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Amanda Holden's red carpet style is always on point
Laura Williams had no idea she was pregnant until her little boy dropped into her Ralph Lauren jogging bottoms
The married TV presenter admitted he has a thing for dark hair and blue eyes - even though his wife is blonde
The dance star has filmed a new documentary, The Bully Project, for ITV after bad experiences at school
The host had his make-up done but there was a catch. A very big catch
Leanne Bourne opened up about the moment she realised her sister gone behind her back with her own boyfriend
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The ITV2 show has got a brand new game for the brand new series
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Phillip Schofield's fun new gameshow involves hypnotism, hilarity and leading the players a merry trance
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Giant doggy guest Hulk was overcome with excitement and Phil couldn't help but comment on his 'doghood'
The broadcasting watchdog received 120 complaints about the Fifty Shades Of Grey-inspired feature but Schofield insisted the show has always pushed the boundaries
Strutting Dave from the So Money Supermarket advert in which he struts in heels wearing a pair of denim shorts
The actress who plays Beth Latimer sat down for a chat on This Morning to discuss storylines in the ITV drama
The actor has the lead role in the new series, which follows the lives of the first British convicts who were sent to Australia
Nathan Thursfield, 20, revealed he's £20,000 in debt after spending all of his wages on beauty treatments to follow in the footsteps of his idol
This Morning is facing an Ofcom investigation following Fifty Shades-inspired segment
The presenter was left open-mouthed as Doris' dramatic exit was shown
With Joe Miller hours away from hearing his fate, and a killer still on the loose, there's sure to be fireworks tonight
The presenter was a good sport when he tried out the food as he grilled a mystery guest
The TOWIE stunner accidentally swore while the cast members were discussing the upcoming series
The former TOWIE star chatted about the new series of Take Me Out and
Ed Miliband delivered a polished performance on the This Morning sofa as he hit back at claims he is gaffe-prone
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The Celebrity Juice star says he gets grief every day from Twitter trolls and it leaves him f***ing terrified
Hosts Phillip Schofield and Christine Bleakley were shown a demonstration and 50 complaints were made to Ofcom about the segment.
Sexpert Annabelle Knight joined the TV presenter and Christine Bleakley on the chat show ahead of Valentine's Day
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Wellington: Former New Zealand Rugby Union CEO Chris Moller has been elected the new chairman of New Zealand Cricket.
Moller will replace Alan Isaac, who stepped down after two years as chairman and 20 years on the board to take up the position of ICC vice-president.
Moller has been a New Zealand Cricket board member since September 2008, having previously held roles of NZRFU CEO and Fonterra Co-operative Deputy Chief Executive.
As chairman he will be New Zealand's delegate to the International Cricket Council (ICC) Board, Stuff.co.nz reports.
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Now you can date pigeons on almost any platform
Hatoful Boyfriend, a deeply weird yet touching visual novel where you date birds, has just come out for PlayStation 4 and its attendant handheld, the Vita, so it's a good time for us to recommend it. As I write this, there is a virulent thrumming, like a sick animal growl, coming from our windowsill: It is the persistent, almost threatening coo of a local city pigeon who has decided our bird feeder is now its territory. I'm going to just go ahead and suggest you play the pigeon dating game.
If you want to know more about it, last year Laura wrote about Hatoful Boyfriend for Rock Paper Shotgun, and without spoiling anything she digs into the genuinely-subversive elements of the game, aspects that have fun at the expense of the visual novel format, its tropes and conventions. Just when you think you have mastered all the conceits of bird-dating, something unexpected happens.
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That pigeon is still outside. It is starting to frighten me. This isn't a joke.
Oh my God a hawk just ripped up a pigeon right in front of me and totally just sat there eating it
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Elderly woman strangles pigeons
Cambridge, England, has a pigeon problem. The verminous birds cause so much mess that a $170,000 annual budget was established to deal with them. Progress has been slow, however—too slow for one resident.
A serial "pigeon strangler" has been prowling a historic street in Cambridge to rid it of the messy birds. Traders in Rose Crescent have told how the elderly woman, a resident of the street, is so sick of flocks of the feathered feral creatures making a mess she has started her own one-woman cull. ... "You see a lot of things in the city but that is really odd. She told me she has asked the council to cull the pigeons but they won't do it. I suppose she decided to take the matter into her own hands. When I saw her with a dead pigeon she just said,"I strangled it". You just learn to say OK to something like that."
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Sigma 50-500mm F4-6.3 EX DG/HSM now available for Four Thirds fitting
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Sigma 50-500mm f/5-6.3 DG OS HSM lens arrives in the UK.
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Sigma bring five new lenses to the photography market.
- 22 Feb 2010
Defect found in some Sigma lenses
Auto focusing issue affects limited number of Sigma telezoom lenses.
- 16 Jun 2010
New Sigma lens hood adapter
New lens hood adapter for the Sigma 50-500mm f/4-6.3 DG OS HSM lens.
- 27 Jul 2010
Sigma confirm compatibilty issue with HSM lenses on the Nikon D200
The lenses are incompatible with the 'Quick AF' button without a firmware upgrade. HSM lenses will function normally on the D200 with all other functions.
- 22 Dec 2005
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Ten DG EX telephoto lenses from Sigma
Sigma expand their Digital range with 10 new models
- 15 Feb 2005
Tamron And Sigma Offer Canon Service Updates
Tamron and Sigma have issued a fix for compatibility issues with Canon 5Ds and 5DsR cameras.
- 26 Jun 2015
Sigma to exhibit new range of lenses at Photo Imaging Expo 2006
Sigma will display new products like APO70-200mm F2.8 EX DG Macro HSM, 17-70mm F2.8-4.5 DC Macro, 12-24mm F4.5-5.6 EX DG Aspherical /HSM and others as well as DC lenses for digital cameras, digitally optimized DG lenses, SD10 camera, Film SLR camera and flashguns.
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HTC One Camera Phone With UltraPixel Announced
HTC has announced a new smartphone with a camera designed for optimum image quality with an UltraPixel sensor.
- 22 Feb 2013
Photographer Clicks His Way To Top Honour
A clever photo of a family inside small boxes has helped a Nottingham photographer pick up his first national award.
- 29 Jun 2011
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Nikon Launch Interchangeable Lens Cameras
Nikon today introduces Nikon 1, a revolutionary digital camera system built from scratch to offer still image and movie recording without compromise.
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Sony Lens Roadmap 2015 Plus New FE Lenses
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Sony Introduce Four New Cyber-Shot Cameras
Sony introduce a series of small cameras which they say will give a 'big performance'.
- 12 Jan 2012
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Canon Launch Three New PIXMA Printers
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- 17 Sep 2012
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- 4 Mar 2014
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Nikon Capture Version 4.40 Updater for Windows Released
New version adds support for the forthcoming D200 plus other features.
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playroom- love the colors and the maps on the wall!! Could even put pins in places they have been and tack pics of places that want to go "Oh the places you'll go!"
new art room revolving gallery idea -For those of you who have experience with kids, you know they create a lot of art. To display some of her kids' art, I suggested she create a rotating art gallery on a wall in the Homework/Art Area. This can be done by purchasing some frames at a thrift store, spray painting the frames, removing the glass and replacing it with corkboard.
Fresh White Dining Rooms I still have a thing for predominantly white dining spaces and one of my favorite magazines, VTWonen, shows plenty of them month after month


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Excellent Customer Support Representative
Philippines - Last active: 21 hours ago - Tests: 12
My objective is to find a permanent full-time job that will enable me to improve my interpersonal skills and customer service orientation. I wish to attain growth in terms of career development and financial stability. I am well acquainted in the field of professional customer service and team management. If you are looking for an outstanding support representative and/or a team leader, I am the Man you should be hiring.
- Customer service
- Customer support
- Helpdesk
- Email Handling
- chat support
- Live Chat Operator
- Administrative Support
- Virtual Assistant
- Zendesk
- Project management
Associated with: OneFreelance, OneFreelance Agency
Customer Service &Support/Phone,Chat and Email Support / Telesales/ VA
Philippines - Last active: 21 hours ago - Tests: 11 - Portfolio: 12
I have been with the outsourcing industry for more than 5 years since 2008. I started out as a Technical Support Rep. and became a Resolutions Specialist for almost 2 years, then became an Operations Supervisor for a sales and technical campaign for a year. I have also been a Customer Service Representative for a sales account. I am a committed individual who is success driven, adaptable to change and always strive to meet goals and objectives. I have great experience in customer service, sales and technical accounts and people management. My core competencies are : - Customer Service / Sales / Voice and non Voice - Helpdesk / Phone support / Email / Chat Support / Technical support - Telemarketing / Appointment setting / Lead Generation - Admin and back office jobs like Data Entry / Data Mining / Virtual Assistant My goal is to provide quality service to those who seek it. A dedicated,self motivated and a good team player who can work well under minimum supervision,my objective would always be to meet my clients expectations.
- Customer service
- Sales
- Virtual Assistant
- chat support
- Call Handling
- Email Handling
- Helpdesk
- Technical Support
- Data Entry
- Administrative Support
- Customer support
- Phone Support
Associated with: VWP Manpower Agency, Perfect Solution Company
UK based Telephone Operator/ Administrator/Music industry professional
United Kingdom - Last active: 2 months ago - Tests: 9 - Portfolio: 9
An Native English speaker based in London, United Kingdom. Excellent spoken English and a polite and professional manner. Seeking telephone based work, office support roles or work as a General Assistant. 15 years' experience working within traditional offices and 3 years' experience providing virtual/remote services to international clients. Industry experience: Medical / National Health Service. UK Government / Local Authority/ Housing repairs. Beauty and Hair industry. Law (brief temporary role at a firm) Social Services. Not for profit/ charitable sectors. Music (including 20 years as a Singer within the Gospel music industry). I.T. Experience includes working with UK companies and clients within the USA, Finland and Australia. An individual with a neutral British accent and professional telephone manner. (A voice sample is available) Extensively trained as a Telephone/Switchboard Operator. A confident and hardworking professional with skills also in Customer Services, Administration and as an Acting Supervisor. A great communicator with a friendly approach, good interpersonal skills and a passion for customer satisfaction. Able to work with or without supervision. Skills: -Handling a high volume of inbound & outbound calls -Following a script whilst on the phone. -Interacting with both professionals and general members of the public. -Engaging in 3 way/conference calls with customers and translators. -Handling complaints and complex queries. -Switchboard / Telephone Operator duties (experience with using 12 switchboards) -Help desk and Front Desk duties. -Acting Supervisor duties. -Handling difficult and challenging customers. -Telephone Mystery Shopping -General Administration/ Office support (using fax, printing, copier and scanning machines) - Usability testing websites - Using Kindle Fire tablet device - Taking pictures using a smart phone - Sending text messages -Using CRM databases. -Online research; using search engines -Online chat/ Instant Messenger / Social Networking -Typing 30 wpm -Data Entry -Handling email -Setting Appointments -Using Skype. -Posting job ads and basic marketing. -Screening CVs/ resumes from job applicants. -Participating in market research projects- face to face and online. -Using Microsoft and Google Docs applications. -Using Open Office (compatible with Microsoft) -Shipping packages in the mail and general post office duties. -Using Audacity recording software. -Basic knowledge of 'Assyst' and 'Track it' call logging software. -Training Customer Service staff -Managing people -Teaching English to foreign speakers via Skype and telephone. (students in the Czech Republic and Armenia) -Acting as an emergency contact/hospitality person to students and interns visiting the UK. Police/Criminal record background checked. (Enhanced CRB/DBS disclosure) Also travelled extensively to 15 U.S States and various European and African cities. Interested in working on projects connected to culture and travel. References from non- oDesk clients and employers can be arranged. Please send a request. Home based office contains: Broadband Internet, Windows XP, Skype, Open Office software (compatible with Microsoft Office), land line phone, headset with a microphone, webcam, printer, scanner and copier.
Technical Support/Customer Care
El Salvador - Last active: 4 months ago - Tests: 6
I am a confident self starter, I work well on my own initiative and as part of a team. Having gained skills and knowledge in my education and in the workplace I worked in a number of roles within the call center industry. In my current position, I am part of a team that reviews contractors' work diaries since they are freelancers who work from home. We focus on enforcing company policies and procedures for over 600 employees which are located all over the world. I am resourceful, decisive, team-oriented who excels at envisioning and implementing present and future organizational needs. My performance and results reflect strong personal initiative, leadership, good judgment, discretion and accountability. I am a native English and Spanish speaker and my 8 year experience in the call center industry involves management, technical support, quality assurance and customer support.
Becoming a Superstar!!!
Serbia - Last active: 01/23/2014 - Tests: 15
My goal is to overcome the expectations of the client at all times, to please the clients needs for success on the job. Persistence and diligence are my main strengths, I am versatile. Looking for an opportunity to do a job for you in the best possible way. I have experience in telemarketing, outbound sales, call center management, event management and public relations. Also I can do internet research,data entry,article writing, translation Serbian-English-Serbian, Appointment setting and many more.
Virtual Assistant - Research - Data Entry
United States - Last active: 2 months ago - Tests: 18 - Portfolio: 4
To provide project support in Data Entry, Research, Administrative and Accounting tasks based on 30 years Office Administration and Accounting experience. My goal is to provide my clients with timely and reliable services for their administrative and bookkeeping needs. Industry experience includes: Tourism, Aerospace, Transportation, Health Insurance, Construction (Commercial and Residential).
- Intuit QuickBooks
- Peachtree Accounting
- Bookkeeping
- Bank Reconciliation
- Cost accounting
- Accounts Payable Management
- Accounts Receivable Management
- Payroll Processing
- Data Entry
- Tax preparation
- Customer service
- Internet research
- Travel Agent
- Helpdesk
- Microsoft Excel
- Microsoft Word
- Microsoft PowerPoint
- Microsoft Access Administration
- Microsoft Outlook Development
Linux/Unix Configurations And Installation
Finland - Last active: 5 months ago - Tests: 3
Have diverse and eclectic background in system administration, NOC management, customer support and internal help desk support. Can demonstrated proficiency in optimization of legacy projects, Virtualization, mass management of servers not limited to RedHat Enterprise, CentOS, Ubuntu, HA Linux cluster, Mail Server Optimization and Configuration, NOC management in 24/7 support environments. AREA OF EXPERTISE (1) Experience in LINUX/UNIX Administration, Shell Scripting followed by expertise in installation, configuration and administration of multiple environments like Red-hat Linux5/6, CentOS 5/6, Ubuntu12.04 and Windows 2003/2008. (2) Strong in troubleshooting, monitoring, training and 24/7 production support in mission critical environments. (3) Experience in working with systems supports teams to define, architect and maintain highly available production systems. (4) Experience in Installation, Configuration, Integration, Tuning, Backup, Crash recovery, Upgrades, Patching, Monitoring System Performance, System and Network Security and Troubleshooting of Linux Servers. (5) Experience in creating physical volume, logical volume, volume groups using LVM's in Linux. (6) Proficient in Networking, configuring TCP/IP, DNS, SAMBA, LDAP, SSH, SSL, SFTP, SMTP, SNMP. (7) Experience in virtualization like VMware Installation and monitoring Virtual environments with ESXi 5.x servers and V-Sphere. (8) Experience in Linux patch management and packages source installations. (9) Experience in installation, configuration of LAMP Server based on Linux environments using cloud computing services like amazon, digitalocean, etc. (10) Experience in Disaster Recovery management. (11) Have technical, professional & management skills plus excellent business understanding and strong communication skills.
Business Analyst & Tech Writer
United States - Last active: 07/30/2014 - Tests: 4 - Portfolio: 1
I have over 10 years of experience in Business Analysis and Technical Writing. If you have issues translating end user requirements into information your developers can use, I am your solution. When development is complete I can lead the client through end user testing and create the documents they need to use their new application. I also have a great deal of experience working with and managing virtual teams, in which the team members were scattered across time zones and cultures.
- Business Analysis
- Project management
- Microsoft Excel
- Microsoft Access Administration
- Data Analytics
- eBay Listing/Writing
- Test Case Design
- Test Automation
- Database testing
- Software QA Testing
- Software Debugging
- Technical writing
- Technical Editing
- Technical Support
- User acceptance testing
- User's Guide Writing
- HP QuickTest Professional (HPQTP)
- Microsoft Project
- Microsoft Visio
- Helpdesk
- Online Help
- Business Writing
- Retail Ops Management
- Game Testing
Professional technical support agent and computer repair technician
United States - Last active: 05/09/2014 - Tests: 2
I have 6 years of technical support and customer service experience. I have been repairing computers with both software, and hardware issues for 15 years. I am a flexible technical professional. I have intermediate experience in the following web development: HTML, CSS, PHP, XML, MySQL. I have a basic understanding of Javascript, jQuery, AJAX, and Ruby on Rails. I am looking to provide outstanding customer service and technical support. I am always continuing to advance my understanding of web development and programming in general.
CCNA / Tech Support & Customer Service / Data Entry / Web Research
Philippines - Last active: 05/01/2014 - Tests: 16 - Portfolio: 3
I joined Odesk to showcase my skills, knowledge and working experience for world-wide professions. I always aim to provide Excellent Quality Service and High Pace Performance in the service of my profession. My Ultimate Goal here at Odesk is to provide Excellence in Service and total Client Satisfaction. I always ensure that I would be able finish any projects/tasks on time or earlier with accurate and positive results. With regards to my profession, I am a Data Entry, Web Research and Email Marketing Specialists. I do most of my job using MS Word, MS Excel & Other Microsoft Applications together with Google Docs. I also have 5 years of experience with Data Entry and Web Research projects upon which I was able to complete with fast, accurate and positive quality results. I'm also skilled at HTML Formatting and WEB 2.0 Designing as well as Posting/Blogging Articles. In addition to my actual working experience, I have 5 Years of Experience in providing World Class Technical and Customer Service Support together with Remote Helpdesk Solution in handling Linksys-CISCO Networking Devices (Routers, Adapters, NAS) and Engenius Long Range Wireless Devices (Access Points & Bridges) as well as Cordless Analog Telephone Systems (Durafon Series). I've attained the 2nd Level of Technical Support Division as a Senior Product Support Specialists Level 2 in just under 2 years of stay in Synnex-Concentrix Corporation and then 4 months later became a Technical Lead for the Case Resolution Team for 2 years. I've undergone a CCNA Training Course within 2-months time and passed the CCNA Exam last September 2011 with High Marks. My level of expertise are based on designing and setting up Wireless Hotspots and Home & Business Class Networking from different business structures mostly at business & office facilities, hotels, warehouses, shops, farms, home internet users, RV Parks and as well as linking buildings together using the Wireless Distribution System from Engenius Networking Products. I'm also knowledgeable in managing, configuring and setting up CISCO Enterprise Routers (CISCO 2800-2811 series) with Routing Protocols (RIP, EIGRP, OSPF) together with creating ACL's and NAT on it. In addition, I'm also knowledgeable in implementing Inter-VLAN routing on CISCO Catalyst Switches Series (2950, 3550). And at present, I'm currently in the process of undergoing training for FreePBX on an Asterisk Phone System. Even though there are still a lot more to learn in the IT World today, I am very willing to undergo any training or enhancement program to be able to fulfill and serve in what the Company needs most.
- Microsoft Word
- Customer service
- Data Entry
- Comptuer Maintenance
- Microsoft Excel
- cisco routers
- Microsoft Visio
- Technical Support
- Network Administration
- Network Planning
- Cisco IOS
- Oracle Database Administration
- Network Security
- chat support
- Email Technical Support
- Helpdesk
- Phone Support
- Telephone Handling
- Internet research
- Email Marketing
- Salesforce App Development
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Headless wonder: Serious Sam 3 BFE Trailer8 Jul 2011
If you've often pondered, as I have, what it takes to be a Kamikaze warrior in Lord Mental's legion, this new Serious Sam 3 BFE trailer may answer some of those lingering queries.
It invites us to meet the fa… err… lack of face behind the screams, in a candid interview with a headless kamikaze minion named Brett. Before having his head removed and bombs attached to his hands, Brett was in sales. So you can see how this was kind of a promotion.
Serious Sam 3 BFE is due for release on PC, Xbox 360 and PS3 in the third quarter of 2011.
Source: rockpapershotgun.com
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