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Monday, March 14, 2011, 7 p.m. Loyola University New Orleans, Roussel Hall Free and open to the public For more information, contact Institute of Politics Director Tommy Screen (504) 865-3548 or firstname.lastname@example.com 06 coMMenTary thinking out loud Market Values here was swift and angry reaction this week to the Feb. 27 city shutdown of an annual Mardi Gras flea market at the Blue Nile bar in the Faubourg Marigny -- a market now in its 20th year of selling unique, handmade items at affordable prices. Field agents from the New Orleans Department of Revenue arrived, ticketed organizer Cree McCree, Blue Nile owner Jesse Paige and a bartender, and shut down the sale for not having a retail permit. Technically, the agents were correct; McCree and Paige had no permit. But when Paige reported to the Bureau of Revenue the next day, he was quoted a laundry list of permits he would need to stage the event next year, including an occupational license ($200), a "mayoralty permit" ($500) and an approved revenue form from the city's Department of Safety & Permits. The grand total: $940.25 for a once-a-year market selling handmade masks and hats. Compounding the problem is the city's special-event permit literature, which lumps in extravaganzas like circuses and trade shows with modest events like the Mardi Gras market. The outrageous fee structure may be the law but, as Dickens famously noted, sometimes the law is an ass. The city says it will enforce such laws across the board in response to public demand. That sounds fair, but cracking down on a once-a-year bazaar when the city has potentially millions of dollars outstanding in uncollected sales taxes only reinforces the impression, even if it's incorrect, that this was yet another case of Big Government picking on the little artist. It's a perception with a long and unfortunate history in New Orleans -- as any Mardi Gras Indian or brass band member will tell you. Mayor Mitch Landrieu's administration and Police Chief Ronal Serpas stumbled last year when the NOPD cracked down on brass band musicians on Bourbon and Frenchmen streets, using an antiquated ordinance that would have required musicians to be off the streets by 8 p.m. That law applied across the board, whether the musicians were in an entertainment district or a residential neighborhood. At the time, band members noted correctly, they were no louder than Quarter clubs that prop speakers in their doorways and blast canned pop music into the street all night. The city's hardline position in that case made it look like a pack of intractable bureaucrats, and it wisely backed off. Fortunately, the administration seems to have learned from the mistake. Landrieu, who has spent years establishing himself as the lead spokesman for the cultural economy, at first issued a dry press T release defending the city's position. ("As we increase field agents in the Bureau of Revenue, we will continue to communicate with residents and business owners about the types of permits needed for these types of events.") By midweek, however, his tone had changed. "These vendors are the heart and soul of New Orleans," he said at a press conference March 2. When Gambit asked him about the $940 fee quoted to Paige, Landrieu said, "That's not accurate." Informed that those were the numbers from the Bureau of Finance, Landrieu said, "You may have asked them the wrong question." That's another problem. If city officials can't agree on the fees, it's no surprise artists and vendors don't know what to do. To that end, Scott Hutcheson, the mayor's point man on cultural affairs, has put instant outfit off the shoulder tee seaglass banana white sugar clothes + accessories 7732 maple 865 . mon - sat 10-6 9625 If city officials can't agree on the fees, it's no surprise artists and vendors don't know what to do. Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > marcH 08 > 2011 KEEP ON together new materials that set forth the rules on what event promoters must do to comply with the law. He also put himself forward as a liaison for those who sell handmade goods. From now on, the first step in planning a bazaar or sale should be calling Hutcheson at 658-4258, or emailing him at email@example.com. Let him be your guide through the sometimesconfusing rules of the City of New Orleans and its Bureau of Revenue. At the March 2 meeting, Deputy Mayor and CAO Andy Kopplin said the city wants everyone to have a fair chance to succeed. That's a laudable goal. The best way to achieve it is for the city to communicate clearly with artists and vendors -- and to make sure city fees don't outstrip people's ability to pay. TRACK and get fit post Mardi Gras. Don't let Carnival season derail your New Year's Resolution. With its beautiful natural light overlooking our basketball court, the NOAC's indoor track is a great jogging venue. So come join the NOAC, and do a couple extra laps to keep on track. Everything you want and more at the NOAC. For more on what we offer, call 525-2375 or visit us at 222 N. Rampart today. Free Parking. www.neworleansathleticclub.com 07 blake PONTCHARTRAINTM NEW ORLEANS KNOW-IT-ALL Questions for Blake: email@example.com HEY BLAKE, WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING TO ARMSTRONG PARK? THE ENTRANCE HAS BEEN TORN UP FOR MONTHS, FORCING FRENCH QUARTERITES TO GO AROUND THE PARK IN ORDER TO ENTER MAHALIA JACKSON AUDITORIUM. THE CHAIN FENCE IS UNSIGHTLY AND IS SOMETHING OF AN INSULT TO THE GREAT MAN FOR WHOM THE PARK IS NAMED. WHAT GIVES? GLORIA K. FIERO And she deserves all the recognition she has gotten. Wright was born into a poor New Orleans family in 1866. As a toddler, she suffered a fall that caused her to spend her life in a steel brace, walking with crutches. At only 15 years old, Wright opened her own school, the Day School for Girls. By 1885, she added boarding facilities and renamed the school the Home Institute, which acquired a reputation as one of the best private schools in New Orleans. Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > marcH 08 > 2011 Come to Camp at the Louisiana Children's Museum And Spend your Summer Smiling! Week-long themed camps for ages 5-8 May 31 through August 8 Before & After Care available $140 to $175 Museum members / $160 to $200 non-members Call 504-586-0725 ext. 222 or www.lcm.org to register DEAR GLORIA, You got that right. Armstrong Park is indeed a mess. And it began in the waning days of former Mayor Ray Nagin's administration. Near the end of his term, the former mayor decided the park needed a facelift. Before he left office, Nagin unveiled the park's new Roots of Music Sculpture Garden -- but a series of construction blunders caused damage to the statue of Louis Armstrong, and the park had to be closed. Last July, crews employed by the original contractor, AME Disaster Recovery Services, cracked part of the Louis Armstrong statue, separating the left shoe from the statue's base. After he took office, Mayor Mitch Landrieu ordered the contractor hired by Nagin to stop work, and the park was closed for the rest of the summer. The original contractor created more problems when crews poured concrete pathways incorrectly. These had to be ripped out and repoured -- twice. Workers who were careless with tractors also managed to damage curbing and other sculptures in the park. A light pole was knocked down as well as a 50-foot palm tree. Water pipes were broken and buried power and phone lines were cut. Needless to say, a new contractor was hired and work resumed as quickly as possible. Everyone is eager for the park beautification project to be completed, especially since the reopening of the Mahalia Jackson Theater for the Performing Arts. HEY BLAKE, WHO WAS SOPHIE WRIGHT? SHE HAS A SCHOOL NAMED FOR HER ON NAPOLEON AVENUE. MARY A statue of Sophie B. Wright stands at the corner of a New Orleans street named in her honor. About the same time, Wright was asked if she could teach poor men and boys. She soon opened a free night school for men and boys employed during the day but still too poor to pay for school. Wright also was active in other areas, serving on the Prison Reform Association and the Woman's Christian Temperance Union. She also worked to help poor children and women by establishing public playgrounds and baths. In 1903, The Daily Picayune awarded Sophie Wright its prestigious prize, the Loving Cup, for outstanding social activism and philanthropy; she was the first woman to receive this honor. Wright became so well known and respected that The Monitor, a newspaper in Boston, had a story in 1909 about her achievements. In it she was called the "best citizen of New Orleans." When Wright died on June 6, 1912, she was buried in Metairie Cemetery, and The Daily Picayune praised her as a "saint of the commonweal." Learn puppetry, journey to outer space, cook up kitchen chemistry, turn trash to treasure and much more! 08 www.lcm.org � (504) 586-0725 ext. 222 � 420 Julia Street, N.O., LA � 70130 DEAR MARY, There is also a statue of this outstanding educator. 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HIS NEXT GOAL: REPEALING THE ACT ALLOWING CREATIONISM TO BE TAUGHT IN LOUISIANA PUBLIC SCHOOLS. BY KEVIN ALLMAN W hen the Louisiana legislature approved the Louisiana Science Education Act (LSEA) by an overwhelming margin in 2008, supporters of "intelligent design" creationism rejoiced; the LSEA would allow public school educators to introduce "supplemental textbooks and other instructional materials" in the classroom, paving the way for -- among other things -- biology textbooks that cast doubt on evolution and discussed creationism. Several powerful state interests supported the move, from Gov. Bobby Jindal (who signed the LSEA into law) to the influential Louisiana Family Forum (LFF). But when Zack Kopplin, a student at Baton Rouge Magnet School, heard the decision, his reaction was "disbelief." In November, Kopplin appeared before the Louisiana Board of Elementary and Secondary Education (BESE), where the Textbook Advisory Council was deciding whether to purchase new biology texts. Since the council only meets every seven years, the information in the books chosen would have long-lasting impact in a state with the fourthworst graduation rate in the country. The Rev. Gene Mills, president of the LFF, told the panel the new textbooks under consideration were "biased" toward evolution. Kopplin -- wearing an orange hoodie and blue jeans -- disagreed. "All the Louisiana Science Education Act does is create an unconstitutional loophole to sneak the teaching of creationism or intelligent design in public school science classes," Kopplin testified, saying it would "embarrass our state" and hinder the success of Louisiana graduates. "Please stand tall and endorse life science textbooks that teach real science rather than undermine it," he concluded. What happened next made news in science circles around the country: The council sided with Kopplin in an 8-4 vote. "It is a completely nonpolitical, nonpartisan organization created by the first lady, who as an engineer and the mother of three children, has a passion for helping our young people learn science and math. Anything other than this reality has plainly been dreamed up by partisan hacks living in a fantasy land." -- Kyle Plotkin, Gov. Bobby Jindal's press secretary, responding to a March 3 New York Times article, which enumerated major corporate donors to the Supriya Jindal Foundation for Louisiana's Children. According to the Times, "The foundation has collected nearly $1 million in previously unreported pledges from major oil companies, insurers and other corporations in Louisiana with high-stakes regulatory issues" -- including Marathon Oil and AT&T, both of which donated $250,000 to the first lady's charity. "The party's on probation. Voters are willing to give you a chance. If you don't follow through it's a pretty short probationary period." -- Gov. Bobby Jindal, speaking about the GOP election victories of November 2010. Jindal gave The Washington Post his thoughts on what the Republican field of presidential candidates should be doing, while once again denying he had any eye on the Oval Office. Asked if he was interested in a vice-presidential run in 2012, Jindal said it was "obnoxious to speculate." High school senior Zack Kopplin is leading the fight to repeal the Louisiana Science Education Act of 2008. The next month, the BESE board at large agreed, and the Baton Rouge Advocate wrote an editorial calling the high school senior "the newest giantkiller in state education policy." But Kopplin doesn't intend to stop there. His next target: overturning the Louisiana Science Information Act. HIGH SCHOOL BIOLOGY ITSELF MAY BE AN ENDANgered species, according to a survey analyzed in January by Michael Berkman and Eric Plutzer, political science professors at Pennsylvania State University. Examining data from the National Survey of High School Biology Teachers, they found 28 percent taught evolution, while 13 percent "explicitly advocated creationism or intelligent design." The remainder ("the cautious 60 percent") fell somewhere in the middle. The professors concluded, "Our data show these teachers understandably want to avoid controversy." PAGE 13 STORMY OUTLOOK The Rev. Grant Storms, who made national headlines in the last decade when he attempted to shut down the annual Southern Decadence festival in the French Quarter, was arrested in Jefferson Parish on an obscenity charge Feb. 25. Storms, PAGE 16 c'est what? 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Creationism -- the belief that all life on Earth came from a divine hand, as described in the Book of Genesis -- is a single concept with many subsects. Creationists divide roughly into two camps: "old earth" and "new earth." Old earthcreationistsbelieve,asdoscientists, thattheearthismillionsofyearsoldbut, unlikescientists,theyholdthatitwascreatedbyGod,whileyoungearthcreationistsbelieve--basedontheirreadingsof Genesis--theworldwascreatedbyGod between 6,000 and 10,000 years ago. The Creation Museum in Petersburg, Ky., which opened in 2007 at a cost of $27 million,teachesyoungearthcreationism, with dioramas featuring men and dinosaurslivingsidebyside,andababytriceratopsforchildrentoride,Flintstones-style. Introducing the possibility of creationism into biology classes is referred to by supportersas"teachingthecontroversy." (Louisiana State University evolutionary biologist Bryan Carstens, who testified at the BESE hearing, disputes that: "The theory of evolution is not controversial amongpracticingbiologists.")Atthefinal textbookvoteinDecember,Dr.JohnOller, aprofessoroflinguisticsattheUniversity of Louisiana at Lafayette, said the texts were decades out of date. Oller, who alsositsontheboardoftheTexas-based InstituteforCreationResearch,hasawebsiteonwhichhepostshistheoriesabout creationism and the textbook controversy, such as, "There is no mention of 4-D moving pictures of unborn babies that explode many myths coming from 19thcenturyDarwinism." WhentheBESEcommitteeruledinfavor of the teenager's argument rather than the professor's, Oller told The Acadiana Gazette afterward, "Darwin's too-dull toolscan'trefutetheexistenceofanintelligentGod.It'sentirelypresumptuous." KOPPLIn DOESn'T LOOK MUCh LIKE A giant-killer; he's a particularly younglooking 17-year-old with the slight build of a soccer player and swimmer (his other hobbies). But when he talks, he's as articulate as any politician, despite havingalimitedpoliticalportfolio."Ivolunteeredfor[PresidentBarack]Obama's campaign and I volunteered for my dad's campaign, but that's it," he says. (Kopplin'sfather,AndyKopplin,wasthe formerchiefofstafftoGovs.MikeFoster and Kathleen Blanco, and ran an unsuccessful 2008 campaign for Congress. Todayhe'sdeputymayorandCAOofthe cityofnewOrleans.Inanemail,hecalls hisson"relentless.") WhEn KOPPLIn DECIDED hE WAnTED to overturn the LSEA, he contacted Dr. Barbara Forrest, a professor of philosophyatSoutheasternLouisianaUniversity and co-author of Creationism's Trojan Horse: The Wedge of Intelligent Design. Forrest is also the founder of the Louisiana Coalition for Science, a proscience,anti-creationistgroup. 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Regarding Kopplin, she wrote, "He really is an inspiration to young folks everywhere, because he's been able to leverage his own determination into a real campaign that is garnering considerable attention. It shows one person can really make a difference." But will Kopplin's zeal make a difference when the legislature convenes? "The support I'm getting is accelerating," Kopplin says, though he admits," I don't have any specific legislators. We haven't started lobbying yet." Kopplin also has support from the science world. "I've heard back from a lot of scientists, international scientists," he says. "including John Pierce, the past president of the American Society for Biochemistry and Molecular Biology." (That group pulled its planned 2011 convention out of New Orleans as a protest against the passage of LSEA.) "After he heard about the [textbook] victory," Kopplin says, "he asked me, `Is Louisiana OK to come back to now?'" Kopplin's activism has not gone unnoticed in atheist circles, either. Richard Dawkins, a biologist, bestselling author (The God Delusion) and perhaps the world's most famous atheist, featured Kopplin on his website, calling him "splendid" and saying his testimony was a "rare and extraordinary moment ... when logic and reason won out against typical Louisiana politics." Which brings up the question: Is Kopplin an atheist? He declines to discuss his personal religious views. "It's not about my religion. And it shouldn't be about theirs, either," he says. "That's why you go to church, to learn about creationism. In science class, you learn about science. "It's wrong to take science away from students who will need it to succeed in today's economy. If I applied to Harvard tomorrow, they would be very skeptical of my science education -- because I'm from Louisiana." 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See what's playing at the movies, check reviews, sort by theater location or movie genre, and buy tickets -- all within Gambit's iPad app. See What We're All About At www.beanstalkkids.net 15 news views page 11 who famously denounced the largely gay Labor Day celebration as "perversion," was taken into custody for allegedly masturbating near a Lafreniere Park playspot where children were present. According to the arrest report, Storms told the attending officer he wasn't masturbating, but had simply opted to urinate in a bottle in his van rather than find a park restroom. Storms, who was being held on bond, was released by the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office (JPSO) Feb. 27 due to jail overcrowding. Storms held a press conference March 1 at which he admitted the alibi was a lie, but did not admit to masturbating. "I'm confessing to having my hand in my pants," Storms said. "That's all I'm going to say." Despite the arrest report in Jefferson Parish in which he seemed to implicate himself for public masturbation, Storms said he no longer agreed to the charges ("It's contradictory to what happened"). He added that the conduct of sheriff's deputies was like a "stab in the back," calling the sheriffs' interview procedures "coercive and insulting." "It's not true I confessed," Storms said. "I'm losing faith in law enforcement." Speaking in the parking lot of a service-road motel in Metairie, where he had been staying since his arrest, Storms struggled for composure, at times breaking down in tears as he described the effect his arrest had on his wife and four children, the youngest of whom are 9 and 6 years old. "I'll have to tell them, `Daddy has a problem,'" he said, weeping. Storms wanted to clear the record on one issue in particular, denying he had parked in the vicinity of the Lafreniere playspot to watch children. "I am not a pedophile," he said. "I am not a child molester." In 2003, Storms and his followers marched on Southern Decadence with bullhorns and told ABC News' Primetime Live he wanted the annual Labor Day weekend gay pride festival shut down "utterly and totally. We want them out of town." He told the press at the time, "Having oral sex in the middle of the street or masturbating is illegal and immoral," and said he worried that NOPD officers patrolling the festival might be tempted to cut "some kind of backroom deal to have an orgy in the street." The following year, a group of French Quarter business owners, led by the Bourbon Street Alliance, obtained a restraining order against Storms and his protestors, and the New Orleans City Council voted to bar the use of bullhorns during Decadence. Storms disappeared from the public eye shortly thereafter, but a lawsuit he filed against a Wisconsin gay group backfired on the pastor in 2006 when a judge found his suit lacked merit and ordered him to pay $87,000 to the group he was suing. Today, Storms says, he is not employed as a pastor and makes a living with a lawn care service he operates out of the van in which he was arrested. He characterized his protests as "hateful," and asked for the forgiveness of those he had hurt with his anti-gay rhetoric. "I was very proudful, arrogant," Storms said. "I have been vicious at times in my condemnation of others." Would he return to Southern Decadence to denounce the crowds? "No, no," he said. Immediately before going to the park, Storms said, he had been looking at online porn and admitted, "I have a problem with pornography. Pornography is destructive." Asked if the pornographic material was heterosexual, homosexual or child-centered, he said, "Heterosexual." Asked if he would characterize his behavior as a manifestation of sex addiction, he said, "I'm familiar with sex addiction, being a pastor ... I'll just say: Do I have a problem? Yes." Despite that problem, he said, this arrest was the first of its kind for him. "I have deeply hurt my family," Storms said, weeping, "and I pray they can find it within their hearts to forgive me." The tears, the piety, the nature of the alleged crime and even the setting were all familiar. In 1988, the Rev. Jimmy Swaggart confessed to having sex with a prostitute in a different Metairie motel in his "I have sinned" speech. In 2007, Sen. David Vitter, in an appearance at yet another Metairie hotel, confessed to unspecified "sins" in his own past after he was linked with D.C. Madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey. Like Storms, both men had been crusaders for so-called traditional family values. Storms said he didn't have a lawyer but planned to fight the charge in court. He left the motel parking lot on foot with a man he said was his pastor. If convicted of obscenity, he would be liable for several thousand dollars in fines and a jail term of between six months and three years. -- Kevin Allman Former Louisiana Gov. Buddy Roemer made it official last week: he's considering a run for the Republican nomination for president. Roemer, 67, is considered a long shot in the race, but so far there is no official frontrunner. A Harvard-educated son of north Louisiana, Roemer served four terms in Congress and one as governor, from 1988-92. He was the only man ever to defeat Edwin Edwards at the polls. Four years after his come-from-behind victory in the 1987 governor's race, Roemer finished a disappointing third in his bid for re-election -- behind EWE and former KKK leader and Nazi sympathizer David Duke. Roemer attempted a comeback in the 1995 governor's race but failed to make the runoff, finishing fourth. While many Louisiana politicos scoff at the notion of Roemer trying to win the GOP nomination, friends say he has been studying up on energy issues, economics, tax policy, and other key issues in anticipation of his run for the White House. He is said to be getting advice from GOP consultant Mark McKinnon, who met Roemer during his gubernatorial days. As a sign of how serious he is about the race, Roemer stepped down last week as CEO of Business First Bank in Baton Rouge, which he founded five years ago. For now, Roemer will continue to serve as president of the bank. First up on Roemer's campaign: a stop this week at the Iowa Faith and Freedom Coalition, an event for social conservatives just outside Des Moines. He will join former Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty, former U.S. Sen. Rick Santorum, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, businessman and radio host Herman Cain and other GOP hopefuls. Roemer started his political career as a Democrat and switched to the GOP while serving as governor. He never won the hearts of Louisiana Republicans, however, perhaps because he vetoed a no-exceptions anti-abortion bill while still a Democrat. That veto became the first in memory to be overridden by state lawmakers, but it was later struck down by the federal courts as unconstitutional. At some point in the campaign, perhaps as early as this week, Buddy for President? Rev. Grant Storms held a press conference Mar. 1 in the parking lot of the Metairie motel where he'd been staying since being released from the Jefferson Parish jail due to overcrowding. Roemer will have to explain -- if not defend -- that veto to the GOP's growing ranks of social conservatives. -- Clancy DuBos toxic city Forbes.com named Baton Rouge one of the most toxic cities in America last week, clocking in at No. 5. (At No. 1: Philadelphia.) The website used information gathered by the Environmental Working Group, the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) and Sperling's Best Places Health Index, which compiles health and quality-of-living indices for U.S. cities. Forbes ranked the cities by air and water quality and Superfund sites (areas impacted by hazardous waste). The report also gathered the number of days a city's Air Quality Index exceeded 100 (the EPA deems indices 0 to 25 "good" air days), and the Toxics Release Inventory, which gathers power plant and manufacturing reports of chemical releases. The report found Baton Rouge contributed 33.6 million pounds of on-site toxic releases in 2009 (the latest year available for the data). Anne Rolfes, director of environmental watchdog Louisiana Bucket Brigade (LABB), says the data illustrates "the tremendous burden of environmental pollution" Baton Rouge residents live with. The country's second-largest refinery -- the 100-year-old ExxonMobil refinery -- sits in the Baton Rouge area. Since 2005, that refinery has contributed more than 4 million pounds of pollution to the air and has spilled more than 36,000 gallons of pollutants, according to LABB and EPA data. In 2010, however, the numbers fell sharply -- the refinery released only 1,755 pounds of pollution, compared to a 2009 release of more then 700,000 pounds. Rolfes hopes the report triggers a more "robust response from the state" to decrease industrial pollution. -- Alex Woodward Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > marcH 08 > 2011 16 clancy DUBOS POLITICS Follow Clancy on Twitter @clancygambit. Cat and Mouse T he federal indictment of former state Wildlife and Fisheries commissioner Henry Mouton signals a new chapter in the investigation into alleged corruption in Jefferson Parish. It also shows the feds' latest move in a lawyerly game of cat and mouse between the government and the principals of River Birch landfill. Several years ago, River Birch landed a controversial $160 million landfill contract with Jefferson Parish -- at the behest of former Parish President Aaron Broussard, who himself is a target of federal investigators. That contract remains in limbo pending the investigation. FBI agents raided River Birch's office in September, carting off boxes of records, data and digital hardware relating to River Birch. They also seized records of other companies owned by River Birch principals Fred Heebe and his stepfather, Jim Ward. The companies all share office space. Heebe and Ward sued the feds, claiming federal agents exceeded the scope of the search warrant by seizing records unrelated to River Birch. U.S. District Judge Ginger Berrigan agreed and ordered the feds to return records from the other companies. Heebe and Ward claim the feds are holding back some disputed records. So where does Mouton, of Lafayette, fit in? After Hurricane Katrina, state and federal disaster response officials reopened the Old Gentilly Landfill in eastern New Orleans on an emergency basis. The Gentilly landfill was controversial because it allegedly did not meet environmental standards. Mouton, whose credentials as a conservationist are well established, launched what appeared to be a one-man campaign against the Gentilly landfill -- and praising River Birch. He wrote letters to state and federal regulators at every level, often on official state Wildlife and Fisheries Commission stationery. Among the recipients of his complaints, coincidentally, were the FBI and the U.S. Attorney. Now the feds say Mouton was on somebody's payroll (read: Heebe's companies) all the while -- to the tune of more than $460,000, which they claim was bribe money disguised by Mouton and an unnamed co-conspirator. Apparently the records showing scores of allegedly illicit payments to Mouton are among those Berrigan has determined were improper- ly seized by the feds during the raid on River Birch. All of which makes the timing of the Mouton indictment very interesting. If some of those disputed records form the basis of Mouton's indictment, the feds could run into a "fruit of the poisonous tree" problem -- which would bar them from using anything in those records and anything they The indictment says a lot about the direction of the feds' investigation into Jefferson Parish corruption. found as a result of getting those records against Mouton, Heebe or anyone else. On the other hand, Mouton himself may have provided the "independent source" needed by the feds to get around the "poisonous fruit" argument when he wrote to the FBI complaining about the Gentilly landfill in the first place. Another independent source could emerge from a civil suit filed last week against River Birch by a competitor, Concrete Busters of Louisiana. Concrete Busters claims in its suit that River Birch colluded with Jefferson Parish officials to get the contract. Look for Heebe to settle that lawsuit quickly -- before the discovery process forces him to turn over the very records that Heebe doesn't want the feds to get their hands on. Meanwhile, the Mouton indictment contains other allegations that don't necessarily flow from the disputed records (read: leverage). At a minimum, the indictment says a lot about the direction of the feds' investigation into Jefferson Parish corruption. This is a complex, high-stakes game of cat and mouse. The legal maneuvers and details may cause non-lawyers' eyes to glaze over, but there's no denying who's the cat ... and who's the mouse. 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Since 2007, the U.S. Coast Guard has reported fielding more complaints of oil and chemical spills from the thousands of wells and thousands of miles of pipelines in Louisiana than in any other state, exceeding 4,000 a year. In 2009, Louisiana punished oil companies for fewer than one in 100 spills, data show. Fines are measured in thousands of dollars, not millions. They take years to collect and are seldom levied against even repeat spillers. A small gas station operator was penalized for faulty paperwork while the state's biggest oil producer paid no fines in more than a dozen spills since 2002, according to state records. "Lax enforcement leads to lax behavior," says Paul Templet, who led the Louisiana Department of Environmental Quality (DEQ) from 1988 IN LOUISIANA, FEWER THAN ONE IN 100 OIL SPILLS RESULT IN FINES ... SO WHAT REASON DOES THE INDUSTRY HAVE TO to 1992 under Gov. Buddy Roemer. "You let the little things go, and you set yourself up for something big to happen." CLEAN UP ITS ACT? LOUISIANA DOESN'T HAVE a spill-enforcement crisis, according to Jindal and officials of the DEQ, the state's main pollution enforcement agency. The number of DEQ fines is influenced by cooperation with other authorities, Jindal said in a statement. "It's important to note AARON KURILOFF that in many cases, if anR. BABCOCK other agency like the Coast Guard, the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) or state police has issued a penalty, then DEQ will not issue a penalty," Jindal said. The DEQ has an agreement with the EPA and won't seek fines if federal regulators are conducting a criminal probe, he said. "Per square mile, we produce more oil than any other state," says Chris Piehler, administrator of the DEQ's inspection division. Most of the spills are small and "aren't intentional." Even small oil spills have lethal consequences, said William J. Sydeman, a marine biologist and president of the Farallon Institute, a Petaluma, Calif.-based nonprofit marine research center. "When you spill any amount of oil in a marine system, organisms die," Sydeman said. The effects of chronic low-level spills like those Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > marcH 08 > 2011 PAGE 20 19 page 19 in Louisiana are "a huge problem and far more damaging than most people suspect." In the past 10 years, In June 2005, a discharge estimated at 12 Louisiana has been secbarrels (500 gallons, 1,900 liters) killed at least ond only to Texas in the number of "significant" 460 brown pelicans, Amerada Hess Corp. said at the time. The leak was from a platform pipeline spills. about 60 miles (100 kilometers) southwest of New Orleans. Now, more than five years later, a damage assessment is "near completion" and state and federal agencies are "exploring restoration alternatives," said Louisiana State Police Lieutenant Doug Cain, a spokesman for the Louisiana Oil Spill Coordinator's Office (Losco). Losco works with oil companies to mitigate spill damages. "We continue to work with the state of Louisiana on this issue," Maripat Sexton, a spokeswoman for Hess, said in an emailed statement. Another company avoided paying a penalty for 18 years, then settled at half the original amount. Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > marcH 08 > 2011 ON ANy DAy IN LOuISIANA, THere IS LIkeLy TO be MOre THAN one spill, the data show. In 2009, the state endured about 1,600 discharges of crude oil or a crude oil equivalent called condensate, including incidents in federal waters off the coast, state records show. About 540 leaks occurred onshore or in state waters, releasing almost 3,000 barrels of oil, the DeQ says. Since the beginning of 2006, the agency opened or completed 46 spill enforcement actions against oil companies, about nine cases a year, according to state data. Those actions resulted in 28 penalties, a total that includes six settlements of incidents that occurred as early as 1990. The average of the 28 penalties was $10,496. by comparison, federal regulators reported levying civil penalties in 29 cases against corporate oil spillers in Louisiana during the same years. The average federal fine was $148,335. The u.S., which shares spill jurisdiction in the state, also undertook two criminal prosecutions, one resulting in a $13 million fine. The DeQ, which has jurisdiction that extends three miles out from Louisiana's marshy coast and the shores of any state-claimed barrier islands, initiated none. The DeQ says one reason for its lack of prosecutions is that few companies willfully spill crude oil. "Oil is a valuable product," said rodney Mallett, DeQ press secretary. "rarely will someone knowingly or deliberately discharge oil." Spills can also include oilfield wastes and "produced water," ancient seawater that comes to the surface with oil and gas as a toxic, concentrated brine carrying heavy metals and traces of ZEA_12050_2011_Seafood_4.729x8.083_NewOrleans_GambitWeekly.indd 1 2/23/11 12:41 PM CALLING ALL ARTISTS Market Opportunity Application and additional information for The Crossroads Arts Bazaar at the New Orleans Healing Center Application deadline March 11, 2011 20 102H_NO_WSS_Gambit_FINAL:Layout 1 2/9/11 3:18 PM Page 1 "OUR RECORD OF REGULATING OIL AND GAS IS DISMAL. DOWN HERE, NOBODY WANTS TO radioactive material. Dumping it is illegal. In the largest federal criminal case, Citgo Petroleum Corp. was fined $13 million after pleading guilty in September 2008 to a misdemeanor violation of the federal Clean Water Act. Storm water tanks at the company's refinery in Sulphur overflowed during a rainstorm in June 2006, spilling about 53,000 barrels of oil into two rivers, the U.S. Department of Justice said in a news release. The state joined the federal government in 2008 in an ongoing suit seeking civil penalties against the company over the same spill. Fernando Garay, a spokesman for Citgo, declined to comment. IN LOUISIANA, MOST DISCHARG es occur in the coastal zone, which serves as a globally important migratory bird stopover and provides the spawning grounds that sustain a $2.4 billion-a-year commercial fishing industry. The state has lost more than 1,800 square miles of these marshes to erosion since the 1930s, a third of the original total. On an annual basis, Louisiana accounts for 80 percent of the nation's coastal wetlands losses, according to a task force of state and federal agencies that includes the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers and the EPA. Over the past decade, Louisiana ranked second behind Texas with 223 "significant" pipeline spills -- those that damaged property or the environment or killed wildlife or people -- according to a 2010 study by the Arlington, Va.-based National Wildlife Federation. The report, published after the BP explosion, listed Louisiana among the nation's "sacrifice zones" that have suffered heavy pollution as a PUNISH ANYBODY." Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > marcH 08 > 2011 Ticketmaster.com � 800.982.ARTS (2787) For Groups 15+, call 504.287.0372. Due to the nature of live entertainment dates, times, prices, shows, actors, venues and sales are subject to change without notice. All tickets subject to convenience charges. � (Jr. Page) 7.166" x 8.083" New Orleans WEST SIDE STORY Ad for Gambit Weekly, Runs: 2/15 Gateway Design Job# 209-11-102H O OPE N LU N E ND AR I G LY RA S we're open! 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Deadline for registration is May 23, 2011 For additional information go to www.brothermartin.com to download the brochure and registration form, or contact Mrs. Patty Larkin (504) 283-1561, ext. 3022. Program Director: Mr. Scott Williams '90 23 page 22 Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > marcH 08 > 2011 Gov. Bobby Jindal dips a fishing net into oil-stained water in Louisiana marshlands after the BP oil disaster. courtesy Louisiana governor's office which spent $153 million in 2010, brings hundreds of cases a year against leaky underground storage tanks. It also shuts illegal waste dumps and fines air polluters, including oil and gas refineries. Losco, which works on spill mitigation, has no authority to assess penalties. It prefers a "cooperative approach," said David Gisclair, director of the agency's technical assistance program. The agency said it has completed 10 of 23 cases it has undertaken since 1991. "Big fines don't work," Gisclair said. "The oil companies just fight them in court and tie you up for years." Thirteen spills were reported since 2002 at various facilities of Hilcorp Energy Co., Louisiana's largest oil producer in 2009. Eleven of them came from small pipes known as flowlines, according to DEQ data. The data show the state agency hasn't imposed a spill fine that stuck against the Houston-based independent oil company. The largest incident, in December 2002, totaled 1,000 barrels. It created what state enforcement documents called a "dead zone" in 7 acres of cypress forest in the Atchafalaya Basin about 130 miles west of New Orleans. While Hilcorp faced a penalty of as much as $32,500, it wasn't fined, the records show. The company spent $2 million cleaning up the spill, reimbursed Louisiana $75,000 for the cost of assessing the environmental damage and last year agreed to restore a nearby section of swamp, according to Losco. Hilcorp also promised "a new aggressive flowline management program to prevent future flowline leaks," according to a 2003 company letter to state regulators. The 12 other spills included three in an 11-day stretch in March 2006. Two of them involved less than a barrel and none exceeded 50 barrels. The DEQ moved to fine the company $1,000 for a September 2003 spill and $1,000 for another in September 2004, both of them for "unauthorized discharge of oilfield wastes," DEQ documents say. The state rescinded both penalties in 2010. In the 2003 case, the DEQ ruled that a Hilcorp contractor had caused the spill. In the 2004 incident, the Louisiana State Police had also fined Hilcorp $1,000 for failing to promptly report a spill of hazardous material. "It's our policy not to fine companies twice," said Celena Cage, the DEQ's administrator for enforcement. Hilcorp didn't respond to more than a half-dozen phone messages left at the office of Michael Schoch, whom the company identified as its regulatory, environmental and safety manager in a 2006 letter to the state. In 2009, state data show the company produced 7.9 million barrels of oil in Louisiana worth $490 million at the year's average crude price of $61.99 a barrel. OIL AND GAS COMPANIES' POLITICAL influence undermines regulatory efforts, said Foster Campbell, a former Democratic state senator who tried unsuccessfully to pass an oil transfer tax to replace the state's 1920s-era severance tax. The industry employs 50,000 people. The state general fund's receipts from oil and gas severance taxes, royalties and fees totaled $1.3 billion last year, about 15 percent of revenue. That's down from a peak of $1.6 billion in 1982, when oil and gas receipts accounted for 42 percent of the state's revenue. "Our record of regulating oil and gas is dismal," says Campbell, now a member of the Louisiana Public Service Commission. "Down here, nobody wants to punish anybody." From 1982 to 1997, Kerry St. Pe recommended fines in "hundreds and hundreds of cases" as a DEQ inspector in southeastern Louisiana, he says. "But in terms of actual penalties that were levied based on my investigations, I can count them on one hand," said St. Pe, 60, a marine biologist who now heads the Barataria-Terrebonne National Estuary Program in southeastern Louisiana. He said the main reason was "political pressure to the contrary," which he described as a sense that vigorous enforcement in the field was being discouraged in Baton Rouge. "When oil companies see it's cheaper to pollute than to prevent spills, it creates a culture of noncompliance," St. Pe said. The DEQ won't respond to St. Pe's comments, said Tim Beckstrom, a spokesman for the agency. The regulator's field agents today have no more effect in imposing fines than St. Pe did, according to a person with long, direct knowledge of the current DEQ inspection system who declined to be identified because his employer didn't authorize the comments. The person said spill cases sent to DEQ headquarters can languish for years without action. State field agents, frustrated by inaction from their supervisors, sometimes tip off federal regulators about incidents, the person said. 24 "CORPORATIONS ARE LIKE CHILDREN. IF YOU ALLOW YOUR KIDS TO HAVE ALL THE CANDY THEY WANT, YOU'LL GET THEM FAT AND ALL KEYED UP ON SUGAR. AND WHEN YOU THEN TRY TO DISCIPLINE THEM, YOU WONDER WHY THEY WON'T LISTEN." Decisions about fines are governed by a DEQ "matrix" that takes into account size and impact of the spill, the company's culpability, how quickly the discharge was cleaned up and how cooperative the company was in addressing issues, the DEQ's Cage says. The agency declined to discuss how this system applied to Hilcorp, the company with 13 spills and no fines. In a letter resisting penalties for four of the spills in 2006, the company reminded the DEQ of its 2002 pledge to manage its flowlines to prevent leaks. The company also noted its more than 60 oil and gas sites in Louisiana. "It's imperative that Hilcorp and all regulatory agencies continue to have a strong working relationship," the company said in the letter. GETTING FIRM NUMBERS FOR LOUISIANA'S spills and the penalties assessed for them is complicated by flaws in the DEQ's own database. The agency supplied it with an unsigned note saying, "The more current the document the more accurate the information." Fines are levied, then rescinded years later, the records show. Some spills are missing entirely from the online quarterly enforcement reports the DEQ publishes because the federal government took the lead in an investigation while the state played a supporting role. In addition, the online database doesn't permit simple computer searches -- say, for "oil spills" -- aimed at finding information on origins, size, responsible parties or causes. Spill data from January 2006 through the third quarter of 2010 -- the most recent timeframe available -- was examined. The tally focuses on actual spill-related enforcement. The DEQ also fined eight companies an average of $825 during the period for failing to have spill containment reports on file. These weren't tied to specific spills. State regulators' largest penalty was $153,177, levied against Murphy Oil USA Inc., a unit of Murphy Oil Corp., which is based in El Dorado, Ark. That 2010 settlement covered a series of mostly chemical spills and recordkeeping violations beginning in 2001. Another penalty, $55,000, resulted from the 2009 settlement of a case that began in 1991. Leaving those cases aside, the average penalty for oil spillers since 2006 was $3,297. By contrast, in June, regulators fined Dam Nguyen, the owner of the West Gate Quick Shop gasoline and food mart in Opelousas $8,885.29 for underground storage tank violations. Even though his three tanks weren't leaking, Nguyen persistently failed to monitor them for possible leaks, the agency found. Nguyen appealed the fine, characterizing himself as an overworked small business owner and saying that the employee who kept the monitoring records quit and took them with her. Based on that appeal, the state in November reduced the fine to $550, which Nguyen says he paid. He has enrolled in a DEQ class to help prevent future run-ins with the agency, he said. In all, the agency cited 74 underground storage tank violations in the first nine months of last year, at an average fine of $1,202, state data show. One form of DEQ enforcement actions, administrative settlements, can take years to resolve, based on state data. In 1991, the DEQ proposed a $110,000 penalty for Opal Oil Inc. Among other things, the agency cited oil spills on land and into nearby streams in 1990 at facilities in the Ora Oil Field near Monroe. In one case, a broken pipeline spilled into a creek and the company "failed to report the release," state records show. An administrative law judge reduced the penalty to $103,100 in 1992. Still, Opal Oil paid nothing until 18 years after the first proposed penalty, when the company agreed to pay $55,000 in 18 monthly installments, DEQ records show. Louisiana is "probably one of the strictest states" with regard to regulating oil drillers, said Bob Walker, a partner in Opal Oil. He said the initial fine was "unrealistic and unfair" and more than the company, which has four employees and operates only in Northern Louisiana, made at the time. High-impact spills that kill wildlife or soil public beaches or marshes are handled by Losco, the separate agency, under a federally authorized process called a natural resources damage assessment, or NRDA. The DEQ doesn't seek penalties in these cases, which can take years to complete. In September, the state announced a $1.8 million damage and restoration assessment with Transcontinental Gas Pipeline Co., a unit of Tulsa-based Williams Partners LP. The NRDA resolved a 2001 spill of as much as 3,000 barrels of natural gas condensate in Mosquito Bay in Terrebonne Parish. Williams Partners didn't respond to a request for comment made through the company's press office. NRDAs take so long because they involve complicated negotiations among the spiller and as many as a half-dozen state and federal agencies, Losco's Gisclair says. THE LAG TIME BETWEEN SPILLS AND STATE decisions to levy fines or seek restitution can be years, a review of DEQ records found. An "expedited penalty agreement" in February 2010 with Texas Petroleum Investment Co., an independent Houston-based oil company, was for spills in May and June of 2006 and December 2007, according to DEQ data. The spills totaled 24 barrels of crude and at least four barrels of produced water at the company's Delta Farms Field near Larose. The DEQ collected $3,000 and a pledge from the company to "conduct more frequent 25 Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > marcH 08 > 2011 " BIG FINES DON'T visual inspections of transfer lines to prevent a reoccurrence," according to state documents. The agency's reports on the December 2007 incident cited pump malfunctions. William Crawford, a co-owner of the company, declined to comment. Closely held Texas Petroleum was Louisiana's eighth largest oil producer in 2009, pumping 1.7 million barrels of oil with a spot market value of $105 million. The EPA can investigate spills independently and take the lead in federal waters within state boundaries or on spills that cross state boundaries, according to Stacy Kika, an EPA spokeswoman. The agency sometimes shares fines it collects with the states. The EPA announced in August that Plains All American Pipeline LP, a publicly traded, Houstonbased company, had agreed to pay a $3.25 million penalty for a series of discharges from 2004 to 2007. A total of 6,510 barrels of oil spilled into navigable waters of four states. Pat Diamond, a spokesman for the company, declined to comment. In 2006, the agency fined Stone Energy Corp., a Lafayette company, $150,722 and $28,875 for two flowline spills. Stone Energy paid its fines, which were for onshore spills, said Flo Ziegler, a company spokeswoman. St. Pe says he learned early in his DEQ career that it's hard to alter a culture of noncompliance. A selfdescribed "man of the marsh," he grew up hunting and fishing the wetlands of Plaquemines Parish, the narrow neck of delta that ushers the Mississippi River on the final leg of its journey to the Gulf. It's prime oil and gas country. In 1980, St. Pe was investigating a tip that there were "acres and acres of dead swamp" near an oil and gas tank installation about 20 miles southwest of New Orleans, he says. "I knew immediately they were discharging produced water in a freshwater area," he says. That's illegal; drillers are required to pump the toxic brine back underground after separating it from the oil and gas. As he began gathering samples, an employee of the oil company pulled up in a boat. WORK. Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > marcH 08 > 2011 THE OIL COMPANIES JUST FIGHT THEM IN COURT AND TIE YOU UP FOR YEARS." "Excuse me, sir, can you tell me what you're doing here?" St. Pe says he asked the man. "He looked at me and actually grinned. He said, `Well, I guess you can tell what we're doing -- we're getting rid of our produced water.'" The man then explained the company would flout environmental laws because he knew the state wasn't going to do anything meaningful to punish it. "'OK, you'll write me up and you're going to request penalties,'" St. Pe says the man told him. "'And let's just say they'll actually fine us -- what? $5,000 or $10,000? Do you know what it would cost to inject this produced water down a well? Millions of dollars.'" Other oilfield workers over the years have blown the whistle when their employers broke pollution laws, St. Pe said. He says he doesn't blame the companies. "Corporations are like children," he says. "If you allow your kids to have all the candy they want, you'll get them fat and all keyed up on sugar. And when you then try to discipline them, you wonder why they won't listen. It's the same with these corporations. "In Louisiana, they virtually get everything they ask for, so why should they behave?" Used with permission of Bloomberg.com Permissions. Copyright � 2010. All rights reserved. Garret Graves, Gov. Bobby Jindal's senior coastal advisor, examines oiled marsh during a trip to the Pass a Loutre marshes in June 2010, six weeks after the Deepwater Horizon rig exploded in the Gulf of Mexico. 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The workshop is free for members of The Green Project and $5 for non-members. Contact Kaylie at email@example.com by Friday, March 11, to register. FAIR FOLKS & A GOAT recently opened a coffee cafe, FAIR FOLKS & A ROAST (2116 Chartres St., 872-9260; www.fairfolksandagoat.com), which offers patrons a subscription plan. For a monthly fee of $20 (or $200 annually), subscribers receive a free cup of tea or coffee with each visit, along with access to the cafe, garden and lounge, discounts on selected merchandise and invitations to subscriber-only events. An art show featuring lithography, prints, silkscreens and etchings by THE NOLA COMMUNITY PRINTSHOP is open from 7 p.m. to 11 p.m. Saturday, March 12, at LOST LOVE LOUNGE (2529 Dauphine St., 949-2009; www.lostlovelounge.com). From 7 p.m. to 8 p.m. there will be live silkscreening onto T-shirts and silkscreened temporary tattoos. Proceeds will benefit a new space for the NOLA Community Printshop. 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FRI.-SAT.; 3 brother of Chris), TuRae P.M. SUN.; THROUGH and Mario Tory. Tickets MARCH 23 $48.20-$58.50. (including SOUTHERN REP, THE fees). 8 p.m. Friday. UNO SHOPS AT CANAL Lakefront Arena, 6801 PLACE, 333 CANAL Franklin Ave., 280-7171; ST., THIRD FLOOR, www.arena.uno.edu Royal Comedy Tour 11 522-6545; WWW.SOUTHERNREP.COM TICKETS $20 PREVIEW (FRIDAY), $50 OPENING NIGHT (SATURDAY), $29 WED., THU. AND SUN., $35 FRI.-SAT. The Loose Chanteuse MAR Law & Border CARLO ALBAN TELLS HIS IMMIGRATION STORY. BY WILL COVIELLO mong the challenges of trying to enforce strict anti-immigration laws is the fact that undocumented immigrants are everywhere. Even on Sesame Street. "I was hiding in plain sight," says Carlo Alban, who appeared as "Carlo" on the children's program for four years. "I was scared of getting caught, afraid of getting fired and humiliated." As bizarre as it sounds, Alban became a successful child actor while his family concealed its undocumented status, having entered the country on a tourist visa and stayed. Alban eventually graduated to an acting career in stage and film. He's appeared on Law & Order, Oz, Strangers With Candy and in many other TV programs and films. Since 2004, he's been working on the one-man show Intringulis, which opens at Southern Rep this week. The show recounts his life as an undocumented immigrant, from entering the United States at age 7 to becoming a citizen in his mid-20s (in 2006). "I've always wanted to tell this story," he says. "I grew up in fear. There's always that impulse. I feel like I have the right to tell this story." Alban's family is from Ecuador. They visited his mother's sister, a legal immigrant, in California in the late 1980s and never left. After four years, the family moved to New Jersey, where his father had been offered a job. Shortly afterward, he went to his first audition, somewhat by accident. Alban and his brother were visiting cousins who were auditioning for roles in the musical Oliver!, and they went along to watch. Both brothers were encouraged to audition, and Carlo was cast as Oliver. Carlo Alban sings in his oneman show Intringulis. "I can remember it perfectly," he says. "I was hunched over getting ready to sing `Food, Glorious Food.' My heart was pounding waiting for the curtain to come up. And the next thing I remember the curtain came down, it was all over, and we were all screaming and jumping around. I fell in love." One of the show's producers encouraged him to start auditioning in New York City, and Alban was both interested and cautious. Any investigation of their fake Social Security numbers or green cards could expose them. But two years later, he joined the cast of Sesame Street as Carlo. "There's something very special about that show," he says. "I joined on the 25th anniversary season. It's really a big family; it's a very grounded place. I was scared, but I felt lucky to be there." He's spent much of the past five years developing Intringulis at LABrynth Theater Company in New York. Alban plays himself and other people he has encountered, and he sings some Latin protest songs. It's the only time he's played guitar on stage. "The catalyst (for the show) came in 2004, when my mom heard me playing guitar," he says. His mother responded by playing a tape for him of Joan Baez singing a Mexican folk song. Alban started listing to folk and protest songs more carefully, and he heard similar messages about civil rights and human rights from both North and South America. Music helps ground the show, he says, partially because it had a strong presence at home. "My mom was afraid we wouldn't speak Spanish," he says. "But there was always music around our house." Varla Jean Merman brings a cabaret of saucy new songs to Le Chat Noir, with accompaniment by Tom Judson, aka Gus Mattox. Thursday's performance is sponsored by the Mystic Krewe of Satyricon. Call 525-4498 for tickets to that show only. Tickets $32 (includes $5 drink credit). 8 p.m. Fri.Sat., 6 p.m. Sun. Le Chat Noir, 715 St. Charles Ave., 581-5812; www.cabaretlechatnoir.com 1114 A Class Actress with Millionyoung and Nicos Gun MAR 14 Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > marcH 08 > 2011 A defrosted and womanized answer to Junior Boys' icy, androgynous electropop, Brooklyn's Class Actress made a striking entrance with 2010's Journal of Ardency (Terrible), its six songs trading teases between plush '80s synthesizers and singer Elizabeth Harper's silky pillow talk. Millionyoung and Nicos Gun open. Tickets $10. 9:30 p.m. Monday. Republic, 828 S. 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"I learned the worst thing to do is to have a couple of friends over to watch the movie, because they know you want to see their reaction, so they act funny," says Jeffery Roberson, the man behind the drag persona Varla Jean Merman, recounting a viewing of his film Varla Jean and the Mushroomheads at a friend's house. "Throughout the film they were silent -- it was awkward. I was so depressed." "But when you show it for an audience, they're just there to see it and have a good time, and it's like, `Thank God,'" he says. Production for Varla Jean and the Mushroomheads, the locally shot and produced movie based on Roberson's Schoolhouse Rock-style stage comedy, wrapped early this year and is approaching its official release. Screenings in New York and Provincetown, Mass. were wellreceived ("There were so many laughs, you couldn't hear the next line," he says), and local audiences get a chance to see it at a screening to benefit Gambit's Big Easy Foundation on March 14. Roberson says he's excited to show the film in New Orleans, where it is set -- including sunny shots of the Marigny and Bywater and scenes at spots like Le Chat Noir and JohnPaul's Bar. Brian Peterson, Ricky Graham, Becky Allen and other local theater personalities also appear prominently in the film. "I can't wait for the actors to see it," Roberson says. "It was long hours and hard work, so I want them to hear the audience's laughter ... and have that be their payment." Loosely based on the stage production of the same name, Varla Jean and the Mushroomheads is a mockumentary in which students from the fictitious Crescent City Community College film Varla as she tries to create a children's television show. In the film, Varla yearns for a child but cannot conceive or adopt one due to an uncommon gynecological problem and legal troubles, respectively. Realizing that her audience is not getting any younger, she decides to rework her cabaret show to target children ("Like they did for Camel cigarettes and Sudafed," TUE 3/8 HAPPY MARDI GRAS!!! DJ JIVE & DJ SPIN 9PM THU CRESCENT CITY 3/10 HARMONICA 9PM 3/11 FRI SOCIAL SERVICES PRESENTS MACHINEDRUNM 9PM SAT JENN HOWARD 3/12 & FRIENDS 9PM SUN DEFIBULATORS 9PM 3/13 Varla says). She lies, cheats and swindles a desperate infertile couple and a Broadway writer (Seth Rudetsky as himself) in pursuit of her TV show. It's no Barney: characters include Sharon Needles and Tickle-Me Pickle, and there's a segment that encourages viewers to mail their parents' prescription drugs to Varla. Roberson says the next step is to get it in film festivals such as Outfest and the Toronto International Film Festival. In the meantime he is still tweaking the film, using the screenings as barometers for the movie's success. "Screenings are good for knowing what works," he says, adding that he will likely be taking notes during the screening at Prytania. Roberson recently returned from Los Angeles, where he was filming the sequel to the drag-cult comedy Girls Will Be Girls, and he is preparing for a role in the off-Broadway play Lucky Guy. In New Orleans, he will perform his solo cabaret show The Loose Chanteuse at Le Chat Noir. Varla shows are typically video-heavy, but Roberson is happy to get back to traditional cabaret after completing a feature-length film. "I was starteing to use so many videos in shows, I joked I would name my next show `Phoning it In' and just play videos the whole time, and keep calling during the show to say `I'm on my way,'" he says. 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It's infectious. "Come on everybody, dance to the bubu," Nabay sings in giddy, kidlike tones, commingling English with his native Temne tongue. By the finish, he's giggling. "How about that?" "Basically every single person that I've met in Sierra Leone, even if they don't know Janka's name, if he sings even a little bit of that song, they know it," says Wills Glasspiegel, a National Public Radio producer who discovered Nabay a decade ago and now represents him as a manager. Glasspiegel says he came upon the music the same way Nabay did: by happenstance. "The story Janka often tells is, he was in a musical contest in the beginnings of the Sierra Leonean civil war, and they had some judges there from the U.N. Everybody was trying to play Western music or reggae. They said to Janka, `Don't you have something from here, from the local style?' That's when he, essentially on the spot, came up with his first original bubu song: `Dance to the Bubu.'" That was 1994. Years later, Glasspiegel recalls, he was assembling a piece on the war for Afropop Worldwide. "Through that show we got access to this trove of music that the BBC had brought back from Sierra Leone, a bunch of stuff that you could never find outside of the country," he says. "As I was soundtracking this show -- which was more political in nature than about the music -- I heard Janka's music, and I said, `Holy shit. What is this music?' I'd never heard anything like it. It struck a chord with me because I thought it sounded very modern and resonant with the direction of music here in Brooklyn, and the direction of modern independent music." Bubu dates back hundreds of years in Sierra Leone, but its circuitous, chiming tones -- blown through bamboo chutes for treble and, more recently, carburetor pipes for bass -- had been reserved for spiritual processions during the Muslim observance of Ramadan. Nabay estimates he was 3 when he first heard it. "That's my MAR SAT first music ever that I had in this world," he says. "This music is forever with me." Nabay's bubu, which helped influence the 1999 Lome Peace Accord that ended Sierra Leone's civil war, today can be heard in all corners of the country. Nabay loads that tradition into a slingshot and fires it into the 21st century, a digitized dancehall marriage of the original template with rapid Afrobeat tempos, played on synthesizers, drum machines and guitars. With Glasspiegel's help, a septet was culled from progressive NYC bands like the Skeletons and Gang Gang Dance. "When we were first starting to build the band, No. 1 it was like, `We've got to find Sierra Leoneans who want to play this music,'" Glasspiegel says. "And we couldn't find anybody." At this Janka laughs. "The first person who really wants to play the music is a white person," he says of polyrhythmic percussionist Jon Leland. "Right now, he's the bandleader." His only album, Bubu King, captures four songs from 2000 recorded on his final nights in Freetown before fleeing to America. The EP was reissued in 2010 by the Matador Records subsidiary True Panther Sounds. For 2011, Glasspiegel plans on a summertime EP to introduce the band and a full-length debut in the fall. "Essentially the first bubu recording that's been made and released in the U.S.," he says. "The first thing we're going to do when we get to New Orleans is go to Congo Square and make a guerilla field recording -- bring the bubu music to Congo Square, a place where it probably never has been, and document that. Janka has said it very well before. He said, `I took this one music, from a single tribe in Sierra Leone, and made it for all the 12 tribes of Sierra Leone. The U.S. is the next tribe.'" MONDAY - 2 for 1 Martinis TUESDAY - 2 for 1 Margaritas 230 DECATUR 13 Janka Nabay with Empress Hotel, Monogold, Tiny Victories and DJ Yrs Truly 9 P.M. 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William Smith, 8 RALPH'S ON THE PARK -- Joe Krown, 5 NEW ORLEANS JAZZ NATIONAL HISTORICAL PARK -- Miami University Gospel Singers, 3 OAK -- Honey Island Swamp Trio, 8 BEACH HOUSE -- Candy RiedlLowe, 7 BIG AL'S SALOON -- Lil Will & Dem, 6 OLD COFFEE POT RESTAURANT -- Robin Clabby, Erik Golson & Keiko Komaki Trio, 7 OLD OPERA HOUSE -- Bonoffs, 4; Vibe, 8:30 BMC -- Royal Rounders, 7; ChaWa Mardi Gras Indians, 7; Joe Lawler & Friends, 10 BOMBAY CLUB -- Amanda Walker, 7 BEACH HOUSE -- Poppa Stoppa Oldies Band, 8 ROCK 'N' BOWL -- Joe Krown, 8:30 SHAMROCK BAR -- Beth Patterson, 9 BIG AL'S SALOON -- Jumpin' Johnny Sansone Blues Party, 7 BLUE NILE -- United Postal Project, 8; Khris Royal & Dark Matter, 10 BISTREAUX -- Paul Longstreth, 7 CAFE NEGRIL -- John Lisi & Delta Funk, 9 SNUG HARBOR JAZZ BISTRO -- Delfeayo Marsalis & the Uptown Jazz Orchestra, 8 & 10 SPOTTED CAT -- Brett Richardson, 4; Orleans 6, 6; St. Louis Slim & the Frenchmen Street Jug Band, 10 TROPICAL ISLE BAYOU CLUB -- Can't Hardly Play Boys, 5; T'Canaille, 9 TROPICAL ISLE BOURBON -- Damien Louviere, 5 & 9 CHECK POINT CHARLIE -- Charley & the Soulabillyswampboogie, 12; Suplecs, 5; De Los Muertos, 11 CIRCLE BAR -- Tom Paines, 6 COLUMNS HOTEL -- John Rankin & Friends, 8 D.B.A. -- Nolaphonic All-stars, 3 DOS JEFES UPTOWN CIGAR BAR -- Joe Krown, 9:30 THE FAMOUS DOOR -- Darren Murphy & Big Soul, 3 BMC -- H.G. Breland Band, 8:30; Blues4Sale, 11 BOMBAY CLUB -- Marlon Jordan Jazz Trio, 8 CANDLELIGHT LOUNGE -- Treme Brass Band, 9 CAROUSEL PIANO BAR & LOUNGE -- John Autin, 9 CHECK POINT CHARLIE -- Geb Rault Band, 6; T-Bone Stone, 7; Megan Jean & the Killer F'n Bassists, 11 CIRCLE BAR -- Jim O. & the No Shows feat. Mama Go-Go, 6 COLUMNS HOTEL -- Kristina Morales, 8 TROPICAL ISLE ORIGINAL -- Mark Penton, 1; Debbie & Deacons, 5; Late as Usual, 9 WINDSOR COURT HOTEL (POLO CLUB LOUNGE) -- Zaza, 6 FUNKY PIRATE -- Big Al Carson & the Blues Masters, 8:30 GENNARO'S -- Harvey Jesus & Fire, 8 HI-HO LOUNGE -- Mardi Gras Indian Orchestra, 3 Thursday 10 12 BAR -- Crescent City Harmonica, 9 HOSTEL NEW ORLEANS -- Soul School feat. Elliot Luv & the Abney Effect, 8 D.B.A. -- Tin Men, 7; Walter "Wolfman" Washington & the Roadmasters, 10 DOS JEFES UPTOWN CIGAR BAR -- Bob Andrews, 9:30 EIFFEL SOCIETY -- Vivaz!, 8 THE FAMOUS DOOR -- Darren Murphy & Big Soul, 3 BACCHANAL -- Courtyard Kings, 7; Vincent Marini, 9:30 BANKS STREET BAR -- Dave Jordan & the Neighborhood Improvement Association, 10 BAYOU BAR AT THE PONTCHARTRAIN HOTEL -- Armand St. Martin, 7 IRVIN MAYFIELD'S JAZZ PLAYHOUSE -- Khris Royal, 6 JIMMY BUFFETT'S MARGARITAVILLE CAFE -- Chad Reeves, 3; Brint Anderson, 9 Advance word of the first Foburg carried so many "SXSW" stamps that the inaugural 2010 music festival had the air of an industry-insider South By Southwest showcase. Doubtless this was by design. Staged by the New Orleans Indie Rock Collective, Foburg proved a successful and self-affirming panorama of the city's emerging pop and rock practitioners. In the end it was more akin to the group's twice-yearly NOIR festivals than the monster magnet that draws half the music world to central Texas every March. This sophomore effort emphasizes depth over breadth with a slight increase in venues (up from 10 to 15) hosting a similar number of bands (more than 100 confirmed) over the same three-day stretch. Begin to plot a weekend itinerary, however, and it becomes evident how the event has grown. Each night rests on a pylon: On Friday, it's One Eyed Jacks' triple bill of cello-rockers Ra Ra Riot (pictured), undiscovered Quebecan gem The Luyas and new Glassnote signees Givers. Saturday pairs seriously funny Brooklyn rappers Das Racist with bounce Amazon Katey Red at the Maison. And Sunday has two load-bearing beams, the first New Orleans visit by Sierra Leone hero and bubu king Janka Nabay (at One Eyed Jacks with Monogold, Tiny Victories and Empress Hotel) and a whole hive of buzz bands at the Saturn Bar (Toro y Moi, Small Black, Cults, Cloud Nothings, Sun Airway). Of course, catching those means missing out on the Hood Internet, Christoph Andersson, Big History, Jeff the Brotherhood, Brass Bed, Futurebirds, the Spinto Band and Big Freedia. Austin, we have your problem. Visit www.foburgneworleans.com for a complete schedule and ticket information. -- Noah Bonaparte Pais OLD POINT BAR -- Blues Frenzy, 8 PALM COURT JAZZ CAFE -- Leroy Jones & Katja Toivola feat. Crescent City Joymakers, 8 PRESERVATION HALL -- Survivors Brass Band feat. 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FRI. 5-8pm Play HOUR Burlesque Ballroom starring EVERY FRIDAY AT MIDNIGHT TRiXiE MiNX MARCH BOB FRENCH aND tHE MastER's MONtH ORIGINaL tUXEDO Jazz BaND 2011 Building Legacy 3/15: VICtOR atKINs PREsENts tHE MUsIC OF wednesdays IRVIN MaYFIELD's NOJO JaM presents the music of: 3/16: DONaLD BYRD 3/23: CHICK COREa 3/26: CHaRLIE PaRKER thursday 10, 17, 24, 31 saturdays 3/12: DON VaPPIE 3/19: BILL sUMMERs 3/26: KHRIs ROYaL sunday 13, 20, 27 tYLER's REVIsItED FEatURING 3/22: ED PEtERsEN PREsENts tHE MUsIC OF ELLIs MaRsaLIs HaROLD BattIstE PREsENts tHE MUsIC OF sHaMaRR aLLEN Friday 11, 18, 25 GERMaINE BazzLE & PaUL LONGstREtH 3/29: stEVE MasaKOwsKI LEON "KID CHOCOLatE" BROwN JaMEs BLaCK 42 irvinmayfield.com For more information: IMJazzPlayhouse 300 Bourbon Street � New Orleans � 504.553.2299 � www.sonesta.com Expanded listings at bestofneworleans.com PAGE 37 Melancon, 8 MUSIC BEACH HOUSE -- Bobby Cure & the Summertime Blues, 9 BISTREAUX -- Paul Longstreth, 7 BLUE NILE -- Foburg Fest feat. Flow Tribe, Blue Party, Mississippi Rail Company, 9; Foburg Fest feat. Debauche, Lisps, Hurray for the Riff Raff, Luke Winslow-King (upstairs), 9 KRAZY KORNER -- Dwayne Dopsie & Zydeco Hellraisers, 1; Death by Orgasm, 8:30 LE BON TEMPS ROULE -- Colin Lake Band, 11 Louviere, 5; Rites Of Passage, 9 VOIL� -- Mario Abney Quartet, 5 WINDSOR COURT HOTEL (POLO CLUB LOUNGE) -- Zaza, 6; Anais St. John, 9 Feets, 5; Late as Usual, 9 LITTLE TROPICAL ISLE -- Dwight Breland, 4:30; Frank Fairbanks Duo, 9 THE MAISON -- Kristina Morales, 7; Foburg Fest feat. Sun Hotel, The Yes Way, Native America, Booty Trove, 9 MAPLE LEAF BAR -- Big Sam's Funky Nation, 10 MARKET CAFE -- Andy K. & Bobby Love, 4:30 YELLOW MOON BAR -- Michael James & His Lonesome, 9 Saturday 12 ALLWAYS LOUNGE -- Foburg Fest feat. Simon Lott's Very Cherry, Telegraph Canyon, Birds & Batteries, 9; Foburg Fest feat. Remedy Krewe, Syllable 7, Ugly Elephant, Jason Frilot, 9 ANDREA'S CAPRI BLU LOUNGE -- Philip Melancon, 8 APPLE BARREL -- Peter Orr, 7 BMC -- Moonshine & Caroline, 7; Mark Pentone & Smoky Greenwell Trio, 9; Rue Fiya, 10; One Mind Brass Band, 12:30 a.m. BOMBAY CLUB -- Monty Banks, 6; Leslie Smith & Trio, 9:30 BOOMTOWN CASINO -- Topcats, 9:30 CAROUSEL PIANO BAR & LOUNGE -- John Autin, 9 CARROLLTON STATION -- Andrew Duhon & the Lonesome Crows, Kristin Diable, 9:30 MOJITOS RUM BAR & GRILL -- John Eubanks, 7; Fredy Omar, 10 NEUTRAL GROUND COFFEEHOUSE -- Smiley Rides the Short Bus, 7; Suits & Sombreros, 8; Bloomin' Onions, 9; John Parker, 10 OAK -- Jeffrey James, 6 OLD OPERA HOUSE -- Bonoffs, 1; Vibe, 8:30 AUSTIN'S RESTAURANT -- Scott Kyser, 6:30 BABYLON LOUNGE -- Green Mantles, Chris Rico, First Time, 10 BANKS STREET BAR -- J. Monque'd, 10 CHECK POINT CHARLIE -- Motherload, 7; 28 North, 11 CHICKIE WAH WAH -- NOLA County, 9 CIRCLE BAR -- Jim O. & Sporadic Fanatics, 6 CLUB 7140 -- Michael Ward, 8 DAVENPORT LOUNGE -- Jeremy Davenport, 9 D.B.A. -- Meschiya Lake & the Little Big Horns, 6; Good Enough for Good Times, 10 OLD POINT BAR -- Kim Carson, 9:30 OLIVE BRANCH CAFE -- Jack Yoder, Greg "Lil G" Rosary, 6 ONE EYED JACKS -- Foburg Fest feat. Ra Ra Riot, Givers, Luyas, 9 BAYOU BAR AT THE PONTCHARTRAIN HOTEL -- Armand St. Martin, 7; Philip Melancon, 8 BAYOU PARK BAR -- MoonShyn, 10 BISTREAUX -- Paul Longstreth, 7 DOS JEFES UPTOWN CIGAR BAR -- Eric Traub Trio, 10 DRAGON'S DEN -- Foburg Fest feat. G-Eazy, D.P., DJ G-Cue (upstairs), 9; Foburg Fest feat. I, Octopus, Zorch, High in One Eye, 9 THE EMBERS "ORIGINAL" BOURBON HOUSE -- Curtis Binder, 6 EMERIL'S DELMONICO -- Bob Andrews, 7 FELIPE'S TAQUERIA -- Fredy Omar con su Banda, 10 PALM COURT JAZZ CAFE -- Clive Wilson & Palm Court Jazz Band, 8 PELICAN CLUB -- Sanford Hinderlie, 7 THE PERFECT FIT BAR & GRILL -- Rechelle, Regeneration, 5:30 PRESERVATION HALL -- Preservation Hall Jazz Masters feat. Leroy Jones, 8 REPUBLIC NEW ORLEANS -- 8 Bit Anatomy, Billsberry Flowboy, 10 RIVERSHACK TAVERN -- Coldshot, 9:30 BLUE NILE -- Foburg Fest feat. T Bird & the Breaks, Headless Horseman, 9; Foburg Fest feat. Revivalists, New Grass Country Club, Moon Taxi, Jon Hugo, 9; Foburg Fest feat. Coyotes, O'Brother, Death on Two Wheels (upstairs), 9; Foburg Fest feat. Brass Bed, Vagabond Swing, Hart (upstairs), 9 BMC -- New Orleans Jazz Series, 3; Jayna Morgan & the Sazerac Sunrise Jazz Band, 6:30; Mainline, 9:30; Ashton & the Big Easy Brawlers Brass Band, 12:30 a.m. BOMBAY CLUB -- Monty Banks, 6; Tim Laughlin & Trio, 9:30 BOOMTOWN CASINO -- Burgundy, 9:30 Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > marcH 08 > 2011 FUNKY PIRATE -- Mark Penton, 4:30; Big Al Carson & the Blues Masters, 8:30 HERMES BAR -- Shannon Powell Trio, 9:30 & 11 ROCK 'N' BOWL -- Bonerama, 9:30 SATURN BAR -- Foburg Fest feat. White Bitch, R. Scully's Rough 7, Green Demons, 9 HI-HO LOUNGE -- Foburg Fest feat. Vox & the Hound, Modern Skirts, Beams, 9 HOWLIN' WOLF -- Crizmatik, Evolution, DJ Ion, 2 Face, 9 HOWLIN' WOLF (THE DEN) -- Lagniappe Brass Band, 9 IRVIN MAYFIELD'S JAZZ PLAYHOUSE -- Tom McDermott, 5; Leon "Kid Chocolate" Brown, 8; Burlesque Ballroom feat. Linnzi Zaorski, midnight JIMMY BUFFETT'S MARGARITAVILLE CAFE -- Colin Lake, 3; Irving Bannister's All-Stars, 6 SIBERIA -- Foburg Fest feat. Megafauna, Luke Starkiller, General Bye Bye, Enharmonic Souls, 9 SNUG HARBOR JAZZ BISTRO -- Ellis Marsalis Quartet, 8 & 10 CAFE ATCHAFALAYA -- Atchafalaya All Stars, 11 a.m. CAFE ROSE NICAUD -- Troy Sawyer, 8 CAROUSEL PIANO BAR & LOUNGE -- John Autin, 9 ON-SI TE VE TERINA RI AN AVA IL ABLE 7 DAYS A WEEK HIGHES T QUALI TY MEDIC AL CAR E STATE OF THE ART SURGIC AL FACILI TY SPOTTED CAT -- Brett Richardson, 4; Washboard Chaz Blues Trio, 6:30; New Orleans Cottonmouth Kings, 10 TOMMY'S WINE BAR -- Tommy's Latin Jazz Band feat. Matthew Shilling, 9 CARROLLTON STATION -- The Good God Damn Show, 9:30 CHECK POINT CHARLIE -- Slewfoot, 7; Damn Frontier, 11 CHICKIE WAH WAH -- Hotels and Highways, 9 CIRCLE BAR -- Jazzholes, 6 COCONUT CLUB -- Uncle Wayne Daigrepont, 7:30 ST. ROCH TAVERN -- The Way, 9 TROPICAL ISLE BAYOU CLUB -- T'Canaille, 9 TROPICAL ISLE BOURBON -- Captain Leo, 1; Mojo Trio, 5; Debbie & the Deacons, 9 TROPICAL ISLE ORIGINAL -- Butch Fields Band, 1; Big DAVENPORT LOUNGE -- Jeremy Davenport, 9 D.B.A. -- John Boutte, 8; John Mooney & Bluesiana, Chickasaw Mudd Puppies, 11 PET CARE CENTER Veterin ary Hospital, Pet Resort & Spa r eC e nte r In c.com 2 2 1 2 D av i d D r . � M e ta i r i e � 8 8 7- 2 9 9 9 � w w w. P e tC a JUJU BAG CAFE AND BARBER SALON -- Micheala Harrison, Todd Duke, 7:30 KERRY IRISH PUB -- Damien DECKBAR & GRILLE -- Miche & MixMavens, 8 43 MUSIC LISTINGS Mark Saucier, 11 Barbarin, Leon Brown & Palm Court Jazz Band, 8 & All Purpose Blues Band, 8:30 DOS JEFES UPTOWN CIGAR BAR -- Brienn Perry, 10 DRAGON'S DEN -- Foburg Fest feat. Spinto Band, Jermaine Quiz Entourage, Oceans of the Addict, Nissi Lee, Bear Cannon, 9; Foburg Fest feat. ImagineIAM, Sorry No Ferrari, Smiley with a Knife, 9; Foburg Fest feat. Aquaforce, Team Robot, Lyriqs, Jim E-Stack (upstairs), 9 EIFFEL SOCIETY -- Sasha Masakowski & Steve Masakowski, 7 NEW ORLEANS JAZZ NATIONAL HISTORICAL PARK -- Some Like it Hot!, 2 OAK -- Brad Webb Trio, 9 OLD OPERA HOUSE -- Bonoffs, 1; Vibe, 8:30 OLD POINT BAR -- Thomas Johnson & the People, 9:30 preview Hi Ho-lidays THE PERFECT FIT BAR & GRILL -- Brass-a-holics, 8 THE PRECINCT -- Funk Express, 7:30 PRESERVATION HALL -- Joint Chiefs of Jazz feat. Frank Oxley, 8 HI-HO LOUNGE -- Blue Grass Pickin Party, 8 HOUSE OF BLUES (PARISH) -- Young the Giant, 8:30 ONE EYED JACKS -- Foburg Fest feat. Jean-Eric, Royal Teeth, RYAT, Botanist, 9 RITZ-CARLTON -- Armand St. Martin, 10:30 a.m; Catherine Anderson, 2 HOWLIN' WOLF -- Caspian, Moving Mountains, Native, Into It. Over It, Chiaroscuro, Aiua, Marathon, 9 IRVIN MAYFIELD'S JAZZ PLAYHOUSE -- Bob French & the Original Tuxedo Jazz Band, 8 THE EMBERS "ORIGINAL" BOURBON HOUSE -- Curtis Binder, 6 EMERIL'S DELMONICO -- Bob Andrews, 7 PALM COURT JAZZ CAFE -- Lionel Ferbos & Palm Court Jazz Band, 8 PELICAN CLUB -- Sandford Hinderlie, 7 ROOSEVELT HOTEL (BLUE ROOM) -- James Rivers Movement, 11 a.m. FREDERICK J. SIGUR CIVIC CENTER -- St. Bernard Parish Coastal Restoration Benefit Concert feat. Air Supply, Bonerama, Iguanas, Cyril Neville, 4:30 FUNKY PIRATE -- Mark Penton, 4:30; Big Al Carson & the Blues Masters, 8:30 HERMES BAR -- Leroy Jones Quartet, 9:30 & 11 PRESERVATION HALL -- Preservation Hall Swing Kings feat. Lucien Barbarin, 8 RITZ-CARLTON -- Catherine Anderson, 1 SATURN BAR -- Foburg Fest feat. Toro y Moi, Small Black, Cult, Sun Airway, Cloud Nothings, 8 SIBERIA -- Foburg Fest feat. Jeff the Brotherhood, King Tuff, Dead Gaze, X-Ray Eyeballs, Holly's Tamales Variety Show, 9 SNUG HARBOR JAZZ BISTRO -- Matt Haimovitz & Uccello, 8 & 10 JIMMY BUFFETT'S MARGARITAVILLE CAFE -- Truman Holland, 3; Brint Anderson, 6; Chad Reeves, 9 LITTLE TROPICAL ISLE -- Marc Stone, 4:30; Jason Bishop, 9 KERRY IRISH PUB -- Kim Carson, 9 THE MAISON -- James Copeland Band, 5; Jayna Morgan, 7 MAPLE LEAF BAR -- Papa Grows Funk, 10 MY BAR -- Danny T, 8 NEUTRAL GROUND COFFEEHOUSE -- Uke Joint, 7; Jennings, 10 OLD POINT BAR -- Brent Walsh Trio, 6:30 RIVERSHACK TAVERN -- Dash Rip Rock, 10 ROCK 'N' BOWL -- Eric Lindell, 9:30 HI-HO LOUNGE -- Foburg Fest fest. Big Rock Candy Mountain, Glasgow, Venice is Sinking, 9 HOWLIN' WOLF (THE DEN) -- Soundclash Beat Battle, 9 SATURN BAR -- Foburg Fest feat. Los Po-boy-citos, Backwords, Little Maker, Sam Doores & the Tumbleweeds, Loren Murrell, 9 SIBERIA -- Foburg Fest feat. Local Skank, Unnaturals, Modoc, Groovocrats, 9 IRVIN MAYFIELD'S JAZZ PLAYHOUSE -- Don Vappie, 8; Brass-a-holics, midnight JIMMY BUFFETT'S MARGARITAVILLE CAFE -- Joe Bennett, 3; Irving Bannister's All-Stars, 6 KERRY IRISH PUB -- Bloomin Onions, 5; Hurricane Refugees, 9 SNUG HARBOR JAZZ BISTRO -- Astral Project, 8 & 10 SPOTTED CAT -- Tuba Skinny, 3; Panorama Jazz Band, 6; Jazz Vipers, 10 TOMMY'S WINE BAR -- Julio & Caesar, 10 TROPICAL ISLE BAYOU CLUB -- T'Canaille, 9 The Mardi Gras Indian Orchestra convenes at the Hi-ho Lounge in the afternoon on Fat Tuesday. The lineup includes Mardi Gras Indians Juan Pardo (Golden Commanches), David Montana (pictured, Yellow Pocahontas) and Yeti Boudreaux (Black Eagles). Also performing are Bruce "Sunpie" Barnes, Camile Baudoin (Radiators) and Sam Hotchkiss (Juice) on guitars, Reggie Scanlon (Radiators) on bass, Helen Gillet on cello, Tim Green on sax, Kevin O'Day on drums, Harry Hardin on violin and others. Tickets $20 -- Will Coviello SPOTTED CAT -- Rights of Swing, 3; Ben Polcer & Friends, 6; Pat Casey & the New Sound, 10 ST. CHARLES TAVERN -- Maryflynn Thomas, 10 a.m. TIPITINA'S -- Cajun Fais Do Do feat. Bruce Daigrepont, 5:30 TROPICAL ISLE BAYOU CLUB -- T'Canaille, 9 ONE EYED JACKS -- Great Lake Swimmers, Sharon Van Etten, Ava Luna, 9 PRESERVATION HALL -- St. Peter Street Playboys feat. William Smith, 8 MAR 08 Mardi Gras Indian Orchestra 3:30 p.m. Tuesday Hi Ho Lounge, 2239 St. Claude Ave., 945-4446 TROPICAL ISLE BOURBON -- Marc Stone, 1; Mark Barrett, 5; Debbie & the Deacons, 9 TROPICAL ISLE ORIGINAL -- Butch Fields Band, 1; Rhythm & Rain, 5; Late as Usual, 9 REPUBLIC NEW ORLEANS -- Class Actress, Millionyoung, Nicos Gun, 10 SNUG HARBOR JAZZ BISTRO -- Charmaine Neville Band, 8 & 10 Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > marcH 08 > 2011 KRAZY KORNER -- Dwayne Dopsie & Zydeco Hellraisers, 1; Death by Orgasm, 8:30 LAFITTE'S BLACKSMITH SHOP -- Mike Hood, 9 TROPICAL ISLE BOURBON -- Captain Leo, 1; Mark Barrett, 5; Debbie & the Deacons, 9 TROPICAL ISLE ORIGINAL -- Butch Fields Band, 1; Rhythm & Rain, 5; Late as Usual, 9 WINDSOR COURT HOTEL (POLO CLUB LOUNGE) -- Zaza, 6; Anais St. John, 9 D.B.A. -- Palmetto Bug Stompers, 6; Jack Eckert Band, 10 Loren Murrell, 7 LE BON TEMPS ROULE -- Brass Sunday, 9 LE PAVILLON HOTEL -- Philip Melancon, 8:30 a.m. WINDSOR COURT HOTEL (POLO CLUB LOUNGE) -- Mario Abney Quartet, 6 YUKI IZAKAYA -- Luke Winslow King, 7 SPOTTED CAT -- Brett Richardson, 4; Dominic Grillo & the Frenchmen Street AllStars, 6; Jazz Vipers, 10 LE BON TEMPS ROULE -- Truman Holland feat. Back Porch Review, 11 LITTLE TROPICAL ISLE -- Jason Bishop, 4:30; Frank Fairbanks Duo, 9 DONNA'S BAR & GRILL -- Jesse McBride & the Next Generation Jazz Band, 9 Sunday 13 12 BAR -- Defibulators, 9 ARNAUD'S FRENCH 75 BAR -- Gumbo Trio, 10:30 a.m. & 6:30 BANKS STREET BAR -- Ron Hotstream & the F-Holes Open Mic, 9 FINNEGAN'S EASY -- Robin Clabby, Erik Golson & Nick O'Gara Trio, 3 LITTLE TROPICAL ISLE -- Jason Bishop, 4:30; Lacy Blackledge, 9 Monday 14 BACCHANAL -- Jonathan Freilich, 7:30 BANKS STREET BAR -- Josh Garrett, 9 ST. ROCH TAVERN -- Washboard Lissa Orchestra, 7 TROPICAL ISLE BAYOU CLUB -- T'Canaille, 9 TROPICAL ISLE BOURBON -- Captain Leo, 5; Can't Hardly Play Boys, 9 MADIGAN'S -- Anderson/Easley Project, 9 THE MAISON -- Frank Oxley's Joint Chiefs of Jazz, 4; Tuba Skinny, 7; Foburg Fest feat. Viva City, Zen Lunatic, Zing! Zing!, 9 LOUISIANA MUSIC FACTORY -- John Sinclair, 2; Kipori Woods, 3; My Graveyard Jaw, 4 FUNKY PIRATE -- Mark Penton, 4:30; Willie Lockett & All Purpose Blues Band, 8:30 BJ'S LOUNGE -- King James & the Special Men, 10 THE MAISON -- Dave Easley, 5; Metaspace Funk Menagerie, 7; Foburg Fest feat. Das Racist, Katey Red, Shanook + 8188, PYMP, 9; Foburg Fest feat. The Hood Internet, Big History, Christoph Andersson (upstairs), 9; Foburg Fest feat. Big Freedia, Lil Dee, Plane Jane, KLC (upstairs), 9; Kings of the Fauborg, 1 a.m. MARKET CAFE -- Andy K. & Bobby Love, 4:30 HI-HO LOUNGE -- Foburg Fest feat. Futurebirds, Lee Bains & the Gloryfires, 9 HOUSE OF BLUES -- Sunday Gospel Brunch, 10 a.m; Mint Condition, 8 HOUSE OF BLUES (PARISH) -- SOJA, Mambo Sauce, Chris Boomer, Seedless, 8 MAPLE LEAF BAR -- Joe Krown Trio feat. Russell Batiste & Walter "Wolfman" Washington, 10 MOJITOS RUM BAR & GRILL -- Kevin Clark & Tom McDermott, 11 a.m; Javier Olondo, 7 BLUE NILE -- Birds of Avalon; Big Pearl & the Fugitives of Funk, 9 BMC -- Fun in the Pocket feat. Mayumi Shara, 5; Smoky Greenwell's Monday Night Blues Jam, 9:30 BOMBAY CLUB -- Amanda Walker, 7 CHICKIE WAH WAH -- Jon Cleary, 8 TROPICAL ISLE ORIGINAL -- Damien Louviere, 1; Big Feets, 5; Rhythm & Rain, 9 classical/ concerts MANDEVILLE TRAILHEAD -- 675 BIG AL'S SALOON -- Cypress, 4:30 BMC -- Nola Music Series, 1; Alex Bosworth, 6; Andy J. Forest, 9; Kid Red, midnight BUFFA'S LOUNGE -- Some Like it Hot, 11 a.m. BOMBAY CLUB -- Monty Banks, 7 HOWLIN' WOLF (THE DEN) -- Hot 8 Brass Band, 9 IRVIN MAYFIELD'S JAZZ PLAYHOUSE -- Germaine Bazzle & Paul Longstreth, 7 NEW ORLEANS ARENA -- Rascal Flatts, Luke Bryan, 7:30 MOJITOS RUM BAR & GRILL -- Kevin Clark, 10 CAFE NEGRIL -- Smoky Greenwell & the Blues Gnus, 10 CHAMPIONS SPORTS PUB & GRILL -- Sam Cammarata, 8 CHECK POINT CHARLIE -- Pallbearers, Before I Hang, Dummy Dumpster and others, 4 NEW ORLEANS JAZZ NATIONAL HISTORICAL PARK -- Crescent City Jazz Festival Showcase, 12 OLD OPERA HOUSE -- Bonoffs, 1 OLD POINT BAR -- Jesse Moore, 3:30 ONE EYED JACKS -- Foburg Fest feat. Janka Nabay, Empress Hotel, Monogold, Tiny Victories, 9 D.B.A. -- Glen David Andrews, 9 DONNA'S BAR & GRILL -- Les Getrex & the Blues All-Star Band, 9 TRINITY EPISCOPAL CHURCH -- Lafitte St., Mandeville, (985) 624-3147; www.mandevilletrailhead.com -- Fri: Mandeville Live! presents Swing-a-Roux, 6:30 MULATE'S CAJUN RESTAURANT -- Bayou DeVille, 7 JIMMY BUFFETT'S MARGARITAVILLE CAFE -- Irving Bannister's All-Stars, 3; Cindy Chen, 6; Chad Reeves, 9 DOS JEFES UPTOWN CIGAR BAR -- John Fohl, 9:30 THE FAMOUS DOOR -- Darren Murphy & Big Soul, 3 NEUTRAL GROUND COFFEEHOUSE -- High Ground Drifters, 7; Iain Micah Weigert, 9; Yugo Sato!, 10; KERRY IRISH PUB -- Mike Ryan, 8 KRAZY KORNER -- Dwayne Dopsie & Zydeco Hellraisers, 1; Death by Orgasm, 8:30 CIRCLE BAR -- Micah McKee & PALM COURT JAZZ CAFE -- Lucien FOUR POINTS BY SHERATON (M!X ULTRALOUNGE) -- Tim Sullivan Jazz Trio, 7 1329 Jackson Ave., 522-0276; www.trinitynola.com -- Tue: Organ & Labyrinth, 6; Thu: Evensong Choir, 6:30; Ashley Renee, Tyrone Chambers & Jana Ernst, 7; Sun: Festival of Choirs feat. Bradley University Chorale & Alabama School Choir, 4; Mon: Taize, 6 FUNKY PIRATE -- Willie Lockett For complete listings, visit www.bestofneworleans.com. 44 FILM LISTINGS A ROOM WITH A VIEW Listings editor: Lauren LaBorde email@example.com FAX:483-3116 Deadline: noon Monday Submissions edited for space review NOW SHOWING to win a Senate seat falls for a beautiful ballet dancer, but mysterious men want to keep the two apart. AMC Palace 10, AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Canal Place, Grand, Hollywood 9, Hollywood 14, Prytania film spans three decades and three continents to tell the story of one man's extraordinary life. AMC Palace 20, Canal Place BEASTLY (PG-13) -- The BARNEY'S VERSION (R) -- The THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU (PG-13) -- A politician poised Pet Projects modern-day Beauty and the Beast follows a New York teen transformed into a monster to find true love. AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Grand, Hollywood 14 BEYOND ALL BOUNDARIES (NR) -- The museum screens a 4-D film, bringing audiences into battle using archival footage and special effects. National World War II Museum Solomon Victory Theater Lawrence reprises his role as FBI agent Malcolm Turner who disguises himself as an old woman. AMC Palace 10, AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Chalmette Movies, Grand, Hollywood 9, Hollywood 14 BLACK SWAN (R) -- Darren Aronofsky directs Natalie Portman as a veteran ballerina whose psyche begins to crumble after nabbing the lead role in Swan Lake. AMC Palace 16, Canal Place DEEP SEA (NR) -- Audiences experience the depths of the ocean. Entergy IMAX BIG MOMMAS: LIKE FATHER LIKE SON (PG-13) -- Martin Long before there was a dog whisperer, the British writer J.R. Ackerley (1896-1967) penned a memoir about the 15 years he shared with Tulip, a willful but loyal Alsatian (German shepherd). The animated film My Dog Tulip may be most appreciated by dog lovers, because it is an earnest and insightful reflection on what it's like to have a dog as a best friend. It also subtly reflects on many aspects of human friendship, but in the placid tones of an elderly British gentleman reflecting on his years. Ackerley was never particularly interested in having a dog, but he rescued Tulip from abusive owners. As he grew attached to Tulip, he became an ever more keen observer of dogs, and he made Tulip his constant companion. The dog's behavior didn't damage his friendships so much as cost him social invitations once the two became inseparable. There were many places where Tulip was not welcome to return, whether the issue concerned cats, house training or attracting suitors. Christopher Plummer narrates Ackerley's tale, and other voices are contributed by the late Lynn Redgrave and Isabella Rossellini. The narrative proceeds at a measured pace and is formal in tone, even as Ackerley candidly relates details about Tulip's excretory and reproductive impulses. But Ackerley learns much about himself and even his own shortcomings as he tries to understand and care for Tulip. Though the film looks like an endless series of evolving watercolors, animators Paul and Sandra Fierlinger did all work digitally for their first feature film. -- Will Coviello Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > marcH 08 > 2011 FRI MAR 11 My Dog Tulip Chalmette Movies, 8700 W. Judge Perez Drive, Chalmette, 304-9992; www.chalmettemovies.com David Clark helms a CGI jaunt in a Jurassic park. Entergy IMAX, Kenner MegaDome DRIVE ANGRY 3-D (R) -- A DINOSAURS ALIVE! (NR) -- THE GRACE CARD (PG-13) -- A man loses his faith in God after dealing with personal tragedy. AMC Palace 20 GRAND CANYON: RIVER AT RISK (NR) -- Robert Redford who seeks to destroy him. AMC Palace 10, AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Chalmette Movies, Grand, Hollywood 9, Hollywood 14 Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston star in the romantic comedy about a plastic surgeon who enlists the help of his assistant and her kids to woo a much younger schoolteacher. AMC Palace 10, AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Chalmette Movies, Grand, Hollywood 9, Hollywood 14 JUSTIN BIEBER: NEVER SAY NEVER (G) -- The documenJUST GO WITH IT (PG-13) -- hardened felon is hellbent on stopping the cult that murdered his daughter. AMC Palace 10, AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Chalmette Movies, Grand, Hollywood 9, Hollywood 14 narrates a 15-day river-rafting trip that highlights the beauty of the Colorado River. Entergy IMAX sensing their husbands' restlessness decide to grant them one week of freedom to do whatever they want. AMC Palace 10, AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Chalmette Movies, Grand, Hollywood 9, Hollywood 14 identity and extraordinary abilities must elude an enemy HALL PASS (R) -- Two women GNOMEO & JULIET (G) -- The animated film is a spin on the Shakespeare tale with feuding gardeners and their lawn gnomes and flamingos. AMC Palace 10, AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Chalmette Movies, Grand, Hollywood 9, Hollywood 14 COLUMBIA PICTURES PRESENTS IN ASSOCIATION WITH RELATIVITY MEDIA AN ORIGINAL FILM PRODUCTION "BATTLE: LOS ANGELES" AARON ECKHART MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ RAMON RODRIGUEZ BRIDGET MOYNAHAN EXECUTIVE NE-YO AND MICHAEL PE�A MUSIC BRIAN TYLER PRODUCERS JEFFREY CHERNOV DAVID GREENBLATT BY WRITTEN PRODUCED DIRECTED BY CHRIS BERTOLINI BY NEAL H. MORITZ ORI MARMUR BY JONATHAN LI EBESMAN STARTS FRIDAY, MARCH 11 CHeCk loCAl lISTIngS FoR THeATeRS AnD SHowTIMeS I AM NUMBER FOUR (PG-13) -- A teen who hides a secret tary on the 16-year-old pop sensation features concert footage and screaming teenagers. AMC Palace 10, AMC 45 FILM LISTINGS Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Grand, Hollywood 9, Hollywood 14 Firth stars as King George VI, who unexpectedly becomes king when his brother Edward relinquishes the throne, in the Oscar Best Picture winner. AMC Palace 20, Canal Place, Grand, Hollywood 9, Hollywood 14 RANGO (PG) -- Johnny Depp is the voice of a chameleon who finds himself in a Western town plauged by bandits. AMC Palace 10, AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Chalmette Movies, Grand, Hollywood 9, Hollywood 14 THE KING'S SPEECH (R) -- Colin review We've got plenty of time to have a drink. 3700 Orleans Ave. IN THE SHOPS AT THE AMERICAN CAN COMPANY THE ROOMMATE (PG-13) -- A college freshman is assigned a dorm room with a crazy person who becomes obsessed with her. AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Grand A recent MIT grad employed at a video store is asked to an end-of-the-summer party by his high school crush, and the experience changes the course of his life. AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Grand, Hollywood 9, Hollywood 14 Wing Man TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT (R) -- 504.483.6314 www.cbwines.com Under New Ownership UNKNOWN (PG-13) -- A man VOTED BEST ITALIAN RESTAURANT Times-Picayune, Gambit, New Orleans Magazine (Liam Niason) awakens after a car accident and discovers another man has assumed his identity. AMC Palace 10, AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Grand, Hollywood 9, Hollywood 14 GAMBIT > BESTOFNEWORLEANS.COM > MARCH 08 > 2011 Corn & Crab Bisque Seafood Stuffed Pork Chop Cannelloni � Osso Bucco Private Parties & Catering OPENING FRIDAY BATTLE: LOS ANGELES (PG-13) -- After Earth is attacked by unknown forces, Los Angeles becomes the last stand for mankind as the world's cities crumble. Amanda Seyfried stars in the reboot of the fairy tale. Enjoy a FREE MARTINI w/the purchase of a lunch entr�e. Tues-Fri. RED RIDING HOOD (PG-13) -- 7839 St. Charles Ave � New Orleans, LA 70118 � (504) 866-9313 4411 Chastant St � Metairie, LA 70006 � (504) 885-2984 VINCENTSITALIANCU ISINE.COM SPECIAL SCREENINGS 12 ANGRY MEN (NR) -- The 1957 drama follows a jury of 12 men as they deliberate the guilt or innocence of a defendant. Tickets $5.50. Noon Wednesday, Prytania Theatre, 5339 Prytania St., 891-2787; www.theprytania.com AFRICAN QUEEN (NR) -- Fisher & Sons Jewelers LEPRECHAUNS NECKLACE $19.95 TIE TACK $19.95 STERLING SILVER STERLING SILVER LEPRECHAUNS ACCENTED WITH A GREEN, HAND-PAINTED SHAMROCK ON A GREEN SILK CORD KEY CHAIN $22.95 EARRINGS $46.50/PAIR Humphrey Bogart and Katharine Hepburn star in the 1951 film set in Africa during World War I. Tickets $5.50. Noon Saturday-Sunday and March 15, Prytania Theatre, 5339 Prytania St., 891-2787; www.theprytania.com In his short feature films, Guy Maddin has honed a signature style mimicking the period of transition between silent and talking films, featuring jittery black-and-white cinematography, very sparse and crudely dubbed dialogue, silent-film overacting, cryptic chapter titles and other entertaining effects. His stories often ape the over-the-top melodrama of operatic works like Metropolis, and he loves to cloak lurid primal urges and aberrant psychology in the shadows of restrained dialogue and surreal steampunk inventions. Archangel (1990) is Maddin's second feature film and it won the Winnipeg filmmaker critical acclaim. It's a bizarre tale set against the ravages of World War I, and as if referencing the horrors of trench warfare isn't enough to set the backdrop, Maddin pushes the despair further by locating the tale in the Russian arctic after the war has ended -- but no one has informed the people in Archangel that they can stop fighting. Plus there's the problem of the October Revolution; no one knows if the Bolsheviks have prevailed. Soldiers walk around in a daze, suffering from trauma and amnesia. Maddin is so insistent on illustrating the bleakness of it all, one can't help but marvel at the epic and sick humor. There's no personal exchange between characters that he won't make more hopeless by the sudden arrival of marauding Huns or some other wartime atrocity. Boles (Kyle McCulloch), a one-legged Canadian soldier, is distraught over the loss of his wife Iris, and he's perpetually deluded that Veronkha (Kathy Marykuca) is in fact Iris. Veronkha's husband Philbin (Ari Cohen), a Belgian aviator, has forgotten they are married. Both men and women seem to continue campaigns of love that have been resolved, but as with the war, they are hopelessly unaware of the outcomes. It's Maddin at his early best, but the pleasure is in his inspired homage to a genre of filmmaking and his indulgence in an insanely melodramatic story. Devoted Maddin fans will appreciate the crazed eccentricity of Archangel. Newcomers might find it easier to wade into films like Brand Upon the Brain (2006) or The Saddest Music in the World (2003), which are cryptic as well, but don't trivialize a global war to create metaphors about the futility of finding love. Tickets $7 general admission, $6 students/seniors, $5 Zeitgeist members. -- Will Coviello ARCHANGEL (NR) -- In Guy "WHERE THE UNUSUAL IS COMMONPLACE." 5101 W. ESPLANADE AVE., METAIRIE, LA 70006 504-885-4956 � 800-222-4956 Maddin's 1990 comedy-drama, an assorted group comes together in the Russian Arctic near the end of World War I. Tickets $7 general admis- Archangel 7 p.m. Sat.-Sun. 12-13 Zeitgeist Multi-Disciplinary Arts Center, 1618 Oretha Castle Haley Blvd., 827-5858; www.zeitgesitinc.net MAR 46 PAGE 48 Property: Harrah's New Orleans Project: Big Boi & Uncle Kracker - Job#: 50191.1 10:34 AM Show: 2/25/11 Ship: 2/25/11 Insert: 3/1/11 Vendor: Gambit dMax: Trim: 4.729" x 10.833" Live: 4.479" x 10.583" VO: - x Bleed: none Final Mats: PDF X1a Artist: Jamie Rev: 2 Desc.: Gambit 4.729" x 10.833" Ad SCHEDULE IN SOME FUN AT HARRAH'S THEATRE! BIG BOI On the Air is a rollicking rendition of a live radio broadcast from 1945! The cast of five and a live band brings the era to life with a timeless musical score, comedy and more! Friday & Saturday Evenings Dinner seating 6pm, Show 8pm Show only Sunday Brunch Matinee $60 Brunch seating 11am, Show 1pm $60 $30 This project is made possible by a grant from the U.S. Institute of Museum and Library Services. Photo courtesy of DePauw University Archives Friday, March 25 WW2-14248_OnTheAir_Gambit.indd 2 2/24/11 3:50 PM UNCLE KRACKER Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > marcH 08 > 2011 PHOTO BY HEDI SLIMANE Lil' Wayne Saturday, April 23 NEW ORLEANS ARENA UPCOMING EVENTS New Orleans VooDoo ......................................................................................... First home game March 11 Rascal Flatts .................................................................................... Rescheduled for March 13 @ 8:00 PM Tickets on sale now. Purchase tickets online at HarrahsNewOrleans.com or call Ticketmaster at 1-800-745-3000. New Orleans Hornets.................................................................... Regular Season through April 11 2011 Men's NCAA Basketball Southeast Regional .................................................. March 24 & 26 Lady Gaga................................................................................................................. 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Tickets can be purchased at www.ticketmaster.com, all Ticketmaster Outlets, the New Orleans Arena Box Office, or charge by phone at 1-800-745-3000. 47 V2_50191.1_4.729x10.833_4c_Ad.indd 1 2/25/11 12:06 PM FILM LISTINGS PAGE 46 sion, $6 students and seniors, $5 Zeitgeist members. 7 p.m. Saturday-Sunday, Zeitgeist Multi-Disciplinary Arts Center, 1618 Oretha Castle Haley Blvd., 827-5858; www.zeitgeistinc.net AWAKE MY SOUL (NR) -- The documentary is about Sacred Harp singing, a style of singing that has been around for more than 200 years. Director Matt Hinton appears at the screening, which is part of the New Orleans Afrikan Film and Arts Festival Project. Free admission. 6 p.m. Friday, Cafe Rose Nicaud, 632 Frenchmen St., 949-3300 BRIT WIT -- The Big Top screens teenage boys living in the world's largest garbage village on the outskirts of Cairo, where residents recycle 80 percent of the garbage they collect. The screening is part of the Green Project and Charitable Film Network's Green Screen series. Free admission. 7 p.m. Thursday, Green Project, 2831 Marais St., 945-0240; www. thegreenproject.org THE LINE KING: THE AL HIRSCHFELD STORY (NR) -- The Academy Award- review One of the unsung traditions of American religious music is that of the "sacred harp" or harmonic a cappella singing. The music is still popular in the South, from Georgia to Texas, but its roots stretch back to the late 1700s and northeastern colonies, where some of the first composers in the colonies wrote sacred harp music. It is also referred to as "shape note" music because its relatively accessible notation can be written with simple shapes ascending the octaves. It offers a very easy way for minimally trained singers to produce rousing choral music. Director Matt Hinton's film visits congregations who find shape singing to be an ecstatic experience, and through a few of its fans and songwriters, he traces its history in the United States and to religious traditions in Europe. It's clear that experiencing the group singing is a strong component of its allure, and that may help explain how its tradition has remained vibrant in small rural churches, below the radar of media exposure and the outside world. Hinton will attend the screening. Free admission. -- Will Coviello Off the Scales vate detective hired by a crime lord to find his kidnapped daughter. Tickets $8. Midnight Friday-Saturday, Prytania Theatre, 5339 Prytania St., 8912787; www.theprytania.com YOJIMBO (NR) -- Akira Kurosawa's drama tells the story of samurais in 19th century Japan. The screening is part of the museum's Where Y'Art Program and is in conjunction with its exhibit of Japanese painting and calligraphy. Tickets free for NOMA members, $5 New Orleans Film Society members, $10 general admission. 6:30 p.m. Friday, New Orleans Museum of Art, City Park, 1 Collins Diboll Circle, 658-4100; www.noma.org British comedies every week. 7 p.m. Tuesday, 3 Ring Circus' The Big Top Gallery, 1638 Clio St., 569-2700; www.3rcp.com nominated documentary spans Hirschfeld's many years of work as an illustrator for the New York Times, and it includes appearances by Lauren Bacall, Carol Channing, Joan Collins and others. Free admission. 2 p.m. Sunday, Historic New Orleans Collection, 533 Royal St., 523-4662; www.hnoc.org COLEEN FITZGIBBON: PUBLIC RECORDS (NR)-- This program revisits some early 16mm films from the experimental film artist. Tickets $7 general admission, $6 students and seniors, $5 Zeitgeist members. 8 p.m. Wednesday, Zeitgeist MultiDisciplinary Arts Center, 1618 Oretha Castle Haley Blvd., 8275858; www.zeitgeistinc.net documentary follows three ents collaborative film installations and performances. Tickets $8-$10. 7 p.m. Friday, Zeitgeist Multi-Disciplinary Arts Center, 1618 Oretha Castle Haley Blvd., 827-5858; www. zeitgeistinc.net SHAFT (R) -- DJ Soul Sister presents the screenings of the 1971 blaxploitation film about a pri- SANDRA GIBSON & LUIS RECODER SCREENING AND DISCUSSION -- The duo pres- MAR GARBAGE DREAMS (NR) -- The 11 Awake, My Soul 6 p.m. Friday Fair Grounds Coffeehouse, 3133 Ponce de Leon St.; www.neworleansafrikanfilmfest.com AMC Palace 10 (Hammond), (888) 262-4386; AMC Palace 12 (Clearview), (888) 262-4386; AMC Palace 16 (Westbank), (888) 262-4386; AMC Palace 20 (Elmwood), (888) 262-4386; Canal Place, 363-1117; Chalmette Movies, 304-9992 ; Entergy IMAX, 581-IMAX; Grand (Slidell), (985) 641-1889; Hollywood 9 (Kenner), 464-0990; Hollywood 14 (Covington), (985) 893-3044; Kenner MegaDome, 468-7231; Prytania, 891-2787; Solomon Victory Theater, National World War II Museum, 527-6012 Compiled by Lauren LaBorde Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > marcH 08 > 2011 GET ANY DRIN MENTION TH IS AD & � F O R 9 9NT LE DURING K CHARCOAL BROILED HAMBURGERS CHERRY, AP P LE & P EACH CRABCAKE ON A BUN GRILLED CHICKEN AL SO SER V I NG SHRIMP & CATFISH POBOYS HOT DOGS K I D 'CHILI-CHEESE FRIES S MEALS CHEESE, 500 CITY PARK AVE � 486-2559 2008 CLEARVIEW PKWY � 889-2837 W H O L E W H E AT B U N S THE BEST SHAKES! 48 St. Bernard Parish Coastal Restoration Benefit Concert Sat., March 12, 2011 at the Sigur Center' 8245 W. 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LUNCH SPECIALS starting at $5.45 Daily soup or Salad with your lunch for only $1.95 Ah, the news -- blood, gore, libel and larceny -- who could live without it? On a global scale such things are called "history," but locally they strike a more personal chord, as we see in Harold Baquet's photographs. For more than 30 years, Baquet has recorded it all, but he excels at a kind of portraiture of juxtaposition, so we see former Mayor Ernest "Dutch" Morial feeding cake to Fats Domino on his birthday, a somber Miles Davis handing a trumpet to a young Wynton Marsalis, and Earl Turbinton with a literally smoking soprano sax. There also are contextual portraits of Allen Toussaint at his piano and Big Chief "Tootie" Montana in full Mardi Gras Indian regalia, but of special interest are the barbershops, the nerve centers of neighborhood life where philosophical exchanges occur in a contemplative setting. Such small, telling moments share space with epochal events like Morial's funeral, a portrait of collective grief etched into the expressions of a Creole family. All of this is familiar with the sweetness and poignancy of a family album, but this is an album of America's Creole city, and Baquet was there to record it for posterity. Much of the news today is more a matter of spin and posturing as mercenary cartels and noisy infotainment nonentities try to persuade a weary public to appreciate them. In this context, Lafayette photographer Colin Miller finds many targets of opportunity in his rogues' gallery of mass mediated dysfunctions, in images of himself as a snarky talking head looking glib as the Twin Towers collapse behind him, and the like. In Hearing (pictured) he locks eyes with a pelican on the witness stand as dour politicos dredge through the painful oversights that allowed global corporations to despoil our waters while holding us hostage to their money, in a wry new take on a sad old story. -- D. Eric Bookhardt CRISPY LEMON GRASS SHRIMP w/SOFT RICE VERMICELLI $8.95 Semmes, Abe Geasland, Kiki Huston and Phillip Spence, through March. Opening reception 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. Saturday. ARIODANTE GALLERY. 535 Julia St., 524-3233 -- Works by Elsie DINE IN � TAKE OUT CATERING � DELIVERY (at Amelia) BARRISTER'S GALLERY. 2331 St. Claude Ave., 525-2767; www. barristersgallery.com -- "Read My Lips," paintings by Terrence Sanders, through April 4. Opening reception 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. Saturday. by William DePauw, Sean Friloux and Cory Knott, through April 3. Opening reception 5 p.m. to 8 p.m. Saturday. THE FRONT. 4100 St. Claude Ave.; www.nolafront.org -- DU MOIS GALLERY. 4921 Freret St., 818-6032 -- "Emit," works 3635 Prytania St. NOLA 70115 (504)899-5129 For full Menu please visit our web site: www.moonnola.com Works by Lee Deigaard, Alex Podesta, Tippy Tippens and Dave Greber, through April 3. Opening reception 6 p.m. to 10 p.m. Saturday. JAZZ & HERITAGE GALLERY. 1205 N. Rampart St., 558-6100; www.jazzandheritage.org -- "Femme Fest," an exhibition of female artists curated by the Women's Caucus for Art of Louisiana, through April 15. Opening reception 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. Saturday JEAN BRAGG GALLERY OF SOUTHERN ART. 600 Julia St., 895-7375; www.jeanbragg.com -- "A Toast to Louisiana Sea- Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > marcH 08 > 2011 food," a group exhibition of oil and acrylic works, through March. Opening reception 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. Saturday. JONATHAN FERRARA GALLERY. 400A Julia St., 522-5471; www. jonathanferraragallery.com -- "The Theatre of Cultural THRU MAR 24 THRU MAR In the Blink of an Eye: A Photography Retrospective by Harold Baquet Loyola University, Collins Diboll Gallery, 6363 St. Charles Ave.; www.loyno.edu/dibollgallery Newsworthy: Recent Photographs by Colin Miller Strata: A Visual Journey of Urban Archeology and Cultural Veneer," a multimedia exhibition by Krista Jusrisich, through May 2; "Wrapped," sculpture by Sidonie Villere, through April 9; opening reception 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. Saturday. 31 The Darkroom, 1927 Sophie Wright Place, 522-3211; www.neworleansdarkroom.com LEMIEUX GALLERIES. 332 Julia St., 522-5988; www.lemieuxgalleries.com -- "Confluence," Orleans Community Printshop exhibition, through March. Opening reception 7 p.m. to 11 p.m. Saturday. ST. TAMMANY ART ASSOCIATION. 320 N. Columbia St., Covington, (985) 892-8650; www.sttammanyart.org -- Photographs by Robert works by Kathryn Hunter, through April 16. Opening reception 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. Saturday. TROUSER HOUSE. 4105 St. Claude Ave. -- "The Glass Menagerie," a group exhibition of glass works, through May 30. Opening reception 6 p.m. to 10 p.m. Saturday. LOST LOVE LOUNGE. 2529 Dauphine St., 949-2009; www. lostlovelounge.com -- New Dutruch, through April 9. Opening reception 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. Saturday works by Robyn Denny; "Functional for your Purpose," works by Jason Derouin, through April 3. Opening reception 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. Saturday. PAGE 53 UNO-ST. CLAUDE GALLERY. 2429 St. Claude Ave. -- "Dual Tense," 51 BEAUTIFUL WE OFFER A WIDE VARIETY OF COSMETIC SURGERY & LIFESTYLE CENTER DR. 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GALERIE D'ART FRANCAIS. 541 Royal St., 581-6925 -- Works by Todd White, ongoing. Tim Trapolin, through April 18. 3 RING CIRCUS' THE BIG TOP GALLERY. 1638 Clio St., 569-2700; www.3rcp.com -- "Mwwwahahahhhaaa!" A GALLERY FOR FINE PHOTOGRAPHY. 241 Chartres St., 568-1313; www.agallery.com -- Photographs by Michael mixed media by Ryan Ballard, through March 30. by Eugene de Blass, Louis Valtat and other artists of the Barbizon, Impressionist and Post-Impressionist schools, ongoing. GALERIE PORCHE WEST. 3201 Burgundy St., 947-3880 -- FEATURING AUTHENTIC VIETNAMESE DELICACIES Photography by Christopher Porche West, ongoing. FREE DELIVERY TO MID-CITY & LAKEVIEW Kenna; photographs by Sebastiao Salgado, through April 30. of Italian artists featuring works by Bruno Paoli and Andrea Stella, ongoing. CARDINAL GALLERY. 541 Bourbon St., 522-3227 -- Exhibition GALLERIA BELLA. 319 Royal St., 581-5881 -- Works by gallery artists, ongoing. GALLERY 421. 421 N. Columbia St., Covington, (985) 898-5858 -- More than 500 pieces of art by more than 50 artists, ongoing. GALLERY BIENVENU. 518 Julia St., 525-0518; www.gallerybienvenu.com -- Sculpture by David Borgerding, through March 28. GEORGE SCHMIDT GALLERY. 626 Julia St., 592-0206; www.georgeschmidt.com -- Paintings by GRAPHITE GALLERIES. 936 Royal St., 565-3739 -- "Sinners and Look at the Flower," paintings, ceramics and photographs by gallery artists, through March 26. AG WAGNER STUDIO & GALLERY. 813 Royal St., 561-7440 -- ACADEMY GALLERY. 5256 Magazine St., 899-8111 -- "A Fresh CARIBBEAN ARTS LTD. 720 Franklin Ave., 943-3858 -- The gallery showcases contemporary Haitian and Jamaican art. CASELL GALLERY. 818 Royal St., 524-0671; www.casellartgallery. com -- Pastels by Joaquim GOI CUON PHO GA Spring Roll, salad roll highly recommended Chicken traditional large bowl of soup Works by gallery artists; 504 Toys, locally handcrafted toys; both ongoing. Casell; etchings by Sage; oils by Charles Ward; all ongoing. George Schmidt, ongoing. BUN TOM ALL IN THE FRAME GALLERY. 2596 Front St., Slidell, (985) 2901395 -- "Serene Waters, Clear Horizons," paintings by Annie Strack, ongoing. "Beauty, Power & Circumstance," female nudes in color pencil and acrylic by Richard Johnson, through Saturday. COLLECTIVE WORLD ART COMMUNITY. Poydras Center, 650 Poydras St., 339-5237 -- Paint- COLE PRATT GALLERY. 3800 Magazine St., 891-6789; www. coleprattgallery.com -- Grilled Shrimp over rice or vermicelli noodle (504) 522-9897 Saints," works by Joe Hobbs, ongoing. ings by Steve Taylor, through March 15. ANGELA KING GALLERY. 241 Royal St., 524-8211; www. angelakinggallery.com -- PaintANTON HAARDT FOLK GALLERY. 4532 Magazine St., 309-4249; www.antonart.com -- Works ART GALLERY 818. 818 Royal St., 524-6918 -- Paint- GUTHRIE CONTEMPORARY. 3815 Magazine St., 897-2688; www. guthriecontemporary.com -- "Schemata," works by Susan Dory, ongoing. BRUNCH WEEKDAYS ONLY DINNER MENU 4PM-9:30PM MON-FRI 11AM-9:30PM SAT 12 NOON-9:30PM DINNER MENU ONLY ings from the Blue Series by Joseph Pearson, ongoing. David Harouni, ongoing. HAROUNI GALLERY. 829 Royal St., 299-8900 -- Paintings by HOME SPACE GALLERY. 1128 St. Roch Ave. -- "The Good Stuff 135 N. CARROLLTON 309-7286 / FAX 309-7283 www.theoriginalleakspecialist.com ALD-A028-1 by Anton Haardt, Christopher Moses and others, ongoing. COLLINS C. DIBOLL ART GALLERY. Loyola University, Monroe Library, 6363 St. Charles Ave., fourth floor, 861-5456 -- "In the Blink of an Eye," photographs by Harold Baquet, through March 24. 2," works by Bruce Davenport Jr., Nicole Fernandez, Taneeka Jackson and John Walton, through Saturday. Grand Opening ings, sculpture and jewelry by local artists Noel Rockmore, Michael Fedor, Xavier de Callatay, Charles Bazzell, Bambi deVille and Ritchie Fitzgerald, ongoing. COUP D'OEIL ART CONSORTIUM. 2033 Magazine St., 722-0876; www.coupdoeilartconsortium.com -- "Intimate ARTICHOKE GALLERY. 912 Decatur St., 636-2004 -- Artists Topographies," sculpture by Paulina Sierra; "Slowness," paintings by Emily Farranto; both through March 19. ISAAC DELGADO FINE ARTS GALLERY. Delgado Community College, Isaac Delgado Hall, third floor, 615 City Park Ave., 361-6620 -- Visual Communications/ Graphic Design Student Exhibit, through March 17. work on site in all media; watercolors and limitededition prints by Peter Briant, ongoing. D.O.C.S. 709 Camp St., 524-3936 -- "Surroundings," mixed-me- dia sculpture by Allen Wynn, through March. ISABELLA'S GALLERY. 3331 Severn Ave., Suite 105, Metairie, 7793202; www.isabellasgallery.com -- Hand-blown glass works TAPAS Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > marcH 08 > 2011 Style Restaurant BERGERON STUDIO & GALLERY. 406 Magazine St., 522-7503; www.bergeronstudio.com -- Photographs by Michael P. Smith, Jack Beech, Harriet Blum, Kevin Roberts and others, ongoing. DUTCH ALLEY ARTIST'S CO-OP GALLERY. 912 N. Peters St., 4129220; www.dutchalleyonline. com -- Works by New Orleans by Marc Rosenbaum; raku by Kate Tonguis and John Davis; all ongoing. artists, ongoing. United We Stand to Save Our Wetlands," works by Nilo and Mina Lanzas; works by Clementine Hunter, Noel Rockmore and others; all ongoing. BRYANT GALLERIES. 316 Royal St., 525-5584; www.bryantgalleries.com -- Paintings by Dean Mitchell, ongoing. BYRDIE'S GALLERY. 2422-A St. Claude Ave., www.byrdiesgallery.com -- "A Little Picture BERTA'S AND MINA'S ANTIQUITIES GALLERY. 4138 Magazine St., 895-6201 -- "Louisiana! ELLIOTT GALLERY. 540 Royal St., 523-3554; www.elliottgallery. com -- Works by gallery artists Coignard, Engel, Papart, Petra, Tobiasse, Schneuer and Yrondi, ongoing. FAIR FOLKS & A GOAT. 2116 Chartres St., 872-9260; www. fairfolksandagoat.com -- "Permanence," paintings by Timothy Cavnar, through April 3. FRAMIN' PLACE & GALLERY. 3535 Severn Ave., Metairie, 885-3311; www.nolaframing.com -- JAMIE HAYES GALLERY. 621 Chartres St., 592-4080; www. jamiehayes.com -- New Orleans-style art by Jamie Hayes, ongoing. JON SCHOOLER GALLERY. 8526 Oak St., 865-7032; www. jonschooler.com -- "Subliminal JULIE NEILL DESIGNS. 3908 Magazine St., 899-4201; www. julieneill.com -- "Facade," WOWs," paintings by Jon Schooler, ongoing. Dinner Tuesday - Saturday 5pm - 11pm Late Night Menu Friday - Saturday 11pm - 1am photographs by Lesley Wells, ongoing. Prints by Tommy Thompson, Phillip Sage, James Michalopoulos and others, ongoing. FREDRICK GUESS STUDIO. 910 Royal St., 581-4596; www. fredrickguessstudio.com -- KAKO GALLERY. 536 Royal St., 565-5445; www.kakogallery.com -- Paintings by Don Picou and Stan Fontaine; "Raku" by Joy Gauss; 3-D wood sculpture by Joe Derr; all ongoing. Show," small-scale collage work by Christopher Stone, through Wednesday . Paintings by Fredrick Guess, KKPROJECTS. 2448 N. Villere St., 415-9880; www.kkprojects.org -- "Knead," works by Kristian Hansen, Tora Lopez, John Oles PAGE 55 2106 Chartres St. New Orleans, LA 70116 504-943-0416 53 Dog Eat Good! Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > marcH 08 > 2011 We carry a large selection of Human-Grade All-Natural Dog Food & Treats. DOGGIE DAYCARE, BOARDING, DOGGIE SWIMMING POOL, & 7 OUTDOOR PLAY AREAS. 24-HOUR ON-SITE SUPERVISION 218-4098 267-4143 4920 TCHOUPITOULAS ST. | WWW.CANINECONNECTIONNOLA.COM Nietzche Loves Canine Connection because he can play with friends all day while his mom is at work. 7611 Maple St. Suite 102 www.nofleasmarketnola.com Tu e s d a y � S a t u rd a y 1 0 - 6 NOW OPEN 324-4727 54 Expanded listings at bestofneworleans.com PAGE 53 ART and William Murphy, ongoing. KURT E. 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LE DESIGNS LLC. 3512 Magazine St., 373-6413 -- Jewelry by Vicki, Ricardo Lozano, Michael Flohr, Henry Ascencio, Jaline Pol and others, ongoing. RODRIGUE STUDIO. 721 Royal St., 581-4244; www.georgerodrigue.com -- Works by George VINCENT MANN GALLERY. 305 Royal St., 523-2342; www.vincentmanngallery.com -- Paintings by Jacob Manguno and Luc Didier, through May 7. Get Organized! 4306 Magazine St. � NOLA 70115 504.302.9893 theOccasionalWife.com in Your Life. esque pin-up � burl boudoir firstname.lastname@example.com Rodrigue, ongoing. ings by Will Smith, ongoing. WMSJR. 1061 Camp St., 2999455; www.wmsjr.com -- PaintA WORK OF ART GALLERY. 8212 Oak St., 862-5244 -- Glass (504) 457-8019 LE PETIT SALON DE NEW ORLEANS. 906 Royal St., 524-5700 -- Paintings by Holly Sarre, ongoing. ROSETREE GLASS STUDIO & GALLERY. 446 Vallette St., Algiers Point, 366-3602; www.rosetreeglass.com -- Hand-blown glass LOUISIANA CRAFTS GUILD. 608 Julia St., 558-6198; www.louisianacrafts.org -- Group show featuring works from guild members, ongoing. MICHALOPOULOS GALLERY. 617 Bienville St., 558-0505; www. michalopoulos.com -- Paint- work, ongoing. works by Juli Juneau; photographs from the New Orleans Photo Alliance; both ongoing. RUSTY PELICAN ART. 4031 St. Claude Ave., 218-5727; www.rustypelicanart.com -- Works by Travis and Lexi Linde, ongoing. SALONE DELL'ARTES ARTEMISIA. 3000 Royal St., 481-5113 -- "I ings by James Michalopoulos, ongoing. Genti H2O," works by Shmuela Padnos, ongoing. Frontiers," a collection of steampunk art curated by Theodora Eliezer, through March. ZEITGEIST MULTI-DISCIPLINARY ARTS CENTER. 1618 Oretha Castle Haley Blvd., 827-5858; www.zeitgeistinc.net -- "Analog SWEETit is spring arrangements starting at $ how ry Delived b in c Free 40 your nExt Download a Menu at 201 st. charles ave. MONDAY-FRIDAY 7AM-2PM www.steves-diner.com LEt us catEr place st. charles MICHELLE Y WILLIAMS GALLERY. 835 Julia St., 585-1945; www. michelleywilliams.com -- SHEILA'S FINE ART STUDIO. 1427 N. Johnson St., 473-3363; www. sheilaart.com -- Works by SPARE SPACES by Betty Petri; "The Solitary Chair," sculpture by Michael Moreau; both ongoing. ALVAR LIBRARY. 913 Alvar St., 596-2667 -- "Youth," sculpture mEEting 504-522-8198 Sheila Phipps, ongoing. Works by Michelle Y. Williams, ongoing. NEW ORLEANS ARTWORKS. 727 Magazine St., 529-7279 -- "The Saints Go Green," works by Chad Ridgeway, Teri Walker, Carol Rivers, Tish Douzart and Pamela Conway Caruso, through March 30. NEWCOMB ART GALLERY. Woldenberg Art Center, Tulane University, 865-5328; www. newcombartgallery.tulane. edu -- "Reflections on Water in American Painting," through April 24. OCTAVIA ART GALLERY. 4532 Magazine St., 309-4249; www. octaviaartgallery.com -- "An SLIDELL CULTURAL CENTER. 2055 Second St., Slidell, (985) 646-4375 -- "The Talent Within: 815 FOCIS STREET Creative Works from the Commission on the Arts," through March 18. BACCHANAL. 600 Poland Ave., 948-9111; www.bacchanalwine. com -- "Coming Home: 2005- 837-6400 [OFF VETERANS ] STELLA JONES GALLERY. Place St. Charles, 201 St. Charles Ave., Suite 132, 568-9050 -- "Losing My 2009," photographs by Lee Celano, ongoing. Religion, Choosing My Confessions," mixed media by Charly Palmer, through March. BUD'S BROILER. 500 City Park Ave., 486-2559 -- Works by Andrew Bascle, Evelyn Menge and others, ongoing. STEVE MARTIN STUDIO. 624 Julia St., 566-1390; www. stevemartinfineart.com -- Contemporary sculpture and paintings by Steve Martin and other Louisiana artists, ongoing. STUDIO BFG. 2627 Desoto St., 942-0200; www.studiobfg.com -- "Peel Sessions: First Install- CAMPBELL'S COFFEE & TEA. 516 S. Tyler St., Covington, (985) 2466992; www.campbellscoffee. com -- Multimedia works by Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > marcH 08 > 2011 Margaux Hymel, ongoing. Earthly Paradise," works by Stefan Szczesny, through March 26. DOS JEFES UPTOWN CIGAR BAR. 5535 Tchoupitoulas St., 8918500; www.dosjefescigarbar. com -- Works by Mario Ortiz, 2 FREE MONTHS use promo code: GAMBIT � restrictions apply ongoing. OF SERVICE ONE SUN GALLERY. 616 Royal St., (800) 501-1151 -- Works by local ment," works by Tina Stanley, ongoing. and national artists, ongoing. Cindy and Drue Hardegree, Erica Dewey, John Womack, Sontina, Lorraine Jones and S. Lee, ongoing. PEARL ART GALLERY. 4421 Magazine St., 228-5840 -- Works by Works by YA/YA artists, ongoing. STUDIO GALLERY. 338 Baronne St., Third Floor, 529-3306 -- FUEL. 4807 Magazine St., 8955757; www.fuelcoffeehouse. net -- Watercolors laminated Happy Hour Food and Drink Specials from 5-6:30pm 200 Julia St � 504-304-6318 www.feastneworleans.com "comfort food incarnate" onto wood by William Smith, ongoing. 504-218-5198 www.nolasattv.com TAYLOR BERCIER FINE ART. 233 Chartres St., 527-0072 -- "Suffer PHOTO WORKS NEW ORLEANS. 521 St. Ann St., 593-9090; www. photoworksneworleans.com -- Photography by Louis Sahuc, ongoing. REINA GALLERY. 4132 Magazine St., 895-0022; www.reinaart. com -- "Vintage New Orleans Little Children," paintings and collages by Dona Lief; "Assignations," paintings by Ann Hornback; "What Bugs Me," sculpture by Andrew Bascle; all through March 15. 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Youth Vision Quilt," studentcreated quilt with more than 400 patches, ongoing. Suite 169, 569-0405; www. museumoftheamericancocktail. org -- "Absinthe Visions," photographs by Damian Hevia, ongoing. NATIONAL WORLD WAR II MUSEUM. 945 Magazine St., 5276012; www.nationalww2museum.org -- "Ours To Fight For: DAILY OYSTERS CHARGRILLED MONDAY-FRIDAY 3-6PM FOOD HAPPY HOUR 1/2 PRICE PIZZAS & APPETIZERS The best kept secret in New Orleans of the Ustabes by Will Smith, ongoing. NEW ORLEANS PUBLIC LIBRARY, MARTIN LUTHER KING BRANCH. 1611 Caffin Ave., 529-READ; www.nutrias.org -- "The Fan," works by Jamar Pierre and Gregoryuan Mghee-Hunter, through Saturday. GERMAN-AMERICAN CULTURAL CENTER. 519 Huey P. Long Ave., Gretna, 363-4202; www.gaccnola.com -- Museum exhibits GEORGE & LEAH MCKENNA MUSEUM OF AFRICAN AMERICAN ART. 2003 Carondelet St., 5867432; www.themckennamuseum.com -- "Tambourine and American Jews in the Second World War," an exhibit on loan from the Museum of Jewish Heritage, through April 24. Lafitte," works by Bruce Davenport Jr., through Saturday. paintings by YA/YA alumnus Gerard Caliste, ongoing. SOUND CAFE. 2700 Chartres St., 947-4477 -- Mixed-media THREE MUSES. 536 Frenchmen St., 298-8746; www.thethreemuses.com -- Portraits by Zack depict the colonial experience, work, culture and religion of German immigrants. GREAT AMERICAN ALLIGATOR MUSEUM. 2051 Magazine St., 523-5525 -- The museum Smith, ongoing. features fossils, taxidermy, folk art, kitsch, Americana and more. HISTORIC NEW ORLEANS COLLECTION. 533 Royal St., 523-4662; www.hnoc.org -- "Drawn to CALL FOR ARTISTS ANTENNA GALLERY. The gallery seeks work that uses, recreates or interprets meaning from the artist's childhood artwork for a May exhibition. Email nataliemclaurin@gmail. com for details. Submission deadline is April 20. Life: Al Hirschfeld and the Theater of Tennessee Williams," drawings by Hirschfeld, through April 2. "In Search of Julien Hudson: Free Artist of Color in Pre-Civil War New Orleans," through April 20. 4921 Freret St., 818-6032 -- The gallery accepts submissions for the exhibition juried by New Orleans Museum of Art modern and contemporary art curator Miranda Lash. Email email@example.com for details. Submission deadline is March 31. DELGADO STUDENT ART ASSOCIATION. The group seeks COLD DRINK PRINTMAKING INVITATIONAL. Du Mois Gallery, LONGUE VUE HOUSE AND GARDENS. 7 Bamboo Road, 488-5488; www.longuevue. com -- "All That Glitters," an LOUISIANA FILM MUSEUM. Montrel's Bistro, 1000 N. Peters St., 524-4747; www. louisianafilmmuseum.org -- exhibition of Carnival jewelry, through April 12. Day of My Youth," photographs by Bernard Faucon, through Sunday. "Residents and Visitors: 20th Century Photographs of Louisiana," a collaboration with the Historic New Orleans Collection, through March 27. "The Sound of One Hand: Painting and Calligraphy by Zen Monk Hakuin," through April 17. "Lofty Ideals: Selections of Nineteenth-Century French Sculpture from the Permanent Collection," through April 24. "Different Strokes for Different Folks: Glass Works from Harter, Jastremski and Sawyer Gifts," through May 15. "Peter Carl Faberge and Other Russian Masters," permanent collection of Faberge objects; "Six Shooters," photographs from the New Orleans Photo Alliance; both ongoing. NEW ORLEANS PHARMACY MUSEUM. 514 Chartres St., 5658027; www.pharmacymuseum. org -- Exhibits on 19th-cen- NEW ORLEANS MUSEUM OF ART. City Park, 1 Collins Diboll Circle, 658-4100; www.noma. org -- "The Most Beautiful 3701 IBERVILLE STREET � NOLA 70119 504.488.6582 � KATIESINMIDCITY.COM MON.11AM-3PM � TUES-THURS.11AM-9PM FRI-SAT.11AM-10PM � SUN BRUNCH. 9AM-3PM Plant sales & rentals 1135 PRESS ST. @ NEW ORLEANS 2900 ST. CLAUDE (504) 947-7554 CATERING available Lunc starti h Specials ng at $6.99 ! 11:00 a.m. COLD BE ER ! Come visit us soon, only 2 miles north of I-12 on the left 985-892-0205 Tues-Thurs 11-8, | Fri-Sat 11-8:30 69399 Highway 59 | Abita Springs, LA Mardi Gras Chocolates Chocolate Doubloons Ball Favors Party Trays art from Delgado Community College students and alumni to be included in a calendar. Call 258-5011 or email email@example.com for details. Submission deadline is March 15. The museum features props, costumes, video clips, still photographs, posters and other exhibits from major films produced in Louisiana. LOUISIANA STATE MUSEUM PRESBYTERE. 751 Chartres St., 568-6968; www.lsm.crt.state. la.us -- "Before During After," tury pharmacy, medicine and health care, all ongoing. OGDEN MUSEUM OF SOUTHERN ART. 925 Camp St., 5399600; www.ogdenmuseum. org -- "Big-Hearted Pots," GAMBIT > BESTOFNEWORLEANS.COM > MARCH 08 > 2011 MUSEUMS AMERICAN-ITALIAN MUSEUM & RESEARCH LIBRARY. 537 S. Peters St., 522-7294 -- Perma- nent exhibits of jazz artists, a St. Joseph's altar replica, the Louisiana Italian-American Sports Hall of Fame and a research library with genealogy records. ASHE CULTURAL ARTS CENTER. 1712 Oretha Castle Haley Blvd., 569-9070; www.ashecac.org -- "Ashe in Retrospect: 19982008," photographs by Morris Jones Jr., Eric Waters, Jeffrey Cook and others, ongoing. BACKSTREET CULTURAL MUSEUM. 1116 St. Claude Ave.; www.backstreetmuseum.org -- photographs illustrating the impact of Hurricanes Katrina and Rita, through Aug. 31. "Living With Hurricanes: Katrina and Beyond," an exhibition of stories, artifacts and science displays; "It's Carnival Time in Louisiana," Carnival artifacts, costumes, jewelry and others items; both ongoing. ceramic pots by Mark Hewitt; "North Carolina Craft Now," an exhibition by the Center for Southern Craft and Design, through April 10. "A Life in Glass," glass vessels by Richard Ritter; "Selections from `Partial to Home,'" photographs by Birney Imes, through April 15. SOUTHERN FOOD & BEVERAGE MUSEUM. Riverwalk Marketplace, 1 Poydras St., Suite 169, 569-0405; www.southernfood. org -- "Acadian to Cajun: 5707 Magazine St. 504.269.5707 CLOSED SUNDAYS www.BlueFrogChocolates.com LOUISIANA SUPREME COURT MUSEUM. Louisiana Supreme Court, 400 Royal St., 3102149; www.lasc.org -- The Supreme Court of Louisiana Historical Society sponsors the museum's exhibitions of the people and institutions that have contributed to the development of Louisiana law for 300 years. Forced Migration to Commercialization," a multimedia exhibit; "Laissez Faire -- Savoir Fare," the cuisine of Louisiana and New Orleans; "Eating in the White House -- America's Food"; "Tout de Sweet," an exhibit exploring all aspects of the sugar industry in the South; all ongoing. TULANE UNIVERSITY. Joseph Merrick Jones Hall, 6823 St. Charles Ave. -- "Treme: People and Places," maps, architectural drawings and photographs celebrating the bicentennial of Faubourg Treme, through Nov. 30. For complete listings, visit www.bestofneworleans.com. CUBAN & MEXICAN FOOD 4608 freret street nola 70115 504.899.1142 freretstreetyoga.com � off street parking available � Permanent exhibits of Mardi Gras Indian suits, jazz funeral memorabilia and social aid and pleasure club artifacts, ongoing. Unknown New Orleanians," photographs of the city's working poor, ongoing. MUSEUM OF THE AMERICAN COCKTAIL. 1 Poydras St., MAIN LIBRARY. 219 Loyola Ave., 529-7323; www.nutrias. org -- "Hidden from History: PUERCO FRITO - $9.90 PORK FAJITAS - $8.00 ROPA VIEJA - $7.75 COUNTRY FLAME I DELIVER! 620 IBERVILLE STREET � 522.1138 OPEN EVERYDAY `TIL 8:30PM 57 S:2.281" STAGE LISTINGS GET IN ON THE ACT Listings editor: Lauren LaBorde email@example.com FAX:483-3116 Deadline: noon Monday Submissions edited for space review New York Closet Apartment THEATER DON'T DRINK THE WATER. Slidell Little Theatre, 2024 Nellie Drive, Slidell, (985) 641-0324; www.slidelllittletheatre.org -- Woody Allen's farce follows a family of tourists seeking refuge inside an American Embassy behind the Iron Curtain. Tickets $14 general admission, $7 children. 8 p.m. Friday-Saturday, 2 p.m. Sunday, through March 20. FANTASTIC MISTER FOX. Con- Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > marcH 08 > 2011 nothing like juicy gossip over a filet with the girls. temporary Arts Center, 900 Camp St., 528-3800; www.cacno.org -- Roald Dahl's adventure comes to life with twisting cardboard tunnels, allowing audiences to crawl through the multi-media production's sets. Tickets $20. Runs through April 3. Days and times vary; visit the CAC website for details. Theater, The Shops at Canal Place, 333 Canal St., third floor, 522-6545; www.southernrep. com -- Actor Carlo Alban chronicles his experiences as an undocumented Ecuadorian immigrant who became a cast member on Sesame Street and in several feature films. Tickets $20 preview performance (Friday), $29 Thursday and Sunday, $35 Friday-Saturday. 8 p.m. Thursday-Saturday, 3 p.m. Sunday, through March 23. INTRINGULIS. Southern Rep S:10.833" MARRERO ACTION. Anthony Bean Community Theater, 1333 S. Carrollton Ave., 862-7529; www.anthonybeantheater. com -- Hal Clark's play follows a man whose father's stroke prompts him to return to New Orleans for the first time in 12 years. Tickets $20 general admission, $18 students and seniors. 8 p.m. Friday-Saturday, 3 p.m. Sunday, through March 27. BURLE SQUE & CABARET BURLESQUE BALLROOM. Irvin Norman, Is That You?, recently on the boards at Actor's Theatre of New Orleans, is the title of the 1970s comedy and also is the funniest line in the show. When the lights come up, somebody (or -bodies) are lying in bed in a New York apartment. The doorbell sounds and 26-year-old Norman (Kyle Woods) gets up to answer the buzzer. To his shock and horror, it's his dad Ben (Rene J.F. Piazza). The ill-tempered Ben, who runs a successful dry cleaning business in Ohio, is dropping in for a surprise visit. Norman rouses the other sleeper -- his lover Garson Hobart (Brian Slayton). Garson is long out of the closet, but Norman has not told his parents about his sexual orientation. He buzzes in his dad and hurries Garson out of the apartment in an attempt to put off the inevitable explosion. Most of the play, however, is taken up with Ben's fury. He disapproves of homosexuals. He rants. He raves. All, of course, to no avail. He even brings in an attractive, gum-chewing prostitute named Mary (Greta Trosclair) in the hopes of "curing" Norman of his gayness. Ben came to see his son for consolation because his wife Beatrice (Viki Lovelace) ran off with his brother. They took Ben's car and are holed up in a cheap motel in Montreal. Suddenly, Beatrice also shows up at Norman's apartment. She says the fling with Ben's brother was a bust. Perhaps partly for revenge, Ben tells Beatrice their son is gay. Just then, Mary, wearing a swank satin robe, sashays out of the bedroom. "Norman," Beatrice gasps, "is that you?" Up to that point, the knockabout comedy and wisecracks are at times funny, and sometimes a bit too predictable and repetitious. But Beatrice's reaction catches us off guard. Norman, Is That You? is dated. But actor/director Piazza relished the nonsense and got lively performances from his cast. His Ben was a torrent of overbearing, loud truculence that kept the dilemmas moving. The other characters had plenty to deal with just coping with Ben. The show was flawed, but more enjoyable than it had a right to be. -- Dalt Wonk mance only (8 p.m. Friday, tickets $30). Tickets $32 (includes $5 drink credit). 8 p.m. Saturday, 6 p.m. Sunday. THE MIDNIGHT REVUE. Starlight Mayfield's Jazz Playhouse, 300 Bourbon St., 553-2270; www. sonesta.com -- Trixie Minx stars in the weekly burlesque show featuring the music of Leon "Kid Chocolate" Brown. Call 553-2331 for details. 11:50 p.m. Friday. Noir, 715 St. Charles Ave., 5815812; www.cabaretlechatnoir. com -- Varla Jean Merman's cabaret show returns with new songs and videos. Call 525-4498 for tickets for Mystic Krewe of Satyricon perfor- Hotel, 541 Bourbon St., 524-7611; www.innonbourbon.com -- Bon Operatit! performs. Free admission. 7 p.m. Wednesday. THE LOOSE CHANTEUSE. Le Chat by the Park, 834 N. Rampart St., 561-8939; www.starlightbythepark.com -- Marcy Marcell directs a weekly femaleimpersonation jazz cabaret. Call for ticket information. Midnight Friday. AUDITIONS LOUISIANA RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL. Louisiana Renais- Metairie � New Orleans � Biloxi ruthschris.com OPERA OPERA RETURNS TO BOURBON STREET. The Inn on Bourbon 58 sance Festival, 46468 River Road, Hammond, www.LARF. org -- The festival seeks actors to portray historically based characters during the November-December festival. Email firstname.lastname@example.com for details. 9 a.m. Saturday. bestofneworleans.com STAGE NEW ORLEANS BURLESQUE FESTIVAL. Burlesque dancers (men and women), singers, comics, magicians, contortionists, duos, troupes, novelty and other variety acts are sought for the September festival. Email email@example.com or visit www.neworleansburlesquefest.com for details. There is a $15 application fee. Application deadline is April 25. RENT. Playmakers Theater, 19106 Playmak- ers Road (off Lee Road), Covington, (985) 893-1671; www.playmakersinc.com -- The theater holds auditions for its July production of Jonathan Larson's rock musical. Auditions are by appointment only. Call (985) 867-8889 or email firstname.lastname@example.com for details. 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Saturday. A celebration with a lot of soul. Music � Food � Crafts � Wellness COMEDY BASED ON REAL LIFE. La Nuit Comedy Theater, 5039 Freret St., 644-4300; www. nolacomedy.com -- The weekly long-form improv comedy show features some guys, a girl and someone named John Stewart. Tickets $6. 8:30 p.m. Saturday. BROWN! IMPROV COMEDY. City Bar, 3515 Hessmer Ave., 309-5325; www.citybarnola. com -- The comedy troupe stars Johnathan Christiansen, Gant Laborde, Ken Lafrance, Bob Murrell and Kelli Rosher. Visit www. brownimprovcomedy.com for details. 8:30 p.m. Saturday. March 12-13 11am-5pm entertainment by: COMEDY GUMBEAUX. Howlin' Wolf (The Den), 828 S. Peters St., 522-9653; www. thehowlinwolf.com -- Local comedians perform, and amateurs take the stage in the open mic portion. Tickets $5. 8 p.m. Thursday. FEAR & LOATHING IN NEW ORLEANS. La Nuit Comedy Theater, 5039 Freret St., 644-4300; www.nolacomedy.com -- The sketch comedy show boasts vampires, zombies, relationship advice and other horrors. 8:30 p.m. Fridays. Presented by: � Kermit ruffins chocolate milk and many more FRIDAY NIGHT LAUGHS. La Nuit Comedy Theater, 5039 Freret St., 644-4300; www. nolacomedy.com -- Jackie Jenkins Jr. hosts the open-mic comedy show. Free admission. 11 p.m. Friday. GROUND ZERO COMEDY. The Maison, 508 Frenchmen St., 371-5543; www.maisonfrenchmen.com -- The show features local stand-up comedians. Sign-up is 7:30 p.m; show is 8 p.m. Friday. LAUGH OUT LOUD. Bootleggers Bar and Grille, 209 Decatur St., 525-1087 -- Simple Play presents a weekly comedy show. 10 p.m. Thursday. NATIONAL COMEDY COMPANY. Yo Mama's Bar & Grill, 727 St. Peter St., 522-1125 -- The interactive improv comedy show features B97 radio personality Stevie G, Lynae LeBlanc, Jay Tombstone, Richard Mayer and others. Call 523-7469 or visit www.nationalcomedycompany.com for tickets. Tickets $10. 10 p.m. Saturday. ROYAL COMEDY TOUR. UNO Lakefront Sponsored in part by: Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > marcH 08 > 2011 Soul Fest is free with Zoo admission or membership. No outside food or beverage. Portable chairs and blankets welcome. Follow us on: AudubonInstitute.org DENTAL CLEANING SPECIAL vietnamese restaurant The Best Beef Noodle Soup in Town Arena, 6801 Franklin Ave., 280-7171; www. arena.uno.edu -- The show features standup comedians Sommore, D.L. Hughley, George Wilborn, Tony Rock and Damon Williams. Tickets $48.20 and $58.50 (includes fees). 8 p.m. Friday. $ THINK YOU'RE FUNNY? Carrollton Station, 8140 Willow St., 865-9190; www.carrolltonstation.com -- The weekly open-mic comedy showcase is open to all comics. Sign-up is 8:30 p.m. Show starts at 9 p.m. Wednesday. 89 (reg. $132) * includes comprehensive exam (#0150), x-rays (#274), cleaning (#1110) or panorex (#330) *NEW PATIENTS ONLY -- EXPIRES 03/20/11 DR. GLENN SCHMIDT DR. STEPHEN DELAHOUSSAYE FAMILY DENTISTRY Call For An Appointment Banh Mi � Beef Stew � Rice Now available at 2 locations! For complete listings, visit www.bestofneworleans.com. UPTOWN KENNER 8025 Maple St. @ Carrollton � 861-9044 www.uptownsmiles.com 1942 Williams Blvd., Suite 8 � 469-9648 www.kennersmiles.com 1308 manhattan blvd 504.302.2094 HARVEY O P E N 7 D AY S | 7A M -7 P M 59 N O $3 SSI DERSION I S M U N MI AD 2 & AD 1 Between 1778 and 1783, the king of Spain sent Canary Islanders, known as Isle�os, to colonize Louisiana. FR EVENTS LISTINGS BE THERE DO THAT globalgreen.org/neworleans -- Global Green provides tours of its model green house, which uses renewable energy from solar panels and other sources. Call 525-2121 or visit the website for details. 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Monday and Friday, 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. Saturday. SAVE OUR CEMETERIES CEMETERY TOURS. The group EE Listings editor: Lauren LaBorde email@example.com FAX:483-3116 Deadline: noon Monday Submissions edited for space can bring their own instruments and learn traditional brass band songs. 11 a.m. to noon. World War II Museum, 945 Magazine St., 527-6012; www. nationalww2museum.org -- Children ages 8-12 create World War II-inspired crafts including model airplanes, Silly Putty, victory pins and propaganda posters. Preregistration is required. Call 528-1944 ext. 229 or email firstname.lastname@example.com for details. 10 a.m. to 11:30 a.m. WE CAN DO IT! HANDSON WORKSHOP. National FAMILY Tuesday 8 TODDLER TIME . Louisiana conducts tours of New Orleans cemeteries. Call 5253377 for details. SATURDAY Noon -12:00pm MARCH 19 SUNDAY Noon - 12:00pm MARCH 20 OPENING CEREMONY SENIOR HERITAGE PROGRAMS CHALMETTE HIGH SCHOOL JAZZ BAND JUNIOR HERITAGE PROGRAM LA PARRANDA DE TEROR THE TOP CATS Children's Museum, 420 Julia St., 523-1357; www.lcm. org -- The museum hosts special Tuesday and Thursday activities for children ages 3-under and their parents or caregivers. Admission $8, free for members. 10:30 a.m. EVENTS Wednesday 9 Hall, 609 N. Columbia St., Covington, (985) 892-1873 -- The market offers fresh local goods every week. 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Wednesday, 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. Saturday. French Market Place, between Decatur and N. Peters streets, 522-2621; www.frenchmarket. org -- The weekly market offers seasonal produce, seafood, prepared foods, smoothies and more. 3 p.m. to 7 p.m. GET TO KNOW GOD. Lost & Found Center, 901 Independence St., 344-1234; www.lostandfoundcenter. org -- The group meets every week to discuss Bible Scripture. 7 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. GRIEF SUPPORT GROUP. East FRENCH MARKET FARMERS MARKET. French Market, COVINGTON FARMERS MARKET. Covington City 1:00 - 3:00pm 3:00 - 4:00pm 4:00 - 8:00pm FREDY OMAR CON SU BANDA LA PARRANDA DE TEROR WAY DOWN SOUTH 1:30 - 2:30pm 2:30 - 4:00pm TALENT SHOWCASE . Le Roux, 1700 Louisiana Ave. -- Masse Media Consulting, KMP and Men of Business host a weekly "You've Got Talent" showcase open to all poets, singers, dancers and others. Call 899-4512 for details. General admission $10, performers $5. 9 p.m. to midnight. WEDNESDAY NIGHTS AT JW MARRIOTT. JW Marriott New Thursday 10 ART ACTIVITIES DURING AFTER HOURS. Ogden Museum of 4:00 - 8:00pm Delicious authentic Spanish food, folklife exhibits, crafts, living history and activities for the children Call 504-277-4681 or 504-676-3098 or 504-554-8412 or visit www.losislenos.org for Info Southern Art, 925 Camp St., 539-9600; www.ogdenmuseum.org -- The Ogden offers art activities for kids during the weekly After Hours concerts. 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. Orleans, 614 Canal St., Suite 4, 525-6500; www.marriott. com -- The hotel showcases local music and art with spirit tastings and hors d'oeuvres. 5:30 p.m. to 8 p.m. Ave., Sala Avenue and Fourth Street, Westwego -- The market offers organic produce, baked goods, jewelry, art and more, with live music and pony rides. 8 a.m. to 2 p.m. Wednesday and Saturday. WESTWEGO FARMERS & FISHERIES MARKET. 484 Sala I S L E �O S M U S E U M CO M P LEX 1357 B A YO U R O A D � S A I NT B E R NA R D, LO UI SI A N A � 7 0 0 8 5 Friday 11 JOHNETTE DOWNING . New Orleans Jazz National Historical Park, 916 N. Peters St., 589-4841; www.nps.gov/ jazz/index.htm -- The author and musician performs Louisiana-themed music geared toward children in pre-K through 3rd grade. 11 a.m. Thursday 10 ALVAR CHESS. Alvar Library, Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > marcH 08 > 2011 Saturday 12 Rhino Contemporary Crafts Company, The Shops at Canal Place, 333 Canal St., third floor, 523-7945; www. rhinocrafts.com -- Artists lead the workshop about making mixed-media paper chain dolls. Pre-registration is recommended. Email email@example.com for details. Admission $5. 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. GLEN GHIRARDI . Children's Castle, 501 Williams Blvd., Kenner, 468-7231 -- The magician performs. Admission $5. 11:30 a.m. CHILDREN'S ART WORKSHOP. 913 Alvar St., 596-2667 -- Library guests can play chess with expert player Bernard Parun Jr. 5 p.m. to 7 p.m. Jefferson General Hospital, 4200 Houma Blvd., Metairie, 454-4000; www.ejgh.org -- The American Cancer Society sponsors a group for those who have experienced the death of a loved one. Call 4565000 for details. 6:30 p.m. to 8 p.m. St. Matthew/Central United Church of Christ, 1333 S. Carrollton Ave., 861-8196; www.stmatthew-nola.org -- The parent-child education and support group uses enriching activities in music, art and play. Visit www. infancytoindependence.org for details. 9:30 a.m. to noon Wednesday-Thursday. CANCER EDUCATION CLASS. First Baptist Church of New Orleans, 5290 Canal Blvd., 482-5775; www.fbcno.org -- The church hosts "I Can Cope," a series of educational classes for people facing cancer. Call 957-5226 for information. 6:30 p.m. CHANGES. Hey! Cafe, 4332 INFANCY TO INDEPENDENCE . Magazine St., 891-8682 -- The weekly meetings teach focusing, a method of directing attention outside one's body to affect change. Call 232-9787 for details. 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. Store, 1522 St. Bernard Ave. -- The Downtown Neighborhood Market Consortium market features fresh produce, dairy, seafood, baked goods and more. EBT and WIC accepted. 2 p.m. to 5 p.m. FRESH MARKET. Circle Food Fairview-Riverside State Park, 119 Fairview Drive, Madisonville -- Members of the Pontchartrain Basin Fly Fishing Club conduct a beginner fly tying class for children ages 12 to 15. Pre-registration is required. Call (985) 845-3318 or (985) 792-4652 for details. 10 a.m. to 11:30 a.m. MUSIC FOR ALL AGES. New INTRODUCTION TO FLY TYING . LAKEVIEW MARKETPLACE . Orleans Jazz National Historical Park, 916 N. Peters St., 589-4841; www.nps.gov/ jazz/index.htm -- Children Harrison Avenue Marketplace, 801 Harrison Ave.; www.harrisonavenuemarketplace.org -- The Lakeview Neighborhood Association presents an outdoor event with live music, food, drinks, handmade crafts and activities for kids. 5 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. MODEL GREEN HOUSE . 409 Andry St., between Douglass Street and the levee; www. IRON RAIL LADIES' NIGHT. The Iron Rail, 511 Marigny St., 948-0963; www.ironrail.org -- Iron Rail offers a weekly creative space for women. Email ladiesnight.ironrail@ gmail.com for details. 7:30 p.m. to 10:30 p.m. LE CLUB DE LECTURE POUR 60 bestofneworleans.com EVENTS TOUS. St. Tammany Parish Library, Covington Branch, 310 W. 21st Ave., Covington, (985) 893-6280; www.sttammany.lib.la.us/covington.html -- The group for those who speak and read French provides a language immersion experience through reading and discussing books. 6 p.m. to 7:30 p.m. PARENTS OF TROUBLED ADULTS MEETING . Jewish Family Service, 3330 West Esplanade, Suite 600, Metairie, 831-8475; www.jfsneworleans.org -- The bi-monthly meeting offers support to parents whose adult children suffer from depression, mental illness, addiction disorders and other difficulties. Call 831-8475 or 828-6334 for details. 5:30 p.m. to 7 p.m. SISTAHS MAKING A CHANGE . Ashe Cultural Arts Center, 1712 Oretha Castle Haley Blvd., 569-9070; www.ashecac.org -- The group offers lessons in African dance and more, along with nutrition, health and wellness seminars. 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. Thursday and Monday. Cabildo, 701 Chartres St., 568-6968; www. lsm.crt.state.la.us -- The presentation discusses the iconic fitness club, which is one of the oldest in the United States. Free admission. 6 p.m. to 7:30 p.m. STRENUOUS OR SOCIAL?: THE NEW ORLEANS ATHLETIC CLUB. Louisiana State Museum 21400 Koop Road, Mandeville, (985) 8716971 -- The St. Tammany Parish League of Women Voters presents the event featuring a "suffragist march" lead by the Girl Scouts, ceremonies, entertainment, refreshments and more. Call (985) 8759388 or (985) 898-0162 or visit www.lwvst. info for details. 1:30 p.m. VOTES FOR WOMEN: A CELEBRATION OF THE FIRST 90 YEARS. Tammany Trace Trailhead, Friday 11 ADULT CHILDREN OF ALCOHOLIC/ DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILIES. Fair Grinds Coffeehouse, 3133 Ponce de Leon Ave., 9139073; www.fairgrinds.com -- The weekly support group meets. Visit www.adultchildren.org for details. 6:15 p.m. Fridays. Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > marcH 08 > 2011 MARKETPLACE AT ARMSTRONG PARK . Armstrong Park, North Rampart and St. Ann streets -- The weekly market features fresh produce, baked goods, Louisiana seafood, natural products, art, crafts and entertainment. 2 p.m. to 5 p.m. Fridays. WHERE Y'ART. New Orleans Museum of Art, City Park, 1 Collins Diboll Circle, 6584100; www.noma.org -- The museum's weekly event features music, performances, film screenings, family-friendly activities and more. 5:30 p.m. to 8 p.m. Fridays. Saturday 12 ALLIGATOR LIFE . Fontainebleau State Park, 67825 Hwy. 190, Mandeville, (888) 6773668 -- The program discusses one of Louisiana's most well known residents: the American alligator. 11 a.m. & Pet Supply, 8400 Jefferson Hwy., 738-5007; www.doublemfeed.com -- Volunteers from the animal rescue organization facilitate cat adoptions and answer questions regarding volunteer opportunities. Visit www.animalrescueneworleans. org for details. 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. BIRD HIKE . Fairview-Riverside State Park, ANIMAL RESCUE NEW ORLEANS CAT ADOPTION EVENT. Double M Feed Garden 119 Fairview Drive, Madisonville -- The hike covers birds commonly found in the park and topics such as basic identification PAGE 63 61 Le Petit Th��tre du Vieux Carr� with Jay, Andree, Bailey, Kelly Batt, Bryan Batt and Tom Cianfichi present Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > marcH 08 > 2011 Oscar nominee and two-time Emmy Winner PATRICIA CLARKSON in BRYAN BATT LOVE LETTERS by A. R. Gurney & Two-time Screen Actors Guild Award Winner Two of the brightest stars in Hollywood and on Broadway star in a special benefit for Le Petit Th��tre du Vieux Carr� for TWO PERFORMANCES ONLY! Friday, March 18 at 8 p.m. Sunday, March 20 at 3 p.m. 616 St. Peter Street on Jackson Square Tickets: $100 A limited number of PRIORITY SEATS are available for $300 (two for $500) and include a meet-and-greet soiree with the cast after the show. Call (504) 522-2081 or visit www.lepetittheatre.com for tickets. This production of LOVE LETTERS is dedicated in loving memory of Gayle Batt. 62 Expanded listings at bestofneworleans.com EVENTS PAGE 61 CAMERAS & EQUIPMENT GRAPHIC DESIGN methods, eating and nesting habits, and influence on the ecosystem. 8 a.m. to 9:30 a.m. BROAD STREET BAZAAR . 300 N. Broad St., corner of Bienville Street -- The monthly market features health screenings, jewelry, food vendors and more. Call 561-7495 or visit www.broadcommunityconnections.org for details. 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. CAN I EAT THAT? NATURE: A CLOSER LOOK . Fontainebleau State Park, 67825 Hwy. 190, Mandeville, (888) 677-3668 -- Park rangers lead a weekly nature hike. 9 a.m. to 10:30 a.m. Multi-Disciplinary Arts Center, 1618 Oretha Castle Haley Blvd., 827-5858; www. zeitgeistinc.net -- The indoor and outdoor market features locally made arts and crafts, live music and food. Visit www.ochartmarket.com for details. Free admission. 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. with the goal of finding fulfillment and enlightenment. Call 368-9770 for details. Free. 9 a.m. to 10:30 a.m. NEEDLE JUNKIES. 3 Ring Circus' PHOTOGRAPHY CALENDARS OCH ART MARKET. Zeitgeist The Big Top Gallery, 1638 Clio St., 569-2700; www.3rcp.com -- The knitting group meets every Sunday. 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. CLASSES EVENTS PRINTS Fontainebleau State Park, 67825 Hwy. 190, Mandeville, (888) 677-3668 -- The site ranger leads a a hike focusing on edible plants that can be found along the nature trail. 10:30 a.m. Market, Magazine and Girod streets, 861-5898; www. marketumbrella.org -- The weekly market features fresh produce, flowers and food. 8 a.m. to noon. DOUGLAS REDD CULTURAL SUMMIT. Ashe Cultural Arts CRESCENT CITY FARMERS MARKET. Magazine Street Sankofa Farmers Market, 5500 St. Claude Ave., 975-5168; www.sankofafarmersmarket. org -- The weekly market offers fresh produce and seafood from local farmers and fishermen. 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Saturdays. New Orleans (Lindy C. Boggs International Conference Center), 2045 Lakeshore Drive -- Guests can meet with school leaders and community resource providers, as well as apply to schools on site. The event also features food, activities, entertainment and giveaways. 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Park, 17049 State Park Blvd., Franklinton, (888) 677-7312 -- The park ranger discusses the wildlife of the park and signs that indicate where they have been. 2 p.m. TRAIL HIKE . Bogue Chitto Park, 17049 State Park Blvd., Franklinton, (888) 677-7312 -- The park ranger leads a casual walk through one of Bogue Chitto State Park's trails and discusses the wildlife and habitat of the area. 10 a.m. to 11 a.m. WRITING WORKSHOP. United SIGNS OF LIFE . Bogue Chitto SCHOOLS EXPO. University of SANKOFA FARMERS MARKET. Dominion Auditorium, 6500 Magazine St. -- The program features a slideshow of wildlife photographs taken during a trip to Costa Rica. Call 7808889 or visit www.louisiana. sierraclub.org/neworleans for details. 7 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. Fontainebleau State Park, 67825 Hwy. 190, Mandeville, (888) 677-3668 -- Park rangers host a weekly demonstration of woodworking techniques. 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. WATER TREATMENT. Bogue PRIMITIVE WOODWORKING . NEW ORLEANS SIERRA CLUB PROGRAM . Audubon Zoo, WALL ART RECOVERY PHOTOBOOKS GIFTS & 504.885.8660 3508 21st Street, KEEPSAKES Metairie, LA 70002 SCANNING FILM PROCESSING Mandeville ,LA 70448 985.626.1776 GIFTCARDS 2121 N. Causeway Blvd., FRAMING RESTORATION VIDEOGRAPHY LAKESIDECAMERA.COM Center, 1712 Oretha Castle Haley Blvd., 569-9070; www. ashecac.org -- The summit includes a health fair with massages, health screenings, consultations and more, as well as panels discussing the financial, creative and physical health of New Orleans' arts and cultural community. Free admission. 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. State Park, 67825 Hwy. 190, Mandeville, (888) 677-3668 -- A park ranger leads a viewing of the park's eagle nest. 3 p.m. Chitto Park, 17049 State Park Blvd., Franklinton, (888) 6777312 -- The program discusses the natural filtering of water in the environment. 10 a.m. and 2 p.m. STATIONERY Monday 14 Lyceum, 618 City Park Ave., 460-9049; www.lyceumproject.com -- The nonreligious, holistic discussion group focuses on human behavior with the goal of finding fulfillment and enlightenment. Call 368-9770 for details. Free. 9 a.m. to 10:30 a.m. NEEDLE JUNKIES. 3 Ring Circus' DIMENSIONS OF LIFE DIALOGUE . New Orleans GRAPHIC DESIGN All Nikon products include Nikon Inc. USA limited warranty. � 2011 Nikon Inc. * Instant Savings valid February 27, 2011 through March 26, 2011 EAGLE WATCH . Fontainebleau 1924 Philip St., 581-2388 -- ERACE meets for its weekly discussion group. Call 8661163 for details. 10 a.m. to 11:30 a.m. ERACE NEW ORLEANS MEETING . J. Singleton School, The Big Top Gallery, 1638 Clio St., 569-2700; www.3rcp.com -- The knitting group meets every Sunday. 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > marcH 08 > 2011 13786 River Road, Destrehan -- The market features a wide range of fresh vegetables, fruits, flowers and other items. Visit www.germancoastfarmersmarket.org for details. 8 a.m. to noon. GRETNA FARMERS MARKET. GERMAN COAST FARMERS MARKET. Ormond Plantation, Teachers of New Orleans, 4718 Paris Ave., 304-2160; www. utno.org -- Students at the Center, Andover Bread Loaf Writing Workshop and United Teachers of New Orleans offer a free monthly writing workshop for New Orleans public school teachers. 1 p.m. to 4 p.m. Dominion Auditorium, 6500 Magazine St. -- The program features a slideshow of wildlife photographs taken during a trip to Costa Rica. Call 7808889 or visit www.louisiana. sierraclub.org/neworleans for details. 7 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. PRIMITIVE WOODWORKING . Fontainebleau State Park, 67825 Hwy. 190, Mandeville, (888) 677-3668 -- Park rangers host a weekly demonstration of woodworking techniques. 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. WATER TREATMENT. Bogue NEW ORLEANS SIERRA CLUB PROGRAM . Audubon Zoo, Gretna Farmers Market, Huey P. Long Avenue, between Third and Fourth streets, Gretna, 362-8661 -- The weekly rain-or-shine market features more than 30 vendors offering a wide range of fruits, vegetables, meats and flowers. Free admission. 8:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. WRITING YOUR PERSONAL COOKBOOK . Southern Food & Beverage Museum, Riverwalk Marketplace, 1 Poydras St., Suite 169, 569-0405; www. southernfood.org -- Natalie Root and Liz Williams lead the workshop and discussion about creating cookbooks. Admission $25 members, $30 non-members. 2 p.m. GROW MO' BETTA SUSTAINABLE GARDENING SERIES. Hollygrove Market & Sunday 13 Lyceum, 618 City Park Ave., 460-9049; www.lyceumproject.com -- The nonreligious, holistic discussion group focuses on human behavior DIMENSIONS OF LIFE DIALOGUE . New Orleans Chitto Park, 17049 State Park Blvd., Franklinton, (888) 6777312 -- The program discusses the natural filtering of water in the environment. 10 a.m. and 2 p.m. Farm, 8301 Olive St., 483-7037; www.hollygrovemarket.com -- The program discusses sustainable pest and disease management. Call 864-2009 or email email@example.com for details. Admission $5. 3 p.m. SPORTS NEW ORLEANS HORNETS. New Orleans Arena, 1501 Girod St., 587-3663; www. neworleansarena.com -- The PAGE 64 63 EVENTS PAGE 63 LISTINGS Volunteers are sought for the festival (April 7-10). Visit www.fqfi. org for details. FRIENDS OF LAFITTE CORRIDOR. Hornets play the Dallas Mavericks, (Wednesday), the Sacramento Kings (Saturday) and Denver Nuggets (Monday). Visit www. nba.com/hornets for details. 7 p.m. daily tasks to help seniors live independently. Call for details. TEEN SUICIDE PREVENTION . The CALL FOR APPLICATIONS NATIONAL WORLD WAR II MUSEUM STUDENT ESSAY CONTEST. The The group seeks ambassadors for its annual Hike the Lafitte Corridor event on April 16. There is a training session on April 2. Visit www.folc-nola.org or email firstname.lastname@example.com with the subject line "ambassador" for details. center seeks part-time civil rights investigators with excellent writing skills, reliable transportation and no criminal convictions to help expose housing discrimination in the New Orleans metro area. Call 717-4257 or email firstname.lastname@example.com for information. HANDSON NEW ORLEANS. The volunteer center for the Greater New Orleans area invites prospective volunteers to learn about the various opportunities available, how to sign-up to attend service projects and general tips on how to be a good volunteer. Call 4837041 ext. 107, email nkennebrew@ handsonneworleans.com or visit www.handsonneworleans.org for details. HOSPICE VOLUNTEERS. Harmony Hospice, 519 Metairie Road, Metairie, 832-8111 -- Harmony Hospice seeks volunteers to offer companionship to patients through reading, playing cards and other activities. Call Jo-Ann Moore at 832-8111 for details. GREATER NEW ORLEANS FAIR HOUSING ACTION CENTER . The Teen Suicide Prevention Program seeks volunteers to help teach middle- and upper-school New Orleans students. Call 831-8475 for details. Maple Leaf Bar, 8316 Oak St., 8669359; www.mapleleafbar.com -- The weekly reading series presents featured writers followed by an open mic. Free admission. 3 p.m. Sunday. OUTLOUD! Rubyfruit Jungle, Thursdays at T wilight Garden Concert Series THIS WEEK'S PERFORMANCE museum seeks essays on the topic "Why should we remember Pearl Harbor?" for the contest that awards a cash prize. The entry divisions are middle school (grades 5-8) and high school (grades 9-12). Essays are accepted online only. Visit www.nationalww2museum.org/essaycontests for details. Submission deadline is March 31. Touro Volunteer Services, 1401 Foucher St., 897-8107; www.touro. com/content/careercamp -- The infirmary seeks adult volunteers to assist with the Family Surgery Lounge, patient information desk, book and goody cart, hospital tours and health screenings. Call volunteer services at 897-8107 for information. TOURO VOLUNTEER SERVICES. 1135 Decatur St., 571-1863; www. myspace.com/rubyfruitjunglenola -- AR Productions presents a weekly spoken-word and music event. Admission $5. 7 p.m. Tuesday. WORDS Saloon, 705 Dauphine St., 5680745; www.goldminesaloon.net -- Poet John Sinclair presents a reading of his works. Jimmy Ross hosts an open mic following the reading. Visit www.17poets.com for details. 7:30 p.m. Thursday. ARDEN BUCKLIN-SPORER . Maple 17 POETS! LITERARY & PERFORMANCE SERIES. Gold Mine PASS IT ON . George & Leah McKenna Museum of African American Art, 2003 Carondelet St., 586-7432; www.themckennamuseum.com -- Poet Gian "G-Persepect" Smith and Alphonse "Bobby" Smith host a weekly spoken-word and music event. 9 p.m. Saturdays. PATRICIA BRADY. Maple Street Book Shop, 7523 Maple St., 8664916; www.maplestreetbookshop.com -- The author signs and reads from A Being So Gentle: The Frontier Love Story of Rachel and Andrew Jackson. 6 p.m. Thursday. POETRY MEETING . New Orleans Poetry Forum, 257 Bonnabel Blvd., Metairie, 835-8472 -- The forum holds workshops every Wednesday. 8 p.m. to 10:30 p.m. R. STEPHANIE BRUNO. Kitchen Witch Cookbooks Shop, 631 Toulouse St., 528-8382 -- The author signs New Orleans Streets: A Walking Guide to Neighborhood Architecture. 1 p.m. Saturday. SCIENCE FICTION BOOK CLUB. Octavia Books, 513 Octavia St., 899-7323 -- The group discusses Naolo Hopkinson's Midnight Robber. 10:30 a.m Saturday. SPOKEN WORD. Ebony Square, 4215 Magazine St. -- The center hosts a weekly spoken-word, music and open-mic event. Tickets $7 general admission, $5 students. 11 p.m. Friday. TAO POETRY. Neutral Ground Coffeehouse, 5110 Danneel St., 891-3381; www.neutralground. org -- The coffeehouse hosts a weekly poetry reading. 9 p.m. Wednesday. UNIVERSES. Craige Cultural OCHSNER STAR PROGRAM . The Leah Chase Jazz-laden love songs to the up-tempo hospital accepts applications for a free high school science program featuring hands-on research in a laboratory with medical scientists. Call 842-5321, visit www.ochsner.org/star or email email@example.com for details. Application deadline is Monday. based nonprofit seeks Hurricane Katrina-damaged homes (50 percent or more) to be rebuilt. Call 942-0444, ext. 244 for details. PROJECT HOMECOMING . The faith- MARCH 10 CALL FOR VOLUNTEERS AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY. Street Book Shop, 7523 Maple St., 866-4916; www.maplestreetbookshop.com -- The author discusses How to Grow a School Garden: A Complete Guide for Parents and Teachers. 6 p.m. Saturday. BARNES & NOBLE JR . Barnes & Noble Booksellers, 3721 Veterans Memorial Blvd., Metairie, 455-5135 -- The bookstore hosts regular free reading events for kids. Call for schedule information. CHRISTIE INDEST. St. Tammany Parish Library, Folsom Branch, 82393 Railroad Ave., Folsom, (985) 796-9728 -- The author signs and discusses Aletheia Irene. 1 p.m. Friday. COOKBOOKS & COCKTAILS SERIES. Kitchen Witch Cookbooks Shop, 631 Toulouse St., 528-8382 -- The group meets weekly to discuss classic New Orleans cookbooks. 4:30 p.m. to 6:30 p.m. Friday. DINKY TAO POETRY. Molly's at Adults: $8 / Children 5-12: $3 Children 4 & Under = FREE Mint Juleps and other refreshments available for purchase For more information call Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > marcH 08 > 2011 (504) 483-9488 American Cancer Society, 2605 River Road, Westwego, 833-4024 or (800) ACS-2345; www.cancer. org -- The American Cancer Society needs volunteers for upcoming events and to facilitate patient service programs. Opportunities are available with Relay for Life, Look Good ... Feel Better, Hope Lodge, Man to Man, Road to Recovery, Hope Gala and more. Call for information. BIG BROTHERS BIG SISTERS VOLUNTEERS. Big Brothers Big volunteers to work one day a week for the Louisiana National Guard Museum. Volunteers prepare military aircraft, vehicles and equipment for display. Call David at 837-0175 or email daveharrell@ yahoo.com for details. JEFFERSON COMMUNITY SCHOOL . JACKSON BARRACKS MUSEUM VOLUNTEERS. The museum seeks Sisters of Southeast Louisiana, 2626 Canal St., Suite 203, 3097304 or (877) 500-7304; www. bbbssela.org -- Big Brothers Big Sisters of Southeast Louisiana needs volunteers to serve as mentors. A volunteer meets two to three times a month with his or her Little Brother or Sister. You can play games, watch movies, bake cookies, play sports or plan any other outings you both would enjoy. Call for information. The charter school that educates at-risk middle school students who have been expelled from Jefferson's public schools seeks adult mentors for its students. Call 836-0808 for details. LOUISIANA SPCA VOLUNTEERS. nization seeks volunteer Court Appointed Special Advocates to represent abused and neglected children in New Orleans. Thorough training and support is provided. Call Mike Madej at 5221962 ext. 213 or email mmadej@ casaneworleans.org for details. nonprofit seeks volunteers to contribute to the development of the foundation. Call 821-5009 or email email@example.com for details. FRENCH QUARTER FESTIVAL. EDGAR DEGAS FOUNDATION . The CASA NEW ORLEANS. The orga- Dorothy Dorsett Brown LA/SPCA Campus, 1700 Mardi Gras Blvd., Algiers, 368-5191; www.la-spca. org -- The Louisiana SPCA seeks volunteers to work with the animals and help with special events, education and more. Volunteers must be at least 12 years old and complete a volunteer orientation to work directly with animals. Call or email Dionne Simoneaux at firstname.lastname@example.com. MEAL DELIVERY VOLUNTEERS. Jefferson Council on Aging seeks volunteers to deliver meals to homebound adults. Gas/mileage expenses will be reimbursed. Call Gail at 888-5880 for details. SENIOR COMPANION VOLUNTEERS. the Market, 1107 Decatur St., 5255169; www.mollysatthemarket. net -- The bar hosts a free weekly poetry reading with open mic. 9 p.m. Tuesday. EMILIE GRIFFIN . The Catholic Book Store, 3003 S. Carrolton Ave., 8617504 -- The author signs and discusses Small Surrenders: A Lenten Journey. 11 a.m. Saturday. FAIR GRINDS POETRY EVENT. Fair Center, 1800 Newton St., Algiers -- The center hosts a weekly spoken-word, music and open-mic event. Tickets $5. 8 p.m. Sunday. Grinds Coffeehouse, 3133 Ponce de Leon Ave., 913-9073; www.fairgrinds.com -- Jenna Mae hosts poets and spoken-word readers on the second, fourth and fifth Sunday of each month. 8 p.m. CALL FOR WRITERS between 500 to 1,000 words in any literary genre that contain the words believe, relic, buzz, Shakeweight, barrel, Jameson, Kilwilkie, balls, bult and banks. The winner receives a keg of Guinness. Call 251-6620 for details. Submission deadline is March 11. For complete listings, visit www.bestofneworleans.com. FINN MCCOOL'S SHORT STORY CONTEST. The bar seeks pieces LOCAL WRITERS' GROUP. Barnes & 64 New Orleans Council on Aging, Annex Conference Room, 2475 Canal St., 821-4121; www.nocoa.org -- The council seeks volunteers to assist with personal and other Noble Booksellers, 3721 Veterans Memorial Blvd., Metairie, 455-5135 -- The weekly group discusses and critiques fellow members' writing. All genres welcome. 7:30 p.m. Monday. 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Inexpensive RESERVATIONS Not accepted five 5 IN Five Great Slices of Pecan Pie WHAT WORKS Reliably big, abundant crawfish COULIS 3625 PRYTANIA ST., 304-4265 WHAT DOESN'T Though well cooked, the fried seafood lacks excitement Look for grab-and-go pecan pie squares by the register. CHECK, PLEASE CAMELLIA GRILL A boiled seafood specialist with a family connection 626 S. CARROLLTON AVE., 309-2679; 540 CHARTRES ST., 522-1800 www.camelliagrill.net Slices warmed on the griddle get a little extra flavor. Room in the Pot BY IAN MCNULTY A WEST BANK FAMILY KEEPS THE CRAWFISH COMING. 've grown accustomed to traveling a bit to satisfy a strong crawfish craving. After all, when pickings are slim in New Orleans, even a short trip to restaurants in surrounding parishes usually pays off. The closer you get to the source, it seems, the bigger, better and more reliable the crawfish become. Lately, though, I've been getting my fix closer to home, just across the Harvey Canal in fact, thanks to the network of seafood specialists strung along the Westbank Expressway. Sam Perino is the man behind two of them -- Perino's Seafood & Deli, a market and take-out joint he's run for more than 30 years in Marrero, and Perino's Boiling Pot, a full-service restaurant in Harvey that his family opened in 2000. Volume is a big factor in the crawfish game, and a restaurant that shares DNA with a busy seafood market seems to have a hereditary advantage. Sam's daughter Vicky Perino says the family restaurant gets the cream of the crop from the market supply, and they've certainly looked and tasted that way, even early in a season hamstrung by a dry autumn and a cold winter, which always inhibit crawfish growth. Picking through a platter here a few weeks before Mardi Gras turned up a good mix of mid-sized and outright large specimens, all run through with a moderately spicy, lemony boil mix. A few links of boiled sausage, brick-red and seething with spice, and a few ears of corn ignited the whole feast, while bland boiled potatoes functioned primarily as a sop to the heat from the other items. Sam Perino and Jenny Brignac serve trays of boiled crawfish at Perino's. PHOTO BY CHERYL GERBER MAT & NADDIE'S RESTAURANT 937 LEONIDAS ST., 861-9600 www.matandnaddies.com Try a spicy hybrid of pecan and sweet potato pies. I Perino's menu is short and straightforward, offering the usual seafood joint options. The seafood gumbo is first rate, and an artichoke arrived so overstuffed with garlicky, herb-laced, Parmesan-dusted dressing it took substantial digging just to find the 'choke itself. Crawfish boudin oozes from its casing with whole tails and plenty of spice but mushy rice. It's best spread on crackers. When the main act here isn't boiled it's fried. The batter is uniform, forming a light, mildly seasoned shell-on shrimp, catfish and alligator alike. Sweet, fry-crusted crab claws are worth a try, and at least two dozen of them are generously piled over a tangle of curly fries. No one seems to eat at Perino's alone, and the restaurant is designed to serve large groups quickly with long tables, stackable seafood trays and reusable picnic-style plastic plates that might bear the knife marks of earlier meals. Appropriately, the Boiling Pot takes more care with its beer service. Frozen plastic batons are stuck in oversized glass pitchers like icy drink stirrers and they keep the brew cold until it's poured into frozen mugs. 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Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ GAMBIT > BESTOFNEWORLEANS.COM > MARCH 08 > 2011 AMERICAN rahan, 287-4581; www.fathengrill.com -- Fat Hen serves barbecue, burgers and breakfast. Pit-cooked barbecue options include St. Louis-style spare ribs. There is a full bar. Reservations accepted. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ FAT HEN GRILL -- 1821 Hickory Ave., Ha- Northshore smokehouse. No reservations. Lunch Mon.-Sat., dinner Tue.-Sat. Credit cards. $ WALKER'S BAR-B-QUE -- 10828 Hayne Now open 7 days a week in Mandeville LUNCH : Mon - Fri 11-2pm DiNNER: Mon -Thu 5-930pm Fri & Sat 5-10pm � Sun 1130a - 930p 600 N. Causeway, Mandeville 2100 N. Morrison, Hammond Blvd., 281-8227; www.cochondelaitpoboys.com -- The makers of the Jazz Fest cochon de lait po-boy serve pork, ribs, chicken and more. No reservations. Lunch Tue.-Fri., dinner Saturday. Cash only. $ Voodoo Burger, muffuletta and Cuban po-boy. No reservations. Breakfast and lunch Fri.-Wed., dinner Mon.Wed., Fri.-Sat. Credit cards. $$ LAKEVIEW BREW COFFEE CAFE -- 5606 COFFEE/DESSERT ANTOINE'S ANNEX -- 513 Royal St., 581- BAR & GRILL toulas St., 558-0900 -- Dino's kitchen serves burgers, chicken tenders, salads and wraps. No reservations. Lunch, dinner and latenight daily. Credit cards and checks. $ DINO'S BAR & GRILL -- 1128 Tchoupi- Canal Blvd., 483-7001 -- This casual cafe offers gourmet coffees, pastries and desserts, plus a menu of specialty sandwiches and salads. No reservations. Breakfast and lunch daily, dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $ 4422; www.antoines.com -- The Annex is a coffee shop serving pastries, sandwiches, soups, salads and gelato. No reservations. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $ BEN 'N JERRY'S -- 3500 Veterans Memo- 985/626-4476 985/345-6789 BREWPUB CRESCENT CITY BREWHOUSE -- 527 Decatur St., 522-0571; www.crescentcitybrewhouse.com -- Live jazz and German-style beers complement creative cooking at this brewpub. Starters include Brewhouse hot wings, baked oysters and fried calamari with spicy marinara. Reservations recommended. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ PARKVIEW CAFE AT CITY PARK -- City Park, 1 Palm Drive, 483-9474 -- The cafe serves gourmet coffee, sandwiches, salads and ice cream till early evening. No reservations. Lunch and early dinner daily. Credit cards. $ PRAVDA -- 1113 Decatur St., 581-1112; www.pravdaofnola.com -- Pravda is known for its selection of absinthes, and the kitchen offers pierogies, beef empanadas, curry shrimp salad and more. No reservations. Dinner Tue.-Sat. 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Credit cards. $$$ FEAST NEW ORLEANS -- 200 Julia piled high with cold cuts, salads, hot sandwiches, soups and lunch specials are available at the deli counter. The Cedric features chicken breast, spinach, Swiss, tomatoes and red onions on seven-grain bread. No reservations. Lunch daily. Credit cards. $ DINER DAISY DUKES -- 121 Chartres St., 5615171; www.daisydukesrestaurant. com -- Daisy Dukes is known for its seafood omelet and serves a wide variety of Cajun spiced Louisiana favorites, burgers, po-boys and seafood, including boiled crawfish and oysters on the halfshell. Breakfast is served all day. No reservations. Open 24 hours daily. Credit cards. $$ SANTA FE -- 3201 Esplanade Ave., 948-0077 -- This casual cafe serves creative takes on Southwestern cuisine. Fried green tomatoes are topped with grilled jumbo shrimp and roasted chili remoulade and capers. Outdoor seating is available. Reservations accepted. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ PHOTO BY CHerYl GerBer 1188; www.nachomamasmexicangrill.com -- These taquerias serve Mexican favorites such as portobello mushroom fajitas and chile rellenos. There are happy hour margaritas on weekdays and daily drink specials. No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ MUSIC AND FOOD GAZEBO CAFE -- 1018 Decatur St., THE GREEN GODDESS -- 307 Exchange Alley, 301-3347; www. greengoddessnola.com -- At lunch, Big Cactus Chilaquiles feature poached eggs on homemade tortillas with salsa verde, queso fresca and nopalitos. No reservations. Lunch daily, dinner Thu.-Sun. Credit cards. $$ 8132 Hampson St., 301-9061; www. one-sl.com -- Chef Scott Snodgrass prepares refined dishes like char-grilled oysters topped with Roquefort cheese and a red wine vinaigrette. Reservations recommended. Lunch Tue.-Fri., dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $$ ONE RESTAURANT & LOUNGE -- STEVE'S DINER -- 201 St. Charles Ave., 522-8198 -- Located in the Place St. Charles food court, Steve's serves hot breakfasts until 10 a.m. Lunch features sandwiches, salads and hot plate lunches such as fried catfish and baked chicken Parmesan. No reservations. Breakfast and lunch Mon.-Fri. Credit cards. $ Elizabeth's is a comfortable neighborhood cafe in Bywater (601 Gallier St., 944-9272; www.elizabeths-restaurant.com). recommended. Lunch and dinner Tue.-Sun. Credit cards. $$ range of Japanese cuisine, with specialties from the sushi or hibachi menus, chicken, beef or seafood teriyaki, and tempura. Reservations accepted. Lunch Sun.-Fri., dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ 309-3570 -- Chef Michelle Matlock offers contemporary Louisiana cooking. Chambord duckling is served with cherry vinaigrette. Seared foie gras is complemented by vanilla parsnip puree. Reservations recommended. Lunch Tue.Fri., dinner Tue.-Sun., brunch Sun. Credit cards. $$$ toulas St., 525-4790 -- Tommy's Wine Bar offers cheese and charcuterie plates as well as a menu of appetizers and salads from the neighboring kitchen of Tommy's Cuisine. No reservations. Lite dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ TOMMY'S WINE BAR -- 752 TchoupiREDEMPTION -- 3835 Iberville St., FRENCH 895-0900; www.flamingtorchnola.com -- Enjoy classic French dishes from escargot in garlic butter to veal liver or steak au poivre. Other dishes include roasted duck and New Orleans-style barbecue shrimp. Reservations accepted. Lunch Mon.-Fri., dinner daily, brunch Sat.-Sun. Credit cards. $$ FLAMING TORCH -- 737 Octavia St., ITALIAN 529-2154; www.cafegiovanni.com -- Chef Duke LoCicero serves inventive Italian cuisine and Italian accented contemporary Louisiana cooking. Shrimp Dukie features Louisiana shrimp and a duck breast marinated in Cajun spices served with tasso-mushroom sauce. Belli Baci is the restaurant's cocktail lounge. Reservations accepted. Dinner daily. Credit cards. $$$ RICCOBONO'S PEPPERMILL RESTAURANT -- 3524 Severn Ave., Metairie, CAFE GIOVANNI -- 117 Decatur St., CREOLE Louis St., 581-4422; www.antoines. com -- The city's oldest restaurant offers signature dishes including oysters Rockefeller, crawfish Cardinal and baked Alaska. Reservations recommended. Lunch and dinner Mon-Sat., brunch Sun. Credit cards. $$$ 525-1486; www.gumboshop.com -- Gumbo and New Orleans classics such as crawfish etouffee dominate the menu. Their spicy flavors meld into a dish that represents the city's best and redefines comfort food. No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $ LE CITRON BISTRO -- 1539 Religious GUMBO SHOP -- 640 St. Peter St., ANTOINE'S RESTAURANT -- 713 St. MARTINIQUE BISTRO -- 5908 Magazine St., 891-8495; www.martiniquebistro.com -- This French bistro has both a cozy dining room and a pretty courtyard. Try dishes such as Steen's-cured duck breast with satsuma and ginger demi-glace and stone-ground goat cheese grits. Reservations recommended. Lunch Fri., dinner Tue.-Sun., brunch Sat.-Sun. Credit cards. $$$ ROCK-N-SAKE -- 823 Fulton St., 5817253; www.rocknsake.com -- Rockn-Sake serves traditional Japanese cuisine with some creative twists. There's a wide selection of sushi, sashimi and rolls or spicy gyoza soup, pan-fried soba noodles with chicken or seafood and teriyaki dishes. Reservations accepted for large parties. Lunch Fri., dinner Tue.-Sun. Credit cards. $$ HOUSE OF BLUES -- 225 Decatur St., 310-4999; www.hob.com/neworleans -- Try the pan-seared Voodoo Shrimp with rosemary cornbread. The buffet-style gospel brunch features local and regional groups. Reservations accepted. Lunch and dinner Mon.-Sat., brunch Sun. Credit cards. $$ THE MARKET CAFE -- 1000 Decatur 525-8899; www.gazebocafenola. com -- The Gazebo features a mix of Cajun and Creole dishes and ice cream daquiris. The New Orleans sampler rounds up jambalaya, red beans and rice and gumbo. Other options include salads, seafood poboys and burgers. No reservations. Lunch and early dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ GOURMET TO GO Chalmette, 262-0750; 605 Lapalco Blvd., Gretna, 433-0333; 2904 Severn Ave., Metairie, 885-5565; 9647 Jefferson Hwy., River Ridge, 737-8146; www.breauxmart.com -- Breaux Mart prides itself on its "Deli to Geaux" as well as weekday specials. No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $ BREAUX MART -- 315 E. Judge Perez, Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > marcH 08 > 2011 455-2266 -- This Italian-style eatery serves New Orleans favorites like stuffed crabs with jumbo lump crabmeat with spaghetti bordelaise and trout meuniere with brabant potatoes. No reservations. Breakfast and lunch daily, dinner Wed.-Sun. Credit cards. $$ LOUISIANA CONTEMPORARY 0972; www.thebombayclub.com -- Mull the menu at this French Quarter hideaway while sipping a well made martini. The duck duet pairs confit leg with pepper-seared breast with black currant reduction. Reservations recommended. Dinner daily, late-night Fri.-Sat. Credit cards. $$$ BOUCHE -- 840 Tchoupitoulas St., BOMBAY CLUB -- 830 Conti St., 586- MEDITERRANEAN/ MIDDLE EASTERN ATTIKI BAR & GRILL -- 230 Decatur St., 587-3756; www.attikineworleans.com -- Attiki features a range of Mediterranean cuisine including entrees of beef kebabs and chicken shawarma. Reservations recommended. Lunch, dinner and latenight daily. Credit cards. $$ St., 566-9051; www.le-citronbistro. com -- Located in a historic building, the quaint bistro serves starters like chicken and andouille gumbo and fried frogs legs. Entrees include choices like fried chicken, Gulf fish and burgers. Reservations accepted. Dinner Wed.-Sat., brunch Sun. Credit cards. $$ TONY MANDINA'S RESTAURANT -- 1915 Pratt St., Gretna, 362-2010; INDIAN JULIE'S LITTLE INDIA KITCHEN AT SCHIRO'S -- 2483 Royal St., 944- MONTREL'S BISTRO -- 1000 N. Peters St., 524-4747 -- This casual restaurant serves Creole favorites. The menu includes crawfish etouffee, boiled crawfish, red beans and rice and bread pudding for dessert. Outdoor seating is adjacent to Dutch Alley and the French Market. Reservations accepted. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ NIRVANA INDIAN CUISINE -- 4308 6666; www.schiroscafe.com -- The cafe offers homemade Indian dishes prepared with freshly ground herbs and spices. Selections include chicken, lamb or shrimp curry or vegetarian saag paneer. Schiro's also serves New Orleans cuisine. Reservations accepted. Lunch and dinner Mon.-Sat., brunch Sat.-Sun. Credit cards. $ www.tonymandinas.com -- Tony Mandina's serves Italian and Creole cuisine. Dishes include pasta, veal parmigiana, veal Bordelasie and specialties like shrimp Mandina and battered eggplant topped with shrimp and crabmeat in cream sauce. Reservations accepted. Lunch Tue.-Fri., dinner Fri.-Sat. Credit cards. $$ SNUG HARBOR JAZZ BISTRO -- 626 Frenchmen St., 949-0696; www. snugjazz.com -- Traditional Creole and Cajun fare pepper the menu along with newer creations such as the fish Marigny, topped with Gulf shrimp in a Creole cream sauce. Reservations recommended. Lunch Mon.-Fri., dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ St., 527-5000; www.marketcafenola.com -- Dine indoors or out on seafood either fried for platters or po-boys or highlighted in dishes such as crawfish pie, crawfish etouffee or shrimp Creole. Sandwich options include muffulettas, Philly steaks on po-boy bread and gyros in pita bread. No reservations. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ JAPANESE 3644 -- Kyoto's sushi chefs prepare rolls, sashimi and salads. "Box" sushi is a favorite, with more than 25 rolls. Reservations recommended for parties of six or more. Lunch and dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $$ KYOTO -- 4920 Prytania St., 891- DELI tairie, 888-2010; www.koshercajun. com -- This New York-style deli specializes in sandwiches, including corned beef and pastrami that come straight from the Bronx. No reservations. Lunch Sun.-Thu., dinner Mon.-Thu. Credit cards. $ KOSHER CAJUN NEW YORK DELI & GROCERY -- 3519 Severn Ave., Me- TAJ MAHAL INDIAN CUISINE -- 923- Magazine St., 894-9797 -- Serving mostly northern Indian cuisine, the restaurant's extensive menu ranges from chicken to vegetable dishes. Reservations accepted for five or more. Lunch and dinner Tue.-Sun. Credit cards. $$ MARTIN WINE CELLAR -- 714 Elmeer Ave., Metairie , 896-7350; www. martinwine.com -- Sandwiches C Metairie Road, Metairie, 836-6859 -- The traditional menu features lamb, chicken and seafood served in a variety of ways, including curries and tandoori. Vegetarian options are available. Reservations MIKIMOTO -- 3301 S. Carrollton Ave., 488-1881; www.mikimotosushi.com -- Sushi choices include new and old favorites, both raw and cooked. The South Carrollton roll includes tuna tataki, avocado and snow crab. Reservations accepted for large parties. Lunch Sun.-Fri., dinner daily. Delivery available. Credit cards. $$ STEAKHOUSE -- 1403 St. Charles Ave., 410-9997; www.japanesebistro.com -- Miyako offers a full MIYAKO JAPANESE SEAFOOD & MILA -- 817 Common St., 412-2580; www.milaneworleans.com -- MiLA takes a fresh approach to Southern and New Orleans cooking, focusing on local produce and refined techniques. Try New Orleans barbecue lobster with lemon confit and fresh thyme. Reservations recommended. Lunch Mon.Fri. dinner Mon.-Sat. $$$ RALPH'S ON THE PARK -- 900 City 267-7485; www.bouchenola.com -- This wine bar and restaurant serves creative dishes like tasso truffle mac and cheese with three cheeses and Mornay sauce, baby spinach salad with Maytag blue cheese and bacon lardons, and crispy duck breast with Grand Marnier sweet potatoes and vanilla-balsamic extract. Reservations accepted. Dinner Mon.-Sat., latenight Fri.-Sat. Credit cards. $$ PYRAMIDS CAFE -- 3151 Calhoun St., 861-9602 -- Diners will find authentic, healthy and fresh Mediterranean cuisine featuring such favorites as sharwarma prepared on a rotisserie. No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ NEIGHBORHOOD ville St., 488-6582; www.katiesinmidcity.com -- Favorites at this Mid-City restaurant include the Cajun Cuban with roasted pork, grilled ham, cheese and pickles pressed on buttered bread. The Boudreaux pizza is topped with cochon de lait, spinach, red onions, roasted garlic, scallions and olive oil. There also are salads, burgers and Italian dishes. Reservations accepted. Lunch daily, Dinner Tue.Sat., brunch Sun. Credit cards. $$ KOZ'S -- 515 Harrison Ave., 4840841; 6215 Wilson St., Harahan, 7373933; www.kozcooks.com -- Louisiana favorites such as seafood platters, muffulettas and more than 15 types of po-boys, ranging from hot sausage to cheeseburger, are available at Koz's. The Will's Chamber of Horrors sandwich features roast beef, ham, turkey, Swiss and American cheese, Italian dressing and hot mustard. . No reservations. Lunch and dinner Mon.Sat. Credit cards. $ RAJUN CAJUN CAFE -- 5209 W. KATIE'S RESTAURANT -- 3701 Iber- MEXICAN & SOUTHWESTERN COUNTRY FLAME -- 620 Iberville St., JUAN'S FLYING BURRITO -- 2018 522-1138 -- Country Flame serves a mix of popular Mexican and Cuban dishes. Come in for fajitas, pressed Cuban sandwiches made with hickory-smoked pork and char-broiled steaks or pork chops. Reservations accepted. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $ Magazine St., 569-0000; 4724 S.Carrollton Ave. 486-9950; www. juansflyingburrito.com -- This wallet-friendly restaurant offers new takes on Mexican-inspired cooking. It's known for its mealand-a-half-size signature burritos. No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $ Park Ave., 488-1000; www.ralphsonthepark.com -- Popular dishes include baked oysters Ralph, turtle soup and the Niman Ranch New York strip. There also are brunch specials. Reservations recommended. Lunch Fri., dinner daily, brunch Sun. Credit cards. $$$ NACHO MAMA'S MEXICAN GRILL -- 3242 Magazine St., 899-0031; 1000 S. 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Lunch Mon.-Fri., dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $$ Peacemaker, which is filled with fried oysters, bacon and cheddar cheese. There are daily lunch specials as well. No reservations. Lunch and dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $ PARKWAY BAKERY AND TAVERN -- 538 N. Hagen Ave., 482-3047 -- Sun. Credit cards. $ STEAKHOUSE RUTH'S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE -- PIZZA MARKS TWAIN'S PIZZA LANDING -- 2035 Metairie Road, Metairie, Contest Send your favorite pet photos to email@example.com for the chance to have yourpet published in the March 22nd pet issue. tom 832-8032; www.marktwainspizza.com -- Disembark at Mark Twain's for salads, po-boys and pies like the Italian pizza with salami, tomato, artichoke, sausage and basil. No reservations. Lunch Tue.-Sat., dinner Tue.-Sun. Credit cards. $ NONNA MIA CAFE & PIZZERIA -- 3125 Esplanade Ave., 948-1717 TRACEY'S -- 2604 Magazine St., Parkway serves juicy roast beef po-boys, hot sausage po-boys, fried seafood and more. No reservations. Kitchen open from 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Wed.-Mon. Credit cards. $ 899-2054; www.traceysnola.com -- The roast beef po-boy dripping with garlicky gravy is the highlight of a menu transplanted from the former Parasol's to this Uptown bar. Other options include fried seafood and bar noshing items. No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily. Cash only. $ Harrah's Hotel, 525 Fulton St., 587-7099; 3633 Veterans Memorial Blvd., Metairie, 888-3600; www.ruthschris.com -- Ruth's top-quality steaks are broiled in 1,800-degree ovens and arrive at the table sizzling. Reservations recommended. Lunch Fri., dinner daily. Credit cards. $$$ TAPAS/SPANISH MIMI'S IN THE MARIGNY -- Finn/ Sasu Deadline for entries: March 14 Email all digital photos of your pet to email@example.com by Monday, March 14 or drop off a print at 3923 Bienville St., New Orleans, LA (photos will not be returned), Attention: Pet Photo Contest. Digital photos should be high-resolution, 300 dpi, but should not exceed 5MB. By sending your photo, you agree to have it posted on bestofneworleans.com and Gambit Communications reserves the right to reuse photo in future issues or for marketing purposes.Photos may be adjusted to accommodate print and color availability. Guidelines and Photo Protocol hamster REGINELLI'S -- 741 State St., 8991414; 817 W. Esplanade Ave., Kenner, 712-6868; 874 Harrison Ave., 488-0133; 3244 Magazine St. 8957272; 5608 Citrus Blvd., Harahan, 818-0111; www.reginellis.com -- This New Orleans original offers a range of pizzas, sandwiches and salads. No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $ R&O'S RESTAURANT -- 216 Old -- Nonna Mia uses homemade dough for pizza served by the slice or whole pie and offers salads, pasta dishes and panini. Gourmet pies are topped with ingredients like pancetta, roasted eggplant, portobello mushrooms and prosciutto. Reservations accepted. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $ SEAFOOD Convention Center Blvd., 5208530; www.grandislerestaurant. com -- Grand Isle offers seafood options from raw oysters to lobster St. Malo with combines Maine lobster, shrimp and mussels in seafood broth. Baked Gulf fish are served with compound chili butter, potatoes and a vegetable. Reservations accepted. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ JACK DEMPSEY'S -- 738 Poland Ave., 943-9914 -- The Jack Dempsey seafood platter serves a training-table feast of gumbo, shrimp, oysters, catfish, redfish and crawfish pies, plus two side items. Other dishes include broiled redfish and fried softshell crab. No reservations. Lunch Tue.-Sat. and dinner Wed.-Sat. Credit cards. $$ LA COTE BRASSERIE -- 700 Tchoupitoulas St., 613-2350; www.lacotebrasserie.com -- This stylish restaurant in the Renaissance New Orleans Arts Hotel serves an array of raw and cooked seafood. Tabasco and Steen's Cane Syrup glazed salmon is served with shrimp mirliton ragout. Reservations recommended. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, brunch Sun. Credit cards. $$$ RED FISH GRILL -- 115 Bourbon St., GRAND ISLE RESTAURANT -- 575 2601 Royal St., 872-9868 -- The decadant Mushroom Manchego Toast is a favorite here. Or enjoy hot and cold tapas dishes ranging from grilled marinated artichokes to calamari. Reservations accepted for large parties. Dinner and late-night Tue.-Sun. Credit cards. $ VEGA TAPAS CAFE -- 2051 Metarie Road, 836-2007; www.vegatapascafe.com -- Vega's mix of hot and cold tapas dishes includes a salad of lump crabmeat on arugula with blood orange vinaigrette, seared tuna with avocado and tomato relish, braised pork empanadillos, steamed mussels and shrimp with tomatoes and garlic in caper-basil cream. Reservations accepted. Dinner Mon.Sat. Credit cards. $$$ cat Classifieds Find Your Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > marcH 08 > 2011 Happy Place in print & online in SLICE PIZZERIA -- 1513 St. Charles Ave., 525-7437; 5538 Magazine St., 897-4800 -- Neapolitan-style pizza rules, but you can buy pizza by the slice and add or subtract toppings as you choose. There are also a full coffee bar, Italian sodas and organic teas. No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $ THEO'S NEIGHBORHOOD PIZZA -- Hammond Hwy., 831-1248 -- R&O's offers a mix of pizza and Creole and Italian seafood dishes. There's everything from seafood gumbo and stuffed artichokes to po-boys and muffulettas. Reservations accepted. Lunch daily, dinner Wed.-Sun. Credit cards. $ VIETNAMESE AUGUST MOON -- 3635 Prytania DOSON NOODLE HOUSE -- 135 St., 899-5129; www.moonnola. com -- August Moon serves a mix of Vietnamese and Chinese cuisine. There are spring rolls and pho soup as well as many popular Chinese dishes and vegetarian options. Delivery available. No reservations. Lunch Mon.-Fri., dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $ Classifieds Rentals Real Estate Jobs Services Autos Mind, Body, Spirit Events Specials & More email@example.com 504-483-3100 www.bestofneworleans.com WIT'S INN -- 141 N. Carrollton Ave., 486-1600 -- This Mid-City bar and restaurant features pizzas, calzones, toasted subs, salads and appetizers for snacking. No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $ 4218 Magazine St., 894-8554; 4024 Canal St., 302-1133; www.theospizza.com -- There is a wide variety of specialty pies or build your own from the selection of more than two-dozen toppings. Also serving salads and sandwiches. No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $ VILLAGE INN -- 9201 Jefferson 598-1200; www.redfishgrill.com -- Seafood creations by executive chef Brian Katz dominate a menu peppered with favorites like hickory-grilled redfish, pecan-crusted catfish, alligator sausage and seafood gumbo. Reservations accepted. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ PHO HOA RESTAURANT -- 1308 N. Carrollton Ave., 309-7283 -- Noodles abound at this Mid-City eatery, which excels at vinegary chicken salad over shredded cabbage, as well as bowls of steaming pho. Vegetable-laden wonton soup and thick spring rolls make a refreshing, satisfying meal. No reservations. Lunch and dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards and checks. $$ Manhattan Blvd., 302-2094 -- Pho Hoa serves staple Vietnamese dishes including beef broth soups, vermicelli bowls, rice dishes and banh mi sandwiches. Bo kho is a popular beef stew. Appetizers include fried egg rols, crab rangoons and rice paper spring rolls. No reservations. Breakfast, lunch and early dinner daily. Credit cards. $ SANDWICHES & PO-BOYS MAGAZINE PO-BOY SHOP -- 2368 Hwy., 737-4610 -- Check into Village Inn for seasonal boiled seafood or raw oysters. Other options include fried seafood platters, po-boys, pasta and pizza. Reservations accepted. Lunch and dinner Tue.-Sat. Credit cards. $$ Magazine St., 522-3107 -- Choose from a long list of po-boys filled with everything from fried seafood to corned beef to hot sausage to veal. There are breakfast burritos in the morning and daily lunch specials. No reservations. Breakfast and lunch Mon.-Sat. Cash only. $ MAHONY'S PO-BOY SHOP -- 3454 SOUL FOOD BIG MOMMA'S CHICKEN AND WAFFLES -- 5741 Crowder Blvd., Magazine St., 899-3374; www. mahonyspoboys.com -- Mahoney's serves traditional favorites and original po-boys like the 241-2548; www.bigmommaschickenandwaffles.com -- Big Mamma's serves hearty combinations like the six-piece which includes a waffle and six fried wings served crispy or dipped in sauce. Breakfast is served all day. All items are cooked to order. No reservations. Breakfast Sat.-Sun., Lunch daily, dinner PHO TAU BAY RESTAURANT -- 113 Westbank Expwy., Suite C, Gretna, 368-9846 -- You'll find classic Vietnamese beef broth and noodle soups, vermicelli dishes, seafood soups, shrimp spring rolls with peanut sauce and more. No reservations. Breakfast, lunch and dinner Mon.-Wed. & Fri.-Sat. Credit cards. $ PHO NOLA -- 3320 Transcontinental Drive, Metairie, 941-7690; www.pho-nola.com -- Pho NOLA serves spring rolls and egg rolls, noodle soups, rice and vermicelli dishes and po-boys. Beverages include boba teas, milk teas, coffee drinks and smoothies. No reservations. Lunch Tue.-Sun., dinner Tue.-Sat. Credit cards. $ 70 CASCADE STABLES IS NOW OFFERING A NOLA MARKETPLACE In Home Personal Training "Where we bring the gym to you" YOUR GUIDE TO: MERCHANDISE � SERVICES � EVENTS ANNOUNCEMENTS � AND MORE Come Visit Us At Our New Location! 2101 MAGAZINE STREET WE BEAT ALL COMPETITORS! AROUND AUDUBON PARK! Rides will be held Fri, Sat, & Sun on the hour from 1:00pm-4:00pm Please call (504) 891-2246 for Reservations! Age 8 and up GET IN SHAPE FOR SPRING BREAK! Call us today for your free consultation INDIVIDUALS � GROUPS COUPLES 11am to 7pm daily 504-899-0005 � KIDS NEW! FOR CHILDREN 4 TO ADULT Lessons by appointment only Tues - Sun, 9am-6pm The barn is closed on Mondays! LESSON PROGRAM 504-994-3822 � email@example.com trainertogonola.com www.upinsmokeneworleans.com tobacco � pipes Hookahs � Vaporizers $35 for a 30 min Private Lesson $30 for a 45 min Group Lesson IVANOV'S GYMNASTICS ACADEMY BEST SUMMER CAMP! May 31 - Aug 12 � Ages 3�15 y.o. � Before & After Care available Daily & Weekly Rates for all Gymnastics & Tumbling Classes � For all ages, 18 months - 20 years old Everyone is Welcome! A "Mini Lesson" is a one-on-one 20 minute private lesson offered for children ages 4&5 to learn the basics of horseback riding before moving up into half hour private lessons or 45 minute group lessons (Starting at age 6). REGISTRATION IS OPEN Saturday & Sunday Free Estimates on new equipment Ask about r22's still in stock Spring Tune-Up Special Best Birthday Party in Town!!!! $42.95 20 min for $25 All lessons are in the riding arena with an instructor 40+ yrs serving the Southshore now Serving the Northshore too! 3930 BARRON ST. � METAIRIE 889-9800 (CORNER OF VETERANS & CLEARY) � WWW.IVANOVSGYMNASTICS.COM 366-3535 � 456-2002 985-290-4471 FRIEND US ON FACEBOOK AND GET AN ADDITIONAL 10% OFF REPAIRS 3 TON 410 FREON REPLACEMENT SYSTEM 13 Seer CONTAINER TRASH REMOVAL Self-Contained & Stationary Compactors RENTALS � SALES � SERVICE Roll Off Containers 15,20,30, 40 Cu. Yds. Fully insured Construction Commercial Industrial Residential Maritime $3990 INSTALLED 10 year compressor Signs � Vehicle Graphics � Banners Signs � Vehicle Graphics � Banners Business Cards � T-Shirts & Much More Business Cards � T-Shirts & Much More 504-717-4469 firstname.lastname@example.com Superior Aire, Inc. 465-0688 12 months same as cash wac Locally owned and operated since 1969 � Reliable Service Is What We Deliver FREE QUOTES � SAME DAY SERVICE � NO DELIVERY FEE Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > marcH 08 > 2011 OVER 5 DECADES OF TAX EXPERTISE. ACCEPT NOTHING LESS. FAST SERVICE � NO JOB TOO SMALL �2010 HRB Tax Group, Inc. Phone: 1-800-hrblock � Visit our Website hrblock.com 504 885-8000 EMBROIDERYEMPIRENOLA.COM 7005 MAGNOLIA CT. SUITE H METAIRIE LA 70003 Embroidery, Screen Printing, Uniforms, Windows Signs, Vehicle Wrap, Magnetic Signs, Car Signs Banners, Aluminium Signs Se Habla Espa�ol CLEANING SERVICE Let me help you with your CRISTINA'S including cleaning needs Licensed & Bonded After Construction Cleaning Residential & Commercial 232-5554 or 831-0606 3 TON A/C CONDENSER & INSTALLED LAKEVIEW CLEANING SERVICE Residential � Commercial Susana Palma HOUSE HELPERS � Small JobS � RepaiRS � inStall � CaRpentRy � painting HARRY'S Insured & Priced-Right Light/General Housekeeping � Heavy Duty Cleaning Summer Cleaning � Supplies Provided AFTER CONSTRUCTION CLEANING LAWN CARE Pressure Washing � Small Odd Jobs Grass Cutting � Lawn Maintenance Basic Landscaping � Edging AFFORDABLE $ 5 YEAR WARRANTY EXP 4/1/2011 1299 Service Calls $ 50 And More! 504-250-0884 � & Bonded 504-286-5868 Fully Insured Locally owned & serving New Orleans area for 19 years Harry's Helpful Ace Hardware Uptown� 504-896-1500 Metairie � 504-896-1550 504-628-3685 firstname.lastname@example.com 49 GULF STATES AIR 464-1267 71 EMPLOYMENT CLASSIFIEDS EMPLOYMENT TEMPORARY FARM LABOR 483-3100 � Fax: 483-3153 3923 Bienville St. New Orleans, LA 70119 firstname.lastname@example.com CASH, CHECK OR MAJOR CREDIT CARD Mon.-Fri. 8:30 a.m.- 5:30 p.m. $$$HELP WANTED$$$ Earn Extra income assembling CD cases from Home! No Experience Necessary! CALL OUR LIVE OPERATORS NOW! 1-800-405-7619 ext. 2450 http:// www.easywork-greatpay.com Paid In Advance! Make $1000 a Week mailing brochures from home! Guaranteed Income! FREE Supplies! No experience required. Start Immediately! www.homemailerprogram.net Richmond Gin, Poplar Grove, AR, has 32 positions for cotton & grain. 3 mths experience required w/references; valid and clean DL; tools & equipment provided; housing and daily trans provided; trans & subsistence expenses reimb; $9.10hr; 3/4 work period guaranteed from 4/9/11 - 2/9/11. Apply for this job at the nearest State Workforce Agency with Job Order 219649. MODELING/ACTING PHONE ACTRESSES FROM HOME. BEST PAY OUTS, BUSY SYSTEM, BILINGUAL/SP A+. Weekends a must! Land Line / Good Voice 1-800-4037772. LIPSERVICE.NET MISCELLANEOUS WALK THRU MARDI GRAS Experience Mardi Gras first hand. Help lead horses through the excitement of the Mardi Gras parades. Salary plus tips. Lots of fun! Call 891-2246. RESTAURANT/HOTEL/BAR TEMPORARY FARM LABOR Online: When you place ad in The Gambit's Classifieds it also appears on our website, www.bestofneworleans.com Free Ads: Private party ads for merchandise for sale valued under $100 (price must be in ad) or ads for pets found/lost. No phone calls. Please fax or email. CAREER PREPARATION EARN $75 - $200 HOUR. Media Makeup Artist Training. Ads, TV, Film, Fashion. One week class. Stable job in weak economy. Details at http://www.AwardMakeUpSchool.com 310-364-0665 Schilling Brothers, Farwell, TX has 2 positions for grain & oilseed crops. 3 mths experience required w/references; valid and clean DL; tools & equipment provided; housing and daily trans provided; trans & subsistence expenses reimb; $9.78/hr; 3/4 work period guaranteed from 4/1/11 12/15/11. Apply for this job at the nearest State Workforce Agency with Job Order TX8135455. POSITIONS WANTED MEDICAL PRIVATE SITTER SEEKING WORK I am a Certified CNA+. Sit w/elderly, sick & children. Menus, tube feedings & sitz baths. If I may be of service please call Joni @ 427-1445. ENGINEERING INDUSTRIAL ENGINEER (Sugar Mill) Will estimate wear & tear on grinding components; adjust mill settings for appropriate grinding & design turn plates & roller scrapers; suggest modifications to existing equipment; maintain inventory or engineering equipment; coordinate general maintenance; supervise machining & welding procedures; supervise efficient operation of mill & implement changes to increase productivity; periodically inspect mechanical equipment; supervise safe operation of steam equipment; adjust components for efficiency, inspect, repair, & adjust all lubrication systems as well as coordinating scheduled stops. Bachelor's in industrial or mechanical engineering; five years progressively more responsible experience in all phases of operation of sugar mill; on call 24 hours a day during grinding season. Send resume to: Lafourche Sugars, LLC, P.O. Box 5531, Thibodaux, LA 70302. Job location: Thibodaux, LA. Must reefernce Job#10463 to be considered, Case Finder/ Outreach Coordinator Identify newly HIV-infected individuals; provide community education about program services; conduct case-finding activities that link into HIV primary care. Required: B.S. or higher in Health Ed. or MD; 2yrs exp. working w/ high risk women, children, networking w/ AIDS organizations & health facilities on HIV prevention; knowledge of multidisciplinary management of HIV. Must have driver's license & reliable vehicle w/insurance. Daily travel in New Orleans & surrounding parishes. Apply at www.chnola.org. VOLUNTEER Deadlines: � For all Line Ads - Thurs. @ 5 p.m. � For all Display Ads - Wed. @ 5 p.m. NOTE: Ad cancellations and charges for all display ads must be made by Wednesday at 5pm prior to the coming weeks insertion. Ad cancellations and changes for all line ads must be made by Thursday at noon prior to the coming weeks insertion. Please proof you first as insertion that appears for errors. The Gambit only takes responsibility for the first incorrect insertion. TEACHERS/INSTRUCTORS INSTRUCTIONAL COORDINATOR: Science Cluster. Mail res. to Pelican Educational Foundation, 5552 Read Blvd., New Orleans, LA 70127, Attn: Mr. Eski, Ref. to Ad#KY. Develop instr. content & coordin. educ. content w/ science teachers at 2 campuses in charter sch. syst. Conduct training programs for science teachers. Master's degr. + 3 yrs. exp., or Bach. degr. + 5 yrs. exp. Job in New Orleans. Offers Volunteer Opportunities. Make a difference in the lives of the terminally ill & their families. Services include: friendly visits to patients & their families, provide rest time to caretaker, bereavement & office assistance. School service hours avail. Call Volunteer Coordinator @ 504-818-2723 #3016 Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > marcH 08 > 2011 Real Estate Employment Special Rates BUY FARM LABOR TEMPORARY FARM LABOR Rhett Burns Farms, Benoit, MS, has 3 positions for grain & cotton. 3 mths experience required w/references; valid and clean DL; tools & equipment provided; housing and daily trans provided; trans & subsistence expenses reimb; $9.10hr; 3/4 work period guaranteed from 4/1/11 - 12/1/11. Apply for this job at the nearest State Workforce Agency with Job Order 29233. For Rent & Weekly Tails Simon is a 3-year-old, neutered, Retriever/Chow mix who is a shelter favorite. He walks nicely on a leash, enjoys tasty treats, brushing and will require TLC during his heartworm treatment. To meet Simon or any of the other wonderful pets at the LA/SPCA, come to 1700 Mardi Gras Blvd. (Algiers), 10-4, Mon.-Sat. & 12-4 Sun. or call 368-5191. SIMON 2 WEEKS GET 1 WEEK FREE Advertise in Excellence is our passion. Is it yours? WE ARE CURRENTLY RECRUITING FOR: � LAUNDRY MANAGER � PREVENTATIVE MAINTENANCE TEAM (2 positions): PMT Houseperson Preventative Maintenance Tech We offer an excellent benefits package, including: Competitive Salaries, Medical, Dental, Life Insurance, 401 (K), Paid Holidays, and much more! Applications accepted Monday - Friday, 9am �4pm 401 Natchez Alley, New Orleans, LA, 70130 Fax resume: (504) 596-4722 � Job line: (504) 596-4657 Phone: (504) 962-4925 � www.windsorcourthotel.com EOE, M/F/D/V Kennel #A12156000 market PLACE Gambit's weekly guide to Services, Events, Merchandise, Announcements, etc. for as little as $50 Johnell is a 1-year-old, neutered, orange & white tabby cat. He's very friendly, but a bit shy, so not too many people get to see his beautiful face and dazzling yellow eyes. To meet Johnell or any of the other wonderful pets at the LA/SPCA, come to 1700 Mardi Gras Blvd. (Algiers), 10-4, Mon.-Sat. & 12-4 Sun. or call 368-5191. To look for a lost pet come to the Louisiana SPCA, 1700 Mardi Gras Blvd. (Algiers), Mon-Sat. 9-5, Sun. 12-5 or call 368-5191 or visit www.la-spca.org. JOHNELL Kennel #A12212269 72 reaL esTaTe WAGGAMAN RIVER RIDGE GENTILLY FRENCH QUARTER SHOWCaSe NEW ORLEANS 55 Richelle Street 3BD/2BA Additional Large Lot $135,000 Prudential Gardner Kathy Hunter 985-688-5873 9012 Rosecrest Lane 1,420 sqft, lot 62x120 Newly renov 2 bdrm, 2 bth, original hw floors, appl. inclu. Covered carport and additional shed in bkyd. Great River Ridge nbrhd. $189K. Call (504) 915-3220 5542 Charlotte Dr. $99,500 Slab Ranch - 3 BR, 2 BA Partially renov + Guest Cottage 504-568-1359 CLASSIFIEDS Jennifer Shelnutt French Quarter Realty 388-9383 ONLY 4 UNITS LEFT. STARTING AT 93,500 FRENCH QUARTER CONDOS 929 Dumaine 931-35 Dauphine $769K 1850'S Creole cottage. Updated kit & ba, patio, ctyd w/pond. Back unit has 4 studio apts -7 apts total. $6600/mo rent income. 938 Royal St. A $237K Great location for this condo. Perfect for your weekend getaways! Quaint & comfortable. 1 br, great kit & bath. Paula Bowler � French Quarter Realty o:504-949-5400 � c:504-952-3131 � www.frenchquarterrealty.com REAL ESTATE GENTILLY LARGE 2 BR, 1 BA APT Newly renov, new appls, cen a/h, w/d, alarm, fncd yd, off st prkg, priv entrance, $875+util. 504-283-8450. METAIRIE REAL ESTATE FOR SALE REAL ESTATE FOR RENT CARROLLTON 8131 PLUM - LG 1 BR Beau upr apt, lg lr/dr comb, frplce w/ mantel, cen a/h, wd flrs, blt-in kit, wd on premises, off st pkg. $850/mo, lse/dep. 909-5541 or 865-1091. UPTOWN/GARDEN DISTRICT CONDO FOR SALE 1 Blk off St. Charles. 2/2, wd flrs, appls & w/d incl., grnite cntrtps & ss appl. OS pkng. $169,900 Darlene, Hera Realty 504-914-6352 CORPORATE RENTALS New Orleans Area 10 Min to Downtown 1Br, 1 Ba, Nwly Remod, furn. Qn bed, WiFi, Cbl. Pkg.Util Incl. Lndry Fac. Sec Cameras $1200/mth. 1 mth min. 2325 Pasadena, Met. 504-491-1591. 8131 PLUM ST BROADMOOR 4211 S. BROAD Totally renov sgl 2 br house, cen a/h, ceil fans, w/d hkps, fully furn kit. $1350/mo + dep. Call Joe, 400-7273. MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL AGAIN! Lg studio, wk in closet, stcar line. Lg eat-in kit, wd flrs, hi ceil, cen a/h, w/d on site, off st pkg. $800 dep/lse. 9095541 or 865-1091. Irish Channel did not flood Katrina damaged house with 2 & 1/3 L-shaped lots. 2 lots each 30x120' = 60' x 120' & rear portion of corner lot 35' x 25', double driveway in front with also a single tin garage & a single driveway on side street. $8,567 roof, 7 rooms & 3 bathrooms. Fourth sewer line in rear, 2 large walk in closets. Large walk in pantry. Huge, red brick floor to ceiling double sided fireplace. Could house 1 family or owner occupied plus 1 rental, or 2 rentals, or could build single or double on second lot. Much space to add on Huge yard for in-ground pool. Many options for house and land. Paved front patio with 2 large red brick planters. $210,000, 504-832-1901. Big Beautiful Bargain COMMERCIAL RENTALS 3 SMALL OFFICES - CBD From 135 - 220 sq ft. Can be subdivided. $500 each. Parking available. Call 561-1216 for info. FRENCH QUARTER/ FAUBOURG MARIGNY FRENCH QUARTER 1 bedroom, 1 bath, balcony with view of Mississippi & Fr Qtr. $1000/mo w/ dep. Call 504-909-2104. 2-3 BR, 2 full ba, lg upper, furn kit, wd/cer flrs, cf. CH, grt flrplc. Lotsa closets & o/s pkg. Pets ok. $1100/ mo. 874-3195 Great 1 Bdrm Condo for Rent in Metairie! Gated Community, ground floor unit, reserved parking outside your door! Fitness Ctr & Pool! Granite & SS appliances. Washer/Dryer. Conv. to Hosp, I10, Shopping! $950/mo. Donna Chandler � Re/Max Affiliates O: 504-838-7649 or C: 504-669-4677 BIG OFFICE SPACE ON CANAL 4220 Canal Street - Ground Floor On Streetcar Line 1,800 Sq. Ft. Large Central Room, three Separate Offices, Great for Group Practice or Studio $1,575/Mo + Utilities peggy.leblanc@ live.com, 488-6401 NEW RENTAL 556 N. Rochblave Walking distance to Ffairgrounds. Newly renov. 3 rms, kit, bath, washrm, fridge, mw, stove & washer. $650 mo/ neg. 504-905-9086, 504-717-7394. 817 AMELIA STREET $249,000 IRISH CHANNEL Not a shotgun! 2 small cottages joined in the middle creating one unique single home, Granite counters, central air and heat, nice wood floors, and recycled wooden paneling lend a rustic charm. Small yard makes this a great condo alternative. Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > marcH 08 > 2011 METAIRIE LUXURY APTS 3 BR, 2 full baths, LR, DR, kit, w&d hkups, faux fireplace, fans, blinds. No pets. $850/mo. 504-443-2280 COVINGTON 227 S. ORCHARD LANE Garden Home, gated, 3br, 2 ba wd flrs, 10' ceil, granite. 1634 sq ft liv, 2250 total. $249K. 985-892-5533 TOWNHOUSE FOR RENT 2B$, 1 1/2 BA, 1250 sq. ft. Balcony overlooking pool. $1000/mo. Call 504-289-4411 OLD METAIRIE MISSISSIPPI MUST MOVE/HEALTH PROBLEMS Diamondhead. ALL amen! I-10 - blks. 3-3-2+ Lx Stucco, Split fpln cnr lot, deck & iron fencing. Many unique feat, Arched ent, Copper awnings, hi ceils, cer flrs/crpt skylts. $289,900. Hate 2 part w/it - but nature calls! 228-348-1754. Michael L. Baker, ABR/M, CRB, HHS President Realty Resources, Inc. 504-523-5555 � cell 504-606-6226 Licensed by the Louisiana Real Estate Commission for more than 28 years with offices in New Orleans, LA 70130 1/2 OFF FIRST MONTH OLD METAIRIE SECRET 1 or 2 BR, Sparkling Pool, Bike Path, 12' x 24' Liv.Rm, Sep Din, King Master, No Pets, No Sect 8, $699 & $799 . 504-236-5776 227 CODIFER BLVD Old Met 2 br lower duplex. Lg fenced yd, off st pkg, small pet OK. Walk to everything! $1100. 504-908-6751 broker Ann de Montluzin Farmer Historic House and Luxury Home Specialist Residential /Commercial Sales and Leasing, Appraisals. METAIRIE TOWERS LOTS/ACREAGE ARIZONA BIG BEAUTIFUL LOTS, $99/ mo., $0-down, $0-interest. Golf Course, Nat'l Parks. 1 hour from Tucson Int'l Airport. Guaranteed Financing. NO CREDIT CHECK! 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Near ferry, clean, many x-tras, hrdwd flrs, cen a/h, no dogs, no sec 8, some O/S prkng $750$1200/mo. 504-362-7487 email@example.com Licensed in Louisiana for 32 years, building on a real estate heritage since 1905 (504) 895-1493 (504) 430-8737 73 REAL ESTATE CLASSIFIEDS BYWATER REAL ESTATE FOR SALE LAKEFRONT LRG ATTRACTIVE APT 2BR, 2BA w/ appls, beaut crtyd setting w/swimming pool, quiet nb'hood. $875/mo. 504-495-6044 or 504756-7347 COMPLETELY REMODELED 1023 PIETY ST Freshly remodeled 2 br, 2 full ba, w/d hkps, cen a/h, c-fans, fncd yd, avail now. $875. 888-239-6566 or firstname.lastname@example.com 4340 S. Carrollton 1 BR,1 BA, new appl, w/water $825. 3222 Napoleon 2 Rms Avail, $600 w/utils. No Pets + Deposit � 504-376-4676 4219 Burgundy To Advertise in JOIN US FOR THE NEXT MFC MEETING Half dble shotgun 2br/1ba liv, kit, screened in porch, yard w/shed, Cen air, hrd floors 504-945-8630 MID CITY 217 N. 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No pets. 504-865-8437 for appt. `09 HONDA CIVIC 1510 CARONDELET 1 block to St. Charles 8217 PLUM ST www.atouchofaloha.massageplanet.com Member of BBB Providing Therapeutic Massage/Non Sexual 2209 LaPalco Blvd 504-258-3389 RESTAURANT/BAR EQUIP CASH REGISTER SYSTEM Tech 200. 3 terminals, 6 printers, 4 cash drawers, 5 keyboards. $2500. Call Dennis, 486-1600 9am - 12 noon. 1 BR balc apt, $750 . Studio lg rm, kitc, full bath, $650 w/d on site 1-888-239-6566 or mballier@yahoo. com Near univ, 1 br, furn kit, wd flrs, cen a/h, new ba, w/d on site. $900 furn, $850 unfurn, 1 yr lse. 504-415-1030 `09 NISSAN CUBE $11,995 504-368-5640 HOUSE WASHING PETS Pressure Washing & Cleaning Specialist in Sanitizing The Following: Driveways, Sidewalks, Gutters, Brick, Dumpster Areas, Stucco, Vinyl, Patios and Decks. Melinda Tanet, Owner - 800-291-5021 Raymond Tanet, Mgr - 504-481-5509 GRT LOCATIONS! 1750 ST. 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Gorgeous 4 yr old male Siamese extremely sweet and loving ,neutered shots ,rescue 504 462-1968 KOJAK TREE MEDICS Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > marcH 08 > 2011 MERCHANDISE ANTIQUES & COLLECTIBLES ANTIQUE FRENCH DAYBED, ETC. Numerous pieces for sale, including: antique Neo-classical style French daybed, small antique Davenport Desk, Baker reproduction Highboy, various pieces of cut crystal, large Asian charger on stand, some shabby chic pieces and more. Bergere chair has beautiful legs and stretchers, accompanied by a skirted ottoman in matching upholstery. Not all pieces pictured. All in fabulous condition that can be moved directly into your home. Serious inquiries only for photos, dimensions and prices. 504.615.8775 large cuddly orange Morris the cat look a like. Neutered ,shots rescue 504 462-1968 2218 GENERAL PERSHING RENTALS TO SHARE ALL AREAS - ROOMMATES.COM. Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Findyour roommate with a click of the mouse! 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NO CALLS AFT 7PM TRAINER TO GO ANNOUNCEMENTS Garage Sale: Sat. March 12th 9 am - 2 pm 6416 Boutall St. Metairie/ nr Lafreniere Pk: Table n 4 Chairs, Handmade Quilt, Handmade Barrettes and Bracelets; Girl Scout Cookies; Clothes n Shoes mostly Girl, Teen, and Ladies, Girl's Bike; Small Appls; Luggage, Printers, Misc. Household; Parade Throws, Beads, Stuffed Animals, ETC.Lots of Goodies/Everything Must Go/ LET'S MAKE A DEAL!!! 7522 BENJAMIN - NR UNIV 1 br condo w/ pool, prkg, laundry, gated community. $675/mo w/wtr pd. No pets. (504) 858-2162. MISC. HOME SERVICES CONTAINER TRASH REMOVAL Self Contained & Stationary Compactors. Rentals, Sales, Service. Roll Off Containers (15, 20, 30, 40 Cu. Yds.) Fully Insured. Construction, Commercial, Industrial, Residential, Maritime. Free Quotes, Same Day Service, No Delivery Fee. <B>>RELIABLE DISPOSAL CO. INC. 835-1696 HOWARD SCHMALZ & ASSOCIATES REAL ESTATE Call Bert: 504-581-2804 1406 Magazine 2br/1ba "Lower Garden District" 248 Cherokee 2br/2ba "University Area Condo" 7522 Benjamin 1br/1ba "Cool Pool Condo" 912 Harding Dr. 1br/1ba "Bayou Efficiency" $1050 $1200 $700 $600 LICENSED MASSAGE A BODY BLISS MASSAGE Jeannie LMT #3783-01. Flexible appointments. Uptown Studio or Hotel out calls. 504.894.8856 (uptown) APPLIANCES 18 Cubic Ft Fridge ELECTRIC RANGE Almond Color. $65. Call 943-7699. Hotpoint Almond Color 30in, Good working Condition. $65. Call 943-7699 BYWATER BODYWORKS Swedish, deep tissue, therapeutic. Flex appts, in/out calls, OHP/student discounts, gift cert. $65/hr, $75/ 1 1/2hr. LA Lic# 1763 Mark. 259-7278 ADOPTIONS PREGNANT? CONSIDERING ADOPTION? Talk with caring agency specializing in matching Birthmothers with Families nationwide. LIVING EXPENSES PAID. Call 24/7 Abby's One True Gift Adoptions 866-413-6293 STRESS? PAIN? BUSINESS SERVICES Gypsy Upholstery Commercial/residential furniture boat/ auto interiors tops/covers. 504-3055020 Relax with a massage. Amazing Hands by Patrick. LMT Lic 4005. 504-7172577. www.amazinghands.us BOOKS Care Givers- Financial Guide to Recovering from a Stroke. $20 Call 504-340-3429 75 PUZZLE PAGE CLASSIFIEDS BETWEEN UPTOWN & OCHSNER NEW LISTING UPTOWN HOME YOUR PROPERTY COULD BE LISTED HERE!!! � 3222 Coliseum � 4941 St. Charles � 2721 St. Charles � 5528 Hurst � 1750 St. Charles � 1750 St. Charles � 20 Anjou � 1544 Camp � 3915 St. Charles � 1125 Felicity � 1544 Camp � 1544 Camp � 1224 St. Charles Wonderful renov $2,700,000 Grand Mansion $2,300,000 (3 bdrm/3.5ba w/pkg) $1,579,000 TOO LATE! $1,300,000 TOO LATE! $429,000 TOO LATE! $299,000 (4 bdrm/2 ba w/pkg) $220,000 (2 bdrm/2ba w/pkg) $239,000 (1bdrm/1ba w/pkg) $209,000 (2 bdrm/2ba w/pkg) $179,000 (1 bdrm/1ba) $159,000 (1 bdrm/1ba) $149,000 starting at $79,000 John Schaff crs CELL office 131 BROOKLYN AVE. CLASSIC SHOTGUN. Excellent location, minutes from Uptown. High ceilings. Hardwood & slate flooring. Furnished kitchen. Whirlpool. New central A/C.Well maintained home w/large backyard & off street parking. Right near levee. Great for bike riding & dog walking! Owner/Agent $114,131 3506 ANNUNCIATION CHARMING VICTORIAN. Well maintained Historic cottage. Beautiful hardwood floors. 12' ceilings, plenty of closet/ storage space. Central A/C, & Huge backyard. Excellent location & a great value! $269,000 504.343.6683 504.895.4663 (504) 895-4663 cell: email: firstname.lastname@example.com (504) 913-2872 MICHAEL ZAROU abr, gri, srs ANSWERS FOR LAST WEEK ON PAGE 74 Gambit > bestofneworleans.com > marcH 08 > 2011 78