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Brewers' Garza to face former team for first time
Matchup also pits Cubs' Villanueva against old club
Matt Garza stopped long enough to say eight words about his first career start against the Cubs, the club that traded him away last summer.
Asked whether there was anything special about facing his former team, the Brewers right-hander said, "Not really. There's your answer. It's another ballgame."
And then he was off.
Garza had more to say to the Chicago Sun-Times during Spring Training, when he told the newspaper he didn't relish being on the trading block for much of 2012 and 2013, but mostly enjoyed his time in Chicago.
"And I wish them the best," he told the newspaper. "But I like where I'm at, and I'm going to try to kick their teeth in every time I get a chance."
Garza won't be the only starting pitcher facing a familiar opponent on Friday in the series opener at Miller Park. He will pitch opposite Cubs right-hander Carlos Villanueva, who pitched as a Brewers swingman from 2006 to 2010.
These are the first three of 19 matchups between the Brewers and Cubs in 2014, so Garza presumably will see more of the team for which he made 60 starts from 2011-13, going 21-18 with a 3.45 ERA. After months of rumors, Chicago traded him to the Rangers in July for a package of players that included third baseman Mike Olt and pitcher Justin Grimm, each on the current Cubs roster.
Garza hit the free-agent market after the season and turned down an offer from the Angels before signing with Milwaukee for four years and $50 million, the richest contract for a free agent in Brewers history.
Considering his reputation for unbridled emotion, how will Garza handle facing his former team?
"Hard to say," Brewers manager Ron Roenicke said. "I don't know what he's going to be like. It's changed from outing to outing. The more we see him, the more we'll understand. We saw that when he was on the other side and we were facing him, we know that when he was comfortable and in a groove, we were going to have a tough day. We hoped and tried to get him out of that groove."
Garza has yet to find a groove with the Brewers, partly because of poor run support and poor defense. In his last start against the Pirates, second baseman Rickie Weeks misplayed a simple double-play grounder and it led to a five-run inning, with four of the runs charged to Garza because the rules prevent an official scorer from assuming a double play.
In four Brewers starts, Garza is 0-2 with a 4.50 ERA, the highest ERA among the team's five starting pitchers.
"I think the last game where we didn't play well behind him defensively and he had the tough inning, it may have gotten to him a little bit," Roenicke said. "But I thought he kept his composure and still tried to make pitches. Sometimes we're not making plays, and sometimes he makes a good pitch and they roll one right between somebody. It's always a little bit of both."
Roenicke added: "He can definitely throw the ball better, and I've seen better. Hopefully we get him in a groove where we see this consistency from him and we get a lot of good outings in a row."
Garza is unique, and his former teammates were looking forward to seeing him.
"He's a normal pitcher -- fastball, slider, curveball guy," Cubs shortstop Starlin Castro said of Garza.
A radio reporter asked Castro if he really called Garza "normal."
"He's a normal pitcher, not a normal guy," Castro said. "He's a guy. I'm not going to say anything about him. He was good with me. We talked, and we never had a problem."
Edwin Jackson will have a front-row seat in the dugout to watch his former teammate.
"I'm sure Garza is going to be Garza," Jackson said. "He hasn't changed. We're going to battle. It should be a good matchup. [Villanueva] is going against his old team, Garza is against his old team. It should be a fun one to watch."
Jackson knows something about facing former teammates, having pitched for eight different teams in his career.
"As a pitcher, you're going out and trying to be aware of whoever you're playing, regardless of whether it's a team you've played on or not," Jackson said. "You try to go 110 percent against whoever you're facing. If you try to do too much, the outcome normally isn't what you want. It should be a good game tomorrow."
Chicago manager Rick Renteria said this will be a good challenge for his young club.
"It's another good club -- great for us," Renteria said of the upcoming series. "Why? Because it's a test. Every game we play in the Central Division is a test. The reality is every team you play, you can't take anyone for granted. On any given day, a club puts it together and you come out with a victory.
"Good for us -- we're playing the Milwaukee Brewers, they've been hot, OK, let's see how we're going to respond to a club that's playing well, let's see what we can show, let's see where we're at."
Cubs: Ruggiano sidelined; Extra arms added
Outfielder Justin Ruggiano hit his first Cubs home run in the sixth inning of Wednesday's loss to the D-backs, but then strained his left hamstring in the ninth chasing a ball, and will be sidelined three to four weeks.
He was placed on the 15-day disabled list Thursday, but the Cubs did not add another outfielder. Instead, they added two pitchers, Neil Ramirez and Zac Rosscup, and will rely on Emilio Bonifacio's versatility to fill in the outfield.
"The swing was starting to feel good -- of course, it's never a good time," Ruggiano said. "I can't look back and have to worry about getting back on the field."
Jason Hammel, Travis Wood and Jeff Samardzija have been able to go deep in games, but Edwin Jackson and Villanueva have not, which has put a burden on the bullpen.
"Right now, we can use the pitching," Renteria said.
Brewers: Bullpen back to full strength
The Brewers made a roster move on Thursday to activate right-handed setup man Brandon Kintzler from the disabled list after a two-week recovery from a right rotator cuff strain. Kintzler cleared his final hurdle Wednesday when he threw a simulated game at Miller Park.
Kintzler is very eager to rejoin a bullpen that has been a Brewers strength, even in his absence.
"I'm dying," Kintzler said. "I can't deal with the stress of these games anymore. Half the time I can't watch the pitches. It's just tough when you can't control it. I feel like I'm emotionally attached to everyone that is pitching. I want everyone to do good. I want to see them succeed. Hopefully, I can get back and help out a bit."
Reliever Alfredo Figaro was sent back to Triple-A Nashville to clear a spot for Kintzler.
Worth noting
• Milwaukee's Jean Segura on Wednesday hit his first home run in 256 at-bats dating to last season, a welcome sight for Roenicke. He dropped Segura from the two-hole in the batting order earlier this week to eighth Wednesday, hoping to ease some of the pressure on the team's second-year shortstop.
"I think he's thinking a lot," Roenicke said. "That's why I moved him down, so he wouldn't have to feel like he's got to get on base for our guys. Now, hopefully, he's at a spot where you relax a little bit. You know you're still important, but it's not the same as when you're hitting second."
• The Brewers are off Thursday after playing 16 days in a row. As hot as they are, would they rather keep playing?
"The guys could use a day off," Roenicke said. "There's a lot of guys out there playing who are playing because we need them, but they could use a day."
• Brewers closer Francisco Rodriguez is 9-for-9 in save opportunities and 12-for-12 in scoreless appearances. He needs one more save to tie Robb Nenn for 18th all-time at 314 saves.
• Cubs starting pitchers have gone at least seven innings in each of the last four games for the first time since June 15-18 last season against the Mets and the Cardinals. At that time, Scott Feldman, Garza, Wood and Samardzija did so.
• Bonifacio has nine multi-hit games, most on the Cubs, and leads the team with a .358 batting average.
• The Cubs have yet to win a series this season, and are winless in their last 12 series, dating to Sept. 9-11, 2013, at Cincinnati.
Adam McCalvy is a reporter for MLB.com. Read his blog, Brew Beat, and follow him on Twitter at @AdamMcCalvy. This story was not subject to the approval of Major League Baseball or its clubs.


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LSU 73 vs South Carolina 82 - Recap Posted by SouthOfSouth on 1/17 at 7:42 am LSU (9-5,0-3) came into the game confident that they could get their offense back after two straight poor performances. South Carolina (11-5,1-2) came in knowing they had lost two SEC games by a combined 5 points and were ready to take that step into the victory column.While LSU was able to score 73 points in the overtime thriller, South Carolina came out on top 82-73. Tied at 69 with the shot clock off, LSU had a chance to win this one in regulation. Anthony Hickey held the ball to make sure the Tigers got the last shot, and had a screen set by Johnny O'Bryant. JOB3 then peeled out to the top of the key, received a pass and took the open three which he missed as time expired. LSU was never able to get it going in overtime and ended the game down nine. LSU was plagued with foul trouble. Johnny O'Bryant fouled out, and Charles Carmouche, Anthony Hickey, Andre Stringer, and Shavon Coleman ended the game with 4 each. Johnny O'Bryant and Anthony Hickey each had their 4th with more than 8:00 minutes left in regulation. Shavon Coleman picked up two early first half fouls in less than 10 seconds. Without LSU's best players on the floor, they weren't able to extend their lead, which they had most of the game. While LSU had opportunities to win the game, it was lost with turnovers. Just four days after LSU had a season low 8 turnovers against #10 Florida, the Tigers go out and give up a season high 22. LSU out rebounded South Carolina by 4 and made 13 of 16 free throws but still couldn't get the victory. LSU has yet to put it all together in SEC play and it shows with the 0-3 record. While there were certainly mistakes, there were some positive spots as well. After being nearly non-existent playing less than 10 minutes in 4 of the 5 previous games, Malik Morgan has really shown up the lat two games. Last night, he had 27 minutes, 7 points, 5 rebounds, 4 assists, 0 turnovers, 2 steals and a block. He ran the court well and was a menace on defense. Charles Carmouche finally found his shot again and had 13 points on only 6 field goal attempts. He was 3 of 5 from beyond the arc and added 4/4 free throws. He also had a game high 5 assists and only 2 turnovers. Image: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2y50_Eepe-w/UPf4kPmj2KI/AAAAAAAAAZk/YWd00CYkJc8/s640/SoS+post+SC.png Corban Collins turned in the worst performance of the season as he finished the game with 7 minutes, 2 points, and 4 turnovers. After picking his game up, he has had 3 consecutive poor performances. Carmouche led the Tigers in unadjusted SoS, while Malik Morgan led LSU with a very respectable 41.37 Adjusted SoS. Hickey's stat line is impressive with the 18 points, 7 rebounds, 4 assists, and 2 steals, but his season high 5 turnovers really hurt him and the team in this one. The stats show how close this game was with the closest SoS ratings yet this year, only a 2.59 difference. Besides the obvious turnover difference, LSU's bench was also outscored 53-17, led by South Carolina's Michael Carrera's game high 23 points. He came into the game with South Carolina's highest Adjusted SoS at just over 46. He finished this game with Unadj SoS of 43.25 and an Adj SoS of 67.72 and a double double. The loss really puts a damper on LSU's season prospects. With this being one of their easier match-ups, it doesn't bode well for the rest of the season. LSU had way more mental mistakes in this one than anyone could have expected, and they lost LSU the game. Season Prediction: 16-13, (7-11) Link to game photos HERE Reply Back to Top |
Posted by longhorn22 on 1/17 at 7:44 am to SouthOfSouth My boy Coleman got 2 fouls early....that hurt us Reply Back to Top |
Posted by bubbz on 1/17 at 7:50 am to SouthOfSouth That was a tough game to watch last night. It was very frustrating. I thought some of the whistles lately against LSU have been a little overboard. Patric Young was fouling the shite out of JOB the other night and was barely getting whistled. Every time LSU touches an opposing player, it's a fricking whistle. I know we have had some stupid fouls, and JOB has led the way with dumb fouls, but we could use a break or two to go our way. Reply Back to Top |
Posted by SouthOfSouth on 1/17 at 7:51 am to bubbz quote: I hate to say the game is ever on the refs, but they certainly didn't help us out last night. A few very questionable calls IMO that really changed the outcome of the game. LSU has to learn how to fight through that. Reply Back to Top |
Forget NIT this year. Expectations are way to high for this team. Reply Back to Top |
Posted by Fratastic423 on 1/17 at 8:27 am to guttata quote: Yea I am starting to feel this way as well. I was really hopeful that we could pull out a NIT trip and end up middle of the pack in the SEC, but we aren't getting the brakes that we need in each game. We had a lot of shots go in and out last night (or at least that is what it seemed like watching from the cheap seats) so that was frustrating. We have to find a way to get to the line more in a game like last night where ever touch is a foul, especially in the second half. That was a disappointing loss. Reply Back to Top |
Posted by SouthOfSouth on 1/17 at 8:34 am to Fratastic423 Agree we didn't catch a break last night. I thought we looked good in spurts. Obviously the fouls really hurt us. I just don't understand why we can't get fouled. Reply Back to Top |
Posted by Cool J on 1/17 at 8:34 am to SouthOfSouth Sorry but your 7 SEC wins is a bit over optimistic. This team is not there mentally.Reply Back to Top |
Posted by FamousAmos on 1/17 at 9:29 am to SouthOfSouth A number of factors at play in this loss. The fouls, the turnovers, Collins , Hickey just barely missing threes in the clutch... Consider these stats. Bench Points USCe - 53 LSU - 17 2nd Chance Points USCe - 12 LSU - 7 LSU with only 4 fast break points. Reply Back to Top |
Posted by BRAVEHEART on 1/17 at 9:34 am to Cool J quote:Until the team IS there mentally, LSU fans will not be there physically. The PMAC is going to be sparsely populated until something happens to put people back into the seats. Doubt if that happens this year. Talent not there yet, but some of these coaching glitches are not a welcome thing to see. Jones needs to reign in JOB, get him under control or sit him on the bench. Fans will just have to grin and bear it for now. There should be major improvement with the class coming in, but LSU basketball fans have been hearing "Wait till next year" for far too long and are just about out of patience. Reply Back to Top |
Posted by SouthOfSouth on 1/17 at 9:39 am to BRAVEHEART quote: Dumbest statement of the year nomination... Dude, we were left with very little, and Coach Jones is doing what he can. Next season there is a top 10 recruiting class coming in. That is huge in basketball where freshman contribute more than in football. This is Coach Jones' first year as coach and he has brought some excitement back to the PMAC early, but the team just barely lost to SC at home and @Aub. Next year, we should be in contention for the NCAA tourney. To say you've heard "next year" for too long doesn't apply when this time there is actually reason to believe it. Im really starting to get tired of this fanbase and their ridiculous pessimism. shite. /rant This post was edited on 1/17 at 9:40 am Reply Back to Top |
Posted by Choupique19 on 1/17 at 10:05 am to SouthOfSouth quote: So beating SWAC schools brings excitement? quote: Which basically means that we are one of the worst teams in the SEC. quote: I hope so, but until LSU proves that they can beat quality teams, expect to see more total attendance figures of 2,000 and less. Reply Back to Top |
Posted by tom on 1/17 at 10:12 am to SouthOfSouth quote: I think the pessimism is justified after we lose to the 2nd or 3rd worst team in the SEC at home. This team has enough talent that we should expect to win this sort of game. quote: I've seen nothing to suggest this. At the current rate, we'll be lucky to get 5 SEC wins this season. The vast majority of freshmen can't turn a team around like that. Reply Back to Top |
Posted by Alt26 on 1/17 at 10:18 am to SouthOfSouth Those wanting to "fire Jones" or are upset that he doesn't have LSU competing for an SEC title this year are ridiculous. That said, Jones should not be above criticism for this team's conf. start. While they certainly may not end the season that way, you'd have to rank LSU last (or at minimum next to last) in the SEC at this point in the season. A reasonable fan could understand the AU loss - First SEC road game against a team that was playing pretty well. (Although you would have liked them to be more competitive in the 2nd half) A reasonable fan could also live with the UF loss - The best or second best team in the conf. (Although again, you'd have liked them to be more competitive) It's hard to really be accepting of last night's loss though. At home, against a team that may be as, but is definitely not MORE talented than you. Frank Martin puts an emphasis on toughness and defense, and USC did defend marginally well, but there were times where LSU looked absolutely clueless as to how to create an open look. (Also, the 20+ TO's didn't help) *One bright spot, they did shoot FT well last night. Reply Back to Top |
Posted by Choupique19 on 1/17 at 10:19 am to tom quote: Don't tell Kentucky that. Now, I'm not sure we will have "Kentucky-type" freshmen coming in, but this recruiting class is being built up as a top ten/top five recruiting class in the nation. Time will tell. Reply Back to Top |
Posted by swadigoly on 1/17 at 10:25 am to SouthOfSouth i am definitely optimistic about the future of LSU bball under CJJ, but am a little baffled by some of his in game decisions... am i the only one that was wanting CJJ to call time out and set up a play after LSU stole the ball from uSC and had the last shot in regulation??? Reply Back to Top |
Posted by tom on 1/17 at 10:26 am to Choupique19 quote: How's that working for them this year? Kentucky is different because they get the cream of the crop every year. Our top 10 class is made up of a lot of good players. Also, Kentucky never starts with a team as bad as ours is now. Reply Back to Top |
Posted by MsGarrison on 1/17 at 10:36 am to SouthOfSouth 0-3.. Who does LSU play Saturday?Reply Back to Top |
Posted by SouthOfSouth on 1/17 at 10:47 am to tom quote: I agree that the loss was bad. Very bad. I thought it was a must win. Well, we didn't. But I think once the team puts it all together, the squad has a great opportunity to be solid. I don't think it's a coaching issue at all. We had 22 turnovers last night. 22. Any team who puts up 22 turnovers are gonna have a tough time winning, still, we had a shot at the end of the game to win. I just don't understand why people are putting this on the coach. I think he did a very good job last night on a night where we had butter fingers and foul trouble. If anything, I was happily surprised that we held the game in check after both hickey and JOB went out with 4 fouls with over 8 left in the game. And for those who wanted him to call a timeout at the end of the regulation period, why? Do you not think LSU had practiced that situation 10000 times before? Because they have. No reason to let USC setup a defense. I didn't like the shot, but I didn't mind Jones putting the ball in Hickeys hands to do what he pleased. I understand the criticism, but I think many are aimlessly blaming the coach on a game where he actually did a good job with the rotation (given the fouls). We have a few less turnovers which isnt unreasonable, 22 is a season high, and we win that game. Reply Back to Top |
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Home>Exhibitions & Events>Exhibitions>Camille Enlart (1862–1927). A Frenchman in Cyprus
Exhibition Camille Enlart (1862–1927). A Frenchman in Cyprus
from October 26, 2012 to January 28, 2013
For the exhibition "Cyprus between Byzantium and the West", the Department of Sculptures sheds particular light on the role of the French in Cyprus.
Throughout the 19th century, a series of French travelers made a major contribution to the rediscovery of the island's heritage, particularly as regards works from the medieval period, when Cyprus maintained preferential ties with France. But it was undeniably Camille Enlart who played the most important role. Over several sojourns, he succeeded in exploring countless sites and published in 1899 a summary on the art of the Middle Ages and Renaissance in Cyprus that remains invaluable to this day. He also gave and then bequeathed to a number of French institutions the works from his research on Cyprus, as well as record drawings and photographs taken during his travels.
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Pierre-Yves Le Pogam, Department of Sculptures, Musée du Louvre.
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From October 26, 2012 to January 28, 2013
Richelieu wing, lower ground floor, room A at the entrance to the Girardon crypt
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Mariners, Padres close series with young arms
Ramirez scoreless in last two starts; Hahn coming off first MLB win
After throwing their respective aces on Wednesday night in Felix Hernandez and Andrew Cashner, the Mariners and Padres will reconvene on Thursday afternoon hoping to ride significantly less battle-tested pitchers to victory.
That's not saying they haven't found success recently, though.
Jesse Hahn picked up his first Major League win in his second career start last week by pitching six innings of one-hit ball against the Mets. He also notched his first hit, an RBI single, in San Diego's 5-0 win.
"The thing about Jesse we knew in Spring Training -- he doesn't scare off, he's a guy that doesn't back down," said Padres manager Bud Black. "It was good to see him make some pitches, throw the breaking ball for a called strike and come through in a way where we needed it."
They'll likely need Hahn to come up big again. The team has lost 12 of 16 games in June and is averaging 1.8 runs per contest this month.
Erasmo Ramirez will try to keep the Padres scuffling, and the right-hander has a solid chance to do so if he can find his control. Despite his overall struggles this season (5.27 ERA, 1.64 WHIP), he hasn't allowed a run in consecutive starts -- though those outings lasted just a combined 9 2/3 innings with nine walks against the Rays and Rangers.
Still, the ability to minimize damage signified a step forward for the 24-year-old from Nicaragua.
"Ramirez seems to be turning the corner a little bit," said Mariners manager Lloyd McClendon, who took the youngster out with a 1-0 lead after five frames in his last start against Texas. "Our idea was to get him out of there on a good note and let him build off that."
Ramirez started the second game of the season for the Mariners when they opened the year with Hisashi Iwakuma and several other starters on the disabled list. He beat the Angels by hurling seven impressive innings of two-run ball but hasn't won a game since.
Padres: Prepping for Gwynn memorial
On Wednesday, the Padres had a brief pregame tribute to Hall of Fame outfielder Tony Gwynn, who died Monday at the age of 54. Gwynn spent all 20 years of his big league career with the team.
On June 26, the team will hold a free, public memorial for Gwynn at Petco Park beginning at 7:19 p.m. PT. The timing of the ceremony symbolizes both Gwynn's retired jersey number and the date of his MLB debut -- July 19, 1982. Gates will open at 5:30 p.m.
The event will celebrate Gwynn's life, accomplishments and contributions to the Padres, San Diego and the sport of baseball. It will feature special guests from his personal and professional life.
"He was Mr. Padre -- he could have made more money elsewhere," said Padres executive chairman Ron Fowler. "But he was fiercely loyal and committed to making a difference in San Diego."
Mariners: McClendon pays tribute to Gwynn
McClendon considered Gwynn a friend and mentor from their time as competitors in the National League in the 1980s and '90s, and he expressed his regards before the Padres honored one of the game's greatest hitters Wednesday.
"I was really just reminiscing about Tony with a lot of different people," McClendon said. "I was in the cage with [catcher Mike] Zunino earlier, and I was telling him about taking the knob to the ball. And I just had to stop and chuckle because I learned that from Tony. That was one of the first conversations we ever had about hitting, staying inside the ball and make sure you take the knob to the ball.
"A lot of memories came back," he said. "It's surreal. I know he's gone, but I still don't believe he's gone. He's a guy that in my mind was Mr. Baseball. He was everything that was right about the game. And he's not here anymore and that's a little tough."
Worth noting
• Seattle starters have allowed just four runs in 41 1/3 innings over the Mariners' last six games.
• The Padres are expected to place first baseman Yonder Alonso on the disabled list Thursday with a sore right wrist. It has kept him out of the last two games and Black said a move to the disabled list is likely. The Padres have used Tommy Medica and Yasmani Grandal in his place and left-handed-hitting Jake Goebbert is the likely candidate for a callup from Triple-A El Paso.
Will Laws is an associate reporter for MLB.com. This story was not subject to the approval of Major League Baseball or its clubs.


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Somebody posted these on another message board as a goof and I thought that some of 'em were pretty goddamned funny so I thought I'd share.
Basically, their lead in was when somebody sent them porn or left a MSN or AIM screenname on their myspace/facebook/etc. page, they would go chat and fuck with them for shits and giggles. Long and short of it, kids with nothin' else better to do. Still funny though...
Here are some of the "exchanges:"
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
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Jul 24, 2008 at 11:12 »
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
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Jul 24, 2008 at 11:13 »
sweet17: Hi
bloodninja: hello
bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
bloodninja: No. I'm in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
bloodninja: Don't fucking laugh at me!
bloodninja: This shit is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a fucking break
bloodninja: I'm serious.
sweet17: I don't get it
bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
bloodninja: It's kindof embarrasing.
bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are fucking sick.
bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
bloodninja: so I know you aren't one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I'm not a cop i told you
bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
bloodninja: Hurry up.
bloodninja: Are you there?
bloodninja: fuck you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
bloodninja: Weren't you!?
sweet17: thats not it
bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren't
sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!
bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn't you.
bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't!
sweet17: You don't look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go fuck yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs.
sweet17: You're a fucking wanker!
sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry.
sweet17: No you aren't
bloodninja: You're right. I'm not.
bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I'm done with you
bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry.
sweet17: I'm putting you on ignore
bloodninja: Wait a sec
bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
bloodninja: I'll eat your kitty
sweet17: You'll what?
bloodninja: You heard me.
bloodninja: I said I'd eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
bloodninja: Well I'm not like most men.
bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don't know
bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I'm afraid to
bloodninja: Why?
sweet17: cause
bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you?
bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
sweet17: I didn't say that
bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can't be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It's my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.
sweet17: Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: ...still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: ...going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
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Jul 24, 2008 at 11:15 »
VictimX_27: Hi there!
cheesedog: HEYA!
VictimX_27: What u up 2?
cheesedog: Nice English.
cheesedog: Did you learn that on the short bus?
VictimX_27: Get fucked
cheesedog: I'm just joking relax
cheesedog: What's your name?
VictimX_27: Whats yours?
cheesedog: I asked you first.
VictimX_27: I asked you second
cheesedog: Did I time just warp to middle school?
VictimX_27: huh
cheesedog: Never mind. My name is Johnny
cheesedog: Johnny Cheesedog
VictimX_27: Thats not your real name
cheesedog: Why isn't that my real name?
VictimX_27: No one has the name Cheesedog as a last name
cheesedog: Well I do. Whats wrong with it?
VictimX_27: Nothin i suppose
VictimX_27: Is that your real pic in that av?
cheesedog: Yes it is
VictimX_27: Very handsome
cheesedog: Thanks
VictimX_27: You kinda look like eminem
cheesedog: Fuck you.
VictimX_27: HEY! I meant that in a good way
VictimX_27: I think eminem is hot!
cheesedog: Oh. You think I'm hot?
VictimX_27: Yeah
cheesedog: What do you look like?
cheesedog: Do you have a pic?
VictimX_27: I don't show my picture to anyone
cheesedog: Why not?
VictimX_27: Cause I'm ugly
cheesedog: I won't make fun of you
VictimX_27: Its not that. I just don't like my looks
cheesedog: So you have no self-esteem, huh?
cheesedog: Is that what you're saying?
VictimX_27: I just don't think I'm pretty
cheesedog: Let me be the judge of that.
VictimX_27: Nahhh
cheesedog: Then describe yourself.
VictimX_27: Why do u wanna know what I look like?
cheesedog: Because I think you're nice
cheesedog: I want to picture you in my head while I'm talking to you.
VictimX_27: LMAO!! You don't want 2 picture me. Trust me
cheesedog: Why not?
VictimX_27: I told you. I'm ugly.
cheesedog: Well... I think you're beautiful on the inside.
VictimX_27: You don't even know me
cheesedog: I'm a pretty good judge of character
VictimX_27: Then why do u need 2 see me?
cheesedog: I just wanted to know thats all
cheesedog: If you aren't comfortable with it... thats fine.
VictimX_27: You don't understand
cheesedog: Is it that bad?
VictimX_27: YESSSSS
cheesedog: Ok then. I'm gonna picture you as Weezy from the Jeffersons.
cheesedog: She is the bomb!
cheesedog: She makes me hot just thinking about her!
VictimX_27: Wheezy?
cheesedog: Yep. Weezy.
VictimX_27: Who is that?
cheesedog: George's wife.
VictimX_27: Who is george
cheesedog: George Jefferson. From the Jeffersons.
cheesedog: Are you fucking deaf?
VictimX_27: Who are the Jeffersons?
cheesedog: Oh lord. Here we go
VictimX_27: wut?
cheesedog: You don't know who the Jeffersons are?
VictimX_27: Should I?
cheesedog: Yes.
VictimX_27: Well I don't.
cheesedog: FISH DONT FRY IN THE KITCHEN! BEANS DONT BURN ON THE GREEEELL...
VictimX_27: huhhh?
cheesedog: TOOK A WHOOOOLE LOTTA LU UH VINNNN. JUST TO GET UP THAT HEEEELL
VictimX_27: Wut the hell are you saying?
cheesedog: Hold on a second
cheesedog: Here you go. *PIC*
VictimX_27: Thats her?
cheesedog: Yep
VictimX_27: I don't look anything like that
cheesedog: SHUT UP! You're ruining my fantasy!
VictimX_27: LOL. You're funny.
cheesedog: What's funny?
VictimX_27: u r
cheesedog: I'm glad I entertain you
VictimX_27: me 2
cheesedog: So if you don't look like Weezy, what do you look like?
VictimX_27: u don't give up do u?
cheesedog: Never
VictimX_27: I'm the exact opposite of her
cheesedog: ???
VictimX_27: I'm very white
cheesedog: Thats cool, my white anti-soul sista'
VictimX_27: LOL
cheesedog: I can dig white chicks too, I guess.
VictimX_27: I'm whiter than most
cheesedog: really?
VictimX_27: I'm an albino
cheesedog: a what?
VictimX_27: u don't know what that is?
cheesedog: I've heard the word before
VictimX_27: I have no pigment in my skin, eyes or hair
VictimX_27: So I'm all white
cheesedog: This is bullshit
VictimX_27: I'm serious!
VictimX_27: You've never seen an albino before?
cheesedog: No. Where do they live? Albinia?
VictimX_27: No, we live all over.
cheesedog: Then how come I've never seen any
VictimX_27: Lucky I suppose
cheesedog: Send me your picture. I wanna know what an albino looks like.
VictimX_27: I'll send you a picture of one but not me
cheesedog: Ok
VictimX_27: Here u go *PIC*
cheesedog: Whoa. Thats freaky
VictimX_27: See why I don't send my picture out?
cheesedog: there's nothing wrong with it.
cheesedog: It doesn't make you ugly
cheesedog: This chick is kind of hot actually.
VictimX_27: Thank u
cheesedog: No problem
cheesedog: Her, not you. I don't know what you look like.
VictimX_27: Are you gonna be on in 3 hours?
cheesedog: Yes
VictimX_27: I have to go to the mall with my sister
VictimX_27: Will you be here when I get back?
cheesedog: S ure. Then I'll sex you up.
VictimX_27: Gee thanks. LOL
cheesedog: I'm serious
VictimX_27: We'll see.
cheesedog: Yes we will.
VictimX_27: Bye for now!
cheesedog: Make sure you wear some sunscreen.
VictimX_27: <USER HAS LOGGED OUT>
About 3 hours later...
VictimX_27: HEY!
cheesedog: Hello there
VictimX_27: I'm back
cheesedog: Have fun at the mall?
VictimX_27: Yeah. I got some new shoes
cheesedog: Interesting
VictimX_27: Not really. Just shoes
cheesedog: You ready to be sexed up now?
VictimX_27: LOL
cheesedog: Is that a yes?
VictimX_27: Could be
cheesedog: HOT DAMN!
cheesedog: I gently suck your nipples
cheesedog: I feel them get hard then I jam my hand down your..
VictimX_27: WOAH! Slow down cowboy
cheesedog: Why?
VictimX_27: I'm not just gonna cyber with you if thats all you want
cheesedog: What do you mean?
VictimX_27: You're not going to ignore me later are you?
cheesedog: Of course not.
cheesedog: I like you.
VictimX_27: I don't even know how old you are.
cheesedog: I'm 27. Now....
cheesedog: I gently massage your breasts with my rough hands
cheesedog: I roll your nipples between my fingers
VictimX_27: WAIT!
cheesedog: They get hard again... what?
VictimX_27: Don't you wanna know anything about me first?
VictimX_27: Like what I like?
cheesedog: Oh yeah. Sure. Hurry up.
VictimX_27: That didn't sound convincing.
cheesedog: YES I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!
VictimX_27: Now u r being a smartass
VictimX_27: Just give me a minute
cheesedog: ok
VictimX_27: I'm back
cheesedog: np
VictimX_27: thank you
cheesedog: So what do you like?
VictimX_27: Ummmm being licked
cheesedog: Where?
VictimX_27: Everywhere
cheesedog: Any place in particular?
VictimX_27: uhhh yeah
cheesedog: tell me
VictimX_27: on my clit
cheesedog: OK!
cheesedog: NOW YOU'RE TALKIN!
VictimX_27: I also like being done from behind
cheesedog: Ooooooohhhh.
cheesedog: Ok. Check this out.
cheesedog: We're in an abandoned building.
cheesedog: No is around. Its all quiet.
VictimX_27: Uh huh
cheesedog: I gently unbutton your pants and slide my hand across your clit
cheesedog: You get all warm and juicy.
cheesedog: I slip your panties down and continue to massage your pussy
VictimX_27: oooohh mmmm
cheesedog: I place my mouth on your pussy as I eat you from behind
cheesedog: I wiggle my tounge around across your moist hole
VictimX_27: yessss
cheesedog: I cover your ears with my hands as I eat you.
cheesedog: Egon and Ray sneak in from the back.
cheesedog: *Powering up Proton packs*
VictimX_27: ???
cheesedog: Then... Egon BLASTS your pasty white ass!!
cheesedog: POW!! BZZZZZTTTTTPHTTTTTT!!!
cheesedog: Winston and Peter set up the containment trap....
VictimX_27: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!!
cheesedog: You wiggle around in the proton streams buck naked
cheesedog: The streams almost cross! Look out!!
cheesedog: Peter smacks you across the chin with his gun
cheesedog: They open the trap and it sucks your pale ass in!
VictimX_27: This isn't funny johnny!
cheesedog: SHUT UP! YOUR CAUGHT!
cheesedog: **puts you in the containment area**
cheesedog: Slimer is in there too..
VictimX_27: YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!
cheesedog: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!
cheesedog: Now...Slimer sticks his green, slimey cock in your pigmentless ass.
cheesedog: **HE SLIMES YOU!**
VictimX_27: Never talk to me again!
cheesedog: He cums all over your hair... but no one notices cause its the same color
VictimX_27: FUCK YOUUUU
cheesedog: He eats a powdered donut!
VictimX_27: SHUT UP AND FUCK YOUUUU!!!!!
cheesedog: o wait! It was your hand, you scary, white whore!
VictimX_27: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
cheesedog: Chill out, Casper. You're trapped, I said.
cheesedog: Slimer goes to lick your clit.
cheesedog: But there is already slime on your it!!
cheesedog: Slimer thinks you are a cheater and gets jealous!!
cheesedog: HE RIPS YOUR WHITE TITS OFF!
VictimX_27: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!
cheesedog: **Plays volleyball with them**
VictimX_27: <USER HAS LOGGED OUT>
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Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.
Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
Wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses?
Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!
Sweetheart: <logged off>
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Jul 24, 2008 at 11:21 »
bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
DirtyKate: I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
bloodninja: How did you know?
bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the fuck?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of shit
DirtyKate: fuck
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Some of those are pretty funny. I like the one where he needs to write her name down. Good stuff.
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Some of those are pretty funny. I like the one where he needs to write her name down. Good stuff.
After I read that pirate one, that's when I decided to share 'em. I lost it.
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Ok, just about ready to split this hull and remove the foam. "Sturgeon type" I am going with the z cut around the top at the front of the tail feathers and under the bow about 7" back, question is about the center line, should the cut be below half way, I thought it might look better overall like this, the only thing I hate about rc subs, the cut line showing like a swollen thumb, I am planing on some type of wtc, exactly what or who's I don't know yet. The boat is right at 50" LOA thanks alot. Jeff Jones


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802.11ah, Bluetooth LE, Zigbee and Wi-SUN Test for IoT/M2M Webcast
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A Practical Approach to Verifying RFICs with Fast Mismatch Analysis
Originally broadcast October 28, 2010
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Analyze Agile or Elusive Signals Using Real-time Measurement and Triggering Webcast
Original broadcast April 24, 2013
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Bluetooth Technology Fundamentals
This 1-day course covers the applications for this new technology, the structure of the Bluetooth system architecture and the setup of so called short-range ad hoc networks will be introduced.
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Custom OFDM: Understanding Signal Generation and Analysis
Originally broadcast July 20, 2011
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DesignCon 2014
Jan 28-31, 2014; Santa Clara Convention Center
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Developing Measurement and Analysis Systems Using MATLAB Webcast
Original broadcast December 9, 2014
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Faster, Better and Cheaper Ways to Test Today's Wireless Devices
Original broadcast March 17, 2015
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FieldFox Handheld Analyzers Education Series
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Fixturing and Fixture Removal for Multiport Devices with Non-Standard RF Interfaces Webcast
Original broadcast March 11, 2014
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Innovations in EDA: Memory Effects in RF Circuits: Manifestations and Simulation
Originally broadcast Feb 3, 2011
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MIPI M-PHY, D-PHY and C-PHY Receiver Testing – Today and Tomorrow
Original broadcast October 21, 2014
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MIPI Physical Layer Standards and Receiver Test Solutions Webcast
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Multi-Signal, Multi-Format Analysis with the 89600 VSA
Original broadcast Apr 25, 2012
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New Tools For Optimizing Operating Time of Mobile Wireless Devices
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Overcome LTE-A and 802.11ac Manufacturing Test Challenges with Keysight's new EXM Webcast
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PAM-4 Solutions for Transmit and Receive Design Characterization Webcast
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Signal Generator Fundamentals and New Applications Webcast
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Successful Modulation Analysis in 3 Steps Webcast
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Techniques for Precise Interference Measurements in the Field
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