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Fedor Emelianenko is seen here in a new ad for Mercedes Benz with his trademark smirk for the entirety of his screen time.
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Lol love the title to this article.
OMG who else wants to go out a buy a Benze after watching that!!!!!????
I wish Dana would open his heart and let him in UFC. Im curious to know how well he might do. But then again he did get KO'd to a guy who is actually middle weight Dan Henderson.
I don't c how dan is a middle weight if he fights at lhw and walks around at over 220 pounds…
dude shut up. nobody likes you. "keep fitch forever" what are you trying to say? Maybe you get off to his performances in the cage where he nut hugs his opponents to death?
LHW or not, Dan Henderson could KO a fuckin' bull. No shame in losing to that guy.
wow it's the fat Russian guy that everybody thought was the best and then he went 1-3 in strikeforce sweet lol
fighting pedro rizzo in 2012 makes me lose all respect for this fight dodger
He would fight anybody if they'd let him into the ufc
He was one of the best at the time, I don't think anyone still thinks/says that though. Also, what Nick said is right, but the reason is because his management sucks. Although I do have a feeling he'll make it to the UFC one day, and you'll hear Dana saying how great the guy was/is yada yada.
Dude fedor was a beast in his time. He even knocked out a guy who weighed over 100 pounds more than him. He was just out of his prime against Hendo. Don't be like that
I bet Fedor drives a Cadillac.. AMERICA… FUCK YEAH.
Fedor has no license. He is carried to his destination by little Brazilian slaves while he sits on a pedestal of gold.
I heard brazillian powered pedestals of gold give great gas milage also very green friendly!
Pretty sure Fedor was the man in his prime.. You all talk down on him as if he is something horrible.. Everyone gets old and Fedor obviously never took PED's like te majority of fightera did bak before testing waa as demanded as now! Also. I see theae comments being poated in 2012. You guys dont remember Fedor fighting in the UFC last year??? Lol
Fedor is a nice humble guy I have no problem with him fedor wont ever fight in the ufc but if he did times and fighters changed from when he was in his prime he would either get knocked out submitted or out wrestled in that division he would fight anyone put in front of his yes but when your time has past your only going to get your body more unnecessary damage
I feel the need to buy a Benz now… just to pick up on bitches not because of Fedor…I love bitches
Could care less about the car… Was ugly… But that girl doin the floor routine… I'm gonna rush out … And buy me one of them…. Lmao…
Only mobsters in Russia can afford mercedes…
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When Ivy Simon, a 39-year-old from Chapel Hill, N.C., wanted to buy her first house in 2006, she borrowed $50,000 from her 401(k) for a down payment.
She paid back her loan easily, within two years. "I'm glad I did it, and I would do it again," Simon says. "I'd rather owe myself the money than a bank or someone else."
Simon isn't the only one who feels that way.
According to a study by Ameriprise Financial, 17% of Millennials have taken a loan from their employer-sponsored retirement plan—although the younger generation, farther away from retirement, tends to be more loan-happy than their older counterparts Gen X (13%) and Boomers (10%).
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The 401(k) loan, however, typically allows a person to borrow up to 50% of his or her account balance up to a maximum of $50,000 but requires it be repaid within five years—though the repayment schedule may be extended if you're using the money for a down payment on a home. The loan doesn't have to be approved by a bank, which means you can usually get your hands on the money quickly and without a credit check. Plus, interest rates may be lower than on standard bank loans.
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Plus, the lack of a substantial upfront cost to the loan may not be as good as it sounds. "While your 401(k) provider might tell you that you can borrow the money for free," explains Blaylock, "it isn't free. That money isn't earning anything until it's back in your account, plus, the interest payments aren't tax-deductible as they would be with something like a home equity loan. That's your borrowing cost." Not to mention that you're undoing all the hard work it took to get that money into your retirement savings in the first place.
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The picture you have of the entrance to Alta Vista Cemetery in Gainesville Hall County Ga. I wish you would label the picture showing the name of Cemetery and town. I live in Gainesville,and my husband is burried i Alta Vista. Thanking you. Gladys
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I am a rookie into searching my family's history, only about 3 weeks into this.
I believe I have found a typo in the birth year of whom I believe to be my GGG grandfather, John Clark Dunaway (#10648960).
I clicked on the "edit" tab and entered the correction, but I wanted to message you the source where I have the correction.. I'm not sure if that's what I'm supposed to do. It's from the http://www.gabartow.org/Cem/cem.MtCarmel.shtml spreadsheet and there is also a hyperlink in his name that will take you to their image of his CSA Veteran marker showing the correct year.
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Thank you very much. I'm working on my friend's family tree and wanted to make sure I had my information correct. Thanks for your work.
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I notice you are researching the name Williams. I am researching a George W. Williams, b. 26 Feb 1860 and died 11 May 1921 in DeKalb Co., AL. His father was Alexander G. Williams, born August 23, 1820 in SC and died 15 April 1865 in camp while serving in the Civil War at Dalton, Whitfield Co., GA. I wondered if he was one of the 421 unknown soldiers buried there. Do you have a copy of the list of these unknown soldiers that was found a few years ago? Also, are you aware of these Williams fellows?
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Hi - I've submitted an edit for this memorial and wanted to let you know what my sources are. Although the US Congress's biography lists his date of death as 22 Sep 1917, his original death record in NC states that he died 28 Sep 1917, as does the record in the NC Death index. The date on his tombstone appears to be 29 Sep 1917 (although I could be wrong given the angle of the photo).
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A traveler once arrived at a village inn after a hard day's travel, but the landlord said they were entirely full, and that it was utterly impossible to accommodate him; that his wife had of sleep on the sofa and himself on the floor, but he would see what his wife could do for him.
The good woman,on being applied to, said there was a room he might occupy, provided he would agree to the condition, viz; To enter the room in the dark and leave it early in the morning, to prevent scandal, as the room was double bedded and occupied by a lady.
This he agreed to.
About two o'clock in the morning an awful noise was heard in the house and our friend, the traveler was heard tumbling heels over head down stairs. The landlords, on arriving at the spot inquired what the matter was.
The traveler ejaculated, as soon as he could speak: "Oh, Lord! The woman's dead!"
"I know that," said the landlord; but how did you find it out?"
Collection: The Civil War Part IV. A Midwestern Perspective
Publication: Vincennes Weekly Gazette
Date: November 16, 1867
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The Department of Defense announced today that the team led by Lockheed Martin Systems Integration, Owego, N.Y., has been selected to build the new presidential helicopter (VXX) based on its U.S. 101 medium lift helicopter.
This $1.7 billion, cost plus award fee contract will launch the VXX programs system development and demonstration phase during which the program will integrate a system of systems with a modern, in-production aircraft to provide the president with safe and reliable helicopter transportation.
Todays announcement is a significant milestone that caps an exhaustive and deliberative source selection process that carefully followed the Federal Acquisition Regulations, said John Young, assistant secretary of the Navy for research, development and acquisition. The determined effort, long hours and hard work by both the VXX government team and the two industry teams will ensure a high level of quality and safety for future presidents, as well as a timely, efficient and effective program execution.
This decision truly reflects the best value and capability for the American taxpayer who is funding it, the Marines who will operate it and the future presidents who will fly in it, Young added.
The fleet of helicopters that currently supports the presidential mission includes 30-year old aircraft that were designed in the 1960s, fielded in the 1970s and no longer has the growth capability to incorporate the equipment necessary to provide suitable presidential support in the post 9-11 environment.
Under this replacement program, with its technology and performance improvements, a single platform will provide better savings in total ownership costs, engineering, maintenance and logistical support over the lifetime of the program, Young said. The president needs a more survivable helicopter while the nation engages in the Global War on Terrorism, and we are committed to providing it as soon as possible.
The original Presidential Helicopter Replacement Program of record proposed an initial operating capability in 2013. The VXX program was accelerated in 2003 with a currently planned IOC in fiscal year 2009.
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Wolfpack Men, Women Open Competition at ACC Track & Field Championships
April 19, 2012
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CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. – The NC State men's and women's track teams begin competition on Thursday at the ACC Outdoor Championships at Virginia's newly renovated Lannigan Field.
The three-day event begins with competition in the decathlon and heptathlon, with three field events and one distance race to conclude the opening day. Live results are available throughout the meet from Flash Results. The ACC.com will provide live coverage of Friday and Saturday's events at the above links.
The Wolfpack will be in strong contention in several individual events on Thursday, as championships are awarded in the men's and women's 10,000 meters, men's and women's hammer throw and men's javelin throw.
Junior Andie Cozzarelli won All-ACC and All-American honors in the women's 10,000 meters last year, finishing at the conference meet and 13th at the NCAA Championships. Earlier this year, she posted a personal-best time of 33:26.45 in the event at the Stanford Invitational. She will be joined by sophomore Halsey Merritt and freshman Joanna Thompson.
Two-time champion and All-American Ryan Hill is not entered in the men's 10,000 meters. He is running in the 1,500 meters and the 5,000 meters on Friday and Saturday, respectively. The Pack will be represented in the 10K by returning All-ACC senior Adam Henken, junior Patrick Campbell and sophomore Matt Sonnenfeldt. Henken was second to Hill at last year's ACC meet in the 10,000 meters.
The men's and women's hammer throw will also be decided on Thursday. All-ACC senior Lawanda Henry and Kortney Pearce will represent the Wolfpack women, while sophomore Nathaniel Williams, junior Grant Pearce and redshirt freshman Jule Rich will throw for the men.
The meet kicks into full stride on Friday and Saturday and the Wolfpack has several strong contenders, based on performances so far this season.
Hill, who owns the school record in the 1,500 meters and the school and ACC record in the 5,000 meters, will be in the limelight as he competes for two championships.
He will be joined in the 1,500 meters by senior Sandy Roberts, and in the 5,000 meters by senior Bobby Moldovan, Roberts, junior Brian Himelright and redshirt freshmen Michael Mansy and Bryan Spreitzer.
Himelright will also be a contender in the 3,000-meter steeplechase, after posting the league's fourth fastest time in the event earlier this spring.
Junior Kris Kornegay-Gober, who was named the Most Valuable Field Performer at the ACC Indoor Championships after breaking the meet record in the high jump, will be looking to win his second ACC title of the season. He and Duke's Tanner Anderson have the best mark of the outdoor season in the event.
Kornegay-Gober will also compete with teammates Emmanuel Davis and Kwame Boatwright in the long jump on Friday. Boatwright and freshman Carl Marant are entered in Saturday's triple jump competition.
Williams owns the ACC's best mark in the discus and will look to win his first ACC title on Saturday. Rich and Pearce will also compete in the hammer.
For the women, All-American Kenyetta Iyevbele, who did not advance to the finals of last year's ACC meet, but finished seventh at the NCAA Championships, looks to perform well in the women's 800 meters. She and teammate Tiayonna Blackmon have two of the ACC's top five times in that event heading into the meet.
Returning All-ACC performer Erin Mercer has the fourth fastest time this season in the 3,000-meter steeplechase. She will be joined by sophomore Samantha Norman.
Cozzarelli, Thompson and Merritt will double up by also competing in Saturday's 5,000 meters, along Mercer and Norman. Thompson and Cozzarelli have two of the five fastest times this season in the event by ACC runners.
Redshirt freshman Tremanisha Taylor will compete in both the shot put and the discus. She has the third best mark in the ACC this season in the shot and the second best in the discus. Henry, a former ACC champion in the shot, will also compete in that event. Taylor has the league's second best mark in the discus, followed closely by senior teammate Brittany Hampton.
Sophomore Lacey Shuman has the league's third best mark in the high jump, followed by senior Danielle Adams. Junior Karimah Shepherd has the ACC's fourth best long jump this season and she and junior Jazueline Daniels will look to score in the triple jump.


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The Apocalypse DLC pack adds a Nuclear Shelter building type, a "Survivalist" trait that reduces the amount of food Tropicans require, a hazmat suit for El Presidente and a new mission entitled "How I learned to love the bomb," which requires that the player (and their country, hopefully) survive a doomsday scenario.
New Tropico 4 DLC for Xbox 360 and PC challenges players to prepare for when the Cold War goes hot
Bracknell, UK, 17th October 2013 - The Cold War has gotten hotter, and mutually assured nuclear destruction is just around the corner...or is it? In the new Tropico 4 'Apocalypse' DLC, it'll be up to players to prepare their island nations, and their Tropican citizens, for the end. The new DLC, priced at £3.49/€3.99 on the Xbox 360® video game and entertainment system from Microsoft and Windows PC, gives players the tools they need to protect their island nations from the nuclear threat – protective shelters, a new survivalist trait (helps with scavenging food) and more.
Tropico 4 DLC – Apocalypse
The Cold War has turned hot and nuclear conflict is inevitable. Prepare the island nation of Tropico for the coming apocalypse and carefully choose which resources and factions to save from certain eradication. The new Nuclear Shelter provides and converts faction bonuses depending on its work mode. Don the new Hazmat suit and choose the Survivalist trait to become a true doomsday prepper.
New building: Nuclear Shelter (provides bonuses depending on work mode)
New trait: Survivalist (Tropicans need less food)
New outfit: Hazmat suit
New mission: How I learned to love the bomb - Survive a doomsday scenario
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Source: Charlie Sheen 'Destroyed' by Ashton News
Charlie Sheen wasted no time on Friday to mock the decision to replace him on 'Two and a Half Men' with Ashton Kutcher, calling the 'That '70s Show' alum a "sweetheart" but a choice that would bring the show down. Despite his public show of gravitas, a source close to Charlie tells me that privately he's "destroyed" by the casting news.
"He really thought that he would be invited back," a friend of Charlie's tells me. "After years of suffering no consequences for his behavior, why would he think anything else? Finally it has sunk in that he doesn't live by different rules to everyone else. Actions do have a consequences."
Following the news that CBS and Warner Bros. Television was going with Ashton, the young actor released a statement praising Charlie. "I can't replace Charlie Sheen but I'm going to work my ass off to entertain the hell out of people!"
In return, Charlie said: "Ashton Kutcher is a sweetheart and a brilliant comedic performer. Oh wait, so am I!!" the actor told TMZ. "Enjoy the show America, Enjoy seeing 2.0 in the demo every Monday, WB. Enjoy planet Chuck, Ashton. There is no air, laughter, loyalty, or love there."
My source reveals that the casting has hit him hard and that the lack of other offers has weighed heavily on him.
"He is destroyed that Ashton is replacing him. Destroyed," the friend says. "We are all worried that he hasn't hit bottom yet and that this could make him spiral out of control again. Especially after all the other productions that he assumed would happen have fell apart."
Shortly after Charlie was fired he hinted that he was in talks with FOX and HDNet and that he expected to get paid $1 million for a Vanity Fair interview. None of which has yet to be confirmed.
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- Tuesday 17 MayBy Woo-hoo
TARA: You and many others just sound like bitter people enjoying the pain of others, really. How about wishing people well for a change?
- Wednesday 18 MayBy Tim Flowers
I think that they made a great discision by replacing Sheen with Kutcher. Maybe Sheen should save enough money for his future, because he will probably need it. He will probably never work in Hollywood ever again (boohoo). Ashton will do a much better job than she has ever done. Plus a much better actor. Thanks...Tim
- Monday 16 MayBy kska
Duh! Whining!
- Tuesday 17 MayBy marilynHigh Rank Vote downVote upReport this
Ashton Kutcher LOSING
- Monday 16 MayBy walkin07
Don't they typecast anymore? Does this guy even look like an older brother to Cryer?
- Monday 16 MayBy lynnie
He isn't playing Charlie's part. He is being introduced as a totally new character like a cousing or neighbor or something.
- Monday 16 MayBy Christina
Don't be daft. Of course he's not playing Charlie, or any other "older" brother to Jon Cryer!
- Monday 16 MayBy walkin07
Oh, mea culpa. I didn't know that Ashton wasn't a replacement character. Guess I didn't look deep enough into it.
- Monday 16 MayBy B. OslanderHigh Rank Vote downVote upReport this
THe odds are he NOt going to be a older brother but a family member for sure...Long last one,
- Tuesday 17 MayBy pawnee1952
- Tuesday 17 MayBy Dee
So Ashton is not replacing Charlie, why even bother with the show.
- Thursday 19 MayBy Jimmy
Are you saying that Charlie looks like Jon Cryer?
I don't think so. Ashton will be fine. It's the
script that will win the day....or lose it.
- Monday 16 MayBy Cat
Can't wait to see Ashton on Two and a Half men. What a breath of fresh air. Charlie get help and realize you need to change your ways. It's just not working for you.
- Monday 16 MayBy John
I agree! I have never liked 2 1/2 Men and do not watch it because of Charlie Sheen. It might actually get me watching it with Charlie gone. I think it would be hilarious if the show continued to be successful and run for a few more seasons without him. Charlie needs to learn that when you bite the hand that feeds you, be prepared for the backlash.
- Monday 16 May
I've never seen the show either but I'm definitely tuning in now. Perhaps Ashton can play Jon's cousin who just got out of rehab and is trying to get his life together. Wouldn't that be ironic?
- Monday 16 MayBy B
It is amazing how many judgemental, mean spirited people are out there. How can so many be happy when things go bad for a person!!!
You all are worse than Charlie and not near as talented!
- Tuesday 17 May
You are pitiful...and uneducated.
- Tuesday 17 MayBy JLow Ranked Vote downVote upReport this
Maybe Demi can guest as Holland's sister!!
- Monday 16 MayBy bdc
charlie sheen is the result of being brought up in a left wing liberal household.Now he`s getting what he deserves!!Spoiled brat!!
- Monday 16 MayBy Jules
HAHA!! You pathetic soul...have to bring politics into everything. The one person I know raised in the most right-winged family I have ever seen is currently serving time in the state prison for child molestation. So, you might want to do some research before speaking your ignorance. But...that would require an open mind wouldn't it?
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Saskatchewan follows along with RCMP calls on Twitter
On Thursday night the Saskatchewan RCMP live tweeted every call they received across the province as a way of connecting with the community.
Sgt. Paul Dawson with the RCMP said they were tweeting to educate people about 911 and what they do.
"To open that door, just so people realize the type of calls we get, and also the breadth of calls."
They got 150 calls from all across the province in the eight-hour span.
Among them were 14 complaints about intoxicated people, nine people in a home uninvited, nine vehicle collisions, and eight assaults.
By far, the most common 911 calls they got weren't emergencies at all. They were either hang ups, or false calls.
When someone calls 911 and hangs up, that's not the end of the story.
"Every call that comes in, we want to make sure that person is okay, so although it may come in as a hang up call we still have to follow up with that and make sure that it isn't an emergency," said Dawson.
And 911 isn't the only way to get ahold of the RCMP. People can contact the individual detachment for the area, or call 310-RCMP.
RCMP also took the time to answer some questions from the public on Twitter.
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Memphis psychologist pleads guilty to lying to FBI about John Ford
The last chapter in the Tennessee Waltz closed Monday when a psychologist linked to John Ford pleaded guilty to a felony count of lying to the FBI.
Dr. Roger Morgan was caught on audiotape in 2005 speaking to Ford when the then-state senator was under federal surveillance.
On the tape, Ford asks Morgan, an old friend, to help raise money for a legal defense fund. Morgan then seeks Ford's help in passing legislation to benefit psychologists, telling the senator "words to the effect of you need something, I need something," according to the indictment against Morgan.
Later questioned by the FBI, Morgan denied speaking to Ford. He was indicted in 2008, after prosecutors won convictions against Ford and other legislators who had taken cash from FBI agents posing as corrupt businessmen in the Operation Tennessee Waltz sting.
Morgan was charged with two counts of making materially false statements. He pleaded guilty to one count of that indictment Monday.
Morgan, 56, faces sentencing June 23 before U.S. Dist. Judge Bernice Donald.
"The tapes quite frankly were very clear what John Ford was asking for," said Morgan's attorney, William Massey. Asked if his client tried to bribe Ford, Massey said "absolutely not."
Prosecutor Tim DiScenza told Judge Donald during the hearing that the government found no evidence Morgan ever paid Ford money as discussed on the tape.
Morgan still faces possible action by the state licensing board.
Morgan first won a license in 1998 with help from Ford. The Tennessee Board of Examiners in Psychology originally refused to give Morgan a license, citing his educational record that included degrees from South America and the West Indies, but relented after Ford passed a carefully tailored law.
State Department of Health spokeswoman Shelley Walker said the licensing board has broad discretion to act when a psychologist is convicted of a felony. That includes imposing disciplinary action ranging from special conditions to license suspension or revocation. However, Walker said the board "can neither confirm nor deny" any pending investigation.
As for Ford, 67, he remains in the Federal Correctional Institution in Memphis, where he was transferred last month in anticipation of testifying at Morgan's trial, now abated by the guilty plea. Officials at the prison did not return a reporter's call and it's unclear if Ford is to be returned to a federal prison in Yazoo City, Miss., where he is serving 19 years stemming from separate bribery and wire fraud convictions.
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So this is about as relevant as Boreus' year end rankings.
The kid manned up and admitted to making a mistake and is smart enough to know it's in his best interest to keep all his options open and make the best choice for him when he has examined all his options and finally has to choose.
Bet more than a few on here would have trouble doing the same.
Well said sir.
Plainsmen believe they are blue bloods, but its actually oxygen depravation caused by keeping their noses up above the stratosphere.
Can't really blame them tho since it's the only way they can avoid that pervasive barnish odor!
LOL - poor rowdy... young man is still confusing his roads with sewer mains.
Plenty of room for more suprises down the road with projects like this - all they need is about a couple dozen little 3 foot square areas marked on the plans as "future expansion" to come in later and place statues of all the great coaches that arent already represented if they like.
Also liked the earlier post about a mini wave pool type "rolling tide" display, and would recommend using Crimson lights as opposed to colored water since you know some boneheaded oposing fans will be sneaking up and changing the hue to match their goofy schools colors.
Make it quick and easy to drain that funk and refill and it would be perfect.
Some folks just cant survive the day without complaining about something.
Figure the more news these guys round up for me, the less I hafta go scrounge up on the web myself, so thanks for that Al.com - keep up the good fight gents!
Ah the oldest dodge in the book... Popularized by 1st graders everywhere:
"Hey no fair they cheated!"
Want to know were Bamaa really enjoys their "Huge Advantage"?
Watch a game sometime and check out the players and Coaches on the sidelines.
Until then, how about let's try to keep this side of the house a "snivel free" zone - ok kids?
Watched the NC replay again last night - plenty of missed calls on both sides, and I for one am always releived when the ref's decide to let the ticky tacky stuff go (again on both sides) and let the teams settle things on the field.
This isn't always the case and I'm sure we've all sat thru 5 hour games where the Zzzzzebras were having a good ol' yellow hanky fest and even calling the penalties that didn't happen.
Bottom line - as MessBurger said towards the end of the game... "This is a Mauling folks - A MAULING!" Even if Boreus and Pompadumb were out there throwing flags at the Tide they would have simply given Bama more chances to push LSU back further with more negative yardage plays.
Face it haters - the banners in the stadium read "Allstate BCS National Championship" and the Tide rolled 21-0 for one simple reason. They had the best team in the nation led by the best Coaches in the nation.
End of story.
Better late than never my friend. Is just fantastic that Bama is enjoying such success for all their hard work - from The top down to the fans it's been one heck of a fun ride this season.
Keep up the great work Bama!
Think Bama's new Tennis coaches summed up how great things were looking for the Tide quite nicely:
USC assistant George Husack, the 2012 Intercollegiate Tennis Association National Assistant Coach of the Year, will take over the Crimson Tide program, Alabama announced today.
"I'm ecstatic and extremely grateful for the opportunity afforded to me by Coach Moore and the University of Alabama," Husack said in a university release. "I was thoroughly impressed by so many things during the interview process including the staff, facilities, success, commitment and character of the athletic department, University and Tuscaloosa community. The passion and pride for the Crimson Tide is unimaginable. I can't wait to get started."
I have no trouble believing he's waxing something while dreaming of Coach Saban.
Don't look now, but some folks exceed the posted speed limits as well! AiiiEEEEEE
Yea TnT, Pompus likes to think he's pulling chains, but more often than not his reach exceeds his grasp.
Poor lad never seems to catch on that most are laughing at him instead of with him. Still must be entertaining to him tho as he just keeps coming back for more.
Hard to say what they were babbling about. Bama wears Crimson, Stony Brook wears Red... Maybe they are saying it's going to be a good rosy century for teams in red?
Everyone wants Chef Nick's classic NC recipe.
Love how he doesn't mind sharing ALMOST everything he does... Mainly because it takes a master Chef to mix all the proper ingredients just right.
First off - anything Nick does is automatically suspect to the darkside. If he wants a longsnapper then by all means offer him.
2nd - why does 5th estate and so many others have such a hissyfit over guys simply spreading the news?
Do you really think that any paper has the money to fly guys coast to coast daily to bring you news on all of any teams recruits?
3rd and Last - Yes some have been teasing Auburn due to their sending a longsnapper to the NFL draft before a few of the walk ons started trying out.
Imagine they might be pretty nervous about Nick taking their lone "Longsnapper U" title away from them too?
Tattoo has gone thru and pretty much responded to every single old post in this blog, and is now complaining about non-football talk?
Wanna bet his lil' chit chats with himself were footbal talk based at around - say over or under 5% tops?
Know they have german shepards - do they have bloodhounds available too?
Dang that does sound like a great way to start the day.
Guaranteed to put a lil' extra bounce in your step!
Hope they replay it again later on when I can catch it.
Ah poor Tattoo - will you never decide it's finally time to leave fantasy island? Reality isn't as scary as it looks pard.


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