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WASHINGTON, Nov. 19, 2012 /PRNewswire/ -- Mark James, Chief Executive Officer of Frias Transportation Infrastructure (FTI), a Nevada based company, said today that after three years of development of the patent-pending secure server based platform, the company was thrilled by the response it received from transportation regulators who saw the technology for the first time at the International Association of Transportation Regulators conference last week in Washington, DC. The System, called RideIntegrity™, was designed to offer transportation regulators the first revolutionary technology alternative to the traditional taximeter in over 100 years.
"RideIntegrity™ is a multifaceted cloud based system created by FTI to give regulators a powerful resource to enforce tariff and taximeter fare calculations and other for-hire-vehicle regulations and parameters in real time. It provides consumer protection and convenience by allowing regulation of smartphone hailing applications through a registration and licensing process," James said.
A prototype of RideIntegrity™ encompassing five patent-pending technologies was demonstrated at a breakout session of the IATR Conference, attended by several cities that have expressed an interest in the project, as well as members of the National Conference on Weights and Measures (NCWM) and National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST).
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- 18 Carrick
- 19 Keatings
- 20 Sow
- 23 Zeefuik
- Neilson exceeded expectation - Budge
- Hearts 2-0 Queen of the South
- Hearts boss Neilson staying put
- Funeral for footballer Dave Mackay
- Neilson will be a target - Budge
- Hearts won't get arrogant - Neilson
- Hearts celebrate league title win
- Falkirk 0-3 Heart of Midlothian
- Hearts boss targets home title win
- Raith Rovers 1-3 Heart of Midlothian
- Heart of Midlothian 4-0 Dumbarton
- Ex-Spurs midfielder Mackay dies
- Domestic
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