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- Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
- If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
- Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."
- Name your dog "Dog."
- Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
- Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
- Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
- Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
- Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
- Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
- Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
- Tell 1-800 operators they sound gay and ask for a date.
- Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
- Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
- Order a side of pork rinds with your fillet mignon.
- Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
- Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climatic parts of rental movies.
- Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
- Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
- Repeat everything someone says as a question.
- Write "X – BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's road maps.
- Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination, UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.
- Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now."
- Light road flares on a birthday cake.
- Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
- At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
- Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.
- Ask people what gender they are.
- Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
- While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
- Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
- Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
- Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
- Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
- Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
- Wear a lot of cologne.
- Listen to 33RPM records at 45RPM speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
- Sing along at the opera.
- Mow your lawn with scissors.
- At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhwing-batter!"
- Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
- Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
- Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
- Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
- Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
- Make appointments for the 31st of September.
- Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
- Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
- In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
- Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
- Practice making fax and modem noises.
- Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc." them to your boss.
- Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."
- Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
- Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
- Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
- Staple papers in the middle of the page.
- Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
- Honk and wave to strangers.
- type only in lowercase.
- dont use any punctuation either
- As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
- Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
- Sing the theme to the Batman television show as loudly as you can, over and over and over..
- Tell people their accent isn't fooling anyone.
- Drum on every available surface.
- Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
- Set alarms for random times.
- Learn Morse code and have conversations with friends in public consisting of "Beeeep bip bip beeeep bip.."
- Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
- Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.
- Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
- Wear your pants backwards.
- Begin all your sentences with "Ohh la la!"
- Rouse your roommates from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music."
- Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-landscape mode.
- Pay for your dinner with pennies.
- Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
- Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
- Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
- Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
- Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
- When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
- Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
- Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.
- Sing the "This is the song that never ends" song from Lampchop's Play-Along.
- Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
- Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk into it.
- Drive half a block.
- Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
- Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a southern drawl.
- "Forget" the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
- Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes."
- Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad," the Archies' "Sugar," or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
- Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
- Ask to "interface" with someone.
- Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket."
- Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
- Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.
- Never make eye contact.
- Never break eye contact.
- Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, pronouncing the results.
- Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.
- Occasionally bark in a high-pitched voice.
- Say "okay, you're gay" to anything someone says.
- As people talk, smell their shoulders.
- When in a conversation, look out the window, then say "Wait, start over. I wasn't paying attention."
- Say to people, "Did you wear deodorant today?"
- Place your shoes on the table.
- When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to their right.
- When standing near a "high-class person," ask them, "Excuse me, but do I have a booger hanging on my nose? I thought I picked it off."
- Switch your neighbor's lawn furniture with someone else's.
- Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today.
- Buy goldfish and ask the clerk if they come with chips.
- Sample every flavor of ice cream and tell the clerk what you don't like about each one.
- Pick your ear wax and ask if you could use their sleeve to wipe it off.
- Insist completely ridiculous things are true – like Bush is still President.
- Speak in a strong Welsh accent.
- Wear odd shoes.
- Learn "Ice Ice Baby" by heart and recite it endlessly.
- Disagree strongly with everything anybody says.
- Throw stones at people walking past your house.
- Keep changing the TV channel every two seconds.
- Insist that Celine Dion is better than the Beatles.
- Whenever anyone says something, laugh loudly as if they have just told and extremely funny joke.
- Phone McDonald's and try to make a reservation for that evening.
- Spend an entire weekend pretending you are R2-D2.
- Phone random numbers and tell them you are holding their daughter hostage.
- Recite the first 4,000 decimal places of Pi. Then ask if people want to hear it in binary, too.
- Pretend you have gone completely deaf.
- .sdrawkcab etirW
- Walk into people's houses, go straight to the fridge without saying hello, and help yourself to their food.
- Speak so quietly that people always have to get you to repeat it.
- Loudly recite people's most embarrassing secrets in restaurants.
- Play the electric guitar very loudly and badly, then when the neighbors ask you to turn it down, play even louder. When they come round to complain again, say, "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you asked me to turn it up!
- Try to fit the word "cornucopia" into every sentence you say.
- Drive on the wrong side of the road.
- Secretly learn to play the piano, then go to a friend's house who has a piano. Claim you've never played before then play Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring perfectly the first time. Then say, "I guess I must kinda be a natural."
- Go canoeing and sing the Hawaii Five-0 theme.
- Claim that until recently, you thought Michael Jackson was a woman.
- Wear your cap backwards and say "Yo, wazzup?" a lot.
- Go to a Metallica concert wearing a Michael Bolton T-Shirt.
- Tell everyone you are Bill Clinton's cousin.
- Take photos of people walking down the street and then run away.
- Dedicate your life to politics, become president of the United States, then raise all taxes to 90%.
- Down a can of Coke in one drink and then burp loudly.
- Insist that it was Bobby who shot J.R.
- Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the."
- Wire up people's cars so the horn comes on as soon as their car is started.
- Ride a unicycle to work.
- E-mail Microsoft to tell them about bugs in Windows XP that aren't actually there.
- Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you're staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff their head, then run away. Repeat.
- Continuously mumble during a conversation.
- Take off the eraser to every pencil in your house, or better yet, someone else's house.
- When in a chat room, spell everything incorrectly.
- Insist on "Weird Al" sing-a-longs.
- On a hot summer day, ride up and down the road and drench pedestrians with squirt guns.
- When walking down a main road, act like a drunk.
- Wear nothing but white and go mud wrestling.
- Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, "I've been watching you eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're weird!" Leave the restaurant.
- When walking, talk to yourself constantly.
- Move people's bookmarks ahead three pages when they aren't looking.
- Call the operator. When asked, "Can I help you?" reply, "No thanks, just browsing."
- Go to a gumball machine insert coins until you have a matching pair of fake eyeballs. After attaining these, record the theme song of The Twilight Zone over and over again. Drive down the street wearing the eyeballs and playing The Twilight Zone theme very loud. When you get pulled over, leap into the passenger's seat and claim, "He was here a minute ago, officer!"
- On a night other than Halloween, get a few friends together and dress like Jason from Friday the 13th. Have each of you stand a mile apart on a highway.
- After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that you haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.
- Push a raisin into someone's cream-filled donut. (I don't get this one.)
- Spread fertilizer on half your neighbor's lawn.
- Add A535 (liquid heat) to that little hole down the center of someone's anti-perspirant.
- Add blank entries to lists, to make it look like it's longer.
- Call every pager number you know and leave the number for your local McDonald's.
- Wash and scrub the trees in your front lawn.
- Throw newspapers back at paperboys.
- Tell people their fly is down when they're wearing sweat pants.
- Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look.
- At random times in a conversation, say "Hi," "Hello Sir, how are you?" or "Have a good day, thank you."
- Put electrical tape over the headlights of someone's car.
- Walk up to random strangers insisting you are family.
- Dress like a "High-class rich person" and wash windows at random street corners. Demand a dollar in a British accent.
- When a cop pulls you over, when they step up to your car, drive forward slowly and make them walk. Especially if it's raining.
- In an office, lock all the doors behind you.
- Face the back when standing in an elevator.
- Grin so wide it hurts your cheeks at every salesperson in town.
- When at an ATM, try to have a conversation with it, or pretend it stole your card. (This works best if there's a line.)
- Unbend all the paperclips you can find, then replace every eraser you can find with a rubber band.
- Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you…" "PROVE IT!")
- Sharpen All your pencils to the same size EXACTLY.
- Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
- Pose as a client at a bank or other professional institution, and when you are seated in front of their desk, keep rearranging the items on top into different patterns and tell them you are "just reorganizing things."
- Instead of singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall, sing 999,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall!
- Call every girl you know "dude".
- Recite every song from the Playstation games PaRappa the Rapper and Um Jammer Lammy.
- Bring a portable CD player to a concert and listen the CD because you insist that it is "Just better quality"
- Press the "power" button on on someone's computer or keyboard when they're almost finished typing up a long essay, story etc. Apologize sincerely, claiming that you thought it was the focus adjustment.
- Call 911 and breathe heavily.
- Take a shower. Feel guilty. Give it back.
- Mow your carpet. (Or preferably somebody else's)
- Vacuum your lawn. (See note on 200)
- Recite shakespearian poetry to everyone you meet.
- Go to McDonalds and ask for a BK Whopper.
- Order a pizza and ask them if they can "please put the crust on top this time" in an exasperated voice.
- Every time someone asks you to do something or says something to you ask "Is that a threat?"
- When in an elevator, in different voices, shout out random floors, and then watch as you get there, no one gets off.
- Also, when riding up an elevator with a stranger, start singing a song that everyone knows, then expect them to start singing too. If they do not start singing, insist, "Everyone knows that song. Are you stupid?"
- While walking make car noises loudly (Such as changing gears).
- Whenever somebody says something, ask what the simplest word they said means. When they explain, ask what the simplest word in their explanation means. Repeat this for the entire conversation.
- Go up to a someone and say, "Are you annoyed by irrelevant questions?" And then walk away very quickly.
- Finish each sentence with "Monkey See, Monkey Do".
- Click your mechanical pencils or your pens during a test in school.
- Pretend you are invisible.
- Convince people you are deaf and talk in an incredibly phony sign language.
- Spend all day at a fast food restaurant and see how long it takes before you have to pay for your "free" refills.
- Continuously open your briefcase or bag and say into it, "Have you got enough air in there?"
- While going down in an elevator scream, "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!" for no apparent reason.
- Call everyone a communist.
- Explain "the little green men" in detail to someone, and when they don't believe you, accuse them of being one in disguise.
- Call your neighbors collect.
- Whenever someone finishes a sentence say, "And then what happened?"
- Page yourself over an intercom, but don't disguise your voice.
- Send people annoying chain forwards with outrageous consequences like "If you don't send this to 300 people in 4 seconds you will die instantly" and then insist that it is true and it happened to your uncle.
- When walking push an invisible cart and make loud squeaky noises.
- Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, "Do you know the muffin man?"
- Clear your throat every three or four words while speaking.
- Look at your hand in amazement and say, "Whoa, I never knew I had this!"
- While driving if you see a "How am I driving" bumper sticker, call the number and inform the operator that the driver is doing a great job.
- When driving with companions in the car, every few seconds slam on the brakes and insist that a squirrel ran in front of you.
- When driving with companions in the car, every few seconds slam on the brakes and insist that a squirrel ran in front of you.
- Whenever anybody says anything to you. Respond by saying, "I know."
- Sending this list to all of your friends through email.
- Continue to ask someone, "Is this annoying? Is this annoying?" over and over and over.
- Tap someone on the shoulder repeatedly.
- Begin every sentence with, "By the Gods!"
- When you're in an argument, no matter what it's about, keep yelling "I don't see your name on it!".
- When in public, pretend you are selling something in an infomercial.
- At a restaurant, repeatedly send your food back for changes and after awhile insist that, "This isn't what I ordered!"
- Go to a shoe store and try on every shoe, then say that you aren't interested in buying shoes and leave.
- Put powdered sugar in your hair, sit down next to a stranger, and scratch your head a lot.
- Turn on the Talk Radio Stations in your car, roll down your windows, and headbang.
- Walk around with a plastic sword and shield and tell strangers "I must avenge the death of my father."
- Scotch tape your door as an Anti-theft Device.
- Super Glue quarters to floors.
- Put the wrong date and year on the papers you hand in to your teachers.
- Call random numbers and say "Hi, this is Julie from Basken Robins. If you can name 31 flavors in 31 seconds you get a free scoop."
- Get two cell phones and talk to yourself on them in front of other people
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WOW This is really stupid.#34 might be interesting LOL #129 is dangerous and #196 will definitly get attention that you don't want. Yes I read them all because this has been a boring day. LOL
some were clever, some not so much, and some were indeed stupid. i also counted 3 repeats. seriously is there a big difference in 246 and 243? only problem i had with this post.
Life is too short not have fun.I am definitely gonna do some of these
Yes I read them all and man was correct regarding repeats ,227 & 228 also are repeats but good reading to keep one smiling. Have a good evening all
i like the one about the friday the 13th jason thing. and the going into mcdonalds and order a whopper
!!! lol
I have already done some things on this list… 😀
some were funy, some were,silly ,some r okay and some r realy annoying.
Whoever sent this in,You my dear are a TARD.
#196 would definitely get someone in trouble. Most likely, a patrol car would show up at your door thinking someone was choking to death and also, you could be charged for the call as well as for any additional expenses for the dispatch. Don't do anything that will tie up 911 when someone might need help for real. That is indeed a bad, bad one. Not just annoying, but dangerous.
@ raye.i think your comment was disgusting!! this post was funny and ment to be annoying so why use such a derogative term which was originally meant for a person who has an actual disability. Nice going jackass!
i thought the post was very funny and are planning to use some in the future.
what a nonsensical act, its indeed highly annoying than the irrelevant questions.ah ah
why worry urself with this,he is stealin ur tim next time try n find ur mom, i will make u lough.don mind me okey?ve a joyous day nex time.
yes but i wonder how his life will be like if hes got all these in his mind.
its tru but did u read all? oh dont do that again okey? not gud 4 ur health, too bad. catch u later
These are great! Jean, 243 and 246 are talking about totally different things? I don't see how its a repeat. Maybe it was altered.
lol this was hillarious i got so much out of it
LOL these are AWESOME!!! I will so try some of these!!!
(definately #201)
These are awesome! I'm definately trying #215!
Some of these I'm not going to try cuz I'll get arrested 🙁


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Thursday, April 15, 2010
Here's something fun: today, the My Favorite Things girls are taking a look back at some of MFT's Greatest Hits. We're using sets that have been released for a while now and are needing fresh ink and some good ol' TLC. Visit the MFT blog anytime after 11 am EST for a list of designers posting Greatest Hits.
I've put together the main image from Call Me (check out the Bubble Bin for great steals and deals on this and many other MFT sets!) and a sentiment from the oh-so-fun Twisted Threesome (currently out of stock). I stamped in Memento ink and colored with Prismacolor pencils. The thought bubble around the sentiment was done by hand. The designer papers are Cosmo Cricket Garden Variety, and the Kraft card stock, ribbon, and buttons are from Papertrey.
And a peek at the inside, which includes one of the sentiments from Call Me:
How about a good "seriously" story to accompany today's card? During a cold snap on Wednesday, we discovered that our heating unit wasn't working. The repair man came out yesterday afternoon, only to discover that the power switch to the unit was off. The switch is mounted on the unit about thigh-high, which is, oh, pretty much eye level for a curious toddler.
Seriously, we called in for service without checking first?
Seriously, $95 for that???
Seriously, can I handcuff the kid for life?
37 comments:
It's good to dust off old sets, isn't it? Love your card - and story, although I wish it had a happier ending like the service guy waived the charge!ReplyDelete
Great card Amy! I love this set!ReplyDelete
We had the same thing happen to us about 2 years ago with our furnace too (why do they put those switches there anyways?!) Now- it's the first thing I check BEFORE we turn the furnace on for the winter :) The joys of motherhood eh?!
awesome card AmyReplyDelete
SERIOUSLY adorable card, Amy!! And seriously gorgeous coloring. Seriously.ReplyDelete
Oh no, Amy!! I guess it's better than a $200+ bill for it REALLY being broken...maybe. haha.ReplyDelete
Awesome card, as always!
AACK! That's SO cute Amy!!!!!!!ReplyDelete
Kids hey ! Who would have them ?!!!ReplyDelete
Such a fantastic card, just love the image and your gorgeous papers.
Jo x
And... I so SERIOUSLY get your post. Ugh. And apparently age doesn't seem to help them get it either, as Brianna decided to bleach her jeans (on her bedroom CARPET) and then wondered why they shredded when she washed them.ReplyDelete
Me encantan los sellos que utilizas, super simpáticos, pero perfectos en la coloracion y la combinacion de los papeles y detalles.ReplyDelete
Preciosa esta tarjeta.
Love the card but Seriously they couldn't wave the fee?!? Its not like his Gas was all that expensive to justify $95!ReplyDelete
Gorgeous richly coloured card Amy! Love it!ReplyDelete
Too bad about the $95.00 service charge, but, I have a story too...
two years ago our AC unit was not working. It was May. It was in the 90's (we are in Austin), service guy came and we discovered that a rodent had eaten the wires outside. Shocking and yucky!
This is SO beautiful! Your shading is amazing and I LOVE those DP's on Kraft. Just a beautiful card, sweet Amy!ReplyDelete
Great card, love it.ReplyDelete
Think you have some beautiful creations on your blog.
Hugs Sally xx
Great card, love it.ReplyDelete
Think you have some beautiful creations on your blog.
Hugs Sally xx
SERIOUSLY LOVE your card, as always!!! And the story, although sucky because you are out the money, kinda made me giggle....gotta love kids!!ReplyDelete
So beautiful Amy. Can you come teach me to color like you! Love the layout! Seriously laughing to myself reading your toddler story!ReplyDelete
Great card and a great story too :-DDDReplyDelete
Don't worry, we also called the video service man only to discover salt sticks stuffed inside. Still cheaper than refurnishing the kitchen, in fear of our younger one blowing the home up when he reached the gas cooker height :-))
Kids are seriously the dearest things in out lives :-)))
Oh awesome coloring Amy! I say seriously all the time too :) And someday the story about your little will feel funnier to tell :) Very cute.ReplyDelete
Seriously stunning -- your coloring and layout is fantastic, and the sentiment and story made me giggle. Love it!ReplyDelete
what a fantastic card! love it! loved your story too, but what a bummer service bill!ReplyDelete
Amy, your coloring is fabulous as usual.ReplyDelete
Absolutely gorgeous, Amy! SERIOUSLY! :)ReplyDelete
Totally cute!!! You always have the funnest DP and colors!!! Love the inside of your card too!!! ~S~ReplyDelete
GORGEOUS coloring and I love the papers.....hehe, funny story too!ReplyDelete
- AnonymousApril 15, 2010 at 10:54 PM
Great card!! Fun DP!! Funny story, too!ReplyDelete
Lovin this Amy!!ReplyDelete
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GORGEOUS Amy! (As usual!) I love how you've done the scallop and the main panel in the same colour. I wouldn't have thought of that, but it looks FAB. Your colouring is amazing, oh so much to aspire to!!ReplyDelete
Love your story about your little one, why don't we think to check the little things lol
That deleted comment above is mine. My daughter hadn't signed out of her google account on my pc. That's what happens when they get older, they play with your grown up things!
Great card Amy, you always pick the perfect colors and your design layouts are always intriguing!ReplyDelete
Oh goodness! I just inked that stamp the other day and started to colour the image but didn't finish! You've inspired me to get on that this weekend when I get home! GREAT dp choices too!ReplyDelete
Love the layering of papers on your card. We have a curious 3 yr old in our house too. oiy!ReplyDelete
Amy, there are so many things I love about this post. First and foremost, your talent. Another great design. I love everything about it. Second, I love the fact that MFT is going back to use some older sets. One thing that annoys me sometimes while blogging is that we spend so much time promoting NEW releases that so many sets or stamps we previously acquired go unloved. We are all so busy trying to "keep up". The pace gets too frantic sometimes (for me), it frustrates me, so I "drop" back from the race and just observe. The third thing I love about this post is your humor. Your story made me laugh out loud, although I know at the time it so was not funny. Somehow you tied everything into a fabulous card to share. Hope you understand I wasn't venting on you, I love you!(until next time) TFS!ReplyDelete
Love the card, Amy!!!ReplyDelete
And the story! LOL!!!
so made me smile... :)ReplyDelete
have a good weekend!
Love the bright colors you use. Just discovered your blog ~ very interesting!ReplyDelete
love the layering of the papers, great idea with the sentiment, terrific coloring!ReplyDelete
I'm snickering over your story Amy, My DH and FIL JUST did this last month with the Coffee Pot... yes it cost us over $100 to replace the Bunn Coffee pot that wasn't heating water anymore... yep! There's a button on that sucker to turn it off when gone for extended periods of time!!! LMAO SO... know anyone that needs ANOTHER coffee pot??? Of course FIL (coffe drinkin fool) thinks having 2 going at once is "perfect" NOT!!!!!ReplyDelete
I SO wanna know how you made the inside half circley thingies???? That is ROCKIN AWESOME!!!!

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Question from diomil3
What is the best way to earn mesos im a level 47 sin?
Im a level 47 broke sin with no money, ppl keep calling me a noob cuz i dont have good scrolled WGs and ilbi sets and stuff, but its cuz i dont have money and dont know how to get it so if you know of a way tell me please. im sure im not the only one with da problem,
7 years ago
Become a Profitmonger-that is,take EVERY chance of money you can.PQs,Mass Monster drops,and Equip Bartering is a good way.If you still have some Maple Birthday equips,they're inflating like a baloon in price for being sold...
7 years ago
Do the quests that give you glove atk scrolls and sell them in FM.
7 years ago
Farm on Leprechauns. You can easily make 400k+ per hour if you focus. Also there's a (small. VERY small) chance of getting Steelys or a Flame Cordon (worth MILLIONS)
I've been there for a few days and I've made several million.
7 years ago
Always sell ur stuff in free market u get much more money..... don't lose patience and say "i will go sell this to any npc" cause u'll get less money
i used to stay 1 full hour in fm to sell a single scroll
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Breaking: Obama throws his entire church under the bus?!
Drew M. at Ace says he just saw it on CNN. I'll look around for some info.
I guess he needed more time to plan that trip to Iran, huh?
YEP. UPDATE: CNN says Barry and Trinity are splitsville:
CNN is reporting this afternoon that Sen. Barack Obama is leaving Trinity United Church of Christ, his longtime religious home on Chicago's South Side and a place that has triggered repeated controversies during his presidential bid.
Whew! It's a good thing Obama got out in front of this controversy before it started to hurt him.
UPDATE: Here's the YouTube of his press conference. I think he did this about as well as he could–the way he tells it, that gosh-darn press was harassing Trinity, so he's trying to leave them in peace–but it's still going to hurt him.
He sat in those pews for twenty years and was quite familiar with what goes on there. He benefited from that association as he rose in Illinois politics, but as he himself admits, Trinity's radical, politicized preaching is now hurting his Presidential campaign. Business is business:
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So I guess Dan Gable's 118-1 NCAA record is better than Cael's undefeated record? Dan is part Cyclone too but come on, how can you not recognize Cael as the greater NCAA wrestling record?
That's absurd. I can't come up with a good reason for that, other than maybe Gable wrestled tougher opponents than Cael did. I have no idea.
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I also remember a game with Kansas when Cy (wore a huge suit then) went out to center field, squatted, and "pooped" a couple of chickens that had been dyed blue then chased them around.
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God I hope so, even if it's not the right thing to do, KF needs to do it.
Victory before honor.
Here is the reasoning. Ok idiot, then why don't you include his coaching acomplishments as part of this??? This is about an individual record not a career achievement!
Maravich beats Gable
First of all, I know Cael Sanderson finished his extraordinary NCAA career with a 159-0 record and four individual championships, and he also won an Olympic gold medal. But Gable helped put college wrestling on the map, won a gold medal at the 1972 Olympics and later coached Iowa to nine consecutive NCAA titles, 15 in all. And still, it's not good enough to sneak by the amazing Maravich.
Oh and have to love his reasoning behind picking Aaron over Bonds. "Integrity always beats astericks." Ok Gene, show me the asterick in the record book because I'm not seeing one next to Bonds name right now. I usually agree with Gene W's writings but wow he's way off the mark on a lot of his explanations. This is about as dumb as the "who's now?" they've been doing.
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In using a technological lens to examine some historical characteristics of writing assessment, we acknowledge the ideological nature of our inquiry and our choices. We realize that by choosing a technological focus, we will necessarily be addressing some issues rather than others. Our representation of writing assessment will be limited. On the other hand, seeing assessment history technologically will also help us to address current, important issues and to shed light on ways the forces shaping the history of assessment still exert power over current practices, approaches, and attitudes. Barton and Barton (1993) remind us that representations—in their case, the textual representations on maps—are necessarily political in what they do and do not communicate to the reader. The same, of course, can be said of historical representations; they draw attention to specific events, settings, people, cultures, and so forth, at the expense of other perspectives. In this vein, we acknowledge that our history of writing assessment is one representation among several others that highlight different perspectives. For example, Yancey's (1999) history of writing assessment in the 50th anniversary issue of the Journal of the Conference on College Composition and Communication (CCCC) highlights the history of assessment within a particular time period and in connection with a specific organization, detailing how important writing assessment has been to the CCCC and its history. On the other hand, Williamson's (1993) history illustrates the theoretical and disciplinary evolution of writing assessment. White's (1993) historical account focuses on the dissemination of holistic scoring; battles fought, won, and lost; and the contributions of various groups and individuals to the creation of modern direct writing assessment. Our focus on technology and writing assessment history highlights not only the contribution of technological approaches to writing assessment but also acknowledges its continuing influence. We trace the tremendous strides made in the technology of writing assessment as we point out the limitations of a technological approach and advocate an adherence to theories of validity that stipulate systematic inquiry into all uses for assessment.
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The biographical feel of this multi-generational story hit all the rights notes with me. Calliope (Callie)/Cal is a wonderful narrator and Eugenides infuses the character with the right balance of wide-eyed awe, adolescence awkwardness and comic witticism. I really appreciated the genealogy mapping of the DNA-trail towards its final destination. Eugenides has done his medical/scientific research, leading me to understand more about recessive genes than I ever thought I would learn while reading a fictional story. The historical backdrop of the Stephanides family - first in Greece and then in Detroit, Michigan - is also well drawn, with a wonderful epic quality to it, but for me, the selling point of the story are the delightful pop-culture metaphors/allusions found on the pages, like "Her belly rose like Jiffy Pop", in relation to Callie's pregnant mother. The narrative tone remains consistent and engaging, even when it shifts between present and past tenses. The very hermaphroditic/androgynous nature of Callie/Cal resonates in Eugenides's use of "I" , infusing the one word with both male and female tone, filled rich with mocking cynicism while examining what one reviewer has called "the tug of war between destiny and free will" or that never ending nature/nurture battle. At its heart, this is very much a coming-of-age story and one that never gets overshadowed by the "Big Ticket" topics swirling through this story.
With Middlesex, I feel Eugenides has proven his ability as a writer to craft a story on a grand scale, while never losing sight of the details that make it such an intimate and rewarding reading experience.
This is a brilliantly written absorbing tale of characters evoking sympathy. The plot is good too.
If you've never had to worry about what sex you are, you need to read this book. I'm not talking choice, I'm talking body parts.
I don't think I can say enough good things about this book. The writing is exquisite - it almost reads like poetry. The characters are complex, frustrating, captivating, and haunting. The span of time this book covers is ambitious, all without reading like a history lesson. Completely engaging and, especially in the last few chapters, difficult to put down. This makes the list as one of my favorite books of all time.
This novel repeats the stand-out achievements of The Virgin Suicides: an ability to describe the horrible in a comic voice, an unusual form of narration and an eye for bizarre detail.
Eugenides does such a superb job of capturing the ironies and trade-offs of assimilation that Calliope's evolution into Cal doesn't feel sudden at all, but more like a transformation we've been through ourselves.
Some of this footloose book is charming. Most of it is middling.
His narrator is a soul who inhabits a liminal realm, a creature able to bridge the divisions that plague humanity, endowed with ''the ability to communicate between the genders, to see not with the monovision of one sex but in the stereoscope of both.'' That utopian reach makes ''Middlesex'' deliriously American; the novel's patron saint is Walt Whitman, and it has some of the shagginess of that poet's verse to go along with the exuberance. But mostly it is a colossal act of curiosity, of imagination and of love.
''Middlesex'' is a novel about roots and rootlessness. (The middle-sex, middle-ethnic, middle-American DNA twists are what move Cal to Berlin; the author now lives there too.) But the writing itself is also about mixing things up, grafting flights of descriptive fancy with hunks of conversational dialogue, pausing briefly to sketch passing characters or explain a bit of a bygone world.
''The Virgin Suicides'' is all of a piece, contained within the boundaries of one neighborhood; ''Middlesex'' -- a strange Scheherazade of a book -- is all in pieces, as all big family stories are, bursting the boundaries of logic.
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Amazon.com Amazon.com Review (ISBN 0312427735, Paperback)"I was born twice: first, as a baby girl, on a remarkably smogless Detroit day in January of 1960; and then again, as a teenage boy, in an emergency room near Petoskey, Michigan, in August of 1974." And so begins Middlesex, the mesmerizing saga of a near-mythic Greek American family and the "roller-coaster ride of a single gene through time." The odd but utterly believable story of Cal Stephanides, and how this 41-year-old hermaphrodite was raised as Calliope, is at the tender heart of this long-awaited second novel from Jeffrey Eugenides, whose elegant and haunting 1993 debut, The Virgin Suicides, remains one of the finest first novels of recent memory.
Eugenides weaves together a kaleidoscopic narrative spanning 80 years of a stained family history, from a fateful incestuous union in a small town in early 1920s Asia Minor to Prohibition-era Detroit; from the early days of Ford Motors to the heated 1967 race riots; from the tony suburbs of Grosse Pointe and a confusing, aching adolescent love story to modern-day Berlin. Eugenides's command of the narrative is astonishing. He balances Cal/Callie's shifting voices convincingly, spinning this strange and often unsettling story with intelligence, insight, and generous amounts of humor:
Emotions, in my experience aren't covered by single words. I don't believe in "sadness," "joy," or "regret." … I'd like to have at my disposal complicated hybrid emotions, Germanic traincar constructions like, say, "the happiness that attends disaster." Or: "the disappointment of sleeping with one's fantasy." ... I'd like to have a word for "the sadness inspired by failing restaurants" as well as for "the excitement of getting a room with a minibar." I've never had the right words to describe my life, and now that I've entered my story, I need them more than ever.
When you get to the end of this splendorous book, when you suddenly realize that after hundreds of pages you have only a few more left to turn over, you'll experience a quick pang of regret knowing that your time with Cal is coming to a close, and you may even resist finishing it--putting it aside for an hour or two, or maybe overnight--just so that this wondrous, magical novel might never end. --Brad Thomas Parsons
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Compton Rap star Game is gearing up for his fourth major label, R.E.D. Now due on June 29, the Interscope/Aftermath/Star Trak release is executive produced by Dr. Dre and Pharrell Williams. With two of the biggest music producers of all time working on the same album, HipHopDX recently asked Game how he achieved a sonic balance between the N.W.A. alum and The Neptunes heatmaker.
"It's hard to say," answered Game on how R.E.D. juggles Dre's signature melodies with Skateboard P's explosive percussion style. "With this album, number one, I want to let everybody know that I've been totally blessed by the Rap gods: Biggie [Smalls], 2Pac, [Jam Master Jay], Guru and whoever." The Black Wall Street Records founder elaborated on what exactly he meant, "They've made sure that this album is goin' to be successful by putting me in the studio with Pharrell, who I hadn't worked with, but wanted to work with every day in my life [leading up] to this album, and then reuniting me with [Dr.] Dre and the Aftermath camp - and then, to be able to create an album with those guys and [have them] both coexist without any problems, steppin' on any toes and both liking what the other guy is doing and just the collaborative effort, it's been real, real big to me. I think on the date when people get my album, it's gonna make sense. It's gonna make a lot of sense."
Dr. Dre and Pharrell have previously worked on the same album, such as Snoop Dogg's The Blue Carpet Treatment and Jay-Z's Kingdom Come, both released four years ago in 2006.
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- Makes 10 empanadas
- Preparation Time30 min
- Cooking Time3 min
- 1 Tbsp. vegetable oil
- 1/2 cup white onion
- 2 cloves garlic, finely chopped
- 1/2 lb. ground chicken
- 1 cup finely chopped, ripe tomatoes
- 1/4 cup raisins
- 1 Tbsp. Knorr® Chicken flavor Bouillon
- 1/4 cup chopped pimiento-stuffed olives
- 2 jalapeno pepper, seeded and finely chopped
- 1/8 tsp. ground cinnamon
- 1/2 cup crumbled queso blanco cheese
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- Heat olive oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat and cook onion about 3 minutes or until onion is tender, stirring occasionally. Add garlic and cook 1 minute. Add chicken and cook about 4 minutes, stirring frequently to break up pieces. Stir in tomatoes and next 5 ingredients and cook about 7 minutes or until chicken is thoroughly cooked, stirring occasionally. Remove from heat; let cool.
- Roll dough into 5-inch circles on a very lightly floured surface. Spoon 2 tablespoons of chicken mixture into centers. Evenly sprinkle with cheese. Fold each in half, pressing out air bubbles. Moisten edges with water and seal tightly with a fork.
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|Well done Northern Ireland - they were the better side, and shackled England all over the pitch. Eriksson and his men are in for an unpleasant few days...
|The Northern Ireland players remain out on the pitch, milking the applause and the incredible atmosphere inside the ground. "We are the Champions" belts out from the PA system...
|Eriksson appears quite gracious as he shakes the hands of the officials and Sanchez. He wanders off down the tunnel in something of a daze.
|FULL-TIME: Northern Ireland triumph! England were absolutely dreadful; completely devoid of ideas or creative thought and were brilliantly stiffled by the home side.
|Oooh! Feeney strikes a low shot inches wide of Robinson's far post from just inside the penalty area.
|Rooney strikes a shot a few yards over the bar from distance. Taylor didn't look too concerned.
|Feeney breaks with the ball, sprinting through the middle at the heart of the England defence. Ferdinand stops him in his tracks, but the run has wasted a little more time.
|SUB: Elliott off, Duff on. Sanchez attempts to waste a little more time with a late substitution.
|Pictures of Eriksson on the England bench show a man preparing himself for an on-slaught.
|Despite being on the brink of the most humiliating defeat for a long time, England have still to create any real chances.
|There will be four minutes of stoppage time, much to the disgust of the Windsor Park crowd.
|Young attempts to break in between three home defenders, but predictably loses the ball. Northern Ireland break, but nothing comes of it.
|Oooh! A long throw in to the Northern Ireland penalty area is flicked on by Ferdinand, but Owen is inches away from getting on the end of it.
|Beckham cries for a penalty as he tries to cross in to the area. Nothing from the referee, quite rightly.
|Oooh! Healy attempts a superb chip from 25 yards, but it drifts inches over the bar. Great effort.
|Every kick of the ball is being roared on by this wonderful Northern Ireland crowd; there is going to be one heck of a party in Belfast tonight.
|England win a corner and manage to exert a little pressure, but they can't get a meaningful effort on goal. Taylor has had little to do all game, in truth.
|Cole slides a low pass in to the penalty area, but Hargreaves just couldn't collect the ball and Taylor gratefully gathers it in.
|Seven minutes to go; Northern Ireland are on the brink of their first victory over England for 33 years.
|Eriksson is going to be battered for this; England have been truly dreadful - clueless.
|Elliot fires the free-kick under the England wall, but Young sticks out a leg and blocks the shot. Northern Ireland have dominated since they went ahead.
|Johnson is barged by Hargreaves as he attempted to break through the heart of the England defence; the Bayern Munich man was lucky not to be booked for that. Free-kick.
|Carragher slices a shot high and wide over the bar after collecting the lose ball on the edge of the box following an England corner.
|SUB: Hargreaves on, Lampard off. Odd change from Eriksson, although Lampard hasn't played well at all. Beckham seems confused as to the tactical make-up of the side now.
|Gillespie wins his side a corner as his cross is deflected behind by Cole. The home side have been excellent in the last twenty minutes or so.
|SUB: Quinn off, Feeney on. Quinn has done well for the home side; he has been physical and strong and won a few big headers as the game has gone on.
|Cole does well to beat Capaldi out on the right wing, but his cross from the by-line drifts out of play. Goal-kick.
|The crowd are electric at the moment; they won't be able to believe what their seeing. This would be a massive result - and they probably deserve it.
|SUB: Gerrard off, Defoe on. Attacking change from Eriksson, who needs a couple of goals to prevent a truly almighty backlash from the media tomorrow morning.
|Eriksson prepares to make another change; England are looking desperate at the moment.
|Replays are showing that Young was playing Healy on-side, despite the long and loud protests of the England platyers.
|Northern Ireland are 16 minutes away from a truly historic victory; remember, they have not beaten England here at Windsor Park since 1927...
|GOAL! Davis clips a great ball over the top of the England defence to Healy. The striker collects the ball inside the area and crashes a superb right-foot shot in to the far corner.
|Beckham takes the corner quickly, but Taylor comes through a crowd of players to claim the ball unchallenged.
|Beckham finds Young with a nice pass inside the full-back, and England win a corner when Hughes flies across to put the ball out.
|Gillespie breaks down the right and sends a low cross in to the middle. Robinson shows great bravery to take the ball, and he earns a boot on the head from Quinn for doing so.
|With England lacking invention or drive, and Northern Ireland showing little desire to throw anyone forward, the match is drifting quite aimlessly at the moment.
|Owen is fouled by Capaldi down near the corner flag. Beckham takes the free-kick quicky, clipping a cross in to the middle, but Rooney mis-hits his volley and Taylor can save easily.
|Credit to Northern Ireland; they have stuck to their task very well and not allowed England any time on the ball.
|Gerrard clips a ball over the top of Baird towards Ashley Cole, who had made a good run in behind the full-back, but the pass is a little to strong and the ball runs out for a goal-kick.
|This has been the worst England performance I have ever seen. There has been no creativity, no invention, and not a lot of ambition.
|Owen is fouled on the left-angle of the penalty area. Beckham whips the ball in to the near post, but Rooney's flicked header flies over the bar.
|England look shambolic at the moment; this system doesn't bring the best out of anyone. Beckham is being very disciplined and is remaining in a deep-lying role, but he has had nothing to do - he should be up-field, firing in some crosses.
|Good play from Gillespie out on the right wing, as he skips past Young and Gerrard before sending in a tempting left-foot cross. Robinson collects easily, but the home side are coming in to the game.
|Beckham is robbed of the ball just inside the England half, but Quinn can't capitalise on the mistake as he chooses the wrong option with a pass.
|An hour of dreadful football. Real mind-numbing stuff.
|Oooh! Taylor makes a superb save from Lampard's volleyed shot from 20 yards. The referee doesn't spot the goalkeeper's touch and gives a goal-kick.
|Eriksson and McClaren look at each other for a moment or two; if they were at at an Italian restaurant with a candle between them, you could say it was a look of love. Instead, they're at a football match and it is actually a look of desperation.
|Ashley Cole dinks a nice cross in from the left-hand side, but England have no-one coming in from the far post and Northern Ireland clear.
|England haven't looked any better in this second half than they did in the first. Lampard and Gerrard in particular have been anonymous.
|Oooh! Quinn cracks a great volley narrowly wide from 25 yards. Robinson didn't look too concerned, though it was quite close to his near post.
|Nice play out on the right wing from Cole, as he cuts on to his left foot and sends over a teasing cross that drifts a yard or so wide of the far post.
|Robinson has to be brave to dive at the feet of Davies, who had been slipped in down the left channel by a cute little pass from Quinn.
|SUB: Cole on for SWP. One Chelsea man replaces another in a like-for-like swap from Eriksson. England remain in their 4-5-1 formation, though they have looked distinctly toothless so far.
|Oooh! A moment of danger for England as a header across goal puts Robinson under pressure, though the referee rules that Healey had fouled the goalkeeper as they jumped for the ball.
|Eriksson prepares to make a change, with Joe Cole stripping out of his tracksuit.
|Northern Ireland win a free-kick in a dangerous position, on the left-corner of the box; Gillespie curls the ball in, but it is overhit and drifts out for a goalkick.
|A long ball down the middle almost catches Ferdinand and Robinson, as Quinn attempts to steal in between theml the goalkeeper comes to the edge of his area to collect and end the danger.
|Owen does well to turn Hughes and win a free-kick for his side, though it comes to nothing. Beckham went down very easily after a challenge with Davis; another free-kick.
|More nice build-up play from England, but Baird again defends well at the far post, heading calmly back to Taylor with Rooney steaming in behind him.
|Rooney clips a great ball in to the area towards Owen, but Hughes had tracked the striker's run and heads clear.
|England scored their opening goal in the reverse tie very soon after coming back from the half-time break, and they will be desperate to do so again.
|Northern Ireland restart the action.
|There doesn't seem to have been any changes at half-time. Rooney and Beckham chat as the two jog out on to the pitch.
|HALF-TIME: England leave the field looking dejected, frustrated and downright angry. Rooney has a few choice words for Ferdinand, who mutters something in his ear as he jogs past towards the tunnel.
|Oooh! Owen attempts an over-head kick, but his effort from eight yards is straight at Taylor. Good effort, unlucky to find the goalkeeper.
|Eriksson remains calm on the England bench, but he is going to need one heck of a half-time team-talk to lift his side.
|England are looking so very frustrated at the moment; they have played very poorly and have been thwarted at every turn by the Northern Ireland defence.
|Another foul goes against Rooney, infuriating him further. McClaren is forced to come out in to the 'technical area' to tell the England youngster to calm down.
|The free-kick is aimed towards Elliott at the back post, but it is narrowly over-hit. Rooney is still fuming about being booked; he is dangerously close to boiling-point at the moment.
|Rooney is booked for a challenge on Gillespie. Replays show that the England man lead with his arm as the two jumped for a header. Rooney is furious, and has to be restrained by Beckham.
|Quinn is starting to win a few more balls in the air as the half progresses; if Northern Ireland can get on the end of a couple, they might be able to create something.
|For the first time, England build nicely from the back, with Lampard releasing Cole in to a touch of space on the left wing. Unfortunately, the full-back's cross is dreadful and goes straight out for a goal-kick.
|Ferdinand can't see any options for a pass, so he dallies about on the ball for a few seconds. There doesn't seem to be a great deal of urgency from England at the moment.
|Oooh! A moment of madness from Ferdinand as he allows a tame header to run towards Robinson, unaware that Elliot was stood behind him. The England goalkeeper is alert to the danger and hacks the ball clear.
|There is still a very good atmosphere inside the ground, with the Northern Ireland fans really getting behind their side.
|Although they have created almost nothing of their own, they have managed to restrict England to just a couple of long shots; they have pressed and hassled very well.
|Healy is getting absolutely no support from his team-mates; whenever England lose the ball deep in the Northern Ireland half, their only 'out ball' is a long hoof up field, where the striker is battling against four defenders.
|For some peculiar reason, the referee has asked stadium officials to turn off the big screen; he is apparently upset that the crowd can see replays of controversial moments of action.
|Northern Ireland manage a shot; Elliot controlling a long throw in to the area, but Ferdinand blocks inside the six-yard box.
|In the first half-hour of the match, I can think of one meaningful shot on goal. It's been poor fare from both sides.
|Rooney shows great strength to hold off his marker as he collects the ball after drifting in from his position on the left-wing. He barges his way past a couple of players, but his pass to Lampard is woefully over-hit.
|...Beckham chips the ball in to the penalty area, but Johnson climbs high to clear with his head.
|Lampard is brought down by Johnson as he ran through the middle. The Northern Ireland midfielder is booked for the challenge. Free-kick, 35 yards out...
|Oooh! Beckham crashes the free-kick from 25 yards against the cross-bar. Great effort from the England captain; Taylor was well beaten.
|Young is felled by Davies, who had raised his foot quite high. The England right-back limps away as Beckham lines up the free kick.
|Lampard and Gerrard exchange a nice one-two on the edge of the penalty area, but Gerrard's shot is blocked.
|Northern Ireland, playing only Healy up front on his own, haven't got as many options as England when they get the ball in midfield, and seemingly look a little clueless.
|England are finally managing to make some meaningful progress in this match, with SWP looking increasingly dangerous out on the right wing.
|Capaldi does very well to rob the ball off SWP, who had collected a very lose header from Elliot inside the Northern Ireland half.
|Oooh! Capaldi's mistake gifts possession to SWP. The Chelsea winger runs at the Northern Ireland defence, but he is shepherded widder than he wants, and his shot is eventually blocked.
|Oooh! Rooney rather scuffs his 30-yard shot, but it ends at the feet of Owen inside a crowded area. The England striker tries to turn and get a shot away, but the Northern Ireland defence scramble it clear.
|There is a good tempo to the game; it is benig played at a fast pace and with great enthusiasm from both sets of players. But it is also very scrappy; lots of lose passes and mis-control.
|England win another corner following some good defending from Baird. Beckham's set-piece is half-cleared to SWP on the edge of the box, but his touch lets him down.
|Lawrie Sanchez is warned by the fourth official after he ventures out of his 'technical area' to bark out some instructions.
|Carragher is being uncharacteristically adventurous so far; a couple of times he has brought the ball out of defence and ran at the Northern Ireland back-line.
|Owen has the first shot of the match when he fires in a right-foot effort from the edge of the box. It's well-struck, but takes a heavy deflection and trickles to the keeper.
|Rooney and Beckham are still being booed; I assume it is because they are the two highest-profile England players, though that still doesn't really explain the hostile reception fully.
|England are pushing high up the pitch and aren't allowing the Northern Ireland midfield any time on the ball; the middle third of the pitch is very congested.
|It's been another sloppy start from both sides; England haven't managed to get going yet, and the home side can't seem to string any passes together.
|Gerrard almost picks out Rooney, charging through the middle, but Baird rises high to flick the ball back to his goalkeeper.
|Beckham is showing considerable discipline in this holding role, but England look very disjointed.
|Beckham slices another long ball out to the right wing for SWP to chase, but it is slightly overhit and it runs out for a throw-in down near the corner flag.
|Rooney flies in to a challenge with Gillespie; everyone is really fired-up for the game tonight; I wouldn't be surprised to see a few yellow cards.
|Lampard is back on the field, but doesn't seem to be moving all that freely at the moment. He looks grumpy.
|England are still down to ten men, with Lampard off the field, but the home side can't get the ball and use it to their advantage.
|Lampard is down and requires some treatment after getting a kick on his ankle. He limps off to the sidelines; a cause of concern for England.
|Quinn hooks the ball out to the right wing for Gillespie to chase with Cole, but the England man shows good pace to reach the ball first and put it out for a throw.
|Carragher clumsily gives away a free-kick when he fouls Healy. The home side crowd the England area, but the set-piece is poor and doesn't beat the first England defender.
|A great run from Carragher as he collects the ball forty yards out and drives in to the penalty area, though Gillespie manages to prod the ball out of play.
|England win another corner through good play out on the right wing by SWP; he could torment the home side if he is feeling 'up for it' tonight.
|Beckham's corner is aimed towards Rooney at the near post, but Northern Ireland scramble the ball clear. Already, England are mounting a little pressure.
|England win a corner when SWP dances past his marker and his attempted cross-shot is deflected behind.
|It's been a good start by the home side; they aren't letting England have any time on the ball, harrying the visitors.
|Lawrie Sanchez is patrolling the sidelines in a nice suit; he looks like an estate agent.
|Beckham is booed on his first touch, as is Rooney; I couldn't tell you why that is.
|England win an early free-kick inside their own half after a foul by Feeney on Cole.
|England's last defeat in Belfast was in 1927. Think on that, readers.
|England will line-up with their new 4-5-1 formation, with Beckham continuing in his role in front of the back-four, and Rooney stuck out on the left-wing.
|For the first time in over eight years, Northern Ireland have named an unchanged side.
|There is a fantastic atmosphere inside Windsor Park tonight; it's party-time for the fans inside this tiny little stadium.
|As expected, Wright-Phillips keeps his place in the England side as Joe Cole makes way for Michael Owen.
|England will be within touching distance of qualification should they win at Windsor Park. Join our expert summariser from 19:45 BST
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This loan is part of a special WAGES program for groups of Togolese farmers and livestock breeders, offering financing at a lower interest rate in addition to relevant training. The reduced interest rate is designed to hit a sweet spot, empowering clients in rural Togo to capture significant, impactful profits and become more financially stable after three credit cycles. WAGES is working with the Togolese government, Veterinarians Without Borders and the African Institute for Economic and Social Development to make this program possible. By supporting this loan, you're extending opportunity in a country where 70% of the population works in agriculture but financing options remain scarce.
About Women and Associations for Gain both Economic and SocialThis loan is administered by Women and Associations for Gain both Economic and Social (WAGES), Togo's second-largest microfinance institution. Along with a wide range of savings and loan products, WAGES offers its clients training programs in basic literacy, health care (HIV/AIDS and malaria), and business-related subjects (business management, marketing, accounting). You can show your support for WAGES by joining its lending team!
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"Crooked Tree - a Bird Watcher's Paradise" Crooked Tree by Bwana_Brown
Crooked Tree Travel Guide: 24 reviews and 47 photos
We were really starting to get into this Belize thing by the time we arrived at the Bird's Eye View Lodge in Crooked Tree village! This was Day 10 of our trip and we had already had five days on the beautiful islands and coral reefs in the north, two days enjoying the forests and animals in central Belize and then two more days on the remote palm-fringed southeastern shores of the country at 'Hopkins'.
Located on a small island connected to land by a rough 3.5-mile long causeway, the Crooked Tree Wildlife Sanctuary is noted for its fastastic bird-watching. The reports are well-founded, as we can attest from an amazing tour of Crooked Tree Lagoon and up Spanish Creek on one of the boats anchored in this photo. More than just that experience made this 2-day stopover a special part of our trip - it was also very relaxing sitting on the lakeshore in the 30 C weather, yet feeling totally refreshed by the cool breeze blowing in off the water, as the myriad assortment of birds and animals put on a show for us! Just another of the many great experiences we had in Belize as we moved around the country with our backpacks.
This area of Belize is made up of a mixture of long lagoons, connected by creeks, marshes and logwood tree thickets. As a result, it is a natural for birds and, in fact, we saw many of the same species that we get in eastern Canada - I was wondering where they spent the winter! Crooked Tree island is a different place, in that it is the result of being surrounded by various creeks, which expand into large lagoons during during the wet season and sometimes dry up completely in the summer months. Because of the record breaking hurricane and tropical storm season in 2005/06, the waters were still unusually high when we were there in February, 2006. Even though this area is quite some distance inland from the Caribbean Sea, it is only 10-16 feet (3-5 metres) above sea level, so large amounts of rain water tend to spread out over the flat landscape.
- Pros:Extremely relaxing spot, fantastic birding
- Cons:A bit out of the way, food only so-so
- In a nutshell:A totally different Belize experience - very enjoyable!
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We're going back to Belize in February, but since we're only going for a week I doubt we'll have time to hit Crooked Tree - which is really too bad, because it looks fantastic! Next time, perhaps?
Sounds a great spot for relaxing and wildlife, and I'd love that boat trip - just my sort of thing! Not sure we'll make it here when in Belize in Nov but will certainly bear it in mind. Thanks for the inspiration :-)
What an excellent place this is for nature lovers! It certainly sounds like you had a most enjoyable time, I know I would love it there too!
What a wonderful lagoon. Doesn't seem too simple to me to sit w/ wine overlooking such beauty and wildlife. Not sure I'd be ready for the tour at 6 AM, tho. You'd find me sitting on the sidelines w/ my coffee and binoculars.
A very beautiful location with lots to see and do. Nice page and you take care!:)
Bird paradise! Great page,Glenn. This place-the creeks, the birds, the boat trip- reminded me a bit of our Sunderbans adventure. Especially that early morning photo before your cruise. Lovely.
That sounds like a birdwatchers' paradise and to see all those lizards and things, except perhaps the crocodiles, must be marvellous. Liked the idea of a horse going out for a walk. They deserve some freedom too.
Sounds like birding heaven, Glenn. I'd read a bit about the logwood trade - hard work and wild times in the 17th century - interesting to see the region now. leyle
This sounds quite a marvellous place, with all that wildlife (so many birds!) in the sanctuary. I've never before seen a cashew tree and your information on how the nuts are extracted was fascinating.
Crooked tree. Very quaint...LOL I like the name of that Jesus lizard too.
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SEOUL – South Korea said Wednesday it will conduct an economic and technical feasibility study on building undersea tunnels with Japan and China, according to President Lee Myung Bak's press office.
The decision was made at a meeting of a committee chaired by Lee on regional development that is to draw up plans for nationwide land development by 2020, the office said.
The envisioned proposals are to build an undersea route connecting a southern point in South Korea to a point in Kyushu, and also a point in western South Korea to a point in China's Shandong Province.
A South Korea-Japan undersea tunnel has been the object of discussions by local governments of the two sides, but the Wednesday decision is likely to elevate the ideas to the central government level.
A South Korea-Japan tunnel, however, has drawn negative reactions from many South Koreans since the idea was first floated when the Korean Peninsula was under Japan's 1910-45 colonial rule.
Whether the proposed project could become a reality remains unclear, considering that the project would cost an estimated 100 trillion won (¥7.5 trillion).
According to the South Korean government, undersea tunnels with Japan and China are aimed at establishing a network of transporting materials when the divided Koreas become unified in the future.
The proposed project for South Korea and Japan is mostly likely to connect Geoje Island near the southern South Korea city Busan to the city of Karatsu in Saga Prefecture via Iki and Tsushima islands.
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Angelic Bulwark
When an attack brings you below 30% health, you gain an absorption shield equal to 15% of your maximum health for 20 sec. Cannot occur more than once every 90 sec.
Angelic Feather
40 yd range
Place a feather at the target location, granting the first ally to walk through it 60% increased movement speed for 6 sec. Max 3 charges. Only 3 feathers can be placed at one time.
40 yd range
1 min cooldown Instant
Creates a Mindbender to attack the target. Caster receives 0.75% mana when the Mindbender attacks. Lasts 20 sec.
Replaces Shadowfiend.
Replaces Shadowfiend.
Dominate Mind
30 yd range 0.5% of base mana
1.8 sec cast
Controls a mind up to level 103 for 30 sec. Does not work versus Mechanical beings. This spell shares diminishing returns with other incapacitating effects.
Spirit Shell
1 min cooldown Instant
For the next 10 sec, your Heal, Flash Heal, and Prayer of Healing no longer heal but instead create absorption shields that last 15 sec.
30 yd range 3.59% of base mana
40 sec cooldown 1.5 sec cast
Creates a ring of Holy energy around you that quickly expands and grows in power, up to 30 yds away. Heals allies for up to 9,903, with the greatest effect at 25 yds.
Major Glyphs
Glyph of Penance
DisciplinePassiveIncreases the mana cost of Penance by 20% but allows Penance to be cast while moving.
Glyph of Prayer of MendingPassiveThe first charge of your Prayer of Mending heals for an additional 60% but your Prayer of Mending has 1 fewer charge.
Glyph of Holy Fire
Discipline, HolyPassiveIncreases the range of your Holy Fire, Smite, and Power Word: Solace spells by 10 yards.
Minor Glyphs
Glyph of the ShaPassiveTransforms your Shadowfiend and Mindbender into a Sha Beast.
Glyph of AngelsPassiveYour heal spells momentarily grant you angelic wings.
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Spectral Guise
30 sec cooldown Instant
Your shadow blurs into the darkness, leaving your true form behind. As a shadow you are stealthed, but remain in combat. Lasts 6 sec or until your true form is hit by 3 direct attacks.
Angelic Feather
40 yd range
Place a feather at the target location, granting the first ally to walk through it 60% increased movement speed for 6 sec. Max 3 charges. Only 3 feathers can be placed at one time.
Consuming Shadow Orbs transforms your Mind Flay into Insanity, and your Mind Sear into Searing Insanity, for 1.91 sec per Shadow Orb consumed. These spells deals 100% additional damage.
Void Tendrils
1% of base mana
30 sec cooldown Instant
Summons shadowy tendrils, rooting up to 5 enemy targets within 8 yards for 20 sec or until the tendril is killed.
Shadowy Insight
Your Shadow Word: Pain damage over time and Mind Spike damage has a 5% chance to reset the cooldown on Mind Blast and make your next Mind Blast instant.
30 yd range 1% of base mana
40 sec cooldown Instant
Creates a ring of Shadow energy around you that quickly expands and grows in power, up to 30 yds away. Deals up to 11,245 Shadow damage to enemies, with the greatest effect at 25 yds.
Major Glyphs
Glyph of Mind Flay
ShadowPassiveYour Mind Flay spell no longer slows your victim's movement speed. Instead, each time Mind Flay deals damage you will be granted 15% increased movement speed for 5 sec, stacking up to 3 times.
Glyph of Vampiric Embrace
ShadowPassiveYour Vampiric Embrace converts an additional 10% of the damage you deal into healing, but the duration is reduced by 5 sec.
Glyph of FadePassiveYour Fade ability now also reduces all damage taken by 10%.
Minor Glyphs
Glyph of Shadowy Friends
ShadowPassiveYour Shadowform extends to your mount and non-combat pets.
Glyph of Shadow Ravens
ShadowPassiveYour Shadow Orbs now appear as Shadow Ravens.
Glyph of AngelsPassiveYour heal spells momentarily grant you angelic wings.
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- Mana78000
- Intellect 1807
- Spell Power 2418
- Crit 24.58%
- Spirit 450
- Haste 24.56%
- Mastery 70.07%
- Multistrike 9.59%
- Versatility 0.00%
- Intellect 1807
- Spell Power 2418
- Haste 24.56%
- Crit 24.58%
- Mastery 70.07%
- Multistrike 9.59%
- Versatility 0.00%
- Strength 457
- Agility 575
- Intellect 1807
- Stamina 2530
- Damage 125–232
- Attack Power 0
- Speed 1.93
- Spell Power 2418
- Mana Regen 3415
- Armour 764
- Dodge 3.00%
- Parry 0.00%
- Block 0.00%
- Crit 24.58%
- Haste 24.56%
- Mastery 70.07%
- Spirit 450
- Bonus Armor 382
- Multistrike 9.59%
- Leech 0.00%
- Versatility 0.00%
- Avoidance 0.00%
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