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Annie Mae Parker Cantrell, 89, of Dana went to be with the Lord on Tuesday, Aug. 30, 2005, in Mission Hospitals of Asheville due to injuries sustained in an automobile accident.
She was the daughter of the late Francis J. Parker and Jennie Brown Parker. She was a native of Madison county and resided most of her life in Henderson County.
She was a loving Christian mother, grandmother and great-grandmother and was a member of the Liberty Baptist Church of Edneyville.
In addition to her parents, she was preceded in death by a son, Walter Cantrell; and two brothers, Ernest Parker and Mont Parker.
She is survived by three daughters: Barbara Barnwell and her husband, William, of Hendersonville, Betty Miller of the home and Judy Dukes and her husband, Richard, of Fletcher; two sisters, Francis Masters and Mary Flynn of Hendersonville; 12 grandchildren; 14 great-grandchildren; and several nieces and nephews.
A funeral will be held at 3 p.m. Friday at Liberty Baptist Church.
The Revs. O.D. Rhodes and Jim Byrd will officiate. Interment will follow at Forest Lawn Memorial Park. The family will receive friends one hour prior to the service Friday at the church.
Forest Lawn Mortuary is in charge of the arrangements.
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HIV 101: How Do I Find HIV Support Groups Near Me?
Each state has its own toll-free HIV and AIDS hotline, and Project Inform has the full list at ProjectInform.org/hotlines. If you call Project Inform's HIV Health InfoLine, which is (800) 822-7422, you can talk to nonjudgmental people (in English and Spanish) who will listen to you, share their experiences, offer you accurate information about HIV, and help you navigate health care obstacles and talk to doctors about your concerns.
There are a myriad of support groups, and trying to choose the right one can feel overwhelming. There are more than enough options out there—clinic-based support groups, faith-based support groups, private support groups, online support groups—so you can find one made up of people who share your values, needs, or communication styles. On About.com, HIV specialist Dennis Sifris, MD, and HIV educator James Myhre suggest you consider five things in your search for an HIV support group:

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A perfect family...but shocking revelations and heartache lie just beneath the surface of their charmed lives.
Luke Crighton was adored by women, envied by men…and pursued by one very determined individual: Bobbie Miller.
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Mr. and Mrs. Jerry Sparkman of Van Buren will celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary with a drop-in-reception from 2-4 p.m. April 28 at Sparkman Barn, 3307 Ranch Road in Van Buren.
They were married April 26, 1963, in Poteau by the late Rev. W.W. Kersh.
Mrs. Sparkman, the former Barbara Gross of Fort Smith, is retired from the City of Fort Smith.
Mr. Sparkman, a native of Van Buren, is retired from Ryerson.
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KOKOMO, Ind. (December 13, 2013) Someone dropped a gold Krugerrand coin into a Salvation Army red kettle in Kokomo, Ind., and it's the fifth straight year that's happened.
The Salvation Army sold the coin for $1,220.
Salvation Army Captain Dale Brandenburg said the anonymous donation is greatly appreciated, because the charity is falling short of its fundraising goal.
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In Eruption, one gets to draw new tiles by connecting lava flows to cities. If there is already a tile connected to a city, and it is rotated using a Aftershock card, and the lava is still connected to the city in the same way, can one draw new cards?
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Data farming
Data farming is the process of using a high performance computer or computing grid to run a simulation thousands or millions of times across a large parameter and value space. The result of data farming is a "landscape" of output that can be analyzed for trends, anomalies, and insights in multiple parameter dimensions.
Data farming uses collaborative processes in combining rapid scenario prototyping, simulation modeling, design of experiments, high performance computing, and analysis and visualization in an iterative loop-of-loops. A NATO modeling and simulation task group has documented the data farming process in the Final Report of MSG-088 published in March 2014.
Origins of the term[edit]
The term "data farming" comes from the idea of planting data in the simulation and parameter/value space, and then harvesting the data that results from the simulation runs.
Data farming was originally used in the Marine Corp's Project Albert. Small agent-based distillation models (simulations) were created to capture a specific military challenge. These models were run thousands or millions of times at the Maui High Performance Computer Center and other facilities. Project Albert analysts would work with the military subject matter experts to refine the models and interpret the results. The Naval Postgraduate School also worked closely with Project Albert in model generation, output analysis, and the creation of new experimental designs to better leverage the computing capabilities at Maui and other facilities.
Since the end of Project Albert in 2006, data farming has been applied to many real world questions, in particular defense-related applications. For example, the NATO Final Report of MSG-088 contains a case study on humanitarian assistance and a case study on force protection. NATO has also begun a follow-on task group using data farming to examine questions in cyber security and operational force planning.
International Data Farming Workshops are held twice each year, in the Spring and Fall. Workshop information, including proceedings from prior workshops and registration information for future ones, can be found at the Naval Postgraduate School's SEED Center for Data Farming and the Data Farming Community page on Workshops. The 28th workshop is to be held in the Washington DC area in October 2014.
External links[edit]
- An article summarizing data farming in the June 2005 issue of SIGNAL
- MITRE Corporation research paper on data farming
- An article on data farming in Defense News from January 2013
- An article on the 27th Data Farming Workshop in Finland in Defense Media Network from January 2014


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A slice of Canterbury heritage has been restored with the
reopening of Hororata's Cotons' Cottage last month.
Cotons' Cottage, one of the region's oldest historic
buildings, was officially reopened to the public on Saturday,
March 15, after being closed due to extensive damage from the
September 2010, 7.1 magnitude earthquake.
''The reopening is a culmination of community hard work and
love for a building that represents a rare remaining link to
Canterbury's early history,'' New Zealand Historic Places
Trust heritage destinations southern manager Paul McGahan
Following engineering advice, the cottage was deconstructed
to its foundations, with as much heritage fabric as possible
retained for reuse.
Earth restoration and building practitioner Blue Forsyth, of
Geraldine, led the restoration, ''working tirelessly in some
adverse conditions'', Mr McGahan said.
He said it was not the first time the cottage had been
rebuilt. Neglected for many years, it was rebuilt in 1977
using clay from the original cottage and the original fire
surround, mantelpiece, window-frames and door surround.
Over the years the Hororata community, particularly the
Hororata Historical Society, had played a key role in the
survival of the cottage, Mr McGahan said.
Bentley and Sarah Jane Coton bought 20ha of land in 1864 and
built the cottage with a cob mixture of local clay and
tussock. It had ''stood for 150 years as a prime example of
an early settler's farmhouse'', Mr McGahan said.
He said the cottage had played an important part in the
Hororata community over the years, including being used for
religious services prior to the district's first Anglican
church being built in 1875.
The cottage and surrounding land were gifted to the Crown in
1974 by its owners for a historic reserve.
''The fact that Hororata got so badly hit in that first
earthquake, it's a significant contribution back to the
community. Despite being a small building, it's a huge part
of the heritage fabric of the district.
''The reopening is also an important symbol of the ongoing
recovery part of Canterbury following the earthquakes.''
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Correction: An earlier version of this column referred to a Kiplinger story that was written a year ago. We regret including this story in the column.
Welcome to this column's first tech special.
This was not part of any plan. It turns out that my Monday read of the financial press reveals more than a normal number of tech-stock specific stuff worth noting.
The press obsession could be because tech stocks, by and large, haven't enjoyed the recovery of the broader market and are thus trading at low price-to-earnings multiples.
P/E ratios aside, what about the cool quotient? A New York Times article Monday points out that Korea's Samsung is making smartphones that are challenging Apple's status as maker of the coolest devices.
"The South Korean manufacturer's Galaxy S III smartphone is the first device to run neck and neck with Apple's iPhone in sales," the article says.
The Times piece points out that Samsung outspends Apple on research and development: $10.5 billion, or 5.7% of revenue, compared with $3.4 billion, or 2.2% for Apple.
"Designers of the Galaxy S III say they drew inspiration from trips to Cambodia and Helsinki, a Salvador Dalí art exhibit and even a balloon ride in an African forest," the article states.
We admit that the old Gray Lady isn't exactly the best arbiter of what cool is. And committees of designers seeking artistic inspiration have always had a tough time matching the ability of the late Steve Jobs and a few disciples to create the most desired electronic gadgets.
But the article does suggest that Samsung's growing ability to make phones that people like could continue to make a dent on the iPhone, and the stock of its parent company.
As mentioned earlier, there's a fair number of fresh content on the Web Monday that lists handfuls of tech stocks worth buying. Perhaps the best of the recent pack is a piece in Forbes, by contributor John Reese, that discusses "5 Tech Stocks That Have Substance Over Style."
The piece points out that "fundamentals matter, even in the tech arena," adding that it's often incredibly risky to invest in tech stocks by trying to predict "the next big thing." In other words, studying the past, rather than trying to handicap the future, has its place even in the tech sector.
The piece adds, "Healthy balance sheets give firms the flexibility to put more money into innovative research. Income statements can give you a heads-up on how management is performing. And if you think valuations don't matter for tech stocks, then you didn't learn the lesson of the tech crash."
Read the piece for the story's top five candidates, which include two less well-known names, Ebix EBIX 0.5658242172764995% Ebix Inc. U.S.: Nasdaq USD53.32 0.3 0.5658242172764995% /Date(1469826000511-0500)/ Volume (Delayed 15m) : 369738 AFTER HOURS USD53.3093 -0.0107 -0.020067516879219805% Volume (Delayed 15m) : 8010 P/E Ratio 21.76326530612245 Market Cap 1746763100.50659 Dividend Yield 0.5626406601650412% Rev. per Employee 100774 More quote details and news » (EBIX) and IPG Photonics IPGP 0.04747774480712166% IPG Photonics Corp. U.S.: Nasdaq USD84.29 0.04 0.04747774480712166% /Date(1469826000216-0500)/ Volume (Delayed 15m) : 509564 AFTER HOURS USD84.3001 0.0101 0.011982441570767588% Volume (Delayed 15m) : 10914 P/E Ratio 18.7728285077951 Market Cap 4479844868.33771 Dividend Yield N/A Rev. per Employee 247915 More quote details and news » (IPGP).
Morningstar weighed in on Sunday with its own tech-stocks story, but decided to focus on big names with decent dividend yields and the ability to grow those cash payouts over time. The writer, in creating a screen, wisely chose to weed out companies that have payout ratios of 50% or less to reduce the chances of a dividend cut.
The piece offers up the following three stocks: Intel INTC 0.25884383088869717% Intel Corp. U.S.: Nasdaq USD34.86 0.09 0.25884383088869717% /Date(1469826000193-0500)/ Volume (Delayed 15m) : 16636764 AFTER HOURS USD34.8 -0.06 -0.1721170395869191% Volume (Delayed 15m) : 1534472 P/E Ratio 16.840579710144926 Market Cap 164608922882.08 Dividend Yield 2.9833620195065977% Rev. per Employee 527624 More quote details and news » (INTC), Microsoft MSFT 0.8361501512186443% Microsoft Corp. U.S.: Nasdaq USD56.68 0.47 0.8361501512186443% /Date(1469826000318-0500)/ Volume (Delayed 15m) : 28904547 AFTER HOURS USD56.69 0.01 0.017642907551164433% Volume (Delayed 15m) : 1654171 P/E Ratio 27.648780487804878 Market Cap 442557442382.812 Dividend Yield 2.5405786873676783% Rev. per Employee 742939 More quote details and news » (MSFT) and KLA-Tencor KLAC -2.2466107165913494% KLA-Tencor Corp. U.S.: Nasdaq USD75.71 -1.74 -2.2466107165913494% /Date(1469826000305-0500)/ Volume (Delayed 15m) : 1341122 AFTER HOURS USD75.708 -0.002 -0.002641658961828028% Volume (Delayed 15m) : 105214 P/E Ratio 16.861915367483295 Market Cap 11788651973.6865 Dividend Yield 2.747325320301149% Rev. per Employee 507567 More quote details and news » (KLAC).
Screen stories like this are no substitute for pieces that employ more human legwork. But they have their place by using hard numbers to winnow the field of potentially undesirable names.
Finally, an article in ETF Guide points out that the current malaise impacting tech stocks runs far deeper than the troubles of a few well-known names such as Apple and H-P.
The piece points out that 22 of the 40 worst performing stocks, in terms of stock drops related to earnings news, were tech stocks, according to information it compiled from Bespoke Investment Group.
But the article does point out that there are some bright spots in the bedraggled tech sector among the smaller-cap plays.
Small-cap technology stocks have handily beaten S&P 500 technology stocks, the article points out.
So don't paint a monochromatic picture of tech stocks.
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Causal Effects of Single-Sex Schools on College Entrance Exams and College Attendance: Random Assignment in Seoul High Schools
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Despite the voluminous literature on the potentials of single-sex schools, there is no consensus on the effects of single-sex schools because of student selection of school types. We exploit a unique feature of schooling in Seoul—the random assignment of students into single-sex versus coeducational high schools—to assess causal effects of single-sex schools on college entrance exam scores and college attendance. Our validation of the random assignment shows comparable socioeconomic backgrounds and prior academic achievement of students attending single-sex schools and coeducational schools, which increases the credibility of our causal estimates of single-sex school effects. The three-level hierarchical model shows that attending all-boys schools or all-girls schools, rather than coeducational schools, is significantly associated with higher average scores on Korean and English test scores. Applying the school district fixed-effects models, we find that single-sex schools produce a higher percentage of graduates who attended four-year colleges and a lower percentage of graduates who attended two-year junior colleges than do coeducational schools. The positive effects of single-sex schools remain substantial, even after we take into account various school-level variables, such as teacher quality, the student-teacher ratio, the proportion of students receiving lunch support, and whether the schools are public or private.
KeywordsSingle-sex schools Random assignment Causal inferences College entrance College entrance exam scores
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I kinda like the wildness of this one,it has between 90-100 different prints .What do you all think?
The more I look at it the more I like it. How large were your squares? The whole block? Thanks for sharing. BrendaK
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I think it looks great!
Each block is kind of a controlled scrappy, but the overall effect looks vintage. I like it!
5 inch center,2.5 inch every where else. 13.5 inch large block before making rows
Wonderful quilt, can not imagine that many different fabrics.
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great scrappy and colors!
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Love your scrappy and the fabrics.
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Yeah it works now perfectly. Thx :cool:
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Yeah it works now perfectly. Thx :cool:
Yeah it shood be ".properties". Thx that's such a stupid mistake. Ill see if it works. I cant even believe where i did that mistake. Ill see if it works then replay again.
The program shows no errors. It just dose not delete the file, puts in sucsess variable false, and as you see in my code prints to player "ERROR: Failled deleting the toggleblocks file.".
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Ok i added it in SavePropertie method only becose i whant the LoadPropertie to return null if file has not be found or propertie line has not been found. That dose not solve the problem.
I created 2 methods 1 for loading string from .propertie file and 1 for savng string to propertie file:
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I have purchased a Go Daddy Windows 2003 server. The problem is I can't access my site via localhost but it can be accessed via a URL. What should I look for?
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You can go to a command prompt and try to ping localhost. If that doesn't work, check \windows\system32\drivers\etc\hosts and look for an entry for 127.0.0.1 (that's a tab space) localhost. If that isn't there, add it.
Localhost refers to running on your personal computer and webserver.
If godaddy has the computer, you will have to either log on to the server (through ssh, vpn, or something similar) and then you can use localhost. Or you could use the URL for it, as you have said that work.
The web host we use also won't resolve localhost reliably. Wherever you currently use localhost in your configs just replace it with 127.0.0.1 and all should be well.


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Hail Mary Mallon is Aesop Rock and Rob Sonic. All cuts by DJ Big Wiz. "4AM" is from Hail Mary Mallon's new album, Bestiary, out now on Rhymesayers Entertainment.
First offering from Aesop Rock and Rob Sonic's sophomore LP for Hail Mary Mallon, Bestiary. That album cover is pretty ill. "When I first made the beat for 'Kiln', my heart was overcome with an unexplainable sadness, a blanket of melancholia, that enveloped it's playful rhythm. I knew from that point forward that my co-conspirator [cont.]
Unmixed snippet from the forthcoming Hail Mary Mallon album, coming this year on Rhymesayers Entertainment.
Hail Mary Mallon (Aesop Rock, Rob Sonic, DJ Big Wiz) just released their latest video. Watch as Aes and Rob swap lines while they eat dinner at none other than SF's very own Grubstake (hence the title).
New remix by Edison from Aesop Rock, Rob Sonic and Big Wiz's Hail Mary Mallon project, in stores now.
The fourth single off of Are You Gonna Eat That? from Hail Mary Mallon featuring Aesop Rock, Rob Sonic, and DJ Big Wiz.
The third single off of Are You Gonna Eat That? from Hail Mary Mallon featuring Aesop Rock, Rob Sonic, and DJ Big Wiz. Directed by: Alexander Tarrant and Justin Metros.
Second single from the Aesop Rock + Rob Sonic + Big Wiz collaborative LP on Rhymesayers, available now on Itunes. Non album remix by Edison.
New video from Aesop Rock, Rob Sonic and Dj Big Wiz (Hail Mary Mallon) from their Rhymesayers debut Are You Gonna Eat That?. The name and album title are inspired by Mary Mallon aka Typhoid Mary, the first person in the U.S. identified as a healthy carrier of the pathogen associated with typhoid fever. Mary [cont.]
The album is up for pre-sale now over at Fifth Element Online: After years of performing live together and appearing on each other's solo albums, critically acclaimed mc's/producers Aesop Rock and Rob Sonic, along with DJ Big Wiz, come together as Hail Mary Mallon and deliver their Rhymesayers debut Are You Gonna Eat That?. The [cont.]
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SEOUL, June 30 (Yonhap) -- Moon Jae-in, an opposition party lawmaker and former chief secretary to late President Roh Moo-hyun, vowed Sunday to leave politics if Roh's controversial remark on the inter-Korean sea border during the 2007 inter-Korean summit is proven to be true.
"The confusion and the division in the public opinion should be ended through disclosing the records (kept) in the National Archives of Korea," Rep. Moon Jae-in of the main opposition Democratic Party (DP) said in a statement. "If (the claim over) the remark to give up NLL is true, I will apologize and resign from politics."
Moon's statement came after the ruling Saenuri Party and the DP locked horns early last week as the spy agency National Intelligence Service disclosed the transcript of the summit meeting between Roh and late North Korean leader Kim Jong-il in 2007.
Ruling party lawmakers first claimed that Roh, in the summit, offered to give up the Northern Limit Line (NLL), the de facto western sea border with the North. At that time of the claim, Moon, one of Roh's close confidants, was running in the presidential race against Park Geun-hye, the ruling party candidate later elected to be the president.
The disclosed record showed that Roh said the NLL should be changed into a "peace and cooperation zone," but it is still under debate whether the late President made the remark with the intention of "giving up" the controversial sea border.
Moon said the national archive agency is keeping the documents recording the presidential office's preparations and outcome of the summit, and a look into them will show Roh tried to set up the mutual fishery zone over the NLL without undermining it.
The lawmaker also called on the ruling party to withdraw accusations over the NLL abandonment and abide by inter-Korean cooperation promises made during the 2007 summit.
North Korea has never recognized the maritime boundary, which was drawn unilaterally by the U.S.-led United Nations Command when the 1950-53 Korean War ended. Pyongyang has long demanded that the line be drawn farther south.
The ruling party, meanwhile, spurned the opposition party's call to open a parliamentary inspection over the spy agency's disclosure of the classified document.
"We have no plans (to pass a bill to open an investigation,") ruling party floor leader Choi Kyoung-hwan said over the phone, adding the parliament is already conducting two other probes over the spy agency's presidential election irregularities and the national medical services.
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Anime Moments #3: Holo and Lawrence Hold Hands:
Anime: Spice and Wolf (TV)
Holo and Lawrence succeed in holding hands:
(Warning: Minor Story Spoilers)
The story: Lawrence has agreed to travel with Holo and help her get to her hometown in the North. By this time in the story Holo is becoming quite fond of her new companion. Especially after being alone for so long she is enjoying having someone she can talk with and poke fun at. Lawrence is enjoying the companionship as well but is also trying to work out how they will raise enough money to support two people when he is used to supporting just one. At this point in the story they are still testing each other out and learning about each other. During this episode Holo starts showing signs of liking Lawrence as more of a close friend (or possibly more) than just a companion. But Lawrence, trying to keep them moving forward on their goals, is oblivious to her attempts. Does he like her...yes, but he is caught up in his own world.
The moment: Holo has made two attempts to hold Lawrence's hand and has warned him to be more aware of what is around him because she will not make a fourth attempt. On the third attempt, they succeed. The struggle they go through in this episode is a minor one but such a relatable issue for those who have had the "shall we hold hands or not" thought. Those who have can understand how difficult the act and the timing can be for the "first hand-hold." This episode catches how subtle, yet difficult and meaningful a struggle this moment can be.
The video: I was able to locate the complete clip of the three attempts. It is the sub since I did not locate a good dub clip of these scenes. Enjoy.
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Lindsay Lohan wearing designer jeans
Lindsay Lohan in Rag & Bone
Lindsay Lohan was spotted on her way out of the Miu Miu boutique in Beverly Hills, California. She wore a pair of ripped Rag & Bone Skinny jeans. I think this is a really good look on Lindsay. The coat makes the jeans look less casual and really pulls the look together.
I am happy to see Lindsay go back to red hair. I think everyone is actually. I don't think she looks bad as a blonde. I just think she looked bad with her most recent blonde. It was just too bleached and really aged her quite a bit. I think if she ever decides to go blonde again, she should go to her shade in Georgia Rule. That was one that I think suited her well. You can click here to purchase Rag & Bone jeans at Ssense.
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Lindsay Lohan in Alice + Olivia
Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving rehearsals for SNL in New York. She wore a pair of bright red Alice + Olivia jeans with some ankle boots. It is nice to see Lindsay wearing some of the newer trends. It seems like the last trend we wrote about her in was when she was caught in the studded Siwy Hannah in Libertine. I hope to see her wear a pair of the Paige Tumble jeans. I am really interested in seeing how she would style them.
It seems like returning to SNL has really lifted Lindsay's spirits. It's great to see her start to feel and look positive again. What did you guys think of her return to SNL? I found that the skits, when she hosts, were always funny, especially the Debbie Downer skit. That has to be one of my favorite skits of all time, along with Janet Jackson's Escalade and Soak Cork sketches. Seeing the actors laugh just makes them funnier. Buy Alice + Olivia at Ssense.com.
Lindsay Lohan in Rag & Bone
Lindsay Lohan is back on DenimBlog. It's been a while since we had a sighting of her. She was spotted arriving at LAX Airport in Los Angeles, California. She wore a pair of the Rag & Bone Bell jeans in Cognac. I have been waiting for someone to be caught in colored flares again and for Lindsay to be caught in Rag & Bone. It was only a matter of time for her to be caught in one of the biggest brands out.
I love this wash. I love any jeans in a brown tone in general. I find them to be very versatile. You can wear them with anything. I got my new Rag & Bone Skinny Cords in Whiskey the other day and I love them. The color is amazing. I have a huge feeling that I will be living in them for some time. I sized up for a slouchy fit (I think cords should be on the slouchier side) and they fit exactly how I want them. I definitely recommend them if you haven't tried them out yet. You can click here to purchase these jeans from their website for $176.
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Vanessa Hudgens in Levi's
Vanessa Hudgens was caught walking out of rehearsals for her new movie Spring Breakers. She wore a pair of Levi's 501 cut off shorts with some knee-high boots and an off the shoulder shirt. She finished off the look with a military jacket.
I think this is one of Vanessa's better recent outfits. I also think she looks very pretty. I think she looks much better when she has her hair up. If I could change something with this look, it would be the boots. They don't looks as bad here compared to the last time she wore them though. I just think this is combo that Lindsay Lohan can only pull off. You can click here to purchase Urban Renewal shorts at Urban Outfitters.
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"The Cursed Earth, Pt. 2"âJudge Dredd, along with his multi-eyed precog mutie companion Dannn, fight venture through the Cursed Earth in pursuit of the renegade droids who stole the only thing that can save Mega-City One. Horrific obstacles stand in their way⦠but none more horrific than the worst backwoods criminal posse ever to set foot on irradiated soil: the Angel Gang! When these longtime fan-favorite villains make their U.S. debut, youâd better make sure your dial is set to "brutal"â¦
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Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, and Selma Bouvier
Harry Shearer
Mr. Burns, Ned Flanders, Principal Skinner, Waylon Smithers, Kent Brockman, and others
Dan Castellaneta
Homer Simpson, Grampa Simpson, Barney Gumble, Krusty the Clown, Groundskeeper Willie, and others
Nancy Cartwright
Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum, Todd Flanders, and others
Yeardley Smith
Lisa Simpson
Hank Azaria
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Moe Szyslak, Chief Wiggum, Comic Book Guy, Lou, and others
Tony Bennett
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Marcia Wallace
Edna Krabappel
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Tress MacNeille
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Pamela Hayden
Milhouse Van Houten
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In Bart's daydream, Pikachu from Pokémon and Bender from Futurama can be seen.
When Bart and Lisa tumble into the creek, you can tell its pretty deep from the underwater shot of them choking each other. But when they resurface they're able to stand and the water's only waist deep.
On the field trip memorial wall when Willie has to enter Bart and Lisa's names, you'll notice 2 particular names. El Jefe (Hefe) and Fat Mike - horns/guitar/backup vocals and bass/lead vocals/founding member (respectively) of the punk band NOFX.
Bart's fanny pack says "Lisa's Brother" and Lisa's says "Bart's Sister."
After Lisa is given her paper, you can clearly see that there is a B+ on top of the stack of the papers the teacher is holding. But a moment later, she gives Bart an A!
For some reason, the Capitol City Goofball is orange in this episode, when in others, he is yellow.
Bart and Lisa's fanny packs disappear as soon as they get on the bus.
(Bart watches the Clock Channel, it shows a big clock ticking on the screen.)
Announcer: Coming up on the clock channel: Six o'clock!
Bart: Wait, I already saw this one.
Mrs. McConnell: Saying your buddy's name out loud is a security risk!
Lisa: Bart, the test is in two hours, and you haven't slept in a fortnight!
Bart: What's a fortnight?
Lisa: You should know, it's on the test!
Bart: I'm sorry I sabotaged your flag.
Lisa: Well, I'm sorry for getting us lost out here.
Bart: I'm sorry about the time I sawed the heads off your Malibu Stacies. You go.
Lisa: I don't think I have any more.
Bart: That's okay, I'll go again. Remember the time your bike was mangled by Gypsies?
Lisa: Yes . . .
Bart: Funny story. I was bored one day, and Dad had left his steamroller idling in the driveway . . .
Homer: Oh, it's red wire to red wire. What idiot dreamed that up?
Edna Krabappel: No pressure, children, but these test results will follow you for the rest of your life and beyond the grave.
Tom Brokaw: We'll be right back with a report on soccer moms who hate soccer.
(opening Lisa's flag, which Bart has rigged to say "Learn To Fart")
Governor Bailey: I'll just unfurl this…(starts crying) That was my worst unfurling ever!
Bart: Lisa how could you? The governor is crying!
Nelson: Ha ha!
Mrs. McConnell: You weren't on this field trip! How did you get here?
Nelson: Biked.
Nelson: Ha ha!
Mrs. McConnell: Young man, you're not in this class. What are you doing here?
Nelson: Laughing at jerks.
Bart: I don't have to study on the weekend.
Lisa: It's Wednesday night!
Homer: Kids, kids. You're both right.
Salesman: Okay, now all we have to do is install your satellite dish. Can you be home from 8am Monday morning through June?
(on the "Touch the Stove" show)
Host: So Kevin, I hear you collect amusing postcards.
Man: Yeah, it all started when…
Host: (slams the man's hand onto a big oven stove's top) Touch the stove!
Man: AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Homer: Hey, you can't fool us. We're from the "Learn to Fart" state.
Capital City Goofball: The time has come to change our state flag. This Confederate symbol is an embarrassment, particularly as we are a northern state.
Marge: Hello, Principal Skinner!
Principal Skinner:(speaking fast) Parent who waves their right to sue says what?
Marge: What?
Principal Skinner:(Holds up an audio recorder and shuts record off) Got it.
Bart: Ha, ha! They left without you!
Lisa: They left without you, too, you idiot!
Bart: If I'm such an idiot, how come I'm the smartest kid in the third grade?
Lisa: Because you've already done it once!
Lisa: Bart cheated!
Mrs. McConnell: Young lady, in the third grade we don't care for tattletales.
Lisa: Ohhhhh.
Mrs. McConnell: And we don't care for moaners, either.
(Lisa starts crying)
Mrs. McConnell: Crying only pushes Bart's grade higher!
Lisa: Hey ... how do we get home?
Bart: No problem. We'll just circle around like those kids in the Blair Witch Project.
Bart: Quiet nerds burp only near school.
Lisa: Bart, I'm doing my geography homework.
Bart: I know. That's how you remember the 4 original provinces of Canada. Quebec, New Brunswick, Ontario, Nova Scotia; quiet nerds burp only near school. And here's how you remember the principle exports; dogs eat barf only on Wednesday, Mable.
Lisa: Stop! I want to learn on my own.
(Bart walks out of the room)
Bart (hanging from a vent): Canada's govener's general; clowns love haircuts, so should Lee Marvin's valle.
Lisa: Get out! (attempts to hit Bart with her book)
Bart: She's not so great! She got diarrhea when we went to Carlsbad Caverns!
Mrs. McConnell: A rooster sits on a roof facing north. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll?
Lisa: Ok, the sun rises in the east, so the rooster will probably want to lay it on the cool side…
Bart: Roosters don't lay eggs. They're boys.
Lisa: Bart, I think we're lost.
Bart: I used to be lost, until a friend turned me onto a book. It's called "Lisa is Stupid."
Lisa: You die now!
Clown: It's finally happened, Bart. You've lost your mind!
Bart: Punch buggy red! (punches Lisa)
Lisa: Ow! You are such an immature…punch buggy white! (punches Bart)
Mrs. McConnell: Stop fighting.
Lisa: He started it! He did punch buggy first.
Girl: What's punch buggy?
Bart: When you see a Volkswagen bug, you punch somebody and yell the color.
(The class sees Volkswagen world.)
Kid: Punch buggy blue! (punches kid)
Kid: Punch buggy green! (punches kid)
Kid: Punch buggy taupe! (punches kid)
Bart: And the Lord said, "Let there be crap!"
Bart: What?! I gotta be in the same class as her?
Lisa: What?! I gotta be in the same class as him?
Homer: (seeing Bart and Lisa on TV) They're gonna be in the same class as each other?!
Homer: Come on, kids. Daddy knows a way to get the money. With no risk.
(cut to Homer and the kids at the horse track)
Announcer: And the winner by a nose is No Risk!
Groundskeeper Willie: (chiseling Bart and Lisa's names on the Field Trip memorial) Oh, why is it always the kids with the long names?
Tom Brokaw: Oh, Lord, I'm so fat!
Japanese Chandler: Do you like my new shirt? It says "Reggae Hair Style Rock n' Roll." Could I be more Japanese?
Japanese Phoebe: You are the Emperor of Last Year.
Japanese Chandler: Your comeback shames me.
Mrs. McConnell: Lisa comes to us from Ms. Hoover… (makes drinking sounds) …while Bart was taught by Mrs. Krabappel. (fake cough) Slut!
Skinner: If this episode has taught us anything, it's that nothing works better than the status quo. Bart, you're promoted back to the fourth grade.
Bart: Yeah!
Skinner: And Lisa, you have a choice. You may continue to be challenged in third grade, or return to second grade and be merely a big fish in a little pond.
Lisa: Big fish! Big fish!
Homer: The status quo.
Milhouse: The status quo? Ay karumba!
Skinner: That's just sad.
This episode marks Marcia Wallace's 100th appearance!
Whatever state Springfield is in, the state bird is the pot-bellied sparrow and the state pasta is bowtie.
The family shops for a satellite dish at a store called The Boob Tubery.
Bart says that when he gets through with Lisa's flag, "it's gonna be a Bart-mangled banner." "Bart-Mangled Banner" will eventually be the title of episode 334.
The DVS narrator is different in this episode only.
A common misconseption about this future episode is that Bart fails the third grade. Something impossible for 4th grade students like Bart.
Blackboard Joke: Fish do not like coffee.
Couch Gag: In an homage to the 1960's spy-comedy Get Smart (complete with music), Homer goes through a series of secure doorways, goes inside a telephone booth, dials a number and falls through the floor onto the couch in his proper position, joining the rest of the family.
Star Spangled Banner
Bart says he will make Lisa's flag a "Bart Mangled Banner," a play on the US National Anthem, the "Star-Spangled Banner". That name would become the title of a later episode.
Bart watches a show titled Japanese Friends; a parody of the popular sitcom Friends.
On the bus to Capitol City, Lisa is reading a book called Love In The Time Of Coloring Books. This is a parody of the Gabriel Garcia Marquez novel Love In The Time Of Cholera.
Marge: Get back, honky cat.
This is a line from the Elton John song "Honky Cat."
Principal Skinner: Let's give it up for MC Safety and the Caution Crew!
MC Safety was likely named after MC Hammer.
The Field Trip Memorial is modeled after the Vietnam Memorial in Washington, D.C.
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Chapman is six-foot and one-inch tall, weighs 180-pounds with brown hair and blue eyes. He has a tattoo on his back that reads "Chapman".
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Jesse James is shutting down his famous cycle shop, just as reports surface claiming that his shortlived love affair with fellow tattoo enthusiast Kat Von D is a bust.
TMZ.com cites insiders who say the scandal-scarred former reality star is shutting down West Coast Choppers — the Long Beach motorcycle shop that provided the backdrop for TV's Jesse James Is A Dead Man and Monster Garage — in order to direct his focus to his business in Texas where he moved after his widely-publicized divorce from Oscar winner Sarah Bullock.
Also going up in smoke we hear? James' union with Kat. Earlier this month, Kat was spotted getting "cozy" with her ex-boyfriend Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue, PEOPLE reports.
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BMI View: While global mineral production growth will generally soften alongside the economic slowdown in China, there will be significant variation between commodities. Notably, the coal and iron ore sectors are in for greater production expansion compared with other minerals. Below, we discuss the outlook in the different mining sub-sectors, underlining the key trends at play in the production of each mineral over the coming quarters.
The global mining industry is girding itself for a protracted period of austerity as the downshift in the Chinese economy is set to drag on mineral prices over the coming quarters. Mining companies are struggling to right their ships having been battered in 2013 by a combination of weakening prices, rising cost pressure and in some instances, significant domestic challenges. Therefore, our production forecasts incorporate scepticism as to whether projects announced by miners across the spectrum will come to fruition in the coming years.
The coal and iron ore sectors are in for better fortunes compared with most other minerals. Resilient demand for thermal coal in Asia will continue to fuel growth in the coal sector while low cost mining operations in Australia provide a firm platform for further increases in iron ore production. Indeed, we expect these two minerals to lead the bulk of increases in global tonnage over the coming years. Crucially, this will have significant implications on not just mining servicing firms, but also the dry bulk shipping sector. Around 4bn tonnes (bnt) of dry bulk cargo (predominantly coal, iron ore and grain), or one-third of all international seaborne trade, were transported by sea in 2012.
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Editorial Headline from the NY Times; Sunday December 11, 2005
Maybe America does not want to rebuild New Orleans. Maybe we have decided that the deficits are too large and the money too scarce, and that it is better just to look the other way until the city withers and disappears. If that is truly the case, then it is incumbent on President Bush and Congress to admit it, and organize a real plan to help the dislocated residents resettle into new homes. The communities that opened their hearts to the Katrina refugees need to know that their short-term act of charity has turned into a permanent commitment.
If the rest of the nation has decided it is too expensive to give the people of New Orleans a chance at renewal, we have to tell them so. We must tell them we spent our rainy-day fund on a costly stalemate in Iraq, that we gave it away in tax cuts for wealthy families and shareholders. We must tell them America is too broke and too weak to rebuild one of its great cities.
Our nation would then look like a feeble giant indeed. But whether we admit it or not, this is our choice to make. We decide whether New Orleans lives or dies.
Is this really going to happen ?