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Situated on .3 of an and acre and beautifully landscaped, room for a pool and expansion. Excl. F#67768 | Web#H19915. WATER MILL Gambrel-style, 5BR, 4.5B home. Designed for gracious living w/ vaulted ceilings, double-height windows, great room, prof. grade kitchen, family room, 3 fplcs, patios & htd, gunite pool. Excl. Web#H35711. BRIDGEHAMPTON Price reduction. Magnificent site with dock on Swan Creek and views of Mecox Bay and open farm fields breathtaking 2.2 acres, 3 BRs, 3 BAs, den, gourmet kit., gunite pool surrounded by gardens, separate guest quarters. Exclusive. F#66520 | Web#H1428. Waterfront private community, 4BR, 2B, custom gourmet Viking/Sub-Zero, Granite kitchen, CAC, fplc, htd free-form gunite pool, outdoor shower, cabana bar w/ sink & fridge. Steps to private beach, oversized deck and 75ft. bulkhead. Web#H55937. Located in the Historic District, and a short distance to Main St. 3 BRs, 1BA and a det. artist's studio and bath. LR w/fpl, eat-in kit. and DR. F#63016 | Web#H54244 SOUTHAMPTON Gambrel home. 9,350sf, 8 en-suite BRs, grmt kit., FDR, 2 family rms, 3 fplcs, lower level w/gym, sauna, & bar. Decks & patios, gunite pool, 3-car gar., landscaping, the works. Excl. Web#H0156939. 2-story sited on .93 acre with 8BR and 8.5B. Its many features include basement, washer/dryer and twocar garage. 2 fireplaces, jewel of a pool. Hardwood flooring, jacuzzi. Excl. F#5303 | Web#H015303. QUIOGUE Updated traditional, 4 BR, 2.5BA, EIk, w/granite countertops, huge FDR w/ fplc and hardwood floors, spacious living room, family room and office. F#67440 | Web#H55319. BreathtakingviewsofOtterPond.1BR,1BAhomeoffers a large, landscaped .31 acres. Hrdwd flrs, fpl, patio and room for pool. Excl. F#59191 | Web#H0159191. WAINSCOTT Exceptional traditional includes LR w/fpl, master BR w/fpl, open DR, grmt kit., 3BRs, 4BAs, htd pool, and landscaped gardens. F#68142 | Web# H13150. WESTHAMPTON BEACH Location, location, location! This bayfront beauty will take your breath away! Panoramic water views abound! F#67300 | Web#H42468. Exceptional 1-level, double master BRs with glorious bath and French doors out to gunite pool with spa. Two additional BRs and 4 BAs in total. Spacious living quarters with large screen televisions and satellite radio throughout. All set on rustic acre on reserve. Web#10170. Avail for rent $85k season; $120k YR. 2BR Ranch. Fine residence offering kitchen, fin. bsmnt and fpl. Hrdwd flooring. Excl. F#68057 | Web#H11513. QUOGUE Build your dream home from 2,500 to over 5,000 sq.ft. Room for pool and tennis. A one of a kind Quogue waterfront lot. F#67346 | Web#H1818. OPEN HOUSES : Sat. 3/7 & Sun. 3/8 AMAGANSETT Spectacularoceanviewssurroundedbynationalpark quality dunescape. 5,600 sq.ft., 5BR, 5.5BA, 3 fplcs & 2-car garage. Htd pool w/ access to poolhouse bar area. Part of a 7-lot oceanfront enclave sharing 27 acres of oceanfront. Excl. F#47613 | Web#H0147613. Deluxe custom built 4/5BR, 4.5B home bordering private preserve in SH Pines. Chef's EIK w/ wet bar, family room w/ dual fplc and all ensuite BAs. Downstairs master with Jr. master upstairs. F#60571 | Web#H10735. EAST HAMPTON On almost 4 acres, this 4BR, 2B chalet boasts mesmerizing light-filled water views & rolling terrain. Across from Marina. Web#14429. Also available for rent $50,000. SAG HARBOR Newconstruction,traditional-styleonsecluded,shy2 acres. 9,800sf, 5BR, 6.5B, 4 fpls. Web#H53744. 2-story traditional/post modern boasts 4BR, 3.5B on magnificently landscaped property. Private shy 2 acres. Located close to all. F#6321 | Web#H06321. "Modern 2-story, 4bd, 2B with heated gunite pool situated on 1.4 very private acres. Great retreat for the demanding buyer!" Co-Exclusive. F#67313 | Web#H4303. REMSENBURG The views will mesmerize you! This 5bedroom/4bath custom contemp. is set on 2.2 riverfront acres with amazing river, pond and bay views. F#66829 | Web#H15287. BRIDGEHAMPTON Newly renovated, 2-story home w/ pool & tennis. Open interior, 4BR, 4B, dining area w/ fpl and country kitchen. Flagstone patio, gunite pool. Co-Exclusive. F#250064 | Web#H24844. Waterfront private community, 4BR, 2B, custom kitchen, CAC, fplc, htd gunite pool, cabana bar w/ sink & fridge. Steps to private beach, over-sized deck and 75ft bulkhead. F#67024 | Web#H55937. On 1 acre in the village, recently renovated 3,800sf. home w/ 5BR, 5.5B, pool w/ poolhouse, wrap-around porch & fieldstone patio. For more info 800.760.2720 x 2082. Co-Excl. Web#H34458. Close to 3 Mile Harbor beach, sits this modern home of renowned photographer/artist. Features 3-levels of living space on 2/3 acre w/ 3BR, 2B, gunite pool. Web#73264. Avail for rent. $45k MD-LD. This 3,500sf. ranch features expansive master suite, 3 Jr. suites, open floor plan w/ cathedral ceilings, fplc, gourmet kitchen w/ granite countertops and teak floors throughout. Web#H0153693. Just seconds from town, this 1-level, 3BR, 2B home has an open floor plan, htd pool, garage and beautiful yard. Excl. F#68606 | Web#H24656. Exceptional 1-level w/ double master BR w/ glorious bath & French doors out to gunite pool w/ spa. 2 addt'l BR and 4B total. Spacious living quarters with large screen televisions & satellite radio. Set on rustic acre on reserve. Web#10170. Also avail for rent $85k season; $120k YR. The moment you open the door you feel at home with it's open living area with fireplace tastefully done kitchen with wainscotted island all upscale appliances granite counter tops wood floors 3 BRs 2 tumbledmarbledbathroomsden,finishedbasement one car garage. Dir: Take Montauk Highway go South on Josiah Foster Path to Eisenhower make left then right at Coolidge to #3 on Corner. F#64857 | Web#H23684. North Haven pvt waterfront community. 4BR, 3.5B traditional-style on .8 acres features great room, 2 plcs, hardwood flrs, pvt guest suite, guest quarters and fin. bsmt. Exclusive. F#44112 | Web#H0144112. SOUTHAMPTON Classic colonial-revival home on .5 acre, 4BR, 4B, chef's kitchen, FDR w/butler's pantry, LR & great room w/fplc. Old-world details, 3 covered porches, pool, landscaping. Co-Excl. F#62057 | Web#H53967. SAGAPONACK EAST HAMPTON HAMPTON BAYS Turn-key ranch located in a very private, beautifully landscaped park-like setting. Waterfront access and mooring available. F#66895 | Web#H22795. Exquisitely renovated 1740's Barn-style home with 3 BRs, 3.5 BAs, and separate cottage with sleeping loft, full bath, and kitchenette. 3.89 acres full of perennial gardens and meticulous landscaping around pool. Exclusive. F#46740 | Web#H0146740. Move right in to this newly built traditional located in a quiet area near bays and harbors. The open living and dining area has a brick fireplace and leads through glass doors to an outdoor deck. Excl. Web#H18439 2-story, traditional-style home on a cul-de-sac features 4BR, 2.5B fireplace, CAC. Exclusive. F#42998 | Web#H22965. SAG HARBOR This traditional-style, 2-story home is situated on .58 acres. Features 4 BRs, 2.5 BAs, fireplace, central air. Offers a sense of real comfort! Exclusive. F#42998 | Web#H22965. Secluded 2-story set on 1.8 acres, offering 6BR, 5.5B, pool and tennis court, 3 fireplaces. Co-Exxclusive. F#60214 | Web#H50444. QUOGUE Onalmost4acres,this4BR,2BAboastsmesmerizing light-filled water views & rolling terrain. Across from Marina. Web#14429. Also avail for rent $50k Build your dream home from 2,500 to over 5,000 sq.ft. Room for pool and tennis. A one of a kind waterfront lot. F#67346 | Web#H1818. Look into the great possibilities awaiting you in this welcoming 3 bedroom residence near bus. An ideal lifestyle, with basement, air conditioning and hardwood flooring. Enjoy ownership bonuses! Exclusive. F#65573 | Web#H33253. WAINSCOTT Exceptional country home, finely detailed throughout. LR w/ fplc, master BR w/ fplc, DR, gourmet kitchen, 3BR, 4B, htd pool, beautiful gardens, minutes to village and ocean. Exclusive. F#68142 | Web#H13150. EAST QUOGUE Georgian Villa boasting 6,000 sq.ft. of living space plus 3,000 sq.ft. fin. bsmt w/theatre, exercise area, dressing room. Located on 1.4 secluded acres, with a very pvt setting, and stone walkways. Web#H19283. Traditional, 5000 sf home on landscaped 1.4 acres in estate area w/ 5BR, 4.5B, gourmet kitchen & dining nook. Double-height LR, FDR, den, CAC, 2 fplcs, 2-car garage, gunite pool. Excl. Web#H54643. Price Reduced. Just 2 blocks from beach, sits this modern home of renowned photographer/artist. Features 3 levels of living space. Two-thirds of an acre w/ 3BR, 2B, gunite pool. Web#73264. Also aval for rent $45k MD-LD Impeccable traditional/post modern boasts 4BR, 3.5B on magnificently landscaped shy 2 acre parcel. Located close to everything. F#6321 | Web#H06321. EAST QUOGUE Waterfront setting in pvt community. Open kit., dining, great room & den w/ 2 fpls. Master suite w/ jacuzzi, waterside pool. Walk-out bsmt has large 5th bedroom/den. Private beach. Excl. Web#H23459. Georgian villa boasting 6,000sf. plus 3,000sf. full fin. bsmt w/ movie theatre, exercise area, dressing room etc. Set on 1.4 secluded acres. F#67659 | Web#H19283. REMSENBURG Mesmerizing views from this 5BR, 4B, custom contemporary set on 2.2 riverfront acres with river, pond and bay views. F#66829 | Web#H15287. WESTHAMPTON Sited at the end of a cul-de-sac in the sought after estate section of WHB, this bayfront beauty will take your breath away! Panoramic water views abound! F#67300 | Web#H42468. Custom built home with attention to the finest details and craftsmanship. FDR w/ custom built panel flows into LR. F#68527 | Web#H21050. FOR BEAUTIFUL INVESTMENTS P RU D E N T I A L E L L I M A N C O M 1198430 �2009. 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In a Bad Economy, Here's a Tear UP When Satellites Collide by Dan Rattiner It Wasn't Like a Crash on the LIE Westbound that Wreckers Cleared James Brady, Columnist/Publisher, 80 by Dan Rattiner Let the Fish Choose by Dan Rattiner A Story about Who from What Town Can Fish in Southampton Montauk Embezzler: Questioning at Sentencing by T.J. Clemente A New Senator for ALL New Yorkers? by Susan Galardi Estate of Mind: Who's Renting What, for How Much? by David Rattiner H ARDY P L U M B I N G � H EAT I N G � A I R C O N D IT I O N I N G � F U E L O I L KITCHEN & BATHROOM REMODELING � REPAIRS RENOVATIONS � NEW CONSTRUCTION PLUMBING HEATING & FUEL & HEATING AIR CONDITIONING OIL 13 13 15 15 17 19 283-9333 287-1674 283-9607 1147419 Email Us at email@example.com for Special Offers, Discounts and Valuable Coupons Is Your Dryer Vent System Clean & Safe? Special Section: Summer Camps pg. 28 Avoid Dryer Fires... 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DAN'S PAPERS, February 27, 2009 Page 5 www.danshamptons.com 1198078 DAN'S PAPERS, February 27, 2009 Page 6 www.danshamptons.com ?Sd[`W^^[<WiW^Wde Managing Editor: Susan M. Galardi firstname.lastname@example.com �:KHUH'UHDPV&RPH7UXH� Founder and Executive Editor: Dan Rattiner email@example.com Associate Editor: Tiffany Razzano email@example.com Web/North Fork Editor: David Lion Rattiner email@example.com Shopping Editor: Maria Tennariello email@example.com Wine Guide Editor: Susan Whitney Simm email@example.com Display & Web Sales Executives (631) 537-0500 Annemarie Davin, Catherine Ellams, Karen Fitzpatrick, Jean Lynch, Tom W. 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Ratcliffe III, Lisa Tamburini Dan's Advisory Board Theodore Kheel, Chairman, Richard Adler Ken Auletta, Barbaralee Diamonstein-Spielvogel Avery Corman, Frazer Dougherty, Dallas Ernst Audrey Flack, Billy Joel, John Roland, Mort Zuckerman :H 3D\ 7RS 'ROODU )RU <RXU *ROG +$9($*2/'3$57< (DUQ,PPHGLDWH&DVK &DOOIRU'HWDLOV Publisher : Bob Edelman firstname.lastname@example.com Associate Publisher: Kathy Rae firstname.lastname@example.com Assistant to the Publisher : Ellen Dioguardi firstname.lastname@example.com � 2008, Brown Publishing Use by permission only. President & CEO: Roy Brown DAN'S PAPERS, February 27, 2009 Page 7 www.danshamptons.com Save up to 50% off fuel year after year! It's got to be System 2000! Quieter than a microwave! Virtually unlimited hot water! Proudly made in the SYSTEM 2000 It's got to be To Manhattan MONTAUK LINE Westbound READ DOWN AM LIGHT PM BOLD Montauk Napeague Amagansett DEPARTING USA! Act Now to receive up to a $1,000 rebate for your old boiler 1198131 1290 Flanders Road, Riverhead www.FlandersHVAC.com 631-727-2760 Hampton Jitney Winter/Spring 2009 Schedule Sun thru Fri SH,MA Only Sat Mon thru Fri SH,MA Sat Only Effective Thurs., Jan. 8 through Wed., May 6, 2009 To Manhattan WESTHAMPTON LINE Westbound READ DOWN Mon Fri thru thru Sun & Fri 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days Mon 7 Days Mon 5:00 5:05 5:15 5:25 7:05 7:20 6:10 6:15 6:25 6:35 8:15 10:15 12:15 8:20 10:20 12:20 8:30 10:30 12:30 8:40 10:40 12:40 W Sun W Sun Only 7 Days Only To Lower Manhattan MONTAUK LINE Westbound READ DOWN AM LIGHT PM BOLD Amagansett East Hampton DEPARTING DEPARTING Sat Only Mon thru Sat 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days Sun, Mon & Fri 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days Sun thru Fri 7 Days W Sun Only 3:15 3:20 3:35 3:45 -- 4:00 4:15 7 Days W Sun Only -- -- 4:35 4:45 -- 5:00 -- 5:10 5:30 -- 7:20 7:30 W Sun Only 4:45 4:50 5:05 5:15 5:20 -- 5:30 5:35 5:45 -- 7:35 7:45 7 Days W 7 Days 6:30 6:35 6:50 7:00 7:05 -- 7:15 7:20 7:30 7:55 9:20 9:30 W Sun Only 7:45 7:50 8:05 8:15 8:20 8:15 8:30 8:35 8:45 9:10 10:35 10:45 AM LIGHT PM BOLD Hampton Bays East Quogue Quogue Westhampton Airport Connection Manhattan 2:15 3:15 4:45 6:15 7:15 8:30 2:20 3:20 4:50 6:20 7:20 8:35 2:30 3:30 5:00 6:30 7:30 8:45 2:40 3:40 5:10 6:40 7:40 8:55 Fri PM -- -- LW Sun PM Mon AM 5:00 5:10 6:20 6:30 6:35 6:45 4:30 4:35 4:45 4:55 5:00 -- 5:05 5:10 4:45 5:10 6:35 6:45 7:05 7:20 -- -- 5:45 5:55 6:00 -- 6:05 6:10 6:25 6:55 8:35 8:45 -- -- 6:20 6:30 -- -- 6:45 6:50 6:30 6:35 6:50 7:00 7:05 -- 7:15 7:20 7:30 7:55 7:30 7:35 7:50 8:00 8:05 8:00 8:15 8:20 8:30 -- 10:20 10:30 -- -- 8:50 9:00 9:05 -- 9:15 9:20 9:30 -- 11:20 11:30 -- -- 9:35 9:45 9:50 -- 10:00 10:05 10:15 -- 12:05 12:15 9:30 9:35 9:50 10:00 10:05 10:00 10:15 10:20 10:30 10:55 12:20 12:30 -- -- 10:50 11:00 11:05 -- 11:15 11:20 11:30 -- 1:20 1:30 11:30 11:35 11:50 12:00 12:05 -- 12:15 12:20 12:30 12:55 2:20 2:30 12:30 12:35 12:50 1:00 1:05 1:00 1:15 1:20 1:30 1:55 3:20 3:30 1:30 1:35 1:50 2:00 2:05 -- 2:15 2:20 2:30 2:55 4:20 4:30 -- -- 1:55 2:05 2:10 -- 2:20 2:30 2:45 -- 4:35 4:45 -- -- 2:35 2:45 2:50 3:00 3:00 3:10 3:30 3:55 5:20 5:30 3:45 3:50 4:05 4:15 4:25 4:30 4:35 4:45 5:00 5:25 5:30 5:35 5:50 6:00 6:05 6:05 6:15 6:20 6:30 6:55 8:20 8:30 Wainscott Bridgehampton Water Mill -- -- -- 12:15 12:40 2:30 5:15 5:20 5:25 5:30 5:55 7:45 East Hampton Wainscott Sag Harbor Bridgehampton Water Mill Southampton Manorville ARRIV. 8:35 10:20 12:20 2:20 4:20 5:20 6:50 8:20 9:20 10:35 8:45 10:30 12:30 2:30 4:30 5:30 7:00 8:30 9:30 10:45 6:50 7:00 7:25 9:00 Southampton Manorville ARRIV. To The Hamptons WESTHAMPTON LINE Eastbound READ DOWN AM LIGHT PM BOLD DEPARTING Lower Manhattan To The Hamptons Fri thru Mon 8:30 8:35 8:40 9:00 9:20 10:50 10:55 11:05 11:10 Mon thru Sat 9:30 9:35 9:40 10:00 10:20 11:50 11:55 12:05 12:10 7 Days 11:30 11:35 11:40 12:00 12:20 1:50 1:55 2:05 2:10 7 Days 1:30 1:35 1:40 2:00 2:25 3:50 3:55 4:05 4:10 7 Days 3:30 3:35 3:40 4:00 4:25 6:10 6:15 6:25 6:30 7 Days 5:30 5:35 5:40 6:00 6:25 7:50 7:55 8:05 8:10 Mon thru Thurs & Sun & 7 Days Sat Fri 6:30 6:35 6:40 7:00 7:25 8:50 8:55 9:05 9:10 9:00 9:05 9:10 9:30 9:50 9:30 9:35 9:40 10:00 DEPARTING MONTAUK LINE Eastbound READ DOWN AM LIGHT PM BOLD Fri PM 4:15 Battery Park City - South End Ave. & Albany Across from Gristedes Financial District - Water St. & Broad St. Southeast corner of Water St. and Broad St., in front of Chase Bank South Street Seaport - Pearl St. & Fulton St. East Side of Pearl Street, in front of Wendy's Peter Cooper Village - 1st Ave. & 23rd St. East Side of 1st Ave. (between 23rd & 24th), in front of Board of Education Building Manorville Southampton ARRIVING ARRIV. Airport Connection Midtown Manhattan 9:00 9:10 9:35 9:45 -- 6:20 6:50 7:00 To The Hamptons MONTAUK LINE Eastbound READ DOWN AM LIGHT PM BOLD DEPARTING Manhattan / 86th St. Manhattan / 69th St. Manhattan / 59th St. Manhattan / 40th St. Airport Connection 10:20 Sat Only 7:30 7:35 7:40 8:00 8:20 9:30 10:00 10:05 10:15 -- 10:20 10:30 10:40 10:55 11:00 7 Days 8:30 8:35 8:40 9:00 9:20 10:30 11:00 11:05 11:15 11:20 11:20 11:30 11:40 11:55 12:00 7 Days 10:30 10:35 10:40 11:00 11:20 -- 1:00 1:05 1:15 -- 1:20 1:30 1:40 -- -- 7 Days 11:30 11:35 11:40 12:00 12:20 1:30 2:00 2:05 2:15 2:20 2:20 2:30 2:40 2:55 3:00 7 Days 12:30 12:35 14:40 1:00 1:20 2:30 3:00 3:05 3:15 -- 3:20 3:30 3:40 3:55 4:00 Sun, Mon & Fri 1:00 1:05 1:10 1:30 1:50 -- 3:30 3:35 3:45 -- 3:50 4:00 4:10 -- -- 7 Days 1:30 1:35 1:40 2:00 2:25 3:30 4:00 4:05 4:15 4:20 4:20 4:30 4:40 4:55 5:00 7 Days 2:30 2:35 2:40 3:00 3:25 4:50 5:20 5:25 5:35 -- 5:40 5:50 6:00 6:15 6:20 7 Days 3:30 3:35 3:40 4:00 4:25 5:50 6:20 6:25 6:35 6:40 6:40 6:50 7:00 7:15 7:20 Fri & Sat 5:00 5:05 5:10 5:30 5:55 -- 7:30 7:35 7:45 7:50 -- -- -- -- -- Fri Only 5:00 5:05 5:10 5:30 -- 7 Days 5:30 5:35 5:40 6:00 6:25 7:35 8:00 8:05 8:15 -- 8:20 7 Days 6:30 6:35 6:40 7:00 7:25 8:35 9:00 9:05 9:15 9:20 9:20 9:30 9:40 9:55 10:00 Fri Only 7:00 7:05 7:10 7:30 7:55 -- 9:30 9:35 9:45 9:50 -- -- -- -- -- 7 Days 8:00 8:05 8:10 8:30 8:50 10:00 10:30 10:35 10:45 -- 10:50 11:00 11:10 -- -- Sun & Fri 9:30 9:35 9:40 10:00 10:20 11:30 12:00 12:05 12:15 12:20 12:20 12:30 12:40 12:55 1:00 ARRIV. Mon thru Sat 9:30 9:35 9:40 10:00 10:20 11:30 12:00 12:05 12:15 -- 12:20 12:30 12:40 12:55 1:00 Mon thru Sat 10:00 10:05 10:10 10:30 10:50 -- 12:30 12:35 12:45 -- -- 1:00 1:10 -- -- Sun thru Thurs 4:30 4:35 4:40 5:00 5:25 6:45 7:10 7:15 7:25 -- 7:30 7:40 7:50 8:00 8:10 Mon thru Fri 6:00 6:05 6:10 6:30 6:55 8:05 8:30 8:35 8:45 -- 8:50 9:00 9:10 -- -- Mon thru Thurs & Sat 9:00 9:05 9:10 9:30 9:50 11:00 11:30 11:35 11:45 11:50 11:50 12:00 12:10 12:25 12:30 4:30 4:35 Westhampton Quogue East Quogue Hampton Bays 7 Days 11:00 11:05 11:10 11:30 11:50 1:00 1:30 1:35 1:45 -- 1:50 2:00 2:10 2:25 2:30 Manhattan / 86th St. Manhattan / 69th St. Manhattan / 59th St. Manhattan / 40th St. Airport Connection Manorville Southampton Water Mill Bridgehampton Sag Harbor Wainscott East Hampton Amagansett Napeague Montauk 11:15 11:45 11:20 11:50 11:30 12:00 11:35 12:05 4:55 6:45 7:10 7:15 7:25 7:30 7:40 7:50 Trip Notes Select trips have letters or symbols above them. The following defines the codes. Ambassador Class Service W Enjoy the ultimate in comfort � a full size coach with only half the seats! Spacious captain's chairs and plush carpeting, Up to 17" leg room, FREE wireless internet service, Outlets for your electronics, Enhanced complimentary beverages and snacks, Personalized host service. These trips drop off on the Westside. Mid/Uptown Westside drop offs are: 86th St. & Central Park West, 86th St. & Broadway, 79th St. & Broadway, 72nd St. & Broadway, and 64th St. & Broadway. These trips arrive approximately 20 minutes earlier on Sat. and Sun. Water Mill Bridgehampton Wainscott East Hampton Amagansett LW ARRIVING The "Bonacker": Non-stop service to East Hampton, available Friday. Mid/Uptown drop offs are 3rd & 39th, 42nd, 51st, 61st, 67th, 72nd, 79th & 85th. These trips do not include Sag Harbor on Fri. (Eastbound) and Sun. (Westbound). This Lower Manhattan trip drops off on the Westside. Drop offs are on 6th Avenue at the following cross streets: Bleeker St., 14th, 23rd & 32nd at the MTA stops. These trips guarantee Sag Harbor passengers will never be required to transfer prior to their arrival. This trip will not go to Napeague and Montauk on Tues. and Wed. Airport Connections. Hampton Jitney airport connection stops are convenient to JFK, LaGuardia and Islip/MacArthur airports. Detailed information is located in the Westbound and Eastbound notes section on the other side. ARRIVAL TIMES ARE ESTIMATES AND CAN VARY DUE TO WEATHER, TRAFFIC CONDITIONS, ROAD CONSTRUCTION AND DAY OF WEEK. HAMPTON JITNEY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR DELAYS BEYOND OUR CONTROL. ON CERTAIN TRIPS, PASSENGERS MAY BE REQUIRED TO TRANSFER. Lower Manhattan Westbound MTA Bus Stop Drop-off Locations: Broad St. (Bowling Green Subway Station) E. Houston St. Fulton St. (Connection to Path Trains to N.J.) 7:50 8:00 8:10 8:20 8:30 8:40 8:55 9:00 HAMPTON JITNEY RIDER ALERT CELL PHONE POLICY: All phones must be turned off. Urgent calls only; limited to a total of 3 minutes. ALL LUGGAGE: Must have ID tag. HJ liability maximum $250. All checked luggage and packages are subject to search. RESERVATIONS Reservations are required to guarantee a seat. Please call if you must change or cancel a reservation; please do not double book. "No shows" may be charged full fare. TICKETS AND PAYMENT Payment on board may be by cash, ticket, credit card; or by check if you are an Express Club member and have your membership card with you. American Express, Visa, MasterCard and Discover cards may be used for payment only if the credit card is on board with the passenger. Open (unreserved) tickets, including Value Pack ticket books, can be purchased at the Omni desk in Southampton, through our accounting office or online. 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From that perspective, what is going to happen in the next few weeks or month can only be called a tear up. Somebody in Southampton just got a permit to pull down one of the biggest mansions in the Hamptons to put in its place something "more manageable," which is another way of saying "smaller." It should also be said that the people and property involved in this are bigger than life. The property in question was originally built as the 64-room oceanfront summer home for Henry Francis du Pont. This was in 1926. The person who wants to -- and now has the permission to -- tear it up and put in something smaller is Calvin Klein. Thus do economic hard times play themselves out in the Hamptons. I don't think there is anyone around anymore who can tell us why the du Ponts wanted to build an oceanfront home with 64 bedrooms. But they did. The plans for it -- and they are still in the Southampton Town Hall -- not only show the rather boring Georgian exterior of that original structure, but also show where every single stick of furniture should be placed in every single room. It might have been due to the quirkiness of du Pont himself. But it was a great guideline for the staff. If they move something, they would know to put it back. If they would take something -- well, under the circumstances this was out of the question -- everybody would know right away. "Chesterton," as the du Ponts called it, may not have been the biggest mansion in the Hamptons place right in front of this gloomy and abandoned home in the fall of that year. Trupin did not attend. He sent someone in his place to attend. And the mansion was not bought in his name, but in the name of a corporation expressly made up for the occasion of buying the property. In other words, it got sold -- for $300,000 -- and nobody knew who bought it. Indeed, even after it was determined that Trupin was behind this, still nobody knew who he was. That he had tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of dollars available to tackle this project was understood, but he kept his business affairs, developed through a maze of interlocking corporations, pretty close to the chest. Soon, Trupin surfaced. He was an affable and religious fellow who intended to put a synagogue sanctuary inside his mansion for his daily prayers. And he had bought the mansion to please his wife, Renee, the beautiful daughter of an American Army officer who had served in military bases around the country. She wanted to be part of Southampton society. He intended to build the former du Pont estate into a French castle on the ocean for her. He would name it Dragon's Head, and it would have turrets, towers, suits of armor, tapestries and French and (continued on page 12) The property was built as an oceanfront summer home for Henry F. du Pont. The person who wants to tear it down is Calvin Klein. at that time, but it certainly was the one with the most bedrooms. It was made of poured concrete with brick facing. It wasn't going anywhere. Sometime in the late 1960s, the du Ponts stopped coming out to Southampton in the summertime. They had many other homes around the country. "Chesterton" fell into disrepair. In 1979, a man named Barry Trupin bought it at auction. I attended that auction, which took DAN'S PAPERS, February 27, 2009 Page 10 www.danshamptons.com Temple Israel of Riverhead William Siemers, Rabbi Scholar-in-Residence Weekend March 27�28, 2009 Judaism and the Supernatural Angels? 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Box 1531, Riverhead, NY 11901 1197454 631.678.2828 HAMPTONS HYPNOSIS Linda G. Statam, B.A, C.H. USING THE SCIENCE OF MIND/BODY MECHANICS TO PROMOTE POSITIVE CHANGE! - Stress Management Habit Control Eating Disorders Insomnia Pain Management Control of Fear Infertility Childbirth Cancer Care (631) 725-3510 www.hamptonshypnosis.com 1197741 1141365 Call for a Consultation 631.283.7017 eastendbuilding.com 625 County Rd. 39A Southampton 1198077 1141357 (631) 727-3191 www.TempleIsraelRiverhead.org Insured Several Hamptons designers showed at New York Fashion Week. Vera Wang presented a water-influenced collection that included sophisticated gowns, neoprene pieces and shift dresses. Calvin Klein's collection featured muted hues with lively citron splashes, and asymmetrical crescent hemlines on dresses and coats. Donna Karan's line emphasized strength, and offered shoulder pads, tightly belted waists and long hemlines. One of Karan's fans, White House social secretary Desiree Rogers, scored a prime show seat next to Vogue's Anna Wintour. * * * New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine has put his oceanfront Sagaponack estate on the summer rental market. The 6,200-square-foot, six-bedroom home sits on six acres with a heated gunite pool, a Har-tru tennis court and more than 500 feet of ocean frontage along Gibson Beach. Asking price? $900,000. * * * Southampton's Paris Hilton recently celebrated her 28th birthday with a party at Butter in New York City. Guests included Stavros Niarchos, Brandon Davis and Best Actor Oscar nominee Mickey Rourke. * * * Jonathan Lerner, an executive with 25 years experience in real estate, has become the new owner of Engel & Voelkers in Southampton. Lerner will be joined by new manager Amadeus Ehrhardt, a native of Hamburg, Germany, and has licenses to open additional offices in Bridgehampton, East Hampton and Westchester. * * * Hamptons-based artist Gregory Johnston has a show of new paintings, dubbed Passepartout, opening at the Stephen Haller Gallery in Chelsea this month. Among the local art lovers planning to attend his opening are Somers and Jonathan Farkas, Lee Fryd, Ross Meltzer, Gillian and Sylvester Miniter, Michael Dare, R. Couri Hay, Marvin Berk and Dennis Cord. As part of the exhibition, Outward Bound: American Art on the Brink of the 21st Century, Johnston's work was recently on tour to museums in Beijing, Shanghai, Hanoi, Ho Chi Minh City, Jakarta, Singapore and Manila. * * * Quogue's Walter Stockton, the CEO of Independent Group Home Living Foundation (IGHL), based in Manorville, will be a busy man this season. The IGHL 30th Anniversary Gala is Thursday, May 14, and will honor Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. Their 19th Annual St. Patrick's Day Corned Beef & Cabbage Dinner takes place on Friday, March 13, from 4-8 p.m., and their first annual Fashion Show will be held at Westhampton Country Club on Saturday, June 27. For more information about these events, call Frank Lombardi at 631-878-8900. * * * What a way to celebrate a 50th birthday! First Rabbi Marc Schneier of Westhampton Beach was named vice president of the World Jewish Congress during their annual convention in Israel, and then the Jerusalem Biblical Zoo in Israel named one of its lions in his honor. DAN'S PAPERS, February 27, 2009 Page 11 www.danshamptons.com Announcing the Upcoming Tours Lineup... Philadelphia Flower Show � Theme: Celebrate "Bella Italia" � Sat., Mar. 7th � $86 pp. � This show will embrace Italy in breathtaking displays. The Entrance Garden will capture the majesty of ancient Rome with its formal gardens of statuary, topiary, manicured hedges and tiered plantings. Comfortable walking shoes are highly recommended, the show floor is vast. Gettysburg "Sights, Sounds & Tastes" 3-Day Tour � Mon.-Wed., Mar. 23rd25th � $440 pp./do. � Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, where the turning point of the Civil War occurred is a stirring place to visit. At the Gettysburg Museum you will see a film and view the newly restored Cyclorama and have lunch on your own in their `saloon' modeled after an actual saloon which includes food from the Civil War period. A specially trained guide will take you on the Battlefield Tour where you will hear stories which will make the famous battle come alive for you. One dinner will be at a historic property served by Colonial garbed attendants. Tour the Shriver House Museum which has won many awards for restoration, preservation and interpretations. Our tours are designed so you will also have some free time on your own to explore or just relax. Before your departure you can enjoy some free time at the humongous teddy bear store, Boyd's Bear Country. 22nd Annual Quilter's Heritage Celebration � 2-Two-Day Tour � Fri.-Sat., Apr. 3rd-4th � $277 pp/do. � This year's theme is "INSPIRED BY....." (Quilts may be old or recent, but must have a celebration theme or reason for being). This celebration draws quilters and quilt enthusiasts from all over the U.S. and many other countries! Nearly 500 quilts will be on exhibit with about 100 merchants. It is an internationally renowned event. You can visit the Quilters' Heritage Celebration on line at: www.qhconline.com for complete up-to-date information about the event. Victorian Cape May, NJ � 3-Day Tour � Sun.-Tues., Apr. 26th-28th � $659 pp./do. This fabulous tour is a complete delight. It begins with the world renowned Philadelphia Museum of Art audio tour of the C�zanne and Beyond exhibit, and continues as you take a step back in time at the Congress Hall hotel and have some wonderful tours and adventures, like a Tea luncheon and Trolley tour. Longwood Gardens Wine & Jazz Festival � Sat., May 2nd � $101 pp. � Hampton Jitney is proud to chauffeur you to the 3rd Annual Wine & Jazz Festival at Longwood Gardens in Kennett Square, Pennsylvania. Vintage wines, great jazz and beautiful gardens are the stars of this fun, highly anticipated annual event. Hear the region's finest jazz artists perform live, including local favorites Joe Baione and Joanna Pascale; enjoy great wines from around the state; and indulge in delectable light fare as you relax amid the splendor of spring at Longwood. Virginia Tattoo performance, Baltimore, MD and more - 4-Day Tour � Sat.-Tues., May 2nd-5th - $849 pp./do. � See the largest Tattoo in the U.S., and enjoy some wonderful adventures in Baltimore. Visit the Edgar Cacey Association for Research & Enlightenment, the Norfolk Botanical Garden and the National Museum of the Marine Corps. Splash down on a Baltimore `Duck' Tour and visit the National Aquarium of Baltimore. What is a Tattoo? Tattoos are ceremonial performances of military music by massed bands. The Virginia International Tattoo is an exhibition of marching bands, massed pipes and drums, drill teams, gymnasts, dancers, choirs and more creating a breathtaking spectacle under one roof. Montreal and Quebec�6-Day Tour � Sun.-Fri. � Jun. 14th-19th - $1325 pp./do. Montreal is a unique blend of old-world charm and new world glitz. Hampton Jitney is very excited to return to our Northern neighbors again this spring. There is a great deal to see and do, so come along for an exciting journey � you won't be disappointed. You will have guided tours of Montreal, Basilique Saint Anne de Beaupr� and Montmorency Falls, have some wonderful meals and do more sightseeing and shopping on your way home through Vermont & Massachusetts. PLEASE NOTE: PASSPORTS, PASSPORT CARDS OR EDL'S (ENHANCED DRIVER'S LICENSES) WILL BE REQUIRED FOR RE-ENTRY TO THE UNITED STATES (AS OF JUNE 1, 2009). Also Available: Quilt Festival of New Jersey � Sat., 3/7 "Guys & Dolls" � Wed., 3/18 Spring Shopping Tour in NYC � Fri., 3/20 "Wizard of Oz" at the Theatre at Madison Square Garden � Sat., 3/28 "West Side Story" � Wed., 4/1 Wed., 6/3 Quilters Heritage Celebration � Fri.-Sat., 4/3-4 "Blithe Spirit" Starring Angela Lansbury & Christine Ebersole � Wed., 4/8 Culinary Institute � Thurs. 4/23 & Thurs. 6/4 "Hair" � Sat., 4/25 "Yankee Candle Village � Sat., 4/25 "9 TO 5" � Wed., 5/6 & 6/10 Bucks County, PA 2-Day Tour � Fri.-Sat. 5/8-9 Statue of Liberty & Ellis Island � Sat., 5/9 "Chicago" � Sat., 5/16 Wilderstein Mansion High Tea & Tour with Hudson River Cruise � Sun. 5/17 Ellis Island 1-Day Excursion � Sat., 5/30 The Bronx Zoo � Sat., 5/30 "A Slice of Brooklyn" Tour & Luncheon � Sat., 6/6 SHOW TOURS INCLUDE � Lunch or dinner (unless otherwise indicated), a Hampton Jitney professional driver, tour escort and deluxe round-trip transportation. Call for complete package details. To Make A Tour Reservation Call: 631-283-4600 or 212-362-8400 Extension 343 to reach our Southampton Or dial extensions 328 and 329 to reach our Greenport office. office; Hampton Jitney's Value Pack Ticket Books are always available! Call, Stop in or Go Online to Purchase. � They never expire � Simple to purchase � Save time and money � Any rider can use - anytime We also offer trips to Foxwoods Resort Casino, customized tours and charters for any group and more. Visit us online at www.hamptonjitney.com for the most complete list and details of all Hampton Jitney tours and shows. North Fork pick-up and drop-off locations are as follows: Greenport, Southold, Cutchogue, Mattituck, Jamesport, Aquebogue, Riverhead, Farmingville, Melville Marriott. South Fork pick-up and drop-off locations are as follows: East Hampton, Bridgehampton, Southampton, Westhampton, Farmingville, Huntington. Show tour reservations are accepted only with payment at the time of booking: credit card by phone, cash or check at HJ reservation desk in the Omni lobby. Credit card sales are processed at the time of the reservation. Cancellations will be accepted on a conditional basis � we will attempt to resell the seats, but do not guarantee to do so; if not resold, the customer is still obligated to pay for the non-sold/non-cancelable parts of the package. Any change, refund or cancellation will incur a $15 per person service charge. Through our online website reservation and Value Pack order system, Hampton Jitney is open 24 hours a day for information & reservations. Make your travel reservations quickly and accurately, then place a secure order for your Value Pack Ticket Book. 1198429 DAN'S PAPERS, February 27, 2009 Page 12 www.danshamptons.com Tear Up (continued from page 9) Italian sculpture. He also would build, attached to the building on the west side, a giant aquarium, where you could snorkel and scuba amongst the fish by the hour, watching all the goings on underwater, including the pride of the aquarium -- three sharks. Southampton society pretty much declared war on the Trupins. The turrets went up, and Southampton Village issued a stop work order on the house. The turrets were too high. The society members of the Town shunned the couple from their private clubs. Southampton society did come, however, to an enormous medieval ball that they threw on the property because they were in any case very polite and proper, but after that, it was back to the cold shoulder. The battle about whether they could make the vast modifications to this house went on for three years. The stop work order was never lifted. Finally, Trupin sued, citing his civil rights. If Southampton Village lost this lawsuit, they would be bankrupt. They lost. They appealed. They won the appeal on a technicality. And so, the Trupins packed up and left, with the castle unfinished. Trupin told me he would put it up for sale, but would only sell it to poor people so they could use it for public housing. The Trupins never came back. But the house did get sold. Brokers sold it for the astonishingly small sum of $2.3 million to the elegant New York City developer Francesco Galesi. Handsome and suave and with a European accent, he and his wife and children, (continued on page 18) Honoring the Artist: Joe Chierchio In light of the recent Academy Awards broadcast, it seemed appropriate to talk film with cover artist Joe Chierchio. But Chierchio will talk about movies no matter what the time or place. In fact, he admitted he's always wanted to be either a filmmaker or an actor. Chierchio is one of the few visual artists this critic knows who's familiar with the world of weird -- or at least unfamiliar -- motion pictures. Q: Your art has a narrative thrust to it; I guess that comes from your love of films. A: Probably. I went to the movies everyday after school and then at night with my mother. Q: Your narratives are about what's happening in New York. A: Yes, the grittiness of the streets and the people (like dockworkers). I like to capture the reality of the moment, but I use fantasy all the time, too, with a twist of reality. Q: Like Martin Scorsese and John Cassavetes do? A: Exactly. And Woody Allen. No one captures neurosis like he does. But I also appreciate storytellers, even Clint Eastwood. Q: You have a fine sense of history in your own storytelling as well. A: I like to draw old diners, especially the old Cheyenne Diner which closed and was sold to a man who transplanted it out West. And the Brooklyn Diner, a replica of Art Deco in the 1930s and `40s. The owner tracked me down to buy the work, but it took him two years to find me. Q: Your subjects remind me of the New York street photography of Ruth Orkin which feature architectural elements. Were you influenced by her or others like her? A: I was particularly attracted to Hines documenting the Empire State Building going up. Q: You mentioned you're doing a book featuring older New York with a contemporary twist. A: The work goes back several years. I got a lot of my subjects especially when I would walk at night. Now people don't walk at night in New York as much. In the book, there will be space for readers to write their own story for my drawings. Q: Your love of movies inspired your storytelling technique, and your penchant for history may have been due to your living near the Brooklyn Navy Yard. But where did drawing originate? A: I spent 40 years in advertising; I also taught advertising concepts at The School for Visual Arts for 15 years at night. I came from the "business" and could give the students the "real dope." 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It was an interesting affair for two reasons. One was that it was held in the city of Grand Forks, North Dakota, which soon after was completely inundated downtown by a flood that finished the city for the next two years. It was amazing to me after getting home to see on TV the downtown underwater after I had been there so shortly before, especially since the wedding took place aboard a paddleboat that plied down the very twin river forks that would later be the cause of this destruction. The other reason this wedding was interesting was that the bride was a lawyer who had gotten her doctorate in space law. It was, at that time, a fledgling field, about who owned the moon or if it was possible to own a planet, or who had the right of way or whether there was legal liability in outer space. She was in North Dakota because the American NORAD guided missile center was in Minot, North Dakota. If you were in space law, this was the place to be. I thought of her last Tuesday because at 2 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, two space satellites circling the Earth collided over Siberia and shattered into millions of pieces. The details of this fascinated me because they indicate just how far we have not come in the 15 years since that wedding. One satellite was an American made Iridium telephone transmitting satellite about the size of a Smart Car, about 12 feet long and, with its wings spread, about 10 feet wide. It weighed 1,200 pounds and it was owned by Iridium Satellite, out of Bethesda, Maryland, and was one of 66 such satellites that keep Iridium telephone customers in touch with one another by satellite around the world. Nobody was on board. The other satellite was a Russian military communication satellite known as a Kosmos2251, out of service and not in use anymore. It was about the size of a Toyota Corolla, it was (continued on page 16) JAMES BRADY, COLUMNIST/PUBLISHER, 80 By Dan Rattiner James Brady, a pillar of the New York City media scene and literary world died after collapsing in his Manhattan apartment January 26, at the age of 80. Brady was born and raised in Sheepshead Bay in Brooklyn, and attended Manhattan College while working at the New York Daily News as a copy boy. After graduation, at the age of 21, he joined the Marines and went off to fight in the Korean War, seeing much action in the mountains of that far away place during the next two years as head of a rifle platoon. He was awarded the Bronze Star for his service. Upon his return, he embarked on what was to be a highly successful career in the New York City magazine world. His first job was to cover business news for Women's Wear Daily, which sent him to Washington, London and Paris to successfully run the businesses there. He approached his work with enthusiasm and discipline, attributes he had learned as a soldier, and he enjoyed writing about the comings and goings of high society, fashion, the literary world and business at that time. In 1958, he married Florence Kelly, who survives him. Also surviving him is his daughter, Fiona, who lives in Riverdale. During the next 30 years, Brady held many key positions in the New York City media scene. He became publisher of Women's Wear Daily, started its spinoff publication, W, and was editor of Harper's Bazaar. He developed the "Intelligencer" column for New York magazine, then when Rupert Murdoch bought New York from founder Clay Felker (it was said the deal was done at East Hampton's Main Beach (continued on page 20) DAN'S PAPERS, February 27, 2009 Page 14 www.danshamptons.com Twentysomething...By David Lion Rattiner Morning At The Beach My Dad is on vacation for the next couple of weeks and has left me with the major responsibility of taking care of his dog, Moo. One of the most incredible things about being in charge of Moo, besides the endless bonding, is that it's an excellent excuse to go to the beach . Moo, a Wheaton terrier, is very, very funny. He runs into walls, rolls down hills, wags his butt and jumps around. Dogs make life better. Before my Dad and Christine left for vacation, they gave Moo a professional grooming, which for Moo is pretty rare. Normally he looks a little scrappy, but now he looks like a million bucks, which I've noticed has an effect on people. For example, I was at the beach one morning in Sagaponack before I went to work to take Moo for a walk. It was about 10 to 9 a.m., and at the beach in the freezing cold were three other people walking their dogs. It was clear that they were, for the most part, pretty rich. In the parking lot were a brand new Range Rover and a Mercedes Benz, and on the beach was a perfectly groomed Wheaton terrier and two black poodles, also perfectly groomed and galloping around. I was dressed up for work and Moo was also looking groomed and handsome and the two of us got out of our car and went for a walk. I instantly got nervous however when I saw him running for the poodle. Normally when Moo does this, I get a vibe from the owners that they're a bit irritated by him and me. Nobody is ever rude or mean, I can just tell that they want to move on, they're not really interested in the normally scrappy Moo, or me either for that matter, since I'm usually dressed in some sort of surfing/band/hilarious t-shirt. Who is this kid with this rude and messy dog? How irresponsible! But with a groomed Moo and a well groomed me, it was completely different. This couple bent down to pet him, rubbed his belly and scratched his ear and couldn't wait to strike up a conversation. "What kind of dog is he?" "He's a Wheaton terrier, isn't he great?" I said with a smile. "Oh he's wonderful. How old is he? He seems less active than a normal Wheaton terrier." (I have no idea). "He's about 10 or so. He's getting up there." "Yes I can tell." It was getting near the time for me to get to work, but I was really enjoying the company of these people and the feeling that they thought I was loaded and in early retirement, or maybe a big city business owner who conducts his big deals from his big house in Sagaponack with his perfectly groomed dog -- and not a writer on his way to work who's dog sitting for his Dad and has never owned or really cared for a dog in his whole life. The couple and I stood next to each other and watched our dogs, like lords of the manor, as they pranced around, sniffed and spun. Things were good for us folks. What economy? What recession? We have dogs and they are good looking. I could feel the time passing by and knew I needed to get to work, but was soaking in the feeling of being a groomed dog owner. I was in the club. Moo and I were not screw ups bothering the groomed dogs, we were sophisticated aristocrats, or aristodogs I mean, and we had it all figured out. 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Brookhaven baymen and fishermen who go over that line and pull up something are obliged to throw it back. It's against the law for them to catch them. This is a great advantage to a fish. The ban is the result of something the King of England ruled in 1688. He told Governor Dongan of New York that in each town a group called the trustees should be entrusted to take care of the waterways, make laws and enforce them, and see to it that the bay bottoms, shorelines and wetlands are kept for the residents of each of those towns exclusively. Over the course of time, the Declaration of Independence was signed, the Revolution was fought, and the King was driven away. Many towns, including Brookhaven, dismantled the old trustee system. (In Huntington, the trustees walked out of their offices, took off their trustee hats, put on their town board hats, and walked back in. There was now a new flag in the conference room.) In three eastern towns, however, the trustees remained and today work together with the Town Board on upholding the King's Decree. These towns are Southold, Southampton and East Hampton. It has turned out that the Brookhaven fishermen do not like not being able to fish in the bay on the Southampton side of Moriches Bay because of some invisible line. And so they have filed a lawsuit against Southampton. They say that their State fishing license, which they got up in Albany, gives them the right to fish anywhere along the shores of New York State. And they say that these old laws, made when the King was in charge, are no good today. The King is gone. The Southampton Trustees say that the state fishing license gives the Brookhaven fishermen the right to fish the WATERS of Southampton. What it does not let them do is fish for clams, lobsters and or migratory fish by dropping or affixing their traps to the bay bottom. The bay (continued on page 20) MONTAUK EMBEZZLER: QUESTIONING at SENTENCING By T.J. Clemente The saga of Montauk's Terri Gaines, who was convicted of embezzling just over $500,000 from the Montauk Fire District between 1999 to 2005, came to an end in a Suffolk County Courtroom in Riverhead. That conclusion included restitution of the money through a sale of property and payment from an insurance policy, and a one-to-three-year jail sentence. The well documented case against Gaines, a former secretary and treasurer for the District, included many checks she wrote to cover gambling escapades to out of state casinos and even paying her son's private school tuition. In an unusual turn of events at the sentencing, Gaines questioned the amount of money she said she embezzled at the plea bargain, claiming it was really about half of what she'd agreed to. Judge Gazillo cut her off, reportedly saying, "Your last vacation was on the fire district, this one is on the state." Suffolk County District Attorney Thomas J. Spota called Gaines' crime, "the most egregious of them all." The case had elements of a Greek tragedy. The well respected fire official's daughter, a life-long resident of Montauk and mother of four seemed to get caught in a behavioral pattern that, unchecked, grew and manifested itself in what Spiros A. Moustakas, an assistant DA assigned to the government corruption bureau, called, "the single largest theft the D.A.'s office has prosecuted recently." The property Gaines sold to make restitution was actually not her home, but a house on Middle Highway in East Hampton that she (continued on page 20) DAN'S PAPERS, February 27, 2009 Page 16 www.danshamptons.com Satellites (continued from page13) built and launched in 1993 and it had become disabled in 1995. No one was on board that either. Since the crash, Russia has expressed outrage that the American satellite simply plowed into the Russian satellite, which was, figuratively, parked by the side of the road with its flashers on. A Russian web site, without reporting on whether anybody was on board, or alongside, changing a flat tire, commented this way about what they referred to as a "smashup." "The Maryland-based Iridium Company denies responsibility for this week's collision between U. S. and Russian communication satellites. Meanwhile, Russian officials wonder why U. S. satellite experts didn't prevent the crash by adjusting the working satellite's orbit. They speculate it was due to `computer failure or human error.'" Turns out, this is not just idle posturing or propaganda by the Russians. At the Houston International Space Station, a spokesman said ruefully that the orbits of satellites are often adjusted by remote control from the ground, where they cause little puffs of air from tiny jets on board to steer satellites around space debris and back into regular orbits. There were no witnesses to the accident. There were, however, many witnesses to the result of the accident, which sent millions of pieces either up into higher orbits or down into lower orbits. Iridium observed that part of its phone system went down and that the satellite Winner of Both Double Diamond and Project of the Year. 1197735 was not answering. That afternoon, they phoned NASA about it. NASA, of course, had already noticed that there were a whole lot of new objects up there and was looking into it. Using telescopes, they figured out that the accident happened 490 miles above the Earth. There is considerable concern about the space station. The space station orbits 215 miles above the Earth and there could be a problem if the space station encountered downward drifting debris, although it is officially reckoned as "unlikely." There are three people, all Russians, up in the space station. "What we're doing now is trying to quantify that risk," said Nicholas L. Johnson, who is the chief scientist for NASA. "That's a work in progress. It could take days for us to determine the size and number of pieces of debris." When asked, he guessed there would be many, many dozens of pieces of debris, if not hundreds. But then, apparently realizing there were really millions of pieces, he suggested that there might be pieces so small they couldn't be seen. "We can dodge the big ones," he said. "It's the small things you can't see that are the ones that can do you harm." One of the larger concerns about this situation is what one official called the "ball break" effect. To start a game of pool, one puts all the balls in a triangle at one end of the table and hits them with a shot by the cue ball from the other end of the table. Balls go everywhere. And some balls hit other balls. In this case, however, everything that might get hit breaks apart and sends more debris out to get hit. Because of the fact this is in a near vacuum, things could get much worse rather than just come to a halt as in pool. Up around 800 miles, there are hundreds of old satellites finished with their work that have been nudged into an orbit called the "buried" orbit. Some are old American Naval satellites, with nuclear reactors on board. Others are old Soviet satellites, also with nuclear reactors on board. At least there is no danger to those of us here on Earth. In a hundred years or more, debris will eventually drift downward into the Earth's atmosphere and burn up before hitting the planet. It might be pretty to watch that happen. But this is no way to get rid of space collisions. There are no police up there to check licenses and to give out tickets. There are no ambulances or fire trucks, no volunteer firemen putting out red traffic cones to detour traffic. There's no wrecker, with two guys with brush brooms on board to sweep up the debris while the wrecker hauls up the mangled vehicles to the back of a flatbed. There's no insurance companies you can call to sort out who is to pay to have the fender and body people knock out the dents or pay the medical bills or reimburse the weeping survivors and family members and give them the proper compensation. There are also no seatbelt laws, no traffic lights, no points for speeding and no DWI. There's also no law against texting while driving. It's a whole new world up there. And nobody's paying the slightest bit of attention to it. Where is my friend's friend when we need her? DAN'S PAPERS, February 27, 2009 Page 17 www.danshamptons.com A New Senator, for ALL New Yorkers? By Susan M. Galardi After much drama, New York State has its new Senator: 42-year-old Kirsten Gillibrand, who replaces Hillary Clinton. There's been plenty of debate over Gillibrand, but one thing's for certain: She sure looks a lot like Hillary. The blue eyes. Blonde hair parted on the same side. Same face and eyebrow shape. A propensity for wearing pants suits. If Patterson was going for a cookie-cutter replacement, or simply succumbing to the expectation that he appoint a woman to fill a woman's pumps, he certainly did better than the GOP in its VP choice. None but the brain dead could've thought that adding a woman, any woman, to the Republican ticket would fool all those Hillary supporters. But if McCain had chosen someone who LOOKED more like Hillary, just maybe, all those women voters would have been fooled. But we New Yorkers are smart. We see that the similarities between the two women are largely skin deep. And while Hillary was for the most part a friend to Long Island, there are questions about what effect, if any, up-stater Gillibrand will have. Upon her appointment, the state comptroller issued a statement saying, "Hillary Clinton was a fighter for New York and Kirsten Gillibrand will be that same kind of fighter. She knows ... the struggles of New York families." Not exactly ringing endorsement. So we have to look at her short voting record. She supported stem cell research, the Children's Health and Medicare Protection Act, the 2008 Farm Bill, and the extension of 2001 and 2003 tax cuts for middle class families. She was against even partial privatization of Social Security, and rejected both bailout packages. That caused Gail Collins in The New York Times to bill her as Public Enemy #1. Gillibrand opposed Spitzer's plan to issue New York State drivers' licenses to illegal immigrants. In fact, she's been pretty unsupportive on immigration -- a hot button on the East End, where the murder of an Ecuadorian worker in Patchogue and subsequent state investigation of the county has brought the issue to a high pitch. Whichever way Gillibrand swings ultimately on immigration, she'll have supporters on the East End. Her stance on two other issues, guns and gays, seemed odd to have come from the same person. Gillibrand, born in Albany and raised in a family of hunters, wholeheartedly supports the rights of hunters and gun owners. By now, everyone knows about her 100% positive rating from the NRA. Here on the East End, where hunting is controversial, Gillibrand's pompom shaking at that tradition could be welcome by many. But not by Representative Carolyn McCarthy of Long Island, who built her political career on gun control and who called Gillibrand "A very bad choice." In a more liberal turn, and flying in the face of her Roman Catholic upbringing, Gillibrand wholeheartedly supports civil unions. In a meeting with the Empire State Pride Agenda the night before her appointment, Gillibrand went on record to support marriage equality for same-sex couples and the full repeal of the Defense of Marriage Act. She was quoted as sayone of her own family traditions; in the latter, she breaks with her religious family upbringing in an effort to extend protection to all families. Her positions, unpredictable, seem to be thought out individually, personally rather than along party lines. Yet they're based on higher laws of the land, namely, the second amendment and the Declaration of Independence's proclamation that all men are created equal. Since her appointment, Gillibrand has done a little soul searching and a lot of meeting with downstate constituents and groups in support of immigrants, resulting in a shift in her think(continued on next page) ing, "What I'd like to do legislatively, on the federal level is actually make civil unions legal in all 50 states, make it the law of the land." A conservative pro-gun stance and liberal progay stance? In the former, Gillibrand upholds 631 537-8800 FAX 631 537-8810 112 MAPLE LANE P.O. 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Whether an immigrant is legal or not, there has to be a better strategy than terrorizing and traumatizing children in the night. Gillibrand also recently met with Latino and Asian groups in New York, avowing to work toward creating a path to citizenship for illegal immigrants. It seems that she has rethought her position on guns, but upon closer scrutiny it wasn't a complete reversal -- she supported legislation aimed at keeping guns out of the hands of criminals, and voted in alliance with McCarthy on a gun-related bill. Earlier this month, after meeting with parents of a Brooklyn high school senior who was shot to death, Gillibrand vowed to work to end illegal gun trafficking. On civil unions, Gillibrand has not changed her stance, in fact she has come out (so to speak) in support of not only unions but full gay marriage. Not surprising, Gillibrand's recent downstate education has left some of her upstate supporters disappointed. Some accuse her of caving under the pressure from more liberal democrats. One up-stater put it, "She's hanging around with the wrong people," referring mostly to Senator Schumer. Others simply see her now as your garden-variety crooked politician, who says one thing and does another. So, is she back peddling and flip-flopping? Or becoming more enlightened and politically savvy? And will her leanings ultimately be a good thing for the East End? It depends on which side of this issues you stand. From my vantage point, I'd say she's moving in the absolutely right direction. After all, she's finally starting to think like me. Tear Up (continued from page 12) unlike Trupin and his wife, were welcomed into Southampton society. Galesi made this oceanfront palace his family summer home for 10 years, until about 1999 when, the story goes, someone mentioned to him that what he had paid $2 million for could now fetch $15 million. It made Galesi think. And soon thereafter, he sold the mansion to Calvin Klein for about that price. Galesi had toned the unfinished castle exterior down by taking the turrets down and building granite quoins on the corners that, along with a huge wall of granite boulders up on the property line at Meadow Lane, gave the property a grand and unique appearance. Inside, he changed little, though there were never any sharks in the aquarium. It did become an indoor swimming pool, with islands of rocks in it, however. But the gutting of the building that Trupin had commenced, from 64 little bedrooms to 16 giant ones, was left as was. Klein had a grand and fashionable party on the property to celebrate his new acquisition. The waiters, carrying the hors d'oeuvres around, were young, very buff men, naked from the waist up, but otherwise fashionably attired. It was quite a party. I really don't know why Klein has decided to tear the place down at this particular time. He had covered the exterior walls with ivy when he moved in, and it did give the home a more academic look, if that were possible. He also had the granite wall removed. He is, after all, a master fashion designer. He knows what he is doing. In any case, whether the cost of heating the place in the winter had gone through the roof (as it did last year) or whether he just felt it was time to put his own stamp on the property, he approached Southampton Village about a month ago about taking the whole building down and replacing it with something quite a bit smaller. Last week, they approved the application. How this will be done will be something to see. The du Ponts built it to last forever. And forever can be for a very long time. But, it should be said that if they can take down a hotel in Las Vegas with a few strategically placed charges, I suspect they can take down "Chesterton." With it will go its history. But then, there will be something new. And with it, a new history. 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Wow. go downtown and sometimes you Now, you I met a in front knew store you want to go park right friend I of the 20 years ago on the into. Wow. Hampton Jitney the other day. I asked if she I lived friend knew 20 house she owned stillmet a in that Iwonderful years ago on the Hampton Jitney the other day. I she said so long ago in East Hampton and asked if she lived still did. in that wonderful house she owned so"That agosuch an amazing house," I told her. long is in East Hampton and she said she still are "Youdid. so lucky." "Thathouse isan amazing house," acres and The is such on four wooded I told her. "You are a lucky." includes so small potato barn, which she had The house an art four wooded acres and converted into is on studio, and a main house, includes a small by an artist who constructbuilt around 1950potato barn, which she had converted into an of weathered wood. house, ed it himself out art studio, and a main It is a built of art. The light an artist house in interwork around 1950 by enters the who constructed it himself out of weathered wood. It is a esting ways depending on what time it is. It work of art. The light enters the house in interhas sliders, decks, a wonderful and warm esting ways depending on what time it is. It woody smell, several fireplaces, and a sense of has sliders, decks, a wonderful and warm peace and friendliness you do not often see in woody smell, several fireplaces, and a sense of a house. friendliness you do not often see in peace and "Six months ago," she said, "I asked a friend a house. six months agoago," she said, "I asked a friend "Six months what the property was worth. I wasn't planning to move. Just wondered. My six months ago what the property was worth. I wasn't planning to move. Just wondered. My asked aboutme a house, he said it would be a the wonderfully high figure, and friend gave teardown."that was just for the land. When I then said Remember teardowns? In the it would be a asked about the house, he said good old days, before real estate went downhill, property was teardown." soRemember that the cost of building a days, valuable teardowns? In the good old new house was small in proportion toproperty was before real estate went downhill, the value of thevaluable that the just teardown what new so land. So why not cost of building a was there if it small old proportion to McMansions house was was in and small? the value of were the way why not just teardown what was the land. So to go. "You don't have to and about McMansions there if it was old worry small? your house as a teardown anymore," I said. She laughed hapwere the way to go. pily. "You don't have to worry about your house as The downturn in the economy sure is hapa teardown anymore," I said. She laughed good pily. for the planet. Or less bad for the planet. You The downturn around. It's fact. see more wildlife in the economy sure is good for the planet. Or less bad to each planet. The People are being nicer for the other. You see more shoppers are humbler, well-to-dowildlife around. It's fact. less spoiled, People are being nicer to each other. The less swaggering in with this "entitled" attitude. well-to-do shoppers are humbler, less spoiled, And the merchants are more grateful for wholess might come in. everswaggering in with this "entitled" attitude. And the will be lessare more grateful over the There merchants helicopter noise for whoever might come in. Hamptons this coming season. In the past, as There of be noise has risen, there have the levelwill thisless helicopter noise over the Hamptons this coming season. helicopters to been efforts made to get the In the past, as the level of this noise has risen, there have bring the rich out from New York City by flying been efforts made to get the helicopters to either higher, over Long Island Sound, over the bring the rich out from New York City by flying ocean or over lightly populated areas. It's had either higher, over Long Island Sound, over the only limited success, because the local towns ocean or over lightly populated areas. It's had and villages can only recommend rules to the only limited success, because the local towns FAA villages can only recommend rules to the and they have to factor in such things as and safety. The FAA also to factor in such things as FAA and they have has to keep happy the helicopterThe FAA also hascreate this traffic helsafety. companies that to keep happy the and want only the most direct route possible and icopter companies that create this traffic for want only the most direct route possible for By T.J. Clemente The "high end" real estate market has always been a different animal. Clemente By T.J. Homes over $10 million were typically bought and sold by has always The "high end" real estate market the people who were, to quote theHomes over $10 million been a different animal. old phrase, "recession proof." However times have sold by the people were typically bought and changed forever. A senior V.P. to quote the old phrase, "recession who were, at Merrill Lynch calls the current state ofHowever"high end postponement of conproof." affairs, times have changed forever. A sumption." He believes Lynch of the the current senior V.P. at Merrill many calls affluent are afraidof affairs,any risks now, considering their state to take "high end postponement of connet worth is down as much asof the(which is,are sumption." He believes many 30% affluent by the way, aboutany risks now,the decline of the afraid to take the same as considering their S&P on Wall down asHe also mentioned the decnet worth is Street). much as 30% (which is, by the way, about the same as the decline used imation of the "imposters" -- those whoof the S&P on Wall Street). He end mentioned the decleverage to appear high also but have now been imation of the "imposters" "They are the used exposed financially. He said, -- those who panic leverage to appear high have the resources to sellers, they just don't end but have now been exposed financially. leveraged cars, homes, the carry the loads of He said, "They are the panic sellers, they just whole life style." don't have the resources to carry the loads of exec also predicted the end But the Merrill leveraged cars, homes, the whole life still be result will style." "pent up consumption," meanBut the Merrill dust settles, confidence end ing that, when the exec also predicted the will result and people will address their neglected returnwill still be "pent up consumption," meaning that, when the dust settles, confidence will needs by buying new shoes, new cars, and evenreturn and people will address their neglected tually, new homes for the kids or nicer digs for needs by buying new shoes, new cars, and eventhemselves. tually, new homes for the kids or nicer digs for That may be in the future, but the fact is that themselves. right now, compared to 2004, the sales volume of That may be in the future, but the fact is that homes over $10 million has dropped more drasright now, compared to 2004, the sales volume of tically than any other price point in every town homes over $10 million has dropped more drason the than any other price point in everyactivtically East End. A reason for the drop in town ity the the high endreason for the drop in availon in East End. A market may be the activability the "jumbo" mortgages." Greg the availity in of high end market may be McBride, ability of "jumbo" mortgages." Greg McBride, High End Market Wanes; Money Waits High End Market Wanes; Money Waits senior financial analyst at Bankrate.com, reportedly said "More money downanalyst big is the at senior financial reason people reportedly said Bankrate.com, aren't taking [jumbo money down is the big "More mortgages] out ... It takes good creditaren't taking but you need reason people 30% down or more, out ... It [jumbo mortgages] and even those peoplecredit but you intertakes good are paying an need est rate of moremore, 7%." even 30% down or than and Potential are paying an interthose people buyers hear about the rate of rates in years -- some est lowest more than 7%." asPotential buyers hear about low as 4.5% -- but where are they? Only peopleyears -- some the lowest rates in with nearly as low if not -- but where credit scores can perfect as 4.5% 100% perfect are they? Only people with nearly apply and expect any sort of positive results. perfect if not those perfect credit scores can Not to mention,100% rates apply to lower sums, apply and not jumbos.expect any sort of positive results. Not to mention, those rates apply to lower sums, Recently, the Suffolk District Attorney has not jumbos. begun to investigate a possible mortgage fraud, Recently, the a Westhampton firm where stemming from Suffolk District Attorney has begun to investigate a years were seized. fraud, records for the last 30 possible mortgage These stemming from a Westhampton firm confireports don't exactly instill consumer where records for the last this comment, the Merrill dence. Reacting to 30 years were seized. These reports don't V.P. said, "That's true, but it's Lynch Senior exactly instill consumer confidence. Reacting to this comment, the Merrill about more than confidence. It's about not waitLynch Senior V.P. said, "That's true, but it's ing to blow the money many were given and, about more than confidence. It's about not waitquite frankly, have no clue on how to replace. ing to blow the money many were given and, They don't know how to recreate the $90 million quite frankly, have no clue on how to replace. that their grandfather left them. Some have lost They don't know how to recreate the $90 million trust in people like me because they think I that their grandfather left them. Some have lost gave them bad advice, not seeing theymarket's trust in people like me because the think I downturn ... Who saw this mess coming?" gave them bad advice, not seeing the market's Martin Mayer, the Brookings Institute downturn ... Who saw this mess coming?" Martin Mayer, the Brookings Institute Scholar, actually did. In his recent talk at the Shelter Island Library, hedid. In"The said, his Scholar, actually bubble had to burst on so many recent talk at the Shelter levels. Quite franklysaid, many Island Library, he too "The people had to burst on so many bubble had no idea what they were doing." The marketing of levels. Quite frankly too many "toxic assets," the term forthey people had no idea what bad mortgages on homes that are were doing." The marketing of higherassets," the termhome is "toxic than what the for bad worth, are on homes that are mortgages being compounded with the value of the home higher than what the home is falling are being way for the worth, and no compounded with the value of the home owner to sell it. That problem is still growing. But, strangely,fallingisand no way for the there still one sector that is owner to sell it. That problem custom work on unaffected by the downturn: is still growing. But, strangely, there is still one sector that is existing mega-estates, and the creation of new unaffected by the downturn: firm serving on ones. Bulgin and Associates, a custom work the existing mega-estates, and the creation of has top end building needs for the last 25 years,new ones. Bulgin and Associates, a firm due to the not seen a downturn yet, perhaps serving the top end building needs for the last 25 years, has three-year time lag on their continuing 15 projnot However new long perhaps due to the ects.seen a downturn yet,range planning is a three-year time lag on their continuing 15 projtouch softer. ects.conclusion would have to be that whenis a A However new long range planning the touch softer. various economic markets stabilize, and when a A conclusion would have to be that when the system to market the "toxic assets" and value various economic markets stabilize, and when a them comes into being, stability will occur. system to market the "toxic assets" and value Then, activity on all housing will pick up, slowthem comes into being, stability will occur. ly at first. Perhaps the first properties to move Then, activity on all housing will pick up, slowwill be in the high end first properties because, housing sector to move ly at first. Perhaps the in the words of F. Scott Fitzgerald, "Thebecause, will be in the high end housing sector rich are different." What Scott Fitzgerald, "The rich are in the words of F. he didn't say was, "and they still have lots of serious money." was, "and they different." What he didn't say still have lots of serious money." Y OUR REAL ESTATE COMPANY YOUR REAL ESTATE COMPANY EVERYTHING OVER A MILLION sponsored by EVERYTHING OVER A MILLION sponsored by EVERYTHING OVER A MILLION S a EVERYTHING2OVER A d 1 / 2 8 / 2 0 0 9 l e s B e t w e e n 1 2 / 2 / 2 0 0 8 a n MILLION S a l e s BAMAGANSETT n 1 2 / 2 2 / 2 0 0 8 etwee SAG HARBOR SAG HARBOR The most reliable source for real The most reliable source for real estate information estate information Now Available! Now Available! w Accurate, up-to-date, affordable, Accurate, up-to-date, all real estate on-line information aboutaffordable, on-line information your community. transactions in about all real estate transactions in your community. 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DKS Limited Partnership to Dorothy M & Charles D Reid, 160 5th St #30F, 690,000 DKS Limited Partnership to Dorothy M & Charles D Reid, 160 5th St #30F, 690,000 Deborah Lovett to Preacher Properties Inc, 220 East Montauk Hwy., 970,000 Deborah Lovett to Preacher Properties Inc, 220 East Montauk Hwy., 970,000 Linda S Morrison (Referee) to Wells Fargo Bank, 3 Bay Avenue, 545,300 Linda S Morrison (Referee) to Wells Fargo Bank, 3 Bay Avenue, 545,300 Robert G Lauriguet to Laurel Stone Supply Plus Inc, 7055 Main Rd., 825,000 Robert G Lauriguet to Laurel Stone Supply Plus Inc, 7055 Main Rd., 825,000 HAMPTON BAYS HAMPTON BAYS MATTITUCK MATTITUCK MONTAUK MONTAUK RIVERHEAD RIVERHEAD SHELTER ISLAND SHELTER ISLAND SOUTHOLD SOUTHOLD Visit us at: www.LIRealEstateReport.com For more info, call: 631-539-7919 1147442 1147442 Giuseppe & Cristina Como to Landers Family Trust, 800 Lakeside Dr., 975,000 Giuseppe & Cristina Como to Landers Family Trust, 800 Lakeside Dr., 975,000 Carol Anne DiPaolo to Maria A Varrichio, 28 Ditch Plains Road, 945,000 Carol Anne DiPaolo to Maria A Varrichio, 28 Ditch Plains Road, 945,000 WESTHAMPTON WESTHAMPTON Glenn Behr to Peter & Jeanne Leonard, 71 Glenmore Avenue, 927,500 Glenn Behr to Peter & Jeanne Leonard, 71 Glenmore Avenue, 927,500 Pulte Homes LLC to Robin M & Paul Drucker, 57 Samantha Circle, 502,000 Pulte Homes LLC to Robin M & Paul Drucker, 57 Samantha Circle, 502,000 Data Provided by Long Island Real Estate Report Prices are dropping, your commissions are dropping, NOW your ad costs are dropping too! To have your company sponsor the Over A Million Real Estate space at an unbeatable rate call 631-537-0500 1198042 DAN'S PAPERS, February 27, 2009 Page 19 www.danshamptons.com Who's Renting What, for How Much? By David Lion Rattiner In the good old days people thought you were crazy if you dared try to negotiate a Hamptons rental. If you couldn't afford it, see ya later pal. There are plenty who could. Haggling was seen as a weakness, an embarrassment. Renters paid what landlords asked and that was that. A lot can happen when banks go belly up. The stock market as of this writing is at 7,400, the country is the leader of a worldwide recession, and the prices of some of the choicest Hamptons properties for sale have been halved. And those with cash are haggling. This has caused a slower start to the rental season, a push for lower prices and more creativity on the part of landlords looking to rent. James Keogh, a real estate agent at Prudential Douglas Elliman in East Hampton, explained, "What I've seen so far is that it is a bit of a slower start in terms of deals, but there have been a lot of inquiries about rentals." How low will landlords go? While it is true that prices of rentals will be lower compared to last season, what's the limit? Will the hagglers expecting a 40-50% reduction from last year get it? According to one landlord, "It's not gonna happen. I'd rather enjoy the house myself." Another question in the market this year is: who, exactly, is renting? "We're seeing a lot of the same types of people as last year," said Keogh, "but they might want to rent for just a month, or split a rental with a couple. I think short term rentals are going to be huge this year." One demographic change this year is that there are fewer Europeans vacationers headed to our shores. Last year, thanks to a strong Euro against the dollar, Europeans came to the Hamptons to take advantage of the exchange rate. Now the dollar is much stronger against the Euro, and on top of that, financial markets and economic indicators in Europe say recession. Many "serial renters" have also disappeared from the scene. One East Hampton homeowner, requesting anonymity, normally rents his home for $25,000 a month in the summer, and has had the same renter for the last five years. That renter opted out this year (he worked for hedge fund that no longer exists), so the house is on the market with no recent bites. "I understand that I'm not going to get what I got last year," he said. "I'd really just like to figure out what the actual market value is instead of being in a stalemate." Which leads back to the pricing issue. "Landlords are somewhat flexible this year, but they must be willing to get the deal done rather than wait to make the last penny," said Paul Brennan, the regional manager for the Hamptons at Prudential. There are people with money who want to rent, but because of the economy, they're doing their best to negotiate down. The real question is: Are they willing to miss out on a Hamptons summer? "Probably not," says Keogh. "The closer it gets to the season the fear of being in the hot city all summer sets in and somehow people will find the money to rent," said Beth Troy, an agent at Town & Country Real Estate in East Hampton. On the issue of what is renting, Troy said, "There's so much inventory that renters can get exactly what they want, where they want, if they're willing to pay a fair price." That includes Jersey Governor Corzine's Sagaponack manse -- $900K for the season. And some of those folks want the North Fork, where top producer and Corcoran Senior Vice President Sheri Winter Clarry is used to haggling. "I've always found that renters have haggled, especially when they are going in early," she said. Interestingly, Clarry has noticed another trend among who is renting: potential buyers who have become interested in renting instead, with intentions of buying next year -- possibly on the North Fork. "The North Fork market has never been as high in terms of price and in terms of percentage increases as the South Fork. I've been seeing a lot more people interested in buying here and wanting to learn about the area," said Clarry. On the South Fork, Troy concurred that the same is happening. "A lot of people are renting to position themselves to buy this summer. 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AMAGANSETT Scott O'Neil to Michelle Martha Hobart, 93 Barnes Hole Road, 3,100,000 David Carmichael to Bruce Paltrow Administrative Trust, 200 Bluff Road, 2,800,000 and 1/29/2009 SAG HARBOR SAGAPONACK Kevin & Barbara J McLaughlin to Erika Hecht, 26 Suffolk Street, 1,150,000 Stephen Levine to Ronald W Goldberg, 240 Narrow Lane East, 1,500,000 BRIDGEHAMPTON 3234 Kellis Pond West LLC to IGM Realty LLC, 34 West Pond Drive, 5,062,500 Shirley Cernichiar to Peter A Poelzlbauer, 9 Chester Ave, 1,225,000 Robert Rufino to Laura M & Kurt M Steltenpohl, 162 Hildreth Lane, 1,485,000 SOUTHAMPTON HDA Parish LLC to Robert Tillis, 34 Parrish Pond Lane 3,450,000 CALVERTON 238 OTR Associates LLC to Town of Southampton, 238 Old Town Rd., 2,600,000 Patrick J Badolato to Michael Schessel, 20 Lake Drive, 1,150,000 Hamptons Little Neck LLC to South Crossing LLC, 9 Pond Crossing #15, 1,349,000 M-GBC LLC to Metro Terminals of Long Island LLC, Grumman Blvd, 1,500,000 EAST QUOGUE MONTAUK SOUTHOLD Charles Gambetta to Marie Gambetta Trust, 65 Whippoorwill Lane, 1,100,000 Richard A Cavett to County of Suffolk,165 DeForest Road, 18,000,000 John P Kehoe to Harvest Moon Beach House -63 Cleveland Dr, 2,040,000 Estate of Douglas F Creighton to Joseph Battaglia, 2000 Hobart Rd, 2,400,000 WATER MILL Mark Caligiuri to Nadia Abuel-Haj, 69 Swans Neck Lane, 2,600,000 Estate of Robert Watson Munford to Martin Guy Kern, 1833 Deerfield Rd, 1,350,000 NORTH HAVEN WESTHAMPTON BEACH Regina Deutsch Trust to Edward Bulgin, 11 Mashomuck Drive, 2,500,000 Dimitri Boylan to Louis, Jason & Alexander Taic, 570 Dune Road, 3,990,000 V Sales Of Not Quite A Million During This PeriodV CUTCHOGUE ORIENT Debra Fahey to Peter M Schembri, 1425 Sound View Road, 998,100 Geraldine Meaney to Michael Heagerty, 10550 Nassau Point Rd, 950,000 Heather H & Carlton Roberts to Deborah Dellis, 36960 Main Rd, 510,000 PECONIC Alettha Wendy to Yvonne M & Sal R Varano, 1540 Robinson Lane, 708,000 Heater Trust to Kathleen & Cyrille Briancon, 6130 Indian Neck Lane, 690,000 EAST QUOGUE Jacqueline Krentzel to Matthew Setzer, 7 Friese Drive, 500,000 GREENPORT DKS Limited Partnership to Dorothy M & Charles D Reid, 160 5th St #30F, 690,000 QUOGUE Joseph D Ciampa to Rose & Dominick Ciampa, 18 Dune Road, 544,000 HAMPTON BAYS Deborah Lovett to Preacher Properties Inc, 220 East Montauk Hwy., 970,000 Linda S Morrison (Referee) to Wells Fargo Bank, 3 Bay Avenue, 545,300 RIVERHEAD Riverhead Reeves Associates LLC to Maricarmen Milian-Perez, 111 Bellflower Ct., 517,000 SHELTER ISLAND Lucy & Curtis R Schmitt to Bryan & Beth Hanypsiak, 46 Country Club Dr., 885,000 MATTITUCK Robert G Lauriguet to Laurel Stone Supply Plus Inc, 7055 Main Rd., 825,000 For more info, call: 631-539-7919 1143168 Visit us at: www.LIRealEstateReport.com SOUTHOLD Giuseppe & Cristina Como to Landers Family Trust, 800 Lakeside Dr., 975,000 MONTAUK Carol Anne DiPaolo to Maria A Varrichio, 28 Ditch Plains Road, 945,000 Glenn Behr to Peter & Jeanne Leonard, 71 Glenmore Avenue, 927,500 WESTHAMPTON Pulte Homes LLC to Robin M & Paul Drucker, 57 Samantha Circle, 502,000 Data Provided by Long Island Real Estate Report DAN'S PAPERS, February 27, 2009 Page 20 www.danshamptons.com Montauk (continued from page 15) Brady (continued from page 13) Fish (continued from page 15) inherited from her grandfather, according to her attorney, William T. LaVelle of Patchogue. At the Montauk Laundromat the mood was mixed. A local businessowner, who went to school with Gaines, couldn't get past the human side of a well-known and liked woman doing something very bad, and now going to jail. "It's tragic," she said, "it's very tragic." At the beer store next door, someone associated with the Montauk fire department said, "Now she can do her time and get on with her life. These last few years have been hard on her and all of us who know her." No one can quite understand how or why Gaines did what she did -- including Gaines herself who reportedly said she knew that what she was doing was wrong, but didn't know how to stop or "get out of" a pattern of writing Montauk Fire Department checks to pay her own expenses. The one-to-three-year sentence will be served, perhaps shortened for good behavior. This shamed daughter of Montauk will return home to both her friends and the people she wronged. She will spend many nights looking at bars and walls thinking about what she did. In black and white, Terri Gaines is not a victim -- she is a convicted felon. But those who live in Montauk know her also as a neighbor, schoolmate, mother, daughter, friend. She did a huge wrong and luckily she had the resources to make restitution. The woman at the Laundromat summed up one view of it. "She's a good person who did a really bad thing." one weekend morning) traveled to edit and publish Murdoch's overseas tabloid, The National Star, in Australia and Britain and then when Murdoch bought The New York Post, came back to New York to begin editing "Page Six," which he named and either founded or co-founded (depending upon who told the story.) In 1977, he began his social column in Advertising Age, which continued until two weeks before his passing. In 1984, Crain's New York Business started up and he ran a second column concurrently with the one in Advertising Age. Two years later, he began writing profiles for Parade magazine. His last one, on Kevin Bacon, appeared on February 15. Around 1990, at the age of 60, Brady began a second career, writing books. He wrote novels about society, many set in East Hampton, where he had a summer home in the Georgica section. (He could often be seen jogging along the lanes there in the mornings.) Others were about his time in the Marines. His best seller was the memoir The Coldest War (1990), which was followed by The Marines of Autumn (2000), The Marine (2003), The Scariest Place in the World (2005) and Hero of the Pacific: The Life of Legendary Marine John Basilone, which will be published in November. Brady was a handsome man of great dignity, intelligence and vigor. He lived long, loved friends and family to the fullest, and made a considerable contribution to contemporary America. bottom of Moriches Bay, on the Southampton side, is property administered by the Southampton Trustees. And the practice of affixing or dropping certain things to the bottom is reserved for the residents of that Town. Over the years there have been frequent challenges to the rights given to the Town Trustees. But as you might imagine, any law that has withstood challenges for 320 years is very likely in good standing. The Trustees have never lost. As for the claim that whatever the King decided 300 years ago is moot and beside the point, some in Southampton have said that if Brookhaven believes that, they ought to go to London and take that up with Queen Elizabeth. If she wants to revoke these laws, she can do so. All she has to do is find the old law, which is known as the Dongan Patent, and write a letter declaring it revoked. They also argue that there is plenty of Moriches Bay and other bays in Brookhaven that the local residents can use. Unfortunately, because Brookhaven rode its trustees out on a rail, there is nothing to prevent the Southampton fishermen from fishing in Brookhaven. Up in northeastern Connecticut, there is a lake with the longest name in the world. It isake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg, which, in the Algonquin Indian Language, means You Fish on Your Side and I Fish on My Side and We Both Fish in the Middle. Too bad about that. Call for Your Plant Health Care Program for 2009 BEST BEST OF THE SEND US YOUR VIDEOS! Dan's Papers is seeking interesting, funny, 60-90 second digital videos for the HOME PAGE of danshamptons.com. Videos should relate to issues/topics pertinent to the East End. No fee, but CREDIT on the homepage of the most unique site in the Hamptons. 2008 EMAIL Tree Pruning & Removal Stump Grinding � Free Estimates � Consulting Arborist email@example.com Provide a short description of the video, and web address of where they can be previewed. 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The Lane Family Lee Roy Reams, CeCe Black Chita Rivera, Brian Stokes Mitchell Jano Herbosch About fifty couples, from all over Long Island, renewed their wedding vows at The exhibit at the Parrish Museum consisted of fifteen recognized contemporary artists Gurney's Inn Resort & Spa in Montauk, on Valentine's Day. Judge James who created paintings, sculpture, installations, video, and films that stress emotions. Ketcham, of Montauk, performed the ceremony, under a white tulle arch. The couThis intriguing show romanticizes the "depressing reality of contemporary life." What ples received red roses, champagne and wedding cake. a coincidence for this timely exhibit! A MIRROR OF MODERN EMOTION RENEWAL OF VOWS AT GURNEY'S Debbie Tuma Ginger Propper April Gornik & Eric Fischl Petah Coyne, Alicia & Dennis Longwell Robert Lehman, Leslie Tonkonow Ann & Dan Duprey Pat & Doug Mercer Donna & Tom Cashman SPECIAL EVENING BENEFIT Ginger Propper The A-T Children's Project was thrilled to have an SRO crowd for its 14th annual "A Very Special Evening" Benefit at the Clark Studio Theatre at Lincoln Center, hosted by its two wonderful supporters, Olympia Dukakis and Priscilla Lopez. Congratulations to Eric Weinberger, Benefit Chairperson of Watermill for the record success of this year's event. Priscilla Lopez & Olympia Dukakis Matt Stamm, Brad Margusn, Cade Margus Leo Ash Evens, Barbara Feldon, Eric H. Weinberger Judge James Ketcham, Amy Dowden & Roger Pena DAN'S PAPERS, February 27, 2009 Page 22 www.danshamptons.com The Restaurant at Four Doors Down 10960 Main Road, Mattituck, 631-298-8311 By Roy Bradbrook This is truly a restaurant designed to welcome people who are looking for a good value served in pleasant surroundings. Known to many as a haven for lovers of German food, now there is a new chef in charge of the kitchen and head chef, Jay Stearns has designed a menu based on Italian and good old fashioned comfort food to carry on sending out patrons replete and happy after their meal, The restaurant is open for lunch and dinner, seven days a week, and also has a separate bar area that has built up a great reputation for its convivial atmosphere and good drinks. Certainly the traditional martini and glass of Martha Clara chardonnay that we sipped while making our dining choices hit the spot - indeed the martini was one of the best we had tasted for some time and you can never go wrong with a wine from Martha Clara. Apart from a wide selection of appetizers on the regular menu, they always feature some daily specials and we opted for the fried lobster ravioli with a pesto sauce and the baked clams. Thepesto sauce was delicious, the baked clams were moist and full of flavor and are highly recommended. The soup of the day was chicken with orzo and as we shared a bowl we agreed that this was a soup to really savor. The broth was fragrant and without any hint of greasiness and the orzo, chicken and vegetables were nicely cooked. From the entrees we selected the shrimp scampi and the veal marsala. The large shrimp were expertly cooked in olive oil, garlic and butter but we both agreed that they were a delight. The large plate of spaghetti that came with the dish was everything that spaghetti should be and the sweet potato fries were acclaimed as some of the best ever and very addictive! My veal comprised of three large, thick and tender cutlets and the mushroom and marsala sauce was good. It was so nice to have perfectly al dente asparagus and oven roasted small red potatoes to accompany the veal. And based on this portion, no one ever goes away hungry from Four Doors Down. Apart from the dishes we ate, the remainder of the menu offered something for everyone with four different homemade sauces and four different types of pasta, four shrimp, four veal dishes plus ribs, pulled pork, fish and chips and steak. Their chili, that unfortunately we just did not have room to taste, won the North Fork Environmental Council's Chili Cook-Off in 2006 and 2007. Then there are several salads, quesadillas, burgers, wraps and paninis, plus a kids menu for this really is a kid friendly restaurant. Desserts always feature a cheesecake and a variety of pies but we selected to sample the chocolate ambrosia cake, which was a decadently rich and satisfying way to finish up. The restaurant is also capable of taking care of up to 75 people for parties, reunions, showers or functions of all types and the sports bar has a number of TV's and the bar menu is available until late. Appetizers are priced from $4.95 for a cup of chili to $10.95; paninis are $9.95 and dinner entrees range from $14.95 to $23.95 and include the choice of soup or salad. The wine list is predominately Long Island and a glass of wine is only $4 to $5 and you can get a bottle from $14 and up, again a very sensible approach to pricing and allowing people to continue to go out and enjoy a restaurant meal. 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They never ever cooked up some pasta. And even if they did, they would have called it spaghetti. My two grandmas clung to their past when it came to food. Grandma Safarik made German stuff like sauerbraten. Nana Smith stuck with corned beef. Even in my own childhood home, pasta was a rarity. Occasionally my mom splurged and bought some macaroni salad at Braren's Delicatessen down the street (never heard the word deli back then). And when Mom made beef soup, she put in those skinny noodles. But that was it. No simmered sauce on the back burner, no al dente. Then I went away to college. Ever so sophisticated, I discovered lasagna, manicotti, ravioli. All this at a Friday-night, no-tablecloth pizza place in Westchester. Further pasta education continued when I married, acquiring a husband as well as a recipe for pasta fagioli. I loved 'em both. Still, realizing I'm not quite Rachel Ray in the kitchen, I moved quickly when I heard of a pasta-making demonstration right here on the North Fork. Not only that, but the demo was to be given by Grandma. She wasn't one of my grandmas, of course, but she was somebody's grandma and that was good enough for me. So off to Diliberto Vineyard and Winery I went. On Manor Lane in Jamesport, the vineyard is owned by a terrific husband/wife team � Sal and Maryann Diliberto. Sal confessed right away that he's the grandma who'd be doing the pasta-making. So grandma is really a grandpa. Sal said he remembers all his older female relatives in his Queens childhood "in the kitchen on Sunday mornings, making pasta." That's why he calls himself grandma. Fine. Over that hurdle and we were ready to go. But not before I met Jessica Green, a 2007 Mattituck High School graduate and assistant to the Dilibertos. Jessica said she loves her job and I would find out why very soon. The demo took place in the vineyard's tasting room. Sal, in a bright blue limoncello apron straight from Sorrento, positioned himself behind a great big table. Pasta ingredients were on a shelf behind him. This day's pasta was gnocchi so there were things like potatoes, flour, eggs, salt, pepper, parmesan cheese, and nutmeg. Sal ground the nutmeg right there in front of us. All the while he worked the gnocchi dough, Sal talked. About everything. The history of tomatoes, for instance. Or about his mother, Carmela, who was born in Italy and inspired all this cooking. "It's in the genes," claimed Sal. Carmela was born in Dugenta, near Naples, and Sal and Maryann visit relatives there pretty regularly. For a moment Sal's musings included baseball. Then it was back to pasta and the merits of a pasta-making machine. Sal says he prefers hand-cutting. Well, with the gnocchi dough kneaded, Sal was ready for the cutting. According to Sal, gnocchi dough doesn't need to "rest" as long as regular pasta dough. Good. That meant we could sample sooner. And just who would be sampling? From Mattituck came Elise and Bob Passeggio. They'd brought friends with them � Joe and Joanne O'Neill from Valley Stream. Joe got right up at that floury table with Sal (yes, he washed his hands first) and began rolling out the gnocchi dough. "I had to try it even though I'm Irish," said Joe. I was concerned about Joe. Joanne took several pictures of her husband at work with Sal. I suspect Joe will have to follow through and start cooking when he gets home. Now for the sauce, a basil pesto sauce, made by Sal and so good. Jessica served the gnocchi and sauce in delicate white dishes. "Ah, great," came from all over the room. Especially from Nancy Ziino of Moriches and Andi Green of Holbrook. They looked so pleased I think they may take up residence at Diliberto Vineyard. I thanked Sal as I left. "My pleasure" was his response. And it's obvious the vineyard is his pleasure. As for cleanup? When I asked about that, Maryann simply said "Guess." But no question about the success of this North Fork pasta afternoon. It was happy and delicious. Only one disappointment. Sal sang no Italian opera selections. "He's got a good voice for opera," said Maryann. Well, maybe next time. Ciao. 1198133 DAN'S PAPERS, February 27, 2009 Page 24 www.danshamptons.com North Fork Events FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 27 PERFORMANCE OF PETER PAN- At 7 p.m. and Saturday, Feb. 28, 1 p.m. and 7 p.m. check out Greenport High School for their show, `Peter Pan,' featuring students flying on stage. This will be a lot of fun. Friday night and Saturday matinee, $10; VIP $15 both nights. Saturday night, $12. Pre-sale for all shows, $8. 631-323-1341. NORTH FORK COMMUNITY THEATRE PRESENTS- Mattituck, Friday-Saturday, Feb. 27-28, March 5-7, 12-14, 8 p.m.; Sunday, March 1, 8, 15, 2:30 p.m.-- Check out the performance of `Labor Day,' by A. R. Gurney, directed by Terry Brockbank, produced by Laura Jones. Tickets, $15. 631-298-4500, nfct.com. THE LONG ISLAND SCIENCE CENTER- Located on 11 West Main St., Riverhead, from 5-8 p.m. enjoy Family Fun Night. Play science games, play dinosaur bingo or Fetch. Admission: adults, $2; children, $5. Admission: adults, $2; children, $5. 631-208-8000, lisciencecenter.org. 631-208-8000, lisciencecenter.org. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 28 NORTH FORK FARMING DISCUSSION- 4 p.m., Farming's Future on the North Fork, discussion by Peconic Land Trust vice president Tim Caufield, presented by Oysterponds Historical Society; at Peconic Landing Auditorium, Greenport. Free. 631-477-3800, ext. 241. COMEDY CONCERT- 1-2 p.m., Opus Ditty Family Concert features comedic duo at Southold High School auditorium; shared program with Southold, Floyd Memorial and Cutchogue-New Suffolk libraries. For all ages. Free. 631-765-2077. RIVERHEAD IDOL- 7 p.m.: Riverhead Idol for middle and high school students at Vail-Leavitt Music Hall sponsored by Riverhead Youth Bureau Advisory Board. This year's theme is 1960s. Advance, $5; at door, $7. 631369-6756. YOUTH DRAMA WORKSHOP AND PERFORMANCE- Saturdays, Feb. 28, March 7 and 14, 10-11:30 a.m.: Youth drama workshop for grades 3-6 at Cutchogue United Methodist Church for original musical "Rainbow Promises" to be performed Sunday, March 15, 3 p.m. Free. Enroll at 631-734-6033. SILENT CLOWN PERFORMANCE- 11 a.m.: Chip Bryant, vaudevillian silent clown; interactive performance in style of Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton, for all ages. Clowning, mime, juggling, magic, puppetry and music. At Riverhead Human Resource/Senior Center, Aquebogue. Free. 631-722-4444, ext. 737, 732. MAGICAL DINNER EVENING- 6 p.m.: `A Truly Magical Evening,' Annual Principal's Dinner hosted by McGann-Mercy High School at Giorgio's at Fox Hill, Baiting Hollow. Cocktails, dinner, silent auction, entertainment and dancing to live music. Tickets, $125 pp. RSVP by Feb. 20. 631-727-5900, ext. 35, or www.mcgannmercy.org. SEALS OF LONG ISLAND- View winter harbor seal populations throughout Hempstead Bay Offered by the Riverhead Foundation for Marine Research and Preservation. For reservations call (631) 369-9840 www.riverheadfoundation.org. BEACH GLASS JEWLERY- 1:00 � 3:00 p.m. or 3:30 � 5:30 p.m. Beach Glass Jewelry. If you've ever wanted to create your own jewelry, this class is for you. Allow your artistic ability to soar by creating your own jewelry from nature using beach glass, seashells and other natural materials. Kermit W. Graf Building, Riverhead $25. 631767-5142 or firstname.lastname@example.com. SUNDAY, MARCH 1 THE LONG ISLAND SCIENCE CENTER- 11 a.m.4 p.m., Riverhead, `Monkey Around' with science; learn facts about primates, difference between monkeys, apes and chimpanzees, how and where they live, play monkey game and create monkey craft to take home. Admission: adults, $2; children, $5. 631-208-8000, lisciencecenter.org. 631-208-8000, lisciencecenter.org. THE FLOYD MEMORIAL LIBRARY- Greenport, 3 p.m.--Yeats In Love: Songs, Poems and Letters, written by Mel Mendelssohn; musical director, Dee Laveglia; featuring Rebekah White, Jere Jacob and Mel Mendelsson. Free. 631-477-0660. SPAGHETTI DINNER FUNDRAISER- 2-7 p.m.: Spaghetti dinner hosted by family of William Blasko, 5thgrade student at Greenport Elementary School, to fund his trip to Australia as a member of People to People Student Ambassador program; at Triangle Yacht Club, Greenport. Tickets, $12; must be age 21 and up. RSVP: 631-477-2990. TUESDAY, MARCH 3 NFCT AUDITIONS- Auditions for the NFCT's 'Sound of Music' will be held on Tues 3/3 and Weds. 3/4 at 6 pm for children, and 7:30 pm for adults. Auditions also by appt. Roles for men and women and girls age 16, 13, 9, 7, 5, and boys age 17, 14, 10. Be prepared to sing a song and read from the script. An accompanist will be provided. For more info, please contact Director, Dave Markel at 631765-8133. Auditions take place at the theater, please arrive on time. THURSDAY, MARCH 5 MEDITATION AT PECONIC RIVER YOGAThursdays March 5, 12, and 19th. 7:15 - 8:30 pm. A 3 part workshop with kate Buhler at Peconic River Yoga. $50 for series. $20 per class. March 5th, 7:15 p.m. - 8:30 p.m. Peconic River Yoga, 320 East Main St., Riverhead, 631369-9569. FRIDAY, MARCH 6 WEEKEND CELEBRITY CHEF PACKAGECelebrity Chef at the Harvest Inn B & B featuring Marco Borghese. This includes an early check in at the Harvest Inn, 2 nights accomodation, a multi-course breakfast on Saturday morning, a spectacular brunch on Sunday, and a special tour and tasting at the Borghese estate. Call the Harvest Inn B & B at 631-765-9412. SATURDAY, MARCH 7 NORTH FORK COMMUNITY THEATRE PRESENTS- Mattituck, Friday-Saturday, Feb. 27-28, March 5-7, 12-14, 8 p.m.; Sunday, March 1, 8, 15, 2:30 p.m.-- Check out the performance of `Labor Day,' by A. R. Gurney, directed by Terry Brockbank, produced by Laura Jones. Tickets, $15. 631-298-4500, nfct.com. SHAMROCKIN' AT THE VAIL LEAVITT- 7:30-9:30 p.m.: Shamrockin' at the Vail-Leavitt benefit concert fundraiser for Maureen's Haven features upbeat Celtic sounds from Peconic Warpipes bagpiper Tim Kelly, the Mulvihill-Lynch Irish Dancers and Irish rockers U2 Nation. Doors open at 7 p.m. Advance, $20; at door, $25. 631-369-0063, 631-298-4145, email@example.com. MARCH 9 HOT DOG DINNER AND CARNIVAL- Purim Hot Dog Dinner & Carnival. Temple Israel of Riverhead, 490 Northville Tpke., Riverhead. 5:30 pm, followed by the reading of the Megillah. Kids & adults: come in costume! For information please call the Temple office: 631-7273191. ONGOING EVENTS OUTSTANDING SALE � Main Road Home in Cutchogue is having a 20-50% off Sale on all household and gift items in the store! A portion of the proceeds will help sponsor the Cutchogue Canine Classic to be held at Castello di Borghese this coming May 16, 2009. ANYONE can enter their dog in this Festive Event, designed to raise proceeds for and awareness of our local animal groups. For more information, call 631-734-7865 or email firstname.lastname@example.com WEIGHT LOSS � The second Tuesday of every month, Dr. Russ L'HommeDieu, a physical therapist, holds a free weight management lecture & discussion session for people fighting similar weight loss problems. The discussion is moderated by Dr. Russ, who has upheld a 200-pound weight loss himself. Space is limited. For more information, contact New Life in Progress at 888-446-7764. HEALTHY COOKING MADE QUICK & EASY � The second Friday of every month, a Quick and Easy Healthy Cooking demonstration is being offered. The demo will be done by Dr. Russ L'HommeDieu, DPT; a certified Wellness Coach � who has himself, maintained an over 200 pound weight loss for the last four years. This would be a great place to get started with new ideas on how to cook and eat healthier. He will be offering some GREAT ideas on how to cook healthy for the whole week when you just don't have that much time. He will also be explaining all the great health benefits of including Whole Grains in your diet. If you eat, you don't want to miss this! Space is limited. Reservations required. Small materials fee. Call to reserve your spot! 888-446-7764. REIKI CIRCLES- Reiki Circles Monday Nights @ Grace Episcopal Church Last Monday of the month, meetings are held at Peconic Bay Medical Center. For more Information, contact Ellen J. McCabe at (631) 7272072 SKATEBOARDING � Great skate park in Greenport offering ramps and a half pipe. Call 631-477-2385 for hours. INDIAN MUSEUM � In Southold, open Sundays from 1:30 p.m. to 4:30 p.m. Call 631-765-5577. CUSTER OBSERVATORY� Weather permitting Custer staff will be on hand to assist visitors in observing the night sky using their telescopes. From sunset until midnight in Southold. Call 631-765-2626. MEDITATION � Buddhist meditations on Monday evenings at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church on Main Street in Southold. Call 631-949-1377. David R. Leonoff, DDS, PC Periodontics and Dental Implants Take the Chill Off with Warm Winter Events! e e l f h m r JAZZ ON THE VINE PRIX FIXE OFFERED Z N E E X E THROUGHOUT WINTERFEST 2009 T T 9 FEBRUARY 15 - MARCH 22 Y 5 H DAILY LUNCH AND SUNDAY BRUNCH PRIX FIXE $20 PER PERSON DINNER PRIX FIXE ~ $29 PER PERSON SUNDAY THROUGH THURSDAY 54 Commerce Dr PRIVATE DINING ROOMS AVAILABLE for 10 to 50 Guests For Your Personal Celebration or Business Function 1198132 Reservations 722-0500 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport � www.jamesportmanor.com CLOSED TUESDAYS 54 Commerce Dr., Suite 8 NORTH Riverhead, NY Panera Bread LIE (631) 369-5300 Tanger www.drleonoff.com Outlet RT. 58 PC Richard's Toyota 1147618 Harley Davidson March 29 thru April 5, 2009 � Specializing in Periodontics & Dental Implants � We accept most insurance as full or partial payment and offer 0% payment plans � Serving the east end since 2000 � Our office has recently moved to our new modern facility featuring the latest in patient comfort and dental technology DAN'S PAPERS, February 27, 2009 Page 25 www.danshamptons.com Life S tyle Beauty/Fashion Raving Beauty By Janet Flora Let There Be HIGHLIGHT! The days may still be darker, and while you long for spring and signs of color you can give yourself a lift by making your hair a bit lighter and brighter. Jim Clinton, colorist at the Vartali Salon, on East 57 Street in Manhattan, highlights in a way to give you a burst of color without busting your wallet. "I see a lot of woman with highlights just on the top layers of the hair." According to Clinton this is a mistake, and it tends to look like you just paid for the top layer. Since so many woman have modern, layered cuts, Clinton said, "It's critical to highlight the underneath layers so that when the hair moves. highlights are still visible." Since I have medium, length-layered hair I was an ideal candidate. I had been holding off getting my usual half-head of highlights, or a full head of highlights until closer to the spring. But my hair color was starting to look increasingly solid and dull. When I talked to Clinton, he assured me I could have a burst of color, or what he calls "modified highlights" for just $100. This seemed not only reasonable and affordable, but his philosophy of where the highlights should be placed made sense. Jim Clinton has been working as a colorist in highend salons along Fifth Avenue in Manhattan for 21 years, and at Vartali for the past two. "This is the happiest I've been at any salon," he said. As a client I could certainly see why. my hair: 3 on each side, 5 on The salon is a charming top and 8 in the back. The foilrefuge on the second floor ing took approximately 10 between Park and Madison minutes and they stayed on Avenues. There is no blarfor about 20 minutes. ing music, no factory or In half an hour I was frenzied activity, I felt like I lighter, but most importantly would be cared for and not my hair color was more lost in the crowd. The day I dimensional. This technique was there, Brooke Shields works best when you are was having her hair colgoing just a shade or two ored. She was without an lighter than the base color of entourage, and I probably your hair. And it's not just for wouldn't have noticed, but I blondes. You can give any hair came inches away from her color more dimension by using After the highlights. as I was entering the changing this method. room. Vartali has a celebrity client list that includes I was treated to a blow-dry by Antonio Carollo, a the soprano Renee Fleming and many others. But the senior stylist, and my hair looked shiny and healthy; atmosphere, like all the stylists and management is the difference was noticeable, but subtle and I couldlaid back and even a bit humble � so refreshing anyn't resist the urge to shake my head as if I were in a where on 57 Street. hair commercial. The best part is that I would not One of the secrets to doing modified highlights, need to return for three months. according to Clinton, is to take more generous secJanet Flora writes lifestyle and beauty features, tions of hair spaced farther apart. In addition to creand is a former contributor to Make-up Artist and ating this technique for clients with layered hair, it's Health magazines. A creative writing teacher and fictime efficient for clients who do not have hours to tion writer, she spends her time in New York and Sag spend in the salon. In total, Clinton used 19 foils in Harbor. Have A Heart Community Trust and The Paul Koster Memorial Benefit cordially invite you to Discover your true Beauty WITH NON-SURGICAL COSMETIC TREATMENTS Join us for an evening of events featuring the latest in cosmetic non-surgical treatments for the face and body. "Casino Royale" o Saturday, March 28, 2009 7pm to 11pm Four Seasons Caterer Southampton North Main and Prospect Street $60 per person Hors D'Oeuvres Buffet by Four Seasons Caterer Music � Dancing � Open Bar Featuring a "Texas Hold `em" Tournament Chinese Auction � 50/50 Raffle Each Guest receives $100 in Casino Chips Festive Dress Call:631.283.6681 www.haveaheartcommunitytrust.org 1198044 Demonstrations, Presentation, Testimonials, Drawings and Give-aways are all part of the evening fun! Presented by ALEXANDER J COVEY, MD Board Certified Cosmetic Surgeon Tuesday, October 2Wading River,at East Wind at the Inn NY at 7:00pm at 5720 Route 25A in at 5720 Route 25A in Wading River, NY followed by Dessert Reception Registration 6:00 pm Presentation 7:00 pm All attendees receive an exclusive discount toward any treatment. followed by Dessert Reception We are asking for a donation of non-perishable food which will be Tuesday March 24th at the Inn at East Wind All attendees receive Suffolk County Coalition Against Domestic Violence contributed to the an exclusive discount toward any treatment. Call Today 631-878-9200 to Register (seating is limited) 1198113 BOTOX� Cosmetic Radiesse Demonstation, Computer Imaging and an opportunity to meet with BOTOX� Cosmetic & & Restylane Demonstation,Computer Imaging and an opportunity� to meet with � � representatives from SmartlipoTM, Restylane�, Perlane�, and �, Perlane . representatives from Fraxel�, Thermage�, Fraxel , Thermage , RestylaneGloMinerals Makeup. DAN'S PAPERS, February 27, 2009 Page 26 www.danshamptons.com President's Day/Valentine's Day weekend on the East End had visitors from all over. Every restaurant was packed as well as the stores, where there were shoppers all weekend doing their thing. I was amazed at the amount of cars that were on the road. It kind of cramped my style, but it was good for the economy, so that's good. Let's do some shopping. Bernadette O'Brien Fabrics & Interiors Ltd. is closing! Located at 260 Hampton Road in Southampton (631-287-0494), the store has slashed 70% off everything in stock. There are great buys on fine children's clothing and accessories. If you need sheets, draperies, quilts, furniture and more, this sale will encourage you to spruce up your space before the spring and summer rolls in. Also, note that O'Brien's custom European workroom will still be fully functional for custom draperies, shades, cushions slipcovers and upholstery. The store is closed on Mondays. Call 631-329-0246 for more information. On Hampton Road in Southampton, stop in at Rum Runner because they're having a giant "Winter Sale" with 50% to 80% off select home furnishings and accessories. I happen to be a fan of this store and I have never came across a sale like this one. Get going while there is still lots of goodies to choose from. At Sunrise to Sunset on Hill Street in Southampton you will find an amazing "Winter Blowout Sale" in progress featuring all men's, ladies', girls' and boys' fall and winter clothing at 50% to 70% off. Look for snow boots, sleds (remember them?), shovels, thermal gloves, UGG boots and accessories, and for holiday getaways, snorkel equipment, wetsuits, travel bags, and a full selection of summer bathing suits and clothing. Also look for name brands such as Quicksilver, Billabong, Lost and Hurley, jackets, pants, sweaters, hoodies and so much more, all under one roof. Casual Home, 375 County Road 39, Montauk Highway, in Southampton, (next door to Windows & Walls Unlimited), is just what it says: casual, comfy, coastal furniture, furnishings and accessories. Right now there's a floor model sale in progress and now is the time to fill in or start over with an affordable selection that fits everyone's pocketbook. If it's on the floor and you like, it's yours to take home with you or get delivered, most of the time you don't need to place an order. With over 20 years of experience in this same location, the owners, Ronda and Jim, are always on hand to help you decide and choose a mix of nautical, cottage, traditional and contemporary style that will satisfy all your decorating needs. For information call 631-283-2280. Log onto shopcasualhome.com. On Montauk Highway, at Pier 1 Imports, look for stellar savings with up to 25% off. There are far out buys on storages, organization and everyday basics for home or dorm. Decorative glass containers are $20 to $45, all trunks 20% off, chalkboard jars $10 to $14, dip bowls $7, and there are over 50 lamps on sale and select items at 75% off, so explore the entire collection. If you are looking for Hampton Copy, they have recently moved from Mariner Drive to 190 David White's Lane in Southampton. They do it all under one roof, business cards, photo restoration, computer repair/upgrades, computer Internet training, Web site design and hosting, Business forms, rubber stamps, stationary and so much more. For information call 631-287-3135, log onto hamptoncopy.com. Sag Harbor's The Style Bar Day Spa, at One Bay Street, is warming up with a 10% Senior Discount (age 50 and over) for men and women on all services and retail on Mondays through Wednesdays from now until spring has officially sprung on Wednesday, March 25. All you have to do is show proof of age and you can spend the entire day pampering yourself from head to toe. Get my color ready Sean, I'm there for sure! For information and appointments call 631-7256730. Log onto stylebardayspa.com for an entire list of full services for both men and women. Q. Where in the Hamptons can I find a service that I can have my domestic household linens (sheets, pillow cases, tablecloths, napkins, duvet covers, comforters, etc.) done? � L.G., Watermill, NY A. Ah, I found one for you right in Southampton, called The Laundry Room. It's located at 84 Main Street #C, (631-283-7767). It's been a family-operated business for 75 years, and does exactly what you are requesting and more. Boasting that it's the only onsite laundry in Southampton east, everything is washed and ironed or pressed only, and it serves the entire community. Until next week, Ciao and happy almost end of winter shopping! Having a sale, getting new inventory, are you a new kid on the block? Comments or questions? Please contact me at email@example.com or via fax at 631726-0189. My readers would love to know all about it. Being Happy about New In-CAR-nations Have you noticed that whenever you're late for an appointment you always hit every red traffic light and slow traffic? When you have all the time in the world, on the same road, the lights always seem to be with you and traffic is light. Why is it that every time something breaks in your car, or in your home, it's always on a weekend? Before the electronic toll e-pass, do you remember always dropping part of the change you've been clutching in your hand just as you pull up to the toll booth? What about your habit of seriously speeding in your high performance car and getting away with it? However, the next day you get a ticket for doing 45 in a 35 mph zone. If any of these events have happened to you, welcome to the world of Murphy's Law: "If anything can go wrong, it will." New cars suffer much less from Murphy's Law than older models. The most fantastic advancement in new car technology is not fuel injection, disc brakes or radial tires, it's the remote electronic locking and door opening key. It's sort of a garage door opener for car doors. It wasn't that long ago that in the winter, when it was below freezing and had rained or snowed, the door locks on your car would freeze solid. You couldn't even get a car key in the door lock. The solution was to hold a lit match under the key, heat it up and then rapidly force it into the frozen door lock. Sounds simple, but try to do it when it's snowing, 15 degrees, and the wind is howling. Speaking of lousy weather situations, new cars have windshield wipers that are far superior to the wipers of older cars. SUVs even have a windshield wiper for the back window, a simple idea that was pioneered by Volvo for its 1960s 240 DL station wagon. When the rear wiper first appeared on the Volvo, it was quite a novelty and the butt of many jokes. "Does a Volvo go that fast in reverse?" All `40s, `50s and `60s model American and foreign cars had windshield wipers that were mounted on flimsy chrome plated narrow wiper arms. The wiper blades were delicate narrow strips of rubber that didn't work very well. I was always impressed by the three wiper blades on the front windshield of the 1960s Jaguar XKE, but my years of experience with XKEs proved that those three wipers weren't worth a damn in a downpour. When you finally shut them off, at least one of them would jump over the windshield surround and scratch the car. What was wrong with British car manufacturers in those days? All it does is rain over there, and one would think that England would be the country to master the way to make a proper windshield wiper. Today's cars all have relatively hefty windshield wipers that do a pretty good job. I even like the optional equipment headlight washers on some models. Although overkill and a little silly, they can come in handy in a blizzard at night when your headlights are getting caked over with road slime. Another thought, why is it you always seem to run out of windshield washer fluid when you need it most? The windshield wiper has been with us since the dawn of the automobile, and the concept is really dated. Isn't it time for a new way to clean one's windshield? It used to be a real pain in the neck just to get older cars started on a seriously cold morning. Now, with a bank of computers on board and fuel injection, all one has to do is just turn the key and the car starts every time, all the time. Not to long ago, say 15 or 20 years when most cars had carburetors and chokes, even a good running car would act up on a cold morning. There were all sorts of things drivers had to know. Pump the gas once to set the automatic choke. If the car didn't start within five or six engine turnovers, you had to wait a few seconds and try all over again. Then there was the dreaded flooded engine, a situation caused either by a bad choke or pumping the accelerator pedal too much. One had to have a talented right foot just to get a car started. If you tried too hard to start it, your battery would go dead. Always a joyous event for a hapless, ice cold car owner. So it's pretty obvious that today's cars are much more dependable than cars of the past and they should be. However, cars are still machines and will need service and repair over time. Most of the things that breakdown in new cars are electronic and not mechanical. Remember even the advanced computer "Hal" in Stanley Kubrick's 2001- A Space Odyssey wouldn't open the pod door on command. Everyone is driving some really good equipment today, so drive safely with all the ice and snow around and watch out for Murphy. Bob Gelber, an automotive journalist living in the Hamptons, appears regularly on television as an automotive expert. You can email him at firstname.lastname@example.com. DR. NANCY COSENZA DENTISTRY FOR CHILDREN TEENS & HANDICAPPED 631-287-TOTS Hampton Pediatric Dental Associates specializes in general dental care for young people. We believe that good dental habits started at a young age will last a lifetime. Our office is designed to make children (& their parents) feel comfortable in a situation that many adults choose to avoid! Our hours will accommodate even the most hectic schedule. 1147413 1045403 DAN'S PAPERS, February 27, 2009 Page 27 www.danshamptons.com Health/Fitness Women's Heart Health Symposium: New Info By Debbie Tuma When people think of February, they think of Valentine's hearts. But they don't often think of their own hearts. So to promote awareness, this month has been named, "National Heart Disease Month." And in keeping with this tradition, last month Southampton Hospital and the American Heart and Stroke Association teamed up to present a very informative lecture at the Parrish Hall, called "Women and Heart Disease." Over the years, as women have been entering the workplace and rising to high level positions in business, they have taken on more stress, with the addition of raising families. And, over the years, the number of women experiencing heart disease and strokes has grown, to one in four. Dr. Prateek Dalal, of Eastern Suffolk Cardiology, explained to about 50 women at this event how important it is for women to educate themselves on how to recognize the signs and symptoms of heart attacks and strokes. Signs of a heart attack include chest pain or pressure, pain shooting up the arm and shortness of breath, while signs of a stroke could be slurred speech or vision. Dr. Dalal pointed out that it's important for women to be aware and pay attention to their bodies and how they feel, and more importantly to get the medical attention they need, as soon as possible. "Too often, women ignore symptoms, or they take too long to get the care they need," he said. "They need to take their health into their own hands and make sure they get help if they need it." He said lifestyle can play an important role in contributing to the increase of heart problems, from lack of exercise, to unhealthy diets and increased demands of stress with the multi-tasking that many women do. cal in the doctor's office. If detected, there are numerous treatments, such as blood thinners and medication to prevent strokes or heart attacks. Another speaker during this informative evening, was Southampton Hospital Exercise Physiologist Peggy Kraus, M.A., who spoke about the importance of fitting exercise and movement into our lives. "Our lives have become more sedentary, and we need to make an effort to get up and move around," she said. "Even a 20-minute walk will uplift and revitalize you. You don' have to run a marathon." She recommended doing simple things to fit exercise in, such as walking up the stairs instead of taking the elevator, or parking the car a bit farther away and walking a few extra blocks. And she said people will be better off sticking to an exercise routine if they find the activities they're doing enjoyable, like dancing, swimming or playing tennis. "As we age, it's important to keep our bodies flexible and strong, which is only done by moving and exercising the body," she said. She also discussed the importance of having a low-fat diet, and eating plenty of vegetables, fruit and whole grains, and of making healthy choices when we can. Kathy Malfatani, RN, of Southampton Hospital, discussed the importance of stress management, and discussed the many ways we can reduce the stress in our lives. She gave the group an example of a breathing and visualization exercise to do in their seats. Malfatani said women could learn how to meditate, and take yoga classes, which are excellent for calming our bodies, mind and spirit. She summed it up by saying, "When you take time to breathe right, clear your mind of your daily problems, and acquire a positive mental attitude, you will automatically be uplifted." Debbie Tuma Malfatani, Kraus, Barbara Poliwoda (Regional Dir., American Heart & Stroke Assn.), Deb Craven (Communication Outreach, SH Hospital) "For example, people think that drinking red wine is healthy, but they may not realize that one glass is OK, but after that alcohol becomes a contributing factor to things like arrhythmias, or atrial fibrillation," he said, adding that women need to modify their drinking, since some are more sensitive to alcohol than others. Smoking has long been a contributing factor to heart disease. With even more studies being done in recent years, there is proof that smoking contributes to many heart and lung problems. He recommended women try and stop smoking, the earlier the better. Eastern Suffolk Cardiology in Southampton has many tools for measuring and predicting heart problems before they happen. They have stress tests available, and EKG, echocardiograms, among other lifesaving tests. Sometimes heart problems, such as arrhythmias, can be detected during a routine physi- DAN'S PAPERS, February 27, 2009 Page 28 www.danshamptons.com Special Section: Planning for a Summer of Fun, Learning, Whatever ATLANTIS MARINE WORLD SUMMER ADVENTURE DAYS - Ages 3-14. Explore the wonders of the marine environment during your weeklong adventure. Interactive experiences include our tour boat adventure to a deserted island, close encounters with aquatic creatures, canoeing, kayaking, a Shark Dive and more. Located 431 East Main Street, Riverhead. Call 631-208-9200, ext. H2O (426) or visit atlantismarineworld.com. BROOKHAVEN COUNTRY DAY CAMP � For children 3 to 15, including the Teen Travel Program, full day and mini-day programs and a Counselor-in-Training program. Activities include a variety of sports, arts, crafts, boating, dance, music, drama and more. Located in Yaphank on 24 manicured acres with a mile-long lake. Call 631924-4033. CAMP GAN ISRAEL - July 6-August 14. Ages 2 1/2-12. Sports, tennis, music, swimming, culinary arts, drama, art yoga, Jewish culture, great trips and much more. Warm nurturing staff. Limited space available. Registration open now. Visit CampGanIsraelSouthampton.com, email firstname.lastname@example.com or call 631-680-6140. children's curiosity, build their self-esteem, and develop their social and intellectual skills. Led by professional artist educators, these programs run from July through August and cover a wide range of topics including creative arts, dance, cooking, gardening, gymnastics, and more. Fees vary and pre-registration is required for all classes. Visit CMEE's Web site at cmee.org for a complete listing of class descriptions, schedules, and prices. EXTREME ADVENTURES OF VERMONT � Offers hiking, backpacking, flat water kayaking, mountain biking, caving, rock climbing, white water rafting and more. Choose from a six day, two week or six week program. Go to Vermontadventurecamps.com for more information. FUTURE STARS SPORTS CAMPS � For ages 6-16. Weekly sessions. Tennis camp in Southampton, Westhampton Beach and East Hampton. Soccer, baseball, squash, basketball & multi-sports camp at Southampton Recreation Center and golf & tennis camp at Pine Hills Country Club in Manorville. Call 914-273-8500. Fscamps.com. (continued on next page) Summer Camps Campers catch sight of a whale at The Whale Camp. CAMP GOOD GRIEF � August 10-14. Ages 4-15. A summer day camp sponsored by East End Hospice for children who have experienced a loss. Located in Wading River. Call 631-288-8400. CMEE "PLAY" - 2009 SUMMER CAMP ALTERNATIVE � This summer, the Children's Museum of the East End is offering an array of creative workshops and classes for children ages 2 to 7 to nurture 1197476 DAN'S PAPERS, February 27, 2009 Page 29 www.danshamptons.com Guide (continued from previous page) Summer Camps ING CLASS - Isabella Rupp, Emmy nominated writer-director, producer teaches children how to make their own documentaries. Isabella's students learn first-hand how to direct, shoot, interview, write and edit award-winning documentaries that have been screened in film festivals across the country. Private and group classes for all ages are available. Isabella can be reached at Rupp Productions, 631-287-8735. ASL campers and counselors at Windsor Mountain put on a skit during the morning meeting. GLOBAL BOARDING WAKEBOARD/WATERSKI/SURF CENTER � Ten week-long sessions, June 29-September 4. Learn to surf, water ski, wake board and more. $1,300 a week. Surf camp only from June 30-September 4, four days a week, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. $500 a week. All our instructors are ARC Certified Professionals. Great student to teacher ratio. Globalboarding.com. Located in Sag Harbor, 50 West Water Street. 631-537-8601. HAMPTON COUNTRY DAY CAMP - Ages 3-13. A unique camp experience in a beautiful country setting, the perfect environment for children to play, explore and make friends. Outstanding athletics and professional instruction in swimming, arts and theater. Eight-week, six-week and four-week sessions. Half-day options available. Call 631-537-1770 or visit hamptoncountrydaycamp.com. ISABELLA RUPP DOCUMENTARY FILMMAK- KIDSTAGE - July & August, ages 3-16. Let your children experience the possibilities! Week-long theatre, Shakespeare, music and dance camps. Located at the Westhampton Beach Performing Art Center, 76 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. Call 631-288-2350, ext. 114, or visit www.whbpac.org. Campers at Extreme Adventures of Vermont go caving. KNOX SCHOOL SUMMER ADVENTURE � June 29-August 21. A college-preparatory boarding and day school during the school year, Knox School Summer Adventure offers a picturesque, secluded, 50+ acre campus; beautiful riding facility; waterfront access for kayaking; Summer Day Trip Program for 7th and 8th graders; soccer, softball, tennis and basketball; a separate, self-contained facility for the Tadpoles, a swimming pool and more. Go to saak.org or e-mail email@example.com. MYSTIC SEAPORT OVERNIGHT SUMMER SAILING CAMP - Girls and boys ages 10-15 can stay (continued on page 31) KIDSUMMER ART CAMP - Ages 6-11. Five 1week sessions featuring painting, sculpture, drawing, photography, printmaking and textiles, plus day trips, performances & outdoor activities. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Monday-Friday. Located at the Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Lane, Southampton. Call 631-2832118, ext. 30 or visit parrishart.org. KINDERCAMP AT THE CHILDREN'S SCHOOL Eight-week summer camp program for kids ages 3-5. The best summer experience on the East End, from bugs and sea creatures to local artists and farm life. Located at Stony Brook Southampton, 239 Montauk Highway, Southampton. Call 631-632-8000. DAN'S PAPERS, February 27, 2009 Page 30 www.danshamptons.com Summer Camps Keeping `em Down on the Farm � Art Farm, That is By Tiffany Razzano If you're looking for a truly unique summer camp experience for your child, you might want to consider The Art Farm in Bridgehampton. The camp's founder, Mari Linnman, founded the camp in 1995 with just three campers. Now, on any given day, the camp is bustling with more than 300 children. A native of Sweden, seeing how competitive other camps, particularly sports camps, could be, Linnman decided to start The Art Farm to offer children a more relaxed and nurturing environment, especially for those children whose strengths weren't in sports. "The idea was to give kids a choice, an alternative to sports camps," she said. The Art Farm, which also has a Manhattan counterpart, offers children the same activities other camps offer � arts, crafts, sports, water activities � and then some, all with the camp's unique bent. There's something for every age group too, from infants to children through the age of 18. Also, campers ages 8 and up are also allowed to schedule their days so that they are centered around their favorite activities. "Basically, they can design their own day," Linnman said. But the real heart of the camp is in its fully functional farm, with everything from horses, a donkey, goats, pigs, rabbits and chickens, as well as an indoor animal room with more domestic animals, such as gerbils, guinea pigs, hamsters and various reptiles and amphibians. "Definitely the most popular thing we have are these farm animals," said Patti Robinson, who takes on many different roles at the camp, including responsibilities in the office and teaching art classes. "They love being with the animals...... Somehow world and also close to home. The organization raises money primarily in two ways. One is through the large scale end of the year carnival, which is open to the public and an affordable and fun family event. The other way campers raise money is by selling baked goods that are made in the cooking classes at the local farmer's market. Because Linnman promises to match and double whatever money is made at the farmer's market, the bake sale usually generates around $10,000 by the end of the summer. Mari's Children has donated money to local charities and also offers scholarships to the camp to local children in need. But the global outreach aspect of the organization forces the campers to look beyond their own backyard. The organization has donated money towards the renovation of a school for the deaf and blind in Sri Lanka, rebuilt a day care in Thailand for children whose families have been affected by HIV and AIDS and have donated soccer balls to children in Costa Rica. Typically, Linnman seeks out the projects she wants to support, even travelling to different areas to see them with her own eyes. This year, though, she plans on doing things differently, by allowing a panel of older campers decide where the money will be donated at the end of the summer. Also new this year will be the addition of a sports camp. The Art Farm has always offered sports, but Linnman is looking to strengthen that aspect of the camp. So, throughout the summer, each week will focus on a different sport. For more information about The Art Farm, go to theartfarms.org or call 631-537-1634. Campers at the art farm love spending time with and caring for the animals at the camp. the animals just make us different and center the camp." The camp is also eco-friendly and works to teach children about recycling and other ways to take care of the environment. The art center utilizes recycled materials, and throughout the summer, local artists work on a large-scale outdoor recycled sculpture. And another key component of the camp is it teaches children to have compassion for others and to help those in need. The Art Farm is closely connected with Linnman's charity organization, Mari's Children, which reaches out to children in need both around the On Beautiful Grand Manan Island Hands-On Marine Science Whale Research Island Exploration Kayaking � Sailing Face-to-Face with... Whales, Dolphins, Puffins, Seals & Porpoises WHALE CAMP Kidsummer Art Camp Activities include painting, drawing, pottery, sculpture, photography, printmaking, collage, textiles, and more. Five one-week sessions, July 6 through August 7 Monday through Friday, 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. daily Ages 6 to 11 $375 per week Parrish Members | $475 per week nonmembers Register for all 5 weeks by April 15 and receive a 5% discount, a savings of $100. Space is limited and advance registration and payment are required. Call 631-283-2118, ext. 30 or visit parrishart.org. With our planet in peril, come experience the magic of our island and learn how you can help "Save the Humans." Student and Family Camps! www.whalecamp.com 1-888-54WHALE Visit our Web Site or Call for Free Brochure! 1147616 25 JOBS LANE SOUTHAMPTON, NY PARRISHART.ORG T 631 283 2118 1198073 DAN'S PAPERS, February 27, 2009 Page 31 www.danshamptons.com Guide (continued from page 29) Summer Camps WINDSOR MOUNTAIN INTERNATIONAL Located in Windsor, New Hampshire, campers from 29 different countries are represented. Activities include sports, theatre, arts and crafts, festivals, music and outdoor adventure activities. They also have an American Sign Language program. Call 603478-3166 or go to windsormountain.org. W�LFFER ESTATE STABLES � Pony Camp, July 3-August 31. Offering enhanced summer programs for all levels of riders including Master's Program, Mini-Master's Program and Pony Camp. Lessons available year round. Located at 41 Narrow Lane East, Sagaponack. Call 631-5372879, email email@example.com or visit wolfferestatestables.com. WORLD TRAVELERS - Half-day program for children ages 3-7 (flexible about age). Travel programs with songs, stories, games, puppetry, dress-up and arts and crafts. Little Travelers "visit" a circus, farm, zoo, pet Moussa Drame Tennis store and more. World Travelers "travel" inter- Camp caters to ages 3-20. nationally. Located at 160 Main Street, Southampton. Call 917-538-5049. email@example.com. All instructors at Global Boarding are ARC Certified Professionals. aboard the Joseph Conrad to learn about sailing. Choose from four different camps depending on your child's age and experience. Enrollment limited to 40 for each session. Located in Mystic, Connecticut. Call 860-572-5322 for more information. PATHFINDER COUNTRY DAY CAMP - Ages 312. Specializing in developing camping skills. American Red Cross Swim instruction, heated pool, basketball, baseball, archery, kayaking, canoeing, sailing, drama, tennis, arts and crafts, cookouts and more. Located on Second House Road, Montauk. Call 631-668-2080. Pathfinderdaycamp.com. PECONIC DUNES - Located on the beautiful North Fork of Long Island, Peconic Dunes is the perfect setting for learning about our Island's bountiful natural resources while enjoying the great outdoors. The camp is a part of the Suffolk County park system and is operated by Cornell Cooperative Extension of Suffolk County. Call 631-727-7850. ROYAL TEEN TRAVEL CAMP - 5-10th grades. June 25-August 17. Where every day is a new adventure. Exciting day and overnight trips are the perfect setting for making friends and memories. Low camper-to-staff ratio. Call 631-672-8918 or visit royalteentravel.com. SOUND LEARNING AT STONY BROOK SCHOOL - July 20-August 2. 6-10th grades. Residential Academic Program with a focus on writing and electives in Visual Arts, Theater Arts, Robotics, and Marine Biology. Each day ends with a sunset sail. Located at 1 Chapman Parkway, Stony Brook. Call 631-751-1800, ext. 595. STONY HILL STABLES - Offering a Pony Camp, Junior Horse Camp, Horse Camp, Short Stirrup Camp and Advanced Jumping Camp throughout the summer. Located on Town Lane in Amagansett. Call 631-267-3203 or go to stonyhillstables.net. TENNIS CAMP - Moussa Drame is a popular pro tennis player who has a summer tennis camp on Shelter Island. Ages 3-20. The camp offers group and private lessons as well as junior programs, whether you want to play for fun or perfect your game. Camp is held from Memorial Day through Labor Day. Located at the Pridwin Hotel and the Dering Harbor Inn on Shelter Island. Call 917-209-6615. THE WHALE CAMP - Closely observe and study whales, dolphins, porpoises, seals and puffins in their natural habitat. With our planet in peril come experience the magic of our island and learn how you can help "save the humans!" Whale Camp is where explorations and inspirations abound. For more information call 610-399-1463 or visit whalecamp.com. Don't Miss Out... Get Your Copy Today! ONE YEAR ON THE HAMPTON SUBWAY by Dan Rattiner ALL 52 OF THIS PAST YEAR'S HAMPTON SUBWAY WEEKLY NEWSLETTERS (published weekly in Dan's Papers, Bridgehampton, NY) � The attempted corporate takeover of the subway that failed � The Olympic level thoroughbred that got loose in the tunnel � The new subway line we're building to Foxwoods � The arrest of our subway commissioner � The freighter that sank with 1.6 billion old subway tokens � The new double decker subway cars that didn't fit into the tunnels. 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From Bay Street to Guild Hall, there are opportunities for your little tots to enjoy a wide array of activities that include learning about the arts and learning new crafts, to being a part of live performances taking place in the Hamptons. If your son or daughter is looking for something to do during the Easter break, these camps provide a wonderful learning environment for kids that also has them smiling the whole time. Check out what you can do. At the Kids Theater Camp at Bay Street Theatre in Sag Harbor, each day will be filled with classes and theatre games incorporating every aspect of theatre � from acting to singing to dancing. They will also have fun breaks for snacks and lunch (from home), allowing time for teachers and pupils to get to know one another as well as for groups to perform for each other. The week long camp will be taught by several professional Broadway performers and educators. Bay Street's own artistic director, Murphy Davis, will be overseeing the camps, with Debra Barsha at the helm as director. Barsha is a professional teacher as well as a Broadway performer and musician. All of the kids will be divided into different groups, based on scene requirements, age levels and experience. Children grades K-12 (ages 5-18) are eligible to join in the fun with parental approval. No experience required, although those with experience are very much encouraged to join. Groups will be divided to best suit the needs of each child and the class size will be limited to 20 kids per class. The camp runs from April 6 to 10 and they are expecting to sell out, so sign up as soon as you can. Cost is $300 per child for the week. Call 631-725-0818. At the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, your kids can participate in the Performing Arts Camp during the week of April 6 and at the end of the week watch them perform live on stage. Enroll your kid to perform in a fabulous rendition of Robin Hood during Spring Break. WHBPAC is offering a one-week performing arts camp beginning April 6 from 9 a.m. - 3:00 p.m. daily. Kids will enjoy daily rehearsals of a musical tale plus classes in acting, improvisation, singing, movement, theatre games, a talent show and more. It is limited to 60 boys and girls, grades K � 12. The week long camp costs $325. The performance takes place on April 10 at 7 p.m. To sign up, call 631-288-1500. At the Parrish Art Museum in Southampton, from April 6 to 10, kids can enjoy morning arts and crafts sessions from 10 a.m. to noon and afternoon sessions from 1 to 3 p.m. and you can make a choice which class you want to take. Each day of the week they choose a different medium and artist. On April 6 enjoy "Paint a Picture To Music," April 7 is "Build a Book," April 8 is "Make A Print," April 9 is "Self Portrait Collage" and April 10 is "Paper Art" � all very fun and exciting options. The age range goes from age 4 and up. Cost is $25 per session for Parrish members and $35 for non-members. A snack is served at each session. 631-283-2118 ext 30 to register. Advanced registration and payment are required. At the Children's Museum for the East End in Bridgehampton, you can enjoy all kinds of activities, especially with your toddler, during the Easter break. CMEE is offering a series of wonderful programs including a "Get Creative" workshop and toddler program that is a full fledged play date for your little guy or girl. Definitely call them and find a program that works for you. The number there is 631537-8250. 1198074 Located at the Pridwin Hotel and Dering Harbor Inn, Shelter Island PRODUCTION TV & FILM TV & FILM BEAT THE RUSH! SIGN UP EARLY FOR SEASONAL COURT TIMES � QUALIFIED TENNIS PROS � TRAINING FOR STUDENTS FOR SCHOOL TEAMS AT YOUR PRIVATE HOME PRODUCTION SEND US D S YOUR VIDEOS! 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Did he remember schlepping into the city when he was not yet four to fight the crowds and lines to see Beauty and the Beast on Broadway? He says he does. But if not, no problem. "If he doesn't remember it in his mind, he'll remember it in his soul," is our philosophy. As long as a child isn't too disruptive and enjoys the experience (read: doesn't cry when the lights go down or scream to leave), I say: take him! It's never too soon to start exposing children to the joy of live theater. Having been a performer/playwright, I have great respect for anyone who manages to get a show produced, and any actor who gets another chance to step onto a stage. So I like to make going to a show a special event, which always starts with dressing up. Our son is no stranger to the bowtie, and is still at an age where he considers dressing in fun show. If you're lucky enough to be out here during the week, you might not know that the School Day Performances at WHBPAC are also open to the public. In other words, even if your child's class doesn't bus it to Westhampton, you can buy tickets and go. On Thursday, March 12, the classic children's book Stellaluna will be brought to life by actors, puppets, music and of course, bats, in two daytime performances. If you don't know this incredible book by Janell Cannon, it's basically a fish out of water tale that covers issues like fitting in, being true to who you are, and even peer pressure. But mostly, it's simply one of the most beautiful mother/child tales of modern children's literature. You can turn either of these events into great learning experiences by reading Stellaluna with your child, or challenging the kids to identify instruments as you listen to music in your car on your way to Dream Jam Band. Or, you can just enjoy peeking at your offspring, all spiffed up in their fancy clothes, in the rear view mirror. The Dream Jam Band: Saturday, March 7 at 1:00pm. Tickets are $25, $20, $15. Call (631) 2881500 or visit the box office or www.WHBPAC.org. Stellaluna: Thursday, March 12 at 10 a.m. and 12:30 p.m. Tickets are $10.00. Contact Cheryl Wheeler 631-288-2350 x102. Susan Galardi is the Managing Editor of Dan's Papers. firstname.lastname@example.com REFERENCES LOCALLY OWNED RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY House Watching Winter � Year Round � Vacations Airport Runs Call for the Best Rates Trader Joe's Pick-Ups a shirt, tie and jacket as fun as putting on a Batman polyester jumpsuit. If you haven't tried it (dressing the kids for the thee-ah-tah, not in Hallowe'en costumes), I highly recommend it. As we all know, kids love parties and excitement, and the ritual of dressing up in special clothes telegraphs the feeling of fun. There are a few events coming up where you have the opportunity to make the most of going to see a great show. On Saturday, March 7, Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center (WHBPAC) will present the Dream Jam Band. The five-member group's first CD was praised by National Public Radio as one of the Top Ten Children and Family Albums of the Year. If you've never heard the band, no problem. Their upbeat original music is highly accessible, with leanings toward everything from The Beatles to Mozart to the B-52s � and even folkie Woody Guthrie. The Dream Jam Band was a bit hit when they appeared live on PBS, and their U.S. tours have included Kidzapalooza in Chicago. It promises to be a very Give us your order We'll pick it up for you It takes less than a minute for potential buyers to form an impression and decide if your's is a home they would like to purchase. It's a fact: professionally staged homes sell faster and at significantly more than the asking price. My goal for your home is to create an environment that appeals to the highest number of potential buyers. We also stage rental listings. Call today and put our competitive edge to work for you! Deliveries Locally � Manhattan of all types Documents � Furniture � Prescriptions Groceries � Mail � etc. All delivered with the same care & attention 631-897-5146 www.hamptonservices.com 1197515 email@example.com DAN'S PAPERS, February 27, 2009 Page 34 www.danshamptons.com HOMELIFE Earthly Delights By April Gonzales Keeping it Clean, at Least for Now It is New York State's responsibility to preserve and protect tidal wetlands, fresh water wetlands and surface water from being despoiled or destroyed, and they do this by buying land to preserve it, repairing storm drains to keep road contaminants from flowing into water bodies, and restoring aquatic habitats. This focus on keeping our water clean is why Suffolk County Legislator Jay Schneiderman feels it's also important to limit fertilizer use around any body of water. Because we are surrounded by water here on the East End this is an issue he has chosen to pay close attention to. Fertilizer run off enters our surface waters through rain and irrigation, whether it's a stream, pond or bay, and adds nutrients to the waters that would not be present otherwise. Algae takes advantage of the presence of these nutrients, which are in essence their food, and can then have a population increase that is detrimental to other living things by creating cloudy waters and diminishing the amount of light available to other photosynthesizing marine organisms like eel grass. When the eel grass dies off, young shell fish and fin fish lose their protective habitat. More than once, brown tide, red tide in the saltwater bays and an algae bloom in a Water Mill pond have all had negative effects on scallops, oysters, and fin fish. This, in turn, impacts the fishing industries that have been built up around what used to be an abundant supply of tasty seafood in some cases, and repugnant and unnecessary fish kills in others. "It is a good idea to keep those fertilizers out of harbors and bays," Schneiderman session and is awaiting the signature of the County Executive Steve Levy pending a public hearing. This was Schneiderman's second shot at getting this amendment in place. His original proposal was to prohibit fertilizer use with in 100' of a body of water. This prescribed distance made sense, as current DEC regulations prohibit disturbance and building with in a 100' setback from wetlands and bays. But Schneiderman could not get that setback passed as western Legislators felt that this version was too drastic for their districts, in which homeowners bordering water bodies generally have smaller lot sizes. So a compromise was reached which has reduced the setback to 20'. "All my research says 100', but I just can't get that bill passed. People cannot put their manicured lawns above the water's health and their own health. We are introducing toxins into the bay unnecessarily," Schneiderman stated and he believes that this can also lead to greater instances of human health issues not just die offs of marine and pond organisms. His reasoning is sound: Clean water is one of the most important issues of our times. Schneiderman may also consider reintroducing a bill aimed at banning certain pesticides from ornamental use in the future. For more than 20 years, April Gonzales has been involved in garden design, installation and maintenance on the East End, as well as specimen plant scouting and site supervision for landscape architects. email@example.com Susan Galardi said. Suffolk County has already addressed the issue of fertilizer run off on all its landholdings and on a County-wide basis. No fertilizers can be used on County-owned property and all fertilizer use whether on County commercial or private property, will be prohibited between November 1 and April 1. So now only manures and compost can be applied to landscapes, as the law went into effect this January 1. Schneiderman was determined to provide even more protection from excessive nitrogen run off to our surface waters by including an additional provision that prohibits fertilizer use with in 20' of a body of water unless there is at least a 10' buffer of natural vegetation that can absorb those nutrients from surface waters running off into ponds and bays. This provision was just passed in the Legislature's February 3 Kid's Calendar FRIDAY, FEBRARY 27 BASKETBALL, SOCCER, BALLET, TAP, DODGE BALL At SYS in Southampton, kids programs continue daily with sports, dance and fun. Contact SYS for info at 631-287-1511. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 28 MAD SCIENCE AT CMEE CMEE, Bridgehampton offers "Mad Science." Two sessions, 10-11 am for grades K-2 and 11:20 am to 12:20 pm for grades 3-5. For fun, hands on activities with a different theme each week. 631-537-8250. CHILDREN'S ART WORKSHOP at the Boots Lamb Ed. Center, Guild Hall, 158 Main Street, East Hampton. Children's Saturday Morning Winter Art Workshops with artist Linda Capello; four sessions for $20/$18 members, $5 per single session/$3 members. For info or to reserve a space, call Danielle: 631-324-0806, ext. 22. KIDSTREET Bay Street Theatre's Family Film Series presents "Dr. Doolittle" at 11 a.m. on the big screen, perfect for kids of all ages. The doors will open at 10:30 am, movies begin at 11, tickets are $7. LIL COWPOKES PONY CLUB � Every Sat. from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. for ages 3 and up. Learn about animals and how to ride a pony. Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue, 93 Merchants Path, Southampton. 631-537-7335. RECORD A CD � Saturdays thru 3/14 from 2 to 4 p.m. Children 8 � 16 will learn to make an album. Fee is $225 for residents, $250 for non-residents. 62 Red Creek Road, Hampton Bays, call 631-728-8585 to register. QUOGUE LIBRARY STORYTIME - Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Join children of all ages for story time, literacy games, puzzles and more. Located at 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. KIDS ROCK CAMP- Saturdays thru 3/14 from 12 to 2 pm. Kids ages 8-16 will form thier own bands, get group lessons and perform 2 live concerts. Fee is $195 for residents, $220 for non-residents. Southampton Parks and Recreation, 62 Red Creek Road, Hampton Bays. Call 631-728-8585 SUNDAY, MARCH 1 BASKETBALL, SOCCER, BALLET, TAP, DODGE BALL At SYS in Southampton. See Feb. 27. MONDAY, MARCH 2 QUOGUE LIBRARY Pajama Storytime for children ages 2-5 years old. Wear your favorite pajamas, bring your favorite stuffed animal. Begins at 6 p.m. Call 631-653-4224. TUESDAY, MARCH 3 QUOGUE LIBRARY � Dara Linthwaite for singing, playing the guitar, and entertaining your children with puppets and musical instruments. Starts at 1:30 p.m., registration is required, call 631-653-4224. QUOGUE LIBRARY STORYTIME - 10 a.m.-1 p.m. See Feb. 28. WEDNESDAY, MARCH 4 BASKETBALL, SOCCER, BALLET, TAP, DODGE BALL At SYS in Southampton. See Feb. 27. THURSDAY, MARCH 5 TODDLERS WORKSHOP- The Parrish Art Museum, Southampton, is offering toddlers a stimulating and enjoyable introduction to visual art from 10:30 a.m. - 11:15 a.m. The workshops are for children ages 2 and 3. Call 631-2832118 x30. QUOGUE LIBRARY STORYTIME - See Feb 28. listing. FRIDAY, MARCH 6 BASKETBALL, SOCCER, BALLET, TAP, DODGE BALL- At SYS in Southampton, kids programs continue daily with sports, dance and fun. Contact SYS for info at 631-287-1511. SATURDAY, MARCH 7 KIDS ROCK CAMP- See Feb 28 listing. KIDSTREET- Movie is "Lassie Come Home" see Feb 28 listing for details. CHILDREN'S ART WORKSHOP � At the Boots Lamb Education Center, Guild Hall, 158 Main Street, East Hampton. See Feb. 28 listing for more info. QUOGUE LIBRARY STORYTIME - See Feb 28. listing. MAD SCIENCE AT CMEE- See Feb 28 listing. LIL COWPOKES PONY CLUB � See Feb 28 listing. PROGRAMS/CLASSES AMY'S ARK FARM � "Art of Life", Tuesday thru Friday from 4 to 5 p.m. Small art classes held in a converted barn in Westhampton. Focus on art, cooking, reading, yoga and more! Ages 4-9. $85 for a 4 week session, for registration call 631-288-3587 or 631-902-3655. S.A.T. MATH PREPARATION � Thursdays thru 3/12 from 7 to 9 p.m. (no class 2/19) Hampton Bays Community Center, 25 Ponquogue Ave. Hampton Bays. Fee is $290 for residents, $300 for non-residents. 631-728-8585 S.A.T. VERBAL PREPARATION � Tuesdays thru 3/10 (no class 2/17) Hampton Bays Community Center, 25 Ponquogue Ave. Hampton Bays. Fee is $290 for residents, $300 for non-residents. ONGOING ART AT THE GOLDEN EAGLE � 14 Gingerbread La. East Hampton 631-324-0603. GOAT ON A BOAT � Goatonaboat.org. Puppet Play Groups for children under 3 on Mon., Thurs. and Fri. at 9:30 a.m. Tot Art for children 5 & under, Mon. and Fri. at 10:30 a.m. Puppet club Mondays 3:30 p.m. At Rte. 114 and East Union Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-4193. Send all events for the kids' calendar to email@example.com by Friday at noon. For totally complete, up-to-the-minute listings, go to danshamptons.com click on: Calendar DAN'S PAPERS, February 27, 2009 Page 35 www.danshamptons.com Arts & Entertainment Come to the Cabaret, at Bay Street's Bay Bar By David Lion Rattiner A lot of people heard about it and a lot of people were talking about it, but an intimate cabaret at Bay Street Theatre sounded a bit strange to me. Bay Street in Sag Harbor held the first of its nighttime cabaret shows last week. Based on that, it's clear they really have something exciting going on there. The show doesn't take place in the theater, but in the "Bay Bar," or the theater's lobby area that is transformed for the evening with black and white candle lit tables, dim lighting and a cozy setting. The full bar is open for the entire show and you can even get fresh popcorn to bring back to your table. The coordinators of this event are Bay Street's Artistic Director Murphy Davis and General Manager Tracy Mitchell. Davis began the show at 10 p.m., introducing himself to the packed crowd of about 90 people, sipping their drinks. Davis has the unique ability to make everybody in the room feel like they're his friends and family. After his introduction, the piano player and singer Debra Barsha entered to uproarious applause. Barsha, a very charming woman with a wonderful stage presence and smile, didn't waste any time, and began playing her set. This accomplished performer romanced the audience � everybody was hooked. She played hit songs that had the audience involved and singing along, like Beatles' "With A Little Help From My Friends," and "Love Will Keep Us Together," by Captain and Tennille. I really got what Bay Street was up to with this series, as did everybody else. Live music by high ered as if she dipped a serving spoon into her soul and poured it out onto the piano. She began the evening with "If It Can't Be Love," which set the tone and the bar for the level of performance in store. Barsha's voice is powerful and her music makes you feel good, but most important was the energy created in the room. Each time she played an original song, the audience was captivated. Barsha could feel that, enjoyed it, and just gave back more. One of her most interesting songs was "Inside My Heart," a wonderful tribute to her parents, who raised her in Syracuse. Before she began, she described her Dad � a news anchor in Syracuse who, "talked as if he was reading the news even at the dinner table at home." Her mother and father celebrated 50 years of marriage and her tribute to them with music made you want to call your parents and tell them you love them, and squeeze your spouse's hand. This song seemed to hit a chord, so to speak, with a lot of people in the room, as many inside the Bay Bar were clearly long time married couples. I found myself going onto an iPhone and looking up the performance that she said was posted on YouTube.com. If you check DansHamptons.com, you can watch a music video of the song online inside this story. I look forward to seeing more cabaret nights at Bay Street and encourage you to check it out and enjoy it for yourself. The cabaret takes place on Saturday nights at 10 p.m. On February 21, Jane Hastay and Peter Martin Weiss play; on February 28 it's Jim Turner; and Charles Notturno is scheduled for March 7. For more information, go to baystreet.org or call 631-725-9500. Debra Barsha kicked it off caliber performers in an intimate setting really fills a void out here. Not to mention, with just a $20 cover charge and no "minimum" like the cabarets in New York City, this professional, affordable entertainment is drawing attention. Barsha also performedher original songs, deliv- The American Plan & Hedda Gabler Richard Greenberg's drama The American Plan, set at a lakeside home in the Catskills during the summer of 1960, is an engrossing play with interesting spins on love and identity. When a handsome young man swims across the lake from a nearby resort hotel, he sets in motion an escalating series of conflicts between a beautiful young heiress and her German-Jewish emigrant mother. Lily Rabe is excellent as the fragile Lili meeting the demanding moments of the play beautifully. If her performance lacks shading it doesn't really matter she displays much depth and is particularly effective in the evening's final scene. Mercedes Ruehl's over the top scenery chewing performance as her domineering mother Eva is a sight to behold, but her bold calculated portrayal leaves little room for surprises. Kieran Campion plays Nick, the flirtatious young writer for Time, who ignites Lili's passion. The play has elements of Tennessee William's The Glass Menagerie � overbearing mother, delicate daughter and an already spoken for gentleman caller � woven into the storyline of being trapped not only by birth, but by time and situation. When another handsome young man Gil, played by Austin Lysy, shows up revelations will spill forth in David Grindley's Broadway revival of Greenberg's well crafted tale for the Manhattan Theatre Club. Ibsen's Hedda Gabler, another play about being trapped, starring Mary-Louise Parker in an odd, but handsome revival of the classic drama also opened on Broadway. With a blunt new adaptation by Christopher Shinn the evening directed by Ian Rickson for the Roundabout Theater Company has an aggressive contemporary tone that is obvious and uneven. The Tony, Emmy and Golden Globe winning star hasn't been seen on Broadway since her 2004 Tony nominated performance in Craig Lucas' Reckless. She looks great in the elegant costumes by Ann Roth, but her portrayal displays annoyance with everyone, not a woman feeling trapped by her situation and the social limitation of her times. She is her father, the General's daughter, ensnared by the restraints of being a woman in a man's world. But Rickson's revival paints our bored heroine as a petulant housewife instead. One thing is for certain, whether you like this theater review/gordin & christiano Hedda or not, the evening is bizarrely entertaining. And the opening with Parker lying on the drawing sofa mooning us with her dressed pulled up above her waist and the mirror above her reflecting the image out to the audience again speaks volumes about the evening's obtuse choices. The men Michael Cerveris as her husband Tesman and Paul Sparks as Lovborg come off better than the women displaying more depth and nuance in Rickson's misfire. The American Plan opened on Broadway January 22, 2009 MTC's Samuel J. Friedman Theatre, 261 West 47th Street. Tickets are available at telecharge.com or by calling 212-239-6200 or the box office. Hedda Gabler opened on Broadway January 25, 2009 at the American Airline Theatre, 227 West 42nd Street for a limited engagement through March 24. Tickets are available online at roundabouttheatre.org or by calling 212-719-1300 or at the box office. Theater critics Barry Gordin & Patrick Christiano are members of the Drama Desk. Barry is an internationally renowned photographer. Patrick is the artistic director of SivaRoad Productions. Visit their website at theaterlife.com. DAN'S PAPERS, February 27, 2009 Page 36 www.danshamptons.com Arts & Entertainment eat t vv ack By Tiffany Razzano Music in the Parlor, with Spoons, Guitars & Harps The 2009 Parlor Music Series at the ago. The goal of the Parlor Music Series, Bridgehampton Historical Society in a time where technology rules every(BHS), kicked off with singer-songone's lives, is to bring back that "live writer Terry Winchell on February 7. person to person communication." But don't worry if you missed that According to Dermont, "Unless you go first show, as BHS has a line-up of intito Sunday services, you don't have contact with live music. Here, people intermate acoustic music scheduled into act so fluidly." Often, Dermont says, the April. The next show, on Saturday, performers and the audience will chat February 28 at 2 p.m., features John in between songs as well as before and Corr, a Kings Park-based singer-songafter the show. And, with only enough writer who will perform nautical and room to allow 30 and 40 people, this Irish songs on guitar and spoons. means the shows are truly intimate. Having performed at BHS in 2008, this This also means reservations are often time around his new CD, Come Round required, as each show is usually sold Ye Northeast Mariners, will be availout. However, Dermont is hoping in the able. future that one of the barns on the Then, on March 14, in honor of St. property can be cleaned out and utiPatrick's Day, catch Sag Harbor's Terry lized as a venue for the music series, Sullivan, who will be singing Irish allowing more people to attend. songs and telling stories. For more John Corr is next up, with Irish songs, guitar, and yes, spoons! The Parlor Music Series concerts, information, go to myspace.com/terrysulsponsored by the Bridgehampton livansagh. Stony Brook singer-songwriter began working there in November 2007 that a regAssociation, Inc., are all at 2 p.m. on Saturdays. Claudia Jacobs (claudiajacobs.com) will perform her ular music series again became a part of what the Admission is $5, and includes cider, cookies and a mix of folk, blues and Americana on March 21. Her museum has to offer to the community. Dermont tour of the museum. The current exhibit, new EP, Makin' Lemonade, will be available at the also books the music series on Sundays at Christ "Bridgehampton's Historic Turnpike," closes on show. Guitarist Dan Koontz, with Don Schmitz on Episcopal Church in Sag Harbor. March 6. For more information about the music harmonica, will close out the Music Series on April "We look to book acoustic acts, not necessarily series and upcoming exhibits, go to 4. just old music," Dermont said. "But the idea of this Bridgehamptonhistoricalsociety.org or call 631-537Though BHS has offered live music in the past, it is how people were entertained 100 to 150 years 1088. wasn't until Stacy Dermont, program director, Art Commentary by Marion Wolberg Weiss Talking Heads at Tulla Booth, "Love and Desire" at Pamela Williams Although it's somewhat of a perhaps been helpful. stretch to compare love and There's no such obvious politics in Tulla Booth's curambiguity at Pamela rent show for Valentine's Day, Williams' present exhibit, the exhibit works on another, yet on second thought, we more intriguing level. That is believe there most certainly particularly true about is. That ambiguity does not Michael Cardacino's montage always relate to the works' of snapshots featuring political meaning and context, howfigures. Our bet is that each ever, but to a larger "picperson, like Hillary Clinton, ture." Joe Biden and Bill Clinton, This concept has primariwere captured at a specific ly to do with how the show, event; the photographer then "Love and Desire," is curatarranged the images in a grided. In fact, the presentation like shape to resemble "mug" is about the curating as shots (or "talking heads" in TV much as it is about the art jargon). itself. Williams is to be conThere are similarities in this gratulated for her skill and view we are presented: most of taste in this regard. the politicians are smiling Simply put, we are often (naturally,) with Sarah Palin seeing pieces that we have being the most animated (natnever seen before, that are urally.) The "eyes" and "lips" not normally associated carry the most weight in this with the artists' "oeuvre." study of facial expressions. This fact alone makes us Biden is the exception. He uses begin to reinterpret their Eric Ernst, "Distant Echoes" an open mouth and lips to more contemporary works. express his thoughts, whatever they may be. For example, Ralph Carpentier's rendition of Which gets us to the most salient point here. The Honolulu's Red Light District during the 1950s is a viewer is trying to imagine what set off these expresfar cry from his present landscapes in style and persions, trying to guess the context and the possible spective. Is there a bit of ambiguity in these land"story" behind these visual responses. Was President scapes that we have missed? Clinton being asked a humorous question to evoke his Cynthia Knott's "Plato and Persephone" and "Siren" smile? Where was he when these pictures were are also far removed from her signature cloudscapes. taken? A little background information would have They are, instead, figurative, narrative and mythic, Ken Robbins, "Lydia" yet also passionate. Come to think of it, so are her cloudscapes (except they're not human figures.) Photographer Ken Robbins also throws us for a loop with his sensual female figure, "Lydia." It's apparently not like his landscapes with their surreal, iconic touch. Even so, we can see a connection. Eric Ernst also stops us in our tracks with his "Distant Echoes," also using a female image as perhaps a metaphor. Again, the style is not what we expected, far from his often geometric, abstract shapes. Which leaves us with the most ambiguous image of all: What does the woman represent? The artist's fading memory (the figure is about to enter a door and disappear)? The illusive presence of female sensibility? Maybe the idea is not to solve the ambiguity at all. The shows at Sag Harbor's Tulla Booth Gallery and Amagansett's Pamela William's Gallery will be on view until March 30 and mid-March, respectively. DAN'S PAPERS, February 27, 2009 Page 37 www.danshamptons.com Art Openings & Galleries OPENINGS HEART TO HAND: LOVE IN EARLY AMERICAN TOOLS AND DESIGN- 2/27- Gerri MacWhinnie has been collection heart shaped pieces for many years and is the curator of the exhibition titled "HEART TO HAND: Love in Early American Tools and Design." 11:00 AM 4:00 PM reception. Southampton Historical Museum, 17 Meeting House Lane. 631-283-2494. FIRST MONDAY TOUR FOR SENIORS- 3/2Gallery tour of the Parrish Art Museum. "Damaged Romanticism: A Mirror of Modern Emotion" is exhibited. Southampton. 63.1-283-2118, ext. 10. MOMSART OPENING RECEPTION- 3/7- Abstract paintings by Zoe Pennebaker Breen and blown glass and wood sculptures by Trefny Dix. MomsArt is a website that Zoe is starting which will serve as a platform for active moms who are also trying to continue with their artistic careers. Opening reception from 5:30 to 8:30 p.m. Ashwagh Hall, East Hampton. 631-377-0328. JAMES KENNEDY OPENING- 3/7- Syvester & Co. at Home in Amagansett Square is pleased to announce the showing of James Kennedy's work in the gallery space at 154 Main Street in Amagansett, NY. The show begins Mar 7 and runs thru May 20. A reception with the artist will be held on Sat. 3/7 from 5 to 8 pm. The reception is open to the public. 631-267-9777. GALLERIES ALOHA. ISLAND STYLE ART GALLERY � 649 Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-SURF or visit alohaeast.com. AMY PILKINGTON GALLERY � 78 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-613-6459. ANNYX � Feature artist is Chris Roberts Antieu. 150 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-9064. ART & SOUL GALLERY � "New Beginnings," painters, potters, photographers and poets. 495 Montauk Highway, Eastport. 631-325-1504. Artsoulgallery.com. ARTISTS GALLERY � Haitian art. 403 Main St. Greenport. 631-477-8555. ART SITES GALLERY � "Roots," 2/7-3/15. Open Thurs. to Sun. 12-5 p.m. 651 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631-591-2401. BASEMENT GALLERY � "Love for Man and Beast" by Justin Love. Open Sat. and Sun. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. or by appointment. 9 Albertines Ln., East Hampton. 631-3292927. BENTON NYCE GALLERY � Featuring permanent artists David Nyce Furniture and Boar Glass. 409 First St., Greenport. 917-848-5102. BIRNAM WOOD GALLERIES � Featuring paintings, fine prints and works on paper of the 20th century through contemporary. 52 Park Pl., East Hampton. 631324-6010. BOLTAX GALLERY � "Concepts of Identity," Andrea Zuill. 21 North Ferry Road (Route 114), Shelter Island. 631-749-4062. BRAVURA ART AND OBJECTS GALLERY � American, European, tribal, Murano glass, jewelry, textiles, home furnishings and eclectic objects. Open by appointment. 261 N. Main St., Southampton. 631-3773355. BUTLER'S FINE ART � "20th and 21st Century Painting and Sculpture." 50 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-267-0193. CECILY'S LOVE LANE GALLERY � Paintings by Rob White. 80 Love Ln., Mattituck. 631-298-8610. CELADON GALLERY � Open Sat. and Sun., 11 a.m.5 p.m. 41 Old Mill Road, Water Mill. 631-726-2547. CHRYSALIS GALLERY � 2 Main Street, Southampton. 631-287-1883. D'AMICO INSTITUTE � The former residence of Victor D'Amico, founding director of the Museum of Modern Art. The mid-century beach house contains early modernist furnishings and found objects. The property also includes an artist/fisherman cottage, archive hut, gardens and outside sculptures. By appointment. Lazy Point, Amagansett. 631-267-3172. THE DAN FLAVIN ART INSTITUTE �A permanent installation of 9 works in fluorescent light and a gallery for changing exhibitions. Sat. and Sun. 12 p.m.-6 p.m., Friday by appointment. 221 Corwith Ave. off Main Street, Bridgehampton. (212) 293-5584 or visit diacenter.org. THE DRAWING ROOM � "Acqua Pazza" by Rex Lau and new work by Robert Harms, Christine Hiebert and Jane Wilson. 2/6-3/30. Open Mon., Fri. and Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sun. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 16R Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5016. ELAINE BENSON GALLERY � Elaine Benson Gallery collection, representing local sculptors and painters. Open 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Appointment only. 631-537-3233. ESSES STUDIO � Work from The Grafitti 1980 Studio. 40 Madison St., Sag Harbor. 631-255-7704. EZAIR GALLERY � Work by William Celento and Eveline Luppi. 136 Main Street, Southampton. 212-2040442. THE FITZGERALD GALLERY � Featuring local artists, including Marjorie Gosnell, Eileen Serwer and Robert Valdes. 48 B Main Street, Westhampton Beach 631-288-6419. GALERIE BELAGE � Open Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. and Sun. 11 a.m.-7 p.m. Margarita Grille, 8 Moniebogue Ln., Westhampton. 631288-5082. GALLERY MERZ � "The Asia Show," various artists. Open Thurs. through Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sun. from 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 95 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2803. GALLERY SAG HARBOR � Rowann Villency and Joe Chierchio, 10/9-11. Open 12-5 p.m., Thurs.-Sun. or by appointment. 125 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-7707. GIDEON STEIN GALLERY � 2297 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1900. Gidstein.com. GORAN PETMIL STUDIO � Open Sat. and Sun. 3-7 p.m. or by appointment. 88 Gin Lane (Barnway), Southampton. 631-574-7542 or 631-830-2895. GRENNING GALLERY � "Gems of the Grenning Gallery," through 1/31. Open Sun.�Thurs., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Fri. and Sat. from 10 a.m. � 7 p.m. 90 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-767-5302. GUILD HALL - "Student Art Festival," through 4/12. 158 Main St. East Hampton. For more information, visit www.guildhall.org. 631-324-0806. HAMPTON ROAD GALLERY � "Recent Works" by Barbara Press. 36 Hampton Road, Southampton. 631-2049704. KESZLER GALLERY � Jens Lorenzen, Wolfgang Ludes, Russell Young, David Gamble, Peter Beard, Michael Dweck, Hubertus von Hohenlohe, Floriane de Lassee, Nick Brandt and Frank Wurzer. 45 Main St., Southampton. 631-204-0353. LANA SANTORELLI GALLERY � "Movement," through 3/7. Open Sun. to Thurs. 11 a.m.-6 p.m., Fri. and Sat. 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 77 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-2836308. LEVITAS CENTER FOR THE ARTS � "Presidents Week Art Show," 2/7-22. Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln., Southampton. 631-287-4377. MICHAEL PEREZ POP ART GALLERY � Featuring original works by artist/gallery owner Michael Perez. 59 Main St., Southampton. 631-259-2424. PARASKEVAS GALLERY � Showing Michael Paraskevas' extensive work and children's book illustrations from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast and other books he published with his mother, Betty. Open by appointment. 83 Main St., Westhampton Beach. Call for more information 631-287-1665. THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM � "Damaged Romanticism: A Mirror of Modern Emotion," 2/7-4/19. Open Fri.-Sun., 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 25 Job's Ln., Southampton. 631-283-2118. RATIO GALLERY � "The Winter Exhibition." Open Fri. 1-5 p.m., Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and by appointment. 10 Bell St., Bellport. Call for more infromation 631-286-4020. Ratiogallery.com. ROSALIE DIMON GALLERY � Abstract oils by Marion Jones and watercolors by Helen Giaquinto, through 2/4. Jamesport Manor Inn, 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631-722-0500. For totally complete, up-to-the-minute listings, go to danshamptons.com click on: Calendar MOVIES Schedule for the week of Friday, February 27 to Thursday, March 1. Movie schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times. BAY STREET THEATRE (631-725-9500) The 38 Steps � Fri. 8 Vertigo � Sat. 8 HAMPTON ARTS (+) (631-288-2600) The Reader (R) � Fri. 8 Sat. 2:30, 5:15, 8 Sun.-Mon. 2:30, 5:15, 8 Tues.-Thurs. 7 Milk (R) � Fri. 7:30 Sat.-Sun.-Mon. 2, 4:45, 7:30 Tues.Thurs. 7 MATTITUCK CINEMAS (+) (631-298-SHOW Call for show times. The Reader (R), Fired Up (PG13), Taken (PG13), He's Just Not That Into You (PG13), Pink Panther 2 (PG), The International (R), Milk (R), Slubdog Millionaire (R), Confessions Of A Shopaholic (PG) SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) Waltz With Bashir � Fri.-Thurs. 5:15 Milk � Fri.-Thurs, 7:15 Revolutionary Road � Fri.-Thurs, 3 UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0448) The International (R)� Fri.-Sun 12:30, 3:30, 6:40, 9:40 Mon.-Thurs. 3:30, 6:40, 9:40 The Wrestler (R) � Fri.-Sun 1, 4, 7, 9:50 Mon. � Thurs. 4, 7, 9:50 Taken (PG13) � Fri.-Sun 12, 2:30, 5, 7:45, 10:30 Mon.Thurs. 5, 7:45, 10:30 Slumdog Millionaire (R)� Fri.-Sun 12:45, 3:45, 6:50, 10 Mon- Thurs. 3:45, 6:50, 10 Coraline (PG) � Fri.-Sun 11:45, 2:10, 4:45, 7:30, 10:10 Mon-Thurs. 4:45, 7:30, 10:10 Gran Torino (R) � Fri.-Sun 1:20, 4:30, 7:15, 10:20, MonThurs. 4:30, 7:15, 10:20 UA HAMPTON BAYS (+) (631-728-8535) Pink Panther 2 (PG) � Fri.-Sat. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:20, Sun. 1:30 ,4:30 ,7:30 Mon-Thurs 4:30, 7:30 Confessions of a Shopaholic (PG) � Fri.-Sat., 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, 9:50 Sun. 1:20, 4:20 Mon.-Thurs. 4:20, 7:20 Mall Cop (PG) � Fri.-Sat. 1:40, 4:40, 7:40, 10:10 Sun. 1:40, 4:40, 7:40 Mon.-Thurs. 4:40, 7:40 Madea Goes To Jail � Fri.-Sat. 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, 10 Sun. 1:10, 4:10, 7:10 Mon.-Thurs. 4:10, 7:10 He's Just Not That Into You (PG13) � Fri.-Sat. 1, 4, 7, 9:40, Sun. 1, 4, 7 Mon.-Thurs. 4, 7 UA SOUTHAMPTON (+) (631-287-2774) The Reader (R) � Fri.-Sun. 1, 4, 7, 9:50 Mon.-Thurs. 1, 4, 7 Hotel For Dogs (PG) � Fri.-Sun. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 9:45 Mon.-Thurs. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 Fired Up (PG13) � Fri.-Sun. 1:45, 4:45, 7:40, 10:10 Mon.Thurs. 1:45, 4:45, 7:40 Milk (R) � Fri.-Sun. 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 10 Mon.-Thurs. 1:15, 4:15, 7:15 The sign (+) when following the name of a theatre indicates that a show has an infrared assistive listening device. Please confirm with the theatre before arriving to make sure they are available. DAN'S PAPERS, February 27, 2009 Page 38 www.danshamptons.com Dining and Nightlife Side Dish Long Island Wine Country's Winterfest Concert Series, "Jazz on the Vines," is here! To commemorate the event, Jamesport Manor Inn in Jamesport is offering a special three-course prix fixe menu through Sunday, March 22. The menu includes chicken and smoked andouille sausage gumbo, N'Awlins Bibb salad with warm sweet potato-bourbon dressing, crawfish �touff�e, chicken Tchoupitoulas with Brabant potato and Creole b�arnaise, oven fried catfish with red beans, rice and Creole sauce, sweet potato pie, Bourbon vanilla crme br�l�e, and Bananas Foster bread pudding. The Inn's Rosalie Dimon Gallery is also displaying jazz themed artists, SibylleMaria Pfaffenbichler and John Randolph. For more information call 631-722-0500. Fellow participant in "Jazz on the Vines," Legends Restaurant in New Suffolk will host a smooth jazz lunch featuring the Chuk Fowler Trio in the pub from noon to 4 p.m. on Sunday, March 1. International style tapas will be offered, including manchego cheese and fruit, braised short rib, Chilean sea bass and cheesecake spring roll. Legends also offers a three-course winter lunch prix fixe until Friday, March 20. The special is offered Monday through Friday beginning at noon and costs $21, plus tax and gratuity. Items will change daily and the regular lunch menu will be available. Sample prix fixe items include New Suffolk soup, sugar cane skewered pork tenderloin medallions, pad Thai, grilled pesto swordfish and vanilla bean cake. Call 631-734-5123 for further details. Once again, Nick & Toni's in East Hampton brings a taste of Italy to the South Fork. They are now celebrating the Piemonte region, with a new fourcourse dinner for $38 per person. The menu is offered Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Sunday all night Aji Jones 8-10 servings) features pulled pork or pulled chicken or brisket coleslaw, spicy pickles, bread or buns, baked beans, potato chips and BBQ sauce. "Pulled Meat Sampler Dinner" ($65) includes pulled pork, pulled chicken, burnt ends, stack of bread or buns, spicy pickles, coleslaw, baked beans and BBQ sauce. "Chicken and Rib Dinner" ($75) features whole smoked organic chicken, full rack of ribs, coleslaw, baked beans, spicy pickles, cornbread, and BBQ sauce. "Townline Extravaganza Dinner" ($105) includes half rack of ribs, whole short rib, brisket, kielbasa, pulled pork, smoked half organic chicken, collard greens, baked beans, spicy pickles, cornbread and BBQ Sauce. For details call 631-537-2271. The Seafood Barge in Southold is out with the old and in with the new. Chef Noah Schwartz introduced small plates to the menu in addition to new entr��e. Dishes include tuna tartare ($14), Peconic Bay scallop ceviche ($12), lobster knuckle sliders ($12), hoisin glazed baby back riblets ($11), Crescent Farm duck BBQ ($9), lobster pot pie ($15), pan seared tuna ($31), local monkfish osso buco ($28) and Martha Clara Syrah braised beef short ribs ($27). For more information call 631-765-3010. East End eateries continue to sign up for Hamptons Restaurant Week, kicking off March 29. Restaurants that recently signed up and will be offering $24.95 prix fixes include 75 Main, Annona, Barrister's, Bobby Van's, Chequit Inn, Desmond's Restaurant and Lounge, DoLittle's, Gurney's Sea Grille, Meeting House Creek Inn, MUSE Restaurant & Aquatic Lounge, Pepi's Ristorante, The Plaza Caf��, Scrimshaw Restaurant and The Seafood Barge. For further details, visit hamptonsrestaurantweek.com. Espresso Bar ~ Bakery ~ Juice Bar ~ Coffee Roastery Full-Service Caf� Breakfast & Lunch Photo by Charles Schmidt (soleiart.com). � HCC. 1197608 and Saturday until 7 p.m., through March 8. The menu includes: Peasant soup with Gorgonzola crostini, marinated peppers with arugula, ricotta ravioli with tomato butter, red wine braised short rib with soft Anson Mills polenta, white wine braised duck leg with lentils, grilled lamb with horseradish sauce and roasted vegetables and torrone with gianduia and bicerin. For reservations, call 631-324-3550. Fresno in East Hampton will co-host a wine dinner with Domaine Franey Wines on Sunday, March 8 at 6:30 p.m. The five-course menu will be paired with wines from Chateau La Gatte, in Bordeaux, France. Items include foie gras mousse on crostini, salmon tartare, mini ham and Gruy�re sandwiches on brioche, skate with brown butter or escargot, garlic sausage with French green lentils, grilled lamb loin with leeks and truffled bordelaise sauce, triple cr�me with fruit compote, and cr�me brul�e. Wines include noted reds, ros�, Bordeaux blanc and a Bordeaux superior. The price is $75 per person plus tax and gratuity. Reservations are recommended. Call 631-3248700 for information. Get happy at Stonewalls Restaurant in Riverhead! Happy Hour takes place every Friday night from 5 to 7 p.m. and features two-for-one drink specials. The "Grill Room Menu" featuring appetizers, baguette sandwiches, and finger food will also be available. Items include baby arugula salad, roast pork loin sandwich with manchego cheese and tapenade, 10-ounce sirloin burger, and hot and spicy Buffalo wings. For details, call 631-506-0777 ext. 4. Having a party for four or more? Townline BBQ in Sagaponack recently introduced new `que packages available for take out. Packages are made to serve 46 guests. "Sandwich and Slider Kit" ($68 or $119 for Finn McCool's Saturday, March 14 8am-11am Bangers and Mash - Celtic Rock 7pm-till, Newgrange Stone Irish Ballads 3pm-5pm, bagpipes, corned beef and cabbage, beer specials, 50/50 raffle for CAARE, heated tent and more! Start Your St. Patrick's Day Parade Party At OPEN 7 DAYS - LUNCH + DINNER Kegs and Eggs! BEST BEST OF THE 2008 Brunch Sat. + Sun. 11:00am -3:00pm Bar & Grill BEST BEST OF THE 2008 Open 7 Days a Week Lunch and Dinner Three Course Prix Fixe $19.99! � Sun � Thurs 1198114 Complimentary Award Winning Bottle of Wine w/Dinner For two Sun. - Fri. With This Coupon 11:30 - 4:30 1/2 Price LUNCH Monday - Friday Fat Boy Burgers, Kabobs, Salads, and More... 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Exit 62 County Rd. 97 South to End, West to 2nd light Zagat Survey Distinction 2006 - 2007 27-20-25-48 1141441 WATER MILL SQUARE, 670 MONTAUK HWY 631.726.4444 (631) 472-9090 DAN'S PAPERS, February 27, 2009 Page 39 www.danshamptons.com Dining and Nightlife Simple Art of Cooking Silvia Lehrer Chicken, Braised and Saut�ed "A chicken in every pot" is perhaps one of the most misassigned quotes in American political history. While the phrase has been attributed to advertisements during the Herbert Hoover 1928 Republican campaign, it appears that the quote had origins in 17th century France. Henry IV reputedly wished that each of his peasants would enjoy "a chicken in the pot every Sunday." With countless approaches to cooking procedures, affordability and convenience, it's no wonder chicken remains the great American staple. At a time when purse strings are being pulled tight, cost-effective meals remain high on the list. Pasta, grains and rice are surely meal stretchers, but protein in the form of chicken can help to stretch the budget and increase your well-being. My computer chicken file is endless � from saut�, grill, roast, braise, steam � and the variety of recipes are just as varied and tempting. However, there is more to it than just having a couple of good chicken recipes. To begin, quality is of the utmost importance, so seek out the very best. Chicken can be tender and juicy or as dry as cardboard. It's essential not to overcook poultry. Remember, every recipe is a guide and care in preparation should be considered. To test doneness, poke the meat with your thumb and when slightly springy to the touch, it's done. Brining poultry, if you have the time, helps to insure a moist bird. Brining is a simple procedure of placing the chicken in a container with water, salt and sugar to cover for a few hours or an overnight stay in the fridge. Rinse, drain and dry well then continue with desired recipe. BRAISED CHICKEN WITH VEGETABLE RAGOUT How many times have we simply browned chicken pieces then simmered them with a bit of liquid in a covered pan until done? Sounds familiar, right? Add saut�ed vegetables and a fresh herb, and you have a fabulous one-pot meal and the fancy name � ragout. Serves 4-6 1 chicken, 3 1/4-3 3/4 pounds, cut into eighths 3 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil Coarse (kosher) salt and freshly ground pepper 3 carrots, peeled and cut into small dice 3 ribs celery, trimmed, rinsed and cut into small dice 1 medium onion, chopped coarsely 1 1/2 cups low-sodium chicken broth, preferably homemade 1 can (1 lb. 12 oz.) tomatoes, drained and crushed 1 tablespoon chopped fresh rosemary leaves 1. Trim chicken parts of excess fat and pinfeathers. Rinse well and pat dry with paper towels. 2. Heat oil in a large skillet, and put in the chicken pieces to brown evenly on all sides, about 23 minutes. Season the chicken with salt and paper and transfer to a side dish. Put the carrots, celery and onion in the hot fat in the skillet and saut� for 34 minutes, stirring occasionally, until onion is translucent. Add chicken broth and bring to a boil. Simmer briskly for 4-5 minutes to reduce the liquid. Return chicken to pan and place over the vegetables. Crush tomatoes with your hands or the back of a spoon and pour over the chicken. Season with rosemary, salt and pepper to taste and stir through the sauce. 3. With cover ajar, cook over medium heat and simmer for 20-25 minutes, spooning over juices occasionally, until chicken is tender and flavors meld. Serve hot over rice, if desired. minutes longer. Season with salt and pepper to taste. Transfer mixture to the chicken. 3. Deglaze the pan with the vinegar and broth and bring to the edge of a boil. Adjust heat to low and return the chicken and mushroom mixture to the skillet, spooning over juices. With cover ajar, simmer for 18-20 minutes until chicken is cooked through. SAUT�ED CHICKEN BREASTS WITH SHITAKE MUSHROOMS Cooking chicken breasts on the bone will insure moist results. Serves 4 4 bone-in chicken breasts Coarse (kosher) salt and freshly ground pepper 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil 1 medium red onion, thinly sliced 2 garlic cloves, finely chopped 1/3 pound shitake mushrooms, stemmed and thinly sliced 1/3 cup imported white wine vinegar 2/3 cup chicken broth, preferably homemade or canned low-sodium 1. Trim chicken breasts of excess fat, rinse and dry with paper towel. Season with salt and pepper. 2. Heat oil in large 12-inch skillet and put the breasts in the hot oil, skin side down and saut� for 34 minutes, until skin is golden brown. Turn breasts and saut� for 3 minutes longer. Remove to a side dish. Put onions and garlic in the pan and saut�, stirring occasionally, for 2-3 minutes until onion is translucent. Put in the mushrooms and saut� for 2-3 3 Course Prix Fixe $2500 Sun - Thurs - All Night Fri + Sat 5:30 6:30pm Steak and Fries $1900 Sun - Thurs - All Night Fri + Sat 5:30 6:30pm OPEN 7 DAYS Lobster Night $2100 Tuesday Only All Night Prime Rib Night Wednesday $2100 "WOW" 1197618 PRIX FIXE $25 $22 SUNDAY TO THURSDAY ALL NIGHT FRIDAY - SATURDAY 5 TO 6:30PM BREAKFAST BRUNCH � LUNCH � DINNER PATISSERIE � BAR HOME MADE ICE CREAM Specials not available Holiday Weekends RESERVATIONS: 631.537.5110 2468 MAIN STREET . BRIDGEHAMPTON, NY 11932 pierresbridgehampton.com 631-537-0590 great food in a comfortable setting t d n e bobby van's main street, bridgehampton n , 1197485 DAN'S PAPERS, February 27, 2009 Page 40 www.danshamptons.com Dining and Nightlife Daily Specials Square, 760 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-7262606. OASIS WATERFRONT RESTAURANT - Zagat says "Modern tropical interiors and wonderful sunset views. Seasonal cuisine that is delicious and delightful and service that is always gracious if not perfect. This off the beaten path charmer is deemed a real find." Serving dinner Thurs.-Sun. from 5:30 p.m. $30 Prix Fixe Thur, Fri, Sun, all night & Sat until 6:30 p.m. Located at 3253 Noyac Road, Sag Harbor. oasishamptons.com. 631-725-7110. ONE OCEAN � An elegant restaurant with a casual atmosphere. Open for brunch Fri.-Sun. from 11:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Located on the corner of Ocean Road and Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-5375665. PARTO'S RESTAURANT � Italian restaurant, pizzeria caf�. Old-style, rural Tuscan atmosphere. Open Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m., Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. and Sun. 12-9 p.m. Visit partosrestaurant.com. Located at 12 West Main Street, 100 yards west of Atlantis Marine World, Riverhead. 631-727-4828. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN � New American Cuisine featuring prime aged steaks and fresh seafood. Three course Chef's tastings available daily for $30. Music Fri. & Sat. Happy Hour daily from 3-6:30 p.m. Open 7 days a week, 4-10 p.m. Sun.-Thurs. and 4-11 p.m. Fri. and Sat. 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. PIERRE'S � Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Open seven days. Brunch Fri. - Sun. from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. near the fireplace. Located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. pierresbridgehampton.com. THE REGULARS MUSIC CAF� � Live music. Great food. Lunch, dinner, happy hour, half priced drinks 5-7 p.m. 631-287-2900 RegularsMusicCafe.com 1271 North Sea Rd, Southampton. SEA GRILLE AT GURNEY'S � Overlooking the Atlantic Ocean. Dinner seven days a week 5:30 to 10 p.m. Mon. through Thurs. three-course prix fixe dinner $25.95, seating at 5:30 p.m. 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2660. TUSCAN HOUSE � Regional Italian Cuisine, seafood, pastas, meat and poultry. Open year round. Located at 10 Windmill Lane, Southampton, 631-287-8703. VILLA PAUL RESTAURANT � The third generation continues to serve the same consistent recipes for over 42 years. 162 Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. Call to make reservations 631-728-3261. WORLD PIE � Pizza's fresh from the Wood Burning Oven. All Home-Made desserts. Serving Lunch and Dinner. OPEN Everyday 11:30am - Until Midnight. Great late night dinning! 2402 Montauk Hwy. Bridgehampton 537-7999. ZIGGY'S FOOD + DRINK � `60s Surfer Beach Style. Grilled ka-bobs, great burgers, vegetarian choices and Salads. Open 11 a.m. daily for lunch, dinner and takeout. Brunch, Sat. and Sun., 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Daily endless happy hour specials and 1/2 price appetizers at the bar. 964 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631537-6060. ZiggysBridgehampton.com ALMOND RESTAURANT � Classic French bistro offering unpretentious French food at affordable prices, offers a fall three-course prix fixe for $24.95 Monday all night and Tuesday and Thursday � Sunday from 6 � 7 p.m. Almond is open for dinner Thursday through Tuesday starting at 6 p.m., closed on Wednesday. Located at 1970 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton, 631-537-8885, almondrestaurant.com. THE ATHENS GRILL � The Athens Grill in Riverhead will be serving a Valentines day dinner February 13 and 14. Menu choices include seared Crescent Farms duck breast, seafood linguine, prime cut filet mignion and shrimp, fish of the day. Complimentary glass of champagne with every entr�e. Our regular menu will also be available. Live jazz from 7-10 p.m., Saturday, February 14. Dennis Raffelock performing upright bass and vocals. Participating member of "Jazz on the Vine" February 14 - March 22. For more info and reservation options call 631-727-1301 BOBBY VAN'S � Specializing in steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Lunch and dinner 7 days. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. till 11 p.m. Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0590. CAFF� MONTE AT GURNEY'S � Serving breakfast daily from 7:30 a.m. to 10 a.m. From noon to 3 p.m., the cafe serves a casual, economically priced Italian-style menu. La Paticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. 631-6682345. CHEQUIT INN � Complimentary glass of Proseco with ever Valentine's Day dinner entr�e on Saturday, Feb. 14. 23 Grand Ave., Shelter Island Heights. 631-749-0018. CIAO BELLA SENHORA � Formerly the Lighthouse Restaurant. Join Chef America Arajo of La Casserola for the finest Italian and continental cuisine. Closed Mondays. 322 W. Montauk Hwy., Hampton Bays. 631-728-2218. FINN McCOOL'S � Open seven days, lunch and dinner. Sun.-Thurs., $19.99 prix fixe. Come check out our new menu. Nightly limo service, $15 per person, roundtrip. Late night bar menu seven days. 101 Old Riverhead Rd., Westhampton Beach. 631-998-3271. finnmccoolswesthampton.com HAMPTON COFFEE COMPANY � Espresso Bar, Bakery, Coffee Roastery, and Full-Service Caf� serving breakfast, lunch, and desserts.Open every day all year, 6 a.m. - 7 p.m. Serving hamburgers, hot soups and sandwiches and more at the Water Mill location. Locations at 869 Montauk Highway in Water Mill,and at 194 Mill Road in Westhampton Beach. hamptoncoffeecompany.com. 631-726-COFE. INDIAN WELLS TAVERN - Breakfast, Saturday and Susan Galardi A happy couple at Ziggy's. Sunday, 8 a.m. - 11:30 a.m., lunch 11:30 a.m. - 5 p.m., dinner 5 p.m. -10 p.m. Closed Mondays. Tuesdays are Steak Night, Wednesdays are Fajita Night, Thursdays are Family Night. Casual dining for the whole family. Burgers, steaks, seafood and more. 177 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-0400. THE INN SPOT ON THE BAY � A true "foodies delight" featuring the freshest seafood and local produce available. Platinum Chef winner Cheffe Colette creates an inventive menu with some pleasant surprises. Dine outside on the waterfront verandah and enjoy the best sunsets in the Hamptons, at The Inn Spot On The Bay, 32 Lighthouse Rd Hampton Bays. 631-728-1200. THE JAMESPORT MANOR INN � Experience North Fork History and unprecedented local cuisine in the magnificently reconstructed 1850s mansion. New American Cuisine with a Mediterranean flair. Serving Lunch and Dinner daily closed Tuesday. Private parties accommodated. Located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. Call 631-722-0500, email firstname.lastname@example.com or visit www.jamesportmanor.com LE SOIR RESTAURANT � Serving the finest French cuisine for over 25 years. Nightly specials, homemade on premises desserts. Located at 825 W. Montauk Highway, Bayport. 631-472-9090. MICHAEL'S � Come try our Creative American Cuisine. Daily specials. 28 Maidstone Park Road, East Hampton 631-324-0725. MUSE � Restaurant and aquatic lounge open for dinner 6 days a week. Brunch on Sundays. Located in the Water Mill Chef 's Creations Daily Three Courses for $30 Friday, Saturday & Sunday all night Friday, Saturday & Sunday � 4:00pm-6:30pm 1141354 Happy Hour at Our Bar & Grill Room Live Entertainment Friday: 7:30pm � 11:30pm & Saturday: 8pm to Midnight For totally complete, up-to-the-minute listings, go to danshamptons.com click on: Calendar Casual, Upscale, New American Bistro Open Year Round Winter Hours: Friday & Saturday � 4 pm to 10 pm Sunday � 2 pm to 8 pm Waterfront Restaurant and Bar 3253 Noyac Rd., Sag Harbor www.oasishamptons.com $30 Prix Fixe Dinner Available Thursday, Friday & Sunday Night, All Night... and Saturday Until 6:30pm 725-7110 GIFT CERTIFICATES & CATERING MENUS AVAILABLE 1198105 Reservations Suggested (631) 288-0100 or visit us at www.thepatiowhb.com 54 Main St, Westhampton Beach, NY 11978 Come enjoy our signature dishes from the Standard Appetizer, Entr�e and Dessert menus, not from a nightly specials card. We promise that our prices have never been more appetizing! Available for private parties Serving Dinner Thursday through Sunday from 5:30p.m 1198147 DAN'S PAPERS, February 27, 2009 Page 41 www.danshamptons.com Day By Day COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections: Art Events � pg. 37 Kids' Events � pg. 34 Movies � pg. 37 SUNDAY, 26 BOB ZELLNER, AUTHOR, TO SPEAK � At the Christ Episcopal Church in Sag Harbor, sponsored by the Eastville Historical Society, Bob Zellner, author of "The Wrong Side Of Murder Creek: A White Southerner in the Freedom Movement" will speak. On February 26, he will do an author's signing at the Southampton Inn at 7 p.m.. On March 11 at noon, he will be speaking at a brown bag lunch at the Rogers Memorial Library in Southampton. 631-288-1166. FRIDAY, 27 CMEE FUNDRAISER- Support the Children's Museum Of The East End by attending their "Snowball" fundraiser. 7:30-10:30 p.m. at "75 Main" 75 Main Street, Southampton. Cocktails, hors d'oeuvres, dancing! Be part of a fun night for a great local cause. Tickets are $100 per person. Call Barbara at 631-537-8250 or email email@example.com for more details or to purchase tickets. MAMA LEE AT REGULARS- Mama Lee plays at Regulars Music Caf�� in Southampton, 1271 North Sea Road. 6:30 p.m. to 9:30 p.m. Call 631-287-2900. CERAMICS WORKSHOP- Noon to 4 p.m. Workshop to teach students new techniques for treating the surfaces of their ceramic forms. Applied Arts School in Amagansett, 11 Indian Wells Highway. 631-267-2787. HAMPTONS IDOL- 8 to 11 p.m., "Hampton Idol" returns to the Hampton Bays High School. Vocal performances. 631-702-2425. BIDEAWEE DOG WORKSHOP � Workshop to teach people how to be responsible dog owners. 118 Old Country Road, Westhampton. Noon to 1 p.m. 631-325-0200 ext. 118. EAST HAMPTON AND WAR- Through letters, diaries and extraordinary vintage photographs, Richard Barons will recount the actual experiences of EH citizens with Camp Wikoff during the Spanish American War. The Clinton Academy Museum, 151 Main St., East Hampton. 631-324-6850. SPRING WRITING WORKSHOP- Canio's Books offers a spring non-fiction nature writing workshop. 6:30 p.m. to 8 p.m. 290 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-4926. SATURDAY, 28 PARLOR MUSIC CONCERT- Bridgehampton at 2 p.m. enjoy folk singer John Corr perform at the Bridgehampton Historical Society, 2368 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. Tickets are $5. Call 631-5371088. CABARET AT BAY STREET- The Jim Turner band is set to play at 10 p.m. at Bay Street on the Long Wharf in Sag Harbor. Tickets $20. 631-725-0818. THE NAKED STAGE- At The Montauk Library, A.R. Gurney's "The Perfect Party" will be read by the Naked Stage. 7:30 p.m. to 9:30 p.m. Call 631-668-3377. THE ROBERT CRAY BAND- At the West Hampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 8 p.m. enjoy some live souther style blues with Robert Cray. Tickets are $85, $70 SEND US D S YOUR VIDEOS! R Dan's Papers is seeking interesting, funny, 60-90 second digital videos for the HOME 0 PAGE of danshamptons.com. Videos should relate to issues/topics pertinent to the East End. No fee, but CREDIT on the homepage of the most unique site in the Hamptons. EMAIL: email@example.com Provide a short description of the video, and web address of where they can be previewed. and $55. Call 631-288-2350 ext. Tutto il Giorno on all show PICK OF 115. nights. 516-236-6970. THE PICTURE SHOW AT THE MUSIC OF ASTOR THE WEEK BAY STREET � Enjoy the movie RUTHLESS THE MUSICAL- PIAZOLLA/EL TANGO DE "Vertigo" at 7:30 p.m. at Bay 3/3-3/7-Bay Street in Sag Harbor presents PIAZZOLLA- Guest artists are Street Theatre on the Long Wharf "Ruthless, the Musical" runs from Wednesday, Marco Albonetti, saxophone, in Sag Harbor. 631-725-0818. March 4 through Saturday, March 7 at 8 p.m. at and Vicky Schaetzinger, piano. Tickets are $5. the Bay Street Theatre on Long Wharf in Sag Free and open to the public. AHA SWEET HEAR Harbor. Wednesday night preview tickets only 7:30 p.m. to 9 p.m. The Montauk DESSERT CHALLENGE- At $7! All other nights, $15. Ticket holders get Library, 871 Montauk Highway, Trata East in Water Mill from 7 30% discount at Tutto il Giorno on all show Montauk. p.m. to 11 p.m. the American THURSDAY, 5 nights. 516-236-6970. Heart Association challenges SPEED DATING AT OSOchefs of the Hamptons to showThe event will include a three case their best heart friendly desserts. They will be feacourse sit down dinner and a cash bar. 7:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. $35.00pp* includes dinner, Cash bar available. 91 Hill tured at the American Heart Associations 13th Annual Street, Southampton. Heart Of the Hamptons Gala this summer. 516-450-9121. FILM SERIES AT THE AVRAM THEATER- Stony ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADE FUNDRAISERBrook Southampton's Avram Theater will host its First Annual Westhampton Beach St. Patrick's Day parade Annual Green Film Series at 8:30 pm with a screening of fundraiser at 7 p.m. at Casey's Dance Hall and Saloon. `Buyer Be Fair'. 631-632-5088. 631-560-6392. RUTHLESS THE MUSICAL- Bay Street in Sag SUNDAY, 1 Harbor presents "Ruthless, the Musical" runs from FREE YOGA- Complimentary Yoga Class at lululemon Wednesday, March 4 through Saturday, March 7 at 8 p.m. athletica in East Hampton. 5 p.m. 35 Main Street, East See March 4 listing for details. Hampton. 631-324-4192. FRIDAY, 6 CONTEMPORARY CHAMBER PLAYERS- This conSHARK TALK- The School of Marine and Atmospheric cert will feature a wide array of music for percussion Sciences and Stony Brook Southampton will present an including a work by Harrison Birtwistle. The interesting talk on shark biology and conservation in its Southampton Culteral Center, 25 Pond Lane, `Critical Issues Facing the World's Oceans' lecture series. Southampton. 3 p.m. 646-279-2799. Duke Lecture Hall. Stony Brook University Southampton. MONDAY, 2 631-632-5088. OPEN ARTS STUDIO � 6 to 8 p.m., ever Monday FILM AT THE PARRISH- The Parrish Art Museum's drawing studio. Easels, donkeys and drawing boards prowinter film program, presented in conjunction with the vided. 11 Indian Wells Hwy. 631-267-2787. $15. exhibition `Damaged Romanticism: A Mirror of Modern GUILD HALL 24th ANNUAL LIFETIME Emotion', will resume at 7 pm. "In The Mood For Love" will ACHIEVEMENT AWARDS- A special lifetime achievebe featured. Southampton. 631-283-2118 x 22. ment award will be presented to Donald Zucker for RUTHLESS THE MUSICAL- See March 4 listing for Leadership and Philanthropic Endeavors. The gala will details. begin with a cocktail reception at 6:30pm, followed by dinSATURDAY, 7 ner at 7:30pm. For tickets and table information, please DREAM JAM AT WHBPAC- At The Westhampton Contact Livet Reichard Co. by calling 212.868.8450 or fax Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main Street, 212.868.8455. Located at Cipriani, 42nd Street, 110 East Westhampton, Dream Jam Band performs. 1 p.m. 631-28842nd Street, btw Lexington & Park Avenues. 2350 x 115. TUESDAY, 3 HEARTHSIDE POETRY READINGSThe UNINSTRUCTED LIFE DRAWING � 10 a.m. to 2 Southampton Historical Museum, Rogers Memorial p.m. and 7 p.m. to 9:30 p.m. at the Southampton Cultural Library and The North Sea Poetry Scene are pleased to Center. 631-287-4377. offer Hearthside Poetry Readings. Free event, refreshTHE NAKED STAGE- The Naked Stage and Guild ments will be served. 17 Meeting House Lane, Hall present a staged reading of Getting Out by Marsha Southampton. 4 p.m. For more info, call 631-204-1240. Norman. At the Boots Lamb Education Center at Guild AUDITIONS- The Naked Stage from 1 to 4 p.m. at Hall. Boots Lamb Education Center, at Guild Hall East Guild hall is holding auditions for actors and singers. Hampton. Today and on March 8. Call 631-338-7226. JOURNAL WRITING AT ROSS- As a preview for a ABSTRACT PAINTINGS- Abstract paintings by Zoe Journal Writing Workshop @ The Ross School. Sarabelle Pennebaker Breen and blown glass and wood sculptures Prince invites you to a FREE workshop on March 6:15 PM by Trefny Dix. Opening reception from 5:30 to 8:30 p.m. to explore the things you can do with journaling and jourAshwagh Hall, East Hampton. For more information 631naling can do for you. 631-907-5555 377-0328. WEDNESDAY, 4 CABARET AT BAY STREET � Charles Notturno will RUTHLESS THE MUSICAL- Bay Street in Sag play for this unique cabaret performance. 1 Long Wharf, Harbor presents "Ruthless, the Musical" runs from Sag Harbor. Tickets are $20. For more information call Wednesday, March 4 through Saturday, March 7 at 8 p.m. 631-725-0818. at the Bay Street Theatre on Long Wharf in Sag THE PICTURE SHOW AT BAY STREET � "Moulin Harbor. Wednesday night preview tickets only $7! All Rouge" plays at Bay Street Theatre located on the Long other nights, $15. Ticket holders get 30% discount at Wharf in Sag Harbor. Tickets are $5. Call 631-725-0818. 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In a short few weeks, Obama orchestrated and ushered in this economic plan, not without a great deal of obstruction. We don't know if this will turn the tide, but any positive action is preferable to the lack of action that we have witnessed on the part of the previous president. Your November article referred to Janis Joplin's song, "Piece of My Heart," which has always been a poignant favorite of mine. You reminded us of the turbulent times of the 1960s and the improbability of the election of an African-American as President of the United States in the 2008 Election. Your tone in the article exuded love, joy, hopefulness, anticipation and strong deep feelings about this turning point in American history. I clipped it out and kept it because your writing set off a spark in my heart as well. Keep wearing your feelings on your sleeve, and sharing those feelings with your readership. Thanks you so much for writing and printing that glorious piece. Sincerely, Alice R. Martin C.L. e-mail Dan at email@example.com the bay at night or the whippoorwill calls in the summer evenings. I would shut it off and use candles just so I could keep those moments. I have lived through many winters looking out my sliding door towards Shinnecock Bay. Dragon's Head became a symbol to me of excess and loss � of the "other side." This has become our new cultural landscape. Only a few windows were lit in the months prior to and after the summer weeks. I would often imagine and estimate that my cabin would fit in the room behind one window. I have never met my neighbor and I mean him no offense in sharing these thoughts, but upon hearing of the recent "slay" of "Dragon's Head" (as some articles have termed the demolishing of the home) I began to wonder why and how? I mean in these times of loss, why ask for more? Then again I have heard of the phrase, "if you can't beat them join them." So, instead of demolishing the home I propose donating it? I haven't quite looked into it, but is there any financial equivalency involved in moving a structure to a property close by versus demolishing it and disposing of the remnants? If there is, then I propose that part of the property be moved to the reservation. I have always wanted to know what it would be like to live in a castle and I think the history of collecting that Henry Francis du Pont held on the property would be carried over quite nicely if an indigenous art center could be built in the interior. I hear there is enough square footage to afford such a proposal. Think of it like killing two birds with one stone or maybe in this case one really huge dragon. CK would be rid of the beast, CL would try to tame it, and the community can still view and possibly understand the notion of excess, loss and one "simplistic" move. Now how's that for fashion? CL Via E-mail Why not just make HIM live in it? � D.R. The view of Dragon's Head from the Res child, "Dragon Head" has always been in my view. I am Shinnecock and I live on the edge of the reservation directly across from CK. Now you often write articles incorporating the history about my nation's interactions with the community over the past 400 years, but not often is such an intimate detail given. Housing on the reservation is dependent upon a families' income. Housing loans do not apply on reservations and grant funding for such housing programs at the state level are dwindling due to program and budget cuts. As a people, we do what we can and have been for thousands of years. I am only one voice that comes from many and this is my story. I live in a 12' x 17' cabin with no running water. I have an outhouse. I have a water pump and a coal stove. Up until a year and a half ago I had no electricity running to the land. Living in this manner I have come to realize the simplicity of life that we often overlook. When I had no electricity I used a roaring generator on occasion. The noise would cover the crashing of the waves as they exited and entered You know you got it, if it makes you feel good. � S.G. SLAYING THE DRAGON Dear Dan, So this is Fashion Week, and I would like to make a statement. My name is CL and I am CK's neighbor. I do not reside on Meadow Lane, but we are neighbors nonetheless. We are bay neighbors. Since I was a Police Blotter Montauk Moron Police in Montauk drew their guns at a man who was refusing to cooperate with them and had police thinking he was carrying a pistol. The man was just a few hundred yards from the Montauk School when police arrived for a domestic violence call involving that individual. The man kept his hand in his pocket and was pacing around as police gave him orders to take his hand out of his pocket, and officers could see a black object. Finally one of the officers was able to tackle the man to the ground, who was armed with a black paint ball gun. And that, my friends, is how you get your ass thrown in jail. Little Old Lady The little old lady who stole half a million dollars from the Montauk Fire Department is headed off to prison to begin her sentence. She was able to reduce the amount of prison time she got by paying off a good portion of what she stole with a check. Hopefully, she didn't get the money from that check from the East Hampton Fire Department. That would be just nuts. Christmas A Westhampton Beach man called police and reported that $2,000 worth of Christmas decorations were stolen from his home in mid-February. Yes, it is true folks. There is a guy in Westhampton Beach that spends $2,000 on Christmas decorations. And I'm sure that none of his neighbors would ever want those to just disappear from their lives because $2,000 worth of Christmas decoration on a home just looks lovely to everybody in the neighborhood three months out of the year. Shelter Island There was a noise on Shelter Island last week. Police investigated, but it turned out to be a squirrel that sneezed. Freeloader Police in Amagansett received a report from a homeowner that there appeared to be somebody living in a home who was not welcome there. The freeloader had left behind trash, dishes in the sink and a messy bed. Sounds like if you want to get away with freeloading, you need to be good at cleaning up after yourself. What A Dope A man from the North Fork was very angry that he was unable to buy beer from a store in Bridgehampton. The store refused to sell him beer even though the man is older than 21 years of age. So the beerless man called police in the hopes that they would tell the storeowner to sell him beer. Police arrived at the scene and took down some information, including that of the man who was complaining about the store. They then ran the man's name through a computer, only to find out that there was an active warrant out for his arrest. His charge? An open alcohol violation that he never paid. You can't make this stuff up. s Party Crasher A woman apparently crashed a party at her own house a few days ago in East Hampton. The woman walked into her house and the second that she did, she heard somebody run through the house and out the door at top speed, then found an open bottle of alcohol inside of her house on the top floor. - David Lion Rattiner DAN'S PAPERS, February 27, 2009 Page 43 www.danshamptons.com Chimney Innovative Chimney (866) 899-8989 www.innovativechimneycorp.com Fencing & Gates PLACE YOUR AD HERE (631) 283-1000 Painting / Papering MW Lavelle Painting & Restoration Inc. (631) 567-1767 Roofing Gary Neppell Roofing (631) 324-3100 � (631) 727-6100 Window Treatments PLACE YOUR AD HERE (631) 283-1000 Solar/Energy Efficiency Smart Energy Solutions LLC (631)831-5207 email@example.com Stairs & Rails H.B. Millwork, Inc. 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Amazing Location! www.swansnest.com 212-794-1000 BRIDGEHAMPTON DESIGNER'S OWN Renovated, chic 4 BR, 3.5 bth w/ large kitchen/ family room $50,000 Potential for extended season. Call Kevin 917-838-6636 Bridgehampton South Oak Street hideout. Adorable sunlit on bird sanctuary 3 BR 3 bath, CAC, wood burning stove, greenhouses plus skylights, summer $25,000 yr round $40,000. 631-506-0168 BRIDGEHAMPTON VILLAGE Historic Halsey House Half acre compound 3BR, 2BA, spa, heated pool, tennis, walk, bus & train $39k MD - LD 201-213-0220 Bridgehampton Village within walking distance to town shopping, restaurants, bus and train. Early 1900's cottage newly renovated and decorated. 2+ Bedrooms, 2 Baths. Very clean & charming. Set on large fenced and landscaped property. MDLD $22,000 plus utilities. For appointment, call Dan 516-480-3302 EAST HAMPTON Immaculate home Tastefully furnished Private setting, 3 bedroom, 2-1/2 bath with ground level office and family room. Open design, cathedral ceilings, great for entertaining. Master bedroom suite on separate floor with balcony and loft area. French doors in living room overlook heated pool, deck, and beautiful landscaping. Teak furniture on outdoor dining deck with Weber gas grill. Fireplace, central air, central vac. TV's with Cable/VCR/DVD and cable modem in office. Indoor/outdoor sound system. MD- LD. $35,000 917-375-3915 EAST HAMPTON: DESIGNER'S OWN Renovated 3 BR, 2.5 Bth, Private lush, 1 acre w/ pool. $40,000 Potential for extended season. Call Kevin 917-838-6636 Summer Rentals EAST HAMPTON 1 Bedroom cottage, steps to bay beach, newly renovated, outdoor shower, lovely, affordable summer retreat. Season $11,000 917-714-6432 631-267-6413 EAST HAMPTON BEACH HOUSE Easy access to East Hampton /Amagansett Village. New Construction, Beautifully furnished, 4-5 bedrooms, 4 bath, all amenities, Heated 20x40 in-ground pool, bike to ocean (Indian Wells Beach), Walk to youth park (basketball, tennis, track), MD-LD $45,000 June- $10,000 July- $19,000 August- $21,000 Angelo at 914-906-8245 East Hampton WaterfrontGardiner's Bay 180' unobstructed water views Sunrise/ sunset 3 BR /2 B/ A/C MD-LD $55,000 Yearly, MO, 2 Week available upon request Jen- 212-244-9600 East Hampton beach community. Comfort awaits you. Private wooded acre. 4 bedrooms. 3 bath. Sleeps 8. Master suite, over-sized Jacuzzi. Heated pool plus hot tub. Light filled great room, architectural details, CAC, fireplace. Extensive decking, landscaping, awnings. Cable, broadband, wi-fi, 2 bikes. No groups. Visuals see www.homeaway.com #214167. MD- LD $50,000; May: $10,000, June: $15,000, July: $20,000, August: $25,000, September: $10,000. Inquire firstname.lastname@example.com or call 917-287-5544 631-324-2207 212-724-7679 East Hampton Overlooking East Hampton Stables. Feed the horses from private backyard, 2 MBR's, 2 addl. BR's and bath, large tiled cathedral ceiling entry hall, huge cathedral ceiling DR with fireplace, wood paneled study/ TV room, living room with baby grand, 2 zone CAC, brick entertainment patio, new 18x38 gunite pool (not heated), on half acre, one mile to center of E.H. $55,000 MD to LD. Will consider monthly rentals. No groups, please. Contact owner at 914.374.5889, or your R.E broker. Summer Rentals Summer Rentals East Hampton Village 4 Bedroom traditional home on beautiful tree lined street, renovated new kitchen and appliances. Close to town, beach, bus, train. Season $40,000 917-714-6432 631-267-6413 East Hampton Village rental, classic 3 BR, 2 bath home, heated pool & spa, modern kitchen, formal dining room, WiFi, beautiful spot. Go to www.exoticar4sale.com to view. MD- LD $65,000. July $20,000 Aug. $25,000. July- LD $50,000. AugLD $30,000. 631-745-6830 East Hampton Village Very private half village acre with mature trees, remodeled top to bottom, inside and out: 4 BR (2 MBR), 2.5 bath with shower, furnished by designers, huge Viking/ Bosch/ Wolf kitchen with sitting area, large cathedral ceiling great room with floor to ceiling stone FPL and dining table seating ten. 3 zone CAC, walking distance to train station; 17x34 pool (not heated), French doors lead to lg. mahogany entertainment deck. $70,000 MD to LD; Will consider monthly rentals, please no groups. Contact owner at 914.374-5889 or your R.E. broker. East Hampton Village Walk to town, beach, Jitney, train. Remodeled 6 bedroom, 3.5 baths, 2 new kitchens, pool. CAC. LR/ DR, library, Bose system. MDLD $60,000 inclusive. Will consider monthly. firstname.lastname@example.com 516-510-4212 EAST HAMPTON WATERFRONT VILLA 4 BR, 4 Baths Huge Yard with Boatslip. Pets OK. For Rent MD- LD $65,000 FOR SALE $1,695,000. Call Bonnie Milcarek, Pari Passu Realty 917-679-9195 East Quogue SOH, off Wild Cherry Ln., 3/4 BR, LR w/ fplc, DR, 2 baths, solar safety/ heated pool, outdoor shower. Child and pet friendly. Call for info (631)757-5955 GOODFRIEND SELF STORAGE Climate controlled Nice "move in" truck 631-324-5550 Summer Rentals AMAGANSETT Walk to Ocean Privacy 5 bedrooms, 6 Baths Central Air Conditioning New, professional gourmet kitchen. Piano, Jacuzzi, heated Pool, lawn and gardens. Near tennis! July $33,000 August $40,000 June or Sept $7,500 weekly 631-267-2028 802-824-8439 AMAGANSETT Luxury oceanfront Furnished co-op 2 bedroom, 2 full bath, 900 sq. ft., heated pool. Tennis, recreation facility, AC, laundry, full kitchen, with dishwasher, large deck. $27,500 MD- LD (914)419-3051 Amagansett Dunes New, 2 blocks from beach, 6 bedrooms, 4 baths. HDTV, indoor/ outdoor sound system, laundry, DSL. No smoking/ pets. 2 Weeks $10,000 and specific weeks negotiable (732)754-2052 email: maiksaac@ optonline.net Painting/Papering A1 Painting, Interior & exterior. Painting, staining, power washing. Quality & competitive. Free estimates. Mike 631-287-1808 RQP Interior/ Exterior Painting, Staining, Power Washing. Quality Comes First! Free Estimates. Roy 631-431-8225 Party Services CARICATURES Face painting or Live Music Fun, Entertainment at your party/event. 516-579-4706 caricatureexpress.com/ East Hampton Contemporary Retreat Newly renovated sunny saltbox Tastefully furnished 4 bedrooms, 3.5 bathrooms. Master suite has adjoining large bath/ Jacuzzi. Finished Basement with rec/ media room, laundry, maids room full bath. Plasma TVs in each room. Mature landscaping with child-safe, heated pool on 3/4 acre. Walk to bay beaches. Central Air, wireless internet access. www.besteasthampton.com MD- LD $35,000 July $15,000 August- LD $19,000 Owner: firstname.lastname@example.com East Hampton Dune Alpin Sunny 2 Bedrooms plus sleeping loft, 2 fireplaces, 2.5 Baths, central air. pool and tennis. Bike to ocean. Walk to Red Horse. MD- LD $40,000 Owner 212-228-9678 631-537-7519 East Hampton Private quiet Lane Charming contemporary 3 bedroom 2 bath on 1 acre Walk to railroad & Village Large deck, grill Outdoor shower July $8,000 August -Labor Day $10,000 July - Labor Day $17,000 (917)553-0878 EAST HAMPTON/ SPRINGS By Owner. Immaculate & charming 2 bedroom country cottage with large, tranquil garden on .5 acre. Tastefully furnished with all amenities. Access to private beaches. High-speed internet and wireless included. See photos at VRBO.com listing #188652. AUG. 1- SEPT. 30 $6,500. AUG. ONLY - $4,500. SEPT. ONLY $3,000. Call: 917-705-5252 (No brokers please) East Hampton: Super deal! Stunning 2,400 sq. ft. Modern luxury home, 3 BR suites. Grand piano/ player, gorgeous 20x40 heated pool/ waterfalls, huge deck, voluptuous gardens, 1 acre. MD- LD $48,000 or monthly. www.vrbo.com /99426. 516-448-2321 East Quogue: 1910 quaint farmhouse, 4 BR, 2 bath, quiet street, 1 block from Bay, 15 minutes to Ocean beach, updated kitchen. Available weekly, monthly, seasonal. Owner (570)224-6773 Professional Services Hamptons Prepaid Legal. Providing plans for identity theft protection and legal assistance. Our plans give you access to quality law firms for $35 per month or less. 35 yr old NY stock exchange company. Wayne Overton, independent associate. (631)804-2732 Roofing Services Reroofing: Flat, leaks, skylights, gutters, chimneys, architectural, recarpentry, decks, residing, repainting. 631-324-2200, 6 3 1 - 2 8 3 - 7 0 6 0 , 631-765-6200 631-288-1850 Sewing Carmen's Custom Alterations, curtains, drapes, slipcovers, cushions, blinds. References. Free pickup and delivery. Aquebogue- North Fork Waterfront 1, 2, or 3 Bedroom 631-726-0093 Cottages. $15,000.00 season, or weekly/ monthly (631)-722-4096 Trees/Shrubs www.liny-cottages.com WHOLESALE TREES Leyland Cypress, White Pine,Kousa Dogwood, Birch, Pears.Many others. All Sizes. TICK CONTROL Complete Fertilization & Property Maintenance Programs. CALL MAC LANDSCAPE (631) 725-1249 Our 27th Year Bridgehampton. 3 bedroom, 3 bath, heated pool, Central Air, 1 acre. MD-LD $50,000. (Also avail monthly) 917-690-8346 S O UT HA M PT O N Magnificent Waterview Contemporary just 300 ft from Private Peconic Bay Beach. 3 BR's, 2 bath, 2nd story deck, outside shower. $6k June $8k July $10k Aug Also for Sale Asking $845,000 (631)283-5499 Hampton Bays large 2 BR, 2 Bath, Waterview condo, full/ partial, MD- LD. 201-602-0912 email@example.com Bridgehampton 4 Bedroom, 3 bath, 2 private acres. Great home: Pool, Large Deck, Pretty Landscaping. Lots of lawn! Terrific Master Suite (Double JacuzApartments zi). 2-story Great Room Minutes Southampton Village Large/ (Beamed Ceiling). clean 2 Bedroom, 1 Bath. Wash- Hampton Classic, Sag Harbor, Ocean Beaches. MD- LD: er/ dryer, Heat Included. $39,000. July- LD $37,000. Walk to All. $1,595 mo. 917-797-8838 800-227-0595 To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, February 27, 2009 Page 58 www.danshamptons.com Summer Rentals HAMPTON BAYS Great for Family Reunions! Over 7,000 sq. ft. on over an acre! Water view. Walk to ocean 13 Bedrooms, Gourmet Kitchen, 3 Full Baths, 5 half baths, Outdoor Shower. Large Screened Porch. 20x44 Salt Water Pool 600 sq. ft. Dining Area with wet bar and ice machine, large deck and firepit 630 sq.ft. Living Rm 700 sq. ft. TV Room with theater seating and pool table. No shares. Wkly, Monthly, Seasonal firstname.lastname@example.com 347-680-4392 Summer Rentals Montauk's best kept secret! (2) Ditch Plains ocean view condo trailer units- Seasonal MD- LD $20,000 or yearly $30,000. 631-804-8048 Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 www. morleyagency.com Southampton Condo - Near Ocean Convenience! Village location, pool and tennis relaxing amenities, 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, patio, central air. MD - LD $20,000 Southampton Waterview Contemporary! Close to Village, Shinnecock Bay vistas, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, central air, spacious deck, heated pool. MD LD $37,000 Summer Rentals SAG HARBOR HIDEAWAY, Fabulous 5 /6 bedroom post modern three story home on private cul-de-sac. Minutes to town and Long Beach. First floor master suite, dual fireplace, CAC, open floor plan, heated pool, multiple decks, tastefully furnished -- a perfect getaway. MD-LD $58K. Will consider monthly rental as well. (Not a Share House) (516) 622-5360. SAG HARBOR WATERFRONT, POOL & DEEP WATER DOCK! 4 br, 3 full baths, garage, 2 fireplaces, CAC Now thru LD $55,000 516-729-7000 SAG HARBOR- BAYPOINT Endless Waterviews/ Sunset 6 BR, 2 bths Fireplace, Deck, Outdoor Shower $25,000 Now thru Labor day 516-729-7000 Summer Rentals Southampton 4 bedrooms, 3-1/2 baths, CAC, heated pool, jacuzzi/ hot tub, finished basement. landscaped, immaculate! $3,500 weekly or $12,000 monthly. Call: (631)283-4583 or Cell: (631)807-7907 Summer Rentals SOUTHAMPTON Shinnecock Area www.shinnecockrental.com 5BRs, 4.5 BA, CAC 1 Acre, Swedish Sauna, 25x50 Large Heated Pool July or August $13,500 July 1 to Aug 31 $25,500 May 25 to Sep 7 $29,750 718-541-8915 Summer Rentals Water Mill 2 bedroom, 2 bath newly renovated cottage. Inground pool, 2 patios, CAC, on large farm with great views. Media/ recreation room with HDTV, tennis privileges on private hydro court. MD- LD $29,500 (631)726-4477 SOUTHAMPTON BEACH FRONT Private Community Peconic Bay 3 Bedrooms, 3.5 Baths, Heated Pool & Spa, Outdoor Shower, CAC, Tennis Courts, Boat Ramp & Mooring. Stunning Sunsets! July or Aug. $50K John 917-478-9045 pics: firstname.lastname@example.com Southampton. Immaculate, tastefully furnished studio apartment. Private entrance, bath, garden. DirecTV, CAC. Beautiful, large, manicured, quiet home. Season $15,000. 646-263-6835 SOUTHAMPTON New Townhouse Community SOUTHAMPTON Studio MD- LD Microwave, Refrigerator, No Stove. Utilities Included $2,800 Per Person 2 Person Minimum. Call 631-537-2900 For Details SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE Beautiful and Bright! Near Ocean. 4 bedrooms, 3 full bathrooms, central AC, new heated gunite pool, private oasis, mature landscaping. Walk to beach and Village shopping New gourmet kitchen, cathedral ceilings, laundry room, Jacuzzi, great pool-side patio. MD- LD $59,000 (917) 743-1031 Southampton Village: Charming house w/ guest cottage. 5 BR's, 4 baths, heated pool, Viking/ Bosch/ granite kitchen, beautiful bathrooms, walk to train, village, shops. MD- LD $38,000 212-947-9259 Southampton Village Two Houses By Owner: First "green" house on the block! 4 bedrooms, 4.5 bath, cathedral ceilings, steam shower, woodburning fireplace. Beautifully furnished. Gunite 18x36 heated pool, garage and poolhouse. Solar paneling for electric & geothermal pump for hot water. VERY LOW UTILITIES. MD- LD $105,000. Also available year round or by month. Also: 4,200 sq ft cedar shingle 4-5 bedroom, 4.5 bath, 11-foot coffered ceilings, chef 's kitchen fully equipped, 2 fireplaces. Designer decorated. Fire pit, gunite pool with spa, poolhouse, garage, plush landscaping. MD- LD, year round or by month. 917-299-6670 Photos available on request. WESTHAMPTON HOUSE Oceanfront-Dune Rd. 1 BR apt.; furnished; large terrace overlooking ocean; pool; gym; long season. (917)842-5658 WESTHAMPTON CONDO ON DUNE ROAD BEACH Westhampton Bath & Tennis 1 bedroom suite overlooking ocean. Prime unit, marina, tennis, pool, spa, gym, restaurants... Available daily, weekly, monthly or MD- LD. By Owner. Call Jeff: daytime 201-288-8818 or Cell 201-723-9440 WESTHAMPTON 5 bedroom, 3 bath. Much desired, well appointed, sun-filled, newly renovated, private 20x40 pool/ spa, quiet cul-de-sac. Walk to bay. MD- LD $40k July $15k Aug $25k 347-623-8499 Westhampton Beach 5 Bedrooms Luxury Rental Minutes to Town and Ocean Beach Annual: $75,000 Summer: $55,000 (MD- LD 2009) Sale: $1,695,000 Owners: 917-359-4991 or 917-301-2416 Westhampton Beach fully furnished 2 bedroom, 2 bath, ocean front, Yardarm Condominiums. Available MD- LD $35,000. Sale Price: $849,000. 631-462-1151 631-831-9384 Southampton Waterviews Bay-To-Ocean Panorama! SpaHampton Bays: Waterfront cious Post Modern, fireplace, 5 Very secluded 3 bedroom plus bedrooms, 4 baths, central air, loft house on Peconic Bay. Pri- balconies, terrace, pool. MD vate beach adjacent to nature LD $47,000 preserve. Spectacular sunsets. 2 baths, central air, washer/ dryer, Southampton Village - Well kayaks. Available MD- LD Located Traditional Cape! En$26K. Call 718-499-8079. Lo- joy proximity to summertime cation photos can be e-mailed. pleasures, Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197 Jeancarbonereal estate.com Quogue - Four bedroom three bath contemporary, heated pool with child safe fencing, all weather tennis court, $45,000.00 MD -LD Main Street Realty 10 Mitchell Rd. Westhampton Beach, NY 631-288-4343 email@example.com COZY, COMPLETE 2 bedroom stone patio, large private rear yard. Beach rights. Walk everywhere MD -LD $10,000 SUPER LOCATED 1 bedroom cottage, AC, pool. Steps to Main St. MD -LD $14K. Avail Monthly. OCEANFRONT Yardarm condo. 2 bedroom, top-floor, awesome vues, beach, tennis, 2 pools Aug- LD $20,000 ROOM TO ROAM 6 bedroom ocean-front gem. Super-sized deck, your own private beach. Aug- LD $34K LIVE LARGE 2 bedroom Yardarm bayfront condo, fully quipped creampuff. Extraordinary views. Pool, beach. MDLD $45,000. Available monthly ESTATE AREA 5 bedroom MiniMansion on l acre, pool, den, office. Ideal for the whole family. MD- LD $70K. Avail monthly. fireplace, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, central air, heated pool. MD - LD $60,000 Sag Harbor Village 2 BR, 1st Quogue. 3 bedroom cottage, floor newly renovated apt in south highway, bike to village, heart of Historic district walk to beach. Washer/ dryer. Season. all, no smoking/ pets. Long sea$13,000. 631-653-8750 son $18,000. 631-725-1743 Quogue: South Highway. Historic 2 BR cottage, pool, W/D, walk to town, bike to ocean beach: monthly, seasonal. Owner 212-381-3223 Southampton 516-729-7000 Waterfront Pristine Peconic views. Gateway to the Hamptons, 5 BR's , 4 baths, den, exercise area, CAC/ heating, gunite heated pool, mahogany decks, pool house, basketball court. Boat Mooring MD- LD $75K July- LD $65K Monthly/ Weekly Available (631)204-0202 (516)857-1795 SAG HARBOR/ SOUTHAMPTON Famous Writer's Paradise. Walls of glass, 3 BR, 3 BTH, 50' heated lap pool, decks galore, very private. MD- LD $31,000 June $10,000 July $11,000 August $12,000 917-520-5292 SAG HARBOR cottage next to bay and long beach. Pine Neck. 2 bedrooms, Now- LD $13,000. 631-834-3511 SAG HARBOR VILLAGE WATERVIEWS New Traditional 3 br, 2.5 baths, W/D, Full Dry Bsmt Radiant Heat, Central Music, Can combine with 1/ 2 car garage; also guest house/office Now thru LD $35,000 516-729-7000 Sag Harbor Waterfront 4 BR, 4.5 Bth Pool, Dock, Pro Kitchen, Flat Screen TVs, CAC, All New MD- LD $85,000 Portion of summer also avail 516-729-7000 Shelter Island 6 BR, 3.5 baths, waterfront home with dock. Available July $15,000 or weekly June & July $5,000. (631)258-4707 SOUTHAMPTON LUXURY condo 3 BRs, 2.5 BA, pool, tennis. July $11,000 August $13,000 No pets, no smoking 201-568-4440 SAG HARBOR VILLAGE Studio MD- LD $13,500 Lge 1 BR All new, Mint, fpl MD-LD $18,000 3 BR 2 Bth MD- LD $21,000 Beautifully Furnished Near Beaches & Village Master Suite on 1st floor 3 Bedrooms + Loft, 2.5 Baths, Garage & Basement Pool & Playground MD - LD $40,000 Call Lisa, R.E. (no fee) 631-793-7329 Southampton: Privacy! 3 Bedroom, 2.5 baths, IGP, CAC, decking. No neighbors! Walk to Tennis and day care. Available: July $12,000, August- LD $13,000. MD- LD $23,000. Doug 917-478-7774. E-mail: firstname.lastname@example.com. Winter Rentals Bridgehampton, Southampton, Wainscott, Fully Fnshd Studios. $900 Mo. Includes All. (Also avail wkly) Security Deposit Req Call 631-537-2900 SOUTHAMPTON (SHINNECOCK) Furnished Studio Cable, Utilities included $700 mo. Call 631-537-2900 Southampton Village: Charming 3 BR, 1 bath cottage. Available Feb. 1 - May 15th. $1,600 monthly. (917)859-9989 SOUTHAMPTON Sandy Beach-Front 2/3 BR cottage, 1 bath, outdoor shower, kit, LR. On cul-de-sac. Spectacular sunsets! $30,000 long season. (646)294-1541 WAINSCOTT HIDEAWAY Close to beaches & shopping. Pristine & private. Surrounded by miles of hiking/ biking trails. 3 bedroom, 2 bath ranch, heated pool, pond with waterfall. MD- LD $30,000 631-813-7998 Visit Us On The Web @ www.danshamptons.com To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, February 27, 2009 Page 59 www.danshamptons.com Summer Rentals Summer Rentals Year Round Rentals SAG HARBOR VILLAGE Studio 1,500/ month Lge 1 BR All new, Mint, fpl $2,000/ month 3 BR 2 Bth $2,100/ month 516-729-7000 Year Round Rentals Westhampton Beach: Studio apartment. Private Entrance. Central Air. Non-smoker. No pets. $975/ month includes some utilities. References required. 631-921-6664. Out of Town MIAMI BEACH.. CANYON RANCH Gorgeous glass sunlit 1/1 corner unit, contemporary, furnished. 631-506-0168 Commercial SAG HARBOR VILLAGE COMMERCIAL SPACE Retail 450 sf to 1900 sf Office Units up to 1000 sf Office Bldg (freestanding) 2200 sf Heated storage units up to 700 sf Storage Garage Units 1 to 2 Cars All above units adjacent & can be combined 516-729-7000 SHELTER ISLAND Waterfront Restaurant/ Bar Catering Facility. Additional Retail Available For Lease. 631-749-3333 SOUTHAMPTON 71 Hill Street. Bright, renovated offices. 700- 3,000 sq. ft. Flexible terms, On site parking. Private bathrooms, balconies. 212-249-4460 Water Mill North Central Location Quiet Country Lane. Pristine 3 Bedroom, 2 1/2 Bath, Master Suite, Two Guest Bedrooms. Living, Dining, Finished Basement. Heated Pool, Mature Landscaping on Private, Hedged-in Shy Acre. All 10 Minutes to Villages and Ocean Beaches $39K MD- LD $52K Year Round Call (631)726-4561 Land East Quogue: Half acre building lot for sale. Corner lot, Southern exposure on cul-de-sac. 2 miles from Bay. 4 miles from Ocean. $242,000. 631-804-2732. Weekly Rentals Southampton Village 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath condo. Beautifully maintained. Washer/ dryer, pool, tennis. No smoking/ pets. $2,400 917-312-0799 SAG HARBOR VILLAGE WATERVIEWS New Traditional 3 br, 2.5 baths, W/D, Full Dry Bsmt Radiant Heat, Central Music, Can combine with 1/ 2 car garage; also guest house/office $3,600/ month 516-729-7000 Bridgehampton Brand New Spectacular 7,200sq. ft. 7BR, 7 full bth on 6 acres. Heated gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basketball, gym, cook's kitchen, DR, gameroom, 6 TVs. Also 7 BR, 5 Bth house avail with all amenities. Wkly or wknds Owner 212-579-4964 www.theresidencesof.com Commercial Bridgehampton Office/ Retail space for lease located in the heart of village. 5,000 sq. ft. Available now for remainder of winter months (now through May) $5,000/ mo. Summer (June- Sept) $10,000/ mo. + utilities. Cell (516)480-3302 GREENPORT Location, location, location! 2,000 contiguous sq. ft. & 1,000 sq. ft. retail spaces in gorgeous historic building in the heart of quaint maritime village. Very high traffic location. Charming original pressed tin walls, 14 foot ceilings and over sized storefront display window. Large storage area. Asking $20/ sq. ft. plus utilities. Owner flexible on customizing size/ space. Photos available. Viewings by appointment. 917-502-1181 or 201-320-3004 Quogue: Industrial space, 2 miles from Sunrise Hwy., 4,100 sq. ft., will divide, great space for exotic car collector or club, shop or storage. All new paint. Separate office & bathroom. (631)804-2732 Quogue: Office space available, great for service business, 800 sq. ft., heat/ air conditioning, consists of 3 offices and bathroom. (631)804-2732 SAG HARBOR Large beautifully refinished highly visible office/ studio space with attached apartment. Call 631-725-7189 Southampton Village South Walk to OCEAN, Restaurants. Renovated 2BR cottage. June to Sept. $3,350/weekly (212)786-2562 firstname.lastname@example.com Year Round Rentals SAG HARBOR WATERFRONT, POOL & DEEP WATER DOCK! 4 br, 3 full baths, garage, 2 fireplaces, CAC $5,000/ month 516-729-7000 Sag Harbor. Year round. 3 room apartment $1,325 including utilities. No pets. 516-551-2201 Southampton Village South Walk to OCEAN, Restaurants. Renovated 2BR cottage. June to Sept. $3350/weekly (212)786-2562 email@example.com Open Houses East Hampton 80 Whooping Hollow Rd Newly renovated, 3 bed, 2 bath, .5 acre, granite counters close to village, beaches. Reduced $595,000. Neil 516-641-3326 OPEN HOUSE SAT/ SUN Noon till 5pm Rooms HA M PT O N BAY S WATERFRONT Rooms Available For Rent With Kitchen & Private Bath Walking Distance To Montauk Highway $695/ Month Unfurnished $775/ Month Furnished $200 Weekly Furnished $75 Daily Furnished For Further Information Call (631) 728-5131 SAG HARBOR Private 5 wooded acres, use of entire house, heated pool, $750/ room includes utilities. 2 available. 631-875-2776 Sag Harbor: 4 year old, 2 bedroom apartment. Lots of storage Dead end street. Close to beach. Year Round Rentals No pets/ smoking, Security check. $1,300 mo. all. East Hampton 5 bedroom, 2 631-331-0085 bath, newly renovated, fireplace, w/d, hardwood floors, Sag Harbor Bay Point: 2 BR private beach community. $2,500 Cape, immaculate condition, mo 516-318-1993 newly renovated, close to town & beach. Year round $1,800 East Quogue apartment in monthly. June $4,500, July private community. 2 bedrooms. $5,500, Aug.- LD $6,500. No pets/ smoking. References. 201-538-1262 $1,400, includes heat. 516-817-9701. SAG HARBOR- BAYPOINT Endless Waterviews/ Sunset 6 BR, 2 bths Hampton Bays. 3 bedroom, 1.5 Fireplace, Deck, bath ranch. Living room w/ fireOutdoor Shower place. EIK, full basement with $2,500 / month washer/ dryer. Hardwood floors. 516-729-7000 Central air. Walk to town and schools. $2,000 month plus SAG HARBOR cottage next to utilities. 631-728-1271. bay and long beach. Pine Neck. 2 bedrooms, $1,575 plus utilities. Remsenburg- Speonk Condo: NowLD $13,000. Immaculate, freshly painted unit 631-834-3511 on ground floor features 2 BRs, 2 full baths, laundry center, CAC, Sag Harbor: Pleasant 1 BR, deck, pool, parking. New wood EIK, LR, furnished, private enfloors, windows & appliances. trance. $1,300 monthly includes Walk to shops, gym, & LIRR. all utilities. No smoking/ pets. Minutes by car to WHB & vil- 631-834-2448 lage. No pets/ smoking. $1500/ Sag Harbor Village. 2 bedroom, mo. Owner: 917-952-4646 1.5 bath house, garage $2,300. 1 bedroom apartment Sag Harbor: Light and bright. $1,400 631-725-4895 Beautifully renovated, spacious 1 or 2 bedroom apartments. Washer/ dryer, dishwasher. Easy walk to town. $1,525; $1,950. References. 631-725-7189 Sag Harbor Village 2 BR, 1st floor, newly renovated apt in heart of Historic district, walk to all, no smoking/ pets. $2,000 monthly. (631)725-1743 Southampton AMAZING SECLUDED COTTAGE Drenched sunlight Secluded 2 bedroom, open kitchen, dining, living room. Wood burning stove, gas heat. $1,500/ month 718-856-1001 Southampton immaculate 5 BR, 3.5 baths, heated gunite pool, private acre, walk to beach/ boating and tennis. Fully furnished. $4,000 monthly. Also available for summer rental. 631-871-0949 Southampton: Spectacular 2 BR apartment, fully furnished, 10' ceilings. Brand New Farrell Building Home, $1,850 per month. Please contact us at 631-537-1068. Southampton Village: 3 BR/ 3 Bth. All amenities. Avail. immediately. Near Best Beaches. 347-645-3315 email@example.com Southampton: Wow! Private entrance into 2 BR, furnished, spacious apt. Walk to College. $1,500 pays all! 631-271-3341, 516-680-5902 Wainscott, East Hampton: Furnished bedroom wing with bath, separate entrance, near ocean, maid, pool, etc.. $1,200 month. 631-537-3068. email@example.com Homes Amagansett: Sandy BeachFront, Napeague Harbor, nature preserve, boat mooring. For sale or rent by owner. Pics@ w w w. p a u l c a l a b r o . c o m 646-369-4106 Bridgehampton 195 Hildreth Ave. South of the Hwy. Walk to town and transportation. House and lot, can demo or refinish. 2 BR with 3 baths (1,400 sq. ft.). Lot: 11,600 sq ft., Approx 80x153. Owner has approved permits with stamped drawings available for new construction of custom built one family, 2 story home, 4 BR's and 3 baths with garage. For Sale by Owner. $1,850,000. Beach Development (718)523-5656 East Hampton $1,695,000 Waterfront Villa with Boatslip, Isle of Wight Road. 4 Bedroom, 4 Baths, Huge Yard, Hot Tub, Jacuzzi, Sauna, Steam Room, Fitness Room, 10 minute walk to Lion's Head Beach. Call Bonnie Milcarek Pari Passu Realty 917-679-9195 Southampton Village: 3 BR, 1.5 baths. Move In. Walk everywhere. Great investment. $1,199,000. Owner (631)283-1020 Where was that plumber's ad My wife screamed As she ran If we don't find one soon We'll be swimming to land So where do you find someone Experienced and fast? Someone reliable and Who's repairs will then last She opened Dan's Papers, And said "Hey it's right here" From plumbers to roofers They're all listed so clear! So the next time you have a project to do Dan's Service Directory was created for you. To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, February 27, 2009 Page 60 www.danshamptons.com Homes Hampton Bays, Mooring rights! Charming 3 bedroom farm house on a half acre of manicured property, many updates, private road with water access! $664,050. Coldwell Banker Premier Homes. Call Jamie . 631-252-7726 Hamptons WATER VIEW Condos & Cottages Sales & Rentals Call Barbara 631.725.4357 Ext. 216 Simon Harrison Real Estate Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197 Jeancarbonereal estate.com Quiogue - New to Market and won't last - Totally renovated country cottage with two bedrooms, one bath, large deck with plenty of room for expansion all on 1.1 acres. $395,000.00 Exclusive. Quiogue - Artist Chalet - two bedroom two bath charmer with fireplace, ROW to water, .50 acres $850,000.00 Exclusive Westhampton - Three bedrooms, one and one half baths, 1/2 + acre, quiet neighbor, one car garage. $350,000.00 Exclusive Homes Remsenburg Winter Freeze Over! 2.3 lush flat acres, SOH, renovate 3 BR, 2 bath existing home or build new, possible subdivision. Priced for immediate sale $990K Call broker for details (917)270-0216 Condos/Co-Ops Land Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197 Jeancarbonereal estate.com Real Estate Wanted SOUTHAMPTON/ HAMPTON BAYS/ QUOGUE Active buyer, excellent credit, funds in bank seeks seller willing to hold a mortgage short-term. Home must be newer than 2000, private, 4+ bedrooms, pool or room for pool. Price: $750K- $1.7Mil. (516)840-6509 Realtor Listings 631.267.7401 Amagansett. Expandable Lanes Ranch, .85 acre lot off Bluff Road. Possibility for 6,000 SF +/- house plus pool etc. Exclusive $2.795M WEB# 14203 Deirdre Jowers 631.267.7412 East Hampton. 1,630 SF +/- Cape built 2007, .58 acres. 4 bedrooms/ 2 masters, 3 baths, cac, large attached garage, pool. Exclusive $745K WEB# 46168 Peter Moore 631.267.7421 East Hampton. Excellent Investment, 3,784 SF +/- 6 bedroom, 5 bath Post Modern Beach and marina rights. Room for pool. Exclusive $1.325M WEB# 39133 Fred Nagel 631.267.7403 Southampton WATERFRONT year-round condo. Spectacular views second floor unit. Mint 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room, 2-sided FIREPLACE, dining/ sitting sunroom, deck, patio, basement, tennis, pool, marina. Low maintenance/ taxes. By owner. $675,000 Negotiable (212)986-8232 (631)287-6423 646-729-4751 (Cell) Quogue - South of Quogue Street, 3/4 of an acre in prime location, $1,395,000.00 Quogue - South of Montauk Highway, 1 acre building lot in multi million dollar neighbor, $2,100,000.00 Quogue - 1 acre building lot in upscale subdivision, $850,000.00. Westhampton - Waterfront, 1+ acre prime location, $1,100,000.00 Exclusive Realtor Listings CORCORAN Amagansett Office 140 Main Street 631.267.3900 www.corcoran.com S O UT HA M PT O N Estate Sale Nantucket Style Waterfront 110 ft. permitted dock on open Bay. Sandy beachfront meticulously maintained 2/3 BR cottage, 1 bath, outdoor shower, screened porch, landscaped, on cul-de-sac. Spectacular waterfront views. FSBO $1,495,000. (646)294-1541 Nassau Homes Point Look Out One-of-kind 3 lot home on ocean beach block. 3 BR, 3.5 bth. By owner, appt. $1.9k (516)889-2455 Land Amagansett. Near Bluff Road, stoll to beach from 3 bedroom, 2 bath ranch on .68 acre lot. Room for pool. Exclusive $2.595M Bridgehampton. Farm Parcel. 2.2 WEB# 54611 Brian Nicholson acres in farm country abuts pre631.267.7406 serve and vineyards. Has plans and permits. Exclusive $2.6M Amagansett. Dunes Oceanviews, WEB# 5959 Marie Hausig Out of Town Clifton N.J. (2) one BR apartments for sale. 1 with terrace. Ceramic tile, wood floors, new bathrooms. $240,000 w/ terrace . $225,000 without terrace Or best offer. 29 minutes to Manhattan. Contact Gladys (631)839-6126 862-291-1787 Litchfield County, CT How much did YOU lose in today's stock market? Yesterday it was down 46% from it's all time high. Today it is down 47%. Where do you put your hard earned cash? Not the stock market, not Bernie Madoff, not the banks with their low interest, not T-Bills with 0% interest, not under your mattress or in a cigar box, and definitely not the Stanford Financial Group. Where is that safe haven? Buy beautiful approved building lots in the northwest corner of Connecticut. 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Exclusive $725,000 Southampton Village, prime Hill St. location: 2 houses on one lot with large 2 car garage. Great income producer or use approved plans to build 3,000 sq. ft. with pool & out buildings. FSBO: $1,350,000. Call 917-573-7896. Prince Edward Island Canada, featured in New York Times, Southampton Village: Town- AOL & Money Magazine. What house. 545 Hampton Road. 3 Long Island used to be. Huge BR/ 3 Bth. Pool, Tennis. Call gains to be made on Waterfront 347-645-3315 property. 30% discount with firstname.lastname@example.com strength of US dollar. Summer homes, investment, development and rental income properties. MiStaging Services chael Poczynek, Century 21 Northumberland, Rent - Sell - Live Well michaelshomes.com, sunburycove.com or 1-888-295-6863 Leslie Tarbell Donovan Accredited Home Staging Planner Office: 631-283-8175 Cell: 631-875-4303 stagingplacessouthampton.com Land Bridgehampton 207 Hildreth Ave. South of the Hwy. Vacant Land (25,000 sq. ft.) Owner has approved permits with stamped drawings for construction of custom one family, two story home (3,500 sq. ft.). 4 BR's, 4 baths with garage can be built. Walk to town and transportation. For sale by owner. $1,750,000. Beach Development (718)523-5656 Mortgages/Loans HARD MONEY (917)681-3204 Condos/Co-Ops Southampton Beautiful, brand new 2 bdrm, 2 bath condo, 1 level, fully furnished, every amenity, large patio, close to village, beaches. Reduced $595,000. Owner 917-843-4788 We work your hours! Dan's Classifieds & Service Directory open: 8:30am-6pm Monday�Friday 631-283-1000 Water Mill: Magnificent farm land views near Hampton Classic. 3 bedroom, 2 bath Victorian w/ Florida room overlooking agricultural preserve and horse farm, Hardwood floors, fireplace, full basement with 8 foot ceilings, room for pool, low taxes, half acre. $875K 631-726-3044 To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com DAN'S PAPERS, February 27, 2009 Page 61 www.danshamptons.com Realtor Listings 3,000 SF +/- Contemporary with pool and garage has approved plans for 6,300 SF +/- home. Exclusive $3.2M WEB# 30071 Arlene Reckson 917.331.3919 Realtor Listings 631.537.3900/631.537.7773 www.corcoran.com Realtor Listings Montella 631.899.0404 Realtor Listings Realtor Listings Realtor Listings Prudential Douglas Elliman HAMPTON BAYS OFFICE 631.723.2721 East Quogue Commercial $2,450,000 Convenient location, main building offers 1 BR apt. and 4 BR house. Warehouse is approx. 5000 sf. w/ 25 parking spaces. Excl. F#349666 Southampton Retail Space $5,000/mo Great space for rent located in SH Village. Walk to all. 7 parking spaces plus street parking and town parking lot as well. F#2125502 Hampton Bays Commercial $260,000 Deli has been part of community for over 40 years. Great location w/ 10 year lease in place. Excl. F#67425 Hampton Bays $380,000 Very private location w/ hardwood floors, large bath, vaulted ceilings, 3 BR and deck overlooking the pool. F#67715 Hampton Bays $269,000 1 story cottage w/ 2 BR, 1 B, det. garage on .22 acre. Needs some TLC and imagination. Nice front porch, close to canal, beaches F#68014 Hampton Bays $890,000 Colonial on 1.5 acres. Beach is moments away, htd pool, det. cottage/ pool house. Recently updated F#68013 Hampton Bays 469,000 New construction, 1 story traditional on .75 acre. 3/4 BR, 2/3 B, fplc, full bsmt, 1,800sf, garage. Close to town, park and beaches. F#67782 Bridgehampton. Deeded Ocean Access, very South in Bridgehampton steps to Ocean, Sagg Amagansett. South of Village, cot- Pond. 3 bedroom, 3 baths on one tage with pool on .34 acre. 2 bed- acre. Exclusive $4.275M WEB# rooms, 2 baths. Low taxes. Exclu- 16630 Linda Nasta 631.899.0309 sive $1.695M WEB# 53375 Suzanne Rose 631.267.7420 Montauk Office 729D Montauk Highway East Hampton. Barnes Landing 631.668.3500 3,500 SF +/- Post Modern. 4 bed- www.corcoran.com rooms, 5 baths, cac, heated pool. Exclusive $1.895M WEB#53636 Montauk. Contemporary. 2 story Vicky Thompson 631.267.7430 2,400 SF +/- home on .65 acres. 3 bedroom, 3 bath, cac, large garMontauk. Waterfront Land, 1.4 age, pool. Exclusive $1.295M acre with existing building enve- WEB# 39542 Joan Hegner lope. Sunset views. Up and com- 631.899.0402 ing area. Exclusive $2.65M WEB# 6005 Krae Van Sickle Montauk. Best Beach Area Land. 631.267.7400 Block to beach, upstairs view, no special permit required. Exclusive East Hampton. Near village and $495K WEB# 4637 Ray Hegner ocean, renovated 5 bedroom, 3 631.899.0405 bath, living room, den, pool. Exclusive $995K WEB#19705 Ar- Montauk. Fort Pond Bayfront lene Reckson 917.331.3919 Condo. 17 acre gated complex, pool. Furnished, 1 bedroom, 1 Amagansett. Sunset views, 2 story bath, remodeled kitchen, cac. Cocontemporary with golf course Exclusive $575K WEB# 36122 and pond views Room for pool. Linda Mallinson 631.899.0420 Exclusive $1.595M WEB# 46275 Vicky Thompson 631.267.7430 Montauk. Lakeview Contemporary. Renovated 4 bedroom, 2+ Bridgehampton Office bath, cac, gourmet kitchen, pool, 1936 Montauk Highway / 2405 deck and roof deck. Co-Exclusive Main Street $1.299M WEB# 48515 Michelle ed pool, views. Exclusive $1.8M 3/4 acre property with room for expanWEB# 20228 Janet Weimar sion, pool and pool house. Many original details needs work. 4 bedrooms. Montauk. Hither Hills Beach Cot- 631.899.0413 Exclusive. David Zazula. $695,000. tage. 2 bedroom, 1 bath exposed IN#49771. wood interior. Beach rights, room Montauk. Ocean view Beach s.f. acre in top Northto expand. Exclusive $1.795M House. 2 full levels of decks, 4 1700 area on private just about land valwest Priced at WEB# 11846 Lois Moore bedrooms, 2.5 baths, attached gar- ue. Master suite on first floor with 2 631.899.0406 age, 1,800 SF +/-. Co-Exclusive addtional bedrooms shared bath on sec$1.895M WEB# 11578 Marc Ra- ond floor. Exclusive. Ed Brody. Just Reduced $875,000. IN#10480. Montauk. Culloden Point Estate. boy 631.899.0414 Ft Pond Bay sunset views. 5 bedNew Traditional. Shy 1/2 acre in Northwest. Living room with fpl, famiroom, 3.5 bath Tradtional on 1.3 Sag Harbor Office ly room, laundry room, 4 bedrooms 2 acres. Cac, 155 Main Street baths. Garage, covered porch, full basepool. Co-Exclusive $2.8M WEB# 631.725.1500 ment, new pool. Exclusive. Ann Rasmussen. $859,000. IN#44214. 49114 Helen Stubbmann www.corcoran.com 631.899.0412 Treescape Price. condo in Northwest. 3 Southampton. Village Traditional bedroom/ 2 bath end unit w/ large comMontauk. Secluded In Hither SOH. 5 bedroom, 3.5 bath, EIK, munity pool and tennis facility. Back Hills. 2,000 SF +/- on .9 acres. 5 formal dining, hardwood floors, on market. Owner Anxious. Just Rebedroom, 3.5 bath. Renovated gunite pool/ pool house Co-Exclu- duced to $559,000. Exclusive. IN#47175. kitchen. Obtaining pool permit. sive $2.595M WEB# 54633 Rich Amagansett Dunes. Fixer upper 4 bedExclusive $1.995M WEB# 12219 Dec 631.899.0129 rooms, 2 baths over 1500 sq. ft. of livJohn Taylor 631.267.7453 ing space on 1/4 acre with likely ability Montauk. Ditch Plains Cottage. to have pool. Access to private ocean Montauk. Oceanviews, 1.14 acres. Renovated, 4 bedrms, 2 bath, beaches is just steps away. Exclusive. 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, wraparound bamboo floors, sauna, 160 SF JR Kuneth. Reduced to $1,095,000. deck, garage, room for expansion. shed, steps to ocean. Exclusive IN#10974. Exclusive $1.695M WEB# 44348 $895K WEB# 10335 Rich Dec Sunset Shores Close to Peconic Bay. 4 bedroom 2.5 bath on 1/2 acre in Sunset Connie Tighe 631.899.0411 631.899.0129 Montauk. Hither Woods Contemporary, spacious 5,000 SF +/- contemporary on 1.06 acres. 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, cac. room for pool. Exclusive $3.25M WEB# 53504 Gerri Tomitz 631.668.3500 Southampton Office 88 Main St/30 Nugent St 631.702.9265 631.283.9600 www.corcoran.com Shores. Living room, EIK, family room w/ exposed beams, 2 car garage, large deck. Exclusive. Patricia Stanis. Reduced to $639,000. IN# 18571. Redone home on shy 1/2 acre in East Hampton. 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, living Hampton Bays $375,000 3 BR ranch room wfpl, new kitchen, baths, pool w/ hardwood floors & basement. ConSouthampton. Village Traditional. and grounds. Exclusive. Nick Epstein. venient to all. F#67494 New. Location, details, landscap- Just Reduced to $875,000. IN#25127 Calverton Rental $1,725/ mo. Great Montauk. Lake Montauk Sunsets, ing. On .65 acres this house has it Barnes Landing. 3 bedroom 2 bath townhouse w/ 3 BR, 1.5 B. Moments to roomy 2,500 SF +/- 2 story con- all. Exclusive $4.5M WEB# contemporary on .57 acre. Great floor shopping, entertainment, beaches. Just plan with master suite and 2 guest off LIE. F#2153904 temporary .65 acres. Decks, heat- 53748 Lylla Carter 631.702.9262 rooms and bathroom Walk to Bay beach. Exclusive. Leslie Hillel. Hampton Bays $397,000 European floor plan, 3 BR, 2 B, oversized LR, $650,000. IN#29008. SOH basement w/ workshop, garage Devlin McNiff Real Estate Contemporary saltbox with ight access, close to Smith's Creek, 1 mile 3 North Main Street throughout. 3 bedrooms, 2 full baths. to ocean beach. F#68559 East Hampton, NY 11937 Great deck plus pool surrounded with 631-324-6100 brick. Shy 1/2 acre. Exclusive. Jack www.devlinmcniff.com SOUTHAMPTON OFFICE Kelleher or Judy Mendoza. $595,000. 631.283.4343 Spiffy Treescape condo with hassle IN#33948. free pool, tennis. 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, finished basement, low condo fees. Ex- 5 bedroom in Lions Head Beach just Southampton Land $550,000 Private clusive. Roseanne Lebwith. $755,000. steps from private beach and marina. & wooded 1.3 acre retreat only minutes Large 50 ft. pool, 1/2 acre property, from SHV, ocean, ponds and bays. IN# 55282. cac, and 2 car garage. New Exclusive. Room for 5 BR house, pool, cabana and generous gardens. Health permit in South of highway in Amagansett Vil- Leslie Hillel. $825,000. IN#65477 place. #344701. $550,000 lage. Well kept 2 bedroom cottage steps to train, Jitney, the Square and Acre with 3 bedroom cottage just outocean. In heart of action. Exclusive. JR side Village. Buy it as is or owner/ buider will build 5,000 s.f. traditional Kuneth. $650,000. IN#33492. Quogue Office on land at package price of $2,995,000. 631.653.6700 Water Views Plus Path To Beach. Ac- As Is Price: $1,100,000. Co-Exclusive. cabonac Harbor, and Gardiner's Bay Lynn Epstein. Hampton Bays $1,700,000 Early 1900's Private beach access. 3 bedrooms, 2 carriage house, 'Resort Waterfront baths, town water, large deck. Exclu- Approx. one mile outside Village on Business Zoning'. Immediate access to sive. David Zazula. Just Reduced to 3/4 of an acre. 2 bedroom 1 bath cot- Shinnecock Bay. 8 Rooms w/ 3BR, tage plus 2 outbuildings. Room for ex- 2.5B, LR w/ fplc, 4 boat slips, bulk$990,000. IN#10472. 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