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Mr. T
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"You can pity some of the fools all of the time, and all of the fools some of the time, but only Mr. T can pity all of the fools all of the time."
"I used to like him until I realized that the word terrorist starts with a T."
Sponsored by the Samuel L. Jackson Centre for Bad Motherfuckers, Mr. T. (the "T" stands for "Teyeeighyee", pronounced as "tee" and the "Mr." is presumably either some form of anti-fool title or possibly an abbreviation for his mysterious first name that some suppose is simply "Mister") is one of the most diverse entertainers in all of the universe, and the most deadly, he can kill flowers by just staring at them. He could kill every member of your family just by looking at them. It is believed by today's most revered scientists that when god said "By the power of Greyskull, let there be light" he was speaking to Mr. T, who took off a necklace and threw it into the sky to create the sun. And after close examination of ancient texts it has been shown that due to mankind's ignorance, the original words of God were misquoted due to translations errors. The actual text of God's plea for light was as follow "Oh great and powerful Mr. T, please grant upon me the honor to serve you by allowing me to create a world in which you will let there be light." Mr. T then proceeds to leave Earth until recent times in order to fight the works of Super Mohammed McBuddha, and kill all Martians in the universe. He has starred in many major motion pictures, hosted his own talk show, starred in multiple sitcoms, guest starred on dozens of sitcoms, hosted the longest running cooking show in the history of the food network, appeared in many plays both on and off Broadway, hosted his own children's show, was the first man to actually go fuck himself (fortunately, it was on the kids show), performed stand up comedy around the world, built the pyramids, wrote most of the Satanic Bible, has written several introspective poetry tomes and epics that are commonly attributed to other authors, and even authored the New York Times crossword puzzles for nearly a decade.
He is a hero in every sense of the word except the sandwich one. He is commonly referred to as "The Patron Saint of Badass Motherfuckers." Despite his immense popularity, when his people needed him he answered the call and fought bravely alongside his fellow countrymen,and kicked some serious ass. And as the new millennium dawns, rumor has it that he has his sights set on politics.
He has had many names, such as Mr. T (duh), Mistah Tee, T or Tee, Jewelry-Man and Bling-Bling Betty (although calling him this is not advised, as he usually pities those who do).
In the United States, being pitied by Mr. T is considered a natural cause of death in 24 states. The same is true in Japan's Osaka and Kyoto prefectures.
The Miracle Birth of Mr. T
Mr. Twas born as Alfred Blaine Christokos, however his parents, Kika Miass and Oprah Winfrey decided that was a messed up name and changed it. From then on he was known as Andy Dwardmond, Mr. D. He was born from the ashes of the ultimate pie (Cheese) in the days after the birth of Chuck Norris, in Chicago, Illinois. It is widely believed that a satanic cult lead by Kyle Humble. was responsible for his creation but it was actually from Koko the gorilla. His birth was heralded by miraculous signs heralding joyous times, including the appearance of a new star in the sky, rain falling upon the Sahara desert for the first time in a century, and the spontaneous combustion of 3,100 mimes. He was created for one purpose, and that is: to defeat Chuck Norris because he was super gay. He succeded. At the end of the battle, Mr.D roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris, 16 letters forward in the alphabet. So in the end Mr. T defeated Chuck Norris.
Astonishingly, Mr. T was born with his pubic hair, in the same hairstyle that has been feared for millions of years. He is currently a member of YMCA. He has two brothers, George Lucas, and Lebron James.
UpbringingHowever, Mr. T was a troublesome of rich, buttery wolverine milk. At the age of 3 he could outperform most Olympic athletics. even while wearing 400kg of gold chains. Mr. T also had a brother known as Mr. P. He liked to "Titty the Fool!!!".
Mr. T also has a son, which leads to the explanation of his trip to Russia. "No more 'Merica womans wanted ta DO me, y'know??" In response he fled to Russia, coincidentally during the Russian Revolution. Hiding back behind a building, he saw crowds of homosexuals sprinting for their lives down the rotten streets of the USSR. Upon his present sexual obsession, he grabbed a 12-year-old communist girl fleeing the homosexuals, and claimed that "she raped me!"
The young couple fled to Paris for the nearest hospital. Nine months later Cain was literally shot out of the girl. She committed suicide at the knowledge that Cain had a gun in his hand when he was born, similar to the one Mr. T had when making love. Mr. T then renamed Cain Cain Aaron III, winning a bet that spoke against his doing of this. Cain abandoned Russia to join a Chinese Communist party, his only relevance of being related to his mother.
Shortly after discarding his child as he would an empty carton of milk, Mr. T went through a brief period of renaissance, where he enthusiastically embraced a myriad of cultural learning and activities. During this time he frequently engaged in surfing, pottery, painting, and talking pretentiously. He gained fluent use of thirteen languages and wrote a book on religious philosophy, which was the first text ever to illustrate to broader society the extent of the evil ducks empire that had permeated throughout the world.
After a week of this life had passed, Mr. T happened to stumble upon a wounded van by the side of the road. Moved out of pity, Mr T stopped to repair the medium-sized transport vehicle. He lovingly replaced its tires, and even polished it, despite the blazing heat. Sunburned, and layered in sweat, Mr T stood back in awe of the van he had made new. It gleamed with an intangible power, and it stood before him in a stance befitting a warrior of god-given might. Tired by his hours of work, Mr. T drove the vehicle back home. Its engine roared and its wheels tore eagerly at the ground. Finally Mr T had met his one and only equal, aside from Chuck Norris of course, who would forever remain his nemesis. He threw away his artwork, burned his writings, and shaved his hair with a shard of glass, save for a strip of hair, which he left as a mark of the time he veered off the path of empowerment, of the time he became a fool. From that day he has been living a life of retribution, some call it an immortal crusade, bringing the divine hand of pity unto the fools of the world. Over the years he has gained many allies in his quest.
It is also a known fact that Mr. T doesn't get on "no plain", yes you read it correctly, "plain". Ever since he was a child he would run through fields until one day he tripped over a root vegetable, believed to be a potato. After this scarring experience, Mr T will never go anywhere near farms or the countryside.
After becoming a children's T.V presenter and having an extreme urge to sing through every single episode, he gave up wearing gold, but thankfully, only for a while. He also started talking normally. For example instead of saying "I ain't gettin' on no plain!" he now says in proper English vocalisation: "I refuse to obey, as I have a very well justified phobia of large, open, grassy plains"
Mr. T also happens to despise the K.K.K, and once attempted to burn them with his radiant skin (because of Philip Pullman's 'special' cream. All he did was manage to remove their robes, and realised that Chris Rock AND Samuel L. Jackson (the Hindu one) were members of the H.S.E.F (Ham Sandwich Eaters Forum).
The Rise of Bizarro T
But, some time later, a youth center was destroyed and Mr. T was the prime suspect. T was then confronted by an alternate and disfigured version of himself, Bizarro T! Bizarro T wore a pair of glasses with a plastic nose, he had an afro and a clock around his neck. He spoke in what Mr. T could only described as "Jibba Jabba" eg. "I commensurate the imbecile that underestimates my might!" an epic battle then began! the two charged at each other, causing an atomic explosion, luckily, they were fighing in in New Jersey.
The battle raged on through the night, when eventually, the real T emerged tripumpahnt. He then proceeded to throw Bizarro T helluva far (he ended up crashing into the Eifel Tower). Bizarro's only reaction to this was: "Zounds! That Mr. T can propel large objects incomparably long distances!" in a cliffhanger twist, it was revealed that Megatron had infact, hired Bizarro T for the job!
Mr. T's Underwater House
Much debate surrounds Mr.T and the rumor of his either past or present underwater home. Some leading scientists say its not possible to live underwater, but these scientists have been some of the same that have said that Mr. T Doesn't exist. Several surf bums, homosexuals, over-weight sales representives as well as Joaquin Phoenix have claimed that they have witnessed Mr. T slipping into a wet suit then putting his gold chains on over it as he boards a dolphin-powered chariot to carry him to his sub-sea habitat. Wolf Blitzer reported in august of 2005 that Dr. Charlie Mazel, one of the leading scientists that was researching the tittanic began an expedishun in search of Mr. T's home. But in early 2006 Wolf reported the sad news that he been devoured by an underwater bear. This spawned rumors that Mr. T has his home guarded by geneticly altered animals such as lions, bears, wolves and otters and teletubbies. The wax museum over what fans have believed Mr. T's home to look like is located in Erwin, Tennessee and gets an average of 70000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 tourists a year. Their Old tales and fables that are told on holloween eve about Mr. T's Underwater home (also know as the T's water pad). These are tales of Mr.T's wars with the Crab King of the Crabton Empire. It is said that he was able to eat over 20,0000000000045 crab warriors in one 3 hour period. These wars have come to be know as the Crab Wars. He was also able to rope the king and ride him onto Pearl Beach in south L.A. This act was seen by thousands and a statue of the event is being erected out of candy.
Mr.T and "The Fool"
The days in which Mr. T lived as a struggling playwright saw the rise of extreme animosity between himself and the much more popular William "Bad Azz Mofo" Shakespeare. Mr. T was still searching for the one big idea which embodied his pure badassness, while Shakespeare held raving parties, danced with naked women on Mr. T's front lawn and ordered pizzas in T's name while NOT leaving a tip. Mr. T could not seem to overcome the evil powers of Shakespeare, until the ill-fated play "King Lear" was published under Shakepseares name. So awful was the character of 'The Fool' in the play that Mr. T laughed for an enitre year, a laugh that ruptured the Earth's crust forming what would later be known as the tectonic plates, and excalimed "I pity the Fool" a remark that caused Shakespeare's head to implode due to the shear quantity of badass pitying it endured. The phrase instantly rocketed Mr. T to the role he holds today; Supreme High Overlord of the Moon.
Early Stabs at Fame
Besides continuing his standup career, with the help of his agent,a man known only as 'Sweet Sugar Johnson', Mr. T. began to expand his entertainment resume. He recorded a demo tape one night and somehow it got in the hands of some powerful record executives in Nashville, and later that year the album Merle Haggard and Mr. T Sing the Songs of Hank Williams Sr. went gold and rose to number 14 on the charts.
This early success opened many other doors, and T. was approached by execs at the newly formed Food Network to do a cooking show and by the end of the year, 30 Minute Gagh was a number 1 prime time hit (and holds the record for longest running cooking show). Eager to use his growing celebrity for educational purposes he quickly went to work writing, directing, performing and producing The First Rite of Assention (with Klingon subtitles), The Second Rite of Assention (with Klingon subtitles) and The Third Rite of Assention (with Klingon subtitles). It was during this time that T. released his first exercise video, I Pity Those Abs to rave reviews and his long running game show Stump the Fool first went on the air.
He also became an established television actor, initially on the less than well received reality show Baby Police Chief (which many critics point to as his true coming out party) and later to much greater accolades in B. A. Baracus, Attorney at Law.
Mr. T the Mega Star
Now that he was an established A-list celebrity, the sky was the limit for Mr. T. He began hosting his emmy award winning late night talk show Late-Nite Jibba-Jabba and began making many influential and famous friends. He was given the lead role in the drama series Suburban Bodybuilder and also in the documentary comedy Two Guys, Mr. T, and a Pizza Place.
Food Network rewarded T. with a second show on their network, I Pity the Fool Who Don't Like Bloodwine and a second exercise video, Mr. T's All-Star Gold Chain Workout solidified his claim as intergalactic celebrity.
Throughout his career he had appeared in minor roles in motion pictures, but by and large that industry remained as the one medium that Mr. T. had yet to conquer. However, his courageous portrayal of Mo Hawk in the film The Man With the Golden Chain and as the suspiciously curious Clubber Lang in Clubber Lang in...The Assassin, he once again proved to the universe that no area of celebrity was outside his grasp.
Assassination Attempt
On August 11th 1983, at the height of The A-Team's success, David Hasselhoff and Gary Coleman attempted to assassinate Mr. T. They were fed up with Mr. T's show being more popular than their's. They decided to strike while Mr. T was eating his Cheeto's. Too bad they didn't know Cheetos gave Mr. T (and all black people) super human strength. When Hasselhoff threw Coleman through Mr. T's trailer door, Mr. T caught him, and preceded to bite Coleman's penis off. (An event which would cause Coleman to attack forty-year-old women who would dare ask him for his autograph.) David fired off a few rounds at Mr. T, but only managed to hit Mr. T's bag of Cheeto's. Infuriated, Mr. T called Hasselhoff a "fool", and took a shit right in his mouth. (This is rumored to be the cause of Hasselhoff's shitty singing career.)
Mr. T is helluva tough, so he has a wide variety of attacks and signature moves. A list is as follows.
- Pity: Mr. T's most commonly used move. Often used in conjunction with his catchphrase "I pity the foo'!". His pity has been known to on its own be responsible for many of his actions, as he can use his pity to do just about anything he wants. He can pity someone to kill them, he can pity someone to cure them of disease, he even was once seen pitying a shopping trolley which caused it to suddenly drive off down the store and do his groceries.
- Throwing: As seen in his documented adventures on the entirely factual database Mr. T vs everything, a throw from Mr. T is approximately the equivalent of a roundhouse kick delivered by Chuck Norris. Mr. T can throw people helluva far, and often in slow motion.
- Gold Chains: Mr. T's gold chains are more then just a fashion accessory; they are an extension of Mr. T himself. His gold chains are amongst, if not the, strongest material in the universe. They have many mysterious miraculous and almost paranormal properties which are unknown to most mortal men, and are part of what is responsible for his superhuman strength as they weigh more than one thousand suns.
- Mohawk: There are many theories as to why Mr. T has his Mohawk. Some think the eighties never left for Mr. T, where as others think that Mr. T's hair is so scared of him that it all gathered at the top of his head and stood up right in an attempt to get away from him. Of course, if Mr. T just simply likes that hair style, nobody will ever say otherwise if they value their life.
- 1982 GMC Custom Van: His van is helluva fast foo! He aint getting on no plane!
- T-Fu: Less commonly known is his personal Martial Art, T-Fu, simply because he very rarely has to use it, since simply pitying foo's and throwing people helluva far is usually more than sufficient. No mere mortal living has EVER claimed mastery of T-Fu, and if they tried to, Mr.T would undoubtely pity the foo' so hard as to kill them and remove any evidence they ever existed.
The Question of Popularity: Why Mr. T?
According to studies at Cambridge University, Mr. T is generally considered, among modern philosophers, God. The whole point of Mr. T is, in the words of Jacques Derrida: "He's great, just because he's Mr. T. If Mr. T came in here right now and made a moving, grunted speech about how we all had to help him save the local library from some bad property developers who wanted to knock it down and build a bad casino, we'd ALL DO IT. Why? BECAUSE HE'S MR. T, DAMMIT!" At this point Derrida famously got out his miniature replica of the van shown in The A-Team, and began driving it across his desk, while making engine noises.
And by the way, you should deffo read the wikipedia on T too. He's just as funny as anything on this page in real life.
Mr. T's Acting Career
In the turbulent 1980's, Mr. T's job was to beat up people and yell. Also, for a brief period of time, Mr. T was a camel riding Jewish monkey soldier (see illustration on right). But that didn't last long, so Mr. T decided to go into acting. He played the following famous roles:
- Star Trek : The Wrath of Rick Moranis ..... Mr. Spock, Worf, a banjo, and various other characters
- Romeo and Juliet ..... Hamlet
- Blade Trilogy ..... Blade
- Boogie Nights ..... Dirk Diggler
- All seven Rocky movies ..... Apollo Creed
- Terminator 2: Judgment Day..... Mr. T-1000
- King Kong ..... Apollo Creed
- Godzilla ..... Mr. T
- Taxi Driver ..... D.C. Cab
- The Pokemon Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back ..... a cactus
- Star Wars ..... Luke Skywalker
- Office Space ..... Milton Waddams
- The Gay Team ..... B.A. Maracas
- Critically acclaimed documentary T For Vendetta: Himself
- X-Men ..... Professor Xavier
- The Good, the Bad and the Ugly ..... One of those three guys from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
- Apollo 13 ..... Tom Hanks (uncredited)
- The Green Mile ..... John Coffee
- Shrek 1 & 2 & the Third ..... Shrek
- The A-Team ..... B.A. Baracus
- Boys in the Gecko ..... Johnny wilkinson
- Final Fantasy 7 ..... Barret Wallace
- Hannibal ..... Hannibal
- GTA: San Adreas ..... That bloke out of GTA San Andreas
- Gorillas in the Mist ..... A Gorilla
- GTA: Vice City ..... That bloke out of GTA Vice City (He had to wear a little makeup)
- That bloke off the telly (You know who)
- The Davinci Code ..... Detective 3
- The AAA-Team ..... G.M. Baracus
- American Pie ..... The Girl Next Door (It was a special lense)
- Pong: The Movie ..... Pong
- Mercenary For Hire ..... John Steele
- Bouncer ..... "Tiny" Barstow
- Boob Patrol II ..... Sgt. Gabe "Hands" Roper
- Shotgun Fury ..... Logan Ironwood
- Schindler's List ..... Itzhak Stern
- Boob Patrol ..... Sgt. Gabe "Hands" Roper
- Sucka Fool ..... Crazy Guy in Parking Lot
- Tough Streets ..... Street Tough #2
- Wedding Crashers..... that butler guy
- Predator..... The predator
- Top Secret!..... Chocolate Mousse
- "Chicken Run..... That one chicken
- Mr.T Vs. Unicron Vs. Chuck Norris..... As Himself and that one dinobot fool
- Mr. T and Tina ..... Mr. T
- Juan in Vietman..... Mr Happy smiles
- ET..... the T
- Les Misérables..... Inspector Javert
- Man of La Mancha..... the Windmill
- 8 Mile..... Jimmy Smith, Jr.
- Juan's early days..... Mr.T worked along side juan in this crime/romance/comedy/pornography chick flick
- Snakes On A Plane (also known as motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane)..... Anaconda (Cameo apperance)
- Star Wars III Revenge of the fool..... Mr.T
- Harper Valley PTA..... Tonto's homey C
Other appearances
- He was featured in an Alvin and the chipmunks episode in which Mr. T. helped them recover a watch from some neighborhood bullies in the episode: "The C-Team".
- In 1992 Mr. T was to be the main character in the arcade game, Mortal Kombat. However he was later taken out after it was realised that none of the other character's attacks could hurt him. There was also the problem that he kept having sex with the 3 ninja girls, at the same time. This confused the programmers, as they had not written any sort of code for that yet. More over, the Mr. T character seemed to move independent of the controller. Mr. T later explained this to them, with "You can't control T."
- Mr. T starred in the highly successful 'Final Fantasy 7', in which he used his powerful throw to defeat the effeminately evil Sepiroth in a blaze of deadly lens flare effects.
Musical career
Mr. T in 1984 released a rap album titled Mr. T's Bold textTen Commandments much in the same tone as his 1984 educational video which instructs children to stay in school and to drink as much milk as humanly possible.
Track listing:
- "Mr. T's Commandment" (5:01)
- "Don't Talk To Strangers" (5:12)
- "The Toughest Man in the World" (3:55)
- "(He Was Made For Love)" (3:22)
- "The One and Only Mr. T" (4:47)
- "No Dope No Drugs" (4:20)
- "Milk (SAVE SOME FOR ME!)" (1:32)
- "You Got To Go Through It" (4:28)
- "Stay Away From My Bins" (43:18)
- "I ain't get on no plane" (69:27)
- "I pity the fool" (9999:9999)
If you point out that there are 11 tracks, Mr. T will administer a severe pitying. The eleventh track being the track "Mother" the video to which was leaked on many popular websites.
Mr. T in popular culture
Worship of Mr. T is known as Teeism and followers are known as Teeists. The central belief of Teeists is that Mr. T is wise, righteous and all powerful, while they are only ignorant wretches. Only by acknowledging this ignorance- admitting that they are, in fact, lowly mortal fools- will the all-powerful Mr. T be moved to grant them his pity. The central proof of Teeism is:
Premise 1: God is infinite forgiveness Premise 2: In order to forgive us, He must first pity us Premise 3: Human folly is universal: we are all fools Premise 4: Mr. T pities all fools Therefore: Mr. T is God. We are all pitied.
Mr. T on Uncyclopedia
|Mr. T asserts his God-given authority in his quest to keep Uncyclopedia foo' and crap free.
Mr. T has taken a personal interest in editing Uncyclopedia, and you'll see his hand in keeping Uncyclopedia running every time you see the "rewrite" tag, which he places personally. Mr. T has his own unique, "hands-on" style of editing. If an article isn't improved within a week, he'll hop in his van, track down the writers, and pummel them to within an inch of their life. He will then rip off a piece of the offender's gold-plated jewelry and add it to his own. If the offender doesn't have a piece of gold-plated jewelry then it is unknown, as no-one (not even Mr. T, but of course Mr. T transcends death, simply pitying it.) has survived to tell the tale.
The Apocryphal Legend of Mr. T, the Friendly Alien!
In the year 1977 a meteor crashed down to earth and killed all the dinosaurs. And out of that meteor came Mr. T. Mr. T pity'd us foo's and decided to stay to educate us on the way of his people.
Mr. T the Friendly Alien is known to drive a black van. He claims he can drive faster than anything else in it. He can travel through space and time and relative dimensions in his van. Unlike that other Friendly Alien Doctor Who, Mr. T does not take any crap and has been known to fight back. In fact, if you were ever foolish enough to get into a fight with Mr. T, there would only be two hits: Mr. T hitting you, and you hitting the surface of the Sun. It is interesting to note that no matter what time, direction, place, or universe he would hit you in, you would always hit the sun. It has also been theorized that the Laws of Physics obey Mr. T, rather than the other way around. T's other main achievement was setting up the Most annoying creature ever award soicety. T's used to eat chicken at wall mart witch used to give him rashes from eating the skin on the chicken and would make T, go agro and go on crazy bush walks to find chuck norris's shower buddy eddie
Mr. T Breakfast Cereal
Starting in Los Angelas, California in the year 1979, during the depression, a startling new product would take brekfast community by storm! In such troubling times Mr. T and his colleague Guteburg discovered they could find sustenance by eating small nuggets of berries Mr. T had horded away while in Africa. The idea for Mr. T's Breakfast Cereal was born.
In 1982, hard times were a-coming, and Mr. T's primary markets in America, western Europe, Egypt, the Congo, the Mediterranean, the Yucatan Peninsula, Yggdrasil, Ancient Chiner, Jesuztown, Lemuria, and Belgium, grew bored of such a gimmick. The solution was to be found in the sequel to the cereal-- Baracca O's.
The production of both ceased on January 8th, 1987, due to a freak smelting accident, which killed many fools, whom Mr. T all pitied.
Fools Pitied by Mr. T
- see main article List of Pitied Fools
Some historians have taken up on Mr. T unofficial biographer Rupert "Howling Mad" Murdoch's suggestion about possible origins of Mr. T's sense of the pitiability of fools. It is known, as Murdoch points out, that early on Mr. T lived amid the outbreak of undead zombies. Using his trademark fighting styles, which include grunts, fisticuffs and the launching of adversaries over his head, he defeated the zombies before the outbreak could be spread. Amid the melee, some of the survivors he was defending saw in the zombies their relatives and friends, and Mr. T began to pity both the zombies he was decimating and the survivors he was protecting. It is not known if 'fool' connotes either the incontinent and mute zombies or the foolishness of those survivors.
Mr. T vs. Chuck Norris
Mr.T once had a cancer. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Mr.T no longer has cancer. Do the math. It is obvious that Mr. T has made Chuck Norris cry. Well, it turns out that this is, in fact, factual, however this phenomenon was not by force (as they are longtime Kappa Kappa Kappa fraternity brothers). Instead, it was spurred by one of T's extremely moving interpretive dances. This one in particular involved peacock feathers, bringing the dance's levels of both beauty and emo-ness to a level of infintesimality, which is the only level of emotion that is capable of releasing Chuck's tears from his diamond-plated ducts. Some of this miracle man-juice of anti-malignance splashed into Mr. T's then exposed bellybutton, instantly and completely curing the cancer within him.
Embarrassed with the proceedings, a new and strange feeling for the great Norris, Chuck started hyperventilating and flailing all three of his arms about in a circular motion. After nearly 48 hours of this uncharacteristic behavior, he inadvertently stumbled on a nearby house, leading one of Chuck's flailing fists to land inside Mr. T's Pringles can-sized pee-hole. What occurred next has since, and will forever, appear in the first 2-3 chapters of every history textbook in Universe 2; Mr. T pitied Chuck Norris. Holy mackerel.
Mr. T once pitied a fool so bad that the fool cried until he had no more tears left. This fool was Chuck Norris. For the 100,007,456,445,654,654 Omnichromnian years (T's summer vacation planet) following the initiation of this tear drought, Chuck had an unquenched thirst for tears, which is obvious, man. WTF? Subsequently, he made nightly soups from the tears of small children, gophers, and Terminator, which he consumed with lots of black pepper for taste. Chuck finally received his much sought-after chance for revenge in 1869 when Mr. T hungraliciously went to a McDonald's that Norris just so happened to be a third-shift manager at. Being a big fan, Ronald McDonald greeted Mr. T at the door with a hug and a baseball ass-slap. What occurred next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human, but not Omnichromnian, history. Chuck Norris, now overwhelmingly upset over dually being de-runged from his previously held record for beating up Pennywise the Dancing Clown and being pitied to the point of tearlessness, finally challenged Mr. T to a duel.
They traveled to the only safe place in the universe, the beginning of time. If they were to fight each other anywhere else, everyone in Asia would die. They bowed to each other and Chuck launched in with his famous roundhouse kick. Unprecedented, Mr. T blocked the kick, and the resulting pressure wave is commonly called the Big Bang. Mr. T then punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr. T in the chest. The result was the 80's (and we ALL lost on that one). Then, in the flurry of the battle, Mr. T's gold chains touched Chuck Norris' hatchet wound. This created Heaven. Finally, after fighting for 14 millennia, Chuck Norris went Super Saiyan and used Kamehameha. This created Hell. The attack missed Mr. T, but it was so awesome that they forgot all about their fight and resolved their issues with one another. Chuck Norris and Mr. T. have remained friends since. Kinda like the USA and Japan.
Mr. T vs. England
In the year 2005, Mr. T took a trip to London. Once there, he was apalled that one of the local customs was "Tea Time". Citing improper use of his name and his favourite beverage, malk, Mr. T pitied everything from Big Ben to Parliament until the economy crashed, at which point he legally bought the rights to saying "It's T Time." To say that quote now would incur royalties. And nobody wants to be in debt to Mr. T.
Mr. T vs. Mobile Phone Company
Currently Mr. T is taking legal action against mobile phone giant .T..Mobile.. for breaking copyright law. His popular range of child pacifiers having been in production for years now.
Mr. T vs. Bobobo-bo-bobo-bo
This happened directly after Bobobo said "That's because, you ain't in Kansas anymore, foo'!" Mr. T heard this from his local youth centre and immeadieatly came running to see who had used his trademark of pitying foo's!
Bobobo saw this as a chance to live his lifelong dreamof becoming more powerful than Mr. T. The battle raged on for several days of Nosehairs and Pitying, but eventually, Bobobo fought him to a draw. Bobobo is one of the few people to have done this, and is often contreversially dubbed Mr. T's equal.
Other fools
- Mr. T vs everything
- Mr. T vs. My balls
- Mr. T vs. Pokemon
- Mr. T vs. the Cybermen
- Mr. T. vs. "British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith
- Mr. T vs. the World
Rumors about Mr. T being involved with Ürk-people
It is actually a fact that Mr. T pitties fools on an organisation called the Ürk-people. This great organiszation, led by the famous Jossy has always seen Mr. T as a valuezable teammember. When Pingu and Stalin were having beef, Mr. T was almost becomming the leader of Ürk-people. However, Jossy stayed in power.
Mr. T rumoured to be involved in Tupac Shakur's death
When Mr. T's Chee-Tohs were missing, former US presidents Clinton and Bruce Campbell pointed out to Mr. T that they suspected it was Tupac Shakur who had eaten them. Mr. T chased Tupac Shakur in his van, confronted him at a traffic light and after Shakur pointedly denied having eaten the said Chee-Tohs, Mr. T noticed that Tupac's fingers were orange (from Chee-Toh dust). Shakur then mentioned in passing that 'we all gotta be soldiers in this game of life 'n death'. This infuriated Mr. T and as a result, Mr. T whipped out his 12 Guage Manual NYPD-Commission Shotgun and stabbed Tupac Shakur to death and then escaped in his van by pushing it - his desire to save the environment is commendable.
However, police deny that they consider Mr. T a suspect and it's highly unlikely that even if they do, they wont bother to capture him. Unconfirmed reports suggest that Mr. T is infact an NYPD hitman and is in the pay-roll of Notorious B.I.G. who is an NYPD sympathiser. More reports from the accounting sector of Wall-Mart suggest that Tupac Shakur was in fact a volunteer for the Black People's Volunteer Fire Fighters Brigade of New York (BPCFFBNY) a subsidary of the NYFD. Hence as a result, the entire chirade has been called by the New York mayor Borat, 'A turf war within New York between Police forces and Fire Brigade forces'. So far, the only FBI agent (the FBI were summoned because NYPD forces were deemed biased) who tried to apprehend Mr. T, namely inspector Roderick Ryan Aaron Meshuggah Decker Malone, was unable to catch up with Mr. T's van. When questioned about this, mayor Sarah Mod Rocked Star said: "Well punk, you just made my day, what did you expect, no one can catch Mr. T in his van because his van is fast". At that time, Mr. T stuck his head around the corner and shouted: "Not just fast you fool, it's HELLUVA fast!".
On top of this, Mr. T is known to be more inclined to toss and/or pity fools, not blast them with his NYPD commissioned shotgun. The police have also fingered Master Chief, and Courtney Love. However, as far as suspects are concerned, Gordon Freeman, Santa Claus, and Lindsay Lohan are currently under investigation. Initial autopsies have indicated that kittens were not involved.
The Children of Mr. T
Mr. T is rumoured to have fathered 1008456 children, with 55 1/2 different women (one was a midget named Oprah). Most of whom grew up looking like him. When they were children, they were routinely forced to listen to Mr. T's rap album, instead of a night time story. Mr. T does get upset when they come home with bad grades on their report cards. "I pity da fu who comes home with an F, instead of a T.". If you ask about their mothers, the children will all just look into the air while repeating the lyrics to Mr. T's number one hit "Treat your mother right".Intergolactial Terrorist Tiger Woods is one of Mr. T's children
Mr. T is Revealed To Be Genetic Scientist
Recently, the genius of Mr. T was lauded once more as former child actors Gary Coleman and Emmanuel Lewis who played Webster were found to be clones created from the genetic material of Mr. T. When asked for comment, Mr. Coleman replied "Whatchoo Talkin' 'Bout Willis?"
- He Wrestles for the WWE
- He pities 'da foo', whoever that may be.
- He is a member of the IRA
- In 2002, he opened a hair salon called "I Pretty da Foo!"
- M. Night Shamalynonianlimaman (spelling?) is his brother.
- Mr. T version 2.0 will be released sometime next eternity
- It is well known that he has captured four Grues
- He has a power level over nine-thoussaaaaaannd!"
- He is a devout believer in The Space Pope. Though pities his banjo playing skillz.
- He pities fools ALL the time, and doesn't even care!
- His weapons include: bling, milk, the A-Team Van, and a razor sharp beard hair of Chuck Norris.
- Built Center Park during the 1960s.
What people are saying about Mr. T
"I pity this fool."
"Reports of me pitying fools have been greatly exaggerated."
"I pity them fools."
"I have here in my hand a list of two hundred and five fools that were known to the Secretary of State as being fools and who nevertheless are still working and shaping the policy of the State Department."
"I pity da fool that drinks milk without 7-up!"
"He's my mutha fuckin fatha!!"
"Shut the hell up ya cute little bitch!"
"Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and I pity the foo'."
"I have so believed that this fool is indeed worthy of my sympathy."
"I'm WAY better than him!"
"I pity the foo' who don't pity the foo'!"
"He stole my van and my theme tune."
"I like, totally hate Mr T. He's like eeeeew."
"It was amazing! He just ripped her head clean off with his gold chain!"
"I pity the foo' who gets into his plane"
"On Behalf of all of us we would like to thank him for having Pity"
"Enough of this jibba-jabba"
"He owes me 10 dollars but he would stomp my face in if I brought it up. "
"In Soviet Russia, the fool pities YOU!!"
"You going' down, bitch!"
"We have tried to clone him, but two Mr. T's would cause great unbalance"
"He broke my Keyblade, the motha' fucka'! I hope someone pities him..."
"I have tried to send Mr. T to hell, but he just beat the crap out of Satan. I will let him live for 500 more years, when I can deal with it more personally"
"Believe in yourself, drink your school, stay in drugs, and don't do milk!"
Further reading
- Me and T by George Peppard
- The Pitied Fool by Dwight Schultz
- Jibba jabba by Dr. Mr. T
- For The Last Time I'm Not Mr. T by Ving Rhames
- The Day Mr. T Punched My Face In by George Lopez
See also
External Links
- Making up Quotes for Mr. T
- The world's brightest minds come together to decide if Mr. T is gay
- You Are Mighty, a trailer for the upcoming film
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The invisible wound: a new approach to healing childhood sexual abuse
Bantam Books, 1993 - Family & Relationships - 261 pages
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The president of the
County branch of the NAACP plans to hand over the reins to a successor over the next year or so.
Guy Djoken, who has been president of the local branch of the NAACP for the past eight years, said he plans to continue his work with Frederick-based UNESCO Center for Peace and as chairman of the U.S. national commission for UNESCO Clubs, Centres and Associations. These positions have taken him throughout the world, where he establishes partnerships with sister schools and universities, as well as seeking to establish business relationships with foreigners and Maryland companies.
"I'll still be active on the world stage," he said.
Djoken said he plans to nominate new NAACP member Dwight Palmer as vice president at an NAACP meeting later this week. Palmer could also become the local branch's acting president, Djoken said.
Palmer said he got involved with the NAACP for the first time this year after his volunteer work for President Barack Obama's re-election campaign.
"I thought it was time to give back to the community I grew up in," he said.
A government contractor, Palmer said one of his overarching goals for the organization would be to build up its membership and have it become more active in the community. His first big event will be to host a Freedom Fund banquet and NAACP fundraising effort in April that will honor some local pastors, Palmer said.
"The ones that have been out there helping change the community in Frederick," he said.
Meanwhile, Djoken said he still plans to advise the local and state NAACP when he is in town.
"I'll provide my guidance and support through the transition," he said.
NAACP past and future
Today's NAACP no longer has to tackle issues of outright discrimination as it did when a local branch opened in Frederick County in the 1930s.
"There are still some people who want to turn back the clock," Djoken said. "But it's really a minority."
Much of the real or perceived discrimination and at times miscommunication and misunderstandings that the organization deals with happen at a subtle level, he said.
People still call his office to report discrimination in the workplace or during traffic stops by police, Djoken said.
Part of his approach toward dealing with such issues through the years has been to be proactive, he said.
The NAACP has worked with the city of Frederick, for example, to educate managers and workers at various companies about discrimination and violence in the workplace in an effort to head it off before it happens.
Also, Latinos believe they are experiencing discrimination in the wake of the Frederick County Sheriff's Office 287(g) program, which gives local law enforcement some powers to enforce federal immigration law.
Djoken and other members of the NAACP, the American Civil Liberties Union, and other advocates recently met with U.S. Sen. Ben Cardin and called for an end to the 287(g) program in Frederick County and across the country. The issue will remain a priority in the months to come, he said.
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The Power of Independent Thinking
Living With a Nuclear Iran and North Korea?
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What if North Korea and Iran become nuclear states? If the United States must live with a nuclear Iran and North Korea, what policies should it adopt? Furthermore, could the U.S. change its foreign policy to reduce the risk of nuclear proliferation to even more countries?
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When Marlen Esparza was young, about 5 or 6 years old and growing up in Houston, she watched boxing on television, often VHS tapes of Julio Cesar Chavez, the Mexican fighter who won six titles in three weight classes in the '80s and '90s. Her father, David, who immigrated to the United States was a supervisor at a welding plant and was a huge fan of the sport.
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Esparza recalls accompanying her father as he dropped her brothers off at Houston' Elite Boxing Gym where Rudy Silva, then training to become a police officer, took only boys under his wing. "My brothers didn't like [boxing]. But I always wanted to try it so one time I did."
She was about 12 the first time she convinced her father to let her go, but Silva needed convincing as well. After first refusing to train her because she was a girl, Silva then relented, but worked her hard, hoping she would quit. Esparza just worked even harder back, winning a local Golden Gloves tournament that first year.
She quickly fell in love with the sport she had been longedto compete in for years. "My whole life and everything about it has been about boxing," she says, and she's not exaggerating. She fell so deeply in love that she has worked out two or three times a day, year after year, preparing for fight after fight, passing up a chance to attend Rice University so she could dedicate herself to a sport that has, until recently, remained out of the limelight.
While reports of staged women fights go back as far as 1720 in London, a women's national championship in the United States has only been contested since 1997. Dallas Malloy, with the help of the American Civil Liberties Union, sued U.S. Amateur Boxing in 1993 and won the right to the first amateur fight, defeating Heather Poyner that October. Women's professional boxing burned bright in the mid-1990s with the ascension of Christy Martin's career (and Sports Illustrated cover story) and the bouts between "the Daughters:" Laila Ali and Jacqui Frazier, scions of the heavyweight greats Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier. In 2001, they fought before 8,000 people in upstate New York.
This weekend, Esparza fights for Team U.S.A. in the first Summer Olympics where women's boxing is an official sport. Esparza, who turned 23 on the first Sunday of the Games, is currently ranked sixth in the world, and will compete this Sunday, August 5.
At 5'3', Esparza is a flyweight (112 pounds). She's also the new look of boxing, at least international boxing, where skills mean more than brawn. Amateur international boxing is not about battering an opponent, but outmaneuvering her during four, two-minute rounds. Boxers earn points for clean blows to their opponent's head or upper body; power doesn't matter. If three of the five judges hit electronic buttons within a second of each other after a punch is delivered, the boxer earns a point.
Esparza has called the style "noodle arms" and says it's like fighting an octopus. It's as much cerebral as physical. She scouts her opponents, changing her style when necessary. Every fight is her against the world. "I fell in love with boxing because I like getting in the ring and being smarter than my opponent," she says. "When I win, it's not just about beating my opponent, but it is also about beating the symbol of them and everything they stand for."
But years before she mastered her brainy style, Esparza was a wild child. In the year before she began training with Silva, she was sent to an alternative school after behaving belligerently in class. "When I started dedicating myself to the gym and boxing, my trainer said that I also had to do things right at school and work through things with my behavior," she says. "When I started winning in boxing, everything got easier with my behavior. My grades got better. It was tough at home when my parents got divorced, but boxing helped me get through it."
Soon, Esparza was back in a regular high school, where she took up cross-country, swimming and volleyball to improve her conditioning. When her parents divorced, she remained with her father so she could continue training with Silva. After she won her first national title at 16, Silva encouraged her to join the debate team so she would be better with the media. She graduated from high school as class president with a high GPA, but put off attending college at Rice University to continue her training.


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Monday, Oct. 8, 2012
AUGUSTA, Ga. -- A 60-year-old woman was killed during an accident on Central Avenue Monday afternoon.
Deputy Coroner Kenneth Boose says the victim was Nellie Walker of Augusta. She was pronounced dead at 4:45 p.m., and her autopsy will be scheduled at a later time.
Walker was riding in the back of a Chevy Blazer along Central Avenue when the car was hit by a Chevy Tahoe trying to cross Merry Street.
Two others were in the Blazer, including the 22-year-old female driver. The driver is five months pregnant and was taken to the hospital. Her 22-year-old husband was in the passenger seat but was not taken to the hospital.
The driver of the Tahoe, 22-year-old Denesha Jones, is facing charges of failure to yield, driving without insurance and vehicular homicide in the second degree.
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Efficiency and performance audits - The audit cycle that began in 2011 with yearlong citywide audits conducted by the Matrix Group and Citygate established baseline recommendations on operations, personnel, and processes in all the departments throughout the City. The four-year cycle approved by the City Council in 2012 includes a rotational schedule of departmental audits to ensure city departments operate efficiently compared to comparably-sized jurisdictions, manage risks effectively, perform well with respect to internal controls and as stewards of public funds and resources. Audits for the Electric and Environmental Utilities departments were completed in FY2013-14, and in FY2014-15, Parks, Recreation & Libraries and Public Works will be audited.
Budget oversight - In FY2014-15, the City is expanding the scope of the Finance Department to allow for quarterly meetings with departments. This will position Finance with a more strategic role in the oversight of departments' budgets to ensure accountability and transparency and the support of departmental goals.
Employment models and training - After cutting more than 180 positions from the General Fund since 2007 (about 15 percent of the workforce), a variety of staffing models are being considered for the long-term. The City is determining how to balance providing services and responding to community needs with minimizing long-term costs. We continue to determine on a case-by-case basis whether a service requires a full-time regular position, a temporary position, or a contract position. Along with this, the City continues to evaluate and monitor the optimal mix of full-time and temporary labor to successfully provide various city services. In the FY2014-15 budget, the City will allocate $100,000 toward a paid internship program that will help diversify, evaluate, and train our future workforce and strengthen partnerships with universities and the community.


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Sidi is the world's bestselling brand of road shoes, and the Genius 5 is the best selling model from Sidi. Its Lorica upper has all the upsides of leather with none of the negatives. Lorica is supple, conforming, highly breathable, and will not stretch. In addition, Lorica is water repellent, highly abrasion resistant, easy to clean and won't rot or dry out. Sidi combines Lorica with ballistic mesh to give you superb comfort, fit, and ventilation.
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Sidi adds a ratcheting Ultra SL buckle so you can micro-adjust strap pressure to ensure that the fit of your upper won't be too loose or too tight. The Ultra SL is mated to a soft Arch Compression Strap that more evenly spreads the upward stroke pedaling forces across the top of your foot. The Ultra SL buckle provides 4 clicks per uptake along with half-click releases, meaning that you can precisely tension the pressure of the strap. No other system so precisely and so gently provides custom fit. You also get the precision of two High Security Velcro straps per shoe. The Velcro is reinforced with integrated locking teeth to absolutely, positively resist slippage. Combine these straps with a molded plastic heel cup and you end up with unmatched security. Its padded tongue with fit "relievers" is one final small (but important) detail that helps deliver unparalleled comfort.
The Sidi Genius 5 Pro Composite Women's Shoes are available in White and come in most half and full sizes between 36 and 43 European.
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Great looking shoe, but about a size too small and narrow as well.
Great shoes
Great shoes, I love them. It fits well and the design is beautiful. I'm very happy with it and got a great deal on Realcyclist when it went on special.
Great shoe and shoe fit: 1/2 size smaller than US size
This shoe is my first road bike shoe after all the years of wearing touring/mountain bike shoe. After lots of research, I finally come across to this shoe. Not only it's beautifully designed (typical European elegant design), but this shoe is so comfortable to wear. It hugs my feet nicely and it feels snug comfortably.
I know there are a lot of questions in regards to the sizing. So here's my experience. I'm 5.3 and I wear US 7.5 size (= 39.5 European size). I managed to try both 39.5 and 39 at the same time, and ended up buying size 39. Size 39 fits really snug while size 39.5, even though it feels a little roomier but I can feel a tad larger. I even did a comparison of feel by wearing size 39 for an hour, then took off the right shoe and swapped it with 39.5. (so left shoe was 39, right shoe was 39.5). Then, I sat down for 30 minutes with both shoes on. After 30 minutes, I could feel the difference between the two shoes. Size 39 fitted snugly on my feet while size 39.5 felt a little larger (similar feeling if you wear a shoe that's 1/2 size larger or maybe like wearing sneakers).
My old shoe (Shimano), I wear size 39 too. So my recommendation would be buy 1/2 smaller than your usual size, if you like the snug feeling. But if you like something roomier (feels like wearing sneakers, probably) then buy your regular size. The conversion between US size and European size on the drop down menu is correct. However, if you want to buy Sidi genius 6.6, their sizing is a little different. So this review is only for Sidi Genius 5 Pro Carbon.
Also make sure you line up the letter "I" and "D" on the top of the highest part of your foot when you try it on. It makes a huge difference on how it feels.
Hope this helps.
I wear an 8 street shoe. I tried on 40, 40.5 and 41. I felt the 41 fit the best. U must find try on in a store because everyone is different. I never bought Sidi's before.
Italian shoe sizing is pretty difficult to pin down sometimes: I wear a U.S. size 7.5, and go anywhere from a 38 to 38.5. Guess the only real way to know what is the best fit is to get both and send back the one that doesn't; but at this price (each), that's easier said than done...
Love these shoes! Great fit, clean lines and easily to adjust.
Great Shoe
These shoes are great! They're comfortable and fit nicely (although run about a half size too big). The cleats are easily installed.
I am a US size 8. What size should I buy...
I am a US size 8. What size should I buy Sidi road bike shoe?
I have a 40 Shimano and it is too big!
I'm a size 10 and I wear a 41 or 40... so you should go down quite a bit.
if you use the drop down sizing menu for the Sidi shoe that you are interested in purchasing, you will find that the sizing is very accurrate. The sizing chart recommends a 40 for you.
If you hae owned other cycling shoes, be prepared for the best cycling shoe experience of your life.
Sidi seems to have changed their women's sizing over the past 10 years- they even mention this fact on their website. I am a street shoe size 8. My old Sidi Dominators are a size 40, but my new ones are a size 39.5. I'd be interested to hear if any other women are experiencing this, too.
I would find a bike shop and try some on. I'm a women's size 7-7.5 but have possible neuroma and need wide shoes - I bought a men's 40 and LOVE them. They may be too loose for racing, but I can tighten them adequately when needed. I've had them 4 years and I just finished the 2011 RAGBRAI in them. I also put a custom shoe bed in them that requires me to go up in size too - keep that in mind and try on shoes with any insert you plan to use...I don't even want to think about another brand of road shoe.
Sidi's sizing chart seems to quote a bit larger than other Italian shoe sizes; I wear a U.S. 7.5 and usually take a 38 -38.5...just have to try on in your home both sizes that sound like they 'might' fit. Also, Italian shoes are nortoriously narrow! Frustrating...


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Tres cool, especially the ship and kraken. Rep'ed for going analog
Well, as a part of my introduction to the guild, and while I'm still busy drawing a map to show what I'm made of, i would like to show you the Sea of Illa. This is a map I drew for a D&D campaign and its about 5 years old.
At the moment it mainly depict that I should one day get a bigger scanner. My more recent maps are all drawn in different segments and pasted together in Ms Pain (t) after scanning.
The paper is made old using the good old tea trick, you can prevent the tea from damaging your pens, by drawing the map on the clean white paper first, en wash the paper of with running water to make sure the ink won't settle on the paper. And when the Ink is either washed away or sticks to the paper you can pour tea and/or coffee on it.
This is the little ship and the dangerous kraken that should almost be mandatory on any map with water on it. This is by the way, before I discovered that fine liner pens come in different sizes.
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Tres cool, especially the ship and kraken. Rep'ed for going analog
The kraken is very nice!


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Bauerfeind CaligaLoc Stabilizing Ankle Brace
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The Bauerfeind® CaligaLoc® stabilizing ankle brace is designed to provide stabilization of the ankle joint and can be used for conservative treatment of torn ankle ligaments and postoperative protection after ligamental suturing/reconstruction. CaligaLoc® can be worn round the clock, as a support splint in normal shoes during the day, and as a postural splint, without shoes, at night.
- Conservative treatment of torn ankle ligaments
- Postoperative protection after ligamental suturing/reconstruction
- Temporary stabilization for posttraumatic tarsal sinus syndrome and decompensated instability of the subtalar joint
- Permanent stabilization for chronic instability of the upper and/or lower ankle where surgery is contraindicated
- CaligaLoc® is the logical outcome of the development of the proven MHH ankle splint
- The stability element is anatomically contoured and can be reshaped if necessary
- CaligaLoc® can be worn round the clock, as a support splint in normal shoes during the day and as a postural splint, without shoes, at night
- Slim frame design fits in a comfort shoe
- Pronation wedge relieves the lateral ligaments
- Cut-out in the lateral malleolus area
- Soft, anatomically contoured pad covering the entire inside
- Anatomically contoured velour straps
- Straps and shell secure the upper and lower ankle regardless of footwear
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- CaligaLoc® stabilizes the ankle by counteracting supination
- CaligaLoc® prevents abnormal load situations in the upper, and to a certain extent lower, ankle
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- Easy To Use
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Comments about Bauerfeind USA Bauerfeind CaligaLoc Stabilizing Ankle Brace:
I just had 2 ankle surgerys. 2 screws in and 2 screws removed. The Bauerfeind brace works great! its kind of uncomfortable at first, but you wear a tube sock with it and your fine. I think that the pieces to the inside might wear after awhile, but they seem to be pretty good.
Its easy to get on. I wear a size shoe 10. I think you should definately get the smaller one, because I have trouble getting my foot in my shoe with it on, since its for size 10 - 13.
Its very sturdy. I am very pleased with my ability to play sports with it. However (the only thing I don't like about it) the piece has no bend to it (which I also like) so it makes it hard to have that natural bend for running and jumping. You won't turn your ankle at all in it, so I think it rocks. I definatly recommend this for weak ankled people, such as myself.


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Monday, January 11, 2010
A Wall Full of Memories
11 comments:
- Two Hearts said...
i am in love with your blog.
- January 12, 2010 at 1:17 AM
- cat said...
so cool the pics! xx cat
CiTiEs of B
- January 12, 2010 at 6:30 AM
- ALIOMI said...
this is so fantastic. I LOVE your blog--talk about aging gracefully. just shared it with those out there & have some great leads for you for native New Yorkers with super 'AdvancedStyle'. Let me know if you'd be interested.
- January 12, 2010 at 6:43 AM
- Rebecca said...
The juxtaposition of simplicity and clutter results in a stunning environment. Personally, it attracts me. I wish I had an hour to study these photos. Perhaps later.
- January 12, 2010 at 7:25 AM
- Duchesse said...
I believe you are referring to ephemera, the term for "transitory written and printed matter not intended to be retained or preserved".
- January 12, 2010 at 9:38 AM
- Mim said...
And polka dots!
- January 12, 2010 at 9:50 AM
- valncami said...
Brilliant blog! You've been brought to me through Refinery and now you are on our blog roll. We do a mother daughter blog come see us. My plan is to grow old gracefully so kudos to you for bringing on such beautiful, stylish older woman. I am getting tired of seeing the same young starlets published.
- January 12, 2010 at 5:10 PM
- Le 21ème said...
Wow! Nostalgia is very important!
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- January 13, 2010 at 1:03 AM
- city hen said...
What an amazing post! LOVED it. I live in Poland. I am amazed after living round the world that most women have that nesting instinct to make the home they live in as cozy as possible. Thanks for sharing this. Glad I found you! Come on by and say hi!
Hugs from Poland,
- January 13, 2010 at 2:47 AM
- r l n ! said...
Life is so short...and it's bittersweet that their memories plastered all over those walls will not mean much to anybody else after they die. And yet, to be surrounded by so much to remind them of the good (or hard) times -- especially as we get older and some of our memories begin to fade away... it's good to have the physical reminders to trigger those fuzzy memories back to clarity.
- January 15, 2010 at 12:43 AM
- eBooks said...
what a amazing!!
- January 19, 2010 at 3:42 AM


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Charlotte, NC (Sports Network) - Cam Newton fumbled on Carolina's final
possession and Seattle recovered, allowing the Seahwaks to capture a 16-12
victory over the Panthers on the road.
After Newton failed to convert on fourth down from Seattle's 1-yard line late
in the fourth quarter, he got another chance. The Seahawks were pinned back on
their own side of the field and were forced to punt, but the snap to punter
Jon Ryan was high and he opted to take a safety.
Trailing 16-12 with less than a minute to play, Newton was sacked by Bruce
Irvin, who forced a fumble on the play and Seattle recovered to seal the
Russell Wilson, who completed 19-of-25 passes for a career-high 221 yards,
threw the go-ahead touchdown pass to Golden Tate late in the third quarter for
Seattle (3-2), which lost to the St. Louis Rams last Sunday.
Steven Hauschka converted field goals from 22, 36 and 44 yards in the victory.
Newton was 12-of-29 for 141 yards and added 42 yards rushing on seven carries
for Carolina (1-4), which has dropped three straight games.
The Sports Network


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