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Al Murray
Murray's grandfather Sir Ralph Murray was a diplomat, working at the Political< Warfare Establishment propaganda unit. And his great-great-great-grandfather was William Makepeace Thackeray.
Al wread modern history at St Edmund Hall, Oxford, where he started performing comedy.
His break came in 1994, when he was invited compere in Harry Hill's Edinburgh show Pub Internationale, and created the pub landlord character.
Nominated for the Perrier more often than anyone else, Murray was ruled out the running in 1999 for being 'too popular', until organisers relented. He was also nominated for best theatre tour in the 2008 Chortle awards.
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Al Murray: The Only Way Is Epic
It's probably not the most appropriate adjective, but here's a sobering thought: a baby born when Al Murray first performed the Pub Landlord would now be legally able to buy a pint.
And in his latest tour, Al Murray takes the bar motif to an unintended new level: for The Only Way Is Epic is exactly like one of those nights down the boozer which starts off as brilliant craic, with hilarious, fast-flowing banter, but ends up sucking you in for too long, until you wind up cornered by an insistent, persistent guy who just won't shut up.
Ultimately,'epic' applies more to the length of this show than the quality – for what should be a sleek 75 minutes is presented as a flabby two-and-bit hours, plus interval.
The first 20 minutes or so are blistering, though. No one works a room like Murray, and Dartford provides as rich pickings as ever. Half the audience seem to be lookalikes: sturdy bald-headed men who turn out to have the sort of no-nonsense jobs the Guv'nor approves of: chippies, soldiers, nurses, drivers. Only the feckless househusband lets the side down.
Murray sets up numerous running jokes, keeping them all going like spinning plates. His quick insults pull no punches, but are done with obvious affection, in the spirit of mates' conversations the land over – but never as sharp as this. Whenever an easy joke presents itself, he leaves it hanging, letting the audience join the jots, or approaches it from a different angle, to avoid stating the obvious.
His character might be the decent, honest, hard-working, sensible, down-to-earth British working-class bloke, but in real life, of course, Al Murray holds an Oxford MA in modern history… an interest that's put to excellent use in his bombastic rundown of all the Prime Ministers of the past century or so, that's mighty impressive and produces a nice contrast with his supposedly knuckle-headed alter ego.
The point is this: That today Britain is broken, with 'children who want to be adults and adults who want to be children'; producing a pandered, workshy society in which no one takes any responsibility for their lives. But never fear, the Guv's here to show us the error of our ways and set us onto a righteous path.
He seems to want a return to the values of Seventies sitcoms, where a bloke can admire a lady's derriere – with good old English restraint, of course – and the girls should giggle coquettishly at the compliment. Naturally, he makes us act out the scenario; how else will we learn?
There's also advice on fatherhood – theoretical rather than practical, given his character's sad back-story about visitation rights. Again this depends on audience participation as he makes us all pledge to pass down vital advice to ground the dreams of the next generation; a pledge that goes on far, far, far longer than it needs to. He's deliberately playing with the audience's patience, but he plays with it so much that it breaks.
Indeed, over-repetition and dragging out simple points over several minutes of portentious oratory is an over-used trick. He quietens the room and sets up, in painstakingly minute steps, an atmosphere which suggests he's going to impart some profound wisdom which – wouldn't you know it – turns out to be utterly trivial. Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?
Thus he describes such threats to civilisation as the vajazzle, another over-long segment which is a thin disguise for loads of silly euphemisms for the ladygarden. There are puerile laughs to be had here – and absolutely nothing wrong with that – but again he labours the point.
On a more wider scale, he accepts the eurozone crisis is far more complicated than anyone could possible explain. It would certainly be far too simplistic to explain in terms of national stereotypes, he teases. We all know what's coming, but it's very well done, with Murray again drawing on his education with an informative chunk on Greek's past that proving that those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
There are moments like this that are classic Murray – including a lovely take on Scottish devolution – peppered with back references to the audience members he singled out at the start. Plus this show is far more enjoyable for being in the intimate confines of a theatre than his rally-like arena tour of 2009.
But there's an awful lot of flannel in between the good stuff. He wouldn't get away with watering down his beer this much.
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Lynne - 01/01/2011
I went to see Al in Edinburgh for the 1st time and it was fantastic. I loved how he involves the audience and encourages them to take part in his act. Two hours of non stop comedy... brilliant. Can't wait till he comes back to Scotland.
Riera - 21/03/2010
Murray is a one-trick pony. His one idea has become a millstone around his neck but he seems content to plough the same, dull furrow. There is a hazy, ill-defined line between irony and the real thing. Most of the time it's hard to tell. As with Alf Garnett, he was saying things that people were already thinking.
Andrew - 10/01/2010
When is Al Murray going to open for Jim Davidson, or Roy 'Chubby' Brown? You can call 'The Pub Landlord' an ironic character all you want, but at the end of the day there is nothing between these comedians, they're all lazy bigots playing up prejudice.
Ben - 07/08/2008
Hmm, methinks John (posting here in April 2008) is being ironic and pretending not to realise that Al Murray's Pub Landlord character is, er, a character. You might just as well "hate" actors for the soap opera characters they portray. That said, I've heard that some do sometimes receive abuse from nitwits who cannot separate fantasy from reality. Sigh.
John - 10/04/2008
Al Murray is a fat English lout, a thug and he isn't funny, at all.
Sophie Walker - 11/04/2007
Al Murray is rubbish.
Dave Terry - 02/09/2006
I have seen Al live six times now and each time he was fantastic. He is a comic genius and the best comedian in modern times. He is not racist he is funny. The whole point of his character is that he is completely out of touch with reality! We've all met someone like him at the pub and disagree with all the rubbish that they spout! That is what the pub landlord is all about. We are not supposed to agree with him, we're supposed to laugh at him. It's called comedy!
Karim - 04/07/2006
What can you say? Al Murray - finger on the pulse of the nation. Urban poet. A veritable font of modern wisdom. True genius. The best thing since sliced bread - another great British invention, I might hasten to add. Laahrvely!
Martin Forrester - 30/05/2006
Just saw him in to be honest a rubbish venue in Cheltenham called the Town Hall, but the man shone above the dreadfull acoustics to provide 2 hours of non stop side splitting comedy. Even when at the start of the second half his tour manager cocked up part of his routine, Al just ad-libbed his way through it.
Jackson - 24/02/2006
Very sharp, very funny! In danger of overstaying The Pub Landlord's welcome though. Murray is intelligent and inventive enough to drop the act and move on. Don't burn out in the boozer for the sake of the coffers
Colin - 21/01/2006
The man has just given us, via a DVD, enough morale to continue our job here in the Falklands.
Alex - 28/12/2005
Have seen Al live twice now. Each time he has been on top form. His off the cuff insults to the audience get funnier and funnier as the night goes on. He is proud to be British and he talks about how the country is getting worse and worse and its not Tony Blairs fault. None of the audience are safe , espeacially if your a young attractive women sat at the front. Do not be put off by the DVDs as to me they seem to be a bit to much the same. But seening him live with a differnt set of people from your local town you cant help laughing. a must-see for anyone.
Sherry - 20/12/2005
I never actually enjoyed Time Gentlemen Please, but iI sat through one of the funniest shows I think I've ever been to at the Everyman in Cheltenham (only marred by the humilliation he put me through when he dragged me up on stage not once but twice!) Still it was worth it to be that close to the funny man himself. Glutton for punishment that I am, also got front row seats in May 06.
Miranda - 18/12/2005
Always hated him on TV, but at an actual gig he's much funnier. Worthy of the phrase "You had to be there".
Nick - 15/12/2005
I was at the Al Murray show in Leicester and it was a great laugh. We ended up on the front row and the sheer joy of someone elses agony was only matched by the comprehensive fear that you might get picked next, which eventually happened. A fantastic charicature and very quick on his feet with the hecklers and late comers. People were running to the toilet simply to avoid an harranguing. Great fun!
Mickey G - 09/12/2005
As these comments show, some people just don't "get" Al Murray, or the fact that the Pub Landlord is a caricature. Some whiney students think he's racist, and on the opposite side, some East-End wideboys fail to appreciate that Murray is taking the piss of their "Little Englishness", not glorifying it. Let them all labour on in their misapprehensions, and the rest of us can enjoy an excellent comedy innovator and cracking live performer. That said, I think he can do better than Fact Hunt.
- 08/12/2005
Saw the "And Another Thing" tour last week, and it was exceptional... the audience participation is paramount to his skill, and with the Q+A session blooming the question "What is your favourite part of a horse?" (which incidentally threw Al, until he could answer a list of parts he likes, until he explained he hates horses). A rare talent in that he doesn't have to lower intelligence, to amuse a wide range of people. Top man, and anyone that sees the character as a racist, must realise that he is purely a characature of that certain type of patriotic Brit.
Carlos The Jackal - 02/12/2005
Funny, but flawed. Murray is without doubt a real master of the put-down, but disappointingly seemed to have no real material to fall back on. And - unlike true improvisers like Noble - it didn't quite work. He'd ask audience members their name, and their job, then make several pointed insults about their choice of profession, appearance, sexual orientation etc. Over and over again; it got a little tiring, and a bit exclusive if you weren't in the front three rows. His character's xenophobia is very clearly a fine line to tread, but more often than not, it works as amusing patriotism rather than outright racism. That said, the more obviously bigoted gags got the biggest laugh from Bradford's audience. A bit of a disappointment.
Dave - 09/11/2005
He is brilliant. Clearly a very clever guy playing a unique character. I have never heard people genuinely laugh so much.Yes he takes the piss something rotten and yes 'some' people may find him offensive. I can't see why because his comedy and his character is unique - he is a brilliant actor. Go see him.
Julio Fuckert - 13/09/2005
He is a caricature of 'the old pub git', so in fact he is taking the piss out of the type of person/people he takes the roll as. But true racists seem to really look up to him. Yes I can take jokes, and I love them! But im also sensitive about some of the things that he seems to be admired for. This is not because im foreign, ive been living in England for 12 years now.
Don Moses - 02/08/2005
Al Murray makes character acting look oh so easy.
- 01/05/2005
Just started watching Time Gentlemen Please late at night on Aussie tTV - love the show. Wish it was on every night of the week.
Sam Jackson - 02/04/2005
Al is the single greatest comedian of all tim,. Every time I watch him I laugh from start to finish.
Dave - 20/03/2005
I've seen Al Murray two times now and think he is one of the best comics around today, I laughed from start to finish. As for using the rasicm card, I wonder if these idiots actually understand the word. If you watch his act he actually takes the mick out of narrow-minded people and things that have happened in British history.
Paul D - 24/01/2005
One thing I've noticed about Al Murray - after seeing him so many times I could quote his act backwards - is that his quickwitted interaction with the audience works better in a smaller, more intimate room. In a way he's a victim of his own success; playing to the front two rows of a large theatre is not going to create the same electrifying, unforgettable atmosphere as performing in a smaller space where anyone can be fair game, and everyone is involved. Another problem is that lately he seems to be relying on cheap, pun-driven rubbish like 'fact-hunt', at the expense of applying the twisted logic of the character to a topic and creating incredibly stupid-yet-sophisticated pay-offs. A class-act, but one that seems to aiming low recently.
Glen Smailes - 22/12/2004
With seats on the front row and working in IT and being a student I really got both barrels. For two hours the audience hung to his every gagg. I left the place with a saw stomach and a grin on my face which was hard to wipe. Pure comedy brilliance.
Rick - 09/12/2004
Saw Al Murray n Finchley recently. I never really liked the TV show but live he is brilliant. Blatantly non-PC - just what we need these days! Go and see him.
Natalie Allen - 24/11/2004
Racist? Come on, if you can,t take a laugh then dont go to see a comedian! Al Murray is brilliant
David Green - 22/11/2004
Seen him three times this year, and i cant find a better night. The man is absolute quality and I hope 2005 brings much the same.
Chris Walker - 10/11/2004
Al isn't racist at all, he's a characature of every grumbling old git in the country. Pure class.
James Warren - 23/10/2004
Al Murray is excellent - a very funny man who pokes fun at the PC brigade and those brits who still harp on about the glories of the 'Great Empire'. Much like Alf Garnett he is mistaken as racist, where in actuality it is the ignorance of the racists that he is highlighting. A comedic genius that has yet to be fully appreciated. I laughed until beer came out of my nose.
Nick Oughton - 12/10/2004
Laughed for three hours. Nearly had a hernia. Brilliant.
Louis - 30/11/-0001
Genius. The real deal.
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Compilation CD from the Montreal comedy festivalThe Pub Landlord's Book of British Common Sense
by Al Murray. HardbackThe Secret Policeman's Ball
2006 live showAl Murray: Giving It Both Barrels
LiveTime Gentlemen Please
First six episodes of series 1Al Murray: My Gaff, My Rules
Live CDAl Murray: Glass Of White Wine For The Lady
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Al Murray's Compete For The Meat Late Night Special Al Murray The Pub Landlord: The Guv's Olympic Pub Quiz
Al Murray: The Only Way is Epic Al Murray: The Only Way Is Epic [Edinburgh 2013]
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Al Murray: One Man, One Guvnor - Special Previews Al Murray: The Pub Landlord's Summer Saloon BBC London Children in Need benefit
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Secret Policeman's Ball 2006 Al Murray The Pub Landlord: Barrel Of Fun
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For quite sometime, Prachi Desai's new 'Awari' song from 'Ek Villain' was making quite a buzz and finally the makers of the movie have released the song which is really captivating. The song shows Prachi in never-seen-before avatar dressed in sexy black choli and ghagra with thigh-high slit and s
Prachi Desai who debuted with Farhan Akhtar 'Rock On' and who is always known for her next-door-girl images sheds her simple, never show off image and undergone an image makeover. She looks incredibly hot and sexy in the item song, titled 'Awari' from Mohit Suri's 'Ek Villain'.

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Jerry Stackhouse Sings Impressive Rendition of National Anthem Prior to Game One of Playoffs (Video)
Before the Brooklyn Nets and Chicago Bulls even tipped off in Game 1 of the Western Conference Playoffs, Jerry Stackhouse brought down the house. Stackhouse, who has showcased his vocal abilities before, sang an impressive rendition of The National Anthem. The 6'6″ forward pumped up the Nets with his pregame festivities and proved once again that his skills extend far past what the 38-year-old can do on the court. Watch Stackhouse belt out "The Star-Spangled Banner" below.
Nice gesture, but the anthem was not meant to be turned in to a song with so many artistic license changes. I only wish folks would sing it the way it was originally written. The minute they start wailing and adding hundreds of syllables to single single words, I simply cut them off.
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Last week, a new poll tracked record-high support for the freedom to marry, with 60% of respondents saying they support marriage for same-sex couples.
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In the order, Judge Duffey granted, in part, a motion to stay the proceedings in the case. But he also certified an earlier order in the case – his January 8 order denying the defendants' motion to dismiss the case – for immediate appeal to the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 11th Circuit.
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Nonelementary integral
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In mathematics, a nonelementary antiderivative is an antiderivative for which it can be shown that there exists no formula in terms of elementary functions (i.e. involving polynomials, and the standard functions sin, cos, exp, and so on).[1] A theorem by Liouville in 1835 provided the first proof that nonelementary antiderivatives exist.[2] This theorem also provides a basis for determining (with difficulty) which expressions are integrable. It can be shown that, if one is given a function of any complexity, the probability that it will have an elementary antiderivative are very low.[citation needed]
Some examples of such functions are:
- [1]
- [3] (see Logarithmic integral)
- [1] (see Normal distribution)
The evaluation of nonelementary antiderivatives can often be done using Taylor series. This is because Taylor series can always be integrated as one would an ordinary polynomial (using the fact that any Taylor series is uniformly convergent within its radius of convergence), even if there is no elementary antiderivative of the function that generated the Taylor series.
However, in some cases it is not possible to rely on Taylor series. For example, if the function is not infinitely differentiable, one cannot generate a Taylor series. Even if a Taylor series can be generated, there is a good possibility that it will diverge and not represent the function one is attempting to antidifferentiate. Many functions which are infinitely differentiable have higher order derivatives that are unmanageable by hand. In these cases, it is not possible to evaluate indefinite integrals, but definite integrals can be evaluated numerically, for instance by Simpson's rule. There are yet other cases where definite integrals can be evaluated exactly without numerical methods, but indefinite integrals cannot, for lack of an elementary antiderivative.
The integrals for many of these functions can be written down if one allows so-called "special" (nonelementary) functions. For example, the first example's integral is expressible using incomplete elliptic integrals of the first kind, the second and third use the logarithmic integral, the fourth the exponential integral, and the fifth the error function. Still, there exist functions, such as and for which no notation currently exists to describe their integrals (other than the use of the integrals themselves).
See also[edit]
- List of integrals
- Derivatives
- Risch algorithm
- Symbolic integration
- Algebraic and transcendental functions
- ^ a b c Weisstein, Eric W. "Elementary Function." From MathWorld--A Wolfram Web Resource. Accessed 7 Dec 2012.
- ^ Dunham, William (2005). The Calculus Gallery. Princeton. p. 119. ISBN 978-0-691-13626-4.
- ^ Impossibility theorems for elementary integration; Brian Conrad. Clay Mathematics Institute: 2005 Academy Colloquium Series. Accessed 14 Jul 2014.
- Integration of Nonelementary Functions, S.O.S MATHematics.com; accessed 7 Dec 2012.
Further reading[edit]
- Williams, Dana P., NONELEMENTARY ANTIDERIVATIVES, 1 Dec 1993. Accessed January 24, 2014.


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Concerning the president's push for universal background checks, we must enter this discussion with caution. In the case of the Sandy Hook shooter, the 14-day background check deterred Adam Lanza from purchasing weapons. Instead, he stole them from his mother who was in legal possession and for the purposes of self-defense. Before changing current background laws, we must first ask how reasonable any new regulation would be in reducing gun violence.
My heart grieves for the birthdays, graduations and anniversaries that have been unjustly stolen in recent months, but we must realize a person — not just a bullet — took these lives. For a safer America, our focus must first be on enforcing current laws, not further restricting the Second Amendment rights of law-abiding citizens, and ensuring weapons stay out of the hands of criminals and the mentally ill.
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The Jewish state has relied on Arab autocracies to subdue the anti-Zionist sentiments of their peoples.
It took a blow to the head from Clark and the assistance of three deputies to subdue her.
late 14c., "to conquer," from Old French souduire "deceive, seduce," from Latin subducere "draw, lead away, withdraw" (see subduce). The sense seems to have been taken in Anglo-French from Latin subdere. Subduct in the sense of "subtract" is from 1570s. Related: Subdued; subduing.


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Shortstop Rafael Furcal went from having the worst year of his career to the best when the Cardinals' magical run led them all the way to a World Series title. Furcal had two month-long stays on the disabled list before being traded to St. Louis and hit a career-worst .231 with the Dodgers and Cardinals. Despite winning his first World Series ring, Furcal hopes to stay healthy and contribute more to the Cardinals success in 2012. "This year is a different year," Furcal said. "Last year I was hurt for two months and never could get my timing down. I only took 300 at-bats when I'm used to taking 600 or 700 at-bats. "I've never hit .220 and this year I want to improve my hitting and score more runs for my team." Furcal signed a two-year extension to return to the Cardinals shortly after first baseman Albert Pujols left and signed with the Anaheim Angels. And the Cardinals are banking on the 34-year-old Furcal rebounding from an injury-plagued 2011 season and regaining the All-St...
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A: It's important to note that homeowners cannot contest their property tax rate, but they can lower the assessed value of their home by filing an official appeal. Only 2 to 3 percent of homeowners attempt an appeal, Hobson said, adding that 20 to 40 percent of appeals were successful.
Homeowners who believe their property has been assessed too high should try to arrange an informal evaluation with the assessor's office in their municipality.
If the assessor doesn't grant the meeting -- or if the assessment isn't adjusted as a result of the meeting -- homeowners should then pursue a formal appeals process. That entails finding out when the assessment review board meets and scheduling an appeal, Hobson said.
Some municipalities review appeals by mail only, so find out how your municipality conducts the process.
Don't forget that you many have only 60 days to appeal an assessment once you receive it, she said.
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• Pay close attention when you examine your property record, especially if you filed a permit for a renovation. Many times assessors will assume that since you filed a permit, the renovation was done, and they'll increase your assessed value accordingly. If you did not go through with the renovation, inform the assessor's office.
• Beware of scam artists who promise to help you lower your taxes. If a service asks for a large fee, or their promised reduction seems way too high, then these are definite red flags.
• When you appear for an informal or formal appeal don't get emotional or go off on tangents about your dislike for taxes. The best way to get through to reviewers is to make sure your presentation is short, to the point, and relates only to your situation.
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Hello everyone! I don't know about you, but I'm really excited about the upcoming holidays! I just hope that they go by smoothly. October and November have been crazy, and mostly in a crappy way. In the beginning of October, I was sick for over a week. I refused to eat or drink anything, and I missed a lot of gym time. Right after that ended, I had a breast cancer scare, I found a lump October 8, got into the doctor on the 18th, then went for a mammogram on the 20th, where they told me that I was thankfully okay. I was terrified. It was like my life was on hold. After that was over with, I went on vacation for two weeks, where a lot of fast food was involved. I am proud to say that I worked out almost every day while I was out there, though! I only gained about 3 lbs and lost them right away! When we came home, I went back to work right away. Things were going well, I had taken off my vacation weight and was getting back into the swing of things. Then, I got the horrible news on November 11 that my friend and co-worker of 5 and a half years, died suddenly, just hours after I walked with her to her car after work. That same night, my mom went into the hospital with pneumonia. I was so heartbroken, and scared for my mom at the same time. I spent a few days crying nonstop and not sleeping. I missed the gym due to my lack of sleep, depression and visiting my mom. My mom got to come home a few days later. She is doing a lot better! I went to my friend's wake and funeral too last week. I just hope that disaster stays away now. I am once again back on track, my mood is a lot better and I'm now looking forward to my two favorite holidays; Thanksgiving and Christmas! I bought a new dress yesterday for my company Christmas party that's on December 3rd. To my surprise, I tried on a size 3X and it was too big! That made my day! I just need to keep going! By next year's Christmas party, I should already be down to my goal weight! I hope everyone is doing well! Im going to try to be on here a little more if I can. I miss everyone!!!! Happy Holidays!!!!
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Thinking ahead to what we'll look like at next year's Christmas party is a nice image, isn't it? I'll do that, too.
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The Head Coaches have met to select the All-WCC Boys' Soccer Team and the Tiger Cubs placed four players on the elite team. They are: Justin Hartman, Zach Wilkerson, Jacob Kessler and Cameron Hinton. All but Cameron will return for another season for the Tiger Cubs.
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The Girls' Soccer program is proud to have three members of the 2014 All-WCC Team. They are: Sydney Secrest, Amelia Smith and Hannah Brattain. Congratulations ladies! The Head Coaches of all the conference schools met to select the team. The full team will be announced by the Banner Graphic in the near future.
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In 2014 governments in Europe, North America, and Australia reacted to significant mixed flows of humanitarian, economic, and family-stream migrants with a range of new policies. These came as some migrants presented themselves to authorities for processing rather than trying to evade U.S. or European border controls, with the knowledge that backlogs and little political will for the removal of vulnerable populations might allow them to stay for extended periods.
Fears regarding the spread of the deadly Ebola virus following an outbreak in Guinea, Liberia, and Sierra Leone prompted governments around the world to regulate travel from and within West Africa. Travel bans, airport health screenings, closed borders, and traveler quarantines were among the policies implemented. International organizations argue such restrictions drive possibly symptomatic travelers to illegally bypass borders and encourage dishonesty in the exit screening process.
New migration patterns at the U.S. Southwest border, including a shift in border crossers from primarily Mexican men to Central American families, and from the California and Arizona borders to the Rio Grande Valley, have important implications for U.S. border policy and enforcement strategies, raising questions of what consequences might deter unauthorized Central Americans while still meeting international obligations to protect vulnerable migrants.
Increasing numbers of Westerners heading to Syria and Iraq to join jihadist organizations like ISIS have governments concerned about possible attacks at home by returning fighters. Several thousand fighters from Europe and other Western countries are believed among the foreign nationals involved in conflicts in Syria and Iraq. Lawmakers scrambled in 2014 to respond with new policies, including seizing passports, stripping citizenship, and criminalizing travel to "no go" zones.
Mass cases of exploitation and abuse of migrant workers have drawn international scrutiny and criticism of the kafala system in Gulf Cooperation Council countries and private recruitment practices in Southeast Asia. With Qatar under scrutiny amid a frenzied construction boom in advance of the 2022 World Cup, international organizations and human-rights groups in 2014 stepped up their campaign for worker protection reforms.
In recent years emigration from Mexico has declined, the country's stable economy has drawn an increasing number of international migrants, and the pace of transmigration to the United States has quickened. Amid these changing realities, punctuated by a spike in migration of unaccompanied minors from Central America in 2014, Mexico is confronting a new role as migration manager: balancing increasing enforcement and protection of migrants' rights.
2014 marked the quiet demise worldwide of the traditional points system for selecting skilled immigrants. Canada, which in 1969 invented the points system, in 2015 will join other countries in adopting a hybrid system that places more emphasis on a demand-driven system. This article examines how following the economic crisis, governments have revamped, hybridized, or ended such programs.
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hello, i posted before on this, but i lost the thread... after much searching, i have concluded that i think the thread has been deleted or the search function of this board completely sucks.
either way, i am looking to increase my volts on my 5950u. does anyone here know of the best method for doing this? i've got an eVGA 5900u flashed to an eVGA 5950u, and my volts are set to 1.5v. i get 45C load, and 32C idle. the card is chilled plenty for an increase in voltage, i just think it can overclock much more with higher volts. currently, i can only get 620 at the core (using coolbits it wont pass the test over 598 core, but it runs at 620 without artifacts using powerstrip).
i also have good ram cooling with ramsinks... the card has been modified a great deal in the way of cooling.
i hear you can't go any higher than 1.5v in the bios of the 5950u, so if that's true, do you know of any websites that have info on volt modding by physical change to the card?
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Steve McCormack, the head coach, and his assistants Dave Rotherham - the former St Helens assistant coach - and John Murphy did an exceptional job to pull a scratch team together at the sport's biggest tournament last autumn.
Rank outsiders when the event got underway, their shock wins over Tonga and the USA and draw with Italy - teams loaded with talent from Australia's National Rugby League - took them to that quarter-final meeting with the then-reigning champions New Zealand.
They then put in another highly commended performance at Headingley, bringing new credibility to the Scottish game.
McCormack, who has been in charge of what is very much a part-time set-up for the past decade, had indicated before the tournament that he felt this would probably be the right time to step down. However, the momentum generated in the tournament and the potential revealed in the course of that have helped persuade him and his assistants to continue.
"This is a very exciting time for us," said Gavin Willacy, spokesman for Scottish Rugby League. "We are delighted that Steve has agreed to stay in charge of the national team until the next World Cup. We have some major challenges in terms of funding, but the way we performed at the World Cup and the attention that generated offer real cause for optimism."
It is expected that Scotland's schedule for this year, including details of their European Championship matches against France, Wales and Ireland, will be confirmed in the next few days. "On World Cup form we could almost be considered favourites for that tournament," said Willacy. "The winners will get the chance to play against Australia, England and New Zealand in the Four Nations tournament in 2016 which could be the last chance for players like Danny Brough to play against those sides.
"It will also be a chance to stake a claim for places in the Great Britain squad for their 2015 Test series with Australia.
"As a result of that and the news that we have been able to keep the same management in place, we are confident that most if not all of the players who performed so well for us will want to make themselves available again."


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Kenny Andersons fifth-round stoppage win over former WBC super middleweight world champion Robin Reid should have been the start of a new dawn for the Edinburgh-based boxer. Anderson picked up the vacant British 168lb title, he has a meeting with former champion Paul Smith penciled in for his first defence and given that former champion George Groves has recently moved on to bigger things the Scottish boxer believed that he would no longer have to field questions about his former opponent.
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Good article. Long read, but necessary to get Anderson's perpective. Sure sounds like he is telling the truth. You never know, but if I'm Groves, I just move on from all this.
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Firstly I'd love to see Groves/Anderson II. Secondly where's Groves tattoos on the belt binning photo? I don't believe it's him!
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After all that, I still have one question - what ethnicity is Groves' wife? If the subject of racism is going to be brought up, then at least state the race in question so we can get a clearer scope of things.
Please don't tell me Groves is an oildriller.
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That's her I think. Can't really tell what ethnicity she is...
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As per my comment above, it is hard to compare something that exists with which doesn't. As of 2006, WinFS was cancelled, and the current development is unknown. ZFS, on the other hand, is well and kicking.
Unfortunately ZFS is bound by the laws of reality. WinFS is only bound by the laws of marketing.
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.website gets 6,500 regs in first four hours
The new gTLD .website got over 6,500 registrations in the first four hours of general availability, according to Radix Registry.
The TLD has been characterized as the first exciting, properly generic English-language new gTLD to launch.
With that in mind, one wonders whether 6,500 is a great start.
Bear in mind that .website has commodity .com pricing ($14.99 or thereabouts retail) and that Radix offered its registrars a promotional discount for the launch — 6,500 names does not equal a lot of money.
But it's still early days (hours), and we don't know how many of the registered names carry premium prices.
Radix's premium names renew annually at the premium prices, as we've seen previously with gTLDs from the likes of Donuts, Uniregistry and Minds + Machines.
.website went to GA at 1600 UTC today, having been delayed 24 hours by a pricing glitch.
Radix has been conducting a sweepstakes on Twitter all day to guess the number of day-one registrations in .website. The prize is a Go Pro camera.
Guess the no. of regs .website will do on Day 1 of GA, add #truegeneric and tag @RadixRegistry to participate in the #contest. #domaining
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Based on nothing more than gut instinct, I went for 9,888, thinking I was probably erring slightly on the low side.
CentralNic invests $1.5m in mystery gTLD applicant
Registry back-end provider CentralNic has stumped up $1.5 million to back a new gTLD applicant in a forthcoming private auction.
CentralNic CEO Ben Crawford declined to identify the beneficiary.
The company has also not disclosed what stake in the target company it will obtain if it wins the auction.
Here's the entirety of the statement the company released to the market this afternoon:
CentralNic plc (AIM:CNIC), the internet platform business which derives revenues from the global sale of domain names, today announces that the Group intends to invest US$1.5 million in a Company which is in a contention set to acquire a new generic Top-Level Domain ("gTLD"). The funds will be placed into an escrow account, pending the resolution of the contention set, with the winning applicant expected to be resolved by a private auction within the next two weeks. The investment is contingent upon the Applicant Company successfully obtaining the rights to the gTLD by winning the auction. If the company is unsuccessful, the funds will be returned in full to CentralNic by the escrow agent.
Assuming CentralNic is investing in an existing registry services client, possible beneficiaries include Top Level Design, Fegistry, Merchant Law Group and XYZ.com.
These clients have more than 20 applications in contention right now, but not all of them could plausibly head to private auction soon.
Some have been blocked, some are in contention sets with applicants that do not participate in private auctions, and some strings have been applied for by more than one CentralNic client.
With those criteria in mind, one could possibly narrow down the target string to: .auto, .cafe, .chat, .design, .forum,
.gay, .golf, .law, .news, .now, .realty, .school, .style or .sucks.
Donuts racks up 8,000 sales with three gTLD launches
Donuts' sold another 8,000 domains on the first day of base-price general availability of its three latest gTLDs — .church, .guide and .life.
.church was the strongest performer of the three, with 3,409 new names registered. Its total is now 4,044.
.guide added to 2,895 to total 3,386, while .life added 1,783 to wind up at 2,106.
These are not exceptional numbers for new gTLD launches but they're pretty much par for the course with niche TLDs nowadays.
All three gTLDs were won by Donuts at auction against other applicants over the last 12 months.
Radix delay blamed on promo pricing
Radix Registry's first three new gTLD launches have been delayed for 24 hours after registrars experienced problems with promotional pricing.
.website, .host and .press will now go to general availability at 1600 UTC today.
Radix business head Sandeep Ramchandani said that some registrars were not expecting the registry to quote discounted fees at point of purchase; they were expecting a rebate at a later date instead.
This caused problems during pre-launch testing, he said, which led to the decision to delay.
The problem was resolved not too long after yesterday's 1600 launch deadline, but it was decided to hold off on GA for a full 24 hours.
Second last-resort gTLD auction raises $14.3m
ICANN has raised $14.3 million auctioning off three new gTLDs — .buy, .tech and .vip.
It was the second batch of "last resort" auctions, managed by ICANN and Power Auctions, in which the winning bids are placed in a special ICANN fund.
Notably, while Google participated in all three auctions, it failed to win any, setting a reassuring precedent for any smaller applicants that are set to face the deep-pocketed giant in future auctions.
.tech was the biggest-seller, fetching $6,760,000 after nine rounds of bidding.
The winner was Dot Tech LLC, which beat Google, Minds + Machines, Donuts, NU DOT CO, and Uniregistry.
.buy went to Amazon for $4,588,888, beating Google, Donuts and Famous Four Media. The bidding lasted seven rounds.
Finally, .vip sold to Minds + Machines for $3,000,888 after Google, Donuts, I-Registry and VIP Registry dropped out.
The prices are in the same ball-park as we've inferred from previous, private auctions managed by Applicant Auction (a company affiliated with Power Auctions).
That's notable because the first last resort auction, for .信息, fetched just $600,000 when it sold to Amazon back in June.
As far as we can tell, last-resort auctions do not necessarily keep prices low, even though the losing bidders in this week's auctions will have walked away empty-handed.
In private auctions, losers leave holding a share of the winner's bid.
This week, most of the $14.3 million raised will go into a special ICANN fund.
Akram Atallah, president of ICANN's Global Domains Division said in a statement:
The proceeds from these Auctions will be separated and reserved until the Board determines a plan for the appropriate use of the funds through consultation with the community. We continue to encourage parties to reach agreements amongst themselves to resolve contention.
The ICANN community has been chatting about possible uses for auction funds for years.
Ideas such as subsidizing new gTLD applicants from poorer nations in future rounds and investing in internet infrastructure in the developing world have been floated.


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Impossible. He believes I hate him and want nothing to do with him, and so if around, outside times where he might come by unawares, perhaps trying havign tried to get back together? on some alt while having delted or whatever his main many months back... But what he doesn't get is, "it isn't that I suddenly decided I want nothing to do with you; I just simply never recognized you, and you appeared; and if you have come to me as such continue to appear to be someone else". If he'd just let me know it's him... I got a feeling that until he pieces it together, and can understand how he can be unrecognizeable over the Internet as such; such is how things will remain, with him believing he's doing what I want, regardless of whatever might be.
I don't know. That's a sh**y way to lose a friend, especially a good friend; while one isn't even supposed to know who they are speaking to/who dropped in their path, mistaken as someone entirely different. I tend to be careful about these sorts of things (and had been with him); telling them "oh hey, it's so and so". I change a phone number or whatever, call someone up, same deal. When I called my Tai Chi teacher, and several times getting no answer (didn't call back quite so soon after thinking perhaps she's busy, and the jr. of them is a lawyer by profession, so...); she answered and was like "hello! Who is this?"
I didn't take it personally or badly at all. Hell I had moved within the past few months. And to get DSL installed in the new place, before it was disconnected from the old, it meant getting phone service in the new place before I moved (the 10 day installation window). I just said "oh hey, it's so and so. Remember how I told you I was moving. I thought I gave you my new number already?" It was like "oh", and we chatted some.
But as to these beggers. I dunno... After having lost so much af my life and the life of my family has fallen apart, I really don't feel like having to be on call to the whims of ever lil lazy individual who simply doesn't want to do anything for themself. But instead acts like they're "royalty" or whatever, and everyone in this world is their personal servant. Do some of these people even know what's it's like to get hit up with some real hard times? Which isn't anything along the lines of "but I can't buy that sword if you don't give me 100 gold. You're such a meanie, and now I'll have to have a sucky weapon, all because of you".
Mind you, I'm in the processo of gearing some guys up, my now 70 rogue still needs his flying mount, so he can get kara attuned for another guild (actually my old one that's trying to organize kara runs), and my now 63 warrior can't afford his epic land mount just yet. But oh noes, it's like some figure every 70 must be rollign in dough, and everyone's reason to exist is to revolve around and cater to their every whim. Have all this happen, lose a good friend in such messed up circumstances as he believes I just don't like him anymore, throw in some of the realities of life in a much more difficult position then many of these people might even have a grasp of, and....
Hell, against this "I don't want to ever have to do anything for myself, it's your obligation to give me my every want" many of these beggers seem to project; is my father who after the stroke struggles to try to retain some ability at self reliance, against the back drop of what he can't do. Against this, is a guy who wants to stay where he is (though he can't take care of himself), and a mother who with her own medical problems, has decided to move down to NJ to live with my sister.
And yet him, not wanting to go, doesn't quite understand what the doctor is trying to tell him. He can't take care of himself, so if he doesn't go with her, someone is going to eventually contact the state, the authorities will intervene and forcibly remove him from the home, forcing him to live in a state run nursing home, with perhaps no one to visit him anymore. And yet with all of this, I'm supposed to care about some people who refuse to lift a finger to do anything for themself; thinking it the world's obligation to simply give and do it all for them. I'm just getting to care less and less, about what many times can be these sorts of "little princess games", and simply cow toeing to it, simply because some possibly spoiled individuals have come to expect it from all those around them.
It's beyond unfortunate that I mistoke Gilthanas for one of these people... But there it is. It's those types of gold diggers, that especially with all I've had to face in life over the past 1+ years that can really get to urg me. And the same goes for people like Paris Hilton, who can go around acting as if everyone is their play thing, and get in trouble with the law; coped a bought of "rich bi*** ites" as one comedian put it, to get herself released from jail. And having to go back, cried "but mommy, it's not fair". And to think, this is the sort of roll model many look up to, in essentially going around, and treating those around them in much the same way.
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|3⁄4 Cup (12 tbs)
|1 Pinch
|2 Cup (32 tbs), scalded
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1. Preheat oven to moderate (350° F.).
2. Heat one-half cup of the sugar slowly in a small heavy skillet, stirring constantly with a wooden spoon until the sugar melts, is free from lumps and turns a light caramel in color. Pour a spoonful of the syrup in each of five custard cups and let stand until slightly cooled.
3. Beat the eggs slightly with the remaining sugar and the salt. Add the milk slowly, while stirring. Add the vanilla. Strain and pour the strained mixture carefully into the prepared cups so as not to disturb the caramel.
4. Place the cups in a pan of hot water (the water should be almost level with the tops of the cups) and bake until a knife inserted in the center comes out clean, or about forty minutes. Remove immediately from the water and cool quickly. Chill if desired.
5. To serve, run a knife around the edge of the custards, turn out and serve with whipped cream if desired.


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Cook the beef chunks in water until it is tender.
Set the beef chunks aside and dump the water.
On the same saucepan, heat some cooking oil.
Sauté the garlic, followed by the onion and tomatoes.
Add the red and green bell peppers.
Add the beef broth cube.
Add the cooked beef chunks. Mix well.
Put the tomato sauce followed by the water. Mix well.
Add the carrots and potatoes, then the bay leaves.
Season with fish sauce or soy sauce and ground black pepper.
Simmer until the potatoes are tender.
Serve with steamed rice.
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Open Life Drawing – Drop-in: 6pm-8:30pm – $6
Bring your own drawing materials, we supply seats and model.
We are always looking for new models, please inquire at: firstname.lastname@example.com
Intermediate Ballet with Betsy Miller// Tuesdays @ 7:15-8:45pm // $13 per class; $60 for 6 classes
Classical ballet with an anatomical approach and an emphasis on the joy of movement! This class is designed to build on ballet basics and introduce more advanced movement vocabulary and complex combinations, while approaching the form through a clear understanding of body mechanics. Come discover how to use your body safely and efficiently to create both clarity and expressivity in your dancing.
Betsy Miller is a dance artist and educator currently based in Providence, RI. She has trained in the Vagonova, Cecchetti, RAD, and Bournonville styles, and combines elements of each along with a somatic approach to ballet. Her choreography has been presented in New York, Ohio, Maine, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Massachusetts and Texas, and she has received funding from the Rhode Island State Council on the Arts, The Lower Manhattan Cultural Council, and The Ohio State University. She has performed with Lostwax Multimedia Dance, Fusionworks Company and shove gently dance, and has recently appeared in works by Kathleen Hermesdorf, Heidi Henderson, Terry Creach, Doug Varone, Pascal Rioult, Rose Pasquarello Beauchamp, Rachel Boggia, Stephanie Turner, and Deb Meunier. Betsy serves as the Dance Coordinator of AS220. She is on faculty at Providence College and AS220, and regularly teaches as a guest artist throughout New England and beyond. Betsy holds an MFA in Dance from The Ohio State University and a BA in Dance from Connecticut College.
Lunchtime Vinyasa Yoga with Julie Shore // Wednesdays @ 12-1pm // only $5 per class! A one-hour beginner Vinyasa yoga that focuses on the foundations of classical Vinyasa flow, emphasizing movement and breath as synchronized experience. Attention to fundamental asana (postures) will prepare students for their flow sequence and is designed to help beginners develop their own practice.
Julie Shore is an experienced and dedicated yoga practitioner with a passion for teaching. A California native, she has called Providence home since 2009, moving here after completing her BA at Bard College. She received her training from Eyes of the World Yoga Center and continues to deepen her studies as she builds her teaching practice. Yoga has continued to be a source of strength and insight in Julie's life. Her classes translate a technical knowledge of vinyasa asana, with underpinnings of yogic philosophy which point to developing mindfulness and compassionate awareness.
Open Level Modern Dance with Katie McNamara // Wednesdays @ 6:30-8pm // $13 per class; $60 for 6 classes
This open level class welcomes a wide spectrum of movers who want to explore fundamental physical connections and integrate those within expressive movement. The class begins on the floor in explorations of weight, momentum and range of motion in joints. Moving to a mid-level we will take time to condition the muscles within efficient patterns. In standing we investigate the dynamics of opposition in balance, gesture and weight shift to traverse the space across, under and around. All are welcome!
Katie McNamara is a dance artist, a cook, a mother and a teacher. Along with her husband Olase Freeman, she co-directs their company, BaldSoul, within which they strive to find the locus where art and life coexist. Their most recent work is parenting a beautiful boy, Kayin Effie. Katie spent her preliminary professional years in Philadelphia where she danced with Group Motion, Scrap Performance Group and Leah Stein Dance Company. She was deeply influenced by the city's diverse artistic community and the raw spontaneity of it's stage. During this time she also co-founded and directed the Bald Mermaids, named "best new modern dance company" by Philadelphia's City Paper. Her work has been shown at the Philadelphia Fringe Festival, Philadelphia's Painted Bride Art Center, the Carriage House, Galapagos Art Space, the Projekt Theatre (Dresden, Germany) as well as during the Silesian Dance Festival (Bytom, Poland). Her recent choreographic residencies include Rhode Island College Dance Company, Providence College Dance Company, Roger Williams University and Salve Regina University. Katie currently teaches Dance Composition at Dean College and has had a fourteen year career as a Pilates teacher-certified through Pilates Method Alliance. She is pursuing a MFA in dance at University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee.
Wednesdays, June 24, July 1, 7-10 pm Cost; $120
Register here: http://shop.as220.org/products/intro-darkroom
Learn through a hand-on introduction to traditional black and white photo printing at the Paul Krot Darkroom. Students should bring two rolls of exposed film to class to develop. The cost of the workshop includes a material fee of $20 consisting of film, five sheets of RC paper, and chemistry.
Note: This workshop goes over using the darkroom only. If you would like to learn using 35mm camera, enroll in the Intro to the 35mm workshop the week before this one.
Instructor: Sam Thompson
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Jamie Arnold is a local yoga educator and performing artist. She has been teaching a regular gentle flow class at the East Side YMCA for 2.5 years and has taught yoga in some way shape or form through Squam Art Workshops, Now Yoga & Fitness, Fight2Fitness, Om Kids, Rhode Runner, Studio Exhale and AS220. Jamie received her 200 hour yoga teaching certification in the winter of 2012 through the Kripalu Center for Yoga and Health in Stockbridge, MA. For Jamie, yoga has helped her to truly be in the present moment, let go of stress and feel like weight has been lifted from her body.
FLORA Y FALDA ["Flora & Skirt"]
AS220 and the Puerto Rican Institute for Arts and Advocacy (PRIAA) present FLORA Y FALDA: a live installation of video and dance, a celebration of Afrocaribbean dance and music!
Dancer/Educator Lydia Pérez and multi-genre artist Shey Rivera present a special collaboration: a live installation of AfroCaribbean dance and video. Followed by a musical walkthrough of the roots of AfroCaribbean rhythms led by Lydia Perez, and a musical performance by the internationally renowned musical ensemble YORUBA 2.
95 Empire St.,Providence, RI
Admission: $10 pre-sale // $15 door
FLORA Y FALDA is part of the annual MEJUNJE series at AS220. Although we celebrate Latino Arts and Culture every day, MEJUNJE hosts a distinctive event once a year in partnership with another organization or initiative.
AS220 y Puerto Rican Institute for Arts and Advocacy (PRIAA) presentan FLORA Y FALDA: Una instalación de video y danza en vivo. ¡Una celebración de baile y música afrocaribeña!
Lydia Pérez, bailadora profesional y educadora, y Shey Rivera, artista multi-géneros, presentan una colaboración artística muy especial —a través del baile, la música, y proyecciones de video. Con tambores y baile, Lydia guiara al público a conocer las raíces de la bomba y la plena. La noche culmina con un bombazo cortesía del grupo YORUBA 2. En celebración de la noche de San Juan ¡No se lo pierdan!
26 de junio de 2015
En el Teatro Negro de AS220, en 95 Empire St., Providence, RI 02903
Entrada: $10 boletos, $15 en la puerta
FLORA Y FALDA es parte de MEJUNJE, un evento anual en AS220. Aunque en AS220 celebramos las culturas Latino Americanas todos los días, MEJUNJE presenta un evento especial anual en colaboración con otra organización o iniciativa. En el pasado hemos colaborado con RI Latino Arts y el Centro Guatemalteco de Nueva Inglaterra, entre otros.
Gowanus Mutant Kommandos (NYC)
-Toxic punk for toxic punks
Funeral Cone (Boston/Providence)
-Weirdo punk for punk weirdos.
Buddy's Boys
-Mayor's own ignorant HC
Savage Blind God
-First show, show up on time to find out more
$5 9pm
115 Empire St
Hosted by Jimmy and Hannah Devine with Mark Roberts, Andrea Cooper, Teddi Scobi and Friends!
Every Saturday (except for the first Saturday of the month) from 4-7pm at the bar at AS220!
No cover charge!
A full menu of food and beverage will be available, so come in for a pint or make this your regular spot for dinner while enjoying some of the best traditional Irish music around!
It's women making animation internationally making "herstory" right here to Providence – it's women,
it's animation – it's Womanimation! 2015!
This year's program, running around 80 minutes, highlights films from North and South America, Europe and the Middle East, and features several US premieres. In spite of the diversity of countries and artistic techniques – from the Dutch stop-motion Munya in Me to the Iranian digital paper of Lady with Flower Hair – there is a common thread that unites the films thematically, with all the films featuring a central female character struggling with self-acceptance.
At each of the three screenings at 4pm, 6pm and 8pm, the festival will present a slideshow with music introducing the filmmakers beforehand, and will include audience voting for their favorite films.
Between and after the screenings, DJ Madame B will weave soundscapes created by women across the globe. A reception catered by Johnson & Wales University culinary artisan Veronica Cockfield rounds out the evening, giving the audience a chance to discuss the films and mingle with festival organizers Toni Pennacchia and partner Paul Elsnau.
This year's festival is taking place at AS220's Black Box at 95 Empire Street in Providence, RI – one day only!
More information on the festival is available at; http://www.mergingarts.org.
You can buy advanced tickets at: http://is.gd/w15tix.
Core Workout with Daniel Shea // Sundays @9-10am //only $5!
A gentle workout that uses floor barre, dance and training techniques to improve core strength, balance and flexibility. Bring a hand towel; dance shoes or bare feet. Open to everyone- no dance experience required.
Daniel Shea is a NASM Certified Personal Trainer, a dance and fitness instructor. Since training and fitness are his business (www.shea-training.com) he is passionate about form & discipline…but it has to be enjoyable and fun. Daniel has been dancing and teaching for over 30 years. He has studied dance at the – Joy of Movement Center (Boston), Pacific Ballet (San Francisco), Joe Tremaine Dance Center (Los Angeles), Stanley Holden School of Ballet (Los Angeles), Debbie Reynolds Studios (Los Angeles), MJDC Dance Studio (Rhode Island).
Beginner Ballet with Stephanie Albanese // Sundays @ 10:30-11:30am // $13 per class; $60 for 6 classes
If you've always wanted to try ballet, this class is for you. In this fundamentals-based class, students develop basic ballet vocabulary, strength and coordination. Stephanie's deep knowledge of her craft combines with a warm, good-humored manner to create a comfortable yet challenging learning environment. This is the perfect class for people who have little or no ballet experience.
Stephanie Albanese is a graduate of The School of American Ballet where she studied with teachers Alexandra Danilova, Helen Dudin, Suki Shorer and Stanley Williams. She danced in a repertory company created by former New York City Ballet member Wilhelmina Frankurt. Stephanie has also danced with choreographers Matthew Brokoff, Marcus Galante, Mary Miller and Felice Lesser and also worked in Cabaret, performing at The Lido in Paris and Jubliee in Las Vegas.
Intermediate Ballet with Stephanie Albanese // Sundays @ 12:00-1:30pm // $13 per class; $60 for 6 classes
This ballet class makes classical dance a joy! The class focuses on fundamentals, beginning with a thorough warm up at the barre and progressing to the center for choreographed combinations. Students build muscle as they refine body alignment and learn weight placement to develop coordination. Stephanie's deep knowledge of her craft combines with a warm, good-humored manner to create a comfortable yet challenging learning environment. This is the perfect class for people who have some prior ballet experience.
Stephanie Albanese is a graduate of The School of American Ballet where she studied with teachers Alexandra Danilova, Helen Dudin, Suki Shorer and Stanley Williams. She danced in a repertory company created by former New York City Ballet member Wilhelmina Frankurt. Stephanie has also danced with choreographers Matthew Brokoff, Marcus Galante, Mary Miller and Felice Lesser and also worked in Cabaret, performing at The Lido in Paris and Jubliee in Las Vegas.
Intermediate/Advanced Modern Dance with Betsy Miller // Mondays @6:30-8:00pm // $13 per class; $60 for 6 classes
This is a contemporary release technique with a solid base in ballet. Class begins with a full-bodied warm-up designed to activate the core and connect breath with movement while finding anatomically efficient pathways. Structured improvisations and set exercises explore dynamics, weight shifts, and flow to develop a quick mind and a listening body. Class finishes with a vigorous, high-energy dance phrase. Students will be encouraged to explore, take risks, and develop as versatile technicians. For intermediate and advanced dancers of all ages.
Stretch & Strength with Angie Hartley // Tuesdays @ 12-1pm // $5 drop-in
This one hour fitness class brings the joy of aerobic dance movement to athletic training. Using the fundamentals of Pilates, yoga and dance, this class promises a total body workout to build long, lean muscles and increase flexibility. Only $5 for an hour of small group training every Tuesday this summer. All fitness levels welcome! Leave your sneakers at the door!
Angie Hartley is a dancer, teacher and runner. She is a graduate of Keene State College's Theater and Dance Program where she studied under William Seigh, Marcia Murdock and Candice Salyers. Angie twice attended the American Dance Festival where she performed for Ming-Lung Yang, Roger Belman and Mark Dendy. While working as an English teacher in South Korea, Angie led community groups in movement at the Gwangju International Center. Currently, Ms. Hartley works with teens at an international education center in Providence. She has been working with the South Coast Dance Membership and with Jessica Howard at the Heron Studio.


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The Friends of the Library have started a newborn project at Rolling Plains Memorial Hospital.
They are giving new parents at the hospital a bag to take home with a new book, information about the library and other goodies. Marie Leach, Friends of the Library president and Barbara Keeney, secretary/treasurer, took 25 bags to the hospital and Misty Whoolery-Pratt, RN accepted the gift bags.
Shown are (from left to right) Misty Whoolery-Pratt, RN, Marie Leach and Barbara Keeney.
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