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4. Jesus Camp. Peter is then sent to "straight camp," where he is told Jesus Christ hates homosexuals most of all. A counselor tells the campers to grab a baseball bat and beat up a boy to change his "choice of lifestyle." As the campers head off camera, the counselor yells at them to stop using the bats "that way." He asks them to use their fists, and then yells, "Not like that!"
This Jesus-bashing is offensive, but it isn't so surprising -- it's a "Family Guy" staple. Now add the allusions to anal penetration, and we're on another trip down Grossout Lane.
5. The Gay 11-Way Orgy. Peter's new gay partner announces to Peter that he organized his fantasy come true: a gay "11-way" orgy. Nine men walk into the room stripped down to white underwear. But after some moaning and giggling, the gay gene "wears off," and Peter runs out of the room naked.
It's quite clear that Fox and its public-relations team must just like the sound of a headline the next day with the words "gay 11-way orgy" in it.
6. Murderous Horse Rampage. Peter's horse is used for more sick laughs when it runs off the racetrack and tramples the audience. The announcer protests he cannot describe the death scene that was so "unfathomably ugly and heart-rending," but then he describes how the horse trampled a class of deaf second-graders. That was allegedly funny -- the announcer said you couldn't hear them scream as they died, but they were "signing frantically" in "dread and terror."
Remember: There really does exist a person working at Fox who is in charge of "standards" and "practices."
Fox isn't the only corporation to blame for this rotting barge of garbage. Thank the sponsors who made it possible: not just the movie studios of Fox, Universal and Miramax, but Toyota, Volkswagen, Burger King, Taco Bell, Boost Mobile, Verizon, Chase Bank, Stride Gum and Diet Mountain Dew.
I wonder how many of the corporate executives running these companies allow this program to be aired in their own living rooms.
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In a report I made a control to display images. In the property RecordSource I filled out the following '=GetLocatie() & [Artcode] & ".jpg" ', where GetLocatie is a self-defined function to retrieve a path (directory), and [Artcode] is a variable used in the report.
The RecordSource points to a location where all my jpegs are located.
In Report View I can see ALL my photo's, so it works fine.
When I want to print them, or I go to Print Preview, I miss several images. Some of them are printed, others not!
What could be the cause? Is it a bug?
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No, it's stating just what Herb Solow and Bob Justman said in
Inside Star Trek
. A 1966 survey showed that ST was the main reason that color-TV buyers that year cited for their purchases. Since RCA owned the patent on color TV, they made enough profit from those sales that NBC was able to justify keeping ST on the air despite losing money on it.
Didn't Solow and Justman say in "Inside Star Trek" (I've got the book on cassette, so I know that it's on Tape 2 somewhere, but I'm not to sure where) that on all the ratings charts, the only one that Trek seemed to hit he Top 5 in was the Color TV program section (I think they even said that it was the #1 color program on the air during its run).
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Stonington - The school board's Policy Committee is creating a policy that will spell out what type of offenses will bar seniors from participating in their graduation ceremony, including incidents that take place off campus and on weekends.
Last week, committee members and Superintendent of Schools Van Riley agreed that it makes sense to consider what students do outside of school as well. If approved, the policy would be in effect for the June 2014 graduation ceremony.
While all graduating students get their diploma, Riley said it is a privilege to walk in the ceremony.
"I think it's a good standard to set. If they want to go through the formal ceremony, they have to behave in a certain way," he told committee members.
Currently, there is no policy that decides if a student should be allowed to participate in the ceremony.
According to the draft of policy discussed last week, students would not be allowed to participate in the ceremony if they cause more than $100 in damage to school property, have a drug/alcohol or weapons policy violation as a senior or have five or more days of suspension in the second semester.
But committee member and Board of Education Chairwoman Gail MacDonald pointed out that a student could be arrested in an off-campus incident that may be worse than an in-school one that would get a student banned from graduation.
"So how do we handle that?" she asked.
"We can only control what we can," answered high school Assistant Principal Mark Friese.
But MacDonald said that a student who hosts a drinking party on the weekend and gets arrested would now be able to participate in graduation while a student who gets caught drinking on campus would be barred.
"It would end up that the only kid prohibited from walking is the kid who's not smart enough to do a crazy thing off campus," she said. "If this is truly about holding kids up to a standard then it should be both in and out of school."
The discussion is reminiscent of a one the board had several years ago when it implemented a controversial drug and alcohol policy for sports and extracurricular activities which allows school officials to take into account out of school offenses when determining whether a students should be allowed to participate in a game.
Riley agreed with MacDonald and said he would revise the proposal and bring it back to committee.
"It's not too difficult to tie the Saturday night party to what happens in school," he said, adding that would occur if discussions about the party is distracting students and interfering with instruction.
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Alright, I know this is a rather small thing to make a big deal out of, however.
I can't quite decide which grass turf to use, likely due to my obvious perfectionist output on graphics.
Personally, I prefer the new one, seeing as it looks better with the turf and the new graphics I'll be incorporating.
Despite my opinion, I want the community to decide seeing as it's the community that I need to please.
Anyway, here are the screenshots of a small test environment I threw together.
Change it (modded):
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Keep it (original):
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Also, for those who didn't catch it, PSe's estimated release date is currently January 9th, 2011.
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Clever Kitten Named 'Mulder' Has Figured Out How to Open Doors
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I am not totally sure who will win this election; but I am not thrilled by either candidate; frankly they both scare me.
Here is a link to the 2012 electoral map....
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Indonesia shifts economic focus to domestic consumption
In countries that were once considered under-developed a new middle class is rising. In order to cope with the negative effects of worldwide economic crisis, countries like Indonesia have decided to focus their attention on the domestic consumption of their middle class.440 cities in emerging economies are set to account for 47% of overall global GDP between 2010 and 2025 according to a report published by McKinsey & Company. Around ten of these cities are in Indonesia. The growth of a consumer class in Indonesia is important for an economy that has relied heavily on consumption from Europe and the US to stimulate economic growth. Asen, a sales supervisor for a store selling camera equipment in Jakarta talked to Press TV about the impacts recession in traditional Western markets has had on the store he works in. Given this drop in sales, the Government of Indonesia has focused on their domestic market to maintain economic growth rates. According to the World Bank the Indonesian Middle class is growing at a rate of 7 million people per year and hovers around 130 million, which has already started to effect consumption. This is just a personal account from a member of the growing Indonesian consumer class. It is estimated that 600 million new consumers will arise in emerging market cities by 2025. These consumers will add $10 trillion dollars to the global economy. However, they will also impose significant strains on the existing infrastructure of these cities. These strains can already be seen in Jakarta, which does not have the infrastructure necessary to cope with existing demands, let alone predicted needs.


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The Coalition For a Traditional School Year is a nonprofit, grass roots coalition of parents, teachers, administrators and businesses concerned about the negative impact the early August school start date and the year-round school calendar have on our children, families and teachers. The Coalition For a Traditional School Year is dedicated to providing grass roots assistance across the nation to families and teachers who are fighting bloated school calendars and year-round school in their area.
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We believe the non-traditional school year interferes with learning that takes place outside the classroom walls. Bloated school calendars, extended-year calendars and year-round school calendars limit the time teachers have to update skills and earn advanced degrees, reduce student working experiences and interfere with many families' ability to spend quality time together. Most importantly, these calendar experiments provide no additional class time for our students and offer no proven results. It is our firm belief that increased student academic performance is due to the dedication and knowledge base of teachers and importance the family places on education, not the configuration of a school calendar. Families and teachers -- not calendars -- teach children.
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Our primary mission is to serve as a help center for parents and teachers fighting bloated school calendars, early school start dates and year-round school. We feel that arming parents, teachers and other opinion leaders with the facts and case studies is the best way to fight the battle against school calendar experiments. We also serve as a clearinghouse for information and research related to school calendar issues and we strive to promote public awareness and understanding of all the issues related to alternative school calendars.


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