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Easing Systems Integration, Post-Merger
Ruotolo, Frank, Chief Executive (U.S.)
Post-merger integration is never an easy affair, and in no area is the challenge more complicated and dangerous than in merging information technology. Improperly integrated disparate systems can result in seriously interrupted customer service, and loss of benefits hoped to be gained from the merger. "There is already a 70 percent chance that a merger and acquisition will fail to meet management needs. An inept merger of IT systems will only further increase the likelihood of failure," says John McCreight, president of Wilton, CT-based McCreight & Co., a consultancy specializing in strategy implementation.
Ideally, M&As allow the combined unit to realize synergies and benefit from technology redundancy. But how do you know which systems to keep and which to scrap? When should you keep both and tie them together with an IT integration tool? While they might sound like questions for an IS manager, not a CEO, the answers to these questions always begin with the business need. Many IT integration projects actually fail because business objectiveswere never made clear to the IS team, says George F. (Rick) Adam, president and CEO of New Era of Networks (NEON), a systems integration technology provider based in Englewood, CO.
Also behind the failure of IT integration is the tendency to underestimate IT costs and underfund projects to make merger numbers work. Just how much should be dedicated varies on the industry and its average IT expenditure, Adams explains. "Financial services, as a whole, spends 10 percent of revenue on technology, whereas hospitals spend 3 percent."
After the merger, customer databases should be integrated quickly, and accounts reassigned immediately. Aggressive communication with the customer should begin posthaste, so customers can begin to see the merged entity as one institution. …


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Steven VanRoekel will temporarily lead the management team at OMB. (FCW file photo)
Federal chief information officer Steven VanRoekel is taking over the duties as head of the management team at the Office of Management and Budget temporarily while a permanent replacement is sought, according to an agency spokesperson.
VanRoekel will fill for Jeffrey Zients, who stepped down in early May , until a deputy director for management is confirmed. He'll remain CIO and administrator for the Office for E-Government while performing these interim duties, OMB spokesperson Ari Issacman Astles told FCW.
Relatedly, the duties of controller, vacated by the move of Danny Werfel to head the Internal Revenue Service, will be handled on an interim basis by deputy controller Norman Dong.
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NFL Team Report - Indianapolis Colts - INSIDE SLANT
Running the football played a huge role in the San Diego Chargers beating the Colts on Monday night. So did the Chargers' defense.
Four Nick Novak field goals and the Chargers' ability to keep Andrew Luck and the Colts out of the end zone paved the way for a 19-9 victory at Qualcomm Stadium.
"Give John Pagano the credit he deserves," Chargers coach Mike McCoy said of his defensive coordinator, the younger brother of Colts head coach Chuck Pagano. "He did an outstanding job of getting these players ready. It's him and the rest of the whole defensive staff. This is what it's all about. It's about winning football games."
San Diego quarterback Philip Rivers went 22-for-33 for 237 yards and threw the game's lone touchdown pass as San Diego (3-3) bounced back from a disappointing loss to the Oakland Raiders a week ago.
Indianapolis (4-2) saw its three-game winning streak end.
Luck connected on 18 of 30 attempts for 202 yards, but he was hurt frequently by dropped passes. He also was picked off by cornerback Derek Cox with 1:07 remaining to seal the outcome.
"We stunk on third down today, and a lot of credit to their defense," Luck said. "They had great pressures, a good job covering guys, and we made our fair share of mistakes, but it's by what they did."
San Diego finished with a large advantage in time of possession (38:31-21:29). The Chargers gained 374 total yards while limiting the Colts to 267 total yards.
Chargers running back Ryan Mathews gained 102 yards on 22 carries, the first time he topped the century mark this season. Teammate Keenan Allen, who scored the game's only touchdown, made nine receptions for 107 yards.
"The balance we had in the running game was outstanding and something we worked on very hard," said McCoy, crediting offensive coordinator Ken Whisenhunt. "A great plan by Ken and his staff. This was big for us to establish the run game this week. That was a big key going into the game and something we really focused on."
Neither team scored a touchdown in the second half, but the Chargers drove for three Novak field goals.
"I just tried to stay focused and confident," Novak said.
Indianapolis' Adam Vinatieri booted a 51-yard field goal to slice the gap to 16-9 with 7:21 remaining, but the Colts got no closer. Novak added a 50-yarder with 1:55 left.
Defense dictated the first half, but the Chargers used their ball-control offense to build a 10-6 halftime lead. After Vinatieri connected on a 30-yard field goal with 11:27 remaining in the first quarter, giving Indianapolis a 3-0 lead, San Diego played keep-away the rest of the half.
A 12-play, 74-yard drive, draining more than six minutes off the clock, ended with Rivers hitting Allen on a 22-yard scoring pass for a 7-3 lead at 12:02 of the second quarter.
On the Chargers' next possession, Rivers guided his team on a 17-play, 79-yard drive, resulting in a 31-yard field by Novak with 1:41 left for a 10-3 advantage.
However, Vinatieri converted a 50-yard field goal to end the half, cutting San Diego's lead to four.
San Diego possessed the ball for 18 minutes of the half compared to 12 for the Colts, including a 10:56-4:04 advantage in the second quarter.
NFL Team Report - Indianapolis Colts - NOTES, QUOTES
--Colts WR Reggie Wayne (five catches, 88 yards) made his 1,000th career reception in the fourth quarter. He is the ninth player to reach the milestone in league history.
--Colts LB Jerrell Freeman suffered a concussion in the first half and did not return.
--Indianapolis' inactives were S LaRon Landry, RB Daniel Herron, LB Kavell Conner, C/G Khaled Holmes, T Xavier Nixon, LB Bjoern Werner and DT Montori Hughes.
QUOTE TO NOTE: "We went up against a team that was defending its own turf and plays well in big-time games. I know through experience playing these guys, you will not be able to beat these guys playing the way we did tonight." -- Wide receiver Reggie Wayne.
NFL Team Report - Indianapolis Colts - STRATEGY AND PERSONNEL
What we learned about the Colts
The Colts' lack of a running game and the inability of receivers to make easy catches proved costly. Trent Richardson managed just 40 yards on 10 carries, and Indianapolis was limited to just 74 rushing yards overall. The reliable Reggie Wayne delivered with five catches for 88 yards, but T.Y. Hilton (five for 43), Coby Fleener and Darrius Heyward-Bey all had drops during the loss. Heyward-Bey dropped a potential first-half touchdown that could have jump-started the offense.
Though they wouldn't say it, the Colts' defensive players were privately fuming about their offense's performance Monday. Indianapolis' defense kept San Diego out of the end zone in the second half, but the Colts' offense failed to produce, managing just a second-half field goal.


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If you were under the impression that "Kolaveri di" was going to be only time that you would witness Dhanush singing..well…think again!
The son-in-law of the legendary Rajnikanth has come out with another song, paying tribute to the Gem of India, the little master blaster, Sachin Tendulkar!
Starting with the signature 'Yo Boys, I am singing song…', one can hear the cheers for Sachin reverberating in the background. The pace picks up slowly as Dhanush beat-boxes and the song breaks into the quintessential Tamil Nadhaswaram sound.
cricket song
SACHIN song
super maama ready
we are your side-u
we unite in your name SACHIN
hey six-u maama
hey six-u maama..sachin
criket balls-u tear-u tear-u
bharath rathna near-u near-u
come on india cheer-u cheer-u
demi god face-u
oh little master
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I have always respected Sachin for his dedication to the game and it is amazing to see how it's kept him going. It is a mass-oriented song and Everybody will be able to relate to it.


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Everybody Loves Rupert: Analysts Applaud Fox
TheStreet) - Everybody loves Rupert. Fresh off an investor day in Los Angeles with executives of 21st Century Fox (FOXA - Get Report), Wall Street analysts were effusive, gushing over the potential for Murdoch's newly-focused television and film company to attain an even higher stock price despite having already gained 29% this year and trading at a 20 times estimated 12-month earnings, its highest valuation in at least 18 months, according to data compiled by Bloomberg.Wells Fargo analyst Marci Ryvicker raised her longterm earnings outlook while reiterating an outperform rating. Ryvicker declared that even as the company is investing in the short term - Fox Sports 1, FX - Murdoch still has plenty of cash and credit available to finance acquisitions. Fox's profit margins, accounting for some adjustments, Ryvicker said, are higher than any rival entertainment company. Shares of New York-based Fox were adding 0.1% to $32.82 in mid-day trading. Looking ahead, Ryvicker issued her first forecast for 2015, projecting that Fox can be expected to post earnings of $1.80 per share, a 19% increase above her 2014 estimates, on revenue of $31.9 billion, a 6% increase. Earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation and amortization in 2015 should generate $7.7 billion. The message is clear: Fox is doing just fine. Her reasons for optimism include The Simpsons, which goes into syndication in 2015 and Modern Family , which has been sold across distribution outlets starting in the fall of 2014. Fox Sports 1, the company's ambitious attempt to challenge Disney's (DIS) ESPN, is scheduled to go live on Aug. 17. Additionally, Fox will be increasing its ownership stake in the YES Network, home of the New York Yankees and Brooklyn Nets, to 80% from 50% by the company's fiscal year 2016. "We think when investors compare BOTH the near-term and the long-term growth rates of FOXA to the rest of the group, as well as incorporate monetization of some of the company's hidden value, the stock will continue to move higher," Ryvicker said. Barclays' Doug Mitchelson made Fox his top pick among media stocks, emphasizing that the company has the fastest growth rate in the entertainment group, and that management is no longer encumbered by the headache known as print, having spun-off its publishing assets in June into the reconfigured News Corp (NWSA).NEW YORK (
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April 22, 2016
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April 11, 2016
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March 28, 2016
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March 8, 2016
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March 7, 2016
Town of Cobourg Appoints New Director of Parks, Recreation, Culture & Tourism
March 1, 2016
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March 1, 2016
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February 17, 2016
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December 21, 2015
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December 16, 2015
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December 10, 2015
Town & DBIA Offer Free Additional Hour of Paid Downtown Parking During Holiday Season
December 8, 2015
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December 8, 2015
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November 16, 2015
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October 29, 2015
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October 28, 2015
Town of Cobourg Asks Citizens to Help Shape the Town Budget
October 23, 2015
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October 21, 2015
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October 15, 2015
The Cobourg Fire Department Reminds Cobourg Residents: Hear the Beep Where You Sleep
October 2, 2015
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September 28, 2015
The Town of Cobourg & Durham College Join Together to Help Revitalize Downtown Cobourg
September 25, 2015
Cobourg Community Centre Implements New Menu Based on Citizen Feedback
September 22, 2015
The Winner of 'Cobourg's Feel Good Video Contest' is Local High School Student Graham Beer
September 22, 2015
Schedule, Tickets Launched for 10th Annual World Junior A Challenge (Hockey Canada Press Release)
August 14, 2015
The Town of Cobourg & Cobourg Police Service Move Forward with Zero Tolerance Approach
August 11, 2015
The Sandcastle Festival Announces Winners with Over 60 Amateur Teams Competing
August 7, 2015
Heritage Master Plan Phase One Completed & Background Report Finalized
August 4, 2015
The Town of Cobourg Encourages Residents to Use 'Cooling Centres'
July 28, 2015
Citizens Invited to Attend James Cockburn One Man Play
July 24, 2015
Cobourg's Popular Public Art Project 'Keys to Our Town' Ready to be Played
July 21, 2015
The Sandcastle Festival Celebrates its 10th Year with World Champion Sand Sculptors
July 16, 2015
Cobourg Selected to Host 2017 Ontario 55+ Winter Games
July 15, 2015
The Cobourg Waterfront Festival Celebrates 25th Year
June 29, 2015
Cobourg to Receive Funding for Midtown Creek Flood Detention Pond
June 26, 2015
Town of Cobourg and YMCA Northumberland Agree to Explore Potential Partnership
June 23, 2015
Cobourg Tourism Launches First 'Feel Good' Video Contest
June 15, 2015
Highly Anticipated Movie Lineup Released for 'Movies on the Beach' Event
June 12, 2015
Route Released for the TORONTO 2015 Pan Am Games Torch Relay in Town of Cobourg
June 11, 2015
Cobourg Marina Launches Reservations System for Transient Boaters
June 4, 2015
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May 15, 2015
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March 13, 2015
Town of Cobourg Initiates Work To Develop Heritage Master Plan
March 12, 2015
Cobourg Women Pleads Guilty Of Violation To Ontario Fire Code
March 6, 2015
Cobourg Town Council Passes By-law To Prohibit Smoking And Use Of Tobacco in Public Places
February 25, 2015
Victoria Hall Lenah Field Fisher Foyer To Undergo Painting
February 20, 2015
Civic Awards Provide Opportunity To Honour Deserving Volunteers
February 19, 2015
Town of Cobourg Strategic Planning To Be Held In Open and Closed Session
February 11, 2015
Local Chefs Prepare for Cobourg's Annual Savoury Celebrations
February 10, 2015
Paid Parking At Parking Meters Downtown Cobourg Enforced February 2, 2015
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January 29, 2015
OJHL: Ontario Junior Hockey League To Host 2015 World Junior A Challenge
January 23, 2015
Town Of Cobourg Installs Way Finding Signs Directing Traffic Downtown
January 22, 2015
Mandy Robinson Announced As New Cobourg Town Crier
January 5, 2015
Winter Photography Contest Invites The Public to Capture 'A Lasting Impression'
December 18, 2014
Town of Cobourg Council to Review Council Meeting Structure And Governance Model
December 17, 2014
Rotary Waterfront Park Outdoor Skating Rink Open For The Season
December 15, 2014
12 Days of Holiday Fire Safety - Fire Marshal's Public Fire Safety Council
December 9, 2014
Durham College Students Present Conceptual Design Projects for Cobourg's Downtown
December 5, 2014
Civic Awards Committee Calling For Nominations For The 14th Annual Civic Awards
December 4, 2014
14th Annual Business Achievement Awards Will Celebrate Accomplishments of Local Businesses
December 3, 2014
Town of Cobourg Town Crier Selection Committee Seeking Applications For New Town Crier
November 21, 2014
Online Program Registration Now Available at the Cobourg Community Centre
November 20, 2014
Town of Cobourg Prepares For Another Spectacular Lighting Display for Christmas Magic
November 17, 2014
Town of Cobourg Participates in TORONTO 2015 Pan Am Games Torch Relay
November 6, 2014
Town of Cobourg to Host a Public Planning Workshop Regarding the Cobourg Community Centre Seniors Programs
October 3, 2014
Town of Cobourg Recognizes Property Owners and Organizations with Heritage Awards
September 30, 2014
Christmas Magic Is Looking For Volunteers
September 30, 2014
Draining Your Swimming Pool or Hot Tub the Right Way
September 22, 2014
The Corporation and C.U.P.E Local 25 Ratify New Three-Year Deal
September 15, 2014
Cobourg Downtown Vitalization Initiative Meeting Set Goals and Gaining Momentum
September 12, 2014
Earthbound, 2014 Youth Spotlight Winning Band to play at Victoria Park Bandshell
August 11, 2014
Town of Cobourg Launches Second Season of "The Keys to our Town"
August 8, 2014
Ninth Annual Cobourg Sandcastle Festival Winners Announced
August 8, 2014
Municipality Welcomes the Peace Run Global Torch Relay to Cobourg
July 25, 2014
Town of Cobourg Commemorates the Memory of James Cockburn
July 22, 2014
Durham College Students Prepare Innovative Design Concepts for Cobourg's Downtown
July 22, 2014
Town of Cobourg Seeking Public Ideas on Future Use of the Cobourg Harbour
July 21, 2014
Town of Cobourg Gearing Up for International Award Winning Sandcastle Festival
July 15, 2014
The Cup is Coming to Cobourg!
July 7, 2014
Cobourg Music Experience 2014 Youth Spotlight Winner Announced
June 16, 2014
Successful Candidates of Cobourg Youth Entrepreneurship Pilot Program Announced
June 10, 2014
Brandneu Foods Crafts Traditional Food in a "Brand Neu" Way
June 9, 2014
Town of Cobourg Launched New Walk Cobourg Program
June 5, 2014
Cobourg Library Open at the C. Gordon King Centre After Flood Repairs
June 3, 2014
Town Council Approves Terms of Settlement Proposal with TVM Cobourg Inc.
May 13, 2014
Incredible Musical Talent Scheduled for the 2014 Cobourg Music Experience
May 6, 2014
Town Council awards contract for Marina Master Plan
May 6, 2014
Provincial Funding Received for Great Lakes Guardian Planting Project
April 29, 2014
Public Invited to Attend Unveiling Ceremony Honouring Beloved Town Crier Tom MacMillan
April 10, 2014
Cobourg Community Centre's Rink Voted #1 by the Ontario Hockey Association
March 27, 20-14
Tickets on Sale Now for Sweet Water Country Music Series
March 27, 2014
Cobourg Music Experience Seeking Auditions for Buskers & Youth Spotlight Series
March 24, 2014
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March 6, 2014
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March 4, 2014
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March 3, 2014
Supporting Jobs and Growth in Port Hope and Cobourg
March 3, 2014
Preliminary 2014 Operating & Capital Budget Available for Public Comment
February 20, 2014
Northumberland Mall Announced as Cobourg Public Library's Satellite Branch
February 13, 2014
The Town of Cobourg's 2013 Civic Awards Ceremony Has Been Cancelled
February 7, 2014
Local Chefs Prepare for Cobourg's 7th Annual Savoury Celebrations
February 6, 2014
Cobourg Public Library Still Serving Community Despite Temporary Closure
February 4, 2014
World Class Ice Carvers Set to Dazzle at Cobourg Winter Festivities
January 27, 2014
The Cobourg Public Library Opens Temporary Satellite Branch after Flood
January 24, 2014
The Cobourg Community Centre Receives Heart Wise Exercise Designation
January 17, 2014
The Cobourg Public Library Remains Closed Due to Extensive Flooding
January 7, 2014
Town of Cobourg Offers Drop Off Site for Private Property Storm Debris
December 23, 2013
Rotary Waterfront Park Outdoor Skating Rink Opening for the Season
December 11, 2013
Winter Photography Contest Now Accepting Submissions
December 9, 2013
Business Achievement Awards Gears Up for 2013 Year
December 3, 2013
Downtown Receives 'Clean Sweep' with Newly Purchased Sidewalk Vacuum
November 14, 2013
Downtown Vitalization Report Receives Overwhelming Support from Council
November 12, 2013
Christmas Magic Continues to Expand Thanks to Partnership with the Downtown Business Improvement Area
November 8, 2013
Solar Panel Installation Will Offset Operating Costs of Community Centre
October 18, 2013
Cobourg Marina Open House to Discuss Operations & Possible Dock Expansion
October 17, 2013
Cobourg Fire Department Kicks it Up a Notch Promoting Community Safety
October 4, 2013
Cobourg Day Preparation Kicks into High Gear with 'Mayor for the Day' Search
September 30, 2013
Cobourg's Hollywood Starlet Honoured Today with 'Marie Dressler Way' Sign
September 11, 2013
Vilneff & Thompson Sworn in as Cobourg's Fire Chief and Deputy Fire Chief
September 3, 2013
Toronto to Host Exhibition Game in Cobourg
August 26, 2013
Travel and Tourism Contributes Nearly $24 Million to Cobourg's Economy
August 26, 2013
Youth Spotlight Winner from the Cobourg Music Experience to Perform Friday
August 19, 2013
Town of Cobourg is Second Municipality in Canada to Launch CivicWeb Portal
August 8, 2013
Public Invited to Attend Downtown Vitalization Open House on August 8
July 24, 2013
The Town of Cobourg Welcomes New Deputy Fire Chief Gene Thompson
July 22, 2013
Residents Encouraged to Use Town's 'Cooling Centres'
July 16, 2013
"The Keys to Our Town" Public Art Project Debuts Local Artists
July 11, 2013
International Award Winning Sandcastle Festival Returns to Cobourg
July 10, 2013
Cobourg's Clock Tower Undergoes Repair Work
July 8, 2013
The Town of Cobourg Welcomes New Fire Chief Mike Vilneff
June 25, 2013
Movies on the Beach Returns with Hit Lineup of Family Favourites
June 19, 2013
Cobourg Increases Two-Way Communication and Launches Social Media Sites
June 3, 2013
Over 1,000 Respondents Weigh In on Downtown Cobourg Resident Survey
May 22, 2013
New Tourism Program Will Encourage Visitors to Explore More of Cobourg
May 21, 2013
The Tragically Hip Set to Perform in Cobourg on June 20
April 30, 2013
Residents of Cobourg "Pitched In" and Planted Trees for Earth Week
April 29, 2013
CMT's 'Karaoke Star' Winner to Perform at the Sweet Water Country Music Series
April 29, 2013
Savoury Celebrations Returns to Select Cobourg Restaurants in May
April 25, 2013
Cobourg Brings International 'Love Locks' Custom to Rotary Harbourfront Park
April 23, 2013
The Cobourg Music Experience Debuts Incredible Talent and Art Displays
April 23, 2013
Applications Now Available for Cobourg's Annual Canada Day Parade
April 5, 2013
Local Talent Auditions Being Held for Cobourg Music Experience
April 2, 2013
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March 28, 2013
Cobourg's "Sandcastle Festival" Among Top 100 Festivals and Events in Ontario
March 13, 2013
Fire Safety Planning Workshop Prepares Residents for Any Situation
February 28, 2013
Cobourg's Police Budget Increases to Just Above Zero Per Cent
February 26, 2013
Cobourg Re-Vamps the "Public Notice" and Launches its First Calendar in Motion
February 21, 2013
Winners for the 12th Annual Civic Awards Include "Hunter" the Canine
February 21, 2013
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There are many different schools of thought and study within the field of psychology. Most people are generally aware of the common medical treatments, therapies and research associated with psychiatry. There are many more theoretical and therapeutic avenues than those other than what the public is usually aware of. Each, of the four main perspectives in psychology is ultimately divided by schools that are founded on different sets of assumptions regarding causes and effects of disorders and their treatments. The main schools of thought are the psychodynamic, the behaviorist, the cognitive and the evolutionary.
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The school of psychodynamics focuses on the interplay of the mental forces. It is said that humans have can have unconscious motives that underlie their true intentions. It is also said that the foundations of what was discovered rests on the evidence that people could be aware of their subconscious motivations while processing the things that affect their conscious thoughts that are related to their feelings, behaviors and intentions. Scientific studies show that psychodynamic perspective can reveal as to why a person's actions are brought on by thoughts and feelings that would cause a reaction or a response in different situations.
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Last month, Denise Willis, director of Withlacoochee Technical Institute, wrote about being thankful for area businesses that provide job and internship opportunities for graduates of our career and technical programs. This month we are thankful for the generosity of members of our community who have reached deep into their pockets to make a second chance at education possible for many of our neighbors, by providing funds for tuition and test-fee scholarships. Thank you to the following organizations: Black Diamond, Citrus Education Foundation, Citrus Memorial Hospital, Great American Realty, Inverness Elks, Inverness Rotary and other individuals who choose to be unsung heroes.
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Others needed time and experience to understand the value and importance of education. Regardless of the reason, our students now know that without a high school diploma and at least one year of post-secondary training, the likelihood of ever earning more than minimum wage is remote. Earning a high school credential through the GED program empowers students to move beyond unemployment or minimum wage employment, to post-secondary training leading to an industry credential or college degree.
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I feel so judged because I am thin. I weigh 116 right now and think I look really damn good. Even when I am not pregnant, I look good. I'm thin but I still have a nice shape and nice curves. They may not be huge curves, but they are curves and I take pride in keeping my body in shape. But there are always those women who feel the need to talk badly about thin women saying thigs like real women are the women with curves. Real women are the women with meat on their bones. Calling names like stick figures and whatever else. Like, really? Is that really neccesary? Complaining that clothes now a days are made for anorexic girls and they don't take into consideration that there are heavier women out there. If anything, I think it's the exact opposite. Every womens section I've looked through has sizes all the way through 4X but yet I can't find a single shirt that fits me because even the small doesn't fit the way I want it to and more often than not, XS doesn't come in the womens section. I don't think I am any less of a woman because I don't have an extra 50 pounds on me. I don't think I'm any less of a woman because my boobs aren't DD's or my hips don't stick out as far as you think they should. UGH!
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I couldn't get past page 9. Too much!! lol
I have never been "skinny", I've always been average or overweight. I was actually very happy in my "average" body and envied neither over nor under weight ladies. I loved my body. Now, of course, the long journey back to finding that body is put on hold again for at least the next few months. (but well worth it!)
I'm sure every lady here is gorgeous, regardless of her weight. Regardless of how she feels about over or under weight people etc. Just wanted to throw that out there! <3
My name ain't Baby, it's Gumby, Ms. Gumby if you're nasty.
It is wierd hearing this from a skinny person perspective. I weigh 195 about 50lbs overweight. (God I would never say that unless I was behind my keyboard lmao) I do think getting ridiculed for your weight is wrong and sucks both ways but honestly the insults overwieght people get are soul crushing. There is a little more to it, then "well that was rude" or "that sucked." Not that either one should happen, it just seems to me that being over weight rather than under has GOT to be a little bit harder.
You worry about finding the right size to fit in a store. I worry about everyone whispering and pointing at me for even shopping there. I worry that they think I am less of a mother, less of a wife, etc.
I don't know it could very possibly be a biased opinion and since I have never been in your shoes I could be wrong. Thats just how I see it.
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Mom to Son (7), Daughter (4), Daughter (1), and DD born 02/24/2013!
Sounds like everyone's agreed that there are no simple answers or solutions. I would guess that we all have at least one issue with our bodies whether we are thin or curvy.
It's up to the individual to make healthy choices--get educated about what that means and stop expecting the government to tell us what that means. I personally don't think the government has a clue as to what that is. Think food guide pyramid, (it's changed a couple of times), Mrs. Obama's plate thingy, um ...four "square" meals a day, etc. And all the stupid fad diets.
If I'm not mistaken 100% of us HATE maternity clothes. Am I right???
BTW~ my butt offends me too. It's a family thing, passed down from mother to daughter. Ugh.
Its my arms! My butt, minus the cottage cheese effect, I can deal with it.
DH finds it perfectly pinchable.
But those arms!!! Even in my skinniest day they looked like granny arms! My sister is a cop and in excellent shape and even her arms are still flabby. BLAH!
Here! Have some wiggle with your jiggle
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Story of my life! I always got shit talked to growing up beause I am tall and skinny. People really dont seem to be a fan of tall skinny girls.
I alot of my family even gave me shit for it thinking that I had an eating disorder or something but I am just built differently then most of my family.
I just found whatever I could to throw it everyones face, and I got signed to a big modeling ageny here in SF! People dont make fun anymore!
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I think there were many interesting comments on this post,and several of you make me laugh :)
Just thought I'd share my 2 cents....I too have been on both sides - overweight and very thin. In my opinion it is much easier to find clothes when you are thin. It is also SO MUCH more painful when people give you crap about your size when you are overweight than when you are thin. (Although it may be annoying either way).
Here's the difference:
In my experience, people only made rude comments to me about being "too thin" because they were jealous of the fact that 1) they were not as thin as me, or 2) they could not eat the ridiculous amounts of food I could eat and still be thin. People are fully aware that thin people exist naturally and that all thin people aren't undereaters. The "eating disorder" comments for a generally thin person stem from jealousy, not legitimate concern. But as an overweight person, any rude comments that I ever received or weird looks that I felt that I was getting, were NOT coming from a place of jelousy. They were coming from a place of judgement that I was not good enough the way I was. I was not worthy. That is the difference for me on this topic. It is just my opinion, but I have been on both sides of it.
If you are thin, at least you can sluff it off as jealousy when people make rude/annoynig comments. You can't reasonably chalk it up to that when you are overweight. It sucks.
More power to all you ladies who can love YOURSELVES regardless of your size. I do not like my size right now (I do not prefer a pregnant belly), but I try to love MYSELF no matter what and try to be grateful that I can even get pregnant. 2012 is going to be my year....me and my body....
Me (32) DH (34) HS sweethearts for 18 years, married 8 fabulous years!
DS - Carson 5/15/08, Expecting DD - Bennett 1/19/12 (or a lil sooner please!)
OP - I totally agree with you. I am on baby #3 and after I had my DDs I got smaller than what I was before I got pregnant with them, which most women tell me im so lucky but really its a curse. Because before i had my girls I was a nice 115 lbs could wear a 3/5 in juniors because im short (only 5ft and half inch) and on the skinny side, always have been. After I had my girls I got down to a double 0 and was excersicing and eating like crazy and nothing worked to make me gain weight and there isnt anything wrong with my thyroid. Some of us are just built this way its not our fault and it doesnt make us less of a woman. I cant go to the store ever and find pants that fit me or shirts or anything the smallest size is still too big and i eat like crazy like greasy fatty foods and nothing works im definitely not anorexic!!!!
I AGREE WITH YOU OP. I haven't read any of the other posts fyi. and I'm not even "thin" I'm just, eh, average, I wear a 6 in dresses. or I did before I was pregnant.
and I have to wear XS in shirts and regular clothes because they make the sizes so big now!!!
NOTHING about your post should offend anyone. It's not offensive at all. and you did NOT sound like you were bragging.. wtf!? I hate when women say "real women have curves" (curves meaning, weighing 300 lbs) no, real women are HEALTHY. All women are beautiful!!!! (:
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By the way, it's ad hominem. If you want to run with the big boys, use their language properly. The fact that you won't reveal much of yourself reduces your credibility to being just a theorist who doesn't have any practical knowledge about the subject they are expounding.
Anyway, back on topic:
One of the things is if you want to hook up with someone who is not a cyclist, make it clear that you are self-sufficient transport-wise, that you aren't looking for free rides everywhere because she might have a car.
In addition, don't under any circumstance think you can make them like cycling even a little bit, let alone as much as you do. Don't have them acquire a bike and think you can go on merry rides around the place because you think that would be good for the relationship (trust me on this one -- I speak from experience... again). Be supportive of her interests, as you would expect her to be of cycling, but ask yourself whether you would want to take up her pursuits.
There is no reason why living car free with concentration on cycling shouldn't work in a relationship. If she perceives she needs a car, that should be fine with you if there are 99 out of 100 others things about her that tick the boxes. After all, you don't have to own the car, or even drive it, do you?
Sometimes I find these conversations interesting. I don't think people go around a night club or pub with "I own a car" emblazoned on their backs. And in the current environment where driving drunk is becoming a significant legal issue (at least in Australia), driving a car might be so much of a liability that many people catch buses, trams or taxis to and from their social gatherings.
Dream. Dare. Do.
I disagree with the bullying and name calling by four or five people. It's good fun to attack ideas and opinions, but it's a violation of the guidelines to attack somebody personally--even if you think their ideas are despicable.
"Think Outside the Cage"
Wow wow wow. Just came back from vacation and this thread has a ton of complaints. People calling each other names, people cussing and going around the filter. All around being rude! Where is this all coming from? I can't believe adults treat each other that way. Looks like I'm going to be busy tonight with reminding people what the forum guidelines are.


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2 Every sub atomic particle in the universe is connected to every other sub atomic particle in the universe via an instantaneous effect due to entanglement at the big bang.
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Viking Sketch by Max-DunbarWatch
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Just a late night doodle of some scary viking guy hanging out with his sword.
So cool!
lov it
That is one grumpy Viking lol
That's really quite brilliant
Hey, what about the necklace?
haha amazing!
haha amazing!
This guy has some sort of bear claw/medallion thing (whole thing was super rough/small so I didn't really think anything through too much!)
A little bit of awesome to start my day. Good work.


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Vanessa Bayer (born November 14, 1981) is an American actress and comedienne best known as a cast member on Saturday Night Live.
Aidy Bryant Kate McKinnon Cecily Strong Hillary Clinton Bill Hader Amy Poehler Fred Armisen Colin Quinn Amy Schumer Miley Cyrus Bar Mitzvah Boy Kristen Wiig Mike Birbiglia Nasim Pedrad Saturday Night Live Jack McBrayer Leslie Jones
Sally Kohn remarkable ressemblance to "Jacob" skit in SNL played by Vanessa Bayer.
Hillary sounds like she's doing an impression of Vanessa Bayer doing an impression of Miley Cyrus.
"...who?" . "Bill Hader. Colin Quinn. Vanessa Bayer.". "What are you doing". "Listing everyone you should 100% recognize in this"
Vanessa Hudgens is killing it! And Carly Rae Jepsen is such a cute Frenchy
Cha-Cha looks like Vanessa Bayer character from SNL
Why did everyone switch to doing Vanessa Bayer's Kid Actor voice with this drive-in scene?
How is Vanessa Bayer still on SNL? All of the good,talented and likable people who have been on the show, they keep the worst one?
I feel like Vanessa Bayer is rather underrated. Just the sight of her cracks me up.
Adam Driver parties with Liev Schreiber in sketch:
This movie is incredible. It sounds like Vanessa Bayer is dubbing and sometimes characters just repeat phrases to fill in dub time.
12 minutes left! Bid on a chance to go to Saturday Night Live & meet amazing cast member Bid now:
I'm just gonna say this. Been avoiding this. Vanessa Bayer is all kinds of yes to me. Yep. Mmmhmm.
Saw Vanessa Bayer live but she didn't do Jacob the Bar Mitzvah Boy /:
Vanessa Bayer is straight up doing Laura Parson from at right now. It's glorious.
Ugh Vanessa Bayer from SNL is at my school right now and I'm on the Staten Island ferry
Harry Styles is waiting in the same long *** line to see Vanessa Bayer. Celebrities, they're just like us!
Vanessa Bayer really grinds my gears
You do NOT want to be at a Christmas party with Ryan Gosling and Vanessa Bayer.
aw, we have the same one! I think the dad looks like Vanessa Bayer as the Bar Mitzvah Boy on SNL :-)
I got to watch Fred Armisen, Aidy Bryant, Vanessa Bayer, Mike O'Brien, Jack McBrayer and many others do improv for 17 hours on Monday.
Didn't make it to last night? Plenty of improvisers are performing today, including The Boys, Jack McBrayer & Vanessa Bayer!
Last night I was at Second City till 3 a.m. watching Aidy Bryant, Vanessa Bayer, Fred Armisen, Jack McBrayer and a bunch of other comedians
Vanessa Bayer is great. Kyle Mooney and Beck Bennett criminally underused
It's good to see Vanessa Bayer in something outside of SNL
Had a dream that I was in a romantic relationship with Vanessa Bayer. She was impressed by my old arcade game scores.
I had a huge crush on Vanessa Bayer in Trainwreck.
Wow, she is a dead ringer for Vanessa Bayer of SNL.
to when I got to meet Vanessa Bayer and Aidy Bryant from SNL!!
I'm Vanessa Bayer in the Taylor Swift squad SNL vid
Think any of the cast changed their names to get listed earlier? . Looking in your direction: . Vanessa Bayer. Beck Bennett. Aidy Bryant
Where are Vanessa Bayer and Aidy Bryant and Sasheer Zamata? And Kenan, etc.? Huge cast, but only a few featured tonight.
Kate McKinnon, Cecily Strong, Vanessa Bayer, and Aidy Bryant just kill it on every week.
So excited to see Vanessa Bayer and Aidy Bryant from this Friday😍
Tickets are now available to see Vanessa Bayer and Aidy Bryant this Friday at 10pm! Brought to you by theEnd!
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HEY GUYS- SAC is opening for Vanessa Bayer and Aidy Bryant this Friday and I'll be your host! Wahoo!
I would assume that the others being referenced on that board are Kristen Wiig, Bill Hader and Vanessa Bayer
Colin Quinn? Dave Attell? Nope, Vanessa Bayer was the funniest supporting character in Trainwreck, chick killed it
yeah, and to see Vanessa Bayer in a film was great. She was hilarious!
Absolutely loved great interviews with and Bill Hader and Vanessa Bayer!!
When you ask your Guy Friend to take your Pic
I liked a video Vanessa Bayer on Showing Ohio Love with LeBron James - Late Night with Seth Meyers
Great time at train wreck premiere today met Bill Hader n Vanessa Bayer
Lol I met Bill Hader, Amy Schumer, Vanessa bayer, and Judd Apatow today nbd
Actress Vanessa Bayer on the red carpet.
Exclusive Interview: Vanessa Bayer on the art of impressions and her role in Trainwreck
V excited to see tonight. Also stoked that my SNL nerdy self gets to be in the same room as Vanessa Bayer & Bill Hader.
is it true Vanessa Bayer has to wear adult diapers in order to work
We love Vanessa Bayer! That's why we are bringing you her interview!.
Amy Schumer: 'First of all we love ELLE..'
» Amy Schumer This Delaware agency chills with Hannibal Buress and Amy Schumer,…
14:00 Steve Wright in the Afternoon: Rick Stein, Judd Apatow and Vanessa Bayer join Steve and the team.
To that time when Judd Apatow, Vanessa Bayer, Amy Schumer, Mike Birbiglia, Colin Quinn, Dave Attell gave stellar...
Jenny Lewis recruits Fred Armisen, Feist and Vanessa Bayer for hilarious "She's Not Me" video: htt…
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hey Vanessa Bayer, missed you since Taylor security line on Sat night
The hilarious opens up about her teenage battle against leukemia
I had no idea that Vanessa Bayer battled cancer as a kid.
SNL's Vanessa Bayer reveals her teen battle with leukemia was 'extremely alienating' as she gives back to Make-A-Wish Foundation …
Looking good girl! Isnt that Vanessa Bayer sitting with you?
EW: VanessaBayer opens up to People about her childhood battle with leukemia:
Vanessa Bayer talks to People about her childhood battle with leukemia
As if Amy Schumer hasn't done enough for us silly humans, she is about to make Vanessa Bayer a million times more famous
Yes, the new video features her re-enacting "Golden Girls" with Zosia Mamet, Vanessa Bayer, Fred Armisen
On that note; learning despicable me 2 had Nasim Pedrad and Vanessa Bayer in it as well as Kristen boosted its appeal to me 😂😂
Kylie and Kendall talking just reminds me of Vanessa Bayer and Cecily Strong in the SNL Moët & Chandon sketch...
Aidy Bryant, Cecily Strong, Vanessa Bayer and Kate McKinnon continue the years long female dominance on SNL. They completely own the show.
ON SALE NOW! SNL's Vanessa Bayer and Kate McKinnon will be LIVE at the BJC on 4/20! Tickets are available NOW!...
Dawn grew up to be Kate McKinnon. Mallory grew up to be Vanessa Bayer. MaryAnne grew up to be Abby Elliott.
Cecily Strong and Vanessa Bayer make me feel thing inside.. Not just laughter either
NYC is funny. I introduced Oliver Peck to Vanessa Bayer and said they both had TV shows. they had no idea who the other was. Funny!
in a related story I want to marry both Cecily Strong and Vanessa Bayer more than anything else - please help me
After watching the rerun of SNL from last night, I'd like to reiterate that few things bother me as much as Vanessa Bayer
So at about 2 AM last night I met Vanessa Bayer and a bunch of other SNL people.
It took over 4 years, but Vanessa Bayer finally did something funny on
I don't like Vanessa Bayer from SNL. I find her annoying AF.
When I saw the classroom, I was expecting a poetry sketch with Vanessa Bayer.
Or is "Vanessa Bryant" the fusion form of Vanessa Bayer and Aidy Bryant?
Do you mean Vanessa Bayer or did you actually mean Kobe Bryant's wife?
Can I have a Super Bowl activity pack for work tomorrow? Vanessa Bayer killed it.
Can I please have my own Vanessa Bayer? God she is so good.
Did I actually enjoy a Super Bowl skit? Leave it to Vanessa Bayer.
Brb gonna GIF Vanessa Bayer playing with that clapper.
I always love it whenever Vanessa Bayer does her Stepford wife-type character.
Vanessa Bayer is incredible I love her
Vanessa Bayer always had that hot, creepy smile
I like Vanessa Bayer, but I do miss VANESSA BAYERRR...
has some serious beef with Vanessa Bayer 😂
They just need Vanessa Bayer as Jeanine and then they're set.
On a webinar and the speaker sounds like Vanessa Bayer from Same intonation. Incredibly funny and distracting!
yeah I was just told they were writers, makes sense. But, can Vanessa Bayer just fade out already?
But it's easy to cast goofy people in goofy roles. Vanessa Bayer is always straddled with the thankless task as "straight gal"
Kate McKinnon and Leslie Jones end up in a movie after being in SNL for less than 3 years. Vanessa Bayer remains doing nothing.
My professor is a Vanessa Bayer character
My math teacher reminds me of Vanessa Bayer's poet character on SNL.
Kate McKinnon is great, as is Leslie Jones but Ghostbusters 3 now needs Cecily Strong. And Vanessa Bayer. And Aidy Bryant.
The only better news would be finding out that Cecily Strong, Vanessa Bayer, and Aidy Bryant will be playing ghosts.
I'd rather see Vanessa Bayer and Cecily Strong in Ghostbusters Reboot than Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy. . OH WELL :/
was just thinking Vanessa Bayer got snubbed.
I get in trouble at home for preferring Vanessa Bayer over McKinnon.
Actually toss in Vanessa Bayer, Aidy Bryant, Jones as well.
Kate McKinnon and Leslie Jones, eh? Will Vanessa Bayer be left behind at SNL forever? Maybe people will realise she's the best soon.
Stand in for Vanessa Bayer in Audi commercial spoofing 50 sh !
Remember, Vanessa Bayer on SNL is from Shaker & went to Orange High. She has been on for 5 years and is good
There's a girl at work that talks like Vanessa Bayer's Poetry teacher and makes me wish I was deaf.
"Vanessa Bayer gets no respect but she's probably the most talented person on SNL." Hold up... Vanessa Bayer has fans?!?!?!
And once again, Vanessa Bayer was conspicuously absent from most of this episode. I guess has unfortunately gotten tired of her...
I'm trying to remember that one time Vanessa Bayer almost made me laugh on Wait, no. She's not funny at all. Love tho.
Wish Nasim Pedrad was still on but I at least still have Vanessa Bayer
Seriously, Vanessa Bayer, you are awful. You are in a Hee Haw skit and still don't do a southern accent?! That's...
Few things bother me as much as Vanessa Bayer.and her teeth
Probably not because Vanessa Bayer is still in the cast.
Well Cecily Strong and Vanessa Bayer are so good!!
Brecky (Vanessa Bayer) and her friend (Cecily Strong) hawk Sunseeker Yachts with a little help from Captain Jack Swallow (James Franco) and James Franco (Set...
Is there anything worse than college chicks?
When does Vanessa Bayer show up as that overacting theater camp girl from
Check out the ladies on the beach who are HOTTER than the summer sun!
I think I just saw Vanessa Bayer from SNL and Sutton Foster sitting on opposite sides of the same cafe in midtown...
If you think your dad would LITERALLY kill you over your new tattoo...DO NOT to show him!
Gamer girls are better without pants...yes I think so.
Vanessa Bayer is as unfunny as she is hot..
Martin Freeman as 'SNL' host: 'I'll be kind of scared': He digs Vanessa Bayer's impression of Miley Cyrus. Who knew?
thank you for follow me I follow you back. Have a nice day.
Lady Gaga was interviewed on Colbert just now and I'm 95% sure it was actually Vanessa Bayer doing a lowkey Gaga impression
Have you ever wondered what your favorite celeb looks like without makeup on? Scroll through this gallery.
The biggest crime of this year is Vanessa Bayer remaining on the SNL cast whilst they fired Noel.
This is why you broke up with your ex girlfriend! They're the worst!
Girls with big butts face all types of problems. Check it out
Vanessa Bayer never fails to make me laugh.
Girls, these selfies are getting out of hand!!
Unless there is a Black Friday sale on Vanessa Bayer getting coffee with me & talking about what bands she likes, I have no desire to shop.
Women aren't even this hot in your dreams.
Speaking of SNL people from Cleveland area, so is Vanessa Bayer; she went to same high school as Christine.
Check out some of these amazing, seemingly-unattainable thigh gaps!
Just had a genius idea. Vanessa Bayer as Penelope's sister!
Vanessa Bayer is sneakily really attractive.
Push up bras are taking boobs and putting them right where they belong��out in public.
Time for Vanessa Bayer to leave the show.
Extremely jealous of Vanessa Bayer when she got to make out with Josh Hutcherson in the SNL thanksgiving sketch
Vanessa Bayer has come a long way since then.
This Vanessa Bayer as a turkey sketch is one of the weirdest live sketches in a while.
This Vanessa Bayer turkey skit gives me life.
Cheer leading is rough. At least these girls are hot, right?
Vanessa Bayer is a time traveler. Or possibly immortal.
He also kinda looked like Vanessa Bayer's Jacob the Bar Mitzvah Boy.
Young Adam Sandler is Jacob the Jewish Boy on SNL by Vanessa Bayer
Who is more cuter, the real life girl or her anime lookalike?
Who needs extra large when you can have Fun-Sized? Girls with small boobs are HOT!
Even though I hate Annie, Vanessa Bayer doing the black Annie was funny. Black Annie vs. White Annie.
Cannot wait for everyone to see the shenanigans The Vamps got into today with Vanessa Bayer. Too good.…
Just bumbed into Vanessa Bayer at work. No I didn't ask her to do Jacob the Bar Mitzvah Boy.
If I had to marry any SNL cast member, past or present, I'd marry either Vanessa Bayer or Nasim Pedrad.
These pics will have you praying for windy weather ;)
Here are some of the most beautiful shots on the net taken by ordinary women of all shapes and kinds.
ATTENTION: Alexandria Morgan is the HOTTEST girl on instagram.
Taking bets on who does the promos with him. I bet Vanessa Bayer.
LOL close enough ain't close at all.
Curviest Selfies You've Ever Seen. Hmm...thick legs might be better than *** It's hard...to decide.
This girl is insane...Bendable insane
Let's be honest, that shirt and that skirt don't fit!
Only took us 50 days at the new apartment to acquire a mouse! Anyway, anyone friends with Vanessa Bayer?
Ex-girlfriends are a hassle to deal with. But these ladies take it to a whole new level.
And Amy Schumer and Bill Hader and Vanessa Bayer... I need to see this movie
Sexy Gym Girl Selfies (This is how girls should take selfies at the gym!)
Check out Olivia Munn being her sexy self in any situation.
Can Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Vanessa Bayer, Rachel Dratch, and Kristen Wiig just be my best friends already?!
These sexy demotivational pics are going to make your day a thousand times better!
When will these ladies learn that yoga pants are not for everybody and every occasion?
Fact: Guys love girls in short shorts!
There is literally NOTHING better than a hot girl doing squats.
The divorce sketch between Paul Rudd & Vanessa Bayer with the Fleetwood Mac ringtone makes me laugh every time, I think its the dancing
So far tonight I've been compared to Lisa Kudrow and Vanessa Bayer and everyone who I met two years ago keeps saying, "YOU CUT YOUR HAIR."
Sometimes trying to be a sexy bride isn't such a good idea :o
We LOVE hot chicks that wear invisible clothes!
Last Saturday, SNL's Vanessa Bayer showed off her brand new Vitamix to a neighbor played by guest-host Sarah Silverman. After a glass of green juice, the conversation takes a turn for the worse when Silverman asks how much the blender costs. Bayer quickly changes the subject. Each time Silverman ven…
Saks Fifth Avenue has teamed up: Will Ferrell, Ana Gasteyer, Vanessa Bayer, Cecily Strong and Colin...
When Miley talks, all I hear is Vanessa Bayer.
Whenever I see Miley Cyrus being interviewed, I just want Vanessa Bayer to show up.
When Miley started talking, I thought of Vanessa Bayer.
Three of my most very favorite things in one music video: HAIM, Ferg, Vanessa Bayer.
Is it just me or does Ann Miller and Vanessa Bayer resemble each other? (I can't find similarly posed photos lol)
Wow, Vanessa Bayer might just be my new favorite cast member.
I just want to be a mix between Lily Aldridge and Vanessa Bayer.
It's a good take on reality talk shows. Ferg kinda fits seamlessly into the absurdity, and Vanessa Bayer is great
Haim's new video for "My Song 5" features A$SAP Ferg, Vanessa Bayer, Kesha, Ezra Koenig, Grimes and Big Sean
Had three separate dreams that I dated Vanessa Bayer last night...interesting
Get Knocks and Vanessa Bayer tickets from the on the 3rd floor! for event details:
Haim's "My Song 5" Video is probably the best music video you'll watch this week. via
HAIM - My Song 5 ft. A$AP Ferg: via oh so that video with vanessa bayer was for this
Oh, what we wouldn't give for the Dallas Murphy show to be real (cc:
The new Haim talk show themed music video for My Song 5 is amazing. Vanessa Bayer kills it.
"How many lives have to be ruined for Ross and Rachel to be together?!" Vanessa Bayer at
I love her, too. Think this current cast is one of the best in a long time. Cecily Strong. Vanessa Bayer. Jay Pharoah. &c.
Also, I *love* Vanessa Bayer, but I had to accept that McKinnon came on too strong and is just clearly better.
Not fair to have to choose between Kate McKinnon and Vanessa Bayer
But how to choose between Vanessa Bayer and Kate McKinnon...?
Vanessa Bayer was a surprise guest for both of them so i was a complete and total fangirl. you need to come next time!
Watch and "My Song 5" video, starring Grimes, Vampire Weekend's Ezra Koenig, Ke$ha, more http:…
Check out the video for "My Song 5," the latest single from SoCal sister trio HAIM
Her, Aidy Bryant, and Vanessa Bayer are the best things to happen to SNL since Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig
Though Saturday Night Live may be currently offseason, Vanessa Bayer is still hard at work. The comedian recently started her own web series, Sound Advice, that finds the SNL star offering musicians media consulting.
This Jewish boy reminds me so much of Jacob the Bar Mitzvah Boy. Vanessa Bayer crushes that stereotype.
That's EXACTLY what I said! It's a real-life version of Vanessa Bayer's Jacob!
Guess who is seeing Aidy Bryant, Connor omalley, and Vanessa bayer on June 24th? If u guessed me u r very right! I'm pooping!!
Tickets for one-night only show with and go on sale today:
Guys Love Girls Who Drink, actually, girls who get WASTED!
If you're not hooking up on Tinder, you're probably not hooking up. Also, these Tinder fails are RIDICULOUS.
Girls be like...this is funny because it's about someone else! Wink!
Moms take the most RIDICULOUS selfies EVER! LOL
There's something about a hot girl with even hotter tan lines
Gear up for Weds 6/18 @ 2:30pPT/5:30pET with her best moments from watch here:
Alums and will return to for a special show June 24.
Can you tell what's wrong with these photos?
alums Aidy Bryant and Vanessa Bayer will perform in the theatre's new space:
Annoyance Theatre alums Aidy Bryant, Vanessa Bayer, and Connor O'Malley will perform in the theatre's new space:...
Aidy Bryant and Vanessa Bayer of "Saturday Night Live" will join Conner O'Malley of "Late Night With Seth Meyers " for " TNT PLUS!," a special improv show at the Annoyance Theatre , it was announced on Friday.
Rihanna's R-rated Photoshoot will make you say WOAH!
Prepare to get your mind out of the gutter.
Everyone loves girls in see through yoga pants!
Watching Vampire Weekend with Vanessa Bayer from SNL. This is what my life *should* be. @ The…
Pretty sure I'm watching Vampire Weekend with Vanessa Bayer from SNL right now. NO BIG DEAL or anything.
These hot girls have taken over instagram
Check out TV's hottest wifes, mistresses, and partners this year.
I know this is a rerun but I'm over Vanessa Bayer on I wish her the best, but I wouldn't be sad if she wasn't back next year.
Men aren't the most talkative creatures, so heres a list of things they secretly want in bed!
Hot girl. GoPro. Boob Cam. Is there anything else you'd like to know?
Tina Fey . Amy Poehler . Carrie Brownstein . Vanessa Bayer. All women I will have a polygamist marriage with
When you're young, there's only way to party. TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?
This is what happens when cheerleaders lose all sense of coordination, style, & grace. EPIC FAILS!
Don't take it personally...but..Jews are way hotter than you. Maybe you could learn a thing or 10.
So that's why guys like trashy girls...
Girl, the piece of cloth you're wearing is NOT A SHIRT!
Beautiful things happen when you take a GoPro on vacation,
Vanessa Bayer... Bo and it's NOT better than doing homework.
Is Vanessa Bayer the most beautiful woman alive?
Have you ever noticed how girls ALWAYS look hotter standing in front of a mirror?
We had no idea curvy women were this hot. You won't believe
Raise your hand if this is you at a party! LOL
don't be talkin shizz about vanessa bayer. She's bae
What's better than see through yoga pants? Leaked see through yoga pants selfies
Some babes just know how to REALLY take a selfie, these girls NAILED IT!
Vanessa Bayer and Cecily Strong geek to hard
At 11: She's shouted "Live, from New York, it's Saturday Night!" as often as anyone these last four years, but she grew her comedic voice on Cleveland's East Side. Chris Tye introduces us to Vanessa Bayer from "Saturday Night Live." Then imagine taking your car to get serviced only to return and find it totaled. A.J. Ross looks into this odd situation. And a local group of runners has plans to fulfill a man's dying wish at this weekend's marathon. Hilary Golston has details. Tune in!
"Second Chance Theater" highlights the SNL sketches that didn't make the cut, and last night the world was introduced to Will Forte's Jenjamin Franklin. Watch Forte, Fred Armisen, Vanessa Bayer, and Jason Sudeikis go on a double date.
Why did Vanessa Bayer have to come back into that Heshy sketch at the end?
And! And! Please Sir! Vanessa BAYER when she's on break from Saturday Night Live please. No pref re MYOOsical guests.
Saturday Night Live tests out Vanessa Bayer as Hillary Clinton and Sasheer Zamata as Michelle Obama in a Mother's Day skit.
Vanessa Bayer fills out that pants suit quite nicely ;)
Opening SNL with a Vanessa Bayer sketch is the best way to say, "Feel free to go to sleep, Ryan."
Kate McKinnon would make a better Hillary impression than Vanessa Bayer's
I love Vanessa Bayer like so so much but man it's hard to fill poehler's pantsuit for Hillary
I like Vanessa Bayer, but I don't think she's ever seen Hillary Clinton speak. Horrible impression.
Now watching and it's strange seeing Vanessa Bayer taking over for Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton.
I probably have a huge crush on Vanessa Bayer.
Vanessa Bayer is entertaining in very few sketches.
I'm a Vanessa Bayer fan, but this Hillary Clinton impression is...not great.
Cheers to the nights you won't remember with the friends you'll WANT to forget!
Uhhh, Hillary Clinton's gonna kind of be a huge character on SNL over the next chunk of time. And Vanessa Bayer was mind-bendingly AWFUL.
Love Vanessa Bayer's on Was kinda surprised Kate McKinnon didn't do it. Great to see Michelle Obama.
Vanessa Bayer is CUTE (hey check-out chorus in opening-number)...what with Pistorius' girlfriend hosting...watch-out for laser-cats!!
That Cold Open had a lot going for it, you're partially out of the doghouse huge props to and Vanessa Bayer
Vanessa Bayer's Hilary Clinton is just her Miley Cyrus but she's wearing a different wig
Vanessa Bayer is good but Kate McKinnon should really be playing Hillary Clinton for
Vanessa Bayer on SNL makes me want to claw my eyes out. How did she get this job?
Vanessa Bayer is a HORRIBLE Hilary Clinton. Kate McKinnon would have been so much better.
Vanessa Bayer terrible as Hillary Clinton. Actually, just terrible in general.
Hoarse yelling does not a Hillary Clinton impression make, Vanessa Bayer.
Why is Vanessa Bayer playing Hilary and not Kate McKinnon? Missed opportunity.
Oh Vanessa Bayer, you're adorable, but you're no Amy Poehler
2015 is gonna be a rough year if Vanessa Bayer is the go to Hillary impersonator
As good as Vanessa Bayer is, it doesn't feel right to see anyone but Amy Poehler playing Hillary Clinton
Vanessa Bayer really wants to see Hillary run. Guaranteed a job for at least two years...
Vanessa Bayer better get used to that Hillary outfit for a little longer
Vanessa Bayer's funny, but her Hillary Clinton impression needs some work.
Vanessa Bayer is no Amy Poehler when it comes to impersonating
I wish Amy Poehler was playing Hillary Clinton again right now instead of Vanessa Bayer. Sasheer Zamata is on point though.
Vanessa Bayer as Hilary Clinton. No. Please stop. Amy come back
Looks like Vanessa Bayer won the lottery to portray Hillary Clinton. HUGE for her career. Hopefully she's good.
I love when Vanessa Bayer does Jacob the Bar Mitzah boy lol
Girls walking around in these dresses...breaking the law
Wow. A butt you can quit your job for...
Was that Vanessa Bayer on the accordion?
Isn't that Vanessa Bayer with the accordian?
comedic crushin on Vanessa Bayer . BIG TIME . is that sexist and a bit hetero weird?? probably
I deserve an Emmy for BARELY keeping it together during Vanessa Bayer's "turtle song" on tomorrow's seaso…
These anime protagonists are not only beautiful and "hot", they are a fierce force to be reckoned with!
Hey Vanessa Bayer can we expect a full length recording of "one turtle heart" soon?
Just spotted Vanessa Bayer as extra on She has to stick her finger in Frankie's mouth!
...Huh. Vanessa Bayer only has nice things to say about you.
watching and attempting not to laugh at Vanessa Bayer's turtle lady on was fantastic.
Is Vanessa Bayer as terribly unfunny in real life as she is on the show?
Sex after 50 is a different ball game
Fun fact: I went to one time and had no clue who and Vanessa Bayer were. Only later did I realize my horrible mistake.
Casting Net: Rebel Wilson (Pitch Perfect) is attached to star in a re-imagining of the now-classic 1980 Goldie Hawn comedy Private Benjamin. In the original, scripted by Nancy Meyers, after Judy Benjamin's husband dies on their wedding night, a recruiting agent tricks the prissy widower into enlisting in the U.S. Army. It's obviously not what she expected. The new take finds a "redneck" (Wilson) and a city girl who enlist in the Marines as an escape from their lives. NBA superstar LeBron James has signed on to join the cast of Judd Apatow's Trainwreck. Method Man is reportedly on board too. No plot details are available for the star-studded comedy penned by and starring Amy Schumer. Tilda Swinton, Bill Hader, Barkhad Abdi, Brie Larson, Mike Birbiglia, Jon Glaser, Vanessa Bayer, Colin Quinn, John Cena, and Ezra Miller also star. Documentary director Joe Berlinger has cast Alessandro Nivola (American Hustle), Vera Farmiga (Bates Motel), Evan Rachel Wood (The Wrestler), Rita Wilson (who has had rec ...
Judd Apatow's Trainwreck Adds LeBron James And Method Man Author: Eric Eisenberg Judd Apatow has already recruited a number of talented, well-known names to work as the supporting cast around Amy Schumer in the upcoming comedy Trainwreck, but today arrives news that the cast is only getting bigger. New reports have surfaced saying that both NBA star LeBron Janes and Wu-Tang Clan rapper/actor Method Man have signed on for unspecified roles in the new comedy. Based on an original script written by Schumer - making it the first movie Apatow has directed based on a script he didn't write - Trainwreck follows the story of a young woman who has managed to destroy everything in her life and works to try and rebuild from the ground up. While the addition of James and Method Man - real name Cliff Smith - would seem strange for most movies, they actually fit in quite well with the movie's diverse cast, which also features Bill Hader, Brie Larson, Colin Quinn, Vanessa Bayer, Tilda Swinton, John Cena, Mike Birbiglia, ...
Amy Schumer, who wrote the screenplay, stars with Bill Hader, Brie Larson, Colin Quinn, Vanessa Bayer and Tilda...
Who do you think will be in the SNL "Never Let Me Go" sketch w/ Garfield? Vanessa Bayer and Nasim Pedrad, right?
Silver sounds very nervous. I'm getting Vanessa Bayer's Jacob the Bar Mitzvah Boy vibe off him.
Seems like everyone had a great time at Vanessa Bayer and Mike Polk Jr.'s show last night! Thanks to all who came out to see them!
Vanessa Bayer and Mike Polk Jr. will be here tonight! The show starts at 7 pm in the MC auditorium! Get there early to get a good seat!
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