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Lister: How can you just lie back and accept it?
Kryten: Oh, it's not the end for me, sir, it's just the beginning. I have served my human masters, now I can look forward to my reward in silicon heaven.
Lister: [Stunned pause] Silicon WHAT?
Kryten: Surely you've heard of silicon heaven?
Lister: Has it got anything to do with being stuck opposite Brigitte Nielsen in a packed lift?
Kryten: No, sir. It's the electronic afterlife. It's the gathering place for the souls of all electronic equipment. Robots, toasters, calculators. It's our final resting place.
Lister: I don't mean to say anything out of place here, Kryten, but that is completely whacko Jacko. There is no such thing as 'Silicon Heaven'.
Kryten: Then where do all the calculators go?
Lister: They don't go anywhere. They just die.
Kryten: Surely you believe that God is in all things? Aren't you a pantheist?
Lister: Yeah, but I just don't think it applies to kitchen utensils. I'm not a FRYING pantheist. Machines do not have souls. Computers and calculators do not have an afterlife. You don't get hairdryers with tiny little wings, sitting on clouds and playing harps.
Kryten: But of course you do. For is it not written in the Electronic Bible, "The Iron shall lie down with the Lamp".
Kryten: My goodness. I do believe I'm drunk. I suddenly feel the need... to strut my funky stuff.
Kryten: Is this the human quality you call friendship?
Lister: Don't give me any of that Star Trek crap. It's too early in the morning.
[to Hudzen - Kryten's larger, more powerful, scarier replacement]
Lister: He's not leaving. You are.
Lister: Did I just say that?
Rimmer: I used to be in the Samaritans.
Lister: I know. For one morning.
Rimmer: I couldn't take any more.
Lister: I don't blame you. You spoke to five people and they all committed suicide. I wouldn't mind, but one was a wrong number. He only phoned up for the cricket scores.
[everyone is drunk]
Lister: What are you saying, Rimmer?
Rimmer: I'm saying that there is a very real possibility that your parents were brother and sister.
Lister: Hey. I'm pouring me heart out here.
Rimmer: How many toes have you got?
Lister: Ten.
The Cat: Yeah, on both feet.
Lister: Altogether.
Kryten: They're not webbed or anything are they?
Lister: Look, they weren't related, all right?
[Kryten falls off his chair]
Lister: Kryten 2X4B 523P? Is that your full name?
Kryten: Yes, but I don't like the 2X4B. Such a dorky middle name. Then again, I knew an android who's middle name was 2Q4B.
Kryten: At 0700 hours tomorrow morning my shutdown disk will be activated and all mental and physical operations will cease.
Lister: Then what?
Kryten: I don't know, maybe I'll get a job as disk jockey.
Kryten: Mum. I never had a mum.
The Cat: It's all right, buddy. It's all part of being drunk. You've been through the happy stage. Now you're going through the melancholy stage.
Kryten: I wish I had a mum.
Holly: I never had a mum, neither.
Rimmer: Well, you can all have mine. Everyone else did.
Lister: No offense, Rimmer, but that is completely wacko-jacko.
Rimmer: Everyone's entitled to their beliefs, Lister. I never agreed with my parents' religion, but I wouldn't dream of knocking it.
Lister: What were they?
Rimmer: Seventh Day Advent Hop-ists. They believed that every Sunday should be spent hopping. They would hop to church, hop through the service, then hop back home again. I tell you, Sunday lunchtimes were a nightmare - we all had to wear sou'westers and asbestos underpants. You see, they took the Bible literally - Adam and Eve, the snake and the apple, took it word for word. Unfortunately, their version had a misprint. It was all based on 1 Corinthians 13: "Faith, Hop and Charity, and the greatest of these is Hop."
[the crew are throwing a farewell party for Kryten]
Rimmer: Enough of all this chitter-chatter, let the banquet begin!
Kryten: But I don't eat.
Holly: I've knocked up a special mechanoid menu for you.
[Rimmer hands Kryton a menu]
Kryten: There's so much to choose from!
Rimmer: Sir, may I recommend the Barium Hydrochloride Salad Nicoise followed by the Helium-3 Isotopes de la Maison, and then perhaps a small Radioactive Fruit Salad for pudding.
Rimmer: [talking about Kryton's final 24 hours] At least he gets 24 hours notice. All the notice most of us get is "Mind that bus. What bus? Splat!"
Kryten: [waking up after a night of partying] Oh, my goodness... Oh... my head. Oh, what happened to me? Damage control report. Oh! Dehydration level, 45%. Recall of previous evening, 2%. Embarrassment factor, 91%! Advised repair schedule; reboot startup disc, offline for 36 hours and replace head. Boy! What a night!
[others groan and start to wake]
Kryten: Is it just me, or is that cockroach shuffling too loudly?
Rimmer: Kryten, it's called a hangover, don't panic.
Lister: We're on a mining ship, three million years into deep space... can someone explain to me where the smeg I got this traffic cone?
The Cat: Hey! It's not a good night unless you get a traffic cone! It's the police woman's helmet and the suspenders I don't understand!
Kryten: [Kryten has sampled Holly's Android Home Brew] It's got a nice kick to it - sort of a mix of Vimto and Liquid Nitrogen!
Holly: Ere! Have you been looking in my recipe book!
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4 Approaches To Determine What To Paint
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1. Find something you have never ever painted before
All of your paintings are of summer landscapes, why not try a winter landscape if, for example? If you constantly paint urban centers, why not paint the countryside for an alteration? A go if you always use oils, why not give watercolours or acrylics? Numerous music artists have stuck for one thing to paint simply because they're used to painting the thing that is same and again; they find they cannot do anything else using what they already know just. Think not in the field; expand your horizons and explore things that are new. You will soon realize that there's always one thing you have never tried, therefore go ahead and try it.
2. Visit somewhere you've never been before
Visiting somewhere new is a way that is really good find one thing new to paint. When visiting a new place, you never understand what wonders await you. Even it can give you lots of great ideas about what to paint if you paint from your imagination and not from real life, going somewhere new and exploring. Seeing brand new things stimulates the mind and provides your creativity a lift. To come up with brand new some ideas, you have to have new input. In the event that you keep to the same routine, seeing equivalent things day in, day out, you will think it is difficult to produce brand new and fresh ideas of what things to paint. Visiting somewhere new is one method of maintaining things exciting and making yes you're getting the chance to come up with new some ideas.
3. See what other performers are doing
A way that is simple of one thing to paint would be to examine works by other artists. You can look at designers that produce comparable works to yours or have a look at designers whose work is completely various; either real way, you're bound getting ideas of what to paint. Visit galleries and also have a good couple of hours wandering round and achieving a glance at the art that is different on display. Find some artists whose works you've never ever seen before and appear their works up – you never know very well what kind of inspirational works could be awaiting you available to you. Art is filled with tips that are passed backwards and forwards; plunge into the art globe and appearance at plenty of works and you should see you can find loads of tips for paintings.
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Thanks to technology that is advanced you can now shoot and modify videos. This will make it very easy for someone who is starting up to pose as a specialist, thus rendering it really tricky to choose. If you wish to prevent the problems, then the following steps ought to be of assistance.
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Pupils and working professionals need to transfer information for his or her jobs. Members of the family and family relations share valuable documents and photos with the other person as well. As such, thumb-drives and portable USB drives have become nearly absolutely essential. The expansion of mobile technology in addition has engendered the burgeoning popularity of cameras and PDAs. Smart phones can double up as devices to keep MP3, movies and in addition photos.
Generally, there are different types of detachable news such as for instance solid state memory; optical; and magnetic. Let's take a look at different types of products.
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USB thumb drives, smart media cards, memory sticks, multimedia cards, mini SD cards and xD Picture Cards all fall under the umbrella of solid state memory information news. They are extremely light but come with a storage capacity that is large. They've been nevertheless vulnerable to virus assaults, bad sectors as well as denying of file access. After they become kaput, dialogue bins prompting a reformat shall pop-up.
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A report by the Sainsbury Centre for Mental Health found that court diversion and liaison schemes in England only work with one in five people with mental health problems who go through the justice system.
The Sainsbury Centre for Mental Health estimates that mental health problems cost over pounds 77 billlion per annum through economic losses, care costs and, in extreme cases, premature death.
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Up to $2.5b in tax cuts were seen as real possibility in 2017.
The debt-to-income ratio being considered could actually make it harder for people to buy that first home.
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I'm sure I speak for all the pregnant ladies out there who, nearing my due date, feels like nothing more than stripping all my clothes off and having a photographer take a nude shot for a magazine cover.
No? Actually, now that I think about it, that's about the last thing I want to do. Instead, I'd like to sit in a pool of water all day to support my weight and find something that will take away the nausea, fatigue, backache, pelvic pain, and anxiety about childbirth, breastfeeding and being responsible for another human.
But the world of glossy magazines, as we all know, is another universe where pregnancy (and pretty much everything else) is concerned. The latest celeb to bare her belly is Megan Gale on the cover of the April issue of Marie Claire. Megan joins Demi, Britney, Christina, Claudia, Cindy, and Mariah baring all while heavily pregnant.
And that's a good thing. Kind of.
When Demi did it on the cover of Vanity Fair way back in 1991, it was a game changer in terms of how pregnant women appeared in public. Before Demi, pregnancy was typically hidden. The logic seemed to be that it was better for all concerned to pretend that for a nine month period a woman temporarily lost all fashion sense and suddenly spot weight gained, rather than contemplate the possibility that - steel yourself - she had had sex some months prior.
In the period AD - 'After Demi' - it wasn't long before non-celeb women were highlighting their expanding middles. Expecting mothers no longer had to wear nautical themed tents masquerading as dresses in order to hide their bodies until the stork delivered their baby from God.
For this we can be grateful.
But with each passing famous naked pregnant lady, you have to wonder if Demi Moore's groundbreaking cover actually broke the wrong sort of ground.
We've gone from denying and disguising pregnant women's sexuality to reducing them to it. Megan Gale looks beautiful of the cover of Marie Claire; that much is not in dispute. But why the nudity? Wouldn't she look just as gorgeous and interesting with some clothes on?
Except for very rare exceptions, there are generally two ways a famous pregnant woman can get on the cover of a magazine - to take her clothes off or be seen shoveling food into her mouth so we can all pretend to be concerned she's gaining 'too much' weight. Kim Kardashian, anybody?
As with glossy magazine covershoots in general, we only ever get to see a narrow range of pregnant bodies. These women's slim pregnant frames become just another unattainable, unrealistic body ideal to induce body insecurity so we'll buy more stuff trying to 'fix' ourselves.
The message for all women is clear: you don't get a reprieve from the pursuit of hotness, even when you're pregnant.
Where are the stretch marks, varicose veins and blotchy stretched skin? Where are the split ends because you can't stand the thought of sitting in a hairdressers' chair for that long and you can't breathe when you lean back in the basin? Or the cracked heels and the dark rings under your eyes from sleeplessness because your growing baby insists on simultaneously head-butting your bladder and kicking your stomach all night? And piles. Don't mention the piles.
But most of all, where's the fat? Yes, that's right: fat. Because despite all the stuff about running, pilate-ing or Cross Fitting your way through pregnancy while subsisting on organic Chia seed infused green smoothies, many of us are too sick to do much more than waddle to the chip shop in the hope of getting some fried salt and fat goodness to relieve the symptoms of all-day and all-night sickness.
Let's face it, if weight gain wasn't a reality for most pregnant women there wouldn't be so many people clamouring to make a buck out of helping us to lose it.
And if it's not fat, it's fluid - the kind that puffs up your face at the beginning of the day and migrates to your ankles by the evening.
What's even more insidious about these covers is that not only are we supposed to look this sexy, women are now sold the idea that they're supposed to feel sexy as well. This is despite all the well-established discomforts and lack of bodily control of the third trimester.
Isn't it wondrous enough to grow a person? Do we really have to be sexy while we do it?
Kasey Edwards is the author of Thirty-Something and The Clock is Ticking: What happens when you can no longer ignore the baby question. www.kaseyedwards.com
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Omnivore is the term for animals that eat both plants and animals. Human beings are prime examples of omnivores. Other examples include chickens, raccoons and flies.Know More
The word "omnivore" is derived from Latin, and it means "all-eater." Scientists classify two general types of omnivores. First, there are omnivores that hunt for their food as well as forage for fresh plant matter. Second, there are omnivores that are classified as scavengers. These omnivores feed on already dead animals and plants. Some herbivores incidentally eat small amounts of animal food if that type of animal matter becomes available. Incidental consumption does not classify a living creature as an omnivore.Learn more about Mammals
Examples of animals that live on land include household pets, such as dogs and cats, and wild animals like lions, tigers, bears and monkeys. There are also land animals that are typically used for food purposes, such as cows, chickens and pigs. More impressive lands animals include the cheetah and African Elephant. According to Animals-Zone.com, these animals are the fastest and heaviest land animals.Full Answer >
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Parents (mistakenly) believe letting children drink alcohol early discourages later use, study says
Our take: Sometimes it may seem that exposing children to possible dangers such as alcohol in a controlled environment may curb possible abuse in the future. This "forbidden fruit theory" claims that if something is completely forbidden to children, it will only make the action more desirable. However, recent studies have found that controlled exposure to alcohol at a young age may increase the risk of a child abusing alcohol. In this article from The Huffington Post, Meredith Bennett-Smith discusses the impacts of these recent findings.
A surprising number of parents believe that early exposure to alcohol will discourage children from drinking in adolescence and help prevent alcohol abuse later on, according to a new study from the RTI International and the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill.
The study, which was published this week in the Archives of Pediatrics & Adolescent Medicine, looked at data collected from 1,050 mothers and their third-grade children, according to Science Daily.
Forty percent of mothers believe that trying to ban children from even tasting alcohol will only make it more appealing (the so-called "forbidden fruit" theory). In addition, 33 percent of third graders in the study had already had beer, wine or other alcohol.
This finding indicates that many parents mistakenly expect that the way children drink at home, under parental supervision, will be replicated when children are with peers, public health analyst Christine Jackson, a leader of the study, told TODAY.com.
Read more about children and alcohol on The Huffington Post.
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