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Pozdravljeni rad bi samo dodal da se vidi da so stvar pisali hrvati, ker je popolnoma nenatančna in večinoma neumna, kot vas večina ve so hrvati popolnoma nesposobni in neumni po naravi, saj kljub temu da je država dosti večja in ima več prebivalcev kot slovenija niso zmožni nekega gospodarskega razvoja. V bistvu če nebi imeli turizma bi ležali v lastnem dreku ker se ne znajo umivat. Doben od vaših sosednjih držav vas ne mara, za mejo se prepirate z vsemi in mogli bi vas napast te ko so vas srbi ter vas pregnat v albanijo ker tam tudi spadate!
Bečki konjušari
Šta je bre Slovenci šta se kurčite pa sve tačno piše jebo vas mutave.
spektakularan članak, nema šta, pozdravi iz Hrvatske :)
some of the comments posted bellow just show how insecure slovenians can be..in all honesty that is the trait that kept us going for soooooooo long..nobody knows us yet we're still there..and when everybody will hold a grudge against everybody else and they decide to kill each other...yet again we will be forgotten...but still here :)... it pays to be small sometimes... —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Runaway (talk • contribs)
you are bunch of fucked up non-educated idiots! - a slovenian —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 220.127.116.11 (talk • contribs)
- think the article rocks. i mean if you send some scientist to examine the actual country there you won't get much different results. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 22.214.171.124 (talk • contribs)
I didn't know we have such morons in Slovenia! How old are you actually? 12? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 18.104.22.168 (talk • contribs)
Austrians and Croatians actually wanted to build a bridge over Slovenia
y'know ,the Austrians and Croatians actually wanted to build a bridge over Slovenia. But the plan was abandonded due to insufficient space for a support pillar to be built. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 126.96.36.199 (talk • contribs)
- Well Austrians actually wanted to build wall not bridge between Croatia and Austria just to make you stay out of civilized world. And they found nice place on south of Slovenia is perfect to build that wall ;) Building will start in next half a year or so. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 184.108.40.206 (talk • contribs)
Slovenia is so small that keyboard with upper and lower case letters won't fit in it. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 22.214.171.124 (talk • contribs)
- BY PROUD SLOVENIAN (krpan se wam poserje na ameriko) AMERIKA SUX! (SORRY FOR MISTAKES - ENGLISH IS SO FUCKIN FUNNY LANGUAGE, SO I CAN'T WRITE ONE WORD WITHOUT LAUGHING. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 188.8.131.52 (talk • contribs)
- I'm very sorry, but you are an asshole!! :D have a nice time and die PLEASE! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 18.104.22.168 (talk • contribs)
I'm a slovene and I found this article very funny. ^^ —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 126.96.36.199 (talk • contribs)
very funny and its all truth! i kupajte se u lavoru nedamo vam more. hehehe —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 188.8.131.52 (talk • contribs)
In še enkrat znova je ena LIPA NJIHOVA Hrvatica dokazala, da so vedno bili in vedno tudi bodo le BALKAN... —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Ti-na (talk • contribs)
BALKAN ... fuck and burn BALKAN ... BURN balkan fo freedom Europe ... —The preceding unsigned comment was added by SLOVENC (talk • contribs)
- I tought Croats can take a joke but this........ And they call themselves liberal, and a part of the EU yeah right. Anyway just look at how many comments are there, and it'll show you how many slovenians are there really......:) —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 220.127.116.11 (talk • contribs)
^^ hrvati so cefurji. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 18.104.22.168 (talk • contribs)
What is this uncyclopedia or retardopedia or whatever you call this page anyway? Slovenia is maby small but we took the germans home in ww2 by ourselves, we did't create any ustaška republic to support the 3. reich. p.s. hrvatica, vaše morje, v našem zalivu? V 1000 in več let Piranskemu zalivu? hahaha Hope you enjoy this retardopedia. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 220.127.116.11 (talk • contribs)
Ko vas jebe čefurjo hrvaški... Alpen Boy —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 126.96.36.199 (talk • contribs)
Retards writing, and retards reacting... Of course Slovenia is small, we did not buy F-16 jet fighters because the airspace over Slovenia is too narrow for them to turn... We have hills so steep, the sheep use a handbrake and the shepherd dogs bark with their asses cause they use the the mouth to hold on... chiiiillll ;) —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 188.8.131.52 (talk • contribs)
haha dobra fora:) —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 18.104.22.168 (talk • contribs)
crknite hrvati —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 18.104.22.168 (talk • contribs)
100 hrvata - 200 tata! (100 Croatians - 200 thieves!) —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 184.108.40.206 (talk • contribs)
- "Retards writing, and retards reacting... ". Speak for yourself, moron. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 220.127.116.11 (talk • contribs)
I will advise everyone to avoid this site because it is actually possible to find articles like this one. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 184.108.40.206 (talk • contribs)
somebody please add "Everyone else" as vice president :D - A dude who comes from the country we're talking about —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 184.108.40.206 (talk • contribs)
- Slovenia has a navy that consists of one sailboat named after a novel that actually describes adventures in croatian sea. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 188.8.131.52 (talk • contribs)
Currency needs to be updated, we now have €uros exchangeable for more alcohol. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 220.127.116.11 (talk • contribs)
Croatians were in fact Slovenian elite guards named also Crouwards or in local language Horvarts (Hervardi) which were in constant alert defending Slovenian territory in early Middle Ages, primary on its borders until regular army was gathered and deployed on the battlefield. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 184.108.40.206 (talk • contribs)
Religious and racial pluralism in Slovenia
Maan, we Slovenes love rasta nation. We are not yet secularised country, so we believe not only in absinthe fairies but in Jah as well, we worship nature and reggae music. The only problem between Slovenes and Croatians is that we are able to speak Croatian, but Croatians are not able to speak not even understand Slovene. Croatians must work in Slovenia, because we are only 2 millions and we need more working forces - so every second Slovene s actually Croatian or Serbian an we are all daughters and sons of Turks that were raping our gradgrandgrand...mothers about 500 years ago.
Slovene is probably a dialect, most similar to Slovakian (thats actually true) language and much different from other Balkan nations. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 126.96.36.199 (talk • contribs)
- Actually, the similarity beetwen Slovenian and Slovakian language is minimal so don't even start... I'm gonna write in 3 different languages now, so all of you people can uderstand what I'm trying to say:
- Firstly: Making fun of Slovenia is ok, but try not to be rude and unintelligent, as we can see from the article... Maybe you should come to Slovenia and see how it is actually here... Anyways, I think that this article was made by a lowlife ustaša, from zabačena hrvatska... so just think...
- Secondly: Cekajte malo ljudi, ako svi vi hrvati pokusate da nas prcate preko neta i ne znam kako serete Slovencima po glavi, sta mislite kad cete vi ustvari uci u EU... Svi ste nesto pametni oko Piranskog zaliva... zao mi je ljudi al cela Istra je istorijsko Slovenacka, tako da nemojte da nam serete zbog zemlje koju ste nepravedno prisvojili, samo pogledajte koliko Slovenaca ustvari zivi u npr. Puli... Oko alpskih srba i to... nemojte da smo vas drkali pa da udjete u EU tek za recimo 100 godina, odmah posle Albanije... Svi mozete Slovencima da popusite, jer dok je Slovenija u EU, vi mozete to samo da sanjate picke jedne. Probajte da budete bar malo prijateljski do bar nekog naroda oko sebe, a ne da ste ko neki jebeni renegade-i, koje kao boli kurac, al sve bi napravili za ulaza u EU... Lep pozdrav iz Evropske Slovenije....
- Thirdly: Ma dajte no, saj vseeno ne moremo mi Slovenci tolerirat tako blatenje lastne drzave na neki interenet strani, vsi vi ki to podpirate oz. se vam zdi izjemno smesno in zabavno, dajte malo pomisliti da so se nekateri podatki, ki bi vsaj lahko drzali pa ne... Recimo, glavno mesto dragi moji je vseeno Ljubljana in je z 300.0000 prebivalci tudi najvecje mesto, medtem ko bo Maribor moral se veliko zgancev pojesti za tako rast kot se Ljubljani obeta... Drugace pa dajte vsaj malo razmisliti o temu, kaj dejansko govorijo a nasi prelepi alpski dezelici in se vsaj malo uprite temu, ne pa da se tolerantno obnasate se do tistih hrvatov, ki nimajo drugega dela kot da se prerekajo s Slovenijo okrog vsega kar jim pade pod roko... Razmislite, dragi moji sodrzavljani... aja, pa velik pozdrav tipu ki je napisal tak lep komentar z velikimi crkami cisto na zacetku, mislim da ima popolnoma prav, ceprav je malo pretiraval z vsemi temi zmerljivkami in kletvicami... Pozdrav PONOSNI SLOVENCI!!!
- My preach is over... Greetings form Slovenia... ;)) —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 126.96.36.199 (talk • contribs)
Not very proud of Slovenia
I'm from slovenia and am not very proud of our country.. but only recently when our goverment became fully democratic, things are getting better. But most of all I hate slovenians who were influenced by the communistic media so much that they still think that communist yugoslavia was the best country and that Tito was a national hero, whereas they hate the USA with an excuse that "the president is an idiot" or they blame the war in iraq. And everybody thinks Che Guevara and other communists were the greatest men on the world. Well my friends, you have a lot to learn, especially from the USA, because if it weren't for them you would all still be shoveling cow shit. There is a lot more going on in the USA, "behind the curtains" than you might imagine. The USA is a machine, that works hard to bring democracy all around the world, every year they give millions of dollars to countries such as Cuba, and they try hard to convert it to a democratic country. An american president once said: "the democracy is a bad type of goverment, but it is the best we know so far", so all who still think a communistic goverment can actually work, well maybe if you would have seen all the faces of tens of millions of people killed by communistic goverments, you would change your mind. And from the economic standpoint, capitalism WORKS, because people struggle hard to have a better job, life, salary and only if people work, a country can be succesfull. But if everyone expects to live and get money just by doing that, well no wonder communistic goverments have and have had people starving. People MUST WORK! It is the Darwin's "Natural Selection", if you can work, then work! If you are incapacitated, the country must take care of you. People look at bums (homeless people) on the street and say "look what capitalism does", but I say to them "look what alcohol and drugs do", and i seriously doubt there are many people who worked hard but still ended on the street as bums. Democracy brings freedom, capitalism brings wealth, and with wealth comes health(medicine) and technology, now what else could you want in your life?
And try not to hate your neighbours(by that meaning your real neighbours as well as your country's neighours), for that is the only way to a better society.
PS: Oh and when I look at the article I laugh, and am not hurt in any way. All of you who got angry, it only means you are voulnurable to jokes like these, meaning you do not have a stable personality. Nothing good has ever come out of anger. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 18.104.22.168 (talk • contribs)
- I'm not proud to be Slovenian, either. Come on over, kill us all!!!! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 18.104.22.168 (talk • contribs)
If you're not proud, get out of Slovenija. We don't want people like you are here!!! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 22.214.171.124 (talk • contribs)
This is priceless!
I'm slovenian and i'm not offended not even a little bit about this site. I couldn't care less what some uneducated person with an IQ smaller than my shoe size thinks of my country. The same goes for the people who get their opinions about stuff on places like this instead of reading something written by acknowledged intelectuals or even better, come here and see for their selves. We are small and yes, you are right, there's only roughly 2 million of us and that's including all the refugees and people seeking better life from croatia and other ex-yugoslavia countries (not a lot of slovenians in their countries, and i wonder how is that possible, if all of these countries seem to be beter/richer/smarter/... and I wonder the same about these foreigners who came to live here and refuse to go back where they came from).
If you want to know how succsesfull this country is just check the real facts about it (like GDP per capita) and compare it first to other former yugoslavia countries and than to the rest of the world.
Jaz pa pojdem in zasejem dobro voljo pri ljudeh... —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 184.108.40.206 (talk • contribs)
- Yes, yes, i know you are very proud, but actually when anyone examines your national history it can be clearly seen that slovenia was actually built by Austrian RTL for the purposes of making "Big Brother" show, but the production was cancelled because there was no room to put cameras in. That's why it looks like an Austrian farmer's garden. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 184.108.40.206 (talk • contribs)
FUCK YOU! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 18.104.22.168 (talk • contribs)
- Velja za posameznika oz. skupino osebkov, ki žalijo Slovenijo in Slovence - - imaš oz. imate IQ < sobne temperature - Nima smisla zapravljat časa in zgubljat besed... Vsi naključni, al pa ne, obiskovalci te spletne strani, pa ste vabljeni v Slovenijo... "še en PONOSNI SLOVENEC" —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 126.96.36.199 (talk • contribs)
- Na kaj pa si tako ponosen? Na "vaše" oz. "tvoje". Te tvoji te bodo izdali, zaklali in nasadili na kol ob prvi priložnosti. Edini turizem, ki si ga v Sloveniji lahko omislimo, so kolektivni samomori. Slovenija sucks and does not exist at all if you haven't noticed by now already! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 18.104.22.168 (talk • contribs)
Not really funny. It seems to mainly contain some ethnic frustrations by their neighbours. Serbs? Croats? Who knows, cannot tell the difference. Why is not possible to add something? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Ime (talk • contribs)
yeah, not really funny. i think some croat should buy some LIFE 1.0b. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 188.8.131.52 (talk • contribs)
Missing content
I don't know how to edit this stuff, so I recomend someone to add the facts:
Slovenians are lovely openminded modern european people, who love animals, nature, good cuisine and other human beings, except: - Gypsies - Croats - Italians - Bosnians - Serbs - Catholics - Muslims in general - Americans - Mexican and Italian cuisine - Gays, lesbians and strait people that have sex occasionaly - Eskimos, although no slovenian had ever seen one personaly - Jokes at our account - Other slovenians :) —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 22.214.171.124 (talk • contribs)
- you fucken idiot! i'll burn your family! i know your adress, your name and familyname - and remember, i'm watchin you! najbl ponosn slovenc...(ena idea...gremo jim heknt not u srvar ;)) —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 18.104.22.168 (talk • contribs)
Hey, I come from Slovenia and I'm proud that I am a Slovenian and I think that this article is funny :D... I like it! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 188.8.131.52 (talk • contribs)
- ej kurba so eni fukjeni majkice... te pa nas slabe delajo... glej kaki so hrvati XD —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Animatis-sama (talk • contribs)
- Haha! Še en mejhn jzn dolejnski slovenceljn (Eng: see pure authentic Slovenian talking.) —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 22.214.171.124 (talk • contribs)
That's not entirely true,.. i like catholics and americans but you got everything else right. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 18.104.22.168 (talk • contribs)
Why is the page locked?
Unlock it & remove the flag, it belongs on the vilage dump! And sign your comments by -- ~~~~, so that you can get a personal into your shithole. Anybody that Talks about Slovenia should sign his shit by -- ~~~~. He will get personalized bullshit reply. -- JPevec 15:17, 2 December 2006 (UTC)
- Yeah why? Coz plenty of important redneck details are left out! Unlock it and leave the flag. Fuck Slovenia and all Slovenians! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 188.8.131.52 (talk • contribs)
jebem vam mater, pizde izdajalske! kdo je to napisu! neki je hec neki pa žalitev. kdor koli je to napisu naj crkne, da bog da, jebem mu cel svet in še dve vasi povrh. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 18.104.22.168 (talk • contribs)
dodaj se "go back to Slovenia!!" by ali g —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Tamala (talk • contribs)
Not very funy.... Acutally not funny at all. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 22.214.171.124 (talk • contribs)
Don`t fuck čefurjov ... move all out from SLOVENIA!!! *P*R*O*U*D* *T*O* *B*E* **S**L**O**V**E**N**I**A**N** —The preceding unsigned comment was added by SLOVENC (talk • contribs)
- If you are gay ... i can`t help you ... if you "fuck" all Slovenians i can help you ... i can burn your Slovenian national status (if you have them) and throw you south of river Kolpa ... or give you into tomb ... However ... We will Stand and Fight ... for clean Slovenia !!! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by SLOVENC (talk • contribs)
The truth! Finally
Thank you for helping us finding our true identity!!!! This fact sheet should deffinitely be awarded! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 188.8.131.52 (talk • contribs)
- ahaha capital city: forest LOL that cracked me up, PLS make more jokes about my country :D —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 22.214.171.124 (talk • contribs)
Renaming the article to Ljubljana
Could someone rename this article to Ljubljana? Because everything,... well, almost everything in this article is true for Ljubljana.
by: Styrian —The preceding unsigned comment was added by RollsRoyce (talk • contribs)
Vidi inu se čudi, zijalo...
Even though Im aware,that this was written by either:
a) A minor (because I know that mature people with jobs have a lot better things to do,than to shit on a nation with no national pride and too high tolerance) b) A complete retard
...I`m still going to take 5 minutes of my free time and write this:
- Thanks for putting a svastika in our emblem you fucking retard!
- If we were a Nazi nation, we wouldn`t be a nation of gay people and hippies (as the writer of this article claims for us to be), we wouldn`t have issues with Gypsy`s,and YOU (I bet my ass on It you are not Slovenian) wouldn`t dare to post this article
- Drugs are used all over the world, we do not excel at that..ganja is not a REAL drug in my opinion though
- The song of Prešern is NOT A DRUNK song but a TOAST !!! It sings about peace and friendship between the nations from all over the world.
- The school system indeed excels at it`s own stupidity ,but it does not make us:
- a) more retarded...just teaches us that with a combination of treachery and money you can achieve ANYTHING
- b) filled with more hatred...this is what we lack,since we let a moron like YOU walk upon our beloved land (not to mention it failed to teach YOU about our Anthem:Zdravljica) 6.Our tourism sucks simply,because we do not put enough effort in it (check Bled anyway ...and no,It`s not full of crap on which you can accidently step on) 7. 20,273 km² is more than enough for a nation with a population of 2 million people to live on.
Mock us all you can for us being small,but if you check our history ,you will see we were always getting FUCKED BY BIGGER NATIONS (Austria ,Italy , Hungary ,England - WW1 ,check secret London contract ,the Turks 500 years ago, sometimes even from our "dearest" southern neighbours ).We never attacked other nations for land or money...and yet WE ARE STILL HERE !!! It`s a real miracle for a nation ,that suffered so much bullshit from other,bigger nations TO BE STILL STANDING ! We are not paranoid,but we do wish to keep what`s left of our land (and sea). —The preceding unsigned comment was added by PURanoslav (talk • contribs)
- Pa res, v vsak stavek Ljubljana paše:) —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Ti-na (talk • contribs)
Although most people are fucking retarded in this discussion...
...this needs some revision. Now that the Euro has replaced the Tolar, someone needs to reflect on that and fix the entry.
Very hilarious, by the way. Love the flag.
EDIT: Some of these people are taking this WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY to seriously and need to, um, crkniti kot stekli psi ker nimajo smisla za humor, nikakršnega. OH NOES WE'RE BEING MADE FUN OF oh what will we do?!
Faggots (which proves the homosexuality bit in this piece :P ) —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Tecman (talk • contribs)
There is no slovenia
The mistake people usually make is that slovenia is a actual country! The fact of the matter is that slovenia is actually spelled Slavonija which is a region of Croatia (ili Rvacka) and it's being used for disposing off of nuclear waste, drunk homosexuals and hypies! That explains why no one can find it on a map. We won't even talk about their male thingies. P.S: They think that they have a shoreline but it actually belongs to a Gypsy village located on the shore. P.P.S: You MUST keep an eye on territorial waters because only after a minute you might find yourself in another country. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 184.108.40.206 (talk • contribs)
- you idiot. Our nation is here for 1700 years, we were always getting fucked by bigger nations, kot pravi moj rojak... but you know what... after the fucking english die, and the u.s.a is destroied by the muslims and the mđahedins, after the croats and serbs kill them selfes... WE WILL STIL BEE HERE!!!!!!! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 22.214.171.124 (talk • contribs)
"WE WILL STIL BEE HERE!!!!!!!" Where HERE???? Slovenia is Croatian golf court!!! The only problem is that it has only 4 holes!!! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 126.96.36.199 (talk • contribs)
The truth is that there is no Slovenia and no Croatia, we heard of Serbia in history, but the other are just inventions, it's enough to see these frantic comments about whether they exist or not..
IT IS SO EASY TO FIND OUT WHO WROTE THIS SHIT. WE ALL KNOW THAT IT WAS A CROATIAN WHO HAS NO PERSONAL LIFE AND IS SAD BECOUSE HE LIVES IN A COUNTRY WHICH CONSISTS OF NOTHING ELSE BUT GAY, PATHETIC, SHALOW AND PADANTIC BRAIN AMPUTADED COCK SUCKERS. HE IS PROBABLY SAD BECOUSE HE LIVES IN A COUNTRY WHICH IS IN THE EVOLUTEONARY PHASE OF THE STONE AGE ONLY MUUUUCH GAYER. SCIENTISTS TRIED TO RATE THEIR GAYNES ON A SCALE BUT THEY COULDNT DO IT. INFACT THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN DO THIS IS CHUCK NORRIS, WHO COUNTED TO INFINITY , TWICE.THE CROATIANS HAVE NO ECONOMY WHATSOEVER. INFACT THEY JUST WHAIT FOR THE SUMMER, WHEN MANY FOURENGERS FROM MORE EVOLVED COUNTRIES,LIKE SLOVENIA,COME TO THEIR LITLE CONUNTRY TO SPEND THEIR MONEY. THIS MONEY FROM THE TOURISTS, BARELLY KEEPS THEIR ECONOMY ALIVE TILL NEXT SUMMER, THEN THE CICLE REPETES ITSELF. TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA HOW GAY CROATIA REALY IS, HERE IS AN EXAPLE: THEY INVENTED PINK!!!!! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Vok (talk • contribs)
I am also from Slovenia and I find this article very amusing and funny. I would just like to point out that is to short.
For all ye who wrote anything to this discussion and swore over author of that aticle. Why even bother?
I belive such behaviour as you showed only confirms what it is writen in the article. Bunch of stupid peasants and that is really sad. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 184.108.40.206 (talk • contribs)
- Oh c'mon people, whoever gets offended by this article should really get a sense of humour! I'm slovenian and I was laughing out loud at reading it. It's a joke, there's no need to take it personally, get over it! Kok ste eni (pre)resni :) —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Blue 8 (talk • contribs)
Funny ...
you stupid idiots. americans... you think everithink is yours and you can put your stinky nose to everithing. clearly, you have never been to slovenia, but of course, we are happy for that (je že tko preveč čefurjov!!!). it is an honor to be a slovenian, so you can not understand that. if you would see our little homeland you would eat yourself (pička ti čefurska, prst u rit pa globok dihi!!!). slovenia destroyed more than half of bloody germans in ww2, but of course the americans do not want to admit that (niso mel za kozarec gorčice)... we do not need army, because our technology is so advanced that noone would really consider attacking us. we have Pilatus bombers, with laser guns, we have an army boat in navy, that can drink the sea... and, by the way... our Kekec is not gay, you only think that, because half of the people around you is gay. yes, that includes you (hrvaško morje v slovenskem piranskem zalivu, se strinjam).
\ / \/ /\ / \ / \ ______/______\_______ / \ / \ / \ slovenija slovencem, drugi ven!!!
slovenec —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 188.8.131.52 (talk • contribs)
Hey. I just wanted to say...
Whoever erote this srticle, obviously has too much time and is a frustrated dick with no education. Why and how the fuck do you dare to insult people you do not know at all (as it seems)? Just that you all know: Slovenia is small and because of that it is more friendly and conected than any other bigger state. Not everything is about being size and especially not about politics and ARMY. You must be uninteligent and NOT very intelektual to make these sorts of predictions about such a weet and harmless country. Some idiot was saying some bullshit about our language. A mixture? Yeeeah, you sure are an expert. As if you could learn SLoVenian ...
I never was a patriot and I probably never will be one. But I don't like stupid people who insult others for no reason and make up lies about them and their nation. You suck, you know that? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 184.108.40.206 (talk • contribs)
Article is uber funny
Especially the flag and the "typical drunk homo Slovenian" and the pic of the ombudsman Hanžek... HAhahahhaha I wish he saw that —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 188.8.131.52 (talk • contribs)
Should be pointed out
That it's shaped liek a chicken! --126.96.36.199 12:48, 22 June 2007 (UTC) _______ Agreed.
Well I'm a Slovenian, and I find this very amusing (And I also am proud to be Slovenian). This is probably my favorite line: President: Bald hippie guy on drugs lool. Some things are actually true...but most of them, as we all know, aren't . Looks like that this article was written by someone that really hates Slovenia/Slovenians. I'll never understand why people argue about nationalities so much. Especially Slovenians, Croatians, Serbians and Bosnians. Though I have nothing against any of these countries.
As well educated person I can say that I have enough brain to see that this is a joke...and even laugh at it, though it gets a bit harsh at some points.
Take care. :D —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Lubenica (talk • contribs)
Amusingly funny but sadly True!
Michael Moore would have a blast reading this article on Slovenia! Unfortunately you Slovenians have a hard time making fun of yourselves. As an American living here for 10 years, I have to say that much of what I read in the article is true.
Now I feel for African Americans - dam it sucks to live in a racist country. And let's not even start on the topic of alcohol. God forbid someone buys you a drink and you order a non-alcoholic drink. There's definately got to be something wrong with you. I think the age limit should be raised to 90!
What's with the drivers here? All the men run out to the bars in clogs (meaning they had to sneak out quickly from the house before their wives find out, hang out with other men (not women) every night for years and years (subconciously gay?), complain about their wives and jobs, but act like losers (copate) in front of their wives and bosses. So they have to be macho on the roads. I am just so cool tail-gating, passing on the right and incessently talking on my mobile phone (driving 40 km) an hour, causing a major traffic jam. And girls and women - why the hell do you let your guys have affairs blatantly in public - advertising it in the village? And you put up with their macho bullshit - someone of you even live together in the same house with your husband's mistress.
Let's toast the national sports of this country: envy, I have a more expensive car than my neighbor, having affairs, overindulging in drink, telling stupid sex jokes, complaining and too chicken shit to do something about it.
Have you ever walked into a waiting room or stood in line at a bank? Everyone just gives you a blank stare. No one talks and if you say something to them - oh my! They look at you as if you've just run in with blood all over you and a chainsaw. Slovenians love to stare. One of the best ways to counter a stare is to make a big production. Wave like an idiot and yell "Živijo, Živijo". Always works.
The Slovenian motto: Why do it the easy way, when you can make life difficult. All bike paths (cyclists always drive in the street anyway - and then usually 2 or 3 or 4 astride so there's no way you can pass) should be turned into tractor paths. How many tractors do you have to pass, just driving 1 km?
Guys, please let your hair grow. We women love hair. What's with the military look? And girls, please get your own identity and look. It's like a nation of she-clones. I could go on and on. In the States, you guys would get your asses lynched for the comments you say about other ex-Yugoslavian people. First of all your government invited them to come up north to work because you guys were too dam lazy to do the shit work. There would be garbage everywhere and you'd still have dirt roads.
Only in Slovenia is the paperwork for registering your child for kindergarten longer than a passport application. And why the hell do you have to run to the bookstore to BUY an official form?
Well I could think of dozens of things to add to this - but I'm sure there are lots of you who will delight in supplementing this list.
Take care, Someone who after 10 years of living in Slovenia is no longer sure if they're human. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 18.104.22.168 (talk • contribs)
- After reading this I can perfectly understand why nobody wanted to fuck you all these 10 years. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 22.214.171.124 (talk • contribs)
Hey Mothaf***! I'm gona kick ur ass so your shity little brains will fall out!!! I had had it here becaus i can take alot but now i cant take it anymore. Slovenians atleast have some decensy while 1/4 of the americans are retarded and half of 'em have more than 200kg! U are one retarded mama who probobly has 400 kilos and 2 much time and right now your licking some dinosaurs huge pussy!!! Ur life stinks and u than write things like that so u feel better, while on my opinion u just get more retarded!!! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 188.8.131.52 (talk • contribs)
- We are not racists!!!!!!! We support other races from the beginning, while americans have been racists for years. Americans r most idiotic people i've ever seen. those bithces even don't know where slovenia is:D:p and they talk about it. Talk about yourself mf. European union ruls!!!! USA sucks>P And if you read the upper text you would see who is the real racist. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 22.214.171.124 (talk • contribs)
no sence of humor!!!
i mean really - even a child can see it's a joke and not such a bad one. but just to make another point, see this page if you want some reall facts http://propertastic.com/index.php?page=ov&lang=en&ccc=Slovenia&gclid=CMe2lOaogY8CFRwUZwodoRlBug. best to all, zelva —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Zelvaspela (talk • contribs)
it's funny but sadly so not true
I get the joke. But the sad thing is, that you're making a fun out of sth that isn't true! I have a good sense of humour and I like joking on my (our) account, but only if the things, I am joking out of, are true (which in this case aren't).
And by the way, I quite liked some parts of this text, but the thing, that bothered me the most, was the paragraph about slovenian children. This was a serious inslut for me. We are not retarded - not at all! I'll tell only this: I'm 15 years old and I speak five foreign languages (english, french, german, spanish and portugese) and I think that I speak them more or less fluently. I have also straight A in math, slovene, english, geography, history, latin, biology, chemistry, physics, psychology, sociology, german, french... I've also played the piano for 6 years now . So don't talk about retiredness of slovene children.
Yes, we are quite small (20 231 sq km), but we at least find our country on a map. Do you know, how big is Italy? Well, more than 50% of italians doesn't find their own country on a map of Europe. So don't talk about our retardness. Pissed-off-slovenian 15:43, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
- This is just supposed to be a parody of the page....not a real article...-Razorflame (contributions) Talk 15:52, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
Even a parody must have a point. So, what's the point of calling our children retarded. What are you making fun of here? Which fact do you base this joke on? Why should we laugh? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 188.8.131.52 (talk • contribs)
Mostly Croatian 'Humor'
Indeed, there are really many funny things one can say about Slovenia and Slovenians, but there is very little of that here. More or less, just the usual croatian mantra that can be read on various forums over and over and over and over ..... and over again. Please, someone write something funny! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 220.127.116.11 (talk • contribs)
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Chill out
I'm a Slovenian too and i find it funny, some facts aren't true, but it's still funny, Slovenian people should just chill the fuck out, you're too proud of your country. Morte se mau pomirt, ta člank je sam en vic, nč resnga :) Mau se mormo pošalt na naš račun, a ns je to slučajn ubil? nope. Pa k da se mi nismo delal norca z Američanov in Bosancev, sam bog ne dej da bi kdo Slovenca zajebavu, kr smo tok ponosni in superzakon
== Same should be added, as local (croatian) curse when comming throught Slovenija. The name is also signifies how italians read Slovenija, althought it has primary negative context (zlo) signifies evil, and enija land of.... So, Zlovenija = land of cattivas personas :) (Ceha 11:34, 3 June 2008 (UTC)).
Why can't some Slovenians write in high Slovenian?
I read forums on Pop TV and various Slovenian websites. Why do many Slovenians write like 5-year olds (really poor language skills), i.e. jaz sm ga vidu. Like don't you guys know how to write your own language? What's sad is that alot of these people aren't white trash - but actual college students and they say Americans are illiterate - ha ha!
Ever heard of slang? It's not poor grammar, some Slovenians just write the way they talk. Our colloquial language is almost like an other language, apart from the one you could see in books or hear on the news ect. Not like txt talk tht lyk sux, jk idk or Lolcat speech, mai mishun iz to maek dis klear. Mmmmkay. :)
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Someone should totally add a list of slovenian "swear words". They're hilarious.


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"If you lose a few games everybody panics – obviously nobody in here does, but outside some of the fans might have been thinking about last April," Peter Bourjos said. "I don't think we're anything close to that."
Last season the Angels lost 14 of their first 20 while getting little offensive production from their stars, most notably Pujols. So it was certainly a relief for anyone in Angels red to see Pujols hit two homers and the Angels bang out 12 hits in an 8-4 victory over the Texas Rangers on Saturday afternoon.
"We hadn't swung the bats terrible, but we just weren't clicking on all cylinders and today we did," said Bourjos, who hit one of the Angels' four homers. "Everyone hit, top to bottom, and I think that's how it's going to be the majority of the year."
Pujols, who didn't hit homer No. 2 in 2012 until the Angels 38th game, matched that total by the sixth inning of the fifth game. His first-inning two-run homer was a 417-foot laser to straightaway center. In the sixth, he blasted one 397 feet to left.
He has 477 homers in his career, which moved him into 28th place on the all-time list, past Willie Stargell and Stan Musial.
Bourjos and Mark Trumbo, who didn't even hit a homer in spring training, each hit their first homers of the season. Trumbo's two-run opposite field homer into a stiff wind in the first put the Angels up 4-0.
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In this month's issue, you'll find WholeFoods' 34th Annual Retailer Survey. There's lots of good news to report. Smaller stores, those under 2,600 square feet, which have struggled the last few years, showed signs of strength, reporting higher sales, profits and larger basket sizes. Overall, two main trends emerged from the survey.
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in response to mac the mac1. This comment applies to malicious software ("malware") that's installed unwittingly by the victim of a network attack. It does not apply to software, such as keystroke loggers, that may be installed deliberately by an intruder who has hands-on access to the victim's computer. That threat is in a different category, and there's no easy way to defend against it. If you have reason to suspect that you're the target of such an attack, you need expert help.OS X now implements three layers of built-in protection specifically against malware, not counting runtime protections such as execute disable, sandboxing, system library randomization, and address space layout randomization that may also guard against other kinds of exploits.
2. All versions of OS X since 10.6.7 have been able to detect known Mac malware in downloaded files, and to block insecure web plugins. This feature is transparent to the user, but internally Apple calls it "XProtect." The malware recognition database is automatically checked for updates once a day; however, you shouldn't rely on it, because the attackers are always at least a day ahead of the defenders.The following caveats apply to XProtect:
Gatekeeper doesn't depend on a database of known malware. It has, however, the same limitations as XProtect, and in addition the following:
- It can be bypassed by some third-party networking software, such as BitTorrent clients and Java applets.
- It only applies to software downloaded from the network. Software installed from a CD or other media is not checked.
4. Starting with OS X 10.8.3, a third layer of protection has been added: a "Malware Removal Tool" (MRT). MRT runs automatically in the background when you update the OS. It checks for, and removes, malware that may have evaded the other protections via a Java exploit (see below.) MRT also runs when you install or update the Apple-supplied Java runtime (but not the Oracle runtime.) Like XProtect, MRT is presumably effective against known attacks, but maybe not against unknown attacks. It notifies you if it finds malware, but otherwise there's no user interface to MRT.5. Beyond XProtect, Gatekeeper, and MRT, there's no evidence of any benefit from other automated protection against malware. The first and best line of defense is always your own intelligence. With the possible exception of Java exploits, all known malware circulating on the Internet that affects a fully-updated installation of OS X 10.6 or later takes the form of so-called "trojan horses," which can only have an effect if the victim is duped into running them. The threat therefore amounts to a battle of wits between you and the malware attacker. If you're smarter than he thinks you are, you'll win.That means, in practice, that you never use software that comes from an untrustworthy source. How do you know whether a source is trustworthy?
- It can easily be disabled or overridden by the user.
- A malware attacker could get control of a code-signing certificate under false pretenses, or could find some other way to evade Apple's controls.
- Any website that prompts you to install a "codec," "plug-in," "player," "extractor," or "certificate" that comes from that same site, or an unknown one, is untrustworthy.
- A web operator who tells you that you have a "virus," or that anything else is wrong with your computer, or that you have won a prize in a contest you never entered, is trying to commit a crime with you as the victim. (Some reputable websites did legitimately warn visitors who were infected with the "DNSChanger" malware. That exception to this rule no longer applies.)
- Pirated copies or "cracks" of commercial software, no matter where they come from, are unsafe.
- Software of any kind downloaded from a BitTorrent or from a Usenet binary newsgroup is unsafe.
- Software with a corporate brand, such as Adobe Flash Player, must be downloaded directly from the developer's website. If it comes from any other source, it's unsafe.
Follow the above guidelines, and you'll be as safe from malware as you can practically be. The rest of this comment concerns what you should not do to protect yourself from malware.
7. Never install any commercial "anti-virus" or "Internet security" products for the Mac, as they all do more harm than good, if they do any good at all. If you need to be able to detect Windows malware in your files, use the free softwareClamXav — nothing else.Why shouldn't you use commercial "anti-virus" products?
8. ClamXav doesn't have these drawbacks. That doesn't mean it's entirely safe. It may report email messages that have "phishing" links in the body, or Windows malware in attachments, as infected files, and offer to delete or move them. Doing so will corrupt the Mail database. The messages should be deleted from within the Mail application.ClamXav is not needed, and should not be relied upon, for protection against OS X malware. It's useful only for detecting Windows malware. Windows malware can't harm you directly (unless, of course, you use Windows.) Just don't pass it on to anyone else.A Windows malware attachment in email is usually easy to recognize. The file name will often be targeted at people who aren't very bright; for example:♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!!!!!H0TBABEZ4U!!!!!!!.AVI♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.exeClamXav may be able to tell you which particular virus or trojan it is, but do you care? In practice, there's seldom a reason to use ClamXav unless a network administrator requires you to run an anti-virus application.9. The greatest harm done by security software, in my opinion, is in its effect on human behavior. It does little or nothing to protect people from emerging threats, but if they get a false sense of security from it, they may feel free to do things that expose them to higher risk. Nothing can lessen the need for safe computing practices.10. It seems to be a common belief that the built-in Application Firewall acts as a barrier to infection, or prevents malware from functioning. It does neither. It blocks inbound connections to certain network services you're running, such as file sharing. It's disabled by default and you should leave it that way if you're behind a router on a private home or office network. Activate it only when you're on an untrusted network, for instance a public Wi-Fi hotspot, where you don't want to provide services. Disable any services you don't use in the Sharing preference pane. All are disabled by default.
- Their design is predicated on the nonexistent threat that malware may be injected at any time, anywhere in the file system. Malware is downloaded from the network; it doesn't materialize from nowhere.
- In order to meet that nonexistent threat, the software modifies or duplicates low-level functions of the operating system, which is a waste of resources and a common cause of instability, bugs, and poor performance.
- By modifying the operating system, the software itself may create weaknesses that could be exploited by malware attackers.
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This week is Writers' Week in my home town of Adelaide, part of the annual Adelaide Festival of Arts. It's a week I always take off work so I can make the most of the opportunity it offers – surrounding myself with people who love reading and writing, and hearing straight from the authors' mouths what makes them tick, where their ideas come from and how they turn those ideas into the books on offer in the book tent.
It's autumn in Australia and this week the weather is fine and ranging from 24-34 degrees Celsius (75-93 Fahrenheit), which can be a little warm on the hotter days but there is plenty of shade to be had. And people are making the most of it – I've not been to other writers' festivals but we do seem to be bursting at the seams here at times. Most of the authors offer book signings after their sessions and if you try to get into the book tent between sittings you're fighting a hundred other people to find what you're looking for. And you know what? It's fantastic. While I was lining up to meet Elizabeth Gilbert yesterday I found myself in conversation with a bookseller from Queensland who had come down for the week to see what all the fuss was about; the family days on the weekend were packed out with kids dying to hear Mem Fox or Andy Griffiths read their works aloud (and can I say there is very little more satisfying than seeing a hundred eight year olds with piles of well-thumbed books, hoping to meet the author); Hannah Kent was still signing copies of Burial Rites a good 45 minutes after her session ended; and Alexander McCall Smith was seen wandering around enjoying the atmosphere before his first session today. Yes, we have an embarrassment of riches here this week, and the best part is it's all free. So everyone can come and enjoy a session under the trees, listening to some of the best authors the world has to offer.
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Entrepreneur and Author Peter A. Thiel spoke at a luncheon sponsored by the Independent Institute on January 27, 2015. He shared insights from his new book Zero to One on how to create true innovations in the world of atomsnot just digits and bitsand how to foster a peaceful, prosperous and freer future marked by globalization in a world of limited resources.
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#1 New York Times bestselling books, Dr. Paul is a leading advocate for individual liberty, privacy, limited constitutional government, low taxes
and spending, free markets, restrained foreign policy, and sound money.
Experts: Ron PaulType: Independent Institute EventIssues: Civil Liberties/ Human Rights, Constitutional Law, Culture/ Society, Diplomacy and Foreign Aid, Economic History and Development (U.S.), Economic Policy, Government Power, Government Waste/Pork, Political Ideology and Philosophy, Politics, Regulation and Deregulation
P.J. O'Rourke Talkin Bout His Generation
Recorded: Thursday, February 13, 2014
P.J. O'Rourke, a Member of the Board of Advisors for the Independent Institute, is Americas leading political humorist and the best-selling author of over twenty books. He spoke at an event held on February 13, 2014 at the Independent institute in Oakland, CA.
Experts: P. J. ORourkeType: Independent Institute EventIssues: Culture/ Society, Entertainment, Politics
Is U.S. Justice Broken?
Recorded: Thursday, December 9, 2010
Part 1 |
Part 2
From fingerprinting to criminal sentencing, from lawyer licensing to judicial selection, and from eminent domain to wealth transfers via class-action lawsuits, how do perverse incentives impact the law and what reforms would create a more just and efficient legal system?
Experts: David D. Friedman, Alex Kozinski, Edward J. López, David J. TherouxType: Independent Institute EventIssues: Criminal Justice/ Prisons
Economic Religion vs. Environmental Religion in America
Recorded: Thursday, October 7, 2010
Economics and environmentalism are types of modern religions. So says Robert H. Nelson in his analysis of the roots of economics and environmentalism and their mutually antagonistic relations in the twentieth and twenty-first centuries. The present debate raging over global warming exemplifies the clash of these two public theologies.
Experts: Steven F. Hayward, Robert H. Nelson, Max L. StackhouseType: Independent Institute EventIssues: Property Rights, Religion
The Supreme Court and the Battle for Second Amendment Rights
Recorded: Thursday, July 22, 2010
In June 2008 the U.S. Supreme Court handed down a landmark ruling on the Second Amendment individual right to keep and bear arms with its Heller v. District of Columbia decision. Two years later, in June 2010, a second historic decision squeezed through the highest court in the land.
Experts: Stephen P. Halbrook, Donald E. J. Kilmer Jr.Type: Independent Institute EventIssues: Bureaucracy and Government, Civil Liberties/ Human Rights, Constitutional Law, Criminal Justice/ Prisons, Culture/ Society, Gun Control, History (U.S), Law Enforcement, Litigation, Political Ideology and Philosophy, Race Issues
The Supreme Court and the Battle for Second Amendment Rights
Recorded: Tuesday, June 8, 2010
In 2008 the U.S. Supreme Court handed down its landmark ruling on the Second Amendments individual right to keep and bear arms in Heller v. District of Columbia. Now the question remains whether this right must be recognized by the States and their political subdivisions.
Experts: Stephen P. Halbrook, Nelson LundType: Independent Institute EventIssues: Civil Liberties/ Human Rights, Constitutional Law, Culture/ Society, Gun Control, History (U.S)
Can the U.S. Withdraw from Afghanistan and Iraq?
Recorded: Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Civil strife in Iraq continues and instability may only increase after the January elections. U.S. withdrawal has become an acceptable strategy in Washington, but will it be tenable if violence escalates and Iraq unravels again?
Experts: Ivan Eland, Peter Galbraith, Charles V. PeñaType: Independent Institute EventIssues: Defense and Foreign Policy, Democracy, Diplomacy and Foreign Aid, Freedom, History (International), Politics, Terrorism and National Crises


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