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How much would you pay for a Face Painter?
Hi everyone,
hope I'm writing this on the right board - I'm very new to all this but need your help and advice...
I am a Mum to an 8 month old boy and I'm desperately trying to pull in a few pennies to give us a bit of pocket money so have decided to start face painting again. I'm thinking about starting my own business but before I do, I wanted to do a bit of research into what Mum's want from people they hire these days for parties and how much they are willing to pay?
Most children's party entertainers seem to be all singing all dancing extravaganza's - do mum's still want a creative and unique face painter? I'm planning to offer extras and a dressing up box and themed parties eg: pirates and princesses, monsters and ghouls etc and I'd like to think that what I do is very different to your bog standard school fete painter but should I be offering more? More importantly what would you be willing to pay, would you prefer an hourly rate or one-off fee?
Any thoughts would be much appreciated x
Hi Charlotte!
Good for you, I think you will do quite well.
I'm a childrens entertainer and I do facepainting or glitter tatoos as part of all my packages.
To be honest, I think kids can get confused when there's too much going on, and although I think you would do quite well at fete's and fairs, charging say £2.50 per face, I think if you were advertising as a kids entertainer, i.e. facepainter, then you would charge a one off fee.
Another option is to advertise for weddings. There are so many brides looking for something to keep the kids quiet/busy during the speeches etc, so that is something else for you to look into.
Think about this.
When a child is having a party whether it be in a hall or in their house, if there is a "special guest" arriving, the kids are so wound up waiting. If you were going to be there before the party starts, would you have music playing? What would be the "script" for the party?
Would they dress up, have face painted, and then what?
Would the parents be expected to entertain them?
These are just a feew things to consider before making that big decision!
Good luck with it all and if you need any other advice please dont hesitate to pm me
I hired a facepainter for DS naming day/birthday and i paid £40/hr. She was absolutley fantastic and worth every single penny. I booked her for 2 hr to make sure all the kids got sone. The kids faces were so professional x
Not sure it will help but when we organised creches we searched for face painters before and were looking to spend £50 for two hours. We couldn't get anyone at short notice but most said that they would accept this as we would be entertaining the chldren whilst they wait etc. in the creche.
Hope that kind of helps?
Good Luck
Hello, another entertainer here.
When I go our to fete ect where I charge I ask £1 a face. I know many are charging £2.50 but I personally feel this is to much. I have been face painting for aver 3 years and do some great faces.
I take each paid booking as individual but I woud charge something arround £40 for the first hour and a reduction for further hours. I also would charge non profit organisations less and only charge £50 fora 2 hour party whatever I do.
As for content. I do lots f things but when face painting only the one thing unless its a tddler party and usingmy soft play equipment.
Good luck to you.
Do you do balloons too.
Some councis have no rules against busking and I am planning to busk in my local high street when it warns up. I will just give out balloons and have a hat on the floor. Folk can give it they like. Have read this is a relly good way of learning to banter ect.
Whatever you do get some good insurance. I pay £80 a year for entertainers insurance from Ace who were tower who were country mutual insurance.
Good luck. Sally
I Had 2 ladies who did the face painting at my d/d party and they charged just £40 for 2 hours and there were 45 kids they were fantastic, they did a very varied selection, they did not do anything else they were only there to paint, my advice to you is just do that, dont try too many different things we had an entertainer too, hths
I'd like a face painter at my events but want one that charges per face rather than for time. When I looked into this I might as well have searched for a moon on a stick. Everyone wanted to charge me for turning up and per face.
So if there's anyone out there near Hull who will set up and charge each customer rather than me please pm me
Hi, I work in children's entertainment and sometimes employ face painters as part of this. We always charge on an hourly rate, rather than per child - the reason for this is that some designs take 2 minutes to do, some take 5 minutes to do, others even longer. People often don't appreciate this and, if you're charging per child, they want to pay a flat rate regardless of how long it takes you. From an economic point of view, it doesn't make sense to charge per child.
Prices vary widely, depending on the qualifications of the people providing the face painting. If you are part of an organisation such as The Face Painting Association, then you will be able to charge more, because you have to be of a certain standard. Their website is FACE - The UK Face Painting Association and this will give you a useful insight into the world of professional face painting!
I got one last september and it cost me 50 for hour and half or 60 for 2 i went with 2 hours. she did great faces and put jewels and thing on and did balloons. best balloons ive seen lol
she did the faces while the kids where playing on soft play and the kids all got done or just had a dragon or something on there arm.
then when it was time for the dinner and the kids was sat down she went around and did everyone a balloon.
The dressing up a great idea is its in like a church hall and things. And its gud to have itdeas to choose from.
the face painter i got is always booked months in advance and the place i had my childs party asked if she could cum in some sats or suns and do kids faces. Wouldnt change her for it but would add something to the pub and she just couldnt do it shes soo fully booked so good luck
Thanks so much for all your responses, its certainly given me a lot to think about. I've always got work via an agent before now so I've never had to deal with the logistics personally and because I've always done corporate work I'm very out of touch with what the average Mum will pay for a childrens entertainer.
I'm excited but also nervous; Rowena I just read a post from you in the Party Entertainers thread about your issues with trademarking your business name - That's definately food for thought...
Can't wait to get started though! Thanks everyone
I face paint professionally and only do jobs paid by the hour. The reasons for this which might help you understand why is most of us being professional fork out for travel costs, public liability insurance, materials (paints, tables, chairs, gazebo etc), advertising, business cards, web site hosting and all the other items of running a business the same as any other properly run business. We spend time marketing, training etc and finally, we all pay our TAX.
In charging say £80.00 for a two hour party you could say that by the end of it that £80.00 comes down to £55.00 with a percentage of all the expenses taken out. If the party is in the middle of the day you may not be able to book another job around it.
If I were to take a "pay per face" job I would be taking a risk ie weather tipping with rain, no clients, can't paint, and so don't earn. The money I earn has to pay for my mortgage its not "pin money". Not only that as somebody said above it takes time for kids to make their minds up and if you are on pay per face time is money. Therefore, for most professional painters it just isn't practical to take this kind of work. After all the balloon modeller is paid to be there, the bouncy castle is paid to be there so why shouldn't the face painter be paid to be there too.
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I think its a great idea and a popular one too.
I would happily pay the prices people have mentioned on here.
Good luck
susan xx
Hey, im a face painter,i do childrens parties and other events.
I charge £2 per face or £25 for the first hour and £20 for every hour after that.
I wouldnt do anything other than face paint at the parties as it could make you more distracted.
Im based in nottingham and have lots of interest. x
advice please
hi there
i have just started up my own face painting business and im stuck in what to charge,i only do face painting. ive done afew school fates for free in the past and childrens parties for friends.ive recently charged £30 for the first hour then £10 after that then charged travelling too. so in total £50 for two hours. is that too little or too much? please help i feel bad charging too much as im not a professional but im quite good considering i havnt got much expereince. does it depend on how many children there are as well? thanks
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Hi Charlotte, I have been running my face painting business since 1993 and have crossed most of the pitfalls! Your first problem is your little one. Who will be looking after him/her while you go to a client? Will you have to pay them? How will you get to the parties,and at what cost? How much is your Public Liability insurance? I pay 69.90 for twelve months and that gives me 5M Pnds cover. For a party of UP TO 20 children in the Manchester area, I charge £75 with no time limit. I tell the client that I will leave the party once the kiddies have been painted and she is happy for me to go. Any over 20 I charge £3. That includes face painting, colour hair spray and I take pictures of each painted face and send a photo cd to the client later.
Hope all that helps. Just reply if you need more info! Dorcas Mary - Happy Faces Pro Face Painting
Hi please can someone forward me contact details for a good face painter for my daughter's birthday party. My budget is £40 for 2 hours. It would be great help. And also if you have bouncy castle suppliers contact. Thanks a lot
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Hi Namrata
I was just wondering if you were able to find a face painter for such a low fee. As stated above, most professional face painters like myself have to cover all our expenses including insurance, tax, fuel, stock etc and £40 for two hours would result in working for less than the minimum wage.
You may find someone who is just starting out offering a lower rate but if you want the wow factor and someone who is less likely to let you down at the last minute I would suggest hiring someone with experience.
hi im in the ramsgate area and have just re started up again we tend to charge also £2.50 a face and £40 pounds for 2 hour party but it depends on distance and number of children but thats a guide .

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The Hobbit: Whoops! II by wolfanitaWatch
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One of those embarrassing little moments in life...
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aaaah! BOOM! oh, hi smaug
That landing probably hurt...
Don't sneeze! ;D
I can hear Bens voice "What do you thing you´r doing?!"
now kiss!
now kiss!
Adore it
"Got your nose!"
Thorin's face is to die for.
And I really like the texture you used for Smaug's scales. He's a really pretty dragon.
And I really like the texture you used for Smaug's scales. He's a really pretty dragon.
HAHAHAHA Brilliant! XD
Maybe because it's late, somehow "Can you feel the love tonight" started playing in my head. I should... go to bed now.
I just can hear Thorin swallowing XD
I don't know which one of them has a more "OH SHIT" face
I must admit Smaug doesn't look very much like himself, but I drew this at a time where there were hardly any pictures of him - I'll have to draw him again some day....
haha, this bit was awesome, i love this drawing
Love this bit in the movie, you have captured it exactly. Love the look's on both of their face's.
The funny thing is that Smaug doesn't actually look as if he wanted to kill Thorin, more like he wants a hug from him. ^^
smaug: huh??
Smaug just learned a new trick! Good boy!!!
Lol. That awkward moment when you land on a dragons nose.
Omg I remember that part in the movie
Great artwork!
Thorin: Um....Hi there....So, how's it going?
Smaug: Grrrrrr......GET OFF MY NOSE!!!
Thorin: Um....Hi there....So, how's it going?
Smaug: Grrrrrr......GET OFF MY NOSE!!!


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|Season 14 / Episode 9: - A Shot in the Dark
Lois Griffin: Peter, where are you? Peter! Okay, I'm starting a good way without you!
Peter Griffin: Whew! Heh, unlike you I just dodged a bullet.
|Season 13 / Episode 15: - Once Bitten
Peter Griffin: Lois, can you pour my juice? I can't lift my arm.
Lois Griffin: I still can't believe Brian bit you. It just doesn't seem like him.
Stewie Griffin: Oh, because you know him so well...! Shut your faaaaaaace.
|Season 13 / Episode 10: - Quagmire's Mom
Peter Griffin: [after someone pointing out his checkbook doesn't have anything written in it] Lois, why DON'T my checkbooks have any writing in them?
Lois Griffin: Well, Peter...
Peter Griffin: What?
Lois Griffin: That's just a wide pad of post-its I gave you.
Stewie Griffin: WHAT? So that million-dollar check you gave me yesterday is no good? I quit my job, man!
Stewie Griffin: [cut to Stewie flipping his co-workers off] I will NOT see you Monday!
|Season 12 / Episode 6: - Life of Brian
Brian Griffin: [dying on an operating table after being hit by a car] You've given me a wonderful life, I love you all. [dies]
Chris Griffin: Oh my god, mom is he...
Lois Griffin: [crying] Yes, Chris, I'm a afraid our Brian is dead. [the family hold each others hands and cry]
|Season 11 / Episode 17: - Bigfat
Lois Griffin: Peter, wake up. You're having a nightmare.
Peter Griffin: [wakes up] Oh, Lois. Thank God it was just a dream.
Hank Hill: Hey. Lois, what's that fat man doing in our bed?
Hank Hill: Ah, damn it. I always wake up before I find out if they can understand the baby.
|Season 11 / Episode 17: - Bigfat
Lois Griffin: [finds her sequinned top in the garbage] Who threw out my sequinned top?
Stewie Griffin: [off-screen, upstairs in bedroom] You're 43, accept it!
|Season 11 / Episode 14: - Call Girl
Lois Griffin: I want you to do me so hard we have to change churches!
|Season 11 / Episode 9: - Space Cadet
Chris Griffin: Mom, I can handle space camp. I'm not stupid.
Peter Griffin: Well, regardless, on the way back we're stopping at that Down syndrome camp we passed.
Lois Griffin: Peter, that was the University of Florida.
|Season 10 / Episode 22: - Family Guy Viewer Mail #2
Lois Griffin: [in an English accent like everyone else in the family except for Stewie who talks in a Kansas-like accent; Brian is a horse] All right, kids, enough telly. I hope everyone's peckish for some boiled lamb shank.
Peter Griffin: None for me, Lydia. I'm meeting me mates down at the pub.
Lois Griffin: Again? But Neville, you spend all your time down at the Fox and Pig and Dog and Wolf and Cat and Fiddle and Whistle and Cock.
Peter Griffin: And that's where you're wrong. The Fox and Pig and Dog and Wolf and Cat and Fiddle and Whistle and Cock is for tossers. We're meeting at the Dog and Cat and Bull and Whistle and Fiddle and Cock and Pig and Wolf and Carriage and Fife and Other Wolf.
Lois Griffin: But I need you to stay and have a chat with Collingsworth. I found him with another fag in his mouth this morning.
Peter Griffin: [to Chris] Oh, is that right? So you fancy fags, do you? Well, here... have a whole carton of fags [throws a carton of cigarettes at Chris' lap]
Chris Griffin: I just want a comely lass to look upon me with favour.
Meg Griffin: I look on you with favour. I look on all of you with favour.
Peter Griffin: Shut up, British Meg.
Stewie Griffin: Look at Lydia. What a two-bit Wichita whore. One of these days she's gonna wake up killed.
Brian Griffin: Oh, matricide. Yet another of your childhood whims [emphasising on the H]
Stewie Griffin: No, it ain't. I'm gonna follow through with... wait, why'd you say it like that?
|Season 10 / Episode 7: - Amish Guy
Peter Griffin: [the ride is based on "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen"] Didn't that movie have like a tall guy in a hat?
Quagmire: Yeah and there was a guy with a mask who wore a mask.
Peter Griffin: Oh, and a guy with an umbrella. And I think he opened it at one point.
Lois Griffin: And it wasn't overly long.
Peter Griffin: No, not overly long.
|Season 10 / Episode 5: - Road to the Pilot
Lois Griffin: [in the pilot] Oh, don't pout, honey. You know, when you were born, the doctor said you were the happiest looking baby he had ever seen.
Stewie Griffin: [in the pilot] But, of course! That was my victory day! The fruition of my deeply-laid plans to escape from that cursed ovarian bastille. Return the device, woman!
Brian Griffin: Jeez, what'd you carry a thesaurus around with you?
Stewie Griffin: Y'know, it's amazing I could speak at all with that circumcision still healing.
|Season 10 / Episode 5: - Road to the Pilot
Brian Griffin: [in the pilot] Woah, ass ahoy. Hey, uh, Peter, it's seven o'clock and you still got your pants on. What's the occasion?
Stewie Griffin: Ew, I remember this. Peter's eye did that weird creepy thing where it went over his nose.
Peter Griffin: [in the pilot] Come on, you're worryin' about nothin'.
Lois Griffin: [in the pilot] Oh? Remember when you got drunk off the communion wine at church?
Stewie Griffin: Ah, ew, gross look at that!
Brian Griffin: Wait, what are they doing?
Stewie Griffin: I dunno, they're just... standing there like zombies.
Brian Griffin: Do you think they're all right?
Stewie Griffin: I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm not sure.
Lois Griffin: [from the pilot] And then there was that time at the ice cream store. [the Griffins stand silently for a few more seconds]
Brian Griffin: They're doing it again, what the hell?
Stewie Griffin: I'm-I'm-I'm at a loss.
Brian Griffin: I know we're not supposed to mess with the timeline, but should we... call an ambulance? [pause]
Stewie Griffin: That is so creepy.
Brian Griffin: [from the pilot, emerging from behind the table] And remember you had an Irish coffee the day we went to see "Philadelphia"? [they stand around again]
Stewie Griffin: Oh, they're-they're doi-they're setting up goddamn cutaways.
Brian Griffin: Oh, my God, is that what we did back then?
Stewie Griffin: Yeah, now we just return text messages and screw around and whatnot.
Peter Griffin: Lois, I'm not goin' back to work tomorrow! That new boss has it in for me! He's meaner than a shifty salesman.
Lois Griffin: You sure you got time to smoke?
Peter Griffin: Oh, yeah, it's an Al Harrington, it goes on for a while.
|Season 10 / Episode 2: - Seahorse Seashell Party
Chris Griffin: Look, Meg, I don't know what your problem is. I thought Dad's humming was pretty entertaining.
Meg Griffin: You know what? This is what I'm talking about. This is a perfect example. You're my brother. You're supposed to be on my side, and you're such a bastard to me
Chris Griffin: HOW AM I A BASTARD?
Meg Griffin: Oh, you want the whole story?
Lois Griffin: Meg, please.
Meg Griffin: Not now, Mom.
Peter Griffin: [giggles] I think Brian's getting a little water in there.
Meg Griffin: Chris, you treat me like you hate me, and I don't know why. You say hurtful things to me constantly. Do you have any idea what that feels like? What if I said those things to you? What if I started calling you a fat, zitty loser, who has no friends and smells like an old woman who has birds for pets?
Peter Griffin: [giggles] Still drinkin'.
Meg Griffin: Is it too much to ask to be treated with a little decency from my brother? Maybe show me some kind of kindness by not jumping on the "Let's-Get-Meg" family bandwagon?
Peter Griffin: [disappointed] Aw.
|Season 10 / Episode 2: - Seahorse Seashell Party
Lois Griffin: Look, the bottom line here Meg is that you're just taking your own problems out on everyone else.
Meg Griffin: Oh, my problems? Oh, I see. Is this coming from my role-model mother? The shoplifter, the drug addict, the pornstar, the whore who let Gene Simmons and Bill Clinton go to town on her?
Lois Griffin: [scoffs] So what? A... all those things are behind me now. I'm a better person now because of those experiences
Meg Griffin: Are you? Are you a better person?
Lois Griffin: What's your point, Meg?
Meg Griffin: My point is that with all the irresponsible, reckless, idiotic behavior in your past, that somehow, heh, somehow you have the nerve, the arrogance to consistently and ruthlessly point out my shortcomings.
Lois Griffin: Alright, well fine! Okay, I'm not the perfect mother; who is?
Meg Griffin: [chuckles] Not only are you not the perfect mother, you're the farthest thing from! From the moment you gave birth to me, I had to trust you. I had no choice. I needed you to protect me from the world to, to be my guide, to help me navigate the difficult, confusing, and vulnerable journey to becoming a person. You have done NONE of those things! You're my mother and you took a child's trust and smashed it into bits in a seventeen-year long mission to destroy something that you killed a long time ago! And honestly, when I turn eighteen, I... I don't know that I ever want to see you again!
Stewie Griffin: [looking at his phone] Oh, wow, everybody's already Twitting "Stewie Just Said That".
Lois Griffin: Ugh, you're right. You're right, I'm a terrible mother! I'm so sorry. I'm so, so sorry, Meg! Can you, ever forgive me? Oh, God!
Meg Griffin: And you never let dad stir the paint anymore... whatever that means.
Peter Griffin: I didn't know you knew that, Meg, but I'm glad you brought it up.
|Season 10 / Episode 2: - Seahorse Seashell Party
Meg Griffin: You are completely selfish, and totally irresponsible as a father.
Peter Griffin: All right, I see what's going on here. You're in love with your old man.
Meg Griffin: You have no education, you have no interests, you just do whatever reckless thing you want to do, whenever you want to do it, without regard for anyone else. Oh, oh, oh, and when you're not terrorizing the community with your impulsive escapades, you're being a total jerk to your family! You shove your daughter's face in your ass and you fart on it!
Meg Griffin: God, if someone in the outside world could see the way you treat me, you would be in jail!
Meg Griffin: Oh, this is amusing to you? Well, see if you find this funny!
Peter Griffin: I like where this is going.
Meg Griffin: You're a fat, lazy, abusive, blue-collar, Irish-Catholic dad who drinks WAY too much, and barely makes enough to support his family! You've lived half your life, and you have nothing to show for it! Your only arguable accomplishments are your kids, and look at us! We're a disaster!
Lois Griffin: Meg, watch it.
Meg Griffin: You're a total and complete embarrassment in every possible way! Take a good look at yourself Peter Griffin! You're a waste of a man!
Peter Griffin: Wait a second, these are criticisms! Hey Lois, tell her to knock it off!
Lois Griffin: Oh, and where the hell were you when she was laying into me?
Peter Griffin: I was thinking about getting a fancy cane, maybe getting more attention from strangers.
|Season 10 / Episode 2: - Seahorse Seashell Party
Meg Griffin: Have either of you guys been listening to me? Do you both just have your heads up your asses?
Chris Griffin: Dad did. Look he has crap on his ear.
Peter Griffin: That's unrelated.
Lois Griffin: Chris, I don't like that language.
Chris Griffin: Well, I don't like your cooking!
Lois Griffin: Well, I don't like having to literally empty the farts out of your pockets whenever I do your laundry!
Chris Griffin: You're the one who's always cooking Brussels sprouts and broccoli! It's like an Irish bar fight down there!
|Season 10 / Episode 2: - Seahorse Seashell Party
Chris Griffin: WHY DON'T WE EVER GET ANY GOOD FOOD?
Peter Griffin: Yeah, Bonnie gives Joe wonder bread.
Lois Griffin: Well, then go live at Bonnie's house! Then I could finally sleep in and not have to answer your stupid questions at 5 a.m.!
Peter Griffin: My curiosity peaks in the morning!
Chris Griffin: You eat all my Dannon yogurts!
Peter Griffin: I don't see your name on 'em!
Chris Griffin: You don't even like 'em, but you know I do, and you don't want me to have 'em!
Lois Griffin: You know, I've never confronted you on it, but I've often thought the same thing, Peter
Meg Griffin: Yeah, that's exactly what he does, 'cause he's a selfish, fat idiot!
Peter Griffin: You shut up! All of youse! [runs upstairs, and then turns to the family with tears in his eyes] I didn't ask to be in this family!
Lois Griffin: [sighs] I'll go get him. [picks up Stewie] Peter, you come back here!
Chris Griffin: [shouting at Meg] I faked all my orgasms!
|Season 10 / Episode 2: - Seahorse Seashell Party
Peter Griffin: Oh, hey, I got an idea. Let's have a sing-a-long. Okay, I'm gonna sing the opening chase music from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Feel free to join in. [Indiana Jones score plays on his cell phone and Peter hums along until Meg opens a soda can/] Dammit, Meg! Will you stop that? That is so annoying!
Meg Griffin: Oh that was annoying? What about your stupid, obnoxious humming?
Lois Griffin: Meg, don't talk to your father like that!
Chris Griffin: Yeah, shut up, Meg.
Meg Griffin: No! You shut up, Chris! I am sick of all you guys ganging up on me! You guys all think you're so much better than me!
|Season 9 / Episode 11: - German Guy
Lois Griffin: I'm pretty sure our washing machine is pregnant. I don't even know how that's scientifically possible!
Peter Griffin: Uh, life, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, finds a way.
|Season 9 / Episode 10: - Friends of Peter G
Brian Griffin: This sucks! I can't believe that judge is making us go to a month of AA.
Lois Griffin: You know, if you ask me, this is going to be a good thing for both of you. There's a lesson you need to learn.
Brian Griffin: What are you talking about? What lesson? I don't need to go to AA. I'm a social drinker, not an alcoholic.
Stewie Griffin: Pshaw! Yeah, that's like saying rappers are really poets.
|Season 9 / Episode 10: - Friends of Peter G
Lois Griffin: Oh, there you boys are. How was your meeting?
Brian Griffin: 29 more and we're done, That's how it was.
Lois Griffin: Well, that doesn't sound like the right attitude.
Peter Griffin: Lois, you weren't there. It was awful! Just a bunch of losers telling boring stories: "My drinking ruined my marriage," "My drinking ruined my family," "My drinking ruined my TV show, '24.'"
|Season 9 / Episode 9: - And I'm Joyce Kinney
Pastor: [after he finds out Lois was in a pornographic film] You are no longer welcome here, Lois Griffin.
Lois Griffin: But Father, I've been a member of this church for...
Pastor: Leave this house of God!
Lois Griffin: But I love the church. It's an important part of my life.
Pastor: Maybe you should have thought about that before you made a porn.
Lois Griffin: But father, I didn't mea... wait, did you say a porn?
Pastor: Yes.
Lois Griffin: Oh. Well that's kind of weird.
Pastor: What?
Lois Griffin: Well, I mean you gotta say you made porn or you made a porno. You don't say "made a porn", it hits the ear wrong.
Pastor: Oh, God, have I been saying it wrong this whole time? [the altar boys nod]
|Season 9 / Episode 9: - And I'm Joyce Kinney
Lois Griffin: It was back in a disgusting period known as the early 80s. It was a time when women would stand topless, high on coke, on the edge of hotel balconies while the curtains were billowing around them... I think there was actually more wind then.
|Season 9 / Episode 2: - Excellence in Broadcasting
Lois Griffin: Even true things, once said on Fox News, become lies.
|Season 8 / Episode 21: - Partial Terms of Endearment
Meg Griffin: I can do it!
Lois Griffin: Oh come on Meg, it was hard enough on your body when you gave birth to Stewie.
Stewie Griffin: WHAT?
Lois Griffin: I'm kidding.
Stewie Griffin: Ohh, not cool!
|Season 8 / Episode 21: - Partial Terms of Endearment
Lois Griffin: Well, I think we made the right decision. I mean, sure, havin' a baby costs a fortune. There's cutbacks on things we love. There's diapers and cryin' and late nights with no sleep. Flu shots and mumps and driver's ed and college tuition. But you know what? It's one more person to share the world with. Another little voice in the back seat of the car. One more Griffin to love and to love us in return.
Peter Griffin: We had the abortion.
|Season 8 / Episode 19: - The Splendid Source
Lois Griffin: Well, peter I'm glad you and the guys finally found what you were looking for.
Peter Griffin: We did. It's just sad that 230 people had to die in the most gruesome way imaginable. But our idle curiosity was satisfied so everything worked out.
Brian Griffin: Peter, you went halfway around the world for this joke but I never even got to hear it.
Meg Griffin: Yeah, me neither.
Chris Griffin: Yeah, come on dad! Tell the joke!
Peter Griffin: Alright, you guys want to hear it? Alright so this chick goes on a date with this guy she wants to fuck but she's worried cause she's got, like a huge vagina from fucking so many other guys so she gets a piece of liverwurst and shoves it up in her vagina so that when he fucks her it'll feel tighter.
Lois Griffin: Peter, maybe this isn't family conversation.
Peter Griffin: No wait, Lois shut the fuck up. So she puts the liverwurst in her vagina, goes home with the guy, fucks him, everything seems fine. She wakes up the next morning and he's gone and he's left her a note that says, "Thank you for a lovely evening. However, I don't think this is going to work out. P.S. Your vagina is in the sink." Now I'm gonna leave the room now as I have just shit myself again.
|Season 8 / Episode 10: - Big Man on Hippocampus
Richard Dawson: Name something you sit in.
Lois Griffin: A chair.
Stewie Griffin: My own feces.
Richard Dawson: A popular fruit.
Lois Griffin: Orange.
Stewie Griffin: Clay Aiken.
Richard Dawson: Something in your closet.
Lois Griffin: Shoes.
Stewie Griffin: Scary monsters.
Richard Dawson: Your favorite holiday.
Lois Griffin: Christmas.
Stewie Griffin: 9/11.
Richard Dawson: And something you do on the weekends.
Lois Griffin: Go to church.
Stewie Griffin: Black guys.
|Season 8 / Episode 10: - Big Man on Hippocampus
Peter Griffin: If sex with the rest of you is half as good as it was with her, then I think we're all gonna get along just fine.
Chris Griffin: Yay!
Lois Griffin: Well, no. No, Peter, you can't have sex with the kids.
Meg Griffin: Well, I wish you'd told him that before he lost his memory.
Meg Griffin: It was a joke! I was just making a joke!
Stewie Griffin: *That's* your sense of humor?
Meg Griffin: I was just kidding. God!
Lois Griffin: Meg, that's awful.
Chris Griffin: Jeez, you open your mouth for a joke once, and *that's* what you come up with?
Brian Griffin: That's messed up, Meg.
Meg Griffin: I was just trying to be funny.
Lois Griffin: That wasn't funny. That was just dark.
Stewie Griffin: Yeah, that's your *father*!
Chris Griffin: Oh, get out, Meg!
Chris Griffin: Get out of the kitchen! Go on, get out! Out! Out! Out! Out of the kitchen! Go on! Get out of here!
|Season 8 / Episode 8: - Dog Gone
Brian Griffin: You see, I'd thought I start out locally, then try to merge with one of the larger groups.
Lois Griffin: Oh that's a great idea, Brian. Maybe you could join PETA.
Peter Griffin: Join me for what?
Lois Griffin: No, PETA. The organization.
Peter Griffin: What organization?
Lois Griffin: PETA.
Peter Griffin: What?
Lois Griffin: PETA is an acrynom, Peter.
Peter Griffin: No, I'm not. I'm Catholic.
Stewie Griffin: Are we really doing this?
Lois Griffin: No, Peter. All I'm saying is, maybe if this meeting goes well, Brian could be part of a PETA rally.
Peter Griffin: Somebody's having a rally for me now?
Lois Griffin: No, for PETA.
Peter Griffin: That's me! I'm Peter!
Lois Griffin: I'm not talking about you, Peter. I'm talking about PETA!
Peter Griffin: Somebody better have something to say to me pretty damn soon. Or I'll have something to say to them. I'm very busy!
Chris Griffin: I think Betty White is in PETA.
Peter Griffin: THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE!
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We met when we were only fifteen years old and have been inseparable ever since. For our wedding ten years later, we wanted to marry in a place that meant something to us and it seemed fitting to choose my grandmother's garden for it was where my mother and both of my aunts were also married many… Read more »
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Modern Woodland Wedding
Some of the best cathedrals in Europe feel like the woods to me, and alternately, sometimes the woods can feel completely transcendent. It seems to me that a forest is just as fancy a place as any for a full on glamorous fete. (Provided there are proper accommodations adjacent, of course.) Can't you imagine a… Read more »
A Terrain Wedding Celebration II
Elizabeth was so gracious to share all her resources with us! Venue/Catering: Terrain at Styer's, Glen Mills, PA Photography: Our Labor of Love by Heidi Floral Design: Dillon Douglas Designs Event Design: Matt Muscarella for Terrain Custom Invitation, Save-the-date, Program Design: LoveLeigh Invitations Day-of Event Coordination: Styled Creative Cake and cupcakes: Flying Monkey Patisserie, Philadelphia… Read more »
A Terrain Wedding Celebration
How's this for a happy way to start the week? Above is Elizabeth and Kevin's super colorful and playful wedding that took place at Terrain! Elizabeth is a stylist and event planner in Philly who got to direct her own wedding–so fun! Stay tuned because there's more coming… (by the way, you can check out Elizabeth's… Read more »


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Tuesday evening, the Department of Environmental Quality had a meeting regarding Rio Tintoâ??s Eagle Mine air quality permits. Residents at the meeting shared concerns about what affect emissions could have on their health and the environment.
The DEQ responded that the purpose of these permits is to protect the surrounding environment and communities from any harm.
"We evaluate toxic emissions," explained Air Quality Divisions Chief, Vinson Hellwig.
Hellwig says that DEQ staff thoroughly study the "depositions of soil" to "look at what would impact humans or wildlife."
If the air quality permit is approved, more tests will be done once the mine is operational to ensure it is still meeting emissions regulations.
"Operations are set to start late 2014 at which time the DEQ would monitor our stack emissions 120 days from peak operations," said Rio Tintoâ??s Communications Advisor Dan Blondeau.
If all goes well, the DEQ will conduct periodic inspections to make sure they keep up with compliance.
Since 2007, Rio Tinto reported they made several modifications to the mine reducing their emissions.
"Safety for the environment and people are the top of our minds everyday," Blondeau said. "That's why we continue to review where we can find ways to improve our operations."
The DEQ will take the comments from Tuesday's hearing and decide whether or not to approve the permits within two or three weeks.


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Servant Leadership to make a difference
RIVERSIDE, CA- The Riverside Alumni Chapter of Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity, Inc., donated toys to the Young Visionaries Youth Leadership Academy. Terrance Stone, YVYLA CEO reflected on the need for toys:
"Many of our children suffer the effects of poverty every day, continuously going without, knowing that luxuries like new toys or clothes are simply not available to them. Our children handle this reality with an incredible grace and humility that is truly touching. This is why watching their faces on Christmas morning, is so special for us."
"We believe we are growing stronger each year and will continue to bring energy, effort, innovation, and commitment to the vital area of community service. This toy drive is key and critical to the face the community sees from our Fraternity and therefore important to our overall efforts in engaging youth, community leadership, and making a difference," said Carl Willis the Chapter's Guide Right Chairman.
Members of the Chapter will be a part of The 9th Annual Toy Drive and Resource Fair December 20th 10:00am-2:00pm at 16725 Valencia Ave, in Fontana, CA. Significant supporters include Fontana Mayor Acquanetta Warren, Southern California Edison, Spark of Love, Kaiser Permanente, New York Life, Inland Body and Paint, and Fountain of Youth Apostolic Church


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