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Dan's Papers May 13, 2011
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Dermont Price Changer An Interview With the Man Who Runs This Hamptons Ritual By Dan Rattiner The Thursday before Memorial Day Weekend, which this year is May 26, is the day when everybody in the Hamptons wakes up in the morning to discover that all of the prices in all of the retail establishments out here have doubled for the summer. (Except for the small group of merchants who advertise here in Dan's Papers that they don't change their prices.) The price changing happens every year as all old-timers know, and it is always a huge shock to those who have never been here before. But it has to be done because if the local community is to survive then the money has to be made between Memorial Day and Labor Day. That's just the way it is. This year, as for each of the last 22 years, the enormous job of changing all the price tags in all the stores during the wee hours of that morning before the stores open, is overDan Rattiner's second memoir, IN THE HAMPTONS TOO: Further Encounters with Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities, is now available in hardcover wherever books are sold. The first memoir, IN THE HAMPTONS, published by Random House, is now available in paperback. If you worked in a school and even THOUGHT about hiring child labor, you could go to jail. seen by Billy Bob Campbell, a local man and former football coach at Hampton High and now the owner of PriceChange, the firm he created after his football coaching days were over. We interviewed him yesterday on the deck of his newly built oceanfront mansion on Gin Lane in Southampton to ask him a few questions. Dan: First of all Mr. Campbell, thank you for taking the time to meet with me. I know, with the big day approaching, how busy you must be. You don't mind if I tape this? Campbell: Oh no, not at all. Bring us two Long Island Iced Teas, Jose. With lemon, After that, that will be all. Dan: That would be fine with me. Campbell: Chop, chop, Jose. What was the question? Dan: You're from here? Campbell: Yes. Family goes back genera- tions, to when the settlers first landed. So I'm local born and bred. Raised in North Sea. My father was a clammer. Mom, a stay-at-home. Dan: How'd you start in the price changing business? Campbell: Well, my Uncle Charlie was doing this informally for many years before I took it over. It didn't have a name. He'd organize all the high school kids and that one night send them all out. It was okay with the principal. Good discipline, he said at the time. Sort of a four-hour drill. Builds character. I was part of it all through high school. Dan: A volunteer thing? Campbell: Oh yes. Uncle Charlie didn't pay anybody. And nobody paid him. There were 200 kids doing all the stores back then, just sort of a class project. They'd use the school buses at night to get everybody out from Montauk to Westhampton. They'd wait for us kids to finish, then take us right to school when we were all done. Half an hour before homeroom. Dan: Breakfast? Campbell: The lunch room people'd lay out a big spread for us in the cafeteria. Ham and eggs. Pancakes. All the fixins. Dan: Was it hard work? (continued on page 16) Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 danshamptons.com Page 14 Board Certified Dermatologist NEW East Hampton Location Healing on the Soul Level with the highest divine energy. Robert A. Moraru, MD With over 10 years of experience in Medical and Cosmetic Dermatology, our friendly staff specializes in the latest procedures including Botox, Restylane, Radiesse and Glycolic Peels. Our medical dermatology practice treats Acne, Eczema, and Psoriasis, among most other skin conditions. Look and feel great for the summer! 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If the $20 million deal goes through, Couric will get her own daily show in September 2012 and be a special correspondent on "20/20." * * * The Hamptons hit the big and small screens last week. Something Borrowed, a new movie starring Ginnifer Goodwin, Kate Hudson and John Krasinski, filmed in the area last summer. And in the season finale of "30 Rock," Tina Fey's Liz Lemon rented a house in the Hamptons in hopes of relieving her intense stress. The best part about it? An unexpected-- and inexplicably perfect--cameo by the Barefoot Contessa herself, Ina Garten. * * * In honor of Mother's Day, East Hampton's Martha Stewart recently joined First Lady Michelle Obama in celebrating military families. The occasion was filmed for a "Martha Stewart Presents" television special, which premiered on the Hallmark Channel last week. * * * Ralph Lauren has chosen Hamptons regular and star polo player Nacho Figueras and wife Delfina Blaquier as the new faces of Romance, one of Ralph Lauren's bestselling fragrances. * * * The Montauk Lighthouse might become the eighth National Historic Landmark in Suffolk County. Congressman Tim Bishop wrote a letter of support, and the Lighthouse will be considered at a meeting of the National Park System Landmarks Committee later this month. Said Bishop, "The lighthouse is an iconic Long Island landmark and deserves to be included on our nation's list of historic treasurers." * * * Greenport, the Hamptons' neighbor to the north, has been named one of the 11 prettiest towns and villages in America by Forbes Magazine. According to the article, Greenport "perfectly mixes unpretentious Americana with the trappings of the modern food and wine scene." * * * (continued on page 32) 2855 Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 danshamptons.com Page 15 The Mollie Parnis Auditorium The Season is in Full Swing Summer Camps at the PAC Week-long Musical Theatre Camps The Jungle Book The Little Mermaid The Secret Garden Alice in Wonderland RAPHAEL SAADIQ GARRISON KEILLOR Timeless, Soulful R&B with a Futuristic Twist... Modern Day Mark Twain... Saturday, May 21 Sunday, May 29 A Rare Solo Appearance... JOSH RITTER Friday, June 3 RON WHITE Behavioral Problems Tour... Spontaneous, Soulful & Heartfelt... DANIEL LANOIS' BLACK DUB Sunday, June 19 Friday, June 10 RITA RUDNER Queen of Comedy... PATTI LUPONE Musical Theatre Royalty... KENNY LOGGINS One of the Pre-Eminent SingerSongwriters of our Time... 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Then write a new price above it. Good for learning math. Dan: And the summer people wouldn't notice? Campbell: Oh no. They'd just figure those dumb locals must have made a mistake when doing the tagging so now they fixed it. Not a clue. Dan: And the merchants were in favor of this? Campbell: How the hell do you think they let us school kids into the stores at three in the morning? Dan: So how did you get to be football coach? Campbell: Well, I played on the team. I was second-string halfback. So I knew the ropes. After that, when I left school, they made me the statistician for the team for coach Abrahamson. How many yards somebody ran. Complete passes. Things like that. Then I became assistant coach. Then after Coach Abrahamson was killed they made me coach. Dan: He was killed? Campbell: Yeah. He was demonstrating how to spear somebody with your helmet. But he did it wrong, being a coach and all. Really tragic. Dan: How were you as a coach? Campbell: I coached for 12 years. We had a winning team one of those years. That was the year we beat Bay Shore. I'll never forget that year. Dan: How long after you started coaching did you take over the tagging job? Campbell: In my third year coaching, Uncle Charlie said he was tired of it. There was no money in it. He said I knew statistics and I knew the towns. I'd be a natural for it. Dan: And you were? Campbell: Oh, yeah. And he was right. There was no money in it. So I set about changing that. Dan: How? Campbell: Well, I set it up as a business. Originally it was called Price Fixer. And it wasn't one word like it is now. Internet and things. Sign of the times. And of course, the name had a bad meaning when you thought about it. So after the first year I changed it to Price Change and then PriceChange. Dan: You still used the kids? Campbell: Yeah. I told the kids now they could do it and see how free enterprise works. And I put some elbow grease into it myself. I went store to store and set up a price the storeowners would have to pay to have it done. Depended on the square footage. Dan: There must be 2,000 stores to see. You couldn't have seen all of them. Campbell: Well, I didn't. But the thing was that everybody had to do it or it wouldn't work. It had always been lucrative so the merchants did have an incentive to now pay for the service. But as you said, I couldn't visit them all. I had my coaching job too. So I hired off-duty police officers. Some of them like to work a second job, as you probably know. And they went around to the merchants too. Dan: In uniform? Campbell: My attitude was don't ask, don't tell. Sort of like the gay in the military thing. That was going on back then. Dan: Are you still the football coach? Campbell: No. Well, this new principal came in, this guy Tagliachi, who I didn't know. And he heard I was building this big house down on the beach and he said I had to pay the kids. And I said it was part of their education, always had been. Math. Teamwork. Coordination. So he fired me. Dan: Did you care? Campbell: Of course I cared. We were right on the brink of having a winning season. Hadn't had one since my first year there all those years ago. And they hired this new guy, Cox. And he was terrible. Didn't win a game. And Newsday wrote we could have gone for the division championship if they had let me stay. So that was that. Dan: Cox still there? Campbell: Nah. Dan: Has the team won since? (continued on page 24) 1267234 1181 Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 danshamptons.com Page 17 Losing a Pond Hard Times at the Save Lake Princess Noadonah Committee By Dan Rattiner It's hard to keep from getting angry about what has happened to Mill Pond in Water Mill. Since the beginning of time and right up until 50 years ago, this pond north of the highway was surrounded by forests and fields filled with squirrels, turkeys, foxes and other creatures, and the waters teemed with fish, bugs, shellfish and other sea life. The view from shore was nothing if not a postcard scene of beautiful sunrises and sunsets. As a teenager, I sometimes fished in this pond from a rowboat. When we got tired of that, we'd jump out and enjoy a swim. You did have to look out for seagrass, crabs and jellyfish of course, but it was a small price to pay. The ruination of the pond came very slowly over a period of 50 years, which is why those living around it, many of them for nearly that long, are so astonished to see it take place. It is also probably why the Southampton Town Trustees, which have jurisdiction over it, never acted to save it. The whole problem just snuck up on them. It might have been 100 years ago when some summer visitor first said oh, what a beautiful, sparkling clean and gorgeous pond. I will build a hideaway cabin on its shores beneath the trees and enjoy it. Nobody will even know I am there. So that's how it started. Pretty soon, some other people came along, then some others and some others. The newer homes were bigger, and the owners, a bit desirous of having a better view, cut trees down to get that view. Lawns and gardens were installed, with beautiful flowers and plants and then fertilized with chemicals. Cesspools were then installed--on the downhill slope so the outflow from them would not back up into the houses, for Lord's sake--but which eventually would leach into the pond. And then roads got paved to the houses all around so there wouldn't be bumpy dirt roads anymore and the runoff of the chemical fertilizers from the surrounding farms could wash down the paving and into sewers to be washed away, well, into you know where. Sometime in the 1980s and 1990s, people noticed that there were fewer fish and shellfish in the pond. Many of them thought that was a good thing. Less icky things to have to worry (continued on next page) HELLO? IS THAT THE HOUSE CALLING? By Dan Rattiner So the other morning I found myself alone in the house. My wife was in the city. My son the composer did not come home last night. It was just me, the dog, the cat and the tortoise. It was a foggy, crummy morning with the sky hanging low over the boats in the harbor. I fed the dog and the cat, put the tortoise in his bath and made a fire. I made myself a breakfast and put the dishes in the sink. Then I walked back to the living room and read the paper. It was very quiet. I felt kind of lonely after awhile. Usually by this time--it was 10 a.m.--I would have had at least a phone call or two. I looked at my cellphone. There was no message on the screen. No incoming missed calls. No texts. No alerts. So I walked into the kitchen, set the phone down and made myself some coffee. Then returned to the living room to read the paper again. Time passed. Now I thought of somebody I was supposed to call back. They'd called yesterday afternoon. I set down the paper. Where was my cellphone? It was not by the chair. Hmmm. I walked into the kitchen to the coffee maker and it wasn't there either. So I picked up the wall phone in the kitchen, the landline, and called the cellphone. And there from the kitchen, I heard it ring. It was on my desk, which is halfway from the living room to the kitchen. I must have set it down there on my way in to make the coffee. I hung up. The ringing stopped. Then I thought, now that I'm here in the kitchen, I ought to clean the coffee maker and put the breakfast dishes in the dishwasher. I did that. Finishing up, I swooped up my cellphone as I (continued on page 20) %' "'&# !""$# "#& %!'$# "'#& % $' !$& '%# '&# !""$# &$& % %# $' '$ '& %!'$# %' % '$ !$& '" !$& '"!& % % !$& '"!& % &&!$& '"!& % &% !$& '"!& '%# %#$#& "# '& " '$ $ '& %!'$# $ !"' % '%' !%& % &&# "# $ $# '"!& # $ '%' & "& '$ % '%# % !""$# '$ % $ $ %& '%''%# % '&# !""$# 1051 Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 danshamptons.com Page 18 Pond (continued from previous page) about if you wanted to wade out into it for a swim. And then, in the early 2000s, summer came and the people came and the whole pond suddenly presented as a 500-acre, shore-to-shore hideous tangle of dark red clumps that looked like steel wool. Nothing could live in that. Naturalists came and took samples. They said indeed there was something living in that. It was the stuff itself--billions and billions of tiny algae plants all locked together into something that no human being would ever want to swim in, fish in or even look out onto. In response, the homeowners formed a committee. They called this committee the Concerned Citizens for Lake Princess Noadonah, which is what they had begun calling Mill Pond since they had earlier decided Mill Pond was such a boring name and there had apparently at one time several centuries before been a Shinnecock Princess named Noadonah who at one time, it was said, sat on a log on the shores of Mill Pond to enjoy the sunset or some such thing, and so therefore honoring her by renaming the pond would be a good thing and would also raise property values. Anyway, in 2006, the committee, after getting permission from the Trustees of Southampton Town to spend their own money to try to fix the problem, hired a bunch of what turned out to be totally incompetent experts, as far as Mill Pond was concerned anyway, to install this series of what looked like giant solar-powered ceiling fans that would sit on the surface of the water and just below the surface merrily stir the algae all Water Mill summer. You could look out at them. They made a humming sound. They cost $35,000 for the summer. And they did nothing to solve the problem. Amazingly, these guys talked the Lake Noadonah Action Committee the following spring into the idea that the problem was they had underestimated the size of the job and there weren't ENOUGH of these contraptions to do all the work needed. So the Friends of Lake Noadonah hired them again, which cost even more the second year, and this time tried unsuccessfully to get the Trustees to foot part of the bill, which the Trustees said they would not do, and in the end of course the ceiling fans failed to solve the problem once again. At that point, as summer ended, the experts snuck in and removed their contraptions and snuck quietly off never to return. During this time, a reader of this newspaper, having read some of the articles about all this, sent in photographs taken of roads and sewers and boat launching ramps on the pond during a rainstorm to show all the farmland crap that was just pouring stuff into it that the algae found so yummy. There could be no photos of the cesspools and landscape chemical runoff of course. All of that happens without anybody seeing it (as it should, of course.) The publication of these photos in this paper had absolutely no effect on the Relatives and Friends of Princess Noadonah however. And so, every summer, the problem of the algae continued on without end. Further meetings ensued between the Trustees and Miss Noadonah's Support Group. Now carp had been seen in the pond. These were a particularly nasty, vicious kind of carp not normally seen here, and apparently they had now migrated up here, as they had elsewhere in America to kill and eat all the other fish. They are presently marching up the Mississippi toward Chicago I am told. The government hopes to stop them with dams and carp shoots. Let's get in there and kill all the carp with an underwater dynamite blast, the Lake Indian Maiden and Prince Happy Fox Conservancy people asked. The Trustees allowed for a test to see what sort of fish remained in the pond. They indeed found the vicious carp. They also came up with, surprisingly, a striped bass in the pond. This is a prized game fish. Nobody would ever blow up striped bass. How did it get there? Was (continued on page 20) Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 danshamptons.com Page 19 Ashwood Has It All! Make your remodeling dreams a reality. Contact our design consultants at email@example.com or call us at 631-569-4515 x 500 318 E. Main St., Patchogue, NY 11772 ZZZDVKZRRGILUHSODFHFRP 6WRUH+RXUV7XHVGD\WKUX)ULGD\DPSP6DWXUGD\DPSP Ashwood Hearth & Home Energy Serving Long Island for over 10 years. F i n a n ci n g Av a i l abl e Visit our 3000 sq. ft. Designer Showroom ,QVWDOODWLRQ3DUWV DQG6HUYLFHV IRU$OO0DNHV DQG0RGHOV 1018 Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 danshamptons.com Page 20 Calling (continued from page 17) Pond the smoke alarm goes off because of one of your big fireplace fires, doesn't the call come in on my phone to see if everybody's all right?" "Yeah." "What if the burglar alarm went off? They'd call me on that." "They would. But I could set it up to my cellphone." "Haven't I been faithful with my phone all these years. It's been more than 30 years. Remember all those years when I took all those messages on the answering machine?" "That's true. But now I have the answering machine on my cellphone." "You didn't HAVE to do that." "And now you get all these unwanted calls," I said. "Debt collectors. People who want to sell me things. Pollsters. What the hell are you buying anyway? I have to deal with it. It's annoying." "Please don't do this to me." We compromised. Actually, the house played its trump card. It currently is in charge of my fax machine. Three rings and it defaults to the fax. I would have no way of getting faxes without the house phone. "Okay," I said. "You can keep the phone." "Thank you, thank you, thank you." I sat down in my chair by the fire. Outside, the fog had worsened over the harbor. And then I looked again at the cellphone. HOUSE: MISSED CALL the message said. I looked up and smiled. "Thanks," I said. (continued from page 18) went by the desk and returned to the chair in the living room by the fire. Again I felt the loneliness. But at least I was getting organized. So then I thought to make that call. But wait. There was the message on the screen of the cellphone. Somebody had called ME! My spirits lifted for a moment. Oh boy, I thought. Who could it be? HOUSE: MISSED CALL. Oh. Silly me. But you know, I think there is something to this. There for a moment, the screen on my cellphone had brightened my day. I had sunk back now a little disappointed it was true. But there had been that little shining moment there. There was a time, about a year ago, when I seriously considered getting rid of the house phone. I'd looked at it. Why did we have a house phone? It was costing me $45 a month. Now we were all using cellphones. I was also alone in the house at that particular time. I looked at the house phone. There are two, actually, one on my desk and one on the kitchen wall. At that moment, the house began to talk to me. "Don't leave me without a phone," it blubbered. "It's $45 a month," I said. "I've always had a phone." "I know." "Have I done something to upset you? That you would think of this?" "No." "Have I not always been there for you? When it a plant? The Indian Lake Support Fund and the Trustees retreated in confusion. Earlier this year, the Duchess Noadonah Enterprise got a visit from a firm that wanted to drop down enormous amounts of white powder on top of the decaying dead leaves that were now found below the algae covering the floor of the pond thus blocking any living things that might want to take up residence there, such as clams, eels or oysters. This firm said that the white powder, called Alum, would infiltrate the dead leaves thus preventing them from decaying and thus becoming food for the algae just above. The algae would find this thick white goo down there where they used to get the yummy dead leaves. The algae, their appetites unsated, would then leave for other waters. And the pond would be crystal clear. Dead, of course, but crystal clear. You'd just have to repowder every fall after the leaves fell into the pond and sunk to the bottom to keep the project going. Perhaps then, you could STOCK the pond with fish. All would be well. The Trustees were not all that keen on this plan. Neither was Baykeeper Kevin McAllister. But then last week, a consultant named John Tucci from a firm called LakeSavers (how did he come up with THAT name? How convenient!), offered up a different solution. He would drop into the pond something to do exactly the opposite of the Alum. 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Hammerle proposed this at the latest town board meeting last Tuesday. It was well received. Of course, he is not proposing that every one of the town road ends have their garbage cans removed. Some of the busier ones would have to remain. He is suggesting that of the 80 locations where we have garbage cans, 28 have the garbage cans removed and the signs put up. These would be the less busy locations, such as at the trail entrances and the unprotected beaches. "This would allow the Parks Department to focus on the busier areas," he said. He also said he got this idea from a recent visit to Vermont. "Vermont has these signs up in all their parks," he said. "People take out what they bring in. It's a law. And people are happy to do it." Presumably, if it works in the 28 locations here, which is about a third of the road ends, East Hampton could expand the project to all the beaches and road ends just like Vermont. Wouldn't that make us proud. The Town will vote on this in two weeks, and if they vote yes, these 28 places will have no garbage cans or garbage pickup beginning July 4. Usually, it is not my policy to comment on small things proposed in an individual town. Dan's is a regional paper after all. But there's (continued on next page) LINDA KABOT AIN'T DONE WITH THE POLICE By Dan Rattiner Linda Kabot of Quogue has sent notice to the police and other officials in the Village of Westhampton Beach that she intends to sue them for damages to her reputation. At this point, she has not indicated an amount. That will be revealed in the next step, if she chooses to take it, which would be the filing of the lawsuit. In 2009, the police of that community arrested Linda Kabot on charges of drunk driving just after midnight on Labor Day. She was the sitting Southampton Town Supervisor at that time. And she was in the middle of a tight battle for re-election just eight weeks away, a battle she subsequently lost, one could arguably say, because of what happened on that night. Unlike most people, Linda Kabot did not just look at the fact that it might take two years and $100,000 or more to fight the charge and therefore just sigh, pay the fine, take the course on drunk driving and sit without a driver's license for a year. She pled not guilty. And earlier this spring, two years later, a jury in Islip found her not guilty. This whole community followed the developments that took place during the trial. There were people for her and people against her. Toward the end, a videotape of her arrest was revealed and was posted on several websites. You can probably still see it if you want. To an objective observer, and there were plenty who were not objective when they viewed this, it appeared she was a bit tipsy--she said she'd had two drinks at her sister's birthday party--and she did swerve across a double line briefly. But she really did not appear to be anywhere near drunk enough for them to throw the book at her. I believe there is a lesser charge with lesser consequences that they might have ticketed her with called driving under the influence. Instead, they went the whole DWI (driving while impaired) route. So it was either that or nothing. Linda Kabot had been a tough town supervisor, so she was not particularly well liked by those whose views differed from hers. But being well liked was not what she had in mind. Instead, she had taken on the task of balancing the budget, which had gone very out of whack when the hard times came in, and that included confronting the Southampton Town Police Department about their pay and perks. She was therefore no friend of the police either in this town or in the other nearby communities. There was also something confrontational about her. She argued after her arrest that this had been a set-up. The police were after her to (continued on page 24 ) Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 danshamptons.com Page 22 Trash (continued from previous page) something about this that raises alarms. If they go ahead with this, I suggest they do it at, say, just one road end or two, not 28. We could see if when we raise the flag anybody salutes, and then we could go from there. The other thing about this I find alarming is the law in Vermont. How long did Hammerle stay in Vermont anyway? A week? Two? Vermont and its sister state New Hampshire are surely the two most libertarian states in America. Government for the most part is considered with suspicion. The individuals in these states believe in self-reliance and take it seriously. The New Hampshire state motto is "Live Free or Die." And the Vermont motto is "Freedom and Unity." Here's what libertarianism is. It considers that the only reason to have a government is to protect the rights of society from foreign aggression and criminals. You can have a police department. You can have an army. But we, the citizens, take care of all the rest ourselves, and this includes safe driving, feeding the hungry and dealing with the garbage. Who needs all that bureaucracy? I am not saying that Vermont and New Hampshire have put together governments that follow this to the letter. They don't. What I am saying is that the citizens of these states lean into the wind in this direction. Just about anything the government does, they put under a microscope. These are very polite, responsible $69 3253 and self-reliant people. So is that what we have here on the East End? You gotta be dreaming. I personally know people who pick up garbage on Sammis Beach at the end of the day after the beachgoers leave. The beachgoers have a garbage can now and they don't even put their trash into it. They just litter the beach. They're going to read the sign? Sammis Beach is on the list. Where are the volunteers supposed to put what all the beachgoers leave at the end of the day if the trash cans are gone? Take all this other-people's-trash and just drive it back to their houses? Is that even legal? I think it's admirable that Hammerle and the other councilpeople think about what's good for the town all the time, even when they're on vacation. They're supposed to come up with ideas. But who here remembers this great idea the town got some years ago about closing the town dump on Sundays to save some money? I do. They actually did that. The weekenders would come out here to their houses on Friday, enjoy themselves, then on Sunday when they had to drive back to the city, pack up all their garbage in plastic bags so as not leave it to get picked through by the raccoons during the week, and they'd put it in the trunk, put the family up front and, on their way home, drive over to the dump and drop it off. It made sense. They paid taxes. The taxes paid for the workers at the dump. It's a job of government to have a dump with workers there. But when this law got passed, they went to the dump and the big chain-link gate had a padlock on it. CLOSED SUNDAYS the sign said. So what did they do? You think they were going to drive their overheated weekend garbage in the trunk all the way back to East 78th Street? No, no, no! That first week, they simply put the garbage bags up against the fence with the sign on it. And when the dump people came in Monday, what a mess that was, but they hauled it in. Tuesday came and the town board met and they got told about what happened at the dump and they said people had to obey the law. So the following Sunday, they stationed policemen out there by the dump entrance--guys with guns. They worked in shifts, from 8 a.m., when the dump used to open, right through the day and into the night and until 8 a.m. on Monday morning. The vacationers would drive up, see the cops with the guns, back out and drive off. What a scene that was. I'd heard about it, went down there and took pictures of it, wrote an article about this in the paper. So you think the people, scared by all the men with guns, drove all the way to New York on a hot day with all that garbage? Not the town's problem, was it? Who cares about the lawbreakers? The Town and the teams of cops did the same a second Sunday and by the middle of that next week, the town began to get calls from some of the merchants. These city people, driving off from the dump with the trash in their trunks, were desperate. All eyes were peeled for stores with driveways and dumpsters in the back. Somebody would see one. They'd drive up, the (continued on page 28) Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 danshamptons.com Page 23 1445 Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 danshamptons.com Page 24 Kabot (continued from page 21) Price They could say the police were just doing their job. They do pull people over when they think it warranted. And implied in that is some risk. Or the jury could punish the village and the police for what happened, claiming they saw what was in the net and made the most of it. You just never know. It seems to me the case cries out for a settlement. The Village has much deeper pockets and has the taxpayers' interests to defend. Kabot could risk going deeper into debt for what might turn out to be no return. As for Kabot, her reputation has already been vindicated. She could now run again for public office. On the other hand, she did spend vast sums on her successful defense. In my personal opinion, I believe the Village should pay her costs. And they should pay her some more too for all the trouble she went through. I do not buy any argument that says a Village has insurance to cover stuff like this so it doesn't cost the Village anything to settle this. It doesn't in the end cost the insurance company. Insurance companies are profitable enterprises. Them's is my opinions. (continued from page 16) get her out. It even seemed this had entered her mind when they pulled her over, which might have led her to refuse to take a Breathalyzer test. It did not seem to me while watching the video that the police had singled her out though. Prior to their pulling her over, they did follow her for a block or two. But that happens when someone appears to be driving a bit erratically, which Kabot was. After pulling her over, however, there is a very long period when Kabot is told to stand in front of her car by the side of the road alone while the police supposedly write up a ticket. This was too long a period of time for this. Obviously, and in the testimony, it came out that the police were on the phone talking to headquarters about who they had and what should they do? On the other hand, Kabot's claim that she heard one of them say over the phone to somebody "we got her" was never proven. In testimony under oath, Officer Steven McManus said he told headquarters "guess who we've got?" Indeed they did have quite a big fish. A civil case will drag on for many years. It will cost both sides a hundred thousand dollars or more in legal fees. A jury could find either way. ADVANCED BUILDERS & Land Development, Inc. $249,000 ON YOUR LAND This traditional home offers 8 rooms, 4 Bedrooms, 2.5 Baths, Spacious Kitchen with Breakfast area and Center Island, Fireplace. 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The State Labor Commissioner sent the DA in and arrested Tagliachi for breaking the child labor laws, or, since he hadn't done it yet, it turned out there was some other law that said if you worked in a school and you even THOUGHT you were going to hire child labor you could go to jail. Dan: So he is in jail now? Campbell: Oh, yes. And for another eight years, I think, unless he falls off the wagon with the good behavior. Dan: So who did the re-tagging that year? Campbell: Well, I thought about it. Obviously it was a bad idea to continue using the high school kids. And if things weren't bad enough, now there was this new principal who said that tagging the merchandise double was immoral and a bad lesson for the kids, and the police part looked a lot like extortion or something so he wouldn't let any of the high school kids do this anymore, or they'd be given detention. Dan: What did you do? Campbell: The retagging is all being done now by illegal immigrants. I have the offduty police officers pick them up where they hang around the street corners looking for work and bring them to our headquarters building in Water Mill for the afternoon. We give them a big lecture--I have a woman who translates my speech into Spanish-- and we give them the new tagging guns. Dan: You've got tagging guns? Campbell: Oh, sure. It's so much easier and faster. I've been using them for years. I ordered a 110 of them one year. Maybe eight years ago. We still have all 110. Everybody is so polite. They're so afraid they'll get deported. Dan: And when the police pick them up on the street corners, are they in uniform? Campbell: Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Dan: And do you pay the illegals? Campbell: Absolutely. Of course, it isn't as much as Tagliachi was going to pay the school kids. That would have been minimum wage. With these guys you don't have to pay minimum wage. It's all a cash business with them and they like it that way. Dan: Sounds like you've got quite an operation. Campbell: I sure do. And I provide a real service. And then, of course, in September on the Thursday night after Labor Day, we go out a second time and re-tag everything back by half. So it's a big twice-a-year operation. Dan: Well, thank you very much. Campbell: You're welcome. Just leave your glass right there. And also, everything I just told you, don't put any of it in Dan's Papers. Dan: I promise. 3238 Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 danshamptons.com Page 25 Airport Concert Announces Performer Lineup extremely confident that music festivals. East Hampton must be very excitthey would get approval ed right now. from the FAA and he would The Music To Know lineup be making the announcealso includes Tame Impala, ment as soon as he gets the Young Empires, The official word. Limousines, We Are Scientists, Francis and The Tickets to Music To Know Lights, Ra Ra Riot, Suddyn, are on sale now. General The Naked and Famous and admission for the two-day M. Ward. festival on August 13 and Bright Eyes It is not completely finalized August 14 are $195 for both that the concert is going to take days with VIP all-access place at the airport because FAA approval is passes going for $645. You can get your tickets still needed. But Jones said that he was by visiting musictoknow.com. Vampire Weekend By David Lion Rattiner Bill Collage and Chris Jones, the founders of the Music To Know rock festival to be held in East Hampton this August, announced on Monday that they have completed the lineup of bands to perform at the festival. Speaking before a group of journalists and festival fans, they also announced the headline band, Vampire Weekend, one of the most popular rock groups performing today. One of the group's most popular songs has over 17 million views on YouTube, which is the modern-day barometer for what's hot in the music world. The other big headline name is Bright Eyes, which is a popular Indie rock band. The announcement took place at Town Line Bar-B-Que restaurant in Wainscott, and the news solidified Jones and Collage's commitment to bringing a first-class rock festival to East Hampton. Until now, some of the loudest voices concerning the rock festival were those that were against it. Voices that tend to be loud accompany almost any new event on the East End. It was clear Monday night that a lot of people are looking forward to this concert. Other bigname acts that were formally announced include Dawes, Matt and Kim, and Fitz and The Tantrums. Cold War Kids will also be playing at Music To Know. "They have an absolutely huge following," Jones said. Jones and Collage were surrounded by several locals who were hired by the organizers to help with the event, as well as writers from nearly every media outlet on the East End. But Monday wasn't about the accomplishment of getting through the red tape; it was all about the music and the lineup. "One of the bands that I'm really excited about is Chromeo. I have to pat myself on the back for getting them," Collage said, laughing to applause. "We really made an effort to look for bands that were fun and were in tune with the area and I think we did a good job finding them. All of the bands...are about having a good time and enjoying music. We also chose different bands so that we could appeal to everybody. Everybody in our lineup is really good and we have bands that make sense for both young and old," Collage said. It's going to be all about Indie rock and the Indie rock movement with this music festival, and it looks like Collage and Jones have really come through with what they promised to the Town of East Hampton and fans of outdoor 0LFKDHO3DUDVNHYDV 0D\ 2SHQHYHU\GD\IURP30 2SHQLQJ6XPPHU.LFNRIIUHFHSWLRQ 0D\SP 1RUWK0DLQ6WUHHW 6RXWKDPSWRQ1< SK ZZZPLFKDHOSDUDVNHYDVFRP RUE\DSSRLQWPHQW 3DLQWLQJVDQG,OOXVWUDWLRQ 3064 Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 danshamptons.com Page 26 ESTATE OF MIND by T.J. Clemente At long last, the 55-acre waterfront property in North Haven know as Tyndal Point has been sold to billionaire real estate developer Jeffrey Greene of Palm Beach, Florida, by Robert Rust, a former U.S. Attorney in Florida who served Presidents Nixon and Ford with distinction. Back in January 2007, in what was then a record asking price, the property was put on the market by Rust--with much fanfare--for $80 million. The most recent listing was $44 million, although the actual selling price is part of a confidentiality agreement between buyer and seller. The property faces Mashomack Preserve on Shelter Island not far from the South Ferry landing. Back in 2007, Rust decided to sell the estate, which includes 3,000 feet of shoreline on the Shelter Island Sound and five separate structures, after his permit applications to make necessary repairs were denied by the Town of Southampton. However, when no buyers stepped forward and the real estate market softened, Rust, in fact, received the permits to renovate the structures and spent well over $100,000 renovating the homes. Tyndal Point came into Rust's possession when he inherited the North Haven property from his aunt and uncle, Lorraine and Orin Anderson, in 2002. They paid somewhere around $200,000 for it in 1950. No stranger to the East End, Rust had spent many summers at his mother's estate on Nassau Point on the North Fork, and it eventually passed to him. Greene, based in Florida, plans to spend summers at Tyndal Point with his family after the birth of his second child. His 145-foot yacht, Summerwind, berthed in Sag Harbor, has been the scene of legendary parties. It is now on the market for $7.9 million. It is generally agreed that Greene became a billionaire by shorting sub-prime credit in 2007. In other words, he bet on the fact that the subprime mortgage market would crash. A true American success story, he started as a telemarketer selling circus tickets while studying at Johns Hopkins University. He reportedly saved lots of money by eating at Pizza Hut and living out of his car. Then Greene invested in Boston real estate while earning an M.B.A. at Harvard. In 2009, he was listed on the Forbes 400 list of billionaires. Now Greene is looking forward to spending quality time with his family at Tyndal Point. And as for the yacht, he recently told The New York Post, "The median age of guests at our parties now is like two years old. It's really not a part of our lives anymore." Pond (continued from page 20) We move so many pianos we could give lessons. In fact we do. The professionals from Despatch Moving and Storage that pad, pack, load, drive, and unload your possessions have received hours and hours of training long before we let them touch any of your belongings, let alone your Baby. Despatch began moving people in 1910. Even then they realized the key to successful moves wasn't just strong backs and powerful trucks. It was heart. Caring about the people they were moving and the things that made their house a home were more important. Today, the thank you letters we receive from our clients are music to our ears. 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Tucci, encouraged, told the Indian Maiden Life Support Group that the cost would be $90,000 a year and then, when asked, had to confess that the stuff would only be good for a year and would have to be paid every year forever and ever until some other solution arrived. Those living around the pond are not going to give up their shiny green grass, colored flowers and exotic Chinese bushes. Forget it. I'd like to propose my own solution. And this one will work right away. And it will last forever and ever. Drain the pond, then pour reinforced concrete over the leaves. After the concrete has dried--there would be a drain at the lowest point for maintenance of course--fill the pond with pure, fresh, sparkling clean, fresh water, perhaps trucked in from the Pelligrino waterfalls in Italy. Then dump into the pond those little plastic toy ducks and swimming fishes that wiggle along powered by AA batteries, make yourself a rum punch and some nibblies, sit out on one of the chaise lounges on your deck overlooking the lawn and the gardens and the sunset and, well, enjoy. Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 danshamptons.com Page 27 3312 Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 danshamptons.com Page 28 Arthur Laurents, 93 Playwright, screenwriter and director Arthur Laurents, best known for writing and directing the Broadway musicals West Side Story and Gypsy, died on May 5 at his home in Manhattan. He was 93 and also had a home in Quogue. The cause was complications of pneumonia. Laurents' film credits include Hitchcock's Rope (1948), Anastasia (1956) with Ingrid Bergman, and The Turning Point (1977) with Anne Bancroft and Shirley MacLaine. His screenplay for The Way We Were (1973), starring Robert Redford and Barbra Streisand, was adapted from his 1972 novel by the same name. But Laurents was first and last a playwright, writing for the stage for more than 65 years and winning three Tony awards. In 1957, collaborating with Leonard Bernstein, Jerome Robbins and then unknown Stephen Sondheim, Laurents wrote the book for West Side Story, a modern-day take on Romeo and Juliet with the warring Montagues and Capulets cast as the dueling Sharks and Jets Manhattan street gangs. In the hit 2009 Broadway revival, the Sharks spoke Spanish. In 1959, Laurents helped create Gypsy, starring Ethel Merman, based on the life of striptease artist Gypsy Rose Lee. Actresses Angela Lansbury, Bernadette Peters, Tyne Daly and Patti LuPone have all since starred in the part. As recently as last year, Barbra Streisand was in talks with the 92-year-old Laurents about a new film adaptation. Laurents was born on July 14, 1917, and grew up in the Flatbush section of Brooklyn. His father was a lawyer, his mother a teacher. He attended Erasmus High School and Cornell University, and took writing courses at New York University. Laurents served in the U.S. Army during World War II and in the late `40s he was accused of Communist sympathies and blacklisted for several years. He was never a member of the Communist party, but was active in civil rights causes. Tom Hatcher, a former actor and real estate developer who was Laurents' companion for 52 years, died in 2006. Trash (continued from page 22) mom would go into the store to pretend to be shopping, the dad would sneak the stuff into the dumpster. And then they'd drive off. Once I got a call from the owner of Danny's Antiques, which was an antique shop for a long time on the north side of the highway just west of downtown East Hampton on the way to Wainscott. Danny wanted me to come over and see what he had. He had the prior year's income tax return of a Wall Street banker at Bear Stearns covered with some kind of jam. The guy had thrown out his copy in the trash. Now it was in the trash at Danny's Antiques. He handed it to me. "Write something about this," he said. I did. Mentioned the guy's name too. He was making good money that year. I think the town law about the closed dump lasted just one more week, and then the Town Board caved in. The dump would be reopened on Sunday. The cops could go off chasing bad guys instead of guarding a locked chain-link fence. It had seemed like a good idea. And it wasn't. My suggestion about removing the garbage cans at the road ends is that they try it at two locations for the summer, not 28. Look at it this way. The short-term cost of this was going to be, if approved, the purchase of 43 signs at $30 a sign that read PLEASE TAKE YOUR TRASH WITH YOU WHEN YOU LEAVE for a total of $1,290. (Some of the road ends would require two signs.) Now you just have to put up two signs, or maybe three. Just 60 or 90 bucks. Think of that savings. And after the summer is over, you can see that at those two locations the trail or beach is just clean as a whistle and we can be proud of everybody and expand the project for next summer like good Vermonters, or we can just say, well, we tried, and now we have to go back to what it was because the people just left the crap there littered out on the beach where the seagulls have been picking at it and well, we tried. Sorry, Parks and Building Maintenance Department. The North Fork's Premium Store Over 12 Beautifully Decorated Show Rooms 1670 Furniture House SALE Available in a variety of colors Rum Beach Chair 291/2 w x 37 d x 451/2 h Blossom this spring with... BOTOX � RADIESSE � JUVEDERM We will meet or beat any of our competitors prices! * *in Suffolk County only - just bring in the competitors ad! 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All this activity has gotten me to thinking about my family and our driveway. The first car I drove when I got my license at 16 was a big, blue Chevy van in 1975. I remember at one point my family had a veritable smorgasbord of cars. My dad drove a silver Chevrolet Caprice Classic with red interior, we had a very old maroon Chevy station wagon, an old Chevy Impala, a baby blue Ford Pinto (yeah, the volatile car that would burst into flames in a rear-end collision), a Chevy Chevette, and one of my siblings, I don't remember who, had a beat-up, red Datsun. This configuration of cars was always changing, always in flux, but having five, six, seven cars in the driveway (which included the grassy areas commonly known as lawn) was not unusual where I grew up. I am one of 12 kids. Next door to us the Cusicks had 10 kids, and behind us cattycorner, the Nicos had 14 kids. Street after street after street in our suburb in Lansing, Michigan, kids and extended families and their cars defined the neighborhoods. Whereas we were mostly a Chevy family, the Cusicks had Oldsmobiles, because Mr. Cusick worked for Oldsmobile. I remember in particular a red Olds convertible among their five or six cars. It had white interior, or was it the other way around? It was exotic to me then. Both families would park in the slim strip of land between our properties, and it wasn't unusual at all to have to go next door to get the keys of one car or another to move it so you could pull out. No big deal. It's just the way it was. I guess if we lived in East Hampton Town now, we'd have the Ordinance Enforcement Department up our trunks, so to speak. And it seems that the Town Board is considering changing the town code limiting the number of cars parked in driveways. The current law is four. Four cars parked overnight is the limit, according to Town Code, for rented houses and properties that have a legal accessory apartment. How many people living in one house is too many? During the Great Recession in the 1970s, the number of cars parked in driveways and on lawns in my neighborhood in Michigan increased. Why? Because grown kids who had moved out and gotten married or moved into their own apartments moved back home. Jobs were lost. Families had to pull together. One family in Springs who were targeted recently in an "illegal housing" sweep lives in a big house with nine bedrooms. There are about 10 people living there. They are all related by blood. They help each other out. Pool their resources in these troubled economic times. We had 14 bodies in our house. More, at times, depending on who moved back and whom they brought with them. "What's another mouth to feed?" my mom would say. "What's another car in the driveway?" How many cars are too many? Who decides? I hear lots of talk when I hang out in Springs at the General Store or in the Dog Park. Second homeowners come out here for peace and quiet and get perturbed by noisy gaggles of kids playing in backyards. I think if you have a house in a place like Springs, where lot size is limited, you've got to accept the noise that comes with the neighborhood. Where I grew up, we ran amok. Played Ghost in the Graveyard, dozens and dozens of us. We screamed in backyards and in aboveground pools, played kickball, volleyball, basketball, baseball. Hung out. Grew up. Moved out. Moved back in. Took in ailing grandparents. Strays without a place to sleep. No one complained. It was family. 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ALSO AVAILABLE ON OUR LAND - EAST QUOGUE TO EAST HAMPTON Call Jack Campo @ 631-474-8300 or visit our website at: www.CampoBrothers.com 3210 Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 danshamptons.com Page 30 TWENTY SOMETHING by David Lion Rattiner Summer Summer is on its way, and I think that it is going to be one of the best summers the East End has ever seen. I started feeling this way when the leaves started coming back on the trees. The weather this past weekend and the weekend before was picture perfect. I mean it was just gorgeous. You couldn't have done anything else to make the weather be any more perfect. I don't know about you, but I still have a pretty vivid memory of how miserable a winter it was in the Hamptons. It seems like yesterday we were dealing with another snowstorm that was closing down all of the roads, or dealing with the power in our homes going off in the middle of the night. It's scientifically proven that sunlight makes people a little happier and that a lack of sunlight can be depressing. In fact, if you don't get enough sunlight during the day you can find yourself dealing with all kinds of medical problems. 3261 We are out of the woods, it's sunny, it's nice. I didn't think it was going to happen, but we made it. I think that the changes of seasons is Mother Nature's way of giving us all a life lesson on how to deal with stressful times. In the wintertime, most people who live year-round in the Hamptons become stressed out. This is true even in the early part of the spring. Money isn't so good in the wintertime since none of the tourists are in town, and the money that you planned to save to get you through the winter just didn't seem to go as far as you thought it would. But if you just stay a little patient, in a short amount of time, it gets better. Things do get better, and before you know it, you're looking at bright sunny days with the temperature hitting 70 degrees and more work and business than you know what to do with. This little lesson that nature provides us in the northeast can be applied to just about anything, from sitting through a bad movie to the national economy and politics. No matter what side of the political spectrum you are on, if you wait a little bit, things tend to shift in the other direction. So really, no matter who you are, things will change to the way you want them to if you stick with it. May and June are some of the most magical months to be alive on the East End. Everybody appreciates the weather in May and in June. People just go crazy about it. Restaurants have outdoor seating and aren't ticketed by the Town. People head down to the beach and are filled with joy just to be able to sit on the sand. It doesn't bother anybody that it is still too cold to go in the ocean. Driving through the Hamptons suddenly goes from this dark, uncomfortable experience to driving through this mystical forest of green of pink. Drive down any street that is not a main road, one that has trees on both sides, and it's like driving through a time portal of beauty. We appreciate everything. The new business, the green trees...we even welcome the extra traffic. And then, out of nowhere, it suddenly gets too hot in August! We are exhausted from working so much, there is more to life than just making money. Then there is the traffic and all of these dang tourists who we are just so sick of. Those greedy restaurants and their outdoor seating are ruining the face of our town! There are too many people on the beach! People are ruining everything! Get out of here! And Mother Nature sends everybody on their way, and they leave, and we all enjoy September and its magic, and even a bit of October, and then we hate everything again. Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 danshamptons.com Page 31 THE SHELTERED ISLANDER by Sally Flynn Red Rover, Red Rover, I Ran the Plover Over Say "Piping Plover" on Shelter Island and you are guaranteed a strong reaction. The Shelter Island Reporter did a nice article on the Plover this week and it reminded me of all the hullabaloo several years ago over widening and strengthening of the narrow road, with water on both sides, that connects Ram Island to Shelter Island. The Piping Plover is an endangered species, so the Pro-Plover people didn't want any work done that would disturb the birds or their environment. The Pro-Road people believed that it was really inconvenient for the road to wash away once in awhile and strand all the nice people on Ram Island until the Town could do a patch job. I was pro-road. New species pop up and others die out every day on this planet and I couldn't see any particular value to the Plover except that they're cute, if you can see them, which you can't because they're very shy, very small, and blend into the sandy beach too well. I've only seen them in pictures. At first I thought Piping Plover was an edible bird, delicious piping hot, hence its name. But they are the size of a sparrow. You could stuff one, maybe two, croutons in them--not worth the effort. Then someone told me, no, they aren't edible. I thought maybe they had a unique and beautiful song, like a Robin, but no one I know has ever heard it, so they aren't known for their song. Maybe they had a unique nest, like our Osprey. I love looking at the crazy Osprey nests and trying to figure out how they balance a giant stack of big sticks on the platforms we build for them. Every time one of them comes in for a landing, I swear they're going to push the whole nest off the platform. I've come to the conclusion that one of the big sticks acts like a tail hook on an aircraft carrier to stop the plane from going off the deck. There must be one stick that hooks onto a foot--I hope it's a foot for the bird's sake--and stops them. But no, the Plover nests aren't unique. They're well hidden along the gravelly scrub. They produce tiny eggs I imagine, probably the size of a jellybean, marblesized for twins. Would take about 30 to make an omelet, so no food source there. So, Piping Plover aren't edible, don't make unique nests, don't have a fancy song, they're just cute. Fortunately for them, cute is enough on the Island. After a long drawn-out battle, a compromise was reached that protected the Plover and built a sturdier road for the people on Ram Island. And I have to say I admire the Ram Islanders. 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Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 danshamptons.com Page 33 Who's Here By Stacy Dermont Silvia Lehrer is the author of this season's hottest cookbook, Savoring the Hamptons: Discovering the Food and Wine of Long Island's East End, featuring photographs by Karen Wise. When Silvia Lehrer married her husband Fred in 1956 she learned that the name Lehrer means "teacher." She could not have known at the time how aptly this name suited her. When I asked Lehrer who first taught her how to cook, she said, "My taste buds!" She explained that her mother, a Sephardic Jew, born in Greece and raised in America, was a wonderful cook--but she did not teach her children her recipes. Lehrer's mother cooked many traditional Italian, Greek and Spanish dishes. Lehrer credits her Greek-born father with being a good food critic. As she says, "we always discussed food around the table." When Silvia married, she had to develop her cooking skills from scratch and there were some scary moments. (I'm not supposed to mention the nearly raw chicken breasts served to company nor the apartment kitchen fire.) She assured me that, in regard to cooking, "So you see, there's hope for everyone." Lehrer fondly recalled the tastes of the foods from her childhood and taught herself, over time, to re-create them. She also created dishes from instructions and photos in magazines. She has always loved to entertain and her cooking took off. When her two children were in elementary school, Lehrer began offering cooking lessons in her home one morning a week. She quickly became a popular teacher. She also became a student herself � taking a course at Le Cordon Bleu in London and classes with James Beard, Giuliano Bugialli and Jacques Pepin. Pepin remains a friend and is quoted on Lehrer's new book jacket as saying, "In Savoring the Hamptons, Silvia takes us with enthusiasm and great allure through the seasons with the locavore food and wines of that special spot, paying tribute to the culture, the integrity and the uniqueness of that extraordinary place." The respect is mutual, regarding Pepin, Lehrer said, "He's amazing! A culinary master of the arts." Lehrer convinced her husband that she should open a cooking school of her own. In 1976 they opened Cooktique in Tenafly, New Jersey. Silvia taught cooking classes with state-of-the-art equipment and Fred ran the store, offering high quality tabletop cookware. The two introduced many Americans to the joy of the Cuisinart and the precision of Westhoff Tom W. Ratcliffe III Silvia Lehrer Cooking Queen In the writing, the recipes, and the photographs-- Savoring the Hamptons is a huge love letter to the East End, which Lehrer now calls home. knives. After taking a weeklong class with Pepin in Philadelphia, Lehrer invited him to teach at Cooktique. Pepin taught an annual weeklong class there for 12 years. Lehrer also began to offer cooking trips to Italy through Cooktique. Alan Alda, his wife Arlene and their daughter Bea, took one of these trips with Lehrer in 1986 to celebrate Alda's birthday. The Lehrers and the Aldas remain good friends and neighbors today. Alda wrote a glowing forward for Lehrer's new cookbook. In it he notes Lehrer's "insatiable curiosity." This, plus Lehrer's legendary taste buds, are what drove Lehrer to relent- lessly research farmers, fishermen, beekeepers, chefs and vintners throughout the East End. Lehrer has done a lot of heavy lifting for the reader. She clearly savored every moment of the hunt. To bring even more cooking students into the fold, and to share her love of good food, Lehrer released her first popular cookbook, Cooking at Cooktique, in 1985. Published by Doubleday, Cooking at Cooktique supplies a solid grounding in technique and many great recipes. It's a staple in my cookbook collection and still available through amazon.com. In it are myriad details not found in any other single source. Lehrer prides herself on the simplicity of her recipes. Lehrer is a master of the form--publishing weekly recipes in Dan's Papers that are easy to shop for and easy to prepare--and always delicious. Check out her column, Simple Art of Cooking on page 58 of this paper. Lehrer leads hands-on cooking classes. She says it's the best way to teach and to learn. The Lehrers built their beautiful Water Mill home in 1985 and moved to this area full time in 1991. Twelve years ago Lehrer hit on the idea of a book that profiled local food producers and culture. She was ahead of her time. This was, after all, well before our modern, local farmers markets developed and before many of our boutique farmers had started to till the East End soil. She credits her own Mediterranean heritage with her life-long search for quality and freshness. Nowadays, in addition to excellent producers, the East End is blessed with top chefs like Keith Luce at Luce + Hawkins in Jamesport, Kevin Penner at the 1770 House in East Hampton, James Carpenter at The Living Room in East Hampton, Joseph Realmuto at Nick & Toni's in East Hampton, Starr Boggs in Westhampton Beach, Doug Gulija at the Plaza Cafe in Southampton and Christian Mir at the Stone Creek Inn in East Quogue. These are chefs who use the best local produce available to create some of the best food in the world. American food culture has come a long way since the release of Lehrer's first cookbook in which she explained to readers what radicchio was. At long last, in November of 2009, Lehrer received a contract to publish Savoring the Hamptons. It was a great joy for Lehrer to sign on the dotted line--but she had to have the completed manuscript in in March, 2010! That's a fast turnaround for any cookbook. And it was a lot to add to the schedule of a weekly (continued on page 38) Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 danshamptons.com Page 34 Theatre Review: "The Normal Heart" by Gordin & Christiano When Larry Kramer's The Normal Heart debuted at the Public Theater in 1985, his powerful autobiographical play about the early days of the AIDS crisis was looked upon as a wakeup call. The epidemic was in full swing, and we knew almost nothing about the course the disease would take or how to care for its victims. There was mass hysteria in the gay community and an urgent cry for our government to take action. The intensity of rage in Kramer's drama was the dawning of a new era in gay activism. The revival on Broadway at the John Golden Theatre, produced by Daryl Roth, is simply astonishing. 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Kramer's questions reach beyond just the disease, and the extraordinary cast of actors brings the complexities to heart-pounding life with searing accuracy. Mantello, a Tony Award-winning director who has put his directing career on hold, plays successful journalist Ned Weeks (an alter-ego for Kramer), who propels himself into the center of the controversy with his unrelenting attempts to get New York's gay community, the media and the government to pay attention to the mysterious disease that is suddenly killing gay men. Back then the disease was called the Gay Cancer. The first act focuses on how Ned and a small group of gay men organize themselves to fight the disease and form the Gay Men's Health Crisis. What makes Mantello's performance so exceedingly poignant is his character's struggle to curtail the rage that ultimately consumes him in the face of the overwhelming odds and frustrating truths he is confronted with. His Weeks, an intelligent, driven man, is done in by his own neuroses and insecurities while attempting to control them. The second act shifts to Ned's dismissal from the group he founded because of his in-your-face attacks on the establishment, and his relationship with the only man able to break down his walls, The New York Times writer Felix Turner, magnificently played by Hickey. His harrowing portrayal of Ned's lover, who comes down with the illness, accelerating Ned's rage, is a sure bet to take home the gold at this season's award ceremonies. Hickey's transformation from a handsome, confident reporter into a shell of a man ravaged by the disease is the heart of the play, and he embodies the role with unflinching (continued on page 38) Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 danshamptons.com Page 35 the new wife of Carl Blasphemy, the expert longtime transmission mechanic who works on the subway engines out in the Montauk yards. Congrats to Elise. Learn to read yet? SPUR TO EAST HAMPTON AIRPORT? Plans are now being created that would create a new tunnel connecting our Wainscott Station to what would be a new stop at the East Hampton Airport terminal. The new spur will be made possible, if approved, as a result of a suitcase of money found by our Subway Commissioner Bill Aspinall outside a meeting room, where senators, who are members of the Transportation Committee, were busy voting to cut funding to many bus, train and subway companies around the nation. Leaving the meeting, Aspinall found the suitcase there and when nobody was looking, took it. He says it contained enough to build this spur, even after the cuts. He would not say how much was in the suitcase, only that it was in million dollar bills, 50 in a pack. WARNING People being offered signed photographs of the late Elizabeth Taylor riding the Hampton Subway should know these photos are a fake, something made up using a process that they tell us is called Photoshopping. Liz was in the Hamptons when married to Richard Burton, but that was in 1973, and the subway was not operational at that time. COMMISSIONER ASPINALL'S MESSAGE (continued on page 38) Week of May 11 - 17, 2011 Riders this week: 11,812 Rider miles this week: 111,111 DOWN IN THE TUBE Lindsay Lohan and her father were seen on the subway heading for Noyac from North Sea. But they weren't talking to one another. What does that mean? Maybe they just didn't have anything to say. HOAX People have done little April Fool's things in regard to the Hampton Subway, but what was done last week was unforgivable. Somebody or some group of somebodies broke into the Montauk Yards on Friday night by cutting through the chain-link fence, fed treats to the German Shepherd guard dogs, and placed large signs reading HEADING HOME on the fronts of all nine subway trains in our fleet, where the signs usually read what number the train is and what its destination is. As the regular guards on duty that night were apparently asleep, and as the trainmen come in at 5 a.m. to start things up, they did not see the signs because it was still dark, so all the trains went out with these signs on the front. At the stations, nobody got on board any of them. The crowds began to back up on the plat- forms and soon all the way up to the street, where rumors quickly spread that the subway system had broken down. The truth was that that the subway trains were simply going around and around the system as usual. And the motormen, as they sat up front looking forward at the red and green signals, never noticed that nobody was getting on or off. By 10 a.m., the crowds, trying to get down to the platforms, got so bad that traffic on the street gridlocked and the police were called in. Way to go, guys, or girls, or whoever you are. DAY PASSES New, bright green Day Passes are now printed up and are available. 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EAST HAMPTON REGAL CINEMAS EAST HAMPTON 777-FILM #801 3302 2405 Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 danshamptons.com Page 36 Treasure Hunting at Trader Bill's By Stacy Dermont I had the best Saturday ever! I popped over to The Junque Shop at 269 Riverleigh Avenue in Riverhead. This traditional-looking storefront, full of my fave stuff-- antiques, junktiques, junque and collectibles-- now has a sister store next door! Blend is a designer clothing and accessories store. Such beautiful things and they take consignments, hmmm. My shopping partner and I were strong, we only bought what we could carry and then we pushed on to Greenport. Our first stop was at Trader Bill's in the Sterlington Commons at 313 Third Street. This was my first time with Trader Bill, he opened the store in 2010. Located in an unprepossessing but sizeable plaza storefront, truly Trader Bill has something for everyone. No trip there would be complete without a cordial visit with Trader Bill himself and his Yellownaped Amazon parrot, Crabby. (Make sure you see BOTH rooms downstairs � Bill keeps the door between them shut to contain Crabby.) Nina, Trader Bill's human assistant, is very knowledgeable and helpful. My first thoughts upon entering Trader Bill's? "Wow, this is a lot of stuff! And I get to dig!" "Man, he sure has a lot of Oriental stuff." "Holy crap! This stuff is ancient!" I was reminded of that story that was all over the press last year. A British couple, clearing out the home of a deceased relative, finds an Oriental vase in the attic. The local expert doesn't know quite what to make of it so they put it in an auction. It sold for $69 million! If there's one place on the East End where you might stumble on a $69 million vase, it's Trader Bill's. And there are SO MANY potentially-$69-million-vases to choose from! Plus antique, inlaid room screens (200!), handmade, inlaid furniture, sculpture, ginger pots, plant pots and horse figures. Plus wall art and some good, old American stuff too � like 36 antique shaving mugs on a shelf, next to 45 German steins! And sports cards, memorabilia and loads of jade. You have to see this place! Plus Bill offers it all "wholesale to the public." Bravo! Trader Bill is Bill Kreisner. Kreisner's business career took him to China 80 times. As he said, "When other guys were chasin' women in the Orient, I was buying antiques." Lucky for us. Kreisner bought thousands of pieces from the central store in Peking. In other words, it's the real deal. Nowadays the wealthy Chinese classes pay top dollar for Kreisner's pieces on Ebay. I went home with a gorgeous Qing Dynasty vase (Bill says it's actually a skullcap rest). Mine has a beautiful black bird and deep pink flowers on it. Bill explained that, because these old pieces are hand painted, each is unique. He also assured me that he doesn't take the time to research them. So I may have bought a $69 million piece for $50 and there could be more! S. Dermont Just a few of the vases at Trader Bill's. `Love it. Trader Bill's was exhausting in a good way, after a quick pick-me-up at the Greenport Tea Company, we managed our usual stops at the two thrift stores in town and Lydia's Antiques and Stained Glass on Main Street. My friend bought some very practical thimbles for her quilting and I picked up some jelly jars and a postcard. We are so strong! We decided to take the ferry back to the South Fork. We stopped at my fave "pit stop," Greeny's, at 55 North Ferry Road (Route 114), on Shelter Island, for a quick massage and sandwich. I like to watch people getting massaged while I eat, is that weird? It's relaxing. I always feel healthier after a trip to Greeny's and now they've opened up their outdoor seating area. It's a sweet little get-away. (continued on page 38) EVERYTHING OVER A MILLION Sales Reported as of 5/6/2011 Sandy Gallin New York Inc to Natasha Esch, Sagaponack Road, 3,250,000 BRIDGEHAMPTON EAST HAMPTON Cliffeton Green to Derek Francis Kellett, 11 Grouse Lane, 1,600,000 Estate of Ann M Wilson to John A Werwaiss, 45 Davids Lane, 3,725,000 Alfred Portale to Helen M Chardack, 100 Egypt Lane, 1,166,667 Jeffrey Klansky to Natalia Vyecheslavovna Potapova, 115 Toylsome Lane, 4,100,000 SOUTHAMPTON Newfoundland LLC to Damon Giglio, 14 Main Street, 256 Elm Street Nugent Street Property LLC to Henry & Milo LLC, 22 Nugent Street, 1,070,000 The most reliable source for real estate information Now Available! w Accurate, up-to-date, affordable, on-line information about all real estate transactions in your community. 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(continued from page 34) cooking columnist who also teaches. Lehrer pulled it together with her signature flair. She has developed a body of recipes using local ingredients based on classic dishes. In the writing, the recipes, and the photographs-- Savoring the Hamptons is a huge love letter to the East End, which Lehrer now calls home. This gorgeous volume of recipes, biographies and local scenery was just released on May 10. This Sunday, May 15, Lehrer and her family will be joined by a host of other foodies at the Stone Creek Inn in East Quogue. Beginning at 5 p.m., Books & Books Westhampton Beach and Dan's Papers will offer a cocktail dinner party and book signing. The dinner will be prepared by Stone Creek Executive Visit our state of the art 15,000 square foot factory to see for yourself the quality, craftsmanship and experience that goes into every one of our award winning awning structures. honesty. The impressive ensemble is sure to be lauded at The Drama Desk Awards in the best ensemble category, as rarely do you see a group of actors inhabit their parts with such nuanced authority. Both Jim Parsons (CBS's "The Big Bang Theory") and Lee Pace (ABC's "Pushing Daisies") are particularly effective in fleshing out their roles beyond mere stereotypes of a Southern bitch and a closeted businessman, respectively. As a pioneering AIDS doctor, Ellen Barkin practically stops the show with an angry rant attacking the non-existent response from the government. On leaving the theater, a young man was distributing a letter from the playwright Kramer that said, "Please know that everything in The Normal Heart happened. These were and are real people who lived and spoke and died...Please know that the world has suffered....some 75 million infections and 35 million deaths. When the action of the play begins, there were 41." The Normal Heart opened April 27 on Broadway at the John Golden Theatre, 252 West 45th Street between Seventh and Eighth Avenues, for a limited run through July 10. For tickets call 212-239-6200 or go to thenormalheartbroadway.com. Theater critics Barry Gordin and Patrick Christiano are members of the Drama Desk. Gordin is an internationally renowned photographer. Christiano is the artistic director of SivaRoad Productions and the publisher of TheaterLife.com. The Best Awnings Under the Sun Life is better in the Shade Call for your FREE "Shop at Home" estimate 1724 County Road 39 Southampton (631)283-1868 94 North Woodhull Road Huntington (631)424-5370 Commercial � Residential 631 15 Canterbury Road Great Neck, (516)467-4594 283-1868 www.mmawning.com Suffolk LIC# 39248-H 2007 Trader (continued from page 36) Southampton LIC# L001296 Nassua LIC# H080774000 I've added the Junque Shop to my list of monthly junque stops. I look forward to another visit...but that Trader Bill's really haunts me. I cannot wait to get back there to do more "research." Maybe this Saturday... Trader Bill's, Sterlington Commons, 313 Third Street, Greenport. Open Thursday through Sunday, 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. , 631-4776690. Also on Ebay. The Junque Shop, and Blend, 269 Riverleigh Avenue, Riverhead. 631-334-8444. Open 10 a.m. � 5p.m., closed Tuesday and Wednesday. Subway (continued from page 35) 3129 Officials at the New York City Subway System are hinting they might like to buy Hampton Subway, which is a private company. New York's MTA, as it is called, loses a great deal of money every year. Hampton Subway also loses money, but is closer to breaking even. According to the officials, if the MTA buys Hampton Subway, then with the Hampton Subway expertise, which allows it to lose less money, the MTA would make money. I don't get it. Can't these people add and subtract? Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 danshamptons.com Page 39 BY THE BOOK by Joan Baum A spirited, restless young woman, the apple of her grandfather Scudder's eye, Nancy, loves to ride her horse Buckshot and is dedicated to seeing that Clay does not play hooky. Uncle Roy, who has never married and does not like water, coasts along, a reliant stalwart loner, while his overweight sister, Mavis, who is into spiritualism and anxious about an estranged husband who abandoned her, spends her time baking in the middle of the night. In 89-year-old Scudder the author crafts her most memorable character, one of a lost tribe of admirable old men of the sea, a member of a volunteer rescue boat association whose motto was, "you have to go out but you don't have to come back." A salt who remembers all the big storms, shipwrecks and saves, he's taciturn, but loyal and fiercely independent. He's as deeply hurt as Clay when Nancy, soon after the explo- sion, up and marries a visiting curator from a zoological museum in Boston who came to town to do some research. Nothing will go smoothly, however--neither the marriage nor the makeshift family left behind when Nancy leaves for Boston. Or the way the family responds to the great destructive power of a late summer storm one September day in 1938, a frightening onslaught told in sensuously stunning prose. May Minis In an upbeat alliterative mode, Manorville resident Lois Boccio offers not only a heartwarming tale titled Bernie the Beach Ball Bounces Back," but she also provides an extra bounce for your buck--an actual beach ball. Whether or not the colorfully illustrated story (by Christopher (continued on page 42) Carin Clevidence Although the Hurricane of 1938 figures suspensefully in the final sections of Carin Clevidence's debut novel The House on Salt Hay Road (Farrar, Straus & Giroux, now out in paper), this well-wrought story about three-generations living in a house on the Great South Bay, across from Fire Island, impresses with its understated characterization and informed descriptions of life at sea and the habitats off the shallows. The book is authentic and evocatively American, interweaving a theme of family tension borne of loss, and a nostalgic depiction of a way of life all but now gone on the South Shore. And it does so without yielding to sentimentality, showdown or easy resolution. Clevidence, who grew up in the area ("I feel that landscape in my bones, as part of me . . . I ice-skated on the frozen canals of the boatyard near our house, crabbed on the river, sailed on the Great South Bay"), interviewed those who remembered or heard about the hurricane and also did extensive research in historical society archives. It's clear she also read a good deal about birds, horses, cooking, fishing and marine animals. After a dramatic opening--an explosion that frightens the locals and is finally explained, not as an enemy attack (the start of World War II is just months away) but as a deadly fireworks factory accident--the story settles into a slow-paced domestic narrative, a bit overdrawn but designed to establish the significance of the house as the heart of this family and an emblem of life in postDepression rural America. Young Clay and his 19-year-old sister, Nancy, were taken in five years earlier by the Poole family (grandfather, uncle and aunt) when their once-wealthy mother died of cancer (their father died years before of a heart attack). They are inseparable. 934 Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 danshamptons.com Page 40 Hearing the Exuberance of Culture By Arielle Schacter Have you ever had a tiny pimple on your face that seemed to be the hugest blotch in the world? Do you remember that feeling of being conscious of others' stares: (either imaginary or real) seeing someone arch their eyebrows and curl their nose, giving you a once-over? I know the feeling: every time a person sees me wearing a big grey box connected to a black noose around my neck, he or she gives me a "you-areso-weird" look. That noose is not really a noose; that box is not just a box. These two items are just part of my collection of bulky accessories that help me hear. I have a moderate-to-severe loss, which the person-behind-me's view with means I hear next to nothing my giant 80s-esque headphones without my hearing aids. While (� la Tavi Gevinson) feeding I cannot wave a magic wand to sound into my hearing aids. I canmake my hearing loss vanish, I not share my iPod with a friend could eradicate some of my because I do not have any ear gadgets by using a virtually buds to listen with. I only have invisible sound device, an inducthat noose, which is in fact a tion loop (it is a sound system in neckloop (a smaller version of an which a loop of wire around an induction loop that wraps around area produces an electromagthe neck providing sound via netic signal that picks up audio, magnetic energy through the which is received directly by the telecoil in hearing aids), in cerhearing aid's telecoil), connected Arielle Schacter tain situations. to a receiver. The telecoil allows me At the movie theaters, I am probably blocking to hear sound at the volume I need while simultaneously blocking out background noises. The induction loop allows people who are deaf/hard of hearing to become a member of normalcy, by hiding his or her distinctiveness and by preventing headaches (which can be caused from the devices pushing hard on the neck). Instead of having a gigantic apparatus weighing one's neck down, while screaming to the world, "Look everyone, I have a hearing loss!," the induction loop is unseen, allowing for the end of judging gazes. For years now, I have worked alongside my mother to eradicate these looks by helping museums add induction loops. I tested the systems at cultural venues, such as the New York Historical Society and the New York Botanical Gardens. I helped assess the systems at sites in countries like England, such as at Stonehenge, and in France, at the Victor Hugo Museum in Paris. In fact, it has become routine for me to try a museum's sound equipment whenever I am on vacation. Since my family is definitely made up of museum junkies, most trips are spent in them. Induction loops allow me to hear and to understand the museum. There is no reason why I should not be able to have the same equipment in my favorite vacation getaway: the Hamptons. I truly love the Hamptons: it is an easy, relaxing escape from New York City's chaos that has an exuberance of culture. Spending an enjoyable day in Southampton--visiting the Parrish Art Museum and watching a film at the movie theater--would be so much more fun if induction loops were available. Hearing an outdoor summer concert in the Hamptons would be more fun if I could use an induction loop to look just like my friends, rather than wear a neck loop and receiver around my neck. For once, I would love to go to the Hamptons and be fully immersed in its culture, instead of being stared at because I am wearing a device. I want to Qing Dynasty Vase (1600-1906) bathe in the Hamptons' entertainment as opposed to watching my friends and family soak up the fun that is the Hamptons. 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Ludsin CAPTAIN MICROCHIP M I thought it would be entertaining to have a virtual tour of the Consumer Electronics Show known as CES 2011 presented in Las Vegas every year. There are so many products, here is a sample of some of them. They showcased cuttingedge products for everyone from e-readers and students with products like BOOK SCANNER and COPY CAT, to music lovers with ANYROOM, VERTICAL VINYL, BLOCK ROCKER HD and DISCOVER DJ PRO (recently reviewed by Captain Microchip). Gamers were not left out as ION introduced the iCADE, which integrates your iPad into an authentic, arcadestyle cabinet complete with joystick and buttons. For health enthusiasts, ION Health announces the USB Wrist Blood Pressure Monitor, USB Body Mass Scale, USB Pedometer and USB Insta-Scan Thermometer, which all conveniently measure, track and store your health results. For conferences and meetings, the Phone Station and Call Center, provides crystal-clear sound for virtually any smartphone. 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There are so many more products, I will focus on each one in upcoming columns but it's good to get an overview to see what might tickle your fancy. Book (continued from page 39) Donovan) will prove inspirational--"It Sure does Pay to be Nice" is the book's theme--and prompt generous behavior, the text is simple enough for the early-childhood set to read, and for parents to appreciate (Mel's Mom and Dad are separated, money is tight and it rains on beach day). Should Bernie oogle a beach-ball babe, though? Into the Sky With Diamonds by Dr. Ronald P. Grelsamer (AuthorsHouse), subtitled The Beatles and the Race to the Moon: Man in the Psychedelic `60s, could be called a historical, fictional autobiography. It combines memories of the author's work for NASA by way of a fictional narrator, Dutch Richtman, a NASA communications specialist, and a history of The Beatles, by way of a real Beatles' roadie, Mal Evans, in conjunction with the U.S -Soviet race to the moon. A labor of love, it also has an annotated bibliography. The author is an orthopedic surgeon at Mt. Sinai Hospital Medical Center. LOOK FOR DAN'S LIST AVAILABLE MAY 20TH In The Hamptons, North Fork and Other East End Locations danshamptons.com | 631-537-0500 1946 3325 Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 danshamptons.com Page 43 Expires 5/15/11 Expires 5/15/11 620 Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 danshamptons.com Page 44 Gail Sheehy Brings Love & Death to the Stage On July 1, 2008, Clay Felker, the founder and editor of New York Magazine, died after an almost 20-year-struggle with cancer. His wife, the writer and journalist Gail Sheehy, was at his side. From her groundbreaking first book, Passages, Sheehy has helped interpret the milestones and phases of our lives. That book and subsequent titles such as The Silent Passage, New Passages, and Understanding Men's Passages, have offered sage wisdom on how to navigate the often-difficult terrain of adult life. Her response to the terrorist attacks of 2001 was the book Middletown, America: One Town's Passage from Trauma to Hope, which provided an insightful chronicle of the trauma and struggle through the microcosm of one New Jersey town. Her latest book, Passages in Caregiving: Turning Chaos Into Confidence, published last year, describes her "passage" caring for her husband and includes stories of other caregivers facing similar challenges with a loved one. "Trust me," Bill Moyers wrote, "there is no better guide to caregiving." It is the writing of this book and the nearly two decades spent caring for and coping with her husband's cancer that led Sheehy to begin writing Chasing the Tiger, a play adapted from her book. Sheehy will present Chasing the Tiger in the popular Workshop series at the Bay Street Theatre in Sag Harbor on Saturday, May 14, at 8 p.m. The Tony Award-winning director of The Elephant Man Jack Hofsiss will Connecticut for a fundraiser. Sheehy wanted Clayburgh to play the role of Sheehy. The two have known each other since the mid-1970s, when the actor was cast in "Hustling," a TV movie based on Sheehy's fourth book about prostitution in Manhattan. Clayburgh tapped her friend the actor Ed Herrmann to join in the production to play Clay Felker. This would end up being Clayburgh's last experience on the stage. She died of leukemia six months later. "Jill threw herself full tilt into the rushed rehearsals," Sheehy wrote. "She mostly memorized long monologues that carried the play. We worked in an airless church during scorching hot days. She lured the brilliant Ed Herrmann into playing Clay. They danced, they romanced, they fought a tug of war, and they left the audience in raptures and tears when death did them part." Sheehy didn't know that Clayburgh had been battling cancer for 20 years. "But in her case, it was the husband who was cast in the selfless role of caregiver." The Workshops series at Bay Street develops new work and provides a home for participating artists to explore and expand their creative impulses and inspirations. Artists are given the opportunity to focus on developing their project for one week, ending with a public presentation to an audience. Tickets for Chasing the Tiger cost $20 and can be purchased online at baystreet.org or by calling 725-9500. Gail Sheehy direct. The play-in-progress follows the trajectory of Sheehy and Felker's long love affair and confrontation with cancer. Last May, Sheehy reached out to her friend, the actress Jill Clayburgh, to perform the first staged reading of the play-in-progress in AL ENTR C Custom Installations Financing Available AIR CONDITIONING SA LE $ Quality Service 500 off Central a/c Heat Pump or furnace/boiler 1-800-427-2653 full system installation or replacement GallettAir Inc. With this coupon. Not Valid with other offers or prior services. Restrictions may apply. 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These wines were tasted by 40 members of the trade and media (full disclosure: I was invited but declined because of my day job), including: Michael Cinque, Amagansett Wine & Spirits; Valerie Corbin, Astor Wines & Spirits; Andr� Compeyre, Adour Alain Ducasse at the St. Regis; Michael Dorf, City Winery; Rozanne Gold, Joseph Baum & Michael Whiteman Co.; Howard Goldberg, The New York Times; Lisa Granik, MW, Tastingworks; Joshua Greene, Wine & Spirits; David Milligan, David Milligan Selections; Robin Kelly O'Connor, Christie's; and Patricia Savoie, Wine Media Guild � an impressive group of experienced, knowledgeable palates. Wineries in emerging regions have conducted tastings like these for years, trying to prove that their wines can stand with the best in the world. Lenz Winery, for instance, has conducted their Petrus Tastings (Lenzwine.com/Petrus) since the mid-1990s. Not much new here, really, but it's easy to understand the goal and these tastings are always a lot of fun. When the tasters' ratings were tallied, a Long Island wine came out on top � Wolffer Estate Vineyards 2007 Christian's Cuvee, which is not even a bit surprising. Christian's Cuvee (formerly known as Premier Cru) is one of the top wines in the LIMA-member portfolio and a wine I've always enjoyed. But, the rest of the results don't exactly show that "Long Island Merlot Shines Among Top Merlots of the World," as the LIMA's recent press release purports. After a Long Island wine took the top spot, the next Long Island wine, a blend from McCall Vineyards, placed 6th and then two wines � LIMA's cooperative Merliance and a 2007 From Clovis Point � tied for 9th. The remaining Long Island wines were three of the bottom four wines. 3248 But you know what? Long Island merlot can be outstanding � it should never apologize on the world stage � and I don't think we should put too much into a one-time tasting like this. I'm not even sure why anyone in or around the Long Island wine community still thinks that they need to conduct these tastings to prove that Long Island wines belong. Long Island wines can be of extremely high quality, period. It's been proven over and over via similar tastings over the past decade or more. I think that the folks at LIMA are doing some very interesting work researching vineyard best practices, exploring typical Long Island merlot characteristics and the like. But I'm not sure we need more tastings like this. They can be fun and interesting to a point, but I think it's time for Long Island wineries to stop playing the role of little brother to other, more-established regions. The best Long Island wines are as delicious as they are distinctive. They aren't "like Bordeaux" as was often said years ago. And no one is going to confuse a Long Island merlot with a wine from the West Coast. I think they defy comparison. They are unique and local producers should be proud of them and stop seeking validation. Rosalie Dimon Gallery Artists' Reception for Scott McIntire and Dianne Martin Sunday, May 22, 3-5pm Complimentary Wine and Cheese Laurel Lake Vineyards Wine Dinner Friday, May 27 4 Course Tasting and Pairing $70 pp/$65 Wine Club Members North Fork Oyster Company serves creative cuisine featuring the freshest local produce and seafood from the waters surrounding it on the east end of Long Island. Want a Graphic Design Internship at Spring Dinner 3 Course Prix Fixe $35 pp - Sunday through Thursday Visit jamesportmanor.com for complete menus Lunch and Dinner Daily Closed Monday and Tuesday Reservations 722-0500 or opentable.com 3237 Serving Lunch and Dinner Daily Closed Monday and Tuesday Reservations: 631.477.6840 or opentable.com 300 Main Street (Stirling Square), Greenport ? email your resume to: firstname.lastname@example.com 2303 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport www.northforkoystercompany.com Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 NORTH FORK danshamptons.com Page 47 North Fork Events For more events happening this week, check out: Kid Calendar pg: 52 Arts & Galleries Listings pg: 56 Day by Day Calendar pg: 62 COMING SOON REGISTER THURSDAY! � The Southold Town Recreation Department's summer brochure will be available to the public 5/19, or online late 5/18. Also vailable at local libraries, Southold Town Hall and the Recreation Center. Southoldtown.northfork.net. EAST END SEAPORT MUSEUM LIGHTHOUSE CRUISES � Journey from Greenport along Gardiner's Bay and Long Island Sound to see the famous lighthouses of the North Fork including Long Beach Bar "Bug" Light, Orient Point, Plum Island, Little Gull and Race Rock. Maritime history and lighthouse stories by a local expert. Boat stops next to each lighthouse for great photo opportunities. Cruise dates: 6/11, 6/25, 7/9, 7/30, 8/20, 8/27, 9/10, 9/24, 10/8. $95; $60 for teens/children includes box meal and complimentary glass of Long Island wine or water. Groups welcome. Eastendseaport.org, 631-477-2100. THURSDAY, MAY 12 OPEN MIC NIGHT � 5-9 p.m., Peconic Bay Winery, 31320 Main Rd., Cutchogue, 631-734-7361. peconicbaywinery.com. Free. LIVE AT THE INDIGO � 7-11 p.m., Featuring The Ernie Byrd Trio. Extension of Jazz on the Vine series. Hotel Indigo East End, 1830 West Main St., Route 25 Riverhead. 631-369-2200, indigoeastend.com. $10 includes one drink. $1 of each admission will be donated to the East End Arts Council. FRIDAY, MAY 13 EAST END HAPPY HOUR � 4-7pm, Bistro 72, Hotel Indigo East End, 1830 West Main St., Route 25, Riverhead. Taste of the East End Happy Hour features $4 Greenport Harbor Drafts, Vineyard 48 Wines, LiV Cocktails, $7 LiV Martinis and Flutes of Sparkling Pointe Brut. 631-3692200, indigoeastend.com. SATURDAY, MAY 14 LIVE MUSIC � 1:30 p.m., featuring Glenn Roth, Sparkling Pointe Vineyards, 39750 County Rd., 48, Southold. 631-785-0200. BOOK SIGNING �2 p.m., featuring wine personality Mark Oldman signing his new bok, Brave New World of Wine. Bedell Cellars, 36225 Main Rd., Cutchogue. Complimentary pours of a select red and white wine will be offered during the event. 631-734-7537. Bedellcellars.com. Free, reservations suggested. LIVE MUSIC � 2-5 p.m., featuring Keith Maguire, Martha Clara Vineyards, 6025 Sound Ave., Riverhead. 631-298-0075. marthaclaravineyards.com. Free. LIVE MUSIC � 1-5 p.m., featuring Take 3, Peconic Bay Winery, 31320 Main Rd., Cutchogue. 631-734-7361. peconicbaywinery.com. Free. SATURN APPRECIATION NIGHT � 7 p.m.-midnight (weather permitting, call first). Custer Institute & Observatory, 1115 Main Bayview Rd., Southold, Bayview Dr., Southold. After dark, Custer's powerful telescopes will be focused on this remarkable ringed planet and its moons. Suggested donation $5 adults, $3 children under 14. Free for members. 631-765-2626. MERLOT TASTING � 2:30-4:30 p.m. Wine Explorer Series � Cool climate Merlots, Lenz Winery, 38355 New York 25, Peconic. 90-minute round table. 3 flights of wines tasted blindly. Information presented on specific region and/or varietal. Bread and cheese will be served. 631- 7346010. $50, Lenz subscribers, $25. SUNDAY, MAY 15 LIVE MUSIC � 1:30-4:30 p.m., featuring Second Chance. Martha Clara Vineyards, 6025 Sound Ave., Riverhead, 631-298-0075. marthaclaravineyards.com. Free. LIVE MUSIC � 1-5 p.m., featuring Southold Slim Sidewalk Stompers. Peconic Bay Winery, 31320 Main Rd., Cutchogue, 631-734-7361. peconicbaywinery.com. Free. STILL CELEBRATING MOTHERS � All day, Vineyard 48, 18910 Middle Rd. Route 48. Cutchogue. Free glass of wine for mothers and continental breakfast for all. 631-734-5200, Vineyard48.com for coupon for 10% off bottles to go. MONDAY, MAY 16 ATLANTIS EXPLORER TOUR BOAT � Noon, 2 and 4 p.m. daily, weather permitting. Atlantis Marine World, 431 East Main Discover the ecological wonders of Long Island's waterways aboard the Atlantis Explorer. Handson exploration such as trap pulls, close encounters with marine creatures and an educational stroll along the shore. 631-208-9200, ext. 426, atlantismarineworld.com. $18.50; 25% off for members and Green Key Cardholders. TUESDAY, MAY 17 WARBLER WAVE WALK � 8 a.m. North Fork Audubon Society's "Tuesdays with Tom" program. Meet at the Red House at Inlet Pond County Park, 65275 Route 48, Greenport. Walk where the birds are! Expect to see warblers, vireos, flycatchers and other migrants. Registration a must: 631477-6456 or email firstname.lastname@example.com. Free. Take an East End Seaport Museum Lighthouse cruise! WEDNESDAY, MAY 18 PILATES MAT AT MATTITUCK ONGOING EVENTS LIBRARY � 6:30 � 7:30 p.m., Pilates Mat, 13900 Main NORTH FORK TROLLEY � Every Fri., Sat., Sun, & Rd., Mattituck. Pilates with ring work. All levels are welMon., through 10/31, The North Fork Trolley Company. come! Instructor Michelle. mattlibrary.org, 917-796-2535. Tours begin at 11 a.m. at Tanger Outlets and include three $8 per class. of the following: Baiting Hollow Vineyard, Palmer SOUP KITCHEN � 5:30-6:30 p.m. every Wednesday. Vineyards, Macari Vineyards, Laurel Lake Vineyards, Community supper, free soup kitchen for those in need. St. Briermere Farm Stand, 631-369-3031, Agnes Roman Catholic Church Parish Hall. Sixth St., northforktrolley.com. $50 Greenport. 631-765-2981. SKATEBOARDING � Skate park in Greenport offers THURSDAY, MAY 19 ramps and a half pipe. 631-477-2385. OPEN MIC NIGHT � 5-9 p.m. Peconic Bay Winery. SATURDAY STARGAZING � Custer Institute & Cutchogue. 631-734-7361, peconicbaywinery.com. Free. Observatory, Bayview Dr., Southold. Custer staff will be on LIVE AT THE INDIGO � 7-11 p.m., Featuring Mambo site to assist visitors in observing the night sky with obserLoco. Extension of Jazz on the Vine series. Hotel Indigo vatory's powerful telescopes. Open every Saturday, 7 p.m.East End, 1830 West Main St., Route 25 Riverhead. 631midnight, weather permitting. Call or go online after 6 369-2200, indigoeastend.com. $10 includes one drink. $1 of p.m. for weather/opening info: 631-765-2626, custerobsereach admission will be donated to the East End Arts vatory.org. Council. INDIAN MUSEUM � 1:30-4:30 p.m. Sundays, 1080 Main Bayview Rd., Southold. 631-765-5577. Green Earth Cafe Presents Legendary Animation Artist In Person Celebrating The 70th Anniversary of John Lennon's Birth with a Beatles inspired art show of Don's 20 new and original creations DON DUGA Opening Saturday, May 14, 2011 from 1 to 5pm Special guests *Michael Maccarrone -Beatles Expert *Kristofer Ambrose - Composer and Guitarist *Debbie Tuma - Writer *A.F. Wargo - Pianist Light Refreshments Served Sponsor: Richard Novak www.hamptonsbuilders.com 50 E. Main Street, Riverhead (631) 369-2233 www.genfm.com 3322 Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 danshamptons.com Page 48 with Maria Tennariello SHOP `TIL YOU DROP You must scoot on down to see the new great locations for East End Motorsports...the new Showroom/Parts Center is now located at 2167 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton (across from Kmart), and the new Service/Parts division is located at 99 Mariner Drive, Southampton. To celebrate their move, the first 50 customers to visit the new showroom location will receive a free pair of sunglasses. For information call 631-287-6085, or log onto eastendmotorsports.com. SHOPPING ON THE NORTH FORK: Clarke's Garden, Ltd., 416 Main Street, Greenport, has everything for every occasion in this full-service garden center. There is a nice selection of plants grown on the North Fork for both containers and garden beds. Look for unique decorative garden accessories, garden gifts, supplies and tools. The garden center specializes in container, herb, kitchen and flower garden design and installation. Also container garden irrigation systems are designed and installed. Pick up and delivery available for Orient, East Marion, Greenport, Southold and Shelter Island. For information call 631-477-6770 or log onto clarkesgarden.com. The Sirens' Song Gallery, 516 Main Street, Greenport, specializes in contemporary limited edition prints both international, and local. The gallery also features unique artist-created collectibles found nowhere else on land or sea. Caroline Waloski, the artist in residence and director, has work in the permanent collections of The Library of Congress, The New York Public Library, The New York Historical Society and The Cooper-Hewitt Museum. The gallery is open from Memorial Day through Labor Day, Thursday through Monday from noon to 5:30 p.m. Off-season, the gallery is open by appointment. Staff will explain techniques of the various printmaking disciplines. For information call 631-477-1021 or visit sirensonggallerry.com. NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK: I know everyone will be excited and thrilled to know that by popular demand from their Hampton shoppers, Crewcuts by J.Crew for kids has just opened at 14 Main Street, East Hampton. A dedicated, shop-in-shop for Cewcuts, which features sizes 2 to 14, this is the first of its kind on the East End. The Crewcuts stylists will also be in the store to help you put together looks, find the perfect sizes and do pretty much everything else a parent needs help with. Call 631-3245034. Davenport & Shapiro Fine Arts, 37 Newtown Lane, East Hampton, will be celebrating their grand opening Sunday, May 15. The gallery is a joint effort of Leonard Davenport Fine Arts and Lawrence Fine Arts owned by Howard Shapiro. Davenport has been in the art and antique business since the 1970s when his focus was Japanese art and antiques. Shapiro is a longtime collector who recently decided after a 20-year career on Wall Street to turn to something he loves. According to the owners, their "goal is to place quality, well-priced works of American art in the hands of discerning collectors and homeowners." Offering eclectic 20th Century art, the gallery opens with a show of the "Early Works of the late Michael Knigin" in the east wing and selections from the collection in the west wing of the gallery. The gallery is honored to represent the work of the late East Hampton artist. His career is so vast that it is hard to summarize. Knigin will be remembered in a memorial at Guild Hall the same day from 2 to 4 p.m. The owners plan to focus on American Impressionism, Atonalism, Early Modernism, Social Realism and Abstract Expressionism. American Sculpture, post-WWII American Studio Ceramics and graphic art will be shown on the second floor of the east gallery. The current show will run through June 4. Until next week. Ciao and happy spring shopping. If you have any questions or your shop is having sales, new inventory, re-opening for the upcoming summer season or a brand new business, my readers want to hear about it. E-mail me at: firstname.lastname@example.com. I will be happy to get the word out. TRY STAND UP PADDLING WITH THE PROS AT PECONIC PADDLER en reeb Bark dD e Jare g a Jo P n ddli '6" SU Pa 12 it's a simple equation... 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The agency, which was founded in 1997, is licensed, bonded and fully insured and is accredited by the Better Business Bureau. Ms. Vescovi said that most of their clients are referred to them through word of mouth, hospital and physician referrals. Affordable pricing and free consultations. More information is available online at athomeeldercareservices.com or by calling 631-477-3095. Lighthouse Marina This second generation, family-owned and operated marina off the Great Peconic Bay offers dockage, storage, EdgeWater Powerboat sales and rentals, and yacht brokerage. Located at 229 Meetinghouse Creek Road in Aquebogue, the marina boasts a solar-heated pool, barbecue picnic areas, climate-controlled restrooms, a restaurant with Tiki bar, and special events, all that contribute to a resort atmosphere. Owner Alex Galasso loves what he does, and he does it well. The Lighthouse crew's motto is "do it right the first time." The marina features all floating docks with finger piers for easy side boarding and fuel docks with high speed diesel pump. Boats up to 65 feet can be accommodated dockside and for haul-out and winter storage, inside or out. The company's website is LighthouseMarina.com. For more information email info@lighthousemarina. com or call 631-722-3400. 3250 Available Mon - Fri 9:00 - 6:00 Saturdays 10:00 - 3:00 3247 Great Peconic Communications, Inc. With over 20 years of experience, owner Nancy Swett offers forward thinking promotional and editorial services that boost and vitalize local businesses, non-profits, and individuals. Services are custom fit to suit client needs and include consultation, multimedia promotion, writing, editing, design, and coordination. Nancy also helps authors develop, publish, and promote books, including electronic publication. Great Peconic Communications, Inc. 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This will be ongoing for some time as we have thousands and they have not all even bloomed yet. I used to remove the stem with the dead flower but I heard another gardener say that the stem continues to feed the bulb just like the leaves do and that made a lot of sense, so now I just snap off their heads. And as I like to put back onto the soil anything that I can, I find a discrete place in the garden to put these heads. They disappear very quickly. A lot of the beds have a mulch on them � sometimes the leaves that have fallen from trees above and sometimes other assorted plant debris. I like to put as much chopped plant material as a bed can take visually onto the beds so it can be a weed barrier, worm food and food for the plants. So my beds do not look clean, and when I do need to weed By Jeanelle Myers It is raining today, which will be good for the white wisteria Standards that we planted in large pots in the pool border. The pots sit in a hedge of Aloha roses bordered by Crystal Fairy roses and Alyssum. The sinuous structure of the wisteria will be a good contrast to the verticality of the Alohas. And the bright green wisteria foliage will refresh the green, red and pink of the roses. The them, I sometimes leave the small weeds on top of the mulch to break down there. These beds are very densely planted so that the plant material lying on them is minimal to the eye but significant in its job. This, plus worm castings and compost, is the fertilizer that I use. The tomato seedlings had grown too large for their cell packs so we transplanted them into pots and then they really took off! It seems like they have doubled their height in just a few days. Soon we will begin to move them outside in the day to become used to the outdoors, and then into the garden. They are already smelling like tomato plants with only three sets of leaves...a true smell of summer. The East Hampton Studio, Wainscott Date: May 14th 2011 Doors open: 7-11:00PM Location: 77 Industrial Road, Wainscott, NY 11937 631.965.0050 Summer Concert Series at OPENING SHOW (The original band members of Blue Oyster Cult and Alice Cooper) FEATURING Blue Coupe Charlie Nice Band Special Guest (Blues / Rock) Surprise Local Performer www.hamptonjams.com Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 danshamptons.com Page 51 & From Funky to Fresh and Modern veneer, which gives it an aged yet elegant look. However, with my recently refurbished room it seems as if it's the first time I am seeing the dresser in the space. It looks a little frayed around the edges, almost calling for attention. Last spring I had painted the bedroom a fresh mint green color, and now the room's sober Regencystyle black furniture set against the fresh colored walls works well. What was I thinking? The yellow dresser stands out starkly, and although it worked when I first put it in here amongst a mish-mash of styles a few years back, now after editing the space, it simply does not look right. I am happy to have found a project, and plan to paint the dresser black and add new pulls, hoping to give it a more elegant fa�ade and highlight the unusual shape. I head straight to the paint store. The knowledgeable clerk at the Janovic paint store in Wainscott imparts lots of advice and information, sending me home armed with light sandpaper, two cans of shiny black paint, a brush and can of primer. Next, I convince my son to help me carry the heavy furniture outside and lure him with the promise of homemade lemonade. He even generously offers to lightly sand the sides and front. I paint the primer on the dresser to give it some tooth, which allows the paint to adhere. I tape up the mirror carefully to protect it from the paint. After two coats of black shiny spray paint, the dresser transforms into a regal design. I had removed the vintage iron pulls and once the paint dries, I add chunky Lucite handles to adorn the piece. Only a couple hours of work and we transformed the dresser from a tired flea market find into a modern fresh design. It is now the "pi�ce de r�sistance" in the bedroom, and will house a large vase of cobalt blue hydrangeas from my garden all summer long. With this new, refurbished furniture I am ready for the warm season. I suggest you take on something small in your home; it's beckoning to you now. DR. NANCY COSENZA DENTISTRY FOR CHILDREN TEENS & HANDICAPPED Gabriella Stephenson East End Tick & Mosquito Control Bo t an i ca l S o l u t i on s 631-287-TOTS Hampton Pediatric Dental Associates specializes in general dental care for young people. We believe that good dental habits started at a young age will last a lifetime. 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Just last week I replaced the dark winter slipcovers with lighter, white linen covers and put away the fireplace tools, and now I'm well on my way toward spring and summer. As I walk from room to room in my home, I eye a tired dresser I had scooped up at the local East Hampton Antique Show a few years back. I had admired the piece, which was catching dust in the back of the booth, one hot July day. I remember the vendor look relieved to unload it since it was a few minutes before closing time. What I originally noticed about the dresser is its large bow front drawers and the serpentine shape, the dainty legs on casters, and the large attached mirror with scrolling arms. 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AMG-Amagansett; BH-Bridgehampton; EH-East Hampton; HB-Hampton Bays; MV-Manorville; MTKMontauk; Q-Quogue; RVHD � Riverhead; SGH-Sag Harbor; SGK-Sagaponack; SH-Southampton; WMWater Mill; WH-Westhampton; WHB-West Hampton Beach BENEFITS POTATO HAMPTON 5K MINITHON � Saturday, June 4, 9 a.m., Militia Park, Ocean Rd., BH. 631-725-6216. Benefits Southampton Animal Shelter and American Heart Association. CAMP GOOD GRIEF � Aug. 22-66. For children who have experienced a loss. 631-288-8400. FARMERS MARKETS WESTHAMPTON BEACH � Saturdays 9 a.m. � 1p.m. through November 19. 85 Mill Rd., WHB. Whbcc.com. THURSDAY, MAY 12 SECOND ANNUAL MONTAUK MUSIC FESTIVAL May 12-15, 75 bands and singer-songwriters perform over 100 shows. Performances at about 25 Montauk restaurants/venues. Plus free open-air concerts at the Gazebo on the Green. Website: themontaukmusicfestival.com. JAZZ JAM AT BAY BURGER � 7-9 p.m. No cover and no reservations required. Contact Claes Brondal at firstname.lastname@example.com for more information. Through November. FRIDAY, MAY 13 SHAKE, RATTLE & ROLL � 10 a.m., Amagansett Free Library, 215 Main St., AMG. For Parents/Caregivers and Children through 3 years old. Play and learn together through interactive play, movement, and song. 631-267-3810, amaglibrary.org. PRESBYTERIAN WOMEN ANNUAL SPRING RUMMAGE SALE � 4 - 6 p.m., also tomorrow (BAG SALE) 9 a.m. � noon, First Presbyterian Church, 2 South Main St., SH. Clothing, linens, shoes, jewelry, books, housewares. Free admission. SATURDAY, MAY 14 WESTHAMPTON BEACH FARMERS MARKET � 9 a.m. � 1 p.m. 85 Mill Rd., WHB. Whbcc.com. SAG HARBOR INDOOR FARMERS MARKET � CANCELLED STAN WONG 5K FOR CANCER � 11 a.m. (check-in 9 � 10:30 a.m.), Newport Beach Marina, East Moriches. Stanwongfoundation.org. TRAINMASTERS: A TRAIN SHOW FOR KIDS BY KIDS � 10 a.m. � 4 p.m., also tomorrow. Remsenburg Academy, 130 South Country Rd., Remsenburg A group of local 10-year-olds are raising money for the tsunami/earthquake victims in Japan. They have combined their electric Lionel train collections--engines, scenery, buildings, people, etc.--to create a great display. (O-gauge and HO) Lemonade and snacks stand. 631-325-0867. $2. 4-H CAMP OPEN HOUSE � 1-4 p.m., Dorothy P. Flint Nassau County 4-H Camp, 3186 Sound Ave., RVHD. 516-433-7970 ext. 11, dpf4hcamp.org. CAPS FOR SALE & THREE BILLY GOATS GRUFF � 3 p.m. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St.,WHB. On two 24-foot wide playboards and a 10-foot tall canopy of trees, bunraku puppets act out the familiar story of the cap salesman who fell asleep under a tree and woke up without his wares. Afterward, three increasingly large billy goats attempt to cross a bridge in defiance of an obnoxious ogre! Large-scale puppets and lots of audience participation will make these familiar tales spring to life on stage for ages 3 - 9. Tickets: $25, $20, $15, email@example.com, 631-288-1500 SUNDAY MAY 15 TRAINMASTERS � 10 a.m. � 4p.m. See 5/14 listing. PENGUIN ENCOUNTER � 11 a.m., Atlantis Marine World, 431 E. Main St., RVHD. A close-up encounter with an African Penguin. General aquarium admission required and cost is separate. A paying adult must accompany children under 12. Children under 5 are not permitted, email@example.com 631-208-9200, atlantismarineworld.com. $50. TOUCH-A-TRUCK - 1 � 5 p.m. Major's Path Park (Next to SYS), SH. What child does not dream of sitting behind the wheel of a fire truck? An excavator? Or a tow truck? TouchA-Truck will make those dreams become reality. Touch-ATruck is a family-friendly event that allows guests and children to see, touch, hear, and learn about a variety of heavy utility vehicles and how they operate. Children will be able to creatively explore many different types of equipment under the guidance of professionals who will explain how the vehicles work and how they help the community. So bring the family and come to join us for what promises to be a fun and exciting afternoon! firstname.lastname@example.com. 631-2592392. $6. FAMILY TOUR AND ART WORKSHOP - 2 p.m. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Job's Ln., SH. $5/members free. Families are invited to spend time together in the museum exploring, learning about fascinating exhibitions, and creating art projects inspired by the works on view. No advance registration is required. Parrishart.org. S. Dermont Rummage in Southampton MONDAY, MAY 16 GOAT ON A BOAT PUPPET THEATRE SETS SAIL � 4:30 p.m. Main St., EH. Rowdy Hall and Cittanuova are cosponsoring a puppet show series by Goat on a Boat Puppet Theatre on Monday afternoons. The puppet show will take place at Cittanuova on 16th, 23rd and at Rowdy Hall on May 30th, June 6th, 13th and 20th. The puppet show is free, appropriate for all ages and will change each week. All children attending the puppet show will be given a $5 dinner voucher for a kids entree and scoop of ice cream at Cittanuova or Rowdy Hall, depending on the location of the performance. The voucher may be used on the day of the performance before 6:30 p.m. or any Monday � Wednesday evening until June 22nd before 6:30 p.m. Guests are encouraged to stay for dinner following the performance. Mondays through June 20. 631-324-8555, rowdyhall.com. TUESDAY MAY 17 SIGN UP FOR SUMMER TEEN THEATRE CAMP � Teen Scene Teen Theatre Troupe July 6 � August 22. For 12year-olds and up. M/W/THUR, 6-9 p.m. whbpac.org. 631-2881500. WEDNESDAY, MAY 18 SIGN UP FOR SUMMER PRODUCTION CAMP � The Jungle Book Musical Theatre Camp for ages 6-16, July 11- 15.. whbpac.org. 631-288-1500 THURSDAY, MAY 19 BOAT TOUR - Atlantis Marine World, 431 East Main St., RVHD. Through October (Weather Permitting) noon, 2 p.m., 4 p.m. Discover the ecological wonders of Long Island's waterways aboard the Atlantis Explorer. Enjoy hands-on exploration such as trap pulls, close encounters with marine creatures and an educational stroll along the shore. Members 25% off the daily excursions. 631-208-9200, ext. H2O (426) for more information, today! atlantismarineworld.com. $18.50. FRIDAY, MAY 20 BATTLE OF THE BANDS APPLICATION DEADLINE TODAY - 4 p.m. Town of Southampton Human Resources Dept. Apply in person or online. Performance June 10. 631-702-2426. southamptontownny.gov/youthbureau. $ 10. ONGOING Megan's Law and The Crime Victims Center offer age appropriate sexual abuse & abduction prevention educational workshops for children, teens and adults and Internet Safety programs. They'll come to your school or community organization. Call the Helpline, 631-689-2672, for more information or to schedule a workshop. Call or visit website for times. Registration may be required. MUSIC TOGETHER BY THE DUNES � Mon., Tue. Thurs., & Fri. mornings, various locations, newborns-5 & caregivers. Early childhood music & movement program w/ singing, dancing, instrument play & movement. 631-7644180, mtbythedunes.com MTK PLAYHOUSE � Sports/exercise programs for all ages. 240 Edgemere St., MTK. 668-1124, montaukplayhouse.org. MUSEUMS SOUTH FORK NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM �10-4, 7 days/week, year-round. 377 Bridge/Sag Tpk., BH. 631-5379735, sofo.org CMEE � Children's Museum of the East End. Interactive exhibits, arts & science-based programs, workshops, special events. 376 Bridge/Sag Tpk., BH. $9. 631-537-8250, c. Please send all event listings for the kids' calendar to firstname.lastname@example.com by Friday at noon. 1-800-GOT-JUNK REMOVE YOUR JUNK WITHOUT LIFTING A FINGER SAVE 1 2 3 Book online at 1800gotjunk.com or call us at 1-800-468-5865. You point to what you want taken away. $ 25 50 OR $ ON UP TO 1/2 LOAD* ON 1/2 LOAD OR MORE* OFF YOUR NEXT JUNK REMOVAL We do all the loading, clean up and disposal for you. Between 60-70% of the items we collect system wide are donated or recycled 1-800-468-5865 3316 Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 danshamptons.com Page 53 & ART COMMENTARY by Marion W. Weiss Bastienne Schmidt at Harper's Books Bastienne Schmidt's current exhibit at Harper's Books in East Hampton is not the kind of presentation that we expected. Featuring scenes of death and dying in Latin America, both her previous book and photography show (Vivir La Muerte) were filled with intense and hard-hitting images: men, women and children who had passed away, conveying indigenous rituals associated with death. While Schmidt was called a "documentary" photographer, her black and white style and striking compositions were more theatrical and expressionistic. Thus, her images were both "real" and somewhat "not real." Schmidt's recent photography project, "Home Stills," is stylistically similar, although the images are in color. The pictures are fascinating, recalling shots from a Todd Haynes "woman's film." A long-suffering housewife � like Julianne Moore in Far From Heaven � often prevails, trying to fulfill her domestic duties that are not as pleasant as the propaganda she has accepted. Haynes' females think they are happy, but in truth, they are not. Schmidt's themes seem parallel; her images are glorious as well. Often, there are wide-open spaces outside, familiar to people who live in the area, and comfortable interior space. Yet there is a recurring feeling "Turquoise Room and Wrapped Photographs" of being hemmed in, unable to escape from domestic life, despite the pretty interior design. Consider the corridors and drapes that entrap the heroine in "Vacuum Cleaner" and "Curtin," respectively. "The Red Daybed" shows a lone woman sitting on a bed as she looks longingly out the window, closed in by a curtain. Moreover, most of the female figures are not complete: their backs are often turned, their faces are not shown. In "Turquoise Room and Wrapped Photographs" the whole image of the woman is misty and defocused. (It reminds this critic of the way film director Martin Scorsese initially depicts his female protagonists: masked in some way so that we do not get a clear view.) However, Schmidt masks her character in this photo even more intensely. There's a small child behind her, but is this blurry vision a mirage? The pictures on the wall are also covered. Why are family photographs obliterated? More to the point, has the female lost all identity because of her domestic role, the child presumably being her daughter? Another photograph, "The Red Dress," is similarly ambivalent, the artist herself taking a picture with "The Red Dress" her back to the camera. Is she also looking "out," capturing a view of the environment she seems so isolated from? The dress may be significant as well, a Red Riding Hood attire suggesting a possible journey fraught with danger. Schmidt makes good use of other media besides photography to make a similar point. For example, "Evolution of a Woman" (acrylic on paper) is a silhouette also masked in some way, incomplete and unclear, regarding physical features and identity. Her "Faces" series (acrylic on wooden board) are portraits rather than full figures, signifying a similar "unknown" quality. Another acrylic on paper, "Home," is a repetition of small faces in a row, again indicating identity loss. While Schmidt's work, no matter what the media, is stylized and "not real," the viewers can identify with the artist's passion about her theme and subjects. In that way, her endeavors are very "real." Bastienne Schmidt's exhibit at East Hampton's Harper's Books, 87 Newtown Lane, will be on view until May 30. Call 631-324-1131. HONORING THE ARTIST by Marion W. Weiss Joe Chierchio Looking at this week's cover of Bridgehampton's Candy Kitchen is a comforting experience. It seems as if stores come and go with lightning speed these days, yet thank goodness there are still some landmarks around which we can count on. Thank goodness, too, that cover artist Joe Chierchio has a flair for keeping nostalgia alive, not only seen in his Hampton images but in places where he grew up. Proof are his enduring images featuring the Brooklyn Bridge and boats plying the water, all bringing back memories of his early days growing up in Brooklyn. Nowadays, Chierchio is working on more contemporary works, a series called "Mixed Messages." After a year in preparation, he and his collaborator, photographer Cosimo Scianna, are almost finished. The images are colorful, figurative and tell a story, similar to Chierchio's past endeavors. Yet this series is very different: women figure predominantly as subjects, and sexual sym- bols are front and center. What's arresting, however, is the style, loaded with distorted angles, background/foreground objects and diagonal lines. A sense of movement prevails. Q: I notice in your new series that fire hydrants are used as phallic symbols in some images. Did anyone say it was sexist? A: No, in fact, my fianc�e's daughter-in-law posed for those images. She enjoyed doing it. I'm not trying to put down women. Q: Your subjects are a family affair, yes? A: My collaborator's son is into martial arts, and he posed for a picture where he jumps up into the air. Q: That is really dynamic. I also like the image of a man running. It makes you wonder what he's running from. A: There's also another image of a woman running with pieces of fruit spilled on the ground. Q: Objects are important in your work. I'm thinking of another image in the series of olives from a martini spilling onto the ground. You also use a distorted view of the scene. A: My work is stylized, even though the combination of drawing makes it fantasy, and the photography makes it realism. Q: What about your themes? Do you have one related to women, for example? A: I think women have more pressure now; they are being squeezed and pulled. One image shows a female caught in a wrench. Q: There's the use of an object (the wrench) again as a metaphor. When I saw that image, I immediately thought of the movie, King Kong, where Jessica Lange is caught in King Kong's paw. What about some future projects? Have you thought of any? A: I'll be stepping away from "Mixed Messages." I want to start totally fresh. An artist can't keep repeating himself. I want to get out of my comfort zone. Q: Why do you do what you do? A: I do it for passion and love. When I was in advertising, I had the passion, but there are no pressures and deadlines now. Q: What's the downside of having passion? A: You can overdo it and become stale. Your passion can overwhelm you. Q: So what's your objective even after this series? A: I want to get a smile out of people when they look at my art. Jeff Koons is a big success, and people laugh when they see his work. That's what I want. Joe Chierchio's work can be seen on joechierchio.com Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT danshamptons.com Page 54 THE P KSHO WOR presents S CHASING THE TIGER Saturday May 14 8 pm $20 Gail Sheehy, playwright and author of "Passages" Come be a part of the creative process with great actors, director and playwright presenting a new play in the WORKS! THE WORKSHOPS programming is sponsored in part by the Lucille Lortel Foundation. May 31 � June 26 By Jay Presson Allen Directed by Judith Ivey With SNL's Darrell Hammond July 5 � 31 By Christopher Durang Directed by Trip Cullman SUBSCRIBE NOW! Aug 9 � Sept 4 Book by Joseph Stein Music and Lyrics by Stan Daniels Directed by Stuart Ross 2202 Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT danshamptons.com Page 55 COME LAUGH WITH US! sponsored by in "Final Days! Everything Must Go!" Comedy Club sponsored in part by and 631-725-9500 2518 Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT danshamptons.com Page 56 ART OPENINGS & GALLERIES AMG-Amagansett; BH-Bridgehampton; EH-East Hampton; EP-Eastport; GP-Greenport; HB-Hampton Bays; JP-Jamesport; MV-Manorville; MTK-Montauk; NO-Noyac; NY-New York; OP-Orient; PC-Peconic; QQuogue; RB-Remsenberg; RVHD-Riverhead; SGH-Sag Harbor; SGK-Sagaponack; SH-Southampton; SHDSouthold; SI-Shelter Island; SPG-Springs; WM-Water Mill; WH-Westhampton; WHB-Westhampton Beach; WS-Wainscott OPENINGS AND EVENTS FREE FRIDAYS AT GUILD HALL � 5/13, and 5/20, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. 631-324-4050, guildhall.org. OPENING RECEPTION � 5/14, 1-5 p.m., with animation artist Don Duga, featuring 20 of his latest Beatles paintings in honor of the 70th anniversary of John Lennon's birth. Green Earth Caf�, 50 East Main St., Riverhead. Live Beatles music, guest speakers, light refreshments. 631-3692233, genfm.com. OPENING RECEPTION � 5/14, 4-9 p.m. Michael McDowell solo exhibition of paintings, Ashawagh Hall, Springs Fireplace Rd., corner of Old Stone Hwy., SPG. Curated by Hirma Mizrahi. Open 5/15, 11 a.m.-7 p.m. Michaelmcdowellstudio.com, 631-827-3902. ARTIST'S RECEPTION � 5/14, 5-7 p.m., New works by Jesus Matheus, featuring paintings, sculpture, works on paper. Solar, 44 Davids Ln., EH. Through 6/20. Hours by appointment. 631-907-8422. artsolar.com. SUMMER KICKOFF RECEPTION � 5/14, 5-8 p.m. "Michael Paraskevas Paintings and Illustrations," 4 North Main Gallery, 4 North Main St, SH. On view 5/7-5/31. Open daily noon-6 p.m. and by appointment. Limited edition prints of new iPad drawings available. 631-283-2495. Michaelparaskevas.com. AN ARTISTIC CONVERSATION � 5/14, 5-6:30 p.m. The artist Loren Munk, a.k.a. James Kalm, and managing editor of The New Criterion, James Panero, will discuss contemporary art, social media and more. Eric Firestone Gallery, 4 Newtown Ln., EH. 631-604-2386, ericfirestonegallery.com. MEET THE ARTIST EVENT � 5/14, 6-8 p.m. "Steve Haweeli: Excavations II," through 5/24. Outeast Gallery, 65 Tuthill Road, MTK. 631-375-6730. GALLERIES 4 N MAIN STREET GALLERY � 4 North Main St., SH. Open Sat., Sun., 12-6 p.m. and by appointment. See above. 631-283-2495. ANNYX � 150 Main St., SGH. 631-725-9064. ART & SOUL � 495 Montauk Hwy, EP. 631-325-1504. artsoulgallery.com. ARTHUR T. KALAHER FINE ART � 28E Jobs Ln., SH. Russian-American artist Nahum Tchacbasov, 1899-1984, and others. 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. daily or by appointment. 631-2040383, email@example.com. BEGO EZAIR � Two locations: 437 Main St., GP, 631-4773777; 136 Main St., SH. American Contemporary paintings, sculpture, video. 631-204-0442. BOLTAX � 21 Ferry Rd., SI. "Abiding Abstraction," through 5/23. Fri.-Mon., 11 a.m.-6 pm. 631-749-4062, boltaxgallery.com. CELADON CLAY ART � 41 Old Mill Rd., WM. 631-7262547. CHRYSALIS GALLERY � " 2011 Spring Preview," through 5/15. 2 Main St., SH. Mon., Thurs., Fri., 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Sat., 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m., Sun., 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 631-2871883. firstname.lastname@example.com. THE CRAZY MONKEY � "Magical Landscapes," through 5/30. 136 Main St., AMG. Open Fri.-Sun., 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., or by appointment. 631-267-3627, thecrazymonkeygallery.com. CHUCK SEAMAN FISH PRINTING � 27B Gardner's Lane, HB. 631-338-7977. D'AMICO INSTITUTE � Lazy Point, AMG. Furnishings, found objects. 631-267-3172. DESHUK-RIVERS � 141 Maple Ln., BH. 631-237-4511. deshukriversgallery.com. THE DRAWING ROOM � 16R Newtown Ln., EH. Featuring Caio Fonseca and John Iversen. Open Fri., Sat., Mon., 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sun., 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 631-324-5016, drawingroom-gallery.com. EAST END ARTS COUNCIL � 133 East Main St., RVHD. eeac.org ERIC FIRESTONE GALLERY � 4 Newtown Ln., EH. "ABC123" on view through 5/22. 631-604-2386, ericfirestonegallery.com. FLOWERS AT THE GREENERY � 19 Mitchell Rd., WHB. 631-288-7903. GALERIE BELAGE � 8 Moniebogue Ln., WHB. 631-2885082. THE GRENNING GALLERY � Studio Tour Highlights Group Show, Grenning Gallery, 17 Washington St., SH. grenninggallery.com, 631-725-8469. GUILD HALL � Fri. & Sat., 11 a.m.- 5 p.m. Sun., noon-5 p.m. Members Exhibition. 158 Main St., EH. 631-324-4050, guildhall.org. HAMBURG KENNEDY � 64 Jobs Ln., SH. 11 a.m.-8 p.m., Wed.-Sun. hamburgkennedy.com JEDEDIAH HAWKINS INN BARN GALLERY � Paintings and drawings by Rob White. Jedediah Hawkins Inn Barn Gallery, 200 South Jamesport Ave. JP. Trough 5/22. Opening reception 5/30, 4-5:30 p.m. 631-722-2900. JILL LYNN & CO � 66 Jobs Ln., SH. "The Language of Painting," by Jen Brown. jilllynnandco.com. KATHRYN MARKEL FINE ARTS GALLERY � 2418 Montauk Hwy., BH. Through 5/26. Open Fri., Sat. & Sun., 11 a.m.-6 p.m., and by appointment during the week. Memorial Day weekend � Labor Day weekend open 7 days, 11 a.m.-6 p.m. 631-613-6386, markelfinearts.com. LEIBER MUSEUM � 446 Old Stone Hwy, SPG. 631-3293288. leibermuseum.org. LUCILLE KHORNAK � 2400 Montauk Hwy, BH. 631613-6000. MARK BORGHI FINE ART � 2426 Main St., BH. 631537-7245. OUTEAST GALLERY� "Steve Haweeli: Excavations II," through 5/24. 65 Tuthill Road, MTK. 631-375-6730. OYSTERPONDS HISTORICAL SOCIETY � Janet T. Swanson Gallery of the Old Point School House, Village Ln., Orient. New Work by Annie Wildey. Open 2-5 p.m. Sat. & Sun. or by appointment. 646-325-7530. PAILLETTS � 78 Main St., SGH. 631-899-4070. PAMELA WILLIAMS � 167 Main St., AMG. 631-2677817. pamelawilliamsgallery.com. PARASKEVAS � Works by Michael Paraskevas. By appt. 83 Main St., WHB. 631-287-1665. PARRISH ART MUSEUM � 25 Jobs Ln., SH. "Artists and Writers/House and Home," works by Juli�o Sarmento through 6/11. Mon., Thurs., Fri., Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. 1-5 p.m. 631-283-2118. parrishartmuseum.com. POLLOCK-KRASNER HOUSE � 830 Springs Fireplace Rd., EH. "Conrad Marca-Relli: The Springs Years, 19531956," through 7/30. Open Thurs.-Sat. by appointment only during May. 631-324-4929. Pkhouse.org. PRITAM & EAMES � 27 Race Ln., EH. Furniture, Mon.Sat., 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Sun., noon-4 p.m., closed Wed. 631-3247111. QUOGUE LIBRARY � 90 Quogue St., Q. Mon., noon-5 p.m. Tues. & Thurs., 10 a.m.-8 p.m. Wed., Fri., Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 631-653-4224. quoguelibrary.org. RICHARD J. DEMATO FINE ARTS � 90 Main St., SGH. Works by Devorah Jacoby and Bart Varga. 90 Main St., SGH. 631-725-1161, rjdgallery.com. Closed Tues. and Weds., except by appointment. 631-725-1161, Rjdgallery.com. ROMANY KRAMORIS � 41 Main St., SGH. The "Goats of Shelter Island" by SI resident Joyce Brian and "Seaside Architecture," mixed-media assemblages by George Wazenegger. Romany Kramoris Gallery, 41 Main St., SGH. Through 5/19. Thurs.-Mon. from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m., and late on weekends. 631-725-2499, kramorisgallery.com. ROSALIE DIMON � Jamesport Manor Inn, 370 Manor Ln., JP. Paintings by Charles Wildbank and photography by Fred Vanderwerven. Open noon to 9 p.m., Weds.-Sun. 631722-0500, jamesportmanorinn.com. RVS � 20 Jobs Ln., SH. Noon-5 p.m. Thurs-Mon. 631-2838546. SIRENS SONG � 516 Main St., GP. 631-477-1021. sirensongallery.com. SOLAR � 44 Davids Ln., EH. 631-907-8422. artsolar.com. SOUTH STREET GALLERY & FRAMERS � "Vital Signs 2011," solo exhibition by Janet Cuthbertson, the South Street Gallery & Framers, 18 South St., GP. Through 5/21. Group show features: Roz Dimon, Joe Esser, Gina Gilmour, Anna Jurinich, Mauren Palmieri, Barbara Roux, David Slater, Jeramy Turner, Lorana Salcedo Watson. Open Thurs.Mon., noon to 5 p.m. thesouthstreetgallery.com. 631-4770021. SOUTHAMPTON CULTURAL CENTER � Spring Exhibit "Expression: Four Painters," 25 Pond LN., SH. Featuring Shari Abramson, Roy Nicholson, Danny Simmons and Julie Small-Gamby. Through 5/23. Open noon-4 p.m., Mon.-Fri., Sun., 11 a.m. -2 p.m., or by appointment .scc(continued on next page) MOVIES Schedule for the week of Friday, May 13 to Thursday, May 19. Movie schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times. Some show times not available by press time. HAMPTON ARTS (WESTHAMPTON BEACH) (+) Please call for show times (631-288-2600). Conspirator (PG-13) � Fri., 7:00, 9:15 Sat., 4:30, 7:00, 9:15 Sun., 4:30, 7:00 Mon.-Thurs., 7:00 Something Borrowed (PG-13) � Fri., 7:15, 9:30 Sat., 4:45, 7:15, 9:30 Sun., 4:45, 7:15 Mon.-Thurs., 7:00 SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) Theater closed Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Please call for show times (631-725-0010). UA EAST HAMPTON CINEMA 6 (+) Please call for show times (631-324-0448). The Greatest Movie Ever Sold (NR) Rio 3D (G) Water for Elephants (PG-13) Fast Five (PG-13) Thor 3D (PG-13) Something Borrowed (PG-13) UA HAMPTON BAYS (+) Please call for show times (631-728-8251). Fast Five (PG-13) � Fri., 4:00, 7:00, 10:00 Sat., 1:00, 4:00 7:00 10:00 Sun., 1:00, 4:00, 7:00 Mon.-Thurs., 4:00, 7:00 Priest 3D (PG-13) � Fri., 4:10, 7:10, 9:50 Sat., 1:10 4:10. 7:10, 9:50 Sun., 1:10, 4:10, 7:10 Mon.-Thurs.. 4:10, 7:10 Rio 3D (G) � Fri., 4:20, 7:20, 9:40 Sat., 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, 9:40 Sun., 1:20, 4:20, 7:20 Mon.-Thurs., 4:20, 7:20 Jumping the Broom (PG-13) � Fri., 4:40, 7:40, 10:10 Sat., 1:40, 4:40, 7:40, 10:10 Sun., 1:40, 4:40, 7:40 Mon.-Thurs., 4:40, 7:40 Thor 3D (PG-13) � Fri., 4:30, 7:30, 10:20 Sat. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:20 Sun., 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 Mon.-Thurs., 4:30, 7:30 Pirates 3D � Midnight showing on the Thursday, May 19 only. UA SOUTHAMPTON Please call for show times (631-287-2774). Water for Elephants (PG-13) � Fri., 4:00, 7:00, 9:50 Sat., 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, 9:50 Sun., 1:00, 4:00, 7:00 Mon.-Thurs., 4:00, 7:00 Something Borrowed (PG-13) � Fri., 4:30, 7:30, 10:10 Sat., 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:10 Sun., 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 Mon.-Thurs., 4:30, 7:30 Thor 3D (PG-13) � Fri., 4:45, 7:40, 10:20 Sat., 1:45, 4:45, 7:40, 10:20 Sun., 1:45, 4:45, 7:40 Mon.-Thurs., 4:45, 7:40 Bridesmaids (R) � Fri., 4:15, 7:15, 10:15 Sat 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 10:15 Sun., 1:15, 4:15, 7:15 Mon.-Thurs., 4:15, 7:15 MATTITUCK CINEMAS Please call for show times (631-298-SHOW). Jumping the Broom (PG-13) Thor 3D (PG-13) Water for Elephants (PG-14) Priest (PG-13) The Conspirator (PG-13) Something Borrowed (PG-13) Bridesmaids (R) Fast Five (PG-13) The sign (+) when following the name of a theater indicates that a show has an infrared assistive listening device. Please confirm with the theater before arriving to make sure they are available. Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT danshamptons.com Page 57 Art Cal (continued from previous page) Guild Hall Members Show By Elise D'Haene When you live on the East End, an area rife with artists of all media, winning top honors at the Guild Hall Annual Artist Members Exhibition is a big deal. This year's judge, Deborah Cullen, director of Curatorial Programs at El Museo del Barrio in Manhattan, selected East Hampton's Christa Maiwald to receive Best in Show for her Christa Maiwald's "Latin Songbirds," left, and "Ben Bernanke" work "Latin Songbirds." "It's compelling in its Other winners selected by Cullen include concept. It spoke to me above all the others. It Best Abstract Painting by Philippe Cheng, is very, very unique and has an original voice. I'd like to see an entire show of this artist's Best Representational Painting by Pat Moran, work," said Cullen. In 2005, Maiwald won Best Best Photograph by Mary Ellen Bartley, Best Representational Art Work at the Members Work on Paper by Lawrence Wolfson, Best Sculpture by Jeff Muhs, Best Mixed Media by Show. The artist's work is known for its dark Janet Culbertson, and the Catherine and Theo humor and culturally charged themes. Her Hios Best Landscape Award went to Darlene work pokes fun (chairs with seats that depict Charneco. Anthena Savalas was tapped as the image of Ben Bernanke or Bernie Madoff, Best New Artist. On June 4, the public has been invited to which invite us to plop our behinds down for a meet the winners at 1 p.m. The show can be while), to embroidered works that explore sexseen through June 11. uality and feminism. arts.org. SOUTHAMPTON HISTORICAL MUSEUM � "Famous Faces, Portraits by Zita Davisson" & "Phenomenal Places, Architectural Models by Gary Lawrance, AIA." Rogers Mansion, 17 Meeting House Lane, SH. 5/17 through 9/3. Tuesdays through Saturdays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. $4 adults, free for members and children 17 and under. 631-283-2494. Southamptonhistoricalmuseum.org. SPRINGSTEEL GALLERY � 419 Main St., GP. Hours: Fri.-Sun., noon-5 p.m., or by appointment. 631-477-6818, springsteelgallery.com. SUFFOLK COUNTY HISTORICAL SOCIETY � 300 East Main St., RVHD. Tues.-Sat., 12:30-4:30 p.m. 631-7272881. suffolkcountyhistoricalsociety.org. SYLVESTER &CO AT HOME � "Rebecca Allan, Watershed Paintings," 154 Main St., AMG. Until 5/21. 631267-9777, sylvesterathome.com. THOMAS ARTHUR GALLERIES � 54 Montauk Hwy, AMG. 18th and 20th Century Oil paintings and prints. New shows monthly. 631-324-9070. antiquesvalue.net. TRAPANI FINE ART � 447 Plandome Rd., Manhasset. 516-365-6014. Trapanifineart.com. TULLA BOOTH � 66 Main St., SGH. tullaboothgallery.com 631-725-3100. VERED � 68 Park Pl., EH. Sun.-Thurs., 11 a.m.-6 p.m. Fri., 11 a.m.-7 p.m. Sat., 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 631-324-3303. veredart.com. WATER MILL ATELIERS � 903 Mtk. Hwy., WM. Lon Hamaekers: Photography, Art and 20th Century Antiques. 917-838-4548. lonhamaekers.1stdibs.com. WATER MILL MUSEUM � 41 Old Mill Rd. WM. 631726-4625. watermillmuseum.org. 3151 Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 danshamptons.com Page 58 & SIMPLE ART OF COOKING by Silvia Lehrer between � take your inspiration to celebrate the spring harvest. FAVA BEAN AND MOZZARELLA SALAD This Tuscan salad incorporates fresh fava beans for a taste of spring. Slip off their skins for a tender salad! Yield: 6 to 8 servings 2 pounds fresh fava beans 2 garlic cloves, finely chopped 1/2 pound mozzarella or Pecorino cut into small dice 2 tablespoons fresh marjoram or 1/2 teaspoon dried oregano Zest of 1 lemon 2 to 3 teaspoons freshly squeezed lemon juice 3 to 4 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper K. Wise Prepare up to one day ahead for flavors to mellow. Transfer to an attractive bowl and serve at room temperature. ROAST ASPARAGUS The inspiration for this recipe came from Johanne Killeen and George Germon's book Cucina Sympatica (Harper Collins). Yield: 6 servings 1 pound fresh asparagus 1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil 2 to 3 teaspoons kosher salt, or more to taste 1 to 2 tablespoons unsalted butter (optional) Preheat oven to 425�F. 1. To prepare the asparagus break the spears at the base where they naturally bend. With a paring knife, remove the points along the spears leaving the tender ones at the top. Rinse well then pat dry with paper towel. 2. Pour the olive oil and salt onto a baking sheet. Coat the asparagus with the oil and salt. Can be done ahead to this point and stored in the refrigerator in a suitable container. 3. When ready to serve, roast the asparagus in the upper third of the oven until the spears are tender when pierced with the tip of a knife, about 10 to 12 minutes, depending on their thickness. Remove from oven. Add butter, if using, to melt over the asparagus. (continued on page 60) Green is everywhere...the sweet smell of lush, freshly cut lawns...the visual joy of tiny green buds appearing on trees and shrubs...emerald green is the month of May's birthstone...green is simply beautiful. We read much about the greening of America, in products to clean our homes, at food co-ops and in ecofriendly clothing. However you choose to save the planet, I've selected a few recipes from the spring section of my recently published cookbook, Savoring the Hamptons: Discovering the Food and Wine of Long Island's East End (Running Press, 2011), that were inspired by the homegrown bounty at our local farm stands. Here are Fava Bean and Mozzarella Salad, Roasted Asparagus and Orecchiette with Spring Peas. With East End farm stands opening at a quickening pace, there is an ever-growing interest in local, sustainable and organically grown foods reflected by the attendance at local farmers markets on both the North and South Forks. Whether in Water Mill at the Green Thumb organic market, or Pike's farm stand in Sagaponack or Quail Hill Organic Farm in Amagansett on the South Fork, or the North Fork's Satur Farm and Sang Lee farm � and so many in- 1. Remove fava beans from their pods. Drop beans into salted boiling water and cover pot. Return water to the boil and cook the fava beans until tender 2 to 4 minutes, depending on size. Drain in a colander and rinse in cold water to stop the cooking. With a paring knife, split pod and slip out beans with your thumbnail. This step can take a bit of time so pull up a chair to the kitchen table and know that the process is worth it. (Beans with their skin on are tough and bitter.) 2. Place the garlic, mozzarella, marjoram, lemon zest, lemon juice, oil, salt and pepper to taste in a mixing bowl and stir to mix. Add fava beans and toss gently to mix. 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BRIDGEHAMPTON, NY 11932 589 221 pierresbridgehampton.com Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 FOOD & DINING danshamptons.com Page 59 Review: OutEast Cafe By Stacy Dermont OutEast Caf� is located in what used to be Regulars bar at 1271 North Sea Road, outside Southampton. But if you were a regular a Regulars, you might not recognize this place. The new proprietors, Patrick French and Aerin Suh, have transformed this eatery over the past few months. It is now full of light, sparely and tastefully decorated. I knew Suh was a California girl before she told me that she grew up in San Francisco. There's a welcoming openness amongst Californians and it's evident at OutEast Caf� � in the d�cor, the menu and the service. In addition to breakfast, burgers and sandwiches, there are a number of vegetarian dishes on offer. OutEast Caf� opened for breakfast and lunch last month and business has really taken off. They offer breakfast all day. They expect to be granted their liquor license next month, but they're in no hurry. Suh said, "We want people to come for the food. When we add the bar, we can do lots of fun cocktail stuff." French will be tending bar and Suh is planning events to include guest chef nights, live music and trivia contests. French is a local Sag Harbor boy who has worked at Art of Eating and J.R. Clark's in Lincoln Center. He is an experienced bartender and, lucky for him, his fianc�e is "head over heels in love with the East End." In fact, she "still gets a kick out of snow!" Among the locals now frequenting OutEast Caf�, the newly-married Frankie from Conca D'oro Pizzeria stopped in last week to give it the thumbs up. French and Suh became engaged in January and then set to work on their first big project together, making OutEast Caf� a friendly destination restaurant. They have THE Danny Murray, of Poxabogue Golf Course fame, as a mentor. AND they have Danny's cooks, sisters Minerva and Julia, in the kitchen. They are planning seasonal offerings, including tamales when corn season hits. S. Dermont Left: The Berkeley Bagelwich at OutEast Cafe; Right: Aerin Suh and Patrick French I enjoyed a breakfast with my husband at OutEast Caf� last Wednesday. I ordered up a Berkeley Bagelwich � a toasty bagel topped with hummus, avocado, cucumber, tomato, onion and mixed greens. I was quite pleased with my selection. A side of big, dark French fries for breakfast really sets the tone for a good day � whenever you breakfast. My husband enjoyed a Buenos Dias Omelette with homemade Pico de Gallo and Monterey Jack cheese. I did too � I lifted one yummy, cheesy bite. He also had the home fries. I tried those too � `not too salty. I appreciate that because I do add ketchup. And the home fries were not greasy � that also bodes well for the rest of one's day... I have to go back to try their salads and seasonal fare and we promised to bring our teenage son in to try the pancakes soon. OutEast Caf� in North Sea is convenient and reasonably priced. OutEast Caf�, Breakfast & Burgers, 7 a.m. � 4 p.m. Dine in or take out. Closed on Tuesdays. 631259-2998, email@example.com. Coming Soon. ex��t��t�� 9 T��t�|v _���zx A Chef Matthew Guiffrida Production Restaurant Week Extended... Open Thurs-Sunday Turkish ~ Mediterranean Cuisine Gyros Shish Kabob Chicken Kabob Turkish Pizza Daily Specials Take out/Dine In Or on our Peconic River Patio Dan's East End Dining INFORMATION 631-537-0500 CALL FOR 3 COURSE PRIX FIXE ALL NIGHT And Our Soon to be Famous $25 Wine List 24.95 T u rMcdermott Ave.aGRILL ku z 40 Riverhead (Next to Atlantis) Menus and More info Go to www.musehampton.com www.facebook.com/muserestaurant 631-591-1757 2751 (Under New Ownership) 3328 644 760 Montauk Highway, Water Mill, N.Y. Next to Citarella 631-726-2606 Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 FOOD & DINING danshamptons.com Page 60 SIDE DISH by Aji Jones The Backyard Restaurant at Sol� East in Montauk reopens on Thursday, May 12, and will be a venue for the second annual Montauk Music Festival. This hidden garden oasis offers a laidback vibe with a full schedule of weekly events, live music, and signature cocktails. The menu centers on fresh fish from Montauk waters and seasonal produce from local farms and The Backyard's herb garden. Dishes feature Mediterranean flair and South American influences and include: fluke ceviche with red onions, lime and jalapeno chile; a selection of fresh grilled proteins such as monkfish, scallops, skirt steak and BBQ pork short ribs; and lavender cheesecake. 631-668-2105. TR Restaurant & Bar in Hampton Bays, a brand new seafood restaurant located north of the Ponquogue Bridge and behind Tully's Seafood Market, will open this month. The year-round classic "Hamptonian" seafood restaurant will utilize the freshest ingredients from local fishermen and purveyors. Chef/owner Tom Rutyna offers a menu full of creative dishes and refined classics. Prices range from $8 to $15 for appetizers, $24 to $35 for entr�es, and $8 to $12 for desserts. Patrons will find an array of fresh fish with items such as whole Maya prawns, grilled with olive oil and lemon; two-pound lobsters, fire roasted with olive oil, lemon and tarragon; and BBQ shrimp, Louisiana-style with rice and black beans. 631-728-8700. "little red" takes over the former Featherstones' space in the heart of Southampton Village. It is the newest venture by red/bar brasserie restaurateurs David Loewenberg and Kirk Basnight and is slated to open mid-June. Modeled after the great European cafes, little red will be a relaxed yet fashionable dining experience with seasonal patio seating under an expansive awning. The New American and winefriendly menu will embrace the best of local fare with comfortable and simple cuisine including burgers, panini, salads, roast chicken, steak frites, fresh fish and seafood. Dinner will be served daily from 5:30 p.m. with weekend brunch after July 4. 631-283-3309. DJango's Organics in East Hampton recently opened their juice bar focusing on healthy juices and smoothies. It is the only store on the East End to feature a Norwalk Juicer, the only automated hydraulic juice press on the market. Juices start at $8.99 and smoothies start at $6.99. Try "The Seymour" with berry protein, fruit juice, mixed berries and ginger; or "Mom's" with chocolate protein powder, banana and unsweetened almond milk. 631-604-1770. Sen Restaurant in Sag Harbor now offers lunch every Saturday and Sunday from noon to 2:30 p.m. Lunch dishes include: Panko-crusted blue crab served with wasabi scallion tartar sauce ($14); and broiled miso-cured black cod fish served with a hajikami and mache garnish ($13.50). 631-725-1774. Meanwhile, Phao in Sag Harbor now offers sushi rolls from its sister restaurant Sen. Rolls such as Dakota with avocado, mild onions, kanikama and tempura flakes with eel sauce range from $7.50 to $19. 631-725-0101. Blackwells Restaurant in Wading River offers a "Nine & Dine" golfers' special every day, starting at 3 p.m. Golfers receive a half-round on one of Long Island's finest courses, Great Rock Golf Club, with dinner at Blackwells. The year-round special is $60 Monday through Friday or $70 on weekends. It includes nine holes with electric cart and a $40 voucher towards dinner. Special rates are also available for 18-hole rounds. 631-929-1800. Silvia (continued from page 58) 4. With tongs, transfer the asparagus to a serving platter and pour the pan juices over them. ORECCHIETTE WITH SPRING PEAS Orecchiette, meaning "little ears," are small rounded pasta with a thumb shape. Neapolitan in origin, the recipe is adapted from my dear friend Inez Villa Sussman. Yield: 6 to 8 servings 3 to 4 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil 2 large onions, diced 3 to 4 garlic cloves, finely chopped 1 small dried hot pepper, minced Freshly ground black pepper 1 can (1 pound, 12 ounces) whole plum tomatoes drained Kosher salt 1 1/2 pounds pod peas or 1 (10 ounce) package frozen peas 5 to 6 fresh basil leaves 1 pound orecchiette 1. In a saucepan, warm the oil and saut� the onions, garlic and dried pepper until onions are almost golden, about 5 minutes. Season with salt to taste and 3 or 4 grinds of fresh pepper, and saut� for another 3 to 4 minutes until onions are golden brown. Add the tomatoes, and break them up with a wooden spoon or spatula. Add salt to taste, then simmer with cover ajar for 15 minutes. If there is a lot of liquid in the pan, remove the cover to allow liquid to evaporate. 2. Add the fresh peas to the sauce. Stir to mix and simmer for 8 to 10 minutes. If using frozen peas, cook for 1 minute. (The sauce can be done ahead to this point.) Tear basil leaves on top of sauce but do not stir. Cover and remove saucepan from the heat. 3. In the meantime, bring 4 1/2 quarts of salted water to the boil in a 5 to 6-quart pot. Cook the pasta for 8 to 10 minutes, until al dente; Drain. 4. While the pasta cooks, return the pan with the pea mixture to medium heat and simmer the sauce to warm and cook the peas. Warm the pasta plates and a serving platter in a 180� F. oven. Transfer the pasta to the serving platter and pour the sauce over the pasta. Toss gently to mix and serve hot in the warm pasta bowls. Silvia's Lehrer's Savoring the Hamptons will be celebrated at a cocktail/dinner/book signing party at the Stone Creek Inn in East Quogue, on Sunday May 15, at 5 p.m. Call Books & Books in Westhampton Beach, 631-998-3260 for details. Correction: In last week's recipe for Triple Chocolate Chocolate Pudding from Sarabeth's Bakery, From My Hands to Yours (Rizzoli), the 3 cups whole milk was inadvertently omitted. 1549 Main Rd, Jamesport Cliff's Elbow Room s w 722-3292 Family owned and operated Since 1958 Find us on Facebook 1085 Franklinville Rd, Laurel Cliff's Elbow Too! s w 298-3262 Closed Mondays 7 days for BEST BEST OF THE Lunch and Dinner. COME TRY CHEF MARKS NUCLEAR WING Best Steak & CHALLENGE Clam Chowder 2010 www.Elbowroomli.com BEST BEST OF THE 2010 D D Feeling Lucky? Cliff's Elbow Too! WILD CARD WEEKDAYS Tuesdays through Thursdays. till April 28. Choose a card at the end of your meal and receive a discount or even a FREE MEAL! 853 Baja Sur inspired Mexican Specials Thursdays and Sundays under $15 $3 Tecate 631.725.1045 . estiaslittlekitchen.com 1615 Sag Harbor Bridgehampton Turnpike 3039 Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 FOOD & DINING danshamptons.com Page 61 DINING OUT 2992 587 75 MAIN RESTAURANT AND LOUNGE � Open daily for lunch 10:30 - 4:30 and dinner 4:30 - 10:30. Daily specials. Happy Hour 5 to 7 p.m. Fri, Havana Night, Sat, live band or DJ. Three-Course Prix Fixe $21.95, Tues.-Fri. 75main.com. 75 Main Street Southampton 631-283-7575. BACKYARD RESTAURANT AT SOLE EAST � A local favorite for those in the know. Located on the beautifully landscaped grounds of Sole East Resort. Casual, Mediterranean-influenced menu incorporating the freshest local produce and daily catches. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Brazilian Bossa Nova brunches on Sundays and live entertainment. 90 Second House Rd., Montauk. 631-6682105. Soleeast.com BOBBY VAN'S � Steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. `til 11 p.m. Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0590. CAFF� MONTE AT GURNEY'S � Breakfast daily from 7:30 to 10 a.m., from noon to 3 p.m. serving a casual Italianstyle menu. Excellent choices by Executive Chef Chip Monte. Check out the great late night bar scene. La Paticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. 631-668-2345. CANAL CAF� � Be reminded of Cape Cod in the 1970s at this very casual waterfront eatery. Enjoy fresh, local seafood, local wines and beer and a full bar. Accessible by boat. Live music all summer. 44 Newtown Road, Hampton Bays, 631723-2155. CLIFF'S ELBOW ROOM � Serving the best aged and marinated steak, the freshest seafood and local wines, in a casual, warm atmosphere. Family-owned and operated since 1958. Open for lunch and dinner. Two locations: 1549 Main Road, Jamesport, 631-722-3292, or 1065 Franklinville Rd, Laurel, 631-298-3262. Elbowroomli.com. COMTESSE TH�R�SE BISTRO � Enjoy award-winning North Fork wines in the Tasting Room or dine in the Bistro of this 1830s restored rectory. Cordon Bleu Chef Arie Pavlou prepares classic French cuisine. Private dining available for parties up to 16. Thursday-Sunday lunch and dinner. Reservations recommended but not required. 739 Main Road, Aquebogue. email@example.com. 631-7792800. COOPERAGE INN � Special events include annual summer lobster clambake, live comedy and murder mystery dinner theater, and wine and beer dinners. Beautiful new bar and lounge with live music on weekends. Happy Hour 5-7 p.m.. 2218 Sound Ave., Baiting Hollow. 631-727-8994. Cooperageinn.com. ESTIA'S LITTLE KITCHEN � Enjoy breakfast, lunch and dinner influenced by the flavors of Mexico at this cozy restaurant featuring delicious food and friendly service! A three-course Prix Fixe dinner is offered Thurs., Fri., Sat., & Sun. from 5:30 to 6:30 for $27. Choose soup or salad, main course and any dessert. On Thursdays and Sundays join us for Baja Sur-inspired Dinner Specials under $15 with a $3 Tecate. A private room is available for your next party. Dinner reservations recommended. Breakfast and lunch daily; dinner Thurs.-Sun., only. Closed Tues. 1615 Sag Harbor-Bridgehampton Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-7251045 estiaslittlekitchen.com HAMPTON COFFEE COMPANY � Espresso Bar & Bakery, Breakfast & Lunch Caf�, Outdoor Seating, Kid Friendly! Full-service breakfast and lunch, and hand-roasted estate-grown coffees. Dan's Papers "Best of the Best!" 6 a.m.6 p.m. daily. Locations on Montauk Highway in Water Mill (next to Green Thumb) and Mill Road in Westhampton Beach (Six Corners Roundabout at BNB), plus our Mobile Espresso Unit. Call ahead on your way to the beach: 631-726-COFE. Hamptoncoffeecompany.com. JAMESPORT MANOR INN � Experience North Fork architecture, art and cuisine in the reconstructed 1820s Dimon Mansion. Zagat-Rated New American Cuisine dedicated to sustainable, fresh and local food and wine. Dinner 3course prix fixe, Sun.-Thurs., $35. Lunch and dinner daily. Closed Tues. 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. jamesportmanor.com. Reservations 631-722-0500 or opentable.com LE SOIR RESTAURANT � Serving the finest French cuisine for more than 25 years. Nightly specials, homemade desserts. 825 W. Montauk Hwy, Bayport, 631-472-9090. LUCE & HAWKINS AT JEDEDIAH HAWKINS INN � Chef Keith Luce features an evolving menu emphasizing local and sustainably grown ingredients. Dinner Thursday through Monday; lunch Friday, Saturday; brunch Sunday and Monday. 400 South Jamesport Ave., Jamesport. 631-7222900, jedediahhawkinsinn.com. MUSE RESTAURANT & AQUATIC LOUNGE � New American Fare with Regional Flair. $24.95 3-course prix fixe offered ALL NIGHT, every night. Live music on Thursdays. Private cooking classes & wine dinners with Chef Guiffrida available. Open Thurs.-Sun., 5:30 p.m. Shoppes at Water Mill. 760 Montauk Hwy, Water Mill, 631-726-2606. NORTH FORK OYSTER COMPANY � Greenport's newest upscale seafood restaurant serves creative cuisine featuring the freshest local produce and seafood. The casually elegant space has been completely renovated to include an oyster bar and outdoor patio dining. Daily specials, local beers and wines, and a seasonal menu create the ultimate North Fork dining experience. Some Mother's Day specials include: Roasted BBQ Bacon Oysters, local oysters with BBQ glaze and bacon; Local Asparagus Bisque; Pan Roasted Striped Bass with local snow peas, fennel and white truffle honey. Closed Monday and Tuesday. Wednesday-Sunday lunch 11:30 a.m.-3 p.m.; Wednesday-Saturday dinner 5-10 p.m.; Sunday dinner 5-9 p.m. 300 Main St. (Stirling Square), Greenport, 631-477-6840. OASIS � Waterfront restaurant and bar with sunset views over Noyac Bay. Serving delicious and perfectly prepared seasonal cuisine with service that is always top notch. Now offering Happy Hour from 5:30 to 7 p.m. with special bar menu all night and a $30 Prix Fixe dinner Thursday through Saturday nights. Located at 3253 Noyac Road, Sag Harbor (next to Mill Creek Marina). Open Thursday to Sunday from 5:30 p. m. Available for Holiday Parties. oasishamptons.com. ORIENT BY THE SEA � Restaurant and Full Service Marina, family owned and operated since 1979. Offering an extensive menu of local seafood and fresh vegetables. Located next to Cross Sound Ferry. Dine overlooking beautiful Gardiners Bay on our outside deck. Open 7 days for lunch and dinner. 40200 Main Road, Orient. 631-323-2424, orientbythesea.com PHAO RESTAURANT � Features stylish d�cor and fabulous food. Traditional Thai dishes such as Pad Thai and nou- velle ethnic cuisine such as Pork Spare Ribs. Open yearround Wed.-Sun. at 5:30 p.m. 29 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0101, phaorestaurant.com PIERRE'S � Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Wonderful French food for the elegant diner in a great atmosphere. Open seven days. Brunch Fri.-Sun. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton, 631-537-5110. PORTO BELLO � Celebrating 20 years in their original location on the waterfront at 1410 Manhanset Ave., Brewer's Marina, Greenport. Owner Diana DiVello describes her restaurant as "Upscale Nautical." Enjoy beautiful views of Stirling Harbor and Peconic Bay, plus Italian, fresh local seafood and produce specialties. Local and imported wines, Porto Bello is one of the North Fork's hidden treasures. 631-477-1515. RACE LANE � An American restaurant with some continental asides. Norman Jaffe-designedbuilding. Sit by the fire with cocktails such as the "Race Lane Shandy" ($9, Pilsner, St. Germain, club soda) or the "Torquay" ($14, gin, muddled cucumber and lemon served in a Prosecco float). Open yearround. 31 Race Lane, East Hampton, 631-324-5022. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE � Established in July 1996, this microbrewery/restaurant is your Hamptons home for world-class beers served with local hospitality. Open year-round for lunch and dinner. Special events, private taproom, catering and takeout. 40 Bowden Square, Southampton 631-283-2800, publick.com. SQUIRETOWN RESTAURANT & BAR � A modern American bistro. Open 7 days for lunch & dinner. Specials include braised short ribs, grilled porterhouse pork chop and winter -themed soups. Introducing our 3-course Prix Fixe menu for $26.26 available daily, Fri./Sat. until 7 p.m. $19.95 1-1/4 Lobster, corn and potato Wednesdays. Check out the new $5 bar menu. Happy Hour Specials Mon.-Fri. 5-7 p.m. 26W Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays. 631-723-2626. TUTTO IL GIORNO � Open for dinner Weds. through Sun. Lunch Sat. & Sun. $30 three-course Prix Fixe dinner available Weds. and Thurs. 20% off bottles of wine and $9 per glass with Prix Fixe. Closed Mon. & Tues. 6 Bay Street, Sag Harbor. 631.725-7009. TWEEDS � Located in historic Riverhead, Tweeds Restaurant & Buffalo Bar in the J.J. Sullivan Hotel serves the finest local food specialties and wines representing the best Long Island vineyards. Open 7 days for lunch and dinner. 17 E. Main Street 631-208-3151. Tutto il Giorno three-course prix fixe dinner wed and thurs off bottles of wine & per glass with Prix Fixe G O O D O O D open for dinner wednesday through sunday open for lunch saturday & sunday (CHILDREN'S MENU AVAILABLE) CLOSED MONDAY THROUGH TUESDAY & A L E Tutto il Giorno .. (ACROSS FROM MARINE PARK) 1437 N I C H O L S 2260 5:3 1/ Hap 0-7 2 Pr py H pm ice o Dr ur in ks En Al lN ig joy Ou r ht Waterfront Restaurant and Bar 725-7110 Friday May 20th Spanish Wine Dinner: 5-course $75pp Prix Fixe All Night - Thursday, Friday and Sunday Special From Our Regular Dinner Menu! www.oasishamptons.com Available for Private Parties Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 danshamptons.com Page 62 DAY BY DAY For more events happening this week, check out: Arts & Galleries Listings pg: 56 Kid Calendar pg: 52 North Fork Calendar pg: 47 AMG-Amagansett; BH-Bridgehampton; EH-East Hampton; HB-Hampton Bays; MV-Manorville; MTKMontauk; Q-Quogue; RVHD-Riverhead; SGH-Sag Harbor; SGK-Sagaponack; SH-Southampton; SIShelter Island; WM-Water Mill; WH-Westhampton; WHB-Westhampton Beach; WS-Wainscott BENEFITS The Southampton Animal Shelter Foundation and Invisible Fence by Canine Control invite you to kick-off YAPPY HOUR on May 21, 2- 4 p.m. (kick-off for the June 11 Paws Across the Hamptons Dog Walk) Treats for all two and four-legged friends. Grand Prize Raffle Drawing, will include a pet wellness bed. Agility activities and a chance to adopt a pet, 720 Montauk Hwy., WM. 728-PETS ext. 225 POTATO HAMPTON 5K MINITHON � Saturday, June 4, 9 a.m., Militia Park, Ocean Rd., BH. 631-725-6216. Benefits Southampton Animal Shelter and American Heart Association. Danshamptons.com. DAN'S TASTE OF TWO FORKS � July 16, 2011. Celebrities including Sarabeth Levine and Silvia Lehrer, restaurants, wineries, more. danstasteofthetwoforks.com. THURSDAY, MAY 12 SECOND ANNUAL MONTAUK MUSIC FESTIVAL - May 12-15, 75 bands and singersongwriters perform over 100 shows. Peformances at about 25 Montauk restaurants/venues. Plus free open-air concerts at the Gazebo on the Green. All types of music. themontaukmusicfestival.com WESTSIDE STORY - Gateway Playhouse, Bellport, through May 28. Visit gatewayplayhouse.com for details and tickets. 631-286-1133 BIG BAND NIGHT � featuring Trevor Davison 10-piece Swing Band - 6:30 p.m. , 230 Elm, 230 Elm St., SH. $35 advance/$40 at the door while they last. 631-377-3900. JAZZ JAM AT BAY BURGER � 7-9 p.m. No cover and no reservations required Contact Claes Brondal at email@example.com for more information. Through November. FRIDAY, MAY 13 CANDLELIGHT FRIDAY � 5-8 p.m. Wolffer Wine Tasting Room, SGK. Featuring live music by bassist and composer Iris Ornig. No cover charge, wines by the glass, cheese and charcuterie plates. Wolffer.com. 631-537-5106 PRESBYTERIAN WOMEN ANNUAL SPRING RUMMAGE SALE � 4 � 6 p.m., also tomorrow (BAG SALE) 9 a.m. � noon, First Presbyterian Church, 2 South Main St., SH. Clothing, linens, shoes, jewelry, books, housewares.Free admission. THE PICTURE SHOW AT BAY STREET THEATRE S. Dermont � 8 p.m. The Graduate, $5 at the door. Bay St. Theatre, 1 Bay St., SGH. Baystreet.org. For the $25 "Dinner and a Movie" prix fixe dinner package, call The American Hotel at 631-725-3535. SATURDAY, MAY 14 WESTHAMPTON BEACH FARMERS MARKET � 9 a.m. � 1 p.m. Over 40 vendors! 85 Mill Rd., WHB. Whbcc.com.. Saturdays through November 19. See photo on page 63. SAG HARBOR INDOOR FARMERS MARKET� CANCELLED. See story on page 63. HORTICULTURAL ALLIANCE OF THE HAMPTONS GARDEN FAIR � 6-8 p.m. preview party $50/tomorrow 9 a.m. � 1 p.m. fair, free admission. Bridgehampton Historical Society, 2368 Montauk Hwy., BH. 631-537-2223, hahgarden.com. STAN WONG 5K FOR CANCER � 11 a.m. (check-in 9 � 10:30 a.m.), Newport Beach Marina, East Moriches. Stanwongfoundation.org. MARDERS GARDEN LECTURE SERIES - MAKE YOUR OWN WILDFLOWER MEADOW FOR HONEY BEES � 10 a.m. Marders, 120 Snake Hollow Rd., BH. 631537-3700, marders.com. Free. PICK OF THE WEEK Montauk Music Festival May 12-15 See listing below. Take a walk around Greenport. SOUTHAMPTON TRAILS PRESERVATION SOCIETY HIKE � 10 a.m. Red Creek/Sears Pond. Meet on Red Creek Road (100 feet off Rte 24), Flanders. Jim Crawford, 631-369-2341.southamptontrails.org. GUILD HALL PRESENTS THE MET: LIVE IN HD WAGNER'S DIE WALKURE � noon, John Drew Theater at Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. 631-324-0806; Complimentary wine prior to Curtain $22 / $20 GH members / $15 Students for live screenings; Tickets online at GuildHall.org; theatermania.com; or 1-866-811-4111 INSIDER'S VIEW OF SOUTHAMPTON HOMES � 1:30 � 4:30 p.m. 631-283-2494, $75 advance/$90 day of tour; southamptonhistricalmuseum.org. Duga and The Beatles Join Don Duga and guests at the Green Earth Caf�, 50 East Main Street in Riverhead, on Saturday, May 14, 1 p.m. - 5 p.m. The public is invited to view Duga's new series of 20 paintings honoring John Lennon and the Beatles, including the Beatles on Abbey Road, in India, at Kennedy Airport, on "The Ed Sullivan Show," and of course, on stages around the world. At 1 p.m. guitarist and composer Kristofer Ambrose will play Beatles classics on guitar, and Beatles expert and memorabilia collector Michael Maccarrone will discuss the Beatles' influence on the music industry. Writer and paparazzo Debbie Tuma will share her memories of meeting Lennon and McCartney in person, and pianist/composer Andrew F. Wargo will play Beatles classics and share stories from his long friendship with legendary documentary filmmaker Albert Maysles. Maysles made the first documentary about the Beatles landing in New York in 1964. Don Duga rose to fame in 1969 when he invented the Frosty the Snowman character and created the animated film classic Frosty the Snowman. He also did the 1996 award-winning animated film, Owen, about a young mouse and his beloved blanket. Duga's other work includes Mad Monster Party, with Phyllis Diller and Boris Karloff, and The Last Unicorn with Mia Farrow. Duga has also taught at the School of Visual Arts in Manhattan for over 30 years. His paintings are in private collections around the world. TWO BANDS AT EAST HAMPTON STUDIO � 8- 11 p.m. East Hampton Studio, 77 Industrial Rd., WS. Blue Coupe (headliner) and Charlie Nice. Blue Coupe includes founding members of Blue Oyster Cult, Albert and Joe Bouchard (drums and guitar) and Hall of Fame nominee bass guitarist Dennis Dunaway, founder of Alice Cooper. $40. 631-599-0002, hamptonjams.com LA TRAGEDIE DE CARMEN - 7 p.m. Music by Georges Bizet, Adapted by Marius Constant in a 90minute staged concert performance of the original Carmen opera, Montauk Public School, South Dorset Road, MTK. 212-230-1171 Ext. 11, 631-668-2481 THE RISING STARS PIANO SERIES PRESENTS PIANOFEST DISTINGUISHED ARTIST MARGARITA SHEVCHENKO � 7 p.m. Southampton Cultural Center's Levitas Center for the Arts. $15 general admission; students under 21 no charge. Sccarts.org. Shevchenko will perform Chopin's Barcarolle, Polonaise-Fantaisie and the beloved and brilliant "Eroica" Polonaise as well as Brahms Klavierst�cke Op.116. THE BAY STREET THEATRE WORKSHOPS PRESENTS CHASING THE TIGER - 8 p.m. Experience Gail Sheehy, the playwright! Best known for her New York Times best seller Passages, her play is about a love story of a media power couple, Gail and her husband legendary editor Clay Felker, and their fearless battles and victories over Felker's cancer. 631725-9500, $20. DJ BIGGIE AND LOOSE BOY � Traditional Jamaican Party, 75 Main, 75 Main St., SH. 631283-7575. 75main.com. SUNDAY, MAY 15 SOUTHAMPTON HISTORICAL SOCIETY ANTIQUES FAIR � 9 a.m. � 3 p.m., 159 Main St., SH. 631-283-2494, every other Sunday in season, southamptonhistoricalmuseum.org. SOUTHAMPTON TRAILS PRESERVATION SOCIETY HIKE � 10 a.m. Whiskey Hill. Meet on Mill Path (off Lopers Path east), BH. Jean Dodds, 631-537-0660. Southamptontrails.org. Free. NELSON DEMILLE DAY AT BOOKHAMPTON � 1 p.m. BookHampton, 20 Main St., SGH. Mystery maven DeMille will be on hand to sign books, celebrating the publication of his new book The Rich and the Dead. Free admission. CELEBRATION OF SILVIA LEHRER'S NEW COOKBOOK SAVORING THE HAMPTONS � 5 p.m. Cocktails followed by prix fixe dinner of recipes from this popular cookbook prepared by chef Chris Mir at Stone Creek Inn, 405 Montauk Hwy., East Quogue. Sponsored by Books & Books, Westhampton and Dan's Taste of Two Forks, 631-998-3260. Booksandbookswhb.com. $75 per person. danstasteoftwoforks.com. See feature story on page 33. MONDAY, MAY 16 JAZZ JAM AT THE PIZZA PLACE � 7-9 p.m. Montauk Hwy, BH, opposite Bridgehampton Commons. 631-537-7865. TUESDAY, MAY 17 ANN LIGUORI CHARITY GOLF TOURNAMENT Sebonack Golf Club, SH. Annliguori.com. WEEKLY LIFE DRAWING CLASS � 7 p.m. Veterans Hall, 2 Pond Ln., SH. 631-725-5851. WEDNESDAY, MAY 18 KNITTING CIRCLE WITH MIMI FINGER - 2 p.m., Southampton Historical Museum, Rogers Mansion, 17 Meeting House Ln., SH. Weekly meeting. $5/SHHS members free. Beginners to advanced. 631 283-2494 southamptonhistoricalmuseum.org THURSDAY, MAY 19 NEW LIFE CRISIS AT COPA WINE & TAPAS BAR 7:30 p.m., 95 School St, BH. Thursdays through May 26. FRIDAY, MAY 20 LONG ISLAND LANDSCAPES AND THE WOMEN WHO DESIGNED THEM � lecture 11:30 a.m./lunch 12: 30 p.m. Lecture $35/ Lecture & Lunch $75. 631-283-2494. The Meadow Club, 555 First Neck Ln., SH. Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 danshamptons.com Page 63 HAMPTONS EPICURE Stacy Dermont Last Tuesday the Sag Harbor Village Board shut down the Sag Harbor Indoor Farmers Market citing zoning concerns. I'm very concerned about zoning. I'm very concerned about any zoning in Suffolk County, New York State's most productive agricultural county, that disallows local farmers and producers from selling their products locally. Last Saturday there was no more cheese and wine tasting, no more fresh eggs and pasta, no more swapping of recipes or sampling of seasonal jams in the Bay Street Theatre lobby � just a bunch of sad customers looking for their foodie friends. As this paper goes to print, the Sag Harbor Village Board is deciding if the outdoor Sag Harbor Farmers Market will be allowed to run as it has for the past seven years on Bay Street. There's some flap about the fact that the market managers are being paid to run it. Of course they're paid - they should be paid! They work hard for all of us. Let's hope that the Sag Harbor Village Board makes the decision to welcome back the East End's oldest and most popular farmers market for a full season. This market draws thousands of people to Sag Harbor Village every Saturday � me included. I walk over and then on to the shops on Main Street � to buy whatever I'm missing to make dinner. If John Davenport The East End farmers market season opened last Saturday! double parking is an issue � let's get some enforcement over there. It's where the people are. The quality of the eggs, produce and fresh fish is the highest at our farmers markets. They are not taking business away from local shops because local shops, for the most part, don't carry this stuff. (A notable exception is the Cavaniola Cheese Shop in Sag Harbor. They sell products from the local farmers market after it closes. Thank you, Cavaniolas!) More and more people are "going local" as evidenced by the fact that we have new farmers markets springing up this summer on Shelter Island and in Flanders and Greenport. Plus Amagansett is getting an actual "farmers market" at the American Legion there � it just can't call itself that because the name is already taken by a shop. And the new market that opened in Springs' historic Ashawagh Hall last fall will continue for a full season this year. How can anyone have a problem with farmers markets? They have formed the backbone of small "market towns" throughout Europe for thousands of years. Australia is joyously riddled with `em. The Orient has their ancient marketplaces and the Middle East relies on its many souks. It's all good. Local-to-local, no shipping, no loss of nutrient value. Of course any enterprise requires regulation. New York State provides well-defined guidelines for organizing and running farmers markets. The Westhampton Beach Farmers Market is organized by state standards and it's run expertly by its professional manager Victoria Hedberg-Kingwell. Hedberg-Kingwell works for the local Chamber of Commerce, running the market is just a part of her full-time position. We need more professionally-run farmers markets to meet the demand for local products. We need more collaborative efforts between local municipalities and farmers markets. We need more farmers markets! You'll find a complete list of farmers markets in Dan's Memorial Day issue. Have Modeling Aspirations? Are You Outgoing? Looking to Meet Intersting People? is Looking for Part-Time Summer Help Friday Evenings & Saturdays 10-1 Starting on Memorial Day weekend and running 11 weekends throughout the summer (all of July and August) help with the promotional marketing of a hot, new, summer product. Great hours, fun work, easy to combine with another job or summer plans. $30/hr Applicants should send resume and/or cover letter to firstname.lastname@example.com 3309 2590 2366 Dan's Papers May 13, 2011 danshamptons.com Page 64 LETTERS THIS JUST IN Dear Dan, After reading your article in Dan's Papers about the P.O. Box incident, I felt compelled to send you a piece of "First Class Mail" via The United Postal Service. I too have a USPS (Box #703) in Hampton Bays, New York 11946-0607. However, not number one on the wealthiest scales to live in. But wealthy or poor, we all get to enjoy the treasures of the Hamptons. The beautiful waters, bay inlets, and beaches, all surrounding us. The feeling of the sand between our toes, the sound of the ocean waters kissing the waters edge, the warmth of the sun, the breezes refreshing ourselves, the twinkling of the stars at night, etc...we live in a postcard. I hope you enjoy this "First Class" piece of mail and hope you get several additional pieces. Best Wishes, S.V. Hampton Bays I am replying by U.S. Postal at the newspaper rate. Snail mail is the "better mail." -DR EVERYONE LOVES DAN'S PAPERS COVERS Dear Dan, The April 29 front cover was the absolute best. Time consuming, articulate, accurate and beautiful. It says it all. Thanks to your cover artist Raphaella Spence and Dan's Papers. Bill Dugan Passed this on. - DR PICKY Dear Dan, I loved your article and agree with two things...why even have milk chocolate, and root beer floats must have vanilla ice cream. I also identify with bones found in fish. One bone destroys the meal so I mostly eat scallops. My stupidest personal thing is that only fried eggs are unhealthy. Regards, Thomas V. Malone Westhampton Beach Send your letters to email@example.com (e-mails only, please) care less means that he cares somewhat. It's even worse than using "amount" for "number." It's bad enough out there � it's shocking that a "writer" uses incorrect clich�s. Harry Lorayne It could mean he cared just a teeny, teeny bit. - DR FULL UP Dear Dan, As the cost of gasoline continues to rise, the American public must face the fact that their vulnerability to foreign oil cannot be questioned. Although there is much blame being dispensed as to who is responsible for our current crisis, our dependence on this precious liquid is excessive. Reflecting on the Arab Oil Embargo and waiting in line to fuel my thirsty internal combustion engine in the 1970's, little has changed to lessen the dire grip that foreign oil embraces over our economy and family budgets. As we search for a scapegoat for our painful dilemma, we must ask ourselves why Detroit enticed us with dinosaur sized SUV's and trucks while the government stood in the shadows offering little intervention to loosen the grip OPEC has on our back pocket. Jason E. Hill Ridge, New York It seemed like a good idea at the time. - DR YOU REMEMBER MOMMA Dear Dan, I happened to run across a story of yours, dated February 1, 2008, called "View from the Bridge: Villa Maria Owner & Town Work to Save the View of Mecox Bay." I've passed by the property in question many times, and was interested to read something of its history. I was particularly interested, however, by the sentence that read "In 1928, it was sold to folks who loved to party (one of them was the actress Irene Coleman)." I would be very curious as to where that information came from. Irene Coleman (born Irene Bressette) was my mother, and, though she was always intentionally vague about details of her past, I had never before had any inkling that she'd been anywhere near the Hamptons. (She was born in New Hampshire, went to school in Iowa, and lived in Chicago before heading to Hollywood circa 1933.) I do wonder if the person in question might have been the silent film actress Anna Murdock, who, curiously, was herself born Irene Coleman, and was born in Port Washington. In any case, though I realize this matter would be very low on your list of priorities, I would be most appreciative if you were able to supply any further information about the party-loving Irene Coleman who once had an interest in the Villa Maria. Thanks very much. Cordially, Colman Andrews Riverside, Connecticut It was told to me by the Dominican sister in charge when it was a convent. --DR I also dislike sweet potato French fries. - DR WHO COULD CARE LESS? Dear Dan, For Pete's sake � it's not "who COULD care less" � it's "who couldN'T care less." You're saying just the opposite of what you mean � saying that he "could" POLICE BLOTTER The Netflix Thief A man in East Hampton called police to report that somebody had stolen a DVD out of his mailbox that he rented on Netflix, which delivers DVDs to customers by mail. The man said that when he opened his mailbox, he noticed that the envelope that normally holds his DVDs was torn open and empty. Ironically, the movie that had been stolen was, Heat. BOOOOYAHH!!!! ZING!! Gusty A gust of wind is to blame for an accident at the East Hampton airport that involved a small aircraft. The plane was blown off a runway during a routine landing last week that went terribly wrong. Both the pilot and the passenger were unhurt, ironically, both the pilot and the passenger were wearing windbreakers. ZING!!! OHHH!!!!! Caught A man from Bridgehampton was arrested in Hampton Bays after an investigation into a burglary was completed in Southampton. The man stole a 12-gauge shotgun and a nine-millimeter rifle from a residence in North Sea, among other things. It's probably not a good idea to steal from the guy who owns these kinds of weapons. Quite The Party Man A man involved in a car accident in East Hampton was arrested after he was found to have marijuana and cocaine on his person and in the car. When police arrived at the scene of the accident, that did not involve any injuries, they immediately smelled marijuana and began to look for it. In a short amount of time, they found both marijuana and cocaine in the car and inside the man's pockets. Another Party Man A man in Hampton Bays was found to be so intoxicated that he fell asleep in the middle of a parking lot and was nearly run over by a car. When the driver realized he nearly ran over a man sleeping in the parking lot, he called police. Shelter Island Residents became concerned when Old Man McGumbus, 96 and former WWII mine planter, was not arrested this week. A few calls revealed that McGumbus has officially joined Donald Trump's campaign for president and has left Shelter Island for the first time in 53 years. 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Owned and operated by NRT LLC. $ Jaguar Huntington & Jaguar Southampton ua ar PLATINUM TEST-DRIVE CHALLENGE TEST DR E CHALLENG RIVE GE 1,000 New 2011 XF Supercharged or XFR 2011 Audi S6 2011 BMW M5 2011 Mercedes-Benz E63 AMG Test-drive a 2011 Jaguar model between April 21, 2011 and May 31, 2011 at Jaguar Huntington or Jaguar Southampton and request a Jaguar Huntington/Jaguar Southampton Platinum Test-Drive Challenge offer "certificate". If you purchase or lease a new and unused 2011 comparably equipped, competing segment model that is specifically identified below within 10 days from the "Test-Drive Date" noted on the certificate, you will be eligible for an American Express Gift Card� valued at $1,000 from Jaguar Huntington or Jaguar Southampton, Huntington if all of the following requirements are met. The new 2011 Jaguar vehicles below are listed with the specific eligible competitive make vehicles that are qualified for this offer. w competi itive d New 2011 XF, XF Premium or XF Portfolio 2011 Audi A6 4.2 V8 2011 BMW 550i 2011 Mercedes-Benz E550 2011 Lexus GS 460 New 2011 XJ or XJL 2011 Audi A8 or A8L 2011 BMW 750i or 750Li 2011 Mercedes-Benz S550 2011 Lexus LS 460 or 460L 2011 Porsche Panamera S New 2011 XJ or XJL Supercharged or Supersport 2011 BMW 760i or 760Li r 2011 Mercedes-Benz S63 AMG enz 2011 Porsche Panamera Turbo amera New 2011 XK Coupe or Convertible 2011 Porsche 911 Carrera S 2011 BMW 650i Series 2011 Mercedes-Benz SL550 New 2011 XKR Coupe or Convertible 2011 Porsche 911 Turbo 2011 BMW M6 2011 Mercedes-Benz SL63 AMG TERMS AND CONDTIONS: One test-drive offer per customer. You agree to complete a survey explaining why you did not purchase or lease a new Jaguar as part of the requirements to receive this offer. Your full address and Social Security Number must be supplied to Jaguar Huntington or Jaguar Southampton whereas you may incur tax liability. Evidence of the eligible competitive purchase or lease must be supplied to Jaguar Huntington or Jaguar Southampton on or before the offer expiration date listed on the certificate at the time of the test drive. Competitive make vehicle purchased or leased must be the eligible competitive make and model listed in the appropriate boxes for the specific Jaguar vehicle that was test driven as listed on the certificate. "Comparably equipped" for the purpose of this offer requires: 1. A competitive make vehicle that has the same engine cylinder count, or greater (i.e. V8 to V8 or V12, unless specifically listed above) 2. The same body style, i.e. sedan for sedan, long wheel base model for long wheel base model (if applicable), coupe for coupe, or convertible for convertible. 3. The competitive make must have comparable major features such as navigation systems, moon roof, automatic transmission, interior trim levels, etc. All-Wheel Drive versions of the selected competitive makes are excluded from this offer (unless specifically listed above). This offer is non-transferable and can only be claimed by the person named on the certificate if all of the requirements listed on the certificate are complied with. This offer is valid in the State of New York and for New York residents only and for licensed drivers 18 years or older. You agree to supply the minimum evidence below (to be retained by Jaguar Huntington or Jaguar Southampton) as proof of your eligible competitive-make lease or purchase. 1. A copy of a fully executed purchase or lease contract in the name of eligible claimant dated on or before the offer expiration date on the certificate. 2. A copy of the eligible competing make's vehicle's Manufacturer's Suggested Retail Price label (MSRP/Monroney Label). 3. Evidence of eligible competitive vehicle's New York registration in the claimant's name as listed on the certificate during the eligible offer period as dated on the certificate. The offer is available to private individuals only. You understand that the American Express Gift Card� may take up to 14 days to be processed and received by you. Jaguar Huntington or Jaguar Southampton will not be responsible for lost or stolen gift cards once received by you. No purchase from Jaguar Huntington or Jaguar Southampton required. If all conditions of this offer are met by you, the American Express Gift Card� must be claimed within 30 days of "test-drive" date listed on the certificate or this offer is null and void. Offer runs April 21, 2011 through May 31, 2011. 2011 JAGUAR XF PREMIUM with Platinum Coverage PER. MO. 42-MO. LEASE Due at signing: $3,919 + Sales Tax & DMV fees Heated windshield Heated steering wheel Bluetooth� Navigation Sunroof Rear camera Blind spot monitor Front parking aid 2011 JAGUAR XJL with Platinum Coverage $ SECURITY DEPOSIT iPod integration Winter mode Satellite radio Satellite radio does not include SiriusXMTM monthly fee. 0 Up to 60 mos. on Jaguar XF Up to 36 mos. on Jaguar XK and XJ 0 % APR PER. MO. 42-MO. LEASE Due at signing: $2,789 + Sales Tax & DMV fees Heated windshield Heated wood and leather steering wheel Bluetooth� Navigation $ SECURITY DEPOSIT 0 Sunroof Winter mode Satellite radio Satellite radio does not include SiriusXMTM monthly fee. JAGUAR HUNTINGTON 631-427-2222 JAGUAR SOUTHAMPTON 631-287-5151 www.JaguarHuntington.com www.JaguarSouthampton.com