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He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
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He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
if only i could text you this smell
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
she pinky promised me she was 18
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Girls should come with a carfax report
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.


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Dear Nathan
Dear Nathan,
This month I looked at you in complete awe. There were times when I would have to remind myself that you are only 2 (almost 3!). Sometimes you speak like such an adult and it blows my mind. In fact you love to talk and you talk all of the time. We are at the stage where you are questioning everything and anything. It would be annoying if it wasn't so darn cute.
You still love to read and you beg us to read you a story every night (although now you've come to understand bargaining so sometimes you try to weasel in two or three extra stories).
You are so incredibly sweet and well-mannered (for a two year old). Your heart is so full of love and it makes us so incredibly proud. You are constantly helping with your little brother and you share everything you can with him (even if you are hesitant at times).
Your language skills are amazing and you are picking up more and more vocabulary both in English and in French. Sometimes you get them mixed up but it is adorable. We've even kept some of these "Nathanisms". Your teachers at daycare are constantly going around asking "What you fait?" It seems that you have rubbed off even on them.
Speaking of which, you have now become the "big man on campus". A daycare campus but campus none the less. All of the kids greet you by name when you enter even if they are not in your class. I take that as a sign that you are a joy to be around even when you are not with us.
You are a complete cheeseball and you completely know it. Who knows where you got your sense of humor but you love to laugh and be silly. I hope you never lose this ability to laugh at life and to sometimes laugh at yourself. It will come in handy.
You also love to pose for pictures. You know when it is all about you and you soak up every second of it.
You are turning into such an incredible young man and we are so blessed to be your parents.
I can hardly believe that you will be 3 next month. Please don't ever stop being my "baby", ok?
Coincidentally, this is my 500th published posts. I never thought I would get here when I started blogging four years ago. Wowza!
23 comments:
- Amanda said...
Congrats on your 500th post and on raising such a sweet, inquisitive, communicative young man!
- October 11, 2012 at 5:09 PM
- Are We There Yet! said...
Whoooo Hoooooo..... Congratulations on 500 posts.
Nathan is so adoreable. LOL.. I love the way he is leaning against the car.
- October 11, 2012 at 6:50 PM
- Natalie said...
Awww he is such a sweetheart! I love to hear that he's the big man on campus!
- October 11, 2012 at 8:42 PM
- Lisa @ Two Bears Farm said...
He is just so cute - and he sounds like a joy to know too :-)
- October 11, 2012 at 9:06 PM
- Liene said...
Wow, 500 posts! Congratulations on the milestones, to both of you!
- October 11, 2012 at 10:03 PM
- Deidre said...
Aw what a cutie! And congratulations on your 500th post!
- October 11, 2012 at 11:43 PM
- The Anecdotal Baby said...
Awe, time goes by so fast, doesn't it? He's such a doll!
- October 12, 2012 at 1:51 AM
- Kimberly said...
He sounds like such a sweet boy! And congrats on 500!
- October 12, 2012 at 6:55 AM
- Colleen @ MommieDaze said...
They grow up so fast! Sometimes I look at my kids and think, "How did we get here already?"
- October 12, 2012 at 2:30 PM
- Emmy said...
Awe he sounds so completely adorable and wonderful. So nice that the other kids like him that really is a great thing. Love love that first picture with the words- looks adorable.
- October 12, 2012 at 9:55 PM
- Blond Duck said...
So cute! He's obviously a charmer!
- October 13, 2012 at 4:16 AM
- Kim said...
Happy 500!
- October 13, 2012 at 4:07 PM
- tracy@sellabitmum said...
500 - congrats! He is adorable. xo
- October 15, 2012 at 1:12 PM
- Kristin @ What She Said said...
How sweet. My daughter will be three in December and she shares many of the traits you describe in your son. This age may be challenging at times, but it sure is fun!
- October 15, 2012 at 7:00 PM
- Jen said...
Oh, I just LOVE that last picture. And almost 3?! Time flies.
Love your tribute to your sweet boy :)
- October 15, 2012 at 8:22 PM
- Julia said...
Yes this! My little guy just turned 3...please don't let them stop being babies. Congrats on your 500th post!
- October 15, 2012 at 9:26 PM
- Alison said...
Nathan, you're so adorable! My little boy loves chocolate too :)
500 posts is incredible!
- October 16, 2012 at 2:33 AM
- Galit Breen said...
4 years, 500 posts, and a swoon-worthy love letter to your sweet boy? I call this one a total & complete win! Love!
- October 16, 2012 at 5:07 AM
- Mercy Langille said...
Aww...he's adorable.
- October 16, 2012 at 6:17 AM
- Kim@Co-Pilot Mom said...
What a lovely photo and letter. I always tell my little guys that no matter how big they get, they will always be my babies. :)
Congratulations on 500 posts!
- October 16, 2012 at 6:39 PM
- Jester Queen said...
Love your adorable little guy!! I'm glad he has such a proud Mommy.
- October 16, 2012 at 9:59 PM
- Mommy Inconsistent said...
Love the picture of him posing by the car! I love a good pose! He sounds like a wonderful 'lil guy and what a lovely letter he will have to read from his mama when he's older. (Visiting from #memoriescaptured)
- October 18, 2012 at 12:39 AM
- Maureen | Scoops of Joy said...
He's so adorable and your words...beautiful!
- October 18, 2012 at 4:13 AM

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Yellow Bird Project: Harnessing indie power to help those in need
"Indie rock bands are leaking creativity. Why not harness their magical indie powers to help out those in need?" – so says the website of the Yellow Bird project, a Montreal-based charity whose offerings include sartorial items plucked from the imaginations of Broken Social Scene, Devendra Banhart and Of Montreal as well as multifarious other great indie acts who you've either heard of and love, or haven't. Card-carrying hipsters will also recognise them as the people behind this year's painfully trendy Indie Rock Coloring Book (sic).
For their latest releases they've employed the significant talents of angst-pop beat combo Bloc Party, folk hipsters Grizzly Bear, and Metric, the Canadian New Wave stars. Bloc Party's creation (bottom left), a vaguely Impressionist false-colour landscape of a cornfield (I think) populated by butterflies and over-looked by wispy clouds, is being sold to fund the charity Bread and Roses, who champion social justice, while Grizzly Bear's child-like rumination on the culturally transformational properties of the wheel (top left) asks people to splash the cash in aid of Brighter Planet, a suitably au courant Climate Change foundation.
At the time of writing, the Metric tee is yet to appear on the website, although some fine sleuthing by the LA Times suggests it may involve "pinstripes". Profits from their design will allegedly help fund MusiCounts; more developments as they come.
UPDATE: I'm reliably informed they ship to the UK no problem, so those with Christmas present slots yet to be filled feel free to put in an order.
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Timmy Van Vonno explains his idea for Helmut Vision to a panel that includes representatives from area colleges, NASA and engineers at the Worcester Technical High School in Newark.
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Months of work culminated for Worcester Technical High School students with the recent presentation of their capstone projects to a panel of respected educators and engineers.
The 19 seniors in Worcester Tech's pre-engineering program shared their final projects with a review panel that included NASA scientists and engineers as well as UMES President Juliette Bell and Anne Spence of UMBC's mechanical engineering department. Students showed off the inventions they'd come up with to solve a problem they'd encountered.
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Ashley's Continental Cafe is a quaint, elegant restaurant surrounded by lush green gardens and fountains. Ashley's is a fully licensed restaurant and serves breakfasts, gourmet sandwiches, exotic salads, pizzas, pastas, main meals and desserts and cakes. We also serve specialty coffees, smoothies, homemade lemonade or sangria by the jug.
Ashley's has a seating place for 110 guests with the choice of being seated inside, on the veranda or outside below the trees. We are child friendly with jungle gyms and our new kids menu.
Ashley's is an ideal restaurant for family get-togethers, ladies luncheons, business meetings or just a place to meet! It lends itself to an ideal venue for kids parties, kitchen teas, baby showers, company event dinners or small weddings.
We proud ourselves on our friendly staff who ensure a fantastic dining experience is had by all.
The health conscious will love 8 Restaurant at Spier Estate in Stellenbosch. With its Farm-to-Table inspired menu and all the focus on wholesome, organic and fresh produce, visitors can indulge in an eating out experience that is guilt free. Not only is the restaurant strictly health orientated, the procurement of the produce is also green all the way.
8 Restaurant has a casual mood that demands relaxation from its patrons. That aspect, combined with the significance of the number 8 in the eatery's name, adds dimension to one's perception of the place.
The number 8 signifies balance, cycles, harmony, infinity and abundance which is a clear indication of the restaurant's approach to its food and means of sourcing produce. Visitors to 8 Restaurant can expect exciting combinations of predominantly raw ingredients. All items are natural and organic and geared at optimal nutrition. The signature dish is Chicken Pie that is served with seasonal vegetables and herbs.
The establishment is licensed, so enjoying a glass of wine with one's meal is a sure option, however, one cannot expect to find carbonated drinks on the menu.
The restaurant is also has a deli for a bout of healthy shopping.
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Outstanding quality, exceptional service and a varied menu set the stage for a special night out. Ora Bella's beautiful, ornate, Tuscan décor adds to this. The main theme throughout the menu is Italian and quality food served in sizable portions can be enjoyed. A great wine selection is available from the on-site cellar.
The Deli is a trendy Italian Bistro located in the popular holiday town of Hermanus. Open for breakfast and lunch, patrons enjoy light meals throughout the day.
Breakfast options range from home made muesli (for the health conscious) while those that lean towards a more continental style morning meal will simply love the freshly baked croissants and brewed coffee. Delicacies like cured meats and delectable cheeses round off the European deli style breakfasts.
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This authentic Italian restaurant is situated in the beautiful northern suburb of Durbanville and affords beautiful views of the surrounding town and even the mountains, hills and winelands in the distance.
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November 27, 2015
Coffee County law enforcement agencies have cracked down on sex offenders who have failed to register.
Authorities are calling "Operation Round-Up" a great success.
Steven Jones now lives in Tallahassee, and says he had no idea that a warrant had been issued for his arrest. That's until his uncle called him to say Wiregrass authorities were looking for him.
The 40-year-old Troy native is a convicted sex offender.
In 1992, he pled guilty to having sex with a 14-year-old girl, a personal decision that will haunt him for the rest of his life.
Coffee County E911 employee Lon Jones provides much of the technical expertise. Recently, he along with Enterprise Police helped devise a global positioning satellite program. It immediately alerts authorities to whether the sex offender is living within two-thousand feet of a school or daycare facility.
Out of nearly 60 known convicted sex offenders living in Coffee County, all but two are now accounted for.
This week Florida Gov. Jeb Bush signed legislation that allows authorities lifetime GPS tracking of certain sex offenders. Several Wiregrass authorities would like to see a similar measure enacted in Alabama.
Besides making sure sex offenders are living where they're supposed to be living, Coffee County residents are also being told there's a convicted sex offender living close by.
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|INTRODUCTION AND OBJECTIVES: Pharmacoinvasive strategy represents an attractive alternative to primary angioplasty. Using cardiovascular magnetic resonance imaging we compared the left ventricular outcome of the pharmacoinvasive strategy and primary angioplasty for the reperfusion of ST-segment elevation myocardial infarction. METHODS: Cardiovascular magnetic resonance was performed 1 week and 6 months after infarction in two consecutive cohorts of patients included in a prospective university hospital ST-segment elevation myocardial infarction registry. During the period 2004-2006, 151 patients were treated with pharmacoinvasive strategy (thrombolysis followed by routine non-immediate angioplasty). During the period 2007-2008, 93 patients were treated with primary angioplasty. A propensity score matched population was also evaluated. RESULTS: At 1-week cardiovascular magnetic resonance, pharmacoinvasive strategy and primary angioplasty patients showed a similar extent of area at risk (29±15 vs. 29±17%, P=.9). Non-significant differences were detected by cardiovascular magnetic resonance at 1 week and at 6 months in infarct size, salvaged myocardium, microvascular obstruction, ejection fraction, end-diastolic volume index and end-systolic volume index (P>.2 in all cases). The same trend was observed in 1-to-1 propensity score matched patients. The rate of major adverse cardiac events (death and/or re-infarction) at 1 year was 6% in pharmacoinvasive strategy and 7% in primary angioplasty patients (P=.7). CONCLUSIONS: A pharmacoinvasive strategy including thrombolysis and routine non-immediate angioplasty represents a widely available and logistically attractive approach that yields identical short-term and long-term cardiovascular magnetic resonance-derived left ventricular outcome compared to primary angioplasty. Full English text available from:www.revespcardiol.org.
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|Title: Revista espanola de cardiologia Volume: 64 ISSN: 1579-2242 ISO Abbreviation: - Publication Date: 2011 Feb
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Lt. Gov. Sue Ellspermann tours the Nanshan America Co. Ltd. plant on Friday in Lafayette.
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Lt. Gov. Sue Ellspermann toured the new Nanshan America plant in Lafayette on Friday and spoke about her goals for the state's economic development.
Nanshan American Co. Ltd. announced its decision to hire more than 200 workers in 2011 as part of its plans to build an aluminum extrusion plant near Veterans Memorial Parkway. Ellspermann this month was sworn in as the state's lieutenant governor .
"This is a fabulous example of the kind of industry we want to grow in Indiana," Ellspermann said. "We're very proud of the work being done and the great partnership."
Ellspermann, a Purdue University industrial engineering graduate, said she wants the state and its public education institutions to work together to build a stronger workforce. She said two of her priorities are making college more affordable for young people and helping them pursue careers in fields that are in demand.
"I think our job will continue to be to encourage our young people to pursue careers that are in line with the workforce needs of the future," Ellspermann said. "We need a little better matching of the skills to the needs."
Gov. Mike Pence also visited Tippecanoe County on Friday for an economic development roundtable at Subaru of Indiana Automotive Inc.
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Jeffrey Bucholtz, a rape prevention expert and educator, spoke Wednesday in Nashville during the annual Rape Prevention and Education Institute, hosted by the Tennessee Coalition to End Domestic & Sexual Violence. / Tony Gonzalez/The Tennessean
Universities can do more to slow what has become an epidemic of sexual assault on campus, a national expert on rape prevention said Wednesday, but theyll have to confront a wave of cultural forces working against them.
By the time teens arrive at college theyve been surrounded by ads that objectify women, hit songs that glorify sex addiction, and sex scenes in movies in which lovers get swept up without words, said Jeffrey Bucholtz, co-president of the San Diego Domestic Violence Council and a nationally-known lecturer on the subject.
Bucholtz spoke at the Holiday Inn on the edge of the Vanderbilt University campus during the first day of the annual Rape Prevention and Education Institute, hosted by the Tennessee Coalition to End Domestic & Sexual Violence. His remarks, previously scheduled, come at a particularly sensitive time for Vanderbilt, in the aftermath of what police say was the rape of an unconscious female student by four Vanderbilt football players. The players, who have been dismissed from the team, face multiple charges of rape.
Bucholtz mentioned Vanderbilt briefly during his talk, and later said the high-profile incident could make for a teachable moment for the university to help students and the community think differently about sex and relationships.
Vanderbilt is not unique. There is an epidemic of this on college campuses across the country, Bucholtz said.
Kathy Walsh, executive director of the coalition that hosted the conference, said a huge challenge remains in changing the culture of violence toward women, including on campuses.
Now that we have an incident closer to home, you have to think: Whats going on in our culture that is supporting this type of behavior? Walsh said.
She said the coalition will soon roll out a new program directed specifically at enlisting men to be advocates in changing how Tennesseans think about sexuality a challenge she compared to the arduous effort to change smoking habits.
In a separate interview Wednesday, Vanderbilt Associate Provost and Dean of Students Mark Bandas said the university has increased funding for sexual assault education and prevention in recent years. For some reforms, the university has acted in advance of federal deadlines directed at reforming how universities prevent and respond to sexual assault.
We take sexual violence very seriously and our first concern is always for the victim, Bandas said. Vanderbilt has a very safe campus. We encourage victims to come forward, to report, and to seek assistance.
'No means no'
In a frank and sometimes graphic talk that included examples ranging from the vivid to the ridiculous, Bucholtz asked about 60 conference participants to think about the messages young people receive from parents, friends, teachers and pop culture.
They get a lot of bad information about sex and relationships, he said.
Perhaps the hardest thing to teach young people is the idea of consent that no means no when it comes to sex, no matter the circumstance.
Youve been taught consent isnt sexy. Youve been taught that just grabbing someone is whats hot and sexy, he said. Young people get hung up on this.
Bucholtz pointed to a photo from a Florida citys spring break tourism website that showed a line of young women in bikinis, holding plastic cups.
(Students) cant get around the idea that girls like this are setting themselves up, Bucholtz said.
Those messages and myths can be broken down, he said, through classes, creative public awareness efforts, or the right kinds of small, day-to-day interactions that can shift a culture.
But none of that is easy, he said. Basic facts about sexual assault get lost amid demeaning messages, social pressures and assumptions so pervasive that attendees often helped Bucholtz finish his sentences even if what came to mind were bogus myths.
Bucholtz drew an audible gasp from the well-informed crowd with one example: Most female victims are sexually assaulted while wearing jeans or sweatpants, not provocative clothing.
And none of them, he said, were asking for it.
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Does anybody notice that the longer you work standing causes your pain level to increase. I work 12 hr. shifts and feel good the first half of my shift then things start to hurt. When walking I'm fine but if standing in one place very long I start to hurt alot. Had another ESI yesterday and hope it helps but I just haven't been getting any long term relief from the shots. Just wondering what others do for this at their jobs. Injection was at my L3-L4 disc which is bulging on both sides and also shows DDD.
Hi Keith! Before my fusion I could not stand more than a few minutes due to the disc compression on the nerves in my leg---have you been to the Dr. or called him?ESI's did not work for me,and I asked for fusion--this was my second----can you tellus more details?Glad you are back on here to talk to us!
I to am in Tx. south of Big D. I had a 2 level fusion done 23 months ago at the L4-S1 levels. Had signs of DDD in all 3 lower discs but my Discogram didn't show any pain at the L3-L4 level so my DR. said to leave it alone and fix the pain generators. Had done quiet well until my beltline began to hurt again since Thanksgiving. MRI showed more DDD at this level but still wasn't bone on bone like the other 2 were. Had Mylogram w/Ct last WED. and it showed disc bulging on both sides and my Dr. scheduled me in for a ESI yesterday. Feels ok now and laying on ice like instructed. This usually feels better at first till I go back to work on thursday and get back on my feet for long hours.
Afellow Texan! I am northwest of Denton between Krum and Slidell.Is the dr. monitoring to see if the ESI works?Can you adjust your hours,or sit,rest,stand?My first fusion was posterior at the L3-4 level,and the one 3 weeks ago was anterior posterior fusion at the L4-5 level with restabilization of the L3-4.The first time my right leg was the problem,this time it was my left. I do know it is not uncommom to have problems down the road after a fusion--keep me posted!Jeannie
I had a TLIF on November 3rd. Ever since surgery I have this terrible leg pain. It goes away when I lay down or walk, but I can't stand still for longer than 10 minutes at a time without getting a horrible pain. I am not working but I've been in situations where I had to stand still a lot, and I just try to alternate my legs, kind of like marching in place.
Ever since herniating a lumbar disc 36 years ago (at age 25) I've not been able to stand stationary for more than about 5 minutes. If I shift back and forth, foot-to-foot, I can stand for a while. But now that I've developed degenerative scoliosis, I have pain in my mid-back if I'm standing very long even if I do shift back and forth.
I too find myself shifting weight from one foot to another when standing and talking. It does seem to help alot. Guess thats just what we will have to do the rest of our lives.
What kind of work do you do? You work shifts? I did too before my surgery. When did you return to work after your surgery.
How are you feeling since the block? Any relief?
I work 12 hr/shifts. Kinda crazy schedule but I am off 8 days in a row every 3.1/2 weeks which gives me time to rest. I walk alot around the plant but when standing in one place very long it just kills me after about 6-8 hours into my shift. I was out 4 months this last time after my fusions before my Dr. would let me go back to work. Still tough when I went back. I was so use to taking lots of naps.
can sometimes be as uncomfortable as sitting for long periods of time. Everyone knows that after you sit for extended periods of time, you need to get up , walk around and stretch before sitting again.
But Standing!
With spinal patients having both feet directly on the floor will cause discomfort after a while. The best thing to do if your job requires you to be standing for long periods of time is to have a stool or some sort of block, so that you can put one foot on it as you are standing. Then every onces in a while switch legs.
Doing this provides some natural release of strain on your leg muscles , which in turn help prevent your lower back from having discomfort.
People that stand in one spot for long periods of time, for example Chefs use this method to help them.
Also the type of flooring makes a difference. Since I love to cook, I spend a lot of time in the kitchen. When we remodeled out kitchen, my wife made sure we had a floor that had some natural give.
Its a wood composite floor, that interlocks over a thin pad of foam. This flooring then has a 'give' to it.
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Classic cars traveling through area this weekend
The Great Race will be coming to Prairie du Chien as well as Lansing and Marquette, Iowa, this weekend. The Great Race is a timed, controlled-speed endurance rally not a top-speed race, limited to 100 entrants. Racers must travel in a classic, antique, or vintage automobile manufactured prior to 1969. Teams of two (a driver and a navigator), can participate. Each vehicle must follow a prescribed common route while attempting to maintain assigned average speeds. No digital aids are allowed.
The Great Race normally runs on a west to east route across the United States, but this year it is traveling north to south, crisscrossing the Mississippi River and traveling portions of the Great River Road in honor of the 75th Anniversary of the Great River Road. The length of the Great Race runs from St. Paul, Minn., to Mobile, Ala., June 22-June 30.
Racers will depart La Crosse at approximately 7:45 a.m. Sunday, June 23, crossing the Cass Street Bridge and traveling south on Hwy. 44 and Hwy. 26 to Lansing, with the first car arriving in Lansing at about 9:20 a.m. From Lansing, they will go to Marquette and cross the bridge to Prairie du Chien, traveling south on the Wisconsin side before entering Dubuque for their lunch stop. Race officials have advised they are not traveling through the towns of Waterville, Waukon or Harpers Ferry. The anticipated route will include the Lansing-Harpers Rd. to State Forest Rd. and enter Marquette via Hwy. 76. Marquette and Prairie du Chien are refueling stops for the participants. The exact route of the race is never disclosed to the public or the participants until they check in.
Spectators will see a 1916 Hudson Hill Climber, 1932 Ford Roadster, 1915 Hudson 6-40, 1916 Hudson 4 Pass. Speedster, 1935 Ford 3 Window Coupe, 1932 Ford Roadster Hi-Boy, 1956 Ford Fairlane and many more. For more information on the Great Race, visit www.greatrace.com.


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Sierra Club Calls for EPA Action on Clearfield Power Plant
The Sierra Club has petitioned the EPA to block a new permit issued by the Pennsylvania DEP for GenOn Energy Inc.'s Shawville power plant in Clearfield County. The 626 MW plant, located on the bank of the West Branch of the Susquehanna River near Clearfield, was featured in the Post-Gazette Mapping Mortality series.
In its petition the Sierra Club petition claims that DEP's draft permit does little to protect the public health. As the Post-Gazette says – it lacks adequate emissions monitoring, doesn't include a compliance schedule to remedy significant, on-going, Clean Air Act violations and fails to ensure that its emissions won't continue to violate pollution standards.
With 1,071 lbs of mercury emitted in 2009 the plant was 24th in the US. In the same year the Shawville plant emitted 32,973 tons of sulfur dioxide, 4,690 tons of nitrogen oxides, 2,368 tons of carbon dioxide, and 568 tons of airborne particles or soot.


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Throughout Dominic's career, he has held a number of engineering positions within the financial services and insurance industries, focusing on designing voice and data networks. He has led numerous initiatives to review technology, to consolidate disparate services onto common platforms, and to gain financial and operational benefits through technology.
Dominic is an active member of the Cisco Enterprise Technology Advisory Board (ETAB), an executive level forum. ETAB allows Cisco enterprise product/solution teams to gain strategic advice and guidance from top enterprise customers on future Cisco product, solution, and service roadmaps. This customer intimacy program closely aligns the company's development strategy with its customer business strategy.
Dominic has achieved Cisco Certified Internetwork Expert (CCIE) certification, the highest level of technical certification offered by Cisco, and holds Number 7311. He also holds a degree in finance from Cleveland State University, Cleveland, Ohio.
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WMPCDText - CD-Text plug-in for Windows Media Player
WMPCDText - CD-Text plug-in for Windows Media Player
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I have released WMPCDText, a Windows Media Player plug-in that finally adds support for CD-Text to WMP.
There is an option to automatically read CD-Text from unknown CD's. Alternatively, you can also right-click on a CD-track in the Now Playing-pane while the CD is playing, and click "Read CD-Text". There are some other options too, those can be changed in the plug-in's settings dialog.
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September 1, 2007: I have updated WMPCDText with a fix for crashes that might occur in wmpvis.dll when a visualization is enabled in WMP. Please re-download and reinstall WMPCDText if WMP crashes when you advance to the next track, and these crashes started happening after installing WMPCDText.
December 22, 2007: I have released the final version: http://bmproductions.fixnum.org/wmpcdtext
July 9, 2008: WMPCDText 1.1 has been released. This new version fixes the "Error while executing SCSI command: SRB completed with error (4)" message.
July 28, 2009: WMPCDText 1.2 adds full compatibility with Windows Media Player 12 on Windows 7.
July 20, 2012: WMPCDText 1.3 fixes the Read CD-Text menu item not appearing in certain cases, and a possible crash when opening WMP 12.
August 15, 2012: WMPCDText 1.4 fixes an issue that was introduced in version 1.3 and that could lead to a Windows Media Player crash.
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thank you for this plug-in, it is working on my windows xp media sp2.
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I just tried it on my new Dell XPS 420 Vista machine. Unfortunately, when I put in a CD and tried to read the cdtext I got an error:
Error while executing SCSI command: SRB completed with error (4)
Any idea what is going on?
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Dennis Prager uses half of what I said to the L.A. Times and gives the impression that I am one of those awful leftists who are "either morally confused, immoral or lack courage." Here is the complete quote, which shows that I was describing a dilemma, not my political position:...


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Municipalities that participate in the GIC health insurance program now have the opportunity to offer their retirees and survivors the GIC Retiree Dental Program. The Commonwealth's Fiscal Year 2013 budget included a provision to extend the GIC Retiree Dental coverage to participating GIC municipalities. Municipalities have until December 1, 2012, to opt into the program for July 1, 2013 coverage. They may only offer this coverage if they do not offer another retiree dental plan. Each December 1 of subsequent years, participating municipalities may opt into the program for July 1 coverage, with the term concurrent with the city or town's GIC health insurance coverage.
The GIC Retiree Dental Program is administered by Metropolitan Life Insurance Company (MetLife). The plan offers a fixed reimbursement for dental services, such as examinations, cleanings, fillings, crowns and dentures with a calendar year maximum of $1,000 per person. Members of the plan may go to the dentist of their choice, but will save money by visiting one of the over 168,000 nationwide MetLife network providers. Not only are out-of-pocket costs lower with participating providers, but when a member exceeds the annual calendar year maximum, they will continue to receive discounted fees.
The Retiree Dental Program is a retiree-pay-all program available through convenient pension deduction. Retirees and Survivors of municipalities that opt into the program will receive additional details and enrollment materials during the GIC's spring annual enrollment period. For additional details about the program, visit the Retiree Dental section of the website. Contact your municipality to find out if you will be offered this program for July 1, 2013.
This information provided by the Group Insurance Commission .