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It's post-season time for high school wrestlers in Washington state. Fourth-ranked Colville High, who moved up to the class 2A Great Northern League from the Northeast A in the fall, made their return foray into the GNL a successful one with a league dual co-championship (with East Valley).
The Indians', who would be the odds-on favorite to win a 1A championship if they were still members of the NEA, suffered a lone dual loss this winter to five-time defending State 2A champion Deer Park.
The Stags will be favored on Friday and Saturday when the GNL's wrestlers move to East Valley High School for the annual District 2A Tournament. At stake will be berths to the Feb. 8-9 regional against the Central Washington Athletic Conference (CWAC) at Ellensburg High School.
CHS head coach Randy Cloke was unavailable for comment.
Colville, Deer Park and East Valley will dominate Friday and Saturday's District tournament. Among the top seeds will likely be Colville 182-pounder Chandler Knight and 145-pounder Trenton Welton.
CHS prepped for this week's District meet by beating visiting Clarkston 51-27.
The wrestling match against Clarkston also included a first—back-to-back basketball games earlier in the day between CHS and the Bantams. The "triple play" marked the first time in memory that Colville has hosted a league school in boy's and girl's basketball—and wrestling on the same day.
CHS 51, Clarkston 27
195: Chandler Knight (CHS) p. Bruan, 2:20.
220: Waller (CL) p. Keegan Somers, 1:08.
285: Jed Keating (CHS) p. Winger, 1:42.
106: Alex Linn (CHS) p. Benton, 3:58.
113: Coil (CL) d. Brandon Riley, 7-6.
120: Freeman (CL) p. Austin Donogh, 4:35.
126: Jesse Morrison (CHS) d. Guz, 6-2.
132: Ben Knight (CHS) p. Starr, 1:11.
138: Benton (CL) p. Ian Cox, 4:32.
145: Trenton Welton (CHS) p. Pearson, :15.
152: Tanner Smith (CHS) p. Green, :57.
160: Cornish (CL) won by forfeit.
170: Hunter LeCaire (CHS) won by forfeit.
182: VanQuekelberg (CHS) p. Sizemore, 1:30
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BUFFALO, N.Y. (From Bisons.com)- Ricky Romero had to wait awhile for his first win as a member of the Buffalo Bisons.
The left-hander got his initial victory Tuesday in his 12th start with the team Tuesday at Syracuse. On Sunday afternoon, he followed that up by fully exemplifying what made him a 15-game winner and an All-Star in 2011 with the Toronto Blue Jays.
Romero picked up his second win in the matinee at Coca-Cola Field, going a season-long eight innings in the Herd's 7-1 win over the Scranton/Wilkes-Barre RailRiders to take the concluding game of a three-game series. The RailRiders swept a doubleheader Saturday night to take the series.
On the road to regaining the All-Star form he once had, Sunday was the most promising step yet. But there was plenty of evidence that would lead one to believe Romero could allow just one run on four hits and only one walk while striking out four, as he did against the RailRiders.
It was the fourth straight quality start for the southpaw, and he has recorded six of them in his last seven outings. He is becoming increasingly assertive each time out, building up to Sunday being the most excellent Romero has been all season.
"That's as good as I've seen him up here," manager Marty Brown said. "He came out from inning one and really pounded the zone, didn't hold anything back, got a lot of the easy outs because he was pitching ahead for the most part.
"... I think you can see his confidence building. You can see the fact that he believes in him and really sells out on everything he's doing out there, pitch-by-pitch."
A runner didn't advance past first base until the seventh inning, when David Adams was able to come around and score on a J.R. Murphy RBI double after drawing a leadoff walk. Brown even noted with strong conviction his starter could have went the distance, but he wanted to give Mickey Storey, who pitched the ninth, some work as the All-Star break has begun.
"I think the consistency of throwing strikes and being in the zone, getting a lot of quick outs," Romero said of what worked well on the day. "That was the result today, let the defense work behind me, I got a lot of groundball outs, a lot of pop outs."
He certainly did fire a plethora of strikes while working quickly through innings. The key to that was having his two-seam fastball up to speed.
Romero's velocity was consistent the whole game, throwing his fastball in the low 90s, en route to being in control the whole game, keeping his pitch count low. He finished with 93 pitches, an astounding 62 of those going for strikes. The longest inning he had was a 17-pitch seventh, and he had five innings of 10 pitches or less.
"When you have control of that heater, it just makes everything else better," Romero said. "That's been the thing right now where I'm jumping ahead with my fastball and using my change-up and curve ball when I need to and my cutter when I need to."
After allowing five runs on six hits and five walks over 3 1/3 innings in a home start against the Durham Bulls June 24, Romero has looked outstanding. Over his four-game quality start streak, he has improved his record to 2-3, fanned 21 batters compared to just six walks, given up 25 hits and allowed nine earned runs over 28 innings.
"I think it's been a progression," Romero said. "I've been feeling great for the past month and a half, ever since that Norfolk start (June 1, eight starts ago) it's been a development of consistency. I think there was a little rough start somewhere in between that, but I bounced back from it and I have been feeling great."
It's an aggressive approach that has Romero, who has a 5.56 ERA, pitching confidently, thus yielding the positive results.
Earlier in the season, there were times Romero would be pitching well, then would lose control, walk batters and give up a costly hit or two, all in the span of an inning or two. He attributed that to being tentative at times, trying to aim the ball instead of what he's doing now, just staying loose and throwing.
Brown called noted those types of situations were brought on by "Chuckie The Demon."
"Chuckie didn't show up (Sunday)," Brown said.
"It's more just, 'Here you go, here's my best stuff, hit it - if you hit it, so be it,'" Romero said. "... This is who I am and this is the kind of pitcher that I am, and I've always been like this and showing that mentality where I'm going to attack you whether you hit me or not."
A four-run fifth distanced the Herd and gave Romero a comfortable cushion the rest of his day.
A Kevin Pillar single loaded the bases with one out and they were soon cleared. Jim Negrych hit a hard chopper to Dan Johnson at first base, and he misplayed it for an error. The ball went off his glove and into the Herd's bullpen in foul territory in mid-right field, scoring all three runners and Negrych ending up at third to further the lead to 5-0.
Negrych was credited with one RBI on the play, and he would score the next at-bat on an Andy LaRoche sacrifice fly to left. Of the four runs in the frame, three were unearned.
Sean Ochinko added his third home run of the season the next inning, a solo shot to left-center that concluded the scoring for the Bisons. The usual catcher who played first base Sunday extended his hit streak to seven games with the long ball, going 9 for 23, including all three of his homers, over that span.
Munenori Kawasaki also played in his first game since being optioned to Buffalo by the Toronto Blue Jays Saturday after Brett Lawrie finished his rehab assignment and returned to the Blue Jays. He made an immediate impact, scoring two runs, including one that was set up by a steal of second in the first that led to a 1-0 lead.
It was his fourth game and third stint with the Herd this year. Kawasaki was a member of the Bisons' Opening Day roster before being called up to the majors twice.
Romero's masterful performance was a continuation of a stretch of solid starting pitching from Buffalo's staff. It was the ninth quality start from the Bisons over the last 11 games, and prior to Sunday's game, starters had an ERA of 3.38 over the stretch that began July 4.
This All-Star break will consist of three off-days for each team across Triple-A. The 26th annual Triple-A All-Star game will be held Wednesday at Aces Ballpark in Reno, NV. Buffalo will return to action Thursday to begin an eight-game homestand with the first game of a four-game set against the Toldeo Mud Hens, the last-place team in the International League West.
At 49-47, the Herd is within reach of the wild-card spot, and can also catch the IL North-leading Pawtucket Red Sox, in an attempt to make a postseason run.
"We've got the type of club that can run off some wins, we really do," Brown said. "Our rotation the way it is now. It just depends on how we mesh."
BISONS NOTES: Jim Negrych and Mauro Gomez are the two Bisons' that will not be able to fully experience the league-wide time off. They were both elected as starters for the International League All-Star team. Gomez will also participate in Monday's Home Run Derby...Gomez, the IL's leader in home runs with 25, had the day off...The herd improved to 4-7 against the RailRiders this season...Former Buffalo Bills and Hall-of-Fame quarterback Jim Kelly was in attendance and threw out one of the first pitches to a loud ovation from the crowd.

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"I am very disturbed by this threat and believe this type of challenge could scare citizens from exercising their right to vote," commented Shurtleff. "This is intimidation - plain and simple."
Utah allows for two types of challenges to voters. First, a document identifying the voter and the basic for the challenge must be submitted with the county clerk by the Friday before the election. However, no challenges were made before the filing deadline.
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By any estimation, a series of events last week acted as propellant for community concern and outrage in the Colville School District as cuts to teaching staff and debates about renewing the superintendent's contract coincided with the annual "Rally in the Park."
By any estimation, a series of events last week acted as propellant for community concern and outrage in the Colville School District as cuts to teaching staff and debates about renewing the superintendent's contract coincided with the annual "Rally in the Park."
On Monday, May 14, eleven pink slips, also called Reduction in Force (RIF) notices, were sent out to district personnel at the same time that the Colville School Board considers renewal of Colville Superintendent of School's Ken Emmil's contract at the rate of $148,288 a year. On Tuesday, May 15, teachers helped put on the annual "Rally in the Park" event to promote community support of the Colville School District. The district said the RIF cuts were made in preparation for a decline in enrollment and funding. Current student enrollment at the Colville School District is 2,525 students, but only 2,250 are anticipated for the 2012/2013 school year.
The district is paid $8,466 per-student in state and federal funds, according to the state Office of the Superintendent. The loss of nearly 300 students could amount to as much as a $2.3 million loss to district coffers. With these financial issues in mind, community members packed the room to overflowing at last Wednesday's Colville School Board meeting. Some attendees had to stand in the hallway and strained to hear the meeting, scolding others for crinkling paper or having their cell phone go off. The local teacher's union, the Colville Education Association, had attendees wearing red tee-shirts with the slogan "Our kids matter; just say no."
CEA Representative Jennifer Strand said the protest and show of staff force was to let the school board know the union felt the superintendent's contract was being financially maintained while cuts were made to teachers and para-professionals.
"We are asking you to stop and reconsider a superintendent's salary that is significantly higher than other schools in the area," said Strand, citing Deer Park, East Valley and Clarkston as comparable districts that pay their superintendent less. "We are asking you to say no to the superintendent's contract so you can say yes to the young, enthusiastic teacher who wants to come back. We want you to say no to 30 days paid vacation with a 12-day buyback so you can say yes to para-professionals. We want you to stop and reconsider so when we tell kids they matter, that is not just an empty statement."
The protest was timely, as the renewal of Emmil's contract has been delayed for two months via a Memorandum of Understanding between the school board and the superintendent. The Superintendent's contract says the renewal must be made by March 1 of each year. Emmil, who didn't attend the meeting, is currently under a three-year contract that expires on June 30, 2014.
The school board told the public at the May 14 meeting that Emmil was paid $167,249 with benefits during the 2011/2012 school year. The proposal for next year's contract would be $148,288 with benefits. These specific compensation figures were discussed at the board meeting, but could not be verified through documentation, since the district declined to release a current proposal of the superintendent's contract to the Statesman-Examiner. The district said releasing the proposed renewal contract could "jeopardize the successful outcome" of the contract negotiations.
Many at the meeting voiced concerns over specific provisions in the superintendent's current contract, including the detail that the district will pay transportation, cell phone and travel expenses for professional development, as well as a $2,000 annual stipend for completing his doctoral coursework. The 2011/12 contract also provided a "performance bonus" of three percent of the current per-student apportionment for "maintaining, developing and implementing quality curricular and extra-curricular programs." The contract also required a supermajority of the board (4 to 1) in order to terminate the superintendent, and if terminated, the superintendent would receive one year's compensation. Along with the comment by Strand, the board accepted public comment in regards to the contract renewal. One man told the board the protest over the superintendent's contract was not just about money, it was about trust. "This is not about Ken, but it is about a lack of leadership. I hope you see it is not just about the money," he said. School Board member Duane Johnson disagreed with the comment.
"I disagree about the lack of leadership," he said. "It was a big step for Ken to step back on the dollar amount of his contract and that is due to smaller enrollment….the financial situation at the state level has soured and that affects us, but it is just going to get worse."
A self-identified "parent" also commented on the larger scope of the issue. "Parents have been denied participation in the review of the superintendent's contract and the lack of transparency is terrible," she said. "I am asking you to not renew the contract because this isn't about money, it is about trust." Colville School Board Member Eric Johansen spoke to the challenge of determining the superintendent's contract and how the local community must be considered.
"We can do a comparative analysis between our superintendent's contract and other districts, but this is just a starting point," he said. "This is not Bainbridge or Bellevue and we have different values here. Quantifying those values on a spreadsheet can be difficult."
One of the attendees asked the school board if they trust the superintendent, tapping into a sentiment that had been mentioned throughout the evening. Board member Eric Johansen said he feels "trust is earned."
"It is essential to have trust and I do not feel the superintendent has deliberately said something is red when I know it is blue," said Johansen. Board members Sarah Newman and Cheryl Fenno said they did trust the superintendent, but newer member Sid Green was not as committed.
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The board decided to table the matter until the next meeting. Regular meetings of the Colville School Board are open to the public and are held on the fourth Wednesdays of each month at 6:30 p.m. at the District Office, located in Aster School at 217 S. Hofstetter Street in Colville. Coffee and informal conversation with the school board is held prior to the regular meeting from 6 to 6:30 p.m. For more information, call 684-7850.


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Professor Howard Meyers
Provides hands-on lawyering experience in the area of securities arbitration. This 6-credit course will extend over two consecutive semesters (4 credits in the fall, 2 credits in the spring). Under faculty supervision, students are assigned to work on real disputes between individual small investors/customers and their brokers. Students represent customers who have lodged complaints against their brokers through the arbitration divisions of securities industry Self-Regulatory Organizations (SROs), such as the Financial Industry Regulatory Authority (FINRA), or the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE). The clinic offers students a unique opportunity to develop lawyering skills while assisting individuals unable to obtain legal representation in pursuing their complaints. In the first semester of the clinic, students attend a weekly classroom seminar, which focuses both on the relevant substantive law (aspects of securities law as well as federal and state law governing arbitration) and on lawyering skills. Through a combination of case work, seminar sessions and individual meetings with clinic faculty, students develop basic lawyering skills including interviewing, case theory development, fact investigation and analysis, counseling and negotiation. They are assigned written and/or oral exercises, including elements of a simulated arbitration. Teaching techniques include problem analysis, simulations, videotaping with feedback. In the clinic itself, students work in two-person teams, as assigned by the professors. Over two semesters, they represent their individual clients through the arbitration process, from the initial client interviews through the final week with a professor to discuss their cases. Students must commit to regularly scheduled office hours, when they can meet and work with their partners and case supervisors. Students should expect to spend an average of 12 hours per week on clinic case work both in the fall and in the spring semesters, in addition to seminar preparation. Grades are based on a combination of factors, including class performance in the seminar, performance on the written/oral exercises and simulations, and work in representing clients. There is no final examination. Enrollment is limited. No more than 14 placement credits may count toward the J.D.
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6 U.S. Code § 607 - Terrorism prevention
(a) Law enforcement terrorism prevention program
(1) In general
(2) Law enforcement terrorism prevention activities
Law enforcement terrorism prevention activities include—
(E) overtime expenses consistent with a State homeland security plan, including for the provision of enhanced law enforcement operations in support of Federal agencies, including for increased border security and border crossing enforcement;
(F) establishing, enhancing, and staffing with appropriately qualified personnel State, local, and regional fusion centers that comply with the guidelines established under section 124h (i) of this title;
(G) paying salaries and benefits for personnel, including individuals employed by the grant recipient on the date of the relevant grant application, to serve as qualified intelligence analysts;
(H) any other activity permitted under the Fiscal Year 2007 Program Guidance of the Department for the Law Enforcement Terrorism Prevention Program; and
(3) Participation of underrepresented communities in fusion centers
The Administrator shall ensure that grant funds described in paragraph (1) are used to support the participation, as appropriate, of law enforcement and other emergency response providers from rural and other underrepresented communities at risk from acts of terrorism in fusion centers.
(b) Office for State and Local Law Enforcement
(1) Establishment
There is established in the Policy Directorate of the Department an Office for State and Local Law Enforcement, which shall be headed by an Assistant Secretary for State and Local Law Enforcement.
(2) Qualifications
The Assistant Secretary for State and Local Law Enforcement shall have an appropriate background with experience in law enforcement, intelligence, and other counterterrorism functions.
(3) Assignment of personnel
The Secretary shall assign to the Office for State and Local Law Enforcement permanent staff and, as appropriate and consistent with sections 316 (c)(2), 381, and 468 (d) of this title, other appropriate personnel detailed from other components of the Department to carry out the responsibilities under this subsection.
(4) Responsibilities
The Assistant Secretary for State and Local Law Enforcement shall—
(A) lead the coordination of Department-wide policies relating to the role of State and local law enforcement in preventing, preparing for, protecting against, and responding to natural disasters, acts of terrorism, and other man-made disasters within the United States;
(B) serve as a liaison between State, local, and tribal law enforcement agencies and the Department;
(C) coordinate with the Office of Intelligence and Analysis to ensure the intelligence and information sharing requirements of State, local, and tribal law enforcement agencies are being addressed;
(D) work with the Administrator to ensure that law enforcement and terrorism-focused grants to State, local, and tribal government agencies, including grants under sections 604 and 605 of this title, the Commercial Equipment Direct Assistance Program, and other grants administered by the Department to support fusion centers and law enforcement-oriented programs, are appropriately focused on terrorism prevention activities;
(E) coordinate with the Science and Technology Directorate, the Federal Emergency Management Agency, the Department of Justice, the National Institute of Justice, law enforcement organizations, and other appropriate entities to support the development, promulgation, and updating, as necessary, of national voluntary consensus standards for training and personal protective equipment to be used in a tactical environment by law enforcement officers; and
(F) conduct, jointly with the Administrator, a study to determine the efficacy and feasibility of establishing specialized law enforcement deployment teams to assist State, local, and tribal governments in responding to natural disasters, acts of terrorism, or other man-made disasters and report on the results of that study to the appropriate committees of Congress.
Source(Pub. L. 107–296, title XX, § 2006, as added Pub. L. 110–53, title I, § 101,Aug. 3, 2007, 121 Stat. 280.)
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Facial swelling
Facial swelling is the buildup of fluid in the tissues of the face. Swelling may also affect the neck and upper arms.
Alternative Names
Puffy face; Swelling of the face; Moon face; Facial edema
If the facial swelling is mild, it may be hard to detect. To help the health care provider in diagnosing the cause, let the health care provider know the following:
- Pain, and where it hurts
- How long the swelling has lasted
- What makes it better or worse
- If you have other symptoms
Common Causes
- Allergic reaction (such as allergic rhinitis, hay fever, or a bee sting)
- Angioedema
- Blood transfusion reaction
- Cellulitis
- Conjunctivitis (inflammation of the eye)
- Drug reactions, including those due to aspirin, penicillin, sulfa, glucocorticoids, and others
- Head, nose, or jaw surgery
- Injury or trauma to the face (such as a burn)
- Malnutrition (when severe)
- Obesity
- Salivary gland disorders
- Sinusitis
- Stye with swelling around the infected eye
- Tooth abscess
Home Care
Apply cold compresses to reduce swelling from an injury. Raise the head of the bed (or use extra pillows) to help reduce facial swelling.
Call your health care provider if
Call your health care provider if you have:
- Sudden, painful, or severe facial swelling
- Facial swelling that lasts a while, particularly if it is getting worse over time
- Difficulty breathing
- Fever, tenderness, or redness, which suggests infection
What to expect at your health care provider's office
Emergency treatment is needed if facial swelling is caused by burns or if you have breathing problems.
The health care provider will ask about your medical and personal history. This helps determine treatment or if any medical tests are needed. Questions may include:
- How long has the facial swelling lasted?
- When did it begin?
- What makes it worse?
- What makes it better?
- Have you come into contact with something you might be allergic to?
- What medicines are you taking?
- Did you recently injured your face?
- Did you have a medical test or surgery recently?
- What other symptoms do you have? For example: facial pain, sneezing, difficulty breathing, hives or rash, eye redness, fever.
Amsterdam JT. Oral medicine. In: Marx JA, Hockberger RS, Walls RM, et al, eds. Rosen's Emergency Medicine: Concepts and Clinical Practice. 7th ed. Philadelphia, PA: Elsevier Mosby; 2009:chap 68.
Habif TP. Urticaria and angioedema. In: Habif TP. Clinical Dermatology. 5th ed. Philadelphia, PA: Elsevier Saunders; 2009:chap 6.
Sharma R, Brunette DD. Ophthalmology. In: Marx JA, Hockberger RS, Walls RM, et al, eds. Rosen's Emergency Medicine: Concepts and Clinical Practice. 7th ed. Philadelphia, PA: Elsevier Mosby; 2009:chap 69.
Pfaff JA, Moore GP. Otolaryngology. In: Marx JA, Hockberger RS, Walls RM, et al., eds. Rosen's Emergency Medicine: Concepts and Clinical Practice. 7th ed. Philadelphia, PA: Elsevier Mosby; 2009:chap 70.
Last reviewed 1/22/2013 by Linda J. Vorvick, MD, Medical Director and Director of Didactic Curriculum, MEDEX Northwest Division of Physician Assistant Studies, Department of Family Medicine, UW Medicine, School of Medicine, University of Washington. Also reviewed by A.D.A.M. Health Solutions, Ebix, Inc., Editorial Team: David Zieve, MD, MHA, David R. Eltz, Stephanie Slon, and Nissi Wang.
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10 U.S. Code § 4301 - Members of Army: detail as students, observers, and investigators at educational institutions, industrial plants, and hospitals
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(a) The Secretary of the Army may detail members of the Army as students at such technical, professional, and other civilian educational institutions, or as students, observers, or investigators at such industrial plants, hospitals, and other places, as are best suited to enable them to acquire knowledge or experience in the specialties in which it is considered necessary that they perfect themselves.
(b) An officer, other than one of the Regular Army on the active-duty list, who is detailed under subsection (a) shall be ordered to additional active duty immediately upon termination of the detail, for a period at least as long as the detail. However, if the detail is for 90 days or less, the officer may be ordered to that additional duty only with his consent and in the discretion of the Secretary.
(c) No Reserve of the Army may be detailed as a student, observer, or investigator, or ordered to active duty under this section, without his consent and, if a member of the Army National Guard of the United States, without the approval of the governor or other appropriate authority of the State, the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico, the District of Columbia, Guam, or the Virgin Islands of whose Army National Guard he is a member.
(d) The Secretary may require, as a condition of a detail under subsection (a), that an enlisted member accept a discharge and be reenlisted in his component for at least three years.
(e) The total length of details of an enlisted member of the Army under subsection (a) during one enlistment may not exceed 50 percent of that enlistment.
(f) At no time may more than 8 percent of the authorized strength in commissioned officers, 8 percent of the authorized strength in warrant officers, or 2 percent of the authorized strength in enlisted members, of the Regular Army, or more than 8 percent of the actual strength in commissioned officers, 8 percent of the actual strength in warrant officers, or 2 percent of the actual strength in enlisted members, of the total of reserve components of the Army, be detailed as students under subsection (a). For the purposes of this subsection, the actual strength of each category of Reserves includes both members on active duty and those not on active duty.
Source(Aug. 10, 1956, ch. 1041, 70A Stat. 234; Pub. L. 93–169, Nov. 29, 1973, 87 Stat. 689; Pub. L. 96–513, title V, § 502(23),Dec. 12, 1980, 94 Stat. 2910; Pub. L. 100–456, div. A, title XII, § 1234(a)(1),Sept. 29, 1988, 102 Stat. 2059; Pub. L. 109–163, div. A, title X, § 1057(a)(9),Jan. 6, 2006, 119 Stat. 3441.)
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|10:535 (words of 2d proviso before semicolon).
|10:535 (words of 2d proviso after semicolon).
|10:535 (last proviso).
|June 3, 1916, ch. 134, § 127a (13th par.); added June 4, 1920, ch. 227, subch. I, § 51 (13th par.); restated June 8, 1926, ch. 495; May 13, 1941, ch. 113; June 30, 1941, ch. 262 (4th proviso under "Finance Department"); restated June 19, 1948, ch. 501, § 1, 62 Stat. 477.
|June 19, 1948, ch. 501, § 2, 62 Stat. 478.
In subsection (a), the words "members of the Army" are substituted for the words "personnel of the Army of the United States, without regard to component".
In subsection (b), the words "is detailed under subsection (a)" are substituted for the words "receives such instruction". The words "as long as the detail" are substituted for the words "equal to the duration of his period of instruction". The words "However, if the detail is for" are substituted for the words "except that where the duration of such training is". The words "other than one of the Regular Army on the active list" are inserted, since members of the Regular Army on the active list are on continuous active duty. The word "additional" is inserted, since the detail under this section is active duty. The words "the officer may be ordered to that additional duty" are substituted for the words "such subsequent active duty may * * * the officer concerned".
In subsection (c), the words "of whose Army National Guard he is a member" are substituted for the words "whichever is concerned".
In subsection (d), the words "as a condition of a detail under subsection (a)" are substituted for the words "prior to his detail pursuant to the provisions of this paragraph". The words "accept a discharge" are substituted for the words "be discharged".
In subsection (e), the words "during one enlistment" are inserted for clarity.
In subsection (f), the last sentence is substituted for 10:535 (words within parentheses of last proviso).
In subsection (g), the words "under this section" are substituted for 10:535a (9th through 41st words).
2006—Subsec. (c). Pub. L. 109–163substituted "State, the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico, the District of Columbia, Guam, or the Virgin Islands" for "State or Territory, Puerto Rico, or the District of Columbia".
1988—Subsec. (c). Pub. L. 100–456struck out "the Canal Zone," after "Puerto Rico,".
1980—Subsec. (b). Pub. L. 96–513substituted "active-duty list" for "active list" in first sentence.
1973—Subsec. (b). Pub. L. 93–169struck out provisions which limited to four years the maximum period for which an officer detailed for additional active duty upon termination of detail is required to serve.
Effective Date of 1980 Amendment
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Wednesday, June 13, 2012
By Christian Pelusi
When asked by his troops to describe what the new USO Warrior and Family Center at Ft. Belvoir, Va., will be like, Garrison Commander Col. John Strycula said: "Think of your home. Think of the most comfortable room that you have in your house. The place you go when you're stressed, when you want to relax and just want to put your feet up and find peace and solitude. That's what this building is going to be when it's done."
The process of constructing that environment reached its halfway point on Wednesday as Operation Enduring Care donors, project representatives, Ft. Belvoir servicemen and women and USO staff attended a ceremonial "topping out" event.
As attendees signed the final beam that would be hoisted for placement on the center's roof, members of Scott Long Construction, the project's primary contractor, took time to discuss where the project stood and how their efforts are squarely focused on making Col. Strycula's description a reality.
"The roof work is starting now and our anticipation is that we'll be watertight, under roof, by the end of July," said Tom Mulquin, Senior Project Manager for Scott Long Construction. "Which is basically going to give us five months to complete the interior which is more than enough."
Thanks to uncharacteristically warmer and dryer winter and spring seasons in Virginia, the project continues toward an on-schedule, on-budget completion date of January 2013.
"The big key right now is … get it under roof, get the exterior skin up and then start finishing the interior," Mulquin said. "[There] is a considerable amount of site work, with the garden walls, a lot of stone, concrete walls, there's landscaping, trellises on the exterior and all that work is going to go in earnest in the next three months. So June, July and August we'll be out working on the exterior. The goal is to get all that completed in time for the planting season, which is the end of September, [early] October period. … So everything is right on schedule."
Inside, there are particular aspects to the project that are not typical to a commercial structure, to "give it a residential feel," Mulquin said. The project has approximately 60-70 subcontractors (30 to 35 is the norm, he said) because specialists in fields like fireplace construction (for the 40-foot tall chimney that begins in the main lobby) and music room acoustics can ensure that troops and their families are able to enjoy the highest quality experiences possible.
"I think the troops are going to enjoy the ability to relax," said Chris Carder, Field Manager and Site Supervisor for Scott Long Construction. "And the video game rooms, the music rooms, the theater rooms, the art rooms. There are a couple of unique spaces that not every building has and I'm sure they'll appreciate that.
"It gives them the recreational time, a place to seek some educational possibilities. I know the USO and the design teams have gone to extra efforts to make sure the outside features [are there]. [Like] the healing gardens which have proven to be beneficial in the recovery. All of that will help the troops move in the direction they want to move in."
In other words: a home, sweet home-away-from-home.
* Learn more about Operation Enduring Care, USO Warrior and Family Care, the USO Warrior and Family Centers and consider making a donation today.
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Photo caption: The final beam for roof support is lifted into place at Ft. Belvoir. (Photo credit: Hee Suk Ko)


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The Watauga Community Band is looking for Avery musicians to join in the Celebration of Avery's Centennial this July. If you still play—or even if you played years ago and just want to get back into the swing of music, now's the time.
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POTSDAM By building a three-goal lead in the third period, St. Lawrence University thought it had archrival Clarkson right where they wanted it on Saturday night.
The opposite ultimately proved to be true as the Golden Knights rallied for three unanswered goals in the third period to forge a 3-3 draw with the Saints in an ECAC Hockey encounter at Cheel Arena.
While St. Lawrence (9-10-3, 2-5-3) still earned a point in the standings, it let a golden opportunity slip away to finally post an elusive win against Clarkson (4-12-6, 3-5-2).
Thats the second time this has happened (this season), Saints senior captain Kyle Flanagan said. We were at Brown in the beginning of the year we were up 3-0 and the same thing happened. Here we let them get the momentum. Were going to make mistakes but its January 19th and its time to really crack down. We cant keep making the same mistakes over and over or were not going to get very far in the playoffs.
With the tie, the Saints halted a four-game losing skid against the Golden Knights, but are 1-7-1 in their past nine games against their rival.
But what was frustrating for St. Lawrence was the way they squandered the 3-0 advantage after they seemingly had the game in hand with Kyle Flanagans goal 6 minutes, 12 seconds into the third.
Its real tough St. Lawrence coach Greg Carvel said. ... I thought we played real well in the second period and the first 10 minutes of the third. But mistakes we made let them back in the game and this has been our issue all year, we allow teams to capitalize on our mistakes.
That was a tough third period, Flanagan said. But in the first five minutes, we came out and got those goals.
After freshman left wing Pat Megannety scored on the power play at 8:53 for Clarksons first goal, Alex Boak followed with a goal by knocking in a rebound at 12:50 to pull the Golden Knights within 3-2.
With the Saints clinging to the one-goal advantage, Megannety delivered the tying tally at 17:16 as he positioned himself near the goal and knocked in a pass from T.J. Moore past goalie Matt Weninger with 2:44 left in regulation.
I think our biggest issue is our battles around the front of our net, Carvel said. We have a hard time defending against ugly goals. All those goals were rebounds, they threw the puck into the paint and they had position and out battled us on at least two of those goals.
St. Lawrence broke a scoreless tie nearly midway into the game as Carey finished off a partial breakaway at 9:40 of the second period.
After Jeremy Wick scored on a St. Lawrence power play to put the Saints up 2-0 just 1:22 into the third, Flanagan finished off a sharp give-and-go sequence with Sean McGovern to finish off a 3-on-1 breakaway at 6:12.
Sure we scored some pretty goals, Carey said. But weve got to score some ugly goals as well.
Clarkson, which has seemingly always risen to the occasion recently against St. Lawrence, is now 5-0-1 in the past six conference meetings.
The Saints also havent won in Potsdam in their past three games (0-2-1) over the course of three seasons with their last win there coming in a 4-3 decision in January 2009.
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On a positive note, St. Lawrence moved out of last place in the ECAC and into a tie for 10th-place with Colgate.
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"I was skiing very freely, because I also had the intention to get an idea of the slope for the giant slalom. The result surprises me and probably the rest of the skiing world", Marcel Hirscher, smiling with relief, said at the World Championships Congress Center in Schladming during the press conference. It's a fact that the 23-year-old specialist for technical events has only participated in four World Cup super-Gs so far. He only gained points once – in Val d'Isere in 2009 as 11th. His explanation for 3rd place, "I used number 2 the best way possible, the course was technically challenging, so I could get a lot out of it. It was a really good race and my ski-tech Edi Unterberger selected the suitable Doubledeck from the choice of speed skis." Hirscher comments the overall World Cup, "Nothing has been decided yet!" The sensation in the super-G influences the battle over the overall World Cup title. Hirscher has to catch up 75 points, "It's a second place [80 points] I need to achieve. I still have two opportunities for this and I will give my best and full throttle. It's not like racing down just like that was enough for me to finish on the podium without any effort. Anyways, in regards to the overall World Cup nothing has been decided yet."


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Here are some more that a 35year sober man just sent me..
A very elderly gentleman, (mid nineties) very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel smelling slightly of a good after shave, presenting a well looked-after image, walks into an
upscale cocktail lounge. Seated at the bar is an elderly looking lady, (mid eighties).
The gentleman walks over, sits alongside of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, do I come here often?"
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.
The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"
The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... the one that's red and has thorns."
"Do you mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?
Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged.
However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman--already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet--who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
"I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."
Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. "Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?" he asks.
"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
"Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she asks.
"No, I can remember it."
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He says, "I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."
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?I told you to write it down! Where's my toast?"
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Now the games count.
The preseason scrimmages, Injury Fund contests, and last weekend's non-league openers are all history. Now the high school football games, pitting division opponents against each other, mean something in the standings.
And they get under way tonight, with eight league games scattered throughout the state, and one, a Division IV contest between North Smithfield and Hope, taking place tomorrow at 1:30 p.m. in Providence.
Tolman will make its Division I debut tonight at 7 when the Tigers head to Cranston Stadium to take on a veteran Cranston East club. Expectations are sky high at Cranston East this year, where the Thunderbolts, who haven't had a winning season since 2008, are expected to return to their winning ways.
The 'Bolts shredded Division II Toll Gate, 47-12, last week, but the Tigers did likewise in their 49-6 trouncing of Division II Mount Hope. Running back Mamour Samb ran for over 100 yards and scored four touchdowns to key the Tigers' attack.
A win over the 'Bolts would go a long way for the Tigers because the next two weeks promise to be awfully difficult ones. They will host mighty La Salle Academy next weekend and pay a visit to equally-potent Bishop Hendricken the week after.
The top game taking place tonight inside the Blackstone Valley is Cumberland's 7 p.m. marquee showdown with Division II-B foe Central at Tucker Field. It was the Clippers' 19-6 win over the Knights last season that clinched a playoff berth and came in the middle of an impressive seven-game win streak.
The Knights, who lost to Chariho in last year's Super Bowl, graduated a lot of key players, but still have their share of skill players ready to do some damage. And speaking of skill players, the Clippers have almost all of them back from last year's team, starting with their captains, tailback Erik Travers, tight end Trent Vasey, and wide receiver Mitchell Baxter.
Like Cumberland, Woonsocket has an interesting Division II showdown on its hands in the form of a contest on the road tonight at 7 against Johnston, which traditionally plays awfully tough at home and again promises to be a contender for a playoff berth.
The Novans, who are trying to erase the sting of last year's 1-6 record, raised some eyebrows last weekend by defeating Division I East Providence, 21-0. With tailback Jalen Evans, who ran for over 100 yards in last week's win, back in action, and the Novans a year older, this should be the year they return to their winning ways.
It's hard to believe, but Shea hasn't experienced a winning season since 2007. But the Raiders have a good chance to get this season off to a promising start and follow up last week's 22-6 win over Lincoln with another victory over Pilgrim tonight at 7 p.m. at the Patriots' complex.
The Patriots, who have won just 10 league games over the last six years, appear to be headed for another long season, but the Raiders appear to be ready to take the next step up. Jason Almeida, Dennis Lloyd, and Aaron Rodriques, who played big roles in the victory over Lincoln, will look to continue their solid play this weekend.
St. Raphael, which suffered a tough non-league loss last week to former Division I foe Bishop Hendricken, will do its best to give Rogers a rude welcome to Division II football tonight when the Saints travel to Toppa Field for a 7 p.m. meeting against the former Division III champs and their one-time Thanskgiving opponents.
The Vikings are off to a rough 0-2 start, having lost to Division I Barrington and Portsmouth by a combined score of 74-16. The Saints, with all-around standout tailback Charles Correa back in action, could extend Rogers' misery and bus home with a satisfying victory if they give a strong performance.
Lincoln suffered through its first winless season in recent memory, but the Lions will try to kick off their Division III season on the right foot tonight at 7 p.m. at Ferguson Field when they take on a Moses Brown unit that's experiencing a rebuilding season. Quarterback John Galang leads the Lions into battle.
Burrillville has a long drive to Middletown tonight to face the Division III Super Bowl finalists in a 7 p.m. game. The junior-ladened Broncos topped Division IV Scituate last week, 28-14, but the competition promises to be tougher when they battle a veteran Islanders team determined to get back to the Super Bowl and win it.
North Smithfield, which has been 6-2 in each of the last two years, hope to keep the good times rolling in its contest with the Blue Wave, who are looking to bounce back after enduring its first losing season since 2007.
The Northmen, who took a 25-23 thriller from Division II Central last weekend, has most of their roster back from a season ago. That includes 1,000-yard tailback Paris Correia, quarterback Dan Jordan, and tight end Peter Keenan.
In past years, Central Falls has had its way with Division IV opponent Smithfield, but this year, the Warriors could be in for a battle with the much-improved Sentinels in their 6 p.m. meeting at Macomber Stadium.
After winning just five times from 2007-10, the Sentinels posted a 6-2 mark last year and earned a playoff berth. With a lot of returning veterans back, Smithfield could find itself playing bonus football after Thanksgiving again.
The Warriors, meanwhile, were hit hard by graduation following last season's appearance in the Super Bowl versus eventual champion Mount Pleasant. Their youth and experience showed in last week's 43-0 loss to former division foe Middletown.
East Providence is also in action, but the Division I Townies are venturing to Massachusetts for another non-league battle, this one against Foxboro of the competitive Hockomock League.
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