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* The Timberwolves' 95-86 road victory over the Bulls on January 27 snapped their seven-game losing skid in this series. However, Chicago still has a four-game road win streak against Minnesota.
* The Bulls have won their last five games, which is the longest active win streak in the league. Chicago is holding its opponents to just 88.4 points per game during this streak. At 45-32, the Bulls need just one more win to surpass last season's mark (45-37).
* Minnesota has lost its last nine games when playing on zero days' rest, its last such win coming back on January 18 against the Utah Jazz.
* Jimmy Butler had a career-high nine assists in Saturday's win over the Wizards. He is the fifth different Bulls' player to have 9+ assists in a game at least once this season (Joakim Noah, D.J. Augustin, Kirk Hinrich and Luol Deng) (20 9+ assist games in all). Last season Chicago had four different players record nine assists at least one in a game (12 times in all).
* D.J. Augustin has had 20 or more points off the bench in five of his last six road games, including each of the last three. He is averaging 24.0 points per game on 49.5 (45/91) percent shooting, including 54.3 (19/35) percent from three-point range, in these road contests.
* Corey Brewer is shooting 55.8 (48/86) percent since March 24, third best among starting forwards since that date (minimum 30 FGM). He had 11 points on 5-for-8 from the field in his only game against the Bulls this season.


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Alamogordo police on Wednesday arrested a 34-year-old registered sex offender they allege used social media in an attempt to solicit sex from a 13-year-old Alamogordo girl.
Detective Lt. Roger Schoolcraft said Mario D. Blanco, of Tularosa, was allegedly trying to "hook-up with her, and she was underage."
According to Otero County Magistrate Court records, Blanco is charged with one count each of fourth-degree felony child solicitation by electronic communication device and contributing to the delinquency of a minor. He is also charged with one count each of misdemeanor enticement of a child and attempting to commit a felony.
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Candidate #25 Mary Jean Lastimosa is the new Miss Universe Philippines titleholder.
The 26-year-old entrepreneur from North Cotabato was crowned on March 30, at the Binibining Pilipinas 2014 coronation night held at the Smart-Araneta Coliseum in Quezon City.
Besting 39 other contestants, Mary Jean sure has a lot on her shoulders now as she tries to win the coveted Miss Universe crown for her country.
For the past four years, the Philippines has consistently been included in the top five of the Miss Universe competition.
In 2010, Maria Venus Raj successfully put Filipina beauty back on the map when she landed the fourth runner-up spot.
In 2011, Shamcey Supsup finished third runner-up, while Janine Tugonon became first runner-up in 2012, and Ariella Arida was third runner-up in 2013.
Third time is indeed the charm for Mary Jean, who has previously joined the pageant in 2011 and 2012. In 2011, she bagged the second-runner up title, while she was among the top 12 in 2012.
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Bea Rose Santiago is the reigning Miss International, while Mutya Johanna Datul is the current Miss Supranational.
Joanna Cindy Miranda, Binibining Pilipinas Tourism 2013 winner, may have failed to take home the crown, but she still made Pinoys proud when she finished in the Top 10 of the Miss Tourism Queen International 2013 pageant.
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Building reform call as Tasmanian surveyors forced out of industry
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RED tape, high insurance premiums and the constant threat of legal action are causing turmoil in the building sector, industry insiders say.
At least four building surveying businesses in southern Tasmania have closed down in recent months, causing headaches for builders and their clients.
The Australian Institute of Building Surveyors says the number of surveyors will continue to decline unless the State Government quickly implements a dispute resolution process for unhappy clients, to keep building disputes out of court.
And Master Builders Tasmania is calling for major changes to the Building Act in Tasmania to ease the regulatory burden and reduce the risk of litigation.
"There have been a number of smaller building surveyors ... who have closed up shop for various reasons including struggling to comply with the regulatory requirements of the Building Act," Master Builders Tasmania executive director Michael Kerschbaum said.
"And a lot of building surveyors are finding it is becoming increasingly difficult to survive with all the litigation and that has resulted in insurance premiums becoming very expensive as well."
Institute of Building Surveyors state president Steve Bramich said the reasons for surveying businesses closing down included health reasons, retirement and difficulties in obtaining liability insurance.
Surveyors, who assess the compliance of building work and designs, were often dragged into costly court cases between clients and builders, Mr Bramich said.
He said that had resulted in surveyors' insurance premiums increasing 10-fold in the past decade.
"There's no dispute resolution process at the moment," he said, calling for the Director of Building Control to have more power to mediate disputes.
The State Government has announced a review of the Building Act to address concerns about red tape.
Mr Kerschbaum said it was "ludicrous" that projects over $5000, including kit carports and solar panels, required full design work and planning approval rather than a simple compliance check.
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Peter Last of Hobart Posted at 10:36 AM January 06, 2014
Tasmania is full of red tape and excessive costs.
Jonothan Davis of Glebe Posted at 8:19 PM January 05, 2014
These days you are better off buying a house already standing and landscaped, only the brave or ones wealthy enough to pay all the fees would venture into commissioning a house, or even an extension to be built.
JenBoon of Hbt Posted at 7:24 PM January 05, 2014
For 3 months we have been trying to get plans prepared and approval for a garage and a new house. After battling the army of experts, consultants, accredited building professionals, councils, bureaucrats and their red, green and legal tape, we are at the stage of totally giving up because even the simplest things are too difficult, too time consuming, too costly and far too over legalised. We had hoped that by starting the process in Sept 2013 that we could realistically expect to have a new home that would only take about 12 weeks to build, completed by June / July 2014. However every âaccredited building professionalâ that we have spoken to in recent weeks, has said that completion by mid 2014 is not achievable and the best we could hope for is maybe this time next year i.e. 2015! The fees and charges that accumulate have been substantial and it seems that building is the latest cash cow for Governments, councils, and accredited building professionals to unjustly profit from my potential investment. It seems that affordable housing is a myth that politicians use to justify their existence and they wonder why economic activity is seizing up. We will take our money elsewhere.
George Vorillas of Sandy Bay Posted at 2:26 PM January 05, 2014
The amount of "compliance regulation" in regard to lightweight structures like garages is completely disproportionate to their value and risk. Refusals by concerned entities (the former Southern Water), due to a "perception of risk to their infrastructure" which they could not identify or substantiate, created legal costs in excess of $7000 and extra building costs of around $5000, before I could get the required certificates to build a garage, despite the original plan, as approved by the City Council planners (at the first attempt) having provision for rapid and cost-effective (but rare) access to the underground assets. The still unchanged regulations, continue to create a climate of irrational fear which multiplies costs for potential builders. Building surveyors are the proverbial meat in the sandwich, along with the owners, who ultimately have to pay for it ALL. The current system of building codes creates unwarranted costs, and restrictions upon those who are capable of solving problems within existing parameters, instead of targeting the criminally negligent. The frustrations and costs experienced go beyond the Surveyors, but include architects and builders also!
Robin Costain of Hobart Posted at 11:08 AM January 05, 2014
One only has to look at the time it has taken to rebuild in Dunalley. If this Government had the guts it would have canned a lot of the problems they have caused in the building industry over the last few years instead of calling for another review..
Lynda Morris of Huon Posted at 11:06 AM January 05, 2014
Be brave - return the control to Council! Break the mould - Tasmania, be a LEADER for once! Alternatively, at least set up a usable mediation system, and stop all that money flowing to the lawyers !!!
Charlie Brown of Hobart Posted at 10:31 AM January 05, 2014
I'm not surprised there are issues because frankly there are cowboys calling themselves builders making a fortune out of homebuyers. We have a home that was passed as compliant by a leading surveying organization, the local Council and the builder, only to find that upon moving in that the two storey home has (amongst a plethora of other issues) deficient foundations and rectification works of approx $150,000. May I add that the builder was supposedly a Master Builder (which means nothing).


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TOWSON, Md. (April 13, 2009)—TU student volunteers will be made up to look like disaster victims. A Humvee ambulance will be stationed outside Burdick Hall. An Army helicopter will hover overhead. Stretchers will be carried into a triage area, and cots will be filled with hundreds of "victims" of a simulated mass casualty. That's what the campus community can expect when Operation STAT takes place here on Fri., Apr. 17 from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m.
This drill, based in Burdick Hall and named Operation STAT, is based on a scenario involving a tornado striking the campus. It is the second such drill undertaken by the university's College of Health Professions.
Associate Dean Marcie Weinstein said, "This mass casualty exercise will provide our nursing and other health professions students an invaluable opportunity to gain 'hands-on' experience in first responder activities that most health professionals don't get until the real emergency strikes."
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WordPress announced Monday the launch of WordPress 3.3, the latest iteration of their powerful platform, which includes some new and improved user interface features and a shiny new drag-and-drop image uploader.
Other WordPress 3.3 features include a new toolbar, menus that allow users to hover the cursor over them from navigation help, and a Tumblr importer. WordPress 3.3, or "Sonny," named after jazz saxophonist Sonny Stitt, is available right now.
That all sounds good, but as anyone who has ever used WordPress knows, user interface updates can often be more trouble than they're worth. What would be really nice is a WordPress that always works the first time, bug-free, without any of the formatting problems that have plagued past versions of the software.
WordPress has logged over 65 million downloads since launching its 3.0 version, and 14 million since the launch of WordPress 3.2 in July 2011. And while the software has always been popular, the launch of 3.2, or "Gershwin," named after jazz songwriter/pianist George Gershwin, was wildly so. Over 330, 000 downloads of "Gershwin" occurred within the first 24 hours.
Developers believed that the renewed interest in the "Gershwin" version was due to the less cluttered interface, and the improved viewing mode, where the dashboard disappears into the background during composition, something the developers reportedly referred to as "zen mode." Also, the interface became more accessible on smaller screens, for mobile use.
But while this may be true, as I said before, it also assumes that users compose posts within the software itself. Some users, namely myself, more often cut and paste text from other word processing software suites, and experience myriad formatting problems in the process, even when following the formatting guidelines in so-called "zen mode."
Not to rain on WordPress's shiny-new-update parade, but even a much less zen-y iteration that solved these formatting issues would make for fewer blogger headaches. And we all know that blogging is a headache-prone pursuit, even without the formatting issues.
Started in 2003, WordPress powers 22% of all new active websites, as of August 2011.
WordPress 3.3, code named Sonny after the great jazz saxophonist Sonny Stitt, released it's final version today and everyone should have seen the yellow update notification bar by now. Upgrading is simply just by a click of the mouse and the whole process should not take more than 5 seconds. Upgrades to new versions of WordPress has come a long way indeed.
In tandem with the WordPress 3.3, make sure also to upgrade the Twenty Eleven and the Twenty Ten default WordPress Themes if you are using anyone of theme. Even if you are using a Twenty Eleven or Twenty Ten Child Theme you should always upgrade the Parent Theme to keep it compatible with the latest version.
As for Premium Themes like Catalyst or Genesis, expect to see the upgrade notification in a couple of days.
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The most notable and pleasant change once the upgrade is completed is you will be greeted with a Welcome Page that list out all the changes in the WordPress 3.3.
After that whenever you go to any page in your WordPress Admin, there will be a pop up tooltip if there are new features included within that page. For example, if you go to your Post Editior for the first time after upgrading to WordPress 3.3, a pop-up tooltip box will appear next the the Upload/Insert icon to notify you of the media uploading feature.
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Unlike the previous version, the new media uploader has everything under one roof. Gone are all those different icons which are used to upload different kinds of media and replaced with a all-in-one icon.
The super cool thing is you can drag and drop whatever you want to upload with having to hit the upload button. Uploading time are significantly faster with this new feature.
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The WordPress 3.3 Admin Bar has been given a slight facelift with 2 minor additions. One is the comment bubble notifying you the number of comments awaiting notification and the other +New drop-down menu with links to some of the more frequently visited pages within the Admin Panel.
In all, WordPress 3.3 is a well and good update. WordPress seems to be getting better and better with each major update and thus it is no wonder to date, there have been close to 70 million downloads for the WordPress platform.
Feel blessed that the developers are keeping WordPress entirely free. If they had charged even a dollar for each download, they would have been filthy rich by now.
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So far this only happens when I'm on My Blogs page.
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NEW YORK (AP) - The federal judge overseeing the bankruptcy of Wall Street investment bank Lehman Bros. has been arrested on charges of slapping his wife.
Judge James Peck was arrested Saturday at his home on Manhattan's Park Avenue. He was charged with attempted assault and harassment.
According to the misdemeanor court complaint, Judith Peck accused the 63-year-old judge of hitting her on the face with an open palm. It says the slap caused "substantial pain" in her jaw.
Peck was arraigned Sunday in Manhattan Criminal Court. Judge Lenora Gerald released him without bail and told him to return to court March 16.
Peck was initially represented by Legal Aid Society lawyer Gurmeet Singh (Gur-MEET' Sing). He said the judge will be retaining an attorney; he would not comment further.
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"Bruises and broken bones do not define rape - a lack of consent does. Stand up and oppose the dangerous GOP legislation to redefine rape."
A far-reaching anti-choice bill, introduced by Republican Chris Smith and supported by 173 members of the House, includes a provision that could redefine rape and set women's rights back by decades.
Right now, federal dollars can't be used for abortion except in cases of rape, incest, or when the woman's life is in danger. But the Smith bill would narrow that use to "cases of 'forcible' rape but not statutory or coerced rape."
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MINEOLA, N.Y. (AP) — Entertainer Flavor Flav must return to his native Long Island at least one more time to answer charges stemming from his arrest as he raced to his mother's funeral.
Police say the rapper and reality TV star was speeding and driving without a license, a felony, on Jan. 9 on the Meadowbrook Parkway.
Flav, whose real name is William Drayton, told reporters entering a Nassau County courtroom on Tuesday that he hoped to have the case resolved.
Drayton, who now lives in Las Vegas, grumbled that flights from Las Vegas to New York were becoming expensive.
His attorney, Indji Bessim (IHN'-jee BEHS'-ihm), said the case was postponed to May 16.
Drayton also faces felony assault and other charges in Las Vegas after allegedly threatening his longtime girlfriend's teen-age son.
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The internationally renowned James Beard Foundation will be coming to Philadelphia this Friday, Oct. 4, to hold the special event Taste America: The Philadelphia Food Evolution. At Peche (3502 Scotts Lane, 866.657.3111), beverage manager Scott Zoccolillo will craft a cocktail-based "meal" built around local spirits and our city's reputation as a hub for all things great for your palate and iffy for your liver. The imbibing will begin with a Prohibition-inspired white whiskey drink informed by the flavors of vermouth and sassafras root simple syrup. From there, it's on to the 1960s with his riff on a vesper, and then a sweet apple-kissed dessert-cocktail-in-a-glass. Tickets are available online.
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Now I am no zoologist, but you don't know that, so when I say the nearly ten billion animals shot in the surprisingly good Deer Hunter 2014 represents all the animals in the world, you should just take my word for it. After all, I am a zoologist. »


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1. Rex Ryan is no stranger to being perceived as odd. Years ago a video of a woman who appeared to be Ryan's wife showing off her feet to a cameraman whose admiring voice sounded a lot like Rex Ryan's went viral.
2. Well the New York Daily News followed Rex Ryan on his vacation to the Bahamas this week, and what they discovered was… odd.
Yes. That's a tattoo of Michelle Ryan wearing nothing but a Mark Sanchez jersey. This is insane. Not the fact that Ryan has a tattoo of his wife. That Rex is still so in love with Michelle is really a testament to what must be a great marriage. What's insane is that he chose to get Mark Sanchez's jersey on her. Why? If they say you shouldn't get tattoos of significant others, because you never know how long relationships will last, that should go double for quarterbacks. Getting a Drew Bledsoe tattoo in Boston in 1998 would have seemed like a good bet, but in hindsight it's a disaster. This is like that EXCEPT MARK SANCHEZ HAS NEVER BEEN THAT GOOD. No wonder Ryan stuck with the struggling quarterback as long as he did this year. It was a classic case of a coach putting his tattoo's best interest above that of his team.
4. Regardless, let's admire this standing monument to what may be America's greatest marriage.
H/T Christian Red at the New York Daily News
- Illinois' attorney general has asked the U.S. Department of Justice's Civil Rights Division to investigate Chicago's police department. ›
- Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg says he'll give away 99% of his Facebook shares (worth $45 billion today) over the course of his life. ›
- And a Turkish court had to call in experts to determine whether a man comparing the country's president to Gollum from "Lord of the Rings" was an insult. ›


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BudgetBikes is a bicycle rental company in Barcelona specialized in Dutch bicycles. On these very comfortable recognizable orange bicycles you can easily see the most beautiful monuments in the whole city. On the 1st of April 2006 BudgetBikes opened its doors in Barcelona. With a fleet of 350 high quality Dutch orange bikes and three stores the company rapidly monopolizes the streets of Barcelona. The many tourists who want to discover the diversity and beauty of the Catalan city in a fun, practical and personal way, now do so on the city bikes of Budget Bikes. The three bike rental shops of BudgetBikes are centrally located around the old centre of Barcelona, and always close to a subway station. The warm climate means bicycles can be rent throughout the whole year.
Budget bikes rents out bikes for an hour and more. BudgetBikes is the cheapest bike rental in town. Budget Bikes offers a different way to discover Barcelona. Renting a bike is interesting for different reasons: cultural, for pleasure as a tourist or gastronomical. Cycling in Barcelona is also safe because of the 100 km cycle lanes and you are allowed to ride on the wide side walks and pedestrian areas in the city centre.
The bicycle tours offer an intimate, original and privileged way to discover Barcelona. Budget bikes make use of qualified guides that speak mother tongue Dutch, English, German, French, Spanish and Catalan. Some of the most important sights of Barcelona that we visit during a tour are: the Gothic Quarter with the Cathedral, the Old Harbour with the statue of Columbus, the Ciutadella Park, the Sagrada Familia, the Olimpic Port and Gaudi´s fabulous monuments.
Our tours will show you a large part of Barcelona in a short time, because the bicycle is one of the fastest ways of transport in Barcelona. A tour will take about 3 hours and will mainly been driven on cycling paths, pedestrian zones, boulevards and parks. There will be stops to take pictures and learn the story the guide knows about the diverse places. Our tours are available for groups and individuals. As groups we take for example travel agencies, tour operators, tourist offices, incentive groups, hotels, private companies, universities, councils, private groups, families or schools. As an individual a tour is also the perfect way to discover Barcelona for example during your week-end break, city trip or backpack vacation. Budgetbikes has four different tours:
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Irving, Texas. May 19, 2014 –
Irving ISD will host MIRD Fair, the largest middle school video game programming competition in the state of Texas, on May 19. Seventh- and eighth-grade students from Irving ISD's eight middle schools will compete against each other with their programming skills to see who can make the best video game. Designed to inspire students to pursue careers in computer programming and to improve their math skills through the use of computational logic, the MIRD Fair will be held from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m., Monday, May 19 at Singley Academy, 4601 N. MacArthur Blvd.
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Original Song "Shanah Tovah" by Mary Ekler and Cantor Tifani Coyot
This song was written for the Temple Isaiah community for the High Holidays 2013. Thank you Temple Isaiah congregants, staff, and clergy for a wonderful year. We look forward to celebrating with you all year long.
Join us for High Holy Day services and holidays. http://templeisaiah.com/
Vocals: Cantors Tifani Coyot and Lorna Lembeck
Arrangement and Piano: Mary Ekler
Guitar and Bass: Randy Landas, Drums: Jim McCarty
Video and Editing: Cantor Tifani Coyot


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Blank Park Zoo Comes Back to Knoxville Library Next Week
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Children have a chance to see different critters in-person next week as part of the Knoxville Library's summer reading program. As this year's theme is "Dig into Reading," the Blank Park Zoo will tell children to why certain animals dig and introduce them to a few that spend time underground. That program is for children 6-and-up and takes place from 1-to-2pm next Wednesday. Another program will be held for 2-to-5 year olds next Thursday. It'll run from 10:30-to-11:30 and include a story time and an introduction to a couple of furry friends.
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I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
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I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I put xanax in the cake batter
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
should my penis look like a turkey
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Are you still giving blowjobs?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I'd give my left nut to see you
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
have you facebook stalked him yet?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Some milfs here doing some blow
My brain says no but my pants say off.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I accidentally burped into my bong.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
that's an acceptable place to lick
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
Your tits are I can't wait for
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Yah man, that place is surreal
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist


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Im going to dare Fort Collins to do something a little different. The city is currently investigating the future of Harmony Road, including a series of improvements to allow the corridor to handle the significant increases in traffic it will be burdened with by 2035. Among these improvements include limited enhancements to bus infrastructure and buffered bike lanes.
I believe that instead of the proposed buffered bike lanes on Harmony, we should further consider putting that right-of-way to use as a bus-only lane. I feel that transit along this corridor is being downplayed. With MAX coming online and the potential for future regional transit connections to Denver via Interstate 25, Harmony is and will further become a crucial corridor for transit. Odds are very high that in the future Harmony will act as the transit way people use to travel between regional connections from I-25 (whether that be bus or high-speed rail) to the South Transit Center. Putting that right-of-way toward transit can only help to solidify Harmony as a true multimodal corridor and help beef up our bus network, which again will go hand-in-hand with MAX.
Now I know proposing the elimination of bike lanes in this city can be considered blasphemy by some, but hear me out. The detached sidewalks along most of Harmony were constructed to multiuse widths of 8 feet to 10 feet wide. That means that they were built to the same standards as many of our multiuse trails, which, as we know, happily accommodate both bikes and pedestrians. Because of this extra width, the sidewalks along Harmony are capable of handling both pedestrian and bike traffic just as efficiently as our trail system. Enhancing Harmonys sidewalk further for bikes simply makes sense. Part of being a bike-friendly community is realizing when bikes simply arent compatible in certain situations and might make more sense sharing space with another mode.
While buffered bike lanes and green paint are great, people are going to ignore those enhancements when there is a safer alternative just a few yards away. I myself love biking around this community, and the idea of more bike lanes or other bike infrastructure makes me all giddy. However, considering the wide nature of the sidewalks on Harmony, it simply makes more sense for bikes to share that space with pedestrians in this particular situation then to have bikes share space on the road with automobiles.
This simply makes sense. It is safer for bikes and it further proves that we take transit seriously as a sustainable community. Come on, Fort Collins, I dare you.
Austin Good is a Fort Collins resident.


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In 1 race this season, rossi has already accomplished a third of what he did the last two seasons!! great start for him!