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PERFORMANCES and EVENTS
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AUDITIONS, JOBS and OPEN CALLS
GRANTS, FELLOWSHIPS and SCHOLARSHIPS
SERVICES and SPECIAL OFFERS FOR DANCERS
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PERFORMANCES and EVENTS
Come and enjoy a full flamenco tablao style experience with live music from two guitarists, singing, and dancing, by Kristina de Sacramento and the Anda Flamenco Company at Conga Latin Bistro. Two full shows at 7 and 8 pm on the last Thursday of every month. Guest artist, Ted Sothern this month. Full bar and menu. No cover charge.
Travel back in time through Saint Paul's colorful past with Joe Chvala and the Flying Foot Forum's bold new production. Part enchanting history tour, part splashy dance party, Passing Through Pig's Eye is a roving romp of wildly entertaining and eclectic dance, music and comedy.
Passing Through Pig's Eye starts and ends at Park Square Theatre. In between, you'll be guided along one of two performance tracks to multiple locations throughout downtown Saint Paul—both indoors and out—where history will be revealed in intriguing, percussive ways.
Featuring the work of:
Rush Benson*+, Jeremy Bensussan*+, Jan Campbell*, Joe Chvala*+, Ayana Dubose*, Annie Enneking+, Brian J Evans*+, Karla Grotting*+, Galen Higgins*+, Betsy Husting*, Scott Keever*, Adam Kiesling*+, Michelle Lemon*, Kaleena Miller+, Natalie Nowytski*+, Peter O'Gorman*+, Charles Robison*, Colleen Somerville-Leeman*, Molly Kay Stoltz*, and Darrius Strong*+
*Performer, +Creator
Jawaahir is pleased to announce that we have received an MRAC Arts Learning Grant to be used to bring two guest choreographers to set new pieces on the company. The first of these choreographers is the esteemed Arabian dance specialist Kay Hardy Campbell. Writer, musician, and dance instructor Kay Hardy Campbell has been teaching Khaliji folkloric music and dance for over three decades. After earning a BA in Arabic and Middle Eastern Studies at the University of Minnesota, she lived in Saudi Arabia for several years, learning the dances at women's wedding parties and in the homes of Saudi friends.
Ms. Campbell will set a theatricalized social dance from Saudi Arabia on the company, specifically for our upcoming concert Shoma, to be presented at the Lab Theater, September 29 through October 2.
Kay will take a few questions and discuss her process following the rehearsal.
An informal Meet-The-Artist Q-and-A session will be held on Saturday, August 27 at 5:30pm at Sebastian Joe's.
Award-winning Hungarian choreographer Ferenc Fehér returns to the Twin Cities with his newest work, a captivating and intensely physical duet with Balázs Szitás, TAO TE.
ONE NIGHT ONLY- Thursday, September 1 at 7:00pm at Bedlam Lowertown. Presented by Link Vostok. $15.
The title of this duet for two male dancers was lent from the legendary Chinese sage, LaoTze's famous and well-known work, Tao Te Ching – The Path of Virtue. In the title, tao refers to the path, the way, the universal law, and te refers to virtue – the power through which tao manifests itself. The task is to maintain harmony. The old script invites one to search for a virtuous and meaningful life but it also describes the failure that this search involves, a tension that is visible in the dance. The intense physical dance is a story of two men evolving through a series of situations, conflicts, inner struggles and failures.
The year: 2053. A patient, dark of skin, has been checked into urgent medical care in a state of collapse. Her name is given as Ashwarnahm BahrAili KofucheeNané and she self-identifies as "the child of many continents." Who is she? What healing does she need? Follow her journey as she travels into the recesses of memory and imagination to conjure a magical healing experience that invites all into its joy-filled dance.
Choreographer Ananya Chatterjea works with the dancers of Ananya Dance Theatre, director Marcus Young, sound artists Greg Schutte, Queen Drea, Pooja Goswami, and Tenzin Ngawang, visual artist Alison Hiltner, and lighting designer Kevin A. Jones to create an original dance theater production inspired by the remarkable properties of turmeric, the root ingredient of many cuisines and recipes that heal from within!
Friday and Saturday, September 16-17, 7:30pm.
Tickets: Visit The O'Shaughnessy at http://oshag.stkate.edu/event/ADT-Horidraa
Photo: V. Paul Virtucio
Sufiana - The Sufi Ecstasy featuring Katha Dance Theatre, with live music composed by Dr. Pooja Goswami and choreography by KDT's Founder/Artistic Director Rita Mustaphi. Sufiana - The Sufi Ecstasy is truly an uplifting experience, completely unique and ecstatically alive!
Sufi music, movement and dance are all integral parts of Sufism and it finds a voice even today. Sufism is an ennobling idea which believes in complete devotion to the Divine and an absolute love for mankind. And the concert is an experience in divine ecstasy, from pure silence, when life begins traveling through the vibrations of love and submission and returning once again to an everlasting silence.
September 16 - 17 at 8:00pm and September 18 at 2:00pm
Tickets: $25 - $30 at thecowlescenter.org or 612.206.3600
Twin Cities Ballet of Minnesota is having a company preview reception and performance at 6:30pm on Saturday, October 1 to celebrate its new season and welcome its new and returning professional company members and apprentices!
Share the excitement of TCB's incredible journey, growth, and upcoming season; meet and mingle with its Artistic Directors, board, staff, and dancers; enjoy refreshments, and a preview performance by the company.
FREE and open to the public: families, friends, supporters, and the curious are all welcome.
Ballet Royale Minnesota
16368 Kenrick Ave.
Lakeville, MN 55044
Easy access: Just off I-35, 20 minutes from either downtown Minneapolis or St. Paul.
SAGE Awards - October 18
Save the Date
Join us for the 12th annual SAGE Awards on October 18 at 7:30 p.m. at The Cowles Center for Dance & the Performing Arts.
Come support your dance community and celebrate another great year of powerful movement.
WORKSHOPS, INTENSIVES, MASTER CLASSES and OPEN HOUSES
TU Dance is pleased to offer four skill-building workshops led by proficients in their respective fields from August 29 - September 2, geared towards teaching artists and arts administrators. These workshops are supported by a grant from the AROHA Philanthropies.
Mental Health with Kelly Greene-Vagts
Monday, August 29, 2:30-5:30pm, $35
Teaching Artist and Musician Communication with Toni Pierce-Sands, Eric Jensen, Michelle Kinney, and Jess Pierce
Tuesday, August 30, 2:30-5:30pm, $35
Cultural Competency with Radious Guess (must be taken in its entirety)
Wednesday, August 31, 2:30-4:00pm, 4:30-6:00pm, and
Thursday, September 1, 4:00-5:30pm, $40
Body-Mind Centering with Margie Fargnoli (must be taken in its entirety)
Thursday, September 1, 2:30-4:00pm and
Friday, September 2, 2:30-5:30pm, $40
Take the full week of workshops for the discounted rate of $125.
Online pre-registration required. Limited space available.
TU Dance Center offers three adult workshops this fall with Thern Anderson, Tina Anderson Wallum, and Kathy Mohn. The workshops are divided into two 6-week sessions from September 7- December 4.
Adult Beginning Ballet with Tina Anderson Wallum, Sundays 1-2:30p
Adult Beginning Modern 1 with Thern Anderson, Wednesdays 7-8:30p
Adult Beginning Modern 2 with Thern Anderson, Sundays 1-2:30p
Adult Beginning Modern 2 with Kathy Mohn, Sundays 1-2:30p
Tina's ballet class emphasizes alignment, placement and somatic awareness. The class consists of barre and center work that focuses on balance, classical line, connecting steps, and simple turns and jumps.
Thern's modern class teaches body and spacial awareness, rhythm and phrasing, ensemble dancing and injury prevention.
Kathy's modern class refreshes basic modern dance concepts and movement vocabulary, allowing students to experience better health, flexibility, balance, and increased strength.
The very last class at the beautiful charming old Andahazi studio will be this Friday, August 26 at 10am.
This workshop is for people who want to experience Subbody Butoh.
Subbody Butoh Method was developed by Rhizome Lee, a Japanese Butoh practitioner in Dharamsala, India. "Subbody" means subconscious body. In the subconscious realm, away from the boundary of ego and daily consciousness, our mind and body melt into oneness and create a world that is completely different from the daily world. Through various conditioning techniques, a Subbody Butoh practitioner creates movements through exploring the subconscious realm.
Come and experience the power of Resonance!
When: Saturday, August 27, 10:00am - 1:00pm
Where: Heart of Tao Resonance Art, 2322 Garfield St. NE, Minneapolis 55418
Tuition: $25
To register, please complete Online Registration Form at: http://www.hotresonanceart.com/subbody-butoh-workshops
Come celebrate the kick off to the 2016-2017 school year with Ballet Royale!
Ballet Royale will holding an Open House School Celebration for all our wonderful families, friends and fans, Sunday August 28, from 2:00 - 6:00pm.
Come see our beautiful facility, meet our directors, take part in a sample pre-creative classes available, and enjoy face painting and other fun surprises.
This event is FREE and OPEN to all, so come celebrate a new dance year with Ballet Royale!
Sunday, August 28
2:00 - 6:00 pm
Ballet Royale Minnesota
16368 Kenrick Avenue, Lakeville, MN 55044
crash.dance.productions. (CDP) is a professional, contemporary dance company located in the Twin Cities. Company members work together to choreograph and train while sharing their passion for dance with the local community. In 2007, crash.dance.productions. was formed by a community of dancers who sought to continue doing the things that defined them as dancing artists: training, creating, and performing in a collaborative environment. Now in its tenth season, CDP upholds the vision of its founding members: the creation and performance of dance should be a shared experience between artists and viewers alike. CDP is hosting Sunday night open class for youth and adult dancers. The company seeks to share their enthusiasm for creation, collaboration, and the art of movement with other local dancers.
$10 (cash, check, or card at the door), or pre-purchase class pass at: https://laura-sukowatey-5yh2.squarespace.com/buy-classes
Free street and lot parking.
Ballet Royale Minnesota is holding a FREE Registration Open House Wednesday, September 7 from 11:00am–1:00pm and 5:30–8:00pm!
Come see our beautiful state of the art dance facility, learn about what classes we have to offer you and your dancer, and talk one-on-one with our directors and faculty about any questions you may have with classes we offer or the upcoming dance year.
Can't wait to see you!
Eight-Week Subbody Resonance Butoh Workshop with Gadu
Subbody Resonance Butoh Workshop is designed as a pre-requisite for Resonance Butoh Workshop in order to learn the basic physical methods and approach of Subbody Butoh Method. Subbody Butoh Workshop is a group process and this workshop requires no previous dance experience. Anyone who would like to explore his or her hidden creative potentials is welcome!
When: Sunday 6:00pm - 9:00pm, September 11, 18, 25 and October 2, 9, 16, 23, 30
Where: Heart of Tao Resonance Art, 2322 Garfield St. NE, Minneapolis 55418
Tuition: $200 ($180 when you register by August 28, 2016)
To register, please complete Registration Form at: http://www.hotresonanceart.com/subbody-butoh-workshops
Last week to register for workshops at SEEDS 2016.
September 16, 2016 - September 25, 2016
SEEDS 2016 is an interdisciplinary arts and ecology festival gathering artists, community activists, scientists, spiritual leaders, permaculture practitioners, and more for ten days at Earthdance. Through workshops, residencies, discussions, performances and artistic investigations, SEEDS aims to explore the potent space of art, allyship, movement practice, and ecology. By working with the connections between environmental racism, intersectional oppressions, power/territory, and privilege, SEEDS makes space for multiple voices and forms of participation while creating a space for embodied intelligence and collective inquiry.
Register today to study with Kay Kaffaso/ Will Shields, Sherwood Chen, Emily Johnson, Benoît Lachambre, Marbles Jumbo-Radio, Margit Galanter/Hana van der Kolk.
Open House
12:00pm-3:00pm, September 17
1:30pm-5:00pm, September 18
On Saturday, September 17 stop by and take a master class from Nico Rubio from Chicago:
Nico Rubio Masterclass
Intermediate - 11:30am
Advanced - 1:00pm
On Sunday, September 18 come on in and observe our classes or bring you shoes and drop in for a class:
Beginning and intermediate technique - 1:00pm-2:15pm
Intermediate/Advanced - 2:15pm-3:30pm
Nico Rubio Masterclass
Intermediate 11:30AM to 12:45pm
Advanced 1:00 PM to 2:15pm
Join Rosy Simas for a dance workshop diving into her creative process used to develop her latest works We Wait In The Darkness and Skin(s).
A meditative and concentrated process – this workshop will bring us into the world of the senses. We will explore creating movement from the inside out and discuss and explore how to craft such movement for performance.
WHEN: Saturday and Sunday, September 24 and 25 from 2-6pm
WHERE: Target Education Studio, The Cowles Center for Dance
COST: $80-$160 sliding scale – based on what you can afford.
Limited to 20 participants. $40 deposit.
Photo by Brandan McMillan. Photo of Lela Pierce in Skin(s) residency at KST ALloy Studios in Pittsburgh, PA .
Simas is offering this workshop as a part of Oyate Okodakiciyapi – a series of Native contemporary dance events in the Twin Cities, produced in partnership with The Ordway Center for the Performing Arts, The Cowles Center and All My Relations Arts.
High school students are invited to the 2016 MSU, Mankato Department of Theatre and Dance High School Dance Workshop on Friday, October 14.
Students will have the opportunity to experience a college dance class, taught by MSU Dance faculty. Many of our Dance department students will be on hand to help, offering the opportunity to learn more about the program from those involved.
The day will be divided into several sections to allow students to attend as many sessions as possible and to get a taste of several forms of dance instruction.
Information about the Department of Theatre and Dance, including its five-degree options in dance, will be available. A short MSU Dance performance will conclude the afternoon.
Cost for the day of workshop sessions is $5 per student. If guests would like to stay for the evening performance of Frankenstein, they may purchase tickets beginning September 12 by visiting MSUTheatre.com.
To register, visit MSUDance.com and click on the link at the top-right.
Facilitated by certified teachers of Body-Mind Centering® Otto Ramstad and Olive Bieringa
120-hour intensive
Minneapolis Module 1: December 5-16, 2016. Monday to Friday 10-5pm + performance Wednesday evening, December 14: 6-9pm
Module 2: March 13-24, 2017
Olive and Otto will lead an embodied practice in movement expression and creation using the somatic approach of Body-Mind Centering®. BMC® utilizes experiential study through application of anatomical, physiological, and developmental principles in hands-on practice, movement, and sound explorations. Participants will refine their creative process and performance work through self-study and group exploration. This training will enable participants to experience—in the present—how an understanding of their evolutionary past directly influences their life and their art.
AUDITIONS, JOBS and OPEN CALLS
Full-time, non-exempt
Monday-Friday, noon - 9:00 p.m.
Job Summary:
The Youth Dance Artist Mentor is considered a professional, practicing teaching artist and is responsible for the development, direction and management of Boys & Girls Clubs of Central Minnesota Youth Dance Ensemble program. The Artist Mentor will collaborate with the Youth Arts Initiative team to design and implement a dance program focused on youth-designed choreography and relevant pop culture styles and themes. The Artist Mentor is responsible for delivering youth-centric arts programming shaped with real-time influence and input of youth participants on program content and approach. Programming must hold youth to high expectations, provide hands-on skill building with current, professional technology, engage key stakeholders and culminate with high-profile public events.
Visit http://www.bgcmn.org/employment/employment/ for a full job description. Send resume, cover letter and salary requirements to firstname.lastname@example.com
Dance | Gymnastics | Figure Skating | Cheer
Minnesota's largest dance retailer
Now Hiring for Fall!
SHIFTS NOW AVAILABLE: Burnsville, Minnetonka, Woodbury, Blaine
Weekdays: Open/11:00am-4:00pm/6:00pm
Weekdays: 2:00pm/4:00pm to Close
Saturday/Sunday: Open to Close
We are looking for responsible, mature, experienced and knowledgeable individuals to join our team.
Please download our application from www.stepnstretch.com and email to email@example.com or drop off at our stores.
Advanced dancers and/or instructors with ballet and pointe experience are highly encouraged to apply. Retail experience is preferred.
Store Hours:
Monday-Friday 10am-8pm*
Saturday 10am-6pm
Sunday 12pm-5pm
(*Monday-Friday 11am-7pm Woodbury and Blaine stores)
We are looking for ballet instructors for beginner to advanced ballet and pointe classes. You must have a high energy level to match our families, as well as excellent presentation and professionalism. Our programs go beyond technique and poise to develop important life skills -- learning to be respectful, confident and conscientious young people in the community. We only hire career-minded, long-term employees who have standout work ethic and a desire to grow.
Starting immediately!
Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturday morning availability.
The Walker Art Center and Guest Curator Rosy Simas are seeking dance makers of all forms to be presented in the 44th Annual Choreographers' Evening.
Rosy Simas, an enrolled member of the Seneca Nation in Western New York, creates dance from a Native feminist perspective. Simas' current work disrupts Eurocentric cultural norms by creating dance aimed at de-colonizing the Indigenous body. She is engaged in the dance field as a performer, teacher, curator, lecturer, panelist, activist, advocate and mentor to other Native artists and artists of color.
Choreographers' Evening will take place on Saturday, November 26, 2016 at 7:00pm and 9:30pm. If your piece is selected, you must be available the week of November 21 (excluding Thanksgiving), as well as from noon through the performances on Saturday, November 26, 2016.
Wednesday, August 24 from 6–10pm
Friday, August 26 from 2–6pm
Saturday, August 27 from 12pm–4pm
To schedule an audition and for more information:
ARB offer youth of the Twin Cities an opportunity to participate in Petipa's Nutcracker. Auditions are open to children ages 10 and older who love to dance and perform. Dance experience is preferred. Roles include: party girls, mice, soldiers, and angels, among others.
Audition will be held Saturday, August 27 at ARB studio, address below
Registration: Please arrive ½ hour before your scheduled audition time to check in and register. At this time you will turn in your completed application along with your $15 fee.
11:30am registration for age 10-12,
12pm-1pm audition for following parts:
Soldiers (no dance experience required), Party Boys, Party Girls, Rats, Snowflakes, Angels, Chinese, Russian, Waltz of the Flowers-two years of dance experience required
12:30pm registration for age 13-18,
1pm-2pm audition for following parts:
Rats, Snowflakes, Arabian, Pas de Trois, Waltz of the Flowers-two years of ballet and pointe technique required.
Ananya Dance Theatre invites dancers and performers who are committed to
• physical, intellectual, and emotional stamina
• professional rigor, and
• social justice choreography
to audition for the company.
An audition will be held Saturday, August 27, 2016, 3:30pm-5:30pm, at TU Dance Center, 2121 West University Avenue, St. Paul.
Please come ready to dance. We will work barefoot.
Ananya Dance Theatre is a company of women of color intersecting social justice choreography and contemporary Indian American dance to create "People Powered Dances of Transformation™." www.ananyadancetheatre.org
Most dancers and performers enter the company as apprentices and train in the company's unique dance language of Yorchha™ before they join the core performing ensemble. www.ananyadancetheatre.org/philosophy/yorchha/
Photo: Ananya Chatterjea by Brandon Stengel.FarmKid Studios
Hi Dancers!
The MN Roller Girls (Dagger Dolls) are getting a dance team this year to support them at games. Practices for the team will be once a week and performances are once a month starting in September and continuing through April.
The style of dance will be jazz and hip hop.
Wear whatever makes you comfortable to auditions.
Please also bring a head shot and dance resume. Previous dance experience is required and you must be 21+ to audition (or turning 21 by September of this year).
For registration or questions email: firstname.lastname@example.com
Audition Notice:
Saturday, September 10
Registration: 1:00pm-1:30pm
Audition: 1:30pm-3:30pm
Dancers must bring a headshot and resume.
Ages 21+. We're looking for men and women for a remount of the 2014 work "The Secrets of Slave Songs" to be performed in February at the O'Shaughnessy and to tour to Atlanta in March.
Specific needs for non-white characters and a white male.
Rehearsals begin mid-November.
GRANTS, FELLOWSHIPS and SCHOLARSHIPS
Now in it's third year, The Annual Right Here Showcase is a project to highlight and celebrate mid-career Minnesota-based artists who create original contemporary performance work.
Each year four performing artists are commissioned to create a 45-60-minute new work, finish an existing work, or significantly revisit a past work. The commission includes: a $1000 artist fee and technical, promotional, and administrative support. Artists perform twice on one of two weekends at the JSB Tekbox.
Past commission recipients include: Rosy Simas, Deborah Thayer, Kym Longhi, Gadu, Bart Buch, Vanessa Voskuil, Craig Harris, Megan Mayer, Penelope Freeh, Melissa Birch.
Performance dates are April 28, 29, 30 and May 5, 6, 7.
Tech rehearsals are: April 24-27.
Find the artist eligibility requirements, and the application package on the website.
For questions, please contact Artistic Producer Paul Herwig at: firstname.lastname@example.com
The Cowles Center is pleased to announce the 2017 round of the McKnight Fellowships for Dancers and Choreographers. This program is made possible by the generous support of The McKnight Foundation.
Six unrestricted fellowships of $25,000 will be awarded, three to dancers and three to choreographers.
1. Intent to Apply: Wednesday, September 7, 2016
2. Final Application: Wednesday, April 5, 2017 - 3:00 pm CST
Please note: The Intent to Apply deadline is firm. Applicants who miss the deadline may still submit a final application, however, they will not receive deadline reminders or important updates about the application and the panel will not view their live performances.
Please visit mcknightdancechoreo.org for information regarding eligibility and criteria
SERVICES and SPECIAL OFFERS FOR DANCERS
Great location at 3010 Minnehaha Ave, Minneapolis. Jawaahir Dance Company studio at the corner of Minnehaha and Lake next door to the Police Station. Over 2000 square feet with windows, two mirrored walls, and a sprung hardwood floor. Off-street parking and bike rack. Only two blocks from the Lake Street / Midtown light rail station, and on the 7, 21, 27, and 53 bus routes. Fully handicapped accessible.
Bloomington location at 9050 Lyndale Avenue in the lower level of the Great Bear Center. Bright space of 900 square feet with one full mirrored wall and one partial. Double ballet barres. Small sitting area.
Visit our website at http://jawaahir.org/SpaceRental.htm for photos and more information.
Email Jenny at email@example.com or call 612-872-6050 for pricing and availability.
TU Dance Center is offering its spacious dance studios for rent when available.
TU Dance Center has studios that are 33x56 feet (Studio 1) and 21x46 feet (Studio 2) with sprung floors and Marley-type surface, fixed and portable barres, mirrors, pianos, sound equipment, high ceilings and natural light. The Center also features an air conditioned green room, kitchenette and dressing room, and free off-street parking.
TU Dance Center is convenient to both Minneapolis and St. Paul from I-94/Vandalia exit. Find us on the north side of University Avenue, one block east of Vandalia, located directly behind Subway on the building's east side.
Paula Mann offers Creativity Forward: a one to one mentorship service for artists, specializing in individualized strategies for clarifying artistic vision, jump-starting a new direction and providing specific feedback on work.
Paula Mann is a award-winning choreographer, creating unique, highly individualized dances since 1980, and continues to create new work. Mann was faculty at the University of Minnesota teaching improvisation and composition from 1993-2013 and Visiting Professor the University of Wisconsin from 2014-2015.
Sliding scale fee.
For more information email Paula at firstname.lastname@example.com
Erin Thompson teaches summer modern dance classes at Zenon through August 28. Classes explore experiential anatomy, ease and efficiency of movement, and power from the floor in locomotion.
Zenon Dance School
4th floor of the Cowles Center
528 Hennepin Ave, Minneapolis
Advanced Modern
Thursdays 9:30am-11:30am, with live accompaniment
Intermediate Modern
Tuesdays 7:00pm-8:30pm
$14 per 90-minute class ($1 off for professionals) / $130 for a ten-class card
$16 per 2 hour class ($1 off for professionals ) / $150 for a ten-class card
Join Threads Dance Project for Open Company Classes!
Tuesdays: 9:00am-10:30am - Ballet
Thursdays: 9:00am-10:30am - Modern
Classes $12, Threads alum dance for free!
Free parking at Lundstrum Center.
Come dance with us!
An invigorating, ten-week community-oriented dance class for adults 50+ who love a healthy, active lifestyle. MovementWise participants explore a wide variety of dance forms, from social dance and modern to ballet and percussive dance. Whether you're a veteran of dance or a newcomer, we welcome you to come enjoy the benefits of MovementWise. Classes occur every Wednesday from 6:30-8:00pm at The Cowles Center in the Target Education Studio.
When: September 14 - November 16; Wednesdays from 6:30-8:30pm
Where: The Cowles Center, Target Education studio
Who: Cowles Center Teaching Artists
Cost: $10/class or $75 for membership (bring a friend new to MovementWise and receive $10 off a membership)
Membership includes:
All ten classes
20% off select tickets to performances throughout the performance season
$5 parking on class nights
10% off at Mason's Restaurant and free coffee on matinee days
To sign up for the series contact, Education Director Jessi Fett at firstname.lastname@example.com
Be active this year, join Ballet Royale Minnesota's FREE boy's class!
Unique in Minnesota, this innovative program is designed specifically for boys and taught by male teachers. These classes focus on strength, stamina, conditioning, coordination, focus, and agility in a fun, creative atmosphere.
Ballet Royale's Ballet for Boys class is for students 7 - 17, with or without prior dance experience. Participants just need enthusiasm, commitment, and regular attendance. Enrollment is open, join today!
For more information and registration, visit balletroyalemn.org
Fall session registration is now open at The School at TU Dance Center! The Fall 2016 session runs from September 6 - December 10.
The TU Dance pre-professional program is a five-level intensive course of study integrating modern, ballet, African, and repertory work for students up to age 23. There will be a placement class for new students on Thursday, September 1 from 6-7:30pm; 45 minutes of ballet, 45 minutes of modern.
The TU Dance Center Children and Teen Program introduces the joy of creative movement and beginning dance technique to students aged 3-19. Classes, divided by age, provide a comprehensive base on which to expand by developing body awareness, coordination, balance, flexibility, strength and musicality.
Financial aid and payment plans are available.
TU Dance Center offers a variety of open classes in ballet, modern, Horton-based modern, West African, and contemporary techniques. Classes are for intermediate and advanced levels.
Teaching artists include Toni Pierce-Sands, Berit Ahlgren, Kenna Camara-Cottman, Jeffrey Hankinson, Laurel Keen and Abdo Sayegh.
For current class listings, please visit the link below. Schedule is subject to change. Cost: $14/class, $120/10-class card.
TU Dance Center is located at 2121 University Avenue West, Saint Paul, Minnesota 55114. Find us on the north side of University Avenue, one block east of Vandalia, located directly behind Subway on the building's east side (free parking in the lot in front of TU Dance Center).


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I completed my first 10×10 Challenge last month and today I received a microbadge for my boardgamegeek.com profile. After checking my stats I learned that I've played 16 different games 10 times each this year. Not a bad year so far!
Gamers often talk about the Cult of the New; that is, the desire of gamers to play the newest games. When you've been in the hobby for a while, the latest shiny thing will be that much more attractive than your shabby, well-worn copy of Catan or whatever gateway game is taking up space on your shelf.
I enjoy learning new games, but it often takes me two or more plays to grasp a game's mechanisms, strategy, and nuances before I decide whether or not I like it. I just get a better feel for a game as a whole after multiple plays and I should know by then if I want to add it to my personal library.
I'm fortunate to belong to two gaming groups with various tastes; in one group I'll find well-established games and some lesser-known or under-played titles while my second group has a new game or two nearly every week. Thankfully, both groups are accommodating; first, if there's ever a game that can only be played by a certain number of players, we won't play it if it means someone must sit out. I've always appreciated this because nobody is ever left out, which could've happened a lot whenever there were five of us at the table and someone wants to play something that only handles four players. Second, everyone must agree to play the proposed game. Again, people are accommodating and most are willing to try games that are unfamiliar to them. If we have enough players, we'll split into two or more groups so that everyone can play something to their liking.
Games aren't repeated from week to week too often, but whenever they are, I usually jump at the chance to play them again for the reasons listed above. And it's helped me earn my first microbadge for the 10×10 Challenge.
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I usually don't buy games on a whim or without reading a few reviews, but Dr. Eureka was the exception. There was nothing like it in my game library and at only $20 it seemed like a relatively risk-free purchase.
I was right. The game is a perfect mix of a puzzle and dexterity contest, with a simple ruleset: place the colored balls into the beakers to match the face-up card, but you can't touch the balls and if they fall out of the beaker you're out of the running for that card. First player to earn five cards wins the game.
My wife usually kills me in Dr. Eureka, but I've been getting better. I love puzzles and dexterity games, but for some reason put it together like Dr. Eureka and my brain goes on vacation.
Still, it's been a hit with whomever plays it with us. It's another game that goes over well with hardcore gamers and newbies and it's one that I'm always up for playing.
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I'm keeping this post short and sweet: Scythe lived up to the hype.
… okay, maybe a few more words. I was terrible on my first play as I tried to get my head wrapped around the game. It reminded me of my first experience with Terra Mystica: I knew I was doing some things wrong and by the time I could correct my mistakes, it was too late.
And I couldn't wait to play again.
(My buddy Patrick actually pulled an all-nighter to paint all of the figures so they'd be ready for our Thursday night gaming group. Just like his Blood Rage figures, these were beautifully done and made the experience even better.)
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Posted by Ruel on August 20, 2016
I'm not the biggest fan of social deduction games. Werewolf, Mafia, SpyFall, etc.: all of these and more fell flat for me. Deception: Murder in Hong Kong was no exception. After my first play, I felt meh about it.
That meh changed into yeah last night. My Thursday night group played it and my second experience with Deception: Murder in Hong Kong was the best I've had with any social deduction game. The guys I played it with call it a cross between Mysterium (which I liked) and The Resistance.
The game's theme is true to its title. There's been a murder and it's up to the players to figure out who amongst them is the murderer. There's also an accomplice and a witness, but everyone's identity is a secret. It will be up to the forensic scientist to give clues to the team to find the killer, while the murderer and accomplice try to trick the others into picking others' cards.
Players are given a role card. One person is the murderer (the accomplice and witness are optional roles available with six or more players). The only one that will reveal themselves is the forensic scientist. Players (except the scientist) will have two rows of four face-up cards in front of them. The top row are possible murder weapons and the bottom row are possible clues.
To start the game, everybody will close their eyes except the forensic scientist. They will ask the murderer and accomplice to open their eyes and silently acknowledge each other. Next, the killer will point at a murder weapon and a clue in front of them. The scientist tells them to close their eyes. Next, the scientist will ask the witness to open their eyes and will point out who the murderer and accomplice are. The witness then closes their eyes. The scientist will ask everybody to open their eyes together.
Play begins when the forensic scientist gives out the first clue. There are six clue boards with different topics such as location, weather, relationship between the killer and victim, etc. The scientist will place one token on a board to indicate a clue. For example, they might indicate "dry" on the weather board. After all of the clues have been given out, the forensic scientist can replace two clues.
Players then discuss how that clue can fit into their cards or the other players' cards. Obviously, it is up to the murderer and accomplice to try to steer the conversation away from the murderer's cards. The scientist cannot speak or gesture while the team is discussing the clues. However, by listening carefully, they can pick their next clue based on the team's conversation.
When a player feels they can make a correct guess, they state the murder weapon and clue. If they're correct, they win and the game is over. If not, they're out for the rest of the game. Each player gets one guess.
The first time I played D:MIHK I was part of the team trying to figure out the case. For my second play last night I enjoyed it much better as the forensic scientist. While I couldn't participate in the team's conversation, it was fun (and more difficult than it sounds) trying to find the right clues for them. It helped the experience that the gamers in my group are enthusiastic players in these types of games. Their enthusiasm rubbed off on me and I'm excited that there's a social deduction game that I actually like.
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In spite of its gruesome premise — nobles lined up to get their heads chopped off — Guillotine manages to be a fun filler game, with stellar Disney-esque artwork. Set during the French Revolution, players are trying to collect the best-scoring heads at the guillotine.
The game is played over three rounds. Each round there is a row of seven nobles lined up ready to meet The Executioner.
During their turn, a player:
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- Must take the noble at the front of the line.
- Must draw two more action cards.
When there there are no more nobles in line, the round is over. Seven more nobles are dealt out in a row and the next round begins.
(One interesting note: game designer Paul Peterson once said of the Callous Guards card, "That's the biggest mistake I ever made as a game designer in my life." Basically, it stops other action cards from affecting the line and Peterson recommended taking it out of the game. "That card taught me a lesson: Don't stop players from playing the game." While I can't get myself to throw it away, I never include it during play.)
Way back in the late 90s, I worked with a guy named Angus who was a huge RPG fan. Although I never got to play D&D or any of the dozens of games he played, he did introduce me to this nifty little card game and many of our lunch breaks were spent playing Guillotine. Angus was the best to play it with; he'd make hilarious comments in French accents for the characters and we'd laugh ourselves silly.
While I don't miss that particular job, I do miss gaming with my buddy. We live too far away now to do so, but I think about him and his boisterous laugh whenever I bust out my well-worn copy of Guillotine.
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Codenames was a welcome gift and nice addition to our games library last year (by the way, I prefer library over collection because when I hear collection, I think of a group of objects displayed for the sake of observing and admiring, whereas a library is something that is actively used. I want our games to be played, borrowed, and played some more. I'm not looking to keep everything in pristine condition and I certainly don't want our games to be off-limits to the youngest members of our extended family. Okay, rant over). It's one of the most popular party games ever released, one that gets love from both the hardcore gamers and the casual crowd.
Designer Vlaada Chvatil might not be a household name, but for gamers, he's a legend. Chvatil has designed some of the most popular and respected titles in the hobby, including Through the Ages: A Story of Civilization, Mage Knight, and more. These are deep and complex titles that gamers love, but Chvatil proved with Codenames that he could appeal to the masses as well.
In Codenames, two teams are trying to uncover their secret agents before their opponents do. A 5×5 grid of cards is set up, with each card containing one word. One member of each team (blue and red) is the spymaster and has access to the key that contains the identities of all the agents, innocent bystanders, and the assassin, on the grid. The spymasters will give clues about who their agents are and the teams will guess which ones are theirs.
Easy, right? Not so fast, Mr. Bond.
The spymaster is only allowed to say exactly one word for a clue and exactly one number that tells the team how many words are related to that clue. For example, the blue team's spymaster could say, "sport, two." It's up to their team to figure out what two words on the 5×5 grid are related to "sport." The words "ball" and "bat" might be the most likely answers, but what about "plate" or "pitch?" Team members talk amongst themselves while the spymaster remains poker-faced.
When the team guesses, they touch the word on the grid. If it's correct, the blue spymaster will cover that word with a blue agent card. If it's incorrect, then they will cover the word with a red agent, an innocent bystander, or worst of all, the assassin. If it's an opposing team's agent, then that team now needs one fewer correct guess. If it's an innocent bystander, no harm done, but it's the other team's turn now. If it's the assassin, though, you lose instantly. Game over. Good night.
It's easy to get distracted while trying to figure out the perfect clue for your team. There's also a timer so if you're taking too long, your opponents can put you on the clock. I prefer playing with the clock, since spymasters can take awhile trying to find that perfect word for their teammates. The game box says the game takes a minimum of 15 minutes, but it could take much longer if the spymasters are too intense. Hence, the clock.
Although I don't enjoy Codenames as much as others, I usually won't turn down a match. It's a treat to play and it's fun as either the spymaster or as a guesser (field operative).
(By the way, compare the photo below to the one above. Is it just me, or does one of the red team's agents look like Team U.S.A. goalkeeper Hope Solo?)
Posted by Ruel on August 17, 2016
Earlier this year my wife and I visited Tokyo for the first time. We were there to see our daughter, who was completing her study abroad program. Our 10 days in Tokyo were nothing short of amazing and I'm forever spoiled in terms of sushi and ramen; anything I eat here in the U.S. simply won't compare to the food we had in Japan.
One pleasant surprise we experienced in Japan was finding a board games cafe. I'd read about Dear Spiele on the boardgamegeek.com Japan forum, but had no idea if we were anywhere near it or if we could find time to visit. After a quick consult with Google Maps, we discovered it was a short train ride away from where we were staying.
It's not the easiest place to find, but we soon found ourselves walking a few flights of stairs in a nondescript building before opening the door to a wonderful space full of games and gamers. The language may have been different, but the scene was just like any American game store or cafe: groups of players huddled at their tables, some contemplating moves, others pulling off winning maneuvers as their opponents groaned.
Since we hadn't seen our daughter in such a long time, what better place to replicate our family game night than Dear Spiele? Of course, it seemed like the perfect place to play King of Tokyo; unfortunately, all of the power cards were in Japanese and we didn't want to force our daughter to try to translate every one as we played. There were hundreds of games to choose from, though, so I picked a few that were not language dependent. Our favorite, by far, was Splendor.
Splendor is a card game with card drafting and set collection, and it also features a neat little engine-building mechanism that is easily learned by new players. The object of the game is to score 15 (or more) victory points. There is a tableau of 16 cards in three rows; these cards are used to score points, but not all of them have points on them. To take a card, a player must have the correct number of tokens matching the gem icons on that card. These tokens are poker chips with a specific gem icon and color printed on them. For example, if somebody wanted a 1-point card that costs four red gem icons, then they must have four of those gems in their hand.
Each turn, players may take three gem tokens of different colors or they may take two of the same color (but only if that stack of tokens has at least four).
There is a limited number of gem tokens available and each player can only have a maximum of 10 in their hand, so they will have to buy "development" cards. These development cards cost a certain number of gems, but once they are bought, they are a permanent gem in front of that player. So, if you have a blue gem card in front of you and you want to buy a card that costs two blue gems, then you can buy it if you have a blue gem token, which, along with your blue gem card, equals two blue gems.
Cards that are worth more victory points cost more gems, so players must buy many development cards so they can afford these higher-priced cards (note: cards with victory points also have a gem on them that will become part of the player's resources). Players can also gain additional points from the noble tiles. A noble tile can only be earned by having the appropriate number of gem cards; players cannot use gem tokens to purchase these. So, if a noble tile has a price of 3 black, 3 white, and 3 red gems, then a player will only receive it if they have 3 black, 3 white, and 3 red gem cards in front of them.
I remember reading an article (or was it listening to a podcast?) about how Splendor is a good "next step" for the new gamer, especially after they've played Ticket to Ride. There are some similarities like collecting sets of something for points (gems in Splendor, trains in TTR) and there's the tension of trying to get the right amount of items to score points before your opponents (getting the right combo of gems versus timing your rail-laying just right). The elegant gameplay is here, too, as players can do one of two actions per turn: take tokens or buy cards.
However, Splendor has more replayability and it plays well with 2-4 players, with games typically finished in half an hour. I've played it with hardcore gamers and casual gamers and I have yet to meet somebody who doesn't like it. It should be a part of any gamer's library.
Postscript: after returning from Japan, I surprised my wife with a copy of Splendor. It continues to be a favorite with us and our friends.
Dastardly Dirigibles
Posted by Ruel on August 16, 2016
My gaming buddy Mike did a demo of Dastardly Dirigibles at 4 Color Fantasies in Rancho Cucamonga on Sunday. After I'd attended a picnic nearby, I stopped at the store to chat with Mike and his wife Cami. He gave me the rundown of the game and we all played one turn.
Dastardly Dirigibles is a steampunk-themed game and it was a breeze to learn: it's a set collection card game, with a few special cards that can influence the action. The box says it's a 60-minute game, but it seems like it could be faster after everyone's learned the rules. Mike, his wife, and I played one turn in about 15 minutes and the game lasts for three turns.
Players are trying to build their own dirigible on their play mat to earn victory points. Each dirigible is made up of seven cards representing everything from the nose to the tail. Players start with five cards and before each of their turns they will draw up to their hand limit of five, either from the face-up stock of three cards (the Emporium) or the deck.
There are seven "suits" of cards, as indicated by familiar steampunk icons like a top hat, gear, etc., and one suit of wild cards. There are also special cards that are actions that can help you and/or hinder your opponents. For example, you can swap parts with another player or force others to discard some of their cards.
A player may perform up to 3 actions per turn and they may do the same action multiple times. The actions are:
- Play an airship card (one part of their dirigible) or a special card
- Discard a card
- Swap a card with one from the Emporium
- Replace the Emporium (discard the three cards and reveal three new ones from the deck)
- Pass
What makes this game fun is the fact that every time a player plays a piece of their airship, any player that has that same piece (such as the nose cone) must play it onto their own play mat. This can mess with your plans of building the perfect blimp of all matching icons, which matters because you score points based on the most common suit in your ship. So, if 4 of my 7 pieces have the top hat icon, then I will score 2 points for each top hat (thus, 8 points in this case). Any wild cards are worth one point each and any other suits do not score. If you triggered the end of the round by completing your dirigible first, you also gain 2 points (and anyone else who completes their ship gets 1 point). After scoring, wipe the play mat clean, shuffle the cards, and repeat the process until three rounds have been played.
Dastardly Dirigibles has terrific artwork and an easy-to-learn rule set. I could play this with both newbies and seasoned gamers alike and I don't think I'd hear any complaints.
Ticket to Ride: Pennsylvania
Posted by Ruel on August 15, 2016
Ticket to Ride is my go-to gateway game for new players. It's easy to teach, it has excellent components, and it takes less than an hour to play. The word "elegant" is always mentioned whenever somebody writes about TTR and it's an apt description. Players have a choice of three actions every turn: draw train cards, lay down trains onto the board, or draw destination tickets.
Play moves quickly, but there are interesting decisions to be made. Do you lay down your trains to claim a route before an opponent does? Or do you draw more train cards in hopes of completing a longer, more valuable route? Do you take a chance and try to draw a more valuable (and more difficult) destination?
When my wife and I first played TTR, we were like many new players, content to finish our original destination tickets without much thought of anything else. After repeated plays, we were soon connecting routes in an attempt to win the longest route bonus while also drawing plenty of destination tickets that were already completed or nearly finished.
We hadn't played the original in a while, but we played Ticket to Ride: Pennsylvania at my buddy Patrick's birthday party this weekend. I'd had a chance to try it at my gaming group a few months ago and knew that my wife would enjoy it as much as I did. The game play is exactly like the original, but there's one intriguing addition: stocks.
Most of the routes on TTR:P have stock icons on them. After a player claims a route, they have the option of picking one of the stocks on that route and they receive its card. At the end of the game players receive bonus points based on the amount of stocks they own.
It's a simple and brilliant addition to the game that opens up game play immensely. Players can still focus on building the longest route or completing destination tickets, but they can also try to gain as many stocks as possible. If a player is blocked from completing a destination, they can build elsewhere in hopes of getting the most shares of a stock, which can make up the difference from the failed destination.
I love how it adds so many options while keeping the game play, ahem, elegant. At the party we played a four-player game in less than an hour (we were all familiar with the original, though, so it was easy to jump right in). It's a must-have for TTR fans who want to inject life into their well-worn copy.
Saint Malo
Posted by Ruel on August 14, 2016
I picked up my copy of Saint Malo for the bargain price of $11, thanks to the Virtual Flea Market at Gamex 2016 (one of three conventions of the year hosted by Strategicon). I was intrigued by what was in the box: dry-erase markers, dry-erase game boards, and five dice.
Saint Malo is best described as Eurogame-style Yahtzee. You're building your city of Saint Malo, trying to make it the most prosperous. You have five dice and you can roll up to three times before scoring and you're only allowed to score one item. For example, after three rolls you have 1 log, 1 cross (church), and 3 heads (people); you'll most likely score the heads.
The heads (they look like profiles) represent people you add into your city; depending on how many you roll will determine what type of person it is. So, score 1 person and it's an ordinary citizen. Score 2 persons and it's a soldier who will help you defend against the inevitable pirate attacks. Score 3 and it's a merchant who will earn you money on the crates of goods in your city.
How do you add people to your city? Just draw a little circle on your player board and write the letter of the type of person (for example, "M" for a merchant). Where you draw your items matters as well, since they'll score more or less depending on the adjacent items.
Likewise, you can add crates (goods) to your city, churches, logs (for building houses), and walls to defend against pirates. You roll up to three times, score the items you want, and draw them into your city. I'm not an artist, but it's fun drawing little walls and churches onto your board. Unfortunately, there's not enough room to write "Pew! Pew! Pew!" above your soldiers.
Here's the catch, though: any pirates (the swords icon) that show up on your final roll count toward the running tally of pirates. Once a certain level is reached (for example, four pirates rolled for a two-player game), then you must resolve a pirate attack against your city. If your defense isn't up to the challenge, then you'll lose points.
I've only solo played the game a few times and I enjoy it. I haven't gotten it on the table at game night yet, but I think it would go over well. There's something about drawing on the boards that is unique and pleasing.


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Artist: Haemorrhage
Album: Dementia Rex
Ultraviolent psychopath -affective disorder
Misanthropic - "I'm dead to the world"
Forensic informs reveal necrophilic habits
Raped, devoured and humiliated and then left to rot
Scalpeled, and torn... Ritual mutilation
Altering my mind with the stench of putrefaction
Homcidal lunacy Schizophrenic carnage
"Slaughtering was only a part of my work...
Evil voices in my head induced me to hack them.
I devoured their foul remains as they decompose"
Scalpeled, and torn... Ritual mutilation
Altering my mind with the stench of putrefaction
The stench of rot
Nauseating visions of that dark autopsy room
Where the rotten bodies were dismemebered and consumed
Smel the odour... on the cold remains I rave
Hallucinations... see the corpse rising from their graves
...Psychotic delirium
...It's haunting again
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Medication overdose blurs my brain
The pathethic reality of the insane asylum
I can smell that foul stench-nightmare starts again
Scalpeled, and torn... Ritual mutilation
Disturbing my mind with the stench of putrefaction
The stench of rot...
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The subject of obesity and related health problems1–3 has become more of an issue in the United States during the last several decades. The problem has increased sufficiently during the last 10 years,4,5 to result in 61% of Americans being classified as overweight. This is not just an American epidemic, but a worldwide problem as the American diet and lifestyle are exported throughout the world, with 54% of Russian citizens, 51% of UK residents, 50% of Germans, 36% of Brazilians, and even 15% of the Chinese population6 being affected.
With so many people being overweight, almost three quarters of Americans surveyed have admitted to trying to lose weight through dietary means and/or increased exercise; however, patient expectations of weight loss7 are not consistent with outcomes. Perhaps more important is the issue that the majority of Americans are not trying to lose weight for health reasons, but rather to improve their physical appearance and/or comfort. As a result, several popular weight loss programs have appeared that promise weight loss but do not address potential health concerns associated with these dietary programs.
Any dietary program that reduces the number of calories a person eats to fewer than what he or she needs will result in weight loss. A dietary program may be viewed as helpful as long as it results in weight loss without significant adverse side effects. Some research has looked at the effect of dietary and lifestyle changes on serum cholesterol levels8–12 both with and without the additional use of cholesterol-lowering medications. Other research has also been published regarding the effect of increased dietary fat consumption on forearm blood flow,13 coronary blood flow,14,15 blood pressure,16 plasma lipids,17 and other concerns.18 Still other research has demonstrated that low-fat diets can reverse coronary artery disease,19,20 as long as caloric consumption is controlled.
While there are many ways to characterize the different dietary programs available, most can be classified into one of three groups: 1) high-fat, lowcarbohydrate, high-protein; 2) moderate-fat, highcarbohydrate, moderate-protein; and 3) low-fat, high-carbohydrate, moderate-protein diets. Despite decades of discussion of these various dietary approaches, little if any comparative information exists about the long-term effects of these diets, the duration of time necessary for individuals to lose weight on these diets, and their subsequent effects on risk factors associated with heart disease and other health problems. In an effort to study the effect of these diets, we followed 100 people who remained on one of four dietary programs for a minimum of 1 year. Throughout this time, we measured weight loss as well as changes in lipids, homocysteine, lipoprotein(a) [Lp(a)], and fibrinogen levels.


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Outside, that's her place.
All in all, it's surely for the better.
Given time and prayer,
you'll soon forget her.
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Outside she shall go.
And somehow we will stumble
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Majority favour extending the lockout laws
A majority of NSW voters say controversial "lockout" laws should be extended across the state, an exclusive Fairfax poll has found.
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A majority of NSW voters say controversial "lockout" laws should be extended across the state, an exclusive Fairfax poll has found.
A Sydney home-builder was hinting he could make his problems with a council disappear for $200,000 before he was threatened with being disappeared himself, an inquiry into Auburn council has heard.
A controversial ex-Sydney mayor is suing a council staffer for defamation after he was described negatively in a report about asbestos on one of his properties.
Pressure is mounting on the state government to hold an inquiry into the treatment of disabled children after fresh accusations about abuse.
People trying to report suspected child abuse to authorities are facing delays of up to an hour on the phone, a parliamentary inquiry has been told.
A controversial Labor candidate has been re-endorsed after quitting at the recent federal election.
A senior Liberal official who was embroiled in a fake flyer fiasco is attempting a political comeback
The parliamentary inquiry comes amid warnings that improper treatment could be found to extend to hundreds more patients.
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|Need United States Freelancers - Fill Out Forms
|I need freelancers from the United States to fill out forms for me. Only residents of the U.S. are allowed to do this. This project will be to fill out 10 forms which will take a total of about 20 to 30 minutes to complete considering how fast you are at typing and reading. But will count as an hour. You will be paid $4 for this task. After this project, there will be many many more forms for...
|Data Entry, Proofreading, Articles, Article Rewriting, Copy Typing
|Aug 28, 2016
|Today6d 11h
|Gods Among Us Opening Credits
|I am the writer behind a new live fantasy adventure television series and I need someone to design a video for the opening credit scene. See attachment for more information on series. Once I award the project to someone I will give you more details. I want the opening credit scenes to be like the opening credit scene for CW's Legends of Tomorrow.
|Graphic Design, Video Services, Video Broadcasting, Videography, Video Production
|Aug 28, 2016
|Today6d 11h
|Write some Software
|Create a script to allow woo commerce store visitors to request a quote instead of add to cart. I have a Wordpress site, with Woo Commerce. We are also using a plugin called TM Extra product. This allows store visitors to select various options for each product. I would like the option to replace the add to cart button with a request a quote button on SELECT products (not global).When the quote...
|PHP, Software Architecture, HTML
|Aug 28, 2016
|Today6d 10h
|I would like to hire a Call Center Professional
|This is a Solar Lead Generation Campaign. The listed Conditions must be followed in order to be successful Solar Leads. 1. The campaign pays $6.00 for all "Accepted Solar Leads"! 2. The pay periods are twice each month- 1st to 15th pays 25th of the month. 16th to 30th pays 10th of the month. 3. All Data must be DNC scrubbed in order to qualify! Scrub according to DNC list and inte...
|Telemarketing, Sales, Leads, Call Center
|Aug 28, 2016
|Today6d 10h
|Telemarket for me
|Hello Mani: This is a Solar Lead Generation Campaign. The listed Conditions must be followed in order to be successful Solar Leads. 1. The campaign pays $6.00 for all "Accepted Solar Leads"! 2. The pay periods are twice each month- 1st to 15th pays 25th of the month. 16th to 30th pays 10th of the month. 3. All Data must be DNC scrubbed in order to qualify! Scrub according to DNC l...
|Aug 28, 2016
|Today6d 9h
|Build a Website
|We want a Wordpress web site. I'll try to explain our needs and enclose some references. 5-7 pages and then a easy solution for us to expand further down the meny Multi languages (3) Customer log in 2 subscription plans, basic and premium Payment getaway (Subscriptions, and PayPal is good enough for now.) SEO Mobile/tablet friendly Email/lists We're going to start a web t...
|Website Design, Graphic Design, SEO, WordPress, eCommerce
|Aug 28, 2016
|Today6d 9h
|Web development
|I need a new website. I need you to design and build my personal website. My name is Cedric Harris. I live in the Raleigh area. I'm interested in getting a complex web site designed. Similar to World Gaming. Dealing with challenges money exchanging etc. I need someone who feels they can bring to life any idea. Thanks in advance.
|PHP, Website Design, Graphic Design
|Aug 28, 2016
|Today6d 8h
|Telemarket for me
|We are looking for centers to work on Appointment setting processing. You will be getting daily / weekly payments on your approved appointments, appointment can be closed by your team leaders or live transfers. Working hours Canada, UK, USA. This work don't include any sales. We do only Appointment Setting process right now. You will be calling all home owners and offer them free no ob...
|Telemarketing, Sales, Leads, BPO
|Aug 28, 2016
|Today6d 7h
|wss + django + nginx
|Django, Nginx
|Aug 28, 2016
|Today6d 6h
|Design App Mockup
|i need a mobile app design about live statistic sports
|Graphic Design, User Interface / IA
|Aug 28, 2016
|Today6d 5h
|Improve & enhance existing Saas code
|Hi! I'm looking for someone familiar with Python, Django, Celery, Big Data, Postgres. We are currently working on a SaaS product and need to improve and enhance a given code. You'll be dealing with a SaaS product (not in production nor set up on a live server yet) that is for the purpose of lead generation. Company and contact information shall be automatically obtained by the syst...
|Big Data, Django, Python, Software Architecture, Web Scraping
|Aug 28, 2016
|Today6d 4h
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