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- "You realise that I am on my way downstairs to interrogate your wife, Cattermole? In fact, I'm quite surprised you're not down there holding her hand while she waits. Already given her up as a bad job, have you? Probably wise. Be sure and marry a pure-blood next time... But if my wife were accused of being a Mudblood — not that any woman I married would ever be mistaken for such filth — and the Head of Department of Magical Law Enforcement needed a job doing, I would make it my priority to do this job, Cattermole. Do you understand me?"
- —Yaxley intimidating Reginald Cattermole (actually Ronald Weasley in disguise)[src]
Yaxley was a wizard and a Death Eater who fought during the First Wizarding War. Yaxley did not search for Voldemort after his first downfall, but this was forgiven after Voldemort's return in 1995. Yaxley also fought at several battles of the Second Wizarding War, such as the Battle of the Astronomy Tower. When Voldemort was in control of the Ministry of Magic, Yaxley became the Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Yaxley went on to fight in the Battle of Hogwarts, where he was subdued by George Weasley and Lee Jordan. His fate after Lord Voldemort's final defeat, however, is uncertain.
First Wizarding War
Yaxley was one of the many Death Eaters who fought in the First Wizarding War. After Lord Voldemort's first downfall, Yaxley managed to avoid imprisonment in Azkaban. Like many others, Yaxley believed Voldemort had been finished and, thus, did not attempt to find him.[2]
Second Wizarding War
Yaxley returned to Voldemort after his rebirth. Yaxley became, once more, an active Death Eater during the Second Wizarding War.[3] In July, 1996, Yaxley participated in the kidnapping of Garrick Ollivander alongside Fenrir Greyback and another Death Eater. He also participated in the destruction of the Millennium Bridge.[4]
Battle of the Astronomy Tower
- "We've got orders. Draco's got to do it. Now, Draco, and quickly."
- —Yaxley pressures Draco.[src]
In June of 1997, Yaxley was among the group of Death Eaters who led an assault at Hogwarts Castle. Along with Alecto and Amycus Carrow and Fenrir Greyback, they managed to overpower the Order of the Phoenix members who were assigned to guard the palace, and reached the Astronomy Tower, where he pressured Draco Malfoy to do the deed Voldemort ordered him to perform: murder Albus Dumbledore.[5] Yaxley was determined to follow the orders, attacking Greyback when he moved forward to attack Dumbledore. Before Draco could bring himself to kill him, Severus Snape arrived and, seeing Draco unable to do it, murdered the Headmaster himself, blasting the body from the tower. The Death Eaters had stood aside due to a fear/respect for Snape's presence, as Yaxley did not try to argue.[5]
The Death Eaters proceeded to flee from the castle, before any of the Order of the Phoenix summoned Ministry of Magic reinforcements. While getting down from the Astronomy Tower, Yaxley was hit with a Full Body-Bind Curse by Harry Potter.[6]
Later, when Ministry of Magic officials searched the Tower, they found Yaxley[7] and he was likely arrested and taken to Azkaban.
Ministry take-over
- "Severus, here. Yaxley — beside Dolohov."
- —Voldemort to Severus Snape and Yaxley when they almost arrive late to the meeting.[src]
A few weeks later, Yaxley had already broken out of Azkaban. Yaxley attended the Death Eater meeting at Malfoy Manor in July of 1997. During that meeting, he reported that he had placed Pius Thicknesse, then head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, under the Imperius Curse as part of Lord Voldemort's plan to take over the Ministry of Magic. Many of his fellow Death Eaters were impressed, though Voldemort believed Snape's estimate of when Harry Potter would be removed from his relatives' home over Yaxley's.[8] Yaxley fell for the trap set by Alastor Moody on that count, whereas Snape knew the true date, setting the stage for the Battle of the Seven Potters.
As Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement
On 1 August, 1997, Voldemort's plan and Yaxley's efforts succeeded when Minister Rufus Scrimgeour was killed and Pius Thicknesse became the puppet Minister for Magic.[9] The Ministry fell under Voldemort's control and Yaxley, as an inner-circle Death Eater, was made the Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement.[3] In this role, he participated in at least some of the interrogations and harassment of Muggle-borns, along with Dolores Umbridge, Head of the new Muggle-Born Registration Commission, while using his cruelty and new authority to intimidate lower ranking employees such as Reginald Cattermole. The Ministry also designated Harry Potter as Undesirable Number One, under the excuse of him being wanted for questioning of Dumbledore's death. Snatcher groups were then dispatched to capture any Muggle-borns who refuse to register, along with Order of the Phoenix members and Harry himself.
The Death Eater led Ministry also took over Hogwarts. Severus Snape was made Headmaster, and Amycus and Alecto Carrow were appointed Professors.[10]
Infiltration of the Ministry of Magic
- Mary Cattermole: "They're frightened, they think that I might not come home —"
- Yaxley: "Spare us. The brats of Mud-bloods do not stir our sympathies."
- — An exchange during the interrogation of Muggle-born Mary Cattermole.[src]
Yaxley played a major role in this infiltration alongside Dolores Umbridge. During Umbridge's interrogations of Mary Cattermole as part of the Muggle-Born Registration Commission, Yaxley sat next to her observing the case, refusing to pity her children while mocking her questionnaire answers, and having intimidated the man who disguised as her husband earlier to get his office dried in time. When the trio reached the courtroom they saw Umbridge obtained the locket and at that moment they acted. Harry, under the Invisibility Cloak, Stunned Yaxley. When Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ronald Weasley freed the Muggle-born prisoners, Yaxley woke up and pursued angrily.
Yaxley madly began to chase the trio as he ordered all Floo Network transportation to be sealed. At the last moments he grabbed Hermione's arm as the trio Disapparated. Hermione managed to evade him by using a Revulsion Jinx, but not before revealing the location of 12 Grimmauld Place. Thus, the house was no longer a safe hideout for the trio while leaving Ron splinched. After this the trio had to go to their tent in the forest.[10]
Battle of Hogwarts
- Yaxley: "Definitely heard something. Animal, d'you reckon?"
- Dolohov: "That head case Hagrid kept a whole bunch of stuff in here… Time's nearly up. Potter's had his hour. He's not coming."
- Yaxley: "Better go back. Find out what the plan is now…"
- — Yaxley and Dolohov guarding the Forbidden Forest.[src]
In 2 May, 1998, Yaxley participated in the Battle of Hogwarts. He and Antonin Dolohov stood guard in the Forbidden Forest during the brief interlude that followed Voldemort's ultimatum to Harry Potter. They were followed back to the Death Eater camp by Harry under his Invisibility Cloak.[11] During the final moments of the battle, Yaxley was defeated by Lee Jordan and George Weasley. His ultimate fate is unknown, though if he survived, he was most likely captured and sent to Azkaban along with the rest of the surviving Death Eaters.[12]
Physical appearance
Yaxley was described as having hard, blunt features[8] and an unpleasant smile. He was relatively tall,[8] and has blond hair that he prefers to tie back.
Personality and traits
Yaxley, like many other Death Eaters, was obsessed with blood-purity.[10] In 1997, he became the Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, and he, along with Dolores Umbridge, imprisoned muggle-borns in Azkaban. During one of such Yaxley laughed at Mary Cattermole, who was afraid of what would happen to her children, saying that "the brats of Mudbloods [did] not stir [his] sympathies",[10] indicating that he despises even half-bloods, despite Voldemort permitting them to continue living in the Wizarding community.
Yaxley is a proud and ambitious person, as he described in detail on how he subdued Thicknesse, as well as eagerly speaking of the plan to move Harry, in hopes of attracting more praise from Voldemort and fellow Death Eaters.[8] He can also be rather harsh with his fellow Death Eaters when they overturn the Dark Lord's orders, as he violently blasted Fenrir Greyback aside for trying to kill Dumbledore without letting Draco a chance, though he did step aside when Snape stepped silently forward to accomplish the deed, showing that Yaxley may have a certain level of feared respect for him.[5] During his tenure as the Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, he was very intimidating to the lower-ranked employees: he used his authority to intimidate Ron Weasley, disguised as Reginald Cattermole, to get his office dried in time, while ignoring a greeting from another wizard, showing his lack of manners;[3] though he did nod approvingly at Harry, disguised as Albert Runcorn, showing he still has a level of respect for who he considers to be a fellow pure-blood supremacist, However, he is not completely loyal to Voldemort, as he did not attempt to find him after his first downfall.
Magical abilities and skills
- Imperius Curse: Yaxley was skilled in the use of the Imperius Curse, being able to keep Pius Thicknesse under his control throughout the entire war. However, Yaxley did claim that he had a difficult time in subduing Thicknesse.
- Nonverbal magic: Yaxley hit Greyback with a powerful knock-back jinx, possibly Ventus, without speaking an incantation.[5]
- Duelling: Yaxley was a very proficient duellist, able to hold his own extremely well against former duelling champion Filius Flitwick and fight him to a stalemate while Antonin Dolohov, one of Voldemort's most powerful Death Eaters, was defeated by Flitwick. Yaxley was amongst the Death Eaters who managed to last until the end of the Battle of Hogwarts and it took George Weasley and Lee Jordan to finally take him down.
Behind the scenes
- Yaxley is portrayed by Scottish actor Peter Mullan in the Deathly Hallows: Part 1.
- It is likely that Yaxley is related to Lysandra Black (née Yaxley), wife of Arcturus Black II and maternal grandmother of Arthur Weasley, and thus to the Black, Crouch, Longbottom, and Weasley families, albeit distantly.[13]
- In the video game adaptation of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows he is mentioned by a passing ministry official muttering about him being promoted again, although he is not seen. His role during the Infiltration of the Ministry of Magic is taken instead by a senior Ministry official (who takes "Reginald Cattermole" and "Mafalda Hopkirk" into a meeting) and by a Death Eater (who grabs Ron Weasley at one of the fireplaces).
- Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (First appearance)
- Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (film)
- Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (video game)[14]
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
- LEGO Harry Potter: Years 5-7 (Consoles and Windows versions)
Notes and references
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
- ↑ Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - Chapter 2 (Spinner's End)
- ↑ 3.0 3.1 3.2 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Chapter 12 (Magic Is Might)
- ↑ Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (film) - Chapter 1
- ↑ 5.0 5.1 5.2 5.3 Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - Chapter 27 (The Lightning-Struck Tower)
- ↑ Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - Chapter 28 (Flight of the Prince)
- ↑ Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - Chapter 30 (The White Tomb)
- ↑ 8.0 8.1 8.2 8.3 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Chapter 1 (The Dark Lord Ascending)
- ↑ Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Chapter 8 (The Wedding)
- ↑ 10.0 10.1 10.2 10.3 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Chapter 13 (The Muggle-Born Registration Commission)
- ↑ Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Chapter 34 (The Forest Again)
- ↑ Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Chapter 36 (The Flaw in the Plan)
- ↑ Black family tree
- ↑ During the Battle of the Astronomy Tower in the sixth game, there is a masked Death Eater who brings up the rear, just like Yaxley did.
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Alphard Black was a pure-blood wizard from the noble Black family and was a Slytherin student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Alphard was the middle child of Pollux Black and Irma Crabbe, and brother of Walburga and Cygnus.[2]
He was born sometime after his sister and before his brother.
He was disinherited and removed from the Black Family tree by his sister Walburga, for giving "a decent amount of gold" to his nephew Sirius Black, who was disowned and disinherited after running away from home at the age of sixteen.[4] This may indicate that Alphard did not hold blood purity to be of great importance, the way most of his family members did, considering that the rest of the Blacks shunned Sirius for being a "blood traitor". Another possibility is that he simply had a very good relationship with Sirius, and did not care that he was disowned.
Like many members of the Black family, Alphard is named after a star. Alphard is the brightest star in the constellation Hydra, and is known as the heart of the serpent. Its name is derived from the Arabic فرد|الفرد (Al Fard), meaning "the solitary one".
- Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Mentioned only)
- Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (film) (Appears on Black family tree tapestry)
- Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (video game) (Seen on Black family tree tapestry)
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (video game) (Seen on Black family tree tapestry)
Notes and references
- ↑ The Black family tree does not show Alphard's date of birth, but it does show that he was born sometime after his sister Walburga, in 1925, and before his brother Cygnus, in 1929.
- ↑ 2.00 2.01 2.02 2.03 2.04 2.05 2.06 2.07 2.08 2.09 2.10 2.11 2.12 2.13 2.14 2.15 Black family tree
- ↑ In Chapter 4 of Half-Blood Prince, Horace Slughorn states: "The whole Black family had been in my house, but Sirius ended up in Gryffindor!" This implies that all Blacks except Sirius were Sorted into Slytherin while Slughorn was Head of House. Alphard, born sometime between 1925 and 1929, would have attended Hogwarts in the late 1930s and early 1940s, and thus would have been a student of Slughorn, who was stated to have begun teaching at Hogwarts around the same time as Albus Dumbledore in Chapter 5 of Half-Blood Prince, in 1938 or earlier. Sirius Black also states "My whole family have been in Slytherin" and in Chapter 23 of Deathly Hallows, confirming that at least those Blacks closely related to Sirius were in Slytherin.
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Belleville, Ill (KSDK) -- A woman who held employees of a Jack in the Box at gunpoint may be responsible for several other robberies.
Belleville police said a customer at the Jack in the Box at 500 S. Illinois St. called police after seeing what appeared to be employees forced into a back room of the restaurant.
Police responded and found the woman holding the employees at gunpoint. The woman surrendered.
Police said the woman fits the description of an armed robber of an O'Reilly Auto Parts in Belleville and the information was forwarded to the O'Fallon Police Department for further review of an armed robbery committed in their area.


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The photography budget genie took a **** on my driveway so now I have some money to spend on gear. The only thing that is stopping me is that I am wondering whether it would be more worthwhile to shell out my bones on equipment or software.
My current kit works well but a flash or new lens could always be useful. On the other hand, I am constrained to editing tools like Gimp and Darktable. The tools I use now are OK but they're by no means industry standards like Photoshop or Bibble or Lightroom.
Which sort of investment will make the most difference in the quality of your work? Is it only a good idea to buy software if you know when and how you're going to use it?
Digging through my pictures, the majority of my usable shots are full-body and headshots of people outside a little before or after sunset. (the second golden hour and early nighttime) My biggest constraint is lack of natural light. More times than not, my subjects are moving so I can't raise the shutter speed. I've considered buying a flash but from what I gather they are hard to use appropriately outdoors.


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- "The Verona Mall is arguably the high point of American culture. A wonderful shopping center built in a place of very low average rainfall with beautiful weather, in which some very intelligent planner decided to build a roof over the street, in a desert, with protection from rainfall."
- — GTA San Andreas Website.
The Verona Mall is a shopping center in Market, Los Santos in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. The mall is not actually located in Verona Beach as its name indicates, but the mall is located on the edge of the Verona Beach neighborhood.
It is a reasonably sized mall which occupies an entire city block. Unfortunately every shop in the mall is inaccessable so the mall serves as little more than a visual decoration. Near the center of the ground floor four escalators can be found granting access to the mall's second floor. There are also a lot of palm trees positioned around the mall most likely as aesthetic choice.Initially the mall and its immediate vicinity is frequented by the Ballas, an African-American street gang, and consider part of their territory. Verona Mall serves as yet another battle ground during Gang Wars and the Ballas will rush to attack the player should they hang around for too long or attack their gang members.
In terms of facilities and commercial outlets the Verona Mall is a small shopping centre/mall. Although it occupies an entire city block it remains somewhat underdeveloped and underused. It also poses a significant security risk in that it is a largely open air facility with most of the resident outlets accessible by simply walking in off the street without having to pass through any doors or security check points. This would make the mall a considerable target for crime, likely the reason that it has become the turf of a violent street gang.
- Verona Mall makes a possible appearance in the first GTA V trailer. But it is difficult to confirm whether or not it is the mall as it is only a fleeting appearance.
- It is possible that Verona Mall is in some way being extorted by the Ballas due to its location on their 'turf' and being frequented by gang members.


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Icyglare wrote:If another person writes that arguments like yours suck, they are just restating an agreement of my pre-existing sentiment right?
That's correct. At the same time, they're also proving just how rude and insecure they are for unabashedly insulting others without given reason as you have repeatedly done. This does not improve your argument, it just shines a rather unbecoming light on you.
Icyglare wrote:Do you know what Shade used to do? -2sp, therefore if a weaker version exists its okay right?
Not sure why people keep bringing this up. To continually repeat it will eventually prove ignorance. It may be a weaker version, but that's like saying Chaos Sorcerer is a pale shadow of Chaos Soldier. That didn't stop him from being banned as well. Even if a card is an embarrassingly pathetic copy of another uber broken card in comparison, it can still be a savagely overpowered card in its own right. This goes to further prove the overwhelming strength of the original. Guess I have to repeat myself again..., rather than Shade being a 1-mana creature that says "Destroy 2 lands", it's now a 1-mana creature that says "Destroy 1 land". You love using Counterspell as an example and it's the same cost as Sinkhole. What if Shade were a 1-mana creature with flash that said "Counter a spell"? This point still stands. Matter-of-factly, most would say Counterspell itself is a weaker version of Force of Will and people often do believe this should be banned.
Icyglare wrote:Why does it have to be lv3? Because I was just going to list everything above and below LV3.
You said lvl 3 Return, that's why it has to be 3, because that's what you yourself specified. Go ahead and name everything off, but only the ones immune to Dio+Assassin+Waterspout+Jerry will do. Everything that is not immune to all of these falls victim to this mechanic.


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A strip club is an establishment that typically offers erotic dance by scantly-clad strippers or dancers to customers, including the player. The shopfront of strip clubs have often appeared in some form, either as part of street scenery, particularly in red-light districts, or as an interactive locale, complete with interiors and even the ability to pay for a strip club's facilities.
Strip clubs as interactive locations have appeared in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Grand Theft Auto Vice City Stories, Grand Theft Auto IV and its episodes, and Grand Theft Auto V, however they function more like bikini bars as their dancers do not actually strip, excluding GTA V, where they do strip.
GTA Vice City Stories
When the player upgrades a protection racket business to high-roller status, a prostitute can be seen pole dancing inside with gang members paying close attention to the dance.
GTA Vice City
The only strip club in GTA Vice City is The Pole Position Club, which, following "Shakedown", may be purchased by the player. In addition to open stages (which are primarily populated by conventional pedestrian models), the Pole Position offers backroom dances by a stripper, which the player may pay by the minute ($5 every 5 game minutes) to watch. By spending a total of $300 on the dances, the player will complete the club's asset mission, allowing the player to acquire money from the club from this point on, and it will drop 4000$ each day. The stockier backroom stripper is also replaced by a slimmer and more scantly-clad counterpart.
In addition, once the club's asset mission is completed, another backroom of the club is opened. Upon entering this room, a cutscene is activated showing a more animated stripper dressed in a cowgirl theme dancing for Tommy. Before this room is unlocked, the room is closed, with a sign reading "No Entry - Management Only" posted on the door. The stripper in this room is rumored to be one of the twins mentioned in the game's manual. The other is a bartender in Malibu Club after that asset is bought.
GTA San Andreas
GTA San Andreas offers the player an expanded number of strip clubs dotted around San Andreas: 4 in total, not including Jizzy's Pleasure Domes, which is only accessible in game during a mission. They include:
- The Pig Pen in East Los Santos, Los Santos.
- The Big Spread Ranch in Bone County.
- The Old Venturas Strip Strip Club in the Old Venturas Strip, Las Venturas.
- Nude Strippers Daily, east from Come-A-Lot, Las Venturas.
(Several other strip clubs are in evidence, but cannot be entered.)
The strip clubs come with two different interiors, depending on their location and size; one is a large version adopted by large, inner city strip clubs (The Pig Pen and the Old Venturas Strip Strip Club), while the other is a smaller more compact version adopted by smaller strip clubs (The Big Spread Ranch and Nude Strippers Daily).
In all strip clubs in the game, the player may receive a private dance in a backroom for $100 (only one dancing animation is featured), or throw $20 worth of money at dancing strippers in public area, prompting them to execute increasingly erotic dance moves. In addition, the clubs are typically protected by security; any unruly behavior by the player (such as jumping onto a stripper's stage or firing a gun) will prompt security guards to react aggressively against the player, resulting in the player being unable to use any of the club's facilities.
The private dances go into 3 levels of dance sessions. Each one has a different dancer with different moves:
- The first dancer wears a skimpy school girl outfit
- The second wears a corset and a thong and performs slightly more erotic dance moves
- The third wears a sexy cop outfit and performs even more erotic dance moves
Also, the music collection only consists of 3 songs that play in the main areas and private rooms of all strip clubs. 2 of the songs are from CSR 103.9 and the other is from Bounce FM. The songs are:
- Samuelle- "Do You Like What You See?
- En Vogue- "My Lovin (Never Gonna Get It)"
- Isley Brothers- "Between The Sheets"
In GTA IV, only two strip clubs exist, The Triangle Club in Bohan and the Honkers Gentlemen's Club in Alderney .
Music selection differs in the GTA IV strip clubs this time. In The Triangle Club, The Vibe 98.8 playlist will play in the main area (abeit without commercials) while Honkers plays the Electro-Choc playlist but in Episodes From Liberty City (disc version) Electro-Choc will play in both clubs. In the case of private dances however, there are threesongs for each dance session. This applies in both strip clubs.
While dancers in open areas are no longer interactive in the same sense as in GTA San Andreas, players still have access to backroom lapdances, which has been improved to reward players who incrementally pay with increasingly erotic dancing. There is also more variation in the types of dancers available. And instead of walking into a marker for the dances, there are strippers who will walk up to the player and ask if they want a dance or not. There are three levels in this system:
- Level 1: The first session is a basic dance routine conducted by a single stripper. Players must pay $50."Come Into My Life" by Rick James is usually the first song played (except in Honkers).
- Level 2: Upon completion of the first round of dancing, the player can choose to receive more erotic lapdances from the same strip dancer for an additional $50, adding up to a cost of $100. "Ooh La La" by Goldfrapp plays during this level.
- Level 3: If the player chooses to go on after the second round is over, a second strip dancer will join in for a duo session, and ends with the first stripper commenting that she is done and wants to "towel [herself] down". The player will throw in an additional $150 for this dance, resulting in a total cost of $250. "Shake Ya Ass" by Mystikal is the last song played on this level (except in Honkers).
Strippers in the strip clubs will sometimes wear garters (bands of elastic cloth; usually worn around the thigh by exotic dancers and strippers). If one looks closely at the dollar bills stuffed into the garter, they are seen to be 69 dollar bills, another innuendo by Rockstar to the 69 sex position. Strip clubs in GTA IV may also be used as a place for players to bring their friends (or even girlfriend, depending on their taste) to during outings, but requires the player "enjoy themselves" by paying for at least one private dance. Like in GTA San Andreas, security guards are ever present in strip clubs, watching for disruptive behavior and preparing to react to troublemakers a hostile manner; a strip club's operations will also cease if the player chooses to run amok in the vicinity. If you have a friend such as Roman at the strip club, he will help you fight the Security Guards.
In order to enter a strip club, the player must be disarmed. There is a glitch in the PS3 version in which if Niko goes into the Triangle Club alone and partakes in a private dance, the dancer may run away after the dance and security guards will attack, regardless of whether the player has drawn a weapon or not.
A Strip Club is seen in Franklin's trailer. It looks a lot like the ones in GTA IV and it appears that the player will be able to once again, get a lap dance.
- GTA Vice City Stories offers a non-interactive strip club interior in the "high-roller" level Protection Racket business option in the Empire Building side-mission. The interior is that of a strip club with a single dancer. There is no interaction in this, though it's possible to jump onto the stage and move Victor up to the dancer, though she ignores him and continues pole dancing.
- Outside both Strip Clubs in GTA IV is the security guard. This security guard is one of the only Pedestrians in the game who can be instantly killed with a Baseball Bat. Just walk up to him, aim at him and do the heavy attack (Xbox 360 = Y/PS3 = Triangle). This will knock him straight to the ground, it doesn't just knock him out, it kills him. After a few seconds you will probably see some blood leaking out of his head onto the floor.


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Colorado State Patrol tells 11 News that one person has died as result of a single car rollover.
Northbound I-25 is now reopened at the Mesa Ridge exit (mile marker 132). It was closed for more than an hour early Monday morning.
Just after midnight, the driver of a Toyota station wagon lost control and started traveling off the road. As the driver attempted to regain control, State Patrol says the vehicle continued spinning out of the southbound lanes, then rolled into the northbound lanes. The two passengers, both kids, were ejected from the vehicle, while the driver was partially ejected.
The driver has been identified as 42-year-old Pamela McCullom of Fountain. She was not wearing a seat belt and later died at the hospital.
Ten-year-old Emony Whiteley and 13-year-old Kirsten Smith were also not wearing their seat belts. Both sustained non-life threatening injuries.
Troopers are still investigating whether drugs or alcohol played a role in the crash.
This is the second fatal crash on this stretch of interstate in a week. 11 News is working to get information from CDOT as to whether there is anything about this particular area that makes it more prone to serious crashes.
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Hey Hypster, I just read your forum. I'd recommend you ask a user if they will adopt you..to make it easier for you to understand the incomprehensible stuff that goes on here. I'd be happy to adpot you, though it woulnd't hurt to check outvarious users and their style of writing and administering and leaving insane/helarious messages on each others talk page, to find the right person for you, or...I guess you could forget about being adopted and just start writing stuff. Have fun here. --ShabiDOO 02:03, October 30, 2011 (UTC)
Hello Hypster
I've been circulating back here more than in the past half year, so good to "meet" you. Saw your "How interesting" edit on the bomber's forum. The main reason I thought he was a fake was because he didn't seem like a guy who could think through and organize anything, let alone carry 25 molotov cocktails under his arm at 6 o'clock in the morning. All work and no play, is what I'd say to him. Hypster! Aleister 15:51 17-1-'12
- Thanks! Some of your articles are hilarious. Whoever wrote that threat sounds like an angsty twelve year-old who couldn't even organise his Warhammer 40K figures. - ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 15:54, January 17, 2012 (UTC)
- Thank you. The good parts of my pages are all written by a neighbor boy who I pay to do odd chores like that. I actually checked the news to see if anything was asplode in New York, but nothing so far. Maybe he got up late, or left his molly cocktails out in the rain and ruined them. More likely is that he wrote the message, realized he could get in real deep trouble because he wrote it so it looked real, and he then erased it two minutes later. MadMax and I were juggling things around the site and we both noticed his edits, and max alerted wikia, but hopefully all for naught. Do you "surf" recent changes? Keep floating like a bee, sting like a butterfly, or something like that. Aleister 16:01 17-1-'12
- I'm more of a maintenance man than a writer, because I'm the least funny person I know. But I think removing the unfunny stuff is just as important, no? - ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 16:09, January 17, 2012 (UTC)
- Jeez, you could spend your life removing all the unfunny from this site. That's very important. Have you spoken with Puppy, he's organizing the Vital pages, and maybe you and he could hit it off and then marry eventually, which would be good and would cause a party to occur. But fixing the unfunny is probably even more important than the funny. Aleister 16:14 17-1-'12
- I'm more of a maintenance man than a writer, because I'm the least funny person I know. But I think removing the unfunny stuff is just as important, no? - ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 16:09, January 17, 2012 (UTC)
- Thank you. The good parts of my pages are all written by a neighbor boy who I pay to do odd chores like that. I actually checked the news to see if anything was asplode in New York, but nothing so far. Maybe he got up late, or left his molly cocktails out in the rain and ruined them. More likely is that he wrote the message, realized he could get in real deep trouble because he wrote it so it looked real, and he then erased it two minutes later. MadMax and I were juggling things around the site and we both noticed his edits, and max alerted wikia, but hopefully all for naught. Do you "surf" recent changes? Keep floating like a bee, sting like a butterfly, or something like that. Aleister 16:01 17-1-'12
Greetings Hypster
You were joking, right?
'Cuz if not, I apologize. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Feb 16 '12 1:21 (UTC)
- Of course I was, you shit for brains. - ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 16:48, October 7, 2012 (UTC)
You seem to be doing great things around here, writing and editing and fixing. Nice. Happy St. Patty's Day, a bit of the green for ya. Aleister 1:17 18-3-'12
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Sorry! don't know why I reverted you before; perhaps I read the change backward and thought you were adding the paragraph. I don't understand it either. Thanks for using the Change Summary to explain. Spıke Ѧ 17:54 15-Jun-12
- Thank you. It was one of those jokes that was small but bad/strange enough to completely throw-off the rest of the article. - ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 20:57, June 15, 2012 (UTC)
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Hypster, I find the the comments you leave on peoples articles as you edit sometimes pushing the boundaries of etiquette on uncyclopedia. Its not always easy to draw the line between when you shouuld tell vandals to fuck off and how to respond to established contributors who simple have a different sense of humour. There is a line between between giving your opinion and telling people that they suck. I give you a few examples of comments that I think push or "really" push these boundaries:
- Repeating things is irritating. Repeating things is irritating. Repeating things is irritating. (while that may be true...tell it to the user in a nice way on their talk page...that way they may actually listen to you instead of getting defensive about it after reading a passive agressive comment)
- About as funny as being diagnosed with cataracts. (pretty condescending)
- Come back when you have a knowledge of how to format a Wiki article. (how about helping the user instead of berating them?)
- So opinionated. (all unnews is opinionated)
- That is about as funny as your father's genital warts. (that's just nasty)
- How come the most recent editings of this article are just so functionally retarded? (how will a comment like that help anyone?)
- Let's play a game of 'Spot the joke'! Keep looking.... Keep.... looking.... (that's dickish)
While I understand the intent is to improve the wiki and that your goal (as is for all of us) is to make articles funnier, better, groovier...I think the response of the user you are communicating with and the final result of some of these comments is the opposite. You won't see a single other established user EVER talking to another established user like this (unless it's a clear joke).
Here is a rule of thumb that might help:
1. If what you read is vandalism/stupid new user edit, then do as you like.
2. If it is an actual attempt to write and arcticle...don't attack the user/writing, offer constructive criticism.
Number two is the most important rule on the wiki. While it may seem that users are telling each other to fuck off all the time, that is reserved for having fun on the talk pages and forums, talking to vandals or making what are clearly jokes with each other. Your contributions so for, as per text, have been great and I hope your keep up with your passion for good writing and improving the wiki. Consider funneling all of your critical engergy into pee-reviews, where users are hoping to have other users critique their articles. If you think I am a total retard who is having a bad day at PMS, come to my talk page and we can wrestle in a tub of jello. --ShabiDOO 19:38, July 3, 2012 (UTC)
Archivin' VFD
First of all, hi.
Second of all, I saw that you removed my VFD nomination for bobfromaccounting.com without there being an actual vote. Thanks for reinstating the vote. ~ QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 16:23, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
QVFD and Obama article
Erm, first of all, this is a perfectly legitimate satirical article, doesn't appear to be "random", and is written by a well-respected Uncyc writer who happens to be one of the more articulate on the site in my humble opinion. Judging by your comments on its talk page, I can only assume you QVFD'd it because you disagree with its message or apparent message. So let me remind you that Uncyclopedia is not made to be aligned a certain way politically, religiously, etc., etc. and that calling people mouth-breathing hillbillies is also not the best of constructive criticism. I can see from your talk page that you've had problems with this sort of thing before, so please find a way to work on that or there may be unpleasant repercussions going forward.
Secondly, you don't need to sign your QVFD entries. In fact, you shouldn't. At all. Thanks. -RAHB 23:21, September 4, 2012 (UTC)
SRSLY, Y? (No, really, I want a serious answer as to why you hate Count to a Million so much that you're not content with just ignoring it and instead try to degrade it and end it any chance you get.) -- Кıяву Тαгк Сойтяıвs 2012-09-06T23:52
- Because it is stupid and redundant. The point of a forum is to discuss the website, not to be moronic. I hate how uncyclopedia has this vibe to it in which it completely mis-uses the forum mainspace. And I wouldn't mind it if it wasn't for the fact it's not even funny, either.
- So yes. I do have a reason for disliking it. -- ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 14:21, September 7, 2012 (UTC)
- Uncyclopedia has this vibe to it in which we completely pretty much do whatever. If there weren't pointless forums we wouldn't need the Forum namespace. -RAHB 04:07, September 8, 2012 (UTC)
That is all. Make pointless forums, get pointless messages. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 22:42, October 7, 2012 (UTC)
- Whereas: add pointless text to an article that was carefully making a point, get reverted. This because stupid ≠ funny. Regards. Spıke Ѧ 18:54 21-Oct-12
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Was truly has to had been was when we were. Salute. Salud. Alonze! -RAHB 22:49, October 7, 2012 (UTC)
Is this a joke or something?
18:08 My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (diff | hist) . . (+118) . . Hypster (talk | contribs) (Due to a law passed in Germany today, this website will be blocked in 24 hours unless all naughty words are removed.) [rollback]
Just censoring this article wasn't enough if this was true. Also, do you know this counts as vandalism if it wasn't true? I hope you are joking or something.--fcukman
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"Konnichiwa everybody come in." said Proffesor Sinister in Japanese. She smelled at me with her gothic black lipstick. She's da coolest fucking teacher ever. She had long dead black hair with blood red tips and red eyes. (hr mom woz a vampire. She's also haf Japanese so she speaks it and everyfing. she n b'loody mry get along grate) She's really young for a teacher. 2day she was wearing a black leather top with red lace and a long goffik black ripped dress. We went inside the black classroom with pastors of Emily the Strong. I raced my hand. I was wearing some black naie Polish with red pentagrams on it. » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 11:35 October 8
Fuck you
You fuck. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 18:50 Oct 18 2012
Yeah! Let's get angry! -Da man360Talk HAPPY 23:31, 24 October 2012!
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Sannse said that this image was fine and didn't need censoring. Just so you know. I'd revert it, but I won't in fear of being blocked. ~[ths] UotM 23:01, 10/25/2012
Hypster. Would you please start being pleasant on this website (in my humble opinion of course). Unconstructive criticism, a bitchy attitude and all around distain for all the other users is an assholy way to behave on a wiki. The users here have shown incredible patience with you so far. They are nice people and want to have a good time by writing funny articles. So yeah ... stop being such a collosal thunder cu*t. Please. --ShabiDOO 01:41, November 2, 2012 (UTC)
From Morality aka the new member
Hey thanks for the really warm fury welcome.
no sarcasm intended I took it to the heart.
- Good to know there are no hard feelings. Only joking. -- HIPSTER T)alk C)untributions B)an 23:49, November 3, 2012 (UTC)
Troll! In the dungeon!
Thought you ought to know... that trolling in the forums is ...sorta dumb. Just let it go. Flaming (or pretending to flame) other users (especially when it rides the original topic off the rails and crashes it into the side of a mountain) is, like, "super-lamz0rz", ya dig? Excellent. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Nov 4 '12 14:32 (UTC)
Abusing another user is a no-no in my book. You got a day ban from Frosty before for dickery, so I am going to make it a week this time. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:35, November 5, 2012 (UTC)
- if you want to contact me directly, use this: email@example.com --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:37, November 5, 2012 (UTC)
- Ban expired. Don't do that again eh? Now there's a good chap. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:05, November 14, 2012 (UTC)
- All-right then. I remember when you used to be cool! -- HIPSTER T)alk C)untributions B)an 16:35, November 16, 2012 (UTC)
- Ban expired. Don't do that again eh? Now there's a good chap. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:05, November 14, 2012 (UTC)
Yo, Mr. Hippo
Just so you know, we have a policy around here: Don't Be A Dick. So yeah, you better follow it or you'll be gettin' bitchslapped by da banhammer fairly soon. -- Кıяву Тαгк Сойтяıвs 2012-11-15T23:00
- Yes, in case you were wondering, I already was (And also, I've been permabanned before). Bit of a pedantic time to say that, isn't it? -- HIPSTER T)alk C)untributions B)an 16:35, November 16, 2012 (UTC)
- 0.o permbanned?! ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Nov 16 '12 17:17 (UTC)
- Umm... Yes. I was originally a different user. But that was years ago, and it was purely because of formatting and spacing issues (I never used the preview button). It was not anything serious (certainly not vandalism or similar) and you have to remember I was 14 back then, and now I'm 17. -- HIPSTER T)alk C)untributions B)an 18:57, November 16, 2012 (UTC)
- 0.o permbanned?! ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Nov 16 '12 17:17 (UTC)
The name of the account was: User:Another_n00b. From what I believe, the account was created in late 2009 or early 2010, I'm not too sure. I was still in high-school, and now looking at it I now realise that I was both a massive weeaboo and a complete dickhead (Seriously, I'm very embarrassed looking at it now). I remember I was accused of "abusing I.P addresses" or something, but that turned out to be a misunderstanding of some kind, I really don't remember. The only reason I was banned was because I mis-used indents and I really didn't understand wiki-formatting. When my account got permabanned because of (what I believed to be a) trivial issue, I was gutted. I eventually forgot about it and moved on. But about two years later I was looking for something to do, and I remembered this website. I changed my IP address and then signed-up for a new account.
"The New Leaf" I was thinking. And it largely was. No-one remembered the name "Another_n00b", and that was how I wanted it to be. No-one recognised me. I was free to do as I fit. But now I feel like I have to say this because I see that within just two years, this wiki's userbase has changed so much that I have to voice how it has changed. If that means me getting banned again for "ban evasion" or "sock-puppeting", then so be it. If I get banned again because of this post, I will just forget that any of this happened and forget about this website once more. -- HIPSTER T)alk C)untributions B)an 20:50, November 16, 2012 (UTC)


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A couple of weeks ago, a memorial Mass for Michael was held here in Birmingham at the Cathedral. The bishop presided and offered a very nice, even charming homily in which he first focused on the Scripture readings of the day, and then turned to Michael, whom he remembered, among other things, as one who continually encouraged him, among other things, to keep his preaching rooted in the Scriptures.
I blogged about that before, and once the archives have moved over here, I will guide you there, if you are interested.
(Update: It's this post.)
The Responsorial Psalm at the Mass was Psalm 23.
The Lord is my Shepherd. There is nothing I shall want.
As I sat there listening and attempting to join my weak, unenthusiastic voice to the others, a question came to me.
There is nothing I shall want.
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Transition from emergency assistance to long-term support that helps rural communities, entrepreneurs and youth to build a stronger, more resilient country.
The context
The January 2010 earthquake dealt a tragic blow to a country where 55 percent of the population already lived below a poverty line of $1 a day. Still struggling to rebuild, many families have no means to support themselves. Harmful environmental practices have also damaged the country's vital agricultural land, decreasing production and leading to increased food insecurity.
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- Emergency response: Reached more than 1 million people with emergency supplies, clean water, cholera prevention, psycho-social support and temporary jobs immediately after the January 2010 earthquake
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Haiti: Rural scenes of Haiti's Central Plateau
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The camps. Today, when you hear about Haiti, the camps are probably among the first images that come to mind. For many of us, they have become the central symbol of loss and suffering in this country. Unfortunately for hundreds of thousands in Port-au-Prince, the camps are also home.
Haiti: Helping teachers and kids recover in Port-au-Prince
In the car with Sandrine and Magdala, two of our talented trainers in Comfort for Kids, our program designed to teach adults ways to help address the post-earthquake psychosocial needs of children. We're on our way to the Delmas neighborhood of Port-au-Prince.
Haiti: A few scenes from Port-au-Prince
Lush, green mountains surround Port-au-Prince. The sun in the sky is bright. The city rolls down the flanks of these mountains to the ocean.
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Marie Claire Magazine: Pitching Tips & Overview from Editor-in-Chief Trish Halpin
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If there's one place a fashion brand wants to get featured, it's Marie Claire, the largest fashion magazine in the UK with a total reach of over 2 million women, online and in print. So when Marie Claire UK Editor-in-Chief Trish Halpin starts to reveal how her journalists decide what goes in each edition, a lot of PR ears prick up.
At another of PR Newswire's glamorous Meet the Media events, suitably located in the Victorian ballroom of central London's 8 Northumberland Avenue, Trish Halpin and Marie Claire Publishing Director Justine Southall made a lot of people in fashion PR very excited, with a typically polished presentation and a few tips for grabbing their attention.
Marie Claire's journalists receive thousands of beauty products a year, which may sound like a dream come true, but actually leaves them with a daily struggle to justify featuring an exciting new lipstick, say, while leaving an eyeliner in unheralded obscurity.
Trish Halpin believes it is up to PR companies to make a journalist's life a lot easier – for the benefit of all parties – and she gave the audience her dos and don'ts that can make the difference between a new product making it into the magazine or making straight it in to the 'deleted items' folder.
So, how do you attract the attention of a busy Marie Claire journalist? Here is what Trish Halpin had to say:
• Learn Your titles
Make sure you know why you are pitching to a Marie Claire journalist and not someone from Elle or Glamour. To know that, you must understand how each title is different and what is unique about each brand. Familiarise yourself with each feature and pitch your product for specific pages of the magazine.
• Anticipate questions
Know your products inside out and try to predict what a journalist might ask you, because they are going to ask you a lot of questions. Don't make them lose interest by not having the information they need.
• Think of fun ways to draw attention to your brand
The best example that got huge amounts of tweeting from the Marie Claire team was a plus sized lingerie brand that sent in a bag of breakfast baps along with some plus size bras that they wanted featured. The team just loved it and thought it was really funny that they all got a big breakfast bap. It was entertaining and they all tweeted about it. It brightened up their day and the lingerie went into the magazine.
• Include prices & telephone numbers
Please don't make any more work for the journalist. You may think they will call you to ask for all the details they need, but not having them in the first place may turn them off the whole idea. Get them everything they need from the beginning.
• Exclusive content
It should go without saying that if Marie Claire is offered the chance to feature exclusive content such as case studies, expert insight, or a celebrity feature, they don't expect to see it in another magazine in the same month. In the long run, one quality long term relationship is better than two that are short lived.
• Cold call or ask for features lists
You must make sure you know who is responsible for each section. Phoning up and saying "Can I speak to somebody who deals with homes?" is hopeless. You need the name of the person you want.
For example, if you have a tanning product, call up the beauty desk and say, "I see that you did a tanning story last June. Will you be doing one this June? What will the angle be?" Don't just say, "Give me a list of what you're doing". It's not going to happen. You need to do your research.
• Send too many emails
Don't send too many emails, because journalists will just stop looking at them. "As soon as you see it come into your inbox you just press delete, because if you get something every single day, you just haven't got the time to look at it. It's better to target one or two really good specific emails at the right people from the beginning."
• Send pictures as attachments
Don't send pictures as attachments. Have them in the body of the text, again because the journalist is not going to spend the time downloading it. If they have to download an image, a journalist might not even read your email, but if they see something in the body of an email and think "that looks really nice", then they will read it.
• Send redundant press kits
Marie Claire have got four people in the beauty department, but they don't all need a press kit each. Redundant kits are a waste of your money and it wastes a lot of packaging. Again, target the right person.
• Underestimate the power of cake!
There is nothing that gets a magazine team more excited than being sent some cake. It's a brilliant way into a magazine because journalists, like the rest of us, become very excitable when presented with free cake. They will take a photo of it, they will tweet it, they will boast about it, and they'll remember it.
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A relaxing, family-friendly atmosphere and helpful staff are ready to welcome you to Club Trinidad. Enjoy a comfortable home-away-from-home just minutes from downtown Palm Springs, the Cabazon Shopping Outlets, and downtown Palm Desert. The property includes 2 swimming pools and a hot tub. The resort's Caribbean Lounge has live entertainment and dancing seven nights a week. A full bar and snacks are available until the early morning hours. For your convenience, there are on-site laundry facilities. Barbeque grills are available upon request. Shopping, restaurants, casinos, entertainment, horseback riding, golf, tennis, playground, health club, racquetball, and grocery stores are all nearby.Check-in Time: 16:00Check-out Time: 10:00Check-in Days: SundayImportant InformationPet Information: Animals are not permitted; could result in forfeiture of the unit and/or other penalties.Multi Floor With No Elevator Access: YesContact the resort prior to confirming the vacation to request any special needs during your stay.Housekeeping fee: Housekeeping Fee for Reservations less than 7 Nights: There may be a 35 U.S. dollars for all units, per stay.


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Davis & Sons, Pontypool
25 Commercial Street, Pontypool, NP4 6JQ
Call 01495 425025 Local call rate