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Asteroid 2012 Da14 Set to Strike Earth, Gays Are to Blame!
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NASA captured the holy Hand of God slinging asteroid 2012 Da14 months ago, near the X90 galaxy cluster. Scholars now agree that the asteroid is on a collision coarse with Earth and naturally, gays are to blame.
NASA – Shocked and bewildered scientists at NASA are terrified, not knowing how to publicly break the news that in 2013 the Earth may be struck by Asteroid 2012 Da14. Pictured at left in the now famous "Hand of God" media photo I first brought to the world. In my initial scientific survey of this image, I warned that God was angry because he knew in the future, America would have more gay marriage states in 2012.
I knew it and I warned all gays to stop being gay. I warned them, just wake up one day and stop dreaming of how you can fester your dipstick in the oily wells of your bottom boy's backside. I warned senators and Obama to stop letting gay parents adopt children. Well, guess what. Liberals ignored the warnings and now the asteroid shall come!
Oh, what a fiery day of chaos it will be. Little meteors striking deep in the heart of San Francisco! West Hollywood wiped out by a tsunami tidal wave! Bye-bye, SoHo in New York. Better rename yourselves OH OH, here's comes the fire that'll burn us all to hell!
Why on Earth would you not fear God, gays and their supporters? Why must you selfishly bring damnation upon us all. Look at how forcefully God is grabbing that asteroid in the picture, casually chucking int toward Earth. He's so angry it's his MIDDLE NAME!
And let me tell you something else. This is just God warming up in the bullpen. This is God just playing with a random pitcher in the D-leagues. He's not even letting out the Cal Ripken fury here, but when he does, damnation and destruction shall be called with the ultimate strike out!
Right now, we're in the 7th inning stretch. We can still go to the grandvoting stands and vote Obama out of office in 2012. We can help ourselves to 4-years of Rick Santorum. Under his management, the US can still beat the Hell's Satan Scepters and wipe the smug smile off their faces with a 9th inning grand slam of making DOMA required for all 50 states!
Puerto Rico, Mexico and Canada too! Every nation in the Western Hemisphere, by order of Monroe Doctrine, must be banned from allowing gayality to take place within their borders. If God has to strike down the Eastern hemisphere, so be it! They are nothing but oil-grubbing, terror loving, non-appreciative for America saving them from Nazi brats over there as is. This asteroid would do them some good.
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Blanche Beecham
Abe, another beautiful witnessing of God's love right there. As Christians, to be present for this cleansing is truly an honor.
Will this break the internets?
Hot debate. What do you think? 15 41
"…of God's love "
So God's love is to kill a ton of people? That seems backwards…
"Will this break the internets?"
Why would the internet break?
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Hey Ouroborus, remember when you said that you would kill all of us in the name of your pedophile snake god?
Wasn't that declarative statement out of the love of your false idol?
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"…you would kill all of us in the name of your pedophile snake god?"
I was just taunting Cassidy when he claimed you guys track IP Addresses and get people arrested, which is nonsense anyway.
I don't have a "pedophile snake god". My god isn't Ouroboros because Ouroboros isn't a god. I don't know where you came up with the pedophile part
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It's a pedophile because it represents the inherently pedosexual idea of reincarnation.
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Ok, explain to me how that makes any sort of sense because of right now you sound idiotic…
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Obviously you're too naieve to understand that savages use reincarnation to justify pedophilia. So they don't feel as guilty when they deflower a child since they aren't really a child, but an adult reborn.
Aren't you aware that Indians Marry 7 year olds and in Buddhist countries the age of consent is 12?
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isn't it the snake that eats itself? I forgot why it did that.
what religion ARE you? because I've been wanting to know for a while now
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Well, if your god was real then he would have raped 13 year old Marry, the mother of Jesus.
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You Blanche if you agree with fucking stupid article just goes to show your a Dumb ass shit for brain taliban loving nazis douche bag Republican! and Everyone Knows God Hates Republican's course you can discuss that when you and the Republicans are standing next to Hitler in hell at the BBQ! shut your legs Bitch your drawing flies!
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My goodness, what a spicy comment.
I read through your response carefully, trying to distill some kind of reasoned debate or enlightened logic that would contradict or support Abe's article or my comment above.
While I couldn't find anything like that, I did notice a common pattern of commentary that is notably feckless in these types of threads.
If[Other's Opinion=true], then [insert profane insult], else [additional profane insult to the exponential of some expletive].
In the future, you might find greater success in developing a dialogue if you follow these few guidelines:
– Say something nice.
– Specifically note what part of a comment or article you feel requires your commentary.
– Use complete sentences and shy away from the imperative statements that begin with or imply 'you'. My favorite imperative statements are 'pay to the order of' and 'go to church'.
Again, thanks for commenting. I think when Liberals take the time to comment, it just means they want help and are willing to learn.
Good Luck!
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Blanche…Spit or swallow??
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are you fucking retarded you honestly think that is a real photo. holy shit have you ever heard of photoshop? or do you just sit around all day sucking a priests dick?
its fake and any one that believes this is just a fucking idiot
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I love reading comments from the Messicans. What part of Meheco are you reading ChristWire? You must be moy richo to have el internets in su casa.
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Blanche …Does the BB stand for BALL BRUISER??
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The internet could use its own internet asteroid to cleanse it too, in my opinion.
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Looks like the gays have ruined the "cancel post" button too.
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However, I think the internet could use an internet-type asteroid to cleanse it of all the homoerotic pornography and communist propaganda. Don't you think so?
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Na i blame religion mainly this one you keep NOT talking about.
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Convenient for you I assume.
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Woe unto these litigators of unnaturally gay law and pharisees of carnality, for they have brought this upon us all. After such a sign as this, why are people refusing to overturn gay-marriage legislation and not embracing great laws like Prop 8? Why are states not immediately revoking gay marriage and demanding Rick Santorum to start moving into the White House?
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If God is sending distruction to earth….its not because of Gays. Its because of the horrible hate people like this man spreads.
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Why do people assume that God cannot hit us with an asteroid that does selective destruction? You cannot limit God's technology and ability to that of ours, he can do anything he wants with this asteroid and it is not going to be wiping out the righteous!
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"it is not going to be wiping out the righteous!"
If an asteroid hits…it won't just ignore the "righteous"…It will kill everyone…even the "righteous"
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Again, why are you trying to put God in a box? Do you think He's incapable of creating an asteroid that can selectively target sinners and leave everyone else spared? We're but humans and have created bombs that can leave buildings spared and only wipe out terrorists. Your mind is being limited by Satan, think outside the box.
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"it is not going to be wiping out the righteous!"
Considering God has nothing to do with the asteroid…His "No-rules" rule dosen't have bearing in this argument.
"think outside the box"
You tell us to think outside the box, but always resort to "God's doing" or "Satan's fault" as your arguments…That's not thinking outside the box
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Why is your avatar a snake eating itself? It seems to symbolize some sort of spiritual battle going on within.
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Since you change the subject, I chalkin this up as a win for me.
At least you realized my avatar is a snake. It represents the eternal cycle of life, death, and rebirth actually.
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I suspect that Mr. Watson has missed the actual point of your avatar, which is not to symbolise the 'circle of life, death, and rebirth', but rather to serve as an oblique and surreptitious reference to 'self-servicing'–an act associated wholly with homosexuals.
Your long-standing vandalism of these holy premises with your sinful avatar is now laid bare for all to see. But, you probably enjoy that sort of thing.
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"serve as an oblique and surreptitious reference to 'self-servicing'–an act associated wholly with homosexual"
Here's the thing though, Only Christwire sees my avatar as a homosexual reference. I see my avatar as the Ouroboros, the ever going cycle. I'm not trying to make a statement on anything, I just happen to like the avatar.
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So you are saying that your Oogabooga avatar is a reverence to a Woman's sin cycle? Do you paint yourself with unclean blood and dance in the light of the full moon also?
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You may well claim that you see your avatar as a 'circle of life', but those involved in the commission of a pernicious act frequently declare that their motivations are otherwise, and that they should not, therefore, be held to account. Let us not forget that the Nazis claimed that their policies of ethnic genocide were an act of 'self-preservation'.
I do not, however, ascribe such foul and despicable motives to you, though I cannot help but wonder if you are being entirely honest with us. As you have admitted, it has been interpreted by others here in a similar light. Hence it is surely better to err on the side of caution, (given the nature of the site on which you are commenting) even if only as a gesture of sincerity in dicourse.
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I don't think we should over-analyse things — our Ouroboros certainly hasn't!
Even in antiquity the Ouroboros had no more real significance than did the crudest graffito of a dog lapping at its own testes.
In the 21st-century context of arguing with strangers on the internet, the implied reference to the "cycle of life, death and rebirth" is merely an indicator of pretensions to supra-Christian spirituality. In other words: twaddle.
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"reverence to a Woman's sin cycle?"
You're thinking of the wrong kind of cycle. The Ouroboros means: we live, we die, we are reborn on this world, and repeat. Simple as that.
Prof.: I am being as honest as possible without revealing all the information because I don't think strangers on the Internet should know every little detail about me. As for my avatar, I have no secret motive behind. It is the Ouroboros, I see it as the Ouroboros, that is it. Nothing deeper than that.
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How are we "reborn"?
Is there any evidence of any kind that this actually occurs?
I know that the Hindus believe that — but they also worship monkeys and rats.
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no, see… this is just like Minecraft, where I burn an entire forest and my house down because I didn't like the view. God is, like me, bored with his creations and simply wants to stir things up and make it interesting.
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Ouroboros: Whilst I understand your reluctance to share personal information over the internet, my concern remains.
It is true that your avatar-icon may appeal to certain ancient beliefs, resurrected in this modern age of novelty, and nothing more. Yet, the people of this particular community view it in a different light. If one is going to engage in a civil discussion with them, one should attempt to recognise that state of affairs. It would be a magnanimous sign of goodwill and earnestness of argument if you were to change your icon to something inoffensive to the patrons of this community (even if you yourself do not intend offense with the current icon). The cost to you in time and effort would be very small, but I have no doubt it would rewarded with a greater quality of argument, as people would not have the filip of your icon to harp upon. Moreover, it would add sincerity to your discourse, rather than being perceived as undermining sincerity (as some people feel is currently the case).
I hope you see that I am trying to be even-handed. I wish neither to praise nor to condemn, only to facilitate a civil atmosphere where issues can be discussed.
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Oh i see what you mean, while I mean absolutely no offense with my avatar, the christwire folk keep getting distracted by their assumption of it. However, I feel that any avatar I change to that they will still find offensive somehow…I will consider changing my avatar if I can find a suitable replacement…
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Ouroboros…It appears that the definition of "Righteous" Is…Dumb Fuck that believes in childish fairy tales!!
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Might I suggest something else which symbolises the beliefs you espouse, without having an appearance which might be taken, rightly or wrongly, to be tacit support for a particular moral choice?
If you are unwilling to use a picture of yourself, you might choose a picture of some pleasant-looking plants, or a baby kitten?
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Ouroborosreplied:View March 12, 2012
Well…The infinity sign (the sideways 8 ) has a similar meaning to Ouroboros…I could always change it to that since I can find nothing that they could find wrong about it…
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Right, and I suppose you are an asteroid scientist.
Scientist… always trying to disprove God's wrath.
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Mikey, go find out where the asteroid is going to strike and then stand right in that general area, and see if you survive?
What's that? Don't wanna take that chance? So then you have to admit that a weapon of any kind is nondiscriminatory of who it kills.
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I have no problem with doing that. I'll bring my tablet so I can make sure to @L.N. your friends on Twitter, telling them that I hope you repented and did not get wiped out wherever you were trying to hide.
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Well then, make sure you have a live feed of being struck by space rocks then. I'll laugh my ass off when the feed gets cut because you were squashed like a moron.
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Your prior response showed you cannot carry on discourse, so I think he made it easier and talked about something you would care about like simple pictures that let you talk about you. Claire likes that too, so she posts cats.
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I'm guessing your repsonse was actually meant for me Adam…
He completely avoided my argument by changing the subject. Shows that he can't think of anything to argue with.
"…simple pictures that let you talk about you."
Explaining my avatar isn't dosen't count as talking about myself, especially when I'm correcting him.
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@Oogabooga: Way to make this thread all about you, son.
The vanity of you Emosexuals is simply staggering!
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Considering Adam brought it up first, I really didn't make this thread about about me. Hell, I usually only ever bring up my avatar when you guys talk smack about it.
Not an emosexual.
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Trying to pass the buck, I see.
How very unChristian ..
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Of course Ouro only brings up his avatar and My Little Pony when other people talk about them. He's really very private about both those subjects and only talks about them under the most extreme duress!
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Well, first there would have to be a god!! Personally I believe that Jack (Of Jack & The Beanstalk fame) makes a better god…At least he had a beanstalk to climb into the sky…A little more believable than just ascending into the sky ,like your magical Space Daddy!!
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Well, first there would have to be a god!! Personally, I believe that Jack (Of Jack & The Beanstalk fame) makes a better god…At least he had a beanstalk to climb into the sky…A little more believable than just ascending into the sky, like your magical Space Daddy!!
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Lucas Crossreplied:
Question: why does it matter so much to you? Going by your picture, you have you're not telling us. Ooooh… I bet I know what it is… You're…Latino…. Wait, what? You're all only focusing on gays because you couldn't do anything about the blacks. Give over, will you?
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What do you have against Latinos? And why are you bringing blacks into this, unless you're talking about that Wandy Sykes or Whoopi, who I am sure are thankful for this warning and hopefully will renounce their lesbianism.
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Adam, did you forget that you're the one who hates people of color?
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I've happily dated an 'of color' woman before, so you cannot say that at all.
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Like I'd believe that or your claims of 'not racist'. You blame black people for the ills of this country and hate Mexicans period and you hate all of Asia. That's just the tip of the iceberg, just admit that you're racist.
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Oh, I enjoyed dating her. She was really good times, I just could not stand her family.
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Dr. Arthur Bacon Plimptonreplied:
Do you realize that if the rate of mixed couples continues on its pace, pure white men and women will only be 30% of the population by 2212. Consider that before you start experimenting with this sort of transitional dating.
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We were never really a couple-couple. I just had jungle fever in my younger days. I heard she's actually doing an interview with ChristWire and wrote a book about dating me.
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you fucking moron! you think because you follow a cult of stuck up tight asses you diserve more rights than others. your a hypocrite you precious bible says "love your neighbour as your self" so you take that as blame them for your problems deny their rights and say they are creatures of the devil. you are a fucking idiot that makes humans look bad.
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There's never better time than now!
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This asteroid is just what we need to scare people back into the pews and away from carnal preasures. I hope it hits asia.
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Racist prick. I hope an asteroid lands on you and your fatass whore of a daughter.
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What is your facination with Jan you perve?
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You seem to flaunt her fatass about and seem so proud of your whore.
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I will not respond when you call my daughter a whore.
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You already did, twice. And why are you getting so pissy? You've called other women 'fat' or insinuated that they were whores, why do you think your precious little slut should be exempt from any kind of contempt when you're calling the daughters of others such vile names yourself? What makes you and your cult so special that you're all immune to basic humane actions as well as the backlash from your insulting actions and words?
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You think you know all that, don't you?
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Your daughter loves sucking cock, just like Daddy….And she swallows too, but I'm sure you know that since your an incest loving pedophile!!
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That is exceedingly grubby, even for you, Harley.
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Brother Julian, you truly have a gift for understatement.
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Sister Julie….Come on, you can do better than that!!
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That would be great! Just imagine, China, USSR, the Arabs all wiped out at once. Glory!
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Did anyone ever tell you that you're a hateful, racist, xenophobic bastard?
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I cannot believe you have the audacity to say that about me. Take it back.
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The truth hurts, dosen't it?
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What can't you believe? The fact that it's true, the fact that you're hateful, racist, sexist, xenophobic, and downright despicable and vile? Well, start believing in it, jackass.
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You children are vile and hateful!
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Jules (AKA Julie)…Your religion is VILE AND HATEFUL and your mouth is vile and evil….Just like your man loving heart!! REPENT…You FUCKING SHIT LICKING HEATHEN and tithe to:
Godswill Ministries or learn to FRY forever…..
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Reverend Duncan
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racist ass hole the USSR doesn't exist any more! you christians are living in the past.
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A Communist never changes his spots!
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Sister Julie….And a Christian can not see the forest because he cut down a tree, made a bullshit bible out of it and stuck it in front of his face!!
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Julian i had you figured for a more intellegent sort. I was under the impression that the bible said to give all men a second chance. To turn the other cheek. I enjoy reading your comments however misguided i find them, however i do not think that your statement is right. If a man kills hundreds and repents in jail is he truely a christian just because he said he was sorry? I would actually like an intelligent reply to this for i am genuinly curious as to if this can happen.
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C Cunts
H Homos
R Rightwing
I Idiotic
S Shit
T Talking
W Weasels
I Into
R Rear
E Entry
This means you August, You pecker licker!!
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That simply makes no sense.
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Kinda like religion, hey??
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I fail to see how that addresses the substance of my comment in any way.
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A nal
P enetration
P roduces
A ttrociously
L asscivous
L usts for
I ngesting
N ectar in your
G ape
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A Another
P Pecker
P Pleasing
A Ass Fucking
L Little Lad
L Lover of
I Incest and
N Nut Sacks
G Galore
And a big BaBa Booey to all you christwire Ass Lickers…And a BIG FUCK YOU to Brother Homo Talor!!
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Yet more witless blather from Christwire's resident goblin.
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Sister Julie Taylor is jealous…..How sinful!!
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Bruce Myron Danusreplied:
I believe he just feels sorry for your parents, as the rest of us do.
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Brother Bruised Colon….Maybe he should feel sorry for your bruised colon the next time he sticks that 12 inch black dildo in your ass and perhaps he could smear a little grease on it or maybe you prefer spit!!
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Jiminy fuck! What is your problem?
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Stuart Piedmont Keyes
LUKE 21:11 "And there will be great earthquakes in various places, and famines and pestilences; and there will be fearful sights and great signs from heaven."
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Godswill Ministries shared a link.
Brothers and Sisters! Today marks a pinnacle moment in the history of mankind and, more importantly, in the lives of our congregation. The Ordain-O-Matic is now open for business! Become an official Reverend (just like me!) of Godswill Ministries! It's just as valid as ANY ordainment available from any institution. You will be able to officiate weddings or any other superstitious ceremonies of your choice. http://godswillchurch.com/ordain/
Reverend Duncan
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Oh, what a tangled web we weave when we practice to deceive………With BULLSHIT and LIES!!
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Ah says after the perty fireworks of Big Daddy God's vengince and rath, we gon and have us a good ol fashin homo barbeq and sacrerfice them suns of bishes to Jesis! GAYMEN! *cgh* xcuse meh…I mean AMEN!
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On a more serious note… What lunacy. This is asteroid is only 60m. If this was tossed by that nebula, the so-called "hand of god", then god must throw a girl. I'm personally insulted that you would lay this at my feet. I mean, I feed you, I clothe you, and I let you talk, even though you make the most fallacious claims about me and my activities…and this is how you repay me? Claiming that I through this pebble because I'm mad at gay people? No… I'm not mad at gay people; I'm mad at little human beings who have the audacity, the supreme arrogance, to speak for me. Do you see this Universe? Who created it? That's right; me, your God. If I created the Universe, I'm quite certain that I could come up with a much more severe punishment for anything that I decided was wicked. I'll give you an example; I limited Abe's intellect. Just from that simple move, he now lacks the social skills necessary to find a wife, have kids, and be a productive member of human society. In retrospect, and at risk of unintentionally undoing the Universe, I must admit, this may have been a mistake on my part. Had I granted this scarecrow brains, he would know that a 60m asteroid is not going to destroy the world. At best, it will be Tunguska, 2013, minimal to no damage to the earth or its population. At worst, it'll wipe out a few million people, many of whom are not gay. I don't see how straight people being punished by me will convince gay people not to be gay… They don't seem to care… Which, I believe, is the best course of action in this matter; not caring. You caring so much about the destruction of gay people, and whether or not people are gay, really alludes to your own closeted homosexuality, and, by your very own logic, I should probably destroy you. Luckily for you, I'm benevolent, and loving, and Absolute, and it tends not to matter who you are, so long as you fulfill the purpose I have given you: live, freely, and happily. If you wish to keep doing so, I suggest you aim your ire in the appropriate direction; your government, and their endeavor to remove each and every single one of your freedoms. You may continue to worship me, now. And no more "Amen", please? It's a loose reference to Amen-Ra, an enemy of mine from ancient Egypt. Tone it down, or else, I will reset the Universe…or reverse age you and hand you over to the Catholics…
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Teal deer.
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Oh oh oh… I dernt no wheir that came from… LIke tha devle gotta holdame o sumthin…
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gayhomo black ops mexican lover
your so racist it makes humans look like ignorant sacks of worthless meat. is America so much better than asains because your white. America was founded by England your just another colony of Europeans your not so special. your just an ignorant racist sack of shit. your the reason why people hate america you ignorant fuck!
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"is America so much better than asains because your white"
"America was founded by England"
No, it was founded by awesome white Christian Caucasian men.
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America was founded by British people.
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Then why did we kick their butts back across the ocean whence they came? America was founded by Americans, read the Declaration of Independence.
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The 13 colonies were founded by the British. The colonies didn't like the way they were treated so they fought back. Pretty much everyone in the colonies were British or British decent.
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The Declaration of Independence named everyone here as Americans. Just because you don't like the facts, you cannot revise history. We kicked the British out and they are still sore about it.
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Yes your American but you are still avoiding the fact that we came from the fucking British. If it wasn't for them then there wouldn't be an America. He would have been most likely all Mexico. Maybe. Never once did I say I don't like facts. It's you that can't understand my facts.
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"we came from the fucking British"
Clearly, you've never heard of California, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, Utah, Colorado, Alaska and Louisiana.
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If you read everything I said I started off with the 13 colonies.
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My comment stands, dipshit.
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The counry was divied up between spain, france, and England. Englan kicked France out and spain moved to places belo. Still, England factored quite greatly in how this country was founded. And majority of the states you just said weren't in the 13 colonies. It started there and kept growing
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war of 1812. British could have easily taken back america from us. As for america being founded by the british that is false. Adam is right, america was founded by americans. Henceforth the name america. Yet Ex is right on some levels seeing as how the ex british colonists are the ones who created this great (kinda) country.
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America was founded by Mayflowers
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New Amsterdam (later, New York) was settled by the Dutch. It was one of the 'thirteen original colonies', as you put it–though that is a very arbitrary distinction chosen largely to help schoolchildren break up history into digestible chunks.
Please, do not make these holy forums into a venue for the spreading of misinformation and lies. The readers of the world deserve better.
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I still like the idea of America being founded by cybersharks.
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Holy forum hybrid consisting of 50% HORSE SHIT, 49% BULLSHIT and 1% urine!! BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, ETC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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actually your both wrong. My bad, america technically was founded by the explorer Amerigo Vespucci.
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August sucks donkey dick, elephant cock and porpoise peter. He is buy sexual…If he can't get it, he will buy it….Ask that Old Skank Susan where she got all the quarters??
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not helpful.
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Brothers and Sisters! Today marks a pinnacle moment in the history of mankind and, more importantly, in the lives of our congregation. The Ordain-O-Matic is now open for business! Become an official Reverend (just like me!) of Godswill Ministries! It's just as valid as ANY ordainment available from any institution. You will be able to officiate weddings or any other superstitious ceremonies of your choice. http://godswillchurch.com/ordain/
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You should not be tarnishing the good name of God Swill Ministries by pretending to be associated with them.
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Eat a big stinky pile of runny shit, you fucking shit talking BUTT PIRATE/TURD BURGLAR!!
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Pipe down, you deplorable little imp!
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You would love to Lick my ass clean after a big, steamy shit…Right, Brother Julian (CHARMIN) Taylor??
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That is tasteless and vulgar, you my friend are living, breathing proof that the Lord God occaisionally gets it wrong.
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Oh, you are such a witty pervert!!
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Brother Julian, I see that you are speaking from frustration. The LORD never gets anything wrong. I suspect the very fact that Harley Farley lives and breathes is intended as a challenge for us to do better in spreading the LORD's word.
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you need to learn how to insult properly. you sound like a child who just discovered his keyboard.
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Real Merican
If only these gays would give up their selfish, hedonistic lifestyle, God would surely take pity on us all.
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Stick a couple of burritos up your ass…Don't forget to lay on the hot sauce!!
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You have an unrealistic conceptio of yourself.
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C Cunts
H Homos
R Rightwing
I Idiotic
S Shit
T Talking
W Weasels
I Into
R Rear
E Entry
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Real Mericanreplied:
Obsessed with penis and anus. Typical Calafornian liberal.
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Go lick your burro!
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Hateful little catamite.
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Whoever is keeping him should really keep him away from the internet.
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Jeb Boone
Harley Farley, I hope your mom doesn't find out you've been spreading all this homosexual banter all over the internet, you'll be grounded for months.
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Harley Farley
Mommy said to tell you to go fuck yourself!!
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Dr. Arthur Bacon Plimpton
My dear LN, Claire, Harley and "Ex-Christian",
Please stop and think for a moment about your future. Do you realize that if you died today without being Born again you would go immediately to Hell according to Luke, 16:22,23? Only God knows when that time will come, but he has given you plenty of time to Repent and turn to Christ.
Think of all that God has done for you so far in your lifetime. The Bible declares that " The goodness of God leadeth thee to Repentance " Romans, 2:4. God loved you and I enough to send his Son to die for our sins, John, 3:16. But you must Repent and trust Christ in order to be saved. Luke, 13:3,5 Romans, 10:9-13 , Why do you continue to procrastinate about the most important decision of your entire lifetime ?
Please humble yourself today and call on the Lord to save you while God is speaking to your heart ! No man has to lead you in a prayer to be saved. If you know you are a sinner, then you will have no trouble praying a "Sinners Prayer" If our Church can help you in any way, Please don't hesitate to call, regardless of the hour. We know where you're coming from, for we all were Sinners also until the Lord saved us !
With love,
Dr. Plimpton
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I don't believe there is a hell so yeah….no.
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Protesting a lack of belief will not save you from the dire consequences of that unbelief. I will pray for you, as I pray for all those who look towards our loving creator with hate in their hearts.
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For a long time many people refused to believe in platypuses.
In fact, some platypus-denying governors of New South Wales had convicts flogged for claiming to have seen one.
It didn't change the fact that platypuses exist.
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fine with me, just bury me with my guns on. I'll give the devil a piece of my mind.
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Harley Farley
Fuck you and your Almighty Invisible Space Daddy….Try thinking for yourself…. you poor pitiful blind sheep!! God throwing one of his children into hell would be the equalivent of throwing a baby in the fireplace for being bad and you dumb assed fucktards say you have a loving god….What bullshit, read a little Deuteronomy, stupid!!
Let me get this straight….God put himself in the womb of a virgin so he could be born and sacrifice himself to himself so our sins would be forgiven by the guy that sacrificed himself because some fucking talking snake talked someone into eating a fucking apple ….And you believe this SHIT…SILLY FUCKING MORONIC CHRISTIANS!
You are such stupid lame assed EWES that you think the world is 6,000 years old!! A-FUCKIN'-MEN
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Stuart Piedmont Keyesreplied:
Harey Farey, I've tried to figure out what your purpose for visiting Chris†wire is??? Are you making some sort of impact for your side of the argument? If your purpose is to make you & other non-believers look like childish, potty mouthed, uneducated, nonsensical, raving lunatics…. Mission accomplished.
Otherwise, you just remind me of a homeless guy with severe Tourette syndrome spouting out random curse words in the street… or a hungry monkey in a cage banging his tin cup against the bars.
Must be pathetic being you… Your greatest achievement, to date, is cursing at everyone on Chris†wire. Wow. Very cool. You must have your choice in men with this display of heroics.
Yaaaaaaawwwwwwnnnnnnn… you're very predictable & quite boring.
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Harley is too dumb to ride the short bus, so they gave him a computer to sit in front of. Somehow he got to chrisTwire and can't figure out how to navigate his browser elsewhere.
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Stuart Piedmont Keyesreplied:
I'm assuming he must wear one of those protective helmets too.
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You just can not handle the truth because your a bunch of programed, brain washed sheep…and I just get a big kick out of pointing out the obvious…YOU ARE ALL AS STUPID AS SHEEP and the only Christian brotherly love you have is for each other's ASSHOLE……I'm betting that you FUCKTARDS keep KY Jelly in business…FUCKING HYPOCRITES!!
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Stupid? Says the gibbering little Orc who won't stop cussing at us decent folk ..
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FUCK YOU JULIE….I'm not stupid enough to believe in an Invisible Space Daddy!! Do you still put your teeth under your pillow and wait for the Tooth Fairy?? Do you write Santa every year and ask for a big shiny new 12 inch BLACK dildo to ass fuck yourself with?? Grow up, try reality and give up FAIRY TALES, JUNIOR!!! You are a Fucktard MENTAL MIDGET who has no ability to give reasonable thought to religion or the world that does not revolve around your HOLY BULLSHIT!! EAT SHIT, DIE…THE END….No streets of gold or mansions in the sky…No partying for eternity with the SPACE DADDY……ONLY WORMS GNAWING on your dead cock!!
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Harey Farey – What a well thought out, well rounded argument you make. Hahahahahaha. Bless you.
You should check the straps on your helmet. Maybe have mommy loosen them a bit. Your circulation may be failing you.
You should also consider a subscription to a homogay magazine or homogay website. With all of the violent homoerotic visions you continually cast upon us, I assuming you're a repressed closeted homogay. Maybe a brony. Do you have an uncle that you had a special relationship with at one time?
Accept your homogayness, go have some Thai food, visit a glory hole & enjoy yourself. It will help you make sense of the homoerotic battle you aren't facing in your tiny little mind.
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Decent folk…I have to admit that is some funny shit there, Sister Julie!!
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Stuart the BARN YARD TERROR…Thanks for the compliment….GOOD BUDDY!!
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I give this site more respect than it deserves and will continue to fuck with anyone stupid enough to believe this shit is serious…….BABA BOOEY too you mental giants!!
From Wikipedia
Christwire is a satirical website that publishes blog style articles that highlight supposed excesses of American Christian conservatives along with obscure weather reportage, new vernacular, intense focus on various communities, and numerous parenting and lifestyle tips.
Like similar satirical websites, Christwire's stories have often erroneously been taken at face value due to their plausibility.
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Harey Farey – Many of us are part of the blessed Chris†wire family. So your mission is going to take quite some time.
Your commentary offers nothing new to anything. If you think we haven't heard the same non-believing droning from other mouthpieces, you're crazy. Therefore, your mission is pointless… Unless your point is proving you're an angry, delusional person with many thoughts of pornographic & homogay practices trapped in your thick skull. Point proven. Otherwise you should find a new hobby… like turning tricks for cigarettes or something.
I would take a long homoerotic look in your mirror before you call any of us stupid or anything else for that matter.
Bless you.
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Stuart (AKA THE BARN YARD RAPIST)…Stick to fucking sheep and ponies and BEWARE of that bull…. He will rip your little pecker off if you try to ass fuck him!!
Praise or Condemn: 10 2
Harey Farey – I think you need to stop projecting all of your bizarre fantasies upon us. It's amazing that you do not have the gonads to go out & deal with your sexual/deviant frustrations. Seriously, go out to a homogay bar & suck a couple of sin sticks. You might find your new calling in life. "Cheap strung out trick" would be perfect nomenclature for you.
Your response was just as expected too. Unintelligent, argumentative, pointless & vile. Just like you.
Bless you.
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Barn Yard Stuart….Unintelligent, argumentative, pointless & vile……Damn, I think you have just described christwire….Now, Go snuggle up to your EWE, and I will leave you with a big old BABA BOOEY, You SMELLY SHIT STAIN!!
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Dr. Arthur Bacon Plimptonreplied:
Was this comment directed at me? I wanted to offer you a prayer today because it is the right thing to do. I am confident that you need some advice and maybe a little help with your situation.
Here this humble prayer, O God, for our
troubled children, for at-risk youth that
are abused, misguided and vulnerable;
for children who yearn for nothing more
than encouraging words and a loving
touch; for any that have broken society's
laws and are lost and frightened.
We entreat for them Thy mercy, grace
and forgiveness, and for those responsible
for their care we ask hearts of compassion,
gentle hands and kind words.
Make us, ourselves, to be true friends to
these young men and women, and so to
share the blessings of the merciful.
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ummmmmmmm, how the f*** are gays to blame for a super cosmic event. surely your all loving god would not want the destruction of the earth, or is he not loving.
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maybe he's bored. whenever I played Sim City and got bored I blew it the buck up. damn city, stop being so humdrum. I wanna kill some of you ungrateful pricks just for living in this wonderful city I handcrafted for you
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I still have SC3000 installed. It's still awesome, and I still have no idea what the heightmap for Metropolis is.
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Jeb Boone
Sim City is evil too. You should uninstall it immediately.
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This is terribly thought out. An asteroid strike capable of wiping out all life in an entire hemisphere would be powerful enough to destroy the rest of the planet. There's no invisible wall that would protect the western hemisphere from weeks, maybe months of ash blocking out the sun, sending temperatures well below 0, kill off most if not all of our food supplies, and probably choke off a few million people who got too much dust in their lungs. You should care more about the world.
Also, I'm pretty sure that the god who told some dude to write "love thy neighbor as thyself" and "thou shalt not kill" and "thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor", then sent a little clone of himself out to explain to some old guys that everyone is everyone's neighbor would be more angry about people hating others and killing them/wishing them dead/taking away their rights than about people loving people.
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Damn. I was sure it was because of the serial killers.
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Johnk860View May 31, 2012
Ah! Another miss. The hand of God chooses not to strike! And, God told me a few months ago, it is the Gay's fault. For God loves ALL his creations, and he created Gays to show us the evils of overpopulation in the world he told us to Steward for him, while we chose to take it to ourselves in opposition to God's command. You're a fraud, Brian and Mike. God told me so… directly.
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ZelView July 23, 2013
I denounce your god and substitute it with mine.
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Michael Sam is disappointed. He wasn't drafted until the seventh round and felt he ought to have been drafted sooner, namely in the first three rounds. He all but wondered whether his having come out as gay was the culprit.
This, friends is the new racism and the new sexism rolled up into one. You didn't draft me early enough? It must be that I'm gay, hint, hint. Well, you're the one who came out, and as we opined several months ago (you can read it here: http://www.examiner.com/article/michael-sam-hypocrite ) we wondered whether the the whole point was to increase your chances of getting drafted by the NFL. Today we feel that our suspicions are confirmed.
Yes, he stopped short of saying it. But how many seventh round draft picks get the attention he's getting? He wasn't selected significantly higher than most experts had him pegged, which was in the middle to late rounds. Why did he feel he ought to have been a third rounder when few others did?
He and his allies in the media and elsewhere are playing the gay card exactly as too many folks play the race or the sex card. Perhaps his late selection was influenced by his sexual preference, but not likely, given the experts' opinions. Michael Sam thought he could make history easily by simply being gay and did not get the payoff he expected. So, naturally, the problem is due to something else. It can't be that maybe, just maybe, he isn't cut out for the NFL.
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Sam worked with the Delaware Economic Development Office and Department of Agriculture to assemble a team of entrepreneurs, farmers, educators, historians and public servants. Together, they not only made a Delaware-centric ale, but a bit of history, too.
"We are living through our federal government's challenges in working collaboratively," Sam says. "And we hear talk about the economic recovery starting with small business. Well, here is a story of all of these entities coming together. I couldnt think of a more Delaware-centric collaboration."
Abbott's Mill: For the first time in nearly 50 years, this 18th-century mill near Milford rattled to life to produce a consumable product. Manager Jason Beale and his team milled more than 400 pounds of barley for DNA.
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SEATTLE (AP) - Steve Sarkisian finally gets his chance on the field to revitalize a Washington program that has fallen a long way since Rick Neuheisel led the Huskies to their last Rose Bowl appearance in 2001.
Nearly four months after he was hired, the man charged with righting the Huskies' downtrodden program, which is coming off the worst season in school history, scheduled his first spring practice for Tuesday.
"When you're out there and you are doing winter conditioning or you're in the classroom or you're recruiting, this is why we're here," Sarkisian said Monday during the Huskies' spring luncheon. "We get to coach football."
Sarkisian, who was hired in early December, has already completed his first recruiting class and has supervised the last 10 weeks of offseason strength and conditioning drills.
Starting Tuesday afternoon, Sarkisian and his staff get to see the players in action. But unlike the curtain placed around the program by former coach Tyrone Willingham, the opposite is true with Sarkisian. The outgoing coach - who Twitters updates constantly and has his own blog now - is opening spring practices to media, fans, boosters and alumni.
"I want our kids used to performing in front of people. I want them used to having eyes on them. I want them feeling like people are watching them," Sarkisian said about his hopes for opening practice to the public.
"The last thing I want is for us to be enclosed and it's quiet and we're just out there with ourselves, then we show up to play LSU and there is 73,000 people here and our kids are looking in the stands saying, 'Oh my gosh, they're here to watch me. They're here to watch us.' Now they're worried about the stands and the people watching them instead of what's important and that's the game."
Sarkisian has been getting the team together at 6 a.m. for offseason workouts, a practice that has prompted some players to start sleeping in the locker room.
"If you have a 6 o'clock workout, the smart thing to do is sleep in the locker room," defensive end Daniel Te'o-Nesheim said. "I've done it a lot. I know a lot of guys have."
Despite a miserable 0-12 season in 2008, Sarkisian is giving all his players a clean slate and letting them prove themselves on the field.
"To say that one kid is a starter and one kid isn't really isn't fair to those guys because we haven't coached them," Sarkisian said. "We haven't been on the field with them. So we try to make this as a statement to our football team that this truly is a clean slate. You are going to go out and earn your spot."
Spring practice culminates in the annual spring game on April 25 and Sarkisian said he realistically expects to get about 75 percent of his playbook installed by the end of practices.
"It should make for (a spring) where we grow as a football team, we grow as a staff, we grow as a program and a goal for us is that we're better at the 15th practice than we were in practice number one," Sarkisian said. "That's the challenge is that we get better progressively, as we move forward."
Notes: QB Jake Locker has fully recovered from a thumb injury that caused him to miss most of the 2008 season and will be able to practice. RB Chris Polk, RB Terrance Dailey and RB David Freeman are also expected to practice. ... FS Jason Wells, RB Brandon Yakaboski, and DL Terence Thomas will all miss spring practice with injuries. CB Vonzell McDowell, LB Kurt Mangum, TE Marek Domanski and TE Romeo Savant will be limited. ... Incoming TE Dorson Boyce will not be on campus for practice, having academic and family issues keeping him from enrolling in time, according to Sarkisian. Sarkisian does expect him to be ready to go for fall camp. ... Senio Kelemete has been moved to the offensive line to improve depth and athleticism at the position.


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Jacques Demy's Gifts To Pop-culture
Jacques Demy
'I'm trying to create a world in my films' – celebrated film director Jacques Demy has ended up doing so much more than he anticipated.
'The Enchanted World Of Jacques Demy' exhibition opens in Paris' French Cinema Museum on 10th April. Curated by the French Cinematheque it showcases clips from his most famous films alongside costumes, photographs, paintings, drawings and sculptures by artists influenced by him - among them David Hockey, Jean Cocteau, Niki de Saint Phalle and Raoul Dufy.
His cinematic vision, that of swooning expressionism, was created to keep the joys of childhood intact and has had a lasting influence on pop-culture.
Here's just six reasons for which we'll be forever grateful to Jacques Demy…
Anouk Aimée
Anouk Aimée in Lola
The now Oscar nominated actress was relatively unknown, bar a little attention for her ensemble role in Fellini's La Dolce Vita when Demy , recognising her enigmatic beauty, cast her as the lead in his debut feature Lola. Her turn as a cabaret dancer caught in a love triangle in the 1961 film established her as a superstar.
All-singing, all-dancing Catherine Deneuve
Catherine Deneuve and Nino Castelnuovo in La Parapluies de Cherbourg (The Umbrellas of Cherbourg)
Demy's seminal work - award winning Les Parapluies de Cherbourg, was the first truly modern musical, juxtaposing a continuous musical score and vivid cinematography with the relatively realistic story of a love-struck 17 year old (Deneuve) not getting her man. The mix of drama and glamour was the perfect fit for the future Yves Saint Laurent muse.
Björk's Best Moment
The video for It's Oh So Quiet catapulted Icelandic singer Björk onto the global stage. Director Spike Jonze explained it was inspired by the films of Jacques Demy – all saturated colours and the idea of bursting into choreographed dances on the street.
Le Baie des Anges
Jeanne Moreau and Claude Mann in Le Baie Des Anges
Gambling and the beautiful people is a cinematic fixture, but Demy's vision of it was the original and best, with his film The Bay Of Angels in 1963, chronicling the poetic fall of serial gamblers Claude Mann and Jeanne Moreau in tragic glory.
Les Demoiselles de Rochefort
Catherine Denuve and Françoise Dorléac in Les Demoiselles de Rochefort
Another Demy classic, The Young Ladies of Rochefort (Catherine Deneuve and her sister Françoise Dorléac) pops up on the catwalk as often as iconic film lists. The vibrantly colourful and frou-frou ensembles worn by the pair are echoed by Chloé and Christopher Kane this season alone.v
Björk's Best Moment
Carine Roitfeld is a hard act to follow but her successor as the Editor of Vogue Paris, Emmanuelle Alt, wowed fans by making a video of herself and her team miming along to Wham's Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go, a candy-coloured high energy performance straight out of a Jacques Demy film.


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Broken your New Year's resolutions already? Here's an opportunity to renew them. Celebrate the Chinese New Year at the 115th Golden Dragon Parade in Chinatown on Saturday, February 1, 2014 from 1 p.m. to 3 p.m. It's free!
LA Mayor Eric Garcetti is this year's Grand Marshal of the Golden Dragon Parade, which commences at North Hill and Ord streets and concludes at Broadway and Cesar Chavez. Watch almost two dozen bright floats, multiple marching bands, government officials, various dignitaries, entertainers, local business leaders and cultural groups parade through Chinatown in Los Angeles. Take a peek at the highlights of a previous parade here.
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Earlier today the Army announced the immediate suspension of Brigadier General John M. Cho, the head of the Western Regional Medical Command located at Joint Base Lewis-McChord near Tacoma, Washington. The command is in charge of Army hospitals in 20 Western states.
Cho is a cardiac surgeon who has held the position for less than a year. Maj. Gen. Thomas Tempel Jr. will serve as Cho's replacement pending the outcome of the inquiry.
The Army has declined to give details of Cho's suspension saying only that they are conducting an inquiry centered on the "command climate of the organization." Cho was suspended directly by Army Surgeon General, Lt. General Patricia D. Horoho, who is also based at the Joint Base Lewis-McChord facility.
Brig. General Cho will temporarily be assigned to the office of the Army Surgeon General with "duty assignment" until the inquiry is complete.
Sharon Ayala, spokesperson for the Western Regional Medical Command declined to make further comments on the suspension or to grant any interviews with the media.
While there was no indication of what the Army probe is about, a similar inquiry grounded the former commander of the Blue Angels. The allegations against Navy Capt. Gregory McWherter found "he repeatedly failed to stop sexual harassment and condoned pornography, homophobia and lecherous behavior in the workplace."
Earlier this year, the Army suspended Col. Steven Brewster from his post at Womack Army Medical Center at Fort Bragg, N.C., following two sudden patient deaths.
These inquiries typically don't generate interest by the media until the investigation is complete, however an inquiry of this magnitude usually means the end of a military career. The Army will be thorough in their review; there is no timetable for the length of the inquiry.


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I have good days and bad days. More of them are good ones, I'm happy to say. But even on the good ones, I miss my mom. I miss her face, I miss her voice. I miss knowing she was right there, within reach. The grief comes and goes, and I allow myself to take it in whenever it shows up.
I thought about her while arranging these flowers. I definitely feel her spirit close by which gives me so much comfort. These waters are difficult to navigate, but I'm doing the best that I can.


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BDB Programs
VegCAMP Links
- Vegetation Classification Reports & Maps
- Vegetation Publications & Protocols
- Natural Communities
- Vegetation-related Links
Department of Fish & Wildlife
Biogeographic Data Branch
Physical Address:
1700 9th Street, 4th Floor
Sacramento, CA 95811
Mailing Address:
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Natural Communities — Background Information
Background on the List of Vegetation Alliances and Associations (Natural Communities List)
On this page:
- Converting to the National and State Vegetation Classification System in CNDDB
- Codes Used in the List Formats
- Addressing High Priority Vegetation Types
- Jurisdictional Determinations
- References
Converting to the National and State Vegetation Classification System in CNDDB
Natural Communities (NCs) have been considered part of the Natural Heritage conservation triad, along with plants and animals of conservation significance, since the state inception of the Natural Heritage program in 1979. The CNDDB continues to include occurrences of rare NCs despite the fact that funding for the NC part of the program was cut in the mid-1990s. Since that time, no new occurrences of NCs have been added. However, the importance of maintaining the NC layer in the CNDDB has not diminished. Many of the 2500+ individual occurrences of the 96 NCs with occurrences in the CNDDB still have significance for conservation and their existence should be considered in the environmental review process along with occurrences of plants and animals tracked by the CNDDB.
Since 1999, the Department of Fish and Games Vegetation Classification and Mapping Program (VegCAMP) has undertaken the classification and mapping of vegetation throughout the state and also has assumed the role of standardizing vegetation nomenclature for California to comply with the National Vegetation Classification System (NVCS). Many vegetation types included in the current list match well with the existing CNDDB NC elements, which were based on Holland (1986). Examples include Valley Wildrye Grassland, Buck Brush Chaparral, Elephant Tree Woodland, Central California Sycamore Alluvial Woodland, and Mendocino Pygmy Cypress Forest. However, others such as Northern Claypan Vernal Pool, Southern Maritime Chaparral, and Serpentine Bunchgrass Grassland are not easily translated. The problem exists because there is a complex relationship between CNDDB NC elements and todays view of vegetation classification — in some cases, there is a one-to-one relationship, but in most there is a many-to-one or many-to-many relationship. Furthermore, in most cases no recent surveys have been made of old CNDDB NC occurrences to ascertain the proper identity based on todays classification standards. We think it imprudent to remove these elements from the CNDDB before assessing them and reclassifying them in terms of the currently accepted state and national standards for vegetation classification.
Work continues to refine the mapping and classification of the states vegetation. This will take some time. In the mean time, we continue to include those "non-standard" CNDDB NC elements in the current Natural Communities List.
Codes Used in the List Formats
California Natural Community Codes (CaCodes): The California classification is currently referenced using a series of unique codes called CaCodes. Eventually, all valid vegetation types will be replaced using a nationally standardized coding system. Until that time, CaCodes are the standard reference.
CTT Codes: Holland types originally tracked by the CNDDB are referenced with a code beginning with "CTT." These are provided as "legacy information" with the understanding that Holland CTT codes and community types are no longer supported by DFG. Instead, all new information on terrestrial natural communities should use the States standard nomenclature as provided in the current Natural Communities List.
Hierarchy Codes: The hierarchy coding system is described and used by The Ecological Society of Americas Vegetation Hierarchy Browser.
Rarity and Global and State Ranks: One purpose of the vegetation classification is to assist in determining the level of rarity and imperilment of vegetation types. Ranking of alliances according to their degree of imperilment (as measured by rarity, trends, and threats) follows NatureServes Heritage Methodology, in which all alliances are listed with a G (global) and S (state) rank. For alliances with State ranks of S1-S3, all associations within them are also considered to be highly imperiled. A question mark (?) denotes an inexact numeric rank due to insufficient samples over the full expected range of the type, but existing information points to this rank. We have not provided the G and S rank of associations in the September 2010 version of this classification. However, associations currently designated as being of S3 or rarer are indicated with an asterisk (*) located to the left of their CaCode. Holland types that may encompass, either in whole or part, rare alliances or associations are likewise asterisked.
Ranking is an ongoing process and we expect to provide association level ranks for all of the S3 or rarer entities in the future. Please note that semi-natural stands are not ranked, as these are defined and strongly dominated by non-native species.
Addressing High Priority Vegetation Types
Consulting biologists or responsible agencies encountering high priority natural community elements or vegetation types when assessing a proposed projects environmental impacts should make project proponents and reviewers aware of their existence.
Addressing high ranking vegetation types in project review should take on the following basic outline:
- Identify all natural communities within the project footprint using the best means possible including keying them out in the Manual of California, Second Edition or in reports, many of which are available from VegCAMP.
- Refer to the current standard list of natural communities to determine if any of these types are considered of special concern (S1-S3 rank); if so, the CEQA Guidelines checklist (at IVb) should be considered.
- Ascertain if project-affected stands of these vegetation types or natural communities can be considered as high-quality
occurrences of the given community. The judgment of whether a stand is high quality or not involves a flexible set of criteria
such as the range of existing sustainable occurrences of this element or vegetation type based on site quality, defensibility,
size, and surrounding landscapes. These criteria vary based on the type of vegetation or natural community and the range of existing
occurrences known. For example, it is likely that although there are many individual stands (or occurrences) and many thousands of
acres of Douglas-fir/Vine maple/Oregon grape association (*82.200.20 Pseudotsuga menziesii / Acer circinatum - Mahonia nervosa)
in northwestern California, there are only a few that reflect the most exemplary qualities of natural vegetation including:
- lack of invasive exotic species,
- no evidence of human-caused disturbance such as roads or excessive livestock grazing, or high-grade logging,
- evidence of reproduction present (sprouts, seedlings, adult individuals of reproductive age), and
- no significant insect or disease damage, etc.
- Other things to consider when assessing potential impacts to vegetation types from a project include:
- Compliance with the states wetlands and riparian policies and codes, as certain vegetation types are restricted to wetlands or riparian settings.
- Compliance with the Native Plant Protection Act and the state and federal Endangered Species Acts, as some vegetation types either support rare species or are defined by the dominance or presence of such species.
- Compliance with CEQA Guidelines Section 15065(a), which mandates completion of an EIR if a project would threaten to eliminate a plant community.
- Compliance with local regional plans, regulations, or ordinances that call for consideration of impacts to rare plant communities or vegetation types.
- The possibility that a vegetation type in the project area has not previously been described, and could therefore be considered high priority. In this case, please contact VegCAMP (Todd Keeler-Wolf or Diana Hickson) about documenting the vegetation type.
Please see the Department's Protocols for Surveying and Evaluating Impacts to Special Status Native Plant Populations and Natural Communities [PDF] for more information.
Jurisdictional Determinations
Vegetation maps produced under the state standards do not imply regulatory jurisdictional determinations under Section 404 of the Federal Clean Water Act, Section 10 of the Rivers and Harbors Act, or Section 1600 of the California Fish and Game Code (Lake and Streambed Alteration Program), or the lack thereof. Such determinations usually require a site visit to assess the current conditions on the ground and to map boundaries at a finer scale than the state vegetation map standard. Similarly, terms such as riparian and wetland in the vegetation keys and type descriptions may inform but do not imply or assert regulatory jurisdiction or the lack thereof.
FGDC (Federal Geographic Data Committee). 2008. National Vegetation Classification Standard, Version 2. FGDC-STD-005-2008. Federal Geographic Data Committee, FGDC Secretariat, U.S. Geological Survey, Reston, VA. Web Link: National Vegetation Classification Standard, Version 2
Holland, R. 1986. Preliminary descriptions of the terrestrial natural communities of California. Unpublished document, California Department of Fish and Game, Natural Heritage Division. Sacramento, CA.
Jennings, M.D., D.Faber-Langendoen, O. L. Loucks, R. K. Peet, and D. Roberts. 2009. Standards for associations and alliances of the U.S. National Vegetation Classification. Ecological Monographs, 79(2), pp. 173199. Web Link: Standards for associations and alliances of the U.S. National Vegetation Classification
Peet, R.K. 2008. A Decade of Effort by the ESA Vegetation Panel Leads to a New Federal Standard. ESA Bulletin 89(3):210211. Web Link: A Decade of Effort by the ESA Vegetation Panel Leads to a New Federal Standard
Sawyer, J.O., T. Keeler-Wolf, and J.M. Evens. 2009. A Manual of California Vegetation, Second Edition. California Native Plant Society, Sacramento. 1300 pp. Web Link: A Manual of California Vegetation, Second Edition


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Mary J. Blige Owes Over $900,000 In Taxes
Mary J. Blige's financial troubles continue.
According to TMZ, the singer owes the State of New Jersey over $900,000 is back taxes. The exact number is actually 901,769.65, but who's counting, right?
MJB defaulted on a bank loan of $2.2 million last year and her charity was sued over a $250,000 unpaid loan as well. Earlier this month she defaulted on a $500,000 bank loan.
Maybe she'll do another Burger King commercial to pay all this money back that she owes.
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For more information about this meeting, contact Yakov Pesin, Anatole Katok, Svetlana Katok, Dmitri Burago.
|Compactness for manifolds with bounded volume and diameter (THIS TALK WILL TAKE PLACE IN THE SYNERGISTIC ROOM)
|Center for Dynamics and Geometry Seminars
|Stefan Wenger, University of Illinois at Chicago
|Gromov's compactness theorem for metric spaces asserts that every uniformly compact sequence of metric spaces has a subsequence which converges in the Gromov-Hausdorff sense to a compact metric space. This theorem has been of great importance in Riemannian an metric geometry, but also other fields. I will show in this talk that if one replaces the Hausdorff distance appearing in Gromov's theorem by the filling volume or flat distance then every sequence of oriented k-dimensional Riemannian manifolds with a uniform bound on diameter and volume has a subsequence which converges in this new distance to a countably k-rectifiable metric space. In general, such a sequence does not meet the conditions of Gromov's theorem and does not have a subsequence which converges with respect to the Gromov-Hausdorff distance. The new distance mentioned above was first introduced and studied by Christina Sormani and myself. In the talk, which will be self-contained, I will explain the basic properties of this distance and illustrate it by examples. >
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Checkout this feature written by the Daily Collegian's Jeffrey Okerman on Zachary Koncki's school record breaking performance in the indoor long jump.
"I didn't know how to land, I didn't know how to do a run-through properly, I didn't know how to do a penultimate, the short step to get more height off the board. [With] the coaching here, I don't know if I would have learned all that somewhere else, but Jackson and [coach Ken O'Brien] helped me a great deal," says Koncki of his coaches.
Koncki now holds both the indoor and outdoor long jump records at UMass.


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This book is a summary of what is important to me as an artist. I work in a direct dialogue with the organic world surrounding me.
I am inspired by the ever changing content of my garden. With direct access from my studio the borders are floating. The hands digging in the soil are the same hands scraping in metal, tearing paper or painting.
Playing around I learn by doing, by repeating – like a child.
Still, I have my experiences, from life and from art (which often overlaps). I carry the memories of my ancestors under my skin and the hope for a safe future for those coming after us. When these voices start singing the same melody I know I have found something valuable for me. It's nothing less than our common past, our future, and everything in between. That should be about all… as life itself.
I am here for a short second, and I am searching for the big picture through close-ups and details. Through daily life and little things I knock on the big door. I peek through the keyhole; – sometimes I imagine seeing a glimpse of light or a shadow passing. It's enough to make me happy!
This book is made in pure inspiration from a commission I had in 2011. Making artworks based on photoes in size (150 x 150) cm was a challenge I loved. Imagining the pictures big while seeing the works small on my screen was like looking into a kaleidoscope.
An artist's most important tool is her/his imagination, trusting that the visual language is powerful enough to surpass boarders. This book is about seeing and transforming, taking apart and building up - discovering the underlaying pattern connecting everything in the huge weave of life. The short texts are written in Norwegian, but I will include a translation in English if you wish.
I live and work in Bergen, Norway. Growing up in a spectacular landscape with tall mountains raising from the fjord I early got a close relationship to nature. I feel like a combination of a hunter and a farmer. I hunt for my visions in all I see, in the light reflected in water, in a withered plant, in the wrinkles of a human face etc. I collect it all and bring my treasures back to my studio where I reorganize the materials, seeing it freshly and exceed my limits to get new experiences. I started my career as a printmaker, and working digitally with photo, building layer upon layer, feels very natural to me. I like to see my work used in different settings, from art exhibitions to commissioned works. My largest commission = for an oil rig measuring 20 meters. My last commission was a series of 6 large photo based works measuring 150x150cm. I also enjoy working with books. There is a link to my CV at my homepage.
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With the 2014 season about to begin, it seems like a good time to review an offseason of change.
Let's begin with the series' name. Verizon has signed on to be the new title sponsor. Sure, compared to, oh, NASCAR, the dollar amounts are tiny, but the commitment to real promotion is vital. Verizon has already shown a commitment to the series, so their increased involvement is only a positive.
Qualifying for the Indy 500 has proven to be the most controversial, but least consequential, change. In essence, Pole Day and Bump/Fill Day have been flipped, with the Fast Nine being determined on Saturday and the pole being settled in the Fast Nine Shootout on Sunday. Yes, it's a gimmick masking the fact there will likely be no real bumping, but that's the point.
Sure traditionalists have balked, but if we're honest, qualifying, outside of the pole shootout, has become something of a non-event. Until 40+ entries make attempts, this will remain the case. So, if a gimmick that MIGHT get more national television exposure tweaks it, what's the harm?
Relatedly, qualifying at Indy only will now earn drivers and teams championship points. This was likely meant to encourage everyone that makes the show on Saturday to run just as hard on Sunday. Will it work? Given that the 500 miles is all anyone really cares about, it seems unlikely.
Meanwhile, the three 500-mile races (Indy, Pocono and Fontana) will now be worth double the points of the other events. Given the fact that they are double the length of most other events, it makes some sense to prioritize them, but it ignores the real challenges of road and street courses.
On the engine front, rules and regulations have also undergone major changes. Most significantly, for fans at least, is the elimination of the 10-grid-spot penalty for changing an engine before hitting the mileage number (now 2,500 miles). Thanks to a number of technical changes, road course speeds should escalate as engines are now expected to reach 700-750hp.
Of all the other changes that have been announced, the near-elimination of double-file restarts will sure to be the one that fans notice the most. Exciting though they are, double-file restarts simply didn't work at a venue like Long Beach.
Years from now, however, structural changes to the Dallara may prove to be far more important than the other changes.


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Story and photos by Danny Danko
Upon arrival in Amsterdam, my colleague and I check into our hotel and immediately set out to find some strong sativas to power us through our first day and avoid the inevitable jet lag caused by overnight flights. Sitting in the Grey Area and puffing on some Blueberry Haze, my thoughts turn to supply and demand. The economics of the Dutch scene are strange: Coffeeshops can sell small amounts of cannabis but can't possess more than a day's worth at any time. Growers and middlemen must provide a steady supply of sensi to keep these places thriving. Where do they get enough buds to keep a constant stream of visitors stoned? I was here to find out.
Unraveling DNA
The DNA boys are fresh off of back-to-back HIGH TIMES Cannabis Cup wins in the Seed Company category, first in 2004 (third-place indica for LA Confidential) and then in 2005 (first-place sativa for Martian Mean Green, and second-place indica for LA Confidential). They're determined to show that those awards were no flukes and that their strains stand up to the best in the world. As soon as we meet up, D and A proceed to smoke us out with some Martian Mean Green they'd been saving since the Cup.
New companies on the seed scene here are always suspect, and DNA Genetics' quick successes engendered a fair amount of jealous chitchat around town. After spending some quality time with the boys, I can assure you that they are for real. I toured their mother-plant facility, their breeding lab and a huge room where they were growing their strains, and at every level, their expertise and professionalism shone through.
The mother plants reside in their own private area, and some are clearly more than three years old. Clones are rotated constantly and seedlings grown out by the hundreds for testing before being released to the public. DNA Genetics combine tried-and-true California strains they brought here with their chosen selections from around the world to create new breeds of bud that are in high demand everywhere.
Their breeding facilities consist of tightly enclosed grow tents. A prized flowering male in the center towers over chosen females and drops pollen onto their waiting buds. Extreme care is taken to avoid pollen contamination from other plants, and the parents are carefully selected for this process. Once the females swell with mature seeds, they are carefully harvested and sorted for testing and sale.


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CIMTAS engineers and fabricates to ISO, ASME, CE requirements Pressure Vessels and Heat Exchangers, HRSG's, Storage Tanks, Power and Process
Pipe Spools, Wind Towers, Bridges, other Steel Structures and assembles Process Skids.
CIMTAS fabrication activities are carried at Gemlik Works, Gemlik Pipe Shop in Turkey and Ningbo Shop in China, which are all equipped with the latest technology.


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Imagine my thrill to hear that jewishjournal.com's newest advertiser is Sit n' Sleep. There it is on our very own site, the face of Larry "Or your mattress is free, FREE!" Miller, who I've heard for years plugging away on The Howard Stern Show. Me and Howard sharing Larry Miller— I can't help but think of the poet Alan Ginsburg's pride when he slept with Dean Moriarity the found out Morairity slept with Gavin Arthur ho slept with Edward Carpenter who slept with Walt Whitman. "I slept with Walt Whitman," Ginsburg used to boast.
Well, I shared an advertiser with Howard Stern.
What I remember about Sit n Sleep on Stern bac when he was on terrestrial radio was how carefully and precisely Stern would do the lead ins for Miller's commercials. I began to see that Stern was an excellent pitchman for his products, he took the plugs and placements as seriously as the fart jokes and stripper sketches. Sometimes the copy was awful, but Stern would make it his own, put it in his voice, but infuse it with his on air passion. Didn't matter whether it was mattresses or Binaca or backhair removers or some spray he was hawking that removed butt odor. Here's what Stern, one of the wealthiest and most powerful people in media knows: which side his bread is buttered on. He never got cocky or glib with the people paying the bills, the companies whose money keeps the staff employed and the lights on.
A lot of creative types just starting out tend to look down on the business part of show business—they resent the intrusion of commerce in art. And as they get more and more successful, they try to distance themselves from the fact that they are, in a way, selling soap. But Howard pay his dues, dutifully. He taught me to pay attention to advertisers—not to bend standards because of them, but to respect their support, and do what they pay us to do with excellence and attentiveness.
It's like the Dylan song says, no matter how big you are, how rich you are, you gotta serve someone…
You may be a state trooper, you might be a young Turk,
You may be the head of some big TV network,
You may be rich or poor, you may be blind or lame,
You may be living in another country under another name
But you're gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
You're gonna have to serve somebody,
Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you're gonna have to serve somebody.
One day I look forward to calling Larry Miller and talking about his Stern years. In the meantime, click on one of his ads and buy a mattress.
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