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a girl that goes to hockey games hoping to score with one of the players
"That girl is only at the game to scope out the guys. She's such a puck bunny"
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from canadian slang. a woman who goes to hockey games for the sole purpose of fucking one of the players.
having gang-banged the entire Sudbury Wolves roster, Tammy earner the label "puck bunny"
Por lungpig 18 de junio de 2003
A female, typically in her late teens to early 30s (but it can go lower) who attends hockey games, not to see a well fought game, or to see 2 goons duke it out, but just to look at the studly hockey players in the hoping that one night they'll roll over and see them in their bed, or in his bed, and has little or no interest in the sport or the score, and when a hockey player is brought up in coversation, will commonly use the words "tight, cute, sexy, ass, arms, shoulders" at any point in 1 sentence.
Cant stand 'em puck bunnies
Por Paul 06 de febrero de 2004
aka the hockey team ho
at my school ive been called the puck bunny or the hockey team ho, what can i say... hockey players are HOTT
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A female, particularily in high school, who only hangs out with pucks (otherwise known as hockey boys) or other puck bunnies. may exhibit other talents such as dancing, exfoliating, and rapid makeup application. wears a lot of spandex and specializes in moral ambiguity. rarely exlusive with one puck for more than a day at a time. hates and is hated by other girls.
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puck: i love it when you talk dirty to me
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puck: i love it when you talk dirty to me
innocent bystander: the only people that girl talks to are the pucks, she's such a puck bunny
Por sympathy for the devil 03 de junio de 2005
A "hockey fan," usuaully female, who only likes the sport because they hope to/already slept with the players on a team, and generally knows nothing about it. Or pretty much any girl that only like the Penguins because they have Sidney Crosby.
What's you favorite thing about hockey?
The hott players.
You're such a puck bunny.
If the Penguins ever trade Crosby, I won't like them anymore.
Puck bunny.
The hott players.
You're such a puck bunny.
If the Penguins ever trade Crosby, I won't like them anymore.
Puck bunny.
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n., usually a female, in her teens or young 20s who could care less what the score of a hockey game is. Void any girl who plays hockey herself. Also, a female who may not attend the games, but the parties instead, and hooks up with a guy just because he plays hockey.
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The loss drops Stetson to 2-8 overall and 1-6 in PFL games. Jacksonville ends its season at 5-6 and 4-4.
"I told the team after the game that they have nothing to hang their heads about," said head coach Roger Hughes. "They played their tails off, they played for 60 full minutes and they got better today. The results don't show it with a win, and that is what we want but, overall, we played better today."
"The game was really a lot closer than the score. Toward the end we had to take some chances to try to get on the board quick because we were still trying to win the game. It is not about keeping the score close, it is about winning.
Jacksonville's high-powered offense piled up 633 yards. But despite the yardage total and the final score, Stetson was on the verge of taking control of the game late in the third quarter.
Trailing 24-10 after a 30-yard scoring run by Ulysses Bryant with 11:09 left in the third quarter, Stetson put together a 7-play, 83-yard drive for a score, capped by a four yard run by Dre Long, pulling the Hatters to within 24-17 with 8:06 left in the third.
Chris Atkins intercepted a pass on Jacksonville's next possession, but the Hatters' offense stalled out after three plays and Stetson was forced to punt.
Stetson's defense again slowed the Dolphins, and forced another punt, but this time the Hatters' special teams came up with the game's biggest play. Ryan Powers recovered a blocked punt and rumbled 28 yards for a touchdown with 3:09 left in the third, tying it at 24.
With the game now tied, Stetson's defense forced another turnover when Adam Vinson intercepted Bell deep in Stetson territory.
After Long rushed for 15 yards and Ryan Tentler connected with Mike Yonker on a 44-yard pass play to give the Hatters first down at the JU 28, Tentler fumbled a pitch attempt on the next play and JU's Charlie Jimenez recovered and went 60 yards for a game-changing touchdown, giving the Dolphins at 31-24 lead with 52 seconds left in the quarter.
Jacksonville added two more touchdowns in the fourth quarter on a 25-yard scoring pass from Bell to Andy Robustelli, and a Bell-to-D'Andre Randle 37-yard pass. The Hatters were limited to just 13 yards of total offense in the fourth quarter.
"We didn't execute when we needed to," said Hughes. "We got the ball back in some great situations and we didn't score points. We missed a field goal in the Red Zone, we came away with a field goal instead of a touchdown when we were on the three, and those things will come back to haunt you against good teams."
Jacksonville opened the game with a three-play, 75-yard drive for a touchdown. Bell started the drive by connecting with Randle on a 45-yard pass play, and found Robustelli wide open in the front corner of the end zone two plays later for a 26-yard scoring pass.
After the Hatters went three-and-out, Jacksonville's next drive was cut short when Chris Atkins picked off Bell and returned the interception 30 yards to the JU 48. Seven plays later, Tentler knotted the score at 7-7 with an 18-yard touchdown run.
Stetson took a 10-7 lead on a 20-yard field goal by Ronak Patel with 14:58 left in the second quarter.
But the lead didn't last long. JU put together a 59 yards drive which resulted in a 36-yard field goal by Dylan Lynch, knotting the game at 10-10 with 12:07 remaining in the half.
The Dolphins regained the lead on their next drive. Bell connected with Caudio for a 40-yard touchdown pass, giving JU a 17-10 advantage with 6:32 before halftime.
"The game was really a lot closer than the score," said Hughes. "Toward the end we had to take some chances to try to get on the board quick because we were still trying to win the game. It is not about keeping the score close, it is about winning.
Tentler finished the game 19-of-34 passing for 261 yards. He also rushed 11 times for 28 yards. Yonker caught three passes and finished with a team-high 99 yards.
Overall the Hatters collected 382 yards of total offense.
Bell was 17-of-32 passing and had a pair of receivers reach the 100-yard mark. Randle finished with 137 yards on six receptions and Robustelli had six catches for 101 yards.
Donald Payne recorded a game-high 12 tackles, including a sack and two other tackles for loss. Atkins and Ryan Powers each had eight tackles.
The Hatters close out the 2013 season when they visit Mercer, 4 p.m., Saturday, November 23 in Macon, Ga.
Stetson at Jacksonville – November 16, 2013
Game Notes
• Running back A.J. Washington made his first start of the year.
• Cornerback Chris Atkins recorded his team-leading fifth interception of the year in the first quarter. It was the first pick for the Hatters since the Marist game. He added his second pick of the day, and sixth of the year, in the fourth quarter.
• Ronak Patel attempted and converted his first field goal of the year in the 2nd quarter, connecting on a 20-yard attempt to give the Hatters a 10-7 lead. Patel added his first PAT in the third quarter.
• Stetson's block of a JU field goal attempt in the second quarter was the first field goal block of the season for the Hatters. SU has two blocked punts this year.
• Dre Long's 4-yard TD run in the third quarter was his first of the season.
• Stetson ran a hook and lateral on their 3rd quarter TD drive with QB Ryan Tentler passing to Nick LaSala, who then pitched to center Fletcher Eldemire.
• Injuries took a toll for the Hatters during the game. The list of Stetson players who got nicked up during the game included LB Ryan Gildea, DT Zack Boryla, RB AJ. Washington, RB Darius Chapes, LB Devin Jessmer, WR Terrance Burt, LB Ignacio Madrid, DB Chris Atkins and DB Glenn Adesoji.
• Ryan Powers recorded the third blocked punt of the year for Stetson in the third quarter. He scooped up the ball after the block and returned it 28 yards for a game-tying touchdown. The other blocked punts this year were by Keegan Tanner against Warner and Darius Chapes at Butler.
• Adam Vinson recorded his first interception of the year in the third quarter to stop JU in the red zone.
• The Hatters were flagged for their most penalties (7) and penalty yards (55) since the third game of the season.


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Homer: The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
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an evil gambling monster that has neon claws
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a demon which encompasses the soul when at a casino, house of cards, sports betting website, lottery kiosk or any other gambling outlet; usually resulting in frivolous betting and the loss of excessive money.
Adam was up $500 at the casino, then Gamblor took over...he had to hitchhike home.
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Evil gambling demon
Gamblor has posessed you!
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evil lord of pub slot machines with their flashing neon beacons. the light projected by these machines has a curiously drawing effect, akin to a moth being drawn in to a flame. the lights are his eyes!
to a friend who has let down his guard: "no! don't look into his eyes! curse you gamblor! CURSE YOU!"
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A God that determines the outcome of random events.
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A worldwide slave labour organisation used to control modern man and prevent independant thought from occuring in any form. This is the reason it's much harder to make anything of yourself working in creative arts, such as acting and singing - the government sees anyone more popular than them as a threat to their power. It is also an ingenious creation to make placebos such as computers and photocopiers look important to our way of life. Some may argue that the workplace is desigend to build character and learn about teamwork...others prefer to think of it as the perfect place to practise your aiming skills as you throw ball after ball of scrunched up paper into the bin in the corner, then make a little competition out of it with fellow colleagues.
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1. Having sex with a fellow employee.
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2. Downloading massive amounts of porn.
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crack cocaine; used by persons addicted to crack to check with the local dope man to see if he has any.
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A man -or- woman with longer-than-average hair.
My mom is really proud of me for remaining a longhair despite the current bobbed-and-layered hairstyle trend.
monkiesee monkiedo tarafından 5 Kasım 2005, Cumartesi
A pre- 1950's term, referring to a man who enjoys or plays classical music. Typically these men had longish hair, longer than the clean-cut men of that era.
Look Doris, that cellist is such a longhair. He is a swell fellow, I'd like to have him over for dinner.
victortree tarafından 11 Mart 2006, Cumartesi
A metal dude.
Wow. There sure are a bunch of longhairs here tonight.
rosestar tarafından 31 Ağustos 2010, Salı
Long Hair, Extremely popular back in the 80's and become somewhat of a trend for guys, It has slowly died away and less guys now have long hair due to music these days. Long hair is slowly Becoming more popular on guys.
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Danthology24 tarafından 28 Eylül 2011, Çarşamba
Men set aside from other men because they grow either their hair, their beards, or both longer than the cultural norm. Longhairs may be a target for ridicule in some situations, including the possibility of employment or being called 'hippies' but have a genuine resolve to grow long hair in spite of all criticism. Longhairs come from all types of political and socio-economic backgrounds and are not characterized by one example in particular.
"He is planning on playing video games with the other longhairs from the office after work."
"I think I've got a better chance at getting this job because I'm clean-shaven and the other guys that interviewed were a bunch of longhairs.
"I think I've got a better chance at getting this job because I'm clean-shaven and the other guys that interviewed were a bunch of longhairs.
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1: A hovercraft, or air-cushion vehicle (ACV), is a vehicle or craft that can be supported by a cushion of air ejected downwards against a surface close below it, and can in principle travel over any relatively smooth surface, such as gently sloping land, water, or marshland, while having no substantial contact with it.
2: Something that may, or may not be full of eels.
2: Something that may, or may not be full of eels.
"My hovercraft is full of eels."
Por Sebastian Viklund Åsberg 25 de junio de 2006
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A Person that has no friends so just stands by you hovering while doing absolutly nothing
Curtis_ Hey Tyler! . .Who's that guy standing beside you?
Tyler_ Ohh He's Just a Hover Craft
Tyler_ Ohh He's Just a Hover Craft
Por T Masta H 16 de diciembre de 2005
Similar to a motorboat, however the key difference is the girl has small breasts. The giver sticks his head over the breasts instead of between the breasts as they are too small.
That girls breasts were too small to motor boat, so I had to hovercraft them.
Por Monkeybam 10 de septiembre de 2011
When you HAVE to use a public bathroom and HAVE to use the stall, but the seats are too disgusting to actually sit on and there's no seat covers so you have to just pull down your pants and hover your butt over the side of the bowl and drop your load in like a hovercraft dropping shipments/torpedoes.
Dude, that toilet was so disgusting, I had to do the hovercraft!
Guy one: Eeeewwwww, this seat is nasty!
Guy two: Just hovercraft it, dude.
Guy one: Eeeewwwww, this seat is nasty!
Guy two: Just hovercraft it, dude.
Por danethebrain 16 de enero de 2008
to hover over a public toilet for a number two.
You're going to have to hovercraft that porta potty because someone has splatted the seat.
Por DirtyWaterbury 16 de julio de 2014
Not touching your ass to the toilet seat when taking a sh*t.
Someboday sprayed mud all over the toilet seat so I had to pull the hovercraft to get rid of my business.
Por BTK Representative - El Capitano 06 de mayo de 2004
A usually awkward or annoying kid who constantly hovers over or around a person or group of people, who are usually more popular.
Joe: Jenna, Hovercraft at 6 0'clock!
Jenna: Shit!
Mike: Hi guys, sup?
*inner groans*
Jenna: Shit!
Mike: Hi guys, sup?
*inner groans*
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Poughkeepsie, NY – On a windy fall day hard by the Hudson River, the homestanding Marist Red Foxes showed that they were better suited for dealing with the wind than visiting Stetson.
The result was a convincing 27-0 victory for Marist, sending the Hatters to their sixth consecutive loss. Marist improved to 5-3 overall and 4-1 in Pioneer Football League play with the win while dropping Stetson to 1-5, 0-4.
The key to success for Marist was the fact that the Red Foxes were able to move the ball on the ground when facing the wind while using short passes to keep the Stetson defense honest. With the wind at their backs, Marist was able to throw the ball down field successfully.
The result was a banner day for Marist senior quarterback Chuckie Looney. The Ocala, Fla., native, who owns Marist career records for passing yards, touchdowns, completions and attempts, posted his second career 100-yard rushing game while also throwing for 254 yards and three scores.
"We did OK stopping their run in the first half, but when we needed a big play on offense, we just shot ourselves in the foot," Hatters coach Roger Hughes said. "The big positive today was that we didn't turn the ball over, and if we can do that, it will give us a chance to win. We just have to find a way to execute and we have to run the ball better."
The scoring started early when Stetson punter James LaGamma was unable to penetrate the blustery wall thrown in his face, leading to a 15-yard punt that left the Red Foxes with the ball at the Hatters' 21.
Marist needed just three plays to cover that distance, with most of the damage coming on a 17-yard pass from Chuckie Looney to Albert Wright. The PAT kick by Mike Maccarone put the Red Foxes on top 7-0 just six minutes into the game.
The Hatters were able to push their way through the wind late in the quarter, driving to the Marist 25 before turning the ball over on downs. It was one of three trips deep into Marist territory in the first half that failed to produce points.
After turning the field for the second quarter, the Hatters took advantage of the wind to quickly get back into scoring position, but LaGamma's 40-yard field goal attempt slipped wide left.
Stetson's defense gave the Hatters another quick scoring chance when Ryan Powers picked off a Looney pass and returned the interception 23 yards to the Marist 20. The Hatters picked up a first down at the 10, but consecutive bad snaps led to another LaGamma field goal attempt, this time from 36 yards. That attempt was again wide left.
On the next possession, Marist caught the Hatters in a jail-break blitz, and Looney turned the play into a 59-yard quarterback option run for a touchdown. The PAT attempt failed, leaving the Red Foxes with a 13-0 lead.
"His experience certainly showed there," Hughes said. "It was a blitz situation and we had someone who is assigned to cover the quarterback, but he didn't get to where he needed to be. The result was that we didn't have all 11 on defense playing together."
Stetson was able to keep the score right there when Chris Atkins intercepted a Looney pass attempt into the end zone on the final play of the half.
Looney keyed the Red Foxes successes in the third quarter with his feet and accurate throws into the wind. He led Marist on a pair of scoring drives, one covering 75 yards and the other 55, to give the home squad a commanding 27-0 lead.
Looney was lifted for backup Duell Smith for the final quarter, but left the game with 127 rushing yards on just six carries, including his 59-yard TD run. He also completed 18-of-30 passes for 254 yards and three scores.
Offensively, the Hatters were never able to get anything going. Stetson rushed for just 18 yards on 39 attempts and completed just 12-of-24 pass attempts for 113 yards. A big part of the problem in both areas for Stetson was that the Marist defensive line was able to make a living in the Hatters' backfield. Marist recorded five sacks in the game and piled up a total of 14 tackles for loss.
"We knew there defensive line was pretty good," Hughes said. "We tried to mix it up to keep them off balance but, right now, that is where the mismatches are for us, on the offensive and defensive lines. Our kids hung in there early on, but as the game won on the mismatch became more evident."
The Hatters will try to get back on track next week when they return to Spec Martin Stadium to start and two-game homestand against Campbell. The Camels enter play on Saturday afternoon at Mercer with a 1-6 overall record, including an 0-4 mark in league play.


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Senior Sasha Sims scored a game-high 22 points including a tie-breaking three-pointer with 4:43 to play as Stetson defeated visiting Charlotte 83-81 Tuesday night at the Edmunds Center.
In a game chock-full of momentum swings and lead changes, the Hatters (6-4) hit 10 of their 12 free throws down the stretch to preserve the victory and remain undefeated at home this season (3-0).
"It is a great win for us," Stetson head coach Lynn Bria said. "I felt like we earned the win. I don't think we played pretty, but I do think we played hard and we made the plays down the stretch when we needed to."
Five Hatters scored in double figures, including Myeisha Hall who tallied 12 points in her Stetson debut. She hit a pair of threes late in the first half to help Stetson take a 42-36 lead into the intermission.
The 49ers responded quickly in the second half, pulling even at 45 on a jumper in the paint by Alexis Alexander. Cherisse Burris answered with an offensive rebound and put-back to allow Stetson to regain the lead. Burris finished with a double-double of 15 points and 12 rebounds, which tied a career-high.
"I thought (Cherisse) Burris had a great 40-minute game and played a high level the entire time," Bria said. "It was one of the best games I have seen 'CeeCee' play. She was a monster on the glass, a real force. Myeisha also came in and made some really big plays for us."
Charlotte (4-6) kept the score close over the next several minutes until Alexander converted a second-chance opportunity to put the 49ers ahead 57-56 with 10:35 to play.
The lead would change hands three more times over the next five minutes until Sims's three-pointer from the right wing broke a 66-66 tie and put Stetson ahead for good.
"The play was not set up for that, but (Charlotte) kept sagging on me, so I took the opportunity to shoot it," Sims said. "I had not taken a three since the first half, and I was open, so it was more of a 'why not?' If I had missed it I knew I would have had to make up for it somehow."
Sims would connect on another key 15-foot jumper with 2:35 to play, and Hall battled for a huge offensive rebound and put-back with one minute on the clock to put Stetson ahead by five.
"I thought Sasha's three and Myeisha's big rebound really separated the game down the stretch where they had to foul us," Bria said. "That was a good spot to be in. Then you have to hit those free throws at the end (and we did)."
Brianti Saunders (13 points) and Jama Sharp (12 points) also scored in double figures for the Hatters, who won for the 21st time in their last 22 games at home. Sharp added six assists, five steals, and four rebounds, while Saunders knocked down all seven of her free throw attempts.
Gabby Tyler scored 18 points to lead the 49ers, who outrebounded the Hatters 47-34. Charlotte picked up 24 offensive rebounds and converted those into 21 second chance opportunities. The Hatters also had 21 second-chance points on 14 offensive rebounds.
"Having given up 24 offensive rebounds, we are very fortunate to win this game," Bria said. "They are a very hard team to keep off the glass. However, we got stops when we needed to, and we took care of the ball down the stretch against their pressure."
Stetson avenged a loss to Charlotte last season in a game played on the 49ers home court. Tuesday's game featured 14 ties and 10 lead changes.
"It's definitely a big deal for us," Sims said. "We prepare for every game and every team the same way- we have to play tough and execute the game plan. We can take a win like this and really build off of it."
The Hatters won't have to wait long to try and build off the victory. Stetson will host the 26th annual Hatter Classic this weekend at the Edmunds Center. Stetson will face Murray State on Friday and Nicholls State on Saturday.
Game Notes: Stetson won the points in the paint battle 38-32 ... The Hatters went to the line four times in the first half but 24 times in the second half ... Sasha Sims scored in double figures for the 17th straight game and went over the 1300-point mark for her career ... Cherisse Burris had her third double-double of the season, sixth of her career ... Stetson has had 73 wins in the last four years, tying a four-year program record.


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Thursday, February 13, 2014
If youre around me for longer than 15 minutes, youll notice I say What? a lot. Also, Excuse me? or Pardon or Huh? As a last resort I say, I wear two hearing aids and it sounds like youre asking me to feed your hamster in Fuji.
I was 38 the first time the world went silent. The gradual muffling of daily life was so subtle that I didnt realize it was happening until I covered a death penalty trial in St. George. When the defendant began his testimony, I couldnt hear him. Not one word. He spoke into a large black microphone, which completely hid his mouth.
I had two thoughts: How long have I been reading lips? and This is a game changer.
And so it was. Two days and a few tests later, an audiologist announced, You have 40 percent hearing loss in your right ear. The left one isnt looking so lucky, either. (Okay, she didnt use that exact terminology).
There are tones and pitches I dont hear, consonants I can no longer distinguish. (F and S and thank and Frank sound the same to me. So if you say Frank was thankful for the soft fabric, forget it. Im liable to reply, My grandma was named Sally, too!
So I got a hearing aid. Five years later, my left ear decided to shut down so now I have a matching pair. (Actually, they dont match, but its a long story involving a hungry beagle).
Whats it like to be partially deaf? In a word, exhausting.
I comprehend less than 80 percent of whats being said, even with hearing aids that cost a combined $5,000. Ive gotten good at lip reading, and paying attention to context helps, too: If were discussing meat loaf, you probably didnt say, Come with me to Paris.
Distance matters, also. If you leave my house and yell something while getting into your car, I have no idea if its, We had a great time, or Your dog is rabid. I just dont know. So I smile and say, Absolutely!
Thats my go-to word. When I cant grasp the utterance, I try to figure out the sentiment and agree with it so I say, Absolutely! or I know, right?
If youre silhouetted with the sun behind you, I cant understand you. If you speak to me while facing away, I cant understand you. If were in a noisy placeparty, mall, henhouseand I seem distracted and irritable, its because I am. So many sounds are happening at once its hard to concentrate.
Phone conversations are interesting. One day last week, a woman called asking if we could recommend someone to babysit. I paused, my mind working frantically, and finally replied, You need someone to help with toilet training?
No, he just turned seven, she replied.
Who put a child in the oven? I asked, and it went downhill from there.
According to Katherine Boutons excellent first-person account, Shouting Wont Help, 50 million Americans have some degree of hearing loss, and the fastest-growing segment is between the ages of 19 and 44. Thats a lot of people going, Say what?
I used to be embarrassed about wearing hearing aids, but no longer. If I cant understand you, I explain why and life goes on.
Everybody has somethingsome people limp, some people have false teeth, some people wear Coke bottle glasses. I cant hear 100 percent. Sometimes its challenging, and I appreciate the patience that most people show.
There are worse problems to have. You hear me?
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Self-directed rehab. Intended to facilitate change within oneself, whether in regards to bad habits or addictions.
"Where the hell has Jay been at?", "I haven't seen him, I think he went into mehab."
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The term used to describe the increasingly trendy self-promotional gimmick of checking into rehab in a desperate bid to gain or regain fame.
It seems that more and more people are becoming famous for bad behavior these days. Release a sex tape, sleep with a married celebrity, check yourself into mehab, and… boom! Just like that you have your own show.
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Wednesday, February 26, 2014
The Walking Dead is back.
And with the return of the Walking Dead, especially now that the gang has been forced from the safety of their prison home and scattered to the four corners of Central Georgia, the question once again is making the rounds through the various social media networks: Can you survive a Zombie Apocalypse?
Zombies are a serious topic these days with the success of the AMC TV series and movies like World War Z.
If the walking dead happen to rise up and head out for a stroll, you need to be prepared.
Forget these 400-plus page Zombie Survival Guides. You dont need them.
Four rules are all you need. Thats one less than the five you were expecting. These four simple rules will ensure survival in case of a zombie attack.
There will be a quiz afterwards.
Rule 1
Never, ever volunteer to go outside and check out what caused that noise, especially if its dark, stormy or quiet. You will be dead or worse, become a flesh-starved zombie yourself before the opening credits finish rolling.
Rule 1A (if youre alone):
Again, do not go outside. Dont even go into the other room. Do not investigate anything, but if you do, and the cat jumps off the top of the china cabinet and startles you, run.
Run far. Run fast. And do not turn around. Theres a zombie behind you.
Rule 2
Do not call out or assume these strange noises are the result of some prank perpetrated by your friends. You are not being punked.
The only thing being punked in this case would be your spleen or liver.
Human voices attract zombies. Hearing your voice is like grandma sounding the dinner bell, Come and get it! Good eats are on the table!
Rule 3
When being chased DO NOT stop and look back to see where the zombies are in their pursuit of you. Trust me, theyre still coming. Just because you can run a little faster doesnt mean their little zombie brains (or legs) will give up the chase.
You are their dinner.
When you stop and turn around to look is the minute you then turn back and run face-first into a zombie.
Rule 4A (for guys):
When being chased by zombies DO NOT run with women. They cant keep up. Theyre always running in high heels or skirts. Theyre always falling down and spraining an ankle. When they do, and they will, then you, being the chivalrous guy who somehow foolishly thinks you might get lucky later on if you save her, will be doomed and eaten first because she will have earlier negotiated some kind of deal with the zombie queen while you were out investigating that strange noise (See Rule 1).
You run like somethings chasing you because something is. A zombie.
A woman will also distract you with ridiculous questions that will take your mind off the task at hand: RUNNING!
How are we going to outrun all these zombies? she will wail.
Your reply should be, I dont have to outrun all these zombies. I just have to outrun you.
Rule 4B: (for women):
Lose the high heels. If you cant keep up or you trip and fall and sprain your ankle, youre on your own. We are not coming back for you and we will not carry you.
Would you come back for us? Not hardly.
You never cared for us in the first place, did you? In fact, this whole zombie outbreak was probably orchestrated by women to do away with us guys.
Though in the end, what caused the zombie attack in the first place would ultimately be our fault.
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This is a slang word for a female in the Navy made popular by males in the Navy in San Diego. Usually a sea monster is one of the few girls on a ship full of guys. She usually isn't very hot, but thinks shes really hot because she gets hit on 24/7. She might be a slut. You might find her hot and then she becomes uglier as you get to know her better. She usually isn't very nice, usually bitter because of the way some guy did her previously. She might be a dyke, sometimes females in the Navy end up hating males and they end up rug munchers.
Conversation had on 6 month Deployment Sea Tour:
Young Naive Shipmate: "Woah! That girl is fine!"
Older Wiser Shipmate: "Easy young buck! That is what we call a Sea Monster...Your best bet is to stay clear from her! Don't be cast under her Sea Monster spell!"
Young Naive Shipmate: "Dammit! I can't wait til we get back to San Diego!"
Conversation had on 6 month Deployment Sea Tour:
Young Naive Shipmate: "Woah! That girl is fine!"
Older Wiser Shipmate: "Easy young buck! That is what we call a Sea Monster...Your best bet is to stay clear from her! Don't be cast under her Sea Monster spell!"
Young Naive Shipmate: "Dammit! I can't wait til we get back to San Diego!"
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A single turd so long that, when sitting in the bottom of the toilet, it appears as a mythical sea serpeant sticking its head out of the water.
"I was so constipated the last few days, I finally birthed this huge seamonster."
Beküldő: ColonGrl 2009. szeptember 10.
A ridicuously massive shlong. Must be at least 7 inches flacid
Did you hear about that kid on the hockey team?
Yeah, i heard his seamonster was 10 inches flacid
Yeah, i heard his seamonster was 10 inches flacid
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A person who plays Counter-Strike and is loved by not too many.
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Brother of Conifist
Hey, Seamonster, how come you get so many HS?
Beküldő: Seamonster 2004. május 2.
a penis which submerged in water or wet
his trunks fell and his sea-monster was clearly visible to the next swimming group
Beküldő: Tom King 2006. április 11.
Ever since the human race took to the high seas there have been stories of unidentified sea monsters. Even in this age of science, there are still sightings of sea beasts which go unexplained. Many sightings, I'm certain, can be explained away by giant squid, whales and the like, but there still remains the fact that only one per-cent of the sea has been properly explored. Megaladon, a giant prehistoric shark, is said to have died out millions of years ago, but teeth only thousands of years old have been found. Some sea monsters resemble plesiosaurs, a kind of dinosaur-like animal thought to have died out some sixty-five million years ago. Scientists claim a cold-blooded reptile would never be able to tolerate the cold water. This is despite the fact that plesiosaurs (as well as icthiosaurs) are known to have inhabited freezing seas. And, as dinosaurs are now thought to have been warm-blooded, I see no reason why animals like plesiosaurs couldn't have also been warm-blooded. One famous sea monster is 'Morgawr', an unidentified animal said to live around Falmouth Bay in Cornwall. Two photographs, sent into a newspaper in the seventies by 'Mary F', show what seems to be a curious long-necked animal. However, as they are both in silhouette and 'Mary F' has never revealed herself, I don't know quite what to make of these photos. Though personally I'm sure there are many animals, maybe including plesiosaurs or plesiosaur-like animals, still awaiting discovery in the sea.
I often despair of people who seem to make it their life's work to prove some sea monster or lake monster doesn't exist. Whatever has happened to the human urge to explore and discover the unknown?
Beküldő: Stormsworder 2006. december 24.
1. Form of sexual deviancy in which one of the male gender encounters an attractive female on the street during a rainy night, throws her down in a puddle, and rapes her. This is generally frowned upon by anyone residing north of the mason-dixon line. Elsewhere, however, not so much.
2. My dick
2. My dick
1. I was walking home from work the other night when I seamonstered this chick. She totally wanted it.
2. When she caught up with me afterward, she butchered my seamonster. Go figure.
2. When she caught up with me afterward, she butchered my seamonster. Go figure.
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My fruit bowls were empty, the fridge was bare, and my spirit needed to see pretty things.
I found myself, however, looking at the faces of the people looking at the pretty things. People are beautiful, you know?
[Ivy in the Compact-fold Blink Stroller Britax sent to us for free.]
Now I don't want any of my giveaways to sound all commercial-like but I do have to tell you, I love this stroller. It folds so compact yet is high quality to every last detail, from the little sun roof to the zipper pouch on the back to the tall angled handles to the how cute is that cowmooflage pattern!?
It's like that big dog in a little dog's body. Or something like that. Because it's everything you'd need in a super stroller, folds right down to fit in your pocket. Ok, I'm kidding about that part. Plus, it's Britax. Not much more needs to be said.
Britax has generously offered to give away a Blink stroller here! Leave a comment below with your favorite style. Today's giveaway is open to residents of the US and Canada. I'll choose one winner at random on the night of Ivy's birthday, September 15. Winner will be contacted via email (so please include it when you fill out the secure comment form) and I'll also announce all winners here by September 16.
P.S. You are beautiful, you know?
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Thursday, May 2, 2013
It might not look it to those who regularly navigate Dorchester Road, but the road widening project is on schedule for its Nov. 30 completion, officials said Wednesday.
The rain has been an issue, but crews have been laying pipe and installing noise walls, said Donnie Dukes, senior vice president at Davis & Floyd.
"People aren't really going to see a lot of activity until we get back in there to do paving. …The work going on, it's not as visible as a paving crew," he said.
Workers have been on the Ashborough West side of the road this week to take new noise readings, to see if the neighborhood might qualify for noise walls.
There is a long noise wall being installed on the east side of the road, and four shorter noise walls are planned for the west side of the road, but that still leaves sections of road – particularly from Tabby Lane to Nantucket Drive – that will be without a wall.
That's been an issue for residents since the beginning of the project, said Mark Pilgrim, vice chairman of the Dorchester County Sales Tax Transportation Authority.
Simply standing alongside Dorchester Road, it appears that both sides would be equally needful of a noise wall. The actual criteria, however, have a strict cutoff.
Dukes said the models must first show a certain level of noise from the road, then must meet an expected decrease in noise because of a wall, and finally must come in under a maximum amount spent per household.
Some sections of Dorchester Road met the criteria and others didn't, he said. Nonetheless, the authority is re-running the models. Even if the numbers come back favorably this time, there's no guarantee the residents would get a noise wall, Pilgrim said.
S.C. DOT would need to agree to the wall being built because it would be responsible for maintenance, and DOT is under no obligation to approve a wall just because it meets criteria, Pilgrim said.
Dorchester Road drivers might also have noticed the power poles that have been moved to what will become the middle of the road.
That wasn't done without thought – the poles had to be temporarily moved to give construction equipment the space to install noise walls, said Kim Asbill, spokeswoman for SCE&G.
Work will soon start on several projects along U.S. 78.
"Seventy-eight's going to be a beehive here in the next several months," Pilgrim said.
The intersection projects should be completed in November.
More road projects
A 12-mile stretch from West Richardson Avenue to the Four Hole Swamp will be resurfaced in the next few weeks, Dukes said.
Next year, the sales tax authority will add shoulders and turn lanes, he said.
Work will also begin on the intersections of U.S. 78 and S.C. 27 and U.S. 78 and Deming Way, he said.
Both intersections will get signals, and the intersection with S.C. 27 will be straightened out.
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