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424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate
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Hotel Torgo; A documentary about the making of "Manos"
Is there any way to watch this episode WITHOUT the annotations? I find them distracting. Please help!
This movie was made on a bar bet in El Paso, Texas.
I want Torgo's theme as a ringtone.
The master wouldn't approve......this is funny
The doberman they got to stand with the master when the husband was shooting at him looked rather too sweet to be a hell hound, or an...undead doggy, or...whatever he was suppose to be. Of course the master's mustachio disqualifies him from mastery of any variety, instead relegating him to a life/unlife of sub-mediocre used car sales...
"Every frame of this movie looks like someone's last known photograph" @ 27:15 is probably my favorite MST3K riff EVER. It's like Joel summed up pretty much every cheap B-movie in a single sentence.
I loved Mike but sometimes I really miss Joel.
Im sorry...even with the riffing i just cant get through this movie...it IS THAT BAD!!!!!!!!!!
This is so awful it just lends itself to perfect riffing, such as when the Master first wakes up and all the gags about "he's not a morning person", as the actor sits with a vacant expression.
Mike is Pizza Delivery Torgo at the end. o___o Favorite episode ever!
This episode is awesome (and insane) in so many ways. WTF is up with this movie? lol Anyway, the interludes in this episode are great. Hellbeast Crow is the effing BEST!!! I also like Joel's foot costume.
So I go to the IMDB pages for "Manos: The Hands of Fate", and learn that Jackey Neyman also appears in "Manos: The Rise of Torgo", to be released November '14.
I own this movie on dvd and I can watch it and quote the riffs as it slowly goes on!
I'm not the only one who feels like this episode is *extremely* overrated, right?
The host segments are weak to say the least, the riffs fairly standard, and the movie too unbearable. There are so many better episodes! And especially if you're going to introduce someone to MST3K - this is *not* the episode to do it with!
Is it just me or does anyone else want a Torgo's Pizza to open up somewhere near you?
I remember when this vid had less than 100 views... Along with Overdrawn at the Memory Bank and The Brain that Wouldn't Die, this was among the first copies that I ever received / bought. It haunts me to this day, but I love it all the same!
I actually think Fire Maidens was WAY more painful. Monster A Go-Go too. AND Fu Manchu. At least with this the characters are semi interesting, and we get a goofy theme song. And the guy who made it had no experience in movie making. Also once you see it enough you CAN actually figure out what is happening. I thought my brain was going to melt watching Fire Maidens. "Padding that leads to more padding" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I saw this episode when it originally aired but I was seriously stoned at the time. This is the first time I have seen it sober. A serious mistake, because now I will remember this enormous turd pile.
Believe it or not SHOUT has Manos The Hands of Fate[the full MST3K movie up on Youtube] Don't know for how long but i added the link.
Any other Canadians having problems watching this one? It was working yesterday, and today it's dead in Canada.
Hired! Part 2's Jimmie the Bumbling Car Salesman looks suspiciously like 'I Accuse my Parents' Jimmie the Bumbling Shoe Salesman, only a few years older. His essay must've gotten him in at the GM dealership.....
My first MST ep. It's never been my favorite, but it has a special place in my heart. My favorite bit has to be Kevin's left-field monologue at the end. "Did I tell you about my 20 year plan?" There are moments when this show drifts into the sublime.
Also: Dr F and Frank should have apologized to the audience for "Castle of Fu Manchu." I still haven't recovered from that one. Manos at least has the amateur excuse. Manos is yrain-wreck watchable, at least.
It honestly surprised me how they lumped The Far Side in with total dreck like The Lockhorns. The Far Side consistently managed to balance funny and interesting, and at its worst, it was at least somewhat entertaining and creative. All of the other comics that were lampooned in this invention exchange are uniformly terrible, though.
This film would be disturbing, if it wasn't so poorly made. It's hard to take them seriously when the productions values are so bad.
Hilarious episode, though.
It's like I'm wearing seven pounds of butter!
This movie was made on a bet. Hope to God he lost and Had to make this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYRdpu1JME8#t=442 Manos: Hand of Fate 8bit vid game?!
Question: What does the Master ACTUALLY approve of????
haha still singing the Sandy Frank song...
The Blond wife should learn to use her reach better. The Brunette is a foot shorter than her, she really shouldn't be able to take her down so easily.
The funny Dutch guy who does "Horrible Reviews" on YouTube says Torgo was stoned on Lsd for his performance. I don't know what excuse those fighting ladies had.
WTF IS GOIN ON IN THIS MOVIE!!!!???? I Feel soooo lost!
I personally think Turborg is kinda cute, in a post lobotomized sort of way. And the dude must have a tremendous sac if they're hanging down by his knees. So of course he has trouble walking and of course he digs the chicks; it's the hand of fate.
'Manos' is 'hands' en espanol...soooo this movie is Hands: the Hands of Fate...?
Wow. That was bad.
Alright, time for my first viewing of Manos... clicking play... now!
Hard to believe this movie got snubbed for an Oscar, right?
This movie does get slightly easier to bare on the second and third viewing for sure .. mainly because I'm listening intently to the riffing. I still can't believe what a massive steaming pile of cow shit this movie is. It is SOOOOO deserved to be called the worst movie ever.
horrible movie..but Torgo makes it!!
I triiiiied to kill this with a fork lift... (Litterally I wanted to drive a fork lift through my computer, this film was THAT bad. How is it possible for a film to be made with absolutely NO talent and NO plot!! .. WHERE's THE F***ING PLOT!!!!!
There was no crew!!!!
Some of the dialogue seems to have been written by Vincent Twice, Vincent Twice. (Anyone? Just me?)
The dog is sharp again.
Manos: the Charlie Brown Christmas tree of movies...
*sob* "His only crime was being born DELICIOUS!"
This was my first MST3K episode, watching it at 10PM on Comedy Central. Good times...
HaPpY ThAnKSgivkKah!
So, I'm about to watch Manos: The Hands of Fate for the very first time. I don't know, it feels like a momentous occasion.
You can make the argument that 'Monster A-Go-Go' or 'The Beast of Yucca Flats' were worse films, but I say this is the all-time best MST3K episode. This movie had the perfect storm of semi-continuity, awful editing, and thoroughly despicable characters to make for perfect fodder for Joel and the Bots
Torgo's my hero
Wash him as he goes
Torgo's my hero
He's odd & hairy
You're all welcome.
Why on Earth does Joel make a 'MacAurthur Park' reference after the poodle gets killed? The husband tells his wife to go back in the house and Joel yells "Someone left a cake out in the rain!" I don't get the connection, is it just supposed to be an extremely random outburst or am I missing something?
You know...there are certain flaws in this film, but more than the obvious flaws, I noticed something this time through. They're looking for Valley Lodge, right? They turn off and get to this random house. They're lost. They ask for directions and are given nothing. Instead of turning around and heading back to the highway (as the wife suggested, very logically, I might add), the husband invites himself and his family to stay the night at a stranger's house who has said they're not welcome.
What?? Who in the world would do something like that?
Well ya know..." Manos".
I have no idea why, but Joel's reactions during his discussion with the bots about monsters reminds me of the characters from Fugitive Alien. Again, I have no idea why...
What a disturbing and horrible flick! This might be the worst movie they've had to sit through.
Joel's Manos-the Feet of Fate cloak is hilarious.
The production values and photography looK like an old porno movie with the porn scenes removed. It's scarey to think that in some alternate universe , there's an X-rated version of this tedious film
So the evil dude says "I'm going to destroy you Torgo" .. and Torgo just does a strange shy squirm for like two minutes?!? Pretty much sums up this movie .. a strange shy squirm, with fidgeting in between.
Holy crap! That was awful! Excuse me, I need to go shower!
I don't understand the child...Almost as much as I don't understand this film.
this is my absolute favorite episode.
Sounds odd to say, but I think John Reynolds (the guy playing Torgo) was actually sorta handsome. I'm not talking about "Torgo" here...if you give the dude some basic grooming, remove the ridiculous leg pillows, get him off the LSD...he's really not that bad. Am I crazy for thinking this?
"Do you wanna try some of that kissing there, Burt?"
This is another of the Episodes that I have a hard time watching. The riffing and host segments are top notch, but the movie itself makes me want to jam icepicks under my toenails.
30:43 - 31:19 The crème de la crème that I ask my friends and family to watch just to witness their confused and bemused reaction. Torgo's Haunting Theme combined with his appearance and bumbling effort just to keep from falling over is beyond words.
Is anyone disturbed by how they're mispronouncing "manos?" It's the Spanish word for hand, so it should be a short vowel sound. I'm always upset by that for some reason.
Yes, yes, Torgo's a gem... but how about that painting?
Didja hear about the man of Dutch and Irish ancestry called Hans O'Fait?
Me neither.
Oh Gawd. So classic. Quintessential MST3k here. If you're looking to get your feet with MST3k, this is the one to start with.
Gypsy's portrayal of a tobacco-spitting, redneck sheriff has to be one of the funniest skits she's been involved in.
Sad to say it, but this film isn't the worst thing to come out of Texas. Here's looking at you, Rick Perry.
This is sad. The actor who played Torgo killed himself about 2 weeks after this "movie" came out only in a couple of places in El Paso.
Also Torgo was tripping ballz the whole time he 's acting,.. no really.
He has Earl Campbell thighs!!....couldn't agree more...if he's a Satyr..then why cover up the only proof?, the goat legs...otherwise, he looks like a dude with thigh pads and bad case of constipation...love that Torgo walk or gait....20k in '66 is still too much for this crap considering no one got paid...
It always bothers me how Mike/the dad rolls up to this random house, invites himself, his family, and his dog in for the night, and then bosses around the caretaker, even yelling at him to carry their luggage ("fast, damnit! fast!"). What an entitled dickweed.
Manos.....the hands of fate
Well the lost world was mind numbingly boring but yes this is the probably the worst film on the planet.
The IMDB trivia page for this movie is beyond tragic XD
You guys gotta read this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060666/trivia
Oh my god! this was without doubt the WORST! film EVER!!! But you gotta love the later appearances of Mike as Torgo :P But man was this ever the hardest film to sit through!
Oh... Torgo's supposed to be... a... satyr??
From IMDb: "Cast and crew recall that John Reynolds [the actor that plays Torgo] was on LSD during filming, explaining his confused behavior and incessant twitching in virtually all of his scenes." For more Manos trivia, click here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060666/trivia?ref_=tt_trv_trv
Tom's minute-long monologue starting at 1:23:05 is my current favorite thing (although Gypsy's background music for the closing segment is a close second). It captures the true feeling of being stuck in a car with someone cheerfully clueless.
Did Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom produce this movie to rip off their investors? Good Gravy, the boys have riffed many movies, but this has to be the very worst!
I just saw the Rifftrax of this last week (hilarious good time) and I have to say that the mom, while dumb as a brick, is one foxy lady. On the big screen in hi-def she is seriously pretty.
"Hired 2: Electric Boogaloo!" :D
I was lucky enough to see a live stage production of Manos several years ago. Especially noteworthy is that the daughter was played by a dude at least 2-4" taller than the performer playing Mom.
Also, I can never decide whether this or Castle of Fu Manchu is the worst movie ever that doesn't involve Bill Rebane or Coleman Francis. I guess it's a draw. :/
Manos: the soundtrack!
The replay of the Rifftrax Live Manos is in theaters Thu Jan 24. I highly recommend it if it's playing near you
Although it is not clear in the film Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966), the character, Torgo, is supposed to be a satyr, half man, half goat, which is why his knees appear to be misshapen. Torgo, (John Reynolds) designed the prosthetics himself with help from Tom Neyman, who played the Master in the film.
Click here for previews of Manos in HD. It's lookin pretty good.
Anyone else finding Crow's behavior in the prologue segment disturbing?
One of the many MST3K films not to be attempted without sarcastic robots.
This movie knows how many bullets a revolver holds, that's more than can be said about a lot of them.
I actually like to eat the heads of chocolate bunnies last. That way they suffer.
Hay did anyone else get car-sick from the opening scean?
And repulsed at ending
The producer/writer/fertilizer salesman actually got beat up by a lady for the end scene where the little girl is counted as being amongst the wives.
That looping music...must...resist...urge...to kill...someone...
I was pulling my hair out during the loooong, silent driving scenes. Then they started speaking, and I found myself wishing for the loooong, silent driving scenes.
Close your eyes, just listen to Torgo, and tell me he isn't being played by Katharine Hepburn!
Makes me long for "Kitten with a Whip".
Manos. What more need be said?
Anyone else going to the live Rifftrax of Manos on Aug. 16?? Coming soon to a theater near you! http://rifftrax.tumblr.com/post/20014970615/rifftrax-live-manos-the-hands-of-fate
I just can't see myself making it through this movie without Joel and the bots. Man, does it suck.
This was my first Joel episode!. Pick the best of the best to start with! XD
I think Torgo works at my local pharmacy.
Mike as Torgo @ the end .... NICE TOUCH
It would be hilarious if Torgo later went on to be Norm on Cheers, you know? Everyone yells his name as he staggers slowly into the bar, then he starts groping Diane and calling Frasier "the Master"
When I scroll through the episode list, I like to look at which episode has the most viewers at the moment. I can understand why Manos is popular in a general sense, but I've noticed that it always gets a lot of viewers (at least 4 and sometimes as many as 15 from what I've seen) Sunday evenings. The rest of the time it has (Moon) 0-2 viewers, like most episodes; but every Sunday, the sun goes down and *boom*, party at Torgo's place, like clockwork.
'Sup with that?
Split a *&%@ ing STITCH
I didn't get a chance to see these on TV, and am now working my way through the episodes. I've heard of this one, though, and had to force myself to go through all of season 4 without "skipping ahead." Now I'm all "ohboyohboyohboy" on the inside.
Hey guys. At 24:00, when they do the break, they're driving in the opposite direction of the movie behind them.
ahh.... great times, Torgo. how we miss you
Do you think Torgo is his first or last name?
Quinten Tarintino owns an original 35mm film print of this movie. He says it's his favorite comedy of all time.
You know, for all this movie's faults, the soundtrack could have been composed by John Coltrane or Miles Davis during one of their more drug-fueled experimental periods.
Torgo is supposed to be a satyr, hence the metal frame under the actor's pants to attempt to show legs that bend backward like a faun. Apparently the contraption was extremely painful to John Reynolds. He killed himself in 1966, although no connection to Manos was given in his death. Sad, really.
"Vacations are fine, but this one should be great"? Are you sure, Movie?
So is this movie grosser than it is stupid? Or stupider than it is gross? Think about it wont you?
I often wonder who came up with the initial idea to stuff pillows in the legs of Torgo's pants.
the scene where the women begin fighting/wrestling is straight out of Monty Python. Classic!!!
My favorite episode, I remember having this on VHS
Still a better move than The Room.
Hal Warren (the dad in the movie) made this film on a bet. He bet Stirling Siliphant that he could make a successful horror film on a small budget.
This movie is a circus; all that's missing is a bear on a unicycle.
It is a great episode, but if this is your first time watching the show, try a different episode first. The movie really is that bad.
Time to get started on my Torgo Halloween costume
This movie...is so terrible...Great episode though.
How has nobody else commented on this episode! Might well be the best MST3k ep of all time. Mister you keep those hands of fate at 10 o'clock and 2 o'clock.
Riffs you quote here will appear randomly in the above.
I'll bet Torgo's changing back there.
You can't just buy the cleanser! You have to buy the whole package!
"Adlai Stevenson buys a car!"
"They all wanted to be Dean Martin's Golddiggers you know."
What's going on? Is Torgo juggling?
Maybe she tunneled out.
Maybe we didn't hear it! Ever think of that?
Next time, tell me when you're wearing your white sheet!
"What happened to the bright young Torgo I hired?"
"I'm not touching you ..."
"Cut it out, you femme."
"Wants me? What kind of talk is that?"
It's oily, sleazy talk.
Boss, I need to know about the execution.
Freddy Mercury!
There, there. We can have another daughter. ...and a poodle, too.
Oh, look. Them blue Kentucky hills of Tennessee.
I'm bemused by this plucky painting.
Valley Loogie?!?
'Listen, I've never gotten us lost before.' "Have I...Honey!!!"
Go SPEED RACER
Ah, woah! 8:04
(British accent) Oh, thank you so much. A shot in the face. How nice.
*pant pant* Ca-can you hold tha-at cue card up? Um. What's it say? Oh, yeah. Arf.
Oh, right into a cow pie, Honey.
Crow: Well, for one thing, your face is too friendly. And second, your eyebrows, they arc softly as opposed to jutting inward. And, well. frankly, Joel, you blush in the most adorable way.
Jimmy Hoffa. The last known photograph.
"There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here..." - It'll be dark soon!
The end? Uh...yes! No! I want to change my answer!
No, I don't want to be IN this movie!
Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
Somebody filming a bad movie out here?
I wa-wa-wa-wa-wonder!
I'm Tom Bodett, and we'll leave a pyre on for you
Joel: Uhhh...that's not how you wear your Depends Torgo...
Crow: You may vacation with Torgo, but don't bring your American Express card!
Crow: I do NOT believe they had a crew!
The dog is sharp again mommy!
"The Master wants you as his wife. He likes beautiful women." And he likes to wear mittens.
Yup; when there's a full moon, I tell ya, that's when the crazies come out. Uh huh.
I think he has the most musical laugh I've ever heard.
"Let me just get your complementary crazy bread."
"Yeah, I remember when he would talk to me about my prospects."
Your prostate?
Work. Booze. Work.
"Oh, my God. My pants are on fire."
"Hey, c'mon it's the Sixties. There's no getting your fingers through a woman's hair there."
"Uh, are you part of the movie we're in?"
"Yes, it's Hawaiian Tropic™ for that savage buzz."
"Waitaminnit'. This is just one guy talking. Just one guy."
"Visit beautiful Ground Zero."
"Give 'em backrubs."
"Uh... May I call you? I'd like t'see ya 'again sometime."
"Yeah, maybe I can kiss your butt on the way out! How 'bout that, huh?! Heh heh."
"Meanwhile, Eliot Ness and his Untouchables head for a speakeasy in Berwyn!"
"Whack 'em. Whack 'em good!"
"Yeah he performed puppet shows for me!"
Still kissing, six straight days??
"Margaret! Open the door!"
I can't! I'm waiting for Mike!
You don't have to go away mad.
The sign pointed this way! Admit I'm right! Admit I'm right!
Joel: Alright pick out who you wanna punch!
Staring... NO ONE!
Designing women, the lost episodes...
Women who lunch, and the Manos who love them,,, next Donahue
The black and red Moses of soul
And the tender "Peeping-Torgo" scene...
♫Smoooke - on the weeeirdooo...♫
YES, dear, I'm DOING IT, dear...!
- It's the Wilson Phillips breakup!
- I kinda wish this were shirts vs. skins...
Ooh, it's the latest episode in the Taster's Choice saga...
Oh. Torgo. Don't... burn any bridges yet...
I'd have an ear that would cover me like a shroud! And a thumb the size of a juggling pin - but not on my hand...
I guess they picked up Shirley Bassey hitchhiking...
It's Pigs, Lies & Videotape...
Maybe it's a hot poodle...?
Oh come on die! My arms are getting tired.
Uh wait - there's something gainin' on us! Oh never mind, it's just the top. I'm inTENsely stupid.
Make out! C'mon - kiss her!
Oh Joel, there's a buffet of loathsomeness in this movie.
Well you look like Maude.
It was a brief affair, and it ended bitterly
Well the talks broke down at this point
And now back to We Married Manos
"Arise my wives" - and iron my workshirt.
"Oh Manos, thou of primal darkness..." - it's a Moody Blues song!
Did Mommy come back from another Bar?
Hey! Why don't you visit with Torgo awhile Dear...I'll be right in there.
Finally, my chance to get rid of that damn dog!
and the negotiations continued into the night...
Well, this does look inviting!
"Look... can we drop off Tim Weisberg now?"
"Yes Mr. Warren, but he bought the car."
"But he bought the flippen car!"
(sobbing) He… bought… the… car…
I wish those hands would just push him over!
She's telling him a secret...all over him.
Never steal anything we- Oh!
The black and red Moses of soul.
'Mommy didn't I have a poodle?' "You never had a poodle!"
You got it all wrong...Love should be musty and hurtful!
"You can have the top up or a Birthday present. It's your choice, honey!"
Light hand and get away.
Oh, she tells a good story.
"In a 'big place'? Where, Debbie?" The Northwest Territory.
Honey, when you look for someone, what do you do?
"Maggie, the damn car won't start." Yeah, that's a real bitch, Daddy.
Oh! and the hell of it is..he's never going to get that cashmere sweater clean!
Who was looking at Maggie the Cat?
He's the Clown that makes the Dark Side fun!
Tonight on Night Gallery!
I swear I know that guy!
You got family Torgo?
Sure! He is from the edge of Hell!
whoa! this is blowin' my mind!
The Amazing Technicolor Poncho.
You know, this is the slowest car chase scene I've ever seen.
What is he expecting...a Big On/Off Switch?!?
Petrified Poodle!
Man! I can't help but wonder what this cast party was like when they shot this?
Guy looks like a chainsaw sculpture!
Alright..shove over kid!
Hey! Who planted a man?
Honey! You're embarrassing Torgo!
I know you're an evil hell hound but it's after 9 and we've got kids!
You know? Torgo wobbles but he won't fall down!
Oh I'm beat! I'm hittin' the stain!
She's a Breck Girl!
When Carnies' Flirt!
~I want a lover with a slow hand!~
We got some poodle meat in the freezer for you!
Van Goh's self portrait...really....
It's Howlin Wolf! ~doo wop dat wang dang doodle all night long~
I'm thinking of having that tattooed on my face, dearest!
The haunting Torgo Theme!
Ambiguity is scary!
I Wet Em'!
Frank! I'm out of the shower...I need you to towel me off!
Ugh! Tastes like cherry Robitussin.
And now the Manos women's guild will reënact the Battle of Pearl Harbour... *whistle*
"Young fellas today won't work the way we did eleven years ago!" PREVIOUSLY, ON 'HIRED!'
"Third..." Live at home until you're forty.
But I need my insulin!!
Joel: "Gaaaah, flying elves are back!!!"
Short: "I remember the first thing that Harry drilled into me... " Crow: ".. was Harry." Brilliant!!!
I'm beginning to sober up and you're scaring me!
Every frame of this movie looks like someones last known photograph
The master? Bobbie Fischer?
Don't tell frank cause then i would have to kill him
-NAME names...
But he bought the flippin' car!
Parents, now would be a good time to talk to your children.
You know, this was the alternate ending to Beaches.
Lookee like we got some Yankee trouble-makers.
I don't think! I get even!
Oh, man, he has got a Torg-over.
Did my legs get really big last night?
...is golden!
Looks like they had a problem with the last fire.
"And never forget..."
I love you.
Oh my, it is the man. I hope we don't get carted off to the big house!
Tom Cruise is Dr. John.
"Where'd this place come from? It wasn't here a few minutes ago." Maybe it's Brigadoon.
get that cat off the piano
I don't mind telling you... my bladder has hit critical mass
"I want my puppy."
Your puppy's compost now kid.
"What could have done this?"
Ozzy Ozbourne?
I've got the moves of a wallaby.
Petrified POOdle!
Let's sing something from Pearl Jam.
The flying elves are back!
Tom Cruise is Doctor Jones!
Her heart beat's irregular!
Punch it Jimmy, I wanna be in Tjiauanna by 8 o' clock or you're fired!
"Nonsense," He hated you!
"Been hittin' the thighmaster Torgo?"
There goes Torgo. He's rounding the Master, headed for the straightaway and there he goes!
When is this guy going to demonstrate some simple competence? Geez!
♫Riders on the Storm...♫
The Most Dangerous Game...
Disconnect with extreme prejudice!
"Enough, the ceremony is done." Bars and punch in the fellowship hall.
Work, booze, work...
Sounds like he has a humpback whale under the hood.
...what is he expecting, a big on/off switch?
...and the negotiations continued into the night.
"Hey. Sorry but you're not filming "Manos" Hands of Fate in our town"
"Hey Mister! Get those hands of fate at 10 o'clock and 2 o'clock! Now!
"What about the Valley Lodge!?!?!?"
Great hotel - really convenient to the mouth of hell.
"I'll never forget." I'll always have Torgo.
Careful, honey. Torgo has been marking his territory.
Tonight on "We Married Manos"
ita a Frank Frazetta of Frank Zappa
A tongue the size of a sleeping bag. And my fingers... would fold the other way.
"Torgo, you're the laziest man on Mars!"
"A new pope has not been chosen."
(As of 3/7/2013, that is VERY topical!)
he's the guy you used to know who works at a Kinney shoes and won't leave you alone
been hitting the thigh master Torgo?
the haunting Torgo theme
Hey, stay frosty - c'mon, we survived Monster a-go-go, we can survive this!
So, what are we - 'bout a half-hour into this movie?
No, I'm afraid not, its more like a minute...
Ah, are you part of the movie we're in?
"charred finger" *crow sings*
"you can't kill me! I quit!"
"You have stolen Painted Eggs in a time of Famine."
"Think we should try some of that kissin' Burt?
Drug Data??
Joel, this is going to turn into a snuff film...
Wow, I used to go out with all these women and now they're all here... Kodachrome.
Doctor? Caramel corn's ready, do you want it in your Little Mermaid bowl?
"Sales are the most important thing in this business." Seeing as how we're salesmen and all.
"Ziggy had Garfield NEUTERED? .. now THAT'S FUNNY!!!"
It's Dr. Giggles. Goodnight, stay pink, soft and oily.
*cough* Ah....ahem. *baa* Ahem.
Can I have the watermelons ... that are in his pants?
You know this isn't Lysistrata. I like it, but it isn't Lysistrata.
Let's hear Susan's presentation and then break into small groups and discuss this.
Women who lunch (and the Manos who love them!
Doggy go walkies???
These clearance sales are brutal!
You can't kill me! I quit!
Hired II: Electric Boogaloo!
DO SOMETHING! God!
This scene is strong enough for a Manos, made for a Womanos.
Guy looks like a chainsaw sculpture.
It's like having Joe Cocker as your bellhop!
You have any idea how you were framin' back there?
Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream...
poodle: Arf, arf, arf arf arf...
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Several major U.S. retailers posted disappointing sales for November after cautious shoppers pinched their pennies at the start of a shorter holiday season.
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Outlet stores have come a long way, baby. No longer mere repositories of last season's cast-offs, factory stores are now among the healthiest retail sectors, hawking new, trendy items made expressly for them. Credit the recession for the change -- and for more reasons than you'd expect.
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Over the past few years, Walmart lost its rep for being the place to go for the lowest prices. Now, the nation's biggest retailer is making a serious push to earn that bargain cred back.
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The holiday season has been strong for retail sales overall, but some chains have still found lumps of coal in their stockings. And as the holiday season winds down, what's bad for retailers may be good for you.
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Gem Cameo Proof 1858 Gold Dollar1858 G$1 PR65 Cameo PCGS. Like most of the pre-1880 issues, the 1858 is a rare gold dollar in proof format. While 1858 marked the beginning of the modern era of proof coinage and lower denomination coins were struck in fairly large numbers, there were relatively few gold dollars produced. One researcher suggests that a list of survivors would number 10-12 pieces, including the ANS and Smithsonian coins. A search of our Auction Archives reveals that this is only the sixth time we have offered a Proof 1858 gold dollar in the last 12 years.
The surfaces of this piece display even golden-orange coloration. The devices show a significant amount of mint frost against the moderately reflective mirrors in the fields. Two identifying lint marks are located on the obverse: one below the first S in STATES and the other below the lowest feather in the headdress. A rare opportunity to acquire this important Type One gold dollar in proof format. Population: 1 in 65, 0 finer (1/05).
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Being famous and on TV doesn't always mean getting away with crime. Joe and Teresa Giudice of Real Housewives of New Jersey learned that first hand today when they sentenced to serious prison time after pleading guilty to bank and tax fraud.
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From Antonio Banderas' strange co-star to Jessica Simpson's cute family hang, these are the five best celebrity photos of the week.
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Here's a look back on the celebrities that made headlines last week, for good and bad reasons.
New Clothing Line Lets You Dress Like Olivia Pope!
They both exhibit such consistently flawless style that it's hard to tell where character Olivia Pope ends and actress Kerry Washington begins. Scandal Gladiators, like myself, salivate week after week over Pope's ever-chic wardrobe. Now, we can dress just like her thanks to The Limited!
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Taylor Swift graces the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone, looking like she just escaped a wet T-shirt contest. Inside she says she's taking a break from dating, because it's compromising her work.
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Posted 05/03 · 07:53 AM · LM EditorialHighlighting geographical proximity and improvements in transportation services, 63 percent of senior executives chose Mexico as the most attractive locale for re-sourcing manufacturing operations closer to the U.S. market, compared with just 19 percent who would re-source to the United States
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|Reviews for A Little Lemon
| Hound78 chapter 1 . 5/7/2014
Great one-shot!
| JP1124 chapter 1 . 12/22/2012
Nice 1 shot
| RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley chapter 1 . 9/30/2012
Mr Barkin just seems to stalk Ron and Kim. all for comical effect obviously but still...
| Star chapter 1 . 9/24/2012
Meh, college really isn't all that terrible as long as you study...though I gotta say the making friends thing is harder than it was in high school. Soooo many people that you weren't stuck with for 13 years roaming around it's overwhelming sometimes...although I guess I'm kind of like Ron in the sense I talk to random people for like 5 secs lol
| Mengsk chapter 1 . 11/4/2011
You may be pushing it carring on the Barkin gag. On the other hand, it proved itself worth it for the Detention line.
I think even Bonnie must have more realistic expectation toward College. Though my opinion seems to be in the minority. All those trashy hollywood college flicks, it would be understandable to think college was more high school.
This does remind me some of University experience. If crammed into one day rather than over four years.
Otherwise it's difficult to find what to comment on. Just a thoroghly well put together piece of innocent romance.
| bigherb81 chapter 1 . 8/8/2011
Nice story happy little one shot. That is definately a good one to go to bed on. I enjoyed it immensley great job.
| TheRedKommie chapter 1 . 7/13/2010
Hehehe, Another home-run in my book DP.
I liked the whole Detention! But we're in college! Page one...
Evil gram HA! And shego thus ends the time wasting Drakken!
DNAmy! She has tenure! WHAT!
Ron is such a sweet boyfriend... wait... I didn't say that! He is a manly man making his woman feel sweet and loved! AAhhhhh.. damnit! I cannot even make my reviews sound manly!
But most of all I love how you titled it a Little Lemon. It being rated T, I wonder how many people came in here expecting something else... I almost did, but then I remember like you a lil "twist" in your stories!
On a side note, you could make a bit of a series out of this. Just some one-shots. Oh well.
| The defenastrator chapter 1 . 5/25/2010
DNAmy as a college professor... well I guess she is one of the worlds best genetists. I feel like the best and brightest of any field are slightly insane. Although I don't think Amy being a prof is safe for anyone
| SecondSeraphim chapter 1 . 4/23/2010
Man, I can see this being the beginning of a full on story, not just a one shot. Give me more!
| Reader101w chapter 1 . 4/23/2010
Funny story, sounds really plausable.
I loved the part with the 'College' guy diving through the hedges down the hillside, I already had been wondering on how Kim would handle him. great work.
Keep up the good writing,
| whitem chapter 1 . 4/23/2010
Like others have mentioned, "Lemon" in the title had me a little worried, but I went ahead and took a chance. Glad I did!
Of course Kim would have the tough day and Ron's day would be fine. College is different for them after all.
A number of really good lines and scenes here, too many to mention.
Makes me wonder though just how much ribbing Kim will get from Bonnie for having Pandaroo with her now.
Until the next...
| CajunBear73 chapter 1 . 4/22/2010
Kim seemed to be a bit overwhelmed at her new environment, especially without Ron nearby. But maybe he'll make good on getting to her campus in the near future.
Enjoyed the note from Drakken that Shego may have taken down in dictation... really. Well that explained her breaking it off when she had enough of his rant of the moment.
She can do anything, and except for handling that troublesome boy, she can also get frazzled too.
But Ron to the rescue, and all is right for Kim Possible.
She'll do alright, as long as Ron brings around things from home, and himself, from time to time.
Quite the neat play on lemons here, alright.
Possible arc you got there.
| Slipgate chapter 1 . 4/22/2010
Now this has tenderness and sweetness. That's a hell of a first day for Kim, but thank you for not having her lighting into Ron about the fact that he had a better day thus far. And what Ron did was pretty damn awesome.
Can't help but wonder if Bonnie's "naughty" assumptions were eliminated or not before she left for the night.
| Isisisawesome chapter 1 . 4/22/2010
I liked it a lot! Are you going to continue it? Please say yes!
| screaming phoenix chapter 1 . 4/22/2010
That was very sweet and so Kim and Ron.


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Juices that aren't organic, etc.
I don't know of a list, though.
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Oh wow, thanks for posting this. I had no idea that some zucchini and yellow squash were GMO.
Now, I am curious about what I planted in my garden. I got the seeds in a little ziplock bag from my Dad........he's not crunchy at all. There is no telling!
Crap. My goal in growing a garden is too avoid this type of crap!
So scary I was just reading this article that a few organic farmers were worried that their organic crops were cross pollinating with GMO stuff, so in some places they now have laws, or are trying to pass laws that you must be X miles away from a certified organic farm.
Also in Europe is it, it has to be on the label of the box if it's GMO. Why can't we do that, we need to demand it!
In reading a statisitc, since some GMO grow twice as fast, the have 1/2 the nurtients in them, so you eat this veggie and think you are getting x vitamins whatever, and barely get 1/2 that amount:(( (I know prob the least of the problems with GMO, but still an issue)
Baby Girl '09, Baby Girl '12....
The saddest article I read was that one brand GMO is immune to round up, so the round up chemicals sprayed are 7 times higher than normal crops that still use chemicals! Now that is groddy, then you eat that:(((
I think I was reading it in National Geo Mag....I think it was corn?
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That's S2 on the daily chart... there's a bit of wedge forming and if TVIX doesn't break up and out on very high volume $2.86 is the downside target.
Who are you kidding?
We already know your the idiot. Where are your real time trades to prove your right.
I mean if you really had clue, you would have posted your real time trades to prove us wrong,
You would have explained how you came with your prediction.
But instead you stole pnknstnk's prediction,who also was afraid to explain how he got guess.
Remember it was the.gapper who was asking for help, proof and clarification.
You guys blew your opportunity to be credible, but instead blew him off and left all of us hanging.
But now that SPY has made higher highs and VIX has made lower lows, now you want to do your victory dance without even proving, earning or explaining.
Your one of favorite idiots who never post their trades real time, but calls out my trades initially as bad. Then I prove your wrong and just keeping making $10,000 profits on the dips
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A flocked electric blanket construction is provided wherein a fabric substrate woven from filament yarn is interposed between, and is bonded to, layers of foam. The exposed surfaces of the foam are flocked. The substrate includes channels woven into the fabric to receive electrical heating wires.
1. An electric blanket construction comprising:
a fabric substrate woven from filament yarn, said fabric being woven in such a manner as to define channels at spaced intervals within the fabric which are adapted to receive electrical heating wire;
a layer of foam bonded to each surface of the fabric substrate; and
flock adhered to surfaces of the foam layers opposite those bonded to the substrate.
2. An electric blanket construction as set forth in claim 1, wherein said substrate has a tensile strength of at least 20 lbs.
3. An electric blanket construction as set forth in either of claims 1 or 2, wherein said filament yarn is in the range of 150-250 denier.
4. An electric blanket construction as set forth in either of claims 1 or 2, wherein said foam layers are polyurethane.
5. An electric blanket construction as set forth in claim 3, wherein said foam layers are polyurethane.
Conventional electrical blankets comprise a woven fabric having the warp and filling ends so interlaced that at desired intervals channels are formed through which the wires of the heating element are drawn. The fabric is produced from spun fibers which are napped so that the blanket's finish appears quite similar to a nonelectric blanket. In use, the nap entraps air warmed by current flow through the wires so as to distribute heat throughout the blanket.
A deficiency of electric blankets of the type just described is that the nap tends to "pill" and become nonuniform as the blanket is subjected to use. This is detrimental not only to the blanket's appearance, but also with respect to its ability to evenly maintain the heat generated by the electrical elements. As a result, "hot spots" develop in the blanket.
In U.S. Pat. No. 3,528,874 which issued on Sept. 15, 1970, there is disclosed a blanket construction completely different from a conventional napped blanket. More particularly, an open mesh scrim substrate is interposed between layers of foam. The exposed surfaces of the foam are flocked to give a luxurious appearance and feel to the construction. The resultant product also is lightweight, supple and durable.
Inasmuch as the foam layers in a flocked blanket include permanent air cells, such a construction appeared attractive for modification to an electric blanket since air entrapped in the foam cells could be heated to uniformly distribute the heat throughout the blanket without concern that deterioration would produce "hot spots". Accordingly, efforts were undertaken to produce such a blanket.
In accordance with U.S. Pat. No. 3,528,874, the foam surfaces which face the scrim are flame-laminated together. This is possible because the scrim interposed between the foam layers is a very open mesh. Obviously, however, such a flame-lamination process does not lend itself to the formation of the channels required to receive electrical heating wires.
In order to overcome this problem, a flocked electric blanket was constructed by adhesively bonding first and second layers of polyurethane foam to respective sheets of nylon tricot fabric. The exposed surface of one of the nylon tricot sheets then was subjected to the selective application of adhesive so that when the two tricot sheets were brought together, channels were formed in accordance with the adhesive pattern. Thereafter, the exposed surfaces of the foam were flocked and the heating wires were inserted within the channels to complete the blanket construction.
The technique for producing a flocked electric blanket just described suffered several deficiencies. An important shortcoming was the expense of production resulting from the several adhesion steps of the process which required considerable time to accomplish. Furthermore, because of the use of the tricot sheets, the resultant blanket was quite stiff and considerably heavier than conventional flocked blankets.
The deficiencies just described cannot be overcome by using in place of tricot the woven fabric employed in conventional napped electric blankets. This is because a fabric suitable for napping must be formed from spun fibers, and to provide strength to such a fabric, coarse yarns must be included. In a flocked blanket, the use of a nappable fabric as a substrate would impart stiffness, weight and expense to the product. Also, its coarse yarns would produce a corduroy-like appearance in the finished blanket.
In order to overcome the foregoing shortcomings and problems in forming a flocked electric blanket, the present invention utilizes as a substrate a lightweight fabric woven of filament yarns. Since filaments cannot be napped, they are not suitable for conventional electric blankets. However, the use of filaments in a flocked blanket construction provides the tensile strength necessary to prevent the foam layers from being torn apart in everyday use. The filament fibers are woven so as to form the necessary channels for receiving the heating wires. Layers of foam are bonded to opposite sides of the fabric, and the exposed foam surfaces are flocked in the usual manner. The construction is completed by inserting heating wires into the channels.
The invention will be described in further detail with respect to the accompanying drawing wherein:
FIG. 1 is an exploded enlarged sectional view of a portion of an electric blanket construction according to the present invention.
Referring to the drawing, a substrate 10 is illustrated in interposed relationship between two layers of foam 12 and 14. The substrate is a fabric woven from filament yarns. For the flocked blanket construction disclosed, a tensile strength of at least 20 lbs. is required for the substrate to prevent the blanket from being torn apart in use. However, with filament yarns, this level of tensile strength can be obtained by the use of relatively fine yarns both in the warp and filling directions. These yarns are identified as 16 and 18, respectively. A suitable range for such yarns is approximately 150-250 denier, and a typical density of weave is about 15 warp and filling ends per inch. It will be understood, however, that since the tensile strength of the substrate 10 is a function of both the denier of the filament yarn and the number of ends per inch, the values just given are exemplary only, and other combinations are possible to achieve the desired tensile strength.
By employing filament yarns in the manner just described, a fabric of relatively open weave is produced.
In order to accommodate heating wires, the warp and filling yarns are interlaced in a conventional manner so as to produce channels at desired intervals. One such channel 20 is illustrated in FIG. 1, and a wire 22 is shown disposed within the channel.
The layers 12 and 14 preferably are polyurethane foam which are flame-laminated to substrate 10. However, it also is possible to bond one or both of the foam layers to the fabric by suitable adhesives.
Flock 24 is applied to the exposed surfaces of the foam layers in a conventional manner, as described more fully in U.S. Pat. No. 3,528,874.
The product which has been described is light-weight, supple, durable and relatively economical to produce. In addition to these advantages, it also has the luxurious appearance and feel which characterize a flocked blanket construction.
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Majestic was helped by fine wine and online sales
Majestic Wine has reported a slight rise in full-year profits as online and fine wine sales propped up its performance.
Group profits before tax in the 12 months to end of April rose by 2.2% to GBP23.7m (US$37.3m), the Watford-headquarted retailer said today (17 June). Overall sales in the period fell by 2.1% to GBP274.4m.
However, online transactions were up by 14.7% and now represent 11% of its UK sales, the company reported.
The average price of a bottle of wine bought at Majestic also increased from GBP7.34 last year, to GBP7.56.
Sales of fine wine, a segment priced at GBP20 and above per bottle, also rose by 9.4%, and represented 6.5% of all store purchases, Majestic said.
English wine sales also "significantly increased", the group said, without giving further detail.
Majestic opened 16 stores in the year and is on-track to reach 330 in the UK, it said.
Current trading is "in line" with expectations, while the group said it is "well prepared" for summer.
Chief executive Steve Lewis said: "Majestic is in excellent shape and has made good progress with the four key elements of our future growth strategy: new stores, business customers, ecommerce and fine wine."
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