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|Egg consumption as part of an energy-restricted high-protein diet improves blood lipid and blood glucose profiles in individuals with type 2 diabetes.
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|The role of dietary cholesterol in people with diabetes has been little studied. We investigated the effect of a hypoenergetic high-protein high-cholesterol (HPHchol) diet compared to a similar amount of animal protein (high-protein low-cholesterol, HPLchol) on plasma lipids, glycaemic control and cardiovascular risk markers in individuals with type 2 diabetes. A total of sixty-five participants with type 2 diabetes or impaired glucose tolerance (age 54·4 (sd 8·2) years; BMI 34·1 (sd 4·8) kg/m2; LDL-cholesterol (LDL-C) 2·67 (sd 0·10) mmol/l) were randomised to either HPHchol or HPLchol. Both hypoenergetic dietary interventions (6-7 MJ; 1·4-1·7 Mcal) and total carbohydrate:protein:fat ratio of 40:30:30 % were similar but differed in cholesterol content (HPHchol, 590 mg cholesterol; HPLchol, 213 mg cholesterol). HPHchol participants consumed two eggs per d, whereas HPHchol participants replaced the eggs with 100 g of lean animal protein. After 12 weeks, weight loss was 6·0 (sd 0·4) kg (P < 0·001). LDL-C and homocysteine remained unchanged. All the subjects reduced total cholesterol ( - 0·3 (sd 0·1) mmol/l, P < 0·001), TAG ( - 0·4 (sd 0·1) mmol/l, P < 0·001), non-HDL-cholesterol (HDL-C, - 0·4 (sd 0·1) mmol/l, P < 0·001), apo-B ( - 0·04 (sd 0·02) mmol/l, P < 0·01), HbA1c ( - 0·6 (sd 0·1) %, P < 0·001), fasting blood glucose ( - 0·5 (sd 0·2) mmol/l, P < 0·01), fasting insulin ( - 1·7 (sd 0·7) mIU/l, P < 0·01), systolic blood pressure ( - 7·6 (sd 1·7) mmHg, P < 0·001) and diastolic blood pressure ( - 4·6 (sd 1·0) mmHg; P < 0·001). Significance was not altered by diet, sex, medication or amount of weight loss. HDL-C increased on HPHchol (+0·02 (sd 0·02) mmol/l) and decreased on HPLchol ( - 0·07 (sd 0·03) mmol/l, P < 0·05). Plasma folate and lutein increased more on HPHchol (P < 0·05). These results suggest that a high-protein energy-restricted diet high in cholesterol from eggs improved glycaemic and lipid profiles, blood pressure and apo-B in individuals with type 2 diabetes.
|Karma L Pearce; Peter M Clifton; Manny Noakes
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Enlarger alignment - How straight is YOUR column?!
Pyro Sluts, hilarious.
I tried to control myself as this is a more or less family website. Nothing racier than you would see on the cover of Cosmo!
Eric, I have not laughed so hard in a long time, we know who's going to run the quotable jokes section of the mag!
Somehow I missed this original post. I just discovered it with the "recent posts" option.
Count me in for a subscription.
Also willing to help with content ... articles or a column now and then.
My specialty would be something like this.
"Getting started with GreyWolf" A beginners column on basic darkroom
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Cullowhee, NC 28723
828.227.7268 tel
828.227.7061 fax
Dr. Thomas Hatley, 2002-2008.
Dr. Hatley holds degrees from Davidson College, the University of North Carolina, Yale University, and a doctorate in history from Duke University. He is the author of The Dividing Paths: Cherokees and South Carolinians through the Era of Revolution (Oxford University Press, 1993, reprinted 2000) and co-editor of Powhatan's Mantle: Indians in the Colonial South (University of Nebraska Press, 1989).
Dr. Alan Kilpatrick, 2001-2003.
Dr. Kilpatrick received a Ph.D. and an M.A. from the University of California-Los Angeles plus an M.A. from Loyol Marymount University. His publications and works in progress focus mainly on Cherokee religion.
Dr. Duane King, 1994-1995.
Dr. King holds a Ph.D. and an M.A. from the University of Georgia-Athens. He is the author of many publications dealing with Native American pottery and Cherokee history.


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Gatesville, TX 76528
About This School
In 2011, Gatesville Elementary School had 14 students for every full-time equivalent teacher. The Texas average is 15 students per full-time equivalent teacher.
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Gatesville Elementary School Reviews
Good school, but...
The Gatesville Elementary is a great small town school, but I think they forget they are teaching 2nd and 3rd graders, not grown ups. The teachers are not exactly friendly towards parents and make it clear they are not welcome. Their dismissal is extremely disorganized with parents parking in line and getting out to get their children and teachers on duty not knowing the students or giving the parents signs to identify their children as the Primary did. If you don't hold onto your child's sign from the Primary expect problems. The Primary makes children and parents feel very welcome and treat them like they're family. Then you go to the Elementary where you aren't welcome. After that you go to the Intermediate which is very much like the Primary. After my son started 2nd at the Elementary I wished I had homeschooled him for this year and I very well might next.


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Thursday's second quarterfinal match featured two top 10 teams that refused to lose. In the end West Texas A&M (36-7) survived with a 22-20 win in the fifth game and a 3-2 win (27-30, 30-24, 30-27, 26-30, 22-20) over Grand Valley State (33-4) at Washburn's Lee Arena.
The eighth-ranked Lady Buffaloes, who came back from a 1-0 deficit after losing game one, will face Concordia-St. Paul Friday in a 4 p.m. Central semifinal.
West Texas A&M got to game point first in the fifth game, taking a 14-12 lead on a kill from Melissa Harper. GVSU's Rebeccah Rapin got a kill and then Lauren Thedford's kill tied the match at 14-14.
The Buffaloes forced game point four more times after that before the Lakers tied the match at 18-18 and then took the advantage at 19-18 on a WTAMU attack error.
After the Lady Buffaloes tied the match again Rapin gave the fifth-ranked Lakers another chance to clinch. Thedford answered with a kill, setting up a service ace from Sara Contreras on the side-out for WTAMU.
The Lady Buffaloes put the match away on a kill from Harper, her team-leading 19th of the match. She also led the team with a .405 attack percentage.
Laura Prinsen had 18 kills, Kelly Culley had 14, Natalie Johnson had 12 and Thedford had 10. She added 13 digs for a double-double.
Grand Valley State had three players reach 20-plus kills. Rapin had 24, Erica Vandekopple had 23 and Danielle Alexander had 22. Vandekopple hit .526 with three errors in 38 tries.
The Lakers out-hit WTAMU .302-.250 and won the dig battle 93-76. The Lady Buffaloes made up the difference by taking advantage of 16 GVSU service aces.
"It was just a great volleyball match, and believe it or not, I probably won't lose much sleep over that because I think our kids did everything they could to win that match," said Deanne Scanlon, GVSU's 12-year head coach who won the championship in 2005.
Her team had a chance to take some momentum after winning game one 30-27.
"That's usually our goal coming out, winning game one," said GVSU's Allyson Riley, who led her team with 28 digs. "And we came out strong."
"It could have just kept going on and on and you knew it was going to be whoever got in system at the end on a rally was going to win it," said Scanlon.
Asked if his team had enough for Friday's match against No. 2 Concordia-St. Paul, WTAMU coach Tony Graystone answered, "I don't know but we're in the national semifinals. Now that they're here, they act like they're ready for it."


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In the first half of life, we are naturally preoccupied with establishing ourselves; climbing, achieving, and performing. But as we grow older and encounter challenges and mistakes, we need to see ourselves in a different and more life-giving way. This message of falling down - that is in fact moving upward - is the most resisted and counterintuitive of messages in the world's religions.
Falling Upward offers a new paradigm for understanding one of the most profound of life's mysteries: how those who have fallen down are the only ones who understand "up". We grow spiritually more by doing it wrong than by doing it right, and the disappointments of life are actually stepping stones to the spiritual joys in the second half of life.
©2011 Richard Rohr (P)2011 Dreamscape Media, LLC
"[P]rovocative." (Publishers Weekly)
"[A] trustworthy guide to the spiritual life." (BlogCritics.org)
"Understanding the spiritual aspects of aging is as important as appreciating the systems and biological processes that age us. Richard Rohr has given us a perfect guide to what he calls the 'further journey,' a voyage into the mystery mystery and beauty of healthy spiritual maturity." (Mehmet Oz, M.D., host of the Dr. Oz Show)
"Life Changing Once You Are Ready"
In the genre of spirituality this book ranks only behind Thomas Merton. Rohr clearly has found guidance and deep inspiration from Merton. If you've read Merton, you know this is a very good thing indeed. The key to our happiness is contemplation and finding our true selves. This book will reveal that in an easy to follow manner. This book made me want to work harder toward a mindset of contemplation. I found myself rewinding and bookmarking more than any other audio book I have purchased. Once I stopped listening for the day, I wanted to sit and write my own thoughts and ideas about how I could apply these principles in my life. I do recommend that you don't try to "finish" this one quickly. Take your time and listen in 30-60 minute sections. Allowing yourself the time to contemplate and soak in the message.
One word of caution, you have to be open minded and ready to hear this message. If you can allow yourself to begin this process it will change everything. However, in our world today we are so "tribal" that we are not used to thinking this way. We identify so strongly by political party, religious denomination, and class - that seeing the world as all of God's creation isn't nearly as easy as we think. At least it wasn't for me (once I really analyzed myself) and I consider myself open minded. Once you "get it" the concept seems simple and essential to happiness. But everything around us tells us to think differently. A major concept of the book is to change our "either/or" view of the world to a "both/and" mentality. This is true wisdom. The older we get (I am 42) the more we realize there are no simple answers to our problems.
But don't think that Rohr bashes our youthful certainty and fervor. He does no such thing. He calls on the importance of parents to instill impulse control, rules, and structure for their children. He calls this early way of thinking: "building our container". So that once we reach maturity we can properly hold and understand what is really inside. Far too often we worship the containers in life: religious practice, strict adherence to rules, and high expectations. This book will teach you how to respect the containers while fundamentally changing how you view what is inside - your soul.
Servant of the poor
"Gracious living"
I sense it is an inspired writing about how to live out the second half of our life with an open heart and mind; to live with joy, gratitude and graciousness. In the book, Rohr confronted some of my first half of life thinking and gave me an explanation about what I am experiencing today. It has made me even more grateful for my life and where I am today in this aging process. I recommend it for anyone over 40 (I wish I would have read it then). I do not recommend it for those who are still entrenched in their first half of life thinking where there is an absence of curiosity and the presence of absolute certainty....about anything.
It may take a second "reading" before Rohr's teachings can be full absorbed and appreciated.
Something about myself
"I almost gave up on Christianity until I read this"
I was on the brink of giving up on Christianity altogether—completely exhausted and frustrated with the restrictive and exclusive nature of the traditional Church. I was angry, repulsed and often felt cheated by the church. Metaphorically, I felt entrapped by the shell I had been incubated in, and I had to get out. The day after a major meltdown, when I told my wife I was through with God and through with the Church, I called my life coach who had gone through the same experience, and he recommended this book. Wether it was just timing, or timeless truth, I do not know, but I have never been so thankful for a book in my entire life. This book spoke to my sufferings in my personal life over the last 4 years, and to my spiritual frustrations with the Church. It was like a guide on life's journey as Rohr talks about in his book. It gave me an appreciation for the Traditional Church in my life, and yet freed me from it at the same time. It gave me a deeper understanding of God's love in all stages of life, and the need to keep moving in my Faith. I've never felt the kind of peace, joy and love from God as I do after hearing this. Rohr's understanding of scripture (and literature!! Which I loved as an English Major) was extraordinary, exciting and enlightening. I highly recommend this book to everyone, but I will also say that no one will get as much out of this as those who are questioning the traditional Church or have reached a spiritual roadblock in their life.
"You exist far beyond your prospective of yourself"
Through Falling Upward Father Richard Rohr somehow spoke deeply into my longing heart and shone a small light on the path forward for me. After reading many other works on spiritual identity and non-dualistic thinking, as well as many more than a few returns to this work, I've come to find that the small flickering light I saw at first was only the promise of something beyond my closed eyes. It has taken many hardships, disappointments, and some invasive spiritual surgery, but I have finally begun to open my eyes. The world is still too bright for me to make out much clearly but the wonder of the colors a seeing shapes where there used to only be shadows has been a humbling and exhilarating experience. Father Rohr has reignited my oldest passion and introduced me to the world where my soul is finding satisfaction and submission to truly worthy authority. God bless you who read this. Please open this book and see the world beyond your eyes.
Agape - Timothy Pierce
"Not just aging but getting wiser"
This is a spiritual reflection on unlearning in the second half of life what we learned in the first half -- about achieving success, making something of ourselves, accomplishing whatever. Rohr invites us to go deeper, get wiser. It's a simple book in many ways, Easy to understand. Lots of food for thought, though.
"Falling Upward Audio"
95% for performance; 100%, or top of the list, for content.
I loved that the author was reading his own work. Hard to say what the most memorable moments were.
I am not sure Rohr could have done better, as his way of reading seemed ingrained. He often hesitated in places where a sentence should have flowed smoothly, and this interfered, in a mild way, with what he was trying to say, though only for a moment. However, his pauses made me think, and thinking is not necessarily a bad thing! In addition, Rohr's hesitations added a kind of charm. I loved that he read his own work and figured his hesitations were due to a slight discomfort with reading aloud, or perhaps due to a slight dyslexia.
If this were a story with a plot, I could answer this, but Rohr's book is not a story. The entire book moved me deeply and has had a very positive effect on my life.
Rohr's voice is restful and lends itself to contemplation and calm. I often listen to audio books when I can't sleep, and if a reader is too "wired" or intense, or if he or she speaks too fast, I don't listen. So I thank Mr. Rohr for both his amazing ideas and for his delivery, including his hesitations while reading.
"A little devious"
When I selected this book, I had the impression from the summary that this is a new age spiritual book like those of Wayne Dyer or Eckhart Tolle. However, upon listening to it, I realised my mistake as references to God and quotations from the bible become more and more prevalent. The author then reveals that he was/is a catholic clergy and monk.
As I am not a Christian, I would not have selected this book if I known the leanings of the writer. Clever marketing at play I think. That said, I rather enjoyed this book and listened to the whole book in one sitting without once feeling overwhelm by it religious overtones.I like the open mindedness of the writer and his lack of arrogance.
If you are like me, not religious but open to other people's religion, I highly recommend the book 'Have a little faith' by Mitch Albon. It moved me to tears.
"Thoughtful, human, compassionate, insightful . . ."
Surprisingly, a very easy-to-listen-to book with shared insights into humanity, specifically focusing on the maturity gained with aging. Which may sound like a boring topic . . . but was not at all. It's a book that gives your mind expansion, enables one's perspective to grow, and when you have come to the end of this audio book, you may well be better for it.
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"A soft-spoken priest with some sage advice"
The best thing about this book is the way it can set your mind at ease. Have you been fretting and worrying over things like your salvation? Your behavior? Your attitude? Your ideal self vs. your real self? Let Father Rohr explain it all to you. It will be so much clearer. I'm so glad I let him in because things I had taken pains over, he eased up. Some of his quotes are memorable, such as from St. Augustine: "unity in essentials, freedom in non-essentials, charity in all things." It may be all I recall, but it is powerful.
"Necessary Insight"
a critical compliment.
affirming my feeling of "necessary suffering"
His graceful, beautiful voice makes it almost no work to ingest.
The Mature Smile
"Refreshing and inspirational"
This is truly a life changing book. I t deserves to be listened to over and over again. Richard Rohr shines a light on the sacredness of humanity and on the inward journey that we all have to make to discover who we are and where we are going . He is the most humble and honest of teachers. You don't have to be Catholic or even Christian to benefit from the wisdom of this book. It's spirituality is much greater than any one religion as it references all the great teachers in helping us to journey to our soul.
"Wisdom for the Over 50s"
This books ranks first among the audiobooks I have listened to so far.
Richard Rohr shares profound wisdom about the challenges of growing older. Whilst integrating the suffering associated with physical decline and loss of all kinds, Rohr points to people who radiate a 'bright sadness' . These people are naturally elders in our community, mentors for people in the first half of life. The message is that loss happens, by the very nature of life itself. We can stopping rueing our losses and step into a new freedom: the freedom of being totally ordinary. People who are able to allow this to happen with grace, learn to risk more and to trust the fall. This is what falling upward means: the trustful knowledge that we are falling into the everlasting arms of God.Rohr talks about the second half of life as being done to us: we move from the driver's seat into the passenger's seat, yet with the freedom and the ability to whispers suggestions to the Driver.It is a comfortable place of choiceless choice.We must do what we must do.We cannot not do what we must do. Our only choice is the choice to enter into the second half of life: to fall upward.
Very soothing, calm voice: like a morning balm.
"Falling Upwad in Love"
I don't agree with everything that Richard writes... but who cares! Rohr is a thinker and speaker that challenges the inner being to be more by wanting less. This countercultural stance uplifts the reader to believe in redemption. The second half of life theology may struggle to be rooted in classic theology; the biblical citations may be weak but the value and insights are magnificent. Narrated by the author, the book transports the listener to a place of encounter rarely visited by modern humans. Authentic, challenging and ultimately redeeming: bravo!
"Rohr just keeps getting better."
This book may well be life changing for me. An epiphany of sorts. I've heard and read a lot of Richard Rohr but I think this is his best so far and lovely to have it read by the author himself.
"Genuinely insightful, but maybe patriarchal"
This book is about the change from the first to the second half of life. As I'm getting to be that old myself, it was very relevant to me. He outlines some very challenging ideas about the change of goals, in going beyond the "conatus essendi" - the struggle to establish identity, career, relationships etc. of the first half to the finding of our spiritual identity and purpose in the second. This includes some perception of the greater Whole, of which we are a part, and accepting the imperfections in ourselves and others. This is all great stuff!
Where I was less comfortable (and this may be a cultural difference), was Richard Rohr's references to becoming an "Elder", (like himself), and at times I found myself feeling patronised. There was an implication too, that those who failed to make this transition were forever doomed to remain in the immature "container" state... a modern form of Hell or Heaven going on for eternity. There was quite a bit of sneaking in of quaisi-Catholic doctrines like this.
However, overall, a very interesting audiobook.
"Thought Provoking and Challenging"
I was thoroughly absorbed by this book and will come back to it again and again as it is a very meaty read.
Rohr is clearly a maverick and is unafraid to state the controversial. I found that very refreshing. There was a danger by differentiating between "first half of life" people and "second half of life people" that he would veer into elitist and exclusive ideology but for the most part I think he struck the right balance in what is quite a challenging subject.
I am not a church goer and arguably not a Christian in the conventional sense but I really loved what Richard Rohr has experienced, observed and subsequently written about in this book.
Liked the structure and Rohr's voice lends itself to allowing the listener to become throughky absorbed in the subject matter.
I took a chance with this book and came to it with an open mind - I'm glad I did. A big thumbs up!
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Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
She acts like you when your on meds
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
My liver just broke up with me...
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
school has made you so classy.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to


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I posted a brief note a few weeks ago in which I stated that I have some difficulty maintaining my social networking due to the sheer volume of available options. The digital revolution has transformed our personal and professional ways. Author Nicholas Carr devoted an entire book, The Shallows: What the Internet is Doing to Our Brains, to the subject.  As the title implies, Carr lamented not just the way we conduct online business or interact "socially,†but also how we fundamentally think in the digital age. (You can find my full review on Goodreads or Amazon).
Carr provided several examples of technological changes throughout time that preceded the digital revolution. As far back as Socrates, the timeless philosopher adamantly opposed the very concept of writing as a cheap substitute for abstract thought. He may have had a point that human philosophy suffered incalculably as a result of spoon-fed intellect in print form. Fortunately for modern western civilization, Plato did not hold his orator mentor's ill sentiment for writing.
Much later, Gutenberg's press led ultimately to mass production of literature. The new availability of print media brought forth a societal literacy that forever changed how humans solved problems, communicated emotions, and conceptualized ideas. But, others thought that the press brought forth a new era of cheapened literary quality. Profiteers began to proliferate widely items that could loosely be classified as trash.
Now, in our modern era, the Internet and social networking provides us with knowledge on virtually every topic known to humanity. But, folks like Carr also see the new technologies as next abominations destined to further trivialize human intellect. Further, "trash†may be gross understatement for some web sites that modern profiteers can produce at very little cost.
The common thread in these examples is that well-developed, well-regarded individuals actually opposed ideas and innovations that we do not even consider today. In that context, is the Internet and social networking really so scary? Are we simply reluctant to embrace the new at a predetermined cost of losing the old?
Not all changes are so profound as those listed above. Some changes may be minimal when viewed practically. For example, nowadays young students no longer write in cursive – so I'm told. That was a startling revelation to me. Yet, does that really matter? Did cursive writing ever add much value to literacy beyond some intriguing personal signatures? Similarly, math students use calculators more than ever before. This was anathema is "my day†and prior eras. Yet, it is hardly given much thought today. Perhaps the use of calculators allows students to expend precious energies on deeper mathematical concepts rather than on multiple-digit calculation. It is very easy to get stuck in a rut because "that's how we've always done things.â€
This leads me to how we view generally anything that is simply regarded as change. Jonah Lehrer, in How We Decide, calls such inherent resistance to new ideas consistency bias. Different regions of our natural brain are in constant turmoil against each other. The human brain struggles with reason against emotion. But, the brain is uncomfortable with conflict.  So, the frontal cortex takes over and filters information that may be disconcerting to us. The result is often that we disregard valuable input. This is why one rarely can change the mind of another otherwise intelligent, yet highly-ideological individual. Any information that upsets a pre-selected worldview is immediately filtered by the brain. It is more than simply being stubborn. It is a biological defense mechanism. Our brains want to be comfortable.
Some folks become more entrenched and more filtered as they age and learn. Others become more conflicted as they train their brains to allow conflicting inputs. Neither reaction is positive or negative in the abstract. The greatest victory is recognizing that the phenomenon exists. The holy grail of human intellect is finding the balance between conflict and decision. In other words, as Lehrer notes, we should "Think about how we think.â€Â There is a fine line between being decisive and being stubborn. Similarly, tolerance and indecisiveness are also two sides of the same coin.
One rarely finds a perfect answer, especially in the public sphere with seemingly infinite perspectives. Everyone must deal with change in some form. Public managers (or private managers, for that matter) must constantly weigh the pros and cons of change in various contexts. Subordinates may propose a new system. Or, they may vehemently oppose innovation. Newly- elected officials may have very different ideas. For nearly every gain; something is lost. We simply try to use our best judgment. We receive input from our peers and our board members. We make the best decisions possible under the circumstances. The best strategy is generally to simply acknowledge the winners and losers – the pros and cons – rather than to gloss them over and pretend that they do not exist. Every action has a reaction – even if it is not always equal and opposite. If government sometimes runs slowly, it may be because every choice that a policy maker decides is going to affect multiple constituencies. All those inputs can becoming very difficult to manage. That is not a small responsibility. We have to acknowledge the losses as well as the gains; and hope the ends justify the means. In short, we seek The Greater Good.
Post Script: This was a challenging column to write. I revised it several times. It is difficult to articulate an abstract subject that has no obvious conclusions. I've always been one to seek the perfect solution. I have a natural propensity for black and white thought. I work best with measurements and the scientific method. Anything worth doing can be analyzed and tested.  I fancy myself a creature of the enlightenment, much like my hero, Thomas Jefferson (more on that one later). But, I have also come to acknowledge that even the most time-tested, or the most innovative, solutions have their drawbacks.  My filter is less stringent than it used to be, for better or worse. The books by both Carr and Lehrer were average taken as a whole. But, several interesting developments noted above spurred much thought to me regarding what denotes "bad change†versus "good change,†or if there is a distinction.  After several revisions, I still am unsure how well I have delivered the process of decision-making and judgment. I only hope I have found through these revisions: The Greater Good.


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If there's one thing in our home that we have in abundance it has to be electrical cords and cables. Being married to a retired electrician, you would think everything would be put away all nice and neat but I'm honestly embarrassed to admit they're a tangled up mess.
From cables for tv's, computers, phones, chargers, and anything in between they're all intertwined like a spiders web, yet not as artistically done. What an annoyance!
Short of pulling my hair out when I catch sight of this unattractive mess, I would LOVE a more convenient, attractive alternative.
Thankfully, there is one… the MOS Magnetic Organization System. This unique kit lets you keep track of all of your laptop, phone, printer, iPhone and other cables but without all the mess.
The MOS kit comes with either a white or black plastic, or anodized aluminum that is scratch resistant, 3 magnetic cable ties, a Micro Suction tape (to secure MOS to a desk without any residue) and a 3M double-sided adhesive circle that holds your cables vertically (if you wish). You can also purchase additional ties, if necessary.
This system would make the perfect affordable gift for teachers, college students, office workers, just about anyone on your holiday shopping list. With technology as advanced as it is today, you'll find techy gadgets and electronics in nearly every home. So, why not give the gift of organization?
You can purchase the MOS Magnetic Organization System at any Apple store, as well as online at Amazon.com. Kits start at just $19.95.
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This is a super good idea I like almost anything that will organize the home or garage. This would be super easy to install too.
My parents could use a few of these and what a great price.
Oh my gosh I need this in my home office. It is such a huge mess right now.
We need one of those. I mean quite a few of those. We have a ton of electronics here.
I need to get my kids some of these. It would work great for their desks and all of their cords.
I like the device and would readily use it myself!
I could use that. Our floor under the computer is such a mess with cords that it's hard to dust.


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Album Rating: 3.5Me too. I feel Parallax 1 was the point of BTBAM-saturation for me though.
Album Rating: 3.5that's a good way of putting it. i feel like i've just had too much of them. i used to like them a lot, and now for whatever reason i just don't even want to hear any of their songs...except fossil genera. i'll keep jamming that one
I feel the same way as you guys. I haven't had the desire to listen to this band in quite some time plus I never got into anything BTBAM did after Misdirect.
Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound OffI honestly think BTBAM would immediately be a much more interesting band if they lost the fucking concepts!
Album Rating: 3.5there are too many pointless, mediocre riffs/heavy parts here. extremely hit or miss.
Album Rating: 3.5The songs from this were so boring live.
Album Rating: 3.5Lay Your Ghosts and Extromophile were great live imo. I think this has less pointless stuff then TGM
or even Colors, but maybe I'm alone
Album Rating: 3.5The hook in Ghost is fantastic but the rest of it is zzzzzz.
Extremophile is just zzzzz the whole way through.
Album Rating: 3.0The Great Misdirect was a lot better
Digging: Svffer - Empathist
Album Rating: 4.0lol
Album Rating: 3.5It made me really appreciate this album hearing it performed though. The intro in Extremophile is amazing but does drag more then any other song after that, and the breakdown in Ghosts was spectacular
Album Rating: 5.0"The Great Misdirect was a lot better"
Album Rating: 3.0nothing here can top Disease, Injury, Madness or Fossil Genera
Album Rating: 5.0Fossil Genera is great but its one of btbam's weakest long songs. Both Lay Your Ghosts to Rest and Silent Flight Parliament are better than Disease and I love the fuck out of Disease.
I am a fan boy of these guys but this for me is definitely equal best btbam album with silent circus. This is better than TGM and a lot better than Colors.
Album Rating: 3.5nothing here can top Disease, Injury, Madness or Fossil Genera [2]
Album Rating: 3.0yeah well, i should probably jam this more but TGM, Colors and Alaska > this imo. haven't heard Silent Circus
Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound OffFossil Genera is one of Btbams best songs wtf are you on? The story of that song alone is fucking amazing
Album Rating: 3.5TP:HD > TP:FS > Alaska > Colors > rest are tied here.
Album Rating: 5.0"Fossil Genera is one of Btbams best songs wtf are you on? The story of that song alone is fucking amazing"
The story and lyrics on that song are indeed brilliant but to me it is extremely disjointed even for BTBAM. It has the problem of some of the songs on colors where the heavy parts is a collection of riffs that come one after the other much like on sun of nothing and ants of the sky (except way less fun and memorable for me) which all seem to blend together. Yes, the riffs together make sense in the song but for me personally it ends up not being as memorable as many of BTBAM's other songs. The only truly outstanding parts on the song are the first 2 mins and the closing part of the song. Rest of the song could have gone in a different direction and it still would be as good if not even better.
This sort of problem BTBAM have had has been pretty much erased here.
Kinda feels weird for me of all people to be critiquing a btbam song haha.
Album Rating: 3.5This sort of problem BTBAM have had has been pretty much erased here [2]
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The HaptX Mod makes Crysis® compatible with the multi-awarded Falcon game controller. The Falcon game controller allows the player to feel complex recoils, explosions, weight of objects, enemy fire, and much more, making the Mod for Crysis one of the most exciting games for the Falcon this fall.
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Microsoft MapPoint North America 2013 gives you the power to visualize business data and communicate insights with instant impact. Before you hit the road, plug in your stops and MapPoint plots the most efficient course with turn-by-turn driving directions.
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Cross Racing Championship 2005 is a 3D car racing game. CRC 2005 simulates Autocross, Rally-Cross, Off-Road, Dirt-track, Rallying, Road Racing and Circuit Racing. You will compete against other computer opponents, driving your car using the keyboard or the mouse, you can choose between this controls. The game allows you to customize your character and every aspect of your car.
This Premium version of MAGIX's Movie Edit Pro 2013 is a comprehensive video editing tool that adds some new and exclusive functionality to the plethora of features of its previous versions. It allows you to transform day into night, get rid of wrinkles, add mirror and flip effects, add fireworks, rain, or sparking particles, and choose among hundreds of new effects, filters, and transitions.
BODLoader is a mod manager for Blade of Darkness. It is capable of downloading, installing, and uninstalling various mods and maps that are created.
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This mod brings back the Tech levels like in Red Alert.
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This levels allow range from: Tech level 1 - allows you to play with basic infantry only, no upgrades and special infantry abilities like Building Capture are available to Tech level 10 - no build or train restrictions.
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Based on BitDefender antivirus technology and IObit anti-malware engine, Advanced SystemCare with Antivirus 2013 provides always-on, automated, and all-in-one protection against all kinds of security threats, system slow down, freeze and crash. It ensures PC security, and maintains maximum computer performance automatically without slowing down your system.
Ares Mod integrates some Ares tools that improve the speed of the downloads. Some versions of Ares include these aspects, while others do not offer all the updates.
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The game Road Attack presents a breathtaking variety of races including shooting. Drive a super-high-speed racing car equipped with the most advanced weapons. Take a dangerous route destroying the enemies to finish first.
McAfee AntiVirus Plus 2013 is a program that offers you protection against hackers, malware, spyware, thieves, phishing and other online threats. It allows you to confidently surf, shop and socialize online as you benefit from a powerful protection system.
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