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Gaming, Input Devices, Reviews 10
A Closer Look
One the Level 10 M Gaming Mouse is laid out on the table you can get an immediate idea of all the design elements that went into making this work of art. The Level 10 M is unlike any mouse I've seen before. In overall size it's much larger than the majority of mice that we see at ThinkComputers but for a person with bigger hands I don't see a down side to that.
On the top of the mouse you'll see a small Allen screw. This screw is used as a vertical adjustment for the back of the mouse. This is the first time I've ever seen the availability to make such an adjustment for a major part of the mouse. The R.A.T. Series mice from Madcatz have the ability to change several things in association to the sides of the mice but I'm pretty sure you can't adjust the height of the rear of the mouse. On the left side of the mouse towards the bottom chassis plate you'll find another screw. This screw is used to adjust the left and right pitch of the mouse. The is unique in the idea if you had the intention to use this mouse left handed you could "roll" the mouse more towards the left side to give it a more natural feel.
The front of the mouse has one of the nicest features I've seen in a long time when it comes to design. Not only does the mouse have a built in strain relief but it also includes an aluminum extension that's part of the chassis to relieve stress on the cable.
Toward the middle of the mouse you can start to see where some of the major design elements came into play with the Level 10 M. The vent under where the left most part of your hand is designed as a vent to avoid sweaty palms. The openness of the mouse allows this vent to be fully functional and allows light from an LED placed below to shine through.
The left and right sides of the mouse are fundamentally the same with the exception of a few things. Both sides have 2 buttons, one large and one small. The left side of the mouse has an additional button where your thumb would normally lay that's used by default as a DPI selector. I'm not sure how smart this was to place the DPI selector so close to where your thumb would normally rest but with the software you can change the functionality of the button. With a forwards or backwards motion your DPI changes. With a full suppression the programmed profile changes. And with the availability to program 2 more functions (up and down) the silver button of the left side of the mouse has some serious customization to it.
From the bottom you can see how solid this mouse is. One continuous piece of solid aluminum makes up the chassis for the Level 10 M Gaming Mouse. I gave the Corsair K60 extremely high marks for the same thing and Tt eSPORTS left no stone unturned when it came to the construction of the Level 10 M. The side pads on the bottom are rather small for a mouse this size but the last time I burned through a set of slide pads I was playing games on a desk with no mouse-pad.
The sensor on the bottom is labeled 'Laser M8 Turbine' and I don't know what that means technically but it does function as a super precise 8200 DPI monster.
The cable for the Level 10 M is just another testament to the sound construction we've found all over the mouse. The cable is a good length, nothing too long, nothing to short and it comes tightly braided. The USB connector on the end has a plastic cap that's attached to the cable. This is nice to have if you do plan on taking this mouse anywhere. Also the USB connector on the end also has a built in strain relief beyond the stand type we see on every connector. The connector is also of a normal size. This allows no inference when plugging the cable in. Nothing angers me more when I plug in an oversized USB connector and it eliminates the plug next to it because of how big it is.
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I bought one of these about a week ago. Wasn't sure if it had great industrial design or if it would sprout antennas and crawl behind my fridge. Anyway the software has one of the ugliest GUIs I have ever seen and so far won't let me add volume controls to any of the buttons, which is one of the first things I usually do with mice.
Initially very concerned with the ergonomics as brought up in the review but for some reason I'm beginning to feel quite OK with the shape. Otherwise it appears to be of a very high build quality and hopefully will last a while.
Thought about the RAT 9 but read too many horror stories about longevity and tracking issues. Used Logitech mice for a long time but for the last few years they kept failing prematurely, making me nuts. We will see with this.
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Do you have a need for more mindless "quantified self" hardware and push notifications in your life? If so, here's an invention. This Helsinki and California based team invented a motion sensor that straps to your water bottle and connects to your phone, just to bug you to drink more water.
Its a product with zero use case. Here's how it goes. First you forget your water bottle clip at home, and your phone explodes with push notifications to drink more water, and you're like "damnit, I am drinking water". Then the next day you remember your clip and you're still getting pissed off because you're drinking water at lunch and your phone is still getting angry at you for not drinking water with that dumb clip you got off kickstarter. If you do get it to work, you're then like "wow, look at all this information about me drinking water".
There's more to it though, the sensor and app also integrates with Fitbit and Runkeeper APIs to let you know that drinking water after you work out is a good idea.
Before you get off thinking I'm anti-hydration, you're wrong. I have been pro H20 since I was in football pre-season back in 9th grade where Coach White circled us up in the 100% humidity 40°C heat to instruct us about hydration. "Gentlemen!" he roared, "The number one rule on this field is that your piss needs to be clear. I don't want to see anyone skipping water breaks. What color does your piss need to be?"
"Clear!" we replied.
And that's basically all you need to know about hydration, according to Coach White and anyone that was able to survive without a smartphone push notification telling them when they should inhale and exhale to breath.
I get it to some extent. If right now you're not kickstarting something, you're going to look back in 10 years thinking "damn, I should have done something to get some of that kickstarter internet money." But it's worrying that Finns are on Twitter like "oh hey! look at this article in techcrunch woo #finlandtech" without any sense of irony that they're getting excited about hardware that's packaged nicely, but gives you as much information as staring at your reflection in the toilet.

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Charlotte is a town that loves its barbecue and when it comes to barbecue in North Carolina, pig is king. Now barbecue in this state differs greatly but I'm not even going to get into the whole Eastern Carolina vs. Western Carolina debate because I love a good ketchup based sauce in the west I'll save that for another meal. For now we'll just stick to, ironically, the barbecue that doesn't even really fit in this state: beef brisket.
No slight to the pig because I love me some smoked pork. My all-time favorite has to be the countless chopped pork sandwiches from our family friends' lakeside smoker in Virginia.
Not quite pork but you get the idea. Our best family friends have the most perfect lake house in Virginia and Mr. Q not only makes to best pork sandwich I've ever had but also smokes the best turkey known to man. And has a pretty good view while doing it…
I digress. This is supposed to be about brisket and that's where I'm headed. When I first moved to Charlotte I heard all about the various barbecue joints in the city. Not too long after, my own neighborhood got its very own barbecue in a very good way in the form of Midwood Smokehouse. I immediately loved it. Local beers, custom-built wood smoker, within walking distance, and some pretty delicious barbecue. Over the next few months I sampled bits and pieces of the menu; bacon wrapped jalapenos, pimento cheese fries, Carolina pork (with Eastern NC vinegar sauce), and banana pudding just to name a few. I became hooked with my first bite of Midwood's incredibly juicy Texas style Beef Brisket. Now I'm no expert, and confess that I have never eaten barbecue in Texas, but I do know food and this meat was perfect.
So incredibly juicy and tender its hard to describe. Literally melts in your mouth. The smoker imparts a mild flavor that preserves the integrity of the beef. No artificial liquid smoke type flavor here–just savory, flavorful, fall apart beef with that wood-fire taste that good barbecue should have. It's flat-out impossible to exercise portion control, it's just that good. I usually go with both the lean and fatty option to make sure I get the best of both worlds. Trust me, you want it. Smoked veggies, bacon jalapeno, and hush puppies rounds out this balanced meal. Balanced in flavor at least. I have never been one to order brisket at a barbecue place; it's always been pork, but Midwood Smokehouse has really shown me the side of brisket that can't be ignored. It rivals a good pork barbecue any day. Try it for yourself and see. It's heavenly to me.
Midwood Smokehouse is also turning out some pretty delicious specials with their brisket like this one served on Texas toast with crispy onion straws.
Now as much as I love Midwood's brisket, I do have to point out some not so good brisket I had at one of Charlotte's most popular barbecue places. In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have ordered brisket dining with a Texas native but I wanted something to compare Midwood's greatness to. Honestly, when it came to the table I gave it a fair chance.
But it just wasn't very good. The meat was tough, lacked flavor, and wasn't juicy at all. It didn't even taste like barbecue. Just a strip of meat, with some sauce poured on top and weird grill marks. And then I realized what it looked like…
Like McDonald's fake meat concoction that randomly advertised as a special event. Now I wasn't the only one who ordered the brisket and wasn't the only one who hated it. My advice is stick to NC barbecue at Mac's and order yourself some good beer to wash it down. If you want to try some delicious Texas-style barbecue get your fix at Midwood Smokehouse. You won't be disappointed.


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Now's your chance to see Edward kissing his beloved Bella, the Volturi, Carlisle in the 1800s, many half-naked werewolves, and Robert Pattinson wearing a very nice coat.
We're glad to see that Pattinson's hair has been successfuly Edward-i-fied, and that Kristen Stewart still makes Bella look like a dull, run-of-the-mill high school student. Really, has the costume department forgotten that the character likes to wear a bit of color every now and then? We're wondering how Elizabeth Reaser's Esme has managed to transform herself so successfully, considering her appearance should, in vampire lore, stay exactly as it was in Twilight. And as for Jackson Rathbone's strange stance and facial expression, we're just going to gloss over that one and pretend it doesn't exist.
On the plus side, the Volturi look mean and menacing, and Taylor Lautner looks set to score a legion of female fans. New Moon is definitely well on its way to being the biggest movie of the year, and with no box-office competition to worry about in November, we think it'll dominate theater screens for much longer than Twilight did.


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National Ability Center Tour
My youngest daughter Veronica has special needs; she's blind, in a wheelchair and non-verbal, but what she appears to lack in ability she more than makes up for in personality and sparkle. One of my challenges as a mom is to find activities that my family can enjoy together. Last month I toured the 26-acre Bronfman Family Recreational Center & Ranch of the National Ability Center (NAC), located just a few miles from Main Street in Park City. Here everyone from kids with special needs to competitive para-athletes can participate in a wide range of athletic classes, programs and camps designed to meet the requirements of the individual participant. The NAC's goal is to provide opportunities that enhance self-esteem, confidence and physical development, inspiring more activity and participation in all aspects of life.
The NAC contains a 20,000 square foot lodge with private rooms, a common area and a cafeteria. Don't let the word cafeteria fool you - I met the chef and sampled some cookies and carrot cake – amazing! The chef, just like everyone I've met through the NAC, all take great pride in what they do there. Families, athletes and companies on retreats can stay at the Ranch for very reasonable rates. The rooms are nice and of course accessibility is not an issue.
The Ranch also includes a large outdoor space with a Universal Challenge Course, adaptive playground, large fire pit, indoor and outdoor horse arena and stables. The Program Service Building contains office space and conference facilities, and is where you'll find the 32-foot indoor climbing wall. The surrounding property has trails for a variety of sports, including Nordic skiing during the winter.
Several NAC programs take place near the Ranch, but not on the property like Alpine skiing and snowboarding, sled hockey, aquatics, and cycling. NAC's Alpine skiing and snowboarding program operates at Park City Mountain Resort with specially trained instructors and a wide range of adaptive equipment. When I visited, I was curious how my child would be able to ski with us. I asked a lot of questions and watched lessons with a child who was autistic and physically able to ski independently, but needed a different approach and understanding to his lessons. The instructor was amazing in his care and commitment, and the student was having a great time. Every question that I asked during this tour was answered easily, even though my child's needs are unique and very challenging. I can't wait for Veronica to snowboard with us!
To participate in the NAC you just need to be a member (individual annual membership fee is $20, $50 for a family) and sign up for the programs you are interested in. Program fees vary, are at cost, and financial aid is available.
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I'm so incredibly impressed by this program! Would love to tour the facilities someday. Thanks for the information - I am passing to a family that I know seeks out these types of opportunies.
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Details are still murky at this point, but some kind of serious technical difficulty forced thrash metal gods Megadeth to scrap last night's sold-out show at Rams Head Live.
The band had to stop playing after a few songs, leaving more than a thousand concertgoers more than a little unhappy.
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Education and fun rolled are into one! The Tallahassee Community College's traveling children's theater presents "Pushing Up the Sky: Native American Plays for Children."
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MSc Asian Politics
Duration: One calendar year (full-time); Two or three years (part-time, daytime only)
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Minimum Entry Requirements: The qualification for entry is normally a first or upper-second class honours degree (or equivalent) in Politics or International Relations, or a related social science discipline. Applicants without such a background may be considered for admission depending on their academic training and undergraduate performance.
Start of programme: September intake onlyContaining 60 percent of the world's population, Asia is the setting for many of the most important political issues in the world today. These issues include the rise of China and India, economic dynamism of the Asian-Pacific area, regional integration (ASEAN, SAARC, Shanghai Cooperation Organization), security hotspots (Korean Peninsula, Taiwan Straits, India-Pakistan, the 'global war on terror'), democratic transition and consolidation, the survival of non-democratic regimes, and identity conflicts of ethnicity, religion and language. To understand these and other political processes, this MSc programme draws upon the concepts and methods of the sub-disciplines of comparative politics (political sociology and political economy) and international relations. The evidence from Asia will also reveal the relevance and limitations of the concepts and methods derived from North American/European settings and suggest ways in which they may be modified. The expertise available in the Department enables students to concentrate on one of the sub-regions of Asia, (East Asia. South Asia, Southeast Asia and Central Asia) should they choose to do so. Alternatively, they may follow a more comparative approach by selecting a mixture of units covering different sub-regions.
Learn a language as part of this programme
Degree programmes at SOAS - including this one - can include language courses in more than forty African and Asian languages. It is SOAS students' command of an African or Asian language which sets SOAS apart from other universities.
Students take taught courses to the value of 3 full units + dissertation:
1. ONE unit from A (compulsory);
2-3. TWO units from B, C or D;
4. Dissertation on some aspect of Asian Politics (compulsory).
Nb. Students on this programme may only take ONE China-focused unit: 15PPOC012, 15PPOC018 OR 15PPOC252
A. ONE of the following Regional Politics Courses:
- Government and politics of modern South Asia - 15PPOC003 (1 Unit) - Full Year - Not Running 2016/2017
- Government and politics of modern South East Asia - 15PPOC247 (1 Unit) - Full Year
- State and Society in Central Asia and the Caucasus - 15PPOH022 (0.5 Unit) - Term 2
- Geopolitics and Security in Central Asia and the Caucasus - 15PPOH023 (0.5 Unit) - Term 2
- Northeast Asian politics: Japan, Korea and Taiwan - 15PPOC253 (1 Unit) - Full Year
- State and society in the Chinese political process - 15PPOC012 (1 Unit) - Full Year
B. ONE or TWO of the following Regional Politics Courses:
- China and international politics - 15PPOC018 (1 Unit) - Full Year
- Taiwan's politics and cross-strait relations - 15PPOC252 (1 Unit) - Full Year
- International politics of East Asia - 15PPOC251 (1 Unit) - Full Year
- Japan Unravelled - 15PPOH033 (0.5 Unit) - Term 2
- The Indian Ocean in World Politics - 15PPOH032 (0.5 - Term 2 Unit)
C. ONE of the following Disciplinary Politics Courses:
- Politics of Globalisation and Development in Asia and Africa - 15PPOC017 (1 Unit) - Full Year
- State & society in Asia & Africa - 15PPOC008 (1 Unit) - Full Year
- Queer Politics in Asia, Africa and the Middle East - 15PGNH007 (0.5 Unit) - Term 2
- Comparative International Political Thought - 15PPOH021 (0.5 Unit) - Term 2
- Political Thought on the Just Rebellion - 15PPOH030 (0.5 Unit) - Term 1 - Not Running 2016/2017
- Islamic/Democratic Political Thought - 15PPOC255 (1 Unit) - Full Year
- Approaches to Comparative Political Thought - 15PPOH028 (0.5 Unit) - Term 1
- Introduction to Quantitative Methods in Social Research - 15PPOH035 (0.5 Unit) - Term 2
D. ONE of the following Courses focussed on Asia in a Cognate Discipline:
- Modern Chinese Law and Institutions - 15PLAC139 (1 Unit) - Full Year
- Culture and Conflict in the Himalaya - 15PSAC291 (1 Unit) - Full Year
- Economic problems and policies in modern China - 15PECC035 (1 Unit) - Full Year
- Japanese Modernity I - 15PHIH013 (0.5 Unit) - Term 1
- Japanese Modernity II - 15PHIH014 (0.5 Unit) - Term 2
(Students wishing to take 15PHIH013 must also take 15PHIH014)
Language courses: students should chose the language they wish to take from the list below. They should then make contact with the relevant Course Convenor during welcome week who will assess which level of course would be appropriate, and will advise re. changing course enrolments if necessary.
- Elementary Spoken Cantonese (PG) - 15PCHC006 (1 Unit) - Full Year
- Elementary spoken Hokkien (Minnanyu, Taiwanese) (PG) - 15PCHC007 (1 Unit) - Full Year
- Special Course in Chinese 1 (PG) - 15PCHC008 (1 Unit) - Full Year
- Intensive Elementary Tibetan (PG) - 15PCHC018 (1 Unit) - Full Year - Not Running 2016/2017
- Basic Japanese 1 (PG) - 15PJKC008 (1 Unit) - Full Year
- Elementary Korean (PG) - 15PJKC015 (1 Unit) - Full Year - Not Running 2016/2017
- Bengali Language 1 (PG) - 15PSAC303 (1 Unit) - Full Year
- Hindi Language 1 (PG) - 15PSAC295 (1 Unit) - Full Year
- Nepali Language 1 (PG) - 15PSAC298 (1 Unit) - Full Year
- Urdu Language 1 (PG) - 15PSAC300 (1 Unit) - Full Year
- Burmese Language 1 (PG) - 15PSEC039 (1 Unit) - Full Year
- Indonesian Language 1 (PG) - 15PSEC032 (1 Unit) - Full Year
- Khmer (Cambodian) Language 1 (PG) - 15PSEC043 (1 Unit) - Full Year - Not Running 2016/2017
- Thai Language 1 (PG) - 15PSEC040 (1 Unit) - Full Year
- Vietnamese Language 1 (PG) - 15PSEC036 (1 Unit) - Full Year
E. Dissertation:
This would focus on some aspect of Asian Politics.
- Dissertation in Political Studies - 15PPOC999 (1 Unit) - Full Year
Programme Specification
Teaching & Learning
Teaching & Learning
Courses are taught by a combination of methods, principally lectures, tutorial classes, seminars and supervised individual study projects.
The MSc programme consists of three taught courses (corresponding to three examination papers) and a dissertation.
Most courses involve a 50-minute lecture as a key component with linked tutorial classes.
At Masters level there is particular emphasis on seminar work. Students make full-scale presentations for each unit that they take, and are expected to write papers that often require significant independent work.
A quarter of the work for the degree is given over to the writing of an adequately researched 10,000-word dissertation. Students are encouraged to take up topics which relate the study of a particular region to a body of theory.
Learning Resources
SOAS Library is one of the world's most important academic libraries for the study of Africa, Asia and the Middle East, attracting scholars from all over the world.
The Library houses over 1.2 million volumes, together with significant archival holdings, special collections and a growing network of electronic resources.
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For further details and information on external scholarships visit the Scholarships section
A Student's Perspective
Tamara Bah, American University, Washington
Before I came to SOAS, I knew that my grade would depend on either one or two large assignments and I was apprehensive about that—almost scared, however I am glad as I got to learn a lot about myself as a student. I became more independent academically and got to see what I can really accomplished without teachers "coddling" me along the way. Extremely refreshing!


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Quantifying Groundwater Baseflow and Improving Math Skills through a Stream-Discharge Exercise part of Cutting Edge:Courses:Hydrogeology:Activities
A two-part exercise is presented where students quantify stream discharge and use the data to determine groundwater baseflow. They first use tedious hand calculations to compute discharge; then develop their own ...
Pathogenic Microorganisms in Water part of Cutting Edge:Courses:Hydrogeology:Activities
This activity introduces students to sampling and testing for microorganisms in different water sources. It also tests iodine tablets to kill coliform bacteria which interest many students. The activity utilizes ...
Using GIS to estimate the volume of snow and water in a drainage basin part of Cutting Edge:Courses:GIS and Remote Sensing:Activities2
Todd Rayne, Hamilton College Summary This activity uses field measurements and GIS to estimate the volume of water in the form of snow in a field site. Context Type and level of course I use this in a ...
Geologic Mapping Exercise part of Cutting Edge:Manage Your Career:Early Career:Previous Workshops:Workshop 2010:Teaching Activities
This exercise is designed to simulate some of the mapping aspects of a basic geological investigation. This mock geological investigation is a good wrap-up exercise because it incorporates a variety of geological ...
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The Florida River Project is a semester-long project involving (1) an individual project in which students pose a scientific question and use existing data to test their hypothesis, and (2) a group project in which ...
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This activity provides an approach to teach field methods that is programmed to avoid common pitfalls in teaching field methods to students. The two common problems that are avoided is familiarity with equipment ...
An integrated view of the Glendale Landscape part of Cutting Edge:Courses:Hydrogeology:Hydrogeology, Soils, Geochemistry 2013:Activities
Students work in groups to develop posters that communicate their concept of landscape following several field labs (soils, sediment analysis, river discharge, vegetation survey, aquatic life) at one location. They ...
Calculation of Stream Discharge part of Cutting Edge:Introductory Courses:Activities
This lab is a field oriented exercise that visits two sites on the same stream to calculate stream discharge. It illustrates the influences of stream cross-sectional area on discharge and the resistance of bedrock ...
Rivers and Streams part of Cutting Edge:Introductory Courses:Activities
This lab activity has students collect stream data in the field and calculate flow velocity, discharge and gradient. Additional activities include plotting clast size on a Hjulstrom Diagram, and unit conversions.
Wastewater Treatment part of Cutting Edge:Introductory Courses:Activities
This activity involves a tour of the local waste water treatment plant, where the students learn about the waste water treatment process. Following the tour the students write up a paper describing the water's ...
Study of the Horsepen Creek Stream System part of Cutting Edge:Introductory Courses:Activities
This is an in depth laboratory exercise that can be adapted to any stream system, and has been successfully implemented with classes composed primarily of non-majors. This field exercise allows students to go ...
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Students make measurements of dam dimensions and water levels above and below a small, accessible earthen dam. They assess the soil texture in the field. They follow up by developing a simple flow net and ...
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Well Field Practice: aquifer characterization through conducting and interpreting of aquifer pump tests.
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Drilling the borehole is only the beginning. Data collection, handling and interpretation are the most important aspects to the field hydrogeologist. This session will use an exercise that combines both physical ...
Melting Glaciers, Gravels and Groundwater part of Cutting Edge:Hydrogeology:Activities
A spectacular gravel quarry five miles west of Schenectady New York along the Mohawk River is an ideal place to discuss deglaciation history and the development of the ancestral Mohawk Delta building into former ...
Creating a Water Table Map for Newark Road Prairie part of Cutting Edge:Hydrogeology:Activities
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An example of student-driven, instructor-guided field experiments on a budget. Schools that cater to under-represented students are often those with limited resources, however, student-driven discovery in the field ...
Hydrogeologic Mapping part of Cutting Edge:Hydrogeology:Activities
A field exercise designed to give the students a visceral understanding of the geometry of the water table and the flow and transport consequences of that geometry.
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At a news conference yesterday, he said he was too busy focusing on recovery from superstorm Sandy and didn't have time to look at whether climate change fueled the storm. He called the question "esoteric."
Christie also pledged transparency in rebuilding efforts and responded to news reports critical of the state's selection of the politically connected AshBritt firm to handle debris removal, saying he would work with the state's comptroller and the Legislature to make sure recovery money is properly distributed.
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All Your Base Are Belong To Us
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| Someone set up us the bomb
For great justice take off every 'zig'
"The best victory is when all your opponent's base are belong to you before there is any actual setting them up the bomb."
"Belong to us, all your base are"
"The captain quickly ordered every fleet to mobilize when the explosion caused major damage."
"In Soviet Russia All Our Base Are Belong To YOU!!"
"Young man there was named Wong
For great justice he fought to oppose wrong
Fleet of his was big
He took off every Zig
Him to all base are belong"
"All your base are belong to us" is the earliest recorded phrase written in English and Symbionese. It first appeared in print on the Bayeux tapestry after hundreds of years of usage in the oral stories of Beowulf and the The Illiad. Later, it was popularized by U.S. president John F. Kennedy. Despite claims to the contrary, it is grammatically perfect.
Kennedy's Use of the Phrase
When now-retired US president John F. Kennedy made his famous speech in Berlin in 1963, it was this phrase that galvanised his audience. Legal disputes over just this issue had already led to the Cuban Missile Crisis where a minor disagreement about import duty on thermo-nuclear warheads led to major fallout between the United States and Cuba. The Bay of Pigs fiasco followed, and America ended up with Guantanamo Bay. Kennedy, however, realized that this meant that many parts of Germany could technically still be considered part of America. This remains the case today.
The unusual syntax of the famous phrase is officially attributed to a typo by the Japanese speechwriter Cats San. There is, however, widespread speculation that the phrase was President Kennedy's only improvised remark in his entire career (possibly the only such instance in modern U.S. history):
"Ihre ganze Unterseite sind gehören uns!"
Reginald Humber of the Houston Humbers once upon presenting arms to a foreign diplomat uttered this phrase and was promptly socked in the mouth.
The "All Your Base" Speech in Full (With Annotations)
Here, Kennedy is referring to the start of the Cold War:
In A.D. 1947 Krieg war anfangend.
In A.D. 1947 War was beginning.
What started the war, he ponders:
Was macht?
What happen ?
His answer? The invention of the atomic bomb.
Jemand stellte auf uns die Bombe.
Someone set up us the bomb.
Kennedy now taking the audience back to his historic last-minute diplomacy with then Russian Premier Georg Kharrison:
Wir erhalten Signal. Was ! Hauptschirm schalte ein.
We get signal. What ! Main screen turn on.
Kennedy's famous opening words to the Soviet Premier:
Es ist Sie !!
It's you !!
Harrison's pitiful attempt to evade the key issues is summed up here:
Wie sind Sie Sanftmänner !!
How are you gentlemen !!
The heart of the speech, and the nub of the peace talks. Kennedy jumps straight in and announces the seizure of the Cuban bases to the as yet unknowing Soviets:
Ganze Ihre Stützpunkt sind gehören uns.
All your base are belong to us.
Harrison's reaction is a typical knee-jerk display of Soviet bravado:
Sie sind auf der Weg zu Zerstörung.
You are on the way to destruction.
Kennedy pretends not to have understood: an interesting gambit.
Was du sagen!!
What you say !!
Harrison now clearly overcompensating for his weak tactical position. It's plain to see that Kennedy's got him on the ropes.
Sie haben keine Chance zu überleben bilden Ihre Zeit.Notice how Kennedy makes light of Harrison's idle threats. This is the finishing blow. And, yes, that's how they laugh in Japan. I mean, Russia.
You have no chance to survive make your time.
Ke Ke Ke Ke Ke ....
Ha Ha Ha Ha ....
Ending on a triumphant note, Kennedy puts past victories behind him and returns to the present. "Take off every Zig." He implores the assembled Berliners, "For Great Justice".
Kapitän !! Nehmen ab jedes ' Zig ' !! Wissen sie, was sie machen. Verschieben sie ' Zig '. Für große Justiz.
Captain !! Take off every 'Zig'!! You know what you doing. Move 'Zig'. For great justice.
He retires to a standing ovation.
Khrushchev: In AD 1962, war was beginning.
Khrushchev: Somebody set up us the missile bases in Turkey
Khrushchev: We get signal.
Khrushchev: Main missiles turn on.
Khrushchev: It's you!
Kennedy: How are you gentlemen? All your missile base in Cuba are belong to us.
Khrushchev: What you say?
Kennedy: You have no chance to survive, make your time. Ha ha ha.
Khrushchev: For great Communism, Take off every MiG!
For this, Kennedy was duly assasinated.
Other Uses (are Belong to Us)
In Silicon Valley
Steve Jobs: What happen
Apple manager: Somebody set up us the stock crash!
Apple Stockbroker: We get signal
Steve Jobs: What?
Manager: Main Screen turn on
Steve Jobs: It's you!
Bill Gates: How are you gentlemen!
Bill Gates: 51% of your base are belong to us!
Bill Gates: You are on the way to hostile takeover!
Steve Jobs: What you say?!
Bill Gates: You have no chance to liquidate make your time
Bill Gates: HAHAHA!
Steve Jobs: Take off every listing
Steve Jobs: You know what you doing
Steve Jobs: Move iArmy
Steve Jobs: For great justice
In 9/11
Narrator: In A.D. 2001 war was beginning.
Bush: What happen?
Mayor of New York: Somebody set up us the terror attacks!
Cheney: We get signal.
Rove: What the?
Cheney: Main screen turn on
Bush: It's you?!
Osama bin Laden: How are you gentalmen?
Osama bin Laden: All your WTC are belong to us
Osama bin Laden: You are on the way to destruction!
Bush:(hearing aid losing its battery) What you say???
Osama bin Laden:You have no chance to survive make your time
Osama bin Laden: HAHAHA!
Bush:Take off every marine.
Bush: I know what I doing
Bush: Move marines
Bush: For great Poland
2 years later, as Saddam was captured
In A.D. 2003 Bush's other war was begining
Al-Qaeda leader: What happen?
Osama bin Laden: Somebody captured up us the Saddam
Al-Qaeda leader:We get message
Osama bin Laden:???
Al-Qaeda leader: Main phone pick up
Al-Qaeda leader: It's you!
Bush: How are you terrorists?!
Bush: All your oil are belong to U.S.
Bush: You will also be on the way to descruction!
Al-Qaeda leader: Whaaaa?
Bush: You have no chance to retrieve your oil, you will die!
Bush: HAHAHA!
Osama: take off every suicide bomber
Al-Qaeda leader: You know what you doing!?
Osama: Move suicide bomber
Osama:For great jihad
On Christmas
Narrator: In the year A.D. 2006, Christmas was beginning.
Commander: What happen?
Operator: Somebody set up us the mistletoe.
Operator2: We get signal.
Commander: What!
Operator: Mainscreen Turn on!
Commander: It's you! (O RLY!?)
CATS: How are you gentleman?
CATS: All your stocking are belong to us!
Commander: Oh teh noes!!
CATS: You are on the way to having crap holiday.
CATS: You have no chance to whip up a new batch of eggnog, make your time.
Commander: Man, he still acts like a dick, even on Christmas. Asshole.
On Halloween
Narrator: In the year A.D. 2006, Halloween was beginning.
Commander: What happen?
Operator: Somebody set up us the doorbell.
Operator2: We get knocking.
Commander: What!
Operator: Main door open.
Commander: It's you!
CATS: How are you gentleman?! (dressed up as a cat)
CATS: All your king-size Snickers are belong to us!
Commander: We actually ran out, man.
CATS: What? Well, uh, then you are on the way to being TP'd!
CATS: You have no chance to survive, make your time!
CATS: Hahaha!
CATS: Oh, by the way, do you like my costume?
Commander: What? Uh, no.
CATS: N00b.
On Wedding Ceremony
In AD 2007, wedding was beginning...
Priest: What happen?
Groom: Somebody set up us the confetti.
Bride: We get objection!
Groom: Main church door open!
Priest: What can I do for you, my child?
Interruptor: How are you bride and groom? All your present are belong to us! You are on the way to annulment.
Priest: What you say, my child?
Interruptor: You have no chance to have baby make your time! HAHAHA!
Groom: Father!
Priest: Take off wedding ring! You know what you doing! Remove wedding ring. For great annulment.
CATs Norris
- Narrator: In A.D. 2101, war was beginning.
- Captain: What happen ?
- Mechanic: Somebody set up us the roundhouse.
- Operator: We get hurt.
- Captain: What!
- Operator: Main screen turn on.
- Captain: It's you!!
- CATS Norris: How are you victims!!
- CATS Norris: All your trophies are belong to us.
- CATS Norris: You are on the way to kicked.
- Captain: What you say!!
- CATS Norris: You have no chance to live make your time.
- CATS Norris: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....
- Operator: Captain!!
- Captain: Take off every 'block!!
- Captain: You don't know what you doing.
- Captain: Move 'block'.
- Captain: For great defence.
Narrator: In A.D. 1939, war was beginning.
- Churchill: What happen ?
- Mechanic: Somebody set up us the blitzkrieg.
- Operator: We get n00bed in France.
- Churchill: What!
- Operator: Main wireless turn on.
- Churchill: It's you!!
- Hilter: How are you Britain!!
- Hilter: All your Chanel Islands are belong to us are belong to us.
- Hilter: You are on the way to being Lebensraum.
- Churchill: What you say!!
- Hilter: You have no chance to Homeguard make your time.
- Hilter: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....
- Operator: Prime Minster!!
- Churchill: Take off every spitfire!!
- Churchill: You know what you doing.
- Churchill: Move spitfire.
- Churchill: For great Battle of Britain.
On Myspace
"In AD 2007, myspace war was beginning..."
Tom:what happen?
user:someone set up us the spam.
user:we get comments.
Admin:main profile, log in.
Tom:it you!?!
Tom:what you say?!?
Tom:take off every spammer!
Tom:you know what your doing!
Tom:move spam!
Tom:for great myspace!
In Transformers
"In State Day of Cycle, 1141, war was beginning..."
Optimus Prime: What happen?
Ironhide: Someone set us up the Decepticon.
Ironhide: We get signal.
Prime: Main screen turn on.
Prime: It's you!!
Megatron: How are you Autobots!
Megatron: All your energon are belong to us!
Megatron: Your Sparks are on the way to extinguishing!
Prime: What you say?!?
Megatron: You have no chance to survive make your time!
Megatron: Hahaha....
Prime: Ironhide!
Prime: Take off every "Autobot"!
Ironhide: You know what you are doing.
Prime: Move "Autobot"!
Prime: 'Till all are one!
In Transformers: The Movie
"In AD. 2005, war was beginning..."
Ultra Magnus: What happen?
Hot Rod: Someone set us up the Galvatron.
Hot Rod: We get signal.
Ultra Magnus: Main screen turn on.
Ultra Magnus: It's you!!
Unicron: How are you Autobots!
Unicron: All your Matrix are belong to us!
Unicron: You are on the way to destruction!
Ultra Magnus: What you say?!?
Unicron: You have no chance to survive make your time!
Unicron: Hahaha....
Ultra Magnus: Hot Rod!
Ultra Magnus: Take the "Matrix"!
Hot Rod: You know what you are doing.
Ultra Magnus: Open "Matrix"!
Rodimus Prime: Light our darkest hour!
In Blade Runner
Narrator: In Los Angeles 2019, Nexus 6 was beginning.
Batty: What happen?
Zhora: Somebody set up us the retirement!
Leon: We get signal.
Batty: What!
Leon: Main screen turn on.
Batty: It's you?!
Deckard: How are you gentlemen?
Deckard: All your Nexus 6 are belong to us.
Deckard: You are on the way to destruction!
Batty: What you say???
Deckard: You have no chance to tears in the rain your time.
Deckard: HAHAHA!
Batty: Take off every replicant.
Batty: You know what firey side of Orion!
Batty: Move C-Beam.
Batty: For great movie.
Altavista Babelfish Translation
Announcement 2101 war started.
(Explosion goes out)
Captain: By mistake is something of the earth which? You say!!
Engineer: That seems the way in someone putting in place the explosive.
Communication operator: Captain! The signal entered!
Captain: What!! B?
Communication operator: Range of vision comes to the principal screen.
Captain: Y!!
CATS: While using is it seems the gentleman way.
CATS: Cooperating with Federal Government power, the cat took over your entire basis.
CATS: I that and eventually the edge of your boat, presume that it is, oh.
Captain: Impossibility! T!!
CATS: Your cooperation thank you.
CATS: Cherish these several remaining times of your life.
CATS: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha...
Communication operator: Captain....
Captain: As for aircraft everything of ZIG! It takes off!!
Captain: As for us those reliance which cannot do thing...
Captain: Future as for desire because of us...
Captain: There is your hand. ZIG!!
In Shakespearean times
In the year of our Lord 1501, a great war hath begun.
King: What doth take place?
Servant: Those fiends hath set up us the gunpowder weapon of destruction.
Messenger: Sire, a message hath been bestowed upon us.
King: Darest thou repeat thyself!
Messenger: In the main hall of our castle great, our enemy hath appeared!
King: Thou it be, foulest of them all!
CATS: I bid ye good-den, king and servingmen.
CATS: All thine kingdom doth now belongest to us.
CATS: Thou art on the path to the greatest of destructions.
King: What hast thou spoken now, foe!
CATS: Thy hast no chance to survive, fools! Makest thou the last moments of thine life.
CATS: I shaketh with laughter over thy stupidity, o king!
Messenger: My lord?
King: Send out every zig rider to the last man!
King: Thy knowest what done must be.
King: Zigs, go forth with haste!
King: For our cause is just, and may the lord show us mercy.
In Chess
By move 23, war was beginning.
King: What happen ?
Rook: Someone set up us the pawn.
Bishop: We get checked.
King: What!
Bishop: King to e5.
Enemy King: How are you gentlemen!!
Enemy King: All your piece are belong to us.
Enemy King: You are on the way to checkmate.
King: What you say!!
Enemy King: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Enemy King: Check...
Bishop: King!!
King: Take off every "Knight".
King: You know what you doing.
King: Move "Knight".
King: For great checkmate.
In Star Wars
"A long, long, time ago, in a galaxy far away..."
Rebel:What happen?
Captain Antilles:Someone set us up the Star Destroyer.
Rebel:We get docking tube.
Admin:Main airlock open.
Tom:It's you!
Darth Vader:How are you Rebels!
Vader:All your secret plans are belong to us!
Tom:what you say?!?
Vader:You have no chance to survive make your time.
Vader: Ha ha ha...
Antilles:Take off every escape pod!
Leia:You know what you doing?
Antilles:Launch pod!
Antilles:For great Rebel Alliance!
In Dungeons & Dragons
In A.D. 2008, random encounter was beginning.
Player 1 (Leader): What happen?
Player 2: Somebody set up us the surprise fireball.
Player 3: We get chanting.
Player 1: What!
Player 3: Listen and spot check turn on.
Player 1: It's you!!
DM: How are you adventurers!! (Impersonating the evil wizard casting a fireball)
DM: All your HP are belong to us.
DM: You are on the way to incineration. (Almost completing another fireball)
Player 1: What you chant!!
DM: You have no chance to survive make your time.
DM: Ha ha ha ha... (Unleashes the fireball)
Player 3: Leader!!
Player 1: Take off every survivor!!
Player 1: You know what you doing.
Player 1: Move survivors.
Player 1: For great retreat.
In Czarist Russia
In A.D. 1917, October revolution was beginning.
Nicholas II: What happen?
Soldier: Somebody set us up the revolution.
Messenger: We get commies.
Nicholas II: What!
Messenger: Main letter open.
Nicholas II: (reading letter) It's you!!
Lenin: How are you gentlemen!!
Lenin: All your means of production are belong to us.
Lenin: You are on the way to socialism.
Nicholas II: What he write!!
Lenin: You have no chance to exploit the proletariat make your time.
Lenin: Ha ha ha ha ….
Messenger: Czar!
Nicholas II: Take off every 'kulak'!!
Nicholas II: You know what you doing.
Nicholas II: Move 'kulak".
Nicholas II: For great feudalism.
In Sesame Street
At 5:31 pm, letter "P" was beginning.
Big Bird: What happen?
Elmo: Somebody set us up the alphabet.
Big Bird: We get numbers.
Elmo: What!
Big Bird: Main counting turn on.
Big Bird: It's you!!
BERTS: How are you Muppets!!
BERTS: All your "P"s are belong to us.
BERTS: You are on the way to learning.
Big Bird: What you say!!
BERTS: You have no chance to count to ten make your time.
BERTS: Ha ha ha ha...
Big Bird: Elmo!
Big Bird: Take off every letter "R"!!
Elmo: You know what you doing.
Big Bird: Move letter "R".
Big Bird: For great Sesame Street.
In Retirement Home
In AD 2006 Retirement was begining
Old Man#1: [farts loudly] Whhwhwat happen?
Old Man#2: (sleeping) somebody set up us the bomb... zzzzzzzzzzz
Old Man#3: We get signal, and it's interfering with my hearing aid.
Old Man#3: Main screen door open.
Old Man#1: It's it's it's.... you!
Old Lady(Katrina): How are you gentlemen?
Katrina: All your pills are belong to us.
Katrina: There no way to you to retrieve medication!
Old Man#1 (nearly deaf) : What you say?
Katrina: You have... (reads scientific name for pills) Nochanstus urvivmeic jortaim???
Katrina: HAHAHA(coughs badly)
Old Man#2(still sleeping): General... zzzzzz
Old man#1: Take off on walker.
Old Man#1: (struggling with walker)move walker!
Old Man#1: For greaaat... zzzzzzzzzzzzz
In n00b and 1337 5P34K
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CoolComander: OMFG WTF H4pp3nz??¿?!11
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n3rd1039: lolololololol
CoolComander: stfu b1tch!
n00bc0m3r: HIYOUSUCKDICKSMOTHERFUCKERSLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!
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n00bc0m3r: AAAAAAAAA!
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n00bc0m3r: LOL!1
n3rd1039: CoolComander cum h3r3!
CoolComander: OMFG! TurN 0N teh Fi3rw4llZ!!1
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CoolComander: tUrN teh fuckin' Fi3rWallz b1tchez!!11111lololol
CoolComander: OMFG sTFU n00b!!1
In the Tinned Foods aisle
In Celsius 2101, Warmth was beginning.
Captain Branston: What happen!?
HP Sauce: Somebody set up us the table!
Commis Operator: We get baked beans.
Branston: What? Main toaster turn on. It's you!
HEINZ: How are you bean fanatics !! All your beans are belong to HEINZ. You are on the way to being buttered.
Branston: What you say!?
HEINZ:You have no chance to be toasted, beans in brine. Ha ha ha....
Branston: Move beans, for great toastice! For great toastice, move every bean. Take off every bean fart.
Westboro Baptist Church
In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Homosexual Captain: What happen ?
Homosexual Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Homosexual Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
Fred Phelps: God hates you, you dirty fags!!
Fred Phelps: All your dirty stinking fag base are belong to us.
Fred Phelps: You are on the way to damnation.
Captain: What you say !!
Fred Phelps: You have no chance to be forgiven make your time.
Fred Phelps: Ha ha ha ha ....
Operator: Captain !!
Captain: Take off every 'Fag' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'Fag'.
Captain: For great justice.
In Baseball
In A.D. 2101
Baseball game was beginning.
Team Captain: What happen ?
First Base Man: Somebody set up us the ball.
Announcer: We get announcement.
Team Captain: What !
Announcer: Main teleprompter replay screen turn on.
Team Captain: It's you !!
Team CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
Team CATS: All your base are belong to us.
Team CATS: You are on the way to losing World Series.
Team Captain: What you say !!
Team CATS: You have no chance to win game make half time.
Team CATS: Ha ha ha ha ....
Announcer: Captain !!
Team Captain: Take off every 'Performance Enhancing Steroids' !!
Team Captain: You know what you doing.
Team Captain: Inject 'Performance Enhancing Steroids'.
Team Captain: For great loss of testicles.
In The Bedroom
In back of crowded party coat room
Sex was beginning.
Catholic School Girl: What happen ?
Vagina: Somebody set up us the sperm.
Uterus: We get pregnant.
Catholic School Girl: What !
Uterus: Main baby turn on.
Catholic School Girl: It's you !!
BABY: How are you gentlewoman !!
BABY: All your uterus are belong to us.
BABY: You are on the way to pregnancy.
Catholic School Girl: What you say !!
BABY: You have no chance to be virgin make your period.
BABY: Ha ha ha ha ....
Uterus: Slut !!
Catholic School Girl: Take off every 'Fetus' !!
Catholic School Girl: You know what you doing.
Catholic School Girl: Kill 'Fetus'.
Catholic School Girl: For great abortion.
Law and Order: AYB
In dark alley, murder was beginning.
Novak: What happen?
Stabler: Somebody set up us the murder.
Cragen: We get confession.
Novak: What!
Cragen: Main suspect coerced.
Novak: It's you!
LAWYER: How are you Detectives!!
LAWYER: All your evidence are belong to us.
LAWYER: You are on the way to Internal Affairs hearing.
Cragen: What you say!!
LAWYER: You have no chance to keep jobs make your defence.
LAWYER: Ha ha ha ha ha
Novak: Detectives!
Stabler: Take off every excessive force complaint.
Stabler: You know what you doing.
Stabler: Intimidate suspect.
Stabler: For great brutality.
In Brad Pitt Moviefilm
In B.C. 210.1
Siege was beginning.
Paris: What happen?
Captain of the Guard: Somebody set up us the Trojan Horse!
General: We get spear.
Paris: What the?
General: Main shield hold up.
Paris: It's you?!
ACHILLES: How are you gentlemen!!
ACHILLES: All your Helen are belong to us.
ACHILLES: You are on the way to destruction!
Paris: [amid chaos of battle] What you say???
ACHILLES: You have no chance to survive make your retreat.
General: Paris!!
Paris: Take out every arrow!!
Paris: I know what I doing.
Paris: Move arrow.
Paris: For great movie.
In 300
In 300 BC. War was begining
Xerxes: What happened!?
Persian: Someone set us the fire arrow.
Persian #2: We get spear through the gate!
Xerxes: What!!
Persian #2: Main Gate open! (shot by a fire arrow)
Xerxes: It's you!!
Leonidas: How are you gentlemen!!
Leonidas: All your base in Thermopyle are belong to us SPARTAAAAAAAAAANs!!.
Leonidas: (Slowing down time to dodge an arrow) You are on the way to death!!
Xerxes: (In the midst of battle) What you say!!
Leonidas: You have no chance to survive, make your time.
Leonidas: Ha ha ha.
Persian #3: Xerxes!! (Decapitated)
Xerxes: Take off every Uber-Immortals!!
Xerxes: You know what you are doing!
Xerxes: Move Uber-Immortals!
Xerxes: For great Persian Empire!!
In God of War
In whatever year God of War was on, War was begining.
Athena: What happen?
A god: Someone betrayed us.
Another god: We recieved message.
Athena: What?
some other god: Mirroring pool open.
Athena: It's you!? (In her mind: Fucking ginger bastard.)
Ares: How are you Athena?
Ares: All Your Base In Athens Are Belong To ME!!!
Ares: Your people are on the way to destruction.
Athena: What you say!!
Ares: You have no chance the save the moochers in your city make your time.
Ares: Ha ha ha.
Zeus: Athena!
Athena: Contact Kratos!!
Athena: You know what you doing.
Athena: Contact Kratos!
Athena: For city of Athens!!
In Windows Operating System
In 2007. Windows Vista was beginning
Windows Vista User: What Happen ?
Computer: Somebody set up us the UAC.
Windows Vista: We get error message.
Windows Vista User: What !
Windows Vista Support: Main computer turn off and on.
Windows Vista User (to BSoD): It's you !!
BSoD: How are you gentlemen !!
BSoD: All your RAM are belong to us.
BSoD: You are on the way to losing all your work.
Windows Vista User: What you compute !!
BSoD: You have no chance to backup make your time.
BSoD: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....
Computer: 'Press any key to terminate the application'
Windows Vista User: Take off every 'Vista Install' !!
Windows Vista User: I know what I doing.
Windows Vista User: Install 'Win XP'.
Windows Vista User: For great Windows.
All Your Base Are Belong To Jack Bauer (How friggin' quaint)
In 2007 AD, War against Terrorist is just begining
Osama bin Laden: What happen?
Terrorist #1: Someone set us the suicide bomb.
Terrorist #2: We get video message!
Osama Bin Laden: What!
Terrorist #1: Video playing.
Osama bin Laden: It's you!
Jack Bauer: How are you Terrorist!
Jack Bauer: All Your Base In Afghanistan Are Belong To Us.
Jack Bauer: You are on the way to death at my hands.
Osama bin Laden: What you say!!
Jack Bauer: You have no chance to survive, make your time.
Jack Bauer: Ha ha ha.
Terrorist #3: Osama!
Osama Bin Laden: Take out every missiles!
Osama bin Laden: You know what you're doing!
Osama bin Laden: Move missiles!
Osama bin Laden: For great Allah!
In the polling station
On Message Board
In A.D. 2007, flame war was beginning.
User: What happen?
Flamer: Somebody set up us the account block.
Flamer: We get PM.
User: What!
Flamer: Main inbox open.
User(reading PM): It's you!!
Admin: How are you gentlemen!!
Admin: All your threads are belong to us.
Admin: You are on the way to permaban.
User: What you type!!
Admin: You have no insults to post make your time.
Admin: Ha ha ha ha ....
Flamer: Dude!!
User: Call up every Anonymous!!
User: You know what you invading!
User: Hack site.
User: For great crapflood.
In Cherry Hill Temple
In A.D. 1992
Invasion was beginning.
Usagi: What happen?
Rei: Somebody set up us the Negaverse.
Ami: We get signal.
Usagi: What?
Ami: Main monitor turn on.
Usagi: It's you!
Jedite: How are you ladies.
Jedite: All your Earth are belong to us.
Jedite: You are on the way to takeover.
Usagi: What you say!!
Jedite: You have no chance to exile fight me.
Jedite: Ha ha ha ha...
Ami: Usagi!
Usagi: Take off every Senshi.
Usagi: You know what you doing.
Usagi: Move Senshi.
Usagi: For great Moon.
AYB (Lupin III version)
In A.D. 1967
Law was beginning.
Lupin: What happen?
Goemon: Somebody set up us the fuzz.
Jigen: We get handcuffs.
Lupin: What?
Jigen: Front door open.
Lupin: It's you!
Zenigata: How are you gentlemen.
Zenigata: All your base are belong to us.
Zenigata: You are on the way to arrest.
Lupin: What you say!!
Zenigata: You have no chance to escape make your time.
Zenigata: Ha ha ha ha...
Jigen: Boss!
Lupin: Take off every Fujiko.
Lupin: You know what you doing.
Lupin: Move Fujiko.
Lupin: For great thieves.
AYB Are Belong to the Blair Witch
In A.D. 1994
Film was beginning.
Heather: What happen?
Michael: Somebody set up us the horror.
Joshua: We get chilling ritualistic figures.
Heather: What?
Joshua: Main camera start rolling.
Heather: It's you!
Blair Witch: How are you filmmakers.
Blair Witch: All your camera are belong to us.
Blair Witch: You are on the way to disappearing.
Heather: What you say!!
Blair Witch: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Blair Witch: Ha ha ha ha...
Joshua: Heather!
Heather: Take off every compass.
Heather: You know what you doing.
Heather: Move compass.
Heather: For great documentary.
At Mahora Academy
In A.D. 2003
School was beginning.
Asuna: What happen?
Negi: Somebody set up us the water.
Chisame: We get signal.
Asuna: What?
Chisame: Main monitor turn on.
Asuna: It's you!
FATE: How are you children.
FATE: All your base are belong to us.
FATE: You are on the way to entrapment.
Asuna: What you say!!
FATE: You have no chance to escape make your time.
FATE: Ha ha ha ha...
Chisame: Asuna!
Asuna: Take off every mage.
Asuna: You know what you doing.
Asuna: Move mage.
Asuna: For great revelation.
Concerning the Hannah Montana 3-D concert
In A.D. 2008
Concert was beginning.
Fanboy: What happen?
Fangirl #1: Somebody set up us the ticket.
Fangirl #2: We get signal.
Fanboy: What?
Fangirl #2: Main screen turn on.
Fanboy: It's you!
CATS: How are you fans.
CATS: All your ticket are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to sellout.
Fanboy: What you say!!
CATS: You have no chance to watch make your time.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha...
Fangirl #2: Fanboy!
Fanboy: Take off every speeder.
Fanboy: You know what you doing.
Fanboy: Move speeder.
Fanboy: For great concert.
Guns N' Roses
In A.D. 1990
Parental Advisory was beginning
W. Axl Rose: What happen?
Slash: Somebody set up us the Tipper Sticker.
Duff McKagan: We get signal.
W. Axl Rose: What?
Duff McKagan: Main screen turn on.
W. Axl Rose: It's you!
Albert Gore Jr.: How are you gentlemen.
Albert Gore Jr.: All your base are belong to us.
Albert Gore Jr.: You are on the way to receiving the Tipper Sticker.
W. Axl Rose: What you say!!
Albert Gore Jr.: You have no chance to be rated PG-13 make your time.
Albert Gore Jr.: Ha ha ha ha...
Duff McKagan: Axl!
W. Axl Rose: Take off every CD.
W. Axl Rose: You know what you doing.
W. Axl Rose: Move CD.
W. Axl Rose: For great band.
The average user's contribution to this page
In A.D. 666
monkey was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the monkey.
Operator: We get monkey.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main monkey ruminate on.
Captain: It's you !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your monkey are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to monkey.
Captain: What you ruminate !!
Cats: You have no monkey to ruminate make your time.
Cats: Ha ha ha ha ....
Operator: Captain !!
Captain: ruminate off every 'monkey' !!
Captain: You know what you giving.
Captain: ruminate 'monkey'.
Captain: For natural monkey.
Captain: [Turning to viewers] I'd like to take a moment to be serious folks. If your AYB looks a bit like the above one, with random anime characters or a bunch of your friends replacing us in some way that you find greatly amusing, please think before you press that Save Page button. Too often have me and my friends been shoehorned into acting out scenarios as characters that don't make us laugh. We've resigned ourselves to being typecast - all we ask is that you show a little consideration before placing your work here. We know you'll do the right thing. For great justice!
In Wikipedia
In Christianity
Currently, "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" is the most common message on U.S. church signs. The reasons are obvious, of course. But see God's Favorite Word (note: to view right click on link, click properties, then copy the URL, and paste it in your browser's address bar.)
In conclusion...
See Also
- All Your Base Are Belong To Us (Literary Criticism)
- All Your Base Are Belong To Us (musical)
- Zero Wing
- UnBooks:Captain's Blog
- Traduko
- German Snackard
- Engrish
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My Movie Crush continues as I reminisce back on my memories of the objects of my adolescent obsession. Join me.
Kids always have a thing for their friends' older brothers. They're around when you come over for a visit, sweaty from doing upside-down sit-ups in cut-off sweatshirts and bandannas and wondering why they got stuck hanging out with the younger kids while those hot cheerleader types are out dating jerks with names like Troy. They act tough and totally uninterested until you find the map to One Eyed Willie's treasure and then before you know it, those hot older brother types are right there with the ragtag band of misfit adventurers, battling the bad guys and saving the neighborhood from foreclosure.
Well, that's more or less what most older brother types are like, at least in my hazy childhood recollections. Then again, I could be confusing my real life memories with my movie memory of 1985's The Goonies, which starred the then-17-year-old Josh Brolin as Brandon "Brand" Walsh in his very first screen role.
For children of the '80s, Brolin's Brand was and still is the definitive "hot older brother" in the movies. While the younger, pubescent Goonies were still clowning around like kids with video games and gadgets, Brand was busy working out. Like, all the time. Sweating like a man. Yet even as he teased and bullied younger brother Mikey (Sean Astin) and Mikey's friends, Mouth (Corey Feldman), Chunk (Jeff Cohen), and Data (Jonathan Ke Quan), Brand's brotherly love emerged whenever the gang was really in trouble, proving that he was still one of them.
Brand was even cuter for his crush on popular cheerleader Andy Carmichael (Kerri Green). Andy was a tad on the wimpy side for my tastes, but Brand melted into a giant, adorable goofball whenever she was around. He may not have had Troy's Mustang (or a driver's license), but Brand was the guy Andy wanted to cling to in the dark -- even if she did accidentally make out with Mikey that one time.
Hard core fans remember Brolin's next big role following The Goonies in the little-seen 1986 skating drama Thrashin', which I recommend only for folks who really, really love the '80s. Brolin starred as Cory Webster, a super cute skateboarder who breaks into the L.A. downhill skateboarding scene and crosses a rival punk skating gang. Was it really Thrashin', with its epic skater-on-skater jousting scene, that slowed Brolin's post-Goonies career momentum?
In the years that followed Goonies and Thrashin', Brolin found himself on television shows like the short-lived "Private Eye" and ABC's "The Young Riders," in which he played a young version of Wild Bill Hickock. A few years later he resurfaced in films like Flirting with Disaster, The Mod Squad, and Hollow Man, and nabbed the lead role in the series "Mister Sterling," which was shortly canceled.
The year 2007, however, marked another turning point for Brolin: he had a memorable role as the infected Dr. William Block in Robert Rodriguez's Planet Terror and later that year appeared in the Oscar-nominated American Gangster and the Oscar-winning No Country for Old Men. The following year, Brolin co-starred in two more acclaimed films, Oliver Stone's W. (as the titular George W. Bush) and Gus Van Sant's Oscar nominee, Milk. Brolin fans can next look forward to seeing him work further with notable directors in the comic book Western Jonah Hex (Jimmy Hayward), Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (Oliver Stone), You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger (Woody Allen), and the remake True Grit (Joel and Ethan Coen). Not bad for a one-time exercise-obsessed teenager who once defeated the Fratellis, saved the town, and got the girl with a little help from his friends.
As Mikey Walsh once said, "Goonies never say die!"
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