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A minister, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?" Warning: autoplay on first link. [more inside]
You'd never guess you're an actor, Brian.
Ignore the fact he also made movies
Bean. [more inside]
we finalized the list by crossing out names that weren't funny
Top 60 Ghetto Black Names (MLYT) [more inside]
Total Eclipse of the Heart (Literal Video Version)
Total Eclipse of the Heart (Literal Version) (SLYT). This video has a cracktasticness-surreality quotient that's through the roof. [more inside]
Garfunkel & Oates
Garfunkel & Oates Experience the joy of potty-mouth songs played on the ukulele. [more inside]
Ellen DeGeneres brings the funny to Tulane University
Ellen DeGeneres' damn funny Commencement Speech at Tulane University.
The Right to Bare Arms
The writers for the Late Show with David Letterman have recently had some trouble coming up with jokes about Obama. Perhaps they should take a lesson from the master of Obama jokes, the President himself. President Obama brought down the house at last night's White House Correspondents' Dinner, poking fun at himself, his administration, and everyone else within shouting distance. Host Wanda Sykes followed Obama's show stealing performance with a few choice jabs of her own. Unfortunately, it seems that Dick Cheney's prediction has come true since no one is safe when the Comedian-in-Chief steps up to the mic.
Martin and Lewis.
Martin and Lewis Just, wow. I had no idea. [more inside]
There's something bigger than Phil....
The 1961 interview begins, "About four days ago, a plane landed at Idyllewild airport. The plane came from the Middle East bearing a man who claims to be 2000 years old. He's spent the last six days at the Mayo Clinic." The interviewer then goes on to pick the brain of the world's oldest man. [part 2, part 3, animated in 1975] This is considered by many to be one of the funniest comedy routines of all time -- Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks performing The 2000 Year Old Man. [ A 1961 TV clip of 2KYOM • Another • Similar, only it's an accountant instead of an old man • Origins of the words "cheese" and "egg" • Interview with Reiner & Brooks, late 1990's; Part 2 • Similar, only with Charlie Rose as the interviewer ]
The Return of the Spook-A-Blast
Prepare for the Return of the Spook-A-Blast... After 17 years, Sam Raimi has returned to the genre that made him a cult legend with a new, low(ish) budget film; get ready for DRAG ME TO HELL [more inside]
Outdoor fucking starts today
The First of May Jonathan Coulton's ode to the 'coming' of spring (SLYT). NSFW language. Coulton's Last.fm page. More MP3s here. Coulton wrote the 'Still Alive' song from Portal and also works with John Hodgman. Jon on Twitter.
"I can make the word 'Canadian' sound sexy!"
Buddy Cole on (1) Love at First Sight, (2) Racism, (3) Dinosaurs, (4) Being Canadian, (5) Finding Love and (6) Outing Celebrities.
Relax in the carefree atmosphere of old English charm...
In 2000, the British Film Institute voted Fawlty Towers number 1 on its list of the 100 Greatest British Television Programmes. Perhaps an even greater tribute, numerous real-life lodgings have named themselves after it. Next month, Connie Booth - now a practicing psychotherapist in London - will break a 30 year silence about the show for a televised special. [more inside]
Zombie Sushi Bar: A clip from the 1998 Hong Kong Horror-Comedy classic "Bio Zombie" (Sun faa Sau si) shows our intrepid heroine trying to blend in at a Undead Sushi Bar with delightfully disgusting results. NSFS (Not Safe For Squeamish) [more inside]
Never a moment's peace...
Tonight in the MetaFilter Lecture Series, "Health through Nutrition: Its Prevention and Cure" by Brother Theodore Gottlieb (1906-2001), stand-up tragedian. [more inside]
Brüno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt
Trailer for Brüno, the upcoming film by Sacha Baron Cohen, formerly known for his characters Ali G and Borat.
I hate deer, but I love Leicas.
"Get a grip, man. you can't let this wash over you. You have no control over what happens right now. But you can do one thing. Get up on top of the fear. Get above it. " Louis C.K. ( previously ) is writing about his recent experience on a USO tour in the Middle East. It's funny and genuine, and he's a decent photographer. Also, Dino Stamatopoulos was there.
Bob Claster interviews comedians
Bob Claster was a DJ on KCRW in Los Angeles. In the 80's he had a comedy show called Funny Stuff and he would interview comedians. He has many of these interviews online as mp3s. He interviewed Tom Lehrer, Douglas Adams, Danny Arnold (a.k.a. Barney Miller), Peter Cook, Terry Jones, two interviews with John Cleese, one solo and another with Michael Palin, Emo Philips, Billy Connolly, Mort Sahl, Quentin Crisp, "Brother Theodore" Gottlieb, June Foray and Bill Scott (a.k.a. Rocky and Bullwinkle and an epic five-part interview with Stan Freberg, the subject of my last post.
Freberg! Freberg!
Oregon! Oregon! A Centennial Fable in Three Acts is a musical comedy by famed radio comedian and Looney Tunes voice actor Stan Freberg that was commissioned in 1959 to commemorate the 100th anniversary of Oregon statehood. This year, on the 150th anniversary, Stan Freberg and Pink Martini will revive the musical with a new 4th act written by Freberg (check out the complete Pink Martini concert on the page). For more Freberg goodness check out these 15 episodes of his radio show and this 1999 interview which includes some of his classic sketches (sketches in RealAudio format).
A Series of Pop-Cultural Charts
Sitcom Maps from DanMeth.com
Michael Richards gets a mulligan for the week
"I understand you want to make finance entertaining, but it's not a f*ckin game." (parts 1 2 3) After trading blows over the last couple weeks, CNBC's Mad Money host Jim Cramer appeared opposite Jon Stewart as a guest on The Daily Show. While Cramer worked to keep his poise during the awkward exchange, the evisceration may call to mind Jon's appearance on Crossfire.
Goodnight, Ricky. Goodnight, Julian. Goodnight, Bubbles.
[NSFW] It's almost time to Say Goodnight to the Bad Guys -- the final episode of the Trailer Park Boys aired in December, 2008. (As Bubbles says, "It's a dirty, sassy liquor. So sassy.") Producer Mike Clattenburg says that there will be a second movie, "Countdown to Liquor Day", to be released late in 2009. After that, though, the TPB franchise will buy the great double-wide in the sky. [pervyously, preevisilly or however th' fuck you say it.] [more inside]
I Write, They Answer (Usually)
What if you wrote to Alpo to ask if they have a senior citizen's blend, or to the AARP to inquire about the living status of Abe Vigoda? And what if they wrote back? That's the purpose of Jackassletters.com, part mischief, part mayhem, from MeFi's own cjorgensen. History has demonstrated the fun of hoax letter writing, for instance Kitty Piddle Soda from Avery's Beverages. Someone has to carry on the tradition. Tweaking the noses of power and fame. (via MeFi Projects)
I'm On a Boat, Featuring T-pain (NSFWork or Landlubbers) [more inside]
Next step: Cracked list countdowns on VH1?
CollegeHumor, which peddles fraternity pranks and workplace stunts to an online audience of millions, is making the move to television this Sunday. [more inside]
It's Just a Ride!
On October 1, 1993, Bill Hicks was scheduled to appear on The Late Show with David Letterman for the twelfth time, but his entire performance was removed from the broadcast -- the only occasion, up to that point, in which a comedian's entire routine had been cut after taping. It will be shown for the very first time on David Letterman tonight and Bill Hicks' mother will be the guest. Derbs. Your question has an answer.
Playing him out.
Henry Hey's new Bush Song. (SLYTP; previously; via waxy.) [more inside]
___ Days Without an Accident
Hochbetrieb [Nuts & Bolts] is a 2003 short from Germany that utilizes live actors and computer-generated effects in tribute to influences ranging from silent comedies to Charles Ebbetts' images of construction crews atop the GE Building, along with a cat & mouse cartoon from MGM guest-starring a baby and a Warner Brothers piece about an amphibian.
The Japanese Teller & Teller
Gamarjobat: well-dressed, colored-mohawk-wearing Japanese mime-magic-comedy duo. They may even fight crime, too. 1, 2, 3, 4
The Uncle Floyd FPP!
Deep in the Heart of Jersey you'll find "Uncle Floyd" Vivino, roaming the streets of various towns and cities, kibbitzing with the locals. In Belleville. Nutley. Bloomfield Avenue and Ferry Street in Newark. Kearny. Cliffside Park. Main Street, Paterson. An abandoned lot in Paterson. What, you never heard of Uncle Floyd? [more inside]
Soupy twist!
Before moving on to House (Laurie) and being bloody awesome (Fry), even before Jeeves and Wooster, but after Blackadder I think, Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry appeared in an amazing sketch show called A Bit of Fry and Laurie. Fry, in particular, has a way of taking any bit of linguistic madness at all and turning it into something that sounds almost respectable.
To start off, these are calculated to make your brain explode: Tricky Linguistics and Part 2, Buying an Engagement Ring, and The Haircut [more inside]
To start off, these are calculated to make your brain explode: Tricky Linguistics and Part 2, Buying an Engagement Ring, and The Haircut [more inside]
"It's not got any dots on it. I'm a professional!"
A SLYT Christmas gift for anglophile rock nerds worldwide: The Trial Of Ralph McTell, a sketch from the British comedy show French and Saunders featuring Dave Gilmour, Mark King, Lemmy Kilmister, Mark Kuh-nop-fler and others. (previous) [more inside]
"So, Madmen is a show about people in their early sixties?"
Newest episode of "Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis" this time with guest star Jon Hamm of AMC's Madmen. For those unfamiliar, Zach Galifianakis is a comedian who's shown up in a few movies, but is most endeared for his casually abrasive stand-up; a beloved figure to and product of the Los Angeles Indie comedy scene. [Episode has a little NSFWish language, but mostly fine] Here is episode 1 of between two ferns (with Michael Cera) and episode 2 (with Jimmy Kimmel... who's a little too in on the joke)
Go Grease Your Friends
Need a side of bacon on your web site? Everything is better with a little bacon added to it. [more inside]
In order to be an immaculate member of a flock of sheep, one must above all be a sheep oneself.
Performance artists Corpus do Sheep. They also do Le Grand Peep Show. (links safe for peeps, safe for sheep and safe for work. Via Nutritional Plastic)
For Guys Who Don't Mind Chlamydia
Online Dating Commercials. Like the girl who says, "Of course I didn't put chlamydia on the profile, I put smoker." Or this gem, "I used to have to wait for days for my friends to tell me he wasn't interested. Now I get an automated email right away." [more inside]
Daryl Hall looks like a lion.
I think that we can all agree that the best-selling duo in rock history, Hall & Oates, are pretty freaking awesome. They recorded some of the greatest songs in pop history, including "Rich Girl", "Kiss on My List", "Private Eyes", "I Can't Go for That (No Can Do)", "Maneater", and "You Make My Dreams Come True". They were incredible live. And they participated in the greatest back-alley song-writing duel of 1978. Also Daryl Hall considers himself a modern-day warlock. However, last night the world learned that Hall and Oates's are sad. They are extremely saddened by the upcoming departure of Alan Colmes from his show Hannity and Colmes, and they have chosen to express their sadness through song. [more inside]
So crescent fresh!
Sifl & Olly are two sockpuppets that had a show on MTV from 1997 to 1999. In the time allotted to them, they would conduct interviews, take calls from the public, and shill for the Precious Roy Home Shopping Network. In between, they'd talk with their friend Chester, and ROCK!! Call now, and Precious Roy will throw in this extra large tube of S&O, that's four hours and thirty-seven minutes worth for ya kids, let's take some calls! [more inside]
I piss on Gods stupid world!
"Our boss is a madman! I was in the sorting office and he said our system was outdated! I spat in his face! He fired me! I have to look for a job now!" Would Klaus Kinski have been so angry if he hadn't been so famous? A vintage column by Graham Linham (Father Ted, The IT Crowd) from the late lamented Neon magazine. (via).
Ricky Gervais explores the complex meaning within the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme.
Super Powers, winner of the 2007 Tribeca Film Festival Special Jury Prize for Best Narrative Short (possibly NSFW - a couple of swear words and adult theme)
"Man is Only 90% Water, but On The Hour is 100% News"
On The Hour - available for download now The radio precursor to TV's The Day Today - both brainchildren of Comedy's 11th funniest man (ahead of Peter Sellers and Bill Hicks), Chris Morris and Armando Iannucci - is now available for download via iTunes and Warp Records (via DRM-free Bleep). On The Hour also saw the first appearance of Steve Coogan as the hapless sports reporter, Alan Partridge who made regular appearances in "On the Hour" and "The Day Today" before being spun off into the TV shows: "Knowing Me, Knowing You" and "I'm Alan Partridge" [more inside]
Matinee with Bob and Ray
"Wally Ballou here, reporting for the Matinob with Ray and Bob from the World Wide Internets..." Bob Elliott and Ray Goulding are better known as Bob and Ray. Spending over four decades on the radio, television, print, and Broadway, beginning in Boston in 1946, they pioneered absurdist, satirical, dry, improvisational sketch comedy, influencing a legion of future comics (and others). The duo was inducted into the NAB Hall of Fame in 1984. They last appeared on the radio in NPR's "The Bob and Ray Public Radio Show" from 1982-1987. [more inside]
the snob gobbler
Jozin z bazin Mladek & Banjo Band, worth waiting to 2:00. "The song is about this monster Jozin who lives in the swamps somewhere in Moravia and eats only people from Prague - the city snobs." [more inside]
Typo-induced time warp
The story of a speeding ticket, in three acts (click to see full-sized, readable versions). The Cliffs Notes version: man gets speeding ticket complete with a typo on the date of issue, man responds to police with amusing tales of time-travel, infants driving, and automobile prototypes. I won't spoil the ending.
New Internet Dramedy Hits Internet
History and the Universe, mentioned months ago in a NYTimes travel feature, has finally gone live. This Internet TV channel has two shows so far: Big Book of Lies and Emily Time, both filmed in Buenos Aires. Video is high quality, even filmic at times. Favorite characters include Buck Chomsky, the disaffected son of you-know-who, and Exon, a 5'3 Colombian gangster with a penchant for Apple products.
The future belongs to the robots.
"Fuhrer, we have some unexpected news: the band you hired tonight have broken down in their van ... we have already hired a replacement band. They play... jazz." Ah, silly Nazi henchmen! They should've hired The Trons. Yes, The Trons. Surely the Fuhrer would've enjoyed The Humans Are Dead. But let's go behind the scenes and meet Greg Locke, the human behind the Trons, who, by day, designs blueberry sorting machines, and has been kind enough to create a Trons MySpace page. But the Trons will ultimately have to go modular. It's the only way a robot band can hope to reform for the inevitable reunion tour. [more inside]
Visual Comedy
Have you heard the one about the deaf comedian? John Smith is Britain's only BSL (British Sign Language) stand-up.

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Slow-Cooker Black Bean-Mushroom Chili
From EatingWell: Winter 2004, The Essential EatingWell Cookbook (2004)
Black beans, earthy mushrooms and tangy tomatillos combine with a variety of spices and smoky chipotles to create a fantastic full-flavored chili. It can simmer in the slow cooker all day, which makes it perfect for a healthy supper when the end of your day is rushed.
Makes: 10 servings, generous 1 cup each
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Nutrition Profile
Diabetes appropriate | Low calorie | Low cholesterol | Low sodium | Healthy weight | High calcium | High fiber | High potassium | Gluten free |View Our Nutrition Guidelines »
- 1 pound dried black beans, (2 1/2 cups), rinsed
- 1 tablespoon extra-virgin olive oil
- 1/4 cup mustard seeds
- 2 tablespoons chili powder
- 1 1/2 teaspoons cumin seeds, or ground cumin
- 1/2 teaspoon cardamom seeds, or ground cardamom
- 2 medium onions, coarsely chopped
- 1 pound mushrooms, sliced
- 8 ounces tomatillos, (see Ingredient Note), husked, rinsed and coarsely chopped
- 1/4 cup water
- 5 1/2 cups mushroom broth, or vegetable broth
- 1 6-ounce can tomato paste
- 1-2 tablespoons minced canned chipotle peppers in adobo sauce, (see Ingredient Note)
- 1 1/4 cups grated Monterey Jack, or pepper Jack cheese
- 1/2 cup reduced-fat sour cream
- 1/2 cup chopped fresh cilantro
- 2 limes, cut into wedges
- Soak beans overnight in 2 quarts water. (Alternatively, place beans and 2 quarts water in a large pot. Bring to a boil. Boil for 2 minutes. Remove from heat and let stand for 1 hour.) Drain the beans, discarding soaking liquid.
- Combine oil, mustard seeds, chili powder, cumin and cardamom in a 5- to 6-quart Dutch oven. Place over high heat and stir until the spices sizzle, about 30 seconds. Add onions, mushrooms, tomatillos and water. Cover and cook, stirring occasionally, until the vegetables are juicy, 5 to 7 minutes. Uncover and stir often until the juices evaporate and the vegetables are lightly browned, 10 to 15 minutes. Add broth, tomato paste and chipotles; mix well.
- Place the beans in a 5- to 6-quart slow cooker. Pour the hot vegetable mixture over the beans. Turn heat to high. Put the lid on and cook until the beans are creamy, 5 to 8 hours.
- Garnish each serving with cheese, a dollop of sour cream and a sprinkling of cilantro. Serve with lime wedges. Stovetop Variation: Total: 4 1/2 hours In Step 2, increase broth to 81/2 cups. Omit Step 3. Add the beans to the Dutch oven; cover and simmer the chili gently over low heat, stirring occasionally, until the beans are creamy to bite, about 3 hours.
Tips & Notes
- Make Ahead Tip: Cover and refrigerate for up to 2 days or freeze for up to 3 months. | Equipment: 5- to 6-quart slow cooker
- Ingredient notes: Chipotle peppers are dried, smoked jalapeño peppers. Ground chipotle chile pepper can be found in the specialty spice section of most supermarkets. Chipotle chiles in adobo sauce are smoked jalapeños packed in a flavorful sauce. Look for the small cans with the Mexican foods in large supermarkets. Once opened, they'll keep up to 2 weeks in the refrigerator or 6 months in the freezer.
- Tomatillos are tart, plum-size green fruits that look like small, husk-covered green tomatoes. Find them in the produce section near the tomatoes. Remove the outer husk and rinse them well before using.
- For easy cleanup, try a slow-cooker liner. These heat-resistant, disposable liners fit neatly inside the insert and help prevent food from sticking to the bottom and sides of your slow cooker.
Per serving: 306 calories; 10 g fat (4 g sat, 2 g mono); 20 mg cholesterol; 40 g carbohydrates; 18 g protein; 13 g fiber; 415 mg sodium; 735 mg potassium.
Nutrition Bonus: Fiber (52% daily value), Folate (47% dv), Iron (22% dv), Potassium (21% dv).
Carbohydrate Servings: 2
Exchanges: 2 starch, 2 1/2 vegetable, 1 medium-fat protein, 1 fat
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Mizzou Heads to No. 20 Georgia for Thursday Matchup
Tigers and Lady Bulldogs face off at 6 p.m. Thursday
Mizzou Welcomes No. 17 Mississippi State in SEC Home Opener
Tigers and Bulldogs Face Off on SEC Network + at 2 p.m.
Eye Breaks Career Three-Point Record in 66-56 Upset of No. 25 Georgia
Missouri improves to 13-3 overall and 2-1 in SEC play
Morgan Eye Leads Nation with 3.5 Three-Pointers per Game
Eye tallied 112 threes this season
Women's Basketball vs. Texas Tech
Women's Basketball vs. Texas Tech January 12, 2008 68-59
SFA vs MU
Stephen F Austin vs Missouri December 8th, 2007 Photos by Jonathan Brownfield
Junior (2007-08): Named a Big 12 Conference Honorable Mention selection ... ended her junior campaign as the program leader in 3-point field goals made with 166 ... also set Mizzou's single-season 3-pointer mark with 90 on the year, smashing the previous record by 25 ... finished the year ranked sixth nationally in 3-pointers per game ... scored in double figures in all but three games as a junior, including 11 games with at least 20 points ... averaged a team best 16.6 ppg. and led the Tigers in scoring on 19 occasions ... made six 3-pointers three times during season, against Arkansas , Marshall and Colorado ... posted 10 of her team high 19 points in overtime as Mizzou upset No. 11 Oklahoma ... erupted for a personal best 28 points (10-of-20) in the win over Mississippi Valley State ... scored 22 of her game high 27 points in the second half in Mizzou's win over Kansas ... had her most efficient offensive game of the year against Texas Tech after scoring 25 points on 9-of-14 shooting, including 5-of-6 from three ... posted 20 points on 8-of-14 shooting and grabbed a career high eight rebounds against Nebraska ... scored a then-personal best 22 points, including the game-winning jumper with two seconds remaining, in Mizzou's victory over Robert Morris ... earned spots on the FAU Thanksgiving Classic and CenturyTel Tiger Tournament all-tournament teams ... named to the Academic All-Big 12 first team for the second consecutive year.
Sophomore (2006-07): Started all but one game for the Tigers her sophomore year ... Averaged 11.5 points, 1.9 assists and three rebounds per game ... Top returning Tiger in total rebounds and rebounds per game, also in total points scored and points per game ... Tallied a career-high 21 points in her first ever start, going 7-11 from the field, including 5-8 from three point land ... Led the team with 64 three-point field goals, including a career-high six against Texas Tech Jan. 17 ... Swiped a career-high six steals in a Tiger win over Colorado Jan. 28 ... Went on to finish the season second on the team in steals with 44 ...Led the team in scoring on five different occasions.
Freshman (2005-06): Appeared in 20 contests, including 11 Big 12 regular-season games ... finished with 59 points (2.6 ppg), 29 rebounds (1.3 rpg), 11 assists and five steals ... 12 of her 20 baskets were from 3-point land ... scored her first career points in the season-opener against Clemson (11/11) on a jumper with 7:12 to play in the first half that gave Mizzou a 22-21 lead - MU never trailed the rest of the game ... also had two rebounds, two steals and an assist to accompany her three points ... five points and four rebounds in 12 minutes vs. Murray State (12/3) in the State Farm Tiger Classic ... a career-high three 3-pointers led to a career-best nine points in 15 minutes at home vs. Oklahoma (2/15) where she was the Tigers' third-leading scorer ... averaged 16 minutes per game over the final four contests of the season, compared to 7.1 mpg in her first 19 ... also dished out five of her 11 assists in the final three contests ... seven points, six rebounds - including four offensive - in 19 minutes against Oklahoma (3/9) in the Big 12 Tournament semifinal ... saw a career-best 22 minutes of floor time vs. Virginia Tech (3/19) in the NCAA Tournament ... against the Hokies, she tallied eight points, with all of those coming in 13 first-half minutes where she was Mizzou's leading scorer on 3-of-4 shooting, including 2-for-3 from behind the three-point arc.
High School: Averaged 15.2 points, 4.1 rebounds and 3.0 steals per game in helping lead John Horn HS to a 24-6 record and the District 12-5A title ... under coach Christina Bradford, was named to the District 12-5A First Team, as well as the Texas Association of Basketball Coaches Region 2 First Team ... named as one of 24 AGS All-American Camp Upperclass All-Stars nationwide in 2004 ... spent her first three years of high school across town at Mesquite High ... like her senior year at Horn, led the Skeeters to three straight district titles: the first in District 10-5A, and the final two in District 12-5A as Mesquite rolled to a perfect 42-0 district record in those three years ... as a junior, was the District 12-5A Co-Offensive MVP ... also chosen to the Dallas Morning News All-Area Third Team, as well as the TABC All-Region 2 Second Team ... as a sophomore, earned All-District 12-5A First Team honors to go with TABC All-Region 2 First Team plaudits ... was named Newcomer of the Year by the Dallas Morning News and for District 10-5A ... Mesquite News Girls Athlete of the Year ... for her prep career, averaged 11.3 points and four rebounds a contest.
Personal: Born on Aug. 16, 1987, in Dallas, Texas ... daughter of Leon and Wanda Hollins ... is an interdisciplinary studies major.
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text: Aug 23, 2014 00:31 LSU coach Les Miles set for 'ice bucket challenge' Saturday LSU coach Les Miles set for 'ice bucket challenge' Saturday Advocate staff photo by HILARY SCHEINUK -- LSU head coach Les Miles fields questions from local and statewide media in the Shirley and Bill Lawton Room at the team's football operations facility during LSU Football's annual media day, Sunday, August 10, 2014. Les Miles Ross Dellenger| firstname.lastname@example.com Aug. 23, 2014 Comments When the governor calls, you listen. LSU coach Les Miles on Saturday will join a list of public figures to take part in the "ice bucket challenge" — a social media-driven awareness campaign for Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, commonly known as ALS or Lou Gehrig's disease. Governor Bobby Jindal on Wednesday challenged Miles to join the thousands who have videoed themselves being doused with a bucket of ice water. Louisiana first lady Supriya Jindal did the honors for her husband, pouring the water over his head in a video posted on YouTube on Wednesday. Miles is scheduled for his ice water bath Saturday afternoon from Tiger Stadium following LSU's first full scrimmage of fall camp. Miles won't be the only SEC football coach to take part in the challenge. Missouri defensive coordinator Dave Steckel took the challenge Friday. ALS groups say the awareness campaign, with heavy backing from former New Orleans Saint Steve Gleason's Team Gleason, has helped drive millions to ALS research funding, as well as raise the public's knowledge of the disease, which is fatal and has no cure. Gleason, who retired after the 2007 football season, was diagnosed with ALS in 2011. His foundation provides supports to others with the disease. The viral video sensation, which is sweeping Facebook and Twitter, has people across the country posting videos of themselves or others dumping large buckets of ice on their heads. They then "challenge" others to do the same or donate to ALS charities. Many are doing both, and politicians and celebrities have become popular subjects to challenge. Futbol vs. football Cameron Gamble was torn. He wanted to play both football and soccer. The overlapping seasons didn't allow for that. Gamble, LSU's freshman kicker from Texas, found an easy fix. "The only option I could do, if I wanted to play both, was to be the kicker," Gamble said. A soccer player since age 5, Gamble started playing football as a safety and receiver. He began to kick, and coaches at Flower Mound High liked what they saw. "They said I was actually really good," Gamble said. Rated as high as the sixth-best kicker in the nation, Gamble is a rookie going through his first fall camp. He's competing, primarily, as a kickoff specialist. He's unsure if he'll be redshirted. LSU returns sophomore Colby Delahoussaye, who made 13 of 14 field goals last season. For now, Delahoussaye is expected to kickoff. Former LSU kickoff man James Hairston transferred over the offseason. Gamble had 19 touchbacks during his senior year of high school. It's a snap A new quarterback won't bring snap issues, center Elliott Porter says. Porter spent last season snapping to a veteran quarterback in Zach Mettenberger. He'll now snap to a young QB – two of them. Freshman Brandon Harris and sophomore Anthony Jennings have split snaps with the first-string unit over the first two weeks of fall camp. "We worked a lot in the spring," Porter said. "We've got everything straight. Me and Anthony been working together for a while. Brandon is coming along big time." The duo is expected to split first-team reps in the Tigers' first full scrimmage of fall camp Saturday in Tiger Stadium. The scrimmage is closed to the public and media. Jennings and Harris are in what's believed to be a tight battle for the starting job. "You've got two different personalities," Porter said of the two QBs. "Just like me and Vadal (Alexander) have different personalities. You just roll with the punch." Follow Ross Dellenger on Twitter @DellengerAdv. For more coverage of LSU football, follow our Tiger Tracks blog. 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