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|Per week:
|$975 - $1,675
|Pets allowed:
Bedrooms: 2
Bathrooms: 1
Sleeps: 6
Type: Cottage
Pets allowed: No
Internet: Yes
There are so many wonderful adventures and events happening in Maine. We invite you to stay at our cottage on Sebago Lake and to explore the endless possibilities. Here are just a few: spring skiing, hiking, Sea Dog's baseball, boating, fishing, lighthouses, inter-island cruises, outlet shopping, festivals (music, art, kite, food), concerts, and enjoying some of the best restaurants.
Our cottage is located on Sebago Lake just a thirty minute drive to Portland. We are taking 2016 reservations now.
Sebago Lake is one of the cleanest bodies of fresh water in the world. It serves as Portland's and surrounding towns' water supply.
Spring marks the opening for so many interesting activities:
Enjoy visiting the lighthouses that line the rocky coast.
Spend a day shopping in the Old Port, exploring the natural habitat, dining in one of Portland's famous restaurants, and attend a concert in the evening.
Attend the Boat-builders Show, Portland Museum, or the Portland Flower Show. Take a cruise on the bay or in the harbor.Visit the Maine Wildlife Park or one of Maine's State Parks. Fish, canoe, or kayak on Sebago Lake.
See the Sea Dogs, the AA affiliate of the Red Sox play at Hadlock Field. Attend one of L.L. Bean's spring workshops or visit the shopping outlets in Kittery,ME, Freeport,ME, or North Conway, NH. Spring skiing at Sunday River may even be possible.
WE INVITE YOU TO READ OUR REVIEWS and to explore the abundance of Maine's natural, cultural, and recreational activities.
Vacation-land Awaits.
The cottage is CENTRALLY LOCATED in a quiet, upscale neighborhood, yet is minutes away from shopping, activities, and restaurants. You may bring or rent a boat and moor it at the dock, or use the boat mooring. If you like to fish, there are plenty of salmon, bass, and trout. Watch and listen to the loons from the comfortable rockers overlooking lovely perennial gardens. The cottage is attractively decorated, spotless, and completely furnished. There are two bedrooms, and a sleeping loft with ladder access.One bedroom has a bunk bed, and the other bedroom has a queen-size bed. This is a no pet property due to guests' allergies. Check in time is 3 pm on Saturday and checkout time is 10 am on Saturday. No smoking or pets allowed on the property. Maximum occupancy - 6 on the property at any one time. No gatherings.
About the owner
Owner Profile
About:The photo is of two proud grand- parents with some of their grand- children.
We take pride in the cleanliness of the cottage and having guests enjoy themselves. Please review the comments taken from our guest books over a twelve year period....
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Availability Calendar
|Apr 16 2016
|Jun 18 2016
|1 Week
|Jun 18 2016
|Sep 03 2016
|1 Week
|Sep 03 2016
|Oct 29 2016
|1 Week
|Check In: 3 p.m. Check Out: 10 a.m.
|Lodging tax: 8%
|Deposits: To be discussed with our rental agent.
|Payment Options: Personal Check
|Other Fees: To be discussed with our rental agent.
- 1 Queen Bed
- 2 Double Beds
- Air Conditioning
- Full Kitchen
- Lakefront
- View (Mountains)
- Beach Chairs
- Hardwood Floors
- Parking Included
- View (Water)
- Deck
- Heating
- Porch
- Waterfront
- Dock/Boat Slip
- High Speed Internet
- View (Lake)
- Alarm Clock
- DVD Player
- Microwave
- TV (Cable/Satellite)
- Blender
- Dishwasher
- Oven
- Telephone
- CD Player
- Gas Grill
- Radio
- Toaster
- Ceiling Fan
- Ice Maker
- Refrigerator (Full)
- Coffee Maker
- Iron
- Stove
- Beach
- Sailing
- Water Park
(2 miles)
- Live Entertainment
(10 miles)
- Bicycling
- Scuba Diving
- Theme Park
(3 miles)
- Parasailing
(10 miles)
- Boating
- Snorkeling
- Golf
(4 miles)
- Park
(10 miles)
- Canoeing
- Water Skiing
- Gym/Fitness Center
(5 miles)
- Zoo
(10 miles)
- Fishing
- Restaurant
(1 mile)
- Movie Theater
(5 miles)
- Bowling
(20 miles)
- Hiking
- Amusement Park
(2 miles)
- Winery
(5 miles)
- Ocean
(25 miles)
- Jet Skiing
- Grocery Store
(2 miles)
- Playground
(6 miles)
- Whale Watching
(25 miles)
- Kayaking
- Miniature Golf
(2 miles)
- Horseback Riding
(8 miles)
- Whitewater Rafting
(25 miles)
- Lake
- Shopping Area
(2 miles)
THERE IS CABLE/SATELLITE TV, WiFi (Wireless Internet), and Broadband internet.
Reviews (1)
Reviews for this vacation cottage rental in Sebago Lake, Maine
Megan Starrak
Dream vacation
August 5, 2015
Literally a dream because my plans fell through and I couldn't go. I'm sure the place is beautiful and wonderful. Maybe next year the stars will align perfectly and I'll get to go.
October 17 - 23, 2015
Bob and Marian - What a wonderful week on Sebago Lake!! Beautiful location and the cottage was wonderful. Had everything we needed to have a relaxing week.
Enjoyed visiting several local towns - Bridgton, Bath, Kennebunkport, and Brunswick. A highlight was the Bath Maritime Museum and a cruise on the Kennebeck River.
Thanks for a wonderful stay!
Hugh and Sandi, Illinois
October 10 - 17, 2015
Bob and Marian - Thank you.
This beautiful cottage was our base for all activities while we were in Maine.
We made it a point ,though, to be back before dark.each day to enjoy the cottage and relax by the bay.
Beautiful weather all week. We enjoyed downtown Portland and took the mail run boat on Casco Bay. We enjoyed a "Foodie Tour" in the Old Port - a walking tour sampling food as we walked - wine and cheese, fish ,scones, spices - chocolate! We also rode to Cape Elizabeth (Fort Williams) the train in Conway, NH and toured Maine's capital, Augusta - great museum there. Enjoyed lobster (how to break and eat) at Georgetown' ME. Mabel's Lobster Claw in Kennebunkport, ME too! A busy, beautiful, colorful week.
Dan and Susan, California
August 26 - September 3, 2015
Dear Marian and Bob - Our week at the "cottage" was fantastic! We especially enjoyed sitting in the rocking chairs, rocking and looking at the great view of Sebago Lake! Andy even threw a fishing line several times. The "cottage" is beautifully decorated and has everything a person needs - so comfortable and easy to relax. We took day trips all week and took many trips to Chipman's Farm Store and the Good Life Market. We also took your advice on Portland's Di Millo's floating ship restaurant for lunch and Bob's Clam Hut in Kittery, ME. Rode to Mt. Washington in NH and took the auto road drive to the top - what an experience!! What can we say about the blueberry pie - absolutely delicious - and ice cream. It was really a treat!! The gift bag was so special and thoughtful. If we say any more, we will probably stay and not go home! Thank you so very much for your warm hospitality and kindness! God's Blessings, Wilma and Andy, South Carolina
August 29 - September 19, 2015
Dear Marian and Bob - What a delightful 3 weeks we had. The weather was great, a little hot on some days, but that was okay. Rich brought up the fact that this is our 7th year coming here. Where has the time gone? Rich enjoyed your lemon pie, but I am partial to your blueberry. The gift bag was lovely as usual. Loved the water color picture of the cottage hanging in the bunk room, which was painted by guest Linda. She captured it so well. Have a great holiday season and will look forward to seeing you both next year. Rich and Pat (Connecticut)
August 22 - 29, 2015
Dear Marian and Bob - It is obvious there is so much love, thoughtfulness, and artistry put into your charming, charming cottage.
We appreciate how clean and cozy everything was. The surprise of the luscious blueberry pie, ice cream, floral bouquet, and hostess gift were a lovely welcome. Thank you so very much. How grateful we are to be able to spend this week enjoying all the amazing fruits of your labor.
It was such a pleasure and delight meeting and chatting with you - you truly are hosts extraordinaire!
Again, a hearty thank you for your tremendous hospitality.
If you are ever in San Diego look us up.
Warmest regards,
Deb and Larry (California)
August 15 - 22, 2015
Now I totally understand why Bob said "Welcome to Paradise"! What a peaceful, wonderful week. The cottage was pristine. The blueberry pie and ice cream a real treat. The welcoming gift will be a souvenir to remind us of this spectacular place.
It was really great to unwind from our busy lives to enjoy the lake and each other. What a great way to reconnect!
Thank you so much for the hospitality and the perfect place to call home for the past week.
We will hopefully be back!
Tom, Linda, Sammi, and Grace (Connecticut)
August 1 - 8, 2015
For a family that doesn't get the chance to get away often, we could not have picked a more tranquil, beautiful spot.
Our two boys woke up to the peaceful sounds of the lake, bounded down to the dock and jumped in each morning. What a lovely way to spend a vacation.
Absolute therapy for the soul - Bob and Marian have provided all we could need. Thanks so much!
Bill, Dawn, Ethan, and Colin, Rhode Island
July 25th - August 1, 2015
I woke this morning, the mournful cry of the loons, the whispering of white pines, and the soft conversation between the water and the shore. The lake spirits talk to us - telling us their story - reminding us to slow down and notice nature.
Our stay here was all that and more. The cottage was lovely, comfortable, and clean. Your gardens spectacular.
Our walk included a hike to Holt Pond, a trip to the Old Port, Higgins Beach where we played in the tidal pools and dodged tern squawking at us.
These trips to Maine also bring our family together to enjoy this beautiful vacation state. It's like therapy for the soul.
We were graciously welcomed with a gift, some wonderful pie and ice cream, and two perfect hosts.Bob and Marian, we cannot thank you enough for our amazing week here. Filled with kayak trips, good food, and rejuvenating swims. It's a week we look forward to each year.
The loon cries will echo in our heads until we once again return to this lake. It is magic!
Bob, Susan, Caitlyn, Nikki, and Simon
July 4 - 11, 2015
Dear Bob and Marian,
We are so thankful we found your cottage on Lake Sebago. After a week long family reunion in Massachusetts this was just what our family of four needed to relax and get some quality time together. We couldn't have asked for better weather and the lake temperature was on spot. Our barely 3 year old son had the time of his life spending nearly every day and all; day in the water or making sand pies. The pie that Marian made must have left quite a mark on his taste buds. The pie was fantastic. Thank you so much. We were able to do a few day trips as well, some short and some long. Our son is a train fan so we went to Booth bay Train Museum and had lunch at the harbor one day, and spent the day in Portland with a trip to Peaks Island on another day. Your cottage is a really special place. The grounds and the flowers are really beautiful. and it was such a treat to spend the week at a place that is so well cared for. Thank you so much for the welcome gifts and the home made pie. It was a really thoughtful touch. Shaker Village was also a pretty special drive through once I read about the last Shakers in the world.
Take care,
The "S" Family, Portland, OR
May 30 - June 13, 2015
Dear Marian and Bob,
I sincerely enjoyed my stay at your cottage. Every thing I needed was here. The peaceful and quiet nights. The beautiful gardens and birds. I wish to return. Thank you for the home made blueberry pie and ice cream. YUM! Also blueberry muffins one morning, perfect. Grand children loved it. Many thanks, Norma, Santa Clara, CA
June 13 - 20, 2015
Maine was once again reminiscent of the lazy days of my childhood. Day trips to the Portland Head Light, and White Mountains complimented the quiet days on the lake. Your cottage will remain part of my children's vacation memories - rowing on the lake, paddle boats, and sand castles. Thank you for the wonderful amenities and delicious blueberry pie. All the best, Joann, Cleveland, OH
May 16 - 23, 2015
Marian and Bob - We thoroughly enjoyed our stay at your cozy cottage. The amenities you provide surpass any we have experienced in the 30 years we've been renting cottages in Maine.
And the biggest surprise of all - "Bob's" homemade blueberry pie and ice cream in the fridge and a welcoming gift of cutting boards.
Thank you,
Don and Nancy W. (Connecticut).
September 20 - October 4, 2014
Marian and Bob - Thank you for making this heavenly secluded spot so perfect. It is like "On Golden Pond" , even with loons on the lake. We enjoyed so many sunny days sitting by the lake, as well as watching the foliage grow more colorful each day as we drove around the area. We enjoyed fresh steamed lobster three times - Hannaford's is a great place to get whatever size you want. Had delicious sweet Italian sausage from the butcher next to the laundromat. Ate haddock chowder and sweet treats and great quiche from Chipman's (farm) as well as sandwiches from the Good Life Market. Ate twice at Black Bear Tavern in Naples - great Shepherd's Pie - and a good steak at Rustlers. Loved the play in Oqunquit (playhouse), the Portland Museum of Art, and shopping in Freeport.
One of our most unique memories will be the sound of acorns falling on the roof! This cottage is homey and fully equipped. You have thought of everything including pie and wine! Thank you to both of you. John and Priscilla - Texas
August 30 - September 20, 2014
Marian and Bob: Well, another summer has come and gone. As in the past years we have had a delightful time. The weather was great and the fishing for Rich was outstanding. The pie was delicious and the gift lovely. Looking forward to next year already. Have a great holiday season as well as good health. See you both next year. Rich and Pat - Connecticut
August 23 - 30, 2014
Dear Bob and Marian - Once again we've had a wonderful vacation here on Sebago Lake. How many years has it been? 15? And, now, since we have moved to Maine , we won't be back, but we'll still visit....as often as possible. Thanks, as always, for the great pie and ice cream, and the lovely cottage and amenities. We love it. All the best and see you next summer - We'll drop by - Carolyn P.
Although this was our last time as regular guests, the perfect weather made it a fabulous week. Thanks for everything. We'll always think and dream about this cottage! All the best to the both of you - Paul V.
August 16 - 23, 2014
Thank you so much for offering your cottage for our summer vacation. The beach, grassy yard, and deck are fantastic. We thoroughly enjoyed the views and peaceful surroundings. Your hospitality certainly didn't go unnoticed. You treated us like friends, and for that we thank you. Fondly, Danielle, John, and family - Massachusetts
August 9 - 16, 2014
Marian and Bob - Thank you so much again for our super week in your cottage. Always looked forward to and remembered all the year after. As we told Bob, our first paddle in the canoe is always around Shively's Point to be sure my parents' place is in good order not wanting our youthful days to completely disappear (smile face) I guess. Time moves on but our stay here is never changing from welcoming bouquet, yummy dessert in the refrigerator, and a special gift - all with our special thanks. As always we walked our remembered walks and paddled the shores we used to ski by, not to mention the afternoons of having nothing we had to do. Pure luxury - and very much appreciated and enjoyed. Until next year - Lorraine and Ted, Massachusetts
August 2 - 9, 2014
Bob and Marian - We had a great week and thank you for your hospitality. Your cottage and grounds are so well maintained and the location is perfect. Our kids loved their first visit to Maine and we hope to be back every summer in the coming years. You have a great place but the hospitality and maintenance make it even more special. We hope to see you again next summer. Dave, Alexia, and family. Rhode Island
July 26 - August 1, 2014
Dear Marian and Bob - Just wanted to express our thanks for all of the hospitality. From the moment we arrived, we felt right at home and part of that was due to meeting you both. The whole family enjoyed the lake and we took the canoe out every day. We know that the girls will always remember this lake house and all of the fun we have had here. All the best, Christine, Chris, Grace, and Emily S.
July 19 - 26, 2014
We have thoroughly enjoyed our peaceful retreat here at this lovely cottage. The hospitality was top-notch. Thank you ever so much for the pristine clean home, the yummy lemon-meringue pie, and the spa treat! We enjoyed the view, swimming, biking, and boating most of all. We will enjoy future opportunities to stay at this amazing cottage. Happy summer and all the best. Andrew, Heather, Adam, Emily, and Jonathan
July 5 - 12, 2014
Dear Marian and Bob - We are so sad to head back home tomorrow after such a wonderful week staying at your lovely cottage! The grounds couldn't be more perfect. We enjoyed the beach with the kids during the day and the dock was perfect for enjoying a drink after they were in bed. Your flower gardens are beautiful and having the flower beds makes an amazing spot that much better! We thank you for the delicious pie and ice cream and for the gift - such a nice surprise when we arrived, If only we could spend all summer! From all of us, thank you for everything and we hope to be back again next year! The "T" family
June 28 - July 5, 2014
Marian and Bob - Walking on to the grounds and into the cottage feels like entering a four-star resort! Our every need was anticipated! We could not have found a more beautiful yard or beach - sandy and private. Listening to the birds sing while relaxing in the cushioned lounge chairs was a pleasure I won't forget. Having the chance to canoe with my daughter was so much fun! Our first trip to Sebago has been very special. Thank you for your many "kindnesses". Colleen and Sharon - Maine
June 22 - 28, 2014
Thank you for the wonderful cherry pie and welcome gift. Hope you have a great summer with your grand children. We enjoyed our stay!! Chris and Ralph, New Hampshire
May 31 - June 14, 2014
Marian and Bob - Thank you for the wonderful hospitality you provide, in such a beautiful place. We have enjoyed being here again this year, and of course look to be back next year!! Though we were busy, we were still able to get out and enjoy the water, walk and go hiking, and my favorite...sit down front in the mornings with coffee and relax while watching the birds, geese, ducks (along with the little ducklings) and butterflies. You truly have a blessed area/location. One that brings peace to all. Thank you as well for the fabulous pie and ice cream. along with the muffins. You all truly spoil us!!! Take care.
Jason and Karen (Maine)
September 28 - October 5, 2013
Dear Marian and Bob,
We could not have asked for a more enjoyable experience with our first trip to Sebago Lake! Had a wonderful time, absolutely beautiful accommodations at your lovely cottage, and weather was fantastic! Thanks for the cake, ice cream, and gift. We will definitely be back! Many thanks to our hosts! Cathy and Rich, Connecticut
September 21 - 28, 2013
Bob and Marian - What a lovely place! It was great staying here and we enjoyed all the perks. So clean and beautiful. Thanks for the gift, cake, and ice cream. Have a great winter. Norm and Claudette - Florida
Bob and Marian,
As they say time flies when you're having fun and these three weeks certainly did that. As always, we had a very relaxing time even though the weather didn't cooperate. Staying here feels like home - comfy and cozy. The pies were delicious as usual. Rich and I are already looking forward to next year. Stay healthy both of you - have a great Thanksgiving and Christmas, and we'll see you next year - Take care. Rich & Pat, CT
August 10 - 17, 2013
Another memorable and enjoyable week - no, perfect is more accurate - in your lovely cottage again this year. It always makes Sebago feel like it's still our vacation home again - good memories brought back and good times again - feel good "stuff" all 'round.
Also, can't thank you both enough for all your special touches - garden flowers inside and out, apple pie, ice cream, and your hostess package to bring our stay to mind all through the winter months. All good wishes for a restful and happy end to your summer. The Sebago calendar and pictures will remind us each day!
Best wishes,
Lorraine and Ted, Massachusetts
August 8, 2013
Dear Marian and Bob,
Thank you for the welcome gift and delicious cherry pie with ice cream, Your cottage is lovely, and the gardens are beautiful! We enjoyed our stay very much, it was peaceful and relaxing. We stayed by the lake during the day, water is very warm here! In the afternoon we read books on the porch and would get a visit from a humming bird every evening. You have a very lovely place! Thanks again for everything!
Kristina and family, Massachusetts
Saturday, August 3, 2013
Bob and Marian,
Thank you for making the cottage so cozy and welcoming. We had wonderful adventures this week and just loved our time here! The pie was amazing!
Many thanks,
Ben and Allison, California
July 20 - 27, 2013
Dear Bob and Marian,
Here we are back home again and missing the lakefront view we so enjoyed for a week!!! Our granddaughters thoroughly enjoyed swimming and fishing and the loft was a BIG hit. Your warm welcome made us feel right at home and the pie and ice cream was much appreciated as was the gift of bath items. You go out of your way to make renting your cottage a wonderful experience. We will remember our stay with fond memories,. Wishing you the best. Chris and Ralph - New Hampshire
June 22 - July 13, 2013
Dear Bob and Marian -
How many years has it been?.... 12 - 13? We love coming here every summer and dream about it all winter! Even with this summer's up and down weather, it's been wonderful here, as usual. Your cottage is great and we hope to return again next summer. Thanks, too, for the delicious blueberry pie and ice cream - we loved them. Have a great rest-of-summer and the winter! Thank you for your hospitality and thoughtful amenities which have made this an ideal stay. Carolyn and Paul, Chicago
June 15 - 22, 2013
Bob and Marian,
Thank you very much for sharing your lovely cottage with us. The cottage is simply beautiful inside and out. Inside, every little detail has been taken care of which allows the cottage to feel like home. Outside, all the beautiful gardens only add to the wonderful beach and lake-view the cottage has. We also appreciate the honeymoon/ wedding gift, pie and ice cream that helped in making our honeymoon perfect. Thanks again,
Tim and Anne, New Jersey
June 1 to 15, 2013
Bob and Marian - Thank you for your generous hospitality in allowing us to enjoy and relax at your lovely cottage. You have such a beautiful location, and all that you've done on the grounds just makes one want to stay forever. I love your perennial gardens, and wish to say thank you for allowing me to work in them a little. It is so peaceful and relaxing, just to hear the birds and watch the humming birds go from one flower to another. We also feel very blessed to have been able to stay the second week - it was just what we needed. Also, thank you for the fabulous pie and ice cream, as well as your welcome gift for us! You spoil us all!! We are grateful we had the opportunity to come and we look forward to future years ahead. It was nice meeting you both and enjoyed our conversations. You are both gracious and dear people. Fondly, Jason & Karen, Maine
5/27 - 6/1, 2013
Thank you for sharing your cottage. Peace and quiet and the beauty of the lake, gardens, and birds made our time to rest and relax wonderful. Doug loved the pie and ice cream and thank you so much for the welcome gift. Again, thank you. Doug and Kathy, Maine.
May 19 - 25, 2013
Your cottage is all we needed for our most wonderful and relaxing honeymoon. We are sad not to be able to stay longer, but we are looking forward for the years to come! The lake is so clear and beautiful. Marcos and I were able to go boating a few times which was so nice! Thank you for the welcome cake and the spa gift! God bless you guys! Love, Amanda and Marcos
New York
May 4 - May 11, 2013
I love the cottage. The lake was so much fun. The cake was good. Yard was wonderful. The rooms were nice. We hope to come back soon! The (cloth) lobsters (on the loft beds) were adorable. God bless you and your family. The "B" girls, Massachusetts
May 4 - May 11, 2013
Thank you so much for allowing us to enjoy your cottage! The house is cozy and inviting, the grounds are spacious, and the lake is peaceful and beautiful. The graduation cake, album, and card were very nice and warmed my heart. This is our first vacation in Maine, but probably not our last. We hope to come back to your cottage soon.
God bless you both! The "B" family, Massachusetts
October 20 to 27, 2012
Dear Marian and Bob - This was just the perfect retreat at your lovely lake front cottage. Your warm welcome and generous hospitality was greatly appreciated. The cottage is darling, so well equipped and comfortable in everyway. Loved the blueberry pie and ice cream too! The weather was amazing and let me enjoy the last "hoorah" of summer before (Hurricane) Sandy! Best wishes with appreciation,
Phyllis P. Cape Cod, MA
10/6 - 10/13/2012
Dear Marian and Bob, - Thank you for sharing your beautiful cottage. We had a wonderful relaxing week, starting with the Fryeburg Fair, then Acadia, Ogunquit, and finally the White Mountains. We had the perfect place to return to each day. The view of the lake which is seen through most of the windows was amazing. The perfect place to read and just settle in. Thank you for the many gifts and surprises! The pie, ice cream, pillow, apple butter, and fresh flowers throughout the cottage made us feel so welcome and special! It is going to be hard to leave. Thank you again! - Tom and Marie, Pittsburgh, PA
Comments are from surveys taken by an independent company.
2012 GUESTS' "ESPECIALLY LIKED" COMMENTS: The view, the beach, the dock and the yard! The neatness, amenities,shoreline and quietness. Location, view, cleanliness, large lawn. Location, beach, more amenities than the typical rental cottage. It was peaceful and tidy. Everything was well taken care of.Questions answered promptly. Everything was fine. A very smooth operation thanks to a caring landlord and an organized rental agent.
7/14/2012 - Dear Bob and Marian,
Thank you so much for a wonderful 3 weeks in your lovely cottage. We had a wonderful time and can hardly wait to return next year. Best vacation ever. Thank you so much for providing the best weather for our last week!!
Carolyn and Paul - Chicago
2011 SEASON - Some more comments passed on by a number of our guests: LIKED: THE LOCATION, THE PRIVATE BEACH, THE DOCK, AND THE COTTAGE WAS IMMACULATE. IT HAD ALL THE AMENITIES WE NEEDED - INTERNET, CABLE, DVD. THERE WAS EVEN A PIE IN THE FRIDGE WHEN WE ARRIVED! THERE WAS FURNITURE INSIDE AND OUT, A BEACH TO PLAY ON, A CANOE. IT WAS GREAT. FRIENDLY LANDLORD. LIKE THE DECOR, THE VIEW, AND CLEANLINESS. KEEP DOING WHAT YOU ARE DOING - WE WANT THE SAME 3 WEEKS NEXT YEAR.
10/6/2011 to10/13/2011 - We had a great time at Lake Sebago and the beautiful surroundings. The hospitality of Bob and Marian made us feel very much at home.
W & M, The Netherlands
August 31, 2011
We really enjoyed the short time we were here. Unfortunately, Hurricane "Irene" had her own plans. Thank you so much for your hospitality, the flowers, delicious pie, etc. Hopefully, we'll meet again. Doris and John
Owners' note - We had John and Doris back later in the 2011 summer to complete their vacation. They were pleased because it was their wedding anniversary. Marian and Bob
Thank you once again for your hospitality (the pie and ice cream - hostess gift were perfect). We enjoyed a relaxing, wonderful week on the lake and look forward to coming again next year. Fondly, The "C" family.
What a pleasure! Another lovely week - your perfect cottage filled with special thoughtfulness - fresh-cut flowers, apple pie a-la-mode - even muffins for breakfast - and a hostess gift that will remind us of Sebago Lake all winter long. Good thought about the loons at our beach - but by the time the camera was in hand , we literally could see only the wakes they left behind as they swam out of sight. Already looking forward to next year. LP and TP
Three glorious weeks! It went by so fast. The lake was warm, the wearher great, and as usual, the cottage was perfect. It will be hard to get back to work. Thanks for everything. C.R.
Dear Bob and Marian, We had a great time this week! Thank you so much for your hospitality. You two are the best hosts. Have a great year and we'll see you next summer. Email just received - Thank you again for everything you do for us renters! It's the icing on the cake (oh in this case, it's the ice cream on the berry pie!). The Robacks, CT
What a joy to have been able to enjoy the cottage for three weeks this summer. You are adding little touches in furniture and decor which makes it even more pleasant. Thanks for everything VERY, VERY MUCH. Can't hardly wait for next summer! Paul - Niles (Chicago)
I echo my husband's sentiments - We LOVE this cottage and can hardly wait until next summer. Beautiful cottage, beautiful decor, beautiful location! Carolyn - Niles (Chicago).
Thank you for sharing your bit of paradise. We had an amazing time. The view is breath taking, gardens exquisite, and the yard is perfect for the kids to get their energy out! See you next year! The Zimmermans
P.S. Thanks for the pie & ice cream _ we arrived on Father's day so it was a perfect surprise.
We flew all the way across the country (California) to visit your beautiful cottage and lake, and we couldn't have been more pleased. The cottage and even beach were immaculate upon our arrival. Every possible creature comfort was here, from an ice cream scoop to sand toys to extra pillows. The garden was a very nice touch, as were the cushioned rocking chairs by the water.What a lovely, relaxing, idyllic place...totally worth the trip! Thank you for your hospitality, The Medley family
P.S. Our kids are ready to move in due to the "kids' loft". What a perfect fort for the kids to enjoy!
P.P.S. Thank you for the pie and ice cream!!
9/2010 Mr. and Mrs. "O", Cape Cod, MA
Thank you so very much for renting to us. My husband searched the internet looking for the perfect place for this very much needed getaway! He got an A++! When we pulled into the driveway my breath was taken away - what a jewel you have here. The cottage is adorable and my husband's favorite pie and vanilla ice cream is his favorite as well. Saturday morning at 0715 we were out on the lake in the canoe for 2 hours! We did some sight seeing - went to Bath, ME and ate at "Red's eats" in Wiscassett, ME. P.S. Thank you for the gift! How thoughtful. We hope to come back for a week next year. P.S.S. Forgot to mention how lucky we were that the weather was perfect.
9-8-2010 to 9-23-2010 Mr. and Mrs. "M", The Villages, FL
Thank you for sharing your lovely cottage with us. Everything was wonderful. Your special touches make for a very comfortable experience. The pie was absolutely wonderful and we will treasure the picture which has personal memories for me. This location and view can't be equaled. We loved watching the leaves change color during our stay. What wonderful memories we will have.
9-4-2010 to 9-18-2010 Mr. and Mrs. "C", Ledyard, CT
As always we had a great 2 weeks - like the new touches of decor. The pie, ice cream and gift were great. Rich did well with catching salmon. The weather was also on our side. See you both again next year - take care, it was great seeing you both. Smile Face.
8-21-2010 to 9-4-2010 CP and PV, IL
Back again this year after 2 years away (So sad!). It was wonderful as always - our 8th summer here! We had a great 2 weeks with lovely weather. The cottage is great as always with lovely decor, amenities and comfort. You are wonderful hosts and we look forward to 3 weeks next summer. "C"
Thank you so much for letting us know ahead of time of this two weeks availability. And for the wonderful reception with the delicious blueberry pie and ice cream! Such a classy gesture! Thanks for everything."P"
8-13-2010 to 8-21-2010 Mr. and Mrs. "P", Northfield, MA
Another perfect week in your lovely cottage on Sebago over all too soon. Your hospitality enjoyed as always and your blueberry pie a-la-mode now only a fond memory. Smile Face, Smile Face. Our long paddles and local walks updated and brought back long-ago memories while making new. Looking forward to next summer as I write!
8-6-2010 to 8-13-2010 The "C" Family, Lowell, MA 01851
Thank you once again for a fantastic week. The weather could not have been better! This was our 8th summer at this cottage and we look forward to it each year. Thank you also for the hospitality gift, the pie and ice cream and the wonderful muffins. They were quite a hit!
7-17-2010 to 8-6-2010 Carolyn, Charleston, SC
What a glorious 2 weeks! I really lucked out with the weather. I can't express how much this vacation means to me, especially this year.I appreciate all your extra special touches. Look forward to next year! (Maybe 3 weeks?)
7-10-2010 to 7-17-2010 H, R, S, and N, MA and CT
Thank you for a lovely week at your beautiful cottage. Everything was perfect! The pie and ice cream was a thoughtful gesture. We loved all of your special touches! We all wish this wonderful week never had to end - We would love to come back to this beautiful getaway in the future! Thank you for everything!!
7-3-2010 to 7-10-2010 Mr. and Mrs. A., Massachusetts
Everything was perfect. Don't want it to end. Evertything that is good ends. We will remember this week for a really long time. Thank you for everything.
6/12/10 - 7/3/10 The BEST COTTAGE in the Lakes Region; MILLION DOLLAR view, gorgeous property, incredible neighbors, and priceless hospitality! Thank you so much for sharing your home with us again this summer and thanks for the goodies and TLC! See you next year!
Mr. and Mrs. S. and two children from LA.
Remarks taken from the cottage's guest book and posted here by the owners Marian and Bob.
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Dear Mr. and Mrs. Wright,
My Goodness! Your cottage is really a treasured spot. I can see why people keep coming back.
Thank you for the welcoming gifts. The spa gift, ice cream, and the pie! Delish! We love blueberries - Jim use to pick them as a Summer job (he said he ate most of them). The pie crust was so flaky, I'd love to have the recipe. Thank you for sharing "Paradise" with us. We'd love to come back. Warmly, Noel and Jim PS - Loved the flowers - inside and out. (Beautiful Landscaping).
Summer 2008
Dear Marian and Bob -
What a lovely little place for us to have our 6th decade birthday celebration together! Thank you for all the thoughtful touches you provided (and offered - thanks Bob!) to make it special. It was great. Fondly, Carol and Patricia
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An ACEO (2.5" x 3.5" or 6.4 cm x 8.9 cm) in ink & watercolor on vellum (140 lb.). This was started during June's Sketch Fest for the prompt "Mermaid's Wish". I thought of a mermaid writing down her wish on a piece of paper and putting it in a bottle to send to a random someone just for fun.
The original has been sold to a private collector.
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The original has been sold to a private collector.
©Mitzi Sato-Wiuff 2013
Oddly enough..I have written a story with the same title! (not that it has anything to do with your picture at all)
Wonderful picture..I will follow you!
So Beautiful!!
Beautiful colours!
She's very cute!!!!
beautiful !
really cool for the summer!
Love this!
This is gorgeous!!! What a lovely concept for a mermaid!


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Darkness Evolved
This is part 1 of the DE series. You are in a large building with no memory of anything, then you realize that you are not alone...
You must fight your way out of the darkness and evil, fighting zombies and other horrifying creatures in the unknown structure.
*You can face the darkness, but can you survive when it faces back?*
Hey everyone! My name is Jason (if you don't already know) and this game is called Darkness Evolved! It is a short horror game about a man who wakes up in a place he has never seen before. He must try to escape, fighting off the undead demons that keep him from his freedom.
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Graphics look a lot like cry of fear, nice game too. Ill be sure to download it later and try it out. Seems great.
Thanks! ... Yeah, they do remind me of cry of fear! Strange...
Nice game, tracking
Look's promising... Tracking, is the full game going to be free?
Yes it will. Since this is my first "real" game, I will not charge anything for it. In fact, im sure that many more of my games in the future will be completely free of charge!


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RunCoCo blogThis is the official blog of RunCoCo – a service based at the Academic IT Services, University of Oxford. We work with community collection and crowdsourcing projects and offer advice, training, and support to those looking for new ways of working with the public for impact, outreach, and engagement. For more information about our work, the projects we are involved with and the training and support we provide, please visit our website: http://runcoco.oucs.ox.ac.uk/
Letter to an Unknown Soldier: A Unique, Contemporary Form of Community Collection
If you had the chance to write to a soldier serving in World War One, what would you say, considering all your own experience of life and death post 1914 to hand? As more and more events and exhibitions are being … Continue reading
Beyond 2011
Yesterday we held our free one-day conference at OUCS, University of Oxford (26th May 2011). This year the 'Beyond' conference celebrated the joys and challenges of community collections. It was hosted by the RunCoco project and sponsored by JISC. Online … Continue reading
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Are you in?
The RunCoCo project has been diverted from this blog with our own community collections: Woruldhord, Erster Weltkrieg in Alltagsdokumenten – and with preparing for our forthcoming conference Beyond 2011: Crowdsourcing for public engagement. However I felt RunCoCo must briefly point … Continue reading
RunCoCo on Tour
Yesterday the RunCoCo team left the dreaming spires of Oxford in bright sunshine, and floral fireworks – magnolia and other blossoms. Today we have been training about 25 German librarians who are partnering the German National Library (die Deutsche Nationalbibliothek … Continue reading
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Europeana crowdsourcing memories in Germany
The German National Library (die Deutsche Nationalbibliothek – DNB) launches a new crowdsourcing project today, "Erster Weltkrieg in Alltagsdokumenten" (The First World War in everyday documents). Online, anyone can submit family memories and photos of letters, postcards and studio portraits … Continue reading
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How musical are you? New BBC experiment
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The Great War Archive extends in to Germany
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Milky Way – new Zooniverse site
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My Leicestershire Digital Archive
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I am going to start actively showing this year, hopefully. I don't know what colors would go best with the two horses I will be showing. I also would live some show name suggestions. They are both geldings. Thanks in advance for your imput.
First Horse
Chigger is a solid sorrel paint gelding. His registered name is ChickBarScooter. I don't have a show name for him yet. I will be doing some type of western showing with him, but I don't know what exactly yet.
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Gus is a grey TWH gelding. His show name as of right now is Steel Strokin. With him, I will be doing general gaited classes along with trail obstacle. He will be ridden strictly western, not saddleseat.


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One of the, if not THE most useful gift an artist could have is to maintain their curiosity. #tipoftheday
FYI: Schoolism Live Art Workshops happening in Vancouver, Toronto and Florence (Feb-March)! Http:// www.schoolism.com
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So much love your stile )
The cross-hatching and hatching looks lovely.
Really fantastic.
That said, frog is not gonna like being touched by a wood baby.
I have experience with frogs.
That said, frog is not gonna like being touched by a wood baby.
I have experience with frogs.
Very very cute!
The blur looks so good with the lineart! Nice idea!
your art stirs a special place in my heart ... so lovely ^^
so sweet
Adorable and wonderful!
How sweet...
I seriously love your art.
Are you interesting in Philosophy?
I want to visit a world designed by you
That thing reminds me of a friend I had, always willing to poke what he/she found curios. awesome sketch! =]
ooooh cute. You can always see these weirdly shaped tree trunks, next time I will go to the forest I will look for something like this
you are the person who inspired me to join DA (as you can see by the similarities in our names). I am just so enchanted by all your works and I wish someday I can enchant some one else the the way you have me c:
thank you for the amazing art
this is really great
Lovely <3
Out of everything that shows up in my messages box, I look forward to these drawings the most I love these little guys!!
I love your style Bobby. The shape of the frog´s head makes me feel like it wants to get catched by the plant creature. By the way I just bought the Perfect Bait on my phone and I just want to thank you for your advices. You are one cool admirable man!
Hey thx so much Juan!
You´re welcome. Hope one day I could get meet you and your studio when I make it into the movie industry!
SOOO beautiful, I adore Your style!
wow this is very cute
Loving these Tree Fellas!
I'm digging these little forest friends you've had going over the past couple weeks!
so nice
I love it
Awesome quote, lovely style.
Curiosity kills the... uuh... well whatever that thing is.
Jokes aside, this is a very cute little drawing. How long did it take you?
amazing work man. truly!
soo cute! ♥
This picture makes me smile hahah... Very cool
i love it, how do you come up with these ideas?
this is wonderful, and incredibly cute
lovely work
Oh little froggy, I love you
Love it
That is cute.
these lttle things are so.cute!!!!
ha that looks like something i'd do!


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Welcome to the website of ASTRA, the Association of Swedish Teachers and Researchers in America. ASTRA was founded at the first ASTRA luncheon in Seattle, WA, on Friday April 23, 2010 during the 99th annual meeting of the Society for the Advancement of Scandinavian Study (SASS), with the intention to register the organization as a 501(c)(3) not-for-profit organization. Former Swedish Information Service Director Marna Feldt reported on the history of academic meetings between the Swedish Teachers and Researcher in North America. Additional founding members were invited to join ASTRA during the remainder of the SASS 2010 conference.
ASTRA is a non-profit organization for researchers and teachers involved in Swedish language, linguistics, literature, culture, and area studies. ASTRA promotes the study of Swedish, Sweden, and other Swedish speaking contexts at all levels, and works to facilitate cooperation between scholars engaged in these fields.
Photo from the foundational luncheon in April 2010:
Back row: Charles Peterson, Christopher Oscarson, Peter Leonard
Middle row: Tara Chace, Allison Spenader, Merete Leonhardt-Lupa, Cissi Ovesdotter Alm, Laura Wideburg, Lotta Gavel Adams, Anna Westerståhl Stenport, Linda Rugg, Ursula Lindqvist, Ia Dubois, Rose-Marie Oster
Front row: Shelley Wright, Marna Feldt, Katja Shaye, Robert Greer
2015 Symposium
22–24 October at House of Sweden in Washington D.C.
"Realities" in Contemporary Swedish Cinema
Annual membership:
$20 for North American residents
For membership in ASTRA, contact the Treasurer Christopher Oscarson.
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- Chapter 20 20:1 The first day of the week cometh Mary Magdalene early, when it was yet dark, unto the sepulchre, and seeth the stone taken away from the sepulchre. 20:2 Then she runneth, and cometh to Simon Peter, and to the other disciple, whom Jesus loved,...
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- Chapter 7 7:1 And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree. 7:2 And I saw another angel ascending from the...
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Eat this Word: SakeWHAT? For goodness, sake. Considered Japan's national drink, sake is made by inoculating white rice with a special mould (Aspergillus oryzae), mixing it with pure water, and allowing it to ferment. It's a process more similar to beer making than to wine making, but sake is nevertheless usually translated as "rice wine." Also like beer, sake is best drunk young—Shizuo Tsuji, author of Japanese Cooking: A Simple Art (Kodansha), says experts recommend three months of age. Sake comes graded into classes: tokkyu (special class), ikkyu (first class) and nikyu (second class), but unlike French cru classifications, these do not designate quality. What you drink your sake in depends on whether you drink it hot or cold. Cold sake is usually served in cedar boxes called masuzake, sometimes with salt. Hot sake is served in small ceramic carafes called tokkuri, and is drunk from little cups.
Eye Candy: Incredible, Edible EggsA chef fries up some hen eggs at a dinner featuring UpStairs on the Square's Susan Regis, Steven Brand, Maria Santos, and Matthew Paul Reiser. You can see more photos of their dinner by clicking here.
Recipe: Challah French ToastThe perfect French toast starts with a rich and luscious bread; challah, which is loaded with eggs and butter, is the perfect candidate. Bruce and Eric Bromberg, owners of the popular Blue Ribbon restaurants in New York, use it in their version of the Sunday brunch staple. (You can also taste the real thing at this weekend's Beard House brunch, which will feature some of the brothers' signature rise-and-shine fare.)
On the Menu: Celebrating OaxacaTonight's Beard House dinner will introduce diners to the utterly unique cuisine of the Isthmus of Tehuantepec, a narrow stretch of land separating the Mexican gulf from the Pacific Ocean in the southeast of Oaxaca. Ivy Stark of Dos Caminos has designed the menu centering on this largely unknown part of the world, and will be joined in the kitchen by two members of her team, Scott Linquist and Pastry Chef Hugo Reyes. Here's what they will be preparing: Hors d'Oeuvre Molotes de Flor de Calabaza Quesillo > Masa Turnovers with Zucchini Blossoms and Oaxacan String Cheese Tortitas de Camaron > Tiny Omelet Soufflés with Dried Shrimp Pasilla Oaxaca Relleno de Requeson y Durasno > Cheese and Peach–Stuffed Smoked Pasilla Chilies Tostaditas de Erizo > Crispy Corn Totopos with Sea Urchin, Serrano Chile,
Eye Candy: DoughnutsDiners were served an unexpected treat at JBF Award winner Marcus Samuelsson's Beard House dinner last month: a surprise platter of housemade glazed doughnuts, sprinkled with powdered sugar. Click here to see more photos of Marcus Samuelsson and his team.
Eat This Word: Carnitas
WHAT? Mexican confit. Though the word carnitas can refer to any small bits of cooked meat—that are usually served in soft corn tacos at roadside stands throughout Mexico—the most common is pork. To make pork carnitas, large pieces of shoulder and other fatty parts of the pig are simmered in vats of lard until they are crisp on the outside and juicy and tender on the inside. The meat is removed from the fat, drained, and broken up into small shreds that are then stuffed into tacos. (Where there are carnitas, there are usually chicherones, or crisp, fried pork skins.) The western part of central Mexico, namely Michoacán, is known for carnitas, but truth be told they are tasty just about everywhere—even Queens, New York.
WHERE? Ivy Stark, Scott Linquist, and Hugo Reyes's Beard House dinner
WHEN? May 21, 2010
HOW? Roast Duck Breast and Duck Carnitas Enchiladas with Dried Fruit,
On the Menu: Traverse City Food and WineMichigan native Myles Anton has earned a following for his farm-focused cuisine at Trattoria Stella, located in the lively gastro-hub of Traverse City, Michigan. He and his sommelier, Andrea Danielson, will present a spectacular dinner paired with excellent wines—many of which hail from Michigan wine country—at tonight's Beard House event. (Fun fact: Traverse City lies on the 45th parallel, the same circle of latitude that travels through Bordeaux and Burgundy.) Check out what's on the menu: Arugula with Parsnips, Chives, and Ligurian Focaccia Pairing: Left Foot Charley Pinot Blanc 2008 Gnocchetti with Lake Superior Walleye and Scallops, Tomato, and Roasted Garlic Pairing: Antinori Guado al Tasso Scalabrone Rosato 2009 Chicken Agnolotti with Crumbled Biscotti, Onions, and Cream Pairing: Parusso Bricco Rovella 2003
Eye Candy: Seasonally SweetPhiladelphia chef Terence Feury, who has garnered raves at Fork, served this rhubarb tart topped with almond crumble and strawberry swirl gelato at his Beard House dinner last month. See more photos of his menu here.
On the Menu: Zak Pelaccio and Simpson Wong
At Monday night's Beard House dinner, we're celebrating the tasty side of multiculturalism: Zak Pelaccio and Simpson Wong will prepare a meal that showcases the vibrant cuisine Malaysia, where Indian, Chinese, and Thai influences have intermingled for centuries. See what's on the menu below:
Roasted Hudson Valley Duck and Mango Salad
Curry Laksa > Traditional Northeastern Malay Noodle and Fish Soup with Coconut Broth
Halibut with Malaccan Pineapple Curry
Slow-Cooked Short Rib Rendang with Aromatic Curry and Coconut Rice
Assorted Malay Desserts:
Coconut Cream Panna Cotta
Pudding Raja > Duck Egg Yolk Threads with Aromatic Sweet Syrup
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I really am a golfer
And let me tell you why
Its only when I swing a club
I really feel alive
I really am a golfer
And take my driver out
I swing my club and hit the ball
As hard and I have might
I really and a golfer
My ball is in the rough
I swing my metal 3 real hard
To find the grass is tuff
I really am a golfer
My ball goes 50 ft.
It's out the rough and in the sand
And buried very deep
I really am a golfer
I take my sand wedge out
I open up the face of it
And swing it with a clout
I really am a golfer
My ball is on the green
I swing the putter in an arc
With boggy on the seen
I really am a Golfer
My put goes 10ft past
I'm looking at a double
But the Green is just too fast
I really am a golfer
The balls beside the cup
I make it in the center
And my friends they call it luck
Copyright © Justin Time | Year Posted 2014
More great poems below...
A Better Putter
I have a naughty iron that is a nine
Which some say has become benign;
My balls seem to be slow as molasses
So I had to take a couple of classes.
From whole, entire course I got cut
Because I never learned how to putt,
And you should see the terrible scar
When they beat me for not making par.
My golf game suffered a major mishap
Ball ended up being in a soft, sand trap;
Then there was a complete catastrophe
Had hit ball hard from tee into a tree.
To avoid all of the trash and clutter
I then tried to buy a better putter
On course my dead corpse does remain;
All those terrible drives drove them insane.
Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2013
Over fifty years have passed,
Tho' it seems like just the other day;
My father gave me golf clubs,
"It's a game you need to learn to play."
He said, "It's very difficult, but so is life.
There's more to learn than grip and swing and rules,
Like honesty and dealing with adversity;
Then, pointing to his head, "… and how to use ALL your tools.
Play the Course… and Mother Nature…
Focus on just one shot at a time;
Try to learn from each of your mistakes;
Then, do your best to leave them behind.
These clubs will teach you more
Than our 'man to man' talks.
This you'll learn for yourself,
So you can "walk the walk."
"Practice makes better, but not perfect.
And always remember what they say:
'"Golf is not a game that we can win.
It's just a game we play.'"
His lessons served me very well,
Took them to heart and play the game.
And life is much like a round of golf.
Despite the bad shots, I'm always glad I came.
Copyright © Robert Candler | Year Posted 2014
There was a man from faraway lands.
He held a golf club in his right hand.
He said this to me.
What is that I see?
No club in your mitt, or ball to hit.
-For Contest Golf Limerick
Copyright © Donald Williams | Year Posted 2013
Was out playing golf just for fun
With Father O'Toole in the sun
When club from hand burst
Hit priest as he cursed
And I hit his first holy one
Copyright © Martin Kloess | Year Posted 2013
A strong passion of mine in recent years
is being on a golf fairway...
Its a place as other golfers would agree
is an escape from stress of every day...
Its definitely a whole new kind of stress
but a hand full of good shots brings smiles...
The friendships found, with either lawyers
or doctors even the bartender who hits it a mile...
We are all even on hole number one with jokes
and caddyshack quotes as one putts on the greens...
The passion for golf runs straight through my soul,
a good or bad day my smile still gleams...
Even if tired or worn out after a long day at work,
nothing stops me from making that four pm. tee time...
Either on a Myrtle beach well groomed course, or
public one with divots and a green you can't find..
There is no better place to be then standing in a tee
box with your driver in hand..
A full swing on beautiful blue sky day and hopefully seeing
where your ball will land...
"Passion Pit" contest by "Sweetheart of Poetry Soup" Linda...
Copyright © Michael J. Falotico | Year Posted 2010
You're in Palm Springs, not much to do
But golf and get some sun
Hop on a cart, still almost dark
Get out and have some fun
Line up your shot, you're feeling hot
You try hard not to push
But half the time, like you were blind
It ends up in the bush
You curse and swear like no one's there
Dig up a chunk of dirt
You hit a house, feel like a louse
Thank God no one was hurt
You hack around, rip up the ground
The hole seems 'way too small
You miss your shot and swear a lot
This is no fun at all
Every shot's worse than the last
No matter how you try
They don't go where you want them
It makes you wanna cry
Your buddies laugh, you stand and chaff
You ask them what's so funny
They grin and say, "Looks like today
You owe us lots of money"
Finally when you make a shot
You think you're getting hotter
You rip the next shot long and hard
Straight into the water
Every shot makes someone smile
Somehow it's never you
A foursome comes up from behind
Asks if they could play through
You shank and pull you slash and slice
You finally get around
The only part that you enjoy
Is when you're homeward bound
You practice 'til the sun goes down
Determined not to fail
The more you try the worse it gets
You just groove your slash and flail
Today I had a real good day
I'm happy as could be
Had lots of fun, me and my Hon
Stayed home and watched TV
Copyright © Vic Pister | Year Posted 2013
Hyperbole is a sports cast
Announcers have egos so vast
My ears must have rest
From this lambasting pest
Collection of morons amassed
Author's note: Is it getting worse, or is it just me?
Copyright © Duke Beaufort | Year Posted 2013
Is the a golf course in heaven
O'lord of mine.
I have Cheated
I have lied
I have killed
I have steal
I have made people sad
I have made people mad.
But I just want to know one thing before I go.
Is the a golf course in heaven?
Copyright © Harold Hunt sr | Year Posted 2014
I'm cool, warmed up, loose. I'm gonna crack this ball straight down the fairway
all the way to the white post, clean and straight. Yeah.
I'm the king of the worm burners, oh, no, I'm the baddest Tiger of these
here woods. Ha ha, not bad, I launched that there rocket clean
into that oak, missed my forehead, missed my partner, never you mind.
I'm out on the fairway now.
I'm cool, warmed up, loose. Got my eye on the ball.
King of Zen. Just swing and … yeah. Okay.
I'm King of the beach blanket beee-ing go. Okayyy. No problem. Golf is about practice
and practice make perfect. Okay, closed my eyes there.
Splash? Splash it is.
Okay, I'm Chipping King, just smack that ball into that little ole hole.
God's be with me. Whew.
I'm the man. Ain't I the man? Blow me a-way!
It's all won on the greens guys. Ain't I the King? Didn't I just chip right in? Ever see
anything like that before? MMMhmm. You on for five on the next hole?
Copyright © Sheri Fresonke Harper | Year Posted 2013
triplets in rhyme
Just need two under par
I've mastered this shot
and my partners will lose.
One is my only son,
and a friend from college.
Fond memory's my muse.
Soar among the Eagles!
I'll let my soul sing,
their spirits to bolster.
I let loose measured stroke.
My eagle's in flight
soaring t'wards a bunker.
Copyright © Reason A. Poteet | Year Posted 2013
I lost you that day
when it was
And drops
of your face
r o l l e d away.
Copyright © Ammy Avocet | Year Posted 2014
What is it - this royal and ancient game
That gets in your blood and under your skin?
That invites in men's hearts a peaceful aim
Till you shank one and your head starts to spin!
Not just a game for sadists and killjoys
Though it helps if misery becomes you;
New graphite, titanium and steel toys
Vex me slowly but what am I to do?
I am hooked - addicted to the flagged green,
And no persuasion can my scourge deny:
No finer joy (with pants on) has there been,
But take my wife before my clubs - or DIE!
To all you gals who would have us not play
Hear this... 'tis the fairway or the highway!
September 2004
Copyright © Keith Trestrail | Year Posted 2014
It was in the mists of morning, beneath the rising morning sun,
We had come to conquer Ft. Langley, It was me and Al and John.
We had all teed off quite nicely, on number one I scored a seven,
But Al warned me that one was easy when compared to number eleven,
His eyes clouded as he spoke of it, I thought, God, it must be tough.
If its difficult for Allan, for me it'll be really rough
Now Allan is a golfer, par excellence, among the best
But we 'could see that number eleven, had put him to the test.
Well we carried on like troopers, we thrashed 3 & 4 & 5.
In the cool Ft. Langley morning, it felt great to be alive.
We left six's fairway smoking, seven posed a little hitch
John and Al were on the fairway, while I had smoked one into the ditch
Al was getting on a roll now blasting off just like a gun
But John was coming on like blazes nipping hard on Allan's buns,
We drove off on number 9 hole blasting off out into space
In the distance stood eleven ….we saw tension on Allan's face.
For eleven is a nightmare reserved only for the deft
For pressing hard against you is the river on' the left,
It appeared that Al had been there for his trembling would not cease
As we walked toward the tee box Al dropped briefly to his knees
We could feel the tension mounting, by Allan's eyes we could clearly tell
That the three of us were standing at the gate of golfers hell.
John was first up to the tee box drove a beauty down the pike
I was next and drove off nicely, center line and slightly right.
Al approached like he was frozen by the fears of hooking left
But he mustered his composure till he seemed quite calm and deft.
Be careful Al, we cautioned for on the left beyond those oaks
You'll be straight into the river and that costs two penalty strokes
Al teed up and drove his ball off picked his head up for a look
It was far and straight and pretty then 'oh my God' it started to hook.
It disappeared beyond the treetops Allan's jaw dropped in a gasp
In the distance we were certain that we heard a little splash,
Now Allan is a scholar predisposed to being kind
But he muttered as we snickered something about kissing his behind.
Al said damn I'm shooting 3 now I said, "No, I think it's more."
John said counting two for penalty I think now you're shooting four
Al bent down to tee another, lined up carefully to the right
Then he leaned in to the sucker and pounded out with all his might
Once again it rose like lightning exploding out into the sky
But when Al looked up to see it he could not believe his eyes
It was hooking to the river and disappeared into the heaven
"Fore" cried Al in horror, John said, "No, I think it's seven."
Al was losing his composure he was crumbling from the stress
But he knew he had to do it and overcome his sheer distress.
Once again he teed a ball up took his time to take his aim
Let her rip and hit a beauty but oh my God, it did the same.
"Fore" croaked Allan weakly, as I fumbled for my pen.
John said don't forget the penalty I think now you're shooting ten.
Al staggered to his golf bag, his knees weak and soft as butter
He fumbled with his golf clubs and finally he pulled out his putter.
It was only with much urging, he agreed to try it one more time
This time he hit a beauty straight down field on center line.
As we helped Al down the fairway walking off the eleventh tee
We thought we heard the devil laughing through the breezes in the trees.
We could see that Al was hurting we knew he'd never be the same
But don't believe him when he tells you, that he's given up the game.
He'll be golfing till he dies, we think he's real hooked on the sport
But Al, as a professional golfer you're coming up a little short.
The player inside
As one stands on the first tee
a straightforward start with pumping heart
should be easy enough for me he he
with an arch of the back
a thundering crack
a look from my eye up through the sky
looking for my ball to see
an iron I take for my second
and again look after my ball so keen
then with a skip and a thud it ends up on the green
glove off putter in hand I line up with the hole
with a positive roll it rolls into my goal
1 under par a birdie so rare
Is today the day I wonder
then all hopes are dashed when my next drive hits a tree
after many a shout and searching about
my round of promise some hours ago has gone as all before
but I will be back with new balls to whack
to the game that I adore
Copyright © marc barritt | Year Posted 2013
When I went golfing with Sir Isaac Newton
He hit tee shots that were not comput'in
Though he struck balls sound
They stayed on the ground
Never making it to where he was shootin'
When we went inside to, have a tea
He showed his disgust with, gravity
I said, "That round went to pot
Coz for each hole's first shot
For some reason you didn't, grab a tee!"
Copyright © David Fisher | Year Posted 2013
I learned to golf the following way;
That after each stroke you shout, 'foreplay!'
Then when you get up
You shoot for the cup,
And if asked give an instant replay.
For Craig's Golf Limerick contest
Stance, grip,
settle in, shake out,
place the club head,
sweet spot kissing
the doomed ball,
a ripe plum
against the steel.
Doubt about
the Oppenheimer reallocation.
Eye on the ball,
a visual feast,
view the flag,
take a picture of it
with the mind,
eye on the ball.
A breeze, a frown,
left foot forward
a millimeter,
club head opened
four thousands of an inch,
the reckoning
of terrible variables.
Imagine the Masters:
"Mr Scott Davis of Fort Wayne Indiana,
you are away."
Perfection, shake out,
wiggling hips,
exhale, the paroxysm
of tension, mind and body
The flag appears
as a scrapbook photograph,
the drum roll crescendo
of concentration stops.
The Oppenheimer reallocation
was a good move.
It's time.
The back swing,
a slow pendulum
of machine precision
rises to the twisted apex
and hovers.
The sword of Damocles,
falls slowly to release.
Scott gives it his all.
Eye off the ball.
The Oppenheimer reallocation.
Follow through.
There it is!
The ball is shooting straight
down the fairway
as an artillery round,
climbing to trajectory,
rising, hanging, hanging
beyond gravity,
falling, falling, dropping.
Direct hit on the green,
rolling, rolling, stopping
ten feet from the pin.
Could be better but
birdie is possible –
very possible.
Scott lifts the heavy golf bag
and soldiers down the fairway.
The sun could not
be brighter,
the sky more blue,
the grass more green,
the birds more musical.
Scott is hopeful
of birdie
on Par 3.
Copyright © Peter Kautsky | Year Posted 2014
Get a .99 cent styro cooler
Fill da cooler wit beer
Put cooler in da golf cart
You get in da cart wit it
Roll out to da PGA Course
Laugh, Joke, Relax
When dat beer is Gone
Da Game is Over!
Go Home
Say, "I almost won!"
Do her proud!
Den go back next week
Might Win!
Copyright © Judy Konos | Year Posted 2015
A slight hint of consternation was in her voice,
"Why did you tell those people I'm deaf and dumb?"
"I never said you were deaf, my Dear."
She laughed, but I kinda felt like a bum.
Hell. It was just a joke.
One evening, she asked, "Will you love me if I get chubby?"
I responded, "Of course I still love you.
It would take much more than pounds and cellulite
To make me fall out of love…it's true."
Hell. It was just a joke.
"Would you remarry if I die before you?" she asked.
I said, "No…probably not…I've been spoiled by you."
"But you've been a great husband. I think you should."
"Whatever happens, happens is the best I can do."
"If you remarried, would you play golf with your new wife?
And would you let her use my clubs?" she demanded.
I calmly smiled and said, "Your clubs are safe.
You see, my Dear…she's left handed."
Hell. It was just a joke.
Then, she whined and whined about her butt.
I responded, "Want to knock some inches off that ass?
It may sound strange, but I heard it works….
Rinse all your panties in Slim Fast."
Hell. It was just a joke.
The next day, I readied for work, took 'undies' from my drawer.
They were engulfed in a fog of white, why I didn't know.
So, I asked, "Honey! Why did you put talcum powder on my shorts?"
She slyly smiled, "That's not talcum powder. That's Miracle Gro."
Hell. It was just a joke....I guess.
So, what is my wife's most endearing feature?
Her sense of humor.... there's no doubt.
Always a smile where angst or anger might have been,
A smile I never want to be without.
Well, here I am sitting on the golf course
Watching the fireworks display overhead
Yes, I know I'm not as big as a horse
But at least one golfer I have misled
"Kerplunk"came the ball, bouncing off my shell
Casting it deep in the adjoining woods
That's when I heard someone yell, "Mulligan"
They ran toward the golfer like a band of hoods
I was wondering how they knew my name
As they all ran toward the errant golf ball
And then banished the golfer from their game
Without asking if my shell had been mauled
There's much food to be found on the golf course
So I still traverse many a fairway
But it never ceases to surprise me
How my name's called when e'er balls go astray
Luckily my shell is hard as granite
Golf ball injuries I never sustain
So my Mulligan family moved here
Friendly golfers already know our name
*Written July 20, 2014 and inspired by the time my sister's ball bounced off a
turtle's back and into the woods. She's a two-time hole in one gal, so this was
not a funny story for her.
Wikipedia definition of "Mulligan" - In golf, a mulligan is a stroke that is replayed from the spot of the previous stroke without penalty, due to an errant shot made on the previous stroke. The result is, as the hole is played and scored, as if the first errant shot had never been made. This practice is disallowed entirely by strict rules and players who attempt it or agree to let it happen may be disqualified from sanctioned competitions.
Copyright © Carolyn Devonshire | Year Posted 2014
His proposal
Darling will you marry me? I'll love you for eternity
With honour and hope all of my life, I want to make you my wife
My worldly goods will be yours and I'll cherish you forever
In sickness and in health, I will leave you never.
Darling this is the best honeymoon, I have ever been on.
Do you know where my golf clubs are? They seem to have gone.
No you can't go shopping we cannot afford
I have payments to make on my holiday abroad
Darling I need a shirt for tonight's dinner,
I'm going to the golf clubs for the awards for the winner
No, you don't need a new outfit, that one you have on will do
Why do you want a new one, that apron really suits you.
Darling we need the money that's why you do the dishes
If I could afford to have you with me, it would grant me all my wishes.
My shoes need cleaning, I need clean underwear too
I don't know why you haven't done them you seem to have nothing to do.
Darling the grass needs cutting why have you left it so long
I think you should do it now, while I just listen to this song
You always say you are tired but I really don't know why,
You only work twelve hours a day and that's no reason to cry.
Copyright © Mandy Tams The Golden Girl | Year Posted 2011
We were golfing in the morning
It was me and my friend Bill
We were on hole number seven
Everything was going well
I drove my ball straight down the fairway
The shot was pretty nice
Bill leaned hard into his shot
But he had a tendency to slice
It disappeared toward the Condos
We could hear a frightening crash
The picture window tinkled down
Pieces lying on the sash
He said I must go and apologize
To the lady in the place
He found her lying in her chaise lounge
Dressed in frilly things and lace
He went in to check the damage
That he'd done to her place
He came out two hours later
With a big smile on his face
She said don't worry 'bout the damage
I already have been paid
My day has started very nicely now
What a difference it has made
I may have lost a window
But the breaks been very nice
You can stop in any time
It has been a slice
I stand on the tee with the ball in my hand
And look at the green far away
I decide on an iron that slides from my bag
And set the ball on the Tee
I practice my swing till it feels kind of right
Then set my club to the ball
As I club head comes down and collides with the ball
I watch it fly through the air
I think it look good as it lands on the green
A little left of the hole
The slope of the green swings the ball to the right
As the ball gets close to the flag
The ball keeps on rolling across the green turf
As the ball approaches the hole
I stand there amazed as the ball disappears
As I look at the Green far away
Maybe I'll go to the driving range this afternoon. Hit a few. Oh that's right. I have a chronic pain in my back... Maybe I'll go home and have a beer; maybe watch a hockey game. I keep forgetting the storm knocked out the cable last night. Maybe I'll get into a profound conversation with the wife. I keep forgetting she's not happy with me. Maybe I'll die in obscurity. Maybe I'll just fade away... I guess I'll postpone the golf game... Save it for another day...
Copyright © Darrell Hoover | Year Posted 2014


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- Trail Season: year round
- Length of Trail: 1.20000004768372 mile(s)
- Trail Activities: Walking, Horse Riding, Mt. Biking
- There is a permit required on the trail
- Location of Start: N38 07.358 W97 50.609
This is a list of all the Equestrian Trails in the State of Kansas.
Bluestem - Sand Hills State Park
Boulder Bluff Horse Trail - El Dorado State Park
Trail is a scenic stroll through the Flint Hills along the shoreline of El Dorado Lake. An equestrian campground is available in Boulder Bluff Area 1.
Cottonwood trail - Sand Hills State Park
Crystal Trail - Milford State Park
Dune trail - Sand Hills State Park
Eagle Ridge Trail - Milford State Park
Equestrian Trails - Perry State Park
The equestrian trails wind through upland forest habitat allowing many opportunities for viewing wildlife and colorful vegitation. The trails start and end in Perry State Park but some of the trail traverses across the COE Rock Creek public use area.
Horse Trail - Eisenhower State Park
Kanopolis Multi-use Trails Alum Creek Trails Access from Trailheads A,B,C & D - Kanopolis State Park
These two trails form an 8.3 mile loop across pastures, through canyons, trees and along creeks. There are two minor water crossings. This portion of the trails is easy to moderate in difficulty. There are two short cuts which will make the distance of the loop 5.5 miles. Use caution when traveling this far from the trailheads; there is no short or easy way back once you get to the Alum Creek Trails.
Kanopolis Multi-Use Trails Horsethief Canyon Trails Can be accessed at Trailheads A,B,C & D - Kanopolis State Park
Two sections of the trail system, referred to as the Horsethief Canyon trails, connect the Rockin' K Trails to the Prairie Trails. The orange Horsethief Canyon Trail is one of the more difficult trails in the trail system. It has three relatively easy water crossings, but the trail is narrow in spots and goes in and out of rocky canyons. The blue Horsethief Canyon Trail is short and easy but has three water crossings that can present a challenge. These crossings can be very deep.
Kanopolis Multi-Use Trails Prairie Trails Access From Trailheads A,B,C & D - Kanopolis State Park
Two trails, which are referred to as the Prairie Trails, connect the Horsethief Canyon Trails to the Alum Creek Trails. These trails are easy to moderate in difficulty with one common water crossing, and a short cut. The Prairie Trails will take you to Red Rocks Canyon, a breathtaking Kansas Canyon lined with red sandstone.
Kanopolis Multi-Use Trails Rockin' K Trails Access from Trailhead A & D - Kanopolis State Park
Two 2 mile sections of the trail system are called the Rockin' K Trails. This section of the trails connect the Rockin' K Horse Campground and the Rockwall Campground to the the main trail system. These are relatively easy trails.
Pipeline Trail - Milford State Park
Pond trail - Sand Hills State Park
Prairie trail - Sand Hills State Park
Randolph Equestrian Trail - Tuttle Creek State Park
Encompasses a wide variety of terrain offering views of the flint hills, the lake and wildlife.
Rock Creek Horse Trail - Clinton Wildlife Area
Horse trail is open seasonally and is located on southeast side of Rock Creek arm of lake. Trail head is in Rockhaven Park.
Camping can be found at Corps of Engineers Rockhaven Park
Saddle Ridge Trails - Hillsdale State Park
You can hike, bike, or many enjoy riding their horses starting at the Saddle Ridge Horse Camp area. You can observe native plants, the view of the lake in some places, and may even see some native wildlife. There are four different loops of trail systems: NW blue trail, SE red trail, SW red trail, and the Outlet blut loop. Vehicle permits are required for entry.
Tallgrass - Sand Hills State Park
Woodland trail - Sand Hills State Park


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