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- WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 09-30-11AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONETOP QUOTES OF THE WEEKIt's the first day of fall, or as the Republicans call it, "the end of global warming." (Jay Leno)It's Friday morning. And Generalissimo Francisco Franco, the Atlanta Braves, and the Boston Red Sox are still dead. (Janice Hough)According to a new Bloomberg poll, the most popular politician in America today is Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, with an approval rating of 64 percent. Being the most popular politician in America today is like being the most popular herpes sufferer in the kissing booth. (Reeder & Ainsworth)Hallmark has launched a line of recession-themed cards that say, "Sorry you lost your job." The good news is, the cards come pre-addressed to your congressman. (Conan O'Brien)Police in London, Ontario, have charged a man for the banana-throwing incident at an NHL preseason game. The accused will face a heavy fine with no chance of a peel. (RJ Currie)Federal agents want to take more wood from the Gibson guitar company. Their heavy handed efforts have struck a wrong chord with the company which is getting amped up because they feel they are being picked on. (Jim Barach)It's been a rough week. It started with "Dancing with the Stars". Hope Solo, Chynna Phillips and Kristin Cavallari are all right there, and Nancy Grace is the one who has the wardrobe malfunction. OK, OK, yes, it could have been Chaz Bono. (Tim Hunter)Since October is National Vegetarian Month, I pledge to stop watching presidential candidate debates since the participants are full of bull. (Nancy Jo Perdue)A survey says that one in three CEOs expect to start hiring in the next six months. Not in their companies, just their personal chefs, valets and chauffeurs. (Jim Barach)REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES & DEBATESDid you see the Republican debate last night? It was brought to you by FOX and Google. I think that makes sense that they were working together because Google is what people go to, to fact check the bullshit that comes out of FOX. (Bill Maher)Since the debate was in Florida, it was tough to get an audience, because that's the time "Wheel of Fortune" is on. (Jay Leno)Herman Cain won the Republican straw poll in Florida. Cain has had more wins in Florida this year than the Miami Dolphins. (Jay Leno)Mitt Romney says he wants Sarah Palin to run for president to make the race "more exciting." Although with Mitt Romney running, even Al Gore on Ambien would make the race more exciting. (Jimmy Fallon)Quote from Mitt Romney today "We ought to provide help to the people who have been hurt most by the Obama economy. And that's the middle class, It's not those at the very low end; it's certainly not those at the very high end. It's for the great middle class — the 80 to 90 percent of us in this country." As Tonto said "Who's 'we', white man?" (Janice Hough)Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry today blasted President Obama's decision to kill a terrorist in Yemen: "There are plenty of perfectly good people to execute right here in America." (Andy Borowitz)Rick Perry did look dumb. I'm beginning to think that "Texas Miracle" was him getting out of high school. (Bill Maher)Rick Perry did so badly at the last debate, that President Obama turned to Michelle and said, "Honey, you can stop packing." (David Letterman)Perry sounded like a sixth grader who didn't do the reading – garbled syntax, messing up simple facts, sentences that went nowhere. Sarah Palin was watching and she said, 'If only he was black, I'd f**k him. (Bill Maher)President Obama is criticizing Rick Perry for denying global warming. Can understand why Rick Perry doesn't take global warming seriously. As governor of Texas, he's probably fried more people than global warming all put together. (Jay Leno)Perry said he didn't do well because he was exhausted. Sure, he's exhausted from executing all those people. (David Letterman)Larry Flynt is offering $1 million if someone came up with proof that Rick Perry had an illicit sexual liaison. But I say, Larry, really we don't have to do that. We already came up with a way to embarrass Rick Perry. It's called debates. (Bill Maher)Hustler's Larry Flynt offered a million dollar reward to anybody who can prove they had an illicit sexual relationship with Rick Perry. It's a service to the country. By now it's a proven fact that the U.S. economy does better when we have a president with sex scandals. (Argus Hamilton)Rick Perry says fellow conservatives 'have no heart', admits he has no brains, looks for someone with no courage to join Dorothy to find the Wizard. (Mario Mariotti)Mitt Romney came to New York to meet with Donald Trump. First thing, Trump asked to see Romney's birth certificate, and then they got down to business. (David Letterman)Herman Cain won a GOP straw poll in Florida Saturday as Mitt Romney won the GOP straw poll in Michigan. Ron Paul won the GOP straw poll in California. Nothing's going to be decided till they all ride a horse and we see which one looks most like Ronald Reagan. (Argus Hamilton)If you're keeping score at home, they have now applauded executions at the Republican debate, they have cheered letting an uninsured man die, and they booed an active duty U. S. serviceman for being gay. I don't know how you get to the right with this crowd but Ron Paul's new campaign ad is just the Rodney King beating to the sound of children laughing." (Bill Maher)Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul is condemning the Obama administration for killing an American born al-Qaida operative without a trial. Paul, says the killing of Anwar al-Awlaki on Yemeni soil amounts to an "assassination." Paul warned the American people not to casually accept such violence against U.S. citizens, even those with strong ties to terrorism. (Steve Peoples)Newt Gingrich suggests, "Marriage is between a man and woman, It has been for all of recorded history and I think this is a temporary aberration that will dissipate." Gingrich is himself an expert on the institution of marriage and its history. He is now on his third marriage, and he originally began seeing his current wife Callista by having an affair during his second marriage -- at the same time as he was pursuing the impeachment of President Bill Clinton over the Monica Lewinsky scandal. (Erik Kleefeld)Gov. Chris Christie keeps saying he's not running for president. On the other hand, he would consider running for Santa. (David Letterman)Palin's doppelganger, Michele Bachmann, was asked at the debate about the HPV vaccine, which she said was potentially dangerous. She said, 'I didn't make that claim, nor did I make that statement. Which she obviously did, we have it. It's one thing to say you don't believe in evolution, you don't believe in global warming. But videotape? You gotta believe in video tape. (Bill Maher)You gotta love Sarah Palin. She is now on her website asking her idiot fan base for donations for her to help make a decision about whether or not to run. She wants money now for just thinking? What a grifter. (Bill Maher)ANDY ROONEYNinety-two year old Andy Rooney will bid his fans adieu on Sunday's edition of 60 Minutes after 1,096 "Visits From Andy Rooney" and three decades of complaining, kvetching, and harping about everything from gas prices to long lines at the DMV. Andy has been around for so long, when he was hired the stopwatch at the start of the show was a sun dial. No one can say he's not exiting stage right with class. He's donated his typewriter to the Smithsonian Museum and his eyebrows to Sy Sperling's Institute of Hair. (Bob Mills)This Sunday will mark the final appearance of "A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney." The 92 year-old commentator is retiring after appearing on the show since 1968 and doing over 1,000 shows, where he griped about every little annoyance from milk cartons to parking meters. Well, at least we finally know what the retirement age is at "60 Minutes." (Reeder & Ainsworth)Andy Rooney is stepping down from "60 Minutes." CBS announced that they'll be replacing him with Ashton Kutcher. Whoever they get to replace Andy will have some big eyebrows to fill. (Craig Ferguson)Andy Rooney will make his final appearance on CBS's "60 Minutes" show this Sunday. His eyebrows however plan to play Chewbacca in the stage version of "Star Wars". (Jerry Perisho)THE RED SOX & THE BRAVESThe Braves lost five in a row to end the season. Was this the worst week in Atlanta history not involving Sherman? (Janice Hough)Boston hasn't seen so much choking since Albert DeSalvo. (Marc Ragovin)The Boston Red Sox experienced the worst September fall in baseball history; some experts are calling it downright Rick Perry-like. To give you an idea how bad it is, even Chicago Cubs fans feel sorry for the Red Sox. (Alex Kaseberg)And in Boston, at least the Patriots can rest easy. Their blowing a 21-0 lead in the fourth quarter last Sunday will now never be the most talked about sports collapse in town. (Janice Hough)Q: What fashion accessory figures to be this holiday season's most popular gag gift? A: Braves and Red Sox chokers. (Dwight Perry)Many are wondering if it was God's will that the Rays and Cardinals ended up in the playoffs. And God has allegedly replied "Don't pin this on me, I'm still trying to replace Peyton Manning on my fantasy football teams." (Janice Hough)PRESIDENT OBAMAA new poll says if he were a CEO, President Obama would be fired. Obama says he's okay with that as long as he gets the customary $100 million severance package. (Jake Novak)Pres. Obama's chief political advisor David Axelrod says Obama faces a "Titanic struggle" to get reelected. This fueled the rumor that Obama will dump Joe Biden and instead make his vice president Celine Dion.(Jerry Perisho)President Obama was heckled by a protestor who called him "The Antichrist." The protestor was detained, but released without being charged, and then later he was offered his own show on Fox News. (Jay Leno)Obama was heckled by someone who said, "Don't forget about medical marijuana." The Secret Service has narrowed the suspects down to everyone in L. A. (Conan O'Brien)Obama says he will be reforming "No Child Left Behind". That's not to be confused with Michelle Obama's childhood obesity campaign, "No Child Left With a Big Behind." (Jay Leno)Lady Gaga showed up at one of Pres. Obama's political fundraisers in the Silicon Valley. That's exciting, the most powerful person in the world meeting with the President. It cost $38,500 per couple to attend, or roughly what Lady Gaga pays her butcher to prepare her evening wear. (Jerry Perisho)If you donate $5 to President Obama's re-election fund, you have a chance to have dinner with him. The first lady will even come around and personally knock the dessert right out of your hand. (Jimmy Kimmel)President Obama was in San Diego and traffic was a huge mess. There was even a three-hour backup tunneling in from Mexico. (Jay Leno)THE CONGRESSThanks to a deal in Congress, there will be no government shutdown and there will be no need for emergency votes on the Jewish New Year of Rosh Hashanah. That means Jewish Congressman will be able to blow the shofar and Barney Frank will be able to blow the chauffeur. (Jake Novak)North Carolina Governor Bev Perdue says congressional elections should be suspended until the country gets back on track. A better idea would be to suspend their paychecks until they do something to fix the economy. (Jim Barach)House Republicans yesterday released their draft budget proposal for labor, health, and human service, which in one fell swoop revives the assault on all their favorite bugaboos, including Planned Parenthood, National Public Radio, the National Labor Relations Board, and President Obama's health care reform law. Perhaps most surprisingly for a party that claims to be focused on job creation, the GOP budget reduces funding for job training programs that give the unemployed the skills they need to find work in an ailing economy. The plan proposed by House Budget Committee Chairman Paul Ryan (R-WI) — and approved by almost the entire GOP caucus — gutted federal job training funding by nearly 50 percent. (Marie Diamond)THE STATESSo. Car. Deem. Gov. Bev Perdue suggested this week that Congress suspend its elections next year to concentrate on fixing the economy. While erdue claimed ishe was being sarcastic, Russ Limbaugh replied, "The next time they tell you how stupid Sarah Palin is or Michele Bachmann, just think back to this day and North Carolina Governor Beverly Perdue," (Rob Christensen & John Frank)Massachusetts has eliminated lifetime alimony requirements. So, if your spouse suddenly suggests you move to Boston, hire a private investigator. (Jake Novak)New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie vetoed a tax break for "Jersey Shore." The veto made Snooki so angry that she turned orange-red. (Conan O'Brien)4,200 California state prison inmates have been on a hunger strike since Monday. Now if they also take away their free cable TV and cell phones, they might find out what life is like for everyone in California who isn't in prison. (Jake Novak)An Indiana Republican state lawmaker reportedly arranged to meet a young man online and allegedly exposing himself when the pair subsequently met in person. E-mails suggest Republican Rep. Phillip Hinkle arranged to pay Kameryn Gibson up to $140 for "for a really good time." The Indianapolis Star published emails between Hinkle and Gibson detailing a plan for them to meet at a downtown Indianapolis hotel. The pair reportedly connected on Craigslist. Gibson indicated in a listing to which Hinkle responded that he is 20 years old. According to the Star, however, Gibson says he is actually just 18. Hinkle, who is 64 and was first elected in 2000, voted this spring for a constitutional gay marriage ban. (Huff Post)LOCAL NEWSPolice in Los Angeles are looking for vandals who broke into the Obama campaign office. They said it was probably done by someone who was angry at the president. Well, that narrows it down. (Craig Ferguson)Someone smashed the windows in President Obama's L. A. campaign office. And today, Joe Biden said it was likely the work of vandals, and definitely not someone who forgot their key and had to go to the bathroom. (Jimmy Fallon)Several officials at the L. A. Coliseum are accused of charging the taxpayers for thousands of dollars worth of unnecessary fillups for their cars. But the Coliseum workers say they needed the gas to help bring dozens of USC football players to and from all their court appearances. (Jake Novak)A man in California shot his neighbor after the neighbor refused to redirect spotlights that were shining into the shooter's master bedroom. It wasn't the lights that pushed the guy over the edge -- it was those hand shadows of bunnies while he was trying to make love to his wife. (Bob Mills)5000 Utahans who ran through Salt Lake City in their briefs, knickers and bras are claiming they smashed the old record of 550. But Guinness may dispute it because some of the men wore shirts. I have no idea what the over/under is on that. (RJ Currie)Salt Lake City had three thousand protesters run in their underwear to protest what they call Utah's uptight laws, The new bar law requiring a divider between bartender and customer was the last straw. You shouldn't have to write your drink order on a piece of paper and push it into the cracks of a wall and pray that your drink request is answered. (Argus Hamilton)Four Manhattan subway stations now offer commuters free wi-fi. Could cost more than it's worth, though. Anyone who would get on a New York subway with a $2500 Apple laptop without a couple of $100 an hour, Blackwater-trained bodyguards is asking for it. (Bob Mills)A Montgomery Alabama judge gives convicted defendants a choice of jail, a fine or a promise to attend church services every Sunday. He views it as an accurate test of what's more popular -- conjugal visits, Alexander Hamilton or Jesus. (Bob Mills)U.S. POLITICS &. POLITICIANSWhat if Herman Cain was the Republican nominee and the first name of the Democratic candidate was Abel. What if they were brothers and their parents names were Adam and Eve and what if they lived in Eden North Carolina. (Jeremy Alperin)The Tea Party plans to convene its own debt-reduction "super-committee" meeting prior to the GOP's. It will be held at a Miami Beach Denny's at the suggestion of Michelle Bachman. Denny's is so grateful, they named a new breakfast after her -- The "Grand Slam Thank You Ma'am." (Bob Mills)The Tea Party announced they will hold their own debt reduction super-committee meeting at a Denny's in Florida this week. They're setting a great example. The surest way to lower the national deficit is to have the whole country eat at Denny's before five o'clock. (Argus Hamilton)TAXESPresident Barack Obama has called for $1.5 trillion in tax increases primarily on the wealthy. When Donald Trump heard this, he got so upset he nearly fell off of his pure gold toilet. (Alex Kaseberg)BUSINESS & LABORHallmark is selling unemployment sympathy cards. The worst part is they are being used by bosses to give to workers instead of pink slips. (Jim Barach)Hallmark rolled out a line of layoff cards Monday which allows you to console family members and friends who have lost their jobs. The cards are written to be humorous but sales so far are low. Nobody wants the cards unless they're in the shape of a money-holder. (Argus Hamilton)Bank of America recently cut 30,000 jobs, today they announced a new monthly $5 fee for debit cards. If corporations really are people they are making a lot of folks' in-laws look pretty good. Bank of America once used the slogan "Bank of Opportunity." Now they are thinking of changing it to "Because we can." (Janice Hough)Bank of America is going to charge a $5 a month fee for customers who use their debit card. Even the airlines think that's going a bit too far. (Jim Barach)A factory in Americus, Georgia is making chopsticks and selling them to the Chinese. Taking coal to Newcastle, you say? Well, the Chinese have all of our money that pays for some of the tastiest food in the world. It's only fitting that we're allowed to help them eat it. (Bob Mills)A group of unpaid interns are suing a film company for not teaching them anything. The film company said they did teach them something: Show business is about screwing people over. (Conan O'Brien)CBS News has exposed several Indian tribes operating usurious loan companies online that are exempt from state or federal laws that control interest rates. Some loan contracts are so strict, they allow repayment only in rifles or firewater. (Bob Mills)The Census Bureau reports that 77% of commuters drive to work alone. Which is probably just as well. If they doubled up they'd have even more cash to squander on office collections for silly baby shower gifts, parties for retirees who'd rather just leave, and football pools that only the jocks in Shipping & Receiving ever win. (Bob Mills)The Friendly's restaurant chain may file for bankruptcy. It turns out serving only oversized burgers and ice cream sundaes kills profits faster than it kills people. (Jake Novak)SONY wants movie theaters to pay for 3D glasses for moviegoers. Apparently they don't want to cover the extra fifty cent cost per pair of glasses. Although they have no problem jacking up the price two bucks when a movie is shown in 3D. (Jim Barach)TRANSPORTATIONGerman scientists in Berlin have developed an automobile that operates itself without the aid of a human driver. Unfortunately, it quickly seems top adapt the bad habits of its owner. Already, one was pulled over and arrested for driving under the influence of WD-40. (Bob Mills)A committee says the government should help airlines pay for new equipment for improvements for air traffic controllers. If they want to improve air traffic controllers' performance, how much can a few alarm clocks cost? (Jim Barach)Leisha Hailey, who starred on the Showtime series The L Word, says that she and her girlfriend were escorted off of a Southwest flight for kissing each other. What made it worse is that from the jet to the terminal, there were three stops. (Tim Hunter)The first long-awaited Dreamliner has rolled off the Boeing assembly line, destined to join the fleet of All Nippon Airlines. The new aircraft features space-age technology and a completely re-configured cockpit with a tube that the pilot blows into and if he's not sober, the thing won't start. (Bob Mills)A woman airline passenger is suing Homeland Security because her Afro was searched at the Atlanta Airport. Their own fault. She probably wouldn't have objected if they hadn't used a pitchfork. (Bob Mills)CRIME & PUNISHMENTThe trial of Michael Jackson's physician, Dr. Conrad Murray, opened in Los Angeles Tuesday. Construction workers do not yet have the circus tent over the Criminal Courts Building. (Jerry Perisho)A Connecticut man was given probation for lewd acts because he blamed them on Viagra; he's lucky, otherwise he was facing a stiff sentence. (Alex Kaseberg)A couple on vacation in Colorado claimed they had no idea where $10 million worth of cocaine found in their rental car during a routine traffic stop came from. The name alone should have raised some suspicion -- "Across the Alley From the Alamo Car Rental"? (Bob Mills)A Wisconsin cemetery worker has been charged with stealing a guitar from a casket. Apparently the deceased was looking for an audition with the Grateful Dead, (Jim Barach)NASA & SPACEA defunct 6-and-a-half-ton climate satellite is scheduled to crash into Earth on Friday, though scientists can't tell exactly when or where just yet. I'm more concerned with that humongous scale they used to weigh the six-and-a-half-ton satellite. When that scale comes down we're going to be in a heap of trouble. (Panama Dan/The Onion)N.A.S.A. says they may never know where the satellite that crashed this week landed. They're planning to wait until it shows up on eBay. (Jay Leno)UNITED NATIONS & WORLD COURTPresident Obama addressed the U.N. General Assembly in New York Thursday where he assured the world that the U.S. remains strong. He began the speech by declaring that the U.S. dollar is sound. It always helps to get the crowd on your side by opening with a joke. (Argus Hamilton)The International Labor Organization says the global economy is facing a major jobs shortfall. Don't blame us, we've been sending you our jobs for the last 20 years. (Jay Leno)CANADAAccording to a new study, up to 25% of Canadians admit to looking online when what they are getting from their spouse isn't enough. The rest watch boxing. (RJ Currie)MEXICOThe Mexican peso hit its lowest point since March of 2009. In fact, things got so bad, it was seen leaving a bar with the American dollar. (Jimmy Fallon)GREAT BRITAINBritain is waging war on litter in London for the 2012 Olympics with new garbage cans that say thank you or sing when rubbish is put in. Think of it as trash talking. (RJ Currie)EUROPERussia's finance minister Alexei Kudrin suddenly resigned Monday. Kudrin said he'd watched Sarah Palin do the same thing; he can see Alaska from his front porch. (Jerry Perisho)A Turkish morgue has reportedly installed motion-detecting alarms in hopes of seeing the dead coming back to life. In a related story, motion detectors were just removed from the Red Sox locker room. (RJ Currie)THE MIDDLE EASTA Saudi court sentenced a woman to ten lashes for driving a car without government permission. They have given her permission to text while being lashed.(Jerry Perisho)Starting in 2015, women in Saudi Arabia will be allowed to run for office. Of course, if you're caught voting for them, you'll get s
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China said it wants to strengthen ties with North Korea, its isolated neighbor under U.N. sanctions for its nuclear weapons program, which is due to hold a massive military parade in the capital on Saturday to mark the 70th anniversary of its ruling Workers' Party. In a letter delivered by Liu Yunshan, the most senior Chinese official to visit Pyongyang since leader Kim Jong Un came to power following his father's death in 2011, Chinese leader Xi Jinping said China attached vital importance to its relationship with North Korea, China's official Xinhua news agency said late on Friday.
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Jacob deGrom struck out 13 over seven scoreless innings in his postseason debut and Daniel Murphy homered off a star-crossed Clayton Kershaw to help the New York Mets defeat the Los Angeles Dodgers 3-1 on Friday night for a 1-0 lead in their NL Division Series.
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Patient Comments: Dialysis - Experience
Please describe your experience with Dialysis.
Comment from: Seajay, 75 or over Female (Patient) Published: March 31
During dialysis I passed out. They took too much fluid off of me according to the doctor. I nearly always get cramps. My blood pressure drops drastically, 88/44 for example. That makes me shaky and dizzy, plus I feel terrible. It usually goes back to normal the next day. Blood pressure drops when I have a bowel movement also.
Comment from: lizzyroo, 75 or over Female (Caregiver) Published: October 31
My mother was on hemodialysis for 13 years. She was in her late 60s when she got diagnosed. We knew nothing about kidney failure. She was sick for a week, then she went to the hospital, stayed for a week and then we were told she would have to start dialysis the following week. She had a positive attitude from the beginning. That makes a difference because there are a lot of things that must be followed in order for you to stay healthy during your treatments. For an older person I think hemodialysis is best. My mom did great as she progressed with her treatments. She was even able to drive herself to and from the treatments for a while. I was there to support throughout the whole process. Family support means a whole lot also.
Comment from: Maureen, 55-64 Female (Patient) Published: November 17
I just had my second kidney out two weeks ago and am on my 4th dialysis. But I am have a reaction that makes me really pale, I'm breathing funny and can't keep still. I feel weak and feel like I'm dying. I can't lie still. I don't know what is wrong with me.
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This document discusses a software-defined approach to network traffic monitoring and visibility: a packet-broker solution. The solution uses Cisco Nexus® Data Broker software and Cisco Nexus switches. This approach extends the use of Cisco Nexus 3000 and 9000 Series Switches, using them to provide full-function network traffic monitoring without the limitations observed in some conventional approaches that exist today.
Visibility into application traffic has traditionally been important for infrastructure operations to maintain security, resolve problems, and perform resource planning. Now, however, as a result of technological advances and the ubiquity of the Internet, organizations increasingly are seeking not just visibility. They also want real-time feedback about their business systems to more effectively engage their customers. In addition, with the rapid evolution of cloud-based technologies, they also have a strong need for scalable and cost-effective network traffic aggregation and monitoring solutions.
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To understand the need for matrix switches, consider some of the methods commonly deployed in the data center to monitor network traffic and flows.
For a long time, hubs were used for network monitoring in the Ethernet segment. The use of hubs to monitor network data traffic presents numerous fundamental problems. The most notable problem is that hubs forward all traffic on all ports to all other ports. Hubs also increase the total size of the collision domain, preventing the network from operating efficiently. In contrast, a network switch reduces this domain by learning MAC addresses connected to each physical interface and therefore can forward traffic destined for each of those ports respectively. The end nodes connected to the switch do not all see all traffic on other devices, and they each receive only the frames that they are intended to receive. In general, hubs support only half-duplex and 10- and 100-Mbps transfer speeds.
Cisco Switched Port Analyzer
The Cisco® Switched Port Analyzer (SPAN) feature was introduced on switches to address the fundamental difference between switches and hubs. When a hub receives a packet on one port, the hub sends a copy of that packet from all ports except the one on which the hub received the packet. The switch builds a Layer 2 forwarding table on the basis of the source MAC addresses of the various packets that the switch receives. After this forwarding table is built, the switch forwards traffic destined for a MAC address directly to the corresponding port. To be able to monitor traffic on the switches, the SPAN feature is needed (Figure 1).
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● Egress traffic: Traffic that leaves the switch
● Source (SPAN) port: A port that is monitored with the SPAN feature
● Source (SPAN) VLAN: A VLAN whose traffic is monitored with the SPAN feature
● Destination (SPAN) port: A port that monitors source ports, usually ports with a sniffer connected
SPAN, however, also has limitations. In most common hardware switching architectures that exist today, a single application-specific integrated circuit (ASIC), or multiple ASICs grouped together to build a switching fabric, forwards packets at the hardware level, and very little data-plane information is sent to the CPU. Even modular chassis today have adopted the distributed forwarding model; however, when the software needs to tell the hardware to duplicate and redirect packets as in the case of SPAN, that process consumes additional CPU cycles. As a result, the number of SPAN and port monitoring sessions that can be configured on the switch is limited. Numerous factors affect network device performance when using SPAN:
● Process of sending packets to the CPU and forwarding them to their destinations
● Basic monitoring of the interface
● Volume of SPAN traffic (even more crucial on a 10 Gigabit Ethernet network)
Network Taps
Another method of packet monitoring uses physical hardware taps. These network taps can be extremely useful in monitoring traffic because they provide direct inline access to data flowing through the network. In many cases, it is desirable for a third party to monitor the traffic between two points in the network. If the network between points A and B consists of a physical cable, a network tap may be the best way to accomplish this monitoring. The network tap has at least three ports: an A port, a B port, and a monitor port. A tap inserted between the A and B ports passes all traffic through unimpeded, but it also copies that same data to its monitor port, enabling a third party to listen (Figure 2).
Taps have many benefits:
● They can handle full-duplex data transmission.
● They are unobtrusive and cannot be detected by the network, and they do not use physical or logical addressing.
● Some support full inline power with the capability to build a distributed tap.
Whether you are trying to gain visibility into the server-to-server data communication at the edge or virtual edge of your network or to provide a copy of traffic to the intrusion prevention system (IPS) appliance at the Internet edge of your network, you can use network taps nearly anywhere in the environment. However, this deployment can add significant costs and operation complexities, introducing cabling challenges in a large-scale environment.
The Solution: Cisco Nexus Data Broker
The traditional approach to traffic-monitoring and troubleshooting tasks in the data center is to use purpose-built matrix switches that can aggregate multiple network taps and SPAN and also connect to multiple systems for security, compliance, and application performance monitoring. The traditional approach poses three primary challenges:
● The approach is too expensive to scale the visibility to meet today's business requirements.
● The purpose-built switches are statically programmed with predetermined filtering and forwarding rules, so they cannot act in an event-based way to provide traffic visibility in real time.
● Support for interconnection of multiple switches for a scalable deployment that meets the needs of your data center architecture is limited.
Using Cisco Nexus Data Broker, Cisco's approach replaces the purpose-built matrix switches with one or more Cisco Nexus 3000 or 9000 Series Switches. The traffic is tapped into this bank of switches in the same manner as in a matrix network. However, with Cisco Nexus Data Broker, you can interconnect these Cisco Nexus switches to build a scalable network tap and SPAN aggregation infrastructure. You also can combine tap and SPAN sources to bring the copy of the production traffic to this infrastructure. In addition, you can distribute the tap and SPAN sources and traffic monitoring and analysis tools across multiple Cisco Nexus switches.
In Figure 3, the Cisco Nexus switches are connected to various points in the network at which packet monitoring is advantageous. From each network element, SPAN ports or optical taps can be used to send traffic flows directly to this matrix switch. The matrix switch itself is directly connected to all the tools used to monitor the events in the network fabric. These monitoring devices include application analysis tools, security intrusion detection systems (IDSs), recording devices, and packet-sniffer tools.
The Cisco Nexus Data Broker application discovers the tap and SPAN aggregation network topology and maintains the state of this network. It also maintains the mapping information of the monitoring tools connected to the Cisco Nexus switch and port.
Using Cisco Nexus Data Broker, the network administrator can aggregate the tap and SPAN traffic from multiple input sources, replicate this traffic, and forward the traffic to multiple monitoring tools, which may be connected to different Cisco Nexus switches. Also, the network administrator can filter traffic based on Layer 1 through Layer 4 header information and forward the traffic to multiple monitoring tools.
These functions allow you to build a fully distributed traffic-monitoring network that works as one logical device, with the capability to change the filtering and forwarding rules dynamically. Additionally, because Cisco Nexus Data Broker provides a Representational State Transfer (REST) interface, network operators can write applications to detect and capture unique traffic according to administrative requirements or traffic-monitoring needs. This solution thus allows unique and important traffic patterns to flow directly to the analysis tools in real time. With the elasticity and ease of use of the complete monitoring solution, the data broker application can provide greater business agility through a cost-effective and scalable approach for traffic monitoring.
All these features can be very attractive to organizations that have or require some type of monitoring solution today. Table 1 provides a summary of the Cisco Nexus Data Broker functions.
Table 1. Cisco Nexus Data Broker Functions
Supported topology for tap and SPAN aggregation network
● Cisco Nexus Data Broker software discovers the Cisco Nexus switches and associated topology for tap and SPAN aggregation.
● The software allows you to configure ports as monitoring tool ports or input tap and SPAN ports.
● You can set end-device names for easy identification in the topology.
Support for IEEE 802.1ad QinQ to tag input source tap and SPAN port
● You can tag traffic with a VLAN for each input tap or SPAN port.
● QinQ support in edge tap and SPAN ports allows you to uniquely identify the source of traffic and preserve production VLAN information.
Symmetric hashing or symmetric load balancing*
● You can configure hashing based on Layer 3 (IP address) or Layer 3 plus Layer 4 (protocol ports) to load balance the traffic across a PortChannel link.
● You can spread the traffic across multiple tool instances to support high traffic volume.
Rules for matching monitored traffic
● You can match traffic based on Layer 1 through Layer 4 criteria.
● You can configure the software to send only the required traffic to the monitoring tools without flooding the tools with unnecessary traffic.
● You can configure actions to set the VLAN ID for the matched traffic.
Traffic replication and forwarding
● You can configure the software to aggregate traffic from multiple input tap and SPAN ports that can be spread across multiple Cisco Nexus switches.
● You can replicate and forward traffic to multiple monitoring tools that can be connected across multiple Cisco Nexus switches.
● This solution is the only one currently available that supports any-to-many forwarding across a topology.
Time stamping**
● You can time-stamp a packet at ingress using the Precision Time Protocol (PTP; IEEE 1588), thereby providing nanosecond accuracy. You can use this capability to monitor critical transactions and archive data for regulatory compliance and advanced troubleshooting.
Packet truncation**
● You can configure the software to truncate a packet beyond a specified number of bytes.
● The minimum packet size is 64 bytes.
● You can retain a header for only analysis and troubleshooting.
● You can configure the software to discard the payload for security or compliance reasons.
Response to changes in the tap and SPAN aggregation network states
● You can monitor and keep track of changes in the network condition.
● You can configure the software to respond to link or node failures by automatically reprogramming the flows through an alternative path.
End-to-end path visibility
● For each traffic-forwarding rule, the solution provides complete end-to-end path visibility all the way from source ports to the monitoring tools, including the path through the network.
Management for multiple disjointed monitoring networks
● You can manage multiple independent traffic monitoring networks, which may be disjointed, using the same Cisco Nexus Data Broker instance. For example, if you have five data centers and you want to deploy an independent monitoring network for each data center, you can manage all five independent deployments using a single data broker instance by creating a logical partition (network slice) for each monitoring network.
Role-based access control (RBAC)
● Application access can be integrated with the organization's authentication, authorization, and accounting (AAA) server for both authentication and authorization.
● You can create port groups and associate them with specific user roles.
● You can assign users to specific roles and port groups. Users can manage only those ports to which they are assigned.
Cisco's solution also provides various access mechanisms to the Cisco Nexus Data Broker functions:
● Web-based GUI for all configuration and user management (Figure 4)
● Robust REST API for programmatic access to functions and enablement of event-directed filtering and forwarding (Figure 5)
Cisco Nexus Data Broker Embedded Option
To reduce the overhead involved in deploying the traffic-monitoring solution and to keep the process simple when customers want to deploy the solution using a single switch (Cisco Nexus 3000 or 3500 Series or 3100 platform switch), you can use the data broker's embedded option, which allows you to run the software on the Cisco Nexus 3000 or 3500 Series or 3100 platform Linux container without any need for a separate virtual machine (Figure 6). This option provides a special open virtual appliance (OVA); the OVA needs to be deployed on the Cisco Nexus switch and activated. This option also includes all the features of the application except:
● You can use it to manage flows only on the switch on which the Embedded OVA is deployed.
● You can deploy only one instance in each switch (high-availability configuration is not supported).
Device Support Matrix for Cisco Nexus Data Broker
Table 2 lists the Cisco Nexus switches that support Cisco Nexus Data Broker.
Table 2. Cisco Nexus Data Broker Device Support Matrix
Device Model
Cisco Nexus Data Broker Software
Deployment Mode Supported
Cisco Nexus 3000 Series
All Cisco Nexus Data Broker releases
Centralized and Embedded
Cisco Nexus 3100 platform
All Cisco Nexus Data Broker releases
Centralized and Embedded
Cisco Nexus 3500 Series
Cisco Nexus Data Broker 2.0 and later
Centralized and Embedded
Cisco Nexus 9300 platform
Cisco Nexus Data Broker 2.1
Centralized only
Cisco Nexus 9500 platform
Cisco Nexus Data Broker 2.1
Centralized only
Cisco Nexus Data Broker Features
Table 3 presents the main features of Cisco Nexus Data Broker.
Table 3. Cisco Nexus Data Broker Features
Cisco Nexus Data Broker software provides a web-based GUI for management of all configurations and functions. The GUI provides access features, including:
● Topology and device management and assignment of port type
● Mapping of the ports to the end monitoring or analysis tools
● Configuration of filters to match traffic according to business needs
● Set up of traffic flows from network-edge ports to tool-delivery ports
● Event logging and troubleshooting
● Flow and port statistics
● RBAC user and role management
Northbound API
Cisco Nexus Data Broker REST-based API provides access to all functions that can be performed through the GUI.
Port-type assignment
Ports must be designated as edge tap or SPAN (input) or delivery (output) ports to be used to configure network connections. This feature, in combination with RBAC, increases network security.
InterSwitch Link (ISL) discovery
ISLs are ports that interconnect two switches. These ISLs can use individual ports or PortChannels. These ISLs are automatically discovered by the data broker software, and the state of these ISLs is automatically maintained.
Traffic Delivery (Basic)
One-to-one connection
This connection type establishes a one-to-one connection from an edge-network port to a tool-delivery port across the network with no oversubscription.
One-to-many connection
This connection type establishes a one-to-many connection from an edge-network port to multiple tool-delivery ports.
Many-to-one connection
This connection type establishes a many-to-one connection from multiple edge-network ports to a single tool-delivery port.
Combination connection
One-to-one, one-to-many, and many-to-one connections can be established for different flows at the same time in the same monitored network.
Port-speed adaptation
One-to-one, one-to-many, and many-to-one connections can be established between ports with different speeds. For instance, a 40-Gbps (40G) port can deliver traffic to a 10-Gbps (10G) tool port to allow use of traditional tools over high-speed production network interfaces.
Symmetric load balancing
You can configure symmetric hashing based on Layer 3 (IP address) information or Layer 3 and Layer 4 (protocol and port) information to load-balance the traffic to multiple monitoring tools.
Failure resiliency
If a path fails, each flow is automatically rerouted to an alternative path by the controller. If rerouting is not possible, an event is logged.
Traffic Delivery (Advanced)
Packet filtering
Traffic forwarding is based on the full-flow specification, allowing detailed traffic filtering to limit the traffic to the delivery port to only the traffic that is strictly necessary.
VLAN tag rewrite
You can change the original VLAN tag from the edge port to the delivery port either through the filter mechanism or by tagging at the edge port.
VLAN tag insertion
You can add a VLAN tag to the original packet to be delivered to allow a tool to identify the origin of the traffic.
QinQ support
If the packet is already tagged, Cisco Nexus Data Broker software can add a second tag that allows you to preserve the original tag information and also identify the edge tap or SPAN port from which the traffic is received.
Time stamping
You can configure the software to time-stamp packets using PTP with nanosecond accuracy for compliance, troubleshooting, or application-performance management.
Packet truncation
You can strip packet payloads for security and compliance purposes. The minimum packet length is 64 bytes, and you can specify the number of bytes to be retained. The packet payload is then truncated beyond the specified byte size and delivered to the monitoring tools.
Network Design
Multilevel design
Cisco Nexus Data Broker software can support multiple Cisco Nexus switches connected in any topology. Analysis and monitoring devices can be connected anywhere in the topology. Typical tapping network architectures follow:
● Two - or three-level networks (edge, distribution layer [optional], and core) in which the delivery ports are connected to the core switches
● Nonblocking leaf-and-spine architectures, in which both the edge and the delivery ports are connected to the leaf switches
Loop prevention
Built-in logic prevents creation of network loops. This feature supports one-to-one, one-to-many, many-to-one, and any-to-many replication and redirection policies.
Cisco Nexus Data Broker can support up to 100 switches and 4000 edge and delivery ports per instance.
High availability
Cisco Nexus Data Broker supports high availability through active-active clustering. Using the current release, up to five instances can be part of the same cluster.
Security and Operations
Each port can be exclusively assigned to one or more user groups.
Cisco Nexus Data Broker provides system logs as well as user audit logs. In addition, it supports different logging levels depending on administrator needs.
Path rerouting to guarantee delivery
If traffic is critical, data loss can impair compliance. In this case, if a network link or node failure occurs, the data flow is automatically rerouted using an alternative network path to prevent data loss and to meet compliance requirements.
System Requirements
Cisco Nexus Data Broker software
The minimum system requirements are:
● 64-bit Linux OS (Fedora, Ubuntu, or Red Hat)
● 8 GB of RAM, 6-core CPU, and 40 GB of free space in the partition in which the controller will be installed
● Java Release 1.8.0_45 or later recommended
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For more information, see the Cisco Nexus Data Broker webpage: http://www.cisco.com/go/nexusdatabroker
Cisco Nexus Data Broker configuration guide: http://www.cisco.com/c/en/us/support/cloud-systems-management/nexus-data-broker/products-installation-and-configuration-guides-list.html
Cisco Nexus Data Broker Quick Start Implementation guides:
Centralized: http://www.cisco.com/c/en/us/products/collateral/cloud-systems-management/nexus-data-broker/guide-c07-731460.html
Embedded: http://www.cisco.com/c/en/us/products/collateral/cloud-systems-management/nexus-data-broker/guide-c07-733478.html


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Audiofly AF120 In-Ear Headphones
"Introduction Over the past year, Audiofly released their "Performance" range of IEMs, designed by musicians as stage monitors. A while back I had a chance to sample the top of the range AF180 and was extremely impressed by how musical and how detailed they were. They were a serious step up from their Premium range (I absolutely hated the AF56 in particular). Therefore, when I had the chance to..." --Woodhouse
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"My first quality IEM purchase was the Hifiman RE-400 when they first came out. I was used to low end Skullcandy sets at the time, and I really wanted to see what "reference sound" sounded like for a reasonable price of under $100. At the time, I felt anything above that price was absurd for me to purchase. From the first listen, the RE-400 showed me what quality sounded like. I was..." --bhazard
Audiofly AF56
"full review here: http://www.head-fi.org/t/689006/review-audiofly-af56 The earphones were given about 40 hrs. The AF56 are not just an improvement over the AF45 in design and comfort, but also, and mainly, in Sound. They offer a much bigger and very lively sound with better overall balance. Not unlike the AF45 model, the bass is very dominating. But..." --Zelda
Audiofly AF140 In-Ear Headphones (Gray)
"Before I get started, I'd like to thank the team at Audiofly and Billy from Noisy Motel for making this tour possible. I know that the AF140s have received some criticism so far which is always a risk during a tour, but I tend to agree with @djvkool's rating of the AF140s and honestly believe that the criticism from others is misplaced and a result of personal tastes (which we are all..." --Loquah
AudioFly AF180 In-Ear Monitors
"Audiofly has made the most comfortable IEMs that I've placed in my ears. They are probably the easiest to insert as well. I was ready to plunk down the cash and go the custom route, but these have changed my mind. The manufacturer was kind enough to include Comply brand tips in their packaging, which certainly entirely alleviates feeling of having foreign bodies in my in my ears. I've easily..." --hardbop
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I have a 1998 Dodge series 3500 pickup truck with a V-10 engine. The truck ran perfect until I let a friend use it. The bottom rad hose fell off, I replaced it and the truck ran fine. I put over 1500 miles on it in 3 days towing a trailer up and down the mountains of Pa with no problems. My friend used it again and only went 10 miles and the bottom hose came off again, only this time the truck will not start at all. It'll turn over, but won't start. Another friend of mine stated that a Dodge p/u has a shut down sensor on it somewhere that'll keep the engine from blowing up in case of overheats. 1). Where is the sensor (if so equipped), 2). How can I by-pass it in order to start the truck and bring it home after I fix the hose problem?
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P.S, The rad is only 2 yrs old. New hoses and clamps were installed at the time also.
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P.S, The rad is only 2 yrs old. New hoses and clamps were installed at the time also.
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I need an intelligent answer, not a smart-assed response to my inquiry.
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Punk's not dead. Punk's not dead. I can't say it enough. Icky & the Yuks, local purveyors of the old brand of punk rock that got the genre kicking decades ago, celebrate the release of their second CD, Same Shit, Different Day. The release party, which will be held at the Launchpad on Saturday, May 8, at 8 p.m., will also serve as a tour kickoff party (the tour will begin on May 12, and hit cities such as San Francisco, Long Beach, San Diego, Los Angeles and Phoenix). The evening will include performances by Albuquerque's best hard rock and punk bands—including Beefcake in Chains, Fivehundred, Black Maria, Dead on Point 5, The United, Coke is Better with Bourbon. CDs will cost $5, and a $5 cover will be charged at the door. Same Shit is faster and harder that the group's first CD, and includes some of the same songs—but now they're studio versions. Singer/screamer Richard Trott readily admits: "It's a great sounding record." For more Icky information, visit www.ickyandtheyuks.com. ... The First Annual New Mexico Music Festival will be held at EXPO New Mexico (New Mexico State Fairgrounds) on Saturday, May 8, Entertainment will be provided by musicians who reside in our great state: Robby "Jude," Street Scene, Crystal Renee, Mike & the Wild Bunch, Agua Negra, Juntos Unidos, Amber Anaya, Jerome Grant and many others. Tickets cost $15 a pair in advance and $10 each at the door. Children under 10 get in free. Tickets are available by calling J.R. "Juice" Padilla at 463-4314.
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As with artists of any medium, musicians are sometimes faced with critics who call their latest works "departures" and "evolutions." Most often, such words are used to convey shifts in sound, direction and perspective, and occasionally lead to exclamations that the work in question may in fact be the artist's "best to date." Usually, works that inspire such description are indeed remarkable, but the problem for critics is often one of being so thoroughly blind sided by a specific work that more analytical words simply don't come to the fore of their weird writers' brains. Such is the case, as you may have guessed, with Cosy Sheridan's latest release, The Pomegranate Seed.
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By Divine Right are Canada's answer to Ohio's Guided By Voices, both in terms of having a former band member roster well into double digits and that kind of vaguely psychedelic power pop that can make you downright ecstatic. Jose Contreras, BDR's lone remaining founding member, writes with a Pollard-like grasp of imagery and Wayne Coyne's sense of slippery little melodies that work their way into your psyche and refuse to leave, leading you instead on a blissful ride through kaleidoscopic pop. Sweet Confusion is BDR's best effort to date. Buy it and fall instantly in love.
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Pianist Myra Melford, a Guggenheim fellow who specializes in cross-genre, postmodern musical deconstruction, performs with her ensemble Snowy Egret at Outpost Performance Space on Friday, Oct. 16. Basing her work in a plethora of quintessential artistic experiences that encompasses everyone and everything from Rumi to Japanese Butoh and Meso-American Indigenous traditions, Melford brings a deft touch to her dream-like musical explorations. She'll be in the company of instrumentalists Ron Miles on trumpet, guitarist Liberty Ellman, bassist Stomu Takeishi and drummer Tyshawn Sorey. Together they'll perform work both translucent and opaque as they transport listeners to a world without sonic boundaries. Tickets range from $15-20 for this transcendent trip.
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Well my apologies then for classing being young as a mere reason for being able to pull through quicker. It's easy to think something like that because one would often affiliate being young as being more stronger and have a better chance of recovering. I see it in media all the time or when I'm doing research on various illnesses, why do I do that? I'm not entirely sure really, I just look up all kinds of information up on an extreme variety of topics. I'm so used to this being the case because there have even been so many times where my grandparents have said they wish they could be young again specifically for these reasons, especially my grandmother because she didn't have all the health problems she has now at a much younger age. I'm sorry if I came across as being ignorant to the fact that young people can indeed be weak, it was just a first thought response you see. I'm sure you can understand that as well. I guess many people find comfort from feeling young and affiliating it with being energetic. Most of the time it is often regarded as a positive approach.
Anyway I've always said that age is just a number and word, no matter what this expression relates to. I still choose to believe you will manage given the correct support and medication. Having been worrying about my grandmother lately I'd rather just stay positive about everything.
Anyway you take good care of yourself and take it easy alright? I know you're not on much but I'd certainly enjoy doing something for you that makes you happy. As long as you're happy I am also.
Errmk, so before all the holly jolly shenanigans of the "about me" section I would like to say something; Scarlitdancer, or Kitty as I call her, is one of my dearest friends. I adore her and look up to her quite a bit. She's sweet, kind and amazing. I just wanted to let you all know about one of my closest friends. NOW ONWARD TO THE REST OF THIS!
Welcome to my profile.One of the first and foremost things you should know about me : I detest text speak / short hand, for those who don't know what that is [because yes, I have been asked what text speak and short hand is by people who use it.] text speak / short hand is as follows "u, r, ur, cuz, 2, 4, y, iz, dnt, wut, wat, cnt, c, hmu" and so on and so forth. I don't mind telling you what I think or if what you are doing is bothering me. I can be pretty pessimistic so if you're this big "optimist" it's probably not a good idea to talk with me x3.
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Foster homes are meant as temporary places of refuge until our dogs find permanent homes. When a family decides to keep the dog in their care, we lovingly refer to it as a "foster fail". But in Gator's case, it's hard to know what to call it. His foster home has become his forever home, for reasons both heartbreaking and uplifting.
When Tara welcomed 10-year-old Gator into her home in February, he had spent his life neglected and chained in a yard. Yet in true bully fashion, this beauty with the rakish black eye patch and open grin was a joyful, tail-wagging example of this most forgiving breed.
But soon Gator was at the vet's office after Tara spotted two worrisome black moles. Sadly, x-rays revealed a mass in his abdomen, while an ultrasound showed it was attached to his spleen. Surgery was not a good option for him given his age, the risks of surgery and metastatis, and the long and painful recovery that would result.
His prognosis? Months, weeks or days. "Knowing this," Tara says, "I came up with the idea of a bucket list. "
Why? "Because there was so much Gator had never experienced, so much living to do before the inevitable end. It just didn't seem fair! I wanted him to enjoy whatever time remained, to know how much he's been loved, and how worthy he was of having everything a dog should have."
The bucket list
1) Have a play date with best fur friends, Rolley and Maisy.
2) Get spoiled at Three Dog Bakery.
3) Have a birthday party with cake, presents and a piñata.
4) Chew apart some stuffies.5) Play in the ocean
6) Take a doggie road trip.
7) Eat a steak dinner.
8) Have a pizza party.
9) Take a family photo.
10) Hike at White Pine and Buntzen.
11) Chew a Grade-A antler.
12) Chew a yak cheese stick.
13) Have a "pup cone" at Rocky Point Park.
14) Devour a home-baked cake.
15) Go for a swim with the awesome folks at Waterworkz Paw Spa
16) Eat a cheeseburger.
"Gator's the perfect example of living in the moment," explains Tara. "It's so rewarding to see his wagging tail and warm, wide smile, and my son and I are so grateful to be sharing this adventure with him. He's so full of life and love. He doesn't know he's old and that he has cancer. He runs and plays like a puppy, and adores belly rubs and snuggles.
"His favourite place to snuggle is in my bed with his head on the pillow – I think he thinks he's a person. Despite his impossibly difficult life, he's as sweet as can be, and people are always stunned that a dog with such a brutal past can be this loving.
"Gator was meant to be ours to love and foster until he found his forever home. But now, we're his forever home, and my son and I wouldn't have it any other way. As we smother him with kisses and hugs, we take comfort in the fact that our precious Gator will know only love for the rest of his life."
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