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This equipment has been designed and manufactured to meet international safety standards but, like any electrical equipment, care must be taken if you are to obtain the best results and safety is to be assured.
DO read the operating instructions before you attempt to use the equipment. DO ensure that all electrical connections (including the mains plug, extension leads and interconnections between pieces of equipment) are properly made and in accordance with the manufacturers instructions. Switch off and withdraw the mains plug when making or changing connections. DO consult your dealer if you are ever in doubt about the installation, operation or safety of your equipment. DO be careful with glass panels or doors on equipment. DONT continue to operate the equipment if you are in any doubt about it working normally, or if it is damaged in any way switch off, withdraw the mains plug and consult your dealer. DONT remove any fixed cover as this may expose dangerous voltages. DONT leave equipment switched on when it is unattended unless it is specifically stated that it is designed for unattended operation or has a standby mode. Switch off using the switch on the equipment and make sure that your family knows how to do this. Special arrangements may need to be made for infirm or handicapped people. DONT use equipment such as personal stereos or radios so that you are distracted from the requirements of road safety. It is illegal to watch television whilst driving. DONT listen to headphones at high volume, as such use can permanently damage your hearing. DONT obstruct the ventilation of the equipment, for example with curtains or soft furnishings. Overheating will cause damage and shorten the life of the equipment. DONT use makeshift stands and NEVER fix legs with wood screws to ensure complete safety always fit the manufacturers approved stand or legs with the fixings provided according to the instructions. DONT allow electrical equipment to be exposed to rain or moisture. ABOVE ALL NEVER let anyone especially children push anything into holes, slots or any other opening in the case this could result in a fatal electrical shock; NEVER guess or take chances with electrical equipment of any kind it is better to be safe than sorry!
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a Sound Mode Indicator ( pg. 26) B Blank Search Indicator ( pg. 20) C Tape Speed ( pg. 23) D 4: Playback 5: Fast-Forward/Shuttle Search 3: Rewind/Shuttle Search
9: Pause 9 U: Forward Frame-By-Frame Playback/ Slow-Motion Y 9: Reverse Frame-By-Frame Playback/ Slow-Motion E Battery Remaining Power Indicator ( pg. 40) F Date/Time ( pg. 26, 27) G VOLUME: Volume Level Indicator ( pg. 20) BRIGHT: Brightness Control Indicator (LCD monitor/Viewfinder) ( pg. 15) H Time Code ( pg. 26, 27)
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Provided Accessories
How To Attach The Lens Cap
To protect the lens, attach the provided lens cap to the camcorder as shown in the illustration.
To confirm the lens cap is on correctly make sure the cap is flush to the camcorder.
Place here during shooting.
a b c d e f
AC Adapter AP-V17E or AP-V14E Power Cord (only for AP-V14E) Battery Pack BN-VF707U S/AV Cable Shoulder Strap ( pg. 11 for attachment) Lens Cap (see the right column for attachment)
In order to maintain optimum performance of the camcorder, provided cables may be equipped with one or more core filter. If a cable has only one core filter, the end that is closest to the filter should be connected to the camcorder. Make sure to use the provided cables for connections. Do not use any other cables.
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How To Attach The Shoulder Strap
Follow the illustration.
This camcorders 2-way power supply system lets you choose the most appropriate source of power. Do not use provided power supply units with other equipment.
1 Thread the strap through the eyelet. 2 Fold it back and thread it through the strap
guide and the buckle.
To adjust the length of the strap, loosen and then tighten the strap in the buckle.
Charging The Battery Pack
Power switch
3 Slide the strap guide fully towards the eyelet.
Buckle Strap guide
POWER/CHARGE lamp Battery pack mount PUSH BATT. Battery pack Arrow mark
To DC connector Open the cover. To AC outlet
AC Adapter (ex. AP-V17E)
1 Set the Power Switch to OFF. 2 With the arrow on the battery pack pointing 3 Slide down the battery pack until it locks in
place b. downward, push the battery pack slightly against the battery pack mount a.
4 Connect the AC Adapter to the camcorder. 5 Connect the Power Cord to the AC Adapter.
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Basic Recording
Before continuing, perform the procedures listed below: Power ( pg. 11) Loading A Cassette ( pg. 16) Power Zoom Lever Power Switch Lock Button POWER/CHARGE Lamp Recording Start/Stop Button
Tape Remaining Time
Approximate tape remaining time appears on the display. h m means the camcorder is calculating the remaining time. When the remaining time reaches 2 minutes, the indication starts blinking.
The time required to calculate and display the remaining tape length, and the accuracy of the calculation, may vary according to the type of tape used.
1 Remove the lens cap. ( pg. 10) 2 Open the LCD monitor fully. 3 Set the Power Switch to A or M while
The POWER/CHARGE lamp lights and the camcorder enters the Record-Standby mode. PAUSE is displayed. To record in LP (Long Play) mode, pg. 23.
4 To start recording, press the Recording Start/
Stop Button. T REC appears on the display while recording is in progress.
5 To stop recording, press the Recording Start/
Stop Button again. The camcorder re-enters the Record-Standby mode. Approximate recording time
Tape 30 min. 60 min. 80 min. Recording mode SP 30 min. 60 min. 80 min. LP 45 min. 90 min. 120 min.
If the Record-Standby mode continues for 5 minutes, the camcorders power shuts off automatically. To turn the camcorder on again, push back and pull out the viewfinder again or close and re-open the LCD monitor. When a blank portion is left between recorded scenes on the tape, the time code is interrupted and errors may occur when editing the tape. To avoid this, refer to Recording From The Middle Of A Tape ( pg. 19). To turn the beep sounds off, pg. 22, 25.
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LCD Monitor And Viewfinder
While using the LCD monitor: Make sure the viewfinder is pushed back in. Pull on the end of the LCD monitor and open the LCD monitor fully. It can rotate 270 (90 downward, 180 upward). While using the viewfinder: Make sure the LCD monitor is closed and locked. Pull out the viewfinder fully.
Produces the zoom in/out effect, or an instantaneous change in image magnification. Zoom In Slide the Power Zoom Lever towards T. Zoom Out Slide the Power Zoom Lever towards W.
The further you slide the Power Zoom Lever, the quicker the zoom action. Zoom in (T: Telephoto)
During recording, a time code is recorded on the tape. This code is to confirm the location of the recorded scene on the tape during playback.
Display Minutes Seconds Frames* (25 frames = 1 second)
12 : 34 : 24
1) Play back a tape or use Blank Search ( pg. 20) to find the spot at which you want to start recording, then engage the Still Playback mode. ( pg. 20) 2) Set the Power Switch to A or M while pressing down the Lock Button located on the switch, then start recording.
* Frames are not displayed during recording.
If recording starts from a blank portion, the time code begins counting from 00:00:00 (minute:second:frame). If recording starts from the end of a previously recorded scene, the time code continues from the last time code number. If during recording a blank portion is left partway through the tape, the time code is interrupted. When recording is resumed, the time code starts counting up again from 00:00:00. This means the camcorder may record the same time codes as those existing in a previously recorded scene. To prevent this, perform Recording From The Middle Of A Tape ( pg. 19) in the following cases;
When shooting again after playing back a recorded tape. When power shuts off during shooting. When a tape is removed and re-inserted during shooting. When shooting using a partially recorded tape. When shooting on a blank portion located partway through the tape. When shooting again after shooting a scene then opening/closing the cassette holder cover.
Recording From The Middle Of A Tape
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Normal Playback
4/Speaker VOL. +/ Lock Button
Shuttle Search
Allows high-speed search in either direction during video playback. 1) During playback, press 5 for forward search, or 3 for reverse search. 2) To resume normal playback, press 4/9.
Power Switch MENU
During playback, press and hold 5 or 3. The search continues as long as you hold the button. Once you release the button, normal playback resumes. A slight mosaic effect appears on the display during Shuttle Search. This is not a malfunction.
1 Load a cassette. ( pg. 16) 2 Set the Power Switch to PLAY while
During Shuttle Search, parts of the picture may not be clearly visible, particularly on the left side of the screen.
When the Menu Screen is closed after DEMO MODE is turned ON. With DEMO MODE set to ON, if there is no operation for about 3 minutes after the Power Switch is set to A or M. Performing any operation during the demonstration stops the demonstration temporarily. If no operation is performed for more than 3 minutes after that, the demonstration will resume.
PRIORITY [LCD]: The image is displayed on the LCD monitor when the viewfinder is pulled out while the LCD monitor is opened. FINDER: The image is displayed in the viewfinder when the viewfinder is pulled out while the LCD monitor is opened. CAM RESET EXECUTE: Resets all settings to the factorypreset. [RETURN]: Does not reset all settings to the factory-preset.
If a cassette is in the camcorder, the demonstration cannot be turned on. DEMO MODE remains ON even if the camcorder power is turned off. If DEMO MODE remains ON, some functions will not be available. After viewing demo, set to OFF.
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The n (CAMERA DISPLAY) settings are effective even when the Power Switch is set to A. However, the menu settings can be changed only when the Power Switch is set to M. The n (CAMERA DISPLAY) settings except BRIGHT and LANGUAGE are effective only for shooting.
Playback Menus
[ ] = Factory-preset SOUND MODE and NARRATION During tape playback, the camcorder detects the sound mode in which the recording was made, and plays the sound back. Select the type of sound to accompany your playback picture. According to the menu access explanation on page 22, select SOUND MODE or NARRATION from the Menu Screen and set it to the desired parameter. SOUND MODE [STEREO ]: Sound is output on both L and R channels in stereo. SOUND L : Sound from the L channel is output. SOUND R : Sound from the R channel is output. NARRATION [OFF]: Original sound is output on both L and R channels in stereo. ON: Dubbed sound is output on both L and R channels in stereo. MIX: Original and dubbed sounds are combined and output in stereo on both L and R channels. REC MODE [SP] / LP
[ ] = Factory-preset BRIGHT pg. 15, Brightness Adjustment Of The Display ON SCREEN LCD: Keeps the camcorders display (except the date, time and time code) from appearing on the connected TV screen. [LCD/TV]: Makes the camcorders display appear on screen when the camcorder is connected to a TV. DATE/TIME OFF: The date/time does not appear. [AUTO]: Displays the date/time for approx. 5 seconds when the Power Switch is set from OFF to A or M. ON: The date/time is always displayed. TIME CODE [OFF]: Time code is not displayed. ON: Time code is displayed on the camcorder and on the connected TV. Frame numbers are not displayed during recording. ( pg. 19) LANGUAGE [ENGLISH] / ESPAOL / The language setting can be changed. ( pg. 14) CLOCK ADJ. pg. 14, Date/Time Settings
Allows you to set the video recording mode (SP or LP) depending on your preference. It is recommended you use REC MODE in VIDEO Menu when using this camcorder as a recorder during dubbing. ( pg. 35, 36) BLANK SRCH pg. 20, Blank Search
Each setting is linked with s SYSTEM, which appears when the Power Switch is set to M. ( pg. 22)
The parameters are the same as in the description on page 25.
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The n (VIDEO DISPLAY) settings are effective only for video playback except BRIGHT and LANGUAGE.
The parameters (except OFF in ON SCREEN settings) are the same as in the description (CAMERA DISPLAY) on page 26.
[ ] = Factory-preset BRIGHT pg. 15, Brightness Adjustment Of The Display ON SCREEN OFF / [LCD] / LCD/TV
When set to OFF, the camcorders display disappears. DATE/TIME [OFF] / AUTO / ON
When set to AUTO, the date/time are displayed in the following cases:
When playback starts. The camcorder displays the date/time when scenes are recorded. When the date is changed during playback.
pg. 19, Time Code LANGUAGE [ENGLISH] / ESPAOL / The language setting can be changed. ( pg. 14)
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5-Second Recording
Record a vacation or an important event in 5second clips to keep the action moving. This function is available only for video recording.
Makes dark subjects or areas even brighter than they would be under good natural lighting. Although the recorded image is not grainy, it may look as if it is strobing due to the slow shutter speed.
1 Set 5S to 5S. ( pg. 24)
The 5S indicator appears.
2 Press the Recording Start/Stop Button to
start recording, and after 5 seconds the camcorder enters Record-Standby mode automatically.
a subject.
Manual focus indicator will blink.
Motor Drive Mode
Keeping SNAPSHOT pressed in step 3 provides an effect similar to serial photography. (Interval between still images: approx. 1 second)
4 Press MENU. Focus adjustment is complete.
To reset to Auto Focus Press FOCUS twice or set the Power Switch to A. Manual focus is recommended in situations listed below.
When two subjects overlap in the same scene. When illumination is low.* When the subject has no contrast (difference in brightness and darkness), such as a flat, onecolour wall, or a clear, blue sky.* When a dark object is barely visible in the LCD monitor or the viewfinder.* When the scene contains minute patterns or identical patterns that are regularly repeated. When the scene is affected by sunbeams or light reflecting off the surface of a body of water. When shooting a scene with a high-contrast background. * The following low-contrast warnings appear blinking: , , and.
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Exposure Control
Manual exposure control is recommended in the following situations:
When shooting using reverse lighting or when the background is too bright. When shooting on a reflective natural background such as at the beach or when skiing. When the background is overly dark or the subject is bright.
Iris Lock
Like the pupil of the human eye, the iris contracts in well-lit environments to keep too much light from entering, and dilates in dim environments to allow in more light. Use this function in the following situations:
1 Set the Power Switch to M. 2 Set p to MANUAL. ( pg. 22)
image, press. (maximum 6)
The exposure control indicator appears.
3 To brighten the image, press +. To darken the
+3 exposure has the same effect as the backlight compensation. ( pg. 31) 3 exposure has the same effect as when r is set to SPOTLIGHT. ( pg. 34)
When shooting a moving subject. When the distance to the subject changes (so its size in the LCD monitor or the viewfinder changes), such as when the subject is backing away. When shooting on a reflective natural background such as at the beach or when skiing. When shooting objects under a spotlight. When zooming.
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Dubbing To A Video Unit Equipped With A DV Connector (Digital Dubbing)
It is also possible to copy recorded scenes from the camcorder onto another video unit equipped with a DV connector. Since a digital signal is sent, there is little if any image or sound deterioration.
1 Make sure all units are turned off. 2 Connect this camcorder to a video unit
equipped with a DV input connector using a DV cable as shown in the illustration.
3 Start playback on the camcorder. ( pg. 20) 4 At the point you want to start dubbing, start
recording on the video unit. (Refer to the video units instruction manual.)
5 To stop dubbing, stop recording on the video
unit, then stop playback on this camcorder.
To DV OUT
It is recommended to use the AC Adapter as the power supply instead of the battery pack. ( pg. 13) If a blank portion or disturbed image is played back on the player during dubbing, the dubbing may stop so that an unusual image is not dubbed. Even though the DV cable is connected correctly, sometimes the image may not appear in step 4. If this occurs, turn off the power and make connections again. When using a DV cable, be sure to use the optional JVC VC-VDV204U DV cable.
Core filter
DV cable (optional)
To DV IN
Video unit equipped with DV connector
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Connection To A Personal Computer
It is also possible to transfer still/moving images to a PC with a DV connector by using the software equipped with the PC or commercially available software. If you are using a Windows XP, you can use Windows Messenger to conduct video conferences over the Internet, using a camcorder. For details, refer to the help for the Windows Messenger.
To DV connector
When connecting the camcorder to a PC using a DV cable, make sure to follow the procedure below. Connecting the cable incorrectly may cause malfunctions to the camcorder and/or the PC.
PC with DV connector
Connect the DV cable first to the PC, and then to the camcorder. Connect the DV cable (plugs) correctly according to the shape of the DV connector.
It is recommended to use the AC Adapter as the power supply instead of the battery pack. ( pg. 13) When using a DV cable, be sure to use the optional JVC VC-VDV206U or VC-VDV204U DV cable depending on the type of DV connector (4 or 6 pins) on the PC. The date/time information cannot be captured into the PC. Refer to the instruction manuals of the PC and Software. The still images can also be transferred to a PC with a DV connector-equipped capture board. The system may not work properly depending on the PC or capture board you are using.
Images on the LCD monitor appear dark or whitish.
In places subject to low temperature, images become dark due to the characteristics of the LCD monitor. This is not a malfunction. HAdjust the brightness and angle of the LCD monitor. ( pg. 15, 18) When the LCD monitors fluorescent light reaches the end of its service life, images on the LCD monitor become dark. HConsult your nearest JVC dealer.
The Black & White Fader does not work.
The Sepia (SEPIA) or Monotone (MONOTONE) mode is activated. HDisengage the Sepia (SEPIA) and Monotone (MONOTONE). ( pg. 34)
The image looks like the shutter speed is too slow.
When shooting in the dark, the unit becomes highly sensitive to light when GAIN UP is set to AUTO. HIf you want the lighting to look more natural, set GAIN UP to AGC or OFF. ( pg. 22, 23)
Coloured bright spots appear all over the LCD monitor or the viewfinder.
The LCD monitor and the viewfinder are made with high-precision technology. However, black spots or bright spots of light (red, green or blue) may appear constantly on the LCD monitor or the viewfinder. These spots are not recorded on the tape. This is not due to any defect of the unit. (Effective dots: more than 99.99 %)
Other problems
The POWER/CHARGE lamp on the camcorder does not light during charging.
Charging is difficult in places subject to extremely high/low temperatures. HTo protect the battery, it is recommended to charge it in places with a temperature of 10C to 35C. ( pg. 43) The battery pack is not attached firmly. HDetach the battery pack once again and re-attach it firmly. ( pg. 11)
The cassette will not load properly.
The batterys charge is low. HInstall a fully charged battery. ( pg. 11)
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Picture does not appear on the LCD monitor.
The viewfinder is pulled out and PRIORITY is set to FINDER. HPush the viewfinder back in or set PRIORITY to LCD. ( pg. 18, 22, 25) The LCD monitors brightness setting is too dark. HAdjust the brightness of the LCD monitor. ( pg. 15) HIf the monitor is tilted upward 180 degrees, open the monitor fully. ( pg. 18)
Warning Indications
Displays the battery remaining power.
Remaining power level High Exhausted
As the battery power comes close to nil, the battery remaining power indicator blinks. When the battery power is exhausted, power turns off automatically.
. do not subject to unnecessary shock. charge in an environment where temperatures are within the tolerances shown in the chart below. This is a chemical reaction type battery cooler temperatures impede chemical reaction, while warmer temperatures can prevent complete charging. store in a cool, dry place. Extended exposure to high temperatures will increase natural discharge and shorten service life. fully charge and then fully discharge the battery every 6 months when storing the battery pack over a long period time. remove from charger or powered unit when not in use, as some machines use current even when switched off.
Store cassettes
The Benefits Of Lithium-Ion Batteries Lithium-ion battery packs are small but have a large power capacity. However, when one is exposed to cold temperatures (below 10C), its usage time becomes shorter and it may cease to function. If this happens, place the battery pack in your pocket or other warm, protected place for a short time, then reattach it to the camcorder.
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To protect the unit, DO NOT
. allow it to become wet. drop the unit or strike it against hard objects. subject it to shock or excessive vibration during transportation. keep the lens directed at extremely bright objects for long periods. expose the lens and viewfinders lens to direct sunlight. carry it by holding the LCD monitor or the viewfinder. swing it excessively when using the hand strap or the grip. swing the soft camera case excessively when the camcorder is inside it.
LCD Monitor
To prevent damage to the LCD monitor, DO NOT
. push it strongly or apply any shocks. place the camcorder with the LCD monitor on the bottom. avoid rubbing it with coarse cloth.
To prolong service life
Be aware of the following phenomena for LCD monitor use. These are not malfunctions
. While using the camcorder, the surface around the LCD monitor and/or the back of the LCD monitor may heat up. If you leave power on for a long time, the surface around the LCD monitor becomes hot.
Dirty heads can cause the following problems:
Main Unit
For safety, DO NOT
. open the camcorders chassis. disassemble or modify the unit. short-circuit the terminals of the battery pack. Keep it away from metallic objects when not in use. allow inflammables, water or metallic objects to enter the unit. remove the battery pack or disconnect the power supply while the power is on. leave the battery pack attached when the camcorder is not in use. in places subject to excessive humidity or dust. in places subject to soot or steam such as near a cooking stove. in places subject to excessive shock or vibration. near a television set. near appliances generating strong magnetic or electric fields (speakers, broadcasting antennas, etc.). in places subject to extremely high (over 40C) or extremely low (under 0C) temperatures. in places of over 50C. in places where humidity is extremely low (below 35%) or extremely high (above 80%). in direct sunlight. in a closed car in summer. near a heater. No picture during playback. Blocks of noise appear during playback. During recording or playback, the Head Clog Warning indicator appears. Recording cannot be performed properly.
Avoid using the unit
DO NOT leave the unit
In such cases, use an optional cleaning cassette. Insert it and play back. If the cassette is used more than once consecutively, damage to the video heads may result. After the camcorder plays back for about 20 seconds, it stops automatically. Also refer to the cleaning cassettes instructions. If, after using the cleaning cassette, the problems still exist, consult your nearest JVC dealer. Mechanical moving parts used to move the video heads and video tape tend to become dirty and worn out over time. In order to maintain a clear picture at all times, periodic check-ups are recommended after using the unit for about 1,000 hours. For periodic check-ups please consult your nearest JVC dealer.
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About moisture condensation
You have observed that pouring a cold liquid into a glass will cause drops of water to form on the glass outer surface. This same phenomenon occurs on the head drum of a camcorder when it is moved from a cool place to a warm place, after heating a cold room, under extremely humid conditions or in a place directly subjected to the cool air from an air conditioner. Moisture on the head drum can cause severe damage to the video tape, and can lead to internal damage to the camcorder itself.
Serious malfunctioning If malfunctioning occurs, stop using the unit immediately and consult your local JVC dealer. The camcorder is a microcomputer-controlled device. External noise and interference (from a TV, a radio, etc.) might prevent it from functioning properly. In such cases, first disconnect its power supply unit (battery pack, AC Adapter, etc.) and wait a few minutes and then re-connect it and proceed as usual from the beginning.
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SPECIFICATIONS Camcorder
For Digital Video Camera
Format DV format (SD mode) Signal format PAL standard Recording/Playback format Video: Digital component recording Audio: PCM digital recording, 32 kHz 4-channel (12-BIT), 48 kHz 2-channel (16-BIT) Cassette Mini DV cassette Tape speed SP: 18.8 mm/s, LP: 12.5 mm/s Maximum recording time (using 80 min. cassette) SP: 80 min., LP: 120 min.
For General
Power supply DC 11 V (Using AC Adapter) DC 7.2 V (Using battery pack) Power consumption Approx. 3.2 W (LCD monitor off, viewfinder on) Approx. 4.2 W (LCD monitor on, viewfinder off) Dimensions (W x H x D) 56 mm x 94 mm x 112 mm (with the LCD monitor closed and the viewfinder pushed back in) Weight Approx. 430 g (without battery, cassette and lens cap) Approx. 510 g (incl. battery, cassette and lens cap) Operating temperature 0C to 40C Operating humidity 35% to 80% Storage temperature 20C to 50C Pickup 1/6" CCD Lens F 1.8, f = 2.2 mm to 55 mm, 25:1 power zoom lens Filter diameter 27 mm LCD monitor 2.5" diagonally measured, LCD panel/TFT active matrix system Viewfinder Electronic viewfinder with 0.16" black-and-white LCD Speaker Monaural
For Connectors
S/AV S-Video output: Y: 1.0 V (p-p), 75 , analogue C: 0.29 V (p-p), 75 , analogue Video output: 1.0 V (p-p), 75 , analogue Audio output: 300 mV (rms), 1 k, analogue, stereo DV Output: 4-pin, IEEE1394 compliant
AC Adapter
Power requirement AC 110 V to 240 Vd, 50 Hz/60 Hz Output DC 11 V G, 1 A Specifications shown are for SP mode unless otherwise indicated. E & O.E. Design and specifications subject to change without notice.
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AC Adapter.. 13 Animation.. 24
Snapshot Mode... 23 Sound Mode.. 23, 26 Speaker Volume.. 20 Specifications.. 46 Spot Exposure Control.. 31
Backlight Compensation.. 31 Battery Pack.. 11, 13, 43 Beep.. 25 Blank Search.. 20
Tape Speed (REC MODE).. 23, 26 Telephoto Setting.. 24 Time Code.. 19, 26 Tripod Mounting.. 15 Troubleshooting.. 38
Changing The Menu Settings. Charging The Battery Pack.. 11 Connection To A Personal Computer. 37 Connections To A TV Or VCR.. 21
Warning Indications.. 40 White Balance.. 32 Wide Mode... 24 Wipe Or Fader Effects.. 33
Data Battery... 12 Date/Time Settings.. 14 Demonstration Mode.. 25 Digital Image Stabilisation (DIS).. 24 Dubbing... 35, 36
Zooming... 18, 23 5-Second Recording.. 28
Exposure Control.. 30
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"My man, my man!" I screeched at Tucker Carlson during a McCain rally uptown. "You holding?"
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"Governor, Governor?" I wheezed, pale and glistening. "If elected, will you make rapture preparedness part of Homeland Security?"
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The rest of the primaries blurred into one big Political Jones. I drove from state to state in search of the ultimate election high—the Carolinas, Ohio and Pennsylvania. I couldn't stop. I didn't want to. I was consuming fewer substantive news items everyday—and more and more contrived controversies, 3 am phone calls, questionable candidate associations and 527 ads.
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The night of November 4th, 2008 found me in the midst of a street carnival—a real party. I'm not sure, but I think someone licked my shoes. I have a vague recollection of Jerome Corsi buggering a hobo and Sean Hannity riding a gigantic midget. Everyone was out of control. Though I promised myself I never would, I was receiving election updates via Twitter. Sick. This was the culmination of two years of madness. I passed out loving it, yet strangely unafraid that I didn't have any stuff to wake up on.
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Fortunately, there's still plenty of dope on TV. Hard news is thin and facts thinner. The election—the longest and costliest in American history—is finally over, but I never have to truly worry about real news overtaking superficial coverage. I can stay high, distracted from the depressing realities brought about by Bush, global warming and economic meltdown. All I have to do is turn on the tube to escape into a land of celebrity obsession and fourth estate failure.
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What started with 50 jokes to be voted on in the contest has resulted in this top ten presented in order. I had hoped it would be a fun thing and I ran it by a few people who agreed.
#1 - A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains. They had registered on Saturday and had not been seen for five days.
An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about the welfare of these newlyweds.
The old man decided to go and see if they were all right. He knocked on the door of the cabin and a weak voice from inside answered. The old man asked if they were okay.
"Yes, we're fine. We're living on the fruits of love."
The old man replied, "I thought so, would you mind not throwing the peelings out the window? They're choking the shit out of my ducks!"
#2 (tie) - A woman goes to the hospital to visit her widowed father who has overdosed on viagra. While on her way to father's room, she passes into a ward where four elderly men are vigorously masturbating. Appalled she goes the head nurse and demands an explanation. The nurse explains that it is part of their therapy and they must do this to relieve pressure or they will over produce semen which can lead to testicle swelling and a fatal rupture. Still shaken, the woman accepts the explanation and proceeds to her father's room hurrying past the four men in therapy. She opens the door to her father's room and a gorgeous nurse is giving her father a blow job. Appalled she again goes the head nurse and demands an explanation. The head nurse informs her that it is the same condition and therapy but that her father has a better health plan.
#2 (tie) - An old woman saved a fairy's life. To repay this, the fairy promised to grant the old woman three wishes. For the first wish, the old lady asked to become young and beautiful. Poof! She became young and beautiful. For the second wish, the old lady asked to be richest woman in the world. Poof! She was the richest woman in the world. For the last wish, she pointed at the cat she had kept for years. She asked that he be turned into the most handsome man on earth. After all, he had been her best friend for so many years. Poof! The fairy turned the cat into the most handsome man on earth. The old lady and the fairy said their goodbyes. After the fairy left, the handsome man strolled over to her and asked, "Now aren't you sorry you had me neutered?"
#4 (tie) - A middle age man passed away and stipulated that his mother was to have custody of his pet parrot. She was a very proper woman in her eighties and, though she did not want the parrot, she would honor his request. For the first few days the bird was quiet due to the new surroundings. But once the parrot got used to its new home, it began to talk and the old lady was horrified as every other word was an obscenity.
She immediately scolded the potty mouthed parrot. "You watch your language or I'll give you something you'll remember! Do you understand me?" The bird said nothing.
A few hours later the bird began to talk like a sailor once again. This time the old lady went in and splashed it with a tumbler of cold water. "You watch your language or I'll give you something you'll remember! Do you understand me?" The parrot remained silent.
That night the bird started cussing again. The old lady grabbed it and threw it in the refrigerator. After a half hour, she took it out. "You watch your language or I'll give you something you'll remember! Do you understand me?" The bird didn't answer.
The next morning the parrot unleashed a string of obscenities. The elderly woman grabbed it and threw it in the freezer, leaving it there for an hour. Then she opened the freezer door. "You watch your language or I'll give you something you'll remember! Do you understand me?"
"Yes," the parrot replied. "I understand, but I have a question. What did the turkey do?"
#4 (tie) - Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Maude: What in the hell is that?
Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
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#6 (tie) - An elderly Amish man and his son were visiting a mall for the first time. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially the two shiny silver walls of an elevator that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The son asked, "What is this, father?"
The father, never having seen an elevator before responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life; I don't know what it is."
While they were watching in amazement, a fat old lady wearing a black dress in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into what appeared to be a small room. The walls closed and the son and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blond woman in a black dress stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman said quietly to his son, "Go get your mother."
#6 (tie) - A ninety year old man lived in a rest home and got a weekend pass. He stopped in his favorite bar and sat at the end and ordered a drink. He noticed a seventy year old woman at the other end of the bar and he told the bartender to buy the lovely young lady a drink. As evening progressed, the old man joined the lady and they went to her apartment, where they got it on.
Four days later, the old man noticed that he was developing a drip, and he headed for the rest home doctor. After careful examination the doctor asked the old man if he had engaged in sex recently.
The old man said, "Sure!"
The doctor asked if he could remember who the woman was and where she lived.
"Sure, why?"
"Well you'd better get over there, you're about to cum!"
#8 (tie) - Everyday an elderly woman, living in a retirement home, would go for a ride on her wheelchair throughout the facility. Almost everyday, an elderly gentleman, a retired police officer, would stop her, and then write her a ticket on note paper for some imagined 'minor traffic infraction'. One day the woman had had enough of this nonsense and decided to speed away. As a result, the elderly gentleman vigorously pursued her on foot, as they both dashed and weaved in and out of rooms, around carts, and other residents. Finally he caught up to her and pulled her over. "Have you been drinking?" he asked. "The way you were driving and weaving indicates to me that you have." He unbuckled his pants and dropped his drawers. He then continued in a firm voice while holding his cock, "I am going have to ask you to take a breathalyzer."
#8 (tie) - A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a jay bird fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times."
Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."
#10 - Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!"
And so they did.
As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!"
And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I had of known the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!"
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Thanks a lot, Bruce. That was nice, if we are trying to have fun and make this a nice place to hang out.
Apr 28 @ 7:19PM
Thanks Bruce...I, for one, enjoyed the jokes. And I appreciate the time it took to put this all together. I'm just sorry more didn't participate in it.
Kudo for all your work.
Apr 28 @ 11:09PM
Thank you.. That took alot of work for you..
Gives you a kudo for all your hard work on this...
Apr 29 @ 11:02AM
Thank you.. That took alot of work for you..
I agree!
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Midweek humor break: A 'Bolero' for one cello, four players
As usual, I'm far behind on everything, so I thought I would try to buy a little time before doing a real blog post by distracting you with an off-beat take on Ravel's "Bolero." It's performed on a single, snazzy cello by four presumably normal players. Seems like just the thing for a midweek humor break. (Thanks to the London Symphony Orchestra's Twitter folks for alerting me to this video.)
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In the code below I would like array to be defined as an array of size x when the Class constructor is called. How can I do that?
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In the code below I would like array to be defined as an array of size x when the Class constructor is called. How can I do that?
You can't initialize the size of an array with a non-const dimension that can't be calculated at compile time (at least not in current C++ standard, AFAIK).
I recommend using
Use the new operator:
I don't think it can be done. At least not the way you want. You can't create a statically sized array (array[]) when the size comes from dynamic information (x).
You'll need to either store a pointer-to-int, and the size, and overload the copy constructor, assignment operator, and destructor to handle it, or use std::vector.
Don't you understand there is not need to use vector, if one wants to use arrays it's a matter of efficiency, e.g. less space, no copy time (in such case if handled properly there is not even need to delete the array within a destructor), etc. wichever reasons one has.
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Do not try to force one to use non optimal alternatives or you'll be confusing unexperienced programmers
Sorry for necroing this old thread. There is actually a way to find out the size of the array compile-time. It goes something like this:
Alternatively, if you hate to malloc / new, then you can create a size templated class instead. Though, I wouldn't really recommend it and the syntax is quite ugly.
Anyways, I hope this was helpful :)
You folks have so overcomplicated this. Of course you can do this in C++. It is fine for him to use a normal array for efficiency. A vector only makes sense if he doesn't know the final size of the array ahead of time, i.e., it needs to grow over time.
If you can know the array size one level higher in the chain, a templated class is the easiest, because there's no dynamic allocation and no chance of memory leaks:
If you can't know the length at the place you declare the object, or if you want to reuse the same object with different lengths, or you must accept an unknown length, then you need to allocate it in your constructor and free it in your destructor... (and in theory always check to make sure it worked...)
Instead of using a raw array, why not use a vector instead.
Using a vector will give you automatic leak protection in the face of an exception and many other benefits over a raw array.
You can't do it in C++ - use a std::vector instead:
Declare your array as a pointer. You can initialize it in the initializer list later through through new.
Better to use vector for unknown size.
You might want to look at this question as well on variable length arrays.
Two options:
Use std::vector. This allows easy re-sizing of the array.
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2006, 91 volunteers served full time in 10 U.S. cities, he said.
Often people think of such service following college graduation, Wilker said. "When there's another 'cusp time' such as a sabbatical, many professionals, including clergy, think about long-term service," he added.
After a 2004 mission trip to Malawi, ELCA pastor Amy M. Oehlschlaeger, 36, took a sabbatical from parish ministry.
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