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She looks incredibly good, actually.
she looks so much better without all that war paint makeup on…she actually looks like a teen here, but here body still looks like it belongs on a 40 year old…
She does look like a teen here. That's why I'm now even more grossed out by the marriage…and I did not think that was possible.
I like how she still has that ridiculous arm cuff on.
That's the oldest 17-year-old I've ever seen
she is def a beauty!
She's hideous.
why are her boobs different colored from the rest of her? I'd suspect tanning issues…but they're always exposed.
She uses contour makeup to make them appear fuller, by placing dark around them they look bigger, she just really did an awful job
with or without makeup she still looks like she's on the wrong side of 40
Common she's a good Christian, guys! Jesus died so she can walk to Starbucks dressed like a hooker on her day off.
Her day off? This was taken on Wednesday. Shouldn't she have been in school?
lol. you crack me up!
she was way better looking before she had
those 2 giant things grafted to her chest
She went on some show to prove they weren't implants. And nobody noticed that when she got the X-rays she was 8 cup sizes smaller.
"I don't have fake tits, I pad the shit out of them durrrrrp want a lollipop?"
Yeah, seriously — jailbait perhaps, but she looks pretty solid there.
Why the hell are the tops of her tits so red? Is that makeup, or some freakish tanning accident?
The thumbnails look like she's being covered up by two wide censorship bars. I think it's my subconscious telling me to not look at the whor….er….horror…
The whorer…the whorer…
Do people really go out of the house dressed like that? Her fake fun bags would freeze if she went out like that where I am. Seriously, she's not out jogging and presumably not on her way home from turning tricks. Who puts THAT outfit on to go get coffee? I hope the guy who took her money had gloves on. Where did she pull it out from?
it's california, idiot.
It's been a while since I've been in LA but yes, I vaguely remember it being in California, thanks. I just wondered if that's the norm for that area or if half the people in the coffee shop spilled their drinks in their laps when she walked in.
Yes, people who call the paparazzi an hour before they leave dress like that. And if you call a pound of foundation plus bronzer "no makeup" – hence the line on her chest – yeah that's "no makeup"
GD, she is so fucking ugly. Does she ever close that stupid mouth? I know she's tryin hard to be sexy for us, but it makes me just want to punch her in the butt ulgy 50 year old face.
She looks semi-normal and kind of cute here.
Dear Courtney, the jigs up, everyone knows they're fake – quit padding/stuffing your ginormous push up bra. The one you wear everyday. With those same fucking clear straps.
Sincerely, Everyone on this damn Earth.
Shes wearing at least foundation, contouring and eyebrows , it just looks natural compared to her usual horror show face
"God, I haven't felt this wasted since college…I mean middle school."
Oh please, if your a girl you know that without makeup we all have uneven skin. How is it that her face looks so even and perfect yet her body is all blotchy?
every picture i've seen of her, she seems to always be wearing invisible straps.. get a strapless.


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By Irina Tarsis, Esq.*
Chasse away Cariou v. Prince! Filed on December 20, 2013 with amended complaint submitted on the New Year's Eve, Greenfield v. Pankey has the making of another exciting photographer v. artist case. Plaintiff, Lois Greenfield is a dance photographer. She is accusing Jill Pankey of basing her paintings on Greenfield's photos, 33 photos to be exact.
According to the complaint, Greenfield is "one of the country's foremost dance
photographers" who does not photograph dance performances but instead "directs and composes unique dance imagery in her studio." Defendant, at one time art faculty at Texas State University used Greenfield's photographs in more than 20 of her paintings. After a third party noticed that Pankey's work was based on Greenfield's photos, Pankey tried to secure Greenfields permission to copy her work. Pankey admitted to using photos of dancers as inspiration for her paintings. In an email, she even admitted to harming Greenfield but according to the complaint, defendant continued to sell her paintings online.
While Pankey is not a New York resident — she resides in Texas — New York Federal Court seems to have jurisdiction to decide the dispute because Defendant promoted her work to New York residents and exhibited her paintings in Manhattan gallery shows.
Given the willful infringement alleged by Plainitff, Greenfield is seeing maximum statutory damages, actual damages and litigation costs as well as injunction against using Greenfields's copyrighted photographs not to mention the delivery of Pankey's paintings for for distraction or other disposition.
Complaint includes many side by side comparison's of Greenfield's photos and Pankey's paintings as well as charts listing infringed and infringing works. Greenfield's counsel is Andrew Berger with Tannenbaum Helpern Syracuse & Hirschtritt LLP.
Source: Complaint, Greenfield v. Pankey, 1:13-cv-09025-PGG (S.D.N.Y. Dec. 27, 2013)
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Leading breeders' magazine, Holstein International, recently announced the winners of the prestigious 2011 Global Cow of the Year awards, and Dairy Daughters can reveal close family links between several of their bulls and the winning cows.
The competition – which is judged on a 50:50 basis by some of the world's top sire analysts and votes from the magazine's readers – was unusual this time in resulting in a dead heat. The upshot was a joint victory for Regancrest S Chassity and Ralma Christmas Fudge, who have sons, grandsons and even young genomic great grandsons in the Dairy Daughters lineup.
From Chassity - Mr Chassity Gold Chip
Chassity's pedigree links to the Dairy Daughters' stud are particularly close, with her son, Mr Chassity Gold Chip, now one of the most sought-after young sires in the UK. Described as 'the most complete genomic young sire' by HI reader, W F Eustice from the USA, this Goldwyn son was launched last year with the prospect of transmitting some of the Chassity family qualities into UK breeders' herds. Ranking highly on TPI (Total Performance Index) on the USA's genomic young sire list (TPI +2279), his figures convert well to a UK base, with a Predicted Transmitting Ability (PTA) of 513kg milk and a Profitable Lifetime Index of £172 – one of the best PLIs amongst the high type sires.
Regancrest S Chassity EX-92 EX-MS DOM herself is highly coveted as a bull mother and sold for US$1.5 million as a package with several sons and daughters in the 2009 International Intrigue Sale. A Shottle daughter, she links to several other Dairy Daughters bulls through the Barbie family from which she descends.
Described as a 'genomic giant', she has five VG milking daughters and seven bulls currently in AI, and through her own grandam, Regancrest PR Barbie EX92 2E 4* who was nominated All American junior three-year-old in 2004, she is linked to a further five bulls sold by Dairy Daughters.
These are: Boxer (Shottle x Goldwyn), Brokaw (Atwood x Mac), Big Time (Mac x Shottle), Clinton (Mac x Champion) and the top type proven sire, Beagle (Elegant x Stormatic).
From Fudge – CF Crest, Gold Crown and Colt P Red
Ralma Christmas Fudge (Durham x Juror), who shares the global championship with Chassity, is also well represented at Dairy Daughters, through her son, Ralma Oman CF Crest, her grandson, Ralma Gold Crown, and her great grandson, the young sire, Sandy-Valley Colt-P-Red.
Oman son, CF Crest, is a remarkable daughter fertility improver with a Fertility Index of +3.9 and also transmits low cell counts (SCC Index -25), outstanding components (+.14% fat and +0.03% protein) and good type; Goldwyn son, Gold Crown, has similarly outstanding health and fitness traits and manages to combine a high milk volume with quality (PTA milk 527kg, fat 0.03% and protein 0.04%) and has a PLI of £185; while polled Lawn Boy son Colt-P-Red is the hottest red genomic sire on the market, with a genomic TPI in the USA of +2050.
Number three cow links to Dakota and Derren
Further links to the Dairy Daughters stud from the number three Global Cow of the Year, Markwell Durham Daisy EX92 (also third senior two-year-old at Madison and nominated All American senior two-year-old) are seen in her son, ALH Dakota , the number one PLI bull in the UK (PLI £258) and her grandson, Derren, whose 'no holes' linear profile qualifies him as one of the best value Goldwyn sons on the market.
"We are delighted we're able to offer some of the hottest bulls in the world to UK breeders, many of which are in keen demand internationally as sires of sons," says Alison Lovell of Dairy Daughters. "We always strive to offer outstanding bloodlines and feel this selection is a clear illustration that we will never compromise on pedigrees and performance in order to offer value for money.
"The cows in this competition were not just judged on their looks, but their milk production, their genetic potential and their remarkable track record of transmitting their qualities down the generations were also key features, and we're delighted that some of these qualities will end up on UK farms."


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JWPlayer - Shuffle/Repeat & Fullscreen/Autoplay
I'm trying to do two things.
1) Use jwplayer to pull from a playlist and shuffle all items in that playlist. Once all items have played, start over. When I set shuffle to 'true' what happens is it is too true of a shuffle. I've got 5 videos in there right now and it seems to play the same video twice in a row often. Also it will do something like: 1, 1, 3, 4, 1, 3, 3' and skip videos 2 and 5. Is it possible to force shuffle on the entire playlist and not repeat a video until all items in the playlist are complete? I've even see it do the same video 3 times in a row which is bad.
2) How do you do a true fullscreen with autoplay command? The best I can figure is setting height and width to 100% but there's still a half inch border around the video with a white background.
If I can get these two things fixed, the company I work for will probably buy a few hundred licenses over the next year. I just have to get it working is all. Also I assume once we buy licenses the "jwplayer" logo will no longer appear in the lower left corner when a video starts to play?
Here's the code I'm using right now (shuffle is disabled because of the repeat video issue mentioned above)
bc.. Jan 29, 2014 05:17PM EST
1) It is not possible to only shuffle after the first time, it is either on or off.
2) Because of a Flash security restriction, it is not possible to start the player in fullscreen mode I'm afraid.Jan 29, 2014 05:17PM EST
1) Sad to hear that :(
2) How does a website like fullscreentube.com work if flash has a security restriction?Jan 29, 2014 05:17PM EST
1) Yeah, sorry.
2) That is not full screen, that is just 100% width / height, just like this – http://developer.longtailvideo.com/player/trunk/fl5/js/test/examples/hundredpercent.htmlJan 29, 2014 05:17PM EST
The link you posted has a white border around the video where the fullscreentube site doesn't.Jan 29, 2014 05:17PM EST
It's just an example. True "fullscreen" mode is not possible at autostart in Flash, the site you posted was not using real fullscreen.Jan 29, 2014 05:17PM EST
Gotcha, I guess what I need to know is how do I remove the white border. I don't need true fullscreen I just want the border gone. Thanks for all your help.Jan 29, 2014 05:17PM EST
You can do this with CSS.
Sample code:
  <title>100% by 100%</title>
This div will be replaced
   Jan 29, 2014 05:17PM EST
Or with the embedder:
  <title>100% by 100%</title>
 This div will be replaced
   Jan 29, 2014 05:17PM EST
You're my hero :)Jan 29, 2014 05:17PM EST
Np :)Jan 29, 2014 05:17PM EST
here is an example that I use on my web site to achieve fullscreen
using the event feature of the JWPlayer
bc.. events:
onPlay: function () {$jw('div1').setFullscreen(true)},
onPause: function() {$jw('div1').setFullscreen(false)},
},Jan 29, 2014 05:17PM EST
Do you have a link that does this? ;) I am curious to see.Jan 29, 2014 05:17PM EST
Yes.works quite well too
The direct link is www.mirana.net/mediaZX.htmlJan 29, 2014 05:17PM EST
ThanksJan 29, 2014 05:17PM EST
email if you wish to see something new ;-)Jan 29, 2014 05:17PM EST
SureJan 29, 2014 05:17PM EST
This line doesnt work :(
onPlay: function () {$jw('div1').setFullscreen(true)},Jan 29, 2014 05:17PM EST
Link?Jan 29, 2014 05:17PM EST
bc.. This line doesnt work :(
onPlay: function () {$jw('div1').setFullscreen(true)},
*You fail to provide a link indicating that it doesn't work. Hence making the statement without support/backup evidence losses its validity.*
You have to remember that the post above is the example that I use on my web site.
IF you by chance copied it and *did not change the id of the jwplayer ($jw)* then it is understandable that it will not work.
The id given in the example posted isn't really needed *IF and only IF* you have one instance of the player which does *require an id in its instantiation* BUT references made to the player thereafter really do not require the id to be present thus you could leave it out and use instead
bc.. $jw()
I bet the error lies is at you end.Jan 29, 2014 05:17PM EST
A link would be helpful though.Jan 29, 2014 05:17PM EST
i am using jwplayer
when i play this code on mobile default browser then it is play on full screen.. but i want it is play only on that div.. how can we do this please help..
i use this sript
autostart: true,
controlbar: "none",
levels: [
{ file: source1 },
{ file: source2 }
//flashplayer: "jwplayer/player.swf",
volume: 80,
width: 520,
events: {
onComplete: function () { }
});Jan 29, 2014 05:17PM EST
Which devices are you using? If you are using a phone it will always open in fullscreen due to the screen size.Jan 29, 2014 05:17PM EST
Thaanx for quick response..
i use sony xperia s 256 but in mobile other then default browser like firefox it is working fine for me... is there anyway to play video on particular div. not on fullscreen..
i am waiting for your valuable respons..
Thanx.Jan 29, 2014 05:17PM EST
There is not. If you are using a phone with a smaller screen size than a tablet for example, the player will always render in full screen.Jan 29, 2014 05:17PM EST
ok.. thanx ...Jan 29, 2014 05:17PM EST
NpJan 29, 2014 05:17PM EST
I am trying in use the above code for getting fullscreenautoplay. When I plugged in my video works great. But for some reason I can't get it to use the custom skin. What am I doing wrong? Here's the code:
<title>100% by 100%</title>


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Best for: Creative hair-design in an original salon-cum-gallery space
The buzz: A jaunty salon-cum-gallery, packed with artist-customised work stations, a pick-me-up juice-bar and a Sophy Robson nail concession, this super-friendly salon attracts an uber-cool crowd from the coiffed Sloany-ponies to the edgy art crowd. It's also a big hit with the style-conscious boys. Whether you plump for colour-guru Mels super-natural herringbone-technique highlights or Jons shiniest-of-shiny Brazilian blow dry, you will leave feeling 100% pampered and looking great.
The Verdict: We are always impressed when we leave the hairdressers with no desire to tweak when we get home. Haris team is dedicated to making your visit enjoyable, the gossip is great, the juice divine, and when we asked our French-stylist Sabrina for a Catherine Deneuve blow-out, she took the request very seriously, much to our delight.
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4 months and no prenatal visit
haved moved to different country and paperwork and money being tight. I haven't been able to make an appointment. I am very concerned but everything seems to be ok compared to other pregnancies.
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I didnt find out i was pregnant untilli was four months pregnant. i had no prenatal care at all untill i was goin into my fifth month. now im 30 weeks pregnant. my sister didnt get prenatal care for 4 and a half months and she miscarried. its very important to get that care!!!posted 08/04/2010 by 1stchild2010JJ
I am exactly 32 weeks pregnant and I don't have any prenatal visit at all. I've been checked last month due to preterm labor which as a first time mom-to-be, I really don't have any idea on what's happening inside me. That time, the doctors checked my cervix and ended up having a sonogram. I've found out that my unborn child is perfectly fine. Everything was normal including the amniotic fluid and she was very active. I haven't gone to prenatal visits because me and my husband doesn't have the money to cover it up. And I also tried applying for the eligibility of the state insurance, they said that because of my visa status as an exchange visitor, I'm only eligible for labor and delivery. But I'm just concern about what to do when I'm near my due date.posted 07/15/2012 by kim_09_12_90
I went on prenatal appointment, bc my husband insist on it, doctor told everything is good, on each apt I had, but after they gave me flue shot I last my baby, (and I was 23 weeks preg.) With 2nd pregnancy I went in and they told me baby won't make it, I asked them if theres anything can be done, but my DR. told me that nothing can be done to help the baby that is still in the womb, they only offered me abortion.. And I only continued 5 months stressing out about it.(Baby died @ 24.5 weeks). Dr will tell you to go on prenatal appointmens, bc they need a job, but they can't fix something that can go wrong in early pregnancy.posted 08/31/2012 by a BabyCenter Member
i cant believe that we have to go through a lot in order to get the state insurance when we cant afford prenatal visits ,its a shame when in oter countries u reeive ur prenatal care for free ,but if u dont qulalify for medicaid u can apply for a temporary medicaid at least which is not a medicaid but its kind of so you should go to a state clinic and they can tell u how to apply for it and also for the WIC programposted 07/25/2012 by piojita1991
I am 19 weeks pregnant and didnt know for the first 9 and a half weeks. I just happened to go to the hospital because i wouldnt stop bleeding and they told me i was threathing a miscarraige. I was put on bed rest for 3 weeks and had to take meds to stop the miscarraige for happening. This is my second pregnancy and with my first one i got prenatal care 2 weeks afer i found out i was pregant and it ended up saving his life. With this one if i would have waited any longer i would have lost this baby. Everyone is entitled to there own opions but i think you should do something now. I went to a free clinic the first month untill my medicade kicked in becasue i am single mother with little to no income coming in so i can relate to what you are going through.posted 07/05/2012 by a BabyCenter Member
i am also in the same situation , i am 14 weeks pregnant and yet to visit a doctor next month . believe that everything is fine . dont stress yourself , concertrate on your pregnancy , each pregnancy is uniqueposted 07/21/2011 by luciakarimanzira
ok i can see the drs point on here but she kinda like goin threw what i am im 17 weeks i havent seen the dr in 8 weeks and thats the drs fault i moved and have been waitin for my records to be switched over and the new dr wont see me unless they get them and im a high risk pregnancy some of us just dont have choices but if she can get into a dr asap i would say she shouldposted 01/13/2012 by lynn119
I am 17 weeks along, and i have just had my first visit. I applied for Medicaid, which i finally received two months after i applied, but my doctor wouldnt see me until I was assigned to them. I almost gave up on that doctor and found a new oneposted 08/16/2010 by sandersalley
I was one of those silly women pregnant with my first child and didn't even know it until I was nearly 20 weeks. Thought I had a bladder infection because I was getting such intense pain in my groin/pelvic area went to my fertility specialist that I had just started to see because me regular MD referred me. She did blood tests then called me back into the office for an ultrasound and she told me by the way you're very pregnant almost 20 weeks. My first Dr appointment with the OB is tomorrow so shall see what's going on.posted 08/15/2010 by daturner0378
It is extremely important to get prenatal care & if you don't have or can't afford insurance, visit the dept. of social services in the county in which you live. There is a program for pregnant women to receive medical care through medicaid in which you may qualify. If you can't get into an OB right away, you can also see a family dr. for the IMPORTANT early prenatal tests & care. You can also visit the health dept. in the county in which you live for some basic care.posted 06/27/2010 by jjhtdh
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Rugged coastline, mild climate, fishing and birdwatching from shore and boat, views overlooking the lush waters of Luce Bay…those whannon all these on a scenic Scottish break will find them at the friendly Clashwhannon Caravan Park in Stranraer, a fishing fairyland snuggled into the southern part of the Rhins at Drummore and surrounded by water on three sides for an island feel.
This corner of unspoilt Scotland is known for its fishing and birdwatching, or you might just want to let others in your party expend the energy while you sit back and take in the views…you can always meet up later for top nosh and a drink at Clashwhannon's on-site bar.
Or, if you want to stroll off site, there are two pubs within half a mile.
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Nissan Leaf mobile app reaches Android, BlackBerry
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Leaf owners can check status of battery
In January, Nissan launched an iPhone app for its Leaf electric car owners. The company has now made versions of this app available for BlackBerry (App World) and Android-based device owners (Android Market) as well. Using it, a Leaf owner can check the state of the battery charge or start charging, get an estimated driving range, and turn the climate control system on or off.
Android owners need at least Android 2.1 to take advantage of the app. BlackBerry owners have a longer runway and can use devices still running OS 5. The Apple iOS version was first and is still available (App Store). All three need an active subscription to Nissan's Carwings for their full features.


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After fanning the flames of doubt that pressured Barack Obama to publicize a purported copy of his official birth certificate, Donald Trump's latest statements suggest the White House-released document may be a fake.
"I don't know exactly what he showed," Trump told the Faith & Freedom Coalition annual conference in Washington, D.C., over the weekend, " but you know, someday somebody's gonna figure that one out."
The famed businessman also intoned, "Nobody is protected like Barack Hussein Obama," Politico reports. "I have never seen press that is so protective of a human being before."
Get the inside details on what could be the most serious constitutional crisis in modern history, in "Where's the Birth Certificate? The Case That Barack Obama is Not Eligible to be President."
Though Trump's true stance on the document remains muddied, WND reported Jerome Corsi, author of "Where's the Birth Certificate? The Case That Barack Obama is Not Eligible to be President," claims Trump was "pumping [him] for information" on the birth certificate.
Corsi reports a conference call with WND Editor and Chief Executive Officer Joseph Farah in which the building magnate said he is concerned about the validity of the document released April 27 by the Obama White House. Farah confirms Trump questioned the authenticity of the birth certificate and said others around him do as well.
Listen to Corsi's account of the conversation with Trump:
The image has been challenged by a number of experts in the field, yet the original has not been publicly seen, much less analyzed.
The state of Hawaii said it inserted "safety paper" into a copy machine and copied onto the new paper the original image from its state records. However, state officials were unwilling to confirm to WND after the image was released that what was issued by the White House was, in fact, an accurate representation of their original records.
During their conversation, Trump told Corsi his own computer expert told him at the release that it was a computer-generated document.
That opinion has been repeated many times, and WND has reported on a few of the objections that have been raised by various experts:
The image that was released, described by the White House as "proof positive" of Obama's Hawaiian birth:
Image released by the White House April 27, 2011
Zatkovich, with 28 years experience in computer science and document management and for more than 10 years an expert witness providing testimony in federal court in both criminal and civil litigation, said the multiple PDF document layers are unusual.
"When a paper document is scanned on a scanner and saved as a PDF file it normally contains only a single layer of graphical information. The PDF that appears on the White House website however, contains multiple layers of graphic information. Multiple layers usually appear in a document like this when it is being edited or modified in some fashion.
"It is possible to take a single layer PDF and inadvertently create multiple layers, without changing the image in any fashion. But that does not appear to be the case here. The multiple layers in the PDF document are a result of changes made to the image," his report said.
Among the various items that were separated into different layers include the main text, the mother's occupation, the dates accepted, the stamp and signature of the state registrar and the time stamp of the state registrar:
The document is broken into layers.
The background layer – with all of the additional layers removed – essentially has the text removed except some random portions of signatures and a white border where the text appears on other layers:
The background, without layers of information added on top
Also, the main layer of text reveals most of the wording on the document, with strange exceptions such as the first part of Stanley Ann Dunham Obama's signature. The main text layer has only "unham Obama." Likewise, "Kenya" is spelled "enya" and "Barack" is spelled Ba ack."
The layer with the main parts of the text
Denninger posted a series of reports online, including on YouTube, where he explains his concerns, which focus around the lettering as it appears on the document that reportedly is a photocopy on green "safety paper" of the original record in Hawaii
He explains that the type on the birth document show evidence of "kerning," the squeezing of letters into a line so that they intrude into adjacent letter spaces. Kerning is routine since the advent of word processors and computers, but impossible with a typewriter.
Denninger explains that in the image above, of the name of the hospital, the "a" and the "p" share vertical space on the line.
"This process, of course, requires that you know what the next letter is. With a computer this is pretty easy, since the computer can retroactively go back and adjust, and it also can typeset the current letter with the knowledge of what the previous one was," he reported. "A typewriter, on the other hand, is a mechanical device. It does not know what the next letter is that you will type, nor does it know what the last letter was that you typed. It thus has a typeface that always leaves physical space between the boundary of each character."
His full explanation is on video:
"To refute this point you must come up with a typewriter that contains a flux capacitor and thus is capable of accurately predicting the future," he said. "This document has been assembled by somebody on a computer."
He contends "there's only one way we're going to get the truth – a forensic document examiner is going to have to go look at the certificate and authenticate it. The real one – not a printout."
Perhaps most significant unresolved issues is that two weeks before Obama finally released his "long-form birth certificate," Hawaii's former Health Department chief Chiyome Fukino – the one official who claimed to have examined Obama's original birth document – was interviewed by NBC News' national investigative correspondent Michael Isikoff, who reported that Fukino told him she had seen the original birth certificate and that it was "half typed and half handwritten."
However, the document released by the White House was entirely typed. Only the signatures and two dates at the very bottom were "handwritten." What Fukino described is apparently a different document from what Obama released to the public.
Among other questions that remain about the document:
In addition, the SmokingGun.com website notes several irregularities with the Obama birth certificate that do not appear on the Nordyke twin's birth certificates:
There are those Obama critics, too, who says that the document released by the White House, if authentic, actually proves Obama's ineligibility. They cite the indication that Barack Obama Sr. was listed as the father, but he never was a U.S. citizen. They contend those who wrote the requirement for presidents to be a "natural born citizen" disqualified dual citizens at birth, such as Obama.
Obama Jr. himself even seemed to hold that position, suggesting in a resolution he co-sponsored to address Sen. John McCain's status as a "natural born Citizen" that the status requires "American citizen" parents.
During much of April Trump made regular appearances on talk shows and news broadcasts, and almost every time either he or the interviewer raised questions about Obama's eligibility. At the same time, he regularly was in conversation with Corsi and others who helped Corsi investigate the Obama eligibility dispute about the evidence that exists.
As a CNN/Opinion Research Corp. poll demonstrated, by raising questions about Obama's eligibility repeatedly, going as far as suggesting Obama's tenure might be illegal, Trump rose in popularity among GOP voters.
In that poll, 19 percent of Republicans and Republican-leaning independents said they'd likely support Trump for the 2012 GOP nomination.
His support rose from only 10 percent just a month earlier.
WND has reported on Trump's statements regarding Obama's eligibility:
"There's something fishy about the whole thing," Trump has said of Obama's background, birth story and constant refusal to release a wide range of documents that would reveal information about his heritage and upbringing.
Trump has also been skeptical regarding the oft-cited 1961 Honolulu newspaper notices.
"I see so much fraud in this world, an ad like that could have been staged. I see so many fraudulent things going on that would be like the least of it," Trump said.
He suggested it was incredible that no doctor, nurse or other person has come forward to recall the birth of such a famous person.
Trump told Fox News host Bill O'Reilly the significance of the dispute isn't clear to many people.
"If you are going to be the president of the United States you have to be born in the United States – and there is doubt [about Obama]," he said. "If he wasn't born in this country, it's one of the great scams."
Trump also was on MSNBC, where he was asked whether it was a serious issue:
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"There is certainly a chance that he was not born in this country. Now if he was not born in this country, that means he can't be president. It's very simple," Trump explained.
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i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it's a vagina. I think it's kinda weird. What do you think?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
i would punch a child for taco bell
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
seriously i just wanna be friends
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Christians are straight up FREAKS
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
She tied me up with her honor cords...
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
You know you want to come over later
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.


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Saturday, January 10, 2009
Acer Aspire 4730Z
New laptop. Read all about it.
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Hmmm. Looks like what my papa bought for my mom (for her thesis). And my brother, who is a Comsci Addu student, keeps lamenting that he can't use it because of its subpar specs (he didn't elaborate). Wala lang. Just sharing, Kuya Dom.ReplyDelete
It's not what you have, it's how you use it. I think I know, though, why your brother is complaining.ReplyDelete
He's using Windows.
This thing is positively flying under Ubuntu.
I have a 9-inch EeePC running Mandriva. Gonna try to install Win7 beta on it tomorrow :).ReplyDelete
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November 29, 2015
(Grand Junction, CO)- The Grand Junction Police Department is investigating a fatal crash that happened on Hwy 6&50 at 24 ¾ Rd.
Just after 2am this morning, the driver of an SUV with two other passengers inside crashed into a traffic light pole at that intersection.
The front passenger was thrown from the vehicle and died at the scene.
The driver and the rear passenger were taken to St. Mary's Hospital with unknown injuries.
All three people inside the SUV are young adult men.
All lanes of Hwy 6 & 50 in both directions were shut down from the time of the crash until just after 9am while officers investigated and began reconstructing the accident to determine exactly what happened.
At this time investigators are looking into the possibility that alcohol was a factor in this crash and are determining whether the driver will be charged with a crime.
The names of those involved in the crash are not being released at this time.
Mesa County Coroner's Office officials will release the name of the person who died once they have confirmed the identity and notified the next of kin.
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2013 Cadillac SRX: Leave Well Enough Alone
"The 2013 SRX illustrates the Cadillac philosophy of never leaving well enough alone," said Don Butler, vice president of marketing for GM's wreath and crest-festooned proto-luxury brand. We couldn't agree more. Because somehow they've managed to take the attractive Art & Science exterior design philosophy of the … »


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A view of the Harbors at Haverstraw project from a balcony of a fourth floor penthouse loft. / Joe Larese/The Journal News
Development at a glance
The Pinnacle, White Plains The $180 million, 28-story condo project was scrapped. Developers A.J. Rotonde and William Meyer are now developing retail and offices at a scaled-back cost of $10 million. Martin Ginsburg left the project amid legal battles.
LeCount Square, New Rochelle In 2005, developer Louis Cappelli proposed a 40-story luxury apartment tower with more than 200 units downtown, but it never got off the ground. Reports that a smaller project was in the works have not been confirmed.
Echo Bay, New Rochelle Forest City Residential proposed 700 units and 100,000 square feet of retail on the citys Public Works yard. A scaled-back plan is moving forward with 200-300 rentals and 25,000-50,000 square feet of retail.
Saw Mill Lofts, Hastings-on-Hudson Ginsburg proposed 60 condos on Saw Mill River Road. As the national credit crisis exploded in summer 2008, banks tightened their lending practices, and Ginsburg revised the plan to 54 units. No action has been taken since, and the lot sits idle.
The Abbey, Peekskill Ginsburg proposed 124 townhomes and 12 condos. The project stalled because Ginsburg couldnt afford infrastructure costs in light of the down economy. Earlier this year, GDC and city officials restarted talks and both sides are exploring ways to get funding for the infrastructure.
GM site, Sleepy Hollow 1,177 housing units, a 140-room hotel and 172,000 square feet of retail are being marketed by GM; however, Tarrytown is trying to stop it, saying it would create too much traffic.
Harbor Square, Ossining Ginsburg and Cappelli called for 150 condos in 2005, but it stalled when the housing market crashed. The developers are back before the village government proposing a smaller plan but for more units: 188 rentals.
Hudson Park, Yonkers After stalling during the credit crisis, a new financial deal between Connecticut and Massachusetts developers will add 200 apartments to a 560-apartment plan in downtown Yonkers.
The River Club, Yonkers Ginsburgs 353-unit condo project from 2005 recently has been changed to a 364-unit rental development with fewer stories.
Thousands more homes likely would have dotted the landscape of the Lower Hudson Valley if the bottom hadnt fallen out of the nations housing market four years ago.
Today, life is returning to residential real estate, but its a far cry from the boom years of the mid-2000s, when homes, condos and high-rise apartments were proposed at a feverish pace from Louis Cappellis Trump Tower and The Ritz-Carlton in downtown White Plains to luxury condo plans up and down the Hudson River.
Some of the largest developments proposed before the bubble burst have been shelved in some cases, for good while others are being resurrected at a more modest scale and for a residential market that has morphed from owning to renting.
We were in such an upward spiral and just got completely wiped out, Haverstraw Mayor Mike Kohut said.
A Journal News review of the areas largest development plans shows some phoenix-like signs and the prospect that residential real estate, particularly rentals, could grow by as many as 2,700 homes in a few years.
Waterfront developments in New Rochelle, Yonkers and Ossining lead the way as housing recovers from a five-year slowdown that left many projects stalled or scrapped. Many of the revived proposals are coming back in different forms to accommodate the new demand for rentals.
The market for rental properties is going through the roof right now, said Doug Smolev, head of sales for Ginsburg Development Corp., one of the regions largest.
Ginsburgs $200 million plan for Harbors at Haverstraw originally called for 800 units, and ground was broken in 2003. As plans moved forward and the housing market heated to a boil, the mix of rentals and for-sale condos was changed to provide more condos, and then back to rentals as home seekers became less committal. The number of homes has been cut as well. Current plans call for a total of 500 units.
Seven years after the first residents moved in, 350 homes have been completed mostly rentals ranging from $1,800 to more than $3,000 per month and about 25 are still on the market, Smolev said. Some are being sold as condos, and the five currently listed range in price from $172,000 for a one-bedroom to $575,000 for a two-bedroom penthouse.
The development is loaded with amenities, including restaurants, pools and boat slips as well as a movie theater, kayak launching area and the neighboring Metropolitan Transportation Authority ferry to Ossining.
Change of plans
The demand for rentals which Smolev said is driven by peoples lack of certainty in the economy and that banks just arent giving mortgages as freely as they did before 2008 is bringing new life to some major projects that appeared dead. In Yonkers, GDC representatives are reviving a stalled waterfront development called The River Club on Warburton Avenue. New plans have fewer floors, but more units all rentals instead of the condos originally proposed.
A similar switch is being made to recently revived Harbor Square in Ossining, where Ginsburg and Cappelli are working together on a new rental plan. Original plans in 2005 called for 150 condos, but the project is now being pursued as 188 rentals.
Another Ginsburg project, The Abbey in Peekskill, could be revived this year as well. Mayor Mary Foster said Ginsburgs GDC has been in contact recently with City Hall regarding ways to get funding for the project, which originally called for 124 town homes and 12 condos to be built on land Ginsburg acquired in 2003 from Cappelli and the Episcopal Sisters of St. Mary. It sits adjacent to a Revolutionary War battleground, which Ginsburg had donated for preservation.
With the challenging economic times, they cannot afford to do some of the infrastructure work thats required unless theres grant money or other funding made available, Foster said. If the economy starts to improve this year, hopefully there will be some bright lights at that spot.
Other Ginsburg projects havent received such glimmers of hope. In Hastings-on-Hudson, a 60-unit condo project off Saw Mill River Road was cut to 54 units when the market collapsed, but years later the developer still hasnt returned to the village or broken ground.
We certainly could use that economic development, Village Manager Francis Frobel said. Its still sitting idle.
In New Rochelle, officials are happy to see movement on the waterfront with the pending yet drastically scaled back revival of Echo Bay. The plan maintains park land while adding hundreds of apartments above shops along East Main Street. Developer Forest City Residential recently cleared a hurdle with the City Council to proceed on the new plan, which calls for 500 fewer apartments than the 700 units originally proposed before 2008. The developer now plans 200 to 300 rentals and less than half of the retail space originally sought.
Rumors of a new housing plan at LeCount Square in downtown New Rochelle continue to swirl, but City Manager Charles Strome III recently confirmed that no plans have been submitted. In 2005, Cappelli proposed a 40-story luxury apartment tower on the site, which is bound by North Avenue, Anderson Street, LeCount Place and Huguenot Street, but demand for housing dried up and the city stopped extending Cappellis approvals.
In White Plains, a proposal for a 28-story condo tower on Main Street to complement Cappellis downtown towers has returned but without any housing. The plan fell apart when Ginsburg had a falling out with his partners that included a bankruptcy claim Ginsburg called fraud and trickery. Its now being developed purely as retail.
Bucking the trend
In Tarrytown, construction has chugged along on the waterfront Hudson Harbor condo development, which eventually will include 250 units. Located in the shadow of the Tappan Zee Bridge, Hudson Harbor has stood out as a success story during the recession thanks to a fortunate mix of location and amenities.
Recent improvements to the Tarrytown train station, scenic views of the Hudson and commitments from popular businesses Lighthouse Ice Cream Kompany is already open there, and the Kittle House restaurant in Chappaqua soon will add a second location there to open within the complex have helped developer National Resources buck the sluggish trend, said Paul Janos, a former Tarrytown mayor and spokesman for the developer.
The development is being built in three phases. Residents have moved in to the first phase, which is 56 townhouses, and construction is under way on the second phase. Its an upscale plan showcasing impressive river views, similar to Harbors at Haverstraw except for one big detail: All 250 Tarrytown units will be sold as condos.
Janos said hes found buyers in the rental-driven market because the location and amenities stand out as top of the line. His development group, which is the largest private owner of Hudson River waterfront in the New York metro region, also is poised to benefit from the reconstruction of the Tappan Zee.
The economic optimism in Tarrytown is so strong that officials are suing their neighbors in Sleepy Hollow, where General Motors is marketing its former manufacturing site as a location for more than 1,000 housing units. Their rationale: It would create too much traffic.


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John Severson, Harper Creek
On behalf of our school community, I wish a warm Welcome home! to all returning Harper Creek students and families, as well as to those new to our district. We appreciate the opportunity to educate your children, and we strive to meet each students unique needs. As the school year begins, it is important to evaluate the potential for advancement within every student, both academically and socially.
Harper Creek offers the following academic opportunities:
Great Start Readiness Program, including an additional preschool class this year
K-12 foreign language programs
K-4 average class size of 22 students
K-8 partnership with Junior Achievement
Extended learning opportunities, including English language learners, testing-out opportunities, dual enrollment, Advanced Placement classes and online classes
Fine arts opportunities with drama and theater; concert, jazz, and marching bands; vocal music; 3-D art; and photography.
Superior athletic programming, featuring swimming and lifeguarding, weight-lifting, strength training and team sports
Comprehensive business classes, including a state and international award-winning Distributive Education Clubs of America (DECA) Program
Competitive robotics teams
A high school block schedule that includes exploratory classes and support classes
Industrial technology opportunities in machine woods, automotive care and engineering design
Computer technology-based web design, digital video production and video game design
Classes focused on student well-being, including culinary arts, nutrition, family living and cadet teaching
Challenging courses in the areas of mathematics, science, English and social studies
Harper Creek also offers many social opportunities for students to become involved in our community, including National Honor Society, Girls on the Run, Junior National Honor Society, athletics, robotics, Ski Club, French Club, Guitar Club, Spanish Club, Drama Club, debate, Asset Committee, Spaghetti Bridge Competition, Art Club, Student Senate and Flag Corp.
As superintendent of Harper Creek Community Schools, I recognize that people are our strength. This strength is evident in our outstanding staff of professionals who are enthusiastic and committed to student success, our Board of Education who keeps our district financially safe and sets our standards, our parents who support us and our students who bring their time and talent to the classroom every day.
Again, welcome home!
District information
7454 B Drive North
School board
President Al Miller
Vice President Dawn Zande-Brady
Treasurer Barry Smith
Secretary Vikki Bauer
Trustee Jackie LaFever
Trustee Gary Lincoln
Trustee Don Myers
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Superintendent John Severson, 441-6558 or firstname.lastname@example.com
Harper Creek High School
12677 Beadle Lake Road, 441-8450
Grades: 9-12
Hours: 7:45 a.m. to 2:50 p.m.
Principal: TBD
Harper Creek Middle School
7290 B Drive N., 441-4750
Grades: 5-8
Hours: 7:40 a.m to 2:45 p.m.
Principal: Christina Eyre, firstname.lastname@example.com
Beadle Lake Elementary
8175 C Drive N., 441-3250
Grades: K-4
Hours: 8:35 a.m. to 3:40 p.m.
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Sonoma Elementary
4640 B Drive S., 441-7800
Grades: K-4
Hours: 8:40 a.m. to 3:40 p.m.
Principal: Cyndi Mead, email@example.com
Wattles Park Elementary
132 S. Wattles Road, 441-5850
Grades: K-4
Hours: 8:40 a.m. to 3:40 p.m.
Principal: Kimberly Thayer, email@example.com
Sept. 3: First day of school
Nov. 5: No school
Nov. 27: Half-day
Nov. 28-29: Thanksgiving Break
Dec. 23-Jan. 3: Christmas Break
Jan. 20: No school
Jan. 23-24: Half-days
Feb. 27-28: No school
April 4: No school
April 7-11: Spring Break
April 18: No school
April 28: No school
May 26: No school
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June 13: Last day of school
John Severson is superintendent of Harper Creek Community Schools. He can be reached at 441-6558 or firstname.lastname@example.com.


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FARMINGTON — An upcoming community theater production examines the afterlife and how each person is judged.
Theater Ensemble Arts is presenting Mitch Albom's "And the Winner Is" starting at 7:30 p.m. today at the Taurano-Chrisman Performing Arts Center at Piedra Vista High School.
The community theater group puts on three plays each season. This season started in October with Neil Simon's "California Suite" and continued in February with Sam Shepard's "Fool for Love."
"And the Winner Is" tells the story of Tyler Johnes, an actor who is nominated for an Oscar but dies the night before the ceremony.
Johnes bargains with the afterlife's gatekeeper to return to Earth for the awards ceremony.
"It's a play about redemption," said Krista Draper, who is directing the play.
She cautioned it is not a play for young children, as Johnes often swears and there are sexual innuendos.
Draper, who has a master's degree in theater, has acted with the ensemble for about 15 years. She said her favorite part of the production was teaching "a whole bunch of new people about theater."
One of the great things about live theater, she said, is there aren't retakes.
In his mission to attend the awards, Johnes pulls his agent, his acting rival, his bombshell girlfriend and his ex-wife into his journey.
Amber Jacquez stars as Johnes' ex-wife, a witty woman with an attitude.
"She goes through all these emotions during the play," Jacquez said.
She said portraying her character's wife range of emotions is the most challenging part of the role.
She is joined on stage by Rylee Thomas, who plays Johnes' rival.
"He's a lot like myself," Thomas said. "My friends like to describe me as cocky."
What: "And the Winner Is"
When: 7:30 p.m. today, Friday and Saturday and 2:30 p.m. Saturday and Sunday
Where: Taurano-Chrisman Performing Arts Center at Piedra Vista High School, 5700 College Blvd., Farmington
Cost: $10 for adults, $8 for students and seniors
Hannah Grover covers news, arts and religion for The Daily Times. She can be reached at 505-564-4652 and firstname.lastname@example.com. Follow her @hmgrover on Twitter.


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BAYARD All week long it was getting back to the basics for the Cobre High football team. The Indians didn t play very well last week in their district opener against Lordsburg, and it was important for Cobre to get back on track and in tune before Friday night s meeting with Mesilla Valley on the road.
Cobre is 2-5 overall, and ranked No. 13 in the Class 2A poll, while Mesilla Valley is 3-2 and ranked No. 8. The Sonblazers had a bye week so they had two weeks to prepare for the Indians.
Offensively, Mesilla Valley will stay in a double formation, with sometimes going into a wing scheme. The Sonblazers like to throw the football.
They are going to air it out, head coach Jerry Martinez said. They are going to spread us out, and they will throw about 70 percent of the time.
Martinez is looking for his defense to stop the pass by stuffing the receivers at the line of scrimmage and getting pressure on the quarterback.
Their quarterback gets rid of the football very quickly, Martinez said. We are going to need to tackle well, and still keep an eye on their backfield. They have a very good running back that likes to run over people.
Mesilla Valley s defense will come out in a 3-5 scheme, and the good news to Cobre is that it kind of looks like Hot Springs defense. The Indians had good success against Hot Springs.
Their skill kids are good, Martinez said. They have some of those kids back from the Class A state championship team from last year.
Cobre s offense got back to the basics, working on execution this week. Martinez said his offense is going to have to sustain drives and do all the little things right in order to keep his defense off the field.
Our keys to winning this game are keeping their offense off the field, Martinez said. They do a very good job of moving the football. We need to then find a way to get our offense going to give our defense a rest. Winning the battle in the trenches is going to be huge. Our offensive line has to maintain their blocks.
No major injuries were reported by Martinez. The game will be held at Gadsden High School and kick-off is at 7 p.m.
Danny Udero may be reached at (575) 538-5893.


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Help Mrs. Burley and her detective son Sammy as they dive into the Incredible Adventures of my Mom, a fun hidden-object game by FlyWheel Games. After the chief of police is kidnapped, Sammy is put in charge of an extremely dangerous case. Mrs. Burley decides to travel to Italy to help look after her son and ends up in an incredible adventure.
The Mom Says No product from Visionsoft Limited, allows you to control when and for how long, each user of the PC will have access to MSN Messenger and optionally, the worldwide web.
Wire-MoM is a method of moment program for the analysis of wire structures. The wire structure can be placed in free space or over an infinite perfectly conducting ground plane. Wires can also be connected to the ground plane.
The program computes the current in the wires in the frequency domain due to either voltages sources on the wires or an incident plane wave.
This is a PlayStation 2 game based in a story features by internationally acclaimed film star Jean Reno (Jacques Blanc), who plays a French policeman caught in an attack upon Paris. Together with Japanese actor Takeshi Haneshiro, they embark in an epic adventure to a journey of 500 years
Gear up for another busy wedding season! Quinn's mom unexpectedly arrives in town and shakes up Quinn's home, business, and love life. With her mom making suggestions at every turn, Quinn manages more wedding than ever before! Help Quinn run the ceremony, lead conga lines, plan a dream wedding, and more in PlayFirst's most romantic time management game yet, Wedding Dash 4-Ever!
According to Japan's high-tech reputation, Uniqlo, a Japanese fashion clothing manufacturer, has launched a free interactive screensaver showing not only their latest clothing models, but also interesting animated scenes of Japan's daily life. The program is customizable and you can download the content you want to watch. A very well crafted program.
Embark on a journey of love and learning with the only family in the world that has an excuse to be messy - The Scruffs. Burdened with financial troubles and a looming deadline to sell their family home, The Scruffs have enlisted your expertise to help them stave off this family crisis.
Fussy Freddy is a puzzle game where you should help Freddy to create some words in his letter soup. The words will have to meet specific criteria that are challenging yet entertaining. The game also has a good background story, presentation and music, making it a likable game for puzzle fans.
"The Secret of Margrave Manor" is a mysterious game. The protagonist, Edwina Margrave, has been orphaned at a young age and taken in by her godfather. She has never known her family but all of a sudden she receives a mysterious letter, with a strange piece of broken stone inside. The oddest thing about it is that the letter was dated from 10 years ago.
Damon is a dark, handsome vampire, cursed by an evil vampire queen. Victoria is a curious young woman, determined to save her village. After a chance meeting, each discovers that the other holds the key to overcoming their dire circumstances. Solve puzzles, collect and combine hidden items, unlock secrets
Insaniquarium Deluxe is the craziest aquarium game ever - tend to your fish and keep them happy and they'll reward you with precious coins and jewels. Use the money you earn to buy upgrades for your tank or egg parts which hatch lots of different in-tank pets with special powers.
Mystery Solitaire™ - Secret Island
Find hundreds of hidden objects that will help you match cards and unlock clues needed to escape from a secret island!
You're stranded on a secret island, and there's only one way off! Find hundreds of hidden objects underwater and on land that will help you match cards and unlock clues needed to find your way home!
They are needed to correctly display a document when an author does not embed the appropriate font into the document. They are also needed when the author does embed the font, but the reader of the document wishes to interact in some way with its content, for example, by collaborating, commenting, or filling out forms.
Secret Maryo Chronicles is an addicting game that is very similar to its much more successful predecessor. Although it follows the same guidelines, the graphical design is visibly improved from the one in the original version. Secret Maryo Chronicles embeds an in-game editor. that will allow you to modify the terrain, add objects, traps or monsters to any map that you want to play.
This powerful new program helps you learn:
- Discover what's beyond the "law" of attraction and accelerate your manifesting skills beyond your imagination
- How to move beyond the limits of the law of attraction and discover a far greater power to create money, deep and lasting love, radiant health and youthful energy
Hide and Secret 3.3 tells the story of one of the most important collection of treasures ever exposed in a museum. This collection is called The Treasure of The Ages. Doors opened to show the great treasure to the people in the museum. Nobody would believe that The Treasure of The Ages had been stolen!! Now we are told to get the whole treasure back.
The Amazing Adventures: The Caribbean Secret is a seeking game rather than an adventure game. The story is based on the legend of the lost gold that went missing all over the Caribbean Sea, back in the days of the pirates. Find over 2000 hidden objects in 25 Caribbean locations to recover the treasures.
Enjoy this great game and help villager of this island to survive and rebuild a place for them to live. Teach them survival skill as building, fishing, exploration, research and healing other people. Guide them and build your village solving 16 puzzle of different difficulty levels.


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I generally thought it was good, although I am exacting when it comes to regional accents and Atlantic City people do not have New York accents; they have Philly accents. I do not know why they cannot get this right. A producer friend of mine says it is due to lazy actors; New York accents are easier than Philly accents. I guess that explains it, but I expected more from Scorsese.


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Channing Tatum Modeled In Diddy's Fashion Show Wearing A Crazy Outfit
Alright, so back in 2003 Diddy (known as P.Diddy then) was at the helm of his Sean Jean clothing line. Channing Tatum hadn't even had his breakout role in CSI yet, and was apparently modeling (in addition to honing his Magic Mike skills). Perhaps Diddy's superstar sixth sense knew that Tatum was going be big, and had him don the craziest outfit of the whole collection. Just look at that pout, the brooding stare, the long johns, and that coat. This, everyone, is what 2003 BBM (Before Bane and Macklemore) looked like, and we are so thankful it was never a thing. Tatum, however, he can stay. Bless Diddy for discovering him. (Buzzfeed)
Photo: Rex USA.


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|Hard Rock Bottom-crd
|CHORDS 2x, A, Bm, D, Em, G
|Difficulty: hard
|return to normal Intro: D Since the day I was lead to temptationAnd in weakness did let your love downI have prayed that with time and compassionYouâ??d come around Chorus: I keep waiting for you to forgive meYou keep saying you canâ??t even startAnd I f (roughstock.com)