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The Pitch: January 3, 2013
The Pitch, January 3-9, 2013. Kansas City's Alternative Weekly. // Feature: "Press Here" by Theresa Bembnister.
JANUARY 3–9, 2013 | FREE | VOL. 32 NO. 27 | PITCH.COM JANUARY 3–9, 2013 | VOL. 32 NO. 27 Editor Scott Wilson Managing Editor Justin Kendall Music Editor David Hudnall Sta Writers Charles Ferruzza, Ben Palosaari Editorial Operations Manager Deborah Hirsch Calendar Editor Berry Anderson Clubs Editor Abbie Stutzer Food Blo er, Web Editor Jonathan Bender Proofreader Brent Shepherd Contributing Writers Tracy Abeln, Theresa Bembnister, April Fleming, Leslie Kinsman, Chris Milbourn, Dan Savage, Abbie Stutzer, Lucas Wetzel Intern Nadia Imafidon Art Director Ashford Stamper Contributing Photographers Angela C. 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COVER BY LA CUCARACHA PRESS 2 THE PITCH J A N U A R Y 3 - 9, 2 0 1 3 pitch.com pitch.com M O N T H X X–X X , 2 0 0 X THE PITCH 2 QUESTIONNAIRE DOG & CAT GROOMING, NATURAL FOOD & MORE! mo t KATIE DAILY Director, American Advertising Federation of Kansas City (AAF-KC) Simply by Gia Grooming nsas cit Ka ycle s y er rc o v e ic Occupation: AAF KC is a membership or- ganization furthering the education of advertising professionals and promoting the art of advertising. We specialize in professional development programs, speaker and networking events and recognition shows. We represent the second-largest AAF chapter in the nation and one of the top creative advertising cities in the country. Hometown: Kansas City, Missouri S A B R I N A S TA I R E S 912 W 39th St • KCMO • 816.277.7348 simplywonderfulkc.com • /SimplyGrooming Current neighborhood: West 39th Street Who or what is your sidekick? A cup of co ee from YJ's or Filling Station. If you see me without a cup of co ee, it's an impostor. 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If you love what Kansas City is doing right now in the arts community, support Charlotte Street. What movie do you watch at least once a year? What local tradition do you take part in every year? St. Patrick's Day at Kelly's Celebrity you'd like to ride the Mamba with at Worlds of Fun: Jack White Favorite person or thing to follow on Twitter: Texts From Last Night. I've been reading it since college, and it never gets old. www.goodcallwireless.com 816-421-5300 ing, Birdies or the Bunker Favorite place to spend your paycheck: TravelWhat local phenomenon do you think is overrated? The Power & Light District Where do you like to take out-of-town guests? Arthur Bryant's, the Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art, YJ's, the City Market and Westport By Salon Professional What subscription — print, digital, etc. — do you value most? The New Yorker Last book you read: The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho. It's a story about following your instinct, which is a philosophy I live by. eld to Branson. I went to Drury University in Spring eld, and my friends and I would go camping in Busiek (right outside of Branson). The drive during the fall is one of the most beautiful scenes of the Ozarks I've ever seen. GLADSTONE 7218 N. Oak Trafficway KANSAS CITY 2518 Vivion Road NORTH KANSAS CITY 502 Armour Road Zona Rosa 7763 Prarieview Road Finish this sentence: "Kansas City got it right when …" It invested in the Crossroads Dis- trict and got serious about building a strong arts culture. Favorite day trip: My favorite day trip is Spring- approve funding for light rail. "Kansas City screwed up when it …" Didn't "Kansas City needs …" Public transportation "People might be surprised to know that I …" Was a competitive Irish dancer for most of my life — 15 years. beyond the downtown streetcar. What is your most embarrassing dating moment? Embarrassing dating moment? Never. kinds of confessions for my priest. 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However, due to the rash of burglaries that happen when occupants are at work/on vacation, it has become safer to acknowledge a door knock through a closed and locked door. It is perfectly acceptable to refuse to open the door! pitch.com M J RX–X Y 39, 20 00 1X 3 pitch.com OA NN TU HAX X , 2 SAFETY TIP: 5725 Nieman Rd • Shawnee, KS • 913.248.3288 • ShesAPistol.com T TH HE E P PI IT TC CH H 3 1 PLOG SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED t's kind of an interesting story," Merriam City Administrator Phillip Lammers says of the events that led an Ikea to this suburb. Lammers is right. Merriam probably owes its Ikea — slated for a 2014 opening — to the nation's economic downturn and the failure of a big-box retailer. It all started with Merriam Village, a shopping development o Interstate 35's Johnson Drive exit that never opened. "Merriam Village was intended to be kind of an extension of Merriam Town Center," Lammers says. "It was like, 'Oh this is going to be groovy.' " The complex never had a chance. Planned anchor tenant Circuit City crashed into bankruptcy and went out of business in 2009, leaving Merriam Village vacant. "It's the old cliché: Be careful what you ask for," Lammers says of the failed center. "Had they [Circuit City] launched, had that happened, I don't think we would have an Ikea here." This past December, the Merriam City Council unanimously approved a deal with the Swedish furniture retailer and erased three years of bad memories with a victory. As part of the deal, DDR Corp., the real-estate rm that owns the land, will sell the 22-acre site to Ikea. Ikea will keep half of a 1-percent sales tax that it generates — up to $19.9 million — over the course of 20 years. The city won't take on any debt or ownership of any buildings or land, and the $19.9 million cap won't go up. Merriam is poised to reap the rewards of shoppers who are known to drive to Ikea outposts for Klingsbo coffee tables and Poäng chairs. The rst year's sales revenue is estimated to earn the suburb $445,000 for the general fund and $200,000 for its capitalimprovement projects, according to Lammers. And the state of Kansas is estimated to gain $5 million in the rst year. "In general, they will be the largest salestax producer that we have," Lammers says. In addition to stuffing city coffers, Ikea stores around the country have drawn a variety of businesses near them. Merriam's Ikea euphoria paves over the failure of Merriam Village. BY BEN PALOSAARI I "I'm very optimistic that is going to happen because there's a lot of land right around this area that hasn't been developed," Lammers says of the surrounding land owned by DDR. If you're wondering which businesses might follow, Merriam City Council candidate Todd Boyer is already ahead of you. Boyer did a selfdescribed "very unscienti c" study, looking at the businesses around 37 other American Ikeas and using Google Maps to nd business listings within a quarter mile of the stores. "The things that jumped out is that there are lots of stores. And the crazy thing is, almost a third of those stores are furniture, décor, lighting stores," Boyer says. Among them are Ashley Furniture, Ethan Allen Design Center, Pier 1 Imports and Sleep Number. "These are things that Ikea obviously already sells and supports themselves [by selling]. These guys enhance that and o er some additional products." Boyer also found that the Ikeas are surrounded by a total of 169 restaurants (which he says he's most looking forward to having in the area), three Apple Stores, and 24 sportinggoods stores, among other retailers. There's worldwide precedent for the theory that businesses near Ikeas experience increased sales. In 2010, a Deutsche Bank analyst made a name for the bump in revenue that businesses near Ikea stores receive: the "honey pot e ect." The nal hurdles to Merriam's Ikea bliss were cleared with the Merriam City Council's December 17 approval of the plan. (DDR conrmed the sale of the site the next day.) Boyer's map to the Ikea honey Construction of the 349,000-square-foot outlet is expected to begin next summer, with a planned fall 2014 opening. Lammers says the potential for other businesses (or end-users, as he calls them) — and even more tax revenue — to follow Ikea to Merriam is likely to happen. "I think the good thing is that there are end-users being contemplated in the neighborhood, which I think is really exciting to us. And that's on top of the $8.9 million in the general sales tax," he says. "I was told by a planner that they are already looking at some proposed sites for an end-user near this." E-mail firstname.lastname@example.com 4 THE PITCH J A N U A R Y 3 - 9, 2 0 1 3 pitch.com pitch.com M O N T H X X–X X , 2 0 0 X THE PITCH 1 pitch.com J A N U A R Y 3 - 9, 2 0 1 3 THE PITCH 5 Each week, Pitch Street Team cruises around to the hottest clubs, bars and concerts. You name it, we will be there. While we are out, we hand out tons of cool stuff. So look for the Street Team... We will be looking for you! STREET TEAM A CANDY-COATED COMPETITION TO NAME GET YOUR FIX. KANSAS CITY'S SWEETHEART P as Party Quasi Quasi Quism @ Quasimodo End of the World P arty @ Uptown Arts Bar FEBRUARY 21, 2013 from 6-8PM See more on the "promotions" link at p End of the World Party @ Uptown Arts Bar 1621 Locust, KCMO Sevendust @ Indie TICKETS AR CURRENT CONTENDERS/SAMP E $12 EACH Upcoming Events 1.26 - Frost @ Indie 1.26 - 80s Party featuring The Zeros @ Uptown 1.30 - The Darkness @ Beaumont LE TABLES INCLUDE: FOR MO s tch.c i p . e r u ec RE IN ICKE FO OR T om TS, VISIT 6 THE PITCH J A N U A R Y 3 - 9, 2 0 1 3 pitch.com P re s s He re SKILL, ARTISTRY, PROCESS, ENTREPRENEURSHIP —THIS IS HOW KC'S INDIE PRINTERS ROLL. { B Y T H E R E S A B Y B E M B N I S T E R C H R I S M U L L I N S P H O T O G R A P H Y } f you're reading these words on newsprint, you're looking at a page that has been machineproduced for a large audience — something manufactured, as most everything is, with e ciency and cost-e ectiveness in mind. But not everybody who puts ink to paper operates that way. A vibrant community of commercial printers in Kansas City has purposely adopted laborintensive methods, sometimes using decades-old equipment that has fallen out of fashion, collateral to printing's digital revolution. The entrepreneurial artists, designers and craftspeople spotlighted on the next few pages have found a profession that they say is a means to selfexpression and a way to improve their surroundings. They share a passion for process, and their missions are simple: impeccable craft, outstanding design, high-quality products. Arguably, they're making something else, too: a KC indie-press boom. continued on page 8 pitch.com J A N U A R Y 3 - 9, 2 0 1 3 pitch.com M O N T H X X–X X , 2 0 0 X THE PITCH THE PITCH 7 1 Press Here continued from page 7 110 Southwest Boulevard, 816-421-1929, hammerpress.net —−–—–−—−–—−—–——−–—–−—−–—−—–——−–—–−—−–—−—–— Hammerpress Proprietor: Brady Vest Established: 1994 Services: design, letterpress Specialties: wholesale and retail paper goods and wedding invitations It would be hard to overstate Hammerpress' role in the development of Kansas City's hive of small, artist-run print shops. Owner Brady Vest got hooked on letterpress as a student in the printmaking department at the Kansas City Art Institute (where his senior thesis was the production of 1,000 CD covers for a local band). "When I graduated, I had to gure out a way to keep doing it," Vest says. So he purchased equipment he found advertised in a trade magazine, which he had picked up on campus (this was pre-Internet), and then he set up shop. Nearly 20 years later, Hammerpress is a Crossroads retail staple, shipping its original-design paper goods (stationery, posters, calendars, greeting cards) internationally. The company's aesthetic has maintained the look of the original handset type, though plates today are usually produced from digital les rather than assembled by hand. And Vest has come a long way from the pre-Internet world. Hammerpress' website and social-media presence attract customers from all over the world — customers whose digital routines have perhaps inspired a renewed appreciation for the handmade. "The Internet and Martha Stewart" revived the letterpress, Vest says. "I'm serious. Ten years ago, she was highlighting letterpress wedding invitations. Ten years ago, you'd have to explain to people what that is." Thanks to artist-run print shops like Hammerpress, an explanation is no longer necessary. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ 3121 Gillham Road, 816-719-7270, twotonepress.yolasite.com —−–—–−—−–—−—–——−–—–−—−–—−—–——−–—–−—−–—−—–— Brady Vest (top), in his element at Hammerpress; left: staff members at work; above: the shop's retail space. Two Tone Press Proprietors: Michelle Dreher and Angie Dreher-Bayman Established: 2005 Services: design, letterpress Specialty: wedding invitations For now, Michelle Dreher and Angie Dreher-Bayman hold most of their client meetings at the Filling Station, just down the street from the building they've been renovating to house Two Tone's studio, o ces and retail space. Purchased from Truman Medical Center two years ago (in a deal partly nanced by bartered prints), the building holds the partners' three vintage Vandercook letterpresses and a Chandler & Price platen press. Dreher fell in love with the letterpress process as a student at the Kansas City Art Institute. She says, "It takes a certain kind of person to get grease on your ngers and want to work with machinery. I love it." Her sister's zeal, on the other hand, is for lists and spreadsheets. After joining the business in 2011, DreherBayman streamlined the pricing and revamped the business's Web presence. She also convinced the reluctant Dreher to court more wedding work, a portion of their business that has since blossomed. When they're not designing or printing for clients, the two produce their own line of ne-art prints and stationery, which they sell at craft and print fairs and on Etsy. 8 THE PITCH 2 THE PITCH J AO NN UT AH RY 3 - 9,X 2 M X X–X ,0 21 03 0 X pitch.com pitch.com Above, from left: Angie Dreher-Bayman and Michelle Dreher; left: the sisters divide their duties. ————––———————————————————————— printosaurus.org, firstname.lastname@example.com —−–—–−—−–—−—–——−–—–−—−–—−—–——−–—–−—−–—−—–— Printosaurus HOW THEY DO IT Proprietors: Chris and Lauren Foxworth Established: 2009 Services: design, screen-printing Specialty: original T-shirt designs Printosaurus' husband-and-wife team, Chris and Lauren Foxworth, met as dorm neighbors during their freshman year at the Kansas City Art Institute. After graduating, the couple started taking screen-printing jobs on the side while working at a local business that printed soccer jerseys. Printosaurus began in the couple's living and work space in 2009, after the Foxworths purchased a dryer, an exposure unit and a six-color manual T-shirt press from a friend of a friend. The company o ers design services and screen-printing on textiles and paper goods, and its clients include Broadway Café and Spin Neapolitan Pizza. Doodling while watching movies together (the two now share another day-job workplace, Tivoli Cinemas) provides inspiration for the T-shirt designs that they sell through their website and on Etsy. They say they want to open a Printosaurus retail space, a goal they're saving toward. Even without brick-and-mortar overhead, though, the Foxworths keep their prices low to make sure that anyone can afford to own an original design. "Who says art has to be expensive?" Chris Foxworth says. "Might as well have quality images for cheap." n letterpress, an inked plate with a raised image or text is placed into the bed of a press before paper is pressed or rolled against it to create an impression. A form of relief printing, letterpress has a distinctly crisp, three-dimensional quality, thanks to the shadow e ect created when the plate hits the paper. I ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ La Cucaracha Press 2009 Campbell, 816-868-3678, lacucarachapress.com —−–—–−—−–—−—–——−–—–−—−–—−—–——−–—–−—−–—−—–— Lauren and Chris Foxworth are working toward a brick-and-mortar store. Proprietors: Jordan Carr, Nicholas Naughton and Eric Lindquist Established: 2011 Services: design, letterpress, silkscreen Specialty: community-focused printing Letterpress was the most widespread printing method until the development of o set printing in the 20th century. O set printing allows for more e ciency; paper can be fed mechanically into the press, and more than one color can be printed at once. But letterpress printing began making a comeback in the mid-1990s, and small presses began to proliferate. Popular presses now in use by small shops include models made by Vandercook, Chandler & Price and Heidelberg. Eric Lindquist, Nicholas Naughton and Jordan Carr (above, from left) believe in word of mouth. Community is at the core of La Cucaracha Press, which grew out of the ruins of the Arts Incubator's Inkubator Press, a membership-based printmaking studio that closed when the city shuttered its parent organization's doors in June 2011. Nicholas Naughton, who served as Inkubator's director, along with shop monitors Eric Lindquist and Jordan Carr, purchased some of the defunct press's equipment to start a new shop. Operating from a space in the City Ice Arts Building, La Cucaracha o ers design services along with letterpress and screen-printing, but the shop also retains a membership-based system similar to Inkubator's, with a small roster of regular members paying rent to use the space and its equipment. The press generates work through word of mouth; its jobs have included labels for Broadway Café's bottles of 20th-anniversary roast, tags and look books for Method boutique's Negro Leagues Baseball Museum clothing line, and ne-art prints for Peruvian Connection stores. Most of La Cucaracha's original designs center on repurposed vintage images, with a handmade aesthetic that takes advantage of printmaking's inherent irregularities. Further cementing its community-centered status, La Cucaracha has served as a home base for the Phresh Prints Co-op, made up of Kansas City Art Institute students who volunteer their design and printing services to local nonpro ts. continued on page 10 In order to create a screen print, a stencil of an image is rst transferred onto a porous mesh screen using a light-sensitive chemical process. The screen is then held in place over paper or textile while ink is squeegeed across its surface. The ink forced through the screen creates areas of color on the material below. A separate screen must be created for each color in the nal image. In a manual press, the squeegee is moved by hand; an automated press uses mechanized ll blades to spread the ink across the screen. After printing, the textile or paper must dry, most often by lying at or traveling through a conveyor belt on a drying machine. THE PITCH THE PITCH 9 3 pitch.com M O J A N U A R Y 3 - 9, 2 0 1 3 pitch.com N T H X X–X X , 2 0 0 X Press Here continued from page 9 Union Press Screen Printing Co. 1219 Union, 816-842-5683, unionscreenprinting.net —−–—–−—−–—−—–——−–—–−—−–—−—–——−–—–−—−–—−—–— Proprietor: Zach Lovely Established: 2005 Services: screen-printing Specialty: small runs of T-shirts In order to reach the printing equipment at Union Press, you have to walk by what Zach Lovely describes as the "workout facility": a graffiti-covered ramp that's positioned just right for skateboarding breaks. But you expect that here — Lovely is the man behind Lovely Skateboards. He started Union Press as a way to cut a middleman out of the clothing line he designs, and he had a key ally: Brian Scott, the production manager who honed his skills making prints for the Chicago Museum of Contemporary Art. The business specializes in small runs of T-shirts (a typical order is just 24–50 pieces), and his local clients now include Mercy Seat Tattoo and Art Gallery, Lady Luck Hair Parlour, and the Blue Nile Café. Lovely says the shop's attention to detail sets it apart: "A lot of people just pump the jobs out. We actually care. We're not going to let you print your logo on your belly like a Care Bear. We'll move it up to where it's supposed to be." He hopes to open a satellite location for the print shop in Denver, but there's no plan to return to a retail-store model in KC. Trunk shows and online shops are the only places to nd his Lovely line and Scott's Nug Life label. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Above, from left: Brian Scott, Brandon Chowning and Zach Lovely prefer details to middlemen. Skylab Letterpress 1968 Linn, North Kansas City, 816-472-0002, skylabletterpress.com —−–—–−—−–—−—–——−–—–−—−–—−—–——−–—–−—−–—−—–— plate development Specialty: high-quality printing Proprietor: Bob Atkins Established: 2006 Services: letterpress, die-cutting, photopolymer Above: Katie Stamer and Ben Jones at work; top right: Bob Atkins, perfectionist 10 HEE PP JO AN NT UH AR 3 - 9, 3X pitch.com 4 TTH II TT CC HH M XY X–X X, 2 20 010 pitch.com You don't have to spend much time in the pressroom at Skylab Letterpress to realize that owner Bob Atkins and press operator Ben Jones are geeks — about printing and about science ction. Atkins learned the letterpress craft while working at Rohner Letterpress, a shop in Chicago, and he opened Skylab in 2006 after attending the Kau man Foundation's FastTrac program. The business's name (which refers to the NASA space station that orbited the Earth from 1973 to 1979) re ects Atkins' interest in all things out-of-this-world. Skylab prints large-volume letterpress jobs exclusively designed by outside clients, which have included Lululemon Athletica and the School of Visual Arts in New York City. Skylab is home to three Heidelberg windmill presses and one cylinder press, which allows the shop to comfortably produce 2,500 one-color impressions an hour — way more than a smaller, hand-fed Vandercook press — without sacri cing the three-dimensional quality that's achievable only through letterpress. "They say that out of cheap, fast or perfect, you can get two of the three," Atkins says. "We don't o er cheap or fast here." 1401 Fairfax Tra cway, KCK, 913-233-0373, vahallastudios.com —−–—–−—−–—−—–——−–—–−—−–—−—–——−–—–−—−–—−—–— Vahall a Studios Proprietors: Dan Padavic and Tad Carpenter Established: 2006 Services: design, illustration, screen-printing, letterpress Specialty: concert posters Tad Carpenter and Dan Padavic have been friends since they were 15 and played football for rival high schools. These days, they're business partners. The two began running screen-printing jobs at night, after putting in hours at their day jobs. Their big break came when they landed Myspace Secret Shows as a client. Over three years, they produced posters for 164 Myspace-produced concerts. When not busy designing for Vahalla Studios, Carpenter maintains his own busy freelance practice, while Padavic's entrepreneurial spirit has led him to start a ful llment company. The networks that Padavic and Carpenter have developed in these careers provide a steady stream of business. The partners concentrate on ne-art screen- and letterpress prints for artists and designers, with an emphasis on the music industry. "Everything coming through here is going to be cherished by someone at some point," Carpenter says. "It's creating a memory for someone." Eventually, he adds, Vahalla could expand into designing music festivals and making music videos or animation. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Dan Padavic (left) and Tad Carpenter know they're making memories. Bandwagon Merchandise 2924 Cherry, 913-712-9496, bandwagonmerch.com —−–—–−—−–—−—–——−–—–−—−–—−—–——−–—–−—−–—−—–— Proprietor: Ryan Beye Established: 2007 Services: screen-printing, T-shirt nishing Specialty: T-shirts screen-printed for wholesale As this story was going to press, The Pitch learned that Bandwagon founder Ryan Beye had died. Beye, pictured above, died in his sleep December 28, according to his girlfriend, Abby Dimalanta. He was 31. In less than 10 years, Beye, a xture in the local music scene, had gone from making buttons alone in a garage to running a company that employed 11 people, printed 250,000 shirts a year, and was admired by its local peers. Bandwagon Merchandise, which originally focused on music-industry clients, grew so quickly that Beye had to decide between college and running his company. He chose the latter, and it proved a savvy move. He told The Pitch in December that Bandwagon's original four-color press had given way to an eight-color automatic press and two manual six-color presses. The company was focusing on large-scale projects, with a client list including Urban Out tters and Hot Topic (along with Waldo Habitat for Humanity ReStore and Boulevard Brewing Co.). Dimalanta says Bandwagon's sta and Beye's family are committed to ensuring that Bandwagon Merchandise will continue. Beye's mastery of the business led to serious product volume. E-mail email@example.com pitch.com M O N T H X X–X X , 2 0 0 X T H E P I T C H 5 pitch.com J A N U A R Y 3 - 9, 2 0 1 3 T H E P I T C H 11 Career Exploration Night December 12 or January 9, 6-7:30 pm THE ULTIMATE INTERACTIVE MUSIC EXPERIENCE. 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Blue River Business & Technology Longview Maple Woods Penn Valley 12 THE PITCH J A N U A R Y 3 - 9, 2 0 1 3 816.604.1000 mcckc.edu/visitbtc pitch.com WEEK OF JANUARY BY BERRY ANDERSON PAG E 17 FIRST-FRIDAY ROUNDUP One of the good things about First Friday during the winter months is the likelihood of smaller crowds — meaning a better chance of seeing the art but enough fellow viewers to hear some opinions or even share your own. There's also the likelihood that something has been held over a bit longer than it might have been in the more crowded summer. Case in point: Blue Gallery (118 Southwest Boulevard) has extended a group exhibition that includes the latest provocative portraits by painter Lacey Lewis. And there's a high-end bargain bin (called the Wonder Wall) of works priced at less than $500. Got some cash over the holidays? Now's your chance to pick up a gift for yourself while supporting local artists. Over at the Leedy-Voulkos Art Center (2012 Baltimore), a few new exhibitions open tonight in the smaller galleries, but a burst of swirling color is waiting to delight your eyes and get you thinking. Stacie Chappell's Mindful Movement does what her artist statement pledges: "Explores spatial movement of color and form as a metaphor for psychological states." This visual stream of consciousness is on large canvases and takes up the whole front gallery. The main gallery takes a more controlled look at composition. Using crossword puzzles as his guide, Fernando Pezzino creates multiple square canvases and other angled shapes, each bursting with geometric shapes in bold colors, in the captivating exhibit Filling FILM FDR's motor runs in Hyde Park. FRIDAY 1. 4 20 PAG E on d deer See sa ay. id r F t Firs FAT C I T Y Jamina Bone is brewing KCK a Cup. Laura DeAngelis "Even the Mighty Will Fall" (detail) the Void. In the back of the space is Objects of Interest/The Interest of Objects, Michael Hager's manifestation of his belief that humans are feeling animals and therefore experience reality only through the bodily senses. The four works in his show look like pieces of bridges, evoke ships' sails and appear deceptively weighty. If you didn't make it to Omaha's Bemis Center about a year ago to see the grotesque stilllife photo arrangements by Vera Mercer (her irst solo exhibition), good news: Her largescale photos of arranged raw meats, waterfowl awaiting plucking, and household objects, fashioned after the 17th-century Dutch and Flemish style, are at Sherry Leedy Contemporary Art (2004 Baltimore). Also new here are the bold igurative ceramic sculptures by Laura DeAngelis. Pearl Diving includes an 80-inch-tall pair of playing-card towers topped by antlered deer heads. —T A 24 PAG E MUSIC FORECAST Celebrate the King's 78th birthday. T H U R S D AY 1.3 913-782-3827). Across the street from the Johnson County Courthouse, it's $3 you-call-its. (Premiums and super-premiums don't count, y'all.) Drivers Sport Café (8220 Metcalf, Overland Park, 913-383-5353). This cozy joint just south of downtown Overland Park has nine screens to hold your attention while you work on $2.75 bottled beer, $2 16-ounce PBR cans and $2 Busch Light bottles. During the game, the shot special is a $2 Fireball. Lucky Brewgrille (5401 Johnson Drive, Mission, 913-403-8571). This bar and grill made the move from Manhattan, Kansas, in 2001 and pulls in big crowds. The Cat-backer hangout features $2.50 domestic draws all night. F R I D AY | 1 . 4 | EAT AMERICAN This past November, the American Restaurant (200 East 25th Street, 816-545-8000) made OpenTable's list of the top 100 restaurants. The spacious, re ined establishment overlooking Crown Center had an average score of 4.7 out of 5. Don't let the thought of valet parking, aboveaverage prices and a cellar of 1,500 wines intimidate you. Consider lunch, which the American serves on First Fridays. "The lunch menu is different from our normal dinner menu because it's a la carte," says Tara Truax, the American's event sales and service supervisor. "The starters and salads range in price from $7 to $13, and our sandwiches and entrées range in price from $9 to $17. Our menu is your 'standard lunch' menu with an American twist." Also, bottles of wine are 50 percent off. Get in early if you can. Reservations begin at 11:30 a.m. Call 816-545-8001 or see theamericankc.com. S AT U R D AY | 1 . 5 | KILROY WAS — IS — THERE It's been more than a decade since concert promoter Jim Kilroy published the last issue of his hard-rock-and-metal rag, Banzai Magazine, and he says it's never coming back. "It's not pro itable, and it would take more time to put together than I can spare," Kilroy tells us. But you can't keep the Banzai Awards down, and the zine's legacy burns bright tonight at Knuckleheads (2715 Rochester, 816-483-1456). The annual Banzai Awards recognize the musicians whom Kilroy says are the metro's inest. Celebrate the winners, including the recipient of Kilroy's irst-ever Elvis Award, at 10:30 p.m. Purchase tickets ($10) at the door or at knuckleheads.com. See banzaimagazine.net for a list of winners since 1988. continued on page 14 J A N U A R Y 3 - 9, 2 0 1 3 THE PITCH 13 D EVERY FAN A WILDCAT uring the 2012 season, Kansas State earned its highest final Bowl Championship Series ranking in school history. Tonight at 7:30, the Wildcats square off against the University of Oregon in the Fiesta Bowl. Put on some purple (or green, if you're feeling bold) and watch the game at one of these K-State-friendly hangouts. Sharks (10320 Shawnee Mission Parkway, Shawnee, 913-268-4006). Sharks is seriously gigantic, so there's plenty of room for your empty glasses as you throw back $2 wells, $3 calls, $4 premiums and $5 bombs. Dub V's Bar & Deli (122 North Cherry, Olathe, pitch.com GIVE THE GIFT OF 5 PARTIES IN 2013! continued from page 13 TO ALL PITCH EVENTS ARE PASSPORTS FIGHTING LIKE A GIRL NOW AVAILABLE! HIT EVERY ' E MOR EVENT IN 2013 E TASTE OF KC • MUSIC SHOWCASE • MUSIC AWARDS • SUGAR NLIN •ARTOPIA ORUSH EVENTS M PITCH.CO AT s FIRST 100 PASSPORTS PURCHASED ARE ONLY $45 AT SECURE.PITCH.COM WE KNOW TIMES ARE TOUGH SO WE'RE MAKING OUR EVENTS MORE AFFORDABLE FOR YOU! CALL 816.561.6061 FOR MORE INFO It's been less than a year since the debut of Invicta FC, the all-pro women's mixed martial arts organization that started up right here in KC. "We have really gotten big … and I have been nominated as Man of the Year by the Fighters Only MMA Awards in Las Vegas on January 11," says Invicta CEO Shannon Knapp (who's totally a woman). Tonight, see seven preliminary ights on the undercard (including one with KC native Laura Marcusse-Sanko, making her pro debut) and six additional matchups with ighters from around the globe, including Japan, Scotland and Australia. The main event features Rio de Janeiro's undefeated Claudia Gadelha vs. Redondo Beach, California's Carla Esparza. The ighting begins at 6 p.m. at Memorial Hall (600 North Seventh Street, Kansas City, Kansas, 913-549-4853). Tickets start at $25; see invictafc.com. Y S U N DA e ber th Remem cloud. m o o mushr 1.6 S U N D AY | 1 . 6 | new Year'S reSOLutiOn: JOIN THE BREW CREW batch, and each person will take home a sixpack." To sign up, see brownpapertickets. com and search for the name of the class. The $35 fee covers both sessions and includes a $10 discount on equipment afterward. Today is the last chance to see Alert Today, Alive Tomorrow: Living with the Atomic Bomb 1945–1965 at the Kansas City Central Library (14 West 10th Street, 816-701-3400). The exhibit recalls a time when the threat of nuclear war was palpable in everyday life and a political reality. View it during library hours today from 1 to 5 p.m. For more information, see kclibrary.org. Learn to be more fLexibLe to possibilities Open Jennifer Helber has been brewing her own beer for six years, with an additional seven years of experience in commercial brewing. The owner of the home-brewing supply store Grain to Glass has seen many mistakes made by new brewers. Learn the right way to brew when Helber teaches Homebrewing for Beginners, at 6 p.m. at the store (114 West Third Street, 816-472-0516), in the irst of two meetings. "We'll all brew a 5-gallon batch together, which will ferment in a bucket and carboy for two weeks at the store," Helber says. "Two weeks later, the class will bottle the two-case DUCK AND COVER M O N D AY | 1 .7 | HAWGS IN ACTION Nothing else symbolizes personal freedom quite like a Harley. And the motorcycle company's Sportster, Dyna and VRSC models are homegrown, rolling off the line at Harley-Davidson Vehicle and Powertrain Operations (11401 North Congress Avenue). The 358,000-square-foot factory offers a Steel Toe Tour, which whisks small groups on a behind-the-scenes, close-up look at how a vehicle is put together. (Seriously, wear shoes with closed toes.) Your $35 admission includes a commemorative pin, a group photo and a $5 gift-shop coupon. The twohour tours start at 9:15 a.m. and noon. Make reservations by calling 877-883-1450 or see harley-davidson.com/experience. S AT U R D AY 1.5 Our Studio program offers: Beginning Ballet, ZUMBA®, Jazz, Yoga & more with the best teachers in town! Call 816-931-2299 for a class schedule: EN FUEGO T U E S D AY | 1 . 8 | HONKY-TONK MAN It's been awhile since The Pitch caught up with Scott Hobart, the man behind the Rex Hobart Honky Tonk Supper Club. In 2006, Hobart and his band played the dinner-show slot every Tuesday at RecordBar (1020 Westport Road, 816-753-5207) but has scaled back. "We decided to 'rarify' ourselves a couple of years ago by playing just the irst Tuesday of every month," Hobart says. The band starts the new year with a one-off, second-Tuesday performance from 7:30 to 9:30 p.m. tonight. Dance or eat pizza — your choice. Admission is free. The Pitch: Who's playing in the band? Hobart: Rex Hobart and the Honky Tonk Standards for the Supper Club is made up of myself, Paul Andrews' drums, Daryl N Union Station Pershing Rd. Bolender Center 500 W. Pershing Rd. Kansas City, MO orth Little Rock, Arkansas' Flameing Daeth Fearies have opened for Foxy Shazam, Insane Clown Posse, (hed) p.e. and Electric Six. The band also comes with a 5,000-watt light show, and fog and bubble machines. "It's basically as much Trans-Siberian Orchestra as we could fit in a Dodge Sprinter," says Rusti Majere, singer and guitarist. FDF thrashes and bashes through each set with the Feary Doom Squad, its troupe of dancing girls. You have to see this one at the Bottleneck (737 New Hampshire, Lawrence, 785-841-5483) to believe it. Tickets cost $11 and $13 for this 8 p.m., 18-and-older show. I-3 5 Broadway 14 THE PITCH J A N U A R Y 3 - 9, 2 0 1 3 pitch.com Hobart's country club Logue's pedal steel, Mike Smarr's lead guitar and Craig Lagerman's bass, but the band started as Rex Hobart and the Misery Boys (TC Dobbs' drums, Solomon Hofer's pedal steel, JB Morris' lead guitar and Blackjack Charlotte Snow's bass as my original road and studio band). They still come out to play when they get the itch, though. Have you been working on new songs or will you be playing standards from your catalog? I've been working up more of my old original tunes with the Honky Tonk Standards over the last year. The regulars at the Honky Tonk Supper Club will tell you I can butcher the classics with the best of them, so we'll keep plenty of those on hand, too. Who do you cover? As far as covers, we always do a good number of Haggard, Jones, Paycheck and Buck, plus some more obscure real — or "hard" — country artists we love. KANSAS CITY'S ENTERTAINMENT RESOURCE ACCESS INFO ANYWHERE NEWS • EVENTS • FOOD • MUSIC • FILMS W E D N E S D AY | 1 . 9 | THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE Don't expect to see Bar Refaeli (No. 1 on Maxim's Hot 100 in 2012) or Robert Pattinson (Glamour's Sexiest Man of 2012) in Look Attractive at the UMKC Gallery of Art. The exhibition's seven national and international artists have concentrated on the influences of beauty: physical, biological, cultural, environmental and societal. The gallery is located in the university's Fine Arts Building (5015 Holmes, 816-235-1502). Look Attractive is open by appointment only and closes January 14. 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BY S C O T T W IL S ON t can be confusing to see so much talent and good intention poured into an enterprise as wrongheaded as Hyde Park on Hudson. You see Bill Murray giving a studious but unmannered performance as President Franklin D. Roosevelt, and you wonder why he makes you wince. You watch Laura Linney — who can do anything because she's Laura Linney — take a method E MOR approach to playing a wall ower and disappear in front of your eyes, midT A E IN ONL .COM sentence. You take in the PITCH nostalgic pleasantness of the Depression-era sets and costumes, the PBS whi of the handsome camerawork and lighting, and you ask yourself: Is it I, or is this actually, as my grandmother might have put it, horrid? It's not you. Linney plays Margaret Suckley, the president's sixth cousin, whom friends called Daisy and whom Roosevelt — according to this trite, vacant movie — knew as "the one who gave me the handy in my convertible." Suckley's manual stimulation of FDR is a matter of debate. Geo rey Ward, from whose I FILM 1995 book, Closest Companion: The Unknown Story of the Intimate Friendship Between Franklin Roosevelt and Margaret Suckley, this lm's screenplay is drawn, says the cousins' relationship was almost certainly hands-o . But in the Linney and Murray ride into history. historical-liberties department, playwright Richard Nelson's script bears just right of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, so one gen- teel shot of a car rocked ever so slightly by a presidential orgasm isn't the most grating violation on view. Nelson and director Roger Michell, not content with the implied bedroom farce of putting together in one house FDR, Daisy, Eleanor Roosevelt (Olivia Williams, stranded) and Missy LeHand (the president's secretary, with whom he did have an a air, played here by Elizabeth Marvel), add a royal visit. So we're there for the June 1939 weekend when King George VI (Samuel West) and Queen Elizabeth (Olivia Colman) stop at FDR's Hudson River estate long enough to eat some hot dogs and suss out an alliance for the coming war. (West and Colman are both very good, lending a little depth to parts written with a condescending snarl.) And that's basically it: A stressed-out president needs a little attention from a woman who doesn't mind being treated like a doormat, so that he can be clearheaded as he brings hope to England, by way of barbecued wieners. It's not confusing after all, but Linney is made to read what feels like a lot of voice-over anyway, a dumb movie talking to you as though you were a moron. ■ OUT THIS WEEK McDormand, digging deeper than required), encounter the locals and contend with Noble's aggressive counterinsurgency, moral compasses are adjusted, irtations are exchanged and lessons are learned. Without the EggersDamon-Krasinski pedigree (Van Sant's name helps, too, though he came aboard only after Damon had to drop out of what would have been his directorial debut), this expertly made but lightweight movie probably wouldn't exist at all. With those names attached, though, Promised Land feels like a missed opportunity. — S.W. NOT FADE AWAY ot Fade Away is writer-director David Chase's rock-and-roll-changed-my-life movie. Chase, who created The Sopranos, takes us back to New Jersey, this time to the garage-band Garden State of the early 1960s. His stand-in for this semi-autobiographical story is Douglas (spunk- lled newcomer John Magaro), a decent kid and aspiring drummer who gets bitten by the rock bug when the British Invasion hits. As moptopped bands like the Beatles and the Rolling Stones infect kids' minds, this clean-cut teen is growing his hair in a frizzy 'fro, joining a band and getting into ghts with the old man (played by James Gandol ni, Tony Soprano himself, here more melancholy than menacing). Douglas has a crush on Grace (Australian actress Bella Heathcote), who sees the budding rock star in him. A soulful romance develops, and it takes on the quality of a rock N Out of Chase's head: Jersey boys. dream, something worthy of a Springsteen monologue — disapproving dad and all. No surprise, Chase has had soundtrack help from E Street Band and Sopranos veteran Steven Van Zandt, who supplies a gritty take on Merseybeat-in uenced garage rock, a sound su used with blues and blue collars. For all its wall-to-wall rock cues and archival performance clips, Not Fade Away is largely a quiet, nostalgic story, told in a somber, Paul Mazursky-like tone. As he did in The Sopranos, Chase examines themes of suburban family dysfunction within suburban walls. And, once again, Chase has trouble knowing how to end a story. Still, Not Fade Away is an adoring, personal love letter to rock and roll. — CRAIG D. LINDSEY PROMISED LAND romised Land starts with a ne scene, a vaguely menacing corporate one-on-one in the Michael Clayton mode. Steve Butler (Matt Damon) is up for a big promotion within the energy company for which he has been an extremely successful traveling salesman. Director Gus Van Sant keeps the camera on Damon as the actor lays out Butler's homegrown motivation for making rural America buy into fracking. Fracking, a controversial method by which natural gas is extracted from the Earth, is the topic of Van Sant's movie, a throwback to the message pictures of an earlier era. Stanley Kramer would have loved a script like this one, an earnest, magazine-y narrative co- Damon knows better in Promised Land . written by Damon and John Krasinski from a story by Dave Eggers. It's a sort of Guess Who's Coming to Fuck Up My Land, and it makes room in its story for hints of romance (Butler likes a schoolteacher named Alice, played by Rosemarie DeWitt), a demonstration for children of how fracking can go wrong (so simple, even an adult movie audience won't miss the point) and Hal Holbrook's cataracts. Butler's latest target is a small rural community that looks ready for some land-lease salvation. But once he's on the scene there, his conscience is pricked by Alice and by the appearance of Krasinski's character, an environmentalist eye-rollingly named Dustin Noble. As Butler and his partner, Sue (Frances P E-mail firstname.lastname@example.com pitch.com M JO AN NT UH AR 3 - 9, 3X TT HH EE PP II TT CCH pitch.com XY X–X X, 2 20 01 0 H 17 1 18 THE PITCH J A N U A R Y 3 - 9, 2 0 1 3 pitch.com CAFÉ PLEASED TO MEAT YOU E very restaurant needs a personality. Anton's Taproom and Restaurant, at 16th Street and Main, hasn't stopped at just one. It's not just a restaurant. It's also a saloon, with 72 beers on tap. And a butcher shop. And an art gallery. Oh, and there's the sustainability center in the basement, where babylettuce plants grow under arti cial light and, in a di erent, glass-enclosed space — black, bubbling tanks about the size of bathtubs — tilapia is raised. Anton Kotar, who opened his namesake venue last month, seems to have packed a whole career's worth of restaurateur ambition into the place. And now it has yet another identity: You can call it a success. I've eaten at Anton's at least five times, and the main dining room (which also holds the bar) has been packed on each occasion, even E MOR weeknights. It's an attractive space, lighted with an array of mismatched T A E IN ONL .COM chandeliers and with PITCH black-and-white harlequin triangles painted onto the building's old wood oors. The room is noisy when the place is full, but the sound is convivial rather than annoying. And the voices you hear mainly belong to men. "Are the patrons here always mostly male?" I asked my server one night. He looked at me with undisguised incredulity. "This is a steakhouse," he answered. Oh, right — Anton's is also a steakhouse. In fact, the succulent, dry-aged beef here is among the work-in-progress menu's more stable choices. Weeks after Anton's official opening, the single-page listing of starters, salads and dinner choices is still printed in red and gray ink (in a hard-to-read typeface), with the red items reliably available and the gray (chicken-fried steak, braised pork belly, sh tacos, that tilapia) still missing in action. On one of my visits, a server aggressively steered me toward a rib-eye that he insisted had been aging nearly as long as I have. It sounded tempting, and his pitch was sure and amusing. But at more than $2 an ounce, my entrée would have cost more than my cable bill. I settled on a 7-ounce let instead and was rewarded with one of the most beautifully prepared, delicious filets I've ever eaten in Kansas City. It was so good that I almost wish I had thrown caution to the wind and ordered the rib-eye. Almost. One of my favorite places to sit in the restaurant is at the four-seat counter that faces the kitchen and prep area. The kitchen crew at Anton's is top-notch, and it can be a pleasure simply to see people at work when they're this serious about turning out good food. I stopped in one night for a sandwich and watched one of the cooks carefully slicing fat from some wellmarbled hunks of beef, fastidiously saving the Whatever Anton's Taproom is, it's a cool place to get a steak. BY CHARLES FERRUZZA PITCH READERS Anton's Taproom and Restaurant • 1610 Main, 816-888-8800 • Hours: 11 a.m.–10 p.m. Sunday–Thursday, 11 a.m.–11 p.m. Friday and Saturday • Price: $$–$$$ BUY ONE 2 PIECE MEAL GET ONE FREE! PLEASE ALLOW 15-20 MIN COOKED TO ORDER 816.753.8200 3605 BROADWAY KCMO CAFÉ Offer expires January 11, 2013. Discounted item must be of equal or lesser value. scraps. "We render them and use the tallow in You can't miss Anton's. other dishes," the cook explained. That combination of transparency and best pastry chefs in the city, to create the sustainability amounts to the real identity at desserts for the restaurant, and Holton's list Anton's. If the sta members aren't too busy, changes frequently. One night's o erings inthey'll happily take customers to the basement cluded a lemon tart, pro teroles lled with to see the lettuce and the herbs and the tilapia brown-butter-and-praline ice cream, and a tubs. (When I worked in restaurants, it was bourbon-pecan bread pudding served on rare to see a kitchen crew recycle anything; a a puddle of silky caramel sauce. I went for lot of perfectly good foodstu s were thrown the bread pudding, and its texture and conin the trash at the end of the night.) sistency were just right. It would have been The hamburgers here — 8 ounces of houseextraordinary if served warm. (Cold bread ground beef — are splendid, pudding always tastes sad and the fries hold their own and leftover to me.) Anton's Taproom in that company. The meat in I expected a little attitude and Restaurant the fried-chicken sandwich from a place with such a dis14-day aged filet is good, but the concoction tinct hipness quotient, but mignon.............. $4.45/ounce is nearly impossible to eat the service at Anton's was Short-rib sandwich ............$12 gracefully. The two chicken smooth, professional and Fried-chicken tenders, fried in a thick generally rst-rate. That hip sandwich............................$10 armor of crunchy batter, are factor emerges in the occaBurger ....................................$8 tucked into a bun slathered sional joke, with the sta 's Bread pudding ...................... $7 with way too much wholecollective wit tending toward ground mustard. It's a yellow a half-ironic arrogance: "I'm accident waiting to happen. The best sand- just here," one server told me, "to guide you wich is a heap of tender short-rib meat piled on through the dining experience." a bun with caramelized onion, fresh arugula, Well, a guide comes in handy when a resa slice of Gruyère cheese and mushrooms. taurant has multiple personalities and a maze At a glance, the Anton's menu doesn't seem of interior destinations — the art gallery is upto o er much for vegetarians (give or take the stairs, and the butcher shop is just south of the salads and the tempura-fried pickles). But kitchen. Anton's Taproom is still guring out one night, I watched some dazzling bowls of which of its voices should be dominant, but roasted veggies — fresh-picked carrots cooked whatever identity the place settles into will be with sage, amber slices of butternut squash anything but ordinary. glazed with honey and cayenne pepper — steam out of the compact kitchen. They were Have a suggestion for a restaurant featured specials that evening. 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EXPIRES 1/31/13 3611 Broadway • KCMO 4pm-1:30am Mon-Sat • 816-960-4611 a community bar celebrating the performing arts WEDNESDAYS @ 8pm: Poetic Underground New in 2013!! ollow us on acebook Open Mic poetry with a different host every week. Week 1: The Slurrr with Miss Conception. Week 2: The Revival with Angela Roux. Week 3: The Soapbox with William Peck. Week 4: The Beatnik Freaknik with Nightlife Jones (4th week starts at 10pm). 10pm). $5 Check our website for details and other upcoming events www.uptownartsbar.com MONDAY NIGHTS BOGO BUY ONE PIZZA GET ONE EQUAL OR LESSER VALUE 20 THE PITCH J A N U A R Y 3 - 9, 2 0 1 3 amina Bone could use a cup of co ee. The artist is trying to raise funds and support for a Kansas City, Kansas, community center, employment training o ce, art gallery, school and co ee shop. All of these endeavors, she explains, would be together in one place: A Cup on the Hill. "I used to joke with friends, whenever they complained about their jobs, that they should just quit and start a co ee shop," Bone says. "Because we need a co ee shop in Kansas City, Kansas. But now I'm the one opening it." Bone, who is in her 30s, intends to open her nonpro t, social-mission co ee shop in downtown KCK in the spring. She has been working on her idea — using on-the-job learning to help break cyclical poverty among disadvantaged kids — since she left her position as a special-education teacher at the Derrick Thomas Academy last April. "I wasn't able to do everything that I wanted to do," Bone says of her three years at the charter school. "There are so many demands as a teacher that I just didn't have the chance to help these kids in the way I wanted to." The way she wants to help involves a threestep employment-training program, designed to last from six months to a year (depending on the needs of a given participant), with the co ee shop at its center. Potential employees, between the ages of 16 and 25, will start as volunteers: sweeping, cleaning and learning social skills. She'll assess the students' abilities and move them to paid employment as they progress. The nal phase would help A Cup on the Hill's young workers nd employment elsewhere in the community. "This is about empowering our disadvantaged youth," Bone says. "It's about having a place where they can become real, productive members of society." Bone, who lives in KCK with her husband, Lennon Bone (the drummer for Ha Ha Tonka), says she grew up poor in Erie, Pennsylvania, and still remembers what her rst job — sweeping oors and holding lights at a photo studio — meant to her as a teenager. "It was the opportunity to not only make money but see people who I thought had money and be in that world for a little while," she says. J Jamina Bone, povitica fan "I just want to give people the same opportunity to let them see how they t into the world." The main room in the coffee shop may double as a gallery, displaying work from local artists. In the shop's o ce space, mentors will work with teenagers on job-interview skills and résumé writing. Bone sees A Cup developing in a fashion similar to that of Fresh Grounds, the St. Paul, Minnesota, nonpro t co eehouse that provides work training for formerly homeless youth. "I love co ee," Bone says. "But this isn't just about the co ee. People come to a co ee shop to have a conversation. It's a place to build a community." And she believes that starts with local goods. She plans to use Royal Drummer Gourmet Coffees, one of the products from KCK roaster Action Co ee Services. The co ee menu has been designed to feature a range of preparations, including drip, espresso, pourover and Turkish. Bone says she'll throw a tasting party a month before the joint opens, so she can nalize which blends to stock. "We want to invite the neighborhood in to tell us what they want," she says. In addition to co ee, Bone wants to serve a small, rotating menu of entrées — she points to YJ's Snack Bar as a model — with sensitivity to gluten-free and vegan diets. And she has her eyes on a baked good that used to be a neighborhood staple. "It's time to bring povitica back to Strawberry Hill," Bone says. In talks to lease a space just outside the Strawberry Hill neighborhood, she also has secured scal sponsorship from the Young World Foundation, a Kansas City, Missouri, 501(c)3 organization that focuses on youth leadership and philanthropy. Bone is the vice president of that nonpro t, and its president, Debrina Wright, serves as A Cup on the Hill's secretary. "I think we can help my neighborhood and these kids," Bone says. "We just have to start talking." She's free for a cup of co ee any day. E-mail firstname.lastname@example.com pitch.com THE WOODSWEATHER CAFE? 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But from Slim Shady's perch in middle America, he had a decent point: At the time, the number of people in the United States interested in hearing Eminem rap far exceeded those dancing to the thriving rhythms of Moby, the reigning king of dance music in the States at the time. A lot has changed in a decade. Rap record sales have plummeted (though, to be fair, The Eminem Show was certified diamond in the United States last year). And people in the States are creating, performing and listening to electronic dance music (EDM) at an unprecedented rate. Pop music has gone electronic — or the other way around, depending on where you're sitting. Katy Perry and Lady Gaga now wail over house beats; Steve Aoki, a West Coast EDM star, produces remixes for LMFAO and Kid Cudi. Locally, the 2,000-capacity Midland has been hosting a series of massive EDM parties, known as the Global Dance Festival, about once every three months dating back to 2010. Smaller venues in Westport, Martini Corner, the Legends and even the Power & Light District regularly book DJs who spin uptempo dance music. Pulsing beats are the new Saturday-night soundtrack. DJ Josh C, head honcho of the Kansas City Techno crew, started spinning techno music around the turn of the millennium. He remembers fondly his green, starry-eyed phase with electronic dance music, before Britney did a dubstep song and before sta , security E R MO and overpriced bottled water became part of the landscape. T A INE "The overall expeONL .COM H PITC rience of this music is best served in a dark, dirty warehouse, where the bass kicks up a cloud of concrete dust and who knows what other kinds of lth," Josh C says. (For old-school EDM revelers, that " lth" sometimes took the form of a mysterious black goo that you had to blow out of your nose upon waking the day after a good party. The amount of black goo tended to be an accurate indication of how much fun you had the night before.) Kansas City Techno is a tightknit group of local DJs and producers that includes Josh C, Mr. Nuro, Todd Howard, Andrew Boie, Amjanda, PK, Z Sonic and Freeking. They've taken techno and house music very seriously for years individually and, since 2009, as a crew. Their blog, kansascitytechno.com, is an ongoing archive of music, events and information concerning all things Kansas City techno. In a city that can't seem to let go of loud guitars, they strike a de ant pose. Given the N M US I C rise of EDM, they're becoming more and more formidable. And their primary objective is to try to preserve some of the old scene's purity. "Kansas City [EDM] parties started out underground," Todd Howard says. "Then in 2002, several parties were shut down. Soon after that, in 2003, the RAVE Act was passed." That legislation (which stands for Reducing Americans' Vulnerability to Ecstasy) dealt a near deathblow to the large, uncontrolled gatherings that de ned Howard's scene. Since then, techno, house music and other styles of EDM, like dubstep, have been pushed into the clubs. Some of the romance of the old scene has been lost in the transition, but a larger audience has opened up. "Dance music moving back into Westport within the past few years has helped a lot," says Mr. Nuro, who spins at the Union, the Gusto Lounge and the Riot Room, in addition to more secretive, underground, one-o locations. But there has always been a stronger-thanaverage whi of snobbery among EDM enthusiasts, and the Kansas City Techno crew is no exception. Josh C asserts that he does not have much interest in trying to convert anyone to techno. "In my opinion, good techno is like a ne wine; it's an acquired taste," he says. "The nest wines don't normally sell well. They are more of a niche product." Hence the preservation of those underground parties, where savvier crowds enable DJs to experiment without having to worry as much about losing the crowd. Here, the emphasis is on a more sophisticated sound propelled by skillful mixing abilities, rather than the big breakdowns and haymaker "drops" associated with a lot of current dubstep and trance tracks that are kicking up dust under dance tents at Wakarusa, Kanrocksas and Dancefestopia. It's a response to the hotshot promoters cashing in on teenagers willing to fork over $30 to dance with a couple of thou- Kansas City Techno: staying underground. sand people in a theater or arena. (The phrase, or perhaps motto, "No Cover, All Vibe" has been slapped across more than a couple of these underground party fliers.) Call it the black-goo e ect. "The music that is played at the Global Dance events is the pop music of EDM," Mr. Nuro insists. "Once this EDM bubble has popped, the money will move on to the next hot genre to promote. But the underground will still be here pressing on." Chris Milbourn writes about local music online at demencha.com. NINE TO FIVER: MIKE STOVER ike Stover knows the value of some good old-fashioned peace and quiet. When he's not at practice with his ve active bands (the Grisly Hand, Mr. Marco's V7, the People's Liberation Big Band, Ernest James Zydeco, Dead Voices), he spends his days working at the audiovisual desk at the Kansas City, Kansas, Public Library, expanding the music selection and loaning cult movies to curious customers. The Pitch dropped by recently to talk shop and learn more about his day job at the library. The Pitch: You were born in Joplin, Missouri? Stover: I was born in a rural area in Joplin, Missouri, and started playing music when I was 10 years old. I started playing guitar like a lot of people. And as I got older, I started branching off into other instruments, like mandolin, steel guitar, bass guitar, basically anything I could get my hands on, really. How did you pick it up? Did your parents in uence you? pitch.com M Oh, no, I just loved rock and roll. I watched MTV like any other kid and just said, "I want to do that." It wasn't really a sheltered existence; it was just a rural area. We didn't have cable, but I'd go over to friends' houses and watch it. Who were you watching on MTV? Van Halen, stupid stu , really stupid stu , like Bryan Adams. There's a Bryan Adams video where he's rocking out in a eld, and I knew I wanted to do that. Playing guitar through high school, I was kind of an awkward, weird little kid. I didn't study music in school. I took some private lessons. I have almost no traditional music education. I'm pretty much self-taught. I went to college for a while and I dropped out. I thought I wanted to do sound recording. And then I just stopped going to school and kind of forgot to go back. How did you start working at the library? I've been working in public libraries pretty much all of my adult life. I lived in Texas and worked in a library there for three years. Then when I moved here, I worked in a kitchen for one summer and then I got the job here in Kansas City, Kansas. I was 24; now I'm 39. What was appealing to you about working there? Well, I lived out in the sticks, so even going to the library was a big deal. I wasn't a big reader but I was intrigued by the possibilities. As I got older, living in Texas, they had all this music on CD that I was interested in. It gave me an opportunity to broaden my musical horizons. Has your role changed much over the years? I've kind of had the same job the whole time. When I came here, I told them about my experiences as a musician and was put in charge of ordering music materials for the library pretty much right away. I've been doing that since I started here, so all the musicrelated materials, I select that stuff. I take suggestions from our patrons, but mostly it's just sort of me curating the collection. Would you say it has grown exponentially, thanks to your dedication? Oh, yes, absolutely. I'm pretty familiar with a lot of di erent types of music, obviously. I can order stu and keep the collection nice and broad but also accessible. To a degree, I can select the more intimidating, more esoteric stu but try to market it and get people interested in something they might not have heard before. That's the most exciting and most interesting part about it. I can't think of a better day job for a musician. People ask you for su estions? That's a big part of what we do. The sta members here are in charge of the collection, which is kind of rare in the library world. Everyone that works here is either a movie nerd or music nerd, or somewhere in between. So we get a pretty eclectic clientele that comes from all over the city. I mean, we're just out here in downtown KCK, continued on page 24 M O N T H X X–X X , 2 0 0 X THE PITCH 1 22 THE PITCH J A N U A R Y 3 - 9, 2 0 1 3 SARAH THARP pitch.com pitch.com J A N U A R Y 3 - 9, 2 0 1 3 THE PITCH 23 continued from page 22 MUSIC RADAR BY Other shows worth seeing this week. T H U R S D AY, J A N U A R Y 3 Sam Sliva and the Good: 8 p.m. Knuckleheads Saloon, 2715 Rochester, 816-483-1456. MUSIC FORECAST D AV ID HUDN A L L F R I D AY, J A N U A R Y 4 The Crayons: 9 p.m. Knuckleheads Saloon, 2715 Rochester, 816-483-1456. Chase Rice, Russell Dickerson: The Bottleneck, 737 New Hampshire, Lawrence, 785-841-5483. S AT U R D AY, J A N U A R Y 5 Ad Astra Arkestra, the New Riddim: The Brick, 1727 McGee, 816-421-1634. Flameing Daeth Fearies, R Type Final: The Bottleneck, 737 New Hampshire, Lawrence, 785-841-5483. Stover: the library lizard king which is kind of a weird place. But we have patrons driving from all over the metro area just because we have the best stu . We have the cool stu here. I heard something about your dressing up as the library mascot? Yeah, dressing up in the lizard costume was something that happened earlier in my career. Lizard costume? Why a lizard? Um, he's the library mascot. His name is R.U. Reading. He doesn't have scales. He's just big and cuddly. When we rst got that costume, it was a big adult-male-sized costume, and most of our children's-library employees are shorter, little ladies. So I was kind of drafted to go out to the schools and sort of wave, hug kids, jump around, whatever. Oh, I didn't know you were visiting schools. I was hoping you weren't on the corner … No, no, de nitely not like the Little Caesars guy. You probably never thought that dressing up in a lizard costume would be a part of the job … Well, it wasn't a new thing because I'd done that in Texas as well. That was the weird one. The children's library had a promotion called "Baby Big Foot." They had a big papier-mâché cave in the corner of the library, and we would do this promotion where kids could come hang out in the cave with me. It was bizarre. Baby Big Foot would go around to all the schools in San Antonio, Texas, and kids were just terri ed! We would go to kindergarten and rstgrade classes, and they would just cry and cry and cry. They knew something was up. They knew to avoid the man in the gorilla costume. So yeah, I had previous experience as a weird library mascot, so I got to wear the lizard costume. Now we have four lizard costumes for each branch. Big Foot is gone, though. We left him in Texas. What project are you most excited to be working on at the moment? Well, we're finishing up the new Grisly Hand album. We got what I think will be the nal mixes last week, and I've just been driving around in my car listening to them all the time. We recorded with Joel Nanos at Element Recording Studios. It was a great experience, and it's just rare to still be excited about your own record after the whole process. We're shooting for a springtime release. S U N D AY, J A N U A R Y 6 Young Readers, Attic Wolves, Ancient Gates, Elsa Rae: The Riot Room, 4048 Broadway, 816-442-8179. W E D N E S D AY, J A N U A R Y 9 Rumblin' June, Fashionably Late, Amanda Hughey, Steady Breather: 9 p.m. RecordBar, 1020 Westport Rd., 816-753-5207. FUTURECAST FRIDAY 11 Mick Foley: Stanford's Comedy Club, Kansas City, Kan. SATURDAY 12 Mick Foley: Stanford's Comedy Club, Kansas City, Kan. MONDAY 14 Reel Big Fish, Pilfers, Dan Potthast: The Granada, Lawrence FRIDAY 18 Rodney Carrington: The Midland Jeff Mangum: sold out. Liberty Hall, Lawrence SUNDAY 20 Bloc Party, IO Echo: Liberty Hall, Lawrence Keane, Youngblood Hawke: The Midland SATURDAY 26 Frost: The Midland MONDAY 28 Sum 41, and more: The Granada, Lawrence WEDNESDAY 30 The Darkness: The Beaumont Club Clockwise from left: Elvis, Father John Misty, and At the Left Hand of God Elvis Birthday Bash Had he not died on a toilet eating a peanutbutter-and-banana sandwich 35 years ago, Elvis Presley would have turned 78 on January 8 this year. He has been dead so long that 78 actually sounds kind of young to me; I doubt that I would have blinked if I was told he would have turned 100 this year. Nevertheless, because there are enough people still alive who are obsessed with the King, events celebrating his birthday persist. This weekend, there are two: one Friday at RecordBar, with impersonators Rich Vickers and Je Bergen, and one Saturday at Knuckleheads, with doppelgängers E Rock, Frank Werth and Vickers. Friday, January 4, at RecordBar (1020 Westport Road, 816-753-5207) Saturday, January 5, at Knuckleheads Saloon (2715 Rochester, 816-483-1456) ring of At the Left Hand of God. The thrash crew's 2012 album, Bayonets and Tourniquets, is about as bruising as its title suggests. They're joined on this bill by fellow brutalists Trogdolyte, Moire and Sequoia. Friday, January 4, at the Riot Room (4048 Broadway, 816-442-8179) FEBRUARY Father John Misty At the Left Hand of God Kansas City has its fair share of bands with hilarious metal names — Hammerlord, Koktopus — but none approach the epic The best indie-rock breakout story of 2012 was Josh Tillman's, who quit his gig drumming for Fleet Foxes, moved to Los Angeles, and released an album under the name Father John Misty. That album, Fear Fun, climbed onto a lot of year-end lists, and deservedly so — it's full of smart, psych-tinged, alt-country songs with sticky melodies. He also gets points for his next-level stage presence, which is intense in a Neil-Diamond-on-peyote type of way. Monday, January 7, at the Bottleneck (737 New Hampshire, Lawrence, 785-841-5483) SATURDAY 2 Morrissey: Liberty Hall, Lawrence MONDAY 4 Lady Gaga: Sprint Center SUNDAY 10 Emilie Autumn: The Granada, Lawrence FRIDAY 15 Galactic: Liberty Hall, Lawrence SUNDAY 17 Electric Six, the Dead Girls: The Riot Room THURSDAY 21 Toro Y Moi, Sinkane: The Granada, Lawrence FRIDAY 22 Talib Kweli: The Granada, Lawrence WEDNESDAY 27 Maroon 5: Sprint Center THURSDAY 28 Yonder Mountain String Band: Liberty Hall, Lawrence F O R E C A S T ................................................Pick of the Week ......................................................... Jumpsuits .....................................................Muttonchops K E Y ............................................................ Growling .....................................................Kind of Scary ........................................ Chicks Love This Guy MARCH WEDNESDAY 6 Slightly Stoopid, Tribal Seeds: Liberty Hall, Lawrence SUNDAY 10 Alabama Shakes: Uptown Theater TUESDAY 12 STS9: Liberty Hall, Lawrence —LESLIE KINSMAN E-mail email@example.com 24 T H E P I T C H J A N U A R Y 3 - 9, 2 0 1 3 2 T H E P I T C H M O N T H X X–X X , 2 0 0 X pitch.com pitch.com pitch.com MONTH CHIPPENDALES February 9, 2013 GARY ALLAN February 17, 2013 UPCOMING SHOWS: 1/4 1/11 Kilroy Presents: KC Groove Therapy Kilroy Presents: Elvis B-Day Bash 1-800-745-3000 1/18 1/19 1/25 Flirt Friday Saturday Night Vibrations Blue Corner • VooDooKC.com Know When To Stop Before You Start.® Gambling Problem? Call 1-888-BETSOFF. Subject to change or cancellation. Phone and online orders are subject to service fees. 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Jackpot Music Hall: 943 Massachusetts, Lawrence, 785-8321085. Rev Gusto. Jazzhaus: 926-1/2 Massachusetts, Lawrence, 785-749-1387. Alien Jones. MORE Jerry's Bait Shop: 302 S.W. Main, Lee's Summit, 816-525-1871. The Black Jackets. GS IN T Replay Lounge: 946 MassachuLIS E AT setts, Lawrence, 785-749-7676. Ask N I L ON M an Adult, Global Warmers, 6 p.m. ; Baby PITCH.CO Ghosts, Lazy, 10 p.m. 2: Justin Andrew Murray Band 3 : Sam Sliva & The Good 4: The Crayon's 5 : Elvis Birthday Bash BLUES/FUNK/SOUL B.B.'s Lawnside BBQ: 1205 E. 85th St., 816-822-7427. Samantha Fish. Jazz: 1823 W. 39th St., 816-531-5556. Grand Marquis. Quasimodo: 12056 W. 135th St., Overland Park, 913-239-9666. Brody Buster Duo. CLUB DJ BLUES/FUNK/SOUL B.B.'s Lawnside BBQ: 1205 E. 85th St., 816-822-7427. Brody Buster. Jazz: 1823 W. 39th St., 816-531-5556. Lonnie Ray Blues Band. Quasimodo: 12056 W. 135th St., Overland Park, 913-239-9666. The Old Crows, 5:30 p.m.; Brother Bagman, 9 p.m. 10 : IBC Send off Party 11 : Atlantic Express 11 : Jason Eady 12 : Platinum Express 15 : John Fullbright w/ full band Dark Horse Tavern: 4112 Pennsylvania, 816-931-3663. Live DJ. Mosaic Lounge: 1331 Walnut, 816-679-0076. Mosaic Thursdays. Saints Pub + Patio: 9720 Quivira, Lenexa, 913-492-3900. DJ Brad Sager. JAZZ EBT Restaurant: 1310 Carondelet (I-435 and State Line), 816942-8870. Candace Evans. The Phoenix: 302 W. Eighth St., 816-221-5299. Rod Fleeman and Dan Bliss. DJ Beer Kitchen: 435 Westport Rd., 816-389-4180. DCal. Club Monaco: 334 E. 31st St., 816-753-5990. DJ Shaun Flo. The Gusto Lounge: 504 Westport Rd., 816-974-8786. Gruv: First Friday, 10 p.m. MiniBar: 3810 Broadway, 816-326-8281. DJ Superwolf. Mosaic Lounge: 1331 Walnut, 816-679-0076. Mosaic Friday hosted by Luke Rich, with DJ Allen Michael. The Quaff: 1010 Broadway, 816-471-1918. DJ E. Saints Pub + Patio: 9720 Quivira, Lenexa, 913-492-3900. DJ TA. Strikerz Entertainment Center: 18900 E. Valley View Pkwy., Independence, 816-313-5166. DJ night. Z Strike: 1370 Grand, 816-471-2316. Fabowlous Fridays with DJ Nuveau, 9 p.m. AMERICANA 16 : Chase Rice 18 : Billy Joe Shaver BLUES in Johnson County Wed JAN 2 The SPOT for The RecordBar: 1020 Westport Rd., 816-753-5207. Kenneth P. Noisewater & Loving It, with Rev Gusto and Saint Lux, 9 p.m. COMEDY Improv Comedy Club and Dinner Theater: 7260 N.W. 87th St., 816-759-5233. John Henton. Stanford's Comedy Club: 1867 Village West Pkwy., Kansas City, Kan., 913-400-7500. Mike Speenberg. JAZZ The Blue Room: 1616 E. 18th St., 816-474-8463. Kerry Strayer Quintet, 8:30 p.m. The Phoenix: 302 W. Eighth St., 816-221-5299. Rick Bacus and Monique Danielle, 4:30 p.m.; J.Love, 9 p.m. Thai Place: 9359 W. 87th St., Overland Park, 913-649-5420. Jerry Hahn. UPCOMING SHOWS 2/1: The Belairs 2/2: Trampled Under Foot 2/7: Cody Canada & The Departed 2/8: Victor Wooten THE PITCH PRESENTS: 2/9: THE BODEANS BAR GAMES/DRUNKEN DISTRACTIONS Bleachers Bar & Grill: 210 S.W. Greenwich Dr., Lee's Summit, 816-623-3410. Extreme Bingo. Bulldog: 1715 Main, 816-421-4799. Brodioke. Buzzard Beach: 4110 Pennsylvania, 816-753-4455. Trivia, Ladies' Night, and DJ HoodNasty. Czar: 1531 Grand, 816-421-0300. Hot Caution Thursdays, 10 p.m., free. Ernie Biggs Dueling Piano Bar: 4115 Mill, 816-561-2444. "You Sing It" Live Band Karaoke. Fatso's Public House and Stage: 1016 Massachusetts, Lawrence, 785-865-4055. Electro Therapy Thursdays. Hamburger Mary's: 101 Southwest Blvd., 816-842-1919. Charity Bingo with Valerie Versace, 8 p.m., $1 per game. Hurricane Allie's Bar and Grill: 5541 Merriam Dr., Shawnee, 913-217-7665. Karaoke, 8:30 p.m. J. Murphy's Irish Pub and Grille: 22730 Midland Dr., Shawnee, 913-825-3880. Ladies' night. Jake's Place Bar and Grill: 12001 Johnson Dr., Shawnee, 913-962-5253. Trivia. Johnny's Tavern: 8262 Mission, Prairie Village, 913-901-0322. Bingo. Mac's Place: 580 S. Fourth St., Edwardsville. Karaoke. Missie B's: 805 W. 39th St., 816-561-0625. Karaoke on the main floor, 10 p.m. RecordBar: 1020 Westport Rd., 816-753-5207. Trivia Clash, 7 p.m. The Red Balloon: 10325 W. 75th St., Overland Park, 913-9622330. Karaoke, 8 p.m., free. Sherlock's Underground Coffeehouse & Pub: 858 State Route 291, Liberty, 816-429-5262. Karaoke, ladies' night specials. The Uptown Arts Bar: 3611 Broadway. Uptown Heat, 10:30 p.m. The Velvet Dog: 400 E. 31st St., 816-753-9990. Skeeball League. Westport Flea Market: 817 Westport Rd., 816-931-1986. Trivia, 9 p.m. Dan Bliss 7-10 Thur JAN 3 Fri JAN 4 COMEDY Improv Comedy Club and Dinner Theater: 7260 N.W. 87th St., 816-759-5233. John Henton, 8 & 10:30 p.m. Skylight Restaurant and Sports Bar: 1867 S.W. State Rt. 7, Blue Springs, 816-988-7958. Mike's Comedy Club, 8 p.m. Stanford's Comedy Club: 1867 Village West Pkwy., Kansas City, Kan., 913-400-7500. Mike Speenberg, 7:45 & 9:45 p.m. Brody Buster Duo 7-10 Old Crows 5:30-8:30 Brother Bagman 9-12 Sat JAN 5 BAR GAMES/DRUNKEN DISTRACTIONS Bleachers Bar & Grill: 210 S.W. Greenwich Dr., Lee's Summit, 816-623-3410. Open Juke Box. ComedyCity at Westport Flea Market: 817 Westport Rd., 816-842-2744. Major League Improv, 7:30 p.m. Ernie Biggs Dueling Piano Bar: 4115 Mill, 816-561-2444. KC's Original Dueling Pianos. Hamburger Mary's: 101 Southwest Blvd., 816-842-1919. Maryoke with Monique. Helen's Just Another Dive: 2002 Armour Rd., North Kansas City, 816-471-4567. Trivia Riot with Roland, 7:30 p.m., $5 per person. Hurricane Allie's Bar and Grill: 5541 Merriam Dr., Shawnee, 913-217-7665. Karaoke, 8:30 p.m. J. Murphy's Irish Pub and Grille: 22730 Midland Dr., Shawnee, 913-825-3880. Karaoke, 9 p.m. Jerry's Bait Shop: 13412 Santa Fe Trail Dr., Lenexa, 913-8949676. Wonderfuzz. Maker's Mark Bourbon House & Lounge: 1333 Walnut, 816-442-8115. La Femme First Fridays. Missie B's: 805 W. 39th St., 816-561-0625. Ab Fab Fridays, 9 p.m. The Red Balloon: 10325 W. 75th St., Overland Park, 913-9622330. Karaoke, 8 p.m., free. Sharks: 10320 Shawnee Mission Pkwy., Shawnee, 913-2684006. Dart tournament, 8 p.m. The Uptown Arts Bar: 3611 Broadway. First Friday Story Slam, 7 p.m. 2/14: Carrie Rodriguez 2/15: Chris Knight 2/16: Royal Southern Brotherhood 2/21: North Mississippi Allstars 2/28: Tom Russell Crosseyed Cat 5:30-8:30 Rock Paper Scissors 9-12 Tues JAN 8 Wed JAN 9 Dave Hays Blues Jam 7-10 Billy Ebeling 7-10 EASY LISTENING Jerry's Bait Shop: 13412 Santa Fe Trail Dr., Lenexa, 913-8949676. Interactive Acoustic with Jason Kayne. FOLK Jackpot Music Hall: 943 Massachusetts, Lawrence, 785-8321085. Captain Ahab and the Narwhals. For more info & tickets: knuckleheadskc.com 2715 Rochester, KCMO 135TH ST. & QUIVIRA 12056 W. 135th St. OPKS 913-239-9666 www.quasimodokc.com VA R I E T Y Take Five Coffee + Bar: 5336 W. 151st St., Overland Park, 913-9485550. Take Five's Third Birthday Party with KC Sound Collective. The Uptown Arts Bar: 3611 Broadway. Common Ground Poets and Musicians, 10 p.m. OPEN MIC/JAM SESSIONS The Bottleneck: 737 New Hampshire, Lawrence, 785-8415483. Stand-up comedy and open mic. 816-483-1456 26 THE PITCH J A N U A R Y 3 - 9, 2 0 1 3 pitch.com S AT U R D AY 5 ROCK/POP/INDIE Czar: 1531 Grand, 816-421-0300. Bow Tie Affair, 6 p.m. Davey's Uptown Ramblers Club: 3402 Main, 816-753-1909. Taste Bud G-Spot, Plug Uglies, Mr. Marco's V7. Jerry's Bait Shop: 302 S.W. Main, Lee's Summit, 816-525-1871. The Mooreheads. Quasimodo: 12056 W. 135th St., Overland Park, 913-239-9666. Rock Paper Scissors, 9 p.m. Replay Lounge: 946 Massachusetts, Lawrence, 785-749-7676. Karma Vision, 10 p.m. VA R I E T Y Aftershock Bar & Grill: 5240 Merriam Dr., Merriam, 913-3845646. Dreamcorp Records Showcase. Knuckleheads Saloon: 2715 Rochester, 816-483-1456. Banzai Awards Show with Chance the Arm Band, 11 p.m. RecordBar: 1020 Westport Rd., 816-753-5207. Sangha Studios Showcase, 6 p.m. The Uptown Arts Bar: 3611 Broadway. KC Cabaret variety show, 9:30 p.m. BECOME A S U N D AY 6 ROCK/POP/INDIE Californos: 4124 Pennsylvania, 816-531-7878. Victor & Penny. Attic Wolves, Ancient Gates, Elsa Rae. BLUES/FUNK/SOUL B.B.'s Lawnside BBQ: 1205 E. 85th St., 816-822-7427. Mama Ray Jazz Meets Blues Jam, 2 p.m.; Linda Shell and the Blues Thang, 9 p.m. Jazz: 1823 W. 39th St., 816-531-5556. The Brody Buster Band. The Phoenix: 302 W. Eighth St., 816-221-5299. Cadillac Flambe, 9 p.m. Quasimodo: 12056 W. 135th St., Overland Park, 913-239-9666. Crosseyed Cat, 5:30 p.m. Sherlock's Underground Coffeehouse & Pub: 858 State Route 291, Liberty, 816-429-5262. The Earl Baker Band. INSIDER NEWSLETTER http://www.pitch.com/kansascity/NewsletterInfoRegistration/Page •A LITTLE SLICE OF IRELAND• IN DOWNTOWN KANSAS CITY Come Shake Your Shamrocks! THURS Jan 3: Garry Lincoln 8-12 FRI Jan 4: Pat Lentz 10-2 SAT Jan 5: Danny McGaw Band 10-2 The Dubliner official Notre Dame Watch Party location! BCS National Championship Game January 7th 8 PM Call The Dubliner for Details BLUES/FUNK/SOUL B.B.'s Lawnside BBQ: 1205 E. 85th St., 816-822-7427. Lee McBee and the Confessors. SIGN UP FOR OUR DJ Hamburger Mary's: 101 Southwest Blvd., 816-842-1919. Bad Music Sundays with Brett Dietrich, 3:30 p.m. Replay Lounge: 946 Massachusetts, Lawrence, 785-749-7676. Sunday Funday with DJ G Train on the patio. ROOTS/COUNTRY/BLUEGRASS Czar: 1531 Grand, 816-421-0300. Starhaven Rounders, Whiskey Breath, 8 p.m. JAZZ Chaz on the Plaza: 325 Ward Pkwy., 816-802-2152. Les Mengel Duo, 5-9 p.m. Jazz: 1823 W. 39th St., 816-531-5556. Dan Bliss. The Majestic Restaurant: 931 Broadway, 816-221-1888. Mark Lowrey Jazz Trio open jam session, 5 p.m. RecordBar: 1020 Westport Rd., 816-753-5207. The People's Liberation Big Band, 7 p.m. DJ Beer Kitchen: 435 Westport Rd., 816-389-4180. DJ Finius. Club Monaco: 334 E. 31st St., 816-753-5990. DJ Pure. The Eighth Street Taproom: 801 New Hampshire, Lawrence, 785-841-6918. Saturday Soulclap with Josh Powers. Johnny's Tavern: 6765 W. 119th St., Leawood, 913-451-4542. Live DJ, 9 p.m. MiniBar: 3810 Broadway, 816-326-8281. Shellac Attack. The Quaff: 1010 Broadway, 816-471-1918. DJ Chris. Saints Pub + Patio: 9720 Quivira, Lenexa, 913-492-3900. DJ Brad Sager. 170 E. 14TH ST. KCMO IN P&L DISTRICT 816-268-4700 • THEDUBLINERKC.COM FACEBOOK.COM/THEDUBLINERKC COMEDY Improv Comedy Club and Dinner Theater: 7260 N.W. 87th St., 816-759-5233. John Henton, 7 p.m. Missie B's: 805 W. 39th St., 816-561-0625. Dirty Dorothy, 10 p.m. Stanford's Comedy Club: 1867 Village West Pkwy., Kansas City, Kan., 913-400-7500. Mike Speenberg. HIP-HOP The Riot Room: 4048 Broadway, 816-442-8179. COA, Joey Cool, the Abnorm, Dom Chronicles. JAZZ The Blue Room: 1616 E. 18th St., 816-474-8463. The JWB, 8:30 p.m. The Phoenix: 302 W. Eighth St., 816-221-5299. Eboni Fondren and friends, 4:30 p.m. Take Five Coffee + Bar: 5336 W. 151st St., Overland Park, 913948-5550. A Quartet: Clinkingbeard, Lower, Wilder & Chael. BAR GAMES/DRUNKEN DISTRACTIONS The Bottleneck: 737 New Hampshire, Lawrence, 785-8415483. Smackdown Trivia and Karaoke. Clarette Club: 5400 Martway, Mission, 913-384-0986. Texas Hold 'em. Frank James Saloon: 10919 N.W. Hwy. 45, Parkville, 816-5050800. Karaoke, 6-10 p.m. Hurricane Allie's Bar and Grill: 5541 Merriam Dr., Shawnee, 913-217-7665. Karaoke, 8:30 p.m. Jake's Place Bar and Grill: 12001 Johnson Dr., Shawnee, 913962-5253. Free pool, 3 p.m. Johnny's Tavern: 13410 W. 62nd Terr., Shawnee, 913-962-5777. Live music. Johnny's Tavern - Lawrence: 410 N. Second St., Lawrence, 785-842-0377. Poker. Saints Pub + Patio: 9720 Quivira, Lenexa, 913-492-3900. Free pool. Wallaby's Grill and Pub: 9562 Lackman, Lenexa, 913-5419255. Texas Hold 'em, 6 & 9 p.m. What's Your Remedy? LATE NIGHT HAPPY HOUR WEEKEND BRUNCH 10AM-2PM HOURS: MON-FRI: 11am-1:30am SAT: 9am-1:30am | SUN: 9am-Midnight SUN - THURS from 10PM–MIDNIGHT COMEDY ComedyCity at Westport Flea Market: 817 Westport Rd., 816-842-2744. ComedyCity After Dark, 10 p.m. Improv Comedy Club and Dinner Theater: 7260 N.W. 87th St., 816-759-5233. John Henton, 7 & 10 p.m. Missie B's: 805 W. 39th St., 816-561-0625. Dirty Dorothy on the main floor, 10 p.m. Stanford's Comedy Club: 1867 Village West Pkwy., Kansas City, Kan., 913-400-7500. Mike Speenberg, 7:45 & 9:45 p.m. 500 W. 75TH ST. IN WALDO WHATSYOURREMEDYKC.COM FACEBOOK.COM/REMEDYFOODDRINK 816.361.9788 BAR GAMES/DRUNKEN DISTRACTIONS Bleachers Bar & Grill: 210 S.W. Greenwich Dr., Lee's Summit, 816-623-3410. Live music. ComedyCity at Westport Flea Market: 817 Westport Rd., 816-842-2744. Major League Improv, 7:30 p.m. Ernie Biggs Dueling Piano Bar: 4115 Mill, 816-561-2444. KC's Original Dueling Pianos. 403 Club: 403 N. Fifth St., 913-499-8392. Pinball tournament, Cash prize for winner, 4:30 p.m., $5 entry fee. Hamburger Mary's: 101 Southwest Blvd., 816-842-1919. Maryoke, 9 p.m. Hotel: 1300 Grand, 816-226-3232. Hotel Saturdays. Hurricane Allie's Bar and Grill: 5541 Merriam Dr., Shawnee, 913-217-7665. Karaoke, 8:30 p.m. Mosaic Lounge: 1331 Walnut, 816-679-0076. Mosaic Saturdays. The Red Balloon: 10325 W. 75th St., Overland Park, 913-9622330. Karaoke, 8 p.m., free. Sharks: 10320 Shawnee Mission Pkwy., Shawnee, 913-2684006. Pool tournament, 1 p.m. Westport Coffee House: 4010 Pennsylvania, 816-756-3222. The Kick Comedy Theatre: the Kick-Off Improv Comedy Show, 8 p.m. OPEN MIC/JAM SESSIONS Groove Station: 9916 Holmes, 816-942-1000. KC Blues Jam with Crosseyed Cat, 2-6 p.m. The Hideout: 6948 N. Oak Tfwy., 816-468-0550. Open blues jam, 7 p.m. Knuckleheads Saloon: 2715 Rochester, 816-483-1456. Open Jam with Levee Town, 2 p.m., free. R.G.'s Lounge: 9100 E. 35th St., Independence, 816-358-5777. Jam Night, 5 p.m. Now open 7 days a week with drink specials nightly: WEDNESDAY: KANSAS CITY'S BIGGEST $1 HUMPDAY PARTY M E TA L / P U N K Jackpot Music Hall: 943 Massachusetts, Lawrence, 785-8321085. Sovereign States, Placeholder. THURSDAY-SATURDAY: KANSAS CITY'S ORIGINAL DUELING PIANO SHOW M O N D AY 7 ROCK/POP/INDIE Jackpot Music Hall: 943 Massachusetts, Lawrence, 785-8321085. Shantel Leitner, Aaron Newton. The Riot Room: 4048 Broadway, 816-442-8179. Lot44, Years Past, Attic Lights. SUNDAY: MONDAY: SINGER-SONGWRITER SUNDAY AND KANSAS CITY'S ONLY ADULTS ONLY, DRINK ALONG SPELLING BEE FROM 8-10 OPEN MIC/JAM SESSIONS Sherlock's Underground Coffeehouse & Pub: 858 State Route 291, Liberty, 816-429-5262. Open Blues Jam with Earl Baker, 4 p.m. ROOTS/COUNTRY/BLUEGRASS Barnyard Beer: 925 Iowa, Lawrence, 785-393-9696. Mudstomp Mondays. M E TA L / P U N K Jackpot Music Hall: 943 Massachusetts, Lawrence, 785-8321085. Melting Point of Bronze, Ask an Adult, the Cleaners. JAZZ Jazz: 1823 W. 39th St., 816-531-5556. Jazzbo. Visit www.erniebiggs.com for specials and line up. Like us on Facebook for upcoming promotions and special offers. pitch.com MAN CAVE MONDAYS - FOOTBALL, GAMES, & CHEAP BEER TUESDAY: PINT NIGHT WITH DJ HIGHNOONE AND ASHTON MARTIN J A N U A R Y 3 - 9, 2 0 1 3 THE PITCH 27 Sangha Deli! 10PM LATE NIGHT SONIC SPECTRUM MUSIC TRIVIA KENNETH P. NUISANCE & LOVIN' IT REV GUSTO/SAINT LUX 6PM ELVIS BIRTHDAY BASH WITH JEFF BERGEN/RICH VICKERS 10PM LOOKS THAT KILL:MOTLEY CRUE TRIBUTE DELI MAGAZINE & SANGHA STUDIOS PRESENT CLAIR & THE CROWDED STAGE/RUN WITH IT/ A THOUSAND DREADFUL THINGS/STACKED JEFF HARSHBARGER PRESENTS PEOPLE'S LIBERATION BIG BAND YOU BE THE DJ-BRING YOUR IPOD AND SIGN UP RAMLIN' JUNE/FASHIONABLY LATE/ AMANDA HUGHEY/STEADY BREATHER SUN. 12-5PM BARTENDER'S BRUNCH & BLOODY MARY BAR MON. 7PM SONIC SPECTRUM MUSIC TRIVIA TUES. 7PM HONKY TONK SUPPER CLUB WED. 7PM BOB WALKENHORST & FRIENDS THURS. 7PM TRIVIA CLASH WED. JAN. 2 THURS. JAN. 4 FRI. JAN. 5 SAT. JAN. 6 MON: RURAL GRIT 6P SAT 1/5 NEW M, KARAOKE 10PM RIDDIM, BLOOD B THU 1/10 BLU IRDS 10PM E BOOT H JACK GRELLE EELERS, BRIAN FRAME 9P M FRI 1/11 THE BRANNOCK DEVIC E, SCHWER SAT 1/12 VICTO VON 10PM R AND ENNY PHANTOMS OP F THE OPRY 10P M The Majestic Restaurant: 931 Broadway, 816-221-1888. Mark Lowrey Trio, 6 p.m. The Phoenix: 302 W. Eighth St., 816-221-5299. Millie Edwards and Michael Pagan, 7 p.m. OPEN MIC/JAM SESSIONS DiCarlo's Mustard Seed Mexican-Americana Restaurant & Bar: 15015 E. U.S. Hwy. 40, 816-373-4240. Blues, country and classic rock hosted by Rick Eidson and friends. Quasimodo: 12056 W. 135th St., Overland Park, 913-239-9666. Dave Hays Band Open Jam. Stanford's Comedy Club: 1867 Village West Pkwy., Kansas City, Kan., 913-400-7500. Open Mic Night. AMERICANA Jazz: 1823 W. 39th St., 816-531-5556. Alexis Barclay and friends. COMEDY Missie B's: 805 W. 39th St., 816-561-0625. MANic Monday on the main floor, 10 p.m., free. W E D N E S D AY 9 ROCK/POP/INDIE RecordBar: 1020 Westport Rd., 816-753-5207. Bob Walkenhorst, 7 p.m. BAR GAMES/DRUNKEN DISTRACTIONS Clarette Club: 5400 Martway, Mission, 913-384-0986. Texas Hold 'em. Czar: 1531 Grand, 816-421-0300. Slaughter Movie House: There's Nothing Out There. Green Room Burgers & Beer: 4010 Pennsylvania, Ste. D, 816216-7682. Geeks Who Drink Pub Quiz. Hamburger Mary's: 101 Southwest Blvd., 816-842-1919. Maryoke. Jazzhaus: 926-1/2 Massachusetts, Lawrence, 785-749-1387. Karaoke Idol with Tanya McNaughty. Nara: 1617 Main, 816-221-6272. Brodioke. RecordBar: 1020 Westport Rd., 816-753-5207. Sonic Spectrum Music Trivia, 7 p.m., $5; Karaoke with Baby Brie, 9 p.m. Sherlock's Underground Coffeehouse & Pub: 858 State Route 291, Liberty, 816-429-5262. Tell a Joke Mondays. Westport Flea Market: 817 Westport Rd., 816-931-1986. Texas Hold 'em, 8 p.m. BLUES/FUNK/SOUL B.B.'s Lawnside BBQ: 1205 E. 85th St., 816-822-7427. Shinetop Jr. The Bottleneck: 737 New Hampshire, Lawrence, 785-841-5483. Spongecake and the Fluff Ramblers, Dirt Leg Benders, Ryan Tenholder. Jazzhaus: 926-1/2 Massachusetts, Lawrence, 785-749-1387. Tyler Gregory and the Bootleg Band. Knuckleheads Saloon: 2715 Rochester, 816-483-1456. Gospel Lounge with Carl Butler, 7:30 p.m. SUN. JAN. 7 DJ Avalon Ultra Lounge: 5505 N.E. Antioch, 816-452-CLUB. Flashback Wednesdays. Coda: 1744 Broadway, 816-569-1747. Sonic Spectrum with DJ Robert Moore, 9 p.m. Saints Pub + Patio: 9720 Quivira, Lenexa, 913-492-3900. DJ Pure. The Union of Westport: 421 Westport Rd. Random Play Wednesday. MON. JAN. 8 THE HOME FOR LIVE MUSIC NORTH OF THE RIVER! MON. JAN. 9 WEEKLY see www.therecordbar.com for our weekly events WED 1/2 OPEN BLUES JAM 7PM THURS 1/3 OPEN BLUEGRASS JAM HOSTED BY LOADED GOAT 7PM FRI 1/4 THE JOSH VOWELL BAND 8:30PM SAT 1/5 TOMMY TAYLOR AND THE UPTOWN ALL STARS 8:30PM SUN 1/6 OPEN JAM HOSTED BY COYOTE BILL'S BOOGIE BAND 6PM TUES 1/8 TELE-TUESDAY COUNTRY JAM HOSTED BY OUTLAW JIM AND THE WHISKEY BENDERS 7PM 6948 N. OAK TRFY, GLADSTONE MO | 816.468.0550 FIND US ON FACEBOOK - THE HIDEOUT BAR AND GRILL OPEN MIC/JAM SESSIONS The Uptown Arts Bar: 3611 Broadway. Jonny Green and Jake Stanton Open Mic and Jam Session, 8 p.m.; James Inman's Microphone: Comedy (or Whatever) Open Mic, 10 p.m. T U E S D AY 8 ROCK/POP/INDIE The Bottleneck: 737 New Hampshire, Lawrence, 785-8415483. Glad Ghosts, Storm Circus. Californos: 4124 Pennsylvania, 816-531-7878. Lot44. Jerry's Bait Shop: 302 S.W. Main, Lee's Summit, 816-525-1871. Elvis Birthday Bash with Bobby Simkins, Michael D, E-Rock, Ken Graham, Richie Parton, Blake Pearson, Danny Johnson. ACOUSTIC Dark Horse Tavern: 4112 Pennsylvania, 816-931-3663. Live acoustic. Fuel: 7300 W. 119th St., Overland Park, 913-451-0444. Colby & Mole. JAZZ Chaz on the Plaza: 325 Ward Pkwy., 816-802-2152. Max Groove Trio, 6 p.m. The Phoenix: 302 W. Eighth St., 816-221-5299. A La Mode. Quasimodo: 12056 W. 135th St., Overland Park, 913-239-9666. Billy Ebeling, 7 p.m. 1020 westport rd. kcmo 64111*816-753-5207 BLUES/FUNK/SOUL B.B.'s Lawnside BBQ: 1205 E. 85th St., 816-822-7427. Trampled Under Foot. Jazz: 1823 W. 39th St., 816-531-5556. Mark Montgomery. Slow Ride Roadhouse: 1350 N. Third St., Lawrence, 785-7492727. Lonnie Ray Blues Band. FIGURE AMERICANA Jazz: 1823 W. 39th St., 816-531-5556. Mike Runyon and Gary Proctor. COMEDY Missie B's: 805 W. 39th St., 816-561-0625. Dirty Dorothy on the main floor, 10 p.m. ROOTS/COUNTRY/BLUEGRASS 26 @MIDLANDTHEATER JANUARY SATURDAY Czar: 1531 Grand, 816-421-0300. Elkheart's Downtown Outlaw Fiasco, 7 p.m. RecordBar: 1020 Westport Rd., 816-753-5207. Rex Hobart's Honky Tonk Supper Club. BAR GAMES/DRUNKEN DISTRACTIONS The All-Star Rock Bar: 7210 N.E. 43rd St., 816-452-2660. Karaoke. Beer Kitchen: 435 Westport Rd., 816-389-4180. Brodioke. Bulldog: 1715 Main, 816-421-4799. Drink specials. Danny's Bar and Grill: 13350 College Blvd., Lenexa, 913-3459717. Trivia and karaoke with DJ Smooth, 8 p.m. 403 Club: 403 N. Fifth St., 913-499-8392. Pinball tournament, cash prize for winner, 8:30 p.m., $5 entry fee. Nara: 1617 Main, 816-221-6272. Ladies' Night. The Quaff: 1010 Broadway, 816-471-1918. Karaoke, 9 p.m. Qudos Cigar & Cognac Bar: 1116 Grand, 816-474-2270. Red Cup Wednesdays, 5-8 p.m. The Red Balloon: 10325 W. 75th St., Overland Park, 913-9622330. Karaoke, 8 p.m., free. The Roxy: 7230 W. 75th St., Overland Park, 913-236-6211. Karaoke. Sherlock's Underground Coffeehouse & Pub: 858 State Route 291, Liberty, 816-429-5262. Animal House Wednesdays; open jam blues, bike night specials. Strikerz Entertainment Center: 18900 E. Valley View Pkwy., Independence, 816-313-5166. Ladies' Night, ladies bowl for free in the Spare Room Party Room, live DJ, 9 p.m. Westport Flea Market: 817 Westport Rd., 816-931-1986. Trivia, 8 p.m. DJ Coda: 1744 Broadway, 816-569-1747. DJ Whatshisname, service industry night, 9 p.m. HEAR THEM BEFORE YOU SEE THEM JAZZ The Phoenix: 302 W. Eighth St., 816-221-5299. Open Jam with Everette DeVan, 7 p.m. //FREE MUSIC PLAYER ON THE MUSIC HOME PAGE OF PITCH.COM BAR GAMES/DRUNKEN DISTRACTIONS Bulldog: 1715 Main, 816-421-4799. Double-feature movie night. Double Nickel Bar: 189 S. Rogers, Ste. 1614, Olathe, 913-3900363. Poker night. Dukes: 1501 Grand, 816-527-0122. Beer pong tournaments, 9 p.m. Hamburger Mary's: 101 Southwest Blvd., 816-842-1919. Boob Tube Tuesdays, 7 p.m. Jackpot Music Hall: 943 Massachusetts, Lawrence, 785-8321085. It's Karaoke Time! Johnny's Tavern: 13410 W. 62nd Terr., Shawnee, 913-962-5777. Bingo. Johnny's Tavern: 11316 W. 135th St., Overland Park, 913-8515165. Texas Hold 'em. MiniBar: 3810 Broadway, 816-326-8281. Robert Moore's Name That Tune, 7 p.m. Missie B's: 805 W. 39th St., 816-561-0625. Gayme Night upstairs, 7:30-10 p.m.; PHAT Show, 8 p.m.; karaoke on the main floor, 10 p.m. The Roxy: 7230 W. 75th St., Overland Park, 913-236-6211. Karaoke. Tower Tavern: 401 E. 31st St., 816-931-9300. 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It goes without saying that the students at UW submitted more questions than I could answer in 90 minutes. As promised, Madison, here are some bonus answers to questions that I didn't get to during our time together. Yes.* BY D A N S AVA G E Dear Dan: Facials: degrading or sexy? Dear Dan: Do you have any bisexual friends? "Dan has bisexual friends, and I am one of them," says Eric Olalde, a yogi, a hottie and a close friend who happens to be bisexual. "He has seen me shift between male and female partners at di erent stages of my life and has even made brunch for me and my ex-girlfriend. Dan has never shown me anything but support and true friendship." Dear Dan: Can an open relationship work if it's this type: dating two people, separately, both serious, neither relationship is the "primary" one? De ne "work." Most people de ne "work" — in the context of a relationship — as "a loving, lasting, long-term relationship that ends only with the death of one or both parties." But I de ne "work" as "a loving relationship that makes the people in it happy, whether that relationship lasts for the rest of their lives or whether both parties — or all parties, if we're talking about a poly or open scenario — decide at some point to end the relationship amicably." So, yes, I do think the relationship you've described can work. Whether you'll be in this relationship — or these relationships — for the rest of your life remains to be seen. You may wind up getting more serious about one person, or you may move on from both and nd someone else — or a couple of someone elses — but if you're happy right now, and if they're happy right now, then your relationship is working. Dear Dan: My partner lives far away, and we Dear Dan: I've been treated badly in several past relationships. I'm now in a great one, but I have a hard time believing or trusting that nothing bad will happen. How can I get over this dread? Sooner or later, your new squeeze will do something bad, and you'll get hurt. Hopefully the bad that happens won't be as bad as the bad you experienced in the past relationships — no physical or emotional violence, no unforgivable betrayals, nothing that requires you to end this relationship — but your new partner will behave badly toward you at some point. And you will behave badly toward your new partner. There's some bad even in the best relationships. You'll experience less dread if you can accept that. can't live together for at least two years. He says I can sleep with whomever I like. I want to tell him the same thing, but I'm kinda jealous and insecure. I told him to just not tell me, but he doesn't want to lie. What to do? Withholding information at your request — holding that info back until you're ready for it — doesn't make your partner a liar. It makes him a considerate partner. Tell him to do what he needs to do but to spare you the details. OK! We have one more letter. It wasn't a question asked at the talk I gave in Madison, but it does have a Madison connection … Dear Dan: I know you lived in Madison for a while. Got any great Mad Town stories? Savage Love got its start in Madison: I wrote my rst columns on a computer in the back o ce of Four Star Fiction and Video, where I worked as a night manager/VHS-tape-slingin' clerk. I did other things — after-hours things — in the storeroom of Four Star. Those things are known only to me, an insanely sexy guy named Roger, and one of the bartenders at the Plaza who one night overheard us talking about the things we'd just done to each other in that storeroom. Dear Dan: Can a successful long-term relationship form if the other person can never admit that they're wrong? Anyone who's been in a successful long-term relationship knows that both parties have to be able to admit that they're wrong — sometimes you have to admit you're wrong even when you know you're not. So the answer is "no." Dear Dan: How and when is it good/best to use whipped cream? We've covered this before: Whipped cream is NOT A SEX TOY. Two minutes after you put it on your nipples — or two minutes after you ll your bellybutton or ass crack or armpits with it — you begin to smell like baby puke. It's not sexy. And it's not like you're not getting enough dairy in your diets, Wisconsinites. Save the whipped cream for your ice cream, and if you want to lick something o your partner, work up a sweat and lick that o 'em. Dear Dan: What would you say to Ann Coulter, who said if her son told her that he was gay, she'd "tell him he was adopted"? Parental rejection of a gay child (which doubles a gay kid's already quadrupled risk for suicide), the implication that adopted parents are less emotionally invested in their children and that adopted children are loved conditionally — only Ann Coulter could pack so much hatred, malice and emotional violence into a single "quip." I'm not sure what I would say to Coulter — I've never had the pleasure of meeting her — but I can't imagine that any child of Coulter's, gay or straight, would be on speaking terms with her anyway, so I'd probably tell her that her feelings about her hypothetical children are irrelevant. 30 THE PITCH J A N U A R Y 3 - 9, 2 0 1 3 sin, a long time ago. As a physician, I'm usually impressed with your savvy advice and medical accuracy. And your It Gets Better Project is a major contribution to the mental and physical health of adolescents and young adults. Now for a quick medical comment: I agree with your su estion that doctors give " ared base" advice to patients who use anal toys. But there's a simple way for a person who didn't get that advice to remove an object that is stuck in the rectum. They should squat — do a deep knee bend — stay still, relax, breathe, and voilà. The item will pop out onto the oor. No probing or uncomfortable procedure necessary. After learning about this technique from a woman physician (who recalled the history of women giving birth in that position and applied the same principle to relaxing the rectal muscles), I used this with young adult patients who would come to my clinic in an embarrassing predicament. The result was simple and comfortable for both patient and physician. Feel free to pass this advice on to others who might bene t! Dear Dan: I met you brie y in Madison, Wiscon- Best Advice Simplifies Exit Dear Base: Thanks for sharing! *Sometimes both at once! Find the Savage Lovecast (my weekly podcast) every Tuesday at thestranger.com/savage. Dear Dan: My friends and I have a weekly tra- dition where we read your column aloud, wear bathrobes and drink whiskey. What would you add to this already awesome ritual? Remote-control vibrating butt plugs, of course, each one set to go o at a di erent time. Have a question for Dan Savage? 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