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www.jgjcontracting.com BEST BEST OF THE 2009 Certified Green Professional by the NAHB Winner of Both Double Diamond and Project of the Year. DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 4 www.danshamptons.com OPEN HOUSES : Sat. October AMAGANSETT Oceanviews surrounded by national park-quality Dunescape. 5,600 sq. ft., 5 BR, 5.5 BA, custom millwork & cabinetry, 3 fpls & 2-car gar. Htd pool w/pool house/bar area. Part of a 7-lot enclave sharing 27 acres of oceanfront. Dir: Mtk Hwy on the right before Cyril's. Excl. F#47613 | Web#H0147613. 6 Woodhollow, Renovated one level 4 BR, 3.5 BA residence in move-in condition. Immaculately maintained 2,000+ sq. ft home offers two first floor master suites, each accessing deck and outdoor shower. LR with fpl. Dir: Off Springy Banks Rd. in Treescape. Excl. F#46884 | Web#H0146884. th through Sun. October th Secluded 4 BR, 2+ BA Traditional-style nicely sited on 1.20 acres. Striking highlights in this hospitable two-story include two-car gar., kit. appliances included and hardwood flooring. Fun pool. Co-Excl. F#246071 | Web#H42639. LR, high cathedral ceilings. fpl, eat-in-kit. with skylight and cathedral ceiling; 4 BRs, 2 full BAs. Central Air, new OHW, large deck, gar., room for pool. Excl. F#70647 | Web#H40913. HAMPTON BAYS Breathtaking ocean & dune views. 4,000 sq. ft., 5 BR, 5.5 BA, mahogany windows & doors, eat-in kit. Htd pool & spa w/ outdoor fpl & sauna. Part of a 7 lot, 27 acre oceanfront enclave. Excl. F#47189 | Web#H0147189. Fully renovated with high end materials throughout. Brazilian cherry floor, marble ba, jacuzzi, granite kit., Too many to list. Lovely landscaped shy 1/2 acre property with gunite pool. Surrounded by tall privacy hedges. Dir: Mtk Hwy, turn south onto Canoe Place Rd., left onto Lynn Ave. F#68840 | Web#H27369. SAG HARBOR Set on 2 acres, this farm-style home, built in 1984 and expanded in 1991, features 6,000 sq. ft., 5 BRs, 6 BAs, gourmet kit. with dining area, LR with fpl and office. Rear decks & gardens lead to tennis Ct. & cabana. Excl. F#59463 | Web#H0159463. SOUTHOLD Located in Laughing Waters Assoc., totally renovated ranch, 2BR, 2 BA offers new wood floors, windows, eat-in kit., fpl, movein condition. Dir: Hiawatha Path to Nakomis. MLS#2199060. WAINSCOTT Waterfront North Haven community with landscaped grounds and 48 ft gunite pool. Architect's 4 BR 3.5 BA home with open great room, gourmet kit., 3fpls, a den/jr Master, garden room with WBF, LR, gar. on 1st floor. Excl. F#44112 | Web#H0144112. Classic country house, 4 BR, 3+ BA, on 5.45-acres. Ownerbuilt, shingle-sided, 2-story with eat-in, country kit., old-world fixtures, & LR w/fpl. Upstairs master w/fpl. 2-car gar., bonedry bsmnt. Room for pool. Excl. F#68058 | Web#H38605. Brand new 7,000 sq.ft. masterpiece by renowned architect John P. Laffey. Located at the end of a 500 foot pvt driveway, off a quiet cul-de-sac, in the Stoney Hill section of Amagansett. Every amenity. Must see. Excl. F#67684 | Web#H13962. BRIDGEHAMPTON Modern 1-level with every amenity possible. Double master BRs - 4 BRs, 4 BAs. Gunite pool/spa. Spacious living quarters with large screen televisions and satellite radio throughout. All set on rustic Butter Ln. acre. Mtk Hwy turn north on Butter Ln.. Excl. F#64586 | Web#H10170. 2 BR, 1 BA Ranch, south of the highway. This move in condition home features eat-in kit., hardwood flooring, basement. Convenient to beaches, town, and transportation. Right style, right comforts, right price! Dir: South on Ponquogue left to Kyle, right on Wakeman, left on Riverdale Dr. F#67601 | Web#H14343. MONTAUK 4 BR, 4.5 BA, 3,600 sq. ft. corner unit villa, has wide-plank hardwood floors, BAs feature custom tiles, with fittings by Waterworks. Unparalleled vistas with 1800 view. Dir: Old Mtk Hwy, 1 property west of Gurneys. Co-Excl. F#67395 | Web#H20840. Appealing 3 BR, 2+ BA traditional on 0.55 acres, very pvt corner lot. Solid home built in 2000, lovingly maintained. Inviting htd pool, hot tub. 1.5 to the shops in Sag Harbor. Madison Ave. to Mt. Misery Dr. Excl. F#249758 | Web#H41457. WATER MILL Trad.-style SOH home. Expert details & amenities. 6 BRS, 6 BAs, 1 half-BA, 4 fpls. Prof. kit. w/fplc, adjacent screened-in porch & stone patio. Finished bsmnt. Gunite pool. 2-car gar. Bordered by reserve. Co-Excl. F#57953 | Web#H0157953. For quiet charm, visit this 4 BR, 2 BA Vintage Victorian. Fine residence offering relaxing pool, kit. appliances included and bsmnt. Warm and cheerful fpl. Attractive home that handles all your needs. Co-Excl. F#55945 | Web#H0155945. Inviting deck and pool goes with this 4 BR, 2 BA, 2-story on 0.53 acres. Ideal offerings include hardwood flooring, open kit., dining, living area; great lower entertaining area. Noyac Rd to Valley Rd to Laurel Trail. Excl. F#68160 | Web#H40786. 5 BR, 6+ BA Trad. on .96 acres. This 2-story provides hardwood & tile flooring, finished bsmnt plus guest suite. Separate guest house, 2 fpls, pool. Excl. F#70715 | Web#H41499. EAST HAMPTON Rarely does a flat roof home come on the market in East Hampton, let alone with such a fantastic price tag! Towering ceilings greet you as you enter the front door into the sun-filled LR. Kit. and bar area allows you to be close to your guests. F#65183 | Web# H42711. Spectacular views & privacy for your own Montauk oasis. 4 BR, 4 BA, gourmet kit., open living area, den, 2 stone fplcs, up & down deck space, 1.2 acres w lovely lakeside landscaping, attached gar., CAC, central vac, sprinkler system, outdoor shower & path to water's edge. Dir: Route 27 East to West Lake Drive. Excl. F#66184 | Web#H44735. SOUTHAMPTON Timeless Traditional home with front porch. 6 BRs, 5.5 BAs, finished bsmnt with fitness and playroom. The property has a LR with fpl and a family room leading to pool area, formal DR and beautiful kit. Htd gunite pool, poolhouse and 2-car gar. Dir: Hampton Rd. to end of Wooley St., left on Pelletreau St. Excl. F#66493 | Web#H10354. Gambrel-style, 5 BR, 4.5 BA home. Vaulted ceilings, doubleheight windows, great room, prof.-grade kit., family room, 3 fpls, patios & htd, gunite pool. Excl. F#60420 | Web#H35711. RIVERHEAD Mint Conditon Condo Offers Pvt Mastersuite and Master Bthrm Upstairs including add. BR & full BA w/loft landing. The First floor offers den/BR, full BA, eat-in kit. w/granite and formal dining rm opened to a 3 Sided Stone Fpl, living rm opended to Patio w/lush landscaping and pondview. Dir: CR 58 to Hess Station on your left make turn go straight into Saddle Lakes Community. F#69978 | Web#H32482. Large cottage on the village fringe. 2 BRs, 1 BA, LR with fpl, separate DR, large eat-in kit., landscaped grounds, outside showerand avery pvtlargedeck.Convenienttothevillage, ocean beaches, transportation. Excl. F#249800 | Web#H0249800. Built in 2008, brand-new trad. on .37 of an acre with all the bells and whistles. Featuring 4 BRs, and 5.5 BAs. Open floor plan with gourmet kit., formal DR, breakfast room, large LR, & much more. Excl. F#63841 | Web#H16014. Set on 1.6+ acres, this wood-shingled home provides a country setting with all modern conveniences. 5 BRs, 4.5 BAs, chef's kit., Waterworks fixtures, FDR, LR, office, wine cellar, office, wine cellar, gym. Field views, pool & tennis. Co-Excl. F#34298 | Web#H55680. SAGAPONACK Sundrenched Contemporary Colonial on serene and pvt 1.4 acres set in a cul-de-sac just paces from a picture perfect bay beach. Professionally decorated. Like new. Minutes to either Sag Harbor or East Hampton. Pool with huge deck. Mint and elegant. Excl. F#66436 | Web#H52342. Live in harmony in this 8 BR 11.5 BA Traditional estate. Great room, professional kit., formal DR, family room, media room, 4 fpls, full finished bsmnt. Plus, 1,000 sq.ft pool house, htd gunite pool and so much more. F#62701 | Web#H54574. Co-Excl. Circa 1930's Cottage renovated and expanded, maintains character of the era. 4 large BRs, 3 BAs, LR, formal DR, expansive kit./great room. Covered rear porch, htd pool, gar. Desirable Village location. Co-Excl. F#55036 | Web#H0155036. The Hampton's life style - do it all - tennis, swimming, boating and fishing from this 3 BR, 2.5 BA spacious contemporary condo with master suite including fpl, balcony and cove waterviews that extend to Mecox Bay. Open floor plan and full bsmnt. Dir: Rt 27 to Bay Avenue to Cove Point. Excl. F#67150 | Web#H33495. Spacious 5 BR, 5 BA Contemp. Great residence with hardwood flooring and guest cottage, 2 fpls, inviting pool. Pvt guest quarters, complete appliance package, central air. Finished bsmnt. 1/4 mile to 3 Mile Harbor. Excl. F#70781 | Web#H42231. Best Value, New Construction, Traditional, 5000+ sq. ft., 6 BRs, 7.5 BAs, on .92 acres with 18x44 gunite pool and tennis. Marble BAs, theater, gym, etc. Close to ocean in Sagaponack south and adjacent to a 16 acre reserve. Co-Excl. F#68037 | Web#H28978. Magnificent mature landscaping and garden with views of Peconic Bay make the most of this pvt., 1 acre home. 5,000 sq.ft. of living space includes 3 floors of decking overlooking gardens and Peconic Bay. Spacious LR, eat-in kit., FDR and first-floor master, 4 additional BRs and large informal family room plus 2 offices and a playroom on the lower level. Dir: Montauk Highway to McGregor Drive. North to Blackwatch Ct., a flag lot on the left. Excl. F#70224 | Web#H35816. WESTHAMPTON BEACH Gated bay front condominium on Dune Rd., Westhampton Beach with every amenity. Custom home features two master suites, and 3,200 sq. ft. of interior space plus 2,500 sq. ft. of mahogany decking. Delightful kit. with granite counters and AAA appliances. Excl. F#69089 | Web#H17522. FOR ALL THINGS REAL ESTATE YOUR SOURCE PRUDENTIALELLIMAN COM 1316519 �2009. An independently owned and operated member of Prudential Real Estate Affiliates, Inc. is a service mark of Prudential Insurance Company of America. Equal Housing Opportunity. All material presented herein is intended for information purposes only. While, this information is believed to be correct, it is represented subject to errors, omissions, changes or withdrawal without notice. All property outlines and square footage in property listings are approximate. DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 4 www.danshamptons.com INTERIOR WINDOW TREATMENTS � VERTICALS � DRAPERIES � SHADES � WOOD BLINDS � WOVEN SHADES � SKYLIGHTS � LUMINETTES � SILHOUETTES � REPAIRS � EXPERT INSTALLATION We Do It All! 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FOOTBALL TICKETS! NEW YORK JETS VS. MIAMI DOLPHINS Sun., Nov. 1st - 1:00 p.m. Game - $130 pp. Harvest Time in Vermont � 2-Day Tour � Sun.-Mon., Oct. 25th-26th � $299 pp./do. � This lovely, unique tour will captivate you as you travel through the beautiful New England scenery. Apples and apple cider, pies, quaint shops, crafts, wine & cheese, good food and lots of fun await you. Don't get left behind on this wonderful overnight! For the ladies - Trained chefs will give a demonstration for preparing holiday feasts & desserts. For the men � There will be a seminar on the making of Vermont beers and ales, along with a tasting! Murder Mystery Weekend at the Montauk Manor � 3-Day Tour � Fri.-Sun., Oct. 30th-Nov. 1st � $470 pp./do. (w/transportation) $440 pp./do. (w/out transportation) � Montauk Manor provides the perfect setting for unparalleled sunsets and relaxation. But we're pretty sure that on this one weekend, it won't be quite the restful place it normally is...! Prepare for a unique and unforgettable experience that will put you smack dab in the middle of a homicide investigation. You are in for a murderous good time! "Kiku" at The New York Botanical Garden � Sun., Nov. 8th � $115 pp. � "Kiku"=Chrysanthemum � This marks the final year you will be able to see the elaborate Kiku presentation at The New York Botanical Garden. The Garden experts worked up to eleven months to grow, train, and shape these flowers. In late October the plants burst into bloom, a true celebration of the changing of the seasons and you will see four traditional kiku styles displayed in the Conservatory Courtyards. During this festival, Japanese culture will be demonstrated with Japanese Taiko drumming on the weekends. Peddler's Village � Thurs., Nov. 12th � $74 pp. � Peddler's Village is a charming eighteenth century style village set on 42 acres of landscaped gardens, brick walkways, 75 specialty shops, several restaurants (you'll get a $20 meal voucher) and a wonderful Spa. Stroll acres of landscaped grounds and gardens dotted with colonial-style buildings. Discover merchandise from all over the globe and many handmade wares from local craftspeople. Experience personal service and old-fashioned country hospitality... a refreshing change from the pace of impersonal malls and outlets. Washington, DC � 4-Day Tour � Sat.-Tues., Nov. 14th-17th � $865 pp./do. - Hampton Jitney is pleased to guide you on this journey to our nation's capital. Whether you have been to Washington, DC a dozen times or this is your first trip, you will come away with a sense of patriotism and gratitude for the magnificent country in which we live. Visit Arlington National Cemetery, see a performance of "A Street Car Named Desire" at the Kennedy Center, visit Mount Vernon, Madame Tussauds Wax Museum, the Newseum, some Museums of the Smithsonian and the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum. Take an illuminated monuments tour, have a guided tour of the area and dine at some wonderful restaurants. Bally's Atlantic City Overnight � Sun.-Mon., Nov. 15th-16th � $140 pp./do. � "The roll of the dice. The shuffle of the cards. A spin of the roulette wheel. And breathless anticipation � these are the ingredients of endless excitement at Bally's." Join Hampton Jitney as we venture to Atlantic City for all its glitter and excitement. You will receive $30 coins bonus. Ornaments, Orchids & Opulence � 2-Day Holiday Indulgence in Brandywine, PA Tues.- Wed., Dec. 1st-2nd � $348 pp./do. � Reflect on what it might have been like to live in luxury at the end of the 19th century, at Christmastime in the Brandywine Valley. See the Rockwood Estate decorated in Holiday splendor, be a guest and indulge in an elegant tea luncheon in this grand setting; travel to Old Swedes Church, for a special treat; see Longwood Gardens at night, adorned in Holiday Splendor; visit the superb estate of Henry Francis du Pont, Winterthur Museum and Gardens and take a fun tour of QVC Studios. You will come home with very special memories. Christmas In Williamsburg, VA � 4-Day Tour � Fri.-Mon., Dec. 4th-7th � $675 pp./do. Colonial Williamsburg offers a magical Christmas experience. The splendor of the Grand Illumination, the elegant beauty of distinctive natural decorations, delicious food, and festive music make Christmas in Colonial Williamsburg's Historic Area an unforgettable event that you will cherish forever. You will also have a full Access Pass to Colonial Williamsburg, an evening Ghost tour, guided tour of Jamestown. The Greenbrier� Resort at Christmastime � 4-Day Tour � Sun.-Wed., Dec. 6th-9th $979 pp./do. - Christmas season is a wonderful time to experience the luxury, charm, history and tradition of The Greenbrier Resort. Their lobbies sparkle with holiday magic, the poinsettias are in abundance, there are miles of garland and the fireplaces are crackling. Sure to rejuvenate, rekindle and relax your winter blues away, this experience will last a lifetime. Enjoy this award winning, 5-diamond hotel and all its amenities. Radio City Music Hall Christmas Shows � Tues., Dec. 8th - $150 pp. , Thurs., Dec. 10th $150 pp. & $145 pp. , Sat., Dec. 12th - $160 pp. , Tues., Dec. 15th - $150 pp. , Thurs., Dec. 17th - $150 � Hampton Jitney is pleased to escort you on this always exciting Christmas-time adventure. "...experience the exhilaration and wonder of the Radio City Christmas Spectacular starring the world-famous Radio City Rockettes! `Their signature eye high kicks and precision choreography in multiple show stopping numbers will delight the whole family!' "MEMPHIS" A New Musical � Wed., Dec. 16th - $165 pp. & Sun., Feb. 14th (Valentine's Day) $170 pp. � THIS FABULOUS MUSICAL SHOULD NOT BE MISSED!!! - "In the smoky halls and underground clubs of the segregated '50s, a young white DJ named Huey Calhoun fell in love with everything he shouldn't: rock and roll and an electrifying black singer. Memphis is an original story about the Cultural Revolution that erupted when his vision met her voice, and the music changed forever. Memphis features a brand new score with music by Bon Jovi's founding member/keyboardist David Bryan." A Christmas Lights Tour of Brooklyn � Guided Motor Coach Tour of Dyker Heights and Bay Ridge � Sat., Dec. 19th � $110 pp. � Come visit the Italian-American section of Dyker Heights, made famous in the 2001 PBS documentary "Dyker Lights" and TLC's "Crazy Christmas Lights." If you want to see some of the most extravagant Christmas light displays you'll find anywhere in the country, you'll need to come with us to Brooklyn! The Bay Ridge community, also known for their Christmas Lights, will also be included on your tour. We have teamed up with Tony Muia ("Slice of Brooklyn" Tour Guide). You will stop for dessert and coffee at Mona Lisa Pastry Shoppe & Caf� � one of the best Italian bakeries in Brooklyn! SHOW TOURS INCLUDE � Lunch or dinner (unless otherwise indicated), a Hampton Jitney professional driver, tour escort and deluxe round-trip transportation. Call for complete package details. To Make A Tour Reservation Call: 631-283-4600 or 212-362-8400 Extension 343 to reach our Southampton Or dial extensions 328 and 329 to reach our Greenport office. office; Attention Florida Snow Birds!... We also offer trips to Foxwoods Resort Casino, customized tours and charters for any group and more. Let Hampton Jitney take you and your car to Florida and back. � Almost 20 years of successful, regularly scheduled motor coach and car carrier services. � Stressless transportation broken with rest-stops, meal-stops & a good night's sleep in a North Carolina hotel. � Two levels of coach service � First Class and Ambassador. � Two Professional Drivers and a cheerful Attendant. � Car transportation alone is also an option. Visit us online at www.hamptonjitney.com for the most complete list and details of all Hampton Jitney tours and shows. North Fork pick-up and drop-off locations are as follows: Greenport, Southold, Cutchogue, Mattituck, Jamesport, Aquebogue, Riverhead, Farmingville, Melville Marriott. Call 631-283-4600 ext. 343 for information, brochures or to make your reservation now! South Fork pick-up and drop-off locations are as follows: East Hampton, Bridgehampton, Southampton, Westhampton, Farmingville, Huntington. Show tour reservations are accepted only with payment at the time of booking: credit card by phone, cash or check at HJ reservation desk in the Omni lobby. Credit card sales are processed at the time of the reservation. Cancellations will be accepted on a conditional basis � we will attempt to resell the seats, but do not guarantee to do so; if not resold, the customer is still obligated to pay for the non-sold/non-cancelable parts of the package. Any change, refund or cancellation will incur a $15 per person service charge. Through our online website reservation and Value Pack order system, Hampton Jitney is open 24 hours a day for information & reservations. Make your travel reservations quickly and accurately, then place a secure order for your Value Pack Ticket Book. 1316518 DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 12 www.danshamptons.com "UNUSUALLY VIVID AND CONVINCING. �A.O. SCOTT, THE NEW YORK TIMES CHRONICLES THE EARLY LIFE OF THE WOMAN WHO WOULD BECOME PERHAPS THE SINGLE MOST INFLUENTIAL FIGURE IN 20TH-CENTURY FASHION." "SMART AND SUMPTUOUS! "AUDREY TAUTOU IS AMAZING." �Roger Ebert, CHICAGO SUN-TIMES "A SUPERIOR FILM �Joe Morgenstern, WALL STREET JOURNAL AUDREY TAUTOU IS PHENOMENAL! IT'S A SPECIAL PLEASURE TO WATCH THIS VIBRANT COCO." �Kenneth Turan, LOS ANGELES TIMES THAT BRINGS INTELLIGENCE, RESTRAINT AND STYLE. AUDREY TAUTOU NOT ONLY RESEMBLES CHANEL, SHE INHABITS THE ROLE COMPLETELY." AUDREY TAUTOU COCO BEFORE SOUNDTRACK ALBUM ON VAR�SE SARABANDE CDS A FILM BY ANNE FONTAINE CHANEL WWW.SONYCLASSICS.COM 1144277 NOW PLAYING! EAST HAMPTON 777-FILM #801 REGAL CINEMAS VIEW THE TRAILER AT WWW.COCOBEFORECHANELMOVIE.COM To Manhattan WESTHAMPTON LINE To Lower Manhattan 1316504 Hampton Jitney Fall 2009 Schedule Effective Thurs., September 24 through Wed., January 6, 2010 To Manhattan MONTAUK LINE Westbound READ DOWN AM LIGHT PM BOLD Montauk Napeague Amagansett DEPARTING p g 7 Days 3:45 3:50 4:05 4:15 4:25 4:35 4:45 5:00 5:25 DEPARTING Fri & Sat -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- 4:45 5:10 6:35 6:45 Sun thru Fri SH,MA Only Sat 4:30 4:35 4:45 4:55 5:00 -- 5:05 5:10 thru Fri W Mon SH,MA Mon Sat thru Only Only 7 Days Sept.-Oct. 7 Days Sat -- -- 5:50 6:00 6:05 -- 6:10 6:15 6:25 6:50 -- -- 6:20 6:30 6:35 -- 6:45 6:50 6:30 6:35 6:50 7:00 7:05 -- 7:15 7:20 7:30 7:55 9:35 9:45 -- -- 7:05 7:15 -- 7:30 -- 7:45 8:00 -- 7:30 7:35 7:50 8:00 8:05 8:00 8:15 8:20 8:30 -- A Q Mon A M Sun Sept./Oct. W Sun, Mon SH Wed Only Fri Sun & Fri Only 7 Days Nov./Dec. 7 Days 7 Days Sept.-Nov. 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days thru Fri 7 Days -- -- 8:20 8:30 8:35 -- 8:45 8:50 9:00 -- -- -- 8:50 9:00 9:05 -- 9:15 9:20 9:30 -- -- -- 9:35 9:45 9:50 -- 11:00 11:30 12:30 1:30 -- 11:35 12:35 1:35 9:50 10:50 11:20 11:50 12:50 1:50 10:00 11:00 11:30 12:00 1:00 2:00 10:05 11:05 10:00 -- -- 11:45 12:05 1:05 -- 1:00 1:15 1:20 1:30 1:55 3:20 3:30 2:05 -- 2:15 2:20 2:30 2:55 4:20 4:30 9:30 9:35 -- -- -- -- 1:55 2:05 2:10 -- 2:20 2:30 2:45 -- 4:35 4:45 -- -- 2:35 2:45 2:50 3:00 3:05 3:10 3:30 3:55 5:20 5:30 Sun thru Fri A A A W Sun Only 3:15 3:20 3:35 3:45 -- A W Sun Sept.-Dec. Avail. Sun & Mon thru 10/12 B W W Sun Only 4:45 4:50 5:05 5:15 5:20 -- 5:30 5:35 5:45 -- 7:35 7:45 W 7 Days 7 Days 5:30 5:35 5:50 6:00 6:05 6:05 6:15 6:20 6:30 6:55 8:20 8:30 6:30 6:35 6:50 7:00 7:05 -- 7:15 7:20 7:30 7:55 W Sun Only 7:00 7:05 7:20 7:30 A Avail. Sun W Sept.-Dec. Avail. Sat W Sun thru Nov. Avail. Mon. Sun Only Only Sept./Oct. Sept./Oct. Sept./Oct. Westbound READ DOWN AM LIGHT PM BOLD Hampton Bays East Quogue Quogue Westhampton Manorville Airport Connection Manhattan Sept.-Dec. W Avail. Sat Sun Mon thru Nov. Wed Sun & Sun W Avail. Mon. Only thru Fri 7 Days 7 Days Only 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days Mon Only 7 Days Sept./Oct. Sept./Oct. Q M W Avail. Sun MONTAUK LINE Westbound READ DOWN AM LIGHT PM BOLD Amagansett East Hampton Wainscott Bridgehampton Water Mill Southampton Manorville Lower Manhattan Fri PM -- -- -- -- -- 12:15 12:40 2:30 LW Sun PM 6:20 6:30 6:35 6:45 6:50 7:00 7:25 9:00 Mon AM 5:00 5:10 5:15 5:20 5:25 5:30 5:55 7:45 5:00 6:10 8:15 5:05 6:15 8:20 -- -- 4:35 4:45 -- 5:00 -- 5:10 5:30 -- 7:20 7:30 7:45 7:50 8:05 8:15 8:20 8:15 8:30 8:35 8:45 9:10 -- -- 9:05 -- -- 9:30 9:35 9:50 10:05 10:00 6:40 7:40 8:55 10:40 6:55 7:55 9:10 10:55 East Hampton Wainscott Sag Harbor Bridgehampton Water Mill Southampton Manorville 9:15 10:00 7:05 8:35 Q 10:20 -- 12:20 2:20 4:20 5:20 6:50 8:20 9:20 10:35 12:20 7:20 8:45 10:30 11:00 12:30 2:30 4:30 5:30 7:00 8:30 9:30 10:45 12:30 ARRIV. 4:00 4:30 10:00 10:15 11:15 -- 12:15 10:05 10:20 11:20 11:55 12:20 10:15 10:30 11:30 12:15 12:30 -- 10:55 -- -- 12:55 2:05 2:15 2:20 2:30 9:30 10:15 9:35 10:20 9:45 10:30 -- 10:55 To The Hamptons WESTHAMPTON LINE Eastbound READ DOWN AM LIGHT PM BOLD DEPARTING Mon, Sun, Mon Tue, Sat Mon, Fri thru Thurs, Fri Sun & Only & Sat Sat 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days & Sat Wed 7:30 7:35 7:40 8:00 8:20 9:30 11:30 1:30 3:30 5:30 6:30 9:35 11:35 1:35 3:35 5:35 6:35 8:40 9:40 11:40 1:40 3:40 5:40 6:40 9:00 10:00 12:00 2:00 4:00 6:00 7:00 9:20 10:20 12:20 2:25 4:25 6:25 7:25 8:30 8:35 To The Hamptons MONTAUK LINE Eastbound READ DOWN AM LIGHT PM BOLD Fri PM 4:15 Battery Park City - South End Ave. & Albany Across from Gristedes Financial District - Water St. & Broad St. Southeast corner of Water St. and Broad St., in front of Chase Bank South Street Seaport - Pearl St. & Fulton St. East side of Pearl Street, in front of Wendy's Stuyvesant Town - 1st Ave. & 17th St. East side of 1st Ave. (between 16th & 17th) at the bus shelter in front of Starbucks Peter Cooper Village - 1st Ave. & 23rd St. East side of 1st Ave. (between 23rd & 24th), in front of Board of Education building Manorville Southampton Water Mill Bridgehampton Wainscott East Hampton Amagansett Airport Connection Midtown Manhattan 7:05 8:35 Q 9:00 7:20 8:45 9:10 ARRIV. 9:50 10:20 -- 11:20 12:05 12:20 1:20 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:15 12:30 1:30 -- 6:20 6:50 7:00 9:20 9:50 10:35 11:35 12:20 9:30 10:00 10:45 11:45 12:30 86th St. bet. 3rd & Lex. 69th & Lex (bet. 69th & 68th) 59th & Lex (bet. 60th & 59th) 40th St. bet. 3rd Ave. & Lex. Airport Connection Manorville Westhampton Quogue East Quogue Hampton Bays 9:00 9:30 9:05 9:35 9:10 9:40 9:30 10:00 9:50 10:20 To The Hamptons MONTAUK LINE Eastbound READ DOWN AM LIGHT PM BOLD 86th St. bet. 3rd & Lex. DEPARTING ARRIV. Sun thru Fri Sept./Oct. Mon Sat Only Mon thru thru Sat Fri & Sat 7 Days Sept./Oct. Sat 7:30 7:35 7:40 8:00 8:20 8:30 8:35 8:40 9:00 9:20 9:00 9:05 9:10 9:30 9:50 9:30 9:35 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days Nov./Dec. 7 Days 1:30 1:35 1:40 2:00 2:25 3:30 4:00 4:05 4:15 4:20 4:20 4:30 4:40 4:55 5:00 Sun, Mon & Fri Fri Only 2:00 2:05 2:10 2:30 2:55 7 Days Sept./Oct. 7 Days 2:30 2:35 2:40 3:00 3:25 3:00 3:05 3:10 3:30 3:55 3:30 3:35 3:40 4:00 4:25 Fri Only Fri Sun thru Fri & Only Thurs Sat 4:00 4:05 4:10 4:30 4:55 4:30 4:35 4:40 5:00 5:25 5:00 5:05 5:10 5:30 5:55 -- 7:30 7:35 7:45 7:50 -- -- -- -- -- Fri & Sat 5:00 5:05 5:10 5:30 -- 7 Days 5:30 5:35 5:40 6:00 6:25 7:35 8:00 8:05 8:15 -- 8:20 Mon thru Fri 6:00 6:05 6:10 6:30 6:55 8:05 8:30 8:35 8:45 -- 8:50 9:00 9:10 -- -- 7 Days 6:30 6:35 6:40 7:00 7:25 8:35 9:00 9:05 9:15 9:20 9:20 9:30 9:40 9:55 10:00 Fri Only 7:00 7:05 7:10 7:30 7:55 Mon, Tues, Thurs, Sun & Sept./Oct. 7 Days Fri & Sat Wed 7 Days Fri Only 7:30 7:35 7:40 8:00 8:20 8:00 8:05 8:10 8:30 8:50 9:00 9:05 9:30 11:00 9:35 11:05 Avail. Sun Sept .-Dec. Avail. Sat thru Nov. Avail. Mon. Sept./Oct. W DEPARTING A A A A B A A 9:30 10:30 11:30 1:30 9:50 10:50 11:50 1:50 9:55 10:55 11:55 1:55 10:05 11:05 12:05 2:05 10:10 11:10 12:10 2:10 3:30 5:50 7:30 8:30 11:00 11:30 3:50 6:10 7:50 8:50 11:15 11:45 3:55 6:15 7:55 8:55 11:20 11:50 4:05 6:25 8:05 9:05 11:30 12:00 4:10 6:30 8:10 9:10 11:35 12:05 ARRIV. DEPARTING -- 10:15 12:15 2:15 3:15 4:45 -- 10:20 12:20 2:20 3:20 4:50 5:15 6:25 8:30 -- 10:30 12:30 2:30 3:30 5:00 5:25 6:35 8:40 9:15 10:40 12:40 2:40 3:40 5:10 5:40 6:50 -- -- 10:55 12:55 2:55 3:55 5:25 6:15 7:15 8:30 10:15 6:20 7:20 8:35 10:20 6:30 7:30 8:45 10:30 4:30 4:35 4:50 10:00 10:30 11:30 12:30 1:00 10:05 10:35 11:35 12:35 1:05 -- -- Trip Notes Select trips have letters or symbols above them. The following defines the codes. 69th & Lex (bet. 69th & 68th) 59th & Lex (bet. 60th & 59th) 40th St. bet. 3rd & Lex Airport Connection Manorville Southampton Water Mill Bridgehampton Sag Harbor Wainscott East Hampton Amagansett Napeague Montauk 9:40 10:10 10:40 11:40 12:40 1:10 10:00 10:30 11:00 12:00 1:00 1:30 10:20 10:50 11:20 12:20 1:20 1:50 1:30 2:00 2:05 2:15 2:20 2:20 2:30 2:40 2:55 3:00 2:30 3:00 3:05 3:15 -- 3:20 3:30 3:40 3:55 4:00 -- 3:30 3:35 3:45 -- 3:50 4:00 4:10 -- -- 9:10 9:40 11:10 -- 9:30 10:00 11:30 12:30 9:50 10:20 11:50 12:50 2:00 2:30 2:35 2:45 2:50 -- -- -- -- -- A ARRIVING 9:30 10:30 -- 11:30 -- -- 10:00 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 10:05 11:05 11:35 12:05 12:35 1:05 10:15 11:15 -- 12:15 12:45 1:15 -- 11:20 11:50 -- -- 12:20 -- -- -- 1:20 1:30 1:40 -- -- 10:20 11:20 -- 4:50 -- 5:50 -- 6:45 4:30 5:20 6:00 6:20 6:45 7:10 4:35 5:25 6:05 6:25 6:50 7:15 4:45 5:35 6:15 6:35 7:00 7:25 4:50 -- -- 6:40 7:05 -- -- -- -- -- -- 5:40 -- 6:40 -- -- -- -- -- 7:30 7:40 7:50 8:00 8:10 5:50 6:30 6:50 6:00 6:40 7:00 6:15 -- 7:15 6:20 7:00 7:20 -- 9:35 10:00 11:00 11:30 1:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:30 12:00 1:30 9:35 10:05 10:35 11:35 12:05 1:35 9:45 10:45 11:45 12:15 9:50 10:20 -- 11:50 12:20 -- -- 10:50 11:50 12:20 -- 10:30 11:00 12:00 12:30 -- -- -- -- 10:40 11:10 12:10 12:40 -- -- 12:25 12:55 -- -- 12:30 1:00 1:45 -- 1:50 2:00 2:10 2:25 2:30 B Q M The "Bonacker" Non-stop service to and from NYC and East Hampton, available Eastbound Friday & Saturday and Westbound Sunday. The "Q": Direct service to Midtown Manhattan on Monday. Airport Connections are not available on these trips on Monday. The "Matin�er": After dropping off on the upper westside, this trip continues to the Broadway Theater District and drops off close by. Call our office or visit our website for details and stop locations, which are also convenient connections to Port Authority and Penn Station. W This trip will not go to Napeague and Montauk on Tues. and Wed. These trips drop off on the Westside. Mid/Uptown Westside drop offs are: 86th St. & Central Park West, 86th St. & Broadway, 79th St. & Broadway, 72nd St. & Broadway, and 64th St. & Broadway. This Lower Manhattan trip drops off on the Westside. Drop offs are on 6th Avenue at the following cross streets: Bleeker St., 14th, 23rd & 32nd at the MTA stops. LW ARRIVAL TIMES ARE ESTIMATES AND CAN VARY DUE TO WEATHER, TRAFFIC CONDITIONS, ROAD CONSTRUCTION AND DAY OF WEEK. HAMPTON JITNEY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR DELAYS BEYOND OUR CONTROL. ON CERTAIN TRIPS, PASSENGERS MAY BE REQUIRED TO TRANSFER. 10:30 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 10:40 11:40 12:10 12:40 1:10 10:55 11:55 -- 12:55 -- 11:00 12:00 12:30 1:00 -- 7:50 8:00 8:30 8:40 ARRIVING Enjoy the ultimate in comfort � a full size coach with only half the seats! Spacious captain's chairs and plush carpeting, Up to 17" leg room, Outlets for your electronics, Enhanced complimentary beverages and snacks, Personalized host service. Mid/Uptown drop offs are 3rd & 39th, 42nd, 51st, 61st, 67th, 72nd, 79th & 86th. These trips do not include Sag Harbor on Fri. (Eastbound) and Sun. (Westbound). These trips arrive approximately 20 minutes earlier on Sat. and Sun. Montauk Line- These trips guarantee Sag Harbor passengers will never be required to transfer prior to their arrival. Airport Connections. Hampton Jitney airport connection stops are convenient to JFK, LaGuardia and Islip/MacArthur airports. Detailed information is located in the Westbound and Eastbound notes section on the other side. 4:55 6:45 7:10 7:15 7:25 7:30 7:40 7:50 Lower Manhattan Westbound MTA Bus Stop Drop-off Locations: & Broad St. (Bowling Green Subway Station) & E. Houston St. & Fulton St. (Connection to Path Trains to N.J.) 8:10 8:55 8:20 9:00 GREEN COACH CERTIFICATE PROGRAM: The Green Coach Certification Research initiative (GCC) is part of a multi-year project being developed at the University of Vermont, in close collaboration with the American Bus Association (ABA) and the United Motorcoac h Association (UMA). http://uvm.edu/tourismresearch/greencoach HAMPTON JITNEY RIDER ALERT CELL PHONE POLICY: All phones must be turned off. Urgent calls only; limited to a total of 3 minutes. ALL LUGGAGE: Must have ID tag. HJ liability maximum $250. All checked luggage and packages are subject to search. RESERVATIONS Reservations are required to guarantee a seat. Please call if you must change or cancel a reservation; please do not double book. "No shows" may be charged full fare. TICKETS AND PAYMENT Payment on board may be by cash, ticket, credit card; or by check if you are an Express Club member and have your membership card with you. American Express, Visa, MasterCard and Discover cards may be used for payment only if the credit card is on board with the passenger. Open (unreserved) tickets, including Value Pack ticket books, can be purchased at the Omni desk in Southampton, through our accounting office or online. Trip availability is subject to change -- always call or refer to our website to confirm schedule. LOWER MANHATTAN SERVICE: Weekend Service to and from Lower Manhattan continues this fall. www.hamptonjitney.com 631-283-4600 212-362-8400 1193319 DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 13 www.danshamptons.com My Montauk Highway If They Decided to Sell it to Me, Here's How I'd Make it Better By Dan Rattiner Wanna buy the Triborough Bridge? I'm serious. The State and City of New York have begun talking about a new and creative way to deal with the financial crisis: by selling a part interest in some of the city bridges to private investors. The money would be used for maintenance and repairs, which would relieve that burden in the budget. In exchange for this, the new private owners would be promised a large share of future revenue from bridge tolls. Under consideration are the Kosciuszko Bridge and the RFK Bridge (the Triborough), but not the Brooklyn, because there are no tolls to be divvied up since none are charged--at least not yet. Great Britain is considering doing the same thing with the Channel Tunnel. I am not making this up. They own the tunnel jointly with the French, but the English are not faring as well as the French in coming out of this recession, and so they, too, want to raise money--by selling their entire stake in the tunnel. The French and say, Rupert Murdoch, would own the Chunnel. There are other ways to raise money for government-owned facilities. There is a plan afoot in San Francisco to sell naming rights to different stops on the BART subway system. Market Street might be Google Market Street, for example. So far, there has been no talk of selling any of the government-owned assets in the Hamptons, but if the State of New York ever asks, I would be very interested in buying the Montauk Highway. I know a great deal about the Montauk Highway. I've written about it for the paper for the last 49 years. My home is in East Hampton and my office is in Bridgehampton, so I go up and back at least once, and sometimes twice, a day. All together, my tires have pounded the pavement one way or the other around 75,000 stand of tall trees on both sides of the road for its whole length. Fifty years ago, I might have said elms, but elms get Dutch elm disease. Instead, I would plant giant plane trees, which I have seen in the South of France. These trees would arch over the road just as the great elms once did. They would keep the road leafy and cool. I'd lower the speed limit of the entire length of the highway to 35 miles an hour. I'd want everyone to enjoy the beautiful new highway. I'd order that no left turns be made either onto or off the highway. And I'd have the highway be one-way east on Friday nights and oneway west on Sunday nights. I'd also have it one-way east every weekday morning from seven to nine, and one-way west every weekday evening from four to six. This would reduce head-on collisions dramatically during those times. And it would also lessen traffic, which would give the road a rest. People could take back roads or the Jitney or something. I'd have frequent festivals on the highway every Saturday from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. I'd have Puerto Rican festivals, Native American festivals, Cuban festivals, Mexican festivals, Italian festivals, French festivals and gay rights festivals. I would have flower-festooned traffic circles (continued on page 16) I'd have frequent festivals on the highway, and flower-festooned traffic circles at every intersection. times. If you figure 10 miles per trip, that's 750,000 miles. I have been to the moon and back without ever having left Montauk Highway. Who would be more qualified to own the Montauk Highway than me? If I owned the Montauk Highway, there is a lot I would do. For one thing, I would order all the telephone poles taken down and all the utility wires put underground. 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Manorville, New York www.sportsmanskennels.com 631.537.0500 "Sustainability means to beautify a landscape within the natural environment" Frederico Azevedo, Leonardo Dicaprio interview for forum magazine 1316520 "Best landscape designer" "Best of the best" dan's papers, consecutively from 1998-2008 maintenance sustainable landscapes installation layout green products lawn care 1197740 visit our showroom / retail boutique 2249 scuttlehole road, bridgehampton www .unlimitedearthcare.com 631.725.7551 Meredith Viera shot "Meredith's Harvest Day" in the Hamptons for the Today show last week. As part of the segment, orchestrated by NBC producer and East Hampton resident Angela LaGreca, Viera stomped grapes at Wolffer Estate Vineyards, picked apples at the Milk Pail and toured a corn maze at Fairview Farms, where she also ran into co-host--and scarecrow--Matt Lauer. * * * Vice President Joe Biden reportedly visited the Hamptons over Columbus Day weekend, flying into Westhampton's Gabreski airport on Air Force Two Saturday night, and strolling Jobs Lane on Sunday. * * * Originally listed with the Corcoran Group for $8.4 million, Bernie Madoff's Montauk home sold for $9.4 million. Proceeds will go to a victims fund. * * * Sag Harbor's Christie Brinkley and ex-husband Peter Cook returned to court recently to readdress visitation rights. Cook accused Brinkley of "custodial interference" last December after an incident involving son Jack, a passport and a missed school trip to Egypt. * * * Hamptons resident Alexandra Wolfe, daughter of author Tom Wolfe, is reportedly writing about children who follow in their parents' footsteps down Wall Street for Vanity Fair magazine. * * * Former President Bill Clinton presented East Hampton's Steven Spielberg with the Liberty Medal at the National Constitution Center in Philadelphia. The annual award is given to those whose actions represent the founding principles of the United States. * * * Congratulations, Mickey Paraskevas! Artwork by the famed Dan's Papers illustrator was chosen by the Washington International Horse Show as the poster for its 51st annual show. "The artwork is wonderful, the image of Washington at night is truly spectacular and Mickey captured all this in a fun and whimsical way," said Juliet Reid, President, WIHS. The poster is available at www.wihs.org and at the souvenir stand at the show. * * * On Saturday, October 24, at 8 p.m., East End musicians Gene Casey and the Lone Sharks will celebrate 20 years of "rockin'the Hamptons" at Guild Hall's John Drew Theater in East Hampton. * * * Hildreth's is having an ugly sofa contest. From now until Nov. 3, submit photos of your ugly seating for a chance to win a $500 gift certificate to Hildreth's. Photos should include names and contact information, and be mailed to 51 Main Street, Southampton, NY 11968. DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 15 www.danshamptons.com Homecoming A University Speech & Dan's Papers' Underlying Philosophy By Dan Rattiner I was a featured speaker for homecoming weekend at my alma mater, the University of Rochester, two weeks ago. It was a great honor for me. I spent four wonderful years there before heading off to graduate school at Harvard. The audience was particularly interested to hear about the Hamptons and how it had changed, and about Dan's Papers, which I founded during the summer between my junior and senior years at Rochester. They thought it unusual that somebody would start such a business while still in college--and then stick with it for the next 50 years. The university flew my wife and me to Rochester, put us up in a fine hotel and, after the speech, treated us to dinner at a fine restaurant. We flew back to New York the next day. I talked about my reasons for starting the paper. Dr. Richard Gollin, my student advisor and English professor, had introduced me to the works of numerous opinionated writers who published their own thoughts in private newspaper form. Among them were Joseph Addison and Richard Steele. Also, Harry Golden, who wrote The Carolina Israelite from his home in Charlotte, North Carolina for many years. At the end of his career as a publisher, Golden wrote a book about his career called Only in America, which became a bestseller. Mark Twain was also a famous newspaper editor for a time. He wrote many opinion pieces for his newspaper, a tabloid published in Virginia City, Nevada during the Silver Rush. I also talked about my theory of newspapers, which I long ago named "The Plucked Chicken School of Journalism." Back in the early 1980s, when developers began to drive Hamptons real estate prices through the roof, farmland became far more valuable as building sites than farms. Taxes rose accordingly, and in one tumultuous meet(continued on page 18) WILL SANE LAW ENFORCEMENT COME TO QUOGUE? By Dan Rattiner For the last five years, the Village of Quogue has stood out from all other communities in the Hamptons because of one thing: its law enforcement is run with an iron hand. An infraction of any kind on the streets of this quiet community is treated by the police as tantamount to burglary or murder. If you drive 26 miles an hour on the 25-mile-an-hour streets, you will be--no doubt about it--pulled over and given a summons. Local citizenry have been stopped and questioned just for being out at dusk. Two years ago, the daughter of a longtime resident of that town worked for Dan's Papers. When driving to and from work, she was constantly followed and occasionally pulled over-- not because she had done anything wrong, but just to be questioned. She told me it upset her so much she might have to quit her job. As she was a college student, I told her it would be over soon. In the event, she stayed. She loved her job, she said. Around the same time, police burst into the home of another longtime Quogue resident and arrested her in her kitchen because her car had hit a tree on the street just outside. She'd actually gone inside to call the police. They arrested her for appearing woozy. Maybe she had been drinking and driving. She sued and the village settled. When I inquired about this, I learned that the police chief supports this form of law enforcement. It's the mayor's policy, he told me. The mayor and village justice are behind this. The village justice is the mayor's wife. You don't mess with Quogue. I gave a talk at the Quogue Library last summer. I drove 20 miles an hour on Quogue Street. No sense ruining my day. I can tell you as a longtime editor of this (continued on next page) DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 16 www.danshamptons.com Montauk Highway (continued from page 13) at every big intersection. And every Saturday and Sunday, Swan Lake and other ballets would be performed by beautiful young abllerinas in diaphanous gowns from around the world. At the Lobster Inn at the western end of Montauk Highway, I'd install the biggest car wash in the world. All motorists about to get on the Montauk Highway would have to go through it. There would be no dirty cars on my Montauk Highway. At tight spots, where a lot of traffic comes through a narrow area, I would double-deck the Montauk Highway--not up, but down. At each end, passing lanes would go down a hill to big tunnels going under the narrowed area. There would be one at the intersection of County Road 39 and Montauk Highway in Southampton (the tunnel would curve), another under Water Mill where the traffic ties up at the light, another under the monument in Bridgehampton, another at the famous Perelman Pond Pinch, where the road comes through south of the airport, and another under all of Main Street in East Hampton. There would be no tickets given out for speeding or other poor driving on my Montauk Highway. Instead, after a full-scale monitoring by surveillance cameras, certificates of accomplishment would be handed out to those who went the whole distance without doing anything wrong. Finally, no signage would be allowed anywhere except for uplifting and encouraging signage telling motorists, "Yes, you can do it," "Keep up the good work" and so forth and so on. All signage would have to be approved by the Dan-Montauk Highway Signage Panel, which I would appoint. Driving down Montauk Highway would be a very different experience if I owned it. I think it would be much improved. What do you think? Quogue (continued from previous page) 1195875 newspaper that village mayors are given wide berth in how they run their communities in the state of New York. Town supervisors, who represent far more people, are held to strict standards. But mayors, short of taking all the taxpayers' money out of the village safe and walking down the street with it in a laundry basket, can do as they please. They are free to appoint relatives, harass the neighbors of relatives--which was done in Southampton Village not long ago--and otherwise run their little fiefdoms without interference from above. All that said, it is interesting to note that the current mayor of Quogue, George Motz, was photographed last week leaving the courthouse in Central Islip with his wife, Village Justice Kittric Motz, the both of them looking very unhappy after he had pled guilty to fraud. He has made no plea bargain. And it is okay with him that in pleading guilty, he lost his right to appeal. He faces a conviction that could bring 25 years in prison. Experts say he will probably serve half that. On the surface, the fraud has nothing to do with his vacation home or residency in Quogue. Motz makes his money on Wall Street by buying and selling stocks for his clients. He heads up the firm of Melhado, Flynn & Associates and, apparently, between November 2000 and June 2005, he stole money from his clients by, for example, buying 100 stocks in the morning but listing the buyer as "to be assigned before the end of the day," then waiting, seeing which stocks performed the best and writing in his name on those that did. The other, not-so-good transactions, he assigned to his clients. There's a name for this in the world of brokerage houses. It is called "cherry picking," because it is so easy to do. Just delay filling in the name of the buyer. A broker can do that. Using this method, a person can be a whiz at picking stocks that go up. According to the investigation, during one period Motz bought 204 stocks in the "morning," and by the end of the day 202 of them went up. The other two were apparently either clerical errors or for window dressing. When this sham was finally exposed, Motz was indicted not only for defrauding his clients out of $1.4 million--enough to buy an estate in Quogue--but also for putting down the wrong times of day to accommodate the cherry picking, which is considered forging public documents. Motz, when first charged, was outraged. "We have the facts on our side. If it goes to trial, we (continued on page 26) DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 17 www.danshamptons.com 1195744 DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 18 www.danshamptons.com Homecoming (continued from page 15) ing at Southampton Town Hall, I was told that a particular farmer's wife, objecting angrily to the suddenly astronomic real estate taxes she and her husband could not afford, threw a plucked chicken at the town supervisor. I wrote about this for the next issue. I thought it was neat. But after the paper came out, one of our writers said she had been at that meeting, and that the farmer's wife had not thrown a plucked chicken--she had handed the town supervisor a stuffed duck on a stand and told him to keep it on his desk to remind him of what the Hamptons was all about. The writer said I should write a correction. I said I would not. The plucked chicken was a better story, and that was that. Thus was a new philosophy of journalism brought to life. Newspapers are not fact on the front page and opinion on the editorial page. All articles, even the "fact" articles, are opinion because everybody has an axe to grind. I've lived my whole career following the Plucked Chicken School of Journalism. My readers know that in everything I write, the facts might not be quite right, but it's the way I see things. It's personal journalism, and if you ask me, we don't have enough of that in America. I also talked during my speech about something remarkable that had happened at the University of Rochester in my senior year, just after I'd started Dan's Papers back home. I had gone back to take the reins of UGH, the school humor magazine, only to find that the three-times-a-week newspaper of record for the college was running a humor column of its own--and demanding that UGH be shut down for being a filthy, disgusting and irreverent rag that was a discredit to the school. I was stunned. And when we published our first issue of the year, they said it was worse than ever. The finance board would meet in a few weeks. It was suggested that the finance board vote not to fund future UGHs. Funding for humor should go to the newspaper. I soon found out that the motives of the newspaper were quite different from the moral stance they were taking. They had three rooms on the second floor of the student union, and were bursting at the seams. Adjacent to these rooms was a former janitor's closet that had become UGH's office. The issue was really our office. They wanted it for a dark room. I saw no alternative but to strike back. We secretly hooked up with the newspaper's printer in downtown Rochester and, one night, put together a rogue issue of the newspaper. At six the next morning, when the printer brought to campus the REAL issue, we were waiting with our rogue issue. The printer left the usual hundreds of bundles in different bins, and after the delivery people drove away, we replaced theirs with ours. THAT was what everybody would read that morning. Our fake issue had many stories in it that were not true, but could be mistaken for true. We said we'd changed our minds about UGH. It should stay. One editorial, written by a "junior staffer," said that the regular editor in chief of the paper had been stealing money from the newspaper in vast quantities and that "since she is over 18, she will be punished for her crimes and probably have to go to jail." The editorial ended by saying the full details of her crimes would be revealed in the next issue. Our main front-page story was that the school was immediately going on a tri-semester system. This was announced by the president of the university himself, and we had a picture of him to prove it. With the tri-semester system, the long three-month break in the summertime, when the students' brains were not in use, would be reduced to just the month of August. The school went nuts. People got into fistfights. Women screamed. The clerks and secretaries in the administration building went on strike and went home. Chairs were thrown in the faculty lounge. The entire telephone system in the city of Rochester went down for four hours. Terrified, we fled campus. We went to a pizzeria in a shabby section of town a few miles away and spent the next four hours drinking beer, listening to the jukebox, keeping our heads down and making sculptures by melting plastic spoons, knives and forks together with matches. I got in a lot of trouble. I was tried before the student judicial board, which, quite by coincidence, had been established at the university just a few months before. I was their first customer I was convicted of lying to the finance board (continued on page 28) DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 19 www.danshamptons.com Trial Looms Regarding Death by Taser in Southampton in 2006 By Dan Rattiner Sometime next month, a matter will come to trial at the U. S. District Court in Islip regarding the multi-million-dollar claims made by the family of David Glowczenski of Southampton, who died after being shocked with a Taser nine times in that village five years ago. Glowczenski's parents called police on February 4, 2004 to say that their son David, age 35, was walking the streets yelling and screaming at people. Glowczenski was well known in town. He suffered from schizophrenia, and even on his meds sometimes acted out like this. In the old days, police would have arrived with a grappling net and thrown it over him. Nowadays, we have something cleaner and neater. It is the Taser, patented and built by Taser International in Scottsdale, Arizona, that can fire a dart into a person from 20 feet away. Attached to the dart is a wire that can hit you with a brief shock of 20,000 volts. It will knock you to the floor. However, sometimes Tasers are misused. Up close and personal, they can be placed against the body and fired as a stun gun without the dart. When this happens, the result is the same, but under certain circumstances, if the stun is directly on the chest over the heart, a person can be killed. This is what may have happened that day. Glowczenski struggled with officers; the report said later that several of them were "pushed" and they responded by firing Taser darts at Glowczenski and knocking him down. Some witnesses say police stunned him even after they handcuffed him, while he was on the ground. The police report went lightly on the tasing. It said Glowczenski was tased just three times. No mention was made of stunning. And the coroner's report said he died from "acute exhaustive mania due to schizophrenia." The family was not satisfied, however. A second autopsy was performed. It showed that Glowczenski had nine bruises on his body that had been caused by electric shocks, which only occur when the Taser is used in stun-gun mode. Glowczenski also had crushed testicles and several broken ribs. Sometime later, a Southampton police officer who was not on the scene, Ed Broich, told this reporter that the method of subduing was indeed by stun and not by the Taser setting with which they were trained (officers are tased in training to show them how it feels), and that the officers were instructed to do this by higher-ups on the scene without calling headquarters, as is usually required. The lawsuit seeks $75 million from Southampton Village and co-defendents Suffolk County and the Suffolk County Police. Also being sued, for $55 million, is Taser International, the manufacturer of the weapon, which last year posted sales nationally of $95 million and which proudly has just announced a new contract to provide their product to airport security officers around the country. It has taken five years to get this matter to trial. The wheels turn slowly. In the interval, the (continued on page 26) Taser Deaths ANOTHER SIDE OF THE JAMES JONES FAMILY SAGA By T.J. Clemente It's not everyday that you read a gripping, true story and then have the opportunity to call the author to discuss it. But in the process of reading and reviewing Come, My Darling, Come, A Memoir (published by Amereon House) by Michael Mosolino, nephew of From Here to Eternity author James Jones, that's exactly what happened. Mosolino, who owns and operates The Deli Counter Fine Foods and catering business in Southampton and is a well-known chef starring in his own television series, "A Culinary Experience," takes one completely by surprise with this memoir. It all starts in a Pennsylvania town near Three Mile Island, where Mosolino grew up with his sister and three brothers. His mother was an alcoholic and his father a philandering salesman who came home one day with the woman who would be his new wife, and gave the kids 15 minutes to pack up and go with him. Mosolino's sister stayed with the mother; Michael and his brothers moved to Florida with the father and stepmother. Soon, the brothers left that home; Michael stayed. Things went further south for Mosilino's father, who became the captain of a charter boat, where Michael lived for a time before deciding to go it on his own. He was 11 years old. What follows is the story of a homeless boy's efforts for the next five years to survive on his own. The book courageously addresses spousal abuse, alcohol abuse, abandonment and sexual abuse. With a story straight out of Dickens, Come, My Darling, Come is a quilted epic of guilt, love, reconnection and survival that connects the importance of simple kindness of strangers: The diner waitress and the WinnDixie manager who gave a young boy a job and a chance. The influence of a pretty female co(continued on next page) DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 20 www.danshamptons.com The Sheltered Islander By Sally Flynn Family Saga (continued from previous page) What's a Little Zoning Variance Between Neighbors? UNIONTOWN, PA. � A Pennsylvania Civil War buff faces a felony charge for accidentally firing a two-pound cannonball through the wall of his neighbor's home... The cannonball, about two inches in diameter, ricocheted and hit the neighbor's home about 400 yards away, smashing through a window and a wall before landing in a closet. Police say nobody was hurt. "Hi, Mrs. Lowry? It's Sharon the babysitter. Um, there's a problem. You know your neighbor, Mr. Maser, the man who you were saying just moved to the Island from Pennsylvania? Well, he's a Civil War buff and he likes to do that reenactment stuff... the police just told me when they got here... no, they're busy with him right now, but I can tell you what happened. Okay, we were all watching Wall-E on the kids' TV when, BOOM! There was this huge explosion. I jumped up and there was this big hole in the kitchen over the counter ...It was a cannonball, Mrs. Lowry... no, a real cannonball. Please don't scream, Mrs. Lowry. I heard the man tell the police he makes them himself. Hello? Mrs. Lowry? Yes, the man next door, he shot off a cannon... yes, I'm sure a cannon is against some Island ordinance, but I don't know about that stuff. Anyway, it came through the wall in the kitchen... no, none of the appliances got shot... but it kept going through the wall on the opposite side and into yours and Mrs. Lowry's (continued on page 25) worker who introduced a new view of spirituality. Through it all, Mosolino communicates the importance of selfreliance and righteousness. The change of fate for Mosolino, and the title of the book, came from words spoken to the lost 16-year-old boy by his aunt, Gloria Jones. Hearing of his uncle's death, Mosolino made a collect call to Aunt Gloria, who lived in Sagaponack with her own children. (In fact in recent months there have been sparks of controversy between Mosolino and his cousin, Gloria's daughter Kaylie Jones, who wrote her own version of the family story called Lies My Mother Never Told Me. According to Mosolino, Jones made some errors that have inflamed him to the extent that he has begun a court case.) Mosolino feared his aunt wouldn't accept charges for his call, but in fact she told him to stay put, and within an hour a man appeared with cash and a plane ticket to New York. Thus, teenage Mosolino was sprung from Florida street urchin to Hamptons house guest, in the midst of chichi parties with the likes of George Plimpton, Irwin Shaw and Bobby Van. He went to and graduated from East Hampton High School, and that's where this story ends. When I spoke to Mosolino about gaps in the story and unanswered questions (such as the fate of his siblings) he revealed that a second installment of his memoirs is in the works. Talking to Mosolino the businessowner was a bit of a disconnect compared to reading the words of Mosolino the author. In writing, the successful entrepreneur exposes humble, vulnerable experiences that would most likely not be shared in a phone conversation. Now a father of a young boy, the happily married Mosolino is grateful that, even after all the abuse he experienced at the hands of a rebellious Italian father, he can still take his son down the same ski runs in the hills of Pennsylvania that he went on with his brothers, as his elderly father watched from the side. For a man without a preponderance of formal education--namely, a huge gap of six years-- Mosolino has a gift for storytelling and putting his thoughts and recollections into language that leaves a lasting impression. The book, which also includes recipes after each chapter, is serious literature in a way that surprises the reader. Mosolino's story is not typical--it isn't even logical. But it is an American story too often lived yet rarely told: The story of homeless children on the street alone, struggling to survive. Mosolino finds the angel of redemption in the form of Aunt Gloria, a Hamptons socialite who takes him from the street to the fine-laced living of the social elite. Yet he must struggle with the gaps in his upbringing and ability to cope in a world he never knew existed. Come, My Darling, Come by Michael Mosolino is a good read, an emotional read and an important read. Schedule Now For Fall Clean-Ups Call For Tree Pruning & Removal >> VALUE DAYS Take advantage RIRXU APR financing and other great offers! smart Tree & Plant Health Care Organic Tick & Mosquito Control � Free Estimates There has never been a better time to own a smart fortwo, engineered by Mercedes-Benz. 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But for at least one entire generation, the East End has become The Hamptons--an area that has taken on less of a rural and more of a suburban look and feel. Wide swaths of potato fields have given way to subdivisions. In the last several decades, since the boom in the `80s, towns have been playing catch-up with zoning codes, trying to stave off overdevelopment and further congestion. Yet, if Southampton Mayor Mark Epley has his way, residents in that Village will be able to hunt down deer with a bow and arrow--in their own backyards. Epley thinks, somewhat rightfully so, that deer, with their Lyme-diseased ticks and penchant for darting out in front of moving vehicles, are a health threat. And a resident with a hunting license shooting arrows toward other properties is ... what? A boon to public health? rent law are at odds. Forget nuisance deer. Epley is suggesting we do away with that nuisance code. [Scene opens. A knock at the door.] Woman opens door. Man in Prada suit and Gucci loafers stands before her with briefcase in one hand, bow and quiver of golden arrows in the other. "Hi, I'm your neighbor. The deer are devastating my flowerbeds. Mind if I try to take one down? I probably won't hit the kids--I took archery at Duke. Here's my petition." Sign on the dotted line? I think not. According to The Southampton Press, if deer hunting was allowed in the Village, it would most likely not happen around the Hospital. That's even more faulty logic. If you're going to allow it anywhere in the Village, the best place is near the hospital. After all, hunting near the emergency room would save the financially burdened town all those ambulance fees. Don't want to shoot a deer? How about a turkey? From November 21-25, from sunrise to sunset, residents with a state sporting Illustraion: Lianne Alcone (continued on page 22) I've never been hit by an arrow, but I have been hit by a tick. Mae West said, "I've been rich and I've been poor. Believe me, rich is better." Believe me, it has to be better to take a round of antibiotics to get rid of that ungainly rash than to yank an arrowhead out of your thigh. The current law in Southampton states that weapons can't be shot within 500 feet of a dwelling, roadway or building. But homeowners who establish a hardship can get a nuisance permit to shoot deer within a 500foot radius of their own homes, if all neighbors agree. 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"We've listened carefully to the needs of our clients, and feel strongly that we provide them with the financial services they require by working with the biggest and best in the business, Wells Fargo," said Dottie Herman, PDE president and CEO. "With this joint venture, our clients will enjoy the ability to obtain a mortgage directly from our affiliate, DE Capital Mortgage, with competitive rates, hightouch service, a broad product line and convenience." This bold relationship move is part of an attempt to help the prospective customer. The DE Capital Mortgage and PDE websites are filled with all manner of guides to meet the needs of homebuyers. In fact, title insurance, home insurance, flood insurance, life insurance and even car insurance options are now offered to buyers, based on the premise that providing sound advice helps expedite the pending sale. Free consultation is also offered, along with tips on the latest trends in getting timely, affordable home mortgages. 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So, just in time for Thanksgiving, you too can take down a bird at Barcelona Neck State Park near Sag Harbor, West Tiana Cooperative area, Sarnoff Pine Barrens Preserve and Westhampton Management area. The turkey shoot's a done deal. Deer hunting in the Village is up for debate--let the mayor know if you're against it. Otherwise, you and your kids and guests can watch a lovely doe drink from a neighbor's birdbath and, WHAM! A buck in the yard, or turkey in the bush? What's your pleasure? Either way, they're both sitting ducks. DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 23 www.danshamptons.com would not be necessary for us to provide him with the plans. He found several weaknesses by poking the subway's underside with a stick. He advised me to have parts of the subway system propped up with two by fours until safety people and construction workers could rebuild those places, but he did not mention any particular spots by name. He then thanked me again for the tour. A nice man, and very honest, everything considered. I am now off to Washington for a debriefing with Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and General Stanley A. McChrystal, who is flying in from Kabul to join us. The souvenir book, One Year on the Hampton Subway, is selling well at all BookHampton stores throughout the Hamptons. Get your copy today. It's only $18.48, which with tax comes to $20.01. We tried making it come out to exactly $20, but we couldn't do it, was the problem. By Dan Rattiner Week of October 25-31, 2009 Riders this week: 6,411 Rider miles this week: 82,099 DOWN IN THE TUBE Sarah Jessica Parker, Martha Stewart, Jimmy Buffett, Jerry Seinfeld, Cindy Adams and violinist Itzhak Perlman sat together while heading eastbound from Southampton last Wednesday. They were going, they said, to a private party. They wouldn't tell us where it was, but they got off in Amagansett. EMERGENCY WARNING CHANGED Riders of the subway system should note that beginning next Friday, the signal to evacuate the subways and the signal announcing "all clear" are changing. Until now, one toot from the subway horn meant evacuate, two toots meant all clear. After next Friday, two toots will mean evacuate and one toot will mean all clear. We are making this change as a result of orders from the Department of Homeland Security. KIM JONG IL HERE Kim Jong Il, the Supreme Leader of North Korea, was entertained by the steel band Vivian and the Merry Makers when he arrived at Gabreski Airport in Westhampton last Thursday to tour the Hampton Subway System. He came direct from Pyongyang aboard his Aeroflot J-717. Members of his honor guard, who arrived earlier aboard another aircraft, lined the runway in their smart white uniforms, plumed hats and machine guns at the ready. A South Koreanmade black limousine, a Hyundai Octozoom, took him to the subway entrance, the steps of which were festooned with white orchids. He and his entourage toured the entire system, all 16 stops, getting off briefly at each to tap on the walls and, in two instances, the ceilings. Nearly 200 North Korean flags lined every tunnel. Il, who it has been believed might be ill, appeared in excellent health in this, his first appearance in the West in 40 years. He spoke to Subway Commissioner Aspinall, and they shook hands vigorously at the end of the tour. Through an interpreter, Il said he had thought the Hampton Subway might be the perfect model for a Pyongyang Subway he was considering building under that fair city, one strong enough to allow the citizenry to survive an American nuclear attack, but in fact, after the tour, he felt differently. Il left at two p.m. after a small lunch of figs and sliced Kobe beef with the commissioner. COMMISSIONER ASPINALL'S WEEKLY MESSAGE I was privileged to spend much of last Thursday with North Korean Strongman Kim Jong Il as I accompanied him in a tour of the Hampton Subway from Westhampton Beach to Montauk. I can tell you from personal experience that he is a nice man with a pleasant smile, and although he doesn't look you in the eye when he talks to you, he doesn't look at his shoes either. He looks sort of sideways. He promised me that he would never, ever drop a nuclear bomb on any American city as long as he was in power. His nuclear bombs are merely for defense, he told me. I looked deep into his eyes (he did glance at me for a moment), and I could see he was telling the truth. He then told me he feared a nuclear attack from America, and I laughed and assured him this was not the case as I personally knew our government's intentions, and that is not what we have in mind. We did once drop a big bomb out that way, but that is another story. He was sorry to say that he was disappointed in the construction of the subway, and that it 1199548 DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 24 www.danshamptons.com # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # Anna Throne-Holst For Southampton Town Supervisor NEW APPROACH. LASTING SOLUTIONS. Endorsed and Supported by New York State Assemblyman Fred Thiele "It's been my privilege to work with Anna while she's been on the Town Board, in the short amount of time she's been at Town Hall, she's done so much. We've forged a great working relationship, and I look forward to working with her on bigger and better things." New York State Independence Party Chairman, Frank Mackay "Anna Throne-Holst will make a wonderful supervisor. She's a special person and provides a clear alternative to the current supervisor for Republican voters." SHP, July 23, 2009 Southampton Town PBA "The record you have amassed as Councilwoman regarding support for law enforcement, employee rights, tax payer concerns and fiscal responsibility speaks for itself. As President, I realize not all decisions made by politicians will be favorable or well received by our members but with a Supervisor candidate like you; at least your door will always be open to hear our concern and that is what our members seek in a politician. When this PBA offered to save the town resident's over a million dollars through negotiations, you asked where do we begin?" PBA, Endorsement Letter, July, 2009 Congressman Tim Bishop "Anna has consistently demonstrated the skills Southampton needs. We need someone who can build consensus. Anna can build consensus. We need someone who can solve problems. Anna is a problem solver. And, we need someone, like Anna, who can focus on what is right and is not encumbered by party position." Long Island Builders Institute LIBI A, C or E A - Democratic C - Independent E - Working Families Please Vote for Anna on Lines "The East End Chapter of LIBI is pleased to offer our endorsement to you as Supervisor for the Town of Southampton. Your demonstrated expertise and experience will benefit the Town. Unfortunately, today the hallmark of politics seem to be the polarization of the extremes at the expense of solutions. We are encouraged by your commitment to open dialogue and pursuit of workable solutions. We look forward to being a part of those discussions." LIBI, Endorsement Letter, Sept, 2009 Long Island Environmental Voters Forum "LIEVF is non-partisan. We select the candidates most likely to advance environmental protection, regardless of party affiliation. Throne-Holst must be elected if Southampton is to replace a dysfunctional government, unable to manage its finances..." LI Environmental Voters Forum - Priority Endorsement Southampton Town CSEA "The time to effectuate change is now. Working together, communicating and compromising is the way to attain that goal. Anna Throne-Holst is the only leader who has shown herself capable of leading this charge." Pete Collins, President, Southampton Town CSEA Paid for by Anna Throne-Holst for Supervisor Vote For Southampton Town's Future, November 3 1193590 DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 25 www.danshamptons.com Sheltered (continued from page 20) Art Commentary by Marion Wolberg Weiss Non-fiction films used to have a bad reputation, but many have gained international recognition recently. And well they should. Good documentaries are art forms with their own conventions and rules; they could easily take their place alongside many fictional movies. Hats off to the Hamptons International Film Festival for honoring such art forms from its inception 17 years ago (including Hoop Dreams and last year's Herb and Dorothy). This year's Learning From Light: The Vision of I.M. Pei not only continues the festival's commitment but also joins the ranks of very few noteworthy documentaries featuring architects, like the one about Louis Kahn made by his son. The film has many purposes. First, I.M. Pei, at 92, might not be designing more buildings (like Paris' Pyramide du Louvre and Washington's East Wing of the National Gallery) after the one featured in this documentary. Yet Pei's Museum of Islamic Art in Qatar is not just an homage to him, but a celebration of Islamic architecture. American viewers join Pei and director/writer Bo Landin in their fantastic journey of discovery. Learning From Light effectively mixes these diverse objectives in equal measure as we experience both Pei's thirst for the meaning of Islamic architecture and its practical application to the Museum's design and construction. The director's arresting images and moving camera, and Yo-Yo Ma's enthralling music support such expe- bathroom... yea, through the tile, I know it was new, it was very pretty... Anyway, it was pretty loud and the kids got really scared. No, the police are busy with the guy and they're all over the house taking pictures of the damage. They said to tell you they'll talk to you in a little bit. Yeah, but wait Mrs. Lowry, it gets worse... please don't yell at me. I'm just trying to tell you... Oh, hi again, Mrs. Lowry. You took a Xanax? That's good. Do you have any you can give Mr. Lowry?... Yeah, well, he'll need them soon. After the cannonball went through the kitchen and the wall to your bathroom, it landed in Mr. Lowry's closet... no, the gun closet. I know he got that new gun for deer this year. Well, I don't know one gun from another Mrs. Lowry, but two of them are busted in pieces and two are all right. Maybe you shouldn't tell him until you get home... Hello? Mr. Lowry??? Yes, it landed in your gun closet. I just told Mrs. Lowry. One of the policemen said you were gonna be really upset when you got home and that they should take the other guns out of the house so you don't shoot the guy. The cop said your permit got shot, too. Well, I don't know if it was in your lucky hunting vest, Mr. Lowry. I just heard the cop laugh and say, `Damn, he got the permit, too!' Okay, you're on your way, I'll tell the police. Oh, and Mr. Lowry? The kids and I are all right, just in case anyone asks." Documentaries riences with great clarity and understanding. One favorite scene is the opening montage where sweeping deserts, a majestic sunset and dripping water establish ambience while evoking the nature of Islamic architecture. Pei says: "Sun and desert define the essence of Islamic architecture, rather than the opulence of Alhambra." How To Live Longer is an entirely different kind of documentary, although it conforms to the traditional conventions: recording events as they happen by the people actually involved. No actors, no scripts. In some ways, this film is similar to Learning From Light, representing a personal journey by director Mark Wexler. Motivated by his mother's recent death, Wexler sets out to explore the subject of death and dying with a focus on living longer. Non-serious and serious episodes are mixed together: a funeral directors convention with a Marilyn Monroe look-alike; a high school class that studies aging by going to a rest home; and examinations of rejuvenation therapies, like laughter yoga. The most moving segments feature interviews with people over 100, including a 122-year-old woman. These individuals appear physically and mentally alert and serve as powerful inspirations, dismissing stereotypes of feeble elderly people with dementia. Director Wexler's personal involvement in his documentary is also inspiring as he comes to terms with his mother's death. Should You Stay With Empire Or Should You Switch? Situation: So far there is no settlement between Empire and our local hospitals. Solution: Call us now to find out what your options are! You are under no contractual obligation to wait until your renewal! Our staff is ready to assist you in any way that we can. We are here to do what works for your business 631-369-0888 Washwick Agency, Inc. 1196664 The 860 E. Main Street � Riverhead, New York 11901 1195852 Karl Washwick DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 26 www.danshamptons.com Taser (continued from page 19) following has happened: A lab working with Tasers in stun mode determined that the effect on humans is far greater than originally thought, because Taser International had tested it primarily on pigs. Pig hearts are about the same size as human hearts, but their chest walls are 10 times thicker. When the lab reduced the chest-wall size of pigs to that of humans, they were able to kill them with a Taser stun to the chest wall. A YouTube video appeared, showing a woman with a shopping bag leaving a supermarket. When an alarm went off by the front door, she was told to stop by an officer and did not, she was felled with the Taser dart. You can see groceries going all over. Brian Platt, one of the police officers who tased Glowczenski, went on paid leave after claiming he suffered a shoulder injury in the encounter. In June, he filed a $9 million lawsuit against the village, claiming he was owed that due to emotional upset and police department negligence in having a superior officer order him to stun Glowczenski with his Taser. Ed Broich was dismissed from the force for allowing an on-duty officer who reported to him to go off for pizza. Broich continued to actively talk about activities at the force, completely in violation of the supposed "blue wall" that is supposed to keep officers silent, and when he filed a lawsuit against the town, he was countersued and lost his pension. He then ran for village mayor and, last month, lost that race. The Arizona Republic, a daily newspaper in America's Propane Company If a propane company offers a super low price, and they offer to fill your tank the same day, think about this: At AmeriGas the first step is a complete safety inspection of your propane system; we are going to give you a great price, but first and foremost, we will ensure that you, your home and your family are safe...which is our #1 Priority. And there is no charge for this. Zero. There are so many local and national codes, you need the piece of mind knowing your company has professional, trained service techs at your service 24/7. Yes, we are a big national company, but I guarantee you as an AmeriGas customer, you will be treated like part of our family. Phoenix, began monitoring Taser-related deaths on the internet. Between 2000 and 2005, they reported 167 Taser-related deaths around the country. Glowczenski's is one of them. On September 24, 2008, another man suffering from schizophrenia was out on a fire escape in New York City shouting, cursing and swinging a light bulb on an electrical cord. He was also naked. After failing to talk this man down, the officer in charge, Michael Pigott, ordered officer Nick Marchesona to fire a Taser at him from the ground. The Taser hit its mark and the man, Iman Morales, fell two stories to his death on the sidewalk. Pigott should've ordered an inflatable to be put below the man before having him tased. Afterwards, the New York City police department officials, under pressure to do something, openly criticized Officer Pigott, a well decorated Lieutenant. Then they transferred him to a desk job and took his badge and gun away. A month later, Officer Pigott, a resident of Sayville, Long Island with a wife and three children, drove to the Emergency Services Unit Command Center in Brooklyn and, using another officer's revolver, shot and killed himself. He left a note. Dear Sue, Rob, Mikey and Liz: I love you all. I'm sorry for the mess!! I was trying to protect my guys that day! I ordered Nick Marchesona to fire the Taser! I can't bear to lose my family and go to jail. Michael Pigott Last Tuesday, Officer Pigott's wife Susan filed a lawsuit against the New York Police Department claiming that the department had driven him to suicide. * * * When they tell you to remove your shoes at the airport security check, remove your shoes. * * * You can make a pretty good case that we ought to bring back grappling nets. All it takes is a phone call... Quogue (continued from page 16 ) Also, check out our "New Customer Special Pricing" and our "Guaranteed Pricing Program", where the customer can lock into a price for a year. Hours: Monday-Friday � 8-5pm � Saturday by Appt. 915 W. 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He hired his wife as the one and only village judge. Any psychologist would consider this a classic case. You are breaking the law? Get others to adhere strictly to the law as a sort of atonement. Motz, free to treat the citizenry in this town any way he wanted, chose this course of action for some, but not others. The others, of course, got to be on the mayor's "side." And there were, I think, enough of them to get him constantly reelected. We Quogians want our village free of any behavior that might disturb its peace and tranquility, and we will have it with an iron hand. It was a winner at the polls. We hope there will now be a new winner at the polls: the people themselves. DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 27 www.danshamptons.com Best Thing for Housing Values? Less Housing By David Lion Rattiner The Community Preservation Fund in both East Hampton and Southampton has worked out to be one of the most brilliant and important accomplishments in the history of both towns. In 1998, East Hampton, Southampton, Riverhead, Shelter Island and Southold obtained from the New York State Legislature the right to levy a two-percent real estate transfer tax on land and housing sales. The transfer tax is paid by the buyer on any amount exceeding $250,000. Since its inception, over 10,000 acres of land has been preserved on the East End, including 40% of the 70 square miles of East Hampton. The result has been a two-fold bonus. The first is that development is curtailed in these areas, allowing more open space to be enjoyed by all. The second benefit is for current landowners, as preservation increases property value. If fewer condos and duplexes are built, home inventory is limited and value goes up. In the last two years, the CPF has been crippled because of the sub-prime mortgage debacle and economic slump nationwide, since its coffers are fed by proceeds from real estate transactions. In both Southampton and East Hampton, the Town Boards planned much of their budgets around an increase or status quo in CPF funds. Both now have to make tough decisions to reduce spending, and pretty much the last thing on the minds of anybody is spending CPF monies. But there is still open space to protect, so what's a town to do? Well, many are unaware of this, but Suffolk County also stows money away for purchases of open land. The money comes from sales tax revenues reserved for open space preservation. Last week the County stepped in to help preserve land. Suffolk County Legislator Jay Schneiderman recently announced that a 23.8-acre farm located off of Scuttle Hole Road, that's currently listed for sale will, be bought by the Town of Southampton and Suffolk County, which is footing 90% of the bill. Even though CPF money is down, land is still being preserved. Schneiderman is voicing his concern about how increasingly difficult it is to preserve land on the East End, specifically on the South Fork where prices are so high. Schneiderman explains, "Everybody understands the importance of land preservation, but I do see future problems because there are limited funds. More people are saying, `Hey if we spend the money there, we'll have less money elsewhere and at the same time we're taking property off of the tax rolls.'" East End preservation has another ally: the Peconic Land Trust, a non-profit organization dedicated to preserving land and responsible for 10,000 acres of preservation on Long Island. Often confused with the CPF, the PLT is a separate, privately funded organization. Recently, $37,000 in grants was awarded to the Southampton-based organization from the New York State Department of Environmental Conservation and the Land Trust Alliance. The first grant will go toward updating baseline documentation and management plans for the Trust's conservation easements and preserves in accordance with Land Trust Standards and Practices, known as the Peconic Land Trust Stewardship Plan. The second grant will go toward a sustainable agriculture education program at the 23-acre Charnews Farm, known as the Charnews Farm Outreach Project. Unlike the CPF and the County's funds, PLT funds have nothing to do with taxes. But because many people understand the value of land preservation and donate to the pot, PLT is a powerful organization. The economic climate combined with that confusion is making fundraising more challenging. John Halsey, President of the Peconic Land Trust, announced the news about the grants. It is a real testament to the hard work local politicians Fred Thiele, Marc Alessi and Senator Ken LaValle do to ensure that the gorgeous landscapes of our area stay that way. Halsey says, "The significance of the CPP grants is that New York State is supporting many land trusts (there are about 90 throughout the state) with transactions, new programs, capacity-building, technical assistance, etc. While the grants are modest, they can often be leveraged by land trusts... so when times are tough from a fund raising perspective, these grants can be very helpful. The CPF and the Suffolk County Legislature are responsible for some of the most successful preservation projects, but if you'd like to get more information about the Peconic Land Trust, make a private donation or learn how to get involved, visit www.peconiclandtrust.org, or call 631-2833195. EVERYTHING OVER A MILLION Sales Between 08/17/2009 The most reliable source for real estate information Now Available! w Accurate, up-to-date, affordable, on-line information about all real estate transactions in your community. 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AMAGANSETT Maria Eugenia Pessino to Dina Burg, 41 Deep Wood Lane, 1,360,000 Estate of Reed M Roberts to Wayne Nathan, 23 Old Montauk Highway, 1,250,000 and 9/26/2009 RIVERHEAD SAG HARBOR Michael L Delea to County of Suffolk, Sound Avenue, 5,040,000 Paul & Kristin Davey to Mary Rooney, 342 Old Sag Harbor Road, 1,600,000 BRIDGEHAMPTON Henry D Cavanna to Scott & Kristin Fine,160 Surfside Drive, 6,600,000 Kari Easton to Maria E Mendez, 62 Bridgefield Road, 3,625,000 Edward M Lederman to Daniel O'Sullivan, 11 Farm Field Road, 3,225,000 SHELTER ISLAND William J Weinstock to James S Corl, 5 Winthrop Road, 5,000,000 Edward M Kratt to John Basnage De Beauval, 54 Manhanset Rd,1,065,000 EAST HAMPTON SOUTHAMPTON SOUTHOLD Darlene Bartoletta to Anna Casalino, 40 Hampton Place, 1,300,000 Jean & Celine El Khoury to Andrew Lucas Van Praag, 10 Noelles Lane, 1,750,000 William David Tobin to Anthony Falk, 110 Bull Path, 1,670,000 Richard & Denise Sarcona to Michael Beerman,1 Halsey Path, 3,260,000 Anita & Alan Sosne to James R & Heather W Miller,104 Wooley St,1,685,000 HAMPTON BAYS MONTAUK Robert J Dier to Teressa T & Jonathan P Wendell, 355 Terry Lane 1,250,000 Kevin J Gilvary (Referee) to Citibank, 151 North Road, 1,049,157 Jorge O Mariscal to Henchie Holdings LLC, 26 Beech Street, 1,400,000 WATERMILL Jane M Delaire to Rachel & Peter Graham, 340 Rose Hill Road 2,800,000 NORTH SEA WESTHAMPTON 140 Dune Road LLC to Matthew Wolf, 140 Dune Road 2,565,000 Estate of Gretchen Beinecke to Edwin J Beinecke, 172 Scott Road 1,200,000 1 Sales Of Not Quite A Million During This Period1 AMAGANSETT John B McConnachie to Patricia & James Wells, 2087 Montauk Hwy, 765,000 HAMPTON BAYS Flex Development LLC to Genevieve & Daniel Justus, 5 High Road, 550,000 Sean & Candice York to Anamaria Barrasso, 500 Meadow Lane, 845,000 William H & Ann M Lynch to Russell L & Barbara J Salerno,1085 Mill Road, 575,000 BRIDGEHAMPTON CUTCHOGUE MATTITUCK MONTAUK Susan M & Stephen Breitenbach to Anita Sosne, 2316 Main Street, 675,000 Mario Shortino to Patricia M & Joseph M Barkwill, 450 Bay Road, 500,000 EAST HAMPTON Estate of Kay Schick to Springs 8 LLC,194 Woodbine Drive, 675,000 Bernard L Gershon to Stuart A & Hollis B Kaitz, 2 Hedges Banks Drive, 850,000 Nira Gross to Chana Regev, 19 Roberts Lane, 750,000 Carol Netzer to Sidney J Winawer Trust, 41 Huckleberry Lane, 525,000 Susan & Girard A Fox to Kevin & Eileen K McCann,11 Sanger Place, 665,000 RIVERHEAD Riverhead Sound Assoc LLC to Ralph Palamidessi, 475 Stonecrop Rd, 559,900 SAG HARBOR Donna M Deely to Monica C Grady, 24 Cliff Drive, 700,000 EAST QUOGUE SHELTER ISLAND James Jahrsdoerfer Trust to Patricia M Lutkins, 4 Simpson Avenue, 625,000 For more info, call: 631-539-7919 1143168 Visit us at: www.LIRealEstateReport.com Elizabeth Petrillo Feinman to Ed Sturmer, 38 Walker Avenue, 799,000 Matthew H & Desiree Gagliardotto to Linda R McKinnon, 9 Corbett Drive, 720,000 SOUTHAMPTON Gregory E Kraut to Mary Theresa Nadler, 545 Hampton Road, 700,000 John W Maloney to Michael S Sfinas, 124 David Whites Lane, 550,000 GREENPORT Phyllis T Garbe to Lisa Israel, 685 Osprey Nest Road, 970,000 Harriet Propper Trust to David Bofill, 32 Stirling Cove, 775,000 Data Provided by Long Island Real Estate Report DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 28 www.danshamptons.com Twentysomething...By David Lion Rattiner Vicariously It's officially over. It's too cold to go sailing, the boats are coming out of the water and everybody is thinking about what they're going to wear for Halloween. It's the time of year that we all start thinking about going on an adventure or a vacation. Some locals fly south for the winter and run a second business in Key West or some other endless summer location. Others are happy with a trip to Disney World or Jamaica. But by far, the best adventure I've heard about this fall is one my friend Colin Graham has decided to go on. Colin is a 26-year-old writer out here in the Hamptons and everybody seems to know him. About a month ago, be told me about his plan over a drink. "I'm thinking about hitting the high seas," he said. "Like how?" I asked. "Joining the Coast Guard?" "No, man--like becoming a mate on a ship in the fall. I know a lot of people in Sag Harbor that work on ships, and I think I want to do it." I processed this information the way I normally do when somebody tells me that they're going to hike around the world and then write a novel about it. I'll believe it when I see it, I thought. But what I love about Colin is his excitement and enthusiasm whenever he gets an idea in his head. As we left the bar, he had a focus in his eyes unlike any I've ever seen before. A few weeks later, he updated his Facebook status: "Heading for the high seas!" I found myself at his apartment, listening in amazement. He was leaving his steady job to be a mate on a ship for the fall and possibly the winter. He was so into it. He was talking about the ship, what qualifications he needed to pursue, and how he was heading to Maine to meet the captain. At this writing, Colin is casting off from Gloucester, Maine for Charleston, South Carolina, and then the Caribbean. He is one of 11 crewmembers aboard the Spirit of Massachusetts, a sailboat designed for students to study at sea. It is 125 feet long with an 11-foot draft, weighs 90 tons, has 7,000 square feet of sail, a 220-horsepower John Deere engine, and a long-leaf yellow pine and white oak hull. Pretty awesome. The following are some more status updates. "Brushing up on my marine diesel mechanics to prepare for Harvey Gamage next week... making moves all day..." "Back to Sag for the weekend, then off to Gloucester for 4,000 miles of ocean sailing." "Passed our COI from the Coasties! Setting sail for Charleston on Saturday!!! So excited!" "Day off, provisioning for the cold transit and warm weather ahead, meaning buying a pair of Winter Monkey Grips and as much zinc oxide as I can get my hands on! Hopefully seven-eight foot seas won't keep us in port tomorrow, Gloucester is getting F-ing cold!" "Sailing for Charleston on Monday...finally! Warm weather, here I come!" "Sea stow yer stuff, we're casting off today! See you later, Gloucester!!" Sometimes you just got to make a move. It makes life interesting. Homecoming (cont'd from page 18) about how I would use the humor magazine money (by publishing a newspaper instead of a magazine), but the judicial board declined to punish me. They said it was my senior year and to do so would serve no useful purpose. So that was the end of it. After the speech, I was asked to visit the university archives. They had issues of The Campus Times that reported on this prank and its aftermath. They very much wanted me to read some of them, and I did. In one passage of the newspaper, the editors commented on my response to the judicial board about why I had done this. What I had said was I did it to save UGH. Unless this was done, I feared that the newspaper would prevail and that that would be the end of the magazine. I felt the magazine was important to have on the campus. I also mentioned what they had in mind about our little office. In the newspaper, the editors described my response this way: "Mr. Rattiner stated that the flop of the first issue pointed out the need for a second and better issue immediately, in order to bring more people into the UGH organization. `We had to do something if the magazine was to survive,' he said." UGH stayed in business for a number of years after I graduated. The Campus Times never did get the closet. And thus, even at this lowly level, the Plucked Chicken School of Journalism lived on, even though it wasn't until years later that it was properly implemented in a newspaper in the Hamptons. n 2010, Dan's Papers will celebrate its 50th anniversary. For this special occasion, a new logo will be used to mark this milestone. The logo will be used in various ways, such as on Dan's Papers covers, danshamptons.com (Dan's Papers website), merchandise and any other printed or web-based marketing materials. e are fortunate to be surrounded by many creative minds in our communities and have decided to run a logo design contest. To encourage logo design submissions the winning designer will be awarded a prize valued at over $1,000 and featured with their name and a bio box at the bottom of Dan's Papers index page for the entire year. The guidelines for preparing and submitting designs are listed below. I W LOGO DESIGN CONTEST RULES: 1. All submissions must use the current Dan's Papers logo as part of the design 2. All submissions must clearly indicate that its Dan's Papers 50th Anniversary 3. If a tag line is used in the logo design, it must be no longer than five (5) words 4. Logo submitted must be a CMYK high-resolution (300 dpi or higher) image or artwork that can be scanned for reproduction. 5. Logo should be scalable to any size (ex. logo on business cards, about 1.5") without losing any image quality. 6. Artwork must be original, no copyrighted or trademarked material/images can be used. 7. The selected logo becomes property of Dan's Papers and may be used for any purpose determined by Dan's Papers and affiliates. 8. Submissions should be sent as pdf files to firstname.lastname@example.com, or mailed to Dan's Papers office P.O. Box 630, Bridgehampton NY 11932 or 2221 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton, NY 11932 9. All submissions must include the artist's name and contact information and are due by November 30, 2009. 10. A panel of judges appointed by Dan's Papers will choose final logo and contact the winner. The logo will make its debut in the first issue of 2010. 1316521 DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 29 www.danshamptons.com GORDIN'S VIEW ANN LIGUORI GOLF CLASSIC @ THE MAIDSTONE CLUB BARRY GORDIN Len Gallo, Liz Giordano, Tommy John Ann Liguori, Daniel Liguori Gil Hodges Jr., John Linguiti (winner of Taylor Made Golf Clubs & Golf Bag) Mary Skillern, Scott Vallary, Karen Loeffler Ray & Joanne Zarras, Dr. Max Gomez Lynda Packard, Jerry Williams Denise Dolan Mike Elliot, Haresh Tharani, Ann Liguori, Mike Setola IN-SITU 09 @ SURFACE LIBRARY ATELIER & GALLERY David Geiser, James Kennedy Joseph Eschenberg, Bob Bachler Trish Franey, Keith Fiore Daisy Sung, Philip Weyhe YIDDISH THEATER FOLKSBIENE @ HAMPTON SYNAGOGUE RUE MCLANAHAN @ THE HARVARD CLUB Zalmen & Deborah Zlotek Rabbi Avraham, Neima Bronstein Sarah Mlotek, Daniella Rabbani, Maxine Wisenfeld Rue McClanahan DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 30 www.danshamptons.com GORDIN'S VIEW "A THOUSAND MOMS" BENEFIT @ THE CHILDREN'S MUSEUM BARRY GORDIN Marcia Novey, Celia & Frank Iannelli Walter Donway, Robin Shepherd Doug Balog, Fred Elia Steve Long Louise Cardellina, Debbie Martin ALAN ALDA & JOY BEHAR @ BAY STREET THEATRE BENEFIT Tammy Nizzo-Morgan Peter Niedt, Brad Zodikoff CHANNING DAUGHTERS ANNUAL HARVEST FESTIVAL Photo: Kimberly Goff Joy Behar, Alan Alda Joe Pintauro, Greg Theriault Jacqui Perrine, Francesca Channing-Secco, Molly Channing, Sylvia Channing, Rishad Mistri, Isabella Channing, Walter Channing. "LEARNING FROM LIGHT: THE VISION OF I.M. PEI" @ ANNIE'S ORGANIC CAFE Erma Orofino, (Events Director of Annie's Organic Cafe), I.M. Pei Sybil Christopher, Murphy Davis, Joan Copeland Jacky Rumolo, Linda Batiancela "AMERICAN LANDSCAPES" OPENING @ THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM Alicia & Dennis Longwell Betty Birnbaum Jane Wilson Mildred Brinn, Donald Sultan Terrie Sultan (Parrish Director), Jennifer Bartlett, Will Cotton DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 31 www.danshamptons.com Presents the 2009 Congrats to the Winners of 2009! See You at the Party! By Ellen Dioguardi As Tina Turner once sang, "You're simply the best, better than all the rest..." Everyone knows what being the best means and everyone wants to be the best, in some way. It's even nicer if that particular compliment comes, more or less, unsolicited. For those of you reading this who don't know what I'm leading up to (I hope you are few and far between) this week is Dan's Papers Annual Best of the Best issue. What exactly is Dan's Papers Best of the Best? Well, of course it's a marketing tool, let's lay that right on the table. It's an opportunity for Dan's Papers to draw attention to some of the great companies and services out here. It's also a great way for those companies to let the Photo by Tom W. Ratcliffe, III Best of the Best Winners of 2008 community know how much they are valued by Dan's readers and members of our extended community from Manhattan to Montauk. Dan's Papers Best of the Best contest really is something much more. I can say this quite honestly because like everyone, except Dan perhaps, I had a life outside of Dan's Papers at one point. I'm a 25 year resident of this area and having spent a lot of that time in marketing the Best of the Best awards always had high visibility for me. Plus, I really enjoyed voting for my favorite local businesses and seeing who won. I also loved the zany incongruity of it all. One year Billy Joel tied with Judy Carmichael as "Best Entertainer." Nothing against Judy Carmichael, who is a fabulous jazz pianist and wonderful entertainer, but Billy's got more global recognition I'd imagine. I remember seeing at least once when The Lone Sharks tied as Best Band with someone like (I can't exactly remember) The Who. Again, think globally, act (continued on next page) THANK YOU FOR VOTING FOR US! AVAILABLE AT HOCK IN WESTHAMPTON BEACH 115 MAIN ST. � 631-288-1772 � firstname.lastname@example.com 5 2 S r Large New " 14'-8 n jectio Pro NOW OFFERING FIXED FRAME SERVICES Take Down/Removal & Storage � Call for an Estimate Thank you Dan's Readers for your vote 631-287-6080 CALL CAROL OR BILLY DUFFY 888-AWNING-8 FOR A FREE ESTIMATE Custom door and window awnings. Residential and commercial. We accept MasterCard, Visa and American Express 1316886 1193300 www.EastEndAwning.com IF YOU CAN'T COME TO US WE WILL BRING THE BEST FITTING JEANS TO YOU!!!! DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 32 www.danshamptons.com Presents the 2009 Best of the Best Congrats to the Winners Photo by Tom W. Ratcliffe, III (continued from previous page) Best of the Best Winners, 2008 locally seems to have come into play. The Lone Sharks now win pretty regularly in the Best Local Band category, which I'm sure is just fine with them. The Best of the Best has given local residents and visitors alike the chance to see who their neighbors feel is The Best: hairstylist, plumber, dog groomer or bagel maker. Oh, and let me tell you the votes for Best Bagel goes on for pages. Best of the Best has also given everyone a chance to have some fun. Interior Exterior for Voting Us BEST of the BEST THANK YOU in Dan's Papers & the North Fork LIC. Take the person who voted for Renee Zellweger in every category this year. I can just imagine them at their computer chuckling away as they typed in Renee Zellweger as best masseuse, hair colorist and yes, dog groomer. We also get a lot of very clever replies like all those readers who filled in, "don't they already know" for Best Physic, or "M80" for Best Deer Deterrent. Entertaining, informative, eye opening, Dan's Papers Best of the Best is much like Dan's Papers itself. It's all about giving an opinion and having some fun. So we salute all of our readers who entertained us with "whatever you're buying" as Best Summer Drink, "my wife" as best cleaning service, and Dick Van Dyke as Best Chimney Cleaning Service. We are also thrilled that so many of you took it seriously and voted for your favorites with enough consistency that we were able to declare clear winners in over 300 categories. A behind the scenes look at the votes really lets us know how passionate some of you are about winning or seeing your choices win. While we don't have that particular category it's safe to say that Dan's Papers readers are The Best of the Best too. One of the best parts about winning this prestigious award, which can proudly displayed in your place of business, is the party. Nearly every winning business comes down to celebrate winning. It's a great opportunity to talk with other business owners, Dan's Papers employees and even Dan the man himself. This year, like last year, the Best of the Best party will be held at Bay Street Theater, which makes for an excellent venue. Don't miss it. At this party we take a photograph of all the winners and publish it right here in the pages of this paper. So we hope to see you there. If you won the Dan's Papers Best of the Best for 2009 give us a call to let us know you're coming to the party held at Bay Street Theater on the Long Wharf in Sag Harbor. For information about the event you can contact the Dan's Papers front office by calling 631-5370500. Check Out 631�722�4057 "Quality Craftsmanship from start to finish" Day by Day Calendar and find out What To Do in the Hamptons Member of "Picture it painted Professionally" 2007 Award Winner 1199550 1197242 MIKE INS. DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 33 www.danshamptons.com Presents the 2009 Best of the Best Acupuncturist Sellie Goldstein 1st Runner Up Mary Beth Armstrong Architect Bruce Nagel 1st Runner Up Peter Cook Antique Store Black Swan La Ferma De La Mer 1st Runner Up English Country Antiques Appliance Store PC Richards 1st Runner Up Bob Stevens Auto Body Repair Shop Corwiths 1st Runner Up Suburban Auto Awning Company East End Awning 1st Runner Up The Awning Company Bagels Goldberg's Bagels 1st Runner Up Bagel Buoy Bait & Tackle Shop Tight Lines Tackle 1st Runner Up East End Bait and Tackle Bakery Tate's Bake Shop 1st Runner Up BEST BEST OF THE Presented at P resented Bay Street Theatre Blue Duck Bakery Band The Lone Sharks 1st Runner Up Debra Liso Band Bartender Tom Stein � Oasis 1st Runner Up Michael Davis - Dockers Beach Club Neptunes Swordfish Bed & Breakfast Seatuck Cove House 1st Runner Up Blue Iris Bike Shop Rotations 1st Runner Up Bike & Kite Boutique Lynn Stoller 1st Runner Up Shock WHB Breakfast Restaurant Hampton Maid 1st Runner Up OSO - Southampton Inn Bridal Shop Fantasia Bridal Center Brunch Hampton Coffee Company 1st Runner Up Pierre's Builder John Hummel Custom Builders 1st Runner Up JGJ Contracting Butcher Cromer's Market 1st Runner Up Citarella Camp Ross School 1st Runner Up Pathfinder Candy Store Going Nuts (continued on next page) NORTH FORK FENCE BEST BEST 2006 OF THE Tick Trauma! 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BOX 1525 � MATTITUCK, NY 11952 PHONE: 631.298.4777 � FAX: 631.298.1544 � 631.960.3501 1195864 PEST CONTROL Serving the Hamptons - 55 Years Free Estimates � NYS Certified Applicators Best of the Best PETE PONTERIO, CFP 631-726-4777 � 631-324-7474 1193599 w w w. n a r d y p e s t . c o m DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 34 www.danshamptons.com Presents the 2009 Best of the Best 1st Runner Up Dylan's Candy Bar Cappuccino Hampton Coffee Company 1st Runner Up Just Coffee Car BMW 1st Runner Up Toyota Carpet Store The Carpet Man 1st Runner Up Sybelle Carpet Car Rental Hertz Caricaturist Michael Paraskevas Caterer TIE: Citarella & Mazzu's 1st Runner Up Mike Mosolino - East End Catering Charter Boat Captain Bob Tuma 1st Runner Up Pelican Sail Cheese Shop Cavaniola's Gourmet Cheese Shop 1st Runner Up Lucy's Whey Chimney Sweep Ashton Chimney Sweeps Crescendo Designs, Best Home Theater and Audio 1st Runner Up Sag Harbor Fireplace Clothing Store Shock 1st Runner Up Eileen Fisher Clam Bakes Clamman Seafood Market 1st Runner Up Claws on Wheels Cleaning Company Teresa's Family Cleaning 1st Runner Up Jorgita and Harold Cleaning Computer Tutor & Tech Twin Peaks Geeks 1st Runner Up Germain Smith Lincoln Continental Food American Hotel 1st Runner Up Stone Creek Inn Contractor JGJ Contracting Cookies Tate's Bake Shop 1st Runner Up Cakeworks Studio Cosmetic Dentist Dr. Popper 1st Runner Up Dr. Guy Spinner Cosmetic Dermatologist Dr. Covey Dr. Steven Fishman 1st Runner Up Dr. Ken Mark Cosmetic Surgeon Dr. Joseph DeBellis 1st Runner Up Dr. Covey Crab Cakes Old Mill Inn 1st Runner Up Starr Boggs Custom Upholstery Windows & Walls Unlimited 1st Runner Up Corimes Day Spa Blue Sage 1st Runner Up La Carezza Deer Deterrent Liquid Fence 1st Runner Up Kevin Kavanaugh Dermatologist Dr. Fishman 1st Runner Up Dr. Hennessey (continued on page 36) Thanks for Voting us Best of the Best �Ronald J. 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Trimble's of Corchaug Nursery 20985 Main Road, Cutchogue, NY 11935 � 631 734 6494 email@example.com � www.trimblesnursery.com 1195863 DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 35 www.danshamptons.com CUSTOMER APPRECIATION SALE Now through the end of October * OFF Any 12 or More Bottles of Regular Priced Wine in the Store BRIDGEHAMPTON COMMONS � MONTAUK HIGHWAY T. 631.537.1230 F. 631.537.1053 * Discount does not apply towards sale items 1195748 DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 36 www.danshamptons.com Presents the 2009 Best of the Best Dog Groomer Westhampton Dog Grooming 1st Runner Up Classy Canine Delivery Services Hampton Delivery Services 1st Runner Up Peapod by Stop & Shop Dog Containment System Canine Control - Invisible Fence Dan's Papers Bogus Story Sarah Palin in the Hamptons Hampton Subway Dan's Papers Cover Michael Paraskevas - Holiday Issue 1st Runner Up Hampton Classic Poster Cover by Henry Koehler Electrician William J. Shea 1st Runner Up Robbie Palladino Event of the Year East End Green Festival 1st Runner Up Bay Street Theater's Summer Gala Event Planner Julie Fitzgerald - Bay St. Theatre 1st Runner Up Deborah Dufton - EE Green Fest Exterminating Suburban For the most important gown of your life... Fantasia Bridal Center and Boutique carries a wide selection of traditional & trendy wedding gowns from the most popular designers at affordable prices Bridal Gowns Veils Mother's Gowns Flower Girl Dresses Tiara's Bridesmaid Dresses Jewelry Accessories Plus Size Gowns Evening Bags Tate's Bake Shop, Best Cookie Eyewear Southampton Optics Facials Darlene Millman - Xavier Merat Salon 1st Runner Up Nancy Depietro Florist Sag Harbor Florist 1st Runner Up Bridgehampton Florist Fried Chicken Cromer's Market 1st Runner Up Citarella French Food Pierre's 1st Runner Up Almond French Fries Bobby Van's 1st Runner Up Bay Burger General Store Sag Harbor Variety 1st Runner Up Hildreth's Home Goods Gift Shop Rumrunner Home Wharf Shop Golf Course Great Rock 1st Runner Up Poxabogue Ground Transportation Hampton Jitney 1st Runner Up Beach Limo Hair Salon Kevin Maple 1st Runner Up Equinox Hair Design Hair Colorist Cory - Gil Ferrer 1st Runner Up Judy Prieato of Fingers Hair Stylist Xavier Merat 1st Runner Up Mary Brunetti Happy Hour Bar Oaklands (continued on page 38) Come visit Fanasia Bridal for the best wedding experience ever! Fantasia Bridal 631.744.7200 Rocky Point, NY Paloma Blanca 1195693 1195693 DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 37 www.danshamptons.com 1195738 DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 38 www.danshamptons.com Presents the 2009 Best of the Best 1st Runner Up Surf Lodge Hardware Store Herrick's Hardware 1st Runner Up Emporium True Value Sag Harbor Home Furnishings Hildreth's Home Goods 1st Runner Up In Home Home Improvement Consider It Done Handyman 1st Runner Up JGJ Contracting Home Stager Allegra - Styled & Sold Home Theater & Audio Crescendo Designs 1st Runner Up IHTS Hampton Bays Hotel American Hotel 1st Runner Up Southampton Inn Health Club Core Dynamics 1st Runner Up Sport Time Hotel Bar American Hotel 1st Runner Up OSO Bar @ Southampton Inn T.W. English, Best Jewelry Store Hypnotherapist Linda Statam 1st Runner Up Judith Rose Irrigation Services Blue Tides 1st Runner Up Bruce Peterson Italian Food Il Cappuccino 1st Runner Up La Parmagiana Japanese Restaurant Sen 1st Runner Up Suki Zuki Jewelry Store T.W. English 1st Runner Up London Jewelers Kayak Shop Peconic Paddler 1st Runner Up Weekend Warriors Main Beach Best Kitchens Cabinetry Design Center 1st Runner Up Jason Leonard Eugene Raffel Kitchen & Bath Design Team Hampton Design Kitchen & Bath 1st Runner Up Cabinetry Design Center Kitchen Design Cabinetry Design Center 1st Runner Up East End Country Kitchens Kitchen Supply East End Country Kitchen's 1st Runner Up Bar Boy Landscape Design New Leaf Landscaping 1st Runner Up Ray Smith & Associates Late Night Food O'Mally's 1st Runner Up Copa Hampton Bays Diner Lighting Fixtures Suffolk Designer Lighting 1st Runner Up Revco Liquor Store McNamara's Herbert & Rist 1st Runner Up Sag Harbor Liquor Store Lobster Dinner Old Mill Inn (continued on page 40) Larry's Lighthouse Marina Thanks for voting us "Best of the Best" once again! Service � Sales � Rentals "Best Marina" Meetinghouse Creek Rd., Aquebogue, NY 631-722-3400 www.lighthousemarina.com 1195870 DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 39 www.danshamptons.com 1316803 DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 40 www.danshamptons.com Presents the 2009 Best of the Best 1st Runner Up Lobster Inn Luncheonette Sip `n Soda 1st Runner Up Candy Kitchen Manicure/Pedicure The Finishing Touch 1st Runner Up Xavier Merat Salon Masonry Southampton Gallery Marble & Tile Massage Rebecca Kordecki 1st Runner Up Antoria Mehnis (Core Dynamics) Men's Clothing Store Impulse for Men 1st Runner Up Rico's Cashmere Outlet Movers Plycon 1st Runner Up Liberty Moving & Storage Muffins Hampton Coffee Company Tate's Bake Shop Night Spot Stephen Talkhouse 1st Runner Up Claudio's Nursery Marders 1st Runner Up Lynch's Garden Center Trimble's Of Cutchogue Painter Mastercraft Painting & Powerwashing 1st Runner Up Magic Painting Party Rentals Camelot Party Rentals 1st Runner Up Bermuda Party Rentals Personal Trainer Rebecca Kordecki 1st Runner Up Rich Decker Pest Control Nardy Pest Control 1st Runner Up Peconic Pest Control Pet Shop One Stop Pet Shop 1st Runner Up Hampton Bays Pet Supply Pharmacy Whites of East Hampton 1st Runner Up CVS Pizza Roadhouse 1st Runner Up Conca D'Oro Player - Artist/Writer Game Alec Baldwin Plumbing Service Cartelli's Plumbing & Heating 1st Runner Up Hardy Plumbing & Heating Poison Ivy Control Poison Ivy Removal.Com 1st Runner Up Kevin Kavanaugh Pool Company Kazdin Pools 1st Runner Up Tortorella Pools Property Management New Leaf Landscaping 1st Runner Up M & T Property Management Psychic Lee Moorhead 1st Runner Up John McCloskey Radio Station WEHM 1st Runner Up WLNG Restaurant American Hotel 1st Runner Up Oasis Rugs Carpetman 1st Runner Up Bays Carpet Marc Anthony Sailboat Charters Sag Harbor Sailing Seafood Restaurant Old Mill Inn 1st Runner Up Oasis (continued on next page) 95 School St. Bridgehampton 631-613-6469 wine&tapas Every Tuesday y y is Customer Appreciation Day ! r n Take 15% off your entire bill! e % f r e Thursday Nights we offer 50% off every bottle from our extensive wine list. Happy Hour Monday thru Friday, 4pm-7pm. y r y u , . 2-for-1 tapas, $3 tap beer, $5 house liquor, 1 , 3 p , 5 e , and $5 sangria. d 5 Every Monday y 1316797 come join us for alll NFL games at the bar! e n s r L s t e Complimentary food during the 3rd quarter, y d g e d , and $3 tap bee r! d 3 p e 1195743 DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 41 www.danshamptons.com Presents the 2009 Best of the Best Security Company Bellringer Security Shoe Store Shoe Inn 1st Runner Up Richard York Shoes Spa Gurney's Inn 1st Runner Up Xavier Merat Salon Sports Bar Legends 1st Runner Up Townline BBQ Southampton Publick House Steak Bobby Van's 1st Runner Up Cliff's Elbow Room Summer Drink Mohito 1st Runner Up Bootleggers Lemonade @ Old Mill Inn Sunset View Restaurant Beacon Sag Harbor 1st Runner Up Sunset Beach Supermarket Stop & Shop 1st Runner Up King Kullen Surf Shop Flying Point Surf & Sport 1st Runner Up Island Surf WHB Sushi Sen 1st Runner Up Suki Zuki Take Out The Deli Counter 1st Runner Up The Roadhouse Brick Oven Pizza Tennis Club East Hampton Indoor Tennis Club 1st Runner Up Buckskill Tennis Club Thai Food Phao 1st Runner Up Tony's Asian Fusion Theatre Group Hampton Theatre Company 1st Runner Up Bay Street Theatre Toy Store Stevenson's Toys 1st Runner Up 2nd Star To The Right Tree Care Shamrock 1st Runner Up Kevin Kavanaugh Travel Agency Cook Travel Veterinarian Olde Towne Veterinary Clinic 1st Runner Up Barry Browning - Sag Harbor Veterinary Clinic Video Store Blockbuster Waiter Anthony Nigrel - Old Mill Inn 1st Runner Up Christopher Hart - Bobby Van's Waitress Dara Abrams � Oasis 1st Runner Up Gale Podstupka - Old Mill Inn Waterfront Restaurant Old Mill Inn 1st Runner Up Oasis Wedding Location Atlantica 1st Runner Up Gurney's Inn Wedding Hotel Southampton Inn Window Display Ralph Lauren Window Company Window Treatments 1st Runner Up Windows & Walls Unlimited Wine Store Amagansett Wines & Spirits 1st Runner Up Zabi's Wines and Liquors Winery Wolffer Estate Vineyard 1st Runner Up Channing Daughters Yacht Club Sag Harbor Yacht Club Yoga Instructor Jennifer Fraser � Mandala 1st Runner Up Tonia D'Angelo Specialties, Designer Consignment and Vintage Clothes & Accessories We will be featuring a collection of Herm�s, Chanel & Christian Dior Clothing These Items are quite speciall and many are Haute Couture e s e e d y e e WESTHAMPTON STORE WILL REMAIN OPEN ALL WINTER REMINDER: 7 MONIEBOGUE LANE, WESTHAMPTON BEACH (Right off Main Street, Across from theater) t f n , s m Call Today & Save $200! 631.998.0666 If you have questions, or wish to consign, call For an Appointment 1195861 Now accepting fall & winter consignments CC200 *Offer valid for $200 off fully installed outdoor system Not to be Combinable with any other offer. Valid only with The Control Company Expires 12/31/09. �2009 Invisible Fence Brand 1316815 1193255 DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 42 www.danshamptons.com 1193334 THE BEST SERVICE AT THE BEST RATES FOR THE BEST WAY TO MAKE YOUR LIFE A BIT EASIER � Odd Jobs � Basement/Garage Cleaning � Deliveries of all kinds � Airport runs www.hamptonservices.com 1316523 Excellent Service is our # 1 Delivery 1316801 DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 43 www.danshamptons.com Baiting Hollow Wine Country Weddings Photo by Marco Photography Giorgio's is excited to announce our new spectacular Courtyard. This new addition will be an area for Outdoor Vineyard Ceremonies, tented cocktail hours, cigar bars, and many other creative uses. Just imagine our rows of beautiful vines overlooking a backdrop of the magnificent golf course with its rolling hills. Please visit us and see that the difference in the details. COME TO OUR NOVEMBER 8, 2009 BRIDAL SHOWCASE AT 3:30PM FOR BREATHTAKING VIEWS AT TWILIGHT TIME ADDITIONAL BRIDAL SHOWCASES DATES FEBRUARY 2010 � JULY 2010 The Regini Family invites you to take a virtual tour at www.giorgiosli.com 100 Fox Hill Drive, Baiting Hollow | 631.727.6076 | Fax: 631.369.8705 1195878 DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 44 www.danshamptons.com STAND UP PADDLE BOARDS FROM $63900 Jim Dreeben is in his 44th year of business. Our Staff at Peconic Paddler are experienced paddlers. WE LOVE, NO, WE ARE ADDICTED TO PADDLING! Thanks to the Readers of Dan's for Voting Lieb Cellars "Best Winery Staff" (2nd year in a row) mention this ad in our tasting room and receive one complimentary tasting Jim On His Way To The Office All kayaks, canoes, sea kayaks and stand up paddleboards are discounted to move them. END OF SEASON CLEARANCE SALE Thursday, October 29th through Sunday, November 1, 2009 631.727.9895 or firstname.lastname@example.com Hundreds in Stock 89 Peconic Avenue Riverhead firstname.lastname@example.com www.peconicpaddler.com 631.727.9895 We do Snow Plowing 54 Years Experience 1195874 PECONIC PADDLER 1195880 Holiday Lighting y g by Professional y Let Us Eliminate the Hassle and Brighten Your Holiday Season Phone: 631.789.0500 � Fax: 631.789.0639 firstname.lastname@example.com 1193604 1316522 DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 45 www.danshamptons.com Presents the 2009 Best of the Best Nor th Fork Best Accessories Not Just Bows Best Acupuncturist Susan Meyer- Eastern Sun Holistic Health Best Antique Store Antiques & Old Lace 1st Runner Up Lydia's Greenport Best Architect Fairweather & Brown Best Auto Body Repair Shop Ted's Auto Body 1st Runner Up Rich's Auto Body Best Auto Mechanic Raynor's 1st Runner Up Billy Hands Best Awnings William J. Mills Best Bagels North Fork Bagel 1st Runner Up Bagels Your Way Best Bait & Tackle Shop Wego Fishing 1st Runner Up Capt. Marty's Best Bakery Junda's Pastry Crust & Crumbs 1st Runner Up Blue Duck of Southold Best Bartender Alan Kelly-Old Mill Inn 1st Runner Up Bill Chowder Pot Pub Best Bed & Breakfast Blue Iris 1st Runner Up Stirling House B & B Best Bike Shop & Repair Country Time Bike Shop 1st Runner Up Mattituck Bike Shop Best Boat Edgewater Best Boat Rental Strong's Marine BEST BEST OF THE 1st Runner Up Capt Marty's Best Boutique Mint Best Breakfast Eric's Best Brunch Cooperage Inn 1st Runner Up Karen's & Love Lane - Tied Best Building Contractor Beebe Builders 1st Runner Up John Bertani Best Burger Tweed's Best Butcher Wayside Market 1st Runner Up Riverhead Beef Best Cabernet Peconic Bay Winery Best Candy Store Love Lane Sweet Shoppe 1st Runner Up Candy Man in Orient (continued on next page) Thank You for Voting us Best of the Best! BEST BEST OF THE Best Pizza 2009 Best Take Out BEST BEST OF THE 2009 Eat In Beer BRICK OVEN PIZZA SPECIALTY PIZZA HOT & COLD HEROS FRESH SALADS PASTA Take Out Wine "OUR CATERING IS... SPECIAL!" CLOSED ON SUNDAYS 1111 W. Main Street (Rt.25), Riverhead, NY 11901 www.roadhousepizza.com � Fax: 208-3345 1195879 208-9888 DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 46 www.danshamptons.com Presents the 2009 Best of the Best Best Cappuccino Aldo's 1st Runner Up D'Latte Best Carpet Store Southold Flooring Best Car Rental Hertz Best Caterer Christopher Michael 1st Runner Up Maple Tree Best Charter Boat Captain Bob's Best Children's Camp Peconic Dunes 1st Runner Up KOA Campgrounds Best Children's Clothing Creations by Lisa Best Chinese Food Jen's Best Clam Bake Caterers Southold Fish Market Best Clam Chowder Braun's Best Cleaning Service Teresa's Family Cleaning Best Clothing Store Mint Best Colorist Cassandra - Paul Izak Salon Best Continental Food North Fork Table & Inn Best Cookies Junda's Pastry Crust & Crumbs 1st Runner Up Briermere's Best Construction Company Bertani Builders 1st Runner Up Owen Construction Best Cosmetic Dentist Dr. David Pascoe Best Cosmetic Surgeon Dr. Paul Kelly Best Crab Cakes Braun's Best Custom Upholstery Gail's Best Dan's Paper's Cover Peter Max - July 4th Best Day Spa Blue Sage 1st Runner Up Eastern Holistic Sun Best Dermatologist Antoinette Notaro, MD., FAAD 1st Runner Up Dr. John Franzone Best Dog Groomer East End Pet Grooming 1st Runner Up Country Clipper Best Dog Sitters Katie Girl - North Fork's Pet Nanny Best Duck Dish Jamesport Manor 1st Runner Up North Fork Table and Inn Best Electrician Robbie Palladino 1st Runner Up William J. Shea Electric Best Event of the Year East End Greenfest 1st Runner Up North Fork Craft Beer & Wine Best Event Planner Deborah Dufton (continued on next page) Thank You! 3 "Best of The Best 2009" Awards! Hand-roasted. Estate-grown. Local. Mobile Espresso Unit Westhampton Beach Water Mill Local coffee really does taste better. Come by and try some for yourself. www.hamptoncoffeecompany.com 1195740 Thank You for Your Votes! 1195872 1195739 DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 47 www.danshamptons.com Presents the 2009 Best of the Best Best Facials Eastern Holistic Sun 1st Runner Up Blue Sage Day Spa Best Fence North Fork Fence 1st Runner Up Riverhead Fence Best Fine Furniture 1670 House Best Florist Ivy League 1st Runner Up Claw Flowers Best French Fries Lobster Roll North Side Best Garbage Hauler Mattituck Sanitation 1st Runner Up North Fork Sanitation Best Gas Company Amerigas 1st Runner Up Van Duzer Best General Store Arcade Best Gift Shop The Down Home Store Best Golf Course TIE: Cherry Creek & Island's End Best Golf Instructor Tim Putz - Laurel Links Best Ground Transportation Hampton Jitney 1st Runner Up Beach Limo Best Hair Salon Dellaquila Beauty 1st Runner Up Trendsetter by Camille Best Hair Stylist Camille - Trendsetter by Camille 1st Runner Up Dee - Dellaquila Beauty Best Happy Hour Bar Founder's Tavern 1st Runner Up Legends Best Hardware Store Harts 1st Runner Up Orlowski's Best Heating and Cooling Flanders Heating & Cooling 1st Runner Up Kolb Best Home Furnishings Hampton Furniture Co. Best Home Improvement Jason Leonard Best Health Club Planet Fitness Best Hotel The Harborfront 1st Runner Up Greenporter Best Hotel Bar The Greenporter Best Inn TIE: NF Table & Inn and Townsend Manor Best Italian Cuisine A Touch of Venice Best Irrigation Blue Water Irrigation Best Jewelry Store Robert's Jewelry 1st Runner Up Jacobs Best Kayak Shop Eagles Neck 1st Runner Up Peconic Padler Best Kitchen Design East End Country Kitchens Best Landscapers Chris Mohr 1st Runner Up TIE: New Leaf & SPC Landscape Best Landscape Designer Trimble's of Cutchogue Anne E. Trimble Best Late Night Food O'Mally's Best Liquor Store Peconic Liquors 1st Runner Up Showcase Wines & Liquors (continued on next page) Thank You For Voting for us... g{t�~ l�� to the Readers of Dans Papers for Voting Us... 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That's how many I tasted a couple weekends ago at Channing Daughters Winery. It was a beautiful morning, and winemaker Chris Tracy had just finished doing punchdowns on the Dornfelder they had picked earlier in the week. He spent a couple hours with me and my guests, pointing out different vineyard blocks, taking us through his winemaking operation and then tasting almost two dozen wines with us. Tracy's winery proper � which occupies the space behind the tasting room � is one of the smallest around, so much of the winemaking is done outside, sometimes under tents, sometimes not. We ducked under one tent to see pinot grigio and that Dornfelder fermenting on their skins in large bins. A hundred or so yards away, we saw already-fermented pinot grigio in stainless steel barrels, exposed to the elements. That he can make wines of such exacting quality is a feat. That he can make so many of them every year is a minor miracle. Twenty-two wines is obviously a lot � typically Channing Daughters makes around two dozen wines every year. Theirs is a unique, diverse port- Lenn Thompson folio that is heavy on white wines in an area that's largely known for its reds. Tracy doesn't just take inspiration from Bordeaux or any single region � unless that single region is Long Island itself. He is always interested in making wines that express local flavor � terroir, if you will. With that in mind, the winery grows many unique-toLong Island grapes from all over the cooler regions of the wine world, including Malvasia, Tocai Friualano, Ribolla Galla, Blaufrankisch and Refosco. But these diverse plantings are far from a gimmick. Each is well considered. As are the wines that are made using them. Tracy put it simply, telling me that there is a "reason for being for each wine." One wouldn't expect to love all 22 wines in a tasting, and I didn't. But each is well made and distinctive, and I challenge anyone not to appreciate the considerable thought and talent that goes into them. The Channing Daughters Winery 2008 Mudd Vineyard Sauvignon Blanc ($20) is made with North Fork-grown grapes and shows clean aro- Chris Tracy mas of grapefruit, lemon, honedew, citrus blossom and the sea. It's lively on the palate with acidity and delivers focused citrus and melon flavors up front that become saline and faintly herbal as the wine passes over your palate. Like many of the wines we tasted, it begs for local seafood � or fresh goat cheese. Along with Paumanok Vineyards' Chenin blanc, there is one grape that always leaves me wondering why more aren't trying it locally � Tocai Friulano. Channing Daughters Winery 2007 Tocai Friulano ($24) is simply a beautiful wine with floral notes mingling with grapefruit, citrus, spice and salty minerality. Long and impeccably balanced, this is always one of my favorite Channing Daughters wines. The Channing Daughters Winery 2008 Mudd Vineyard West Tocai Friulano ($24), a wine made for the first time in 2008 and for the wine club only, shows its youth with brighter, tarter acidity and a strong citrus zest component. It's simpler, but still refreshing. Chardonnay can be ubiquitous and insipid, but no matter what style you prefer (unless overoaked and flabby is to your liking), Tracy makes a chardonnay for you. From the crisp, almost Chablis-like Channing Daughters Winery Scuttlehole Chardonnay ($16) to the complex, layered Channing Daughters Winery 2007 L'enfant Sauvage Chardonnay ($35) these wines show what the grape can become in the hands of the right winemaker. The Scuttlehole in particular is one of the great values in Long Island wine. In recent years, Tracy has gotten a lot of attention for his Envelope ($40) and Meditazione ($40) wines � both white wines made in the style of red wines. These spend significant time on their skins during the winemaking process, and are stunningly layered, unique wines that everyone should try at least once. With the release of Channing Daughters Winery 2008 Ramato ($20), a pinot grigio made in the same style, the winery has a new wine that will allow people to try it without dropping $40. "Ramato" means "copper," and that's the color the wine is. Thought not as complex as its two higher-priced sisters, the intense, roasted pear and apple character here is accented by exotic spice and hints of peach pit. It's almost unheard of to price a wine like this at $20 (less if you're a member of the wine club). You've got to check this one out. Motorcoach Service between Fall 2009 Schedule Effective Thurs., September 24 through Wed., January 6, 2010 The North Fork & New York City p g p To Manhattan Westbound+ READ DOWN AM LIGHT PM BOLD Orient Point Orient Village East Marion Peconic Landing Greenport Southold Peconic Cutchogue Mattituck Laurel Jamesport Aquebogue Riverhead Tanger Outlet Mon Mon Only thru Fri 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days -- -- -- -- 4:45 4:50 4:55 5:00 5:10 5:15 5:20 5:25 5:30 5:35 -- -- -- -- 6:00 6:10 6:15 6:20 6:30 6:35 6:40 6:45 6:50 6:55 -- 7:00 7:05 7:07 7:15 7:25 7:30 7:35 7:45 7:50 7:55 8:00 8:05 8:10 9:30 9:35 9:40 9:42 9:50 10:00 10:05 10:10 10:20 10:25 10:30 10:35 10:40 10:45 11:30 11:35 11:40 11:42 11:50 12:00 12:05 12:10 12:20 12:25 12:30 12:35 12:40 12:45 2:30 2:35 2:40 2:42 2:50 3:00 3:05 3:10 3:20 3:25 3:30 3:35 3:40 3:45 4:00 4:05 4:10 4:12 4:20 4:30 4:35 4:40 4:50 4:55 5:00 5:05 5:10 5:15 Q Avail. Sun Sept.-Dec. Sun Only Avail. Sat thru Sept./ Avail.Nov. Mon. Oct. Sept./Oct. 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Fri Only Sept./ Sat Only 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days Oct. 7:20 9:20 9:25 9:30 10:00 10:20 11:40 11:45 11:50 11:55 12:00 12:05 12:15 12:20 12:25 12:35 12:45 12:50 12:55 11:20 11:25 11:30 12:00 12:20 1:40 1:45 1:50 1:55 2:00 2:05 2:15 2:20 2:25 2:35 2:45 2:50 2:55 1:20 1:25 1:30 2:00 2:25 3:40 3:45 3:50 3:55 4:00 4:05 4:15 4:20 4:25 4:35 4:45 4:50 4:55 3:20 3:25 3:30 4:00 4:25 4:20 4:25 4:30 5:00 5:25 Wed thru Fri 7 Days 7 Days 5:20 5:25 5:30 6:00 6:25 7:45 7:50 7:55 8:00 8:05 8:10 8:20 8:25 8:30 8:40 -- -- -- 6:20 6:25 6:30 7:00 7:25 8:40 8:45 8:50 8:55 9:00 9:05 9:15 9:20 9:25 9:35 9:45 9:50 9:55 7:50 7:55 8:00 8:30 8:50 10:10 10:15 10:20 10:25 10:30 10:35 10:45 10:50 10:55 11:05 -- -- -- ARRIV. + Airport Connection 7:05 8:50Q 9:50 12:20 2:20 5:20 6:50 8:20 9:20 10:35 12:20 7:20 9:00 10:00 12:30 2:30 5:30 7:00 8:30 9:30 10:45 12:30 Manhattan On select trips, North Fork passengers may be required to transfer in Manorville. 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ARRIVING 5:30 -- 7:45 -- 5:35 -- 7:50 -- 5:40 -- 7:55 -- 5:42 -- 7:57 -- 5:50 6:50 8:05 9:50 6:00 7:00 8:15 10:00 6:05 8:20 10:05 6:10 8:25 10:10 6:20 8:35 10:20 6:25 8:40 10:25 6:30 8:45 10:30 6:35 8:50 10:35 6:40 8:55 10:40 6:45 9:00 10:45 DEPARTING 69th & Lex (bet. 69th & 68th) 7:25 59th & Lex (bet. 60th & 59th) 7:30 8:00 Airport Connection 8:20 44th St. & 3rd Ave. (corner) DEPARTING Tanger Outlet Riverhead Aquebogue Jamesport Laurel Mattituck Cutchogue Peconic Southold Greenport East Marion Orient Village Orient Point 9:40 9:45 9:50 9:55 10:00 10:05 10:15 10:20 10:25 10:35 10:45 10:50 10:55 6:15 6:20 6:25 6:30 6:35 6:40 6:50 6:55 7:00 8:00 7:10 8:10 -- -- -- -- -- -- Visit our website www.hamptonjitney.com for Online Reservations, Information and Value Pack orders (631) 283-4600 (212) 362-8400 1193320 DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 53 www.danshamptons.com North Fork Events FRIDAY, OCTOBER 23 FAMILY DINNER - Family dinner, "seconds on us," 5-7 p.m. at Knights of Columbus, Cutchogue. Bar open until 8 p.m. Adults $15, 2/$25; children under 10 $10. 631-734-7338. BOUTIQUE ON WHEELS - Boutique on Wheels, 8 a.m.-4 p.m., hosted by ELIH Auxiliary in hospital's conference room, Greenport. Handbags, scarves, shawls and more. 631-4775196. SATURDAY, OCTOBER 24 HARVEST DINNER - Annual Harvest Dinner, Saturday, 6 p.m. at Holy Trinity Church, Greenport, features lavish buffet with choices of London broil, roast pork and roast turkey with "all the fixings," homemade desserts, coffee and wine. Advance reservations only; suggested minimum donation $25. 631-477-0855. STORY READING - The Storycrafters, 2 p.m., for families of elementary-aged children at Mattituck-Laurel Library, Mattituck. 631-2984134. HISTORY WALK - Walk through historic downtown Riverhead, 1-3 p.m., with Richard Wines of Riverhead Landmark Preservation Committee. Sign up at Riverhead Free Library's public information desk. Limited attendance. 631-727-3228, ext. 0. METEOR SHOWER PARTY - Orionid Meteor Shower Party, 8 p.m.-midnight at Custer Institute and Observatory, Southold (weather permitting). Bring blanket or lawn chair. Suggested donation $5; children $3; members free. 631-765-2626. SUNDAY, OCTOBER 25 ANIMAL SHELTER FUNDRAISER - Kent Animal Shelter's Gala fundraiser, 4:30-8 p.m. at Atlantis Marine World Aquarium, Riverhead, features The Pamela Betti Jazz and Blues Band, comedy entertainment, chinese auction, food and a special auction of celebrity-pet pawprint artwork, signed by their owners, including Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Taylor Swift and others. Tickets, $50; call 631-727-5731. All proceeds benefit homeless animals at the shelter. MOTHERS CLUB - Southold Mothers' Club Moms meet-up, 1:30 p.m. at Osprey's Dominion Winery, Peconic. Music by The Contractors; bring picnic lunch and stuff for kids to play with. No RSVP. Pampered Chef Party at Tonya's house, Thursday, Oct. 29, 7 p.m. SMC fundraiser. email@example.com, 516-818-9491. ONGOING EVENTS WEIGHT LOSS - On the second Tuesday of every month, Dr. Russ L'HommeDieu, a physical therapist, holds a free weight management lecture and discussion session for people fighting similar weight loss problems. The discussion is moderated by Dr. Russ, who has upheld a 200pound weight loss himself. Space is limited. For more information, contact New Life in Progress at 888-446-7764. HEALTHY COOKING MADE QUICK & EASY - On the second Friday of every month, a Quick and Easy Healthy Cooking demonstration is offered. The demo is done by Dr. Russ L'HommeDieu, DPT, a certified wellness coach who has maintained a 200-pound weight loss for the last four years. This would be a great place to get started with new ideas on how to cook and eat healthier. He will offer some GREAT ideas on how to cook healthy for the whole week when you just don't have that much time. He will also explain all the great health benefits of including whole grains in your diet. If you eat, you don't want to miss this! Space is limited. Reservations required. Small materials fee. Call to reserve your spot! 888-446-7764. REIKI CIRCLES - Reiki Circles Monday Nights at Grace Episcopal Church. Last Monday of the month, meetings are held at Peconic Bay Medical Center. For more Information, contact Ellen J. McCabe at 631-727-2072. SKATEBOARDING - Great skate park in Greenport offering ramps and a half pipe. Call 631-477-2385 for hours. INDIAN MUSEUM - In Southold, open Sundays from 1:30 to 4:30 p.m. Call 631-7655577. CUSTER OBSERVATORY - Weather permitting, Custer staff will be on hand to assist visitors in observing the night sky using their telescopes. From sunset until midnight in Southold. Call 631765-2626. MEDITATION - Buddhist meditations on Monday evenings at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church on Main Street in Southold. Call 631-949-1377. 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I thought of this song in the middle of watching The Crimson Wing, one of just three films for families in the Hamptons International Film Festival last week. It's March of the Penguins with flamingos � a half a million flamingos, give or take. Like many nature films, the `take' comes in the form of predators hunting down baby flamingos. Crimson Wing goes the way of many Nature Channel shows that start with images that evoke Monet's "Water Lilies" and end with Picasso's "Guernica." Most of the film is gorgeous and certainly educational. It is shot largely on Lake Natron in Northern Tanzania, where an island of salt emerges in the dry season (most of the year). Crimson-winged flamingos have established the spot as a place to nest and nurture their hatchlings. But, as nature would have it, some horrible things happen along the way. The lake has an enormous amount of salt. As a result, some hatchlings that splash around in the water too much develop shack- L-R: Disney's scary Crimson Wing, the amusing Meatballs, and Willian Finn in an engaging Spelling Bee les of thick, rock-hard salt around their skinny legs. They hobble around, unable to fly or escape predators. Enormous, hideous storks show up and peck through eggs and whip the little chicks around by the necks, for no good reason. I kept nudging my partner to distract our son at those gruesome scenes, but kids don't always respond to those images the way emotional parents do. In fact, when a short-legged mongoose takes down a young flamingo, our son exclaimed, "Whoa! He's fast!" Would I recommend the movie? It's very interesting and outrageously beautiful, but those brief scenes might be disturbing to some kids � and adults. Oh, and there's another issue: mating. 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Following are tips on what to do if you're the one who lost the pet, and how to avoid this stressful situation all together. IF YOU LOSE A PET, DON'T WAIT! I can't stress that enough. Drive around your neighborhood slowly and call your dog. If there is a key phrase that usually works with your pet, like, "Do you want a cookie," use that phrase when calling your dog. If you have another dog, it might help to bring him with you if you are searching on foot or in the woods. If your dog has favorite squeaky toy, bring that too. Let everyone know that your dog is missing. Have someone make calls to vet offices, shelters, pet stores and neighbors. Put posters in the neighborhood and on your car. Put all the information on Rule #1: small fliers or index cards Keep `em tagged and place them in mailboxes and under doors and windshield wipers. Call a local radio station and ask if they will make an announcement. Don't give up. HOW TO HELP PREVENT LOSING YOUR DOG Always make sure your dog has a collar with ID tags. Use a printed collar with a phone number on it. Microchip your dog. It's only an injection, not surgery, and can save a lot of heartache. Most vet offices and all shelters are equipped with scanners. Make sure your veterinarian's information is on one of the tags This is really important. Even if you never walk your dog, make a point of walking him around your neighborhood and teaching him where he lives. How? Each walk should be in a different direction. Start by only going a short distance and increase the radius with each training session. Walking home is the time to repeatedly say, "GO HOME," and let him have an extra lead so that he can show you that he knows where to go. Give him a reward when he gets there. Going home should ALWAYS be a good thing. Let your neighbors become familiar with your dog so that they can identify him if he is wandering around the neighborhood, and so that he won't be frightened if a neighbor tries to approach him. Online, you can register your dog with many organizations that can offer assistance if your pet gets lost. Please don't let your pet roam because he always comes home eventually, and he likes to walk around the neighborhood and visit the neighbors, and there are other dogs that he likes to play with, and nothing ever happens to him, and he's smart enough to take care of himself and blah, blah, blah. Do I need to say more about that? Their lives depend on us. We have to be smarter and kinder. Err, A Parent (continued from previous page) spectrum is Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, which we saw over the weekend in East Hampton. It carries a PG warning for "some mild language." I'm embarrassed at how much I liked this film � at least until the big ending scene that goes on too long. But it is very funny with some sophisticated adult humor thrown in, and the characters are well drawn � in every sense of the word. What a hoot to hear Mr. T doing the V/O for the fanatic policeman with his inverted pyramid body shape. Just one weird scene here for me: Giant, headless roasted chickens go after the `human' characters, and eat the policeman. If Michael Moore didn't make you stop eating chicken, this might. Otherwise, I found nothing in it to be scary or off-putting for any school age child. Finally, we took our first grader to see the musical, The 25th Annual Putnam Spelling Bee, at the Southampton Cultural Center (see review, page 58). I was forewarned, and I'm not sure why, but for some reason borderline material is more acceptable to me in live theatre than in film. It's art, after all. In any case, there is some brief language (damn, gxx-damn, shxt), but it's mostly in song so it doesn't stand out. Our son doesn't know those words, so it went right by him. There's also a song about an erection. One young teenage contestant stares at a pretty girl in the audience, and, voila. Then it's his turn to take the mike for his next word. He pulls his number placard over his crotch. We waited to see Hudson's response. He sat up in his seat with giddy excitement like a schoolboy who witnessed some naughty behavior, and said, "He has a hole in his pants!" I say, go. It's a great show for adults and kids. And no little flamingos were harmed in the making of it. FRIDAY, OCTOBER 23 FRANKENSTEIN FOLLIES � Bay Street Theatre presents Stages production of the Halloween musical review, Frankenstein Follies, with fortune teller, face painting, tattoo parlor. 7:30 -9:30. For ticket information, call Bay Street, 631725-9500, or Stages, 631-329-1420. Bay Street Theatre, Sag Harbor. KIDS KNEAD CHALLAH � 5:30 p.m. Challah breadmaking, songs, Kiddush juice-making, and grand children's raffle. Free, no affiliation necessary. Chabad of Southampton, 214 Hill St. 631-287-2249. CMEE'S BUG BASH! - The Children's Museum of the East End (CMEE) in Bridgehampton, invites families to get a jump start on Halloween week, as it hosts its annual Halloween "Bash" from 4:30 pm - 6:30 p.m. Due to last year's popular "Bug Bash!" theme, the Museum has invited back Erik Callendar of Erik's Amazing Edventures who will safely present and talk about a variety of many-legged creatures, including tarantula's and scorpions. 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. SATURDAY, OCTOBER 24 HAMPTONS BASEBALL CAMP - Hamptons Baseball Camp is for children of all experience levels, ages four through 13, who want to play baseball in a safe, fun, positive and organized learning environment. Emphasis is placed on effort over talent, team concepts and core fundamentals. Also included are tips on diet, fitness and "intangibles." Come for the day or for the season. Located at SYS Youth Services in Southampton. 631-907-2566. FRANKENSTEIN FOLLIES � Sunday 2:00 p.m. See Friday listing for details. SUNDAY, OCTOBER 25 FRANKENSTEIN FOLLIES � Saturday 2:00 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. See Friday listing for details. PETTING FARM AT AMARYLLIS SANCTUARY �Love animals? Especially rescued animals? Visit with Octaveous and Sir Lancelot the pot belly piggies; Skipper, Commodore and Poseidon duckies; Binky the mini burro and SO MANY others! Learn about the mission of Amaryllis. Every Sunday 1:30 p.m.-3:30 p.m. 93 Merchants Path off Sagg Road behind Wolffer Vineyard, Sagaponack. $5. 631537-7335. MONDAY, OCTOBER 26 AFTER SCHOOL PROGRAMS - The Parrish Art Museum is offering a selection of After School Art programs as well as Toddler Workshops. Registration is required for all workshops, call for information: 631-283-2118, ext. 30 to register. 25 Jobs Lane, Southampton. ONGOING CMEE � Children's Museum of the East End. Check out the new Lego table, improvements to the general store, new sand table and a new art area in the permanent gallery. Interactive exhibitions, arts and science based programs and workshops, special events. 376 Bridge/Sag Turnpike, Bridgehampton. $7 for non-members, members are free. 631537-8250. . JACKSON POLLOCK FAMILY DRIP PAINTING WORKSHOP � Tour & Explore the Pollock Krasner House & Studio, followed by a drip-painting workshop. 10 -11:30 a.m. For Thurs. or Fri. workshop contact Karyn Mannix at 631-329-2811 or jacksonpollock.wordpress.com. For Sat. workshop contact Joyce Raimondo at 917-502-0790 or joyceraimondo.com. Reservations required. SHABBAT SHABOOM � Fridays. Singing, story telling and celebration. All ages. 5 p.m. Havens Beach, Bay St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0904. KIDS KARAOKE � Mondays. 5 to 7 p.m. Regulars Music Caf��, 1271 North Sea Road, Southampton. 631-287-2900. SOUTHAMPTON YOUTH SERVICES � Kids' programs daily in sports, dance and more. 631-287-1511. HAMPTON LIBRARY STORYTIME � Saturdays 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. Children ages 4 to 7. Stories and music making. Registration required. Hampton Library, Bridgehampton. Kid's Calendar HAMPTON LIBRARY RHYME TIME � Thursdays. 10 a.m. 6 months to 3. Stories, rhymes and songs. Registration required. ART AT THE GOLDEN EAGLE � 14 Gingerbread La. East Hampton. 631-324-0603. SOUTHAMPTON TOWN WORKSHOPS � Call to register for classes 631-728-8585. GOAT ON A BOAT � Puppet shows, programs for young children. Rte. 114 and East Union Street, Sag Harbor. 631725-4193. goatonaboat.org. LIL COWPOKES PONY CLUB � Every Sat. from 10 a.m.-12 p.m. for ages 3 and up. Learn about animals and how to ride a pony. Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue, 93 Merchants Path, Southampton. 631-537-7335. MOMMY AND ME � Mondays 10 a.m. for pre-school children and their parents/caregivers. Montauk Library, Montauk Highway. 631-324-4947. MUSIC TOGETHER BY THE DUNES � A music and movement program for children 0 to 5-years-old and their caregivers. Mon. and Tues. mornings at the Dance Centre of the Hamptons, WH Beach. Thurs. mornings at the SH Cultural Center. Fri. mornings at SH Town Recreation Center on Majors Path in Southampton. 631-764-4180. YOUTH ADVISORY COMMITTEE � Sponsored by the Town of Southampton Youth Bureau to give kids a voice in town government. 631-702-2425. JOHN JERMAIN LIBRARY STORYTIME � Thursdays at 10:30 a.m. John Jermain Library, Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. Send all events for the kids' calendar to email@example.com by Friday at noon. For totally complete, up-to-the-minute listings, go to danshamptons.com click on: Calendar DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 56 www.danshamptons.com Life S tyle Here comes the rain! And the cold wind is right behind it. Thank goodness we got a good run of sun last week, but cold weather is in. This is going to be a long season with not much to do except keep warm and shop! Let's do it! Main Street Sweets/Ben & Jerry's in Westhampton Beach has started its 16th Annual "Candy Super Sale." This customer favorite is a quantity candy sale offering "Mix & Match" five pounds of candy for $15, and two pounds of chocolate for $15. Lesser quantities are available at regular price. Get there early for the best selection, as they are not restocking these items. And don't miss the "Sundae Shake," a brand-new item from Ben & Jerry's scoop shop. The store is open Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Call 631-288-5753 for additional information. For the full scoop on all Ben & Jerry's Scoop Shop locations and delicious flavors, visit benjerry.com. If you're looking for something more traditional, Hampton Coffee Company, 194 Mill Road in Westhampton Beach and 869 Montauk Highway in Water Mill, next to The Green Thumb Farmstand, is once again featuring its warm-from-the-oven pumpkin muffins, Milk Pail hot apple cider with cinnamon sticks and hand-roasted pumpkin pie coffee, available by the cup at the caf�s or as beans to bring home. Enjoy free samples of the pumpkin pie coffee weekdays until lunchtime. And on those chilly autumn days, nothing warms one up better than a bowl of hot, homemade soup. Hampton Coffee Company offers at least three heart-warming selections each day from late morning until closing. Many selections are low-fat and/or vegetarian. Both caf�s are open yearround from 6 a.m. to 6 p.m. daily. Visit for more details. Here it is again! The Hildreth's Home Goods main event of the season is back! Hildreth's is accepting entries in its "Ugly Sofa" contest from now until November 3. The prize is a $500 Hildreth's gift certificate. All you need to do is submit your photos to the store at 51 Main Street, Southampton. Make sure you have your name, phone number and e-mail address on the back of each photo. For more information, call 631-283-2300. Just in case you are ready for that new wardrobe, Biba Southampton, 40 Hill Street, right across from the Southampton Theater, is having a $10 "everything in the store sale" from Friday, October 23 through Sunday, October 25. This special sale is not to be missed. Open Friday to Sunday from 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. For information, call 631-377-3647. With fall at our doorstep, trees are starting to shed their green leaves, making it the perfect time to schedule some cleanup and maintenance with green products in lawn and estate care. 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When you see a beautifully coiffed blonde bombing around in a new Range Rover or Mercedes, one assumes that she is well taken care of. When a guy roars up behind you in a cut-down, pimped-out Honda with his radio and coffee-can-sized exhaust pipes announcing his arrival, you just know the guy is trouble on the hoof. Those of you who drive green cars, like a Toyota Prius or a Honda Civic, are most likely announcing to the world that first, you are probably Democratic, and second, you recycle everything that can possibly be recycled. What about the guy or gal in that sporty red convertible? If under the age of 55, you are probably announcing to the world that you are available � especially if you are driving around town with the top down. If over 55, you are profiling yourself as older but still cool. This is a hard sell that usually doesn't work unless you resemble Robert Redford or Faye Dunaway. Still, no harm, no foul. Red convertibles are an aphrodisiac. Heck, even a blue ragtop will do the job. I feel sorry for the older businessman in a new black Cadillac sedan with Jersey plates. The poor guy has run a successful company in Hoboken for 30 years, finally retired and purchased a lovely and expensive house in the Hamptons. What do his neighbors think of him? One word: mafia. My best advice to this gentleman? Please get rid of the Caddy � especially the NRA sticker in the rear window � and buy a silver Toyota Camry. Put Obama and "Save the Whales" stickers on the rear bumper. Everyone in the Hamptons will love you. What about the perfectly mild-mannered dentist who lives next door to you? He's a nice family guy with a beautiful wife and three well-behaved kids. He comes out on weekends from his home in Great Neck but has a secret hiding in the garage of his post-modern in the Hamptons. It's mean and it's black. It makes more noise than the hounds of hell, and scares all the neighborhood cats whenever it starts. It's a Harley Davidson motorcycle. It's the dark side of your neighbor the dentist. Every weekend, this guy disguises himself from head to toe in black leather and wears a black fiberglass helmet that hides his identity from view. Like a comic book superhero, he rides off to do his dirty deeds, which include shopping at Hildreth's, in his noisy two-wheeled machine. The dentist from hell, the night driller. What about the guys with the Mad Max syndrome? They drive SUVs and pickup trucks that are usually equipped with enough lights on their nose to burn a hole in your trunk. The real nutcases have raised chassis vehicles that are not only silly looking but have morphed into impossibly hard-to-handle vehicles. They have the roll centers of a six-story cruise ship. Yes, they have been raised to better maneuver over large obstacles, but what about taking a simple highway curve? You want to profile these guys, call `em whatever you want... just don't do it on a dark country road. 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Our hours will accommodate even the most hectic schedule. 1198017 1045403 1193328 Check Out Day by Day Calendar and find out What To Do in the Hamptons 1197242 1316527 DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 58 www.danshamptons.com Arts & Entertainment Review: Spelling Bee, SH Cultural Ctr. Honoring the Artist: Susan M. Galardi drops an octave as he delivThe Tony Award-winning ers the letters in a robotic musical romp, William trance. Bethany Dellapolla, Finn's The 25th Annual in pink overalls and matchPutnam County Spelling ing glasses, plays Olive Bee, now in production at Ostrovsky, a sweet introvert the Southampton Cultural who whispers her word into Center, has many stars, not her hand intimately before the least of which is the she spells it aloud. hilarious book by Rachel Adam Fronc's William Sheinkin that won her a Barfee, in Bermuda shorts, Best Book Tony in 2005. argyle socks and two-toned The definitions and usage wing tips, spells with his of the words in sentences are magic foot. William Finn is The cast of characters rife with outrageous referheavy-medaled Boy Scout ences and innuendo. The Chip Tolentino, who is always judges provide a matter-of-fact definition of "phyprepared (except for that erection before his turn lactery" (a box held in some Jewish services conat the mike). And Holly Goldstein, as the uber-containing scrolls with bible verses). Using it in a senfident Marcy Park in her pinafore, who has a break tence, the judge says, "Billy! Put down that phylacwith her own reality when she whispers, "Jesus, tery! We're Episcopalian!" could you give me a harder word?" And Jesus Or, using "atheist" in a sentence: appears and says he could. "Because Susie is an atheist, she didn't mind the The production is very enjoyable and mostly well kids yelling, `Go to hell, Susie!'" executed. It being community theater, with folks at Since playing the humor would put it over the various stages of honing their craft, sometimes a top, lines are best delivered deadpan, which is director has to choose between casting actors or what Ken Rowland as Vice Principal Douglas singers. In most cases, Michael Disher chose Panch did with spot-on inflection. actors, even though most of the singing of this The show is about six quirky middle school stuoften challenging score hit the mark. All in all, he dents competing in the bee. Within those roles, the pulled strong performances from this cast. humor comes not just from dialogue but from the One standout was D'Amico, who took on both characters themselves. The lines worked best when challenges with great presence and full embodithe actors played it "straight" from the POV of ment of the character. His solo, "I'm Not that their alter egos. In comedy, anything is fair game. Smart," was a funny and emotional turn � a wellA costume, name or mannerism can elicit laughs, conceived scene from start to finish. which they do here. Consider the perfectionist Fronc hit his stride from his first step on stage, Logainne Schwartzandgrubenniere (played by masterfully pulling off fancy footwork and vocals. Allison-Rose DeTemple), with her buttoned-up His solo, "Magic Foot," was a strong moment. jacket, tie and name that reflects her two dads. Tolentino's solo, "Chip's Lament," was another perChristopher D'Amico as Leaf Coneybear, a ditsy fectly structured, dramatically successful vignette, eccentric in his makeshift cape. But when it comes even if the tessitura of this song sat high in the to the moment of spelling the word, Leaf 's voice (continued on next page) TomKochie Alexander Dzigurski While the world is familiar with the country of Serbia, once part of Yugoslavia, it knows very little about the nation's artists. Enter this week's cover artist, Alexander Dzigurski, one of Serbia's most celebrated painters. To note that Dzigurski had a difficult life living under adverse circumstances is stating the obvious, but what is equally true is his rewarding life in diverse cultures like the United States, Canada and Europe. His images of the California and New England coasts, the Grand Tetons and the Rocky Mountains especially bonded him to America and its majestic landscapes. This critic finds Dzigurski's views of other places, like the Oregon coastline and sunset at Big Sur, particularly expressionistic stylistically-speaking; the waves are strong and potent, as if they are about to go beyond the picture plane and splash the viewer in the face. Conversely, a much calmer seascape is evident in his painting of Kauai, Hawaii, with palm trees in the foreground providing depth. In many ways, the artist's work represents his contradictory experiences: powerful and intense, yet peaceful. For example, when Dzigurski was born in 1911 in Backa (then part of the Austro-Hungarian Empire), the area was already involved in political strife and adversity. In 1914, the newly independent principality of Serbia was the site that ignited World War II. Dzigurski never knew his country to be at peace. The artist experienced strife when he was growing up at home as well, with his father discouraging him from studying art. However, with the help of his mother and the Serbian Orthodox Church, he enrolled in Belgrade's School of Art. He earned his keep by doing restorations of iconostasis and painting private portraits. Because he was a talented pupil, Dzigurski was allowed to study in Munich, Germany. Joining the King's Navy in 1930 gave him a great penchant for the sea, thus motivating him later on when he came to the United States. Marriage and the birth of a daughter were likewise filled with conflict during the ensuing years when Hitler invaded Yugoslavia and he was taken prisoner as a member of his nation's army. Dzigurski managed to escape, fleeing with his family to Vienna, where he became a housepainter. He continued his restless journey when he returned to Yugoslavia after the war, and then fled to Italy after Tito took over the government. Finally, with help again from the Serbian Orthodox Church, he settled in Pennsylvania. Dzigurski's personal life would also change when he moved to America; after the death of his first wife, he married a nurse. Their son, Alex, became an artist of note like his father. During the 1950s, Dzigurski and family began traveling throughout the United States, where his love of seascapes produced many fine images and caused The New York Times to call him "poet of the sea." Dzigurski passed away in 1995. His works are now found in the private collections of Nelson Rockefeller and Henry Ford, and at museums, including Detroit's Ford Museum. �Marion Wolberg Weiss Alexander Dzigurski's work can be seen at East Hampton's Wallace Gallery. Call 631-329-4516 for hours. 1316891 DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 59 www.danshamptons.com Art Openings & Galleries OPENINGS AND EVENTS WATER MILL CENTER � 10/23 � "Blueprint for a Greener East End," 7 p.m. reception. Free admission, but RSVP required. 39 Watermill Towd Road, Water Mill. Email firstname.lastname@example.com, or call 718-643-9052. THE HILL GALLERY � 10/24 - Countess Catherine Buxhoeveden. Things that go bump in the night are captured in the artist's second retrospective, reflecting the life and times of a paranormal explorer over the last 40 years Held at the Hill Gallery from 3 to 7 p.m. 60 Millstone Rd, Bridgehampton. 631-725-3284. GLENN HOROWITZ BOOKSELLER � 10/24 � Sean Landers: Art, Life, and God. Reception from 6 to 8 p.m. Book release and reception. 87 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5511. THE SILAS MARDER GALLERY � 10/24 � 5-9 p.m. A reception will be held at The Silas Marder Gallery for "PORTRAITS OF NATURE," an exhibition featuring the artwork of Mica I. Marder. Snake Hollow Rd., Bridgehampton. 631702-2306. GUILD HALL � 10/24 � Priscilla Heine and "ac.qui si.tion" reception from 4 to 6 p.m. Works by Calvin Albert, Linda Alpern, Paul Brach, Stephanie Brody Lederman, Jennifer Cross, Peter Dayton and Jim Dine, all of which were recently acquired by the Museum. 158 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-0806. TULLA BOOTH GALLERY � 10/24 � "Landscapes + East End" reception from 6 to 8 p.m. 66 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-3100. WATER MILL CENTER � 10/26 - Carolos Soto, Charls Chemin, Christian Wassman, Luisa Gui at the Water Mill Center. 6 p.m. Free admission, but RSVP required. 39 Watermill Towd Road, Water Mill. email@example.com. 718-643-9052. WATER MILL CENTER � 10/27 � Birgitte Moss, Revolutionary Spaces. 6 p.m. Part of the artists in residencey program. Free admission, but RSVP required. 39 Watermill Towd Road, Water Mill. E-mail email@example.com or call 212-253-7484. GALLERIES ART & SOUL GALLERY � "Summer Fun" group show. 495 Montauk Highway, Eastport. 631-325-1504. Artsoulgallery.com. ARTHUR T. KALAHER FINE ART � 28E Jobs La., Southampton. Arthur T. Kalaher Fine Art Gallery will be showing the work of American Impressionist Will Hutchins (1878-1945) through October 31. Open daily 10 a.m.-6 p.m. or by appointment. 631-204-0383. BERNARD GOLDBERG FINE ARTS, LLC � Watercolors by Charles Burchfield: "A Walk in the Woods." On thru Labor Day. 4 Newtown La., East Hampton. BERNARD SPRING STEEL � Watercolors and sculptures. Open Sat. and Sun. 1-4 p.m. 7760 Main Bayview Rd., Southold. 631-765-9509. BIRNHAM WOOD GALLERIES � Open daily 10:30 a.m. to 7 p.m. 52 Park Pl., East Hampton. 631-324-6010. Birnhamwoodart.com. BOLTAX GALLERY � "Atlantida" by Juan Torcoletti. Fri.-Mon. 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. 21 North Ferry Rd., Shelter Island. 631-749-4062. BRAVURA ART AND OBJECTS GALLERY � Open by appointment. 261 N. Main St., Southampton. 631-3773355. email@example.com CANIO'S GALLERY� "Bits `n' Pieces" by Stephanie Reit. 290 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-4926. CECILY'S LOVE LANE GALLERY � Showing a variety of local artists. 80 Love Ln., Mattituck. 631-298-8610. THE CRAZY MONKEY GALLERY � Thurs. thru Sun. 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. 136 Main St., Amagansett. 631-267-3627. D'AMICO INSTITUTE � Former residence of Victor D'Amico, founding director of the Museum of Modern Art. Early modernist furnishings and found objects on display. By appointment. Lazy Point, Amagansett. 631-267-3172. GALERIE BELAGE � "Outsider Art in the Hamptons." On thru 9/8. 8 Moniebogue La., Westhampton Beach. 631288-5082. THE GALLERY SAG HARBOR � On view "Bonac Tonic Artists Group Show". 125 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631725-7707. MARK BORGHI FINE ART � Mix of mid-century modern works and new acquisitions. 2462 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-7245. PARASKEVAS GALLERY � Open by appointment. 83 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-287-1665. THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM � Photography by Jean-Luc Mylane. On thru 9/20. Mon.-Sat. 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., Sun. 1 to 5 p.m. Job Ln., Southampton. 631-283-2118. L'ORANGERIE FINE ART GALLERY � Sat. 12 - 6 p.m. Sun. 1 � 5 p.m. and by appointment. 633 First Street, Greenport. 631-477-2633. firstname.lastname@example.com. RICAHRD J. DEMATO FINE ARTS GALLERY � Donato Giancola, Jacques Moiroud and new works by Michael Viera, Robert Reynolds and Jamie Wyeth through November. 90 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-1161. ROMANY KRAMORIS GALLERY � "Auto Reflective & Off the Wall." Photographs by Pamela Cahme. On thru 9/3. 41 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-2499. SIRENS' SONG GALLERY � Fri.-Mon. 12:30 to 6 p.m. 516 Main Street, Greenport. sirensongallery.com. 631-4771021. SPANIERMAN GALLERY AT EAST HAMPTON � 68 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-329-9530. SURFACE LIBRARY � New works created "in-situ" (on-site) by resident atelier artists, potter Bob Bachler and painter James Kennedy through November 15. 845 Springs Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. Thurs � Sun. 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. 631-291-9061. SYLVESTER & CO. � The Work of David Geiser. Sylvester & Co. at Home, 154 Main St., Amagansett. On thru 11/4. 631-267-9777. TERRENCE JOYCE GALLERY � 114 Main St., Greenport. 631-477-0700. TULLA BOOTH GALLERY � 66 Main St., Sag Harbor. Thurs.-Mon. 12:30-7 p.m. 631-725-3100. Tullaboothgallery.com. THE WINTER TREE & GINA GALLERY � Daily 127pm. (Closed Tuesday) 125 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-7250097. VERED GALLERY � 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. daily. 68 Park Pl., East Hampton. 631-324-3303. Spelling (continued from previous page) young actor's range. He's a talent to watch. Dellapolla handily pulled off the charcter and the challenging vocals of "The I Love You Song" with a sweet innocent voice demanded by the role. Park's "I Speak Six Languages" was polished with umlauts double-dotted. DeTemple put in a vocal performance on "Woe is Me" that was as tightly wound as her pigtails, right in character. But many songs for women in the show made one question (dare I?) how accomplished Finn is at writing for female voices. The numbers for judge Rona Lisa Perretti (Mary Ellen Roche) should have an authoritarian feel, yet how could a singer pull that off in that range without going totally legit, which would've been inappropriate for the style? Roche made her way through the tough territory, and gave a commendable performance. V.J. Chiaramonte gave his all to the role of Mitch, the bully with heart. During the play, four audience members are invited to compete, turning it a bit improvisational for the cast members. In New York, Al Sharpton was brought on as a guest speller. His word: "sensationalizing," which he nailed. (Just kidding). The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee runs until Nov. 1, Thurs. � Sat. at 8 p.m., Sun.at 2:30. Tickets: $25, $10 for students under 21. Call 287-4377, or go to southamptonculturalcenter.org. For totally complete, up-to-the-minute listings, go to danshamptons.com click on: Calendar MOVIES Schedule for the week of Friday, October 23 to Thursday, October 29. Movie schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times. HAMPTON ARTS (+) Amelia (PG13)� Fri. 7:30, Sat-Sun, 3:30, 5:45, 8, Mon-Thurs, 7 Where the Wild Things Are (PG) � Fri 7 Sat-Sun 3, 5:15, 7:30, Mon-Thurs, 7 SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) Amreeka � 4, all week. The September Issue � Mon, Thurs, 8 p.m. Bright Star � 8, Fri, Sat Capitalism � 5:45, all week Paris � 8 p.m. Sunday UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0598) Amelia (PG) � Mon-Thurs, 4:10, 7:15 Fri, 4:10, 7:15, 10, Sat., 1:30, 4:10, 7:15, 10 Sun, 1:30, 4:10, 7:15, 10 Paranormal Activity (R) � Mon-Thurs, 5, 7:50, Fri, 5, 7:50, 10:30 Sat., 2:40, 5, 7:50, 10:30 Sun, 2:40, 5, 7:50, 10:30 A Serious Man (R) � Mon-Thurs, 4:30, 7:40, Fri, 4:30, 7:40, 10:10 Sat., 2, 4:30, 7:40, 10:10 Sun, 2, 4:30, 7:40, 10:10 Where The Wild Things Are (PG) � Mon-Thurs, 4:40, 7, Fri, 4:40, 7, 9:50, Sat., 2:10, 4:40, 7, 9:50 Sun, 2:10, 4:40, 7, 9:50 Coco Before Channel (PG-13) � Mon-Thurs, 4:50, 7:30, Fri, 4:50, 7:30, 10:20, Sat., 2:20, 4:50, 7:30, 10:20 Sun, 2:20, 4:50, 7:30, 10:20 Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs (PG) � MonThurs, 4, 6:45, Fri, 4, 6:45, 9:40, Sat., 1:45, 4, 6:45, 9:40 Sun, 1:45, 4, 6:45, 9:40 UA HAMPTON BAYS (+) (631-728-8535) Couples Retreat (PG) - Fri., 4:20, 7:20, 10:10, Sat. 4:20, 7:20, 10:10 Sun., 4:20, 7:20, Mon-Thurs., 4:20, 7:20 Saw VI (R) � Fri., 4:30, 7:30 10:20, Sat., 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:20, Sun., 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 Mon-Thurs, 4:30, 7:30 Zombieland (R) � Fri. 4:10, 7:10, 9:40, Sat., 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, 9:40, Sun, 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, Mon-Thurs., 4:10, 7:10 Where the Wild Things Are (PG) � Fri. 4:40, 7:20, 9:50, Sat., 1:40, 4:40, 7:20, 9:50 Sun, 1:40, 4:40, 7;20 Mon-Thurs., 4:40, 7:20 Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs (PG13) � Fri. 4, 7, 9:30, Sat., 1, 4, 7, 9:30, Sun, 1, 4, 7, Mon-Thurs., 4, 7 UA SOUTHAMPTON (+) (631-287-2774) Law Abiding Citizen (R) � Fri, 4, 7, 9:50, Sat, 1, 4, 7, 9:50, Sun 1, 4, 7 Mon-Thurs 4, 7 Astro Boy (PG) � Fri 4:15, 7:10, 9:30, Sat., 1:30, 4:15, 7:10, 9:30, Sun., 1:30, 4:15, 7:10 Mon-Thurs, 4:15, 7:10 Vampires Assistant (PG13) � Fri 4:30, 7:30, 10:10, Sat., 1:45, 4:30, 7:30, 10:10, Sun. 1:45, 4:30, 7:30, MonThurs, 4:30, 7:30 Step Father (PG13) � Fri 4:40, 7:20, 10, Sat, 1:15, 4:40, 7:20, 10, Sun., 1:15, 4:40, 7:20, Mon.-Thur, 4:40, 7:20 MATTITUCK CINEMAS (Call 631-298-Show for times) Law Abiding Citizen (R), Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (PG13), Saw VI (R), Astro Boy (PG), Paranormal Activity (R), Where the Wild Things Are (PG), Couples Retreat (PG13), Stepfather (PG13) THE MONTAUK MOVIE (+) (631-668-2393) Call for showtimes. WEST HAMPTON BEACH PERF. ARTS CTR. (+) (631-288-1500) 35 Shots Of Rum � October 23, 7:30, October 24, 7:30, October 25, 1, 4 Amreeka � October 30, 7:30, October 31, 7:30 PARRISH ART MUSEUM (631-283-2118) Days and Clouds - Friday, Oct. 23, 7:30 STONY BROOK U., CHAS. WANG CENTER (631-437-5220) The Betrayal - Monday, Oct. 26, 7:30 The sign (+) when following the name of a theatre indicates that a show has an infrared assistive listening device. Please confirm with the theatre before arriving to make sure they are available. DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 60 www.danshamptons.com Food / Dining Simple Art of Cooking Silvia Lehrer Every year at wine pressing time, Hank Ferlauto whose hobbies are cooking and wine making, invites his friends to celebrate an Italian harvest dinner. Hank's Bridgehampton neighbor, Al Ganci traditionally brings his signature country Italian loaf to the dinners and often infuses his country loaf with olives or even sausage. At Hank's recent harvest dinner party, Al baked a grape focaccia which blew everyone away. I was so inspired by this crusty, rosemary infused focaccia with a touch of grapy sweetness I decided to write about it to celebrate our local wine harvest. Al grew up in Jersey City, New Jersey where the local baker delivered his fresh baked Italian loaves daily to the Ganci household. His typical Italian mom busied her days preparing fresh pasta, tomato sauce, lasagna and simply all good things to eat. Al didn't know from eating sliced wonder bread. Accustomed to having fresh bread daily, when Al, as a young adult, went out into the world he quickly learned that the breads he grew up with just weren't out there. He took bread baking classes at nearby Nutley high school. That was 30 years ago and Al has continued his passion for bread baking ever since. AL'S GRAPE FOCACCIA Inspired by the season, when Al Ganci added grapes to his focaccia he created something quite remarkable. Makes 2 focaccia 2 1/2 tablespoons chopped fresh rosemary 1 1/2 cups water 1 package dry yeast The Grapes of Deliciousness focaccia for 25 minutes until golden brown. Let rest then cut into slices for snacking. RUSTIC HARVEST GRAPE TART The vineyards on our own East End inspired this timely grape tart recipe. Serves 8-10 Your own pastry dough or store bought 2 pounds wine or dark red seedless grapes 2 egg whites 1/4 cup plus 3 tablespoons sugar 1/2 cup pine nuts, lightly toasted 2 tablespoons unsalted butter, diced 1/2 cup grape jelly 1 tablespoon Kirsch or Grand Marnier 1. Roll out dough on a floured work surface to 1/8 inch thick. Drape the dough over a rolling pin and transfer to a large cookie sheet. Prick the bottom of the shell with the tines of a fork and refrigerate until firm, at least 30 minutes or longer. Preheat oven to 400 degrees. 2. Stem and rinse the grapes; pat dry with paper towels. Set aside. 3. Beat egg whites in a small bowl until frothy and stir in 1/4 cup sugar and pine nuts. Spread mixture evenly over the dough to within 1 1/2 inches of the edge. Arrange the grapes on top closing all gaps by adding more grapes as necessary. Sprinkle remaining 3 tablespoons sugar over the top and dot with butter. Bring up edges of dough and fold over to create a border. Lightly brush edges with water. 4. Bake the tart on the middle shelf for 40-50 minutes, until fruit is tender and the pastry is golden brown and crusty. 5. About 15 minutes before the tart is done, simmer the grape jelly over very low heat for 2-3 minutes. Remove from heat and stir in the liqueur. 6. When tart is done, slide onto a large cutting board and drizzle the jelly mixture over the top to glaze the fruit. Can be prepared ahead. Cut tart into wedges and serve with a dollop of whipped cream or vanilla ice cream, if desired. 1 Tbls extra-virgin olive oil, plus extra to finish 4 � 4 1/2 cups all purpose flour Coarse (kosher) salt About 1 pound red seedless grapes, rinsed 1. For the sponge: Place 2 tablespoons rosemary into 120 degree warm water to infuse. Allow water to cool down to between 90-100 degrees, about 8-10 minutes, and pour in the yeast. Allow yeast to proof about 5 minutes. Add olive oil to the water. In a mixing bowl large enough to hold the ingredients, pour in the rosemary infused water/ yeast mixture. Add 1/2 cup flour and 2 teaspoons salt and stir to incorporate the liquid into the flour. Add 2 more cups flour and stir to mix thoroughly, cover bowl with plastic wrap and let rise in a warm place away from drafts for 45 min. to 1 hour. 2. Uncover bowl and work remaining 2 cups flour into the mixture then turn out onto a floured board. If dough feels a bit sticky add a bit more flour to the board and knead the dough until smooth and elastic, about 6-8 minutes. Dough should feel supple as compared to kneading bread dough. Turn dough in a lightly oiled bowl, cover and let rise as above for 1 hour. Preheat oven to 400 degrees. 3. Place dough on a lightly floured board and cut in half. Knead each half for a minute or two then stretch, pull and flatten each piece on lightly oiled baking sheets. If shape is irregular it doesn't matter. Divide seasonings sprinkling over coarse salt and remaining rosemary pressing into the surface of the dough. Drizzle extra-virgin olive oil over each focaccia and divide grapes to press into dough randomly. Bake each 3 Course Prix Fixe $2500 Sun - Thurs - All Night OPEN 7 DAYS PRIX FIXE 2 COURSES $24 � 3 COURSES $29 SUNDAY TO THURSDAY ALL NIGHT FRIDAY - SATURDAY 5 TO 6:30PM BREAKFAST BRUNCH � LUNCH � DINNER PATISSERIE � BAR HOME MADE ICE CREAM Steak and Fries $1900 Sun - Thurs - All Night Lobster Night $2100 Tuesday Only All Night Prime Rib Night Wednesday $21 "WOW" l All Night 00 Specials not available Holiday Weekends main street, bridgehampton n , 1193177 great food in a comfortable setting t d n e pierresbridgehampton.com 1195747 631-537-0590 bobby van's RESERVATIONS: 631.537.5110 2468 MAIN STREET . BRIDGEHAMPTON, NY 11932 1193186 1198074 DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 61 www.danshamptons.com Daily Specials ALMOND - Critically acclaimed Bridgehampton institution offering seasonally driven bistro fare at very unHamptons prices. "French, friendly, fun" says Newsday. Best dessert in the Hamptons" - Wine Spectator. Prix fixe available nightly, Sunday kids special, Thursday bar special and daily plat du jours. Open six nights. Closed Wednesday. 631-537-8885. www.almondrestaurant.com. AMARELLE � Contemporary country cuisine in the heart of Wading River. Open nightly, 6 days a week. Sun, Tues-Thurs 4:30-9:30 p.m., Friday and Saturday 4:30 to 10. Prix Fixe Menu 4:30 to 6:00pm nightly. ANNIES ORGANIC CAF� AND MARKET - Serving rganic breakfast and lunch, organic juice bar, organic market, Grab and Go gourmet dinners, indoor or outdoor garden dining, SH village Delivery. Caf� 8-4 p.m., Market 86:30 p.m.. 56 Nugent St., Southampton. 631-377-3607. THE BACKYARD AT SOLE EAST � Market-fresh, market-driven cuisine with global influences in a relaxed atmosphere. 90 Second House Road, Montauk. 631-6682105. THE BAY VIEW INN AND RESTAURANT � Located in South Jamesport, boasts a charming country inn setting for delicious lunches and dinners featuring the best and freshest local ingredients. 631-722-2659. BOBBY VAN'S � Steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. till 11 p.m. Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0590. CAFF� MONTE AT GURNEY'S � Breakfast daily from 7:30 to 10 a.m. From noon to 3 p.m., serving a casual Italian-style menu. La Paticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. 631-668-2345. CASA BASSO � Three course prix fixe for $25 every night. 59 Montauk Highway, Westhampton. casabasso.net. 631-288-1841. COPA � Wine bar and tapas restaurant. Open 7 days a week, all y ear round. Private parties available. 95 School Street, Bridgehampton. 631-613-6469. THE BLUE PARROT � Open seven days a week, lunch and dinner, with a late night menu Thursday, Friday and Saturday, 11 p.m. to 12 a.m. Monday-Friday Happy Hour Specials. 33 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-329-2583. FINN'S � Open 7 days, lunch and dinner. Sun.-Thurs., $19.99 prix fixe. New menu. Late night bar menu 7 days. 101 Old Riverhead Rd., Westhampton Beach. 631-9983271. finnmccoolswesthampton.com. GOLDBERG'S FAMOUS BAGELS � In East Hampton, Southampton and Westhampton Beach, Goldberg's has brought the best bagels, flagels, egg specials, signature salads and more to the Hamptons for 60 years. EH: 631-329-8300. SH: 631-204-1046. WHB: 631998-3878. THE GRILLE AT FISHERMAN'S REST � Serving a menu ranging from legendary thin-crust pizzas to creative seafood specials. Open 7 days, 11:30 a.m. through midnight. 28350 Main Road, Cutchogue. 631-765-3474. HAMPTON COFFEE COMPANY -Espresso Bar, Bakery, Caf�, and Coffee Roastery. Full service breakfast and lunch in Water Mill. Dan's Papers "Best of the Best"! 6 a.m.-6 p.m. daily. Locations on Montauk Highway in Water Mill (next to Green Thumb) and Mill Road in Westhampton Beach (Six Corners Roundabout @ BNB). 631-726-COFE or hamptoncoffeecompany.com. HARBOR BISTRO � New American cuisine with classic French backbone. $19 3-course and $29 prix fixes offered 5-6 p.m. and all-night every night at the bar. 5-6:30 p.m. Open 7 days at 5 p.m. harborbistro.net THE INN SPOT ON THE BAY � Featuring the freshest seafood and local produce available. Open for Dinner Thursday through Sunday at 5 p.m. Breakfast/Brunch, Saturday and Sunday 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. 32 Lighthouse Rd., Hampton Bays. 631-728-1200. theinnspot.com. THE JAMESPORT MANOR INN � New American Cuisine with a Mediterranean flair. Lunch and dinner daily, closed Tuesday. 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. Call 631-722-0500 or visit jamesportmanor.com LE SOIR RESTAURANT � Serving the finest French cuisine for over 25 years. Nightly specials, homemade desserts. 825 W. Montauk Highway, Bayport. 631-4729090. THE LIVING ROOM � Seasonal classics reinterpreted with a Scandinavian hint. At c/o The Maidstone Hotel, 201 Main Street, East Hampton. 7 days, breakfast through dinner. 631-324-5440. MATSULIN � Pan Asian restaurant with varied cuisines from fresh cut sashimi to savory Kari Ayam. Open 7 days, from 12 p.m. 131 W. Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-8838. MUSE RESTAURANT & AQUATIC LOUNGE- Food / Dining Serves New American Fare with Reginal Flare, Three course Prix Fixe for $24.95 EVERY NITE ALL NITE, plus our soon to be famous $25 wine list. Open Thursday thru Sunday. Located in the Citerella Plaza 760 Montauk Hwy Watermill. 631-726-2606. OLD MILL INN � Showcases local, seasonal ingredients, including fresh lobsters and oysters, priced for the times. Open for lunch and dinner, Wednesday through Sunday, the Old Mill. 5775 West Mill Road, Mattituck. theoldmillinn.net. 631-298-8080. PARTO'S RESTAURANT � Italian restaurant, pizzeria caf�. Open Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m., Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. and Sun. 12-9 p.m. partosrestaurant.com. 12 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631-727-4828. PIERRE'S � Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Open seven days. Brunch Fri. - Sun. from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. RUGOSA � Modern American restaurant serving fresh local ingredients using European techniques. $30 Prix Fixe 5:30 to 7:00 nightly. Closed Tuesdays and Wednesdays. 290 Montauk Hwy, East Hampton. 631-6041550. THE SALTWATER GRILL � Located on the Atlantic Ocean in Westhampton Beach and serving amazing ocean views, friendly service and a new sharing menu. 379 Dune Road. 631-288-1485. SEA GRILLE AT GURNEY'S � Dinner seven days a week 5:30 to 10 p.m. Mon. through Thurs. three-course prix fixe dinner $25.95, seating at 5:30 p.m. 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2660. TIDERUNNERS � Located on the Shinnecock Canal. Daily specials. Happy Hour 4-7 p.m. Live music seven days a week. Available for private parties. 7 North Rd., Hampton Bays. 631-728-7373. tiderunners.com. TURTLE CROSSING � Serving authentic regional food. Ribs, wraps, 'ritas! Lunch Sat. & Sun. 221 Pantigo Road, East Hampton. 631-324-7166. turtlecrossing.com. TUSCAN HOUSE � Regional Italian cuisine, seafood, pastas, meat and poultry. Open year round. 10 Windmill Lane, Southampton. thetuscanhouse.com. 631-287-8703. ZIGGY'S FOOD + DRINK � Surf shack, bar and grill. Open at 11 a.m. for lunch and dinner. Weekend brunch at 10 a.m. 964 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-6060. Dinner Specials � Delicious Organic Breakfast & Lunch � s c t h � Organic Juice Bar | Organic Market � c e r c t � Grab & Go Organic Gourmet Dinners � b o c t s � Relaxing Outdoor Garden for Dinning & Schmoozing � g r n r g g � Southampton Village Delivery � n e y Sunday - Thursday Price of all Entrees include Soup, Salad and Dessert Serving Dinner from 5 pm (closed Monday) 825 Montauk Highway Bayport, NY Sunrise Highway, Exit 51, L.I.E. Exit 62 County Rd. 97 South to End, West to 2nd light Cafe 8:00 - 4:00 Market 8:00 - 6:30 e 0 0 t 0 1193228 6 t . 56 Nugent St. � Southampton 631.377.3607 Come in, Get to know us e , t o w H ave a cup of coffee on US! e p f e n 1193279 QUICK HIT NEWS BLUE PARROT Mondays - "Killer" Steak Night Tuesdays - Dirty Bird Tuesdays $10 Burritos $10 Burger $4 Beers Turtle Crossing Ribs! Wraps! `Ritas! ! "Islands Best BBQ." NY Times s t " Y Sometimes, a little news is all you need. Danshamptons.com's blog gives you just enough info on local issues to keep you in the know. Wednesdays- Two for One 2 People Eat for the Price of 1 Eat-IN N CARRY-OUT T Catering Thursdays Sundays - Karaoke 9pm-12am Kitchen Open till 12am Turtle Crossing will close for the e g l e r winter, sunday, October 25 , , r thank you for a great season k u r t - Football & Fajitas $15/$4 Beers HAPPY HOUR SPECIALS - Monday - Friday 4pm-6:30pm Lunch - Daily 11:30am-3:30pm Dinner Sun-Thurs 5:30pm-10:30pm � Fri & Sat 5:30pm-11pm Late Night Fri & Sat 11pm-12am Blue Parrot 33 Main Street, East Hampton � 329-2583 1316502 Dinner Thursday thru monday r y u 1316607 lunch saturday & sunday h y 221 Pantigo Road (Rt 27) East hampton 1 o d t ) t 324-7166 www.turtlecrossing.com 1195600 Zagat Survey Distinction 2006 - 2007 27-20-25-48 (631) 472-9090 DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 62 www.danshamptons.com Day By Day COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections: PICK OF THE WEEK THE NAKED STAGE - Anna Gutto, noted Norwegian and NYC actress/producer will perform "A Doll's House" at the Montauk Library. 871 Montauk Highway. 631-668-3377. be wear. Come learn and have fun. Presented by the Southampton Historical Museums & Research Center. Pelletreau Silver Shop, 80 Main Street, Southampton. 631283-2494. CULINARY DEMO -12-2 p.m. Loaves and Fishes Cookshop, 2422 Montauk Hwy, Bridgehampton. 631-5376066. PARRISH ART MUSEUM MEMBERS EVENT Artist Dallas Ernst opens up her private North Haven home to a select few Parrish Builder Members for an intimate peek at her personal art collection. Mrs. Ernst's contemporary home is decorated with rare artifacts collected on exotic travels, mixed with jewels of work by such artists as Leonora Carrington, Jean H��lion, August Sander, Max Ernst, Jimmy Ernst and her children Eric and Amy Ernst. Call 631-283-2118, ext.49 or e-mail email@example.com to reserve your place or to upgrade your membership level. THE NAKED STAGE - Anna Gutto, noted Norwegian and NYC actress/producer will perform "A Doll's House" at the Montauk Library. 871 Montauk Highway. 631-668-3377. SUNDAY, OCTOBER 25 FRANKENSTEIN FOLLIES � Saturday at 2 p.m. See Friday for details. GLEANING DAY - The Jewish Center of the Hamptons' gleaning day, in association with Island Harvest and East Hampton farms open their hearts by donating food with volunteers including the Jewish Center's youth group, for distribution to those in need in the East End community through 22 local food pantries, shelters, day care and senior centers. Everyone, child and adult, is welcome. Gather at the Jewish Center at 11 a.m., 44 Woods Lane, East Hampton, 631-324-9858. TRUNK OR TREAT - Decorate the trunk of your car, dress in costume and join the Southampton Town Recreation Center/SYS for an afternoon of fall and Halloween activities. Children will trick or treat from trunk to trunk, so bring some candy to share. Prizes will be awarded for best costume and trunk decoration. Free. 631-2871511. TUESDAY, OCTOBER 27 DANCING 101 - Learn basic dance movements and popular steps. 9:30 to 10:30 a.m. Living Well Yoga and Fitness, 83 Elmwood Street, Montauk. 516-380-5422. PILATES - Mat pilates at the Quogue Library. 6:30 p.m. Call 631-653-4224 ext 4 to register for the class. Cost is $7. Quogue. FLU VACCINATION CLINIC - Southampton Hospital has announced a Flu Vaccination Clinic for adults only on Tuesday, October 27, from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. The clinic will take place in Parrish Memorial Hall, located on the corner of Lewis Street and Herrick Road. WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 28 MEMOIR WORKSHOP - 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Sixweek workshop with author Lou Ann Walker. $5 per workshop/$30 for series. Register in advance at 631-725-0450. John Jermain Library, Main St, Sag Harbor. WRITERS SPEAK - Provocative and entertaining "Writers Speak" talks continue at Stony Brook Southampton with author Jonathan Weiner. The events are part of Southampton's MFA in Writing and Literature program and its popular series of literary events, which take place on Wednesdays at 7 p.m. in Duke Lecture Hall and are free and open to the public. For further information, call 631-632-5030. Art Events � pg. 59 Kids' Events � pg. 55 Movies � pg. 59 FRIDAY, OCTOBER 23 FRANKENSTEIN FOLLIES � Bay Street presents a Halloween musical romp from Stages, with tatoo parlor, fortune teller, face painting. 7:30 p.m. Bay Street Theatre, Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE � 7 p.m., $10, Matty Lion and The Big Up. 11 p.m., $15, Dan Bailey and Living Rhythm. Stephen Talkhouse, 16 Main St, Amagansett. 631267-3117. DAYS AND CLOUDS - "Days and Clouds," a film about a well-to-do couple who leave their jobs to fulfill a longtime dream of studying art history. $5 members, $7 non-members. 7:30 p.m. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2118. EAST HAMPTON FARMERS MARKET � Farmers Market in the Nick and Toni's parking lot. 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. 136 North Main Street, East Hampton. 631-727-7850 x 333. GATEWAY HOUSE OF HORRORS - Effects, lights, sets, costumes, ghosts, corpses, crazed maniacs, flying demons and other gruesome creatures will accompany those brave enough on their dark, eerie walk thru a maze of what promises to be a one-of-a-kind, heart-pounding, theatrical event. Gateway's Haunted Playhouse of Horrors opens Friday, October 16, and remains open until Sunday, November 1. Tickets $15, Fast Pass Available. The Gateway Playhouse is located at 215 South Country Road, Bellport. For tickets, 631-286-1133. THE SHINING � Watch the 1980 Stanley Kubrick classic at Guild Hall in East Hampton at 8 p.m. Tickets are $8 for members, $10 for non-members. 158 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-4050. SATURDAY, OCTOBER 24 FRANKENSTEIN FOLLIES � Saturday at 2 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. See Friday for details. CROSSROADS MUSIC AT GUILD HALL - Gene Casey and The Lone Sharks, 8 p.m., The John Drew Theater at Guild Hall, 158 Main St., East Hampton, 631-324-0806. BOOK READING - Alix Strauss will be reading from her latest book, Death Becomes Them, at Book Hampton in East Hampton. In this new release, the pop culture journalist not only chronicles the troubled lives of these cultural and historical icons who chose to commit suicide, she calls attention to our fascination with suicide in particular, and death in general. 41 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-3244939. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE � 8 p.m, $20, East River String w/Legendary Cartoonist R. Crumb. 10 p.m., $10, The Roastbeef Curtains. Stephen Talkhouse, 16 Main St, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. JEWLERY MAKING BASICS - Students will learn the basics of jewelry making, from sculpting wax and soldering to setting stones and polishing, over an eight-week course. Master Jeweler Eric Messin will take you step by step to create a piece of jewelry that will be finished and ready to SATURDAY, OCTOBER 24 LONGSHANKS OCEAN BLUFFS/WOODED TRAILS (10 miles) - 10 a.m. Using some of the beautiful trails in Montauk as well as the Paumanok Path, we will explore areas of special interest on a loop hike. Bring snacks, water and wind gear. Meet at the Oyster Pond Overlook on Rte. 27 about 1/4 mile past Deep Hollow Ranch. Leader: Carol Andrews, 631-725-3367, or day of hike, (631) 356-2900 SPRINGS/AMAGANSETT (4.5 miles) - 10 a.m. This trail leads through residential neighborhoods, historic landmarks, oak forest, open fields and farm land; while at the same time never being far from the centers of the two hamlets. Meet at the Ashawagh Hall parking area on Parsons Place (just off Springs Fireplace Road). Return transportation to Ashawagh Hall will be provided. Leader: Gene Makl, 631 324-8662. ELLISTON PARK - Elliston Park. 10 a.m. -Noon. Meet at the Park on Millstone Brook Rd., Southampton. 3+ miles, some hills, pond views. Howard Reisman, 631283-5376. SEARS/HUBBARD - Sears/Hubbard. 10 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Meet at Red Creek Rd. (100 yards east of Rte. 24.), Hampton Bays. Jim Crawford, 631-369-2341. SUNDAY, OCTOBER 25 NORTHWEST WOODS GRAND TOUR (10+ miles) The Northwest Path, East Hampton's first "greenbelt" trail, is only part of this long but beautiful hike through "Bonac's" Northwest Woods. We'll see stately white pines, secluded ponds and just some very nice woods. Moderate to brisk pace, occasionally hilly hike. Bring snacks and water. Meet at the trailhead parking area on Rte 114 just south of Edwards Hole Rd. East Hampton. Leader: Rick Whalen, 631-267-6608. NARROW LANE - Narrow Lane clean-up. 8-9 a.m. Bring gloves. Dai Dayton, 631-745-0689. LITERARY TOUR OF SAG HARBOR - Literary Tour of Sag Harbor. 1-3 p.m. A walking tour featuring authors who have lived in and been inspired by Sag Harbor. In cooperation with the John Jermain Library. Meet at the Library on Main St. Tony Garro, 631-725-5861. WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 28 HEAVEN AND BACK (3.5 miles) - Sinister sounding names like Serpent's Back Trail and The Devil's Cradle belie a beautiful hike, passing stands of native Mountain Laurel and Sumac among other attractions. Meet at the Scenic Overlook on Route 27 in the Hither Hills area of Montauk, about one mile east of Montauk Hwy/Old Montauk Hwy split. Leader: Jim Zajac, 631-324-2425. ONGOING FARMERS' MARKETS - Hayground School, 151 Mitchell La. 3 to 7 p.m. Fridays; Sag Harbor, Marine Park, Bay St. 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. Saturdays; East Hampton, Nick & Toni's parking lot, 136 North Main St. 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. Fridays; Westhampton Beach, Historical Society House, Mill Rd. 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. Saturdays; Riverhead, Village lot on river behind Main St. west of aquarium. 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Thursdays. LIFE DRAWING - Uninstructed workshops 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., 7 to 9:30 p.m. Tuesdays. $7. Instructed class 10 a.m. to 12 p.m. Thursdays. Veterans Hall, 2 Pond Lane, Southampton. 631-287-4377. FITNESS WITH FIDO - Saturdays. Bideawee presents a free group walk for people and their dogs. 10 a.m., weather permitting. Dogs must be leashed. 631-325-0200 ext 118. bideawee.org. Bideawee, 118 Old Country Rd., Westhampton. MINDFULNESS MEDITATION CLASS - Guided meditation. Chairs and cushions are provided. Free. Sundays, 8:30 a.m. Mandala Ayurvedic Healing Arts, Amagansett Square, Amagansett. 631-267-6144. Check Out Dining Log Your Guide to Great Food in the Hamptons THURSDAY, OCTOBER 29 JEWELRY CLASS - Jewelry rendering class with jeweler Eric Messin. Classes will meet on Thursdays through Oct. 22 from 6 to 8 p.m. The fee for the class is $200. Rogers Mansion, 17 Meeting House Lane, Southampton. 631-2832494. OUTDOOR AND RECREATION For totally complete, up-to-the-minute listings, go to danshamptons.com click on: Calendar DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 63 www.danshamptons.com Letters EASY SOLUTION? Dear Dan, So, how would we pay for a single-payer national health care plan? Easy. For starters, roll back the enormous tax cuts given to the wealthiest of Americans during the Reagan and Bush Administrations and increase the tax on unearned income from the present 15% to 25%. How about rescinding the provision in the Medicare Modernization & Improvement Act that prohibits Medicare from negotiating drug prices with pharmaceutical companies? That provision alone incurs countless billions of dollars in additional costs to Medicare. And why not plug up tax loopholes that allow American corporations to avoid paying U.S. taxes through outsourcing? The resulting increase in revenue would leave enough money left over to investigate and prosecute all of the criminals responsible for the banking and mortgage meltdown. Paul G. Jaehnert Vadnais Hts., MN Via e-mail When is your meeting with Obama? � DR e-mail Dan at firstname.lastname@example.com the thickening (March?) and shooting deer are permissible by the Fed State Local and Corrupt Govits! Yet we homeowners must see years of growth of beautifully colored flowering plants and even Boxwood ravaged by thirsty, hungry rampantly multiplying deer or face poisoning by Permethrin. Oh and I've had Lyme's disease at least once many years recurring twice a year, for the last 25 years. Sincerely, Anna Marie Rampmoier Via snail-mail Curse of the Hamptons. � DR GATES OF HELL Dear Dan, My husband and I live in Riverhead at Willow Ponds; however the HOA wants to make it a gated community, so now you can have a column titled "Gated Islander." Perhaps the deer will be charged a toll. We oppose the gate due to the following obvious reasons: ferry traffic, winery traffic, pumpkin farm traffic, and overflow from Route 58. We want to preserve the quality of life and open space on the North Fork. That is the main reason we moved here. It is problem leaving the compound without a gate and we want to avoid traffic buildup that will cause major accidents due to gates that always malfunction. In addition, last week someone leaving Martha Clara after wine tasting caused an accident. Plus, cars are always up lined eastbound from Doctors Path to Rte. 105 for Briermere Farms pies. We want the farms to always remain here. When we purchased our unit, there was never any mention of installing a gate. We have single-family homes such as Roanoke Landing and Sunken Meadows on the north side without a gate. Therefore, additional traffic. Please help. Thank you. Anton & Phyllis DeMartino Riverhead Via e-mail Gates and fences make bad neighbors in my opinion. - DR DEER CAN KILL Dear Dan, What has a deer ever done for you? In one season, three of our family members had deer-auto incidents. The total front grill of a Buick Park Avenue (not a midget car) on Shelter Island. Six deer came running across the back three lanes and grass divider along the Pine Barrens, Route 27, west of Southampton. Front windshield smashed, glass everywhere, damaged my husband's vision. Beach Causeway, east of Bayview, Sag Harbor, an eleven point Buck came out of the pond on the east and ran into our Buick Park Avenue, (yes same car), demolishing the front end, air bags deployed, burned skin. Again my husband suffered head and eye damage, which have resulted in total loss of vision and exacerbated the onset of dementia! He is now in a full-time care facility. Deer don't need to pay insurance! After the incident (oh about 20-odd years ago, when the Buick ran into the SUV driven by the East Hampton P.D. Chief, his daughter died on Montauk Highway in East Hampton. Then was the time to gradually thin the herds to a healthful manageable size. Amazingly in the great conservancy managed tracts of land, both burning the underbrush before mer at my home in the Springs. As the weather is usually too hot to sit outside here in Florida, there is nothing I enjoy more in NY than sitting on my front porch in the early morning with a hot mug of coffee listening to the sounds of sunrise and watching the birds, rabbits, squirrels and deer appear. There were plenty of birds, deer and each day but I kept thinking, where are the squirrels? I was always so amazed at how big and plump they were compared to the scrawny squirrels that taunt my two cats here in Florida. At first, I thought the absent squirrels were coming out at night and running across my roof until I realized that the pitter/patter above my bedroom was all the unclaimed acorns that were falling from the oaks surrounding my home This was a sound I never remember hearing and I assume it was because the squirrels of years past were collecting the acorns before they could even think of dropping from the their boughs. Why is this still on my mind? Well, I came across a letter that my father (who claimed to be a Blackfoot Indian) had written to the Catskill Mountain News many years ago asking, "Where have all the bees gone?" We all know now that the dwindling bee population is a hot topic for scientists, farmers and beekeepers. So, since I truly was wondering about the squirrels I have to ask, "Where have all the squirrels gone?" Are they sick? Have we run over way too many of them? Are they one more victim of this economy providing an inexpensive meal filled with lots of protein? I read they are rather tasty, though I have no intention of trying one myself, especially if it means one less Rocky flying through my trees next summer. Sincerely, Lily Pond Daughter of "Watcher of Bees" Via e-mail They are at my house. It's a convention. � DR WHERE ARE THE SQUIRRELS?? Dear Dan, I am now home in Florida after a beautiful sum- WHAT THE PEACOCK? Dear Dan, I awoke to a large Peacock on the deck of my house in Sagaponack. I saw the leg through the shades and thought it was a turkey but nope... a Peacock! Any idea where it could have come from? Paul Delaney Via e-mail An egg? � DR Police Blotter Vitamins A man on the North Fork reported that $2,000 worth of vitamins was stolen from his house. The very healthy man, believes that the vitamins were stolen by somebody that he knows. Dingy A man in East Hampton reported to police that items on his dingy had been stolen. Among the items stolen were his gas tank and his motor. Police have opened up a full investigation into the incident. Fight Two men fought at a bar in Hampton Bays. The argument started at the beginning of the Yankee game last week. After nearly having a heart attack, the Yankee fan finally lost it and started punching the man next to him after the Yankees lost the game in extra innings. Intruder Alert A woman in Amagansett called police and reported that an intruder had used her bathroom and slept in her beds. She also reported that garbage was left in her place. No indication of a forced entry was found. Credit Check A man realized that his credit card had been stolen in East Hampton after his bank called him to authorize a Hawaiian vacation for $7,000. The man canceled his card and didn't approve the purchase, but did end up taking a trip to Hawaii after he thought about it. Theft A television theft took place in Westhampton Beach last week. It wasn't a flat screen television that was stolen however, so nobody really cares. Netflix? A man on the North Fork reported that his Netflix account had been hijacked after he reportedly ordered a few movies that never arrived by mail. The man later found out that he had not been a victim however when he found his wife sobbing in the bedroom while watching Forrest Gump. Stolen Quarters $300 in quarters was stolen from a man's house in East Hampton. Police are scouting out the local Laundromats and Coinstar machines. 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Year Round available. (516)297-6667 www.nyshrentals.com SHINNECOCK HILLS WATERFRONT 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, fireplace MINT CONDITION! Now- May 15th: $1,650/ month (631)871-1808 Driver Driver Available, your car/ mine, taxi, van. Airports, NYC, your car to Florida. Licensed/ Insured. (631)889-3647 Fuels/Fuel Services A ABA SEASONED SPLIT FIREWOOD. CORDS & 1/2 CORDS available. FREE DELIVERY. Stacking Extra. (631)872-4123 AA SEASONED SPLIT FIREWOOD R & R LANDSCAPING Quarter, Full and Half cords available. FREE DELIVERY Land Clearing and Tree work. Licensed & Insured. (631)457-0612 (631)664-3619 AAA SEASONED SPLIT FIREWOOD. All quantities. Free delivery. (631)294-1404 Good Burning Firewood. Seasoned 2 years. 250 Dumped per cord. Stacking Available. Mike Clark 631-727-9272 All Landscaping needs. Trees, shrubs, flowers, tree pruning and Apartments take downs. Free estimates. (631)456-1752 SOUTHAMPTON Cozy, furnished contemporary studio. 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WESTHAMPTON near train quiet station: Studio cottage $600/ (631)723-3801. month plus security. Also, 2 email@example.com. Bedroom, all appliances $1,100. Utilities not included. (516)445-1005 firstname.lastname@example.com Visit Us On The Web @ www.danshamptons.com HOUSE, APARTMENT & SUITE RENTALS AMAGANSETT monthly rentals OCTOBER TO MAY THE PERFECT FALL thru SPRING PIET DE TERRE BEAUTIFULLY FURNISHED HOUSE & SEPARATE 1-3 BEDROOM FURNISHED APARTMENT SUITES ALL WITH KITCHENS, CABLE, WI-FI. $900.00 - 1600.00 PER MONTH. 1 MONTH DEPOSIT WALK TO TOWN, BEACH, TRAIN, JITNEY To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com 1316503 Classified Deadline 12 pm Monday Aquebogue- North Fork Waterfront 1, 2, or 3 Bedroom Cottages. Fall/ Winter special Southampton: 5 BR, 7 baths, rates. (631)722-4096. furnished, Nov 1- May 25. www.liny-cottages.com $3,200 monthly. (917)941-8389. Bridgehampton Village: private cottage, 1 BR + loft, has every- Southampton Townhouse: 3 thing. $1,150 monthly. BR 2.5 bth, Fpl, gym, pool, ten(631)537-1773, (973)983-2555 nis. $1,750/ mo. 201-650-1466 DAN'S PAPERS, October 23, 2009 Page 76 www.danshamptons.com Year Round Rentals HAMPTON BAYS: charming, quaint beach house cape on a large lot on private road, with private beach access. fireplace, vaulted ceilings. parking; all newly painted and floors. 2/3 bedroom Bedroom, 1 bath Bath, cape cottage, $1600. (212)233-1124. Year Round Rentals Year Round Rentals Year Round Rentals WESTHAMPTON BEACH Available January 2010. 3 BR, 2 baths, pool, garage, office space $2,600 monthly +utilities. (631)255-0314 (631)288-1397 Westhampton Beach OCEAN FRONT - Yardarm 2 BR, 1.5 baths, private deck, pool, tennis. $2,495 monthly + utilities. 646-781-9300 917-279-9381 Commercial HAMPTON BAYS 1,700 sq. ft. 18 foot ceilings, two 12 foot doors. Able to drive into building. Heat, bathroom. $1,700/ month. (631)728-1114 SOUTHAMPTON Main Street, 800 sq. ft. plus dry basement, track lighting, Nov. 1- Feb. 1. Great retail location! $2,800/ month. (516)532-3040 Homes Sag Harbor: walk to town/ Beach. Bright 1 BR, full kitchen/ bath, A/C, all utilities included. SAG HARBOR Lovely 2 bed- Separate yard. No smoking. room retreat with pool. Perfect $1,075 monthly. (631)725-5702, weekend getaway! $1,800 (631)871-4752 monthly. (631)547-2211 SOUTHAMPTON Bayview SAG HARBOR/ Noyac. WonOaks, 2 bedrooms, newly renoderful, bright furnished/ email@example.com. vated bath. CAC, Water views. nished 1 bedroom cottage on HAMPTON BAYS: WATER- quiet street, w/d. No smoking, 1 car garage. $2,000/ month. Pets OK. FRONT ON THE CANAL, 2 no cats. $1,600/ month plus $1,800 Winter. (631)255-9393 BR's, 1 bath, new stackable w/d, utilities. (917)575-9449 boat dock, community pool, tennis, no pets. $1,200 monthly. Sag Harbor: Studio on pond, Southampton. 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Joe: SAG HARBOR VILLAGE: Un631-807-0101 furnished historic apartment 2 Springs, 2 BR basement apt with BR, 1 Bth, spacious, 2 flp, EIK. private entrance, 1 bath, laundry SAG HARBOR: Beautiful clean $1675/ month. Prefer No smok- room, $1,400 monthly includes 5 year old, 2 bedroom walk out ing/ pets. (917)921-2471 all. (631)495-0179 basement apartment. Tons of Southampton Townhouse: 3 storage! $1,250 all BR, 2.5 bth, Fpl, gym, pool, ten- Wainscott, East Hampton: South (631)331-0085 of Highway Near Ocean, Top nis. $3,000/ mo. 201-650-1466 floor of house. Maid, Pool Sag Harbor: 1 BR, new bath, $2000/ month. Furnished. Separwasher/ dryer, fireplace, deck, ate entrance. firstname.lastname@example.com pool, CAC, $1,550 includes all. 631- 537-3068 Joe: 631-807-0101 Homes Bridgehampton Heart of the Hamptons Tranquility 6 + acres, expandable house, 50' pool. $2.3M Hampton Real Acquisitions (631)899-3636 Bridgehampton: South of Hwy, 3 BR, 2 car garage, .47 acre, room for pool. $1.6M. Exclusive. K.R. McCrosson R.E. (631)725-3471 EAST HAMPTON 2nd story waterview. 5 bedrooms, 4 baths, gourmet kitchen, heated gunite pool, private. $1,450,000. Owner (631)786-2803 East Quogue. Country living ranch. 3 br, 2 ba, cathedral living room with fireplace, hardwood floors, eat in kitchen, one car garage and quaint front porch. Private community with beach and boat rights. $675,000. Remsenburg Post Modern Open House: Sunday, 10/25 2- 4pm 4 bedroom, 4 bath, heated IGP, Har-Tru tennis, 1,800 sq. ft. guest cottage, private 1.5 acres, beach rights. $1,495,000. Charles Rutenberg Realty Exclusive (631)235-0500 Weekly Rentals Bridgehampton Brand New Spectacular 7,200sq. ft. 7BR, 7 full bth on 6 acres. Heated gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basketball, gym, cook's kitchen, DR, gameroom, 6 TVs. Also 7 BR, 5 Bth house avail with all amenities. Wkly or wknds Owner 212-285-2440 www.theresidencesof.com Rooms HA M PT O N BAY S WATERFRONT Rooms Available For Rent With Kitchen & Private Bath Walking Distance To Montauk Highway $695/ Month Unfurnished $775/ Month Furnished $200 Weekly Furnished $75 Daily Furnished For Further Information Call (631) 728-5131 Visit Us On The Web @ www.danshamptons.com BLUE POINT $1,100,000 7 Bedrooms, 3.5 Bath Cape with separate Guest Cottage Koi Pond, Lavish Gardens, Screened Porch on 1.3 acre. Close to Beach & Boating Call Laura Soper LSA (516)768-5747 Seaville Realty East Quogue. Two story postmodern in private waterfront community offering a formal living and dining rooms, great room with stone fireplace, large kitchen with center island, 3 br, 2.5 ba, office, full finished basement, one car garage and inground pool. Exclusive $699,500. Shares Water Mill: Large, beautiful home to share. Looking for responsible people to share house from Now- May. $600 per room. Month to month also available. 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