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Author has written 5 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Anthropomorphism. Lots and lots of anthropomorphism. *
Hey, so...These are the countries for Awkward countryXreader i have.
i think I'm good for now...if you're wondering why i put this on, it's 'cause it's mostly for me and i keep forgetting which ones to do, so...
Become a Dork Today! why not, it's free!
Main note:
so, I'm doing two different things for my Awkward countryXreader fluff, so here they are!
who has signed up for the fluff contest:
Aitora x Otaku: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9180444/1/More-Than-One-Kind-Of-Cute
The signing up will end at the end of June, so make sure you tell me!
And for a lil' while here, you can sign up to be a co-writer for any one of my stories
thanks bros! Make sure you sign up!
RF of the Dork Legion ;)
I totally just noticed that when my requests for Awkward CountryXReader aren't on hold, all the requests are all like 'BAAAAAH!" and then they stop when they go back on hold. ._.
...and i've been listening to soooooooooo much W.O.T.E and Imagine dragons.
Hey! here's some lyrics! now look up the FrUk'in song!
Demons" By Imagine Dragons
When the days are cold
When your dreams all fail
I want to hide the truth
No matter what we breed
When you feel my heat
When the curtain's call
So they dug your grave
Don't want to let you down
No matter what we breed
When you feel my heat
They say it's what you make
Your eyes, they shine so bright
When you feel my heat
I'll stop now...
but i'm eating cake...
and i'm gonna eat it...maybe...?
o̿ ̭ o̿
When I learnedthere was Iggy's eyebrow's day, from my awesome friend, Alfred and Mattie, I kinda freaked out.
Them: yo, March third is England's eyeborw's day, 'cuz in japanese, the numbers look like three lines on top of eachother.
me: \(o)/ KNOWLEDGE, BIATCH!
(I didn't actually say that, sorry for you weird people who're known as the-ah... expectations-giaganticus. That's right, you're a dinosaur. And you know what.
I Rawr you all.
If you don't know what that means, then...
smileyface it. smileyface it all.
NOW, On with the business!
If they're reading this, they'll most likely be real creeped out, but hey, that's what i'm here for, yo.
Love is for the highest bidder, there can be no trust.
without trust, there can be no love.
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...A beer.
ヽ( ω)ノ yo. copy and paste this onto your profile
guten tag! welcome to my profile and please feel free to visit anytime!
i will do special requests for fanfictions, i just like to do hetalia, it's in my comfort zone :)
my name is Random Fandom, but most of my older viewers know me as MikatsuX, but you can call me mika, i really don't care :)
if you really want to know, my favorite animes are: DN angel, Hetalia, yugioh, Wolf's rain, ouran highschool host club, soul eater, Full metal alchemist, etc, etc! (basically anything with Vic Mignogna or Todd Haberkorn in it XD)
i like the names weak sauce, brohaha, broginski, dink, and awesome-sauce XD
give me reviews, i will return the favor!
my favorite characters are all hetalia:
my favorite author is blackrosen21 for her really awesome hetalia RP fanfiction
if you want to know more, just PM me!
hope you like my list!
danke fürs Lesen!
I'd love it if you read my fanfictions!!
Merci, mon ami. tu est tre gentil! :)
The statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you support the "Germany-Is-Holy Roman Empire-All-Grown-Up" theory, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are an Axis Powers Hetalia fan, copy this onto your profile!
If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you believe in a place where chickens can cross the road without being questioned, please, for the love of everything poultry, copy and paste this onto your profile XD
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile
Put this
If you think Anime guys are sexier than real-life guys, copy/paste this onto your profile!!
If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile
if you have ever spelt your own name wrong, copy and paste this onto your profile.
if you can't say "pasta" normally, and now it's always "pastaaaaaa" copy and paste this onto your profile.
If Orochimaru creeps the shit out of you,copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
-I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
A conclusion in what you reach when you get tired of thinking.
Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!
Normal people worry me.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
Shit happens, find a toilet
Who says beggars can't be choosers, I could have just robbed you
When life throws you lemons, cut'em open and squirt the juice in its eye.
When life throws you lemons, throw a brick back.
When life throws you lemons, throw them at someone else.
Whoever came up with 'Sticks and stones...' obviously didn't take into account the viciousness of today's youth.
When life throws you lemons, throw them back twice as hard.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let them wonder how you did it.
When life gives you shit…Put it in a bag and set it on fire.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
Check this out...
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If you could read that put it in your profile
America is more than just an idiot, and he is more complex than the world gives him credit for.
Do not stereotype us or hate us just because you don't like someone who's different than you.
He's a superpower for a reason. (We made the Soviet Union back down in Cuba!)
America is the melting pot of nations. (Who else can say that?) (New York City, Los Angeles, San Francisco...)
We're still the only country to have put people on the Moon. (After 40 years!) (Fuck Russia's rover!)
If America falls, everyone else does too. (Hello, we buy/sell 1/4 of the world's resources!)
We invented Star Trek, which in turn led to the invention of a lot of the stuff we use today.
We know more about World History than the world knows about US History.
Why do more than a million people move to the US each year if we're such a terrible place?
Alfred F. Jones is fucking awesome, period.
Please post this in your profile if you agree, and add your name. Lapis Lazuli Ichigo, Ashynarr, Aya-of-the-night
Canada is not invisible; he is a bad-ass and even his brother knows it.
Just because Britain took credit for a lot of Canada's efforts doesn't mean he wasn't there.
Canada is the only Nation that America completely trusts to watch his back.
Canada invented walkie-talkies, Standard Time, pagers, telephones, jetliners, electric wheelchairs, prosthetic hands, the gas mask, sonar, basketball, IMAX, insulin, electron microscopes, G-suits, plexiglass, garbage bags, alkaline batteries, cardiac pacemakers, electric ovens, kerosene, egg cartons, snowmobiles, paint rollers, wood pulp paper, peanut butter, and, of course, ice hockey. Eat it bitches!
Canada has defeated the United States before. It was called the War of 1812 and it culminated in the White House being burned down by Canadian, not British troops. America is still embarrassed by it and skims over it in history classes.
Canada became an organized country in 1867 but did not gain his full independence until 1982. It was done quietly and without any bloodshed... unlike his brother.
Canada was in both World Wars from the beginning and contributed far more to the war effort than his brother.
They have free healthcare. And they've legalized gay marriage.
Vimy Ridge - Germany is still afraid of Canada because of the ass-kicking he got from that.
Matthew Williams is amazing, and don't you forget it!
Please post this in your profile if you agree, and add your name. Ashynarr, Aya-of-the-night, MikatsuX,
Make cookies, not war. Pick flowers, not fights. Melt hearts, not ice caps.
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
(\ _ /)
This is Bunny.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in years.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight (...meh), who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, 42santababy42, Fanpire17/TheRandomThing1861, Edward'sNewBella17, Aya-of-the-night, MikatsuX,
What would you do if life depended on the skill of doctors? What would you do if your hope came from friends that could help you in those darkest moments? There is one brave girl, age 14, who has a heart condition. Her name is Kaitelyn, and she's brave to deal with what she does. Nessie101 has started a Hope Chain called Hearts for Friends. Spread your hope to her by copying and pasting this to your profile, and give her a long deserved smile. She'll never forget those who gave her hope.
Some awesome lines/quotes
"When someone annoys you ,it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. I choose punch the crap out of them."
"I have the energy to not be lazy, but the fact remains that I DON'T CARE!"
"When I smile, run like hell."
"The feelins' mutual, teme."
"Shut up and talk."
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'
What is laziness, but resting before you get tired? If you agree with this statement, copy and paste it into your profile.
Be optimistic. All the people you hate are eventually going to die.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
92 of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, or Hollister decided breathing was uncool. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are one of the 8 percent that would be laughing hysterically instead.
If you are stupid copy and paste this on your profile (STUPID= Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand)
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and flame throwers at your command copy this onto your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
Ever ran into a wall or part of one, Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox,kagome yuna's daughter, Justified Assasin, Reddragon13x, gemini's sorrow, Aya-of-the-night, MikatsuX
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a scary crush on an anime/manga character, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected; a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you that believe those who criticize our generation forget who raised it, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would kill to have wings or a tail post this in your profile.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
In heaven, the cops are British, the lovers are French, the food is Italian, the cars are German, and the whole thing is run by the Swiss.
In hell, the cops are German, the lovers are Swiss, the food is British, the cars are French,and the whole thing is run by the Italians.
—Traditional joke.
The happiest man on earth lives in a British house, gets an American salary, has a Chinese wife, and eats Japanese food.
The saddest man on earth lives in a Japanese house, gets a Chinese salary, has an American wife, and eats British food.
—Another traditional joke.
American – arrogant; assertive; open-minded; materialistic; ambitious; progressive; efficient; straight-forward; alert; practical; US-centered world view; egoistic; anxious; fast food eaters; war mongers; God is with us!
Arabs – intelligent; modest; insecure; anxious; impulsive; "billionaires, bombers and belly dancers", men wear beards and are womanizers; have subservient and repressed women who wear burka or headscarf; "play & pray" attitude; love celebrations and ceremonies; tea and shisha are important; God is great!
Argentinians – disagreeable; megalomaniac; warm and friendly people; can be vain & arrogant; beautiful women; cultured society; lazy; disrupting protesters
Austrians – anxious; traditional; wearing 'Lederhosen'; yodel the whole day to 'Volksmusik'; polite; efficient service people, but bureaucratic; modest; not superior-minded; old-fashioned; somewhat cosmopolitan; honest; love the little treats in life like 'Sachertorte', beer and good wine
Australians – party animals; nature lovers; surf all day – drink all night; have surfer chicks; heavy binge drinkers; neurotic; extroverted; sometimes shallow but honest; open-minded; free spirited; love to joke; "hail-fellow-well-met" or "chummy" attitude; men are useless dads; have barbie loving home cooking mums; uncultured; Crocodile Dundee outsider types; sports lovers; meat eaters; bush battling rednecks
Bangladeshis – poor; unconventional; adaptive; open-minded; agreeable; hardworking; politically inactive; intelligent but poorly educated; productive; inoffensive; often corrupt; poor personal hygiene; taking side-steps to get things done; community and family-oriented; working long hours for minimum pay; masculine behavior of men, showing manliness is important; naturally very friendly and hospitable towards foreigners; younger generation well educated
Belgians – make good beer; poor personal hygiene; good at mathematics; dishonest in money matters; make bad lovers; hermetically private food-lovers; penchant for building houses and garden sheds; fake ornament decorations; distrust of authority; tax evaders; often run shady side businesses; introverted; modest; impostors for other nationalities; but sometimes overly patriotic; everyone is a neighbor – but more stupid then oneself; eat only french & fries, except chocolate and other sweet stuff; multi-lingual; everyones owns diamonds; "pee where they go"
Bulgarians – survive on tomato, cucumber and goat cheese only; colorful traditions; natural; open-minded; skiers or sun-worshipers; open, warm and kind people; traditional; let bears dance on fire; skilled craftsmen, farmers and artisans; nationalists; "catastrophic" social consciousness; tolerant; feeble religiousness; lack of fanaticism; condescending attitude; curiosity and openness to the "otherness"; anxious; fearful; efficient; accurate; precise; hardworking; disciplined; clever; highly qualified; drama kings and queens; overly suspicious
Brazilians – body-centric; party animals; impulsive; incestuous; megalomaniac; most women are super-models, most men are gay or machos; always late; carnivals addicts; soccer and coffee lovers; criminals and robbers; lazy/manana attitude; bean and meat eaters; beach and sun-worshipers; bikini (called: dental floss here) inventors; active; inventive and constructive people; always trying to outwit government and regulations; impossibly favor-oriented; family- and community-oriented
British (UK) – drinkers; lousy food; stiff upper-lips; ultra-traditional; steady-on, old chaps; bulldog spirit; bad teeth and hygiene; rude; thin; smoke cigar or pipe; scruffy hair; "fitted" clothing; heavy binge drinkers; swear all day long; artistic; "fashionable"; deep thinkers; intelligent and articulate; boastful; anti-American; ride bikes; God save the Queen!
Canadians – submissive; neurotic; agreeable; modest; open-minded; progressive; efficient; straight-forward; polite; respectful; anxious; law-abiding; orderly; caring for handicapped/elderly/minorities; tolerant; multi-lingual; moderate; no hero/celebrity worshiping; don't like successful people; anti-American; passive; boring; socialist mindset; eat blubber; wear funny hats; live in igloos further north
Cayman Islanders – secretive; money-oriented; tax evasive; unsavory; hospitable; but introverted
Colombians – impulsive; aggressive; violent; kidnappers & narco-traffickers; merengue dancers; passionate; educated; hard-working; caring and listening people; nature lovers
Czech – agreeable; heavy beer drinkers; bohemian lifestyle; live and let live attitude; tolerant; "He's a Czech, he never smiles at people he doesn't know"; easy-to-get women; introverted; frightened and defensive attitude toward other cultures and the outside world
Chinese – stingy and noisy spitters; fast-learners; open-minded; ambitious; progressive; efficient; materialistic; do kung fu and other material arts; great at mathematics; can't hold their liquor; terrible drivers; arrogant; assertive; very "short" somewhere private but "bigger" than Japanese; wear glasses; pirate and copy everything; don't value contracts; cheap labor; drink green tea; eat everything that lives – even tiger balls, bear gall bladder, rhino horns and sea cucumber; smoke opium; business-oriented; money rules the world; prepare for world domination
Danish – open-minded; somber; introverted; prudish; cold-resistant; decadent hedonists; urban; jovial; untrustworthy; beer-drinking; happy-go-lucky; vaguely unhygienic; profoundly disorganized; sociable and relaxed; easy-going
Dutch – polite; open-minded; well-traveled; no commitments; boring, but provoking; organized and efficient; harmless; "a nation of rosy-cheeked farmers who live in windmills, wear clogs, have a garden full of tulips and sit on piles of yellow cheese"; opinionated; can be stubborn and incurably mean; downright devious in business affairs; formidable merchants; "Where a Dutchman has passed, not even the grass grows anymore" a Japanese saying goes; an English pamphlet raged: "A Dutchman is a Lusty, Fat, Two-legged Cheese worm. A Creature that is so addicted to eating butter, drinking fat, and sliding (skating) that all the world knows him for a slippery fellow" – at this time the English language gained a whole array of new insults such as "Dutch courage" (booze-induced bravery), "Dutch comfort" ("Things could be worse") and "Dutch gold" (alloy resembling gold). Others include: "Double Dutch" (gibberish), "Dutch cap" (contraceptive diaphragm), "Dutch wife"/"Dutch widow" (prostitute; sex doll), "Dutch uncle" (harsh admonisher)
Finnish – vodka-lovers; modest; polite; somber; introverted; reserved; honest; curvy straight-talkers; trustworthy; quiet; serious; diligent and humble; tough negotiators and demanding businessmen; nit pickers; melancholic; very tall and blond; they love nature; frugal; calm; sturdy; sauna fans; have attractive women
French – good lovers; best cuisine in the world; chaotic; irresponsible; introverted; selfish; cultured; social "players"; do not like to work – prefer to strike; always surrender in war; don't speak English; rude to tourists; anti-American; ungrateful; live in a bureaucratic Socialist system, totally dependent on the state; don't use soap; arrogant and conceited; distant and difficult to meet; don't respect religious freedom; snobs; God who?
Germans – mechanical; organized; boring; no sense of humor; conscientious; drink beer all day – beer-bellied; always shake hands; born with a monkey wrench in their hands, eating vast quantities of sausage and sauerkraut; men have dodgy facial hair, women are icy Teutonic beauties with blond hair and blue eyes; legendary bureaucracy; both sexes loathe inefficiency, love the Fatherland, have never been late for anything in their lives, and would secretly like to invade Europe, even if they have to do it via the EU; eat about five huge meals a day; follow blindly rules and regulations like "don't walk on public lawn" and "before crossing the road, wait for the little green man to show even if there is no car in sight"; pedophiliac
Greek – are big and overweight; lazy; eat souvlaki and olives and drink Ouzo or red wine all day; always break their plates after meals; can't drive – especially when its dark; disorganized; heavy meat eaters; own all oil-tankers in the world; live the easy life; corrupt; impossible planners; cultured, inefficient; live in "unkempt" buildings with "raggedy curtains", empty beer cans, kegs or rusted automobiles clutter their yards; have beautiful women, as long they are young – men are mainly homosexual or sexual predators
Hungarians – good drivers; salami addicts; hot cuisine full of pepper and paprika; use oversized pencils; "a small nation struggling and surviving against the odds"; oppressors turned troublemakers; indigenous; often desperate and hopeless; calm and objective way of thinking; courage; audacity and insistence on ideas
Indians – unconventional; adaptive; open-minded; agreeable; manipulative; hardworking; politically inactive; studious; intelligent; productive; inoffensive; poor personal hygiene; meditating or walking over fire, pinching needles through their mouth, in hands, legs and other private parts; spiritual, generally poor; snake charmers; legendary bureaucrats; huge families; love to watch soap operas; will outsource the whole world
Indonesians – fearful; neurotic; extroverted; conscientious; warm and friendly people; lazy; live for today – who cares about tomorrow; no planners; religious; family-oriented; supportive; invented the rubber-time/rarely on time; corrupt; superstitious; slow; inferior; polite; lacking discipline; use feeling not logic; do not follow rules; hypocritical; resistant to change; tolerant; low profile; unwilling to confront or give 'bad news'; silent in meetings; can't swim
Italians – Gigolos; live with their Mamas; even more chaotic than the French; possessive; passionate; pizza/pasta freaks; creative accountants; smooth-talking; manipulative; dishonest; women have mustaches; fashion-addicted; Casanovas; mafia or gang members;
Irish – loud; no sense of cuisine; impulsive; glass of whiskey or beer in his/her hand; Celtic music fanatics; have red hair and "white-white" skin; live and sleep with their sheep; religious fanatics and protesters
Israelis – arrogant; religious; strong family relations; well-traveled; anxious; noisy; rude; curse locals on travels; travel in packs only; ruin things if not satisfied; argue over the price of anything – even a cup of tea for a few cent; don't respect local people; party all night; take a lot of drugs; if people say something against them, then they are surely Nazis; fancy and fashionable women in tight swimsuits; dream of migrating to other countries if their mother would let them; God help us!
Jamaicans – lazy; grass-smokers; reggae and rasta maniacs; modest; impulsive; loud; boisterous and aggressive; most look like Bob Marley in the morning; strong sense of self and their culture; innovative musicians who influenced many genres; survivors – willing and able to create something from nothing; strong traditional families; caring for others in need; proud God fearing people; want American women and American dollars; don't like American blacks; not too smart; the life goal of men is to have plenty of babies with multiple women; like patties, Winston, Stella, Ackee and Saltfish; always late; live in trees; walk barefoot and live generally very primitive; want to migrate some place else; every man in Kingston owns a gun; Jamaican women go to the Bahamas and the rest of the Caribbean to look for foreign men; all Jamaican men are uncircumcised; all they care are weed, beach, women and rum; God is Bob Marley!
Japanese – disciplined; organized; very techy; fearful; neurotic; extroverted; competent; short; wealthy due to being a running dog of the US; workaholics; perverted; bathe in unisex public showers; buy sex toys and porn from vending machines; very "short" somewhere private but "bigger" than Chinese; women are subservient to men and make perfect devoted wives; raw-fish eaters; suicidal, arrive in packs
Korean (South) – 'kimchi' is the only food; open-minded; ambitious; progressive; efficient; materialistic; arrogant; assertive; women are passive; ultra-modern; tech-savy; love gossip; traditional; women may be viewed by outsiders as having low status, being economically dependent, living in social isolation, and being virtual slaves; but actually, they were never confined to the house; they visit friends, shop, and go to popular theater presentations; women, as they grow older, speak their mind with impunity
Laotians – religious; Buddhists; family-oriented; weed smokers; MSG lovers; warm & friendly people; relocated & traumatized refugees; Boat People; farmers; copy the Thai cuisine; eat only sticky rice; wear baggy trousers; hospitable; relaxed; know how to enjoy life; believe in karma and spirits; politically inactive and uninterested
Luxembourg – all rich bankers; shady characters with black hats; manipulative; secretive; introverted; live from money laundering and fund managing; hard-working, intelligent; good in mathematics and monetary transactions
Malaysians – lazy; anxious; neurotic; manipulative; survive by cronyism and nepotism; introverted; have inferiority complex; arrogant; have speed traps everywhere; ultra-religious, but sell porn everywhere; inhospitable, hate Westerners; boring; have great varieties of food; embrace multi-culturalism; wear bright, colorful clothes; every long-term visitor is expected to convert to Islam; love to watch soap operas; men chauvinistic, have mistresses; women traditional but with modern thinking
Mexicans – heavy tequila drinkers; impulsive; wear huge sombreros; religious; family-oriented; neurotic; modest; megalomaniac, men overweight with golden teeth and 3-day-beard, women attractive and easy to get; all women look like Salma Hayek; sneaky; banditos; maids or illegal immigrants; lazy; never finish anything – not even revolution; either sleeping, leaning against a cactus or bored; warm & friendly people; hospitable; great food (enchiladas, tortillas, burritos) and cheap cost-of-living; a real land of the free; mystical cults; human traffickers into the US
Moroccans – wants everything gratis; look like Ali Baba; live in an Oasis in the desert surrounded by palm trees; traditional; hospitable; nomads roaming the sands on camels; mysterious; have exotic food; human traffickers into Europe; poor people; lost paradise; polygamists; Casablanca!
Nepalese – poor and unemployed, but religious; peace-loving separatists; love colorful clothes, flags and fabrics; illiterate; suppressed and exploited women; tolerant; struggling to survive; anti-Indian; cultured; enlightened
New Zealanders – neurotic; extroverted; strong; unemotional; kiwi-eaters and farmers; provincial; pastoral; lack of sophistication; without any modern cosmopolitan nature; quainted; laid-back; relaxed; productive; opportunity-offering and seeking; multi-racial, tolerant; MacGyver mentality; unconventional; the 3 R's: "Rugby, Racing & Beer"; independent; unfeminine women, wearing only masculine clothing; disregard intellectuals; farming Frodos; distrust politicians
Nigerians – internet scam artists & drug dealers; violent; neurotic; open-minded; modest; manipulative; hard-working; creative; enjoy life; practice bizarre cults; sacrifice their first-born children; corrupt; love money; always horny; women enjoy house management works
Norwegians – modest; somber; introverted; trolls, blond-haired, blue-eyed; rational and bored; boring; dependent on welfare state and petroleum; lax rules of sexual morality; institutionalized yearning for nature and simplicity; alcoholics; uneducated; stupid country bumpkin; rural traditions; rustic and unsophisticated fish-eaters; lamentable manners and muddy boots; stunning petroleum wealth
Pakistani – hardworking; politically inactive; studious; intelligent; productive; and inoffensive; low-paid; do dirty jobs; cricket-addicted; anti-Indian; wild-eyed fanatics; militaristic; emotional
Philippines – "region of natural and man-made disasters"; religious; have large, extended families; neurotic; modest; love to watch soap operas; cars are old patched American jeeps (jeepneys); tricycles are everywhere; chaotic traffic; colorful; kidnapping of foreigners is a favorite past-time – besides cock-fighting; obsession with cellphones and SMS; women call their husbands 'master'; everyone has at least 3.000 pair of shoes; drama kings and queens; oversea workers sacrifice comfort, endure loneliness and abuse to work abroad to support & satisfy their families neverendingly; exotic foods and fruits; 7.000 exotic islands; warm & smiling people; love Karaoke; cheerful bantering; "Hey, Joe!"; God is Jesus, Mary and the holy trinity!
Polish – neurotic; never smile but complain a lot; hard bargainers; babysitters; intolerant; heavy alcohol users; your car will be stolen, once you cross the border; easy-going; conservative; intellectual; attractive women, aggressive men – always up to pick a fight; excellent drivers; hard-working; helpful; listen to folk music; sit in church all day if nothing else to do; very religious
Portuguese – ignorant; violent; love buffoonery; kind; rural people with 'Singer' sewing machines; bull fighters; meat eaters; drink port wine; love celebrations; well traveled hundreds of years ago – now more introverted; always longing for something, but don't know what; feel lonely; nostalgic; "the past old days were the best"; waiting for the next hero to come; prefer to live a simple life and mocks the powerfuL
Romanians – directly related to Dracula; everyone owns a mystic castle in the Carpate mountains in Transylvania, backwards-oriented; primitive; refuse to work; have to many children; slow; ingenious; trying hard – but never succeed; mistrust police and government; love to celebrate; "women are mothers and wives, trafficking of women, prostitution, domestic violence and sexual harassment is their own fault"; manipulative; nationalists; stable and value-oriented
Russians – aggressive; rude; good tippers, big spenders; generally generous; open-minded; agreeable; love their "babushkas" and the last Czar; either spys or communists; alcoholics (primarily Stolichnaya vodka); mainly poor – with a few shiny billionaires; buy football clubs around the world (mainly in England); love ice hockey, gymnastics, wrestling, weight lifting; organized crime (the Russian Mafia) is everywhere; overweight; have deep hearty laughs; threatening nuclear war; want to invade with MIG fighter jets; ultra-orthodox Christians; love to secretly poison their enemies with uranium injections; warmongering similar to Americans
Singaporeans – adaptive; super-efficient; fearful; anxious; crime-averse; rich; selfish; money-oriented; hard-working; clean; stylish; organized; disciplined; tolerant; introverted; career- and certificate-oriented; multi-cultural; love to eat chicken rice; over-regulated; obedient to government and hierarchies; fashionable; against chewing gum and smoking; are 'kiasu' – an extreme fear of losing/missing out; "women are materialistic, superficial, high-maintenance, have their heads too high up in the clouds, narcissistic; men are similar, just add boring, egoistic and they live with their parents"; love shopping – love SHOPPING!; the 5 C's: "Cash, Car, Credit Card, Condominium, Country Club Membership"
South Africans – impulsive, racists; disease-infested; tribal; poor; community-oriented; strong masculine men; repressed women; proud; love to sing and dance; colorful celebrations; have short life; live in a dangerous country; suspicious; materialistic; apathetic; regretful; egoistic; pessimistic; revengeful; love TV; enjoy life to the fullest
Sri Lankis – aggressive separatists; lazy; jealous; rebellious; ardent defenders of faith; friendly & warm people; conservative; strong beliefs in cultural norms; extreme traditional; uneducated, unskilled and unemployed; patriarchic and devoted women; believe in "natural evolution of things"; entrepreneurs; sometimes naughty deal makers; opportunist linguists – 'Neither here nor there'
Spaniards – lazy; party animals; womanizers; food lovers (Paella); extroverted; untidy; conscientious; impulsive; megalomaniac; bull fighters; always late; "know how to live"; wine-drinking and ham-eating; temperamental; affectionate; look like Antonio Banderas; emotional cry-babies; sophisticated; everybody smokes and talks all the time; proud and patriotic; fashionable, love to dance; relaxed; nationalists; cultured; respect their rights and duties; history and ancestry are important; leisure culture; open-minded and warm people;
Swedish – conscientious; blond-haired, blue-eyed; wealthy; enlightened; rational and bored; boring; dependent on their welfare state; lax rules of sexual morality; institutionalized yearning for nature and simplicity; heavy drinkers; modest; introverted; sophisticated and modern
Swiss – rich; competent; introverted; modest; anxious; serious; multi-lingual; brand-affine; nit pickers, hard bargainers; watch makers; sit in the mountains, 'yodel' and milk their cows; play 12m long Alpine horns; ruddy cheeked; pretty smug because of the fresh mountain air; their trains always run on time; their diet is chocolate and holey-cheese; women are mostly blond, never grow old, like to help milking the cattle and are usually called Heidi; live in wooden huts on the mountainside; each room has at least one cuckoo clock; except people in Zurich: those are sharp-suited secretive bankers hoarding Nazi gold and helping out corrupt politicians and gangsters; obsessed with the environment, cleanliness and punctuality; tight on the rules; very private
Taiwanese – ambitious; progressive; super-efficient; materialistic; descended from the Kuo Min Tang, the running dogs of the American imperialists who fled to Taiwan in 1949, taking enough priceless national treasures with them to ensure their wealth right up to the present day; tech-savy, independent, proud
Thai – impulsive; manipulative; fun-loving ("Sanuk"); conservative; speak/sing a funny language; most women are hot and sexy and work in massage parlous or in bars; men rent out motor bikes or get drunk on Mekong Whiskey on the beach – except ladyboys; nationalists; suspicious towards foreigners; polite; good care-takers; can cook well; greedy; narrow-minded; promiscuous; dishonest; traditional; shy in public; family-oriented; religious; self-confident; independent; intelligent; ignorant; can get very violent and unreasonable very swiftly; can't pronounce 'R'; proud and patriotic; superiority-complex; resourceful; street-smart; emotional; Long live the King!
Turkish – neurotic; conscientious; impulsive; lazy; oppressive; nationalists; intelligent; belly dancers; live from Kebab and Raki; men wear long bended swords in baggy trousers and turbans, have long beards; women wear a headscarf;
Vietnamese – modest; mystical; obscure, wear funny hats and sleep in rice fields; eat baguette and strawberry jam or pate; hard-working; friendly; helpful
If you are a die-hard Hetalia fan paste this on your profile and bold the ones that apply to you:
You know when you are obsessed with Hetalia when:
1. You start laughing hysterically at maps.
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together.
3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class.
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots.
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies).
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder squeal every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "PruCan" and " FrUk" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru".(sometimes)
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map. (He's on there if you believe!)
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion times.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.
By Popular Demand—How to Tell if You're a Writer:
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. 'I wonder why I talk to myself so much?')
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. 'Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word 'deliver' could mean removing someone's liver?')
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason.
-If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: If you failed English 101
1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
4) In the memo field of all your cheques, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS."
5) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
6) Dont use any punctuation
7) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
8) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
9) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
10) Sing along at the opera.
11) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
12) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
13) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!"
14) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
15) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are a yaoi fangirl, copy this onto your profile. (Not as bad as Hungary, though. No one can be as bad as Hungary...)
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
if you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile. (Very tempting...)
98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you love Yaoi/Shonen-ai, copy this to your profile/signature!
If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile. If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
If you watch show that you would suffer through withdrawal or die without, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you play an instrument copy and paste this to your profile and put your name and instrument; Dark lady of the Sonnets French Horn!!, Erikroolsall piano, SpiritoftheMapleLeaf Guitar, purple ukulele,
If you love random things, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are reading this, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're weird, copy this into your profile.
If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.
If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.
If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile.
If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile.
Copy and paste this if you've ever used the term 'like a boss'.
Copy and paste this if instead of using the term, 'like a boss,' you've changed it to 'like a Spain'.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If you sometimes seem to trip over thin air, put this in your profile.
It seems like everyone has a Myspace. If you don't have one, and see no point in having one, copy and paste.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If your lifelong dream is to have a German Sparkle Party with Prussia and Germany, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've watched every Hetalia episode whether it was in Japanese or English, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" song copy this into your profile!
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
If you become hostile and defensive when someone makes fun of your favorite country, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you dig Greece's sexy cat ears like Japan, copy and paste this onto our profile.
If you ever read something really funny in a book and laughed really loud while other people looked at you weird, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you believe tomatoes are a fruit, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love to write copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to become one with Russia, copy and paste this onto your profile, da?
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you still think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you actually read other people's profiles, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are still weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile
If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement and temperature, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile
If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile.
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate stereotypes put this on your profile and bold the ones you are:
Lovino starred, looking around and taking in the scene of the over-crowded, loud, sweaty, bustling room. Standing in one corner, glancing judgingly over the table of refreshments was Aristocratic Bastard, accompanied by his ever-present She-Stalker Bastard who was yammering away about something or other. Potato Bastard A and Potato Bastard B stood together, the later with his arm slung over a nervous looking Hamburg- Wait a minute. Romano frowned, no that wasn't right. Hamburger Bastard was on the opposite side of the room, looking like he was annoying the hell (no surprise) out of Tea Bag Bastard. Well then who the fuck was that? He sure looked like the Hamburger Bastard, albeit maybe a little transparent.
Fucking weird.
Romano shrugged, deciding he'd just call him Nobody Bastard.
Also amongst the crowd stood Rapist/Pervert/Sick Minded Fuck/ Bastard and the Cat-Loving Bastard looking bored and tired and leaning heavily on the Quiet Asian Bastard who was trying to support both of their weights while having a conversation with the Ponytailed Asian Bastard
And then there was the Fucking Makes-You-Piss-Your Pants-With-How-Fucking-Scary-And-Intimidating-He-Is Bastard, standing there alone and freakish-looking in the corner of the room watching everyone like a hawk, smiling creepily while a cloud of dark aura floated over him the whole time.
Romano shivered and swore he saw the freak's smile widen.
Edging away from said corner quickly, he turned his attention warily back to the crowd.
Damn. That was a lot of people he hated. - Romano
Man up or I'll beat you up with my peace prize!- Switzerland
Kesesesese -Prussia
Kolkolkol- Russia
Drop dead England- America
Well I didn't ask, but okay.- Liechtenstein
Maybe if I feed him some bad sushi he will go away- Japan
Eww, it taste like ink!- America
I'm the hero!- America
I shall now express my anger through the piano- Austria
It's me as an adult'a person!- Chibitalia
I lied to a bambino! A me'a bambino!- Italy
Chigi...- Romano
Potato bastard- Romano
Ohonhonhon- France
You an ass!- China
All will become one with mother Russia, da?- Russia
Marry me, marry me, marry me, marry me, marry me, marry me...- Belarus
*bounce bounce bounce bounce*- Ukraine
Is this your little girlfriend, or boyfriend, or gender-neutral chibi thing?- Some soldier guy
Things I wish would happen...
America- when da f*ck did I get 50 children?
Me- Hey America's hat!
There's a game I made up where if you look close enough the contries molest eachother.
There's another game me and my friends came up with where we spin the globe and hold our fingers up to it. Whom ever we land on is our new husband.
Lyrics to The Stereotype Song :
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
I love those fat Americans. You know they're so obnoxious.
I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
I love Africans, but hold up a second.
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
Yeah, Ha, ha, I'm just playing, you know I love you guys, but seriously don't hump any sheep!
Song by your favorite martian.
Things I like:
Good grammar.
A good manga
Perfection in my writing
Anything Japanese
Every Single Damn Country, good or bad.
Uura Saeka
Ivan Braginski.
Lovino Vargas
Vash Zwingli
Smut Romance Manga
People who are perverted (like meinself)
Lemons (not the ones you eat)
Lemons (the ones you do eat)
Things I dislike
Yuri (I don't hate it, It's just not for me.)
People who nitpick
Horrid fanfiction
Horrid Grammar
People who don't like yaoi
People who think I'm weird 'cause I read things with rape in them. (yaoi)
People who dislake Hetalia fans
Dragon Ball Z
Crack pairings (they piss me off)
Hate/Love pairins. I like it when they love eachother equally.
People who think I ONLY read/watch yaoi.
People who don't acknoledge Sealand, never heard of Liechtenstein, and say Prussia doesn't exist.
People who hate just to hate.
People who think there's only one sense of humor.
Whenever someone mistakes Austria for Australia.
When someone pronounces Ludwig wrong (it's lood-wig)
People who think Russia is scary.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy this in your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.
Helpful Advice: A mouse trap placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.
As I laid in bed, looking up at the stars, one thought crossed my mind...WHERE THE HECK WAS THE CEILING!?
If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!
"I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That's not GOD…it's a MAGLIGHT!" Tony V.
I'm a dork, you're a dork, let's take over the world.
Good friends don't let you do bad things... Alone.
Things to do Today:
Grammar Rules:
If you have inside jokes... with yourself... copy and paste this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this into your profile.
If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.
Never judge a book by its movie.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
If you solemly swear you are up to no good, copy this into your profile.
MOST of people on fanfiction believe that 98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the few people who knows that statistic is a huge exaggeration, copy and paste.
Music is like candy bars: You throw away the rappers.
Never get into an argument with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
If you've ever started something but didn't finish it, put this in your profile and maybe save time to go finish it. (I have WAY too many unfinished stories...)
If you narrate your thoughts in any recent voices you've heard, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE it's weird. Copy and paste if you agree.
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you were someone else? A particular someone, perhaps?
Have you ever imagined what you would be able to do if you were, say, Superman?
What would you be? Stay good or go evil?
Heck, if you had that much power, would you even stay sane?
I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
I hijacked a rainbow and crashed into a pot of gold.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
All the different lines Minerva McGonagall has made Hogwarts students write:
"If Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout 'TO THE BAT MOBILE!'"
But I did look at the weird reviews I have sent in the whole time I have been on the site. And let me tell you, They are fricking WEIRD.
So, to make up for the sadness of not updating-ness, I will try to cheer you up with these retarded reviews.
((P.S. It's not a mistake that I left the story names on there, I left them there so that you could read them
Thanks ))
Softening a Heart of Fear
Dear Livvie,
I loved this story and it was truly phenomenal. You are an inspiration to me, and i loved the way that you wrote this. I look forward to reading more of your fanfictions like this, and i just wanted you to know that even if i read them repeatedly, they will always be just as...what's the word...AWESOME. Or, you know, not yellow...
:) anyway, i just wanted you to know that i love your stories and i look forward to reading more of them!
that creepy person who signs Reviews like they're sending some cordial E-mail...
Flowers and Violins
WOOT! you updated this super ninja fast! good job! i love this!
Gauken Hetalia
le gasp!* She may not like Iggy no more!? WHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT?
hey, whatever happened to France?
Germany x Reader: The Unknown Country
nice! god job on this! i can't wait for the rest of the story!
nice. Pick-up lines always work like that, especially if you're Prussia.
Flowers and Violins
:D nice!
call me maybe was going through my head the whole time...
A Prussian Diary
nice warning, bro XD
Flowers and Violins
nice! you should do another chapter!
A Prussian Diary
XD awesome.
Supah Hawt Lifeguard
i like the...'Supah Hawtness that makes your ovaries explode' XD
America's Rants
hold the phone.
hold it.
hold it.
are you holding it?
but Canada is manly-er-er-er...than you and stuff 'cuz...yeah...i dunno where I'm goin' with this again, but i'm prepared to be attacked by ravenous fangirls for trolling...
those deadly, deadly girls will soon be the end of me...
as long as i can still scare the crap outta people, I HAVE NO FEAR!
i think my enter button broke...
hey...it didn't...yay...
talking outta your ass is fun, huh bro?
Just kidding, you know i love you bros
America's Rants
cool story bro.
A Hetalia Drabble Collection
nice! i like this!
Russia x Reader: Are You Affriad of the Dark?
AAWW! Russia's so cute! Good job writing this! I like how you made Russia afraid of the dark and how he reacted Really cool
well, that's my review, hope i helped!
Germany x Reader: The Unknown Country
DUUUUUUUUUUDDEE! This is so awesome! it's so...
I hope you can make another chapter!
WOOT! i like this! good job! i can't wait for the next chappie!
Country x Reader Drabbles
WOW that's depressing but awesome at the same time
Let The Summer With Units Begin
MICE! eheh...
i suck at spelling XD
i really like what you've done! it's AWEEESSOOOOOMEE
eehhh...not sure what to say about that...I don't really like blood, but i like how you wrote it! it was wonderful!
For Ransom
nice! i can't wait for the next ones to come, bro!
Some Snowflakes Don't Melt
XD this is really good! please make more!
Prussia x Reader: The Little Cross
aww good job, bro!
Chibi Adventures
XD awww that's good nice one!
Country x Reader Drabbles
aww that's so cute! good job, bro!
The itsy bitsy spiderFairy tale hetalia crossover
oooh snap
good job, bro! can't wait for chappie #3 i'm sure it'll be awesome
Hetalia units- Best(or worst) gift ever
aww that's cute! good job on this! i applaud you!
Secrets never keep
XD that's bad... good job, though!
For Ransom
XD i like it! ah, poland. what a wonderfully strange gender-confused boy you are. how i love you!
America's Dream Girl
i thought you liked Iggy, 'Merica?
huh? what's that about?
huh? huh? huh?
I'm Going To A Concert
yup GO FINNIE! YUSH!
Hetalia units- Best(or worst) gift ever
nice! you should add...IGGY! i bet the parents would like him, since he's a gentleman. don't let him in the kitchen, though...
Vacation With the Boys
nice! you did good in this, mon ami!
((Queue the endless screaming of fangirls because of my smexy frenchness ] ))
Hetalia drabbles
:( that's sad!
The itsy bitsy spiderFairy tale hetalia crossover
NOOO! i hate cliffies! could you do a second chapter? please?
For Ransom
OOH! god job can't wait for the next one, brah!
Newlyweds ReaderXVarious Hetalia Characters
Hetalia x Reader Series
wow, good job! i love it
Hetalia x Reader Series
YES! this is soooo cute! fantastic job!
Hetalia x Reader Series
yes, yes he would make a damn sexy pirate XD
Into the world of Hetalia! Reader Inserts
XD nice
((these words touch my heart every time…))
Into the world of Hetalia! Reader Inserts
((told you so!))
Into the world of Hetalia! Reader Inserts
ohohonhonhon! you got France and Hungary PERFECTLY! great job!
Into the world of Hetalia! Reader Inserts
XD nice!
Hetalia Drabbles
XD nice! you should make a romano one these are really good, btw!
Hetalia 100 Drabble Challenge
XD awesome stalker powers
Hetalia 100 Drabble Challenge
aww good job! i like this idea! you should do an germanyXreaderXprussia or something... :) hahah!
ChinaxReader War
The Hetalia Reader Insert Series
aawww! that's so sweet!
The Hetalia Reader Insert Series
XD woohoo! france is so awesome! good job!
The Hetalia Reader Insert Series
The Hetalia Reader Insert Series
lol nice!
Hetalia Collection
lol nice AN, dude.
Irregular (Hetalia) Reader-Inserts
Irregular (Hetalia) Reader-Inserts
NICE! i like it
A Prussian Diary
heheh stupid tomato...
For Ransom
OOOH! this is getting good! please continue!
Gauken Hetalia
XD nice! god, wouldn't it be awesome to have a sleepover with the hetalia characters? i think so…except for france…
Short Hetalia Oneshots
XD nice!
Hetalia oneshots
lol XD russia's magical like that! i could totaly see him hiding around the corner with the baltics spying on them XD good job on this!
Let's Throw A Concert!
WOOT! good job! love that song btw!
Let's Throw A Concert!
XD of course the pedos must ruin the moment. good job though!
Let's Throw A Concert!
XD nice. and yes, if they're still in the prate getup, which i assume had partial high-heels, it'd be horror to walk up like, 5 flights of stairs. i've tried.
Let's Throw A Concert!
XD hell yeah kyoya's sexy! when is he not...?
Let's Throw A Concert!
XD yup, that's tamaki.
Let's Throw A Concert!
XD nice! i love all your OHSHC fanfics!
Ouran Next Generations OHSHC X Reader
XD love the last part! that's really good!
Ouran Next Generations OHSHC X Reader
XD nice!
Marvelous MissAdventures of OHSHC X Reader:
XD nice! you made ma laugh really hard! could you write another pleeeease? :3
The Soldier
XD sooo meeean you made fun of japan's accent XD i don't wanna sound like eminem either, so...
Paw Prints
XD nice! make another pleeeease!
China X Reader: In the Dark
OOH nice! you should make another chapter!
Problems of the heart Kyoya X Reader
XD nice good job writing this!
River Angel
OOH nice! you should make more one-shots!
How to Forgive and Forget
XD nice! make another one pleeeeaaaassseee!
All's Fair in Love and War
WOOT! make another! i like this!
haha! Aww
Time to Get a Gun
Ludwig x Reader - My Dearest Angel
Cena con la famiglia italiana
aww that's real cute!
Christmas Revue
haha! nice good job writing this!
Cats Are Psychic
aww that's good!
Birthday Suit Pajama's
haha! nice AN, man! good story
Alfred x Reader HHS
Aww this is really good!
Alfred x Reader HHS
OOH PLOT TWiST!
Switzerland x Reader: Thief
XD badass. that is all.
North Italy x Reader: Cooking Lessons
AAW this is real cute!
Hetalia X Reader Chronicles
honhonhon good job i like it!
Hetalia X Reader Chronicles
Hetalia X Reader Chronicles
lol XD wait...so i guess you can't fall asleep around them...huh? eh, can't be friends with them. i fall asleep everywhere, on my friends, doing work, on my friend's stuff, on my friend's work…
Hetalia X Reader Chronicles
nice! lol i'd fangirl if i found hetalia characters XD
World Meeting Chaos
AAW sad it's the last chappie... lol love japan's proposal XD awesome-sauce!
World Meeting Chaos
T.T one more chappie...N'aw! damn... :(
World Meeting Chaos
France-ness should be a word.
World Meeting Chaos
XD go francey-pants! yeah!
World Meeting Chaos
XD nice!
World Meeting Chaos
:3 this is good! you're very talented!
World Meeting Chaos
World Meeting Chaos
haha nice!
World Meeting Chaos
nice! i like it!
Estonia X reader
AAW thsi one's cute tooo!
The Manga of us
AAW that's really cute! you should make more one-shots! DOO EEET!
Cadbury eggs and Yami Yugi
aww that's so cute!
Love is Art
woot! Nice
What's Worth Fighting For?
OOOH nice!
A Manual?
AAW Alfred's soooo cute!
A Manual?
XD nice
Nekotalia Drabbles
AWW kitties are just so...N'YAAWW
CanadaXReader: The Wishing Tree
N'AAAW that's soooo cute!
It's All About the Pants
pfft hahaha! Nice
Fortunate Affections
For Ransom
Sweet great job on this chappie
Acute Reverse (Gakuen Hetalia CountryxReaderxCountry)
NICE! good job! write moooore!
Winter Surprises
N'AAW you're a really good author!
The Cell Block Tango
nice this is really good, can't wait for the next one!
Just like you
:3 nice
Hetalia in TWINKIE PANDEMIC
sweet! twinkies are magical.
Spiders? Oh hell no
lol XD nicee
Country x Reader Drabbles
haha! nice i'd do that...
Gauken Hetalia
yeah, it would...it'd also be awkward if something like you went to his house and you learned he was cooking...and you got sick...
and died... XD Good luck on exams, brouhaha! may he force be with you
For Ransom
XD great job!
The Swan Princess Hetalia Style
Very nice, mi amigo! you're a great author
Pie America X Reader
nicee! i like it!
Taste in Women
norway! do a norway! or iceland someone from the Nordic5!
Little Bitty
She who never cries
nice she's very-ah... calm... I'd probably snap at them, flip them off, and maybe just go captain Morgan on their asses. but that's cause I'm a martial artist and I'm kinda...scary...
Sapphire ring
N"AWW that's soooo cute!
Would you do me the honour of dancing with me?
Every Storm Runs Out of Rain
kesesesese! nice Katzchen
England's Mushroom Samba
niceee strange shit happens when you do drugs, kids!
RussiaxReader: The Hesitant Assassin
nice! good job writing this!
Country x Reader Drabbles
sweeet i freaked when i saw this, and i loved it
For Ransom
woot! nice!
The Cell Block Tango
Truth or Dare with the Angels
hello, mi amigo! great job writing alllll this! i have a few dares and possibly truths...
Dark: you have to sing "Calling you" or any song by Aqua while wearing a pink wig and pink frilly dress! if you don't, emilie can throw anything and everything she desires at you!
Krad: *evil aura* time for your evil revenge, il mio amore! you get to slap anyone or everyone you want in the room, but they get the choice of 10 slaps right there, or 5 slaps from now to eternity!
Riku: you have to sing a Rebbecca black song and then start rapping half of it. if i am not satisfied, you must dress up as barney the pink dinosaur and go out onto the street and ask small children if they want to hold hands with a black man.
Risa: Quit being so annoying and face the wall...and while your at it, buy a happy meal, you depress me.
Dai: Duct-tape Fee to the ceiling using only a stick, the duct tape, and willpower.
Satoshi: you must give meh a hug...cause i have nothing else for you to do and i don't think you should be left out annnnnnnnd i like you...XD
Emilie: you are awesome, so you get a lifetime supply of exploding cupcakes and pies to use on the person of your choice, but don't do it to krad or all those weapons of yours will simultaneously disappear, and you will be hunted down...with the help of Belarus and Russia :D MUHAHAHAHAHAAA!
Dark if you could dress up as anyone besides yourself, kraddy-kins, and Dai, who would you?
Krad if you weren't an angel, and were a normal person, what do you think your daily schedule would be like?
Emilie How is it that you live in the closet and somehow it's not hysterical when you "come out of the closet"? TEACH MEEEE!
Dai How the Merda do you hang around those troia anime-ish girls? they'd piss me off if i were you...
That's all, i hope i'll be included!
Ladies, Gentlemen, Dark, i have business to attend to, g'day. *ninja smoke and i go poof*
Hetalia Truth or Dare!
honhonhon! 3 here are some truths and dares, and i must say, i adore you, mon ami! great job on this! 3 excuse-moi if mon french perviness comes out...
France: you have to sit in the closet with france for 30 mins and if he trys anything and you swear at him, he can shave off you eye caterpillars.
Roma: convince your love for spain! DOOOOO IIIIIT!
Spain: You have to confess your love for roma 3
korea: you have to sing Gangnam style and do the dance and everything.
Hungary: film it.
America: you have to sing the cuppy-cake song
Hungary: once again, film it.
China:uh... you have to not say "aru" at the end of any sentence or we can shred Shinatty-chan...?
Russia:Est-que je...have a hug? :3
prussia: just stay as awesome as you are now.
Germany: you have to sing a love song to italy.
Italy: has to win in a wrestling match with me...no surrendering, or you don't get pasta till the end.
canada: gets to eat as many pancakes as he wants...and he gets to duct-tape france to the cieling if he puts a move on anything that moves, lives, or has a substance.
England: you get to...have a hug ;3 and talk like pierce brosnan, or Indiana Jones for the rest of the game.
Switzerland: i can keep your gun *purple aura* i will need it for future plans...
Greece: turkey has to wear your sexy cat ears
Turkey: greece has to wear your mask
au revior! enjoy yourself! XD
Hetalia Truth or Dare!
XD i looove the red bull thing.
Little Soldier Girl
T.T so cute but soooo sad! T.T
Truth or Dare with the Angels
ahahahaaa! this is really good! you make me snicker like prussia XD
Vietnam Around The World
OOOOH THE THOT PLICKENS!...nevermind...nice job, though!
Vietnam Around The World
haha! nice job, Vietnam! i like her!
Vietnam Around The World
haha! Nice
I'm Not An Angel
kesesesesesese This is awesome! nice job!
I'm Not An Angel
haha! Nice
I'm Not An Angel
heh. weird, weird neighbors...
I'm Not An Angel
nice! write moooooooooooore!
I'm Not An Angel
XD niceee! telling people off is fun!
For Ransom
OOH! THAT'S ROMANIA...I WAS SOOOOO CONFUSED! anyway, good job! i can't wait for the next one!
oh man, Korea. I feel bad for him.
feliks and toris...in a cabinet? wow...anway, i really appreciate all your writing and i hope you do at least one more chappie? :3 and i think you should make a fanfic for Norway!
Hetalia One Shots
haha! i like the evil villain thing...i do that all the time
Hetalia One Shots
AAW that's really cute! good job! i like molly, she's awesome!
Hetalia One Shots
AAW! this is really well written, you have a fantastic talent, my friend! keep it going!
Hetalia One Shots
aww that's cute! great job, i think i like this one the most!
Hetalia One Shots
Hetalia One Shots
aww sorry i couldn't review for others my computer's ridiculous...well, as fantastic as always, mon ami! and i must say, it's quite cute
Hetalia One Shots
Because Reader Inserts Are Too Mainstream
Because Reader Inserts Are Too Mainstream
HONHONHONHON i like the nicknames...XD
I'm Going To A Concert
i saw the title and i smiled a very pedo-ish smile :D
I'm Going To A Concert
I'm Going To A Concert
aww! Sweet
Caramels and Licorice
haha! akwardness! :D! niceee
Nordic Family! Nordics x Reader
AWW THAT'S REALLY CUTE! fantastic job, you're my hero.
Standing ovation*
Nordic Family! Nordics x Reader
Nordic Family! Nordics x Reader
Nordic Family! Nordics x Reader
AAWWW! THAT'S WHAT I WAS LIKE IN KINDERGARTEN! it'd b awesome to be raised by the nordics...i can't even explain...i'm havin' a fan-gasm here...
Reader x Denmark
haha that's sooo cute! great job!
nice! it's really good!
It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time
haha! cute! good job!
Since child hood
Since child hood
d'awww! that's so cute!
Let The Summer With Units Begin
Lean On My Shoulder
AWWW! so sweet! great job!
Lean On My Shoulder
T.T sad but happy...wait...what?
Acute Reverse (Gakuen Hetalia CountryxReaderxCountry)
I VOTE ENGLAND PRUSSIA ROMANO AND AMERICA! I CAN'T DECIDE! sounds like a good plot, i like it!
Fairies, Unicorns and All That Nonsense
HAHA! SWEEEEET! you should make another!
A Prussian Diary
kesesese! mein gott, man! you're sad!
Hetalia units- Best(or worst) gift ever
Gauken Hetalia
akward moment when arthur's cooking may earn you a trip to the hospital...
That Fateful Day
d'awww! i'm feeling like antonio again, dammit! i was routing for gil W way to go broha! i like this fanfiction!
The Unawesome Day
d'awww! i feel like Antonio...i was routing for Gil the whole time...geez... fantastic job on this, broha!
Prussia x Reader Mr Awesomeness
aww! that's sad! i love it a lot though! T.T
PrussiaxReader Who do you like?
haha! cute! i like it!
The Captain's Jewel: England x Reader
aww! cute! you should make one more chappie! i like this!
The Captain's Jewel: England x Reader
haha! cliffie!
The Captain's Jewel: England x Reader
nice! i like this chappie!
The Captain's Jewel: England x Reader
hey, it does sound like america! haha! and i know the jewel already...i've read too many fluffy fanfictions now...good job on this!
On that one rainy Night
Forget Those Memories
d'awww! so cuuute! my sis was listening to "for the nights i can't remember" when i got to the raining part...teehee!
A Prussian Diary
Russia's Funhouse
sweet! i like it!
Ulterior Motives
pffffffffft hahahahaaa! nice!
Summer Chaos
aww! i wanna read more!
Let The Summer With Units Begin
Let The Summer With Units Begin
muahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaa!
Let The Summer With Units Begin
haha! i love it, mein freund! good job!
Let The Summer With Units Begin
i like the Francis thing and her being all tomboy up in his face XD good revenge, man. Good revenge.
Let The Summer With Units Begin
yeah...don't let a dummkoph make dinner. That's why his kingdom isn't on the map any more.
Let The Summer With Units Begin
pffft my awesomeness beats his by MEGA SUPER AWESOME MILES suck my pianist, bro!
Let The Summer With Units Begin
wow, those swears'd impress Romano... i like the thing with the sun. i was dyiinnngg...
Adventure with Hetalia Units
awwwww... , that's soooo ccccccuuuuuutttttttttttttttt teeeeeeeeeeee!
Adventure with Hetalia Units
wooot! this is awesome!
Hetalia Unit Craziness!
WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER?! IS IT AMERICA? I BET IT IS! OR THE AWESOME PRUSSIA? GAWD, I DON'T KNOW! JUST TELLL MEEEEE! Ahem! Sorry...overexcitement... i wanna read the next chappie soon though! That'd be coool!
Hetalia Unit Craziness!
haha! cute! i like it!
Hetalia Unit Craziness!
nice name, man! erica bueno...i somehow get the feeling it's fake...?
Hetalia Unit Craziness!
Haha! I like this so far!
Life with Hetalia
Haha! I like the title, man!
Hetalia units- Best(or worst) gift ever
Wow...Mathias is really perverted...anyways, I'd love having a Hetalia unit! It'd be AWESOME! Good job on this!
a karaoke party
haha! sweeeet! i loove this! it's totally awesome!
Germany x Reader: Relaxation
awws! it's adorable! great job!
aww! i like this! haha! prussia got his ass beaten!
Rainy Day Uno
i love this! i almost choked on my food from laughing! haha!
Let's Go Shopping!
hahaha! i like the condoms thing! XD hilarious!
America X The Smart Ass Reader Patriotic Fries
Hetalia Reader inserts
haha! sweet! i like this! you should write more!
Love Sick Romano x Reader
WOOT! i like it! i wanna read 2!
If I Can't Have You, No One Can
shivers* ah! creepy!
i'm scared, man. really fricking creeped out…
((no, I do not need a therapist, France.
Russia's Funhouse
haha! cuuute! i love this!
Russia's Funhouse
sweet! i love it!
America's Secrets
pfft...you're lucky to have such a weird brother...i have two annoying older sisters and it is HELL.
Our Quirky Family
AAWW write more! write more! you almost made me cry again- almost. you sly lil minx...
((indeed. It seems we're all good up in the hizzle! …I seriously hate myself for just saying hizzle…))
why must you make me so melancholy? XD I do love it though! good job!
Our Quirky Family
cute! i love this!
Our Quirky Family
haha! i love that you got the BTT in here! totes mah goats man! it's almost as awesome as the awesome Prussia! I love the family tree by the way
Our Quirky Family
T.T I'm crying right now... it's so sad! You did great writing it though!
Our Quirky Family
aww! these are all so fricking cute! Belarus is awesome in this too!
Our Quirky Family
AWW! THAT'S SO CUTE! i like the first parts! it's real adorable!
HAHA! sweet i'd do that to iggs...
aww! artie sounds so cute!
British Burgers
Iggy is kinda a git...wanker...he steals my phone, i'd kick his ass.
((don't you just love my cockamamie British slang?))
British Burgers
haha! i like this! good job!
Chibi Adventures
alfred's so cute!
Princess:Reader X Poor:England : A Forbidden Love
aaww! i like it! you should make another chapter!
A Simple Kiss Changed My Life
nice! i wanna read more, though!
A Simple Kiss Changed My Life
You'll Always Be My Best Friend
haha! cute!
You'll Always Be My Best Friend
America is so cute!
You'll Always Be My Best Friend
aww! little America'd be so cute!
You'll Always Be My Best Friend
You'll Always Be My Best Friend
You'll Always Be My Best Friend
You'll Always Be My Best Friend
You'll Always Be My Best Friend
( so sad...
You'll Always Be My Best Friend
You'll Always Be My Best Friend
so cuttteee!
You'll Always Be My Best Friend
d'awww imma bawl soon!
You'll Always Be My Best Friend
oooh snap!
You'll Always Be My Best Friend
You'll Always Be My Best Friend
hehe i like the last part
You'll Always Be My Best Friend
jealousy kills meh!
You'll Always Be My Best Friend
You'll Always Be My Best Friend
You'll Always Be My Best Friend
England X The Lonely Reader Destination
cute! it's so awesome! you should write more!
cute! i like it!
When I Wake Up
ooh! i like it! nice job!
Awesome Seeing You Here
haha! i like it! it's so cute
remind me to thank france later
haha! cute! i like it!
If You Don't Mean It
aww! cute! i like how you got Gilbert in there too!
If You Don't Mean It
If You Don't Mean It
OOOOOH Snap!
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AAAAWWWW! this is so thoughtful and cute! i wanna bawl! i love Canada's one! i almost cried! great job on this!
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D: so cute yet so sad... haha, Iggy's awesome when he's drunk!
Francis X Reader
AWWW that's so cute good job!
Prussia X Reader
haha! sweet! i like it!
Prussia X Reader
MUHAHAHAHAHA! I LIKE IT! Verdammt, my grammar is getting sloppy... i wanna read more though!
Prussia X Reader
MUUUSSSHHHYYY it's not mushy, i just thought the word sounded cool... Great job on this!
Prussia X Reader
Prussia X Reader
OOOH i like it
Prussia X Reader
Arthur's note? whaaat? Oh, haha. pin-wheel. nice.
Prussia X Reader
HURRAH! i didn't wanna die, it'd be nice if I didn't! Hehe, slave driver? where'd that come from?
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haha! all you gotta say? " I say 'you' a lot?" wow...good writing! I like it!
Wow…I read some weird stuff…
HAHA! So, did you enjoy it? I knew you did. So, if you want to, you can put one of your guys' random reviews down there, and you know, maybe you could do a thing like this of your own!
And as always, thanks for reading!
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Part of a design for Shopilly (a shopping oriented startup) I did last year. You can see a bigger view in the attachment.
You should also check out the case study for the Shopilly project on my portfolio.
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Column archive
Clarkson on: the Maserati Quattroporte – October 2013
Thinking about buying a new car? Richer than Croesus? Then you'll want to look at a Quattroporte...
Clarkson on: too much power – September 2013
Less powweeerrrr! Did you ever believe you'd hear JC say that? But he's found a way to escape from the bhp arms race
Clarkson on: middle-lane hogging – August 2013
Fines come in today in the UK for this most heinous of crimes. But Jeremy isn't impressed…
Clarkson on: international driving standards - July 2013
Britons lead the world. But to keep it that way, says JC, we must take action...
Clarkson on: appreciation - June 2013
To appreciate good, we must suffer bad. True of people, places and, er, cars
Clarkson on: fixing Lotus - May 2013
Lotus is in trouble again. Jeremy knows exactly what's gone wrong…
Clarkson on: car technology – April 2013
Don't look now, but your car is spying on you
Clarkson on: road signs - March 2013
Why can't road signs provide information in a fun way? JC has a plan…
Clarkson on: the new Range Rover – February 2013
It's the favoured transport of dukes, footballers' wives and drug dealers. But is the new model a step too far?
Clarkson on: tax – January 2013
JC reckons we should be charging the super-rich for extra motoring privileges…


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how do you define your % offroad?
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Location: Southern Oregon
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This thread has inspired me to do the math because I've been curious, so here are two maps of the trip I did last summer:
The plan was to ride as much dirt (counting dirt roads as dirt)as I could, and by the end it felt like I had ridden a lot of freakin dirt.
The first map is of the plan, and it came out pretty close to what happened. The green line which I rode is mostly dirt, the red and black lines are truck by highway.
The second map I just made, represents the paved roads that I rode on. It really doesn't look like much. Visually, maybe 10% of the trip was pavement, and that's what I felt like by the end. It was like a 99% dirt ride!
The second map adds up to 600 miles of pavement.
The total ride was 2350 miles.
25% on paved roads
I conclude that to get 90% off road, a few things need to happen:
1: Have an awesome plan, and not much can go wrong. Four of those long sections above could have been planned away better, the rest are from things going wrong (forest fires) or not following the original plan (got tired and hungry)
2: Live or ride somewhere that has a lot of dirt roads that go somewhere
3: Count it by time rather than distance. I can go 100 miles on road without a pee break. 100 miles off road will probably include a lunch stop.
4: Your bike is going to spend some miles in a truck. The good news is that those miles don't count toward tires or oil changes.
5: Don't ever tally up your mileage breakdown unless you're ready for it
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Using ground beef, Cabbage and other low priced foods at least 1 X per week. Freeze leftovers in single serving sizes as to save from buying frozen dinners
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The Trojan Horse was a Unicorn VFX Festival mascot image was created by Serge Birault, who developed the concept, and me, who was responsible for creating the 3D image. It was a great opportunity and experience to work with Serge as I have been his friend and fan for a while.
You can visit Serge's work at his website: www.sergebirault.fr
To know more about the VFX, Games and Animation Festival you can visit their site: www.trojan-unicorn.com
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Rox Risers install on a R1200GSA
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Ok, so I got my new ROX risers installed the other day. No problem with the stupid male torx bolts. The 2008 GS has different size torx bolts in the front and the rear of the handlebar clamp. I ended up using a 8mm 12pt wrench on the small ones and a 3/8" 12pt wrench on the larger ones. The 8mm was a better fit, but I was able to torque the bolts down no problem.
I had to reroute the throttle cable under the bars, no way it was going to work stock. Easy job, just opened the housing, used a small flat head screwdriver to pry the cable and knob out of the throttle tube and it came right out. Simple.
I also dropped the fork tubes to route the lines and wires in front of the triple clamp but I didn't like this. The angle on the brake and clutch lines was too much and the lines & wires rubbed against the fairing. I was able make the stock configuration work, although the lines are pretty tight at full lock. I don't ride much at full lock anyway so I don't really think this is an issue.
Installed, the ROX risers are solid. No way these things are going to rotate. The position is great, I like 'em. Although I will say this...2" doesn't sound like much, but the difference in position is drastic. These risers will make a huge difference and the adjustability is really nice.
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