up playing in the playoffs.
The Stingrays have two spots left to fill and four players on their "Eligible" list – Tommy Cross, Tyler Randell, Hunter Bishop and Tyler McNeely.
They've already received Ryan Grimshaw (Toronto) and Alden Hirschfeld (Providence) from the AHL this week. The return of Bishop (Manchester) and McNeely (Lake Erie), who were the Stingrays' top two scorers during the regular-season, will give the team a huge lift offensively.
3. Will the Stingrays score enough goals?
The Stingrays were the best defensive team in the ECHL, giving up an ECHL-low 171 goals.
However, the Stingrays were also near the bottom of the league in goals scored with 191. Only four teams scored fewer goals than the Stingrays during the regular season.
Yes, playoff games tend to be lower scorer, but the Stingrays will still need to put the puck in the net, which makes the return of McNeely (44 points) and Bishop (49 points) so crucial.
4. Can the Stingrays special teams get it done in the playoffs?
In 2009, when the Stingrays won their last Kelly Cup title they had the top power play in the playoffs, converting at 20 percent.
With a lack of scoring, the Stingrays will need their power play to hitting on all cylinders. The Stingrays' power play, which improved over the final two months, ended the regular season in 10th place in the ECHL at 18.3 percent.
"Scoring chances go way down in the playoffs, so when we get a power play, we have to take advantage of it," Carbery said.
5. Can the Stingrays goalies hold up under playoff pressure?
South Carolina rookie goalie Ryan Zapolski has garnered every major award, including Rookie of the Year and Goalie of the Year.
If anyone is equipped to put a team on his back and lead them to a championship it's Zapolski. He tied and ECHL record with eight shutouts and had a 1.64 goals-against average and a .942 save percentage.
But the playoffs are a different animal altogether.
Of course if Zapolski falters, there's always Jeff Jakaitis. He's the 2011-12 ECHL Goalie of the Year.
"We've got confidence in both of our goalies," Carbery said.
The Stingrays Hunter Bishop is tailed by the Road Warriors Jordie Johnston Friday January 18, 2013 at the North Charleston Coliseum. (Grace Beahm/postandcourier.com)×
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As we await resolution on what is shaping up as the quickest search in Penn State history, let's examine how the hiring will affect the Nittany Nation's perception and ultimate legacy of Athletic Director Dave Joyner.
Start with the reality that he could hire Vince Lombardi to replace Bill O'Brien, who replaced Lombardi - er, Joe Paterno - and Joyner would still be viewed as guilty by association for his past tenure on the Board of Trustees, who, well, ya know.
If you disagree, click onto the message boards.
But in the words of Lee Corso, "not so fast, my friends."
Joyner's work has included being previously involved with the Cael Sanderson hiring, extending the contract of Coquese Washington, hiring several coaches for the Olympic sports, scheduling a future resumption of the football series with Pitt, sanctioning the "Return to Rec Hall," which was too big for the basketball team, and, in his most visible act, hiring O'Brien.
In O'Brien, Joyner clearly found a strong football coach and a confident leader. How well they connected is not totally clear. Moles say not so well.
O'Brien was frustrated with Penn State's lack of defined leadership - the school botched a presidential hiring in November that didn't help - but BOB may well have been leaving for the NFL anyway.
While Joyner can feel good that he hired a guy who built the bridge over the Nittany Lions' most troubled waters and on whom the NFL has salivated, he can't brag too loudly because his relationship was such that it didn't keep O'Brien for even a third season.
To that end, more than anything else he's done, the hiring Joyner is about to make - maybe as soon as today - will help define his tenure.
Because whether it's Al Golden or James Franklin or Mike Munchak or someone else, if the guy can keep the current team together and verbally committed recruits in the fold, if he can build on the foundation O'Brien's short tenure left and move the Lions into Big Ten title contention and maybe beyond, Joyner will look better.
If that doesn't happen, fans will have another reason to pile on.
It makes sense to pursue someone with PSU or Pennsylvania roots because incentive to stay may be stronger than O'Brien's. That's important since the new hire will not report to President Rod Erickson, who is retiring in June, at which point Penn State will also conduct a national search for its AD.
"It's no secret that President Erickson will be stepping down no later than the end of June this year," Joyner said Thursday. "Transitions occur in programs all over the place at different times, and athletic programs survive and go on and move forward. Penn State's got a great tradition of great presidents and administrators, and I would say to any prospective coach that Penn State will continue with that great tradition no matter who is at the helm and who is head of the university."
Joyner chose not to address his intentions as he outlined the search process.
"Today is about the future of football," he said. "I've said this all along for over two years now. I'm here to serve Penn State as long as they need my services, and that's how I feel today as it was in November of 2011."
The last two years have been a period of challenging and difficult transition, and it says here the university will not be able to begin to fully heal until all of the principals, including Joyner, have moved on.
If hiring the next football coach turns out to be one of his last big decisions, it couldn't hurt his legacy to get it right.
It might even help.
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A newly invigorated Intel is pulling out all of the stops to
stay ahead of AMD these days. Intel's Core 2 Duo Extreme is putting out some
rather encouraging
numbers and should keep AMD working hard for the next few quarters. And
shortly after aggressive
pricing was revealed for Intel's new Core 2 family of processors, AMD
responded with its own
price cuts across the board to stay in the game. With its mainstream
desktop products taken care of, and its new Core 2 mobile processors
on the way, Intel is looking forward to updates to its server processors.
Intel's Woodcrest
processors look to make up for the sins of the father, in this case the current
Xeon, by increasing performance by 80% while lowering power consumption by 35%.
Even more impressive is Intel's ramp of the Woodcrest
-- by the end of 2006, Intel is expecting that 90% of the Xeon processors that
it ships will be dual core. Two thirds of those dual-core offerings will be Woodcrest based according to Intel.
Just around the same time that Intel releases its quad-core Kentsfield desktop processors in Q1'07,
quad-core Clovertown server
processors will also make an appearance. According to Intel's Enterprise Architecture Director Dileep Bhandarkar,
Clovertown will be two dual-core
processors built into a single package versus AMD's single package of four
cores. Bhandarkar also conceded that the lack of an integrated memory
controller, like those on the AMD64 platform, does hurt performance. EWEEK reports:
Bhandarkar admitted
that integrating the memory controller—which handles the flow of data to and
from system memory—directly into the chip rather than housing it on a chip set
would improve performance with some workloads. However, he said, Intel
officials felt it was more important to bring a quad-core processor to the
market before AMD does. The company expects to precede its rival by a quarter
or two.
Still, Bhandarkar feels that its server products will offer
enough of performance advantage that it won't need to delve into integrated
memory controllers for now. In the mean time, integrated memory controllers are
definitely in the pipeline as is an integrated graphics controller, but no
timeline was given for either.
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Perry's best furry buddy, Kitty Purry – who the singer has called her company's CEO – makes a brief appearance in a lyric video for her new song.
"Now YOU can #ROAR louder than a lion too! Lyric video starring Myself, Kitty Purry & some of my closest buds here," Perry Tweeted on Monday. The clip's grand finale features the feline suspended in air, while a woman, whom we believe is the singer herself, coos at her.
The tabby cat, who has also inspired two of Perry's fragrances, even dresses the part: she's sporting a seriously adorable lion's mane in the video!
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Kenneth "Joe" Hill, age 80, of New Smyrna Beach, died from cancer Sunday, April 11, 2010 at Hospice of Volusia/Flagler, Edgewater. Funeral service will be 11:00 a.m. Friday, April 16, at Settle-Wilder Chapel, New Smyrna Beach, with Chaplain Mark Spivey, Hospice of Volusia/Flagler, officiating.


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John Ting is Senior Adviser to the Provost. He had been previously been Dean of Engineering (2003-12), Department Head of Civil and Environmental Engineering (1999-03) and Professor of Civil & Environmental Engineering at UMass Lowell. Before coming to Lowell in 1990, he was a tenured associate professor at the University of Toronto and postdoctoral research fellow and lecturer at the California Institute of Technology.
Ting has been involved in teaching, research and software development in civil & environmental engineering for several decades since the late 1970s and more recently in engineering education, recruiting and retention. For his recent work on incorporating Service-Learning into engineering as a means to improve student learning while fostering meaningful community engagement, he was awarded the 2006 President's Public Service Award from the University of Massachusetts system. Ting is widely published and has helped obtain and directly participated in over $1.7 million in externally funded research in geotechnical engineering and exceeding $1.1 million on incorporating Service-Learning in engineering education. He has taught more than 20 different undergraduate and graduate courses in civil engineering and computer programming at Caltech, University of Toronto and UMass Lowell.
As Dean of Engineering, Ting worked on issues in recruiting and retention of students into engineering, science and technical fields. Ting has previously worked for a geotechnical consulting company in Montreal and is a registered professional engineer in California. He was elected as a Fellow of the American Society of Civil Engineers in 2008. In addition, he has coached MathCounts middle school teams for several Massachusetts school systems and in the mid-1990s helped direct and operate the Groton Chess Club, a chess club devoted to children.


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5 Things I Didn't Know About Health Care (Until I Got Sick)
In 2011, I entered a period of ill health so terrible that I bankrupted a couple of insurance companies and caused an entire hospital to collapse in despair, killing hundreds. I'm mostly better now, and the lawsuits are almost all sorted out, but along the way I learned a few things. Like ...
#5. The Medical System Is Hopelessly Outdated
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My own particular brand of chronic suck-health was hyperparathyroidism, a condition caused by a tiny benign tumor in the neck that causes kidney issues, nausea, cognitive problems, depression, and hellish, lie-in-bed-all-day-weeping fatigue. It can usually be cured with a single surgery, but people suffering from the condition often spend years shuffling painfully between baffled specialists before getting our necks mercifully slashed open like an Opposite Day episode of Dexter. Why is it that one of the few chronic health conditions that has a magic cure-bullet is so hard to diagnose properly? It's because of today's system of medical specialization, which has been in place since transportation had to be fed and watered, and hasn't changed much since then.
Imagine that police solved cases by dividing crime scenes up into physical segments and then not talking to each other about them. The guy who is looking for the murder weapon has no idea what the body looks like. The guy who is measuring the blood-splatter patterns doesn't know that a wild dog came onto the scene 20 minutes ago and ran away with the victim's leg. The crime-scene tech discovers a Bloodsport-style fighting ring in the basement with a fight still going on in it, but doesn't bother to tell the detective. This is pretty much what the medical system is like today.
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"Police are theorizing that the body was stolen by demons."
Sick people with potentially curable illnesses are shunted around between separate specialists who don't pay attention to anything except the body part they've been trained to focus on, a problem known as care fragmentation or "butt doctors only look at butts." You might get sent to a dermatologist who is baffled by your skin rash, because it's caused by a food allergy and nobody knew much about food allergies when they invented dermatology. Or you'll visit six different psychiatrists who all fail to cure your crippling depression, because none of them ever thought to test to see if it was caused by an asshole thyroid.
Because of care fragmentation, sick people often have to coordinate their own care if they want to get treated correctly. But that's not as easy as it sounds, because ...
#4. There's No Conception of the Mental Side of Physical Problems
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A lot of us still imagine the human body as this dualistic wonderland where our physical problems don't affect our brain or thinking. So while healthy people might be sympathetic to the physical limitations of the ill, they imagine that apart from that, it's not that different from being healthy. And hey, sometimes that's true. But often it's not. In my case, the illness that was fucking with my body was fucking with my mind as well, because some illnesses are just slutty that way.
Here's a window into what life is like when your brain is being battered by a chronic illness: You come home from a 12-hour day at work and stumble in the door only to find that half of your apartment is flooded because the toilet is blocked up. With bees. After disposing of the last of the angry poop-scented insects, you finally collapse on the couch, only for someone to hand you a 10-page form and tell you to fill out your entire life history, and then organize 10 separate doctor's appointments with receptionists who have all lost your files. And all the while, you know for an absolute fact that you'll have to fill them out again within the next couple of weeks for the same reason.
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"Why do they need to know my dog's name?"
That's what it's like to deal with the medical system when you're one of the people that the system is designed for. You have to organize appointments, get insurance permission, deal with referrals, and keep track of medical records, all while your brain and body are running like Internet Explorer on a seven-year-old machine you just spilled Diet Coke on. You need to organize transportation to doctor's offices if you're too sick to drive. And after all that, you have to conjure the mental energy to speak intelligently to the doctor and remember all their instructions so you don't burst into flames by taking the wrong medication at the wrong time.
At my worst, I had to be dropped off directly in front of the door to the doctor's office, because I couldn't concentrate enough to drive safely, and walking across the parking lot was like climbing a mountain with a flopping goat strapped to my back. And I was one of the lucky ones: I was still relatively able-bodied, and I had good insurance, so I didn't have to argue with an HMO or plea down hospital bills like dealing with a mafia loan shark at a time when I could barely pull myself out of bed. After that experience, I'm constantly amazed that more chronically sick people don't just lie down and die.
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"Let me strangle myself with that stethoscope."
You also gotta deal with the fact that ...
#3. If Medicine Doesn't Understand Your Condition, They'll Assume You're Just Crazy
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Did you know that hypothyroidism used to be caused by fits of hysteria? And morning sickness was caused not by hormones, but by a woman trying to unconsciously reject her baby by vomiting it up? When it comes to unexplained symptoms, doctors have never been very good at saying, "Wow, I really don't know what is causing this problem. Perhaps we'll know in the future, when we have flying cars and such." Instead, patients are often told that they're hypochondriacs, mentally ill, or just plain faking it to get attention. This is still happening today, with little-understood conditions like fibromyalgia and chronic fatigue. And don't think you can avoid this by developing a relatively well-known illness: You can have a medical condition that's been in the scientific literature for decades, but if your doctors were asleep in class that day, they'll be happy to call you a hypochondriac, too. Several doctors did it to me.
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They were right. Faking illness was the only way I could indulge my crippling blood-pressure-cuff fetish.
Look, I get it. If a plumber told you, "Hell, I have no idea what's going on with the pipes in your house. There's a lot about pipes that we humans just don't understand," you'd think he was an awful plumber. And our expectations for doctors are often even higher, because it's scary to think that the body is a complex system that not even smart, educated people fully understand. So we can't really blame doctors if they don't want to admit that they have no idea what is causing the third arm to grow out of our foreheads.
But still, maybe medical science could notice this historical trend of misdiagnosing legitimate illnesses as hysterical lies, and admit that if a bunch of people all start having the same physical symptoms, maybe they're not all just anxious or trying to get attention? Because trust me, there are many ways to get attention, and any of them would be more fun than the one that involves telling a total stranger details about your poop.
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"Why don't you go ahead and squeeze one off for me, and we'll have a look in person."
But honestly, doctors aren't the worst offenders when it comes to potentially misunderstanding illness. Other laypeople are. Because ...


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"It is a commitment she is excited about and takes very seriously," the rep adds. "Jennifer is currently in the studio recording her second album and this is the only delivery she is looking forward to in 2010."
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"The Home Stretch to Retirement" will be the topic of Susan B. Garland of Kiplinger's Retirement Report in the next presentation in the fifth annual Personal Financial Planning Lecture Series presented by the Alex G. McKenna School of Business, Economics and Government, at 7:30 p.m. Thursday, April 4 in the Fred M. Rogers Center on the campus of Saint Vincent College. Moderator will be Mark Abramovic, instructor of finance and executive director of the Series. Garland is editor of Kiplinger's Retirement Report, a monthly personal finance publication whose subscribers are retirees and those approaching retirement. The publication covers all topics related to retirement, including taxes, Social Security, pensions, investments, personal money management, annuities, estate planning, health care, workplace issues and leisure activities. Garland has been editor of the publication since 2006. Before joining Kiplinger's, Garland was a Washington-based correspondent for Business Week magazine for 12 years. While on the social policy beat, she covered benefits, pensions, retirement issues, health care and workplace issues. As a White House and national politics reporter, she covered the first term of the Clinton administration. While on the legal affairs beat, she wrote about the U.S. Justice Department's antitrust investigation of Microsoft and the subsequent federal trial. Garland has also been a freelance writer, and her work has appeared in The New York Times, The Washington Post, Business Week, Modern Maturity (now AARP Magazine) and other publications. Garland has appeared on the NewsHour with Jim Lehrer, CNBC, AART's Inside E Street, the Nightly Business Report, Retirement Living TV, Fox News, Court TV, WUSA9-TV in Washington, D.C. and WGN-TV in Chicago. She is a graduate of Colgate University in Hamilton, New York. She lives in Bethesda, Maryland, with her husband, James Feldesman, an attorney. The series is a special public education series on current personal financial issues and concerns sponsored by the Saint Vincent College Alex G. McKenna School of Business, Economics and Government. Members of the board of advisors for the series include Cathy Baumann of Dollar Bank, Richard Cassidy of Kattan Ferretti Insurance, Ryan Naugle of TIAA-CREF, Robert Perretti, Dr. Nicholas Racculia of the McKenna School, David Riehl of Hefron-Tillotson and Dennis Terzich of BNY Mellon Wealth Management. Admission is free but pre-registration is requested by calling Saint Vincent Event and Conference Services at 724 805-2177.
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O, Canada, indeed!
Avril Lavigne planned to go all out for her Canada Day wedding to countryman Chad Kroeger, and it appears she succeeded, with a three-day celebration in the South of France in which she wore a black gown.
"I wanted to make sure it's a crazy vacation and an experience of a lifetime for our guests," Lavigne, 28, told Hello magazine of her July 1 nuptials at the Chateau de la Napoule medieval castle near Cannes.
"I wanted it to be over the top," she added. "I'm obsessed with castles and I love French décor and goth ... I found this castle in France and we visited it and it was perfect."
Before 110 guests, the singer walked down the aisle in a black tulle Monique Lhuillier gown before exchanging vows with Kroeger, 38, in a candlelight Gothic-themed wedding.
Her new husband, a member of the band Nickelback, tells Hello, "When you've got that ring on your finger that you get to look at every single day, and you get to call that other person husband or wife, it's a really special feeling."
The pair got together last February when Kroeger contributed to Lavigne's latest album, Here's To Never Growing Up. Kroeger sweetly proposed last August – presenting his fiancée with an impressive 14-carat diamond ring.
Avril Lavigne Opens Up About 'Crazy Vacation' Wedding to Chad Kroeger
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Blake Griffin's performance at the dunk competition, whiched wowed and pleased everyone in attendance, was Firthian to the truest extent.
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A New Hampshire brewery has hired an independent investigator to help determine what caused a keg explosion that killed an employee of the Redhook Ale Brewery in Portsmouth.
Redhook's parent company, Craft Brew Alliance, Inc., says officials haven't determined what caused the plastic keg to explode while an employee was cleaning it with compressed air.
The April 24 explosion killed 26-year-old Ben Harris, of Newington.
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Visitation for family and friends will be 2-4 p.m. and 6-8 p.m. Tuesday, Nov. 20, 2012, at Traunero Funeral Home and Crematory, Tiffin. A wake service will be 1:45 p.m. at the funeral home.
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A fat slut, somone with a loose snatch! see also; Sperm bank
that gemma has slept had more prick then an antique dart board! shes a proper sperm whale!
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A guy who likes to skeet in hot tubs and swimming pools
Girl #1: Do not go into the hot tub after T. has been in it, he stealth masturbates under the bubbles
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Girl #1: Sperm whale alert!
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A large female who hangs out at bars and night clubs looking to take a drunk male home and get inseminated.
Joe went home with sally that sperm whale last night shes a real whore, she definitely was trying to get knocked up so he would be stuck with her for good.
by biggirl823 March 05, 2011
When you let a nose-pierced fatty suck your cock and just before you blow your load, you shove your dick up to the whore's nose hole and let loose. Then you watch as the sperm shoots out the whale's blow hole.
My fat neighbor kept on beggin' for some vitamin D and I hadn't nutted for quite some time, so I let the whale go down on Moby Dick. I filled the beasts nasal cavity with so much baby gravy, it shot out the whale's piercing hole and stained my rug! A new species of Sperm Whale has been discovered!....true story.
by Mud E. Worm May 03, 2010
1. A large women who likes to be ejaculated on.
2. A large whale who likes to be ejaculated on.
2. A large whale who likes to be ejaculated on.
Pete: Why did you go home with that large women?
Mully: Dude, she is a sperm whale.
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by Bernard Bangwanger September 24, 2011
A man with large genitals and/or is capable of ejaculating quantities of semen after an orgasm.
Wow honey, you are a total sperm whale! It's guys like you that make me happy!
by Mark H June 24, 2004
The process of making your partner laugh immediately after a blow job so that your sperm shoots out their nose.
"Me and that bitch were watchin step brothers while she was giving me a bj and she totally spermwhaled all over when I was finished"
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Very true.
You forgot to mention they've had labor peace since that strike. Including new CBA's in 2002 and 2006. Want to guess who was head of the union for those?
Prior to the 1994-5 strike every negotiation had resulted with a work stoppage. 8 times since 1972.
I don't really follow baseball anymore but aside from the obvious problem of equating two very different situations in two very different sports, Fehr played a major role in successfully busting the owners for collusion three times. And since the 1995 strike, MLB has not lost a game. Not exactly the same situation.
Between 931-948 games lost in the first MLB strike, but there has been labor peace since then.
Just keep in mind that the score from the leaders of these respective sides should be 0-0. Anything more than that is a travesty.
The players were the side that benefited the most from the CBA. Its a no brainer why they wanted to keep the season going.
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Bettman - 3
AND the players offered to start the season WITHOUT a CBA; owners said no. The preponderance of fault lies with the owners on this one.
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The senseless killings that happened in Colorado is terrible.
But the worst of all killings is the killing of innocent little babies and how many people think it is okay to do this.
Giving women the right to kill their babies if they don't want them if wrong. Just because it is allowed by law doesn't make it right.
When something is wrong, we should stop it.
The Republican party needs to be bringing these kinds of things up in their campaign. They show concern for those people killed in Colorado but don't mind the many, many babies killed.
What is worse?
They are all wrong.
Right away they want to start about guns and taking people's rights away to own guns. The gun isn't what kills; it is the nuts that kill.
The moral decay in our country and pleasing God should be our first concern.
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LOCKPORT – Gun buybacks will be held simultaneously in Niagara Falls and the City of Lockport on Feb. 23.
On the heels of Niagara Falls, which recently announced plans for a buyback, the City of Lockport Police Department on Thursday announced that it is signing onto a buyback.
Capt. Michael F. Niethe, who is coordinating the Lockport event, said the city's first-ever gun buyback is a push to get more guns off the street and is also designed to encourage residents to dispose of ammunition.
"Anyone can participate – no questions asked," Niethe said.
The Lockport gun buyback will be held from noon to 5 p.m. in the lobby of the Lockport Municipal Building, Locks Plaza – the same time as the Niagara Falls buyback. The Falls buyback will be held at the fire hall at 11th Street and Ontario Avenue.
Police in both cities will offer $10 for nonworking guns, $50 for shotguns and rifles, $75 for handguns and $100 for assault rifles.
Both cities will be accepting live rounds of ammunition. In Lockport, officials are also encouraging residents to drop off unwanted prescription drugs.
Lockport Police Chief Lawrence M. Eggert said it is important that the city is teaming up with Niagara Falls in the effort.
"They have seen a lot of gun violence in the City of Niagara Falls," he said. "We've had a couple issues and we get a lot of the spillover [crime] from the City of Niagara Falls. We thought at least we can get some of these guns off the street," Eggert said.
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doing the best birthing dance ever...
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so cool!! I would have never let anyone take video of me in labor!!!!! she is so awesome! Congratulations to mom dad and Liam! Soooooooooooooo coooooooooooool!ReplyDelete
:) I'd have smacked him. But she was a good sport.ReplyDelete
lol - that was so cute. :) i would've kicked jody if he pulled that crap with me. glad to see she kept her sense of humor. that mama's got some moves! :)ReplyDelete
I would have probably shoved the video camera up his nose. She is a GREAT sport! She has a CUTE belly as well. Lucky!ReplyDelete
Wow - whatever works to get that baby out and keep the momma comfortable, that's great! During early labor, I kept doing errands and walked about a mile or so to get 'em going, but the dancing seems a lot funner!ReplyDelete
This is sooooo funny...ReplyDelete
Awesome! She's simply gorgeous...but even better is how joyous they all are, joyous and goofy.ReplyDelete
You should have warned us to go potty first! That was hilarious!ReplyDelete
She made labor look fun...
They must be a really fun, loving couple and it shows!
That was cute...
She's the best sport EVER.ReplyDelete
Now that was funny.ReplyDelete
Really funny and such a good sport! I think Scott had the best idea to make her laugh to try and ease the pain! Congrats to them and baby Liam!!ReplyDelete
Thanks for the blog, Steph... Glad to know it's making people smile!ReplyDelete
That is funny! Keeps you distracted I guess. And it really beats the hubby standing in your face saying "Breathe!!!"
I got my hubby back for that, though.
OH MY GOSH that is so funny.. I wish hubby had video'd me both times in labor at home.. it would have given some people some good laughs as well!!!!
what would have been even funnier is me on my birthing ball eating a slice of pizza at home after my midwife told me to go to the hospital right away...
(i had to find a babysitter for my other son first!! and I was starving!)
haha! to funny. I really need a hair cut!! lol her hair is adorable, reminds me of yours just longerReplyDelete
Ohmygoodness! I am still laughing! I think she's still in early labor...
What a wonderful way to show the joy involved in birthing a child! Beautiful.
so cute! :) welcome little liam!ReplyDelete
Oh golly, this reminds me so much of me and my goofy hubby! lol I loved it...laughed hard. Thanks for sharing. what a beautiful relationship they have.ReplyDelete
LOL - My hubby just watched it, too. Cracked up.ReplyDelete
At first I was ready to sock soon-to-be father in the face until she came up doing the robot dance. SO FUNNY!!!! Thanks for a Sunday night laugh.
OMG. That is hysterical. She is one patient woman!! I think I'd be friends with those folks in real life....too fun!! =)ReplyDelete
Oh my goodness... that is too funny, but I do have to say she is a pretty darn good dancer ;).
She may just start a new fad!
That was the best! She's got some moves, pregnant and all!ReplyDelete
Ok, that was beyond cute and hilarious! :) I needed a good smile today.ReplyDelete
That was hilarious!!! What a trooper to let people see that!!! LOLReplyDelete
I laughed! I kept thinking- this must be one happy lady to laugh and be silly like that through labor. Thanks for sharing.ReplyDelete
Very funny!! She's a much better good sport than I would have been!! LOL!! Plus, how awesome does she look!!??ReplyDelete
Oh my gosh that was way to hilarious! At least she was giggling and dancing! I wasn't feeling that chipper or happy when I was in labor and in pain ;-)ReplyDelete
Oh. My. Gosh. That is quite possibly the funniest thing I have even seen!ReplyDelete
Totally, totally, HILARIOUS!!!ReplyDelete
That is ridiculously wonderful!! She has an awesome sense of humor! How cool!ReplyDelete
That is so great, I will have to remember that next time I am in labor LOLReplyDelete


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The New York Times (opens in a new window, free one time registration required) reports on possible link between marijuana use and psychosis. A new study, funded by the British Health Department, suggests that even occasional use of cannabis could raise the risk of serious mental illness by 40 percent; however, researchers couldn't prove that marijuana use itself causes psychosis.
At the 2007 NAMI National Convention, Nora Volkow, M.D., Ph.D., director of the National Institute on Drug Abuse, spoke about new research that explores the relationship between substance abuse and mental illness. Volkow explained that there are common factors between mental illness and drug abuse related to genetics, brain development and environmental stressors.