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Twisted Thursdays - The Best In Indie Every Thursdays - Dempseys
Cardiff's longest running Indie night, Twisted by Design presents Twisted Thursdays. Gary Twisted playing the best in Indie and Alernative tunes every Thursday downstairs at Dempseys from 9pm til 2am. FREE ENTRY
Four Bars At Dempseys, Cardiff, United Kingdomhttps://afterdark.co/events/cardiff/four-bars-at-dempseys/twisted-thursdays---the-best-in-indie-every-thursdays---dempseys---free-entry-3f1 Twisted Thursd...
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Soultrain - August 2015
Soultrain have moved to a new exclusive bespoke venue , Bristol City Centre Projekt on Baldwin Street This will be a ticket only event There will be no pay on the door Projekt is like no other venue in Bristol To find out more & To Get On Board That Soultrain we look forward to welcoming you to the All New Soultrain Venue in August The Management team @ Projekt have given Soultrain the re-assurances that we are seeking to ensure you will have a Top Night Out with all drinks in plentiful supply Large Dance Floor Space Awesome Sound System If you were unable to gain access to our last bank holiday sunday event make sure you snap up a ticket before they sell out . We look forward to seeing you @ The All New Soultrain @ Projekt An UpTown Affair It's the Brand New Place to be seen at Party People get ready for another chapter in the award winning Soultrain Bristol's longest running club night for more than 22 years Please share the love ..................... TICKET TERMS & CONDITIONS FOR TICKETS Admit One Times 9pm : 4am Over 25's Dress to impress , no hoodies This is an all ticket only event Tickets strictly limited Soultrain undertake that this ticket will guarantee your entry hence no refunds
Projekt, Bristol, United Kingdomhttps://afterdark.co/events/bristol/projekt/soultrain---august-2015 Soultrain - Au...
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NOTICE: LESS THAN 100 TICKETS REMAINING We are very pleased to announce we are hooking up with Motion to bring the legendary drum & bass machine Xilent to Bristol this September. We also have Monstercat's very own Puppet warming up with a live performance from EDEN. On top of this, we are also giving you and your friends the chance to meet and greet Xilent and the guys before the show - All you have to do is: - Like our Facebook page (http://on.fb.me/1G9EMkB) - Purchase a ticket before the 10th of August Tickets just £9 + BF here: http://bit.ly/1HldkB7
Motion, Bristol, United Kingdomhttps://afterdark.co/events/bristol/motion/iron-bow-events-xilent--special-guests Xilent & Speci...
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Hazey Daze Gathering
The teams behind Happy Daze, Psy Carnival and TechYES bring you a 3 day outdoor extravaganza only a short drive from Bristol, out in the countryside of Shepton Mallet, Somerset! ******************* Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, We invite you to enter a magical world. A three day extravaganza a psychedelic sensory feast. So please take off your shoes and feel the grass on your feet. Our outdoor band stage means you start your day dancing, It's all powered by the sun you will hear us chanting! From tripped out rock to skankin' ska. We'll bring you awesome live acts from lands near & far. Now for those of you who crave repetitive beats. We've got just what you need, a real auditory treat. From Psychedelic -Trance to Prog - Breaks Glitch to Minimal & Techno. We've enlisted the UK's best DJ's & producers to perform at our show. Two arena's pumping out the fattest tunes around, Speaker stacks piled high, bass lines shaking the ground. Warning: Stomping your feet in these areas may cause you to hallucinate in strange ways? Mind-blowing, multi-dimensional decor from PsyCarnival TechYES 'n Happy Daze! All this dancing can leave you so tired, There's only one place to go if your feeling too wired. Whether its chilled out sounds, a cup of tea or you just need to sit down. Then Robbies PsyArt Cafe should be your first stop in town. Performers, poets, and workshops galore, Healing area and stalls there's so much to explore. We'd like to invite you to come and wander in our colourful maze, Welcome to the the realm of Hazey Daze!!!! HEAD TO: https://www.facebook.com/events/1621432384769683/ FOR MORE DETAILS
Secret Location, Bristol, United Kingdomhttps://afterdark.co/events/bristol/secret-location/hazey-daze-gathering Hazey Daze Gat...
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AfterDark Presents: TREMOR's 4th Birthday @ Lakota
AFTERDARK PRESENTS: ** TREMOR's 4th Birthday **Tremor Soundsystem and AfterDark team up once more to bring an earth shattering line up to the streets of Bristol! This time at the legendary LAKOTA Room 1 - TREMOR Breaks / Glitch / Jungle DUB FX live OPIUO ERB N DUB MR BENN ft EVA LAZARUS HOWLA THE PHUNK JUNKIES RIPPLETON Hosted by: TRAFIC MC & TWITCHEE Room 2 - HOT CAKES Breaks / Garage / Bass / Jungle DEEKLINE MAFIA KISS JURASSIK HYPHO FINAL CONFLICT WAVEGANG (myhouse takeover) Coroner's 1 - AR AUDIO (label launch) Drum & Bass ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE BAD COMPANY UK MOB TACTICS EXPOSURE SUBTLE ELEMENT STITCH Hosted by: MC GQ and RUTHLESS MC Powered by: SUBLIMINAL AUDIO Coroner's 2 - RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE Dub / Reggae / Dancehall / Jungle BLADERUNNER KELVIN 373 PULL UP COLLECTIVE MONROLLER KAMOH KING LONG TING Powered by: TREMOR SOUNDSYSTEM Room 3 - TROPICAL VIBES Ghettofunk / mash-up DJ B-SIDE SPINFORTH X-RAY TED MATT MA G LEO Room 4 - TWITCH & TRAF'S HIP-HOP CAVALCADE Live Hip-hop / party vibes only! THREE HEADED BEAST (Twizzy, Jinxsta JX and M.A.B) D.I.B (Twitchee, Trafic and DJ Alexi) BLUE POWDER COLLECTIVE OFFBEAT BOOMSLANG **SATURDAY 3rd OCTOBER 2015** ***22:00 - 05:00*** * * * * * * * * * * * * * * More details to be announced soon! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * TICKETS:: £6 Super Early Bird - SOLD OUT! £9 Early Birds - ON SALE NOW Available from: * afterdark.cowww.facebook.com/tremorsoundsystem
Lakota, Bristol, United Kingdomhttps://afterdark.co/events/bristol/lakota/afterdark-presents-tremors-4th-birthday--lakota Afterdark Pres...
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? MNB is GOOD for YOU!!!! ?It's your favourite student night at The Bridge... Cheap drinks and pumping atmosphere!PRE PARTY ANUBA ? £1.50 DOUBLE SPIRIT MIXERS ?? MONDAY NIGHT DRINK DEALS ? £1 Sourz £1.50 Spirit Mixer (including energy) £2 Jagerbomb (real jagermeister)£2 Bottle Beer 3 shots for £5 (tequila/sambuca)Music by JOSHUA ROBERTS - Vip tables through Sam Zappi 07944877333Team MNB !! X
The Second Bridge, Bath, United Kingdomhttps://afterdark.co/events/bath/the-second-bridge/mnb Mnb
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FREE ENTRY ALL NIGHT TONIGHT AT BATH PONANA? Drinks ?? Premium Cocktails from £2.95? Cocktail Shooters £1.50? Selected Bottles £2? Stoli & Mixer £2? Jager & Mixer £2? Doubles £3? (Real) Jager Bombs £1.50 RnB, HipHop & House tunes all night.
Ponana, Bath, United Kingdomhttps://afterdark.co/events/bath/ponana/mondays Mondays
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THE ORIGINAL BAD BOYS. Brighton's long-standing, midweek institution, opens every Monday under the infamous Kings Road Arches. Room 1 - G23. HOW JAM. Room 2 - Matt Carter 11pm - Late £3 / £4 / £5
Coalition, Brighton, United Kingdomhttps://afterdark.co/events/brighton/coalition/trash Trash
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Open Mic Night
A FREE live music Open Mic Night held every Monday night in The Market Bar above Dingwalls venue. Sign up starts at 7pm with the show running from 8pm-late. 18+ ONLY and no backing tracks please. Both solo acts and bands are welcome. Please email Chris at email@example.com for more info
Dingwalls, London, United Kingdomhttps://afterdark.co/events/london/dingwalls/open-mic-night-307 Open Mic Night...
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Fat Poppadaddys
A Brighton institution providing straight up quality music - Indie, Funk, Pop, Hip-Hop, Drum and Bass, Reggae, Dubstep, Electro and everything in between. £2/3
The Haunt, Brighton, United Kingdomhttps://afterdark.co/events/brighton/the-haunt/fat-poppadaddys- Fat Poppadaddy...
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Milkshake Mondays
Join us EVERY MONDAY NIGHT 52 WEEKS OF THE YEAR! YOU BUY ONE DRINK GET TWO FREE! ALL NIGHT EVERY MONDAY! Milkshake is the all new and exclusive Monday night for Cheltenham! ROOM 1 The BIG student MASH UP! ROOM 2 The cooler sounds of DUB STEP and ELECTRO! ROOM 3 All things URBAN!
MooMoo Clubrooms, Cheltenham, United Kingdomhttps://afterdark.co/events/cheltenham/moomoo-clubrooms/milkshake-mondays Milkshake Mond...
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The Fest
Welcome to The Fest the home of your Monday night out. We hope your ready for some Fest fun every Monday because we have lots In store for you. The longest running Monday night in the Capital still has FREE entry before Midnight as well as 2-4-1 on all cocktails and pitchers. Expect to hear everything from Rhianna, Beyonce, Chris Brown and Calvin Harris, right through to all your childhood faves like SCLUB7, Britney, Take That and 5Ive in our Cheesefest room. This year we will be welcoming the stars of Towie, Made in Chelsea, Geordie Shore as well as The Valleys This is why #FestisBest. @GLAMNIGHTCLUB @THEFESTCARDIFF
Glam, Cardiff, United Kingdomhttps://afterdark.co/events/cardiff/glam/the-fest The Fest
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Strictly Reggae
BIG T presents STRICTLY REGGAE: Bashment:Roots:Revival
The Volks , Brighton, United Kingdomhttps://afterdark.co/events/brighton/the-volks-/strictly-reggae Strictly Regga...
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FORMAT @ Timbuk2 / Bristol - RESIDENTS NIGHT __ Friday 14th Augu
Bristol's monthly dubstep night __________________ Room 1 _ dubstep LYTH SHELLDON + residency competition mix entrants (see: https://www.facebook.com/events/786443141474296/) __________________ Room 2 _ drum n bass / reggae CHAPTER + residency competition mix entrants __________________ Free pool table all night __________________ Entry // £5 all night Format Bristol __________________
Timbuk 2, Bristol, United Kingdomhttps://afterdark.co/events/bristol/timbuk-2/-format--timbuk2--bristol---residents-night-__-friday-14th-august Format @ Timb...
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Weekly Warm-Up
The best Live Sports actions spread across the venue. Drinks Deals and FREE ENTRY all night!
Bedrock, Brighton, United Kingdomhttps://afterdark.co/events/brighton/bedrock/weekly-warm-up Weekly Warm-up...
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Wanna be a DJ for half an hour? Take control of our decks and play 5 of your favourite party tracks at our new DJ night SHUFFLE. Our host Gem Precious will be on hand to teach you the art of the decks: you pick the set list, then watch your mates get down on the dance floor! Shuffle runs every Monday and it's FREE entry from 10pm-2am. Read more at http://thebarflylondon.com/listings/club-nights/17271/shuffle-every-monday-launches-13-april/#X8ipixz432qW5lXQ.99
Barfly, London, United Kingdomhttps://afterdark.co/events/london/barfly/shuffle Shuffle
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Bridge Mondays | Gold Rush
BRIDGE MONDAYS KICKING OFF GOLD RUSH WEEK WITH A BANG! £4 ENTRY BEFORE 11:30! POST GUEST LISTS ON THE EVENT WALL! ONLINE TICKETS: https://gotag.in/events/581 MUST BRING ID, AND STUDENT ID! Birthdays boys and girls will get free entry & champagne! Join us in The Earl Of Manvers before. Cocktails and tunes from 9. MAIN ROOM: The best in CHART/DANCE/HOUSE & ELECTRO THE VAULTS: RnB All Night Long With all the student drinks deals and best music, this is the only place to be on a Monday night! ★ VIP bookings on 01225 464449 / 07796343659/ 07854691419 ★ ************************* VIP ************************** TWO VIP PACKAGES AVAILABLE: The Super 8 VIP Table = £160 (£20 Each!) 8 x Q-Jump Entries 2 x Absolut Vodka (mixers included) 1 x bottle of Bubbly Cava The Naughty 4 VIP Table = £80 (£20 Each!) 4 x Q-Jump Entries 1 x Absolut Vodka (mixers included) ************************* DRINKS ************************** £5 COCKTAIL JUGS AT THE BAR £1.90 SAMBUCA/TEQUILA SHOTS 4 for £10 real Jaeger Bombs £3.20 HOUSE DOUBLES + MIXER *********************************************************** Monday Nights Got Better.
The Second Bridge, Bath, United Kingdomhttps://afterdark.co/events/bath/the-second-bridge/bridge-mondays--gold-rush- Bridge Mondays...
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Pause Play Stop
Coming soon: Pause Play Stop Bristol's latest movement. Changing your nights, and days, forever. Follow @PausePlayStopUK to stay in the loop. On 09/12/14 all will be revealed...
O2 Academy Bristol, Bristol, United Kingdomhttps://afterdark.co/events/bristol/o2-academy-bristol/pause-play-stop Pause Play Sto...
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Fresh Coast
A weekly event, featuring classic & modern Funk, Soul, Motown and sample-based Hip-Hop. From Marvin Gaye, to The Allergies, to Redman, it's all in here and guaranteed to get those feet tapping. From 10pm until the early hours. Free entry, as always at Smokin' Aces. Great music, great drinks, great company.
Smokin' Aces , Bournemouth, United Kingdomhttps://afterdark.co/events/bournemouth/smokin-aces-/fresh-coast-3a4 Fresh Coast
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An Evening With Cor Glanaethwy
This year's Britain's Got Talent finalists Welsh choir group, Côr Glanaethwy have today announced a very special UK tour for 2015. After wowing the judges and audiences alike at their audition and the live shows with their spine-tingling rendition of Benedictus and The Prayer, the 160-plus strong choir stormed straight to the finals where they sang Leonard Cohen'r 'Hallelujah'. A strong favourite to win they came third in the prime-time talent show and received support from all over the country and a host of celebrities with judge David Walliams describing their performance as 'completely magical.' Cefin Roberts, is the choir's musical director and is the Co-Founder of drama school Ysgol Glanaethwy. Opened in 1990 by Cefin and his wife Rhian they wanted to offer performing opportunities to children and young adults of north Wales. The school has since been hugely successful nationally and internationally with the senior choir coming runner up in the BBC's Last Choir Standing in 2008 and the junior choir won the BBC Children's Choir of The Year title in 2014. Regular winners at the Music For Youth Festival, Glanaethwy members have received several Outstanding Performance Awards as well as attending festivals all over the world. They recently won two gold medals at the Choir of the World competition yn Shaoxing, China. Celebrating their 25th anniversary milestone, Côr Glanaethwy choir will perform eight dates across the UK throughout September, October and November 2015. Renowned for their stunning unprecedented vocal arrangements, they will showcase highlights from their extensive repertoire from classical to modern. This enchanting, mesmerising show will be an evening that cannot be missed. "All the members of Côr Glanaethwy are really excited about their UK tour in the Autumn. Choir rehearsals have been doubled for the coming weeks and I am already working on the script to what promises to be a thoroughly entertaining evening." Cefin Roberts TICKETS ON SALE 9.00am FRIDAY 19 JUNE 2015 from the Box Office 029 20 22 44 88
Motorpoint Arena Cardiff, Cardiff, United Kingdomhttps://afterdark.co/events/cardiff/motorpoint-arena-cardiff/an-evening-with-cor-glanaethwy An Evening Wit...
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Karaoke Mondays
Join us every Monday from 9pm for what we would say is Bristols best Monday night out, If you like Clubs and Karaoke the two together makes for an amazing night!! Rob Dowling presents Karaoke over 29 years in the trade and with over 20000 songs to choose from, There really is something for everyone Entry is free and doors are open from 9pm and the party doesnt stop until 2am!! With drinks from just £2 all night we guarentee you a night to remember!! :D xx
Queenshilling, Bristol, United Kingdomhttps://afterdark.co/events/bristol/queenshilling/karaoke-mondays Karaoke Monday...
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The Horses Mouth Open Mic - Every Monday
Every Monday from 8pm we host the Horses Mouth open mic night. Turn up , plug in and play Acoustic bands welcome - house cajon available Hosted by the one and only Shaun Gary Palmer Free drink for performers One artist a month who impresses will be invited to headline a monday night of their choosing and also win a £20 bar tab See you there
The Four Horsemen, Bournemouth, United Kingdomhttps://afterdark.co/events/bournemouth/the-four-horsemen/-the-horses-mouth-open-mic---every-monday- The Horses Mo...
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The Tubes + Special Guests @ The Fleece, Bristol
The Tubes www.facebook.com/thetubes The rumors are true! The Tubes are touring Europe this summer and hit The Fleece, Bristol on Mon 3rd Aug. Tickets on-sale now! Fleece website: www.thefleece.co.uk TICKETS: £25adv | All Ages* www.seetickets.com/see/price.asp?code=846228 Also available from: www.bristolticketshop.co.uk/?/150707FLETUBE1 *Under 16s must be accompanied by an adult
The Fleece, Bristol, United Kingdomhttps://afterdark.co/events/bristol/the-fleece/-the-tubes--special-guests--the-fleece-bristol- The Tubes + S...
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The Tune Factory @ Mothers Ruin (free Entry)
The Tune Factory with DJ Mr Stevebob. Free entry, Open till 2am. 3 Jbombs for £5 between 8pm and 11pm
Mothers Ruin, Bristol, United Kingdomhttps://afterdark.co/events/bristol/mothers-ruin/the-tune-factory--mothers-ruin-free-entry The Tune Facto...
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Every Friday
Lick It
Brand NEW Fridays at the Weir Lounge!
Weir Lounge, Bath, United Kingdomhttps://afterdark.co/events/bath/weir-lounge/lick-it Lick It
Every Friday
The Fest
Welcome to The Fest the home of your Monday night out. We hope your ready for some Fest fun every Monday because we have lots In store for you. The longest running Monday night in the Capital still has FREE entry before Midnight as well as 2-4-1 on all cocktails and pitchers. Expect to hear everything from Rhianna, Beyonce, Chris Brown and Calvin Harris, right through to all your childhood faves like SCLUB7, Britney, Take That and 5Ive in our Cheesefest room. This year we will be welcoming the stars of Towie, Made in Chelsea, Geordie Shore as well as The Valleys This is why #FestisBest. @GLAMNIGHTCLUB @THEFESTCARDIFF
Glam, Cardiff, United Kingdomhttps://afterdark.co/events/cardiff/glam/the-fest The Fest
Every Monday
Bump & Grind
Come let our DJs brush that dirt off your shoulder at Bath's ONLY 90s/00s Hip Hop & RnB BASEMENT Party!?$?-EVERY WEDNESDAY-?$?MOLES£3 STUDENT CARD || £4 WITHOUT10PM / 3AM$$$$-- FEELIN' LUCKY? --$$$$Get down before 1100, roll dice on the door. If you hit two sixes, you'll roll in for free.
Moles, Bath, United Kingdomhttps://afterdark.co/events/bath/moles/bump--grind Bump & Grind
Every Wednesday
Thursday Club... Three rooms of music in Brighton's brand new PRYZM, its your Thursday social! PRYZM: House / EDM / Mash-Ups / Club Curve: R'n'B / Hip-Hop / Funky Disco: Retro Classics Drink Offers: £2.00 - Selected Drinks, All Night! Admission Information: £2.00 entry
Pryzm Brighton, Brighton, United Kingdomhttps://afterdark.co/events/brighton/pryzm_brighton/love2 Love2
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Soul Destroyers
The Soul Destroyers Huge Soul Band: Thirteen people, lots of action, lots of fun to a soundtrack of those great Classic Soultunes. "The Soul Destroyers just have to be the best party band around" - Bristol Evening Post "Damn fine; I mean, really. When the main event arrived on stage, it was massive - horns blaring, smiles on full beam and a fat set of funk, soul and disco classics. Huge - even the bar staff were dancing." – Neil Jacobs, Adhoc Magazine.
Fiddlers, Bristol, United Kingdomhttps://afterdark.co/events/bristol/fiddlers/soul-destroyers-f4c Soul Destroyer...
17 Oct 2015
Two For Tuesday
2-4-TUESDAYS Yes, you read that right!! We love looking after our customers at Bent, so we have decided to give you 2 drinks for the price of one!! Just buy ANY of the selected BRANDED Pints, spirits, bottles or shots at the bar and receive another one of the same absolutely FREE! Drinks are also available to buy singly at a discount rate! We have a wide selection of drinks here at Bent so there will definitely be something for you, So c'mon! Let's show them how it's done at Bristol's most elegant Pre bar!! Offer end's at 12:00am, offer also excludes bottles of wine & champagne.
BENT, Bristol, United Kingdomhttps://afterdark.co/events/bristol/bent/two-for-tuesday Two For Tuesda...
Every Tuesday
The Horses Mouth Open Mic - Every Monday
Every Monday from 8pm we host the Horses Mouth open mic night. Turn up , plug in and play Acoustic bands welcome - house cajon available Hosted by the one and only Shaun Gary Palmer Free drink for performers One artist a month who impresses will be invited to headline a monday night of their choosing and also win a £20 bar tab See you there
The Four Horsemen, Bournemouth, United Kingdomhttps://afterdark.co/events/bournemouth/the-four-horsemen/-the-horses-mouth-open-mic---every-monday- The Horses Mo...
The Four Horsemen
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Your nightly Lapidot moment
Well, she probably has the same amount of salt.
Phoenix | Who wins: You
He's a huge wimp, so he doesn't stand a chance. However, there's at least a 70% probability that he'll cry, and you'll feel like a bully, so really, why would you?
Maya | Who wins: ?
Hey, she's small and short but who the fuck knows what kind of spirit she can summon. Maybe she'll summon her sister and her sister would kick the shit out of you for even thinking about this. Maybe she can summon some dead Olympic karate champion, I don't fucking know. You probably shouldn't try her.
Pearl | Who wins: ??
She slapped a grown man so hard he fainted when she was EIGHT. On the other hand, the man was Phoenix, so the outcome of this fight is debatable.
Edgeworth | Who wins: You
FIGHT HIM. Do it. Punch him on sight. Break his nerd glasses. Rip his cravat. Stuff him in a locker. He belongs in a locker. He'll probably sue the shit out of you afterwards but I promise it's worth it. Please fight Edgeworth.
Franziska | Who wins: Franziska
Gumshoe | Who wins: You
Yeah, he's huge but he's going down. The question is, why would you do that? Why are you such a terrible person? Leave Gumshoe alone, he's trying his best.
Apollo | Who wins: Apollo, probably
I know he seems small and unintimidating but really, dude's been slamming his fists into solid wood for a year now and doesn't seem fazed in the slightest. He might start yelling, and then you'll have to say goodbye to your eardrums too, so even if you do win, at what cost would that be? Don't fight Apollo.
Trucy | Who wins: Not you
She can throw knives with alarming accuracy. She probably has saws and swords in her magic show props and you bet your arse they're all showing up in the magic panties faster than you can say 'allakazam'. It would be extremely unwise to pick a fight with her. She's sawn men in half before and would again.
Klavier | Who wins: You, most likely
There's a big chance he's taller and stronger than you but who cares. Just punch him. Don't tell me you never wanted to do it. What's he going to do about it, anyway, write a sad song? Punch Klavier Gavin in the face while you have the chance. Even if he fights back, you have already won in spirit.
Ema | Who wins: Ema
Look, I don't know what exactly she can do. She probably can't fight very well. But if you try to do it I sense a visit to the coroner in your near future.
Athena | Who wins: Athena
She can pick up a man larger than herself and throw him over her head. I don't think anything else needs to be said here.
Blackquill | Who wins: Blackquill
Trust me, I would love to say 'yeah, he's a nerd, fight him', but there's no winning for you here. He might be a nerd but he's also 188 cm tall and he has a sword and a hawk. He spent seven years in prison. And he'll probably find out your biggest insecurity within a matter of minutes and make fun of you for it. Besides, what's wrong with you? Dude's life is hard enough as it is. Just leave him alone, it's not worth it.
Fulbright | Who wins: Depends on whether it's really him
But I suggest you punch him, just in case. You never know.
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Orange is the new Black: Westeros
They stopped being kids the day you sent them down here to die.
Mary had two little lambs,
but now she is dead.
All that shit her lambs have done
is better left unsaid.
Mary had two little lambs,
their fleece is soaked in blood.
Now one of them is fucking an angel
who is like… a total stud.
In the shade.
The Pepetures
Feel free to kill me
Request: Ushio and Tomoya in the Sunflower Fields
I didn't want to do this but some friends suggested I try so we'll see, but absolutely don't feel obligated.
Just recently I moved back in with my mom because college didn't work out. It was too expensive and even with my academic scholarship and grants I could no longer afford it and decided it was best to come home and take the year off.
As some of you might know I have been having a lot of trouble with my old apartment and I got myself into a small dept, because my insurance wouldn't pay up. Now the thing is as follows: Because I have to pay off this dept I am very short of cash for food and whatnot. To be honest, I have nothing left anymore after having paid the latest instalment. My fridge is absolutely empty and there's still far too many days until I get my next paycheque… which will probably also end up being used entirely for rent and the next instalment. I can't ask friends, because they all still live with their parents and don't have anything themselves either. I don't even dare to ask. I feel horrible asking this of you people as well but this time I really want to pay the favour back to you. So if you can spare anything that you're willing to give me, you can choose something on the list below. I know, I don't have any outstanding talents but that's what I can offer you in turn for your kindness. Just leave me your name or something I can identify you with in the message box of the paypal donation form and then message me what you'd like in my tumblr inbox with your name or form of identification and I'll do my best to fulfil your wish.
So here goes:
If there's anything else that comes to your mind that I can do, please leave me a message and I'll see if it lies within my capabilities!
If you can spare anything or are interested, here's the link to my paypal donate page: https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=VCNTXJXCJZ6WW
Thank you for your time
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Perhaps UCLA linebacker Akeem Ayers will stay out west in the NFL.
Three AFC West teams are among the clubs seriously considering the pass-rusher. Ayers has visited the San Diego Chargers and will meet with the Denver Broncos and Kansas City Chiefs before this month's draft (April 28-30), according to a source close to UCLA.
Ayers is expected to be drafted in the second half of the first round. Ayers was a second-team All-American and a Butkus Award finalist. He had four sacks and 10 tackles for loss last season.
Ayers is a versatile player who can play in both 4-3 and 3-4 defenses. Denver is transitioning to a 4-3 and Kansas City and San Diego use 3-4 defenses.
Denver has the No. 2 and No. 36 picks in the draft, while San Diego has the No. 18 pick and Kansas City owns the No. 21 selection.
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Dustin Penner back in doghouse, though nobody's sure he ever left
Oct 27, 2011, 3:58 PM EDT
Here's the latest entry for Dustin Penner's Awful L.A. Adventure logbook: He's been dropped out of the Kings' top-six for tonight's contest against Dallas. Scott Parse, a healthy scratch for the last six games, will draw into the lineup and play on L.A.'s second line with Mike Richards and Dustin Brown. Penner will drop to the third line with Jarret Stoll and Brad Richardson.
This goes without saying, but being replaced for a guy that hasn't played in 19 days is probably a bad sign. And just in case Penner's demotion was somehow misinterpreted, Kings head coach Terry Murray clarified it to Rich Hammond of LA Kings Insider:
"The game last night [vs. New Jersey] was a little bit of a drop-off. The conversation that we just had was about that. The whole concept with him right now, for me, is to keep working hard with the intensity, get that game to a higher consistent level.''
Penner's been a dud since the Kings acquired him at February's trade deadline. Last year he had just six points in 19 regular season games and struggled throughout L.A.'s opening-round series against San Jose, where he was dangerously close to being a healthy scratch himself.
Things haven't gotten much better this season. Penner has just one point through six games (admittedly, he's dealt with an injured knee) and hasn't developed any offensive chemistry with his teammates. This is a problem considering the rest of L.A.'s top six have all had their moments this year. "The first line of Anze Kopitar, Simon Gagne and Justin Williams got off to a strong start," Hammond writes. "Mike Richards has been a force on the power play. Dustin Brown had a two-point game against St. Louis. Then there's Penner, who has zero goals and one assist in six games."
The craziest part of all this is that Penner's in a contract year. You know, the year when notoriously inconsistent players often put it together so they can net a huge payday…then go back to being inconsistent. (See: Bieksa, Kevin.)
Penner needs to figure things out, and quickly. The Kings have made it clear they're looking for another offensive piece in the top six and down in the AHL, Andrei Loktionov has 11 points in nine games for the Manchester Monarchs. He's a natural center, but also a left-handed shot. You do the math from there.
- cshearing - Oct 27, 2011 at 4:13 PM
Penner has brief moments where he shows his potential, then regresses to maddening mediocrity. I really do not see it changing, but I have been known to be wrong.
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The Monticello Youth Football League would like to announce registration dates for the upcoming season.
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The Monticello Youth Football League would like to announce registration dates for the upcoming season.
The Desha/Drew Cattlemen's Association met for the regular monthly meeting July 16, 2015 at the Agriculture Building on the UAM campus. President Russell Corker opened the meeting and asked Glynn Gibson to return thanks.
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Kim's Dance Factory will hold OPEN REGISTRATION, Monday, August 3rd, and Tuesday, August 4th, 4:00 – 6:00 pm.
We offer tap, jazz, ballet, gymnastics, cheerleading, baton,and lyrical ballet.
Special classes for 2-4 year olds and all boys gym classes!
We are located at 147 Market Street – behind Wal-Mart.
The most impressive factor that took place during the weekends activities was the massive police presence in Drew county, by ALL law enforcement agencies in the area.
Saturday night's Ku Klux Klan rally, held northeast of Monticello, drew a small crowd of supporters, 1 protester, a 6-8 peace & love" signs on the town square.
Fire N Ice- 2015 ASA Softball Arkansas State Champions
These girls are from Ashley and Drew County.
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Southeast Arkansas Plumbing School pre-registration is Aug. 3 2015 .
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MLive is proud to feature all of the local Church activities, revivals, singings, and other events, every Sunday morning, here in the Sunday Bulletin.
MLive held a brief interview with the leader of the organization holding a rally in Drew County, tonight.
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Monticello, Selma, Winchester, and Tillar fire departments responded to a log truck fire on Nolan Ln., East of Coleman, Saturday morning around 8:30.
As whatever is going to happen, Saturday draws near, local residents are agreeing that it doesn't belong in Drew County, and not taking sides about who is right.
In an earlier "summary" of a potential out-of-town group meeting, MLive did not use their accepted name or initials. Again, this report will not do so, in order to "Google proof" the article.
MYSA will be having an early registration for any children ages 3-17 that want to play soccer this year.
Because of the revised Arkansas Duneral Directors Association board decision, DCBA's officers have technically been reinstated, although the association has been dissolved.
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What we learned from Friday's U.S. win over Guatemala
Jul 6, 2013, 9:15 AM EDT
Don't take too much from this, because a young Guatemalan group was highly overmatched, even by a United States "B" team version.
But we can take some things from Friday's showy 6-0 win in San Diego, especially in the attack. (Defensively, precious little can be gleaned from a match where the opposition never seriously made U.S. goalkeeper Nick Rimando to stretch or reach or even punch a ball.)
Stuart Holden is coming along nicely: The re-introductions of Holden and Landon Donovan into the active player pool are surely, in the big, big picture, the ginormous take-aways from an otherwise meaningless June friendly against painfully outmanned opposition.
In fact, getting those two going again prior to the Gold Cup made Friday's exercise worth it, never mind anything else. Holden looked immediately up for the task, leaning into the game and fizzing up the tempo as Jurgen Klinsmann asked, driving the United States with an urgency that Jose Torres and Kyle Beckerman couldn't do.
The quality and variety in his passing was especially nice to see. Next challenge for the Bolton man: to demonstrate he can do it over 90 minutes, and can rebound physically to supply the same a few days after that.
(MORE: U.S. player ratings from Friday)
Landon Donovan is back … or something close to it: As I noted in the ratings, the three-time World Cup veteran, looked surprisingly nervous with his first couple of opportunities on the ball.
Afterward – he was probably the best U.S. attacker overall. The sharp movement and sophisticated ability to find gaps, to change the angles with speed, is something missing at times from the U.S. attack (the full U.S. version, that is). Again, all of this is against Guatemala's rebuilding bunch, but sure signs of the hop and pop finding its way back into Donovan's game were encouraging – and that is a wonderful development ahead of Brazil.
Klinsmann showed some tactical flexibility: U.S. manager Jurgen Klinsmann always says the formation isn't important; it's the advanced pressure and high tempo that matter, regardless of the tactical arrangement.
That said, it's still important to put players into the best places for possible success. When the central triangle in last night's 4-2-3-1failed to get the spacing right (Edgar Castillo and Landon Donovan leaning into the middle further clogged the lanes), Klinsmann wisely reconfigured a few pieces. The switch to a 4-4-2, with Joe Corona moving out to the right and Donovan switching inside, but in a more advanced role alongside Herculez Gomez, the game opened up dramatically for the hosts.
Mix Diskerud and Brek Shea showed something: Klinsmann absolutely wants the men in this bunch to "get it," to understand that time is running short. More specifically, opportunities to get into the final 23 for Brazil are in short supply – and, really, more than anything else, that's what this year's Gold Cup and Friday's tuneup for it are all about.
Both second-half subs demonstrated an urgency that, frankly, not all players showed Friday. Or, perhaps some others wanted to press their cases, wanted to take the game by the scruff of the neck and show the boss a little something, but just do not have it in them.
Shea did. The final product wasn't always razor sharp, but his clear desire to turn and burn, his ability to keep grinding on a tiring Guatemalan defense surely said something to Klinsmann.
Same for Diskerud, who may have lapped Jose Torres (for now, at least) with his 45 minutes. Simply put, he was more active off the ball than Torres, hunting diligently for opportunities to tackle or intercept, and was more assertive with the ball, less content to play laterally. Torres needs to study Diskerud's tempo and make note: That is what Klinsmann wants from the linking position.
Can Arsene Wenger end his 13-match winless streak against Jose Mourinho?
Aug 1, 2015, 1:50 PM EDT
Wenger has never beaten Mourinho before, but he'll have a chance to do so tomorrow in the Community Shield.
Brendan Rodgers says $50 million for Christian Benteke was a bargain
Aug 1, 2015, 12:56 PM EDT
Rodgers better hope his "bargain" buy scores a lot of goals for Liverpool this season.
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Aug 1, 2015, 12:00 PM EDT
Coming off of their best-ever Premier League finish, Garry Monk has the Swans thinking about bringing European football to Wales.
Brazilian Fred tested positive for banned substance at Copa America
Aug 1, 2015, 11:04 AM EDT
He still played in Shakhtar's Champions League match this week, which could cause his club some troubles.
Saturday's Transfer Rumor Roundup: Berbatov to Villa, Rahman to Chelsea
Aug 1, 2015, 10:07 AM EDT
Is Dimitar Berbatov on his way back to the Premier League? All the latest gossip, right here.
Premier League 2015-16 season preview: Watford
Aug 1, 2015, 9:10 AM EDT
In both of Watford's two seasons in the Premier League, the club finished in last place. Can the newly promoted Hornets avoid relegation the third time around?
West Ham's Enner Valencia suffers "significant" injury, no timetable for return
Aug 1, 2015, 8:15 AM EDT
A big blow for the Hammers as the Premier League kicks off a week from today.
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Jul 31, 2015, 9:52 PM EDT
The leaked images of United's kit were the real McCoy, and the Red Devils white-cuffed kits are pretty sharp.
Dozens of Aberdeen fans made the "longest trip in European club football history"
Jul 31, 2015, 9:09 PM EDT
What's 5,000 or so miles amongst fans?
Pep Guardiola on final year of contract: "Not completely convinced" he's right for Bayern
Jul 31, 2015, 8:14 PM EDT
Guardiola can erase a minor Bayern demon with his first Super Cup win on Saturday versus Wolfsburg.
Fourth-tier NPSL, PDL to hold semifinals this weekend; PDL to hold final, too
Jul 31, 2015, 7:08 PM EDT
In the PDL, Seattle Sounders U-23, New York Red Bulls U-23, K-W United and Ocala Stampede are left, while the NPSL has New York Cosmos B, Chattanooga FC, Indiana Fire and CD Aguiluchos USA remaining.
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Jul 31, 2015, 6:45 PM EDT
Arsenal looks to win its second-straight Community Shield, something that only Manchester United has been able to do since 2000.
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Jul 31, 2015, 6:03 PM EDT
Dick Advocaat is hoping familiarity will combine with a couple buys to help Sunderland avoid a relegation fight for the 1st time in a while.
NASL commissioner continues to tout promotion/relegation in BBC feature
Jul 31, 2015, 5:30 PM EDT
In a BBC feature, Bill Peterson makes it clear he thinks the desire for pro/rel is real.
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Jul 31, 2015, 4:41 PM EDT
Johannsson had already said he wants to play Stateside in "his prime", but a Yahoo Sports report said his desires have obstacles.
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The Lions will continue to play at the Citrus Bowl until the new venue is completed.
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Jul 31, 2015, 3:16 PM EDT
Is this the case of a 33-year-old who's over the hill, or can he return to the form which saw him score double-digit goals and assists?
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Will the Saints keep marching up the PL standings? Maybe a European campaign will derail their progress?
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Together with Abismo Anhumas, my two favourite attractions in Bonito by far
Snorkeling at Rio da Prata was at the moment one of the best experiences I've ever had. I was part of a group from Iguazu Falls and we had all the equipment needed for the activities, everything clean and well conserved. We did a nice trail, we have seen macaws, parrots, agoutis and many other animals through the trail until...
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This is the main reason that people come to Mato Grosso do Sul! You come to see the crystal clear waters of Rio da Prata! What an unbelievable experience! The staff were friendly but there was not enough staff on hand to train us well in English to snorkel. You may find yourself waiting for the next group so that...
Floating down the river with Sergio was a wonderful experience. The farm is very well kept, we spent a lovely time relaxing in our hummock. The only negative point was the buffet which could be improved (the meat was quite hard although we arrived early).
I came here for a day trip from Bonito while travelling through on an Intrepid tour. The hotel kindly booked a car transfer (R$136) for us from Bonito to Rio da Prata (we stopped at the sinkhole on the way to view macaws in the wild, I also highly recommend this!!).
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Twelve princesses are locked up in a room while they sleep, yet in the morning they have their shoes in pieces.
The king says he'll marry one of the princesses to whoever finds out how this is happening, many princes fail, until an old soldier with an invisibility cape managed to find out they got to an underground castle to drink, be merry and dance their shoes off.... literally.
And yes, the soldier marries the eldest and inherits the kingdom.
I'll just mention the differences in this version, the Evil Queen is actually Snow¡s MOTHER and she tries to kill her twice before the poisoned apple. First she... wraps her in lace in hopes she's asphyxiate? And then a poisoned comb?
Also, Snow was in a glass coffin, which the prince takes and doesn't wake her with a kiss, but she wake up when the coffin is taken by carriage and bumps into a stump which makes her spit the poison apple... wow, that's just brilliantly ridiculous!
I expected this to be the typical fairy tale.... a youth find a completely black castle with three princesses dressed in black, who tell him how to be rescued, but then...
Well, when the kid gets back and tells his parents about this, his father gives him... holy water? And then the kid throws the water on the ladies and they die cursing and promising vengeance...
Did I just read a vampire story?
The only two noteworthy points about this story (apart from having a named protagonist) were the fact that Ferdinand gets a magic flute to summon a magic fish and.... only uses it when he drops his pen in the lake... Wow, I can't help but to fell bad for the fish, I bet it thought it would be doing something actually important in the story.
The other noteworthy thing is that Ferdinand has to find a maid for the King, but she loves Ferdinand and shows she has the power to cut off a head and sow it back on like nothing happened and tries it out on Ferdinand and then asks if the King wants to have a go.... Gee, I wonder what will happen? Yep, she claims to have forgotten the spell and the King dies and she marries Ferdinand.
This fairy tale is a Franken-monster of a bunch of other Grimm Fairy Tales, I know I've said this before, but this one takes the cake, it's not only the longest tale I've read so far, but the most unnecessarily long story I've read, specially since you can tell when one tale ends and the other starts. It doesn't even end at the wedding and has to pull a Golden Children ending just to make it a page or two longer.
I won't give a quick summary this time, because you've literally heard it before, it barely even changes the details from the tales they steal from!
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When sharing our post about a deputy's fatal crash involving Kenneth Hosch, 83, we asked folks on Facebook about their thoughts regarding the risks presented by some elderly drivers. The responses we received back were fascinating, with this one turning the question in an unexpected direction.
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Yes, it's dangerous to have shaky semi blind drivers on the road. But I'm fairly sure all of you are the worst drivers in the country. This is simply because you all drive 5-10 under the speed limit. Not because you're safe drivers, but because you all are texting like assholes since it's somehow appropriate for the rest of us to wait behind you because you have no awareness that there are other people who have somewhere to go-and don't enjoy putzing behind you.
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The Detroit Department of Human Services this week restored $100,000 in federal funding to Wellness House, an AIDS organization that provides food and assisted-living programs for low-income HIV-positive city residents, the Detroit Free Press reports. The funds, from the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development, had been "missing" for more than four months due to a coding error and were restored when the error was discovered and corrected, city officials say. The error marked the second time in four years that the Wellness House lost federal funds and faced closure due to city mismanagement of its HUD grants; in 2000 the city delayed a federal grant for nearly 15 months. HUD ordered the city in 2003 to improve its grant-tracking procedures to avoid future problems in administering federal funds.
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NZ First leader Winston Peters has raised reasonable questions about the public funding of Maori healing. His focus is on accountability and efficacy. How many patients have been treated by these healers (or rongoa) and what have been the outcomes?
The Government has been gliding over those issues in recent years. Fairfax newspapers reported in 2009 that Maori traditional healers were being funded by the Ministry of Health at a cost of $1.9 million a year. They are the only alternative-treatment providers directly receiving public health funding.
The ministry had inherited 14 contracts for rongoa practitioners from the former regional health authorities. Teresa Wall, deputy director-general Maori health, explained that traditional Maori healing could not be viewed from a Western medicine perspective. "The mere fact that people use rongoa and go back to the practitioners is testament that the services they are given are contributing to their wellbeing," she said.
But homoeopathists, colour therapists and an array of other -pists make similar claims. Their patients keep coming back. Therefore they are delivering the goods.
On accountability, Ms Wall said healers must report to the ministry quarterly and submit annual reports, but the practitioners and the health outcomes were not reviewed. "It's not unusual to fund on outputs," she said. "It's extraordinarily difficult to report on outcomes."
Mr Peters nevertheless is complaining that information he obtained from Associate Health Minister Tariana Turia "reveals a glaring lack of transparency over funding for the Rongoa Maori traditional healing service". The Health Ministry doesn't know how many individual patients are cared for by the 15 publicly funded Rongoa Maori service providers (although 57,000 "client contacts" were made in the four years from 2007-08 to 2010-11) and it has no data on success rates.
Mr Peters does not question the importance of keeping traditional Maori healing alive. He does ask whether this should be at the expense of proven, effective modern medicine known to help and save lives. Clearly, it should not. Even more clearly, an exemption for rongoa invites complaints of discrimination from other "alternative" health providers.
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4. Trojans get kicked: USC lost consecutive games the first two weekends of October -- 32-31 to Washington and 37-35 to Stanford -- on last-second field goals. And there was much gnashing of teeth.
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