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to watch my wife turn str8 girls BI!!!!!!! That seems like such a fuckin turn on to me!!!
hell, i dont even know why??
prob. cuz i know it would turn her on to no end.......you allways want the one ya can;t have type of thing.....
catch me??
Now I would say that is kinky!!!
umm I am straight umm ya...tempt me LOL ;)
Hmm, I think it would be really hot to watch Sariah "tempt" Jodie...
let me ask her!!!*****here str5 wman...here str8y!!!!*********
she said "YEA"!!!!! WWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!HHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!
I'm still fanning myself from an earlier conversation with Jodie. I'd say you and Sariah are in for an incredible treat...!
oh yea????
I can play straight for what 5 mins or so LOL ;)
.....bring the camera Matt
oh jodie with me it would take 1min. lol
ok Matt bring the stop watch too ;)
Hey Miss Jodie,
Sorry to give you away but you can stay straight about as long as I can.....And I know I can't....But hey if you want to try it could be fun....
I have always also love to corrupt straight women......
damn my secret it out huh?
...well I could TRY heehee
That's simple: All I want is a beautiful, brilliant, bisexual, wealthy, polyamorous submissive masochist, or several, to worship, love, and adore - me.
To be honest.. I have so many things I want to try I could not give you one answer...
I never (until recently) realized that girls who like girls would even be turned on by straight girls, or, shall I say-- girls who haven't yet been with other girls.
This one is a total fantasy, a wild impossible happening tailored to my pornographic desires far above reality. On a sunny pleasant summer's day, I'd love to see the Sheep's Meadow of Central Park as the stage of a massive orgy with all of those hotties always out there tanning in their itsy bitsy bikinis. And of course, only the younger and more athletic hotties because, well, it's my ridiculous fantasy.
And as far as not hurting anyone emotionally or otherwise, the attendees would be consenting and gung-ho horny. And the city of New York will block off the area, with no one complaining, not even Bloomberg.
Yeah, right.
Since as stated earlier that we want what we can't have, mine is quite simple. I just want to be held down by this guy that I used to date and have him be much more agressive with me that he was in reality-- just all-out over-power me, even if I put up a fight. I want him to have his way with me as often as he wants with or without my 'consent'. (I'd fight it just for thrill-- really, all would of course be consentual.)
I would love to be with a couple and 2 females and have us all enjoying rimming each other.
Sex with a midget or a group of midgets would be kinky fun.
I just want to put it on the record that I am not that tall
I scuba dive and I muff dive -- so how about haveing an erotic adventure uder the sea.
However from experiance I know that water is not that lubricating. Not certain how to handle so that no one, including the sealife gets hurt.
Milandro M you wanna be one of my midgets???
I would like to be like Gulliver in one of his travel adventure (but still me of course) where he was cast on that island of giants. Oh just imagine climbing in some lady's honey pot or breast feeding off one of her nipples sliding down from one to the other or climbing on one of the fellows big members.
Island of course would probably like the little peoples island.
To be the centerpiece in a wonderful gangbang.
Since in this fantasy I needn't worry about anything negative as a result:
I wouldn't be bothered worrying about hygiene, STDs, or the like.
I wouldn't worry about other connected relationships or associations that may be impacted.
No worries about how long I was there. A good long time, methinks.
I wouldn't be concerned who was there watching.
I wouldn't even care who the guys were, except for my fantasy of them being quite well endowed.
I wouldn't mind getting nice and rough. After all, this gang has captured me and I am their prisoner. :)
I think I would like a blindfold, my shy introverted self says. :)))
To have a truly bisexual couple have thier way with me....
Or at least, biosexual sex fiend to be my lover/partner in crime.
(any takers?)
oh yeah were do I sign up for that fantasy Melo, attention whore here would love to be a centerpiece to anything wonderful!
When I find that sign-up list, I'll let you know. :))
I always wanted to be captured in a renaissance setting...taking to the queen...and made to lay on an alter, chained down...where - if I couldn't please her - I'd be killed immediately...and if I pleasure her beyond belief (and beyond the knowledge of the king) I'd be saved and made to secretly serve her for the rest of my days...(or at least until I could get to the internet and tribe cast for help outta the tower)
I'd like to be able to make anyone I chose my willing and eager sex toy.
choose me...choose me....;)
that's actually kinda hot...
maybe we could roll play ;)
I'd like to be able to turn invisible and walk through walls. That way I could go to Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion and sneak into all of the Playboy Bunnies' rooms as they slept. I'd proceed to gently caress them and lightly tickle their bodies as they lay there. I'd gaze lovingly at their faces as they smile in their sleep. Smile... Moan... it's all the same to me.
I love that Kay..
yeah, some secret mystery adventure...i like the way you think.
I'd llike to be blinded folded at the Heff Mansion and served as a center peice while on 2 doses of x and just slightly be able to see through the blindfold while everyone has their way with me...gently of course..
I'd like to dance naked for and/or with 50 or so of the hottest women I have known!
*raises one kinky brow suggestively at Medusa*
smiles and winks...haha
I would like to be tied up by my dom, my hands tied above my head, blindfold covering my eyes.
There would be a lengthy flogging/spanking session, until I'm red and blissed out.
Still blindfolded, my dom would tell me lie back, tying my hands and feet so I am spread-eagled and completely restrained.
I can feel him touching me all over--with fingers, feathers--until my pussy is wet. His fingers brush the wetness and I hear him taste the nectar.
I feel a tongue between my labia, licking me softly at first, then the tongue probes me in and out faster and faster, along with my favorite pink vibrator, until I am at the point of orgasm.
My hands and feet are untied and I am turned over to my stomach, two rough hands bringing my hips back to meet his. I am still blinded. He penetrates me and I realize it's not my dom.
At the same time, two hands grab my hair and a cock darts in and out of my mouth, until he is fucking my face furiously as the other man rams me deep and hard, his testicles slapping against my clit.
After a very loud and explosive orgasm, I am resting in the arms of my dom and he removes the blindfold--the other man I felt is not there.
Mmmm, Pen. I could visualize this one, too.. Oh, yeah.
Being bi, that gives me 2 wishes right?
First night, i would go out.. dressed up as a feminine, girly cheerleader. Having all the guy,s that want to bang me do it unprotected.. and once on is done.. next go in. At the end of the night i would be all soar having people filling me with cum.. Guy,s everywhere.. nasty strangers..
Next night i go to a whore house.. where the really, nasty whores.. dressed in girly clothes hang out. All different colours. They are all mine for as long as i wish. I then slowly starts to play with them, taking it really slowly.. Enjoying the pussy smell as they get,s hot.
Then i grab a whores leg, spreads her legs and panties.. putting my tounge into her nasty desease pussy.. licking her clean. The other ones line up doggystyle, and i go throught all of them, eating them out.
Once i,m done, it,s time for some 69, some face sitting, while one sucks.. .. doing all the girls this way.
Once it get,s to much.. i will do the girls one by one.. with some rest in between where they are touching me and playing with themself. I will do them in all sorts of positions, no protection. Then cum filling them as they moan, no dont do it.. and i will jack on like a dog pumping them full.. This is the part when a bunch of guy,s show up, helping me out to fuck them silly. I will do it untill early morning and nothing is left to give.
Now, what would Freud think of that?
have to say i like jades answer up there very nice idea to have!!!!! ;) otherwise one other one i have is to find two rocker twins that are identical and let em have their way with me!!! always been a turn on there especially the whole rocker, tattoo, piercings, bad boy thing!!!!! yum yum yum!!!!! ;)
seing a horse porno in real life, assuming that the horse is in it for free.:-))
everything else i see here to me is not kinky at all.
I've thought about this for a bit and oddly, the only things I can come up with are... there are two women in my past that I'd very much loved to have had sex with. Great, fun-filled, dirty, raw sex. One, is still one of my best friends, but our timing never lined up (admittedly, for both of us) and the other... that's a long story for another time.
mine is similar to RoNa's though not identical:
to be tied and blindfolded standing up to a vertical board or post in a ladies sauna house all day, to be licked and sucked by any and all guests at their leisure.
aaaah bliss.
I guess it would have to be a sauna for nymphomaniacs though or I'd just hear all day stuff like "who's that wierdo?" and "can somebody go and stop that thing twitching?"
Dam Sina
Can I go with you, hey i will buy the popcorn and some oats for the horse too.
hahahhaha, of course lets fly to brasil :-))
to be adored by a room full of beautiful women, showered with love and affection...
i want to be don juan for a day...
I want to be the ONLY man there for a group of women...like they have to take turns with me, and share me...each getting a piece of me and then I'm grabbed and taken by another...
I fantasize about that all the time...
the object of many a womans' affection....
what i really love doing in reality i love to turn straight guys (men) bi.
thats way harder than doing it with women :-)
first i let them get together with a very very beautiful transsexual (pre op) and slowyl they will be able to do a threesome participating with another man
One kinky fantasy I have is to be in bed with someone, f*cking nice & slow, and having her roommate there, watching, wondering how I'd be with her...and then actually having the opportunity to do her as well. I don't know how I'd do her...it may be completely different...just that second set of eyes on us is very erotic to me...
...then again, it may have to be an entire roomful of people watching...yee-ha!
I would love to have Nicole Kidman fuck me in the ass while Scarlett Johansson sucks my cock.
Blindfolded and Gangbanged by a group of ponys with aids.. Just a thought. Now that is a bit kinky?
Not my fantasy thought!!
To masturbate in front of an entire house of sorority girls as they watch, clothed.
.........to meet a sexy & lustful female soul mate who has an insatiable desire for sex and the erotic, to love, explore and adventure with.
Please sir I just want some more.................
to live one day on the set of Caligula..
Would Like To Be Tied-up,Used & Abused By A Large Group Of Male's And Female's In Any Way They Want ? Hope They Have A Good Imagination !
noone in this tribe seems very introverted!
I hope I am not bragging but I have fulfilled a fair ammount of mine.
First hello to all I new to group and happy to be turn on…by it !
I have a few sorry I have stuck in a box for the last 36 yrs lol
First to have a small group of like minded friends over for a dinner party that erupts into a kinky naughty orgy were everyone is (bi or bi- curios ) playing with everyone …..Everyone is clean and healthy! Almost like back in the roman days….by the way being a chef and the fact the very first porn I watch was calagia (sorry bad spelling) .think that might have something to do with it lol
Being submissive for the right couple may it be two woman or male and female….sexual dominated…used as their sex toy!
This is what my heart as been yearning for lately…. So burning inside me that needs that fueled of a sexy(or two) woman that has class and style to appreciate me worshiping her by making a four star gourmet meal open the most incredible wine ……candle light….sensual full body massage with hand craved jade that will make you forget what planet your on…this is just a short summery on what my heart yearns for……and after we get naughty I will not roll over and fall asleep I will be holding in my arms……soft touches ….kisses on the back of the neck…nipples on your ears…then we will get kinky and naughty again!
Am sounding a little horny lol
Life is about following your dreams no matter how long you have left on this planet! It all brain candy for your next life and this one!
Damm now you have my brain working…for the adventuress types come out were ever you are…..kayaking down in Big Sur finding our own secluded cove were we can bask in sun…..I am sure you can fill in the rest if not pm me and I will
Did I go crazy? LOL
.....nipples on my ears?
you know small bites...warm breath
i have to completely agree, but with one of my exes, not hers LOL
but also, i want someone to dress up like captain jack sparrow an role play it out untill something piratey sexual happens with real swords, handcuffs, gold teeth, eyeliner and accents.
geez im a freak. LOL
Making love suspended in a sling hanging underneath a helicopter doing about 125 knots per hour at about 200 feet over the ocean.
be tied up 9in private) by a world-class female athlete and yes, I have a couple in mind LOL
I'd like to be turned into a TS by a woman who loved me, I've got a really feminine build, just need some nice, and large, breasts.
...a midget under my skirt would be kinky.
To have as many men in one nite to keep me busy fkng, one right after the other.
To make a wild, free-for-all, private porn ... and then have it hit the web Paris Hilton style.
> I never (until recently) realized that girls who like girls would even be turned
> by straight girls, or, shall I say-- girls who haven't yet been with other girls.
AFAIK, that's a pretty common fantasy -- screw 'em into changing orientation.
Gay guys love the idea of bending straight guys; straight guys love the idea
of fucking lesbians straight; straight women love to "straighten" gay men.
And, as per this sub-thread, lesbians who take those innocent straight
women and show 'em the /better/ way to go... ;-)
Obviously, not *everyone* shares the "change the orientation of a MOTAS
whose orientation doesn't match mine" fantasy, but I've seen it often enough
to know it's very, very common (at least in fantasy).
- Steve S.
what about introducing a bi curious guy to bi fun?
I'd have a penis that I could use at will and whim.
Now that could be a little dangerous....
My wife seconds you on this idea. Plus she agrees that it is way harder to help men see the light than it is women. Man are just trained early in life to walk around with blind folds on.
>>>>>>...a midget under my skirt would be kinky.<<<<<<
As would seeing you with a midget under your skirt, Shells. ;o)
One of mine is to be broken down in the desert & need to hitchike to get petrol. I'm picked up by a big burly, rough, muscley motorbike rider who advises me that he has a can in his garage not too far away. After a half hour deeper into the desserted desert, we arrive at his home where he ravishes me (he he) in his garage on his bike, then kitchen bench, then shower, then straps me to his bed for a couple of day until we're both completely satiated and he returns me to my car with the petrol & I drive off an continue with my life. Depending my mood, he sometimes keeps me as a sex slave :P but in all things he is dominant & demanding while still mmeting my needs.
I have a friend who is working up a bit involving her singing opera with a Dwarf under her skirt.... The shit should be kinky and funny as hell.
lame....but since i was a Catholic school girrl.....i've always fantasized about being taken my a priest...to his dungeon under the church, where all the bad girls go....bound and flogged for my sins...and made to repent.
yes father.
Hmmmmm fun topic!
I'm gonna cheat and mention 2 one that I've had happen, and one that I wish would happen...
My subby couldn't get enough one night, and I was falling asleep exhausted from working her, so she kept waking me up with amazing blow jobs. It was an incredible feeling!! The space between the dream state and the sex was incredibly hot, would love to have that happen again.
I recently had a hot dream about a shower scene. Gorgeous woman showering in my shower, I join her in there, the passion starts to flow...
Kisses lead to licks, licking leads to sex, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
I would like to suck a horse or dog cock for an audience.
For medical science to create a magic pill that stops all STD's including herpes and HPV, and then to attend a very wild sex party where I can have all kinds of fun without all that worry.
I'll second that.
I think It would be nice to have loving family...
To have a relationship with a woman who has similar sexual desires and as high of a libdo as me. I know that is impossible so let me eat Nicoles Kidman's pussy untill she and I are both satisfied and we can call it good.
To kiss women's breasts. Just get a bunch of willing women at random, who want me to kiss their breasts, and are OK with my undressing each and everyone. Doing oral sex and/or tying one up is great, also! I'd use a strap-on dildo.
I also love men! I still dream of finding the right Leather Master Gentle Dom Daddy to kiss me, and make love with me, both orally and with his hands or lingam, after he's tied my wrists together above my head, or gently, safely tied my ankles apart (without hurting my thighs, legs, or feet!)
I am very glad to be seeing everyone's genuine fantasies. Even those I would never consider living out.
I am very glad to see the totally accepting atmosphere here. I'm glad to be reminded, in a classy way of course, that EVERYBODY gets horny and has erotic thoughts.
Is there any such thing as enough sex? It remains to be seen whether my fave free porn (my sex fantasies) will remain just personal lubricant (of mind and body) or if and when I live these stories out with one or more consenting, loving, responsible adults!
Thank God for the inner erotic child-adult-player-whore-rock star-big bad wolf-pirate-dom daddy-bitch-goddess-or Dragon-Dancer....
I have an uncomplicated kinky wish, that prolly will not seem very "kinky" to anyone else..
I've always wanted to recreate the cuddles and closeness of a junior high school/middle school girl's sleep-over/slumber party. i.e. hang-out , watch movies, jammies, and cuddling .. not necessarily anything sexual ...
I've been to a couple of age-play events, and they were kewl, however the groups tend to be either infants in diapers, kindergardeners with crayons, or kids trying to act out abuse scenes in a BDSM context, so the events that I attended really didn't "fit" for me .. ...
Sounds okay with me . !! .
Gee, Mystical ... Nice to see you here !!! ..
~~~~~purring back at ya~~~~~~
"I never (until recently) realized that girls who like girls would even be turned on by straight girls, or, shall I say-- girls who haven't yet been with other girls." ..
Yes, I think it's the "Haven't yet been with other girls" part ...
Elaine, I probably need cuddles and friendship with women even more than I need to hit on a bunch of women....
I'm realizing now that there's Life Beyond Sex and that it's better for me to see people in other than a purely lustful light, as fun as lusty fantasies may be..... they are good for getting my rocks off..... but then there's Life Beyond Fantasy, also..... this is just my personal view and experience at this time.....
I need FRIENDSHIP more than anything. Probably especially with other women! I love sex, but I need to think of other things besides the usual Personal Escapes from life.....
Linda says .."Elaine, I probably need cuddles and friendship with women even more than I need to hit on a bunch of women....
I'm realizing now that there's Life Beyond Sex and that it's better for me to see people in other than a purely lustful light,..."
I'm going to be at Primal in SF in December ... ! would love to cuddle with a bunch of other women .. !!
I tried going to an orgy once (at least) to find "just cuddles" with either men or women. That didn't work. Everybody was either focused on "getting laid" (and in a very public way) or else just hanging back and experiencing their shyness.
I find that sex energy magnifies EVERYTHING. If you've got insecurity or shame stuck deep inside your body, than sex tends to magnify that. Group sex magnifies it WAY MORE than just one-on-one sex.
Thought.... George Michael sings, "Sex is better when it's one-on-one!" This from his Faith album, made way back in the mid-80s, before he faced his being gay or his drug habits.....
I would ask my wife to undress herself in front of a man...ask her to accept him taking orders from me assisting where I want him to assist and doing all that what I am asking her to do. Setting up a situation where it is turning both of us on in a second. Anywhere anyplace...shop, cinema, train, bus, etc.This all means....he would watch her body. She is allowed to interact.
One kinky wish???? I have more...playing and let a "doctor" examine my wife and me watching how he is doing all kind of things with her. Also putting some electrodes and clamps on her niples, vagina lips and clit and penetrating her with an electric speculum.
Seeing her have orgasms out of pure and sheer enjoyment....that is what I want. Her fun is my fun.
I want a foursome with two men and one woman where everybody is into everybody else. One of the men is my Master and the other man and the woman are my slaves in a kinky chain of command. There would be strap-ons and daisy chaining involved. It would be wonderful.
Oooh, and there should be some power struggles in there. Maybe I have to fight each of them, wrestling them into submission in turn and then finally having to submit to the second man as my Master... yeah; that could definitely be hot. The sub male should submit completely but the sub female should be a brat that I have to break and train.
And I want to dress my subs up in pony gear and drive them around town in my chariot, maybe serving as chauffer for my Master. Human Pony drawn carriage is the ONLY way to show up to a party.
The real problem is I don't want this as a short term one night thing, I could probably wrangle a way for that to happen, I want these to be folks I have a somewhat longer and more involved relationship with. Give us time to play out all the permutations.
Le sigh
OK, time to go wear out some AAs
I would have to say a group thing involving my wife another guy(should be grossly well hung, a heavy cummer and able to recover quickly) and his dom or sub wife or girlfriend.... This would be my fantasy, but I am usually only a spectator to most of the activities. There are aspects of this fantasy that could be considered cuckolding, bondage and bisexual, but again this is my fantasy.
Mine is a physical impossibility but my favorite fantasy triggered by an Ann Rice novel.
I fantasize I'm pregnant...and I give birth to a full formed beautiful blond fifteen year old boy. I nurse him, watch his beautiful penis get hard for the first time, and I make hot passionate love him as my milk drops from my nipples into his mouth.
And then his sweet virgin sperm makes me pregnant again.
A kink that sort of happened was my involvement with a dominant older female and one her subs. She "forced" me to service him orally, which was a pleasure, then I gave his baby-cream to her in a long kiss. In my mental variation she spanks me until I climax, then I'm "forced" to wear a dildo and become her boy for the evening. Her dom takes me anally while I play young boy to her. Now that I wish HAD happened!
Today's kinky wish would be to have a Jodie-love-a-thon with my favorite top 10 lovers of my past all there to pleasure me - call it a Jodie-bang if you will, but of course it would include both men and women. I'm thinking being tied up, blind folded to see if I know who is who, hands all over my body, parts in every hole, bodies all over me...all for greedy ol me!!!!
Actually I have to agree..this would be a very fun kink...and fun to relax, enjoy..
that would be very sweet...the innocence of those days...although I fingered some girls ate weekend outs..still innocence...would be nice to do this and play and watch eachother. Kinky but lovable...not just getting laid...I have not a focus on that part anyway...playing is so much better...sure penetrating is part of the sex ..but without playing I aint interested.
yummie Liz......I would love to see you being fingered and undressed by a young boy when you would be my partner
I've always had very sensitive nips but find that most guys, while they enjoy teasing me there with there fingers/lips/tongue/teeth, can't resist the lure of my netherly regions for long. While I'm not complaining it has fueled an on going fantasy. Here goes...
I meet a very nice looking guy on the bus after work and, after noticing him admiring my chest, I invite him up to my place for a cup of coffee. (It's my fantasy so no he's not a pscho.)
We chat amiably at the table while the coffee brews and when I place his cup in front of him I ask him if he would like sugar or cream. He slides his hand up the back of my thigh and says with a grin...if I give you sugar will you give me cream. (I love that line.) I reply by leaning down and kissing him softly and he takes control of the kiss, eating at my mouth until I'm unable to think or move. He moves his coffee cup aside and slides me over until I'm sitting on the table in front of him. My legs are spread and he can see the wet spot already forming on my panties. He mentions that it would be a crime to waste good coffee, so he leans back in his chair and takes a long sip of coffee. All the while he is eyeing my erect nipples which are very visble through both my soft sweater and the lacy bra underneath. He asks where my coffee is and I said, very distractedly, that I'm no longer thirsty. He smiles and continues to sip, then very casually asks me to remove my sweater. I do so but when I have it up over my head he asks me to stop and cross my arms over my head. He takes the last drink of coffee and sets his cup down.
He reaches up and brushes my nipple with his thumb and then releases the front hook with practiced ease. Moving the bra out of the way he leans forward and begins licking at my left nipple while teasing the other between his thumb and finger. I arch my back at the pleasurable sensation and slides an arm around my ass and pulls me up tight against his body. His tongue laves my nipple then sucks it inside his mouth until I cry out with the pleasure. Next he bites into the nipple and tugs at it wrapping his arms around my body to keep me close. I begin rubbing my pussy against his stomach trying to put out the fire there. He suckles the nipple again, hard, and pulls back letting it pop from his mouth then blows gently on the wet swollen bud. Next he moves to the other nipple and begins the same sweet torture. I come, spreading the wet spot from my panties to his shirt, but still he doesn't stop. When he returns to the other nipple I begin to beg for him to stop but he does not. I come again and when I collapse against him, my arms falling around his head, he carries me to the couch and lays me down there to rest.
I can't open my eyes nor focus on the sounds he is making but when he returns to me with a small crystal glass of water, serveral ice cubes floating in the liquid. He lifts me up and offers me a drink, I drain the glass. He slips a cube in his mouth and places his lips on one of my aching nipples. I begin to struggle, sure I can not stand any further pleasure. He restrains my wrist in one of his large hands and uses his body and other arm to restrain my body. Cool liquid is seaping thru his lips to cool the readened nipple and then he opens his mouth and pulls the entire areola inside. I scream at the sharp shock of the ice on heated sensitized flesh. He swallows the now sliver of ice and licks my hardened nipple until it and his mouth have warmed. He lifts his head and smiles at me. "Thank you for allowing me to feast on you, sweetheart. I hope that you will welcome me back into your home again sometime." With that he stands, picks up his coat and strolls out my front door. I cover my breast with my palms and wonder at what I have done and allowed him to do. Then I smile and for the first time look forward to the next work day but more importantly the bus ride home afterward.
why not playing on the bus Pamela....as you know after reading my profile...that bus, train...surounded by people...maybe only one who is taking a glimpse....mmmmm...
The forst thing I have in mind would be, playing in the bus and order you around...doing things you never dared to do
Playing in public is a whole nother fantasy, Playful Watcher. Of course one has to be careful or one might also get to fulfil the old poking in the pokey fantasy. giggle
well...I once drove with my then wife in the car and she was butt naked...driving through villages...people couls see her...and she basicly just did nothing besides spreading her legs on my command...she was wet and willing....
In the bus stripping off your panties showing some man your shaven vagina....and let him touch your body.....yummmmmmmie I am sure the idea is enough even without doing anything to feel wet...right? Doing this in real life is no proble...does it scare you off?
The thread is about revealing a kinky wish. I already showed you mine, are we discussing yours now??
The difference in your two scenarios is that your then wife was in the car with you, safe, and performing for your pleasure. In the bus, I would not pull the tease (flashing my shaven vagina) and then allow a stranger to touch me. The danger being in allowing contact by a stranger. However, there have been occasions that for whatever reason I have chosen to casually flash a bit of kitty. When called on it I of course played an oscar winner roll of "Who me??".
so we have a star here???? True...safe...kind of...although we fucked in public that day.
Two of my kinky wishes I already added here before....I copied and paste them for you.
Re: If everyone had one kinky wish they could fulfill with out hurtin' anyone what wood it B???Thu, October 25, 2007 - 5:12 AM
I would ask my wife to undress herself in front of a man...ask her to accept him taking orders from me assisting where I want him to assist and doing all that what I am asking her to do. Setting up a situation where it is turning both of us on in a second. Anywhere anyplace...shop, cinema, train, bus, etc.This all means....he would watch her body. She is allowed to interact.
One kinky wish???? I have more...playing and let a "doctor" examine my wife and me watching how he is doing all kind of things with her. Also putting some electrodes and clamps on her niples, vagina lips and clit and penetrating her with an electric speculum.
Seeing her have orgasms out of pure and sheer enjoyment....that is what I want. Her fun is my fun.
Ooooh, Jodie, that sounds yummy. :-)
I like your long, red curly hair. Silky. Pretty.
(whap on yer bottom!) Bad Kitten!
Ooooh, Tom..... *fans self* guy who's "grossly well hung, a heavy cummer, and able to recover quickly".... delicious. So, would your fantasy ever include anal?
I would like to JO and cum on the tit mouse in the pic section with another female or couple watching.
Meow!!! Thanks Linda ;)
Phew, Pamela, THAT was HOT...... wow.... ice cube in lover's mouth on a nipple.... gee, gotta try that someday. YUM!
This is a hell of a wish list!!!! Thank you all for posting!
As long as we are fantazing! To be in a FMF threeway, To be in a MFM threeway, to involve my partner in a MFM threeway.
To have sex with Nicole Kidman! To be able to be naked much more of the time. Oh kinky? Maybe to be dominated by a woman sexually at least once.
I would love to masturbate with a bunch of women and men in a big circle
I enjoyed a goddess riding my cock and having my tongue deep in another. That lead to 7 Big O's that night not counting theirs. =) Dad gave me good genes for spreading seed I guess.
I do like outdoors fun/exhibitionism too.
I brought a GF to a fire lookout at the top of a mountain one sunny afternoon.
Sex at high altitude is breath-taking. =)
After an hour or so a truck full of fire fighters pulled up and we took cover behind a fallen tree.
We were so busted but excited at the same time. =-O
I think of those two , I'd still go with two Goddesses at the same time. Some things I never grow tired of. =)
I want to swap bodies with a female lover for 2 months.
Although, the general ability to swap bodies has great fantasy potential too. Love books and movies that use that device.
I would love to participate in a masturbation party with men and women.
A full week serving my lady, without the need (or ability) to leave the house. Purr.
Didn't have to think about this one. Go down on Nicloe Kidman. Have her lucious little ass in my hands, her long slender thighs around my head. Look up to see her beautiful face framed by her wonderful thighs, her little breasts heaving, her nipples erect and throbbing. Her wonderful cache filling my lungs making intoxicated with lust. Her back arching as she shuddered to a long lasting orgasim with me locked on her fimininity.
Any questions?\
To get as many handjobs as possible from anyone who wanted to give me one.
My s/o wearing a strap-on, a fit well built female red head (freckles and all), and me in the middle.
Use you imagination on the rest. :->
Count me in.......and I want to tie up every hot girl there and rim each one until they are begging for penetration. Now, if there was a way for me to be able to both lick a girl and fuck her at the same time, now that would be heaven. Naturally, since its a fantasy, the place would smell of sex and exotic sandalwood scents, red wine would flow, and in the center of the room would be an enormous hookah filled with lots of combustibles. Oh yeah, I am the King and my orders must be obeyed.
...and now that I've had my way with you all, you can tie me up and do whatever you want until I pass out.
I like this one a lot.
This thread was waaaaay too hot........I'm gonn have to go, uh...........think about everything I've read here.......LOL
Well, Bob, if that makes you a freak, I guess my girlfriend is a freak, too. One of her favorite fantasies when we have phone sex is having Cap'n Jack join us.
Poor Will.
Linda, try one of these if you can in your area. I haven't been able to make it to one yet, but my friends tell me they're great.
I guess I should have included the link. Duh. www.oc-cuddle.com/html/cudd...rules.html And I AM going to one this year sometime, I'll report back.
Well, I think I'm going to get to watch my girl turn some straight girls bi, and I know I would love to turn some lesbians bi. But what I would really like would be to trade bodies with my girl for a night, so I can experience an unlimited number of orgasms, like she gets to.
Hi in love with fire burning would love to be tortured by women.
i'd really like to be double penetrated
I hope that your wish comes true. The trick is finding 2 men who are comfortable with that situation. I've done this once, and you really have to be okay with getting VERY close to the other guy.
O.k., this one would have to be for those who love their toys, like to be exhibitions and though I don't believe this is legal in any states.....
I was, at least for me thinking outside of the box to answer this one.......
Being a live demonstration model for sex toys
Don't know that I'd actually have the nerve to do this, but wouldn't be one hell of a job??!!!
Funny you should mention this. I just saw a posting for a seminar here in Seattle called Clitoral Stimulations.
The description includes the following ... "We will use the following tools to dramatically increase our understanding and appreciation of female genitalia: two gracious biological women models, illustrations from The Feminist Women's Health Centers, text and research from Rebecca Chalker & Deborah Sundahl's books. By the time you leave you will be able to clearly identify all 18 visible and hidden parts of the "Clitoral Complex". We will use Dr. W. Banning Vail's "Personal Pelvic Viewer TM" to actually view the "g-spot" or female prostate gland/urethral sponge inside our two amazing women models. "
Interesting Jeffro, thanks.
Then again, what's wrong with hurting people?
To get fucked by a woman with a strap-on. For some reason, this is about the only thing I haven't been able to make happen yet.
I would love to be used as a fuck toy by a room full of Bi-sexual women with insatiable appetites!!!
Tie a woman to a chair, Mandhandle and spank her breasts then pull and twist her nipples until she cries out in pain. I guess that would "hurt" but only if it was consentual would I do it.
Mine would be to have a vanilla looking relationship (ie house, 2.5 kids ect) with a VERY strong D/s undercurrent. As it stands right now I have a live in boyfriend whom I love dearly but he is not a Dom. However he does let me see my Dom 1-3 times a week. I just wish they were one in the same sometimes.
yes but hurt and harm are two very different things ;-)
I'm not so sure about that.
Hurt and harm are both in the eyes of the beholder and are highly subjective judgments. It's not my job nor is it my business to decide which is which for anyone other than myself.
true enough, IMO they are different
From what I have found in most bdsm communities they are also different.
To hurt is to cause pain, consensually
To harm is to damage or break someone or something non-consensually (in lesser cases accidentally during a consensual act)
These are how I have come to understand hurt and harm over the years and I can only speak on my experience.
i understand what you mean about this... i'm glad that youv'e been able to get to a situation of having a dom aside from your boyfriend.
yeah, I am glad too. Our relationship would be very strained if he didn't understand me sexually. I am just glad and lucky he does not see my Dom as a threat but rather just something I need in my life to be happy and healthy.
Trust me it is painful and very unhealthy when you try to deny who you are and what you truly want.
That sounds more like the definition from the Wiccan rede than a typical bdsm definition. I've never liked that rede precisely because it isn't consensual but instead places the judgment for what's acceptable into the wrong person's hands.
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
I'd want David Rolins to run his hands across my ass in a very passionate way!
To finally have a threesome where its 2 girls for once, instead of 2 guys one girl, which is all I've had. I'd be going down on one, and the other would be pegging me with a strap-on, and it would be outside under the sun, lots of aromatic oils....etc. :-)
Our fantasy is actually what lead us here. we are looking for a submissive bi mature woman to play with and be friends with in real time.
I would like a woman I love to take me with a strap-on and make me her personal slut.
O, with lots of name calling!
4-5 smart, gorgeous, body-rocking bi-women to move in with me ......
Anything zoo!
Two women and me ... with a strap on and every hole and combination tried ... lived it out and it was wonderful ... too bad it could not go on for days.
*nods head* Agreed
I'd love to be in the body of a sexy and sexually adventurous woman for a couple of days to experience her pleasure. I'd like to feel her nipples sucked, her neck nibbled, her bellybutton licked, her cunt licked and fucked, her asshole licked by both men and women. I'd like to walk naked and proud someplace safe like Harbin and know what it is like to be desired as a female. And of course, I'd like to masturbate as a woman too!
just the right height. *)
a couple of mine are similar to ones posted
being used up completely at the whim of someone who could completely overpower me, with or "without" consent
living in a relationship that appears normal but with VERY deep D/s
then there's the m,m,m,f thing
strapped on and ready...
I would like to be the last fuck a man has before he dies.
That's Hot
I would want a Male Master have this male slave spend all the time at His home in leg irons / collar / cuffs always shackled and naked, 24/7/365. A close runner-up would be to be pissed on by multiple men while being caged.
i haven't had sex in two years so yeah, there's that....
My kinkiest, unfulfilled wish would be a gangbang with a double penetration and mouth fucking.
To be completely used up, and annihilated. just the idea of that alone can completely get me off. :-p
One of my rare toppy fantasies is to imagine using a strap-on on a man. That might also be fun.
Hey Lilly - I'd love to be part of both your fantasies...
well that's nice of you, Timber wolf =p
Hey Chelsea. I wonder if there's a "make a wish foundation" for adults? You could contribute an invaluable service to some poor man.
Hey Lily. Ever consider that the reality wouldn't live up to expectations, thus killing a perfectly good fantasy? This is kind of a tough one to safely arrange anyway.
My expectations of it aren't very high, really. I imagine that it would be full of fumbling, some less-than-desirable sensations (but then again, I'm a masochist, so that wouldn't be so bad), the list goes on.
I have, however, read plenty of bad stories about it not working out because the men involved were less than thrilled to be there, so...
it is possible that it could be a huge let-down.
At the moment, for me, the danger is one of the major draws of it. Don't get me wrong, I would insist on safety were it to ever actually happen -- My ideal scenario would involve one man who I trust (in case things got out of hand), and people he found that I may or may not know.
location would be on top of a mountain, muddy, rocky lots of grass and it should be raining HARD. that would make me so wild.
Oh my, that would be marvellous
Thanks for sharing, marianne!
welcome lilly, to the quest of kink** cheers!=0
Lilly, your profile doesn't mention a location, but if you're ever in Southern California, I could help you with your fantasy in a very safe setting, with plenty of energetic, enthusiastic men. Many times a fantasy that comes true is kind of a let down, but I'm sure that even if it did turn out to be a little less than you imagine, it would still be great, no?
thanks! :-D
I have been thinking about taking a trip there, wanting to do some exploring when the weather gets a bit nicer, so I might just wind up in your area. :-) Thanks for the invite
I"m pretty sure that it would still be great, even if it doesn't turn out perfectly -- It will be something accomplished. :-)
Lilly, I do definitely hope you make it out this way! Lester and I are only a couple hours apart....
This is both a fantasy and a recurring dream of mine. Sir takes me, naked, bound and blindfolded, into a catholic church early, before Sunday mass, binds me to a cross and Whips me mercilessly and then leaves me there to greet the congregation.
i cannot imagine that the site of my bloody body or my Erection would hurt anyone, but i am just a boy after all.
Mine would be to have my guy have a permanent hard-on!!!!
It is said that a very wise man was walking on the beach, when he came upon a lantern. It was rather dingy, so he rubbed it a bit with his shirt to see if it would shine. Suddenly, a genie appeared from the lantern, and offered to grant one wish to the wise man. The wise man thought a bit, and said, "Genie, I would like to have a prehensile penis. With that, I can get everything else I might ever want." How would you like that, Leather?
i wish to live out at least 1 of my fanticys be fore i die. i,m 77 years old, but i,m not dead. i would love to role play with an over sexed man or women. you play my mommie or daddy, i,ll play your little 14 year old boy. you undress me give me a bath, then take me to bed and give me a tougnge bath, a blow job, and finger fuck.
wow i think this is a great idea. i,m a retired senior and i would love to meet a lot of over sexed senior near me. we could have week end orgys at my house. 6 people maximum. we can eat, watch movies, and all sleep together. all most be close to my age and not fat. around 60 to 80 years old.5ft. 10in or shorter. 100 lbs. to 120 lbs. bisexual a plus. sam
I would go back in time and have sex with myself when I was young and innocent. Teach my young self to kiss, suck, fuck, and eat my hot little ass. Having a twin brother around for sex would be a hot pervy wish as well. If I could get three wishes I would be a voyeur to people's hot devious secret sex acts
to be the party favor at a gangbang and be left full of cum and covered in cum and piss as well
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Cork Bits: ideas for your Napa Valley weekend
Today is a special day here at The Cork Board world headquarters–four years ago today we tied the knot in front of a big group of friends and family. It seems like just yesterday and a long time ago at the same time (if that's even possible). To celebrate, we'll be headed to the beautiful Sonoma Coast this weekend for a bit of a getaway.
For those of you who may be in or around the Napa Valley this weekend, here are a couple events we recommend looking in to.
Saturday, October 11th
- One of our favorite Napa Valley wineries, Paraduxx, will host its 2008 Open House from 3pm – 6pm. Attendees will enjoy pre-release tasting and sales of the Paraduxx and Postmark wines (we're particularly fond of the Postmark wines) and the unveiling of the 2006 vintage. There will also be hands-on blending seminars and cuisine from local restaurants. Cost is $55 per person. Call 888-354-8885 for more information.
- The 17th Annual AIDS Walk Napa Valley takes place at 10am (registration begins at 8:30am) to raise funds to support Queen of the Valley Medical Center's Care Network. Call 707-257-3863 for all the details.
Sunday, October 12th
- Andretti Winery will be doing a food and wine tasting featuring an afternoon of delectable hors d'oeuvres from local caterers, paired with sensational Andretti wines. There's no charge for admission and the event takes place from 1pm – 4pm at 4162 Big Ranch Rd. in Napa. Call 877-386-5070 x225 for more information.
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At below freezing, having the right gear is not an option.
Fishing is as bipolar as an electromagnet, which is oddly why it's so appealing to so many. It was the preferred method of meditation for Hemingway and Thoreau, and still is for countless world-weary souls. It is silent, subdued, tranquil.
Except when it's not.
Pro fishing tournaments are filled with NASCAR-sized personalities, landing a fish elicits raucous celebration, and fishing trips are often just elaborate schemes to see how much of the mobile mancave can run on a gasoline generator. It is bright, loud, and crass—which also makes it a lot of fun.
Fishing has a manic-depressive versatility that makes it universally enjoyable, and nowhere is this more apparent than with ice fishing. Winter fishing itself is relatively simple—use tip-ups if you want to focus on something other than the fish; work the rod manually if you want the jig effect—but beyond baits and tactics, the fact that your gear isn't restricted to what you can fit on a boat allows for limitless potential to tailor your trip.
Whether you crave the Bear Grylls Man vs. Wild experience of solitude with a touch of hypothermia, or prefer to bring the comforts of home (including kerosene heat and your new Xbox One) along with you, winter fishing is prepared to give you exactly what you want.
If you need some extra incentive, here are a few tips for new recruits. Regular skiing attire and winter boots should be enough clothing when visiting any of Utah's ice fisheries, but check with local authorities to be sure. Ice should be clear and at least four-inches thick before venturing out on it and a minimum of 12- to 15-inches of ice is required to take a truck out to a fishing hole. If you don't have gear of your own, you can rent equipment from utahicefishing.com or even hire a guide through the site as well.
Here are some of the top locations for ice fishing in Utah, leaving you little excuse not to get out the door and onto the ice. Have fun!
Mark and Michele bond over their icy catch. Photo provided by utahicefishing.com.
Strawberry Reservoir
While other fisheries suffer a number of seasonal ebbs and flows, the superb fishing at Strawberry is as constant and universal as gravity. Located east of Provo in central Utah, Strawberry can support ice fishing from late December through February. The ice freezes unevenly, so anglers need to exercise caution early in the season. Anglers should fish in shallow areas over weed beds during the first few weeks, but move further out into deeper areas as the season progresses. By midseason the ice is typically thick enough to support heavy-duty ice shanties and snowmobiles.
Expect to find rainbows, cutthroats and even the occasional kokanee salmon at Strawberry as well as various non-game fish. The cutthroat trout were introduced to quash less-savory populations, so anglers are not permitted to keep any trout of that species between 15- and 22-inches long. The overall trout limit is four fish. Colored jigs (feathered or plastic) and lures tipped with minnows or night crawlers do well here in the winter months.
Scofield Reservoir
Scofield is the watery home to several monster fish, including some of the most predacious in the state. Tiger trout and cutthroats patrol the reservoir like aging trophy wives at a pool boy convention—ready to pounce on everything from ordinary jigs and lures to ice flies tipped with bait.
Scofield is roughly 100 miles from Salt Lake City, just southeast of Soldier Summit off Highway 6, and freezes earlier than all the other major reservoirs. The ice is typically solid underfoot from Thanksgiving into March, and the trout limit is eight fish with an accompanying slot limit—no tigers nor cutthroats between 15- and 22-inches.
Hyrum Reservoir
A small reservoir found in Cache Valley near Logan, Hyrum doesn't have the "Blue Ribbon" status of bigger fisheries like Strawberry and Scofield. What it lacks in official accolades, though, it makes up in convenience and all-around fun. The reservoir is so close to town, it's as much a city park as state, and it's one of the best places for winter perch fishing in Utah.
Ice flies tipped with meal worms, or jigs and spoons, or power bait, or cheese, or salmon eggs, or wax worms, or moldy leftovers, or pretty much anything you dip into the water will attract the menagerie of fish species that call Hyrum home. The indiscriminate fisherman can hunt perch, bass, bluegill, salmon or trout at all depths of the 300-acre reservoir with the assurance that at least one species will find the setup interesting enough to strike.
Flaming Gorge
In 2006, park officials discovered burbot on the Utah side of Flaming Gorge. Since then, it's been open season on the cod-like fish, and it's actually illegal to put this invasive species back in the water if you hook one. One state's environmental hazard is another's recreation though, which explains events like the Burbot Bash: a 3-day fishing frenzy where teams of four compete for up to $20,000 in cash and prizes while trying to decimate the teeming burbot population.
How does this make Flaming Gorge one of the premier ice fishing arenas? Because in the winter months, burbot feed like Kobayashi at a hot dog-eating contest. Slap some sucker meat on a glow jig and you'll be pulling up burbot every other minute. Flaming Gorge is located on the east end of the state near the border of Wyoming and Colorado and is also Utah's best kokanee salmon water. The ice fishing is limited on the Utah side of the lake, but very popular from mid December into March on the Wyoming end.
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What the hell was he doing? Haha. Nice find. I've never really watched a Bucks game. That was hillarious! Did he rather high five some invisible friends of his cos his teammates didn't want to? Or was he practicing his defense? That looked weird. That could unseat Horford for dumbest gesture. LOL!
That is not a gesture. The guy is a poor free throw shooter and he wants to stay in his routine after a flagrant foul and usually there are people giving him high fives. I agree that it looks stupid, though.
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(1) As provided in ORS 285C.065 (Application for designation as enterprise zone) and 285C.075 (Review of application by department), the Director of the Oregon Business Development Department may approve the designation of:
(a) Up to 20 areas as rural enterprise zones; and
(b) Up to 15 areas as urban or rural enterprise zones.
(2) Areas designated as enterprise zones under this section are in addition to the 30 areas designated or redesignated as enterprise zones by order of the Governor under ORS 284.160 (1987 Replacement Part) before October 3, 1989, areas redesignated under ORS 285C.250 (Designation of new zone following zone termination), areas designated under ORS 285C.085 (Federal enterprise zones) and areas designated under ORS 285C.306 (Reservation enterprise zones and reservation partnership zones). [Formerly 285B.653; 2005 c.704 §§2,2a; 2012 c.71 §1]


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Let's get this out of the way: The track listing for Beyonce's fifth album, ostensibly titled Mrs. Carter, that's been going around social media this week is fake. Like "actual music sources telling Idolator it's fake" fake. But still, it's worth wondering what might have been, had this tracklist been a creation of the real world instead of the frenzied fever dreams of one creative Bey Hive member. Let's take a look:
01. Ratchet (ft. Lady Gaga & Azealia Banks)
02. Back 2 Business (ft. Jay-Z)
03. Roller Coaster (ft. Justin Timberlake)
04. Visions (ft. Sia)
05. Dance (I'm Soon Over) (ft. Rihanna)
06. More Than Sex (ft. Ne-Yo)
07. Better Than Ever Before (ft. Solange Knowles)
08. Runway
09. Sensations
10. 12 Roses
11. It's All Over
One easy way to tell this is fake without talking to any industry sources: there are way too many featured artists. Beyonce has only shared the spotlight nine times on her first four albums; suddenly on her fifth she's got seven collaborations?
But! Imagine for a second that this is not fake. Imagine that Beyonce really has recorded an album called Mrs. Carter and that it really does contain seven collaborations with the leading lights of the pop world, as well as four appealingly titled solo tracks? What would such an album sound like? Join us, and we'll tell you!
"Ratchet (ft. Lady Gaga and Azealia Banks)": Second single. A star-studded attempt at trend-hopping that won't quite live up to the hype, but the title and the Azealia Banks verse will give it a long tail as a "Hey, remember 2013?" reference for whatever the 2020s version of Buzzfeed will be.
"Back 2 Business (ft. Jay-Z)": Another classic Jay-and-Bey duet that becomes a hallmark their inevitable "Blue's old enough to spend the summer with her grandparents" tour. Beyonce brings it so hard that people don't care about Jay sleeping through his verse. Promo single only.
"Roller Coaster (ft. Justin Timberlake)": Making up for "The End of Time," "Roller Coaster" is a crazed retro jam that sounds like all the best parts of "Countdown," "Love on Top" and "Mirrors." Its weirdness means it's held back until B needs a fifth single. Not a smash hit, but unexpectedly successful.
"Visions (ft. Sia)": Beyonce tries to go dark on this ballad and ends up sounding like Florence and the Machine covering "Diamonds." Third single.
"Dance (I'm Soon Over) (ft. Rihanna)": First single. An ecstatic EDM track that somehow manages to give the genre some hips. Minor disagreements during the video shoot get blown up in the tabloids. When Bey and Rih perform together at an awards show, their post-song embrace is treated as proof the feud rumors were overblown.
"More Than Sex (ft. Ne-Yo)": A languid R&B slinker about the pleasures of commitment. Critics love it.
"Better Than Ever Before (ft. Solange)": The source of endless "Beyonce goes Brooklyn!" blog posts, which obscure the fact that the song brings Solange into Bey's orbit more than vice versa. For the next few years, Solange's live shows are filled with whispers: "What if she does 'Better Than Ever Before' and brings Beyonce out?" This dream comes true at Coachella.
"Runway": A female empowerment barnstormer that sounds like Beyonce remixed "Liftoff" to take out Jay and Kanye. Fourth single, and the most frequently licensed song on the album.
"Sensations": The album's sex jam, with breathy vocals that critics compare favorably to Donna Summer's. Sixth single.
"12 Roses": A tender Valentine's Day anthem. Its lyrics about romantic subservience are eventually block-quoted in the Tiger Beatdown post "Is Beyonce a Feminist?"
"It's All Over": A mournful breakup song, and one of the album's few misfires. Regret and confusion are not part of the Beyonce brand.
We're not experts, but we would definitely love an album like that. Would you?


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Sarasota & Manatee Counties, SW FL: - While the news media focuses on the deplorable conditions, possible fraud charges, and questionable motives of a "sanctuary" recently raided, area animal rescue organizations need your help to save and comfort the almost 300 animal victims of this sad situation.
One of these organizations, Cat Depot, has accepted 34 of the cats confiscated from the property; the sudden influx of felines is putting a strain on the Depot's resources (both physical and financial). While their intensive care unit is doing a fabulous job of seeing to the needs of these neglected babies, they need your support. How can you help? IN many ways, from hands-on efforts to check writing to ANYTHING you are in a position to do, all efforts are appreciated. Here are some suggestions, choose whatever works for you, but please, DO SOMETHING:
- Volunteers who are in good physical condition, over the age of 18, willing and able to commit to help for more than one day. The three shifts for volunteers to assist with feeding and cleaning are: 8 a.m. – 10 a.m.; 4 p.m. – 6 p.m. weekdays; 3 p.m. – 5 p.m.weekENDS.
- If you want to help defray the immense cost involved with saving these animals, you can send a check to Cat Depot, 2542 – 17th St., Sarasota, FL 34234 or just go to the big DONATE button on the Depot's web site. where you can also check out their top six most specific needs list (NOTE: Cat Depot is a non-profit 501 (c) 3 no-kill free-roaming facility.)
- If you've been waiting 'til after the holiday hubbub to adopt a new furrever friend, now is the time! While the confiscated cats cannot be released until after all the legalities are settled and they are healed and ready for re-homing, if you adopt one of the cats that was already at Cat Depot awaiting a new home, that helps in that there is one less little fur-baby to care for and one less little mouth to feed.
Whatever you do, your assistance will be greatly appreciated by these needy animals and the people struggling to save them. Thank you!


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In a March 7, 2014 blog post, historian Roger Launius teased the upcoming release of a study he conducted of historical analogies of how public/private partnerships encourage commercial development and how they might relate to space commercialization, especially of the moon. The past instances he studied are:
"(1) the development of the transcontinental railroad supported by a unique land grant approach to subsidy, (2) support for the airline industry through legislation, appropriate regulation, and subsidies to grow a robust air transport capability, (3) the regulatory regime put into place with the rise of the telephone industry and the creation of government-sponsored monopoly that eventually had to be broken up, (4) government sponsorship of Antarctic scientific stations that evolved into a public/private partnership over time, (5) the fostering of a range of public works projects and their success or failure over time, and (6) the establishment of scenic and cultural conservation zones in the United States and how to balance economic development with preservation."
The idea of a public/private partnership that would lead to the commercial development of the moon was covered in this writer's recent USA Today piece. Launius suggests that history provides a model for such an undertaking. He mentions the Tennessee Valley Authority and Comsat as possible models for a Lunar Development Company.
"In the context of lunar development might an organization similar to the TVA be capable of commercially developing the Moon? Questions abound:
- Should it begin with the establishment of a lunar development commission/corporation?
- Would a commission/corporation start by building and managing lunar infrastructure for NASA?
- Would this be followed by an effort to spur economic development?"
While Launius suggests that tourism may be the economic spur for commercial lunar development, another possibility is lunar mining and the refining of rocket fuel for spacecraft headed toward destinations such as Mars. The bottom line, though, is that the idea of a public/private drive to the moon, in which NASA partners with commercial companies, has considerable precedence in American history with some record of success.


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Hartford Books Examiner will be moderating authors Elizabeth Little (Dear Daughter) and Wendy Corsi Staub (The Perfect Stranger) in conversation at R.J. Julia Booksellers on Wednesday, August 6th, at 7 PM. This event is free and open to the public. Reservations can be made online or by calling the store at 203-245-3959. R.J. Julia is located at 768 Boston Post Road in Madison, CT.
Today, Hartford Books Examiner welcomes Elizabeth Little.
Ms. Little is the author of Dear Daughter (Viking Adult, $26.95). Prior to making her fiction debut, she wrote the non-fiction titles Biting the Wax Tadpole and Trip of the Tongue. Her work has appeared in the New York Times and the Wall Street Journal, among other publications. Ms. Little is a graduate of Harvard University. She makes her home in Los Angeles.
Dear Daughter was released last week, and has been met with enthusiastic acclaim. Publishers Weekly called the book "an assured fiction debut" while Kirkus praised, "Agatha Christie meets Kim Kardashian in this sharp-edged, tart-tongued, escapist thriller." Further, internationally bestselling author Tana French noted, "Dear Daughter has three of my favorite things in a book: a smart, damaged, unstoppable narrator with a slicing sense of humor; needle-sharp writing that brings characters and atmosphere leaping off the page; and a vivid, original plot full of satisfying twists. This is an all-nighter, and the best debut mystery I've read in a long time."
From the publisher:
A sensational debut thriller featuring an unforgettable heroine who just might have murdered her mother
Former "It Girl" Janie Jenkins is sly, stunning, and fresh out of prison. Ten years ago, at the height of her fame, she was incarcerated for the murder of her mother, a high-society beauty known for her good works and rich husbands. Now, released on a technicality, Janie makes herself over and goes undercover, determined to chase down the one lead she has on her mother's killer. The only problem? Janie doesn't know if she's the killer she's looking for.
Janie makes her way to an isolated South Dakota town whose mysteries rival her own. Enlisting the help of some new friends (and the town's wary police chief), Janie follows a series of clues—an old photograph, an abandoned house, a forgotten diary—and begins to piece together her mother's seemingly improbable connection to the town. When new evidence from Janie's own past surfaces, she's forced to consider the possibility that she and her mother were more alike than either of them would ever have imagined.
As she digs tantalizingly deeper, and as suspicious locals begin to see through her increasingly fragile facade, Janie discovers that even the sleepiest towns hide sinister secrets—and will stop at nothing to guard them. On the run from the press, the police, and maybe even a murderer, Janie must choose between the anonymity she craves and the truth she so desperately needs.
A gripping, electrifying debut novel with an ingenious and like-it-or-not sexy protagonist, Dear Daughter follows every twist and turn as Janie unravels the mystery of what happened the night her mother died—whatever the cost.
Now, Elizabeth Little unravels a few mysteries for readers …
1) What inspired you to write DEAR DAUGHTER – and how do you feel that your book is unique (or fresh) to its genre?
Dear Daughter flared to life when I received the CNN breaking news alert reporting that Amanda Knox's conviction had been overturned. I'd been kicking around a completely different novel idea, but I hadn't been able to get much traction on it (because, as I now realize, it was a terrible idea). As soon as I saw the CNN alert, though, I knew what I wanted to write next: a mystery starring a young, beautiful girl ... who also happened to be a notorious convicted murderer.
I certainly don't consider Dear Daughter to be pushing the boundaries of the mystery genre. On the contrary, it is in many ways something of a love letter to two of my favorite mystery subgenres: noir and old-school Poirot-style whodunits—and I think fans of those kinds of books will find much to enjoy here. What sets the book apart, on the other hand, is without question its narrator. Janie Jenkins has a voice that is absolutely all her own. And because even Janie herself isn't sure if she's the villain in this story, Dear Daughter is quite literally a journey of self-discovery, which gave me the opportunity to place a great deal of focus on her singular psychology. She herself is as much a mystery as her mother's murder is.
2) Your narrator, Janie Jenkins, is unreliable in the sense that she can't recall the circumstances of her mother's death. How does this device enhance the overall narrative – and what of the mother/daughter relationship dynamics lend themselves particularly well to a murder mystery?
I think Janie is unreliable full stop! This isn't a stream-of-consciousness story—Janie's very much telling her side of the story, and she knows it. Plus, she's totally damaged goods, so there are defense mechanisms and coping strategies at work every step of the way. Some people mask their pain with jokes and exclamation points; Jane masks hers with insults and swears and evasions.
That a mother/daughter relationship is at the heart of the story adds another level of unreliability, and one that readers can easily identify (and identify with). I mean, is the truth of any relationship more subjectively questionable than the one between mothers and daughters—particularly during the daughter's adolescence? Even though at the time of the book Janie is in her mid-twenties, her perspective is—at first, anyway—still very much that of a teenager. "Parents just don't understand! And also they are uniformly one-dimensionally awful!" A reader, however, has the emotional distance to recognize that maaaaaybe there's more going on here.
There is perhaps an argument to be made that the unreliable narrator is an overused trope—or a cheap one—but in this case, I think it is a psychologically honest portrayal that results in an emotionally compelling and high-stakes investigation. Janie may be unreliable, but she harbors genuine doubts about her role in her mother's death. She's not a Roger Ackroyd—her narration isn't a trick. She truly doesn't remember what happened. As a result, she has the strongest possible motivation to uncover the truth about her mother's murder: She's trying to discover who she really is.
From an authorial perspective this kind of narration really allowed me to foreground the suspense and sense of urgency, which I find is generally more difficult with past- than with present-tense storytelling. Hopefully, as readers make their way through the story, they will be infected with a similar sense of urgency—one that keeps them flying through the pages.
3) Your incorporate various communication techniques (diary entries, email, text, etc.). What is the benefit of doing so – and how does this challenge a writer stylistically?
I didn't consciously set out to use such a wide range of texts, but because my inspiration came in the form of a CNN breaking news alert, it seemed natural that I write my own alert to start Jane's story. Once that door had been opened, I realized I could use these reports and blog entries and screenplays for all sorts of useful things: as timestamps or as exposition, for instance. I also found them incredibly effective for pacing purposes. Sometimes these interstitials give the reader a chance to catch her breath; sometimes they force the reader to hold her breath.
But for me their most essential service is to provide a third-party perspective to help contextualize and expose the falsehoods or misconceptions in Janie's narration. It's sort of a matter of relativity, I suppose: The interstitials help you figure out if you're moving forward or the earth is moving backward. I didn't want the reader to be too adrift in Janie's relentless subjectivity.
Certain sections were definitely more stylistically tricky than others, although I think that's a matter of personal inclination—the melodrama of a TMZ post, for example, was much easier for me to capture than the journalistic concision of a CNN alert. (I'm not sure I want to know what that says about me.) And because this novel required that I immerse myself so deeply in Janie's particular voice, I often had trouble shaking that loose enough to write from someone else's perspective. But these challenges were absolutely offset by just how fun these sections were. I mean, I got to write a cheesy Coldplay-style pop ballad. What a treat!
4) Please tell us about the influence of pop culture and society's obsession with celebrity scandals on the plot. Also, how do you endeavor to make social commentary that is both entertaining and thought-provoking?
I always said that we'd be much better off learning economic theory from a comic book, and that's definitely a philosophy at work in Dear Daughter. The book is absolutely meant to pick at the ways in which celebrity culture affects female identity, self-worth, and sexuality—Jane's worldview is a product of her environment, after all, and everything she says and does, both consciously and unconsciously, is a reflection of that. I'm not sure I'd say that this institutionalized objectification of women drives the plot, but it absolutely drives the characters: None of the women in Dear Daughter is immune from its influence. And anyone can pretty easily read between the lines and figure out that I'm not exactly pleased about this on a personal level.
That said, if there are parables to be found in Dear Daughter I've bundled them up with so much suspense and romance and comedy—so many jokes!—that you can easily glance right past them, because first and foremost I want to entertain and engage. But if some readers come away from Dear Daughter and are a little bit more angry about the influence of celebrity culture than they were when they started, I certainly won't be complaining.
5) How did you find the process of writing fiction to compare to that of non-fiction – and do you feel that the disciplines influence one another?
For me, it's an absolute joy to write fiction. The freedom is just exhilarating. I'm no less interested in mining the mysteries of human behavior than I was when writing nonfiction, but now I'm not hamstrung by the limits of scholarly research. It's like I don't have to work in a lab anymore—now I can just look up at the clouds and go wherever my thoughts take me. Additionally, I no longer have to worry about my depth or breadth or lack of expertise in any given subject, because no one is more of an expert on my stories than I am. This has allowed me to engage so much more deeply on a personal level with the questions that interest me than nonfiction ever did.
But my nonfiction experience certainly came in handy while I was writing Dear Daughter—and I expect that if I were to turn to nonfiction in the future I would find my work much changed by what I have learned from writing fiction. Certainly both disciplines require that the author think carefully about pace and structure and logic, whether intellectual or emotional. Readers need to trust the author enough to allow themselves to be convinced of something, be it a scientific conclusion or that a character would respond in a certain way under certain circumstances. No matter what the genre, every author is ultimately making an argument: that they're worth reading.
6) Leave us with a little teaser: What comes next?
Next up is my second mystery with another (hopefully) memorable heroine. The working title is Do As I Say, and my narrator is a former shrink-to-the-stars whose patients keep killing themselves—and it's up to her to figure out what's really going on....
With thanks to Elizabeth Little for her generosity of time and thought and to Angie Messina of Viking/Penguin Publicity for facilitating this interview.


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The new Office doesn't ship?
Like who cares?
Ok; that was a sneer (troll?). Sorry, but I can't come to conclude that MS is doing its utmost best to make their new products as inaccessible as they can.
Take the new Office.. If I want to start a new Word document I fire up Word. Sounds logical enough; but the new Word doesn't put me in a new (empty) Word document. Nooooo.... It gets me into the "open new & recent" section from which I can select a previous document or select a template on which to base my document on. Of course without any option to skip this crap and move into the empty section I want. Nope; I need to press escape first.
Talk about fail.. I mean honestly; why not give us users a choice. You know; allowing a wide range of end users to use your products the way WE want ?
I can understand how Microsoft finally discovered the start screen, many other vendors (NetBeans being my example) have done so too though YEARS before them. However; those vendors also (very) quickly discovered that adding an option to disable or bypass that start screen was a very smart decision too.
And here we are now: Microsoft reinventing he wheel without paying attention to any prior cause. As usual. While ending up making things much harder on the end user. As usual again it seems.


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