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Cooking Breakfast With A Hybrid Toyota Le Mans Car
Do you want to be hungry? Watch this cheating, winning Toyota TS040 Le Mans prototype cook a prettier breakfast than whatever you have in your house. »
[Here's a Nismo GT-R LM now in all carbon. Full Batmobile spec. More photos from Nissan here.] »
Watch The 2015 Audi R18 Take A Corner At 200+
We've seen the 2015 Audi R18 before, but this is the first time we're seeing it in its Le Mans configuration.... at 200+. »
Watch This Toyota Take A Corner At Over 195 MPH
Toyotas are plain and conservative cars, unexciting more than anything else. Here's one taking a corner in excess of 195 miles an hour. Wait, what? »
A Closer Look At The Nissan LMP1's Incomprehensible Rear Suspension
The Nissan GT-R LM NISMO LMP1 car is front-wheel drive. Except when it is sending power to the rear wheels in an utterly incomprehensible setup that may or may not resemble a Unimog. »
The Audi R18 Looks Even More Insane For 2015
I'm not sure how this is even possible. »
Flames To The Face! Onboard The Nissan LMP1 GT-R LM
Modern top-level prototype racecars have notoriously bad, gunslit visibility. The Nissan LMP1 GT-R LM adds a level of complexity with flames. Flames to the face. »
How Porsche Killed The Last Great GT Racing Era At Le Mans
There was a time when supercars raced at Le Mans, when the fastest road cars in the world competed at the 24 Hours of Le Mans. Here's the story of how the Porsche 911 GT1 killed the series and homologation specials it spawned. »
The Nissan LMP1 Car Naked Looks Like A Hot Rod From The Future
Everyone is saying blah blah the Nissan GT-R LM NISMO LMP1 car looks like the Batmobile blah blah. Forget that. It looks like Milner's hot rod fifty years in the future. »
Naked Nissan LMP1 Car Shows Off Its Crazy Front-Engine Design
When you strip off the bodywork, the Nissan GT-R LM Nismo LMP1 car looks even more unreal. »
[Much as I adore the current LMP2 darling, the Ligier JS P2, my heart will always be with the Porsche RS Spyder. Here it is stripped of bodywork. Photo: Porsche] »
Nissan GT-R NISMO LMP1 Rumored To Have 2000 (Two Thousand) Horsepower
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What It's Like To Drive The Legendary 241 MPH Jaguar XJR-9
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A Walk Around The 241 MPH Jaguar XJR-9
The Jaguar XJR-9, complete with its 750 horsepower stock block V12, carbon chassis, and five-speed manual transmission, was one of the greatest cars in sports car racing history. Here's a walk around the car, aided by a man who drove one. »
Rewatch The 1984 24 Hours Of Le Mans
This is what it was like to see the Group C giants face off, back in the day, when they were new. »
How Much Visibility Did You Have Doing 200+ On The Mulsanne Straight?
Here's A Gulf Livery Audi R8 To Haunt Your Dreams
The current crop of Audi R18s are amazing upside-down spaceships that make your eyes water. But it's this particular ancestor that might be the prettiest Audi prototype racer of the modern era. »
[How damn cool was the Audi R15 with its flow-through aero? Photo Credit: Audi] »
What's The World's Longest Drag Race?
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The Puritan Drive home of a convicted prostitution ring leader was auctioned Tuesday, days after a fully loaded machine gun was discovered there.
Neighbors weren't sure what to make of the commotion outside Francis A. Petrucci's house. Some thought the police were back for another look inside, where they found a loaded machine gun on Friday.
They learned that Petrucci won't be coming back. His house on Puritan Drive was auctioned Tuesday, sold back to U.S. Bank National for $270,000.
Meanwhile, Petrucci, 54, is being held on weapons charges at the Norfolk County Jail. Quincy police and the FBI continue to investigate his involvement with prostitution. Authorities were looking for evidence Friday when they found a loaded M-10 machine gun with its serial number removed, a silencer and a full magazine of 9 mm ammunition.
Investigators believe Petrucci used his home as a dispatch center for prostitutes, rather than as a brothel.
"There were no prostitutes going in and out," police Capt. John Dougan said.
Still, the discovery of a high-powered gun at the house scared residents of the quiet, horseshoe-shaped street.
"It's not a good feeling at all," a woman who lives around the corner from 44 Puritan Drive said. "Seeing that kind of police activity is always unsettling."
The woman and about a half-dozen others who talked about Petrucci as a neighbor asked that their names not be used. They fear retaliation.
It's not the first time they've seen police at the house. Petrucci was sentenced to two years in jail after pleading guilty in 1993 to running a prostitution ring disguised as an escort service called Passions Paradise. The prostitutes met paying customers in Braintree, Weymouth, Malden and East Boston.
A corporation called Paradise Entertainment Inc., listing Petrucci as president, secretary and treasurer, was registered with the state in June 1991 but was dissolved in May 2007, according to records filed with the secretary of state's office.
Neighbors described Petrucci's 5,460-square-foot house as a "dump." Paint was peeling, the grass needed mowing and tires were strewn about the driveway when potential buyers attended the auction Tuesday. Surrounding homes had neatly tended yards; several were scattered with children's toys and bikes.
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Xavier Hawk is a homesteading volunteer firefighter/EMT who is semi retired from the not so glamorous world of business consulting. He is also a prepper who has gone from living in suburbia to the rural mountains of Western North Carolina.
Xavier has been keeping a bug out bag since the age of 14, he leads wilderness trips as a guide for Outward Bound and others, and teaches and practices primitive wilderness skills. He has recorded 8 albums of music, performed all around the country at big festivals, has had his paintings hang in a number of high end galleries, and walks the talk in community preparedness and planning.
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Water is so critical to our lives, it is one of the five primary survival needs along with food, shelter, energy and security. It provides for irrigation, hydration, fire suppression, cooking, sanitation and more. Yet have you noticed 99% of suburban landscapes are devoid of water other than swimming pools and sprinkler systems.
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In 2008, Carla moved with her husband from New york City to New Hampshire. In 2009-2012, Carla was the organizer of the Porcupine Freedom Festival, which grew significantly under her leadership.
When not wearing her Porcupine Crown, (in other words her day job), Carla is a Program Director for a NH based arts non profit company, where she also teaches writing. Carla speaks and writes on liberty topics, and she is currently working on a book about the Free State Project.
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|I'm going to quote here what my friend Cassini90125 said here, since I'm too lazy to write my own description.
"I think the pic speaks for itself. The toonporn costs more because it takes more effort to actually draw trash than it does to grab a camera and drop your pants. Seems to be a lot of pants-dropping going on here these days, too; I report it when it violates the rules, as do a number of other decent people, then we all wait and see if the staff give a shit and remove it (roughly a 50/50 chance).
People, this is DeviantArt, not DeviantPorn. If you can't control yourself and just HAVE to upload filth that violates this site's rules, kindly do so on an actual porn site, or on Rule #34, or on some other such site that caters to the lowest common denominator. Leave the rest of us, who come here to view ART, in peace. And admins, if you're reading this, get on the ball, okay? Your inconsistent and lax enforcement of your own antiporn rules is turning this site into a sad, sad joke.
I expect I may get some flack for this. I really don't care. If what I've written here irritates you, too fucking bad; I'm sick of perverts uploading garbage to dA and I'm going to say something about it. Don't agree? Fine. Go read something else. In any case, comments that annoy me will be removed, so don't waste your time."
Unfortunately, it's true, if you can't control yourself to post your sick pics, then do that somewhere else, you have a plenty of websites dedicated to that. If you want to post something like that go for it. Google a websites for selfies, underage nudity and post them as much as you wish, nobody is going to stop you in that. Just stay away from putting them here, there are kids here, and nobody is interest to watch your shit.
Meme created in Atom-Smasher-Error.org/Chinese Have fun. Special thanks to my friend who recommended me a site where I can create this photo.
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San Diego CityBeat is Losing Writers Fast* - Posted May 16, 2012
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This might be a very dumb question, but I'd rather be sure before I start my build so that I know I have the proper tools. I did some searching and couldn't find a definitive answer.
I'm build up a single speed using a road frame with a rear spacing of 120mm. I will be using Shimano Dura Ace Track hubs and a Dura Ace Track BB and Crankset. Since the spacing is the same as a track frame or will the chainline be straight? Logic tells me it will.


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AMEC PLC (AMEC) - Customer focus strengthened with new structure RNS Number : 5452O AMEC PLC 12 October 2012 12 October 2012 Customer focus strengthened with new geographic operational structure AMEC, the international engineering and project management company, announces today its new organisational structure, designed to more fully support the future needs of its customers. Going forward the company will be managed geographically, with Simon Naylor, John Pearson and Hisham Mahmoud promoted to be Group Presidents of Americas, Europe and Growth Regions respectively. All will report directly to the Chief Executive, Samir Brikho. Mr Brikho said: "We see incremental benefits from providing all our services not only across our four markets of oil & gas, mining, clean energy and environment & infrastructure but also in each of our geographies. By continuing to work closely together, we can ensure our customers receive a high-quality and seamless service wherever in the world they are operating. I am confident this new structure will allow us to achieve this and so provide access to previously untapped growth opportunities." - Ends - Enquiries to: AMEC plc +44 (0) 20 7539 5800 Sue Scholes, Director of Communications Nicola-Jane Brooks, Head of Investor Relations Media contacts: Brunswick Group LLP +44 (0) 20 7404 5959 Mike Harrison and David Litterick Notes (1) From 2013 onwards, reporting will be on a geographic rather than a divisional basis. Comparatives will be provided with the 2012 full year results (2) Growth Regions includes AMEC's activities in Middle East, Africa, CIS and Asia Pacific. Notes to editors: AMEC (LSE: AMEC) is a focused supplier of consultancy, engineering and project management services to its customers in the world's oil and gas, minerals and metals, clean energy, environment and infrastructure markets. With annual revenues of some £3.3 billion, AMEC designs, delivers and maintains strategic and complex assets and employs over 29,000 people in around 40 countries worldwide. See amec.com. Simon Naylor has been President of the Natural Resources Americas business since 2007 and has led the growth and successful development of positions in the core sectors of mining, oil & gas and oil sands. Since joining AMEC in 1993 he has worked across the project life cycle; from consulting to engineering and project management. His experience includes project development, asset support, strategy, customer relationship management and operations leadership. John Pearson was appointed to the role of Managing Director, Natural Resources Europe and West Africa, in 2007. He joined AMEC from Chevron in 1990 and has worked in a variety of engineering and project management roles in Aberdeen, San Francisco, Baku and London. He is Contractor Vice-Chair of Oil & Gas UK and immediate past Chairman of the Offshore Contractors Association. Dr Hisham Mahmoud joined AMEC in October 2010 as President, Environment & Infrastructure and has led the growth and expansion of this business globally and across AMEC's markets. Prior to joining AMEC, Dr Hisham Mahmoud worked for URS Corporation and its predecessor companies for 19 years. Dr Mahmoud has a Bachelor of Science degree in Civil Engineering from the University of Qatar and a Master's and a PhD, both in Civil Engineering, from Arizona State University in the US, and is a registered professional engineer in multiple US states. This information is provided by RNS The company news service from the London Stock Exchange END MSCLLFSDIRLLLIF -0- Oct/12/2012 06:00 GMT
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I'd say a little from column A, and little from column B.
I'd only be worried if I actually "played" with them, instead of standing them in place like an idol or worship totem.
Personally, I have always lived with the promise I made myself as a child that, one day...even if I had to have them individually created myself....I would have figures or statues of every Doctor. I'm just fulfilling my obligations to that twelve-year-old that demands it.
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SANTA CLARITA, Calif. (AP) — A retired Los Angeles Sheriff's Deputy has pleaded not guilty to firing a gun into the air after a group of children pranked him at his home.
City News Service reports Wednesday that 48-year-old Sung Jin Pak is accused of discharging a firearm with gross negligence.
Officials say Pak fired the gun into the air after a group of children repeatedly rang his doorbell as a prank last October.
Police say Pak was not in court for the arraignment and entered his plea through an attorney. The judge ordered him not to have any firearms.
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'The Skies Belong to Us': Hijacking in the '70s
Brendan Koerner's The Skies Belong to Us is a must-read for anyone under the age of 40 who has older friends and family that like to talk about how the world is going to hell and how much more civilized things were back in the day.
Koerner tells the story of Vietnam Vet Roger Holder and his 19-year-old girlfriend Cathy Kerkow and their June 1972 hjiacking of Western Airlines Flight 701. Originally conceived as to "rescue" radical icon Angela Davis from prison and deliver her to exile in Hanoi, the crime didn't go off as planned and Holder and Kerkow eventually gained asylum in Algeria after several stops and a plane swap.
Holder served in Vietnam with the 11th Armored Cavalry Regiment and showed great skill firing M60 machine guns from a M113 armored personnel carrier. After surviving an explosion that destroyed his unit's vehicle and killed most of his fellow soldiers, Holder signed up for another tour and was promoted to Specialist Fourth Class and signed up with the Top Tigers, the 68th Assault Helicopter Company. His strong performance there led to a transfer to the 120th Assault Helicopter Company's gunship platoon, known as the Razorbacks.
What should've been a great career opportunity ended badly for Holder. He was smoking a lot of weed, his marriage back home was falling apart and he started to intensely dislike the Army brass. His career ended when he was caught with a joint during the Army's notorious war on pot and he was sent to Long Binh Jail.
When he was released, he learned that he'd been busted down in rank and that led to a meltdown that had him sent back to Fort Hood. He went AWOL and started nursing a grudge against the Army. Of course, lots of guys had similar experiences in Vietnam and almost none of them hijacked an airplane. Eventually that grudge led him to hatch the hijacking plan.
There are a lot of twists and turns from the moment Holder and Kerkow board the first flight in San Diego until they finally land in Algeria. What's surprising is that there are even more twists and turns after that landing with a cast of characters that includes Black Panther leader Eldridge Cleaver and French author Jean-Paul Sartre. The couple eventually end up in Paris before one of them disappears.
If their story wasn't mind-blowing enough on its own, Koerner's just using their tale as an example of the hundreds of hijackings that took place in the '60s and '70s. He explains how the airlines thought hijackings were just part of the cost of doing business and how their efforts in Congress blocked security measures for over a decade before escalating tragedies made it impossible not to scan all bags and passengers before takeoff.
In the end, it's obvious that no one in the government, airline business or the mainstream media could conceive of a day when hijackers would use the planes themselves as flying bombs with no regard for their own safety or the lives of their passengers. The world was in a kind of chaos after the social and political upheavals of the '60s and, for an astonishingly long period of time, the world accepted the idea that a disgruntled members of society (or airborne robbers) would take over an airplane as a way to get their stories on the evening news.
So, next time someone who was an adult back then starts complaining about how much less civilized the world is today, ask them: what was it like to come home from work and at least once a week see Walter Cronkite talking about yet another plane full of Americans that had been forced to fly to Cuba? That kind of thing is inconceivable now. Koerner's book is going to make an excellent movie. For now, let it serve as a reminder that, every once in a while, things actually do get better.
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Fly the friendly skies.
And does anybody remember the guys who hi-jacked a Southern Airways jet, and flew it up and down the east coast, stopping to refuel occasionally. They finally decided to do what the rest of the guys were doing and flew to Cuba. Upon landing, Castro didn't like the "prize that they brought to him, and locked them each up in 4X4X4 crates. Why? Because every time one of those planes landed in Cuba, Castro had to refuel it and return it to America. It was costing him money every time that one of those birds landed there. He didn't want an incident as if he was starting his own airline with the planes. Why do I remember it so well? Because the wife of the leader of that group of guys, was a girl that I was going out with at that time.
What people don't think about is that it was HOW we handled the hijackings in the 70s that allowed the 9/11 hijackings to happen. What were we told to do in the 70s if your plane got hijacked? We were told to not resist, to do what we were told, and to wait for the government to negotiate our release. We were told "It's not worth risking your life". Over and over and over again that message was drilled into the flying public and they learned it well.
So, then we go a few decades without a hijacking but when one happens, what did the people do? They did what they had been taught, they waited. Think about it, the hijackers were armed with nothing more than box cutters, nothing more than razor blades. It really takes a lot to kill someone with a box cutter but no one felt the "need" to act because they all were waiting for the government to negotiate their release.
That same message leaked over into the general public as well during the same time and people were told again and again to not defend themselves but to wait for the police. And like the flying public, the general public learned this lesson all too well and that was why we started to see laws being passed that "required" you to try and run away if attacked. If you think about that for just a second, you will realize how insane that concept is.
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Lunch is a really important meal for your preschooler. It should provide more than 1/4 of the day's total calories and contain a mix of the healthy food groups.
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Lunch is a really important meal for your preschooler. It should provide more than 1/4 of the day's total calories and contain a mix of the healthy food groups.
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Most children undergo a normal part of development know as a food jag. Food jags occur when children either refuse to eat a previously accepted food, or when they insist on eating one particular food all the time.
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According to the national Pediatric Nutrition Surveillance System, 10.2 percent of children in the United States under the age of five were overweight in 1998.
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To help your toddler drink adequate amounts of water, always have this on the table at meal and snack times.
A jug of chilled water in the fridge with slices of lemon or a sprig of mint tastes good while in summer you can freeze small pieces of chopped fruit in ice blocks and add to his water.
Always take filled water bottles when you go out with your toddler so you do not have to resort to buying unsuitable liquids if he gets thirsty.
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What if an underweight toddler is a picky eater? This is a typical problem with many toddlers, but is one that can be overcome.
It often takes offering a food 15 times before a picky eater will try the food. Try offering new foods to toddlers along with foods that they like and they will eventually experiment with the food.
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Be a role model by eating a healthy, balanced and varied diet
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Curb the tendency of rewarding your toddler with a treat whenever he/she does well, as this will make him/her develop an unhealthy emotional relationship with food.
From: iloveindia.com
Nearly all fish and shellfish contain traces of mercury, which can zap kids' ability to think and concentrate.
For children, these potential side effects occur with much lower levels of exposure than for adults. Kids with ADHD to avoid high mercury fish including shark, swordfish, king mackerel, and tilefish.
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Provide three nutritious meals supplemented with two to three healthy snacks daily.
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The typical serving size for a toddler is about 1/4 of what an adult size serving would be, so you would only expect a toddler to eat 1/4 of a slice of bread, 1-2 tablespoons of vegetables, or 1 ounce of meat.
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If your child is going through a picky-eater stage, invite over a friend who is the same age or slightly older whom you know "likes to eat."
Your child will catch on. Group feeding lets the other kids set the example.
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Kids ages 12 to 24 months need at least six servings of grains each day, so snack time is definitely a prime opportunity to sneak some in. Cheerios and other low-sugar cereals are a great quick and easy option.
From: babyzone.com
Toddlers that are allowed to carry their bottle or sippy cup of milk around all day can actually over drink.
Getting too much milk throughout the day can curb your toddler's appetite at mealtime. And unlike formula or breast milk, cow's milk is not complete nutrition. It doesn't contain iron, so a diet heavy in milk can result in anemia.
From: toddlerstoday.com
Coconut milk is not really milk and doesn't provide the same nourishment as normal milks. It contains a lot of fat and provides little else of value to the diet and cannot be used to replace other milks.
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When deciding on the milk to give your child follow these guidelines: Give full cream milk to children between 1 and 2 years of age.
Whole milk has 4% fat. Children over 2 years of age do not need full cream milk. Choose low fat (reduced fat) milk. Low fat milk has 1 to 2% fat. Don't give skim milk ('99.9% fat free') to children under 5 years old.
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For picky eaters between the ages of 1 and 3, healthy snacks at regular intervals are key. Toddlers have small appetites, so they won't eat much at each meal. But if you give them regular snacks, they'll get in all of their nutrients.
From: momlogic.com
Most toddlers will not eat three meals a day but will generally prefer to eat 5 to 6 smaller meals.
If you feed your toddler whole foods then you will find that they will get much more energy and be sustained for longer periods of time than if you use refined high energy foods which have very little nutritional value.
Growth slows down in a child's second year. This means toddlers often have smaller appetites and need less food.
The amount eaten from day to day can change dramatically. Although this sometimes worries parents, this change is normal and doesn't mean your child is being difficult or is unwell.
From: betterhealth.vic.gov.au
Serve as much fresh food as possible. When our babies are small we tend to stew apples, pears and other fruit, but when they no longer need to have mushy food, transition to fresh fruits.
By the end of the first year, your child may be well onto the cup and off the bottle.
Introducing a cup should be done slowly. Start by giving water or juice in a cup. Try serving milk in a cup at one meal. Slowly replace the bottle with a cup at each meal.
From: lambtonhealth.on.ca
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Common, Brother Ali, Horrorshow
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Jeames Williams - MC/Producer
90's Hip Hop, Hilltop Hoods, EMINEM
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Jeames Williams (Lee EmCee) was born to Brisbane in 1989. Music has been a major influence throughout his life. Throughout school years, he learnt to read & write music & studied various musical instruments. By grade 10, hip hop was further introduced, and a new chapter was born...
Receiving the nickname 'LeeBoy' at school; when Jeames would skip class, to avoid getting caught he would wear an under shirt with "LEE" in bold writing. One of his friends starting calling him LeeBoy and the name has stuck with him ever since.
After leaving school, freestyling was just the beginning. Lee started writing rhymes, sights set on making music with true meaning behind the lyrics. Before going any further a name was needed; Lee EmCee.
Lee EmCee is in tune with the world around him and defines his own style of positive hip hop. Lee rhymes words of meaning, in a story like manner with hidden messages and smart lyrics. He writes of family, friends, life, the good and the bad, past experiences and tales of the heart.
Even though Lee isn't a battle rapper, he entered 'Megiddo Street Battles' in 2009, placing 3rd for his first appearance on the scene. Lee also made 2 appearances in the Real Talk Battle League.
In 2010, Lee EmCee released his first MixTape consisting of 11 songs! Featuring artists: Australian MC's "Crakky" & "Focus", American MC "Praverb The Wyse", & Scotland MC "Werd". Hit song "Love Letter" made it to the Top 40 Hip Hop 2011 on OurStage.
In August 2013, Lee EmCee released his 2nd MixTape called "Heads Up, Pen Down" consisting of 18 songs! Featuring artists: Australian MC's "SweetSound", "Nastaij" & "Sam Paul". Scotland MC's "Werd", "Bright Sparks" & "Conscious Route". American MC's "Spence", "Danny Darko" + more!
Hit song "A Demon Within" was immediately the crowd favourite! "A Demon Within" landed #20 on the Triple J Unearthed charts in May 2013; also "The Way We Act" landed #16 on the Charts in August 2013. Thanks to the request of fans, both songs have been played live on Triple J Unearthed Radio!
In late 2013, Lee upgraded his home studio to accommodate the AKAI MPK49, which has helped him to start work on some instrumentals for future albums. Lee loves digging through old Jazz, Funk & Soul Vinyls to find the sounds he needs to create some classic hip hop beats.
In June 2014, Lee released song "Giving Up" which is to be featured on his upcoming EP (release 2016). In December 2014 the song was uploaded to Triple J Unearthed and placed #3 in the Hip Hop Charts.
Lee EmCee performs at local venues around Brisbane. You are sure to catch him freestyling at Open Mic Nights. In 2013 Lee performed at The Queensport in Hemmant & supported local Hip Hop group Classik Nawu at the Beetle Bar in the City. In February 2014, Lee EmCee performed at The Transcontinental Hotel supporting for NJE SHOWCASE and at the HI-FI for UNDERGROUND FEST. For the rest of 2014 Lee also performed at Manly Deck, The Lab, Cellar Club & the Queensport XMAS Party where he received the award for "MOST IMPROVED 2014".
Plans for 2015 consist of supporting NJE in January for a 2nd time at the UnderDog Pub. Also performing at UNDERGROUND FEST for the 2nd time in February. Late November will be performing for a gig sponsored by "Dope Rappers" in West End at the Pallet Bar. Be sure to follow on Social Media to be up to date with latest event details!
Lee has already begun to start work on his next project, which is anticipated for release 2016! Keep an ear out for this one is not to be missed. Lee is also working to release a self made project that is entirely his work – beats, lyrics & production – to be released 2017.
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That beat is insane man. Wish it was three times as long. Couple of trips in your flow but it's still real solid.
That beat is insane man. Wish it was three times as long. Couple of trips in your flow but it's still real solid.
Giving Up
Lee EmCee
11 Apr 2015
So chilled and free dude, should have airplay!
So chilled and free dude, should have airplay!
Giving Up
Lee EmCee
28 Jan 2015
You've got it man! nice beat
You've got it man! nice beat


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Old And Holding Aces
I am old, youth lost does so deeply hurt
no more whiskey drinking brawls,
now slow and tired, feeling older than dirt
I no longer chase the pretty gals at all.
I am old, bad knees and snow on my head
no more , wild nights out dancing,
watch late news, now fall asleep instead
gone forever are my days out prancing.
I am old, can see the doorway awaiting
slow stepping my way over there,
Love-life over, no more sweet mating
I now can only sadly look and stare.
I am old, just damn glad to have now made it!
Do I now, hold onto last two aces or do I trade it?
Robert J. Lindley. 08-21-2015
Note- Sonnet mixture of truth , humor and
a sad realty!
Poetic leeway employed in the line about -
"Love-life over, no more sweet mating"
As trust me, thankfully that is not problem at all.
Copyright © Robert Lindley
I`m not ha_ _y today
No I`m quite sad and u_set
Sitting here with my cold sou_ and an old s_oon
I have s_ent too much money,and feel _oor
I have not _earls or diamonds,that`s not why I`m sad and u_set
As I sit here with my su_ _ er and my cold sou_
thinking about what I do without my _?
Dreams returns to ha_ _y days, when I _layed _iano
and had _eace in my mind
What shall I do without my _ ?
_ is im_ortant in my life
I`ve lost my _
I can no longer wish to you:
Ha_ _y birthday
Have a ha_ _y weekend
Ha_ _ y for you.
Ha_ _ y to see you
Ha _ _y new year ..........
I do not want _iano,_earl or diamonds.... I want my _ back.
A-L Andresen :)
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What the Quack!
I dont want my poems in Poem Zoo!
Copyright © Ruben O.
This's the world of dreams and
Where I think ev'ry that reels,
After a thousands times,
would as same beliefs things
besought me,
Is it a mere dream?
Copyright © kelechi Emeaba
Rolling through a bloody mess,
my master died alone no less.
His mercy was indeed a lie,
he said I lived but now will die.
His hand was swift with a mighty stroke,
within a thought my life was broke.
Oh how I lived, and he knew not,
but now I lay...my life to rot.
No foot, nor hand could move a limb,
Three days old and no sign of him.
And then he came at my wits end,
With strength alone I cant defend.
He lift me up and broke my jaw,
Just to laugh as I hit the floor.
He took a blade and made a fist,
stabbed his flesh, his vein, his wrist.
Now you're dead and now you're mine,
drink from me and you'll be fine.
I could not stand my masters site,
I killed him quick with my own bite.
Copyright © Bellantony De Mertens
I needed some time, some space to think
And it was either take a walk or drink
And since I knew drinking would solve nothing
I put on my shoes and I started walking
The wind blew the chilly air
Through my unkempt locks of hair,
But I hardly felt the biting cold,
Walking with memories warm in my soul
The street was dark, cold and silent
It was funny the places where my mind went
While I slowly walked across the blacktop road
No destination in mind where I would go
It's funny the things you will remember
I recall a day in mid-December
And how suddenly, nothing seemed the same
After that man at the door called my name
I followed him into a secluded office
Where he would tell me his diagnosis
And suddenly I felt my beating heart
But the rest of the world had just stopped
I felt a hand in mine get tighter
I don't think the room could have been quieter
I shook my head in total disbelief
Too numb to feel anything, even grief
The question asked, "What does this mean?"
But the answer didn't mean anything
My head too fuzzy, my thoughts too jumbled
I turned to my love to speak, but mumbled
I don't remember what else he said
Because of the swirling thoughts in my head
It took three days before I could even think
Which led me to tonight: walk or drink
So I walked and I thought and I truly remembered
Dreams of the past, love treasured forever
Friendship and laughter, sorrow and pain
As though I was reliving my life over again
Little things that I'd sorely taken for granted
Things that didn't happen the way that I planned it
Promises made and ones that were broken
Love that was shared, love still unspoken
The frosty air filled me with a sense of renewal
Inside my soul was fighting a duel
The angel, the devil, both battling demons
Inside of myself I fought to redeem them
I don't know who won the ethereal battle
And I'm not sure right now it even matters
Where once I believed everything for a reason
I'm finding that harder and harder to believe in
Copyright © Michelle Devon
Here's what I'm thinking now
at the end of the world:
There are no atheists in foxholes—
no theists in politics.
If knowledge is power,
and power corrupts,
then why did I bother reading you, Cicero?
Does it matter that I didn't't love you?
Would it have mattered if I did?
There's a poetry reading tonight
whence I'I'll chide other poets
who don't sit alone.
I won't bring up death
but I might have to breathe,
even into a mike
and mouth lines to get a snap or a boo
maybe even a wince or two.
Just maybe I'I'll talk about love
and how following your heart is like following a dog—
it only leads to vittles and (female dogs).
But how many times have I used that line
since the story I wrote about you,
a witty and sexy and fictional you?
Most likely I'I'll read something tonight about you.
I won't recite it from memory
because I don't think about you that much anymore,
not even when I search for my socks in your drawer
or when I put on the scratchy sweaters you give me,
horizontally striped to bring out my eyes?
I don't remember your eyes
except they are blue.
And I don't remember you,
not even when I smell cucumber and apple,
not even when I sleep on my side of the bed
or when you walk through the door
happy to see me;
even then I don't remember you.
Does it matter that I don't love you?
Would it have mattered if I did?
How about a few one-liners
for the end of days?—
Depression is self-awareness,
which you'd know if you were;
I need Ritalin to listen to you,
Lithium to hug you,
Viagra to feel you,
and Valium to sleep.
All you need
is me standing there, waiting at home
with turns of phrase and word plays
telling you about why I hate Ayn Rand
but want to buy as much as I can
and how I love celebrity gossip
and detest poetry slams
and find rhyming trite
except when I am.
Hypocrites can still be right,
which you do understand
because you nod at my nonsense
about fighting the man.
But now, at the end of all things—
I'm speechless and witless and pointlessly well-read,
and you're just sitting there, smiling
asking me to pass the bread.
Copyright © Nick Hertzog
I watched you walk by yesterday, and yes again you turned and looked away
You never give me the time of day, and you're always looking sad and grey
A small piece of lace from your pink dress, is all that's left of you and me
Wish I could take back yesterday, when I went astray and set you free
I wish I could find the words to say, instead of making you look away
Oh! It's funny how a little piece of lace, makes me yearn for your embrace
I know that I still need your love, because my heart is always feeling blue
And I guess I'll never be the same, for playing around and being untrue
You gotta know this isn't what I wanted, cause now I'm always on my knees
But I can see how you like your freedom, of being with him and not with me
But baby a twist of fate's what tore us apart, and placed this look upon my face
Oh! it's still funny how a little piece of lace, makes me yearn for your embrace
A piece of lace from your pink dress, keeps putting me down won't let me rest
And these cloudy skies are back today, holding my heart and soul at bay
I pray you come and take this lace, and wipe these tears from my face
Oh! It's funny how a little piece of lace, makes me yearn for your embrace
All those things that you used to do, is what made me fall in love with you
You gave me your all once upon a time, but like a fool I up and flew
And the things I went and said that day, made you fade and drift away
I never shoulda treated you that way, cause baby I need you here today
The sun keeps hiding behind the clouds, and all I do is sit and cry
And this piece of lace holds my heart at bay, I don't know...maybe it's a sign
A piece of lace from your pink dress, keeps putting me down won't let me rest
And these cloudy skies are back today, holding my heart and soul at bay
I pray you come and take this lace, and wipe these tears from my face
Oh! It's funny how a little piece of lace, makes me yearn for your embrace
Oh! It's funny how a little piece of lace, makes me yearn for your embrace
Copyright © George Martin
Way down yonder, beyond the barn,
In that soggy, muddy old bog,
In a small and crowded, murky pool,
Lived gloomy Tad, the pollywog.
One of the things that made young Tad
Resentful and unhappy,
Was the very simple fact that he
Looked nothing like his pappy.
And, you know, he also didn't look
A great deal like his mamma.
What this pollywog resembled most
Was a chubby, little comma.
And the safest place--to say the least--
Was not that shrinking pool,
Where one well might be ingested
By some poor misguided fool.
Then one day Tad got so fed up
With his principal place of abode,
That he grew some legs, left the pond,
And became a happy toad.
Copyright © William Robinson
Cold stares
heart tares
Copyright © Heather Hill
Little pumpkin very sad
for in white he'd been clad
To be a lantern was his dream
but woeful he was white as cream
So I said, to his delight,
that I liked his coat of white
Now, because I liked him most,
my Jack O' Lantern is a ghost
Inspired by Raul Morenos' White Pumpkin contest
Copyright © Robin L. Gass
Melancholy sets in
and twist easily
around the joy that is stuck
in the glue
It's hard to dance tango - without a partner
A-L Andresen :)
Oh the horror!
For people,
it's just fun!
Copyright © Theresa a.k.a. Reecie
Bob had a special talent
That only worked in his men's store.
He had 'clothing ESP'.
He knew what his customers wanted…and more.
When customer would come into his store
Bob would invariably say,
"Hello. I'm Bob. Don't say a word.
I already know what you need today."
And he was always right,
Never missed a color, fabric, style or size.
He even knew the necessary alterations.
Customers couldn't believe their ears and eyes.
Meanwhile, in another part of town,
Joe had a pounding, relentless migraine
For every minute for more than five years,
It had driven him near insane.
He'd lost his job to the pain.
Then, he lost his wife.
He had lost a lot of weight and rarely slept.
Yes, his was a miserable life.
And, of course, sex was out of the question…
Even a little self-abuse.
There was nothing left for Joe but pain.
He felt his life was of no use.
So, Joe went to his doctor.
"Doc, please help me end this pain.
Give me something to make me sleep
And never wake up again."
"You know I can't assist your suicide.",
Then he looked sad, perhaps ashamed.
"I never dreamed it would last five years,
But I know how to end the pain."
"You can make it go away?!
Tell me, Doc! What's the word?"
"I'll have to remove your testicles."
Was the last thing that Joe heard.
But…when he came to, it struck him.
Sex was out of the question anyway;
But he might enjoy his meals again,
And he could sleep for days.
"Please check me in, Doc.
This opportunity I cannot shirk."
So, the doctor removed his testicles.
He did his very best work.
A few days later, Joe waddled along,
Headache free and feeling pretty nice;
But every attractive woman he saw
Reminded him of his sacrifice.
He decided it was appropriate
To do something nice for himself for a change.
So, he went into a travel agency;
And a six month cruise he arranged.
As he left the travel agency,
He was excited, feeling ready to go;
But for such a glorious adventure,
He would need new clothes.
As he walked along, he saw Bob's Men's Store.
He walked in, only to hear Bob say,
"Hello. I'm Bob. Don't say a word.
I already know what you need today."
"How could you know?" asked Joe.
"It's a gift. I don't know how, but I do.
You've suffered five years with an ailment,
Found relief, so now you're taking a cruise."
Joe could not believe his ears.
How could this stranger possibly know?
"You're right! That's amazing!
And I'm going to need new clothes."
Bob then laid out a fabulous wardrobe
All the right colors, fabrics, styles…and each size.
Joe was incredibly impressed.
He could hardly believe his ears and eyes.
"How do you like the wardrobe?"
"It's wonderful!" Bob could see that Joe was pleased.
"Now," said Bob, "What about undergarments;
You know…shorts and tees?
Let's see…medium crew neck tees, all cotton.
I believe that you prefer white….
And jockey shorts, all cotton…. 34s.
Yes, I'm sure that's right."
Joe beamed, "You're an amazing talent
And I just this second realized,
You've laid out this entire wardrobe
And only missed one size."
Bob, surprised by his mistake, asked, "Really?
What did I miss? I did my best for you."
"Well…you're right." said Joe, "I do wear Jockeys,
But…well…I wear 32s.
"Oh, no!" said Bob with an ugly grimace.
"That would be a serious mistake.
Thirty-twos will cramp your balls,
You'll get migraine headaches."
Copyright © Robert Candler
Flailin', flailin', flailin';
There goes my ball sailin'
Into a trap, the water or the woods.
Flailin', flailin', flailin';
You can hear me wailin',
"Why won't that damn ball go where it should?
Drives go right. Putts go wrong.
I shank my wedges or 'skull'em' long.
My golf game's just no damn good.
I'm swingin' too hard & lookin' up;
As if I'll actually see it go in the cup….
As if it ever really would.
My alignment's too far left or right.
My ball can find the only tree or trap in sight,
Even if the shot starts out lookin' good.
These days, I carry some special tools:
A handheld weed eater with extra spools
And a pruning saw, in case I'm in the woods.
I've even tried to 'buy' a better game.
No matter. My scores were just as lame.
Those new clubs didn't do what they should.
Bogies & doubles...even triples... are common scores.
I very rarely get pars any more.
Believe me, I'd change it if I could.
My buddies said it must be me,
A teaching pro I should go see.
They said he'd fix my game…..if anybody could.
The pro said, "Hit some balls while I watch you.
Just set up and hit'em like you normally do.
We'll see if I can do your game any good."
After the first bucket of balls I hit,
He calmly said, "Take two weeks off…then quit.
Take my advice. You really should."
Now, what really has me vexed,
I'm wondering what I'll try next.
That pro's advice was no damn good.
So, I struggle along with my flailin' game;
But, strangely enough, have fun just the same,
Finding hope in rare shots that are actually good.
To know your history is to know your literature a lesson to learn, which will
Stand the test of time and what one founds of their in heritage no matter how enduring and grim it may seem it something you should embrace-
I came from a small city with big roots and routinely I was ask "where are you from", especially from girls, if it wasn't that it he thinks he cutie? And I'm asking why I would say something like that. Or He thinks him smart, God!!! I'm just answer the teacher question? But when I got older, older woman told me they probably think that ascent was sexy and I'm thinking where in high school what do they know about sexy? Man is her computer seat warm? America woman I just don't understand them? I wonder what they do if they heard me speak a few difference language at same time? Thank god I'm quite because it not like they can read my mind. But it got me thinking from and questioning
My Roots-
What I found was the name Borgo had many difference Ethnicity & meaning with it as well as nationalities and that Borgo is Small Island between France and Italy. And if history may not mention it was a Borgia who captured Napoleon? How do I know where did it take place?
No wonder I like Caribbean woman and it is this one that get my heart beat beating up to 400 beats per seconds if that is possible I can't say it is a forbidden love but what I will say is breaking the ice and melt when think out loud? And yes she knows my name but why ask not why but why are some lyrics so deep my dear? Remember some old friends asking don't you make beats? As I have some bread and tea.
And that Bourbon is a drink, a Pecan Pie and a Street I'm thinking man if I have girlfriend
What date it would be-
Then I dig deeper and found the prime sources that seem to let to these events the Borgia or borja married into royalty which happen to be Louisa Borgia who married Philp De Bourbon or Philip V of Spain. He was rejected as King Louis legitimate son because born out of wedlock but later accepted but Philp never forgave and where he could have been both king of France and Spain he was just the king of Spain. Question I ask do any one know today the real reason why France has no nationality? Hurtfully to write or hear but i heritage mean full name as should other take to one, I have heard rumors that true bloodlines of nations of Kings that don't rightfully take the throne it is a reason for that but not my place to say the way history is written is just to say to remember men wrote history but literature holds another tell? Who can tell the differences, but one question for god I always ask
Why so much war my lord, I truly feel like a man without a country and
Just walking away-
I myself never came from money I start literally from nothing but as I got older I was given legitimate connection legitimate ideas and principals and the understanding of wealth but so trying of spending night and days with no day off of a seven day week wonder if I can make those principals work for me as sick as I am there are reason undefined why I do this things and money is not the endorsement my life is more complication then eye may receive to capture but if you listen you learn more than just hand written if you get the drift-
I was never told of my in heritage put as one will it something like a scare or tattoo I had to found to adjust to my nick name is "Jason" but my full name is Louis Antonio Borgo III as I'm about to fall to sleep and lost all aim of conscience I see a email with my full name spell out in Ancestry.com question how did they know I was search for them and if I ever be accepted from this other half as I am a man literally without a country and in love with French woman more than American the phone rings and a woman from Canada called speaking French I drop the phone and finally I fall to sleep and As I sleep dreaming could anyone imagine wanting to go home but where? Remembering the ringing noise of girls ask
" where are you from"...
Copyright © Louis Borgo
Randomling 1: Matthew Macfadyen
I believe I'm in love with Matthew Macfadyen
He inspires in me a terribly bad yen
But as poetry goes
His name 'spires woes
Cause nothing rhymes with "Macfadyen".
Randomling 2: Birthday Wishes
For my birthday, I would like a man.
I wonder---can you get one from a can?
Or maybe from a catalog?
Maybe I'll just get a dog.
Randomling 3: Yet Another Cat Poem
toddlers in fur
senior citizens with retractable claws
lions in their own minds
lunch in the minds of dogs.
Randomling 4: Desert Woes
A sage river in a field of sand:
so flows hope in a barren land;
the crippled heart in prosthetic steel,
hacked and scarred, a vulture's meal.
Randomling 5: Dark Poetry
Follow poetry to its source;
There find heartbreak and remorse.
Follow poetry to the bitter end,
And there find death, its bosom friend.
Randomling 6: Ode to Bananas
an underappreciated fruit
sentenced to banananality
because yellow is their long suit.
Randomling 7: Untitled
this heart is closed to deposits.
There's no more room for pain.
Randomling 8: Untitled
My heart is sealed in a cold steel vault,
and I've lost the combination.
Randomling 9: Joyce Kilmer 2015
I think that I shall never see
A man as useful as a tree.
One has uses by the score;
The other one is apt to snore.
Randomling 10: Bedtime Prayers
Now I lay me down to sleep,
A leaden heart is mine to keep.
If I should die before I wake--
Now there's an offer I'd gladly take.
Randomling 11: The Devil Wind
Fury with a smoky tail
Eddies of destruction
Deceitful beauty, enchanting danger
Death sporting a makeover
Randomling 12: A Boy's Best Friend
Your penis—it is not a toy
I told my little son.
O yes it is, he parried me
It's quite my favorite one.
Randomling 13: Fault Lines
I have a bathroom mirror
that's grown faulty over time.
My reflection is no longer true;
it's developed little lines!
Randomling 14: Shakespeare 101
"To be or not to be. That is the question."
--What question?
THE question!
--Whaddya mean, THE question?
Never mind.
Randomling 15: Christmas?
Peace on earth to men of good credit
Who give the gift of corporate profit
in the holy name of commercialism.
Randomling 16: Musical Believer
Though my conscience sleeps,
wrapped in the Valium of
agnosticism, it awakens to
the music of Mozart--
once more knowing God
by the sound of His voice.
Randomling 17: Vacuum
I didn't write a poem when you died.
The words would not come.
Perhaps I felt too deeply,
perhaps not enough;
maybe I died too. 10/06/01
Randomling 18: Insanity
Insanity is underrated
Its drawbacks,much overstated.
How else to do what you darn well please
And accomplish it with so much ease?
Randomling 19: Dog Day Afternoon
salt, waves, undertow
I don't know what's going
on here, but I'm HAPPY!
Randomling 20: Opposites Attract
i am matter---love, antimatter
never to meet save to explode
i am space, love is time
parallel dimensions never to meet
Randomling 21: Puppy Love
I ride a leaky newspaper raft
Adrift on the linoleum
Anxiously awaiting an
An attack of smelly
squirming happiness
covered in fuzz:
Puppy love.
Randomling 22: Newton's Poultice
Apple falls from tree
Newton (ouch!) takes notice
Comes up with law of gravity
while wearing a poultice
on the solstice
Randomling 23: Ticking
And the clock on the wall kept on ticking
while my life fell apart all around me.
Sweet memories faded to shadow
as my heart fell to pieces inside me.
And the clock on the wall kept on ticking
Relentlessly ticking, ticking
While my life fell apart all around me.
Randomling 24: Untitled
a mosaic assembled from
shimmering, glimmering
tiles of delight and
black-glazed stones of despair
interlocking snowflakes
in seamless beauty
Randomling 25: Seasonal Lament
Daylight shrinks
end at both end
as summer falls into the
arm of winter. arm
Randomling 26: Untitled
I didn't want
to love you.
Randomling 27: Pills
Depression is days and nights curled fetal-like
in a dark room, no interest in the world outside,
idly wondering if there are enough
pills in the bottle to kill you,
then thinking it's not worth the effort
to find out because you're dead inside already.
Randomling 28: Guilt By Association
Fresh morning light frames
the cat, surrounded by piles of
dirt and deceased plants,
looking innocent.
Randomling 29: Bell the Cat
How do you give a cat a bath?
Maybe you can do the math.
All I know is she stinks to high heaven.
And of us there are only seven.
How many humans to bathe a cat?
Definitely more than where we're at!
Randomling 30: Muse
I want to write a poem
using the word gossamer.
Randomling 31: Ripples
Canoes rock gently
under the waxing moon.
Black water ripples,
painting a beautiful scene
under the scented pines.
Randomling 32: Sunshine Waterfall
I cleanse my face in a sunshine waterfall,
luxuriate in a sunshine shower.
Waterfall flow and warm me;
sprinkle lemon drops through my hair.
Randomling 33: Salon Treatment
Hurricanes scour everything
they touch, then rinse and blow
Randomling 34: My Window
Blue sky pokes its face
through the canopy of trees.
Heat wave is over!
Copyright © Mary Oliver Rotman
Green bark a prism creates,
Feel the pull of earth, you must.
Rotates, a slime of endless hates,
Can hold me not, this world's crust.
Friendship's ties, isolation Deflates,
Succumbs, my spaceship, to bitter rust.
Mist, my soul forever permeates,
Lift-off, booms the rocket's thrust.
My spirit when light returns, elates,
Swamps swell, swallowed hope's swirling dust.
Trapped, I am, until student from fate
Arrives to learn; Cloud City or bust.
Copyright © Dan Keir
His seeds
Grew weeds
6th Place in A FOOTLE RETROSPECTIVE
Copyright © Nick Bagnall
Ron was a foreman
He performed demolition.
Sadly his last blast
Sorely failed to miss him.
Copyright © Tara Andre
A crowded table, all suspended in shock
The sound of the shot dimming to a 'knock'
Only silence, except for the marching clock
The weapon still smoking; an anonymous glock
Loud cries arise from the elongated table,
Jack Frost is shocked, the Tooth Fairy unable
To speak whilst Santa is checking the stable
For clues on the erstwhile maidservant Mable
They searched for hours, called in C.S.I,
Panic set in, would the children all cry?
Sandman confirmed the bunny had died
Batman suspected somebody had lied
Guests were quizzed, interrogations began
The mystery unfolded when Santa Claus ran,
Grabbing the pies, he tried escaping in a van
But was stopped in his tracks by superman
In loving memory of Jones,
The best duck I've known.
My pet and friend since I was four.
For a bird, he was dear;
I wish he was here
So that he and I could do more.
Today I am a grape
Hanging on a vine
Perhaps to be plucked one day
Ending up in someones wine
Maybe I'll be bitter
One of the worst ones you could eat
Or possibly be the most tastey ones
The sweetist of the sweet
I hang with a bunch of others
That I see all through the day
Longing to be anywhere
But there seems to be no way
Seeing alot of other beauties
Farther down the line
Hoping they will notice me
When I'm plump and in my prime
though now the nights are getting colder
Others have begun to all fall down
Bunches of dying grapes
Laying everywhere on the ground
Unable to handle this madness
I'm letting go of this vine tonite
So I won't have to wake to this sadness
That I must see through each days light
Dan Kearley:9-21-11
Copyright © Dan Kearley
cherry bombs convulse
their fuse burns painfully fast
lesson learned, no thumb
Copyright © Mac McGovern
Nothing But Lint
Nothing but lint
in my pocket.
It could be said
that I am skint.
I did have cash
to start the day.
But money,
no sooner earned,
is no sooner spent …
they say.
Now I sit alone
in a diner cafe.
Slowly drinking
one last black coffee.
But hey!
What is that
on the floor?
Near the leg of the table
by the door.
It's a new penny coin
all shiny with glint.
Now there is something
in my pocket … besides lint.
Copyright © Ken Duddle
Johnny was a baker
He made great cakes and pies.
Too bad he left the oven on;
He caught on fire and died.
NO REFILLS---Dr. P. Soupenstein
Rx *7563287 BEC 11/11/11
Seems to me,
what you need
for healing this condition...
is something real
you can feel
to ease this mean affliction
Patient please
accept from me
this poetry prescription:
Take ONE positive poem
Read ORALLY 2 times BY MOUTH -----
Every 4-6 HOURS AS NEEDED for the pain
Blues and belly aches will dissipate
resulting in healthy energy gains
-Alcohol may intensify the effect of being drowsy
attempting to read while operating machines...
will cause you to drive lousy.
Copyright © JSLambert Mister ROBOTO
A sad old flea and a silly old gnat
were boogieing it down
on the neck of an aristocrat
When suddenly Splat
they're flat
And that was that
Copyright © Donald J Bennett
Suicidal love
It chokes and mauls me,
It suffocates me as its venom spread to shake my heart,
It kneads and lives me vulnerable to hurt,
When you hunt it,
I remained obdurate to love,
Its obsession sucks my strength,
When the peril of real epitome of African beauty sprout her,
Chokes and desires of having you drown me into sour guts,
It is a suicide how this eerie feeling fills,
For it freezes not the frosted and fermented heart to freedom
It is suicidal how love is.
Copyright © Sabion Osore
It's My Birthday
It's my birthday… I look out the window there is no one for me owe so, owe so lonely poor me .
It's my birthday… you surprise me, with a Barber-Q grill with a cooler that chills with a grin we show white grills.
Happy Birthday… it's my Birthday I am still waiting, it is almost the end of my the day, just waiting on you to wish me a happy birthday which, well make my day.
It's my birthday…you do not remember that day, can we go out for we can remember that day?
It's my birthday… I can share it or alone, some share it with a twin, or with a friend and the ones who stay to the ends like a good friend.
It my birthday… its looks like another day to me I just need someone or something to comfort with me a room full of women and with hand full men, a juice in cup, juice in glass, with a sweet lady and grill on cut grass that may make every day feel like my birthday, with a touch of class.
It's your birthday… it's your birthday you should all-ways win on your birthday, if do not have a mate you sneak and go on second party date form those who may player hate.
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday! it comes and go, I see you come through, looking out my window with a hand full company that is what a party really should need, yes it's sweet, sweet with music and sweet with treats or it must be the money, or food, or brinks, or just me.
Poetry 7/7/12 by author Keith Kadell
Copyright © Keith Relf


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Al Gosling's sad fate gives tenants a voice
A handful of community housing tenants took part in an inquiry into the eviction and death of Al Gosling.
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The Morningside Apartments on Lawrence Ave. are as far east as it is possible to get in this city without falling off the map. A handful of community housing tenants gathered there Wednesday to take part in the LeSage inquiry into the eviction and death of Al Gosling.
You know the story: Al Gosling, 82, was evicted from community housing for want of a piece of paper; he got sick while living in shelter, and he died.
The inquiry into his death, said former Ontario chief justice Patrick LeSage, would not have occurred if it were not for this newspaper.
In the room where the meeting was held there was a Christmas tree, the flags of the city and the province and the country, and also many Santas dangling from the ceiling.
The judge is affable and quick to focus on the matter at hand. He said there were no community housing staff in the room, so that tenants might speak freely, without fear of recrimination or intimidation.
You may infer, if you like, that some tenants do not feel comfortable speaking freely in the presence of Toronto Community Housing staff.
What does that tell you?
There were no other media present in the room.
The judge then asked tenants for their views. One man said that Toronto Community Housing had helped him by providing him with affordable housing, and he said the process of eviction protected landlords and tenants alike.
And I began to fidget.
Then he said, "I'm not an emotional man. The story of Al Gosling brought a tear to my eye, and made me angry. It didn't have to happen. It's a horror story. Every horror story has a monster."
I sat up straight.
"Al Gosling's eviction hasn't satisfied the appetite of the monster. I had a letter saying I was behind in my rent." The man said he himself was threatened with eviction, but he is patient and resourceful and he got things sorted out.
But, he said, there is Faye.
"Everyone calls her Faith because she reads the Bible. Two months ago, she came home and found an eviction notice. To be honest, she's challenged; it takes tolerance to be around her."
And he said she got a little loud sometimes, but she had money in the bank and there was no reason he could see for the eviction.
"She came back last week with a key. She thought she still lived there. Two police officers came for her."
He does not know where Faye or Faith is now.
"It has to be stopped."
He meant the feeding of the monster.
You could see the judge looking at him keenly. You got the sense that the judge listens with his head and with his heart.
A man, who lives in public housing, although he does not live in the Morningside Apartments, said, "Why did I have to find out about this meeting from reading an article in the newspaper?
"I asked the super in my building if he knew where this place was. He asked why. I told him about the review. The super said, `Who's Al Gosling?' That tells me this review is not an issue of concern."
Let me make it plainer:
The superintendent of a community housing building did not know about the LeSage review, and did not recognize the name of Al Gosling.
What does that tell you?
The man said to the judge, "Al's apartment was his home, his safe place. He sat under a stairwell wondering what happened. Any infection would have killed him. I say he died of a broken heart."
And I am left to wonder if the review of Al's death should not broaden into a review of the Toronto Community Housing Corp., from top to bottom.
More Friday.
Joe Fiorito usually appears Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
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I have a can't-miss tip in the seventh at aqueduct plus a bridge to sell you.
Take a winter afternoon at aqueduct Park in Queens several months ago, just a mile from JFK airport.
Segovia is best known for its trilogy of monuments: the aqueduct, the Cathedral, and the Fortress.
The aqueduct here, taken with the fine scenery around, forms an exceedingly picturesque object.
They knew what she would find at the aqueduct track—find the world.
The aqueduct built by the Romans is the oldest monument of the town.
The aqueduct, which had been long destroyed, he renewed, and brought in water through it.
He then fastened to the trunk of the olive tree a strong strap, and threw the other end of it into the aqueduct.
It is from the aqueduct of yon Moorish mill nearly at the foot of the hill.
Oh, no, you forget the reservoir and the tunnelling of Three Brothers for the aqueduct to Bridgeton!
aqueduct aq·ue·duct (āk'wĭ-dŭkt')
A channel or passage in a body part or an organ.