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This Monthly Shipping List contains titles of New Hampshire publications accompanying this list (titles in bold print) and titles of New Hampshire publications sent to Depository Libraries in previous weekly shipments in this month.
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N.H. Administrative Services Department. Division of Personnel. Open recruitment for career opportunities in New Hampshire state government, August 4-18, 2008 (3 nos.); August 25, 2008 (1 no.). 2008. 331.124 N532 OCLC# 27037533
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I am sure many muslims have some point in there life been asked the question Why is the eating of pork forbidden in your religion?
Some brothers and sisters cannot give a reply good enough to convince the person asking the question that Pork really is not made for human consumption. Here is an article that might help.
Why Pork is Haram to eat?
There are many reasons as to why Pig meat is forbidden for human consumption. First simple reason is that in Islam you must always slaughter the animal from the neck this is for the benefit of the animal itself so the animal dies quick and less painfully, Pig however has no neck therefore Islamically it is impossible to slaughter a Pig even if it was Halal(permissable). There are many scientific reasons as to why Pork is not fit for human consumption:
Trichinosis, the most common infection in humans from pig meat, is a subtle killer. Trichinosis is the name of the disease that originated with the trichina worm, which is scientifically referred to as the trichinella spiralis.
Trichina is just one of the nineteen worms found in pigs, in addition to lice and several swine diseases such as, rickets, thumps, and mange.
The trichina worm is very simply -- deadly; and a thorough cooking of pig meat does not ensure its death.
In the March, 1950, issue of Reader's Digest, Laird S. Goldsborough writes, "In the pork which we Americans eat, there too often lurk myriads of baffling and sinister parasites. There are minute spiral worms which scientists call trichinella spiralis.â€, "...a single serving of infected pork -- or even a single mouthful, can kill, cripple or condemn the victim to a lifetime of aches and pains.â€
For this unique disease of trichinosis, there is no certain cure or drug to stop them... not even today.
Dr. Goldsborough's article went on to say, "In the flesh of a pig, the trichinae are often so minute, and so nearly transparent, that to find them, even with a microscope, is a task for expert scientific inspection. Remember this, when you see stamped on a pork product the words, "US Government inspected and passed", those words do not mean that any official inspection has been made as to whether this pork is trichinous or not. It only means it has merely passed the routine inspection given meat in general.â€
Dr. Maurice C. Hall as Chief of the Division of Zoology of the US Public Health Service commented, "It appears to be a legitimate demand that, when a man exchanges dollars for pork, he should not do it, on the basis that he may be purchasing his death warrant.â€
Senator Thomas C. Desmond, who served as chairman of the New York Trichinosis Commission stated, "Physicians have confused trichinosis with some 50 ailments, ranging from Typhoid Fever to Acute Alcoholism.†Continuing, he states, "That pain in your arm or leg may be arthritis or rheumatism, but it may be trichinosis. That pain in your back may mean a gall-bladder involvement, but it may mean trichinosis.â€
Releases from the Associated Press have shown the dangers of trichinosis from meat cooked in microwave ovens.
The Texas Department of Agriculture said, "Pork cooked in microwave ovens must be heated thoroughly and uniformly to 170 degrees Fahrenheit to destroy any trichinae, and other harmful micro-organisms that might be present.†In the Daily Column of the Abilene Reporter News, Dr. Lamb states, "Trichinosis is caused by little worms, and these parasites are in pork. Routine meat inspection doesn't always tell you that it is infected either. The skin tests that were tried, to detect infected pigs, haven't really been successful.â€
"The first stage of the trichinosis involvement is when the male and female worms unite in the intestine. The intestinal phase may cause diarrhea and digestive symptoms. The second phase is the migration of the larvae into the [blood] circulation and throughout the body, particularly causing little cysts inside the muscles. At this stage, there may be swelling around the eyes, muscle pain and fever.â€
It has been reported from a lab of one of our northern Universities that trichinae laden pig meat was heated to an unbelievably high temperature and then put under a microscope, to the amazement of the technicians, some worms were still alive and moving about.
The supposition that all of these worms can be killed in cooking is not to be relied upon!
The Barnyard Doctors, Drs. Hess and Clark of Ashland, Ohio, state, "The trichina worm is not the only parasite on the pig. There is a large round worm, the gullet worm, three kinds of stomach worm, a tiny hair worm, a hookworm, the thorn-headed worm, several species of nodular worms, one species of whip worm in the large intestine, and the kidney worm.â€
In another scientific laboratory, examinations were made on the joints of arthritic swine. The exact same formation and build-up of arthritic cells were found in the swine as is common in the arthritis of humans. Did the pigs get it from humans, or humans from the pig?
An article by Carlyle C. Douglas in Money's Worth, 1975, "Think twice before you eat pork. Pigs kill more Americans every year than traffic accidents, murderers and all other accidents combined. Even wartime enemies have been unable to kill as fast as our own docile, domestic beast. Guns and bombs have proven much less effective than the weapons carried by these hoofed and snouted killers. From farms and feedlots they stalk us, sniping with pork chops, sausages, hamburger (yes, not all of them are 100% beef), hot dogs, liver and bacon. The fatal wounds they inflict include coronary heart disease, arteriosclerosis, and colonic and rectal cancers.â€
"These are not the unsubstantiated claims of wild-eyed vegetarian fanatics, but the carefully considered conclusions of accredited medical scientists. While few have gone so far as to suggest that every pork roast and ham hock be stamped with the kind of warning that cigarette packages carry, a growing body of experts warn that in consuming more than 200 pounds of pork every year, the average American is eating himself to death.â€
The Arizona Republic, 7/27/81, reads, "300 suffer from food poisoning after dining on baked ham, candied yams and green peas at a Baptist conference banquet...â€
In Healthwise, 8/82, Volume 5, it is stated, "Trichinosis, a parasitic infestation resulting from eating pork, is estimated at 150,000 cases in the U.S.A each year. Many cases are serious. In some cases, trichinae spread throughout the body, even into the brain. When this occurs, victims may experience unusual drowsiness, clouded consciousness, convulsive seizures, weakness, and in some cases, paralysis or coma. Prevention is much surer than a cure. The Journal of the American Association points out that even smoked pork sausage can contain live trichinae cysts.â€
In the Saturday Evening Post, 7/8-82, in the article, "A Parasite Mysteryâ€, was a complete article showing the dangers of pork in human consumption. Here is a small portion of this article as follows:
"Trichinosis is generally believed to be a rarity. This view, though hallucinated, is not altogether without explanation. Outbreaks of trichinosis are seldom widely publicized. They are seldom even recognized. Trichinosis is the chameleon of diseases. Nearly all diseases are anonymous at onset, and many tend to resist identification until their grip is well established; but most can eventually be identified by patient scrutiny.
Trichinosis is occasionally impervious to bedside detection at any stage. Even blood counts sometimes inexplicably fail to reveal its presence at any stage in its development. As a diagnostic deadfall, it is practically unique.â€
"The number and variety of ailments with which it is more or less commonly confused approach the encyclopedic. They include arthritis, acute alcoholism, conjunctivitis, food poisoning, lead poisoning, heart disease, laryngitis, mumps, asthma, rheumatism, rheumatic fever, rheumatic myocarditis, gout, tuberculosis, angioneurotic edema, dermatomyositis, frontal sinusitis, influenza, nephritis, peptic ulcer, appendicitis, cholecystitis, malaria, scarlet fever, typhoid fever, paratyphoid fever, undulant fever, encephalitis, gastroenteritis, intercoastal neuritis, tetanus, pleurisy, colitis, meningitis, syphilis, typhus and cholera. It has even been mistaken for beriberi.â€
"With all the rich inducements to error, a sound diagnosis of trichinosis is rarely made, and the diagnostician cannot always take much credit for it.â€
Pork has fat building material:
Pork has very little muscle building material and contains excess of fat. This fat gets deposited in the vessels and can cause hypertension and heart attack.The primary purpose for us to eat meat is to get protein, Beef,Tuna,Chicken have more protein and less Fat than pork.
Pigs also eat human feaces and also there own which is a petri dish of bacteria among them E-coli which causes food poisoning and other serious illness'Even in developed countries its impractical to wach over every single pig to stop them from eating there feaces
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Many Americans are justifiably anxious about drone use by the federal government against the American people, but the New York-based Council on Foreign Relations says that concerns about citizen privacy are overblown. "While many are understandably anxious about the seemingly inevitable expansion of drones across the United States, I argue that many fears are either overblown or based on misperceptions," wrote Micah Zenko on the Council on Foreign Relations website June 21.
Zenko counsels that fears about armed drones in the United States are meritless: "Although variants of the Predator can be equipped to missiles, CBP drones will not bomb U.S. citizens." Although there are already some 64 Department of Defense drone bases located within the continental United States, there haven't yet been any cases of attacks within the United States. But like the Bush administration that preceded it, the Obama administration has classified the "war on terror" as a global war that includes land within the territorial United States. Moreover, some local police forces have already taken steps to arm their drones with non-lethal weapons — such as tear gas and stun weapons — for crowd control.
Zenko points the finger away from drones as a cause for fear. "Of greater concern are mobile Blackhawks, which are vastly more capable than their Predator cousins." Zenko wrote in a related article in Foreign Policy magazine. "Surveillance drones offer the CBP a number of advantages over manned aircraft, such as longer mission duration over remote areas, while providing near real-time imagery via video cameras and thermal infrared and synthetic aperture radars." But drones also don't have the on-the-scene personal decision-making ability that a live pilot has. Moreover, for a drone "pilot," there's more of a sense of playing a video game than using real violence.
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Switching JPanels with JButtons
I have a Java Project that I am working on but need some help with my jbuttons. I first made the project with jframes but that was a huge mistake. So, I switched to jpanels. I tried doing what I was doing with my jframes on the action listener because it worked but now it doesn't. The code was "btnStartGame.addActionListener(new java.awt.event.ActionListener() {
public void actionPerformed(java.awt.event.ActionEvent evt) {
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That said, here are a few examples of our literary aspirations:
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And I recalled what Wentworth told me during that rambling, crazy telephone conversation. Could it be that he wasn't so nuts after all? In the conversation, he had alluded to an elaborate conspiracy involving multi-colored iguanas, who somehow had gained intelligence and were planning a takeover of roadside barbeque chicken joints across the great plains of the US and Canada. I raised my eyebrow in alarm. Clearly, this miniature mechanical whore was sent by the iguanas to fuck my brains out and see what I knew about their nefarious plans.
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I was transformed into flame and transported in an instant to the center of the sun, where I was greeted by the entire cast of "Leave It to Beaver" wearing demon costumes. By now, I knew this was not a good sign. Ever since my illicit affair with June, I have been avoiding Ward like the plague, unable to look him in the eyes that now had a distinct reddish glow. He said, "Wentworth told us to expect you," and held out his hand. As his fingers began to grasp mine, the pupil of his left eye imploded, taking the rest of Ward with it to some other dimension. June shrieked with horror and began to claw at her own face and droplets of blood appeared on her apron.
I felt around in my pocket for the pomegranate seeds. I popped one into my mouth and sought out Wentworth's astral projection. It was time to see whose side he was really on.
In a flash I was back at home on my doorstep, holding my mail, and looking at a strange black briefcase at my feet. I rolled my eyes at the loop I seemed to be caught in, and was not a bit surprised that the lust goddess was humping my leg again, and was working her way up.
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Wentworth laughed, then replied, "Colonel you are just bitter that I have finally outfoxed your infamous fried chicken genius! Behold my formidable BBQ chicken Kung Fu powers! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!"
"How quickly you forget," I sighed. "You do not hold the power Wentworth. What if I was to make a sauce that would leave you drooling and a slave to my every whim?"
Wentworth just laughed again, pulled his fake fried chicken king routine, and threatened to have me deep-fried in batter if I didn't surrender the command codes giving him access to the huge underground complex where the Spicy Hoisin Sauce-o-Tron ray was being readied.
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SATURDAY, 9:00am
Under the table, Sparky was eagerly anticipating yet another tasty meat scrap. Unfortunately, little did he realize that beneath the tasty surface of his lumps of lard, there lurked a chewy inner core of despair. As he chewed, tears gushed fountain-like and streamed down into his hiccuping navel. Tiny geysers jumped and danced from his crater rhythmically.
His pal Buster had long ago come to terms with the bittersweet joy of lard lumps, and sought to comfort his friend with new oral sex techniques. As his tongue waggled teasingly against sparky's curled tail, fires of lust extinguished his sadness, and a huge ball of orange SweeTarts(tm) rose from the table, hovering like small gnats. Suddenly, they gathered into a tight column of citrus-y mas destruction! Sparky was unprepared for the incredible violence of the intrusion.
He grabbed Buster and begged him, "Please, Buster! You have to control my carnal desires! Now that sadness has fled from me, the telepathic power of my ancestors is taking over my hormones!"
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If Sparky thought he was aroused before, it couldn't compare to the skyrocketing paroxysms which began charging up his spine as the SweeTarts(tm) broke apart under Buster's oral assault. Chunks of pucker-inducing candy flew hither and thither with each chunk's sharp edges slashing through furniture and accessories.
Buster looked up, resting his traumatized tongue. "Your ancestors will never again be responsible for turning delicious candy into an instrument of death and destruction."
Sparky shuddered, aftershocks still rippling up his various concavities. He eyed the remains of the lard lumps with disdain. "Oh thank you Powdered Toast Man!"
Buster sighed. Sparky's visual systems were obviously still controlled by the candy. He unlimbered his next fabulous technique: The Anteater's Tongue.
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"Yippee!" cried Sparky. "I want to enact a proper finish to this psychotic episode!" He pushed Buster out from underneath the table and ran outside. "Forefathers, I curse thee and thy ravishing memory!" Then he went to Disneyland.
There he is, standing like a Greek god, peering through the window at the little naked old man. "Won't be long 'till i'm done yanking on your wife!" he cackled, grasping her ankles and throwing them back behind his muscular head.
The woman, panting, prodeeded to undulate wildly while emitting an irritating, high-pitched hum. Her circuits were malfunctioning.
"Damn, it smells like a short-circuit!" cursed the former presidential cybernetics advisor. "The processor must have gotten overloaded." He dropped her down the chute back behind his callous behind.
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"How many times do I have to slap this fish against my rosy ass before you arrest me?"
Suddenly, just when the Greek god was reaching into his dark, warm crevice, the little old man stroked his new wife's rosy cheek, weeping tears of extreme, tender desire, and the interloper ached to join in but was reluctant.
Steam began to billow, and a whistling erupted from his anus. Both men screamed like girls. The familliar odour of yesterday's lunch wafted into the room, and the interloper got over his aversion to predigested carbohydrate and grabbed a donut, stuffing it into his receptacle.
"Okay, we're done for today," sang the intercom. Darkness fell on all.
Martin was late for an important date with fate. The armoured car driver impatiently sucked his thumbs, among other protrusions, warts, boils ... and diverse other sucking related accessories. Marty eyed him warily, cleared his desk, and began cross-examination proceedings.
"Where were you on the night of January 23rd, 1993? No use in lying; we will not rest until you confess to spiking my cola with mint jujubes!"
The driver knew all about the delerium inducing properties of jujubes, but he wouldn't admit culpability under these circumstances. He spat profusely (and colourfully), "You Polish mango-eater! You goat-frotting spawn of Beelzebub! Muhahahaaa!" and abruptly fell unconscious, unaware until that moment, the thumbs he'd been slurping on were not his!
Marty leapt over his desk, gasping and snorting. He vowed he'd never drink Liquid Downy for breakfast again!
So he left, the memory haunting him still. Dark recolletions of hedonistic glories roamed his thoughts. He'd been at a community centre "rave" scoping the babes. Suddenly, he shuddered uncontrollably. The room slowly began to gyrate hypnotically and then dwindled into pulsing lights. Huge incandescent butterflies pirouetted enchantingly, arousing his inner insect. Like some grand, wild stag beetle his pincers grabbed onto someone.
"Eeek!" she yelped friskily.
"Whoa!" said Marty, "I feel peculiar."
"Isn't it GREAT?" giggled the she-insect. I just love this jujube batch." Smiling, she thrust her antennae down under his carapace.
He awoke many eons later. Vague remnants of clothing were dangling from the ceiling. Clutching his complaining bowels he teetered into the ... hang on ... where was he!?
Furtively tiptoe-ing across the slippery hardwood deck, Marty realized he was shirtless and Vaselined. Worse, teenage nymphettes adorned the deck, softly murmuring admiring approval. His member sprang reluctantly, despite the enormous temptation. He was spent, though. Totally drained. He promised himself never to ingest free candy again.
Remembering the incident, Marty winced noticeably as he raced headlong into his next amazing adventure. Ahead, a dimly pulsing light was beckoning him forth. Underneath it stood a stunning visage-covered small alien, resembling his uncle. But only slightly. Unleashing his semi-automatic passion, Marty screeched in incoherent rage. The alien recoiled with bemused hoots of derision.
Suddenly, a mighty stash of illicit substances emerged from the wall behind Marty. He flinched girlishly. "Eeek!" he squealed. "I shouldn't have started down this slippery, debauched path ... BUT IT'S FUN!!!"
So, the alien stuffed Marty with barbituates and benzedrine and lasd and unidentifiable insect byproducts and Cherry Jolt. With great aplomp, Marty donned his dancing tights. Giggling like a demented Tanzanian featherweight boxer, he rose majestically into the raucous morning. Shards of polyurethane patio furniture suddenly exploded soundlessly in his left peripheral vision.
Turning slowly upside down, Marty's mind struggled to remember where the heck he left his favourite comb. His hair was completely nukept and hung annoyingly above his nose, effectively blinding him. "Not again!" he ejaculated, flailing his arms hysterically about as if fending off small fighter planes.
The alien smirked. "Typical human behaviour" it wrote on its dayplanner with a peculiarly flamboyant flair.
"What amazing handwriting!" thought Marty lustfully. Perhaps there was a time, he too had felt the lure of jujubes. Firm, sculpted jujubes offered by strange herds of aliens whistling his name filled his imagination. He must stop!
Abruptly, Marty darted from the wall where he'd been grooming himself. Suspecting further motives behind this surprisingly robust drug-stuffed torment, Marty issued an ululating yodel and promptly donned lederhosen over the tights. This called for some serious polka! Good thing accordians were grwing from trees these days, for long ago, prophets had to harvest the rare beasts with ivory sickles imported from Paraguay. In secret rituals, Marty had learned the art of private investigation, which is irrelevant. However, with polka-ing intoxicated prophets teaching him, he'd acquired quite a skill at strutting his funky stuff with deadly accuracy and imagination.
His heel crushed like velvet through the alien's smug beery-eyed stare. It snarled menacingly and whispered invitingly, "Naughty human! I could have shown you erotic delights beyond human comprehension! But now, you really messed up! So I shall banish you unto my slave dungeon where numerous nymphettes will oil you, remove your garments, lick you clean, comb your hair until it shimmers lushly, before draining your willpower by emptyiing your wallet and eating the moss-like substance growing within."
Far and away the fairest city on the vast plains of the Rockies.
Morning brings the unmistakeable tell-tale aroma of freshly minced water
buffalo chips, steaming hot and fragrant in their splendor.
friend, whose hut is festooned with carvings of voluptuous wooden
hermaphrodites, guided me to her favorite watering hole where the ale is
spicy and the talk is cheap. We planned tomorrow's expedition to sacred
Aspen, a desolate wasteland long venerated for the rare pelt of the
long-toed marmot.
there were sufficient supplies obtained for barter, ancient custom
dictated we purify ourselves by removing our clothing and rolling naked in
molten honey and fire ants. With some trepidation, we prepared ourselves
for the trek.
porter, Chet, an eyeless native with hives, was eager to show us how
strong his massive ears were by hoisting a nearby oxen over six feet in
the air. We were impressed. Confident our team were ready for the perils
at every turn. Machete-ing our way onto First Avenue, Chet scouted ahead
for potholes. "AAAAAIGH!" he yelped, plummeting to his death.
a replacement, now that we were in the more rural areas, was
accomplished swiftly. We drugged a sullen vagrant from Idaho, who,
surprisingly, spoke reasonable Spanish. "Puta!" he snarled at the oxen,
who merely lowed.
road ahead was riddled with treacherous, venomous mushrooms that
leaped and crept stealthily around our ankles. Rechecking our
transquilizer supply, we set out. Marmot country was dead ahead.
instincts told me there were several tribes of nomadic Marmotixtin
Indians lurking beneath the porter's enormous toreador pants. Approaching
cautiously, my friend probed the pants, startling flocks of small
Marmotixtin children. Egads!"
there lived a toucan named Fabian. He would jump up hysterically whenever he
saw a bright green spandex bikini being lassoed around the delectable morsel
named Cha-cha. She would come down to see the amazing dancing cereal bowls which
covered the whole floor of The Cage, a nasty hangout for horny toucans and delectable
One night after the Spleen Flenser's Ball, they ducked into a seedy cafe with some cheap whores who frequently bit the big roots of the dyed blond wench. Fabian exclaimed, "My Cha-cha with her taut bikini is more voluptuous and tasty than all the whores in Cucamunga!"
Enraged, the blond wenches formed a pyramid and oozed forth, brandishing enormous rutabagas and foot-long cucumbers! They smacked Cha-cha HARD up the wazoo, causing her to yelp wildly like a rabid antelope with a hormone difficulty. The cucumbers secreted a wonderfully soothing lubricant that covered the vast expanses of blond whores. Fabian cried "Oh, my poor aching, pulsating, huge, throbbing, red, rutabagas! How will I ever manage to stroke the soft crevices of your warm moistness?"
Grasping the bikini, he panted breathlessly, " My darling Cha-cha, you know I love you like I love my Neon Foot-Loops. How I long to pour milk all over your heaving bosoms." Tenderly, he traced the swelling curves of her inner thighs with his beak.
She whispered, "Oh, Fabian, only you could nibble at my secret pockets of Froot Loops."
2 of a story .. part 1 was awful.)
Meanwhile, in a sly little dinghy, two lovers drifted merrily towards their doom. Huge monsters were erupting, like porridge bubbling, from surrounding snake grass. She grabbed her pink noodle and smacked it squarely in the vulnerable groin of her lover. "Hey! why don't you do something about those monsters?" cried the young princess.
Her lover sprang from the damp neoprene and said, in a crackling voice, "I forgot what a bitch you can be when in mortal fear of death!"
The impending monsters watched this with amusement. "Silly humans! Why are they fighting so? When we are waiting to feast on their tender bones."
"I want the liver!" slobbered one goonishly hairy three-eyed scaly smelly monster.
"Save me the sweetmeats!" grunted another.
Just then, the lovers rowed away. The monsters denied it, and ate the smaller monsters instead. The lovers, narrowly escaping devourment, rowed madly towards a raging waterfall. Jagged black rocks tugged at the dinghy. "FUCK!" yelled the boy, "I just got it waxed!!"
(1st of 3 chapters)
While people gazed adamantly into deep pools of water, other people considered that if it began to rain, things might become fruitful. Rupert stood there thinking "This is going to require peanut shells to fuel the fires of pepper spray coming." Swinging from his jungle gym, he desired to fuel his desire for delectable women and hard-ass breaks; but the thought of the whole room resonating to da phat, mad blunted chunky beats was just too much for his quivering brain.
The people began to gyrate madly to the various vibes pulsating through Rupert's pectorals, yet a sense of peculiar discomfort spread among them. You'd think the appearance of 17 naked sea-monkeys might have caused Rupert to beware! But no! With chagrin he shed his big sweater and table-danced until his pores opened and exuded a plethora of unexpected tasty psychedelic treats. Wow!
The people were wooed, but the panther children refused to participate. "Hi-ho!" they cried.
Rupert's pectoral strainings abruptly ceased. "How am I going to rally troops without you, panther children?"
Finally, with a melancholy sigh, Rupert agreed to submit reluctantly to the whims of the purring hordes. House music, it is said, can soothe even the most savage of the panther ones. So Rupert hired Tyler, Little T, Andrew Weatherall and MC Jean Chretien to HQ Communications Jungle Peppy Panther Party.
"Hooray!" they cried. "Let house reign over all of Pantherworld!"
Meanwhile, the headz waited restlessly for the entrance to unclog. Rumours spread like wildfire, and the pagans began burning the flyers they knew to be cursed by the evil hoochie-mammas of the Granville Mall.
Suddenly, the people were no longer afraid of the Big Bad Rupert. "He's big, he's bold, he's brilliant, he's Ru-PERRRRT!" sang the lot of them. They began salaaming frantically. Rupert stormed to some of the hyper beatz and then, suddenly, gave birth ...
(2nd chapter)
Rupert stood aghast. Directly below his quivering torso lay a freshly minted, brand spanking new, fully automatic pet bald mini-Rupert! Rupert scooped up the babe, cooing sullenly at it. Mini-Rupert bit down hard on Rupert's finger. "Listen, here's the deal, I control the chequebook and you're the pretty houseboy, ya hear?"
"Hey, wait a minute, I'm your father!" retorted Rupert. Mini-rupert spat derisively. Rupert spanked him. Social workers descended on threads from the heavens, yelping "Abuse!"
Rupert dropped Mini-Rupert hastily, smiled, and offered them Mini-Rupert's crack stash. They fell upon Rupert, purring and rubbing up against his apish calves, and grunting "Ungh! Crack! Snort!"
He rose feeling large, even though in reality he remained as slim as an impotent California cabana boy after meeting Liberace. Not Liberace the snuggly carebear had hoped for but JAMES BROWN!! Rupert was astonished by his reaction, but with pelvic intent he opened his thighs which in turn brought squeals of delight from the crowds of gyrating, bouncing carebears.
Embarrassed, he sent for the Smurfs which begrudgingly agreed to illuminate Orgasmic Crystals hidden in the recesses of his huge trousers. A hush fell upon them, yet the bouncing nipples which he lovingly dispersed among the seething, rapturous masses concerned him. Liberace whipped the seething bulbous gynormic chasm, while Mini-Rupert shouted "Deeper, you fiends!"
Rupert's udder trembled under the orgasmic pressure that erupted over the candied shells that covered his plunger. "Come fly in my magic mushroom chair," he sang, dancing a jig to the canine howls.
(chapter 3)
The air was thick with smoke rising from the agitated lips of Marty's nubile slave harem. Languidly, he stroked the most voluptuous part of his physique - the temporal lobe, eliciting harsh cries of "Auwe!" from the oiled vixens nearby. Telepathically, Marty controlled their genital temperature. Writhing increased exponentially as his mental state approached a crescendo of erupting into orgasmic pleasure.
Yawning, Marty said "Pleasure seems dreary these days. More sensory input is required to sustain my pleasure plateau." He arose from the perfumed cushions, unsatisfied with the renewed howls of squealing, lustful delight, and picked up his cellphone. "Damn you, Rupert! I've had enough of this sexual ecstasy!" he raged.
Rupert sighed dramatically. "Poor, poor Marty," he thought sadly, then hung up. He turned to Mini-Rupert, who was chewing the turntables. "Stop that! Harlequin!" he snapped.
Marty continued speaking, oblivious to dead air. "Rupert! For the love of God! Stop inebriating me!" When he realized how silent Rupert was, he convulsed spasmodically.
BUBBLES (an attempt at a romance novel) (it went downhill fast)
Long ago there were warm, plentiful fields of grass, swaying harmoniously with luscious whisperings. Often, whilst undulating magically, the princess Zyim swept back her linen bedcovers and sighed longingly, remembering those torrid afternoons in Bengal with Prince Panopteras III. "How I loved his azure eyes, his raven hair and his enormous manhood!" she thought to herself.
Her maidservant Ahayo crept silently in from the outer fortress to unchain the monkey. Glancing surreptitiously about her, she ate the last grape and stroked herself complacently. "Mistress, I have a favour to ask," she whined.
Zyim rolled over and farted. "Speak," she snapped, cracking her knuckles irritably.
Ayaho kneeled before her mistress's pert bosom. "I have watched you sigh over Panopteras and his horse Vlad."
Zyim sighed. "Yes, I have seen visions of his great and probing and ambitious tongue seeking yours lasciviously." She arose from her mound of rare Celidon chrysanthemums scattered over the bedclothes and stepped into her diaphanous gown.
Ahayo purred, "Surely, the three of us can come to an agreement over who gets to mount and ride Vlad tomorrow."
Displaying her strength of will and sculptured thighs, Zyim placed her hands upon the crystal nestled in her pert bosom. "Of course, but first, the ritual. Priests!"
Out of nowhere sprang 17 naked priests carrying incense and liquid gold. "Strip!" they commanded Ahayo. She shed her tiny beaded loincloth. Her limbs glistening with nervous perspiration, Ahayo lay prostrate upon the bed. Unfortunately the monkey, who had been eyeing the wet, tempting, succulent womanflesh lying on the bed, became so turned on he pounced upon Ayaho and tried valiantly to do her. Vlad momentarily forgotten, Ahayo writhed spasmatically under the monkey. He was thrown into the liquid gold.
"By god! We shall have to torture her!" cried the priests, advancing with malice. Faces set in grimaces of disapproval and gas, the donned their horsehair robes and sweaty lederhosen and advanced!
Ahayo whimpered, "Be gentle with my left leg, for it was almost severed several years ago by Zyim.
Looking down, Zyim cackled, "Whore! I should have whipper-snipped your neck instead, you wanton slut!"


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Two arrested in Wicklife Subway robbery, suspected in other incidents
WICKLIFFE, Ohio - Two suspects have been arrested in the robbery at a Wickliffe Subway earlier this month.
On Wednesday, Wickliffe police detectives got an arrest warrant for 30-year-old Lindsay Vaught for the Nov. 12 robbery. Police said she turned herself in to police and was charged with one count.
Just a day earlier, police arrested 29-year-old Robert Cornelison, who was charged with felony robbery. Wickliffe police said he was also charged for robberies at Tye Dye Sky and TNT Tanning in Willoughby.
Vaught is being held on $100 bond at the Lake County Jail. She is also a suspect in other incidents in Willoughby and Highland Heights.


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O2 Wireless 2007 (London): Friday Review
Daniel Fahey on 18 June 2007
Saturday stomped in like an angry elephant as dance veterans and festival favourites Faithless rolled into Hyde Park. The line-up also included British troubadour Just Jack, American hip hop daddy, Pharaoh Monch and breakbeat specialist Mark Ronson.
The early afternoon saw Aim take to the XFM stage and deliver a summery set to complement the sunshine like ice in a cocktail. Their blend of samba and salsa grooves driven by funky breakbeats, babbling baselines and bongos proved irresistible to the hundreds that grinded down in the tent.
With the sun still beating Just Jack took to the stage and announced "I heard there was going to be thunder storms and we chased them away." And if I was a thunder storm I would've run for my life. The North London rapper/RnB good guy hollered his way through his album sounding like a cheap imitation of The Streets. It's like going abroad and coming back with your own pair of Bay Rans. However the sunshine artist does blend his hip hop beats well with disco baselines straight from Chic's sock draw which gets the ladies and red faced bucket hat boys nodding along.
Watching Pharaoh Monch gives you the same rush as your favourite football team scoring. Fans of the early Westwood compilations will think of him as a household name as he lays savage to the XFM tent with his dirty baselines and heavy breakbeats. The Monch and his six-piece crew are energetic as they thunder through 'Fuck You', new offering 'Body Baby' and the classic 'Simon Says'. The outfit produce a live set that shadows anything that has come before it leaving hip hop fans funking and crunking in the packed tent.
Ahead of their headline slot Faithless find time for an exclusive acoustic set in the Tiscali tent. Maxi Jazz and his backing singers are joined on stage by a bassist and an acoustic guitarist. The group lay down tracks which show why they are deeper then most generic dance acts. Jazz's gravely voice tremors through 'Bombs', 'Music Matters' and 2004's meaningful anthem 'Mass Destruction'. The music resonates in such a gentle way demonstrating why Faithless have been around for so long. The hip hop/dance crossover has been trampled on and the stripped down songs sound perfectly suited for when you arrive home after clubbing. Faithless have got everything for the perfect night out, except perhaps the kebab.
Kelis struts on stage in a dress given to her by a cockatoo. Sporting green and yellow the RnB princess lazily mellows through some of her hits as if she's singing in the shower. Even tracks like 'Keep It Down' with its massive off beat drumming barely strums up the audience's affections. Like a jazz diva she sits down for her top three hit 'Lil Star' which does rouse a few hands in the air, but they may've been waving at their friends. The American is silent between most of her songs until she says, "you've been with me for what seems like forever," – well put.
Now the next bit may not have happened. Either I fell asleep drunk or Paris had up rooted and travelled to Hyde Park. The Gotan Project arrived like Johnny Borrell, head to toe in white taking to an all white stage. It was white enough to be Christmas at the pearly gates as the Parisians launched into a selection of their laid back sounds strangely driven by raucous dance beats. With a harpsichord, three violins and a double bass the Project hurl into their Mr Scruff-eque tunes to a tent so packed that it was one in one out.
'Epocha' is a favourite after it featured on a Boots advert last year before the band's DJs drop Michael Jackson's 'Billie Jean'. A year ago the track would have gone down as well as a fart in a lift but the crowd nod appreciably to the 1982 hit.
Mark Ronson is the perfect festival act. His album of covers has more horns then the devil and bigger breaks then John Virgo. Storming through funked up versions of Britney Spears' 'Toxic', Kaiser Chiefs' 'Oh My God' and The Zutons' 'Valerie' the New York scenester delivers a set of gigantic proportions.
Ronson may have stars like Lily Allen and Amy Winehouse deliver the vocals on his new album, 'Versions' but they aren't needed live as their replacements explode through the summer stompers. Daniel Merriweather comes on stage to murder The Smiths classic 'Stop Me' and Phantom Planet's Alex Greenwald covers the vocals for Radiohead's 'Just' before launching into his bands hit 'California'.
A cheeky version of The Shadows 'Apache' with The Incredible Bongo Band's beats is followed by Mark Ronson's own 'Ooh Wee'. Ronson is a machine built for festivals and if any of his sets emulate today's performance he's definitely worth catching at any cost.
Then when I say huge I mean massive, and when I say massive I mean Faithless. The festival kings donned their party acts to produce a set so big it blew all the other acts away like a gale force wind. They may describe themselves as a cross between hip hop and dance but tonight is all about the dance.
'God is a DJ' launches like a nuclear weapon with an addictive haunting piano loop that instantly raises the crowds arms in the air. Revellers pound the ground and bounce enough to create an earthquake as Faithless's classic festival anthems shatter London. The rave-tastic 'Insomnia' builds to a riotous piano lick that defines 90s dance.
The crowd roar along to the huge 'choon' as Maxi Jazz moans, "I can't
get no sleep," and that's just fine with the fans because nobody wants this party to end any time soon.
A few album numbers were lost on all but the fans but the epic encore of 'We Come 1' is arm-achingly fantastic.
Faithless have restored belief in a slumbering genre as most
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College Welcomes 11 New Faculty Members
The College of Communication Arts and Sciences Image by Courtesy of MSU Today
New faculty members are the lifeblood of any college that aims to remain innovative. They bring new ideas and fresh approaches that help College of Communication Arts and Sciences (CAS) stay on the cutting edge of the communication arts and sciences. Academic year 2014-2015 will see the largest influx of new faculty in the history of CAS. Fourteen new faculty members will arrive during the new academic year.
I am happy to welcome 11 new faculty members this fall and three more in spring 2015. We are excited to have these amazing and talented individuals join the CAS community. The following list is just a brief introduction to our new colleagues. CAS News will provide more information about each of the new faculty members during the fall.
New faculty who will start this month include:
Gary Bente, Professor, Department of Communication
Steve Beswick, Artist in Residence, Sandbox
William Dutton, Professor and Director of the Quello Center, Department of Media and Information
Young Eun Lee, Assistant Professor, Department of Media and Information
Stacey Fox, Instructor, School of Journalism
Joanne Gerstner, Instructor, School of Journalism
Amanda Hampton Wray, Assistant Professor, Department of Communicative Sciences and Disorders
Kenneth Levine, Visiting Associate Professor, Department of Communication
Jingbo Meng, Assistant Professor, Department of Communication
Brandon Van Der Heide, Assistant Professor, Department of Communication
Tai Woo Park, Assistant Professor, Department of Media and Information
The two new faculty members who will join the college in January are:
Patricia Leidl, Instructor, Department of Advertising + Public Relations and School of Journalism
Eduardo Nakasone, Assistant Professor with a joint appointment in the Department of Media and Information and the Department of Agriculture, Food and Resource Economics
Of course, the final member of the new faculty list is Prabu David, who will arrive on January 1 as the new dean of CAS. Professor David will hold a joint appointment in the Department of Media and Information and the Department of Communication.
This will be a thrilling and transformative year for CAS. Please join me in welcoming these new faculty members to the college.
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The Forsyth County Board of Commissioners is soliciting competitive bids from qualified Suppliers until 2:00 P.M., May 17, 2012 for the following:
Providing all materials, equipment, and labor to do emergency water/sewer repairs in Forsyth County for the remainder of calendar year 2012 with an option to renew for two (2) calendar years.
An Insurance Certificate will be required showing Forsyth County as additional insured. Requirements for insurance limits are listed in the terms & conditions.
Bid specifications can be obtained by visiting our website at http://www.forsythco.com/ and clicking on the Bids & Results link on the right hand side of the page under the tab titled Government. Instructions on how to obtain the bid documents are located at the top of the Bids & Results page. Bid documents that can be downloaded at no cost from our website can also be obtained directly from the Forsyth County Procurement Department Office for a non-refundable service fee of $10.00. (Cash or Check made out to "Forsyth County" only)
Bids should be typed or written legibly in ink and returned in a sealed envelope or sealed container. All bid packages must be clearly marked on the outside lower left corner of the package face with the name of bidder, invitation to bid number and closing date. Bid packages must be complete in detail with all required information and documents and if not so completed will be rejected. Bids are to be delivered to and will be opened and read aloud at the Forsyth County Procurement Department, 118 Castleberry Road, Suite 13, Cumming, Georgia, 30040. Bidders and the general public are invited to attend the bid opening.
Bids are due by 2:00 P.M. May 17, 2012
Any bid received after this date and time will not be accepted.
All bids must remain valid for a minimum of 60 days after the actual date of the opening.
Bids will be publicly opened and read at 2:10 P.M. May 17, 2012
Bid tabulation will be available on the website the following morning at 8:30 A.M.
Award of the Bid will be made at a later date. Forsyth County reserves the right to reject any or all bids, to waive technicalities, and to make an award deemed in its best interest. Bids may be split or awarded in entirety
Barbara Garrett
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Apple iPhone 5 Sept. 12 Media Event Officially Confirmed: Will It Excel Samsung Galaxy S3?Turning long-running speculations into fact, Apple sent out invitations Tuesday, confirming a special media event related to the next iPhone, aka "iPhone 5," in San Francisco on Sept. 12. The event is scheduled to take place at the Yerba Buena Center for the Arts at 10 am PT.
Top After-Market Nasdaq Movers (Wendy's, Santarus, Sarepta, Glu, Facebook, FEI, Education Management, ONYX, Bloomin' Brands, Francesca's Holdings)The top after-market Nasdaq gainers Tuesday were Wendy's Company, Santarus Inc, Sarepta Therapeutics Inc, Glu Mobile Inc and Facebook.
Fastest Growth in Services PMI in 6 MonthsAugust saw the Indian private sector business growing at its swiftest in six months. The rapid progress was augmented by development in new business since February amid increasing optimism about the future, according to a survey on Wednesday.
GM Turns to China to Crack India's Tough Car MarketGeneral Motors Co began initial production of its first ever Chinese-designed car for the Indian market this week, a major step for the U.S. automaker as it tries to scale up in a market where foreign companies have struggled.
Lord & Taylor Owner Hudson's Bay Co., North America's Oldest Retailer, Prepares IPOHudson's Bay Co., the owner of Lord & Taylor and North America's oldest continuously operating retailer, plans to go public on the Toronto Stock Exchange by November in one of the biggest retailer offerings since the financial crisis began, according to reports.
US Car Sales Indicate Economic Recovery in AugustGlobal carmakers reported robust sales growth in August, indicating improving consumer sentiment and demand by small businesses and contractors. Companies including Ford Motor Company (NYSE: F), General Motors Company (NYSE: GM), Honda Motor Co. (NYSE: HMC) and Toyota Motor Corporation (NYSE: TM) all reported major gains.
Manchester United: A Financial Scouting ReportManchester United PLC (NYSE: MANU), the 19-time English Premier League soccer champion, is valued at an average of $17 per share.
Best Buy's New CEO Says He's Going To Work The Cash Register In His First WeekHubert Joly, the new CEO of Best Buy Co. Inc. (NYSE: BBY), is going to spend his first week on the job pulling the old king-as-commoner routine, donning the company's uniform and working a few of the showrooms.
Samsung Galaxy S3 August Sales Surpassed iPhone 4S, Analyst NotesSales of the Galaxy S3 from Samsung Electronics (Seoul: 005930)in August surpassed those for the I Phone 4S in the U.S. for the first time, said analyst T. Michael Walkley, of Cannacord Genuity.
Is Santander's Mexican IPO The Death Of 'Goose' That Lays Golden Eggs?Banco Santander's announcement that it would be spinning off nearly one quarter of its Mexican unit in an initial public offering later this month was greeted by the markets as a seemingly win-win-win proposition. But the move by the large Spanish bank only highlights the increased dependence Iberian banks have had on their overseas branches over the past few years and how, in an effort to now package off those units and sell them, they could be killing the hen that's been laying the golde...
Apple Teases iPhone 5 Event: 6 New iOS, Mac Products Expected To Release [RUMORS]Our predictions this morning came true: At about 9 a.m. PST, Apple released the official invitations for its next big product launch to the press, scheduled for Wednesday, Sept. 12. The event will definitely be all about the iPhone 5, but that's not the only Apple product scheduled to be unveiled that day. Apple has plans to release new iOS devices and Mac computers at the event.
Apple Hints iPhone5 Debut Will Be Next WednesdayApple (Nasdaq: AAPL), the world's most valuable technology company, sent out invitations to a product launch in San Francisco for next Wednesday titled "it's almost here."
Nokia Bets The Company: New Windows 8 Phones Key To RecoveryAiling Finnish smartphone maker Nokia Oyj (NYSE: NOK) is betting the company that two new Lumia smartphones based on the new Windows 8 OS from Microsoft (Nasdaq: MSFT), the world's biggest software company, will be international hits.
ONGC Hits Iranian Wall In $5 Billion Bid For ConocoPhillips UnitsOil & Natural Gas Corp. (Mumbai: ONGC), India's largest state-controlled energy driller, could lose its bid for $5 billion in Canadian assets controlled by energy giant ConocoPhillips Co. (NYSE: COP), due to its investments in Iran, which is facing U.S. sanctions.
iPhone 5 News: Apple May Release Event Invitations Within Next Two Days [RUMORS]It's been long reported that Apple's next big product event, which is said to unveil the new iPhone 5, a new "iPad Mini," and even new iPod and Mac models, will allegedly occur on Wednesday, Sept. 12. If company history repeats itself, it's possible that Apple will release the press invitations eight days prior to the event's date, either today (Tuesday) or Wednesday.
Is Louis Vuitton Trying To Swallow Hermès? Hermès Says 'Oui'Consider this a case of Hermès versus Louis Vuitton that doesn't involve trying to figure out which $3,000 designer handbag to buy.
Facebook Shares Keep Falling, Set New Record LowsShares of Facebook (Nasdaq: FB), the No. 1 social networking site, went into a freefall Tuesday, plunging about 2.5 percent to keep setting new lows. After falling as low as $17.58 in late morning, they recovered slightly to $17.63, down 43 cents, after the first two hours of trading.
Ronald McDonald Goes Vegetarian In IndiaMcDonald's Corporation (NYSE:MCD), the US-based fast-food restaurant chain headquartered in Illinois long known for its beef-based burgers of all shapes and sizes announced plans on Tuesday to open its first ever vegetarian-exclusive restaurants in India.
Valve, Maker of Steam and Source Software, Turns To HardwareBellevue, Wash.-based Valve, the software developer behind the critically-acclaimed Half-Life series, the Steam network for distributing games and the Source engine, is reportedly interested in building hardware. Valve, which was founded by two former Microsoft employees in Gabe Newell and Mike Harrington, added a job posting to its site on Tuesday morning for an industrial designer.
August Jobs Report, ECB Meeting: Economic Events for Sept. 4-7During the holiday week, economy-watchers are likely to focus on Friday's August nonfarm payrolls report and the European Central Bank's governing council meeting, on Sept. 6.


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The writer and producer David Simon (best known for his hit series The Wire) talks New Orleans with Kurt Andersen. Simon's HBO drama Treme is in its second season. Kermit Ruffins, who plays the trumpet and plays himself on Treme, shows us around his neighborhood. And folk rock songstress Rickie Lee Jones performs live in the studio.
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The recent flooding in Louisiana put New Orleans back on alert — but this time, the levees held, its rural neighbors were flooded, and the city was spared. The HBO drama Treme is set in post-Katrina New Orleans as the city's people weather the aftermath of the storm. It's the latest series from David Simon, best known for...
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When young Rickie Lee Jones first got famous in 1979, Time called her "The Duchess of Coolsville." Jones, who is touring this summer, is still unimpeachably cool. Kurt Andersen spoke with Jones when she...
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I LOVE Treme! I never watched the Wire, but I do know that several NPR critics and show hosts worshipped the wire, yet, at least one of them dismissed Treme as a series they just couldn't "get". I cannot see why!!!
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS SERIES IS BRILLIANT. I just wish that the HBO website were more forthcoming with information about the musicians, whether they are the actual people we see on the screen, or whether they are behind the scenes. But, that is NOT the fault of the show itself. I watch it as many times as I can each week. Will it ever be available as a DVD set?
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SIOUX FALLS, SD - A vote on whether to end prohibition and allow alcohol on South Dakota's Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is too close to call because of a high number of challenged ballots.
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