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July 2013 laughs&lifts
FREE Take One Home Issue 60 July 2013 Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect; it just means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections What is ? LAUGHS&LIFTS is a FREE publication, published monthly and distributed anywhere consumers experience wait times ...and other high traffic business': hair salons, physician's offices, hospitals, hotels, senior centers, dentist offices, restaurants, grocery stores, government offices, auto repair shops, car washes, laundromats and many more. Each Edition of LAUGHS&LIFTS contains clean jokes, uplifting articles of faith, recipes, a crossword puzzle, Sudoku puzzles, interesting facts, and quotes ...plus coupons, offers, and value for consumers to take home. LAUGHS&LIFTS is intended to stimulate the minds of customers and their families. The goal of LAUGHS&LIFTS is to engage, entertain, encourage and provide value everywhere within the local community to maximize enjoyment for our readers and exposure to our advertisers. 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Information, stories, helpful hints, jokes, studies and all other miscellaneous writings, drawings, and pictures are published without malice, but with the intent to inspire and entertain, not to cause disillusionment or confusion to anyone; person, party affiliation, company, denomination or other named or unnamed entity. The writings contained within Laughs&Lifts do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of the publisher. Laughs&Lifts is published on or near the first of every month and is distributed throughout the Wiregrass area of Alabama and mailed to subscribers anywhere in the world. Subscriptions are $30/year. Send a $30 check made out to Laughs&Lifts to P.O. Box 681 Ozark, Al 36361 While Laughs&Lifts tries very hard to ensure the accuracy of the information in our clients advertisements and our publication in general, we are not responsible for vendor availability, typographic errors or omissions. JULY 2013 LaughsandLifts.com 4 WIREGRASS HANDYMAN SERVICE ADDITIONS WINDOWS DOORS SIDING ROOF REPAIRS NEW ROOFS AWNINGS DECKS POLE BARNS BATHROOMS KITCHENS & MORE FREE ESTIMATES ALL TYPES OF HOME REPAIR 334-248-4718 HARTFORD, AL LOCATION ANNIVERSARY AUGUST NOW N FURNITURE, ELECTRONICS, APPLIANCES, ECT. OPSE TUE - SAT 10 AM - 5 PM COME BROWSE & CHECK US OUT. Thanks for shopping with us. We really appreciate your business ACCEPTING DONATIONS FREE PICK-UP & DELIVERY 334-774-6954 You made me smile so wide........ I can eat a banana side ways. If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all. Find me hiding in the Online Inventory Photos, send me an email and You might WIN a little one of me for the kids! OLD ICE HOUSE LUNCH BUFFET 11:00 AM - 2:00 PM TUESDAY - FRIDAY AND SUNDAY PRIVATE PARTY ROOM AVAILABLE 140 Jones Street • Ozark, AL www.theoldicehouserestaurant.com TAKE-OUTS & CATERING A procrastinator's work is never done. House Points "This house," said the real estate salesman, "has both its good points and its bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm going to tell you about both. The disadvantages are that there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse a block north." "What are the advantages?" inquired the prospective buyer. "The advantage is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing." Passed Note A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by an usher. The note read: "Bill Jones having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety." Failing to observe the punctuation, he startled his audience by announcing: "Bill Jones, having gone to see his wife, desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety." The term "devil's advocate" comes from the Roman Catholic church. When deciding if someone should be sainted, a devil's advocate is always appointed to give an alternative view. JULY 2013 334-379-7603 5 Your garbage disposal eats better than 30% of the people in this world. SUMMER SPECIAL 12 X 12 ALUMINUM PATIO COVER $1499 DECKS UNLIMITED 12'X 16'…$1899 16'X 16'…$2499 12'X 20'…$2299 Making Dreams Come True In The Wiregrass For Over 10 years! FREE ESTIMATES LICENSED, BONDED & INSURED email@example.com Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them would burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired." We Have EXTRA MONEY for You! 50% Off The Interest On 1st Payment of New Loan CALL or BETTER yet Come Visit us Today! 334-585-5757 Kim, Manager JULY 2013 LaughsandLifts.com 6 Trellis, Asst. Mgr. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled. Voting for the Democrats because you didn't like the way the Republicans were running the country. Is like shooting yourself in the head to stop your headache. CMJ AUTOMOTIVE LLC 334-618-0759 DBA AS TIMES HAVE CHANGED Lou Gehrig earned a total of $316,000 during his 17 year career with the New York Yankees. In 1992, a fan paid $363,000 for a Yankee jersey that Gehrig wore during the 1927 season. Brakes Towing CV axles Transmissions Belts Starters Oil Changes Air Conditioning Hoses Batteries Engine Repair Alternators PROPHETIC BASEBALL In 1963, baseball pitcher Gaylord Perry remarked, "They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." On July 20, 1969, a few hours after Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon, Gaylord Perry hit his first, and only, home run. DAYS OF YORE! From Corvettes To Semis 24HR Light & Heavy Duty Towing The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases. RULE OF THUMB 1157 Andrews Ave Ozark, AL MON -FRI 8-5 Jimmy (Ques) Baker Manager The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb. INGRAM MEMORIAL Headstones, Vaults & Any Type of Cemetery Work Susan Langley, Owner 2360 N. Range St. Dothan, AL 334-792-0044 1-800-598-0045 www.IngramMemorial.com Canada is an Indian word meaning 'Big Village'. JULY 2013 334-379-7603 7 "You know somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a note on my windshield, it said, ' parking fine' So that was nice!" A VERY Moving, PCSing, TDY, Down-Sizing? Avoid the hazzle of a yard sale! We will clean, price & Pick-up your items FREE Then SEND YOU THE CHECK… PRESENT HELP By Wallace Kennedy, Jr Be encouraged my friends and neighbors, don't lose hope, we have the victory and we WILL NOT be victims to this fallen world. You may be wondering what our tomorrows may bring, will our desires, dreams and visions ever come to pass. God wants us to live a victorious life; Romans 8:37 No, despite all these things, overwhelming victory is ours through Christ, who loved us. Consider the woman that hemorrhaged for 12 long years, she believed when Jesus comes through her community: "if I can get to Him and touch His garment I can be made whole she said". At the same time Jesus was going to Jairus house to heal His daughter who in fact was already dead, Jesus raised her from the dead (Mark 5). The man that layed by the pool for 38 years for the stirring of the water, had an encounter with Jesus and was healed. The man that was carried and lowered down through the roof top in the presence of Jesus was healed. There are many testimonies of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ healing people in so many ways. JULY 2013 LaughsandLifts.com 8 191 W. Reynolds St. Ozark, AL "If we concentrated on the really important stuff in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles" What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi! Logan's All Pro Tint • Tire & Accessories Auto Repair Facility Yes, we do Vehicle Lettering 171 North Union Ave. Ozark, Alabama 334-774-0059 Life is full of uncertainties ...of course, I could be wrong about that. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. After $10 Mail-In Rebate (Debit Card) June 1- July 31, 2013 Includes: Up to 5 quarts of the oil specified by the vehicle Owner's Manual, including dexos1 synthetic blend (at conventional oil price) for 2011 and newer vehicles and an ACDELCO oil filter for the $29.95 rebate price. Excludes full synthetic oil and diesel engines. January 1 - December 31�� 2013 Customer brings in a lower priced ad/written estimate or Internet quote from a competing tire retailer/installer for the exact same tire(s) as one of GM's12 tire brands. 1801 US Hwy. 231 South, Ozark A man is weighing himself in the bathroom, sucking in his stomach, when his wife comes in and says sarcastically, "That's not going to help." NEW EXPANDED LUNCH BUFFET AND SALAD BAR Monday -Friday & Sunday OPEN FRIDAY NIGHTS SERVING Jesus made us a great promise: John 14:16 And I will pray the Father, and he shall give you another Comforter, that he may abide with you forever; The Greek word Comforter means: paraklētos, which means: (1) summoned, called to one's side (2) one who pleads another's cause before a judge, a pleader, counsel for defense, legal assistant, an advocate (3) one who pleads another's cause with one, an intercessor (4) of the Holy Spirit destined to take the place of Christ with the apostles (after his ascension to the Father), to lead them to a deeper knowledge of the gospel truth, and give them divine strength needed to enable them to undergo trials and persecutions on behalf of the divine kingdom. So then, we have it better than those in Jesus day, we have the Holy Spirit abiding in us and with us always. Psalm 46:1 God is our refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble .Psalm 103:1-5 Let all that I am praise the LORD; with my whole heart, I will praise his holy name. Let all that I am praise the LORD; may I never forget the good things he does for me. He forgives all my sins and heals all my diseases. He redeems me from death and crowns me with love and tender mercies. He fills my life with good things. My youth is renewed like the eagle's! (NLT) SHRIMP & CATFISH BUFFET $11.50 Includes Tea Life is like a donut. You're either in the dough or in the hole. JULY 2013 334-379-7603 9 Santa saw your Facebook photos…Your getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas. Cold Pasta Salads Aunt T's Kitchen For A Crowd Directions: GREEK PASTA SALAD Ingredients: ·1 (16 ounce) package tri-color rotini pasta ·1 small red onion, diced ·1 cup diced roasted red peppers ·1 cup cubed mozzarella cheese ·1 (6 ounce) jar marinated artichoke hearts, drained and chopped ·1/4 pound salami, diced ·3/4 cup sliced stuffed green olives ·1 (4 ounce) can sliced black olives ·1/2 cup sliced pepperoncini peppers (optional) ·1 teaspoon Italian seasoning ·1/4 teaspoon garlic powder, or to taste ·1 pinch seasoned salt, or to taste ground black pepper to taste ·1/3 cup Italian-style salad dressing ·1/4 cup mayonnaise ·1/2 cup shredded Parmesan cheese 1. Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil; cook rotini at a boil until tender yet firm to the bite, 8 to 10 minutes. Drain and run under cold water to cool. 2. Mix rotini, red onion, roasted red peppers, mozzarella cheese, artichoke hearts, salami, green olives, black olives, pepperoncini peppers, Italian seasoning, garlic powder, seasoned salt, and black pepper in a large bowl. 3. Whisk Italian-style dressing and mayonnaise together in a small bowl; pour over rotini mixture and toss to coat. Add Parmesan cheese and mix well. Refrigerate salad at least 2 hours before serving. Serves 10 HONEY MUSTARD MACARONI SALAD Ingredients: ·1 (16 ounce) package elbow macaroni ·6 hard-cooked eggs, diced ·1/2 cup diced onion ·1/2 cup diced celery ·1/2 cup diced green bell pepper Gluten Free Products ● Kangen Alkaline Water ● Nature's Sunshine Products ● Dairy Free Products ● Hallelujah Acres Products ● Health & Diet Books ● Organic Foods 334-673-2444 1901 Wise Dr., Off Ross Clark Circle, Dothan, AL Always Open Online At www.ShopHealthConcepts.com JULY 2013 LaughsandLifts.com 10 To make a long story short…Don't tell it. Kramer made his "entrance" into Jerry Seinfeld's apartment 284 times. Cold Pasta Salads Aunt T's Kitchen For A Crowd ·1 cup milk ·1/2 cup sweet pickle relish ·1/3 cup prepared honey mustard ·1/2 teaspoon sea salt ·1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper Directions: 1. Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Cook elbow macaroni in the boiling water, stirring occasionally until cooked through but firm to the bite, 8 minutes. Drain and rinse macaroni under cold water until chilled. Transfer macaroni to a large salad bowl. 2. Toss pasta with hard-cooked eggs, onion, celery, and green bell pepper. Whisk mayonnaise, milk,pickle relish, and honey mustard in a bowl and pour dressing over the salad; mix well and season with sea salt and ground black pepper. Serves 12 LEMONY VEGETABLE PASTA SALAD Lemon Mayonnaise 1 cup mayonnaise or salad dressing 1/2 cup plain yogurt 1/4 cup lemon juice 1/8 cup chopped fresh or 1/2 tablespoon dried tarragon leaves 1/2 teaspoon salt Pasta Salad Ingredients 1 packages (16 oz each) medium pasta shells 1 1/2 lb asparagus, blanched and cut into 4-inch pieces 1 lb snap pea pods, blanched 8 medium green onions, sliced (1/2 cup) 1 medium yellow bell peppers, coarsely chopped (1 cup) Directions: 1. In large bowl, mix all Lemon Mayonnaise ingredients until well blended; set aside. 2. Cook and drain pasta as directed on package. Rinse with cold water; drain. 3. In large bowl, mix pasta and remaining Pasta Salad ingredients. Stir in Lemon Mayonnaise until well mixed. Cover and refrigerate 1 to 2 hours or until chilled. Makes 12 servings 482 S. Union Ave. OZARK 774-9345 5200 Boll Weevil Cir. ENTERPRISE 393-0503 270 Ross Clark Cir. DOTHAN 794-8521 2606 Ross Clark Cir, DOTHAN 792-1195 177 Hwy. 231 N. TROY 566-3413 A rumor gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread. JULY 2013 334-379-7603 11 There is a fine line between tan and looking like you rolled around in Doritos. While the allergy season for pets may be similar to the allergy season for people, the symptoms your pet experiences are quite different. People with allergies often sneeze, have a runny nose and itchy eyes. Pets, on the other hand, commonly manifest their allergy symptoms through their skin. Common areas affected by allergies include: face, ears, axillae (arm pits) and abdomen. Symptoms associated with allergies include itching, redness, and hair loss. While the allergy season for pets Thesebesame symptoms can also be caused by: may similar to the allergy season for people, the symptoms parasites:are Fleas, yourExternal pet experiences quitemites (e.g.: scabies and Demodex) and lice. different. People with allergies Ringworm (morea common with cats) often sneeze, have runny nose Bacterial and yeast infections: and itchy eyes. Pets, on the other while commonly associated with any cause hand, commonly manifest theirof itching, these Infections intensify the degree of itchiness allergy symptoms through their skin. Common affected by pet may be Common typesareas of allergies your allergies include: face, ears, axillae experiencing: (arm pits) and abdomen. Fleas: Fleas are the most common cause of allergies. Flea control is imperative for all pets, but particularly in allergic pets Food: Common culprits: beef, chicken, pork, dairy, fish (cats), corn, wheat and soy. Atopy: Atopy describes a heritable disorder caused by an over-reactive immune system responding to normal, nontoxic substances (e.g.: pollens) in your pet's environment. Some breeds are predisposed: Golden Retrievers, Terriers, Dalmatians, Bull Dogs. Dogs with allergies should not be bred to prevent transmission of this frustrating disease. Testing for your pet's specific allergies JULY 2013 LaughsandLifts.com 12 ANIMAL HOSPITAL, LLC "Your Pet. Their Health. Our Passion." helps tailor a specific program for your pet and offers the best results. Options for testing include: Blood allergy testing and intradermal skin testing. While there is no cure for allergies, your pet's symptoms can be relieved with a combination of therapies to treat for infections, parasites and itching. Patients that undergo allergy testing will begin "allergy shots" to help control symptoms. The goal of any allergy therapy is to control the itching and limit skin and ear infections. Your veterinarian will discuss with you the best strategy to offer relief for your pet's allergies. Lee Windham, DVM Healing Hands Animal Hospital 652 W. Roy Parker Road Ozark, Al 36360 334-774-2263 www.healinghandsanimalhospital.com firstname.lastname@example.com WEDDING GOWNS & FORMALS CLEANING AND PRESERVING Boots • Belts • Hats • Caps • Gloves • Shoes COMFORTERS AND QUILTS LOGAN'S CLEANERS & LAUNDRY 774-8012 618 S. Union Ave. Ozark, Al. Monday-Friday 6 Saturday 6-12 The fortune you seek is in another cookie. Getting something done in Congress is slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. Dear readers, ASK DR. GAUNT Last month I introduced our next series of articles: tough decisions that patients and dentists have to make regarding treatment-a reader driven topic based on your own tough decisions. I was asked about the choice between Implants vs. Bridge to replace a missing tooth. Wow, that is a tough one. Neither option is wrong, so I'll start with some benefits of choosing an implant since they are the newer kid on the block! Implants treat the space only without crowning both teeth next to the space; often the implant can be placed the same time a tooth is taken out, and implants can save the bone and gum structure that deteriorates after a tooth is removed. Ok, Bridge...Can be used if bone quality is not good for an implant; less overall treatment time; less out of pocket expense, especially if you have dental insurance. Great first "tough decision"! If Imagine our beautiful and functional custom designed you need a tie-breaker on an cabinets in your home. You'll love the style and affordability. issue, feel free to call us for advice. Send me another idea for SOUTHERN INSTALLATION next month! "Your Hometown Dentist" Cabinets Designed For Living CABINET SHOP Health and Happiness, Geoff Gaunt, DMD dothancosmeticdentistry.com FREE In Home Estimates by Dan Barefield Cell 334.726.3459 Office 334.774.9579 Auto-Owners Insurance offers broad, Flexible Protection for your car and you! Choose from a Variety of programs designed to fit your needs. We Also have many discounts available such as Multi-policy, multi-car and good student discount. A smile costs nothing but gives much. It takes but a moment, but the memory of it sometimes lasts forever. Call or visit us today! ircle Insurance Agency 863 Andrews Avenue Ozark, Alabama 36360 334-774-7177 Sammy Judah Donna Shuman When it does not exist…design it. JULY 2013 334-379-7603 13 What is the most important thing to learn in Chemistry? Never lick the spoon. Smile For the DMV Baby Wrap When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local motor-vehicle bureau was packed. The line inched along for almost an hour until the man ahead of me finally got his license. He inspected his photo for a moment and commented to the clerk, "I was standing in line so long, I ended up looking pretty grouchy in this picture." The clerk looked at his picture closely. "It's okay," he reassured the man, "That's how you're going to look when the cops pull you over anyway." Part of my job as a public-health nurse is teaching new parents how to care for their infants. As I was demonstrating how to wrap a newborn, a young Asian couple turned to me and said, "You mean we should wrap the baby like an egg roll?" "Yes," I replied, "That is a good analogy." "I don't know how to make egg rolls," another mother said anxiously. "Can I wrap my baby like a burrito?" SOME PEOPLE FIND FAULT LIKE THERE IS A REWARD FOR IT JUMPING AT CONCLUSIONS IS NOT HALF AS MUCH EXERCISE AS DIGGING FOR FACTS 334-983-GUNS MIKE'S GUN SHOP This Home Is A Charmer. Beautiful Hardwood Floors In Grandroom And Separate Dining. Large Updated Kitchen With Bar. This One You Will Have To See. Room For A Second Bath In Laundry Area. Extra Large Bedrooms, Nice Wide Hall Ways. 1280 E. Andrews Ave. Ozark, AL RESIDENTIAL • COMMERCIAL LOTS/LAND • MULTI-FAMILY JULY 2013 LaughsandLifts.com 14 9 - 5:30 Mon - Sat We Aim To Please 1287 E. Hwy 134 Pinckard, AL 36371 Only dead fish go with the flow. LEGAL: Used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole. OFFICE SPACE FOR RENT Dale County's Small Business Incubator "Where Business Begins & Industry Grows." 3269 Hwy 231 S. Ozark, AL 36360 Friends Like That A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting. "How are we faring?" asks the king. "Sire," replies the knight, "I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies in the west." "What?!" shrieks the king. "I don't have any enemies to the west!" "Oh, no..." says the knight. "Well, you do now." GET YOUR TOOLS FOR THE SUMMER! GET RELIABLE GAS TRIMMERS & LAWN BLOWERS FS40CE Trimmer $169.95 B55 Hand-Held Blower $149.95 Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. ~ Rabbi Julius Gordon TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN, YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE. SURVIVAL STRATEGY: As a "Prepper," Jason Deon Thomas, 32, of St. Petersburg, Fla., was preparing for the end of the world, and he intended to survive. To help, he had amassed 29 assorted guns, including a machine gun, and plenty of ammunition, along with bulletproof vests, body armor, helmets, and gas masks. Among other problems, Thomas isn't allowed to possess weapons: he's not only a convicted felon, but he's also on probation. A neighbor called police because he thought Thomas was a drug dealer, and sure enough the search also found cocaine, marijuana, and other drugs, as well as $7,390 in cash in Thomas's house. Thomas pleaded guilty to several federal charges, and was sentenced to 8 years in prison. (RC/Tampa Bay Times) ...So, he gets to live rent-free in a concrete bunker? Mission accomplished! JULY 2013 334-379-7603 15 COMMUNITY PEOPLE QUALITY HEALTHCARE Dale Medical Center Health Focus Thyroid Uptake and Scan Now Available at Dale Medical Center Dale Medical Center is happy to announce that their Nuclear Medicine Department will now be performing Thyroid Uptake and Scans. This scan will help doctors to better diagnose problems with the Thyroid Gland. The Thyroid Gland is located in the lower portion of the neck and wraps around the trachea or windpipe. It has two lobes attached to one another by the isthmus. Some say it is shaped like a butterfly with the lobes being the wings of the butterfly. The Thyroid Gland produces and stores hormones. Some of the functions of these hormones are to help manage heart rate, blood pressure, body temperature and metabolism. High (hyperthyroidism) or low (hypothyroidism) levels of these hormones can cause many problems for patients. These levels can be tested for with blood tests. The patients doctor may order other tests (Ultrasound, Nuclear Medicine, Biopsy) to determine why these levels vary from normal and to gain more information about the patients Thyroid Gland. JULY 2013 LaughsandLifts.com 16 A Nuclear Medicine Thyroid Uptake and Scan can provide a lot of information to your Doctor. It can relate the general structure of the Thyroid Gland and determine the degree of function in clinically-defined areas or nodules. The location of ectopic thyroid tissue can be determined. This scan can help the doctor differentiate different causes of hyperthyroidism and can assist in evaluation of congenital hypothyroidism. Before The Exam: ● Do not eat or drink anything for 2 hours before and after the first visit to the Nuclear Medicine Department. ● Patient should avoid foods high in iodine (Sushi, Kelp products, Seafood) for 2 weeks before the exam. ● Patient must not have had Iodinated Contrast Material (CT, IVP or Angio) for 4 weeks before the exam. ● Synthroid®, Levoxyl®, Levothyroxine® or other thyroid hormones should be discontinued 6 weeks before the exam. ● Cytomel® (T3) or Liothyronine should be discontinued 2 weeks before the exam. ● Antithyroid medications should be discontinued 4 days before the exam. ● Don't discontinue any medications without first talking to doctor. During Your Exam: ● The Nuclear Medicine Technologist will explain the exam and answer any questions you may have. The patient will make three trips to the Nuclear Medicine Department. On the first trip the patient will be given a small radioactive iodine capsule to swallow. On the second trip, 6 hours after swallowing the capsule, an uptake measurement will be performed and pictures taken of the thyroid gland. This will take approximately 1 hour. Then on the third visit, 24 hours after swallowing the capsule, another uptake measurement will be performed. This visit will take approximately 15 minutes. ● The Nuclear Medicine Technologist will use an uptake probe for the uptake measurements and a gamma camera to take the pictures. These devices do not emit any radiation. They detect and record the distribution of the radioactive iodine in the Thyroid Gland. After the Exam ● The study will be reviewed by a Nuclear Medicine Physician and the results sent to your doctor. Your physician will discuss these results with you. 126 HOSPITAL AVE • OZARK, AL 36360 334-774-2601 Visit Our Website At www.DaleMedical.org For the latest news & Health information SUMMER TIME IS HERE … SNAKES ARE OUT and ABOUT… DO NOT's Snake bites Snake bites occur when a snake bites the skin. They are medical emergencies if the snake is poisonous. Do NOT allow the person to become over-exerted. If necessary,carry the person to safety. Do NOT apply a tourniquet. Do NOT apply cold compresses to a snake bite. Do NOT cut into a snake bite with a knife or razor. Do NOT try to suck out the venom by mouth. Do NOT give the person stimulants or pain medications unless a doctor tells you to do so. Do NOT give the person anything by mouth. When to Contact a Medical Professional Considerations Snake bites can be deadly if not treated quickly. Children are at higher risk for death or serious complications due to snake bites because of their smaller body size. Causes All snakes will bite when threatened or surprised, but most will usually avoid people if possible and only bite as a last resort. Snakes found in and near water are often mistaken as being poisonous. Most species of snake are harmless and many bites are not life-threatening, but unless you are absolutely sure that you know the species, treat it seriously. First Aid 1. Keep the person calm, reassuring them that bites can be effectively treated in an emergency room. Restrict movement as much as possible to reduce the flow of venom. 2. Remove any rings or constricting items because the affected area may swell. Create a loose splint to help restrict movement of the area. 3. If the area of the bite begins to swell and change color, the snake was probably poisonous. 4. Monitor the person's vital signs -- temperature, pulse, rate of breathing, and blood pressure -- if possible. If there are signs of shock (such as paleness), lay the person flat, raise the feet about a foot, and cover the person with a blanket. 5. Get medical help right away. 6. Bring in the dead snake only if this can be done safely. Do not waste time hunting for the snake, and do not risk another bite if it is not easy to kill the snake. Be careful of the head when transporting it -- a snake can actually bite for several hours after it's dead (from a reflex). Call 911 or your local emergency number if someone has been bitten by a snake. If possible, call ahead to the emergency room so that anti venom can be ready when the person arrives. You may also call the National Poison Control Center (1-800-222-1222•). The center can be called from anywhere in the United States. This national hotline number will let you talk to experts in poisoning. They will give you further instructions. This is a free and confidential service. All local poison control centers in the United States use this national number. You should call if you have any questions about poisoning or poison prevention. It does NOT need to be an emergency. You can call for any reason, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Prevention Avoid areas where snakes may be hiding, such as under rocks and logs. Even though most snakes are not poisonous, avoid picking up or playing with any snake unless you have been properly trained. If you hike often, consider buying a snake bite kit (available from hiking supply stores). Do not use older snake bite kits, such as those containing razor blades and suction bulbs. Don't provoke a snake. That is when many serious snake bites occur. Tap ahead of you with a walking stick before entering an area where you can't see your feet. Snakes will try to avoid you if given enough warning. When hiking in an area known to have snakes, wear long pants and boots if possible. 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Infected people with the plague would get red circular sores ("Ring around the rosey..."), these sores would smell very badly so common folks would put flowers on their bodies somewhere (inconspicuously), so that it would cover the smell of the sores ("...a pocket full of poseys..."), People who died from the plague would be burned so as to reduce the possible spread of the disease ("...ashes, ashes, we all fall down!") GET PUNCHED FOR LUNCH BUY 6 LUNCHES AND RECEIVE 7TH FREE THE BEST CHILI DAWGS & HAMBURGERS AROUND! PLUS SANDWICHES, SALADS & WRAPS 774-3294 ~ Downtown Ozark ~ 173 S. Union JULY 2013 LaughsandLifts.com 22 Dianne Cobb, Owner 334.479.2253 158 Broad Street Ozark, Alabama 36360 Facebook.com/EastAvenueBakeShoppe INTERSTATE HIGHWAYS The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies PARK STATUES If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. HAVE You Considered Applying for YOUR Social Security? Are you confused about the process or have you already BEEN DENIED YOUR BENEFITS? Rose Clark Hallford Has been Representing Clients in Disability Claims FOR MORE THAN 30 YEARS FREE CONSULTATION 334-443-3000 406 Ben St. • Suite 100 Near the Ft. Rucker gate firstname.lastname@example.com Ozark, Alabama 36360 TWICE: Once too Often Telling an angry woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat! CROSSWORD LEVEL EASY Across 1. Flatten 5. The ___ button 9. He fiddled while Rome burned 10. Czech capital 12. Box 13. Brown, of hair 14. Personal quirk 15. Most festive 16. Makes more animated 19. Strips 20. Dreary song 24. Drink 26. Edge 29. Raise your hand at auction 30. Crystal clear 31. Without thinking 32. ____ file: Frederick Forsyth spy thriller 33. On the ocean 34. Marries 35. German guy Down 1. Shoe section 2. Complain 3. Big tech company 4. Neither's partner 5. Look after a child 6. Chills and fever 7. Nasty dogs 8. Spiderman's real name 10. Part of a website 11. "Hotel____" movie 17. Malady 18. WW II victory symbols 21. Type of sugar 22. Thyroid problem 23. Win over 25. Phi ___ Kappa 26. Move like lava 27. Bad-mannered 28. Wiped out the competition 31. Cheer leader cheer SOLUTION ON PAGE 26 THE DOOR Ever walk into a room with some purpose in mind, only to completely forget what that purpose was ? Psychologists at the University of Notre Dame have discovered that passing through a doorway triggers what's known as an Event Boundary in the mind, separating one set of thoughts and memories from the next. 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Her purse started to ring. She was like "OMG someone is trying to call me at the same time I am!" JULY 2013 LaughsandLifts.com 24 YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. DRIVE: A shot that comes after the whiff & before the Mulligan. It was spring break and time for us to break out the camping and fishing gear. This year Danny, his son, my boys and I went to North Georgia. We had planned this trip for months and planned on going up for and staying for the whole week of spring break. We had checked out the weather a few days before it was time to leave and the forecast was cold with a slight chance of snow. That didn't break our spirit at all; we just prepared for the weather and went. We started our journey that Monday morning. It was already cold at home and I was thinking to myself that it was really going to be cold up in those mountains. When we finally made it up to the entrance to the National Forest we had a long 8 mile drive on a dirt road up through the mountains and it was already beginning to snow. We finally made it to the lake where we would be camping and it was beautiful. The snow was falling gently around the cold clear water adding to the beauty. Our journey wasn't over yet though. We unpacked on the shore line and had to paddle everything across the lake on our canoes to get to our official home away from away aka….the campsite. The snow storm got worse as the day went on and it just got colder and colder. We had a big fire going and had the tents set up. We found ourselves in a somewhat survival situation. What assured our survival in this snow storm was; shelter, fire, water, and the food we had with us. The next day woke up to a winter wonder land. I was sure that we were going to be snowed in for awhile but we were fine because we had assured our survival because we had prepared by bringing what was necessary to stay warm, dry and fed. It wasn't a very comfortable situation but we survived it. What are some assurances you have for your spiritual survival when the storms of life are bad? CONTINUED 0N PAGE 27 If at first you don't succeed, you'll get a lot of Free advice from folks who didn't succeed either. Plus Tax & Shipping I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly, alert. JULY 2013 334-379-7603 25 Why is it so hard when I have to, and so easy when I want to? C & B FARM & PRODUCE SUDOKU 1 SOLUTION FRESH VEGETABLES FROM OUR FARM C & B FARM PEAS • C & B FARM TOMATOES C & B FARM SQUASH, CUCUMBERS & NEW POTATOES C & B FARM WATERMELONS , CANTELOPES & PEPPERS HIGHWAY 123 SOUTH AT THE INTERSECTION OF HWY 84 WICKSBURG, ALABAMA 334-726-3278 OR 334-726-3277 SUDOKU 2 SOLUTION BIG DEAL I don't know what the big deal is. 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Let us hold fast the profession of our faith without wavering; for He is faithful." This passage is saying that we as Christians have been made new. We need to draw near with a true heart of the understanding that our Savior, the Lord Jesus, is faithful. We know He will never leave us. In John 4:13 it states, "Hereby know we that we dwell in Him, and He in us, because He hath given us of His spirit." There are times that you might experience some hard times in God's creation just like we did, but we made it through because we came together as a team to assure our survival. It made our friendship with each other that much stronger. It's the same in the storms in your life. Your assurance is in Christ Jesus and you have brothers in Christ that you can go through life's struggles as a team. You will be strengthened in your faith in Christ and in your relationships with your fellow believers in Christ. 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Citrus Pork Chops Budget Friendly
Hi Everyone,
Here is a tasty Citrus Pork Chop recipe that uses budget friendly mixed cut pork chops, thyme and grapefruit. It was one of those accidental recipe creations. I thought I had an orange in the fruit basket, turned out it was a grapefruit so I used it anyway and the result was wonderful!

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I'm disturbed by the lack of Girls. I think Lena Dunham may be the voice of her generation, or at least, a voice of a generation.
To be fair, the implied question was: Is it our favorite show?
Apparently, no one else thinks it's the best show out there.
@der_ketzer said: The ones I have complete on DVD. Twin Peaks & Married With Children.
Also Game of Thrones is pure awesome.
Doctor Who and Phineas and Ferb which is a kids cartoon. Yeah I watch kids cartoons, don't judge me.


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Speaking of selling, I wonder how the shareholder base has changed since all this selling started after INT hit its all time high at 3+. My guess is more institutions(or large shareholders) and fewer retail shareholders. The shareholders who can afford to wait are sitting quietly or even accumulating, increasing the size of their piece of the pie. This process is of course greatly aided by the lower share price.
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These people work incredibly hard, with outreach programs, education, and rescue of Asiatic bears and work to make a big dent in the dog and cat meat trade. Very sincere.
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;; @author Greg Slepak
;; @description This is just an example you can run from the terminal like so:
;; [prompt]$ newlisp main.lsp
;; Note that you don't need ObjNL.lsp, this is just demonstrating that the
;; two projects work together just fine.
(load "namespace.lsp" "ObjNL.lsp")
(add-to-load-path "src")
(ns-import 'com.example.*)
(Foo:foo 5)
(Bar:foo "hello from Bar!")
; Test, unlike the others, is an ObjNL class
; check to make sure that's true:
(setf obj (instantiate Test "happy"))
(obj:foo "ObjNL works!")
(println "obj implements: " obj:@interfaces)
(println "value of obj:a -> " obj:a)
(release obj)
; notice if we call it again nothing's loaded since it has already been loaded
; and load is being overwritten with our fancy load-once
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100% Ewok-Free
I missed it.
When the first outbreak of "Harry Potter" fever hit, I was old enough to find J.K. Rowling's minutiae-laden prose unappealing, old enough to slightly sour at the taste of her light revisions to the epic journey recipe. Worse still, I was not yet old enough to have my own children with wide-eyed imaginations strong enough to obscure those faults on my behalf. In short, I find myself inside the...
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Cutting Room for July 13
- Although they must be using Andy Rooney's bedtime as the threshold by considering 8 p.m. to be "late," the Joslyn Art Museum's "Late 'Til 8" extended evening hours will feature 3 documentaries presented in collaboration with the POV series from PBS (provided the GOP hasn't made PBS DOA by that ETA). The three documentaries will focus on different perspectives regarding the American West, and the screenings are at 6...
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Norwegian Troll Binge
Seemingly assembled from the recycled limbs and organs of cult films from various genres, Troll Hunter is an endearing little Frankenstein's monster of a movie. Although writer/director André Øvredal uses the exhausted imaginative crutch that is the fake-documentary format, he does so with alternating strokes of whimsy and horror. Had his bearded, burly central character been less stoically Norwegian and more...
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Men have not become Trappists merely out of a hope for peace in the next world: something has told them, with unshakable conviction, that the next world begins in this world and that heaven can be theirs now, very truly, even though imperfectly, if they give their lives to the one activity which is the beatitude of heaven. That activity is love: the clean, unselfish love that does not live on what it gets but on what it gives; a love that increases by pouring itself out for others, that grows by … [Read more...]
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Concerning Merton, Spiritual Direction, and Lighting Candles
I'm continuing the conversation with noted author and Anglican solitary Maggie Ross. If you're just joining the party now, read Maggie Ross on Scholarship and the Contemplative Life and Maggie Ross's Response to get the story thus far. What follows below is my response to her comments, as posted on my blog yesterday. ***** Dear Maggie,Once again I must say thank you — this time for leaving such a detailed and thoughtful response to my questions. I know you say you are o … [Read more...]
Maggie Ross's Response
Here's what Maggie Ross posted on her blog, in response to the questions I posed to her yesterday.First, for those just joining the conversation, here is what I wrote to her: Dear Maggie Ross,First of all, I'm honored even to be mentioned in your blog. I read Pillars of Flame years ago and was impressed by its eloquence, the force of its argument, and its spiritual depth. I still consult both appendices regularly.Now, as to my unlikely appearance in your blog: I'm humbled by your … [Read more...]
Maggie Ross on Scholarship and the Contemplative Life
I am honored, although also humbled, to have been mentioned in the blog of Anglican solitary Maggie Ross, author of a truly wonderful book on the spirituality of priesthood, Pillars of Flame. Ross is taking me to task for recommending Carmen Butcher's translation of The Cloud of Unknowing. Although she is gracious in the tone of her criticism, her overall message is that anyone who seeks to learn from the great contemplatives of the past must be careful in his or her scholarship, or else the … [Read more...]
A Novice and His Master…
Readers of my blog may find this interesting: the story of Randy De Trinis, who explored monastic life at Gethsemani Abbey in the 1950s under the spiritual guidance of Thomas Merton. Although he did not stay at the monastery, his memoir reveals what an impact Merton had on his young life.In his own words: This is an article by Randy De Trinis originally published in The Merton Seasonal, a quarterly of The International Thomas Merton Society. It is a memoir of my life especially focused on my … [Read more...]
"Ordinary Mysticism"
A quote from The Big Book of Christian Mysticism: Mysticism can best be understood in an egalitarian and inclusive way... you don't have to have supernatural experiences in order to be a mystic; therefore, everyone is called, if not to a life of extraordinary phenomena, then at least to the "ordinary mysticism" of the contemplative life. At the monastery this weekend, one of the monks asked me if I could explain this term "ordinary mysticism." Since it is in quotation marks in the book, I should … [Read more...]


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I'm a new user of texstudio (about one year). I've adopted it because it's
cross-platform and I switch between windows and linux all the time. I like it
a lot. Until now I've had texstudio set up with miktex on windows and with
texlive on linux. Now I'd like to have it set up to work with texlive on
windows too. Here's what I did:
I have texlive 2012 installed on windows. It works. I had texstudio23 set up
with miktex and, call it lack of courage, I kept it. I installed texstudio24
in a separate folder and would like to connect it with texlive. First,
texstudio24 copied all my preferences from texstudio23 without asking for
permission. As it happens it saves me a lot of tweaking. However, it
automatically connected to miktex, whereas I would like to use texlive.
In "Commands" I changed this:
pdflatex -synctex=1 -interaction=nonstopmode %.tex
to this:
"C:\texlive\2012\bin\win32\pdflatex.exe" -synctex=1 -interaction=nonstopmode
but that produces the following error:
pdflatex: C:\texlive\2012\bin\win32\pdflatex.exeC:\Program Files (x86)\MiKTeX
What shall I do to get the path right?
I noticed that in texstudio24 the syntax for the "Builds" is along the lines
so I'm guessing that txs:/// defines some sort of shortcut for the default
path? can that be changed?
I did google, couldn't find an answer.
many thanks.
Suggestion for future installer: interact with user about which latex to use,
e.g. miktex v. texlive.
An annoying windows7 feature: when I change file associations, whether I point
to texstudio23 or texstudio24, it will always associate the extension to
texstudio23. To use texstudio24 I need to launch it and open the documents
from within. Double-clicking will always send me to texstudio23. So it would
seem to be quite inconvenient to have two versions simultaneously installed.
txs:/// is just a prefix for TXS-internal commands. Some of them, like
txs:///pdflatex, directly translate to external calls as definded in the
pdflatex: C:\texlive\2012\bin\win32\pdflatex.exeC:\Program Files
(x86)\MiKTeX 2.9\miktex\bin\pdflatex.exe
looks like a bug to me. AFAIK we didn't really perfrom tests with multiple
installed tex environments.
In general, it's not intended to have multiple versions of TXS installed in
parallel. They all share one settings file
(%APPDATA%\TeXstudio\texstudio.ini). Consider using the USB-Version instead if
you need multiple versions. It stores texstudio.ini with the program files.
An annoying windows7 feature: when I change file associations, whether I
point to texstudio23 or texstudio24, it will always associate the extension to
texstudio23. To use texstudio24 I need to launch it and open the documents
from within. Double-clicking will always send me to texstudio23. So it would
seem to be quite inconvenient to have two versions simultaneously installed.
Appars to be a windows issue. if you rename one executable, e.g. to
texstudio24.exe, it works.
thanks t_hoffmann,
Good tip about the usb version, that would seem to be the way to go.
Good tip about renaming the executable.
It's only during a transition period that I intend to keep newer and older
versions alongside, in case something goes wrong.
For the same reason I'd like to keep MikTeX working, because that's the system
I have been using until now. I'll let it go when I'm confident that I know how
to make TeXlive work just as well.
Now to the main issue I'm having. You write:
txs:/// is just a prefix for TXS-internal commands. Some of them, like
txs:///pdflatex, directly translate to external calls as defined in the
Can I have access to these options and change the "path" from MikTeX to
If MikTeX weren't such a huge and tedious install, I'd remove it and have
TeXstudio set itself up with TeXlive, and then reinstall MikTeX but as it is
getting MikTeX to work is several hours of work. So if there's a workaround,
I'd love to give it a try!
many thanks,
These options are just the settings in Configure -> Commands
If you get
pdflatex: C:\texlive\2012\bin\win32\pdflatex.exeC:\Program Files
(x86)\MiKTeX 2.9\miktex\bin\pdflatex.exe
there may be a bug in our code.
Can you please post the output of Help -> Check Latex Installation?
Hi t_hoffmann,
In the meantime I deleted both versions 23 and 24, deleted every instance of
texstudio in the windows7 registry (regedit.exe) and in the windows
Users/Patrick/AppData/Roaming/texstudio and
Users/Patrick/AppData/Local/texstudio accounts and then installed texstudio24
afresh. I then copy-pasted my ini file in the roaming/texstudio folder.
Well, guess what: this time it picked texlive rather than miktex!
I had a plan to temporarily rename the miktex folders to something else while
installing texstudio, but it never came to that in the end (may have to try on
my other computers though).
Now why texstudio picked texlive this time and miktex the time before that is
a riddle.
I'm not sure if I'll ever need miktex again but, just in case, I'm still
interested in having texstudio work with both miktex and texlive, if there's a
My newest install is based on the same .exe file as before. I don't think the
output of Check Latex Installation is of any use now that texstudio has found
texlive, but just in case I copy-paste below.
Remark: Now for something weird, what I see in the window and what gets pasted
is different: I don't see the first two lines below (they clearly reference
texlive), also I deleted a huge list of extra stuff at the bottom that also
does not get printed in the window, a list of just about everything installed
on my pc!
where pdflatex: C:\texlive\2012\bin\win32\pdflatex.exe
C:\Program Files (x86)\MiKTeX 2.9\miktex\bin\pdflatex.exe
PDFLATEX: pdflatex -v
pdfTeX 3.1415926-2.4-1.40.13 (TeX Live 2012/W32TeX)
kpathsea version 6.1.0
Copyright 2012 Peter Breitenlohner (eTeX)/Han The Thanh (pdfTeX).
There is NO warranty. Redistribution of this software is
covered by the terms of both the pdfTeX copyright and
the Lesser GNU General Public License.
For more information about these matters, see the file
named COPYING and the pdfTeX source.
Primary author of pdfTeX: Peter Breitenlohner (eTeX)/Han The Thanh (pdfTeX).
Compiled with libpng 1.5.11; using libpng 1.5.11
Compiled with zlib 1.2.7; using zlib 1.2.7
Compiled with xpdf version 3.03
I can't seem to be able to edit my previous message, so here are some
I couldn't see what I was copy-pasting because I was selecting from the "log"
window, but the text being copy-pasted (for some reason) was the text in the
main window.
The top two lines that don't appear in the "log" window but do appear at the
very top of the main window show that, even after a clean install and all
that, there is a reference to both pdf with texlive and with miktex, so miktex
has not completely disappeared from texstudio.
Note that in my "Commands" I reverted to the default:
pdflatex -synctex=1 -interaction=nonstopmode %.tex
I know that texstudio is using texlive/pdflatex for 2 reasons: because I see
the paths to texlive in the log files and because I know my document generates
errors with miktex but not with texlive. (the documents were written by my co-
author, a Mac user, using texlive, and they produce errors with miktex but not
with texlive, for some unknown reason, so to maximize compatibility between
his system and mine I wish to use texlive, at least while we get this project
written up, but I've never been unhappy about miktex for my own writing).
I followed the same steps on my other laptop, but there texstudio picked up
miktex rather than texstudio...
Benito van der Zander
Here is how it searches pdflatex:
Search pdflatex in all directories mentioned in %PATH% and take the
first pdflatex it finds
Search MikTeX und use its pdflatex
Search TeXlive und use its pdflatex
As soon as it finds a pdflatex in a step, it uses that and skips the
later steps
On 09/25/2012 08:45 PM, SourceForge.net wrote:
also I deleted a huge list of extra stuff at the bottom
Part of the information given there probably explains why texlive of miktex is
used. To be precise it's the order of miktex and texlive directories in the
PATH. But you can verify it yourself as Benito has posted the search sequence.
In itself, the dependend choice of mikex or texlive is correct. It's basically
the same you get when running pdflatex from the command line (plus 2. and 3.
as fallback).
If you want to have a specific version, you can modify the PATH environment
variable or alternatively specify the full path to pdflatex.exe in Configure
-> Commands -> pdflatex. If I understand correctly you did the latter before
resetting the configuration.
Up to here, everything is fine. The only strange thing is, you got this double
C:\texlive\2012\bin\win32\pdflatex.exeC:\Program Files (x86)\MiKTeX
However I cannot reproduce this. Does it still happen if you set an explicit
path now that you started from a clean config?
Thanks to both of you,
from a clean config, on the laptop that has texstudio cum miktex, the answer
is ... it works as expected!
I have this as the pdflatex command:
"C:\texlive\2012\bin\win32\pdflatex.exe" -synctex=1 -interaction=nonstopmode
and it does pick up texlive even though the default is miktex!
Thanks a lot for your help. I really cannot say what may have been interfering
earlier. I guess it's just not a good idea to have two versions of texstudio
installed at the same time ;-)
How can I modify the PATH environment variable? I looked in the manual but
didn't see it. Thanks!
Tim Hoffmann
The PATH is a system setting and has nothing to do with TXS.
I have also texlive and miktex. What I did it is to add the path for all
commands and save it as a profile, texlive profile and miktex profile.
thanks t_hoffmann, so that's where the PATH is located on windows 7. I had
C:\texlive\2012\bin\win32;C:\Program Files (x86)\ImageMagick-6.7.7-Q8;C:\watco
Files\Intel\WiFi\bin\;C:\Program Files\Common
Files\Intel\WirelessCommon\;C:\Program Files
(x86)\Intel\Services\IPT\;C:\Program Files (x86)\Calibre2\;C:\Program
Files\MiKTeX 2.9\miktex\bin\x64\;C:\Perl\strawberry\c\bin;C:\Perl\strawberry\p
well, at this time the PATH has texlive listed before miktex, but we will
never know if it was the reverse when texstudio decided to pick miktex...
I'll also follow up on the suggestion to make profiles associated with texlive
and miktex.
thanks to all for your help, since I'm able to run both systems now I'll
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1. Re: MWG7 - Cannot change/save configurationmaitane Apr 18, 2011 8:58 AM (in response to pedro.tavares)
Hi Peter, I am getting the same problem as you and we also have opened a case with support. Let you know that although we still continue with the problem we have seen that one of the nodes that have a license is not valid and coincidentially coincides with the identifier of the node that gives java error. We have not managed to upgrade the license, because it gives java error. If you have news about how to solve the problem, we would be grateful if notified. Regards,
2. Re: MWG7 - Cannot change/save configurationSean Slattery Apr 18, 2011 2:18 PM (in response to maitane)
I have been experiencing the exact same issue very recently on only one of my systems. The license is valid for another six months. We are running MWG702 in VMware 4.1 with McAfee recommended VM configuration and 4GB RAM.
3. Re: MWG7 - Cannot change/save configurationrobson.idr Nov 7, 2012 10:28 AM (in response to pedro.tavares)
Was there any solution for this case?
I have a problem identical!!
4. Re: MWG7 - Cannot change/save configurationJon Scholten Nov 7, 2012 4:40 PM (in response to robson.idr)
Hi Robson,
This message is somewhat generic and can be caused for many reasons, such as...
1. Disk space is full
2. Time between nodes in cluster is far off causing sync issues
3. Per Sean's description memory (I havent experienced that one)
5. Re: MWG7 - Cannot change/save configurationgiulio Dec 4, 2012 4:25 AM (in response to Jon Scholten)
Hi Jon
i had this message just this morning, and the reason was disk full on one of cluster members (not on primary device).
After deleting old logs, changes were possible again.
So thanks for your help!
6. Re: MWG7 - Cannot change/save configurationpedro.tavares Nov 27, 2013 7:01 AM (in response to giulio)
A year after...
Just confirm Giuliano answer.


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The Local Action Plan was adopted as a Supplementary Planning Document in January 2006. A copy is below along with a plan showing the area covered by the proposals. We apologise for the quality of the images.
Please note that the retail core boundary in the document has now been superseded by the Shopping and Local Centres SPD, adopted in March 2012.
Document Status : Statutory Policy Document - January 2006
Last Updated : 30th January 2014


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How to immunize yourself from contagious stress
Stress has been identified as one of the major scourges of our modern age. Seventy-eight percent of American adults say their stress levels increased or stayed the same over the past five years, according to a 2013 American Psychological Association report. An,d more than 30 percent say stress has had a significant impact on their physical and mental health. Consequences of chronic, untreated stress range from decreased immune-system function to insomnia to increased risk of heart disease.
To get to the bottom of why we're all so stressed out, some researchers have focused on how anxiety can be as contagious as any airborne pathogen. Researchers also liken it to secondhand smoke as they consider how regular exposure to challenging people hurts us physically and emotionally.
Consider how someone else's negativity can put you on edge. There's the co-worker who constantly complains. The friend who calls to vent about her marriage. The sighing, toe-tapping, visibly impatient customer in line with you at the grocery store.
We can't entirely eliminate secondhand stress, but we can become more discerning about how much we allow certain people and situations into our lives. Mindful meditation, prayer and positive self-talk can reduce some of the "drama" that surrounds you and can lessen the chance of becoming a "stress carrier" yourself. Other tips:
• Stay healthy through exercise, good nutrition and sleep; resist overeating or abusing alcohol and other substances.
• If you're worried about anything, keep the lines of communication open with people you trust; don't isolate yourself.
• While you shouldn't over-share with your kids, don't shield them from the fact you're going through difficult times.
• Focus on situations you can change with other people; reduce or end your involvement in situations you can't.
• Be helpful to others.
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There is No App for This
By Constance Campanella, Chairman Emeritus
"If you put one foot in a bucket of boiling water and the other in a bucket of ice water – on average you would be quite comfortable." – Charlie Cook
Well, so much for averages.
Averages, percentages, odds–those are all worthy tools in many settings–like Las Vegas!
However, […]