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06.28.2016 | 22 Sivan, 5776
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UN's Ban calls for end to Gaza blockade
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Culture and Sport Minister Miri Regev is on the war path
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Health & Science
05/24/2014 22:25
Prof. Steven N. Blair.
(photo credit:Courtesy)
One of the leading exercise scientists in the world is 1.67 meters tall and weighs 93 kilos, but while that qualifies him as having a body-mass index of 34.1 and being obese, he says his body is quite able to function efficiently and effectively in work and leisure activities.Prof. Steven N. Blair of the departments of exercise science and epidemiology and biostatistics at the Arnold School of Public Health at the University of South Carolina explains: "I often tell people that I was short, fat and bald when I started running, but that after running nearly every day for more than 30 years and covering about 70,000 miles...I am still short, fat, and bald. But I suspect I'm in much better shape than I'd be if I didn't run." He ran his first marathon in 1969."The more you weigh, the more energy you have to expend to move your body. There is an association between weight and fitness, but it is far from a clear correlation," he insists. "The heavier you are, the more energy it takes to move your body. There are big people with a high body-mass index, but they can be quite fit and healthy. You can't tell just by looking. About half of the people with a BMI of 30 or more [recognized as obese] are fit by our standards."
Blair, who at the age of 70 just made his premier visit to Israel, says that while it's better to be of normal weight than obese or overweight, he knows many thin people who aren't fit at all, who suffer from (or are likely in the future to have) chronic diseases and have a reduced life expectancy.Now he mostly walks. "I am a professor and unfortunately, my job is sedentary," he says in an interview with The Jerusalem Post during his visit, during which he gave lectures on his research to the 300 physicians who attended the third Exercise is Medicine conference in Kfar Ha'maccabiah as well as at the Israel Physical Therapy Association's annual meeting.
His best advice to couch potatoes is to get up and run, jog or at least walk. "The best exercise is the one that you enjoy doing. I've done treadmills, but I prefer to be outside and get some exercise. It doesn't always bring down weight a lot. But if we all were as physically active when I was a kid, there wouldn't be such an obesity epidemic. If you want to keep weight off, exercise if the best treatment."Don't smoke, he urges, and eat nutritious food, such as vegetables, whole grains, fruits and fish. While people who kick the tobacco habit tend to gain some weight (but don't necessarily have to), research has shown that they are better off than if they were slim and their lungs full of poison."Blair, a former president of the American College of Sports Medicine, is also a fellow in the American College of Epidemiology, Society for Behavioral Medicine, American Heart Association and the American Kinesiology Academy. He has been researching the health benefits of physical activity for many years, first at the Cooper Institute in Dallas and currently at his university in Columbia, South Carolina."I have given lectures in most US states and in 50 countries around the world, including Kuwait in the Persian Gulf; nobody invited me here before," he says, explaining why it's his first visit to Israel. He was invited to his first tour by Prof. Naama Constantini, director of sport medicine center at the Hadassah University Medical Center in Jerusalem's Ein Kerem, a center that promotes exercise as the number-one "drug" physicians should be giving to their patients.Besides being pudgy among svelte exercise researchers, Blair also has an rather unusual background. "I was born on a farm in Kansas," he says, sounding like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz. "I come from a poor family and was the first in my extended family to go to college."He is the oldest of four siblings – one brother is a well-known cancer epidemiologist, but his other brother and his sister didn't get a higher education."I was interested in sports as a kid, played football in high school and at Kansas Wesleyan University. "I thought I would be a coach in some small college. My college coach was going to Indiana University, so after college, I went there as well for my master's degree in physical education and then on for my doctorate.In 1966, I went to the University of South Carolina to establish an exercise physiology lab. He was also a post-doctoral scholar in preventive cardiology Stanford University in California.TAKING A look at Israeli bellies while touring Jerusalem and other cities, Blair saw that "as a population, they certainly look thinner than Americans." In fact, there are too many obese – and anorexic – people in this country. Their diets, which on average include less fatty meat, more vegetables and fruits, more whole grains, low-fat dairy products, olive oil, fish and chicken – are certainly better than those of average Americans, he said. But the main question is whether Israelis of all ages exercise – whether children, like their counterparts in the US – spend most of their time playing with their tablets and smartphones or watching TV.Contrary to the common view that residents of the US eat much more today that decades ago, Blair says, "here is no evidence that Americans are eating any more calories a day than 30 years ago. According to real data, there was a huge increase in sugar intake there in the 1930s and 1940s, but it has flattened out since then, while obesity levels have tripled. I don't believe that all the sugary drinks, which are not good for you, are to blame. The sedentary life is."Although the Kennedy administration is usually given credit for promoting fitness in the early 1960s, Blaire notes that Dwight D. Eisenhower launched the Presidential Council on Physical Fitness. First Lady Michelle Obama is active in a campaign called Let's Move, "but I don't see a lot of federal initiatives putting funding into exercise programs around the country."Obesity rates in US children have leveled off a bit, continues Blair. Smoking rates have gone down sharply over the past 30 years. Diets are fairly constant. What has changed is the reduction of physical activity in occupations."Over the last half century, the average American man has expended 140 fewer calories and women 120 fewer calories daily on the job," says the exercise medicine specialist."Housekeeping requires much less exertion. Cooking and cleaning takes a lot less physical effort. Lifestyles are changing and not for the better. It is said that this is first is the first generation of American kids who will live shorter lives than their parents."BLAIR AND colleagues "try to persuade people to change their lifestyles. We do randomized experiments. The bottom line is that if you give us sedentary adults who are unfit but say they are willing to work with us and actually cooperate, in two years, a quarter to a third of them will meet fitness guidelines."Being unfit is the best predictor of getting chronic disease and dying prematurely."There is a lot of junk science. Even this week will be articles published in leading journals on obesity – and physical activity won't even be mentioned in article. That is junk science."Asked what "fitness" is, Blair explains that it has different components. The primary one is cardiorespiratory fitness – also known as aerobic fitness." The heart is able to pump oxygen-rich blood through the body. This can be measured by testing the patient on a treadmill or stationary bike. Also important in fitness is an assessment of muscular strength and endurance – this is non-aerobic.The third part is balance; this is especially important in older people. At 70, my balance is declining. You're not as surefooted as you once were. There is a greater risk of falling and hip fractures. Joint flexibility is another type of fitness, but we don't have much research on it. I have followed up tens of thousands of people over time to determine who survives and who doesn't."There are many places where one could go for a fitness test. They usually measure mostly cardiorespiratory fitness, and they are not very expensive. One could even go a self assessment by going into Google to look for the Rockport Walking Test, which has been validated and used for 20 years. All you do is walk a mile and measure your heart rate at the end and note how long it takes you, says Blair.Asked how much exercise the average person should get, he advises 30 minutes of moderate-intensity exercise on five or more days of the week is really the minimum; this amount of exertion can reduce one's mortality risk by half. "Moderate intensity is a relative term – depending on how old you are. "A brisk walk may be moderate intensity for you, whereas jogging is moderate intensity for your friend."If you do even more than half an hour – maybe an hour of brisk walking or 45 minutes of jogging – you get another 10% to 15% reduction in mortality risk. But if you can't keep it up for 30 minutes at a time, Blair says one can get benefits even by dividing up the half hour into three different segments.He gives patients digital step counters and pedometers. "I am a fan of objective measures to assess changes in fitness. There are a lot of good devices now. I usually don't trust patients' self reporting of what they do, because they are often ashamed to say how much exercise they've really done and what they've eaten. There still is a place for self reporting in research, but if you really want to know what they are doing, you need objective monitors, says Blair.Smartphones can be used to measure activity in real time. "There are apps for encouraging activity. I have received a $6 million grant to set up technological apps to encourage exercise, a better diet and giving up smoking."Although Israel Defense Forces studies of fitness and lifestyles are famous for their long-term results from before the time young people go into military service through reserves duty, Blair notes that he has never studied the military in the US. "I have a lot to learn."
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This page contains F1 2012 Unlockables for Xbox 360 called "Achievements" and has been posted or updated on Aug 28, 2012 by shadow8000.
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- Developer: Codemasters
- Publisher: Codemasters
- Genre: Racing
- Release: Sep 18, 2012
- ESRB: Everyone
Complete one of the following achievements to collect their Xbox Live Gamerscore points:
|How to Unlock:
|Arch-Rival (15 GP)
|You have beaten your first rival in Season Challenge.
|Austin Power (10 GP)
|You beat the lap time of 1:39.635 in Time Trial at the Austin, Texas circuit.
|Back to Your Roots (15 GP)
|You returned to your starting team in Season Challenge.
|Best of the Best (20 GP)
|You have earned a gold medal in the final scenario in Champions Mode.
|Co-op Drivers' World Champion (40 GP)
|You have won the Drivers' Championship in Co-op.
|Constructors' World Champion (50 GP)
|You have won the Constructors' Championship in Career.
|Cut Your Losses (10 GP)
|You elected to end R&D on the current season's car in Career.
|Domination (20 GP)
|You set the fastest lap time in every session of a long race weekend in Career.
|Drivers' World Champion (50 GP)
|You have won the Drivers' Championship in Career on any difficulty.
|Earning Your Stripes (5 GP)
|You have earned every of the chevrons available in the Young Driver Test.
|FORMULA ONE is Back! (5 GP)
|You have completed your first Grand Prix in Career or Season Challenge.
|FORMULA ONE Pro (15 GP)
|You won a race with every driver assists disabled.
|From the Front (20 GP)
|You won the race from pole position in Career or Season Challenge.
|Future Champion (40 GP)
|You have earned a gold medal in each Young Driver Test.
|Gold Rush (20 GP)
|You have earned a gold medal in every of the Time Attack scenarios.
|Golden Delicious (25 GP)
|You have earned a gold medal in every scenario in Champions Mode.
|Graduation Day (25 GP)
|You have successfully completed every of the Young Driver Test.
|Hardcore (45 GP)
|You have won the Drivers' Championship in Season Challenge on hard difficulty.
|Having a Good Time (10 GP)
|You have posted a time in every of the Time Attack scenarios.
|Hot Lap (20 GP)
|You set the fastest penalty-free race lap in Career or Season Challenge.
|Immersion (10 GP)
|You have completed a race using only the cockpit camera.
|In Demand (15 GP)
|During Career, you have had 4 contract offers on the table.
|It Takes Two Baby (40 GP)
|You have won the Constructors' Championship in Co-op.
|It's the Taking Part (10 GP)
|You have earned a medal in a Champions Mode scenario.
|Itchy Feet (15 GP)
|You raced for five different teams in Season Challenge in a single season.
|Just a Taster (35 GP)
|You have earned a gold medal in a Young Driver Test.
|Keeping it Clean (25 GP)
|You have completed a race without colliding with another car or object.
|Let's Try That Again (5 GP)
|You have successfully used a Flashback during the Young Driver Test.
|Made the Papers (20 GP)
|You were featured in your first press clipping.
|Making the Grade (15 GP)
|You passed every of your objectives over a race weekend in Season Challenge.
|New Direction (10 GP)
|You changed R&D paths mid-season in Career.
|One Shot Hero (25 GP)
|You have taken pole position in One Shot Qualifying.
|Online Addiction (20 GP)
|You have completed 30 races Online.
|Online Dedication (15 GP)
|You have completed 15 races Online.
|Polesitter (15 GP)
|You have taken pole position in Career or Season Challenge.
|Proving a Point (15 GP)
|You have scored 25,000 points or higher in Season Challenge.
|Race to Victory (25 GP)
|You have taken your first win in Career or Season Challenge.
|Staying Loyal (15 GP)
|You stayed with the same team through the whole season in Season Challenge.
|Technical (15 GP)
|You have won a race using manual gears.
|That's My Spot (20 GP)
|You beat Vettel's record of 15 pole starts in one full Career season.
|The Equipment may be the Same... (25 GP)
|You have out-qualified your team mate at every race of a Career or Co-op Season.
|The Grass is Greener (15 GP)
|You moved to another team mid-season in Career.
|The Pressure (5 GP)
|You set a valid lap time in One Shot Qualifying.
|The Spoils of Victory (20 GP)
|You finished a race in the top three in Career or Season Challenge.
|Top of the Class (15 GP)
|You have beaten four rivals in one season in Season Challenge.
|Top Score (30 GP)
|You scored maximum points in the Drivers' Championship in Season Challenge.
|Trials FORMULA ONE (10 GP)
|You have set clean lap times at 5 different circuits in Time Trial.
|Winning Ways (30 GP)
|You have won the Drivers' Championship in Season Challenge.
|Zero to Hero (25 GP)
|In Career, you qualified outside of the Top 10, but finished on the podium.
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United's Berbatov First Bulgarian to Win England Premier League Title
Dimitar Berbatov won his biggest trophy after Manchester United won England's Premier League title for a third year in a row after a 0:0 draw with Arsenal.
With only one round left, Manchester has 87 points, and the closest second, Liverpool has 86 points with two matches to go, which makes United champions of England for the 18th time in their history.
Thus, United's Bulgarian striker Dimitar Berbatov has become the first Bulgarian ever to triumph with the Premier League title.
This is Berbatov's most significant trophy in his career so far. He has won Bulgaria's Football Cup in 1999 with CSKA, and two League Cups of England with Tottenham and Manchester.
However, Berbatov may soon get an even greater trophy if United manage to triumph over Barcelona in the coming Champions League final on May 27 in Rome.
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[FREE] 6:00 pm-midnight: Six free hours of improvisation—including an open-to-all improv jam at 6:00 pm; group Lovers, which includes the spectacular Dana Krashin and Tracy Mull at 7:00 pm; and PIT owner Ali Farahnakian & friends at 10:25 pm—at The PIT upstairs theatre: Super Free Wednesday
[TOP PICK] 7:00 pm ($5): Sasheer Zamata (cast member of Saturday Night Live), Jo Firestone (exceptionally inventive and irresistible rising star; The Chris Gethard Show, radio host of WFMU's Dr. Gameshow, live-on-stage host of Punderdome 3000, The Unexpectashow, and The Incredible Game Show Showcase), Roy Wood Jr. (correspondent for The Daily Show; David Letterman, HBO'S Def Comedy Jam, TBS' Sullivan & Son, Comedy Central), Emma Willmann (Bravo, Oxygen, AxisTVs Live at Gotham), and Alingon Mitra (Conan O'Brien, Last Comic Standing, Comedy Central) performing at the only stand-up show at Brooklyn's The Annoyance Theatre (367 Bedford Avenue; take J/M/Z to Marcy Avenue or L to Lorimer Street) hosted by Chris Duffy: The Sensible Show
7:00 pm-11:00 pm ($7 for the entire evening): Four hours of improv from eight groups—plus a free improv jam at 6:00 pm—at The Magnet theatre: Magnet Megawatt
7:00 pm ($5): Comedic storytellers tell tales accompanied by videos, with tonight's guests Susie Felber (MTV, Cosmo), Vanessa Valero (The Moth), and Michele Carlo (author of Fish Out of Agua; The Moth) performing at The PIT downstairs lounge hosted by Harmon Leon: Videotale
[TOP PICK] [$] 7:30 pm, 8:00 pm, 9:30 pm, and 11:30 pm ($14, plus 2-item food/drink min.): Some of the finest stand-ups in the country spread among three shows at Comedy Cellar (117 MacDougal Street, between 3rd Street & Minetta Lane) and an 8:00 pm show at Village Underground (130 West 3rd Street, off Sixth Avenue): Comedy Cellar Wednesday
7:30 pm ($5): Expanding the UCB longform improv showcased on Harold Night is this weekly show at UCB East which features three house groups making up scenes on the spot: Lloyd Night
7:30 pm ($5): Duo female improv on the premise "two lifelong friends meet on a park bench every Tuesday afternoon and make their own happy hour (via tall cans of Budweiser beer)" at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street): Two Girls, Tall Boys
[TOP PICK] 8:00 pm ($5): At the UCB Chelsea theatre,"Bob Eimicke, a 62 year old lawyer and father who has zero comedy experience, converted from Catholicism to Judaism in order to marry his Jewish wife...and his son is making him talk about it on stage. Everyone's going to have a great time, except for Bob:" My Dad Dumped Jesus...
...and in the other half of this double-bill, a musical sketch comedy show: Pop Roulette's Amazing Earth
[FREE] 8:00 pm: Young and/or struggling NYC stand-ups performing at The Creek upstairs theatre in Queens' LIC (10-93 Jackson Avenue) produced by Meghan O'Malley, Adrian Davidson, and Erick Hellwig: Barely Making It
8:30 pm ($10): A one-woman show by Laura Oberbeck at Brooklyn's The Annoyance Theatre (367 Bedford Avenue; take J/M/Z to Marcy Avenue or L to Lorimer Street): Laura
8:30 pm ($5): Chris Roberti hosts sketch, improv, and/or more at The PIT downstairs lounge: Chris Roberti Presents
[TOP PICK] [FREE] 9:00 pm: Big Jay Oakerson (Jimmy Fallon, Comedy Central Presents, Louie, Inside Amy Schumer, HBO, Showtime, MTV, IFC; stellar new comedy album Live at Webster Hall), Luis J. Gomez, Dave Smith, and other NYC stand-ups performing live on stage for this podcast show at The Creek downstairs lounge in Queens' LIC (10-93 Jackson Avenue): Legion of Skanks
[TOP PICK] [FREE] 9:00 pm: Jo Firestone (exceptionally inventive and irresistible rising star; The Chris Gethard Show, radio host of WFMU's Dr. Gameshow, live-on-stage host of Punderdome 3000, The Unexpectashow, and The Incredible Game Show Showcase), Louis Katz (Jimmy Fallon, HBO, Comedy Central Presents), Greg Stone (Americas Got Talent), Lukas Kaiser (Comedy Central), Alex Pavone (MTVs Cocktales), Ayanna Dookie, and Joe Vecse performing for this free weekly stand-up show at Lucky Jack's Pub (129 Orchard Street) produced by Kyle Fincham, Lance Weiss, and Brendon Fitzgibbons: Gandhi, Is That You?
9:00 pm ($5): Stand-ups Kristin Manna and Keele Howard-Stone each perform a 30-minute set at Astoria Queens' QED: A Place to Show & Tell (27-16 23rd Avenue): Kristin & Keele Co-headline
9:00 pm ($5): A four-gal group performs characters & improv at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street): Lady Jay
[TOP PICK] 9:15 pm ($5): The instructors of UCB's classes include some of the finest improvisors in the country. In this new weekly show a bunch of them get on stage at UCB East hosted by Doug Mo and/or Ben Rameaka: Hot for Teacher: The UCB Faculty Show
[TOP PICK] 9:30 pm ($5): Top improvisors Connor Ratliff, Shannon O'Neill, Brandon Scott Jones, and Shaun Diston "talk to one person for less than 10 minutes and let them know how they die 45 minutes later" at the UCB Chelsea theatre: We Know How You Die
[TOP PICK] 10:00 pm ($5; no min.): Mark Normand (one of the very finest stand-ups in the country; Conan O'Brien, Comedy Central Half Hour, Inside Amy Schumer, Last Comic Standing, VH1's Best Week Ever; comedy album Still Got It; opens for Amy Schumer), Ari Shaffir (Conan O'Brien, host of Comedy Central's This Is Not Happening, HBO's Down and Dirty, National Lampoon, Comedy Central special Passive Aggressive), Joe List (HBO, David Letterman, Last Comic Standing, Comedy Central), Yannis Pappas (Comedy Central Half Hour, VH1), and Jourdain Fisher performing stand-up for this super-affordable weekly club show at The Stand Comedy Club (239 Third Avenue, off 20th Street): Mark Normand, Ari Shaffir, Joe List, and More
[FREE] 10:00 pm: NYC stand-ups do sets "and then have a discussion about what's going on in the world and the mysteries of life" at The Creek upstairs theatre in Queens' LIC (10-93 Jackson Avenue), hosted by Chris Laker: The Show
10:15 pm ($5): Randomly selected UCBT students perform with UCBT improv veterans at the UCB East theatre: The Lottery
10:30 pm ($5): Julie Sharbutt (stellar actress and comic; The Colbert Report, The Good Wife; improv shows include Gravid Water, Coyote, Chairs, Act One) tackles the rare form of solo improv at The PIT Loft (154 West 29th Street): Only Child
[TOP PICK] 11:00 pm ($5): Stellar stand-up Dan Soder (smart, edgy rising star; Conan O'Brien, Comedy Central hour-long special Not Special, Comedy Central Half Hour, Inside Amy Schumer, MTV's Guy Code and Guy Court, VH1), hosts this takeoff on a talk show at the UCB Chelsea theatre: Night Late
Wednesday Open Mics & Jams
5:00 pm ($5): Two-hour open mic for 20 stand-ups performing for 5 minutes each, with sign-up online here, at the Stand Up NY Comedy Club (236 West 78th Street): Stand Up NY Open Mic
[FREE] 6:00 pm: Walk-in open mic storytelling show, with each yarn-spinner (selected via names from a bucket) getting up to 8 minutes to tell a true and funny tale at Astoria Queens comedy venue QED: A Place to Show & Tell (27-16 23rd Avenue) hosted by Vincent Chang: Flynn's Mic
[FREE] 6:00 pm: Open mic stand-up show that provides each performer whose name is pulled from a bucket 5 minutes on stage at The Creek downstairs lounge in Queens' LIC (10-93 Jackson Avenue) hosted by Kaity Neagle & Irene Hartmann: Ragtag Team Open Mic Stand-Up
6:00 pm (no cover, 1 drink min. for both comics and audience members): Open mic stand-up providing 5-7 minutes per comic, running 2 1/2 hours. Arrive 30 minutes before the show to get on the signup sheet. This is a fine opportunity to perform at the only comedy club in the East Village: Eastville Comedy Club Open Mic
[FREE] 6:00 pm: Your chance to improvise on stage at The PIT upstairs theatre hosted by Anthony Velez & Parker Denton: Recess
[FREE] 6:00 pm: Sign up at 5:45 pm for the opportunity to make up scenes at The Magnet with veteran improvisors: Magnet Mixer Wednesday
[FREE] 7:00 pm: Four booked NYC stand-ups, plus one open spot for an audience member whose name is pulled from a bucket, plus drop-in spots for up to five TV-credited comics who care to walk in! Spots are at least 5 minutes each, but go up by a minute per comic for every TV-credited drop-in spot that isn't filled (e.g., if no drop-ins appear, every comic will receive up to 10 minutes per set). It all happens at The Creek upstairs lounge in Queens' LIC (10-93 Jackson Avenue) hosted by Daniel Ahrens: Drop-In/The Bucket
[FREE] 7:00 pm: Open mic stand-up providing 4 minutes per comic. Email firstname.lastname@example.com to sign up, or take a chance at lottery sign-up live between 6:45 and 7:45, at Brooklyn's Halyards Bar (406 Third Avenue) hosted by Lukas Kaiser: Comics Phoning It In
11:00 pm ($3): Open mic stand-up show, with each comic whose name is selected from a bucket getting on stage for 3-5 minutes (depending on the number of comics) at The PIT downstairs lounge: The Camel Butt
[FREE] 11:00 pm: Weekly walk-in open mic stand-up providing 3 minutes for each comic whose name is pulled from a bucket (but no actual punch or pie, that's just a lure to entice you to come) at Queens LIC's The Creek downstairs theatre hosted by Matthew Tenenbaum: Punch & Pie
[FREE] 11:00 pm: Your chance to perform on stage with experienced improvisors at The PIT upstairs theatre hosted by Bernard Maynore and/or Patrick Cucuta: Improdome
[FREE] 11:15 pm: Your chance to perform with veteran UCB improvisors on the UCB East stage: The Lottery Jam
For many more shows, please click the following links to top NYC comedy venues:
Best Inexpensive Stand-Up, Improv, Sketch, and Storytelling
Upright Citizens Brigade Chelsea
(307 West 26th Street; 150-seater; one of the most respected comedy theatres in the world; especially strong on improv, sketch, solo shows, and one-act comedic plays; shows free-$10)
Upright Citizens Brigade East
(153 East 3rd Street; 99-seater; a top comedy venue that focuses more than sister theatre UCB Chelsea on stand-up and screenings, and on experimental shows taking big risks; shows free-$10)
The PIT Striker (Upstairs) Theatre
(123 East 24th Street; 99-seater; a top venue that's a powerful rival of UCB, and often surpasses UCB when blending comedy with music and/or theatricality; shows free-$20)
The PIT Underground (Downstairs) Theatre
(123 East 24th Street; 40-seater; often more quirky & experimental than upstairs Striker; shows free-$10)
The PIT Loft
(154 West 29th Street; 50-seater; not at the level of its two sister PIT theatres, but evolving; shows free-$10)
The Magnet
(254 West 29th Street; 60-seat theatre; strong on improv, musical improv, sketch, and energy; shows $5-$10)
The Annoyance Theatre
(367 Bedford Ave. in Brooklyn; J/M/Z to Marcy or L to Lorimer; 50-seat theatre; spinning off from Chicago's Annoyance Theatre, brings a fiercely fresh, experimental approach to improv and sketch; shows free-$10)
The Creek and the Cave
(Queens' Long Island City; 40-seat theatre upstairs, 25 downstairs; virtually all shows free)
Union Hall
(702 Union Street in Brooklyn; R to Union Street; 50-seat theatre; shows $5-$20)
(622 Degraw Street in Brooklyn; R to Union Street; 100-seat theatre; shows $5-$20)
Bell House
(149 7th Street in Brooklyn; R to 9th Street or F/G to Fourth Ave.; 200-seat theatre; shows $10-$25)
QED: A Place to Show & Tell
(27-16 23rd Avenue in Astoria Queens; N/Q to Ditmars Boulevard; 40-seat theatre; shows free-$10)
Best NYC Stand-Up Comedy Clubs
Comedy Cellar
(117 MacDougal Street; among the finest daily stand-up lineups in the world; 2-item min.)
Village Underground
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The Stand
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Carolines Comedy Club
(1626 Broadway; focuses on the world's top headliners, who perform hour-long sets; 2-drink min.)
Gotham Comedy Club
(208 West 23rd Street; headliners on weekends, specialty & lineup shows weekdays; 2-drink min.)
Eastville Comedy Club
(85 East 4th Street; strong weekend lineups; no cover using code HyReviews; 2-drink min.)
Greenwich Village Comedy Club
(99 MacDougal Street; convenient if Comedy Cellar's sold out; no cover using code HyReviews; 2-drink min.)
Comic Strip Live
(1568 Second Avenue, off 81st; Upper East Side club with typically solid lineups; 2-drink min.)
Stand Up NY
(236 West 78th Street, off Broadway; Upper West Side club with typically solid lineups; 2-drink min.)
The Standing Room
(4738 Vernon Blvd., by #7 train; Queens LIC club; no drink min.—support this policy!)
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Jens Pulver is a legend of MMA, but over the last few years his trials and tribulations in fighting have been on public display for everyone to watch.
Going 4-8 over his last 12 fights, Pulver has battled to find his place in a sport he helped build not that long ago, but now as he heads into his first bout for ONE FC, he knows to stay relevant you have to win.
To get back on the winning track, Pulver needs to beat rising star Eric Kelly this weekend and to do that, he knows he has to remember what made him great, and what he's still capable of doing inside the cage.
MMAWeekly.com: What are your thoughts on Eric Kelly?
Jens Pulver: Nothing's easy with this kid, he throws everything hard, he's got a big country on his shoulders and he wears that with pride. He's got the craziest rear naked choke I've ever seen, he hits it from different spots that I haven't really seen before and all around athleticism and agility, while my agility is starting to slide his is still fine. I know how fast he is, If I don't hit him hard he's going to start steamrolling me and once he starts doing that it's like trying to roll a ball up a hill, it's hard to stop so I can't let him get to that point.
I know what it was like to be young and fight a guy who was a former world champion. I know how you are motivated for that I know how that pushes you and if he comes out and lands six, seven, eight shots off the bat, like I said about that ball rolling down the hill, I can't stop that so I've gotta get in there right off the bat and let him know 'hey, I just play with the name old, I can still throw punches!'
MMAWeekly: There will be 16,500 fans in the Araneta Coliseum, after being UFC champion and fighting for Pride how much do you need such a big stage to motivate you?
JP: I need that motivation. People read about my losses and I'm not going to get into it but depression and anxiety are hard to beat and they caught up to me. Having opponents that are top notch makes the difference, when I'm sitting there and I'm fighting a smaller show and I don't know who my opponent is, you know he's going to come at me 1,000-percent but I got no idea about him. A guy like Eric Kelly I know my work is going to be cut out for me against him, I know who he is and I know to fear him because I know about him and that makes me train a lot harder.
MMAWeekly: How is your weight right now (approx 3pm Wednesday afternoon!)?
JP: Right now I'm heavy, I am at 153 which is right where I wanna be. I'm trying to stay big, but my days of being the 155 lbs kingpin are over, those guys are way too big. Normally I'm a 135lber which was my high school weight but coming up from 135 to fight a guy like this at 145, I was all for it.
MMAWeekly: What sort of things have you been doing to prepare yourself for this fight?
JP: I have been remembering what it was like to be the world champion, this guy that had no fear, that took on anybody. You hit me once I'll hit you twice, you hit me twice I'll hit you eight times. I'm gonna take you into deep water and I'm gonna drown you. I spend a lot of my time trying to remember what I was and what I still could be and why I am out there doing it.
For me it's about the motivation, I could beat the national champion in wrestling one day and then come out the next day and lose to the worst guy because I'm an emotional guy and I'm an emotional fighter. I wish before I fight somebody would slap my mother, insult my family, say something about my kids, something to make me mad. When I come out there and I'm cool and casual and it's like a sparring session I know I'm in trouble but coming and fighting on a show like this against a young star like Eric Kelly, it's motivating and I need that.
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