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The Ultimate Sex Thread - 6th Edition
Hi there Pit Dwellers.
It was decided to put the "5th Edition" out to pasture. She had served us well, but over 10,000 intrusions has left her feeling her age.
Rightly or wrongly, though I am something of a new arrival, the powers that be decided I should be the one to create her replacement.
Thus, The Ultimate Sex Thread - 6th Edition has sprung forth from my e-loins.
So here we are in a brand new, virginal Sex Thread, that has only been violated by yours truly...so far. Fear not, as although you are getting "sloppy seconds" ad infinitum, there is a distinct advantage.
Unlike the average parent, I want this virgin to be thoroughly used.
I mean I want you people thrusting in here and ejaculating your questions, queries, worries and wonders, opinions and objections; till it's positively dripping with your collective e-juices.
Cuming up are some very useful bits from the first page of the previous "Sex Thread", all posted by hugely impressive persons.
So, my wanton posters. Lube up, grab hold and aim for penetration, but remember...
No Glove, No Love!
I have checked this with Primusfan and he is happy for me to post this link, take a look everyone
It is a website that is associated with a UK TV show called "The Sex Education Show", that has experts and real people talking and teaching teenagers about the real facts of life. Very good.
So, credited at the bottom (ooh er!).
Make sure that if you're asking questions you're as clear as you possibly can be and if you're unsure of a word for something try your best to describe it instead.
Try to check through the FAQs before you ask a question though, and if you have anything to add to the FAQs please let me know.
ALSO - please bare in mind that with some of the more... personal accounts described in the FAQS shouldn't necessarily be followed like a step-by-step guide. Everyone is individual and what you should be aiming for is something that's pleasing to you both without having to think about it all. It's nicer for it to feel natural, and not forced.
Important, but often overlooked, note - NEVER flush your condoms, or just throw them in the bin. Wrap them carefully and put them in the bin.
Q: When is it a good time for me to first have sex?
Q: Female anatomy?
Q: Breaking a girls hymen?
Q: Average size of a penis?
Q: Where is the G Spot?
Q: Where is her clitoris?
Q: Anal sex?
Q: STDs?
Q: Is there any way to make me last longer in bed?
Q: The menstrual cycle?
Q: When is a girl most likely to get pregnant?
Q: Avoiding pregnancy/pulling out?
Q: Fingering my girl doesn't work?
Q: Oral sex on a girl?
Rblotnicky's advice:
Q: How do I make my girl come harder?
Q: Can men have multiple orgasms?
Q: Really good tips for pleasing a girl?
Q: I need things to try on my man...
Q: Fingering techniques?
Q: So... my girlfriend's a virgin... help?
Q: Should I always use a condom?
Q: When is it a good time for me to first have sex
Well... if you know what's wrong with this statement:
Originally Posted by evilgerbil666
Can't be bad for your va jay jay, pee already comes out of it, why not have some go back in
...then you might just be ready.
Q: Female Anatomy?
A: The entire outside of the vagina is called the vulva. The large, soft outside lips are the labia majora, while the inside, thinner and more delicate lips are called the labia minora. High up on top, inside the inner lips is the clitoral hood, which when lifted reveals the clitoris itself, which can swell and become somewhat erect when stimulated. The small opening right below the clitoris is the urethra, where urine comes out. Below the urethra of course is the larger opening of the vagina. Between the vagina and the anus is the perineum, called the ?taint? in slang (?taint the asshole, taint the vagina.?). The G-spot is about 2 inches inside her vagina; it will be a rougher than the rest of her.
Q: Breaking a Girls Hymen?
A: Some girls will break their hymen by themselves, through physical activity, a tampon, or they may not have been born with one. It will usually hurt the first time she has sex, if she hasn't broken it yet. If you're going to have sex with a virgin, you have to be very gentle, use lube or make sure not to miss out on foreplay. If she complains that it's hurting her, STOP!
Q: Average Size of a Penis?
From many sources, it's this:
5.8 (14.7 cm) to 6.3 inches (16 cm) in length and 4.85 inches (12.3 cm) in circumference.
Q: Where is the G Spot?
A: It's a soft area that is a little bit rougher than the rest of her, about a third of the way up the front wall of the vagina and best located when a woman is aroused. It pulses slightly when touched with a finger. Use a 'come here' motion with your finger to stimulate it.
Q: Where is her Clitoris?
A: It will be about an inch or 2 above the opening of her vagina. If you run your finger from her vagina, up her labia, you will eventually run into her clitoris. It will probably be covered with a hood, which you can easily pull back to reveal her clit. It will probably be very sensitive at first, so be gentle.
Q: Anal Sex?
A: First - anatomy. At the lower end of the bowel, there are two distinct circular bands of muscles, sphincters, one is located about a 1 ½" above the other. These clamp down tight to prevent the passage of faeces or gas. The mucous membrane lining of the rectum is not as heavy as the lining of the vagina, so it can tear quite easily and it does not heal as quickly as the vagina. Because of the faeces being loaded with bacteria any tear is vulnerable to infection.
The vigorous thrusting that may occur during anal intercourse can tear the mucous membrane. This can develop into an anal abscess that can become infected - more about that in a moment. Also, if your partner has any of the sexually transmitted infections, then you could get infected through the tear.
The best prevention is "don't go there". But if you do decide to try it, you and your partner must talk about it beforehand and agree on these points:
1. Your partner must be very, very gentle, absolutely no forced penetration and no vigorous thrusting.
2. You must use lots and lots of good lubrication, (anal lube, not saliva).
3. Use a well-lubricated condom without spermicide, either on the sex toy or his penis. Spermicide can irritate the rectum.
4. Never shift from anal sex back to vaginal sex without changing condoms. Faeces can end up in the vagina and cause infections.
Q: STDs?
A: A few of them: gonorrhea (treatable); venereal warts (treatable if external, difficult if up in the rectum); syphilis (treatable); herpes (treatment, no cure); yeast infection (treatable); and HIV and AIDS (treatment but no cure.)
Q: Is There any Way to Make me Last Longer in Bed?
A: Kegel exercises can help strengthen some of the muscles that control the flow of urine and are used to treat urge or stress incontinence. Kegel exercises are done as follows:
-The muscles to be exercised are the PC muscles. These can be felt by purposely stopping the flow of urine in midstream and starting again. The muscles that squeeze the urethra and anus are the ones involved.
-Remembering what it felt like to control these muscles during urination, try to contract them when not urinating. If the stomach or buttocks muscles tighten, the muscles are not being exercised correctly.
-Tighten these muscles for 3 seconds and then relax for 3 seconds.
-The exercises should be repeated 10 to 15 times per session. Do at least 3 sessions per day.
Q: Menstrual Cycle?
A: The first day of a girls menstrual cycle is the first day that she starts menstruating. Every month, one egg leaves one of the ovaries on the 14th day, on its way to the uterus via the fallopian tubes. Meanwhile, in preparation for the egg, the uterus starts to develop a thicker lining and it's walls become cushioned (the endometrial lining). If the egg reaches the uterus and is fertilized by a sperm cell, it attaches to this cushioned wall.
Most of the time the egg just passes right through without fertilization. Since the uterus no longer needs the extra blood and tissue which made up the walls thick, it sheds them by way of the vagina. This cycle will happen nearly every month until the ovaries stop releasing eggs, usually several decades later. (Menopause).
Q: When is a Girl most Likely to get Pregnant?
A: Sperm survive inside a woman for 3 days on average, with survival time up to five days considered normal. The most fertile period covers the time from some 5 days before ovulation (on day 14) until 1-2 days after ovulation.
Q: Avoiding Pregnancy/Pulling Out?
Originally Posted by Imp
A: As far as avoiding pregnancy goes, a condom and birth control is a solid combination. I noted she listed pulling out as part of it, but when using a condom try not to pull out. Assuming the condom is not already broken (you should feel the difference and know if you are at all paying attention to what you are doing) the odds of leakage from normal use are significantly less if you don't pull out. Pulling out can lead to something that will ruin your night - It popping off inside her as her muscles clamp down. When pulling out you also increase the odds of catching the back on the vaginal inside curve and that will increase the chances of leakage. Use the thing as it was designed and you will be okay.
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These two particular questions were asked a lot. The first one, written by Popapez, the second, from an *adult-entertainment* site.
Q: Fingering my girl doesn't work!
A: Try doing it a few times without going inside of her at all. just try rubbing her clit. for some girls, their clit is more sensitive than their G-spot is. its going to be very sensitive at first, so I would start by applying a good amount of pressure on her clit, but go pretty slow in circles. once she gets turned on enough, her clit will get hard and you can go faster. I would mix that up with rubbing the side of her clit up and down, or rubbing the side of her labia up and down (this feels really good too). You can go down every once in a while to lube up, then go back up to her clit. Eventually, when she's turned on, you can lift her clitoral hood and rub directly on her clit, but do it very gently because it's extremely sensitive. Just brush your finger over it, hardly touch it at all. Hopefully she will be giving you signals (moaning and whatnot) to tell you what's really doing it for her.
If you want to go back to fingering, have your index or your index and your middle fingers inside of her, but use your thumb at the same time to rub her clit. This will send her over the edge.
Once she is about to come, don't stop what you're doing. Speed it up a bit. As soon as she climaxes, you have to slow down a lot and be really gentle again because everything will be really sensitive again. She should be shaking right after she comes. Don't stop after she comes either, just go really slowly because her clit will be extremely sensitive right after she climaxes. It will still feel really good for her for about a minute after she orgasms. but after this, she will feel numb and it will not feel pleasurable for her. You would have to wait anywhere from 5 to 15 minutes before you could go at it again if you wanted to.
The biggest thing is to mix it up. You cant be doing the same motions over and over again or they will start to become monotonous. When you first start doing one certain thing on her, it will feel really good. But if you've been doing it a while, it may lose its impact. As soon as you switch it up again, it will feel really good again for her.
If you still feel like this isn't doing it for her, then you might have to get your tongue in there...
Q: Oral sex on a girl?
A: Don't rush to the vagina as soon as you're both aroused enough to undress. Take your time - it will be worth the wait and will increase her arousal tenfold. Start with her neck and shoulders. Caress, kiss and lick your way down her chest, lingering on her breasts. I can not overstate how sensitive a woman's nipples are. When you circle her aureoles with your lips or fingers, then lightly (or not so lightly, depending on her) squeeze her nipples, she'll likely feel the vibration right down to her vagina.
Not too long on those nipples though as she may get sensitive quickly and you don't want to make her squirm... yet. Kiss the soft insides of her thighs, her calves, even her feet. By the time you get down to the vagina itself, she should be primed and aching for your tongue.
Do take your time and by all means, enjoy yourself down there. Its what you've been dreaming about, right? Savour the sight, the smell, and the glory of it all. Kiss it, caress it, rub your thumbs all over the soft folds of beautiful flesh. Are you getting the picture? This is no time to rush, you're not eating an ice pop here. Its not going to melt. Be slow and thorough. Trust me - she'll appreciate it.
Don't go right for the kill by starting off licking her clit. Men are results oriented, I know, and want to make her come fast. But its not all about the orgasm, its about the journey. So slow down. Lick her outer and inner lips first, with broad, flat strokes of your tongue. Lick around the inside of her vagina and, if you like, use your stiffened tongue like a mini penis, sticking it in and out of the hole. Lick around the bottom of her vagina and her perineum. If she's comfortable having her asshole licked - "rimming" - then by all means do so as long as you're comfortable as well. Many men and women find this highly erotic. Even if she's never had it done before, ask her if shell just give it a try. Hopefully she's open-minded and will let you. You may send her to heaven this way. Now, when all this 'prep work' is done, move your tongue up to the clit and even when you get there, toy with it. Lick around the clit in circles, lick over the top, around the bottom, all before you really get down to business, which is sucking her clit into you mouth and licking it fast with the tip of your tongue until she comes.
Do play with her anus, again, providing she's okay with it, which hopefully she is. It works like this: While your tongue is dancing on her clit, rub some of her juices around her anus. This double stimulation can be very arousing to her, and she's concentrating on your tongue so much that your finger doesn't matter, it just feels good. As she gets closer to climax, continue to rub around it until she's breathing heavily, getting very close. Now, stick your finger in the little hole just a bit, as far as the first digit perhaps, no more. In my experience, there's a very good chance that this will set her orgasm off like a time bomb, bucking her hips like they were on fire. Yes, the feeling of your finger in her ass can make her cum much harder, you'll see. Don't neglect her nipples either. With your tongue on her clit, reach up, over, whatever, and gently hold her breasts. As she gets closer, circle her aureoles lightly, as I mentioned earlier. But this time, as her breathing and body language announce her impending orgasm, squeeze her nipples. Believe me, some ladies will save you the trouble and do it themselves. They know the secret, that this extra stimulation will break the bank, sending them crashing into climax at warp speed. Her moans and cries will prove me right.
Do try different positions. They keep things from getting stale as a result of repetition. If you, as a lover, always keep her guessing what's next, what's new and what's different, you'll always be at the top of her list. She'll always look forward to making love to you. If you like the standard position, on your stomach while she lies on her back with legs spread, that's fine. I like it too. I had a girlfriend who lived for this position. She tensed her legs so tight when she came she nearly cracked my head like a walnut. And I loved every minute of it. But try this: You're lying on your back while she straddles your face, essentially the "sit on my face" position. It enables her to grind her pussy into your face as hard as she likes, which is always a treat. It also lets you easily reach up and play with her breasts. Holding hands is nice and tender, too, if you?re into that. Another favourite of mine is eating her from behind while she's on all fours in the doggie position. And here's a great one: she's sitting in a chair while you kneel in front of her, happily lapping her juices. She can keep her legs spread with her feet on the floor, or place them over your shoulders. Standing up works, too, with you under her spread legs. Careful, she may go wobbly in the knees when she comes.
Don't think I forgot about the 69 position. I think it's fabulous, with one drawback. Certainly, the more aroused you get, the more feeling and passion you'll put into your end of the bargain. But the closer you get to orgasm, either you or she will lose your concentration while you focus on how good it feels to you. Not always, I've known at least one girl who would keep giving me outrageous head right through her orgasm. And you can be sure I'm licking like a madman when I'm coming. Its just great to put all your energy into pleasing her, isn't it?
Do hum. It means more than you enjoying your efforts. When you hold her clit in your lips and hum, it works like a small vibrator, which is exactly what it is. The vibrations will spread from her clit to all areas, and make her tingle like a tuning fork. It may seem odd at first, but not when she feels it. You hum, she'll sing.
When she's about to come, you know you're doing the right thing. So don't change your approach just as she's gonna blow. If you're sucking on her clit and she's squirming and shaking, her breath coming in gasps, don't suddenly switch to licking her clit with broad strokes. You'll kill the flow. If she's just about there, just keep doing what you're doing until she cums. Variety is great, but when you're about to score a touchdown, don't change the play.
Her clit, which should you know by now is like a mini penis, is the centre of her universe. So make sure that you do get the best access you can to it. How? By pulling the clitoral hood out of the way. To some degree, the clitoral hood, which protects her clit like an umbrella protects you from the rain, will move out of the way on its own. But not all the way. Therefore, take your thumb and from the top of the hood, pull up so that her lovely little clit is fully exposed. Do it in the light at first, so you can see what its like when you're in a dark bedroom, closet, prison cell, basement. You know, the usual places.
Above all, do go for it! If you remember just one thing, its to lick, fondle and suck your way to her heart. There's no downside to giving her oral sex. No taboo, no mystery. If you want to be considered a good lover, its got to be in your repertoire. You'll love it, believe me, just love it.
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Rblotnicky's advice:
Q: How do I make my girl come harder?
A: I find my girlfriend will come always, but to make her come harder, I usually like to keep her guessing. I'll go slowly, then fast for a split second, hear her breathing quicken for that short period of time and she just lays there concentrating on my fingers. Then I'll pull them out entirely. Then jam them back in quickly (make sure not to hurt her) and go quickly again for a couple seconds. Then stop, and so on. Usually do that for a little while, until either: A - She seems bored with it (happens sometimes) or B - She begs me to make her come. In which case I oblige happily. I find that if I mix intercourse with clitoral stimulation then it gets her off quicker as well. But that's just awkward for me. Sometimes I'll be going at it and I'll tell her to play with her clit 'cause its hot to see. That seems to get her off quicker.
Q: Can men have multiple orgasms?
A: Yes guys can get multiple orgasms. Through the use of special herbs and vitamins guys can achieve what is widely known as "the ropes". The ropes is increased sexual pleasure, stamina, and the amount of semen produced, thus allowing the guy to have multiples - otherwise its very uncommon.
Q: Really good tips for pleasing a girl?
A: I find my girlfriend gets really turned on very easily at certain things. Nibbling on her neck is one, and sucking on it and kissing from her neck to her chest and back. Also there's a spot on her back that when I press it, she is instantly dosile... and its really quite crazy. She isn't into much clit rubbing, or licking, or anything like that, but she likes the g-spot stroking a lot so intercourse is great for her. It seems not a lot of girls are into that as much as clit stimulation. I just have a unique girlfriend.
Q: I need things to try on my man
A: Try the whole thing differently. How you lead up to having sex is a big one. For instance, if you usually just make out then lead to petting, fingering, oral sex, then onto intercourse (like most of us do I would imagine) Try something different. My girl and I do things differently and love it. Right now my favourite way to initiate with her is if were alone and laying on a couch or a bed or something and maybe watching a movie or TV or whatever, I'll just take my hands and caress her all over her body, including her chest and inner thighs etc. This will really get her going. Then after about 15 minutes of this, I start to remove her clothing. I get her totally naked and make sure we have a blanket thrown over her and then continue it, paying a bit more attention to her genitals and breasts. By this point she's dripping wet and just aching for me to f*ck the sh*t out of her. So I continue by slowly making my way down her body with my hands while kissing her head and shoulders and neck and chest and whatnot (kissing all over her body is great, makes her feels loved as well as turns her on) then I finger her 'til she comes a few times. Only after then do I remove my clothing cause right about that point she wants me to f*ck her and she basically tears my clothes off herself.
I think if you tried something of that sort on your man that it'd really get him going. Keeping in mind that males are more visually stimulated than girls, so while you touch him all over his body, make sure to give him some eye candy, (take off your clothes and tell him that he cant touch you yet... that'd sure get me going) then proceed to get his dick rock hard, once he's harder, then maybe give him a little hand job while continuing to rub him all over and whatnot, move onto a blow job or something like that. Next push him onto his back and get up on top of him and rub your pussy with his dick. I love it when my girlfriend does this. It's the biggest tease ever when she rubs her opening with my dick, getting it all wet and whatnot, but not actually slipping it in just yet. Once you've got him breathing heavily and even begging for you to f*ck him the like, you could go even further by even slipping it in a bit very slowly, then taking it out, and then doing it again a couple more times then finally going all out, but at this point that could just be overkill lol. If you don't want to overdo it then mount and assume the 'girl on top'/'cowgirl' position. I will guarantee you one hell of an orgasm from him. The key is to take your time and keep it sexy. Guys love a woman who takes charge.
Q: Fingering techniques?
A: Well for the whole fingering techniques, one thing a lot of guys have to realize is that its not rocket science, every girl has a clitoris and a g-spot (unless they've been mutilated, or came out all different to begin with)
To find a clitoris is fairly easy. Feel around and you should feel something sort of roll underneath your finger. Be very gentle and what I like to do is sort of move in a circular, sort of elliptical motion usually clockwise or something like that, changing speed and rhythm often (don't let it get boring, only keep going steadily if its really getting to her and she's obviously loving it... you will know when this happens)
G-spot locating sometimes can be tough, because on some girls its smaller than others, but its pretty much always very sensitive and likes pressure and what not. insert a finger (middle finger is probably easiest choice considering its the longest finger... make sure it's well lubricated or it could hurt her) and hook it upwards as if you were to rub the backside of her clitoris. the g-spot is usually located around here, but in some instances its located further inside the vagina, just feel about in that general area for it. You'll know you hit it because the girl will feel a nice sensation that is different from any other in there and usually it results in a small gasp, flinch, or some sign of pleasure from the girl (pay close attention to her facial features and body language). If you start on her g-spot and she seems to be liking it, just rub it quick and depending on the girl, hard. Don't give up. You will feel a burning sensation in your arm muscles, just the way it goes. Get used to it buddy 'cause in no time you will have that girl coming all over your hand, just keep at it.
I like to sort of start off on my gf with a bit of clit rubbing, using her own wetness to lubricate my fingers so it doesn't hurt. Doing things like that help to further turn her on and make her body lubricate her vagina. Then I slowly insert a finger into her. She loves the g-spot the most, like a lot of girls do. I will insert my finger entirely once or twice to make sure its completely lubricated before I start doing any g-spot stimulation to make sure that my finger is good and wet so I will not hurt her. When I find that g-spot she is usually squirming and driving her her nails into my shoulders or back.
Encourage your girl to drive her nails into your arms or squeeze you like a toy and to let it out and what not. Nothing says "that feels good" like 5 finger nails digging into your skin, and an arching back of pleasure. Once this happens, just keep it up steadily 'cause what you're doing is working well and she is almost there, if she hasn't come already. A lot of girls will let you know when they come, or if they're close.
Q: How do I have sex with my virgin girlfriend?
A: The male and female bodies are designed to reproduce, its not difficult. If it's her first time, to make it more "intimate" you should just go missionary style, which is with her laying on her back with her legs spread for you, then you go on top of her (don't crush her) and insert your penis inside her vagina. If you struggle, let her aim towards her hole - she knows where it is best - and then slowly insert it. Don't hammer it right home 'cause if she is a virgin, this could hurt and even perhaps tear her vagina. Don't make that mistake, no matter how horny you are and how anxious you are. Just go slow and if she says to stop, then by all means, stop right away. Make sure your penis is well lubricated (saliva works, if she will blow you, if not then you might as well get some vaseline... that works too, or you can buy some intimate lubricant, which is what I use. Lubricated condoms work too, but I find sometimes that they aren't lubed enough - personal preference I guess) and make sure she is well lubricated. I can't stress this enough. If you think your penis is sensitive, then picture that times 10 and you get how sensitive a vagina is. Is she's dry, feel free to head south and continue the foreplay for a while longer, or apply some of that lubricant... once you're ready insert slowly... happy f*cking.
Q: Should I always use a condom?
A: USE CONDOMS... even if she's on birth control, never do it without a condom on. Unless your trying to have a kid, then by all means go commando on it, wear one. I can't stress this enough. The best form of contraception (aside from abstinence that is...) is a condom + birth control. If you're going take the risk, be as safe as you possibly can be, or you might just become a parent.
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I don't think so... Yahiko was only 176.5 cm(5ft9.5) and to me Nagato looked a bit shorter than that.. that is not tall that is average. 22.214.171.124 (talk) 09:47, May 22, 2013 (UTC)
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I recognize that Tobi had conspired with Nagato after Yahiko's death, but given how Yahiko, Nagato, and Konan were the original founders and that Nagato himself actually believed and commanded the organization as its respective leader, isn't it more accurate to say that Tobi was mainly a benefactor to the organization (one that manipulated Nagato and Akatsuki as a whole) than being the literal recognized leader? It doesn't help that Tobi was acting as a representative for Madara himself (as if he were actually Madara) when he confronted Konan when he claimed that he was the one who "gave" Nagato his eyes (we all know it was actually the real Madara and not Tobi), so a lot of his declaration were practically hyperbole at that point. It doesn't help that despite his claim that he created Akatsuki even before Yahiko did, this proved to be false as Yahiko, Nagato, and Konan were acting independently before they even met Tobi. I've seen other articles reflect this, but I noticed that on Nagato's page it's probably the only one where this isn't exactly clear about it. So is it perhaps possible to change the wording of Nagato's opening entry to better reflect this? --DementedP (talk) 16:04, June 26, 2013 (UTC)


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Theon Greyjoy
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- "You don't look like a Theon Greyjoy anymore. That's a name for a lord, but you're not a lord, are you? You're just... meat; stinking meat. You reek! Reek! That's a good name for you."
- ―Ramsay Snow to Theon Greyjoy
Theon Greyjoy is a major character in the first, second and third seasons. He is played by starring cast member Alfie Allen and debuts in the series premiere. Theon is the heir of Lord Balon Greyjoy of the Iron Islands. He has been a hostage of House Stark since his father's failed uprising against King Robert Baratheon. Despite his status, Theon became a close friend to Robb Stark. However, after Robb sent him as an emissary to his father during his war against the Iron Throne, the Greyjoy prince turned on the Starks and joined Lord Balon in his campaign to seize the North. He took over Winterfell and installed himself as Prince of Winterfell until he was betrayed by his own crew and delivered to House Bolton shortly after. As a prisoner of Ramsay Snow, the "Bastard of Bolton", he has been subjected to physical and psychological torture and mockingly renamed as "Reek".
Theon is the youngest son of Lord Balon and Lady Alannys Greyjoy. Balon is the head of House Greyjoy and Lord of the Iron Islands. The Iron Islands are one of the constituent regions of the Seven Kingdoms and House Greyjoy is one of the Great Houses of the realm. House Greyjoy rule the region from their seat at Pyke and Balon also holds the title Lord Reaper of Pyke.Theon was born at Pyke. He is Balon and Alannys' fourth child after Rodrik, Maron, and Yara. Eight years before the start of the series Balon rose in rebellion against the Iron Throne. The ironborn were crushed in a war led by King Robert Baratheon and Lord Eddard Stark. Theon's brothers were both killed in the fighting. Balon surrendered and was allowed to remain Lord of the Iron Islands on the condition that Theon remain a hostage and ward of Eddard Stark.[1] Theon's sister Yara has remained on the Iron Islands.[2] Despite his status as a hostage at Winterfell, Theon has been treated well by the Starks. He and Robb Stark are best friends. Theon is a skilled archer. His cocky arrogance and cavalier actions contrast with the staid ways of the North.[3]
Season 1
Theon is present during the execution of Will, a deserter from the Night's Watch. He holds the scabbard of Ice, the greatsword of House Stark, as Lord Eddard Stark draws it to behead the condemned man. On the way back to Winterfell, the party finds a disemboweled stag dead in the road. Looking for the killer, they find a dead female direwolf and five pups huddled by the corpse for warmth. A broken piece of the dead stag's antler is embedded in the direwolf's neck. Theon suggests killing the pups, but Jon Snow convinces his father that this is an omen as there are five pups and five Stark children, Eddard consents to allowing his children to adopt the pups. Just as the party leaves, Jon finds a sixth pup, an albino. Theon ruefully points out that this one belongs to Jon. Later, Robb, Jon, and Theon get shaves and haircuts, as they ponder the impending arrival of the royal party, notably the reputation of Queen Cersei Lannister as a great beauty and the poor reputation of Prince Joffrey Baratheon.[4]
After the royal party's departure, an assassin attempts to kill Bran, who had fallen during one of his climbs and remained comatose. Theon learns that Catelyn has found evidence implicating the Lannisters in Bran's 'accident' and the failed assassination. Theon and Robb suggest taking revenge through military action, but Maester Luwin counsels patience. Catelyn and Ser Rodrik Cassel depart for King's Landing, leaving Robb in command of the castle.[5] Theon is present when Robb frostily receives Tyrion Lannister on his way back from the Wall. Afterwards, as Tyrion is leaving to stay in a brothel, Theon condescendingly tells him to ask for Ros. Tyrion insults Theon about the defeat of the Greyjoy Rebellion led by Theon's father, Balon Greyjoy, and how Theon is now Eddard Stark's "lackey".[6] Whilst boasting about his family's exploits and heritage, he is put down by Maester Luwin. He reacts angrily to a further insult from his favorite prostitute, Ros, after sneaking her into the castle to engage her services.[7]Theon and Robb exchange views over the matter of Jory Cassel's death and the growing Stark-Lannister animosity in King's Landing. Robb brusquely reminds Theon that he is not a Stark. Bran is taken prisoner by wildlings in the forest near Winterfell and Theon saves him by shooting Stiv, the wildling leader, in the back with an arrow. Robb is angry at him, as Bran could have been hurt. Theon counters that he just saved Bran's life, and Robb was too hesitant to kill. Taking pride in his action, Theon says that you're only considered a real man in the Iron Islands once you've killed your first enemy.[8] With the departure of Ros for King's Landing, Theon is left at the castle and is bored. He accosts the surviving wildling prisoner, the spearwife Osha, as she is now a servant at Winterfell. Theon pushes his weight around, insisting that she call him "my lord", even though his father still holds the title. He is warned off by Maester Luwin who reminds Theon that he of all people should know that being a guest and a prisoner are not necessarily mutually exclusive.[9]
Robb summons his banners to war when word comes of Lord Eddard's arrest. Theon tells Robb that it is good that he is afraid, as it shows he is not stupid. As the northern army marches south, Theon advises Robb at strategy meetings and greets Catelyn when the army meets her on the road. When a Lannister scout is captured, Theon obscures their maps and battle plans, to Greatjon Umber's amusement.[10] Reaching the Twins, Theon shoots down several ravens leaving the castle bearing messages from Lord Walder Frey, allowing Catelyn to negotiate an alliance. Theon fights alongside Robb at the Battle of the Whispering Wood, where Jaime Lannister is taken prisoner. When Robb laments the loss of 2,000 of his men in the feint at the Battle of the Green Fork, Theon assures him that songs will be sung of their bravery. Robb responds that they will not hear them.[11] After news arrives of Eddard's execution, Robb Stark is proclaimed the King in the North by his lords bannermen. Theon asks first if they are brothers, now and always. When Robb's answer is yes, Theon swears his sword and fealty to Robb's service, proclaiming Robb as his King.[12]
Season 2
- Main: Theon Greyjoy Season 2
Theon appeals to Robb to seek an alliance with his father, Balon Greyjoy, reasoning that Robb needs a fleet to attack King's Landing. Despite Catelyn's reservations that Balon Greyjoy cannot be trusted, Robb sends Theon home to Pyke as his envoy.[13] Theon seduces the daughter of the ship's captain and tells her about how he will be welcomed home. He is deflated at the lack of a reception for his return. His sister Yara poses as a stranger and offers to give him a ride to the castle. She want to see what Theon has grown up to be. He flirts with her relentlessly and brags about his own importance. Balon greets Theon coolly, believing that he has forgotten his roots and become loyal to the Starks in his time away. He insults Theon's fine clothes given to him by the Starks, and is furious when Theon tells him that Robb thinks of him as a brother. Yara reveals her deception and Balon compares Theon to his sister unfavorably. Balon rejects the alliance Theon suggests and is insulted that Theon thought he would accept being given a crown. He reminds Theon that they pay the iron price and take what they want.[14]
Balon reveals that he plans to attack the North while it is poorly defended. Balon gives Yara a fleet of thirty ships to take Deepwood Motte and insults Theon by assigning him a single vessel to raid fishing villages on the Stony Shore. Theon considers informing Robb of the plot but decides that his loyalty lies with his family. Having decided to betray House Stark he is baptised in the name of the Drowned God as Balon and Yara watch.[15] He takes command of the Sea Bitch but finds his crew unruly. His first mate Dagmer Cleftjaw tells him that he must prove himself to the men and that Ironborn do not follow orders. Theon senses the opportunity to attack Torrhen's Square to lure the Stark garrison away from Winterfell. His plan is successful.[16]
Theon has his men seize the poorly defended Winterfell. He forces Bran Stark to yield to him by threatening his people. Bran asks him, "Did you always hate us?" His men capture Ser Rodrik Cassel coming back from Torrhen's Square, and Rodrik is openly defiant, calling Theon a traitor. Ser Rodrik regrets that he gave him weapon training and even spits in Theon's face. Dagmer insists that Rodrik must be killed to maintain the respect of the men. Rodrik baits Theon into performing the execution himself. Theon botches the beheading, taking three swings and a kick to accomplish it.
Theon is seduced by Osha, who then frees Bran and Rickon.[17] When Theon wakes the next day, he is told that Bran and Rickon have escaped. He is angry at his men for allowing children and the simpleminded Hodor to escape. Lorren implies that Theon is actually to blame for their escape by allowing himself to be seduced by Osha. Theon, in turn, responds to this insolence by publicly striking Lorren repeatedly. Despite his attempts, Theon is unable to find the escapees.[18] Unwilling to appear weak, he has Dagmer murder two boys from a farm and burn their bodies.[19] He displays the corpses at Winterfell and claims they were Bran and Rickon.[18] Theon sends word to Yara to bring him 500 men as reinforcements.[17] She arrives with just twenty men and warns him that everyone in the North wants him dead because of his killing the Stark boys, and he is too far from the sea to supply or reinforce his position. Yara tells him about how she remembers him as a child, demanding but sweet. She urges him to abandon Winterfell, return to the Iron Islands, and not to die so far from his home, but he refuses to give up his prize.[19]
Winterfell is surrounded by Northmen under the command of Ramsay Snow. Besieged with no hope for relief, Theon laments to Maester Luwin the horrible things he has done in search of respect and power. Theon admits that he always felt like an outsider among the Starks and wanted to win the affection and approval of his true family. Luwin says that he knows that Theon is not the ruthless man he has been pretending to be. He suggests that Theon flee to the Wall and join the Night's Watch to save his life and attempt to redeem himself. Theon refuses to deviate from the course he has set, saying that is too late, as he has gone too far down this course for him to ever pretend to be anyone else. He readies his men for a glorious death in battle, giving a rousing speech, but is betrayed and knocked out by Dagmer, who plans to turn him over to the northern forces so the rest of them can go home. Luwin attempts to aid Theon but is stabbed in the abdomen by Dagmer, who then has Theon dragged away with his head covered by a cloth bag.[20]
Season 3
Roose Bolton's bastard son Ramsay Snow has been sent to secure Winterfell from the ironborn and bring Theon back to Robb Stark alive.[21][22] Roose is double-crossing Robb and when ironborn refuse Robb's term, Ramsay kills them all and secretly captures Theon.[23]
Theon is kept prisoner in the Dreadfort although Theon is unaware where he is. He's repeatedly tortured by a group of men, some of whom are dressed in the garb of Greyjoy men. One of the men gleefully pries off Theon's fingernails with a knife while the others drive a screw through his foot. After enduring hours of torture Theon is given some reprieve. Ramsay Snow pretends to Theon that he is a servant and approaches him and claims Ramsay has been sent by Yara to rescue him.[24] Before dawn Ramsay returns and cuts Theon free and provides him with water and a mount. Ramsay advises Theon to keep heading east where Yara is waiting for him. Theon says he'll make the boy a lord of the Iron Islands for his actions. The boy replies by saying "We're not in the Iron Islands".
As Theon rides east, an arrow narrowly misses his head, and Theon sees that his captors are following him. After a harrowing chase the former Prince of Winterfell is knocked from his horse by a blow from a flail. The men hold Theon in place as the leading torturer prepares to rape him. Theon's pleas for them to stop fall on deaf ears but then the leader is pierced by an arrow. Ramsay has returned and swiftly kills all his men. Ramsay helps Theon to his feet and tells him to come with him, because he is far from home and winter is coming.[25]
After rescuing him the boy promises Theon to take him to Deepwood Motte to see Yara. When Theon questions his savior, Ramsay lies that he is Ironborn as well, growing up on Saltcliffe, and he witnessed Theon being shipped off to Winterfell. Some time later the men reach a holdfast, and Theon questions why they have to sneak inside when surely Yara's men are loyal to her. Ramsay warns Theon that some of the men belong to his father Balon who wants him dead. As the Ramsay struggles to open a locked gate Theon confesses his sins. He wanted so desperately to impress his father but he knows now that Eddard Stark was his true father. After opening the gate Theon and Ramsay enter a darkened room. The youth lights a torch and much to Theon's horror he's back in the same torture chamber in the Dreadfort. Armed men enter and Ramsay claims that Theon killed their comrades and escaped but he has brought their captive back. Kicking and screaming a heartbroken Theon is refastened to the rack.[26]
Theon is awakened by the ringing of a trumpet. Ramsay 'begs pardon' for rousing his guest. Theon tries to mumble something but fails. Ramsay understands his prisoner requires water but pours it out all over the dungeon floor to further torment him. Ramsay proposes to play a game to pass the time and he asks the heir to Pyke which body part he does not need. Hearing this Theon vows to tell his captor all he wishes to know. The cruel boy merely mocks him stating that Theon already told him everything of value. Ramsay goes on saying that he realises Theon wants to know who he is and why he is being tortured. The young man makes a proposal: If Theon guesses correctly who he actually is Theon is the victor, but if Theon begs his tormenter to remove his finger he wins. Theon then asks if winning said game will secure his release. Ramsay the mocks Theon's naîveté stating there is no happy ending in store for him. Theon does guess correctly that he is still in the North. However when the former prince of Winterfell supposes that Ramsay is a son of Rickard Karstark he is revealed to be wrong. Ramsay slowly flays his captive's pinkie stating that Theon first should have asked if he was a liar. Theon begs for the finger to be cut off which delights Ramsay since Ramsay has won the 'game'.[27]
Theon is released from the cross by two beautiful young women. The women put Theon to bed and they then proceed to fondle him sensually. Both wenches have heard that the heir to Pyke is well endowed and are hoping to get first hand experience. Theon is distrustful at first fearing that this is another of his tormenter's tricks. When both wenches disrobe and straddle him, Theon's resolve to resist weakens. Suddenly the familiar horn sounds and Ramsay enters. He too has heard how large his prisoner's penis is and surmises it is Theon's favorite body part. When the sadistic Ramsay brandishes an odd knife Theon realizes Ramsay means to emasculate him. Horrified Theon begs for mercy, but Ramsay quips that this is mercy as he is not killing, but merely altering Theon.[28]
Theon wakes in his strung up position while the boy eats a long plump sausage nearby. Ramsay mocks him as he laughs about his severed penis and wonders if Theon will have phantom feelings for his lost body part if he goes near any pretty women. Theon asks Ramsay to kill him, but Ramsay tells him he is much more valuable to him alive. He renames him Reek (because he smells bad) and demands that Theon say that his name is Reek. Theon refuses at first then after being beaten about the face meekly and utterly broken says his name is Reek.[29]
Ramsay has sent Theon's severed penis to his family in Pyke with a letter detailing his Sack of Winterfell and his demand that the ironborn withdraw from the North or Ramsay will send them more of Theon's body parts. Balon refuses to surrender, saying that Theon was a fool for disobeying his orders and attacking Winterfell and that, as his castration means that he is no longer capable of producing heirs, he has no value whatsoever. However, Yara defies her father and prepares the fastest ship in the fleet and the strongest men on the Iron Islands to sail on the Dreadfort and rescue Theon.[30]
|Season One appearances
|Winter is Coming
|The Kingsroad
|Lord Snow
|Cripples, Bastards and Broken Things
|The Wolf and the Lion
|A Golden Crown
|You Win or You Die
|The Pointy End
|Fire and Blood
|Season Two appearances
|The North Remembers
|The Night Lands
|What is Dead May Never Die
|Garden of Bones
|The Ghost of Harrenhal
|The Old Gods and the New
|A Man Without Honor
|The Prince of Winterfell
|Valar Morghulis
|Season Three appearances
|Valar Dohaeris
|Dark Wings, Dark Words
|Walk of Punishment
|And Now His Watch is Ended
|Kissed by Fire
|The Climb
|The Bear and the Maiden Fair
|Second Sons
|The Rains of Castamere
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|Euron Greyjoy
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|Yara Greyjoy
- "Reek. My name is Reek."
- ―Theon Greyjoy to Ramsay Snow
In the books
In the A Song of Ice and Fire novels, Theon was a young boy when the rebellion was crushed and his two brothers were killed. He has been raised at Winterfell for the nine years since and has become close friends with Robb Stark. He is cordial to the rest of the family, but more distant. Theon is known for his arrogance, as he is the heir to House Greyjoy, one of the Great Houses of Westeros, despite not having seen home in a long time.
Theon's initial raid at Stony Shore, as part of the overall ironborn invasion, results in several atrocities. The ironborn under his command attack the defenseless village without any provocation, murder and gang-rape the residents. The outcome is luridly described: bodies have been looted and mutilated. Of the fishing village, nothing remained but cold ashes that stank when it rained. The men had been put to the sword, all but a handful that Theon had allowed to flee to bring the word to Torrhen's Square. Their wives and daughters had been claimed for salt wives, those who were young enough and fair. The crones and the ugly ones had simply been raped and killed, or taken for thralls if they had useful skills and did not seem likely to cause trouble. After this "victory", Theon proceeds to capture Winterfell.
When Theon took Winterfell, he freed a prisoner named Reek - actually Ramsay Snow in disguise. Theon accepted Ramsay at his service, unaware of his true identity. It was Ramsay, not Dagmer, who advised Theon to kill two unnamed miller's sons as a cover-up for the escape of the Stark boys. After Asha left Winterfell, Ramsay suggested to bring reinforcements, and Theon reluctantly agreed, though he did not fully trust him. While Ser Rodrik besieged Winterfell, Ramsay returned with 600 Bolton men - they were welcomed by the other Northerners, but promptly turned on their allies. What followed was not a true battle but a massacre as Rodrik and his army were killed in their own camp. Having broken the siege, Ramsay rode into Winterfell - only then did he reveal his true identity to Theon. Without provocation Ramsay punched Theon with a mailed fist so hard that it broke his jaw, then ordered his men to kill the remaining ironborn, as well as the Stark servants and commoners of the castle, and to burn everything. As he faded out of consciousness, Theon watched helplessly as the Dreadfort soldiers killed Black Lorren and Maester Luwin. The last thing he saw was his horse Smiler, screaming and rearing, his mane caught in fire.
Due to his actions, mainly the alleged killing of Bran and Rickon, Theon earned the hatred of the people of the North, and put himself to shame and disgrace in the eyes of the ironborn. Ever since he is referred to as Theon Turncloak.
Theon does not appear at all in the third and fourth novels, only mentioned briefly. His fate is kept in dark till the fifth novel. In A Storm of Swords, Roose Bolton tells Robb and Catelyn that Theon is held prisoner at the Dreadfort, and is being tortured by Ramsay. Roose shows them a piece of skin, claiming it is from the little finger of Theon's left hand, which Ramsay enclosed to the letter Roose received from him. Robb says sharply that he wants Theon's head, not his skin. Roose suggests to keep Theon alive till the North is liberated from the Ironborn in order to demand concessions from them, and Robb reluctantly agrees. Since Roose turns to be a traitor and most of his report is revealed to be false, it is unclear to the readers if he lied about Theon too.
In A Feast for Crows, Theon is mentioned several times. Most of the Ironborn, including his sister Asha (called Yara in the TV series) presume he is dead, but are uncertain since his body was never found. Ramsay never sends a taunting letter to Balon in the books, so no one knows if he is even alive, or if he is, where he is being held. Ramsay does send a warning message to Asha, to which he encloses piece of Theon's skin (not any body part) without specifying Theon's status, but it happens much later. Neither Asha nor anyone else ever intend to try to rescue him. Asha herself actually did return to Winterfell with a few soldiers after the Bolton army withdrew, in the hope that Theon may have survived by hiding, but all they found were badly mutilated bodies, which convinced Asha that Theon was probably dead. Even if she knew that he was alive, and specifically at the Dreadfort, the Boltons' castle is so strong (and located on the other side of the entire continent) that it was actually logistically impossible to mount an assault upon it with a few longships.
Ramsay's torture of Theon serves no real logical purpose, and he is only doing it out of pure sadism. He basically just picked Theon at random - indeed, part of Ramsay's sadistic glee in torturing people is outright gloating that it isn't happening for any reason whatsoever. The only possible reason to keep Theon alive instead of simply killing him, but not inform the Ironborn that he was held captive, might have been to throw the Ironborn into internal conflict over who exactly Balon's heir was (as both Asha and Theon's uncles felt they were actually Balon's heirs, due to the unusual succession laws in the Iron Islands). It wasn't even clear to readers if Theon was alive or dead by the end of the third novel.
In A Dance with Dragons, it is finally revealed Theon is alive and imprisoned at Dreadfort. Theon's torture by Ramsay is only revealed in flashbacks throughout the fifth novel, but the TV series chose to present these events in the chronological order that they happened. The books don't directly state that Ramsay castrated Theon, though it was vaguely implied that he had.
See also
- Theon Greyjoy at A Wiki of Ice and Fire (MAJOR spoilers from the books)
- ↑ HBO viewers guide, season 2 guide to houses, House Greyjoy - Balon Greyjoy entry
- ↑ HBO viewers guide, season 2 guide to houses, House Greyjoy - Yara Greyjoy entry
- ↑ HBO viewers guide, season 2 guide to houses, House Stark - Theon Greyjoy entry
- ↑ "Winter is Coming"
- ↑ "The Kingsroad"
- ↑ "Cripples, Bastards and Broken Things"
- ↑ "The Wolf and the Lion"
- ↑ "A Golden Crown"
- ↑ "You Win or You Die"
- ↑ "The Pointy End"
- ↑ "Baelor"
- ↑ "Fire and Blood"
- ↑ "The North Remembers"
- ↑ "The Night Lands"
- ↑ "What is Dead May Never Die"
- ↑ "The Ghost of Harrenhal"
- ↑ 17.0 17.1 "The Old Gods and the New"
- ↑ 18.0 18.1 "A Man Without Honor
- ↑ 19.0 19.1 "The Prince of Winterfell"
- ↑ "Valar Morghulis"
- ↑ "Valar Morghulis"
- ↑ "Mhysa"
- ↑ "Mhysa"
- ↑ "Dark Wings, Dark Words"
- ↑ "Walk of Punishment"
- ↑ "And Now His Watch is Ended"
- ↑ "The Climb"
- ↑ "The Bear and the Maiden Fair (episode)"
- ↑ "Mhysa"
- ↑ "Mhysa"
|Princess Yara Greyjoy/Prince Theon Greyjoy (disputed)
|Pyke, Pyke
|The Iron Islands
|King of the Iron Islands · Lord Reaper of Pyke · King of Salt and Rock · Son of the Sea Wind · Lord of the Iron Islands
|The Grey King · Vickon Greyjoy
|Current members:
|Aeron Greyjoy · Queen Alannys Greyjoy · Euron Greyjoy · Victarion Greyjoy
|Deceased members:
|Balon Greyjoy · Rodrik Greyjoy · Maron Greyjoy
|{Dagmer} · {Lorren} · {Drennan} · {Gelmarr} · {Stygg} · {Aggar} · {Wex} · {Urzen}
|Lord Ramsay Bolton
The Dreadfort
|The North
|Red King (former) · Lord of the Dreadfort · Warden of the North · Lord Paramount of the North · Lord of Winterfell
|Rogar Bolton
|Current members:
|Sansa Stark
|Deceased members:
|Domeric Bolton · Roose Bolton · Walda Bolton
|{Locke} · Steelshanks · {Myranda} · {Tansy} · {Violet} · {Master Torturer} · Maester Wolkan
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