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Part of the reason I made the jump to Evernote full- time after using it in conjunction with Simplenote was the top-notch Android app. Don't get me wrong, the iOS version is pretty good and the desktop clients are undeniably awesome, but the widget is what makes this a killer tool for capturing info. With a single tap I can snap a pic of the newest beer to grace my palate, take some notes and tag it with the style and brewery.
But I don't want to get too wrapped up in singing its praises. The omission of a Linux app, a painfully slow web interface and the lack of free offline access on Android irk me more than a little. And it still isn't an ideal solution for quickly making or updating lists. Sadly, I don't actually feel like I've landed on the perfect note-taking solution; it's more that I've accepted defeat and settled for the least bad option. Maybe it's time to pay more attention to that Moleskine I splurged on.
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I ditched any semblance of a normal audio setup a long time ago. As a result, my poor girlfriend can't just switch on the radio, or play a CD -- she has to navigate a world of DLNA, media centers and WiFi. Needless to say, then, any audio toy I can get my hands on, I likely will. Enter the FiiO E17 DAC / headphones amp. Do I need one of these? Probably not, but that stopped being a major factor of purchasing decisions some time ago.
The E17 (or Alpen, as it's also known) looks very much like an exquisite MP3 player with its luxurious brushed metal finish, crisp LED display and tactile buttons. None of this matters one jot, however -- not even the cute dual-color ring that lights up around the power button. What does matter is that it sounds great. Over USB you'll get 24 bit / 96kHz of slightly warm loveliness. If you're using the SPDIF, you can go all the way up to 192 kHz, and why the heck not!
I could probably spare myself the extra gadget in the chain for the majority of my listening, but there is definitely a satisfaction to be gained from plugging into this little fella, and watching it sit there motionless, feeding your ears thanklessly. The fact that I was looking for something to justify a new pair of over ear headphones is beside the point.
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Routers. Even the thought of buying a new one is daunting, even for someone that's toyed with just about all of them. If you're in the market for one, and you need insane range, I'd encourage you to stop hunting. Netgear's dual-band N900 is -- without question -- the most impressive wireless router I've ever had the pleasure of using. I recently relocated, and due to the amount of space between the top floor and lower floor of my new abode, I went through three routers that simply wouldn't broadcast wireless waves throughout the place.
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In four months of use, I haven't had to reboot it once. That's pretty impressive. It also features a fairly useful admin panel, including a notification option that'll ping you when you're approaching your monthly bandwidth limit (yeah, some of us have those). At $160-plus it ain't cheap, but it's far better than buying a lesser router and a flaky extender.
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FACULTY POSITION IN Culinary Arts and Hospitality Management
SUNY Cobleskill is seeking talented and innovative faculty to join the college community as we build a new vision for our second century as a college of agriculture and technology. Offering associate's and bachelor's degree programs, SUNY Cobleskill values innovative teaching and faculty committed to engaging pedagogies, collaborative and interdisciplinary endeavors, global perspectives, applied learning including internships and undergraduate research, and high levels of interaction with students.
The Culinary Arts program is housed within the Department of Agriculture and Food Management. There are currently seven full-time faculty in the department who work closely together to offer associate's degrees in Culinary Arts and Restaurant Management and a baccalaureate degree (BBA) in Management Technology with a concentration in Culinary Arts. The program is ACF accredited. There are currently 150 students registered in the associate's programs and 50 students in the BBA degree program. The programs are designed so that graduates are ready and able to enter the professional world as enthusiastic young culinarians.
SUNY Cobleskill's modern culinary facilities include two kitchen labs specifically designed for skills development, a catering kitchen and dining room, and a newly renovated campus 40 seat restaurant designed for ala carte service with an additional large, modern lab classroom and kitchen. The restaurant regularly features beef and other farm raised products from our campus, which are processed by our students in SUNY's only USDA inspected meat processing lab.
Tenure-track appointment as Assistant Professor begins August 2013.
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We seek a highly qualified individual who will be able to comfortably demonstrate their abilities to teach a broad range of culinary and hospitality classes including hospitality management and service, and food and beverage management using current technologies that foster student success in the classroom. Examples of such courses are Beverage Management and Mathematics for Hospitality Operations. Responsibilities may also include internship supervision.
We ultimately seek an individual who will provide excellent practical and theoretical instruction in an environment that is professional and builds teamwork. It is expected that our new faculty member will be willing to take part in interdisciplinary and collaborative teaching efforts as we prepare our students for the ever changing world of culinary arts and restaurant management, and to work to support continued American Culinary Federation accreditation including required annual professional development activities.
An earned master's degree in culinary arts, hospitality or closely related area is required; PhD preferred. ABD at time of application with terminal degree completed by December 31, 2013 will also be considered. ServSafe food handler certification or equivalent, and five years of direct industry experience in hospitality as a manager or higher are also required. Skills in POS Systems and other industry related software are a plus. One year of successful documented teaching experience, industry certifications and memberships are desirable. Candidates will be expected to demonstrate their teaching techniques at the time of on-site interviews.
- Tenure-track appointment as Assistant Professor begins August 2013.
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We haven't done much on oDesk, but we have delivered lots of web projects on other freelance sites and getting most of our work from personal contacts. Over the last 12 years, we have developed a wide range of websites using HMTL, DHTML, PHP, Wordpress Magento cakePHP Drupal Zend Oscommrce PHP Mysql including sites for startup companies and small businesses. Our core competency lies in complete end-to-end management of a new website development project, and we are seeking opportunities to build websites from the ground up for you or your business. Our objective is to work fully according to the client's requirement and to give them valuable suggestions for the improvement of their websites so that their business grows up further. To best utilize my skills in Joomla!, WordPress, VirtueMart, Zen Cart, PHP,cakePHP, Oscommrce, MySQL and technical writing in solving problems and helping others to achieve their business goals. Our unique proposition: We are young and professional on Joomla Wordpress Magento cakePHP Drupal Zend Oscommrce PHP And Mysql applications developer group. We do quality work because eventually it's our work which speaks and thus, bring us more clients. Our PSD-to-Joomla conversion service. With FREE Joomla Installation. Delivery within 2 days. Service Description Ingenious Infotech is actually a group of 20 Joomla Wordpress Magento cakePHP Drupal Zend Oscommrce PHP Mysql eCommerce experts. We love doing PHP developments and customizations for our clients but we do ask our client before going for any idea. First, we discuss our ideas as per the client's requirement and if he agrees over that, we completely engross our hearts and minds and everything into it!! Joomla is something we love to do. Be it a Joomla template or a Joomla-based social networking component or a highly customized Joomla-Virtuemart based Online Store. Or anything Joomla. You name it, We do it. Why we call ourselves as the Everything Joomla Wordpress Group? Well, it's simply because of our excitement and experience in working with Joomla and Wordpress. We love Joomla and wordpress to its core! So what we do? * Joomla Templates * Upgrade to Joomla 2.5, 2.5.8 & 3.0 and make it up-to-date * Wordpress Templates * Joomla Virtuemart Online stores * PSD-to-Joomla conversion * PSD to Wordpress Conversion * Custom Joomla websites/portals * Custom Wordpress websites/portals * Custom PHP Developerment * Cake PHP Development * Magento Development * osCommerce Development * Drupal Development * Auction Application, Social Networking Application , Open Cart, Amazon AWS, API's Development. * Paypal & Authorize.net Integration * Social Frameworks: SocialEngine, Jomsocial, Community Builder * MySQL: database architecture, custom mysql queries * Facebook: custom facebook applicattions, integrating facebook funstions into the web sites (like facebook login, likes, comments etc) * HTML, CSS: template modifications, custom templates from scratch, PSD to html conversions CakePHP - We love to use CakePHP for large scale application. We are having experience in cakephp Component development, Cake Bake, Schafolding, Different level of custom validation, ACL, Payment Method integration(Like Paypal etc.), Multilingual Support. Wordpress - Core development of Theme, Plugin, Widget, Custom Menu, Custom banner with category selection, and customization too We have custom services like PSD-to-Joomla for converting PSD into Joomla templates and industry-specific services like Joomla-for-schools through which we provide maximum online interactivity We are hard worker, reliable and customer satisfaction is our GOAL. I am looking for opportunities to use our expertise and Talent for web based projects that involve LAMP Platform, Open Source Technologies, and Web designing work.
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My aim is working on your projects with best cost/quality correlation, with all responsibility and attentiveness. Software Architect and Engineer with progressive responsibilities developing Applications using C#.Net ,SQL Server, Windows Phone 7 / 8, Android (Monodroid), Javascript, JQuery , Ajax ,Reporting Services ,Xml ,Html ,Dhtml, CSS ,Xhtml , WCF , Sliverlight , MVC2/MVC3 , nopCommerce, Jquery Mobile Also exploring horizon of Windows/Sql Azure and Microsoft Sync Framework. Also have hands on experience with payment systems: Authorize.net, PayPal, CyberSource, SecurePay also worked with Web Meeting Systems Webex.
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Guests of the Doria Hotel Bodrum will find out why visitors have flocked to the region since ancient times. Guests will enjoy a lovely view of the harbour and are close to Palmarina Park and Bodrum Windmills. Accommodations at the hotel include hairdryer, toiletries, courtesy Wi-Fi, climate control, flat screen television, minibar, room service and bathrobes. The hotel offers its visitors complimentary Wi-Fi in common areas, spa, indoor and outdoor pools, courtesy parking, beach shuttle, gym, concierge, laundry service, business centre, express check-in/out, terrace and private beach. Guests of the Doria Hotel Bodrum have several dining options, including sea views and Mediterranean cuisine at Blu Restaurant, light fare and drinks at the Club House or the Lobby Lounge or can choose to dine in-room. From the hotel, guests are a short drive from numerous attractions, including Bitez Beach (five minutes), Bodrum Castle (fifteen minutes) and the Mausoleum at Halicarnassus (twelve minutes).
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NameDoria Bodrum
AddressAdnan Menderes Cad. Gündönümü Mevkii, 48400, Bodrum Turkey | 2.2 miles from city center | Show on map
Telephone: +90(252)3111020 | Fax:+90(252)3111030 | Official Homepage
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Hyun-Jin is a 25-year-old left-handed starter that throws anywhere from 89-95 MPH with movement. His secondary stuff is deceptive, but could fit in really well at Wrigley. His change up is plus with an average-above average curveball and slider. He's already had Tommy John Surgery so the Cubs wouldn't need to worry too much about that at this point.
My point is that he could be a really high upside guy to take a shot on. The Cubs would be negotiating with the ridiculous Los Angeles Dodgers, but again when you need pitching, you should look to go after everyone on the market that makes sense. The fact that his upside is not yet known, he certainly is worth the risk. Being left handed with good stuff? It's well worth it.
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