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This program is a drop-off, day-time dog training school. This is not doggie day care, but rather, dog training. If you want the training done better and much faster than training your dog yourself with the help of our classes or private lessons, this program may be for you. Your dog will be professionally trained and supervised, every day, all day. Our Boot Camp program takes place at our Minneapolis or St. Louis Park facility.
Have your cake and eat it too!
You will get the benefits of sending away your dog to boot camp (although we don't like that term), without having to send her away! Each evening after school, you can pick up your dog and enjoy her at home along with her new skills, and enjoy a peaceful evening, because your pooch will be plenty tired from her day's activities.The big training advantage to day school: You will be able to talk to your dog's professional trainer at the end of each day and receive personal training and homework assignments to practice at home so you can learn as your dog is learning. This strenghthens the transition of the training from us to you. You are also able to give us feedback each day with areas you may be struggling with so we know where to put more focus. In a 4 week program, you will get the equivalent of 4 hours of private training instruction with you and your dog. That has a value of $295!
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In our 4 week Basic Obedience Program, we will teach your dog 10 reliable behaviors. Your dog may have already been taught "sit" but does your dog sit when people enter the house? Reliable means your dog responds to the command despite distractions.
Our 2 Week Advanced Outdoor Proofing program is for dogs who have completed the basic program or have otherwise mastered basic obedience with the trainer with indoor distractions. With these additional 2 weeks, we will get your dog out in front of your dog's biggest distractions to proof your dogs Basic Obedience training. This training is more difficult and more time intensive. You will need this program for:
Our Advanced Behavior Modification program is for dogs with certain behavior problems such as aggression, anxiety, shyness and fearfulness. This is a 6 week program. We want extra time to help help your dog feel comfortable and build her confidence before doing too much training. Learning new skills needs to be taken a little slower for our nervous babies. In this program, as your dog's confidence and skills grow we will take your dog on field trips to work on her behavior near what makes her fret.
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Your dog will receive playtime, socialization with other dogs (provided your dog is dog friendly), and outdoor walks every day!
Training environment:
Our indoor training facility for boot camp is 3000 square feet where we can structure separate areas for one-on-one training, off-leash play, and crated nap time. Your dog will spend multiple sessions in each area throughout the day.
Walking training in the Basic Obedience Program will be done outdoors in the immediate neighborhood of the training facility past the bus stop, stores, houses and dogs for real life environmental distractions.
For the Advanced Outdoor Proofing Program we will take your pooch on field trips to dog parks, nearby walking paths and parks, and shopping areas to make sure we train in front of the distractions most important to you.
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Cele Danner, Alex Hermundson, Jordan Phillips, Adam Stell and Jake Faas
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Note: Due to our strict limits of six dogs per trainer, any missed days during the program will be forfeited.
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The temple belongs to the Taiwanese Fo Guang Shan sect. Said to be the Southern Hemisphere's largest Buddhist shrine, it's billed as an international tourist attraction; busloads of Asian visitors mill the grounds yet the temple maintains an overwhelming sense of serenity, almost solitude.
Grab your "cossie" (swimming "costume") and take a surfing lesson with the experts at Let's Go Surfing.
Cost: $75 per person for a two-hour five-person group lesson with a "soft surfboard."
Officially christened in 2005, this stretch along the Tasman Sea is part of a government effort to redirect leisure travelers south of Sydney onto a coastal highway.
The dramatic coastline views along the winding path to the century-old Cape Byron Lighthouse are worth the hike.
According to Guinness World Records, this beach on the shores of Jervis Bay has the whitest sand in the world. Its natural beauty is further enhanced by national parks to the north and botanic gardens to the south, giving the beach an unspoiled feel.
Kirrily Johnston exemplifies the laid-back Down Under aesthetic with her earthy-urban, feminine clothes (think billowy red skirts with high cinched waists).
Mick and Paula Woodney purchased the Kangaroo Valley Fudge House and Ice Creamery in 2011 with the goal of returning the old-timey candy shop to its roots.
This 29,000-acre national park on Australia's southeast coast has Spotted Gum and Eucalyptus forests, lake, 27 miles of undeveloped coastline, and an aboriginal area that includes a sacred lagoon, home to a mythical serpent.
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Olympic Pedigree: Built for the 2000 Games' canoe and kayak slalom competitions, Penrith is the only man-made whitewater course of its kind in the Southern Hemisphere.
This Paddington neighborhood shop is part of Edwards Imports, a company that works with international fashion brands to bring the latest trends to Sydney.
Every Saturday, Sydney's fashionistas make a beeline for this sprawling collection of market stalls, known for showcasing the work of up-and-coming designers.
Take a family-designed adventure to Australia with Abercrombie & Kent's Family Holidays. With meals and excursions for children in mind, the Outback Adventure takes families to Sydney, the Outback, and the sacred sandstone rock the Aborigines call Uluru.

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Turkey abandons plans to install mandatory filtering software after months of widespread protest. The reversal of this controversial policy shows the power of determined advocacy.
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BARCELONA, Spain--T-Mobile US CTO Neville Ray said that 5G networks will mainly involve new uses of spectrum to address continued expected growth in mobile data usage and different uses cases, including from the Internet of Things. At the same time, Ray cautioned that there is no need to rush to 5G networks today, as LTE and LTE Advanced networks still have a great deal of capabilities that carriers can tap.
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IMO the darius skin looks like garbage and the Lulu skin is not good enough to warrant 375 more RP from me, also I dont like the color scheme, if the colors were better I would have considered it, she looks like an ugly human though instead of a cute purple pixie thing.
I just dont want 1350 to become the new price point because then I dont get to buy as many skins and I spend a lot of money on this game, like $300 so far in 8 months.
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Y u no happy for GOOD Darius skin? Better than Lord anyways...
I was going to rage at the community thinking... wtf all these downvotes at the reds??? These ungrateful *!@##@!!@
And then I saw the lulu price.... seriously i don't think a new pix skin warrants an extra 400 rp cost... I could buy a whole new skin with that
That Lulu skin is totally overpriced. It's almost a reskin. The difference between the skins that were released when she first came out and the this one is Pix looks like an incredibly ugly baby dragon. The polymorphs were already different per skin
Give me a Yorick skin with different ghouls and I will shell out 1350 rp easy. Get on that whoever does these, I know you have it in you.
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06 the ACLU Women's Rights Project and Racial Justice Program, joined by the ACLU of Colorado, the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, the NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund, Inc., Legal Momentum, the National Partnership for Women and Families, and many other leading civil rights and women's rights organizations filed a friend-of-the-court brief in the matter of Simpson v. University of Colorado on behalf of the appellants Lisa Simpson and Anne Gilmore. Ms. Simpson and Ms. Gilmore were sexually assaulted by University of Colorado football players and recruits while they were students at the school. They sued the University for sexual harassment, but lost in the trial court. The ACLU brief argued that the University is liable under Title IX for the sexual assault of the appellants because the University was on notice of a pattern of sexual assault and harassment in the football program and acted with deliberate indifference to the ongoing culture of hostility and abuse of women.
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Leasowe Castle is a unique Grade 2 listed building overlooking the stunning Wirral coastline and Leasowe Golf Course. Set amongst beautiful, tranquil gardens Leasowe Castle offers a peaceful retreat for both work and leisure, yet is only minutes from the M53 offering quick access to Liverpool, Chester and the glorious Cheshire countryside. Leasowe Castle is one of the most historic hotels Wirral.
All of Leasowe Castle Hotel's 46 en-suite bedrooms are tastefully decorated and located in the main castle building. The historic charm of this 16th century Wirral castle is combined with modern day comforts and technology to suit the most discerning of guests. All the hotel rooms have free internet access, direct dial telephones and flat screen TVs with a wide selection of Freeview channels. A large number of the hotel's bedrooms overlook the beautiful fairways of Leasowe golf course with the sea beyond. Leasowe Castle hosts the Portcullis Restaurant situated on the ground floor with views overlooking Leasowe Golf Course, specialising in English and French Cuisine. Our Head Chef Rob Moore and his kitchen brigade are happy to cater for vegetarians, gluten free and other special dietary requirements. We look forward to your stay!
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The exterior and grounds are really beautiful.
Located on the coast the views are outstanding. There's a very nice golf course as well. The lobby, lounge and bar areas are periodic, updated and nice. As far as the room, the first room I had was awful. I opened the door and was hit with the smell of a rotten egg. I thought the smell would subside if I put the shower fan on, but even hours later it was still there. I also tried to turn the shower on and the entire knob broke off. I notified the front desk and they took care of the situation immediately. They upgraded my room and helped me move my belongings over. Great customer service. Housekeeping should have told them of the odor and avoided the situation all together though. The first room was very small and not updated. Stuck in the 80's. I know that's the average size of a standard room in the UK, still it never seems to amaze me how small a standard can be. Thankful even the standard had a US double size bed. The second room was a Suite and much more spacious but still not updated. I would have expected this beautiful castle to have room that were "period" styled or modern/contemporary as I've experienced in Castles before. I was allowed to check in early as my flight from overseas arrived at 0800, for a fee. I've never been charged for that by any hotel in the UK before. I had noted the early arrival in the reservation noted/requests but they were surprised that I had arrived early and was asking to check in early. My room wasn't ready. Overall rooms are average. Customer service is good. Views are beautiful. I feel the rooms are a bit expensive for what you get though.
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The return of a cult classic by Martin Millar
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We are absolutely delighted to be reissuing Martin Millar's fantastically funny and quirky novel Ruby and the Stone Age Diet – available now!
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Though lovelorn and lonely, the narrator's life is rich with myth, demons, werewolves, gods and goddesses; everything is imbued with a spirit. There's Helena, goddess of electric guitar players; Ascanazl, an ancient and powerful Inca spirit who looks after lonely people; Shumash the sun god; the war and sexuality goddess Astarte; the muse Clio. In fact the only thing stronger and more sustaining than the narrator's fantasy life is his friendship with Ruby – the kind of friendship a body is made for.
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Multiple reports out of New York say that, after seven-plus hours of negotiations on Tuesday in two meetings between owners and players, the NHLPA is planning on delivering a new proposal to the league this afternoon after the league's Board of Governors meeting concludes.
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According to Dollywood's website, their correct spelling of theater is theatre. I mistakenly changed them when I noticed another spelling error. All of the "theaters" have been changed back to their correct "re" spelling.Rhodesgomer (talk) 07:14, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
In 2012, Dollywood began referring to "theater" instead of the long-used "theatre." Dollywood's website reflects this. I have updated article accordingly. JLeach87 (talk) 04:25, 11 December 2013 (UTC)
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Season InfoIt's Elena's first day back at Mystic Falls High School since the tragic death of her parents. Along with her Aunt Jenna, Elena tries her best to look after her troubled younger brother, Jeremy, and salvage what family they have left. The first day is already shaping up to be a struggle for Elena until she meets the mysterious new kid at school, Stefan. Elena is touched that he can relate to what she's going through. What Elena doesn't know is that Stefan is a vampire, constantly resisting the … More
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It'll be a replay of the show from 5pm. Apparently he said something along the lines of him loving Ron Paul and thought that he reminded him of Goldwater. Someone please tape it! Speaking of Goldwater I'll be watching "Mr. Conservative: Goldwater on Goldwater" tonight. ; ) Unfortunately I'll be working tomorrow, so I won't be seeing the Straw Poll live, but I've subscribed to Daily Paul text messages for the next best thing.
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Folks, as Congressman Paul gets more popular, a lot of people who were once critical of him will start to support him. Let's not hold it against them or call them on their change of heart. That's the way the world works. We need to embrace it. Chris Matthews went from "Oh God"-ing him to saying he loves him. That's the way it is, I don't hold it against the guy.
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Wasn't Chris Matthews the one the let out the "Oh, God" in that debate when Ron Paul was talking about the original intent of the Constitution? http://youtube.com/watch?v=DtkWNYdjFyo
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Enjoy music and calls in high-quality sound. Oval tube inserts come with 3 ear cap sizes for optimal fit and deep bass. Vacuum metallized housings boast sleek classy finish. Inline and control make hands-free phone calls convenient.
Philips SHE9800 In-Ear Headphones with Advanced Acoustics
" i dont want to say too much cuz its nearly discontinued , and its hard to find one , it was even then , the comfort is awesome ,the sound stage is the biggest i have ever heard even bigger then my cx500 . i own two of these , so you can think how much i love them .. good bass , nice mids , good highs and the best thing is its really fun to hear these .. onw thing i would like to..." --suman134
EarSonics SM64
"THE RATINGS: Highs: 4.5/5 Mids: 5/5 Lows: 4.5/5 (probably would be 5/5 with amping) Bass: 5/5 (swooshy style, though) Value: 5/5 Soundstaging: 5/5 This is all to say that the Earsonics SM64s are perhaps the best IEMs I have ever heard, and I was always a big IEM person. Let's be short about this: It absolutely slaughters the Shure SE530, SE535 line..." --Pepper
Philips SHE9700
" This IEM is definitely the best bang for the buck! Basshead person should purchase it without a doubt. Even it's higher brother, Philips SHE9800 didn't able to match the sound quality of this IEM! :D It produced very deep punching bass and high definition clarity on mid and treble. It feels like you have your own built in sub-woofer inside this IEM! Comfort to use in a long run,..." --chrone
Philips Fidelio S1
"As for any 'flat EQ' speakers these IEMs lacks a bit of energy and sparkle (not definition, they have plenty of it!), not everything is rendered precisely since they try to do everything (in particular I do not like the rendition of cymbals), so they do not excel in any particular area except for soundstage (I noticed that it's a common problem with IEMs that try to expand the soundstage)...." --Tetsuro P12
EarSonics SM3 Universal Fit IEM
"Remember those essays you had to write in grade school? Well I do even if you don't. In honor of that memory, I am going to write: What does the EarSonics SM3 mean to me? Back in March I was going to order the EarSonics SM3 based off the few things I have read about them, even though it wasn't much. But then something stopped me. Could they really be that good, and the shipping cost was as..." --average_joe
EarSonics EM3-PRO
Top of the line custom IEMs made by earsonics.
Philips SHE3590BK/10 In-Ear Headphones (Black)
"Accessories: Three sizes of single-flange silicone eartips. Build Quality/Design: This is probably the only part of these IEMs that feels like it belongs at the price point. The housings are entirely plastic and don't feel extremely durable but not extremely fragile either. Little driver flex is present. The cable is very poorly relieved, with no strain relief at the housing end and stiff..." --gopats1479


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New England's Tom Brady Vs. Denver's Peyton Manning (Again), Other Things About NFL Week 9
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With this week's release of the College Football Playoff selection committee's rankings, every game suddenly takes on new importance. Here are some of the big questions going into this week:
Cedar Springs High School's girls' cross country No. 1 runner Kenzie Weiler, the defending Division 2 state champion, is this week's Meijer-97.9 WGRD High School Athlete of the Week.
World Series MVP Madison Bumgarner threw five scoreless innings of relief, and Michael Morse drove in the game-winning run with a bloop single as the San Francisco Giants beat the Royals, 3-2, in Game 7 of the 2014 World Series in Kansas City on Wednesday night.
After a successful inaugural tournament that generated $600,000 for Midwest food pantries, the Meijer LPGA Classic presented by Kraft will return to Grand Rapids in 2015 for another week of community events and the best women golfers in the world.
The tournament is slated July 20-26, 2015, at Blythefield Country Club in Belmont, and will again benefit the Walker-based retailer Meijer's Simply Give program.
AYFKMWTS?!? (<-------- I'd spell that out for you, but I'd probably get in trouble.) Last week I reported about a guy who dressed up as "Domestic Abuse Ray Rice" for Halloween, complete with a blowup doll that he drug around that was meant to depict Rice's wife, Janay Rice. I thought he might be the only one stupid enough to do such a thing. I thought he might be the only person in America that would look at a case that has clearly brought intimate partner violence to light and think that it was something to joke about.
Apparenlty, I had too much faith in humanity.
High scores, amazing offensive performances and second chances highlighted Week 8 of the 2014 NFL season.
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This weekend didn't lack for big numbers and big drama in college football.
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The Spartans forced three turnovers en route to beating their arch-rivals for the sixth time in eight seasons.
The Hopkins High School football team's halfback pair of Quincy Collings and Wyatt Stegeman share honors as this week's Meijer-97.9 WGRD High School Athlete of the Week.
Hopkins has its regular-season finale at 7 p.m. tonight against Godwin Heights in Wyoming. Stegeman and Collings are two big reasons why the Vikings could claim the Ottawa-Kent (OK) Conference Silver Division title outright in addition to reaching the postseason for the ninth consecutive year.
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Anticipating a spike in the number of retiring federal employees, the Social Security Administration's Systems Office has hired 230 entry-level employees since 2004. About 75 of those new hires are information technology specialists brought in as federal interns through the Federal Career Intern Program.
The intern program has helped SSA meet its hiring challenges, said Jeannette Harmon, executive officer of SSA's Systems Office, which has a staff of about 3,250. "It has worked very well."
Lawrence Mittenberger said it took him only three months to get a full-time job offer after working as an intern in the Systems Office. "The greatest thing has been the networking opportunities," he said. Mittenberger graduated from Bowie State University in December 2004 and started work as an analyst in August 2005.
About 95 percent of the 75 federal career interns hired since 2004 as programmers and analysts still work at SSA's Systems Office.
The conversion rate to permanent placement for the intern program has increased governmentwide since 2001, said Mike Mahoney, manager of the staffing group at the Office of Personnel Management's Center for Talent and Capacity Policy.
In fiscal 2001, agencies employed about 400 federal career interns. In fiscal 2004, that number grew to about 7,000. It increased again in fiscal 2005 to slightly more than 10,000, Mahoney said. SSA, the Army and the Homeland Security Department are the program's top participants. From 2001 to 2004, SSA led other agencies by hiring 31 percent of the career interns employed during that period.
Harmon said she advertises the intern program at job fairs, at colleges and universities, online and in periodicals. Because the program has fewer eligibility requirements than, say, the Presidential Management Fellows Program, agencies can hire interns fairly quickly, she said. OPM oversees the career intern program, but agencies administer and run the program themselves.
President Clinton established the Federal Career Intern Program by executive order in 2000.
Interns come onboard for at least a two-year training period at the General Schedule 5, 7 and 9 levels, or the equivalent. As a result, the program draws from a young applicant pool and attracts few midlevel applicants.
Despite the program's hiring successes, some policy-makers are critical of how agencies have administered the program. The Merit Systems Protection Board (MSPB) published a report in September 2005 on the Federal Career Intern Program that criticized agencies for failing to work closely with interns while they are probationary employees.
"We're concerned that oftentimes the agency managers and interns themselves don't realize [interns] are in a trial period," said John Crum, deputy director of MSPB's Office of Policy and Evaluation, which published the report.
The report also cites concerns about agencies' use of weak prehiring assessment tools and lack of comprehensive recruiting strategies. "Agencies may keep going back to the same sources — for instance, the same colleges — year after year and do this in a way that may be exclusionary," Crum said.
MSPB officials, however, said the intern program has great potential. "This is a new type of program, and it needs to be systematically evaluated by agencies," Crum said. "If done correctly, it provides a better way to evaluate candidates and a better way to bring them in."
Hiring managers generally like the program and the interns. "It is helping us in terms of our succession planning — grooming and training young employees," Harmon said. "They're refreshing."
Lisagor is a freelance writer based in Washington, D.C.
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Officials will receive petitions at villages on Tuesdays
The Assured Maximum Service to Marginalized People in All villages (AMMA) scheme was launched at Kodaganallur near here on Tuesday by Collector C. Samayamoorthy. Special camps attended by senior government officials were also conducted in the 10 other taluks in the district.
The specialty of this programme is that government officials attached to all departments, led by taluk tahsildar will visit the villages to receive petitions from the public and provide solutions on the spot if the problems were found to be genuine.
Mr. Samayamoorthy said that the officials would meet the people in their villages itself on every Tuesday.
In the Kodganallur camp, 491 petitions were received and more than 90 per cent of the grievances such as plea for issue of orders for getting old age pension, community, nativity and income certificates were addressed on the spot.
District Revenue Officer B. Uma Maheshwari, Revenue Divisional Officer A. Perumal, tahsildar M. Kathiresan among others participated.
Special camps were also organised at Munneerpallam (Palayamkottai taluk), Perumalpatti (Sankarankoil), Chokkampatti (Tenkasi), Puliyarai (Shencottai), Thenmalai I (Sivagiri), Vadakku Kaavalaakurichi (Veerakeralamputhur), Subbiahpuram and Kaasikkuvaaiththaan (Alangulam), Vairaavikulam (Ambasamudram), Karanthaneri (Nanguneri) and Samooharengapuram (Radhapuram).
The district administration has planned to conduct a two-day training programmes for the representatives of local bodies to ensure successful implementation of AMMA scheme. In statement, Collector S.Nagarajan said that a team led by a tahsildar would select a revenue village on every Tuesday and hear the grievances regarding issuance of free house site pattas, old age pension, patta transfer, obtaining Kisan credit card, birth and death certificates and income certificate, drinking water problem, road facility etc,. These grievances would be forwarded to the officials concerned so that the petitioners need not spend time and money to give their petitions at the Collectorate at the weekly grievance redress meeting on Mondays.
The training programme would be conducted for the representatives of local bodies in Kalkulam and Vilavancode taluks on Wednesday, and for those from Agastheeswaram and Thovalai on Thursday.


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Thanks to some extra afterschool lessons, my 6 year-old daughter has become somewhat of a maths whiz. From those tricky big-numbered multiplications to the pop-quiz style roll call of additions, she's got it down pat. And I don't think it'll be too long either before she knows that dick joke plus cameo divided by pop culture reference – minus wit times by the power of fart gag equals Seth MacFarlane.
Though we usually only hear his voice as opposed to seeing his mug, MacFarlane is still an acquired taste. And much like, say, Jerry Seinfeld or William Shatner, if you don't like his voice, shtick or disposition, you'll unlikely find anything to like in his latest movie – a movie so Vain he probably thinks this review is about him. Don't you? Don't You?
"A Million Ways to Die in the West" is a show reel for TV-trained MacFarlane – there's barely a scene he's not in, there's barely a moment he hasn't written, there's barely a composition he hasn't scrawled himself, and there's not a moment in it that he didn't direct. It's all MacFarlane, all the time.
Granted, the "Family Guy" creator has surrounded himself with some great supporting talent here – Liam Neeson, Charlize Theron, Amanda Seyfried, Giovani Ribisi, Sarah Silverman, Neil Patrick Harris – but by and large, the supports are sitting in the strong section behind MacFarlane's big, doughty, showy trombone.
He plays Albert, a cowardly sheep farmer who has just lost his girlfriend Louise (Amanda Seyfried) – a self-absorbed, "big-eyed" man-eater – to the hairy-lipped owner (Neil Patrick Harris) of a local moustachery.
While drowning his sorrows at the local bar, he runs into a beautiful but mysterious woman (Charlize Theron) and they quickly become pals.
'Anna' helps Albert summon up enough balls to challenge his 'replacement' to a duel, before taking him out for some shooting practice. Before too long, the twosome start to fall head over heels in love.
But little does Albert know, the woman is married – albeit, unhappily – to the most notorious and deadliest gun-slinger in the west, Clinch Leatherwood (Liam Neeson).
And spliced into the love triangle yarn is a million (geddit?) jokes about different ways one can die in the west – from snake venom to falling ice, bar brawls and ferocious bulls, it's pretty easy to make your maker here.
The guy behind TV's The Griffins (he created and voices a bunch of characters on "Family Guy") and cinema's "Ted" – who he also voiced – takes a cue from, well, Yahoo Serious (that dude owes me fifty bucks) and crafts a western comedy around his particular set of smarmy skills. And thanks to some of those famous friends, a hefty budget, and an efficient screenplay, "A Million Ways to Die in the West" leaves "Reckless Kelly" for dust. And isn't that what most films aim for these days…?
Exec 1 : We're not exactly tracking so well…
Exec 2 : Doesn't matter, according to these how-much-do-you-want-to-see-this chart, we've already surpassed "Reckless Kelly"! Booyah!
Exec 1 : Are you… serious!?
Exec 2 : No, he is – Yahoo! And he's just had his Reckless ass whipped by our movie!
Damn straight.
While the jury's still out on whether MacFarlane will have a longer career in front of the camera than Serious, fact that he has a better idea of how to entertain an audience works in his favour. And the fact he's gotten to bang the hot blonde chick from "Game of Thrones", that stunner from "Twilight" (no, the other one – Ashley Greene), crazy Amanda Bynes, and former Slayer Eliza Dushku, suggests the guy isn't without appeal or allure. His sack-success might also suggest he's got some pull with the ladies, which should ease Universal's worries that he's not exactly your traditional leading man-type so mightn't attract the sheilas to the movie.
But enough about the size of MacFarlane's little Stewie, how's the movie?
Well, It feels familiar – guess there's a bit of "Blazing Saddles" in there, maybe even Dick Donner's "Maverick" – but MacFarlane's cooked up something mostly original here. It's a parody that works because the gags are largely observational Wikipedia-true things. No doubt he'll insult a few minorities by doing so (nothing new for MacFarlane), but some of the lines the filmmaker has in here about the life and times of – the dangerous and dreary – 'Wild West' work because, from what we know, they're true.
And though one can't argue that the movie might've worked best with an established actor in the lead (as opposed to the dude who voices Tim the Bear on "The Cleveland Show"), there's no denying MacFarlane knows how to tell a joke like the best of 'em. Some of his lines in this are gold. Paul Rudd or Seth Rogen may have worked better in the lead, but would they have been able to write as many effective funnies for themselves? Ponder that… while you scrub the ass of that saucepan tonight after dinner.
The more experienced thesps in the supporting cast all work well with the moonfaced comic, especially the beautiful Theron, who has some surprising chemistry with her goofy leading man. Their scenes together actually start to borderline on sweet, giving the comedy a much welcome realistic edge at times – or in the very least, a breather between the gags.
And there's some terrific, very brief cameos – that we won't spoil here but will say, one in particular will likely go down as a YouTube favourite for years to come. Kudos to MacFarlane for finding good use for each of the familiar faces he's used.
At just under two hours, the film is a little too long, and there's definitely just as many gags that miss as much as hit (already with the sex jokes dude, we get it – you know your way around a girls' rump), but if you're a fan of "Family Guy" or "Ted", you'll think your cinematic Powerball numbers have come up.
DVD : Fun commentary, amusing deleted scenes assemblage, and a featurette on the various locations used for the film.
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Against the Current - the band, not adventures in dangerous swimming 101
Zedd - If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy? (Well, answer my question!)
Arrow (Okay, Felicity from Arrow!)
Chrissy Costanza (cat eyes and buttery lyrics!)
Girls (TV) (Okay, Allison Williams!)
Movies - especially when they play in the dark.
Twin Peaks (TV)
Friends (TV) (It had me at "No way are you cool enough to pull Clint"; damn straight, Chandler!)
Traveling - preferably where water is, so I can splash someone!
Star Wars trilogy - no, the other one, fella!
Alex G - far more talented than her younger brother Alex H
Cameron Crowe movies - Say Anything..., Jerry Maguire, Almost Famous
The sign 'Free Wi-Fi'.
Reenacting dance/song scenes from "Grease" with my little girl (hey! Wait till you see my 'Summer Lovin'! - don't judge)
Die Hard - 40 stories of Sheer Adventure!
Alex Goot & Friends (his enemies aren't half as talented!)
Cooking up a nice dish and sitting in the entertainment area, on a cool night, basking in it's greatness.
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Acidic Email from angry, over passionate teenagers after I trash something "Twilight"-related on the site. Sparkle elsewhere.
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