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If You Commit A Crime, Distract The Victim With Your Boobs
The boob tip of the day comes to us straight from a woman in San Francisco. When an argument over a parking spot in the Haight district escalated, the woman intentionally rammed her car into the man's who would not let her have the parking spot. The woman, who was wearing a super, low-cut dress,…
Ami Angelowicz
April 13, 2013
Scientist Studies Boobs For 15 Years And Determines That Women Shouldn't Wear Bras
Professor Jean-Denis Rouillon, who is totally not a perv or anything, spent 15 years studying women's breasts, and in an up-close-and-personal way. His goal was to figure out what worked best for breasts, so he followed 330 women, measuring their breast size, shape and direction for more than a decade. His conclusion? "Medically, physiologically, anatomically"…
Julie Gerstein
April 11, 2013
Watch Claire Smedley Agonize Over Her 40MMM Boobs
Claire Smedley's 70 lb. boobs are the biggest in Britain. Currently a size 40MMM, her "big bubbaloobas" are still growing. As you can imagine, her gargantuan boobs have caused her some issues. The 30-year-old erotic model says she nearly smothered her last boyfriend to death with her chest and she's frightened she's going to do…
Ami Angelowicz
April 11, 2013
YouTube Bans Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" Music Video Over Too Many Boobs
No blurred lines here: YouTube has banned Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" music video for crossing the line. Thicke's sexy, sultry music video featuring T.I. and Pharrell violated the site's terms of agreement by being too porny. The unrated version of "Blurred Lines" featured writhing, dancing models undressing down nude-colored lingerie and the phrase "Robi…
Jessica Wakeman
April 2, 2013
"Model" Samantha Boing Boing Breastfeeds A Calf, Posts Proof On Instagram
Good morning! Have you had your coffee yet? Great! Because you'll need something in your system to help you digest these glorious photos of Brazilian "model" Sabrina Boing Boing breastfeeding a calf. Ms. Boing Boing, whose chief talent appears to be hiring herself out as a Pamela Anderson impersonator, posted the photos on Instagram, with…
Julie Gerstein
March 28, 2013
Robin #Thicke's New Video Is Full Of Nipples, Lambs & Pharrell (NSFW)
Robin Thicke is trying to make his name a #hashtag thing, and fair enough. His new song "Blurred Lines," featuring T.I. and Pharrell is #terrible, but nobody is gonna care once they see the unrated video for it, which is full of basically naked models and their #boobies. It's hard to remember how the Robi…
Julie Gerstein
March 27, 2013
Do Not Want: Barbie Boob Necklaces
If I work really hard, I can almost convince myself that these Barbie boob necklaces are funky and irreverent and cool, but then I remember they're made from disembodied doll parts, and get creeped out. If that wasn't bad enough, I can only imagine that adding a second pair of boobs to my chest area…
Winona Dimeo-Ediger
March 25, 2013
12 Celebs Who've Insured Body Parts
According to Jennifer Love Hewitt, her 36C breasts are worth millions. "The Client List" star told US Weekly: "I need, like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like, 'Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million dollars,' I'd be like, 'Do it. Love it! Why not?'" But then she…
Ami Angelowicz
March 13, 2013
All The Model Nip Slips — And Vaginas, Too! — From Paris Fashion Week (NSFW)
Admit it, you're a perv. That's why you've clicked on this here slideshow, featuring all manner of boobs, nipples and vaginas from the latest runway shows. And yes, they're all there -- from the gauzy breasts at Alexis Mabille, to the blatant nip slips at Elie Saab. And we haven't even begun talking about the…
Julie Gerstein
March 6, 2013
Valege Lingerie Presents A Pair Of Animated Tits Bumping Nipples (NSFW)
French lingerie line Valega made some weird boob cartoons to promote their Finally Together push up bra. The ads feature animated breasts (with arms and legs) joyfully reuniting. In this commercial, right and left breasts meet at the airport and engage in a highly disturbing nipple bumping squishfest. The other spots take place respectively at…
Ami Angelowicz
February 20, 2013
Boise Man Wins A Free Boob Job, Can't Figure Out What To Do With It
It's always uncomfortable to receive a gift you don't want. You remember your childhood birthday parties. Just smile and say thanks for the Barbie you already have! Boise man, Andy Thompson, found himself in an extremely awkward position when he won a $3,000 voucher for breast augmentation surgery. For Mardi Gras, a local bar wa…
Ami Angelowicz
February 20, 2013
16 Strange Pieces of "Sexy" Valentine's Day Lingerie
Sure, "sexy" is highly subjective. And if you like any or all of the lingerie found in this gallery, go wild. I just happen to think some of it looks highly painful/questionable/ridiculous. Click through and decide.
Julie Gerstein
February 13, 2013
The Best Boobs At The 2013 Grammy Awards
As we might have mentioned, the 2013 Grammys were a special affair. Not just because of the return of Justin Timberlake and a special appearance by Prince and his pimp cane, but because prior to the broadcast, CBS sent out a memo outlining a very special dress code. The dress code attempted to quell the…
Julie Gerstein
February 11, 2013
19 Sexy Lingerie Models Whose Boobs Are Mysteriously Missing Nipples
It's hard out there for a nipple. Or at least, it must be -- that's what we've got to assume based on the fact that so many lingerie models seem to be missing theirs these days. As we attempted to shop for sexy V-Day lingerie, we were struck by all of these hapless models, who've…
Julie Gerstein
February 4, 2013
Jennifer Lawrence On The Shocking Discovery That Her Boobs Are Not Symmetrical
"I just went to the doctor today, I got a chest X-ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven … I was like standing there with these doctors and they're like looking at my lungs and I just couldn't—it felt like an elephant in the room—and I was like, 'Are my breast…
Ami Angelowicz
February 1, 2013
15 Celebs Getting Felt Up
It looks Justin Bieber is adapting to single life quite nicely. This week, he got to second base with a fan at a Florida meet-and-greet. Or maybe he was just squeezing her boob to help prevent breast cancer. How gentlemanly of him! Either way, the girl appears to be enjoying it very much. I…
Ami Angelowicz
January 30, 2013
Tweeting Pictures Of Your Boobs Isn't Really Feminist, Y'all
I guess "feminism" now means tweeting pictures of your cleavage with the hashtag #KUboobs to support your college sports team? At least that's how some football basketball fans at the University of Kansas see it. Oh, fighting about "choice feminism": will it ever get old? [Feministing] On the Supreme Court's historic Roe vs.
Jessica Wakeman
January 22, 2013
Woman Smothers Boyfriend To Death With Her Boobs
In case you were wondering, and I know you were, breasts can be used as a weapon. Washington woman, Donna Lange has been charged with second-degree manslaughter for smothering her 51-year-old boyfriend to death with her boobs. This weekend, at a Snohomish County trailer park, neighbors called the cops when they heard a man screaming…
Ami Angelowicz
January 22, 2013
School Allegedly Suggested A Breast Reduction Would Stop 6th Grader's Sexual Harassment
Middle school is rough on all of us. It's especially rough when the administration at your middle school blames you for the sexual harassment you're getting because of the size of your boobs. And it's downright hellish when said administration suggests to your mother that a breast reduction might help.
Jessica Wakeman
January 21, 2013
Taylor Swift Should Never, Ever Get Back Together With Her Makeup Artist
Okay, fine, her skin looks amazing, but I really want to come at Tay Tay with some cotton swabs, makeup remover, and a blending brush right about now, because all that rust eyeshadow is making her look rather corpse-y. On the plus side, her breasteses look fab! Harry Styles, boy, eat your clam-loving…
Rachel Krause
January 10, 2013
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Amanda Knox's Murder Conviction Has Been Overturned
Foxy Knoxy is off the hook.
Claire Hannum
March 27, 2015
21 Love & Life Lessons From Mariah Carey In Honor Of…
Today is Mariah Carey's 45th birthday and it's got me feeling emotions, specifically gratitude for all the wisdom about life and love that she has imparted through her music over. So in honor of Mimi's big day, here are those bits of wisdom, accompanied by GIFs of Mariah at her most divalicious.
Amelia McDonell-Parry
March 27, 2015
#Problematic: Country Fans Don't Have A "Girl Crush,"…
It's been a tough week, kids. I'm imagining you sitting in front of an open refrigerator, the buzz of the light dulling your existential thoughts. That seven-minute video of Tom Hanks paying homage to his body of work is playing on your laptop from the other room, for no one in particular. You're…
Chloe Stillwell
March 27, 2015
Drea De Matteo Loses Apartment Of 22 Years In NYC…
Drea posted a photo to Instagram of the burning building, captioning it: "A hole where my N.Y.C. home of 22 years once stood. RIP 123 2nd Avenue."…
Amelia McDonell-Parry
March 27, 2015
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Dublin is set for a wheel good time today after cycling ace Lance Armstrong invited Irish fans to join him on a cycle ride in Dublin's Phoenix Park.
Armstrong, 37, posted a message on his Twitter page today saying he would be setting off from the traffic circle at Fountain Road and Chesterfield Avenue at 5.30 p.m. Irish time.
The seven-times Tour de France winner is in Dublin for a cancer conference hosted by his foundation LiveStrong.
He also took part in the Tour of Ireland last week which he said was his last official race of the year.
More than 300 people joined him on a ride in Paisley, Renfrewshire, last week when he sent a similar tweet.
However, Irish gardai (police) are expecting a far larger crowd to join the cycle in the park.
Today's tweet read: "Good morning Dublin. Who wants to ride this afternoon? I do. 5:30 pm @ the roundabout of Fountain Rd and Chesterfield Ave. See you there.."
Armstrong returned to competitive cycling this year after retiring in 2005. Since he was 25, he has undergone several treatments for cancer and is hailed by many for his good humor and encouragement for other cancer sufferers.
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Paul McCartney on Performing: 'I Can't Imagine Ever Not Doing It'
At this stage of his illustrious career, Paul McCartney has seen and done pretty much everything. Now that he's in his 70s, he's officially at an age when most artists start to think about slowing down. But Paul McCartney is not most artists.
Paul McCartney Rocks Milwaukee's Miller Park
Paul McCartney's performance of 'Hey Jude' at last summer's Olympics caused some people on social-networking sites to wonder if it was time for him to finally retire that chestnut. But his sold-out concert at Milwaukee's Miller Park on July 16 proved why he shouldn't: Nothing can unite a massive crowd like that famous coda.
Paul McCartney Joined Onstage by Surviving Members of Nirvana
It's been years since Kurt Cobain's death ended Nirvana's promising career, but the group's music is still closely identified with Seattle. So it only makes sense that when Paul McCartney played his first-ever concert in the city's Safeco Stadium, he invited the surviving members of Nirvana to join him.
Paul McCartney's Drummer Teases New Album
It's been six years since Paul McCartney released an album of original material. But according to his longtime drummer Abe Laboriel, Jr., the former Beatle has written plenty of new songs since then.
56 Years Ago: John Lennon Meets Paul McCartney
The first time John Lennon met Paul McCartney, Lennon was about ready to go onstage with his band the Quarrymen. One of the group members knew McCartney from school, so he introduced him to his bandmates. Lennon was 16; McCartney was 15. It was July 6, 1957, and the most significant meeting in rock history was about to go down.
Wings Single Signed By Paul and Linda McCartney Sells for $1,200
A copy of Wings' 1972 single 'Hi, Hi, Hi' / 'C Moon' signed by both Paul McCartney and his wife Linda has sold for $1,205 after 16 bids on eBay. The late Linda added "Happy New Year" to her inscription.
40 Years Ago: George Harrison Knocks Paul McCartney Off the Top of the Charts
Paul McCartney Rocks 'Colbert Report'
Paul McCartney dropped by 'The Colbert Report' last week for a special hour-long episode that included an extended interview with the former Beatle and performances of six classic songs.
Paul McCartney Books One-Hour 'Colbert Report' Special
The June 12 stop on Paul McCartney's 'Out There' tour will find him playing to one of the bigger audiences he's likely to face this year: Everyone watching 'The Colbert Report.'


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Twilight -- grand opening at 12:00 AM Friday morning
Original post made by out of touch?, Menlo Park: Fair Oaks, on Nov 21, 2008
We had no idea what would generate such interest. Well turning on the TV local news we find we had witnessed what was apparently an area, probably State wide, situation. They were waiting to see the grand opening of a new movie "Twilight" based on a book series that apparently has taken the place of the Harry Potter series.
What I find disturbing is the movie was not going to start until 12:00 AM and this is a school night. Quite obviously those attending are hardly going to be getting much done in the way of school work today.
I don't understand parents allowing their kids to attend such a late showing. Even more to the point is what I see as greed on the part of the theater owners, movie producers etc., for showing the movie at this time of day.
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a resident of Woodside: Kings Mountain/Skyline
on Nov 21, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Ah, the resiliancy of youth. I remember when I caught the 3 a.m. showing of Star Wars Episode 1 on opening night.
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storms531May 18, 2006
Just starting out not shy needing any thing that grows past owners grew grass and weeds. Excited this will be our 1st swap. Hope what I bring will interest anyone.
Tomatoes (roma,better boy,few beef steak)
Lilly Of The Valley white, Linton roses sm, clump of orange tiger lily, creeping jenny starts, few purple siberian iris
mari5us(z6a/b TN)
Hi Cindy,
Hi Cindy,
I sent you an email. I'd like to trade for some of your lily of the valley,siberian iris and tomato starts especially the roma's. I am bringing pond plants, lilies, cannas, glad bulbs and others. Please let me know if you'd like to trade. thanks. also I have heirloom iris and some named


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Gaggenau 30' double ovens...
clarygraceMarch 1, 2012
Came across a brand new display model Gaggenau BX280610, for $6K, should I bite?
The cheapest price I have seen for those ovens is $5k with free shipping on Ebay.
If you buy from anyone other than authorized dealer in your area you don't get the 5 year warranty.
The cheapest I have seen in my area was $6.2K.
I think the warranty,being able to pre-inspect the ovens before purchase,and the peace of mind it brings is worth the $1k. And who knows when that deal may come again on ebay?
Bottom line; I would bite.


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1. Arrange bacon on a microwave-oven-safe roast rack set in a glass baking dish. Cover with a paper towel. Cook in microwave oven
4 minutes at High, or until done. Crumble bacon and set aside.
2. Put milk, cream cheese and butter into a 1-quart glass casserole. Heat uncovered in microwave oven 30 seconds at High, or until cream cheese is softened; stir to blend.
3. Beat eggs, salt and pepper until blended. Add egg mixture and bacon to cheese mixture; stir. Cook uncovered in microwave oven 3 minutes at High, or until eggs are almost set; stir after 2 minutes.
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Jonathan Allen
Jonathan Allen took up his post as the British Ambassador to Bulgaria in February 2012. Before that, he was Head of the East Africa and Great Lakes Department of the FCO.
Prior to that Jonathan established and led RICU, a cross-Government Counter-Terrorism communications unit, and was Assistant Director in the Home Office's International Directorate with responsibility for Bulgarian and Romanian entry into the EU.
He began his career on EU issues and has been posted to Cyprus and Brussels, where he was Government Spokesman during the UK Presidency in 2005.
Jonathan is married to Elizabeth Patricia, and has two children.
Previous roles in government
British Ambassador to Bulgaria
- 2012 to 2015
British Ambassador to Bulgaria on foreign policy in a less stable neighbourhood
- 9 October 2014
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A Message of renewal and reform
- 3 September 2013
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Another ND oil record set in August: State pumps more than 701K barrels per day
GRAND FORKS -- North Dakota's oil production set another record in August, averaging 701,134 barrels a day, according to the state Department of Mineral Resources on Wednesday.
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Reply+25#49 - djequalizee (05/21/2013) [-]
Reply+2#70 to #49 - duckslikegrapestoo (05/21/2013) [-]
******* hate that one!i worked at subway and id stare at them a while not moving for any cheese til they say something. then i ask them again
Reply0#78 to #70 - umybitchnigga (05/21/2013) [-]
i wouldve been a total dick and said we dont make Yes cheese here asshole
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i might have been able to get away with "thats not even a cheese"


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A mingebag is like a toiletary bag but has all the contents to a perfectly kept minge. The things likely to be kept in a mingeback include: a razor, waxing strips, perfume and no doubt, a little mirror
Damn look at that hair ass mofo, she needs more than a good mingebag before i would bone her.
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Flood plan needed to stem tide
- From: The Courier-Mail
- February 11, 2013
NOW the hue and cry from the flooding has died down and the recovery processes are in train in Bundaberg and elsewhere, the debate has shifted to the question of what should be done to alleviate Queensland's flood problem.
Four successive summers of severe floods have pushed the political system to begin thinking about the long term.
There is a way forward.
Queensland needs an agreement between the federal, state and local governments about mitigation - in other words about what should be done to manage flooding in the future and how the very big dollars required should be found.
There is a blueprint. NSW was badly affected by flooding during the mid-1950s, when almost all of the state's rivers had very bad floods. There were more than 50 deaths and the damage to houses and businesses, including farms, was colossal. Many flood-height records established then have not been challenged since.
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Stopping saying Queensland, when it only about Brisbane. False & Misleading.
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Director: Anurag Basu
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Language: HindiThe movie goes around a character Barfi whose parents named him Murphy, but everyone calls him Barfi! Always ready with a prank up his sleeve, he's quite the charmer, especially with the ladies! In Darjeeling, Barfi (Ranbir Kapoor) is the talk of the town. Even though he can neither speak nor listen!
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I have a conditional format in Excel that is displaying the up/down arrows based on certain values. This works just fine. However, in my spreadsheet (which is largely controlled by VBA) the user has the ability to review data in a 'grade' display (L=1,M=3,H=5) rather than the 1/3/5 score. I have a custom function that can convert the L/M/H to a number, but I can't figure out how to incorporate this into the conditional format. I can do it in a normal conditional format, but I want the up/down arrows icon set. I'd remove the conditional formatting and apply an icon to the cell with VBA but I don't think that's possible. Any help?
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Mimic Conditional Formatting
Forget conditional formatting and use excel 2003 type methods with arrows and Wingdings font. Looks very similar, Andy Pope has a good example:Mimic 2007 Conditional Formatting Icon
Use an invisible helper column
The hidden helper column will display the numeric values 1,3,5 based on the actual cells L,M,H. Then in the cell with the L,M,H, you add the conditional and set it to the value of the helper column.
What I ended up doing was adding an additional cell to the right that used a UDF to convert the cell values to numbers. I then applied the conditional formatting to this new cell and set it to to display the icon only. By locking the icon cell and protecting the worksheet (was going to protect anyways) the field is never user editable which is exactly what I wanted.


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This testimony discusses the challenges of effective emergency preparedness for, response to, and recovery from major emergencies, including catastrophic incidents. Effective emergency preparedness and response for major events requires the coordinated planning and actions of multiple players from multiple first responder disciplines, jurisdictions, and levels of government as well as nongovernmental entities. Effective emergency preparedness and response requires putting aside parochialism and working together prior to and after an emergency incident. September 11, 2001 fundamentally changed the context of emergency management preparedness in the United States, including federal involvement in preparedness and response. The biggest challenge in emergency preparedness is getting effective cooperation in planning, exercises, and capability assessment and building across first responder disciplines and intergovernmental lines. DHS has developed several policy documents designed to define the federal government's role in supporting state and local first responders in emergencies, implement a uniform incident command structure across the nation, and identify performance standards that can be used in assessing state and local first responder capabilities. Realistic exercises are a key component of testing and assessing emergency plans and first responder capabilities, and the Hurricane PAM planning exercise demonstrated their value. With regard to the status of emergency preparedness across the nation, we know relatively little about how states and localities (1) finance their efforts in this area, (2) have used their federal funds, and (3) are assessing the effectiveness with which they spend those funds. Katrina has raised a host of questions about the nation's readiness to respond effectively to catastrophic emergencies. Effective emergency preparedness is a task that is never done, but requires continuing commitment and leadership because circumstances change and continuing trade-offs because we will never have the funds to do everything we might like to do.
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You really ain't right if you're wondering why I'm posting another Miley Cyrus post. Baby Prince George doesn't deserve that comparison.
Duchess Kate and Prince William released three portraits of the future 17-month-old King of England, Baby Prince George, being a baby on the steps of Kensington Palace. UsWeekly says that the pictures were taken in November and the royals are releasing them now, because they know you'll want to print them out, frame them and put them on your mantel before Christmas times. The photographer really captured Baby Prince George being pure Baby Prince George, because in that picture above he's making a smirk like he sees a brat playing with one of his toys and he just wants to strangle them. Pure BPG!
Prince Hot Ginge's future drinking partner isn't only serving FACE in these portraits, he's serving FASHION too. Every menswear designer in Paris has to cut their weekend short and go back into the office tomorrow. They'll have to scrap everything they've worked on because next season is all about black knee socks, nun shoes and knitted Queen's Guard vests. Baby Prince George sets the fashion bar.
After the cut are two more pictures of BPG looking like a miniature old man.
File Under "How Dreadful!": Duchess Kate Recycled A Dress For A Fancy Dinner Party Last Night
Money must be tight at the castle (cut to two surly dudes named Nigel and Simon repossessing Baby Prince George and Unky Harry's solid-gold hot tub), because on the left is Duchess Kate wearing a Jenny Packham dress at a fundraiser back in February, and on the right is a 5-months pregnant Duchess Kate wearing the same Jenny Packham dress to the St. Andrews University 600th anniversary dinner in NYC last night. And this isn't even the first time she's recycled that dress either; E! says she also wore it to a benefit 14 months ago. Wearing the same dress three times to three fancy events? Say it with me now: GAUCHE! Even Chanel-suit Marge Simpson is like "You need to get a new dress."
But now that the snobby bitch in me is done talking, the lazy leggings-wearing sloth that I truly am can admit that I don't totally hate that Duchess Kate decided to recycle that dress. First of all, it's not hideous (that's a type of compliment, right?). Second, when you wear the same dress a couple of times, there are no surprises; you know exactly just how much cheese you can eat before the fabric around the waist goes from tight to pray for zipper. Or whether or not you need to worry that your thighs will create a whole bunch of static cling that makes the fabric bunch up and look like your pussy is trying to eat your dress. Or if the fabric will show wine stains when you get a case of the sloppies. These are the important questions.
Here's more of Duchess Kate and Prince William at the 600th anniversary of St. Andrews in NYC last night. Sidenote: you know you're rich as shit when you're invited to the 600th anniversary of something.
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Duchess Kate Outs Herself As A Member Of The Beyhive At The Nets Game Last Night
"Ermahgerd! A few months ago, Willy busted one in me while 'Drunk In Love' was playing and now I'm knocked up with a spare. Thank you, King B!" is probably what Duchess Kate is saying to Beyonce in that picture. And yes, I'm trying to figure out how to say "Ermahgerd" with a British accent.
Duchess Kate and Prince William's trip to NYC took them to Brooklyn last night where they met the King and Queen of the Beyhive on the floor of the kingdom that Jay-Z owns one-fifth of one percent of. Below is a video from The Hollywood Reporter where a guy tells Duchess Kate and Prince William to get their royal asses up out of their seats to walk a few steps to greet Beyonce and Jay-Z.
How gracious of the royals to let their subjects skip the whole "bowing down" thing. I'm talking about Beyonce and Jay-Z of course. It was so nice of Beyonce to let Duchess Kate and Prince William break Beyhive royal protocol by not bowing down before her. Not even Michelle Williams gets to do that! Who knows what these rich bitches talked about. Duchess Kate probably told Jay-Z that she's sorry to hear about his 99 problems and at one point I'm sure Beyonce gave DK the number to her personal wig master just in case Prince William wants to dress up that bald spot. Today, Bill and Cathy Cambridge are visiting the 9/11 Memorial and then I'm sure they'll do tourist stuff like go see Mamma Mia! after having dinner at Manhattan's finest restaurant Guy Fieri's American Kitchen + Bar.
Also, a small ESCANDALO happened last night after the game. LeBron James ignored the invisible "Do Not Put Your Peasant Hands On The Royal" sign hanging on Duchess Kate when he put his arm around her. The Daily Mail dramatically says that LeBron BREACHED PROTOCOL, so I'm sure THE QUEEN will declare war on our yanky asses for this.
If you're going to blatantly breach protocol by touching a sacred royal from a different country on American soil (copyright: Laura Jeanne Poon), then you must throw a sneaky rebel side-eye while doing so.
Pics: Splash, Getty
Prince William Took A Road Trip To DC To Talk About Animals With The President
And once again, I zoomed in on his stuffed crust crotch area. What is wrong with me? Don't answer that. So it's Day 2 of Prince William and Duchess Kate's Excellent American Adventure, and Prince William got to go to the White House and meet with President Barack Obama. According to Us Weekly, they both wore blue suits and hung out in the Oval Office to talk about wildlife trafficking. Because I'm a next-level dum dum, I had to ask Michael K what wildlife trafficking was, and apparently it's when shady types smuggle animals and ivory for no good. Sort of like if Khloe Kardashian snuck herself on a plane headed for Tatooine, I guess.
They also talked about Baby Prince George, who I assume is back at home chilling out in the hot tub with a couple cold apple juice-kees and Unky Harry, since there have been 0 reports of stolen toys or angry baby eye-shankings. Prince William reportedly told Obama that Baby Prince George's birth was "chaos" and that he's expecting 2015 to be an "interesting, busy year" with Baby No. 2 on the way. "OH, you have NO idea" said Baby Prince George, as he attempted to flush a corgi down one of the royal toilets.
Meanwhile, back in New York, Duchess Kate spent the morning with First Lady Chirlane McCray in Harlem at the Northside Center for Child Development. Duchess Kate Coat Watch, Day 2: Kate wore a black knee-length wool coat. And tonight, Will and Kate will get to meet real royalty when they sit court-side at a Brooklyn Nets game with Her Majesty of Heaven and Earth Beyonce and her husband Jay Camel. Hmmm, I wonder who will bow first?
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Duchess Kate Went Back To Work
After spending the last several weeks hunched over one of the gem-encrusted golden toilets at Kensington Palace barfing her knocked-up guts out, Duchess Kate is finally well enough to slip on a pair of pantyhose and pull out the eyeliner and return to work. Praise be to the pregnancy gods! It's been too long since Duchess Kate smiled and waved and wore a silly little hat and wore an outfit that sold out in 0.03 seconds! Curse you, hyperemesis gravidarum, you Harry Potter-sounding hurl-making killjoy!
The Daily Mail says that Kate's first job back from sick leave was to pack up the royal fetus in a fancy Alexander McQueen coat and join Prince William at Buckingham Palace to install new drywall in the den and re-paint the powder room. No! It was to welcome the President of Singapore and his wife. They shook hands! They drank tea! Duchess Kate tried very hard to keep from using her tiny hat as a makeshift barf bag! Meanwhile, Prince Harry was also chilling out in Buckingham Palace with a case of the sicks too, but it was because one of the guards dared him to chug 6 Jägerbombs and play spinny bat with St. Edward's Sceptre the night before.
After they met with the President of Singapore, Kate and Will then whistled for the valet to bring around their horse-drawn whip and they went home. Phew! What a day! Sounds exhausting. But really, all sarcasm aside, I'm sure it was exhausting. Have you ever tried to work with a case of the barfs? It's fucking DIFFICULT! And I've heard that morning sickness is like a hangover dry humped food poisoning, so I bet Kate was working overtime to make sure she didn't blow crumpet chunks on the President or his wife.
Here's more of Kate and William working 9 to 5 (9:00am to 9:05am). Fun Fact! Kate is about 13 weeks pregnant, which means that judging by the size of her tummy bump, that puts my bloated cheeseburger locker at around 24 weeks. Congratulations to me!
Pics: Splash
It's Monday, So Here's Prince Hot Ginge Playing Rugby With A Bunch Of Kids
Mondays are disgusting and gross and nobody should have to live through them, but they're a little less disgusting and gross when you can rinse out the Monday crust from your eyes with these pictures of Prince Hot Ginge looking like an extra derpy wascally wabbit running from Elmer Fudd while playing touch rugby with a bunch of kids.
While Duchess Kate and Prince William continued to whore out every single detail of the standby king or queen baking in her uterus royale, someone in that family did ACTUAL work. At the Eccles RFC (whatever that means) in Manchester, England this morning, Uncle Hot Ginge took part in a teacher training session which included a game of touch rugby. I'm beginning to think that my mother did me wrong by having me 25 years too early and not moving to England right after she had me, because if she did I could be the one playing touch rugby with PHG. The most star-studded shit that happened to me in school was the time Tina Yothers came to visit us and it was square pizza day, so her visit was the second most exciting thing to happen that day.
These pictures once again tell me that PHG will make a perfect husband. He's a ginge, he's got access to those royal jewels, he'll forever get that benefits money, he has sweet moves, he can teach you how to snort vodka when doctors tell you to cut back on drinking booze and he looks like he genuinely likes kids. So he can entertain the brats in the backyard of Buckingham Palace while you and THE QUEEN get drunk on spiked Earl Grey tea while gossiping about the ugly dress that slut tramp trollop Cumilla wore to the Downton Abbey viewing party.
And yes, this picture has already made a morning appearance in my Photoshop.
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Kensington Palace Says That Duchess Kate Will Birth Out Her Second Fancy Royal Baby Sometime In April
I'm not sure what Prince Harry, Duchess Kate, and Prince William are looking at in this picture, but whatever it is, it's giving them the same glazed-over look in their eyes I get when I look at a picture of the Royal Family that doesn't include Baby Prince George or The Queen's loyal army of corgis, aka the REAL STAHS of that family. Maybe I'll Photoshop a corgi perching on Prince William's shoulder (like a pirate with a parrot) later.
Speaking of Baby Prince George, he only has about 5 months left of struttin' around the house like he owns the place (even though he technically owns the place). The Telegraph says that Kensington Palace has confirmed that Duchess Kate's second FRF (fancy royal fetus) is due sometime in April. They also said she still has a case of the sicks, but she's hurling a lot less than she was in the beginning of her pregnancy. Less hurling? Party on, Kate!
The arrival of Duchess Kate's FRF in April means there's a 1 in 30 chance it could be born on either The Queen's 89th birthday (April 21st) or Kate and William's 4th wedding anniversary (April 29th). Sorry, did I say 1 in 30? I meant a snowball's chance in hell, cause ain't no fancy royal baby stealing The Queen's thunder on her own birthday! I bet The Queen has instructed her thuggiest corgi to make sure Kate doesn't go into labor anywhere near April 21st by crawling up the royal cooch and telling that baby to stay put or else. But if by some unholy miracle the baby is born on The Queen's birthday, she can always use her Queenly powers to change the hour of the baby's birth into a new day, like April 21.5 or April-ish. Problem solved!
Another Baby Will Get To Call Prince Hot Ginge "Uncle"
In case you couldn't tell by the sound of Morrissey squealing with joy, Duchess Kate's got another royal growing in her uterus. We all better start building up our endurance and training to not blink for hours on end, because soon we'll all be spending every moment of our day staring at that damn fucking door while watching St. Mary's Hospital live feed.
Clarence House announced this morning that Prince William busted a raw royal nut all over Duchess Kate's royal ovaries and one stuck. Duchess Kate is knocked up with the fourth in line to the throne and more importantly, she's knocked up with another kid who gets to learn from the master, Prince Hot Ginge, how to butt chug vodka in the Buckingham Palace powder room so THE QUEEN won't be able to smell booze on their breath. Just like the last time, Duchess Kate has got the morning barfs in a major way so she had to call in sick to her job today and she's not even at the 12-week mark yet.
Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to announce that The Duchess of Cambridge is expecting their second child.
The Queen and members of both families are delighted with the news.
As with her first pregnancy, The Duchess is suffering from Hyperemesis Gravidarum. Her Royal Highness will no longer accompany The Duke of Cambridge on their planned engagement in Oxford today. The Duchess of Cambridge is being treated by doctors at Kensington Palace.
Congratulations to Duchess Kate, because now she's really done her job to the fullest by giving the royal family an heir AND a spare. Congratulations to Prince Hot Ginge, because now he's even further away from the throne. And congratulations to Baby Prince George, because soon he'll have a little brother or sister to slap around and steal toys from.
And condolences to all you Brits, because now you'll have to get a second or third job to pay for that baby.
Royal Fetus Watch: Duchess Kate Touched Her Stomach!
Duchess Kate kept her hand firmly planted on her stomach during Saturday morning's ribbon-cutting ceremony for the Yorkshire leg of the Tour de France, which either means she's knocked-up with the second future fetus king or she's got a major case of gut rot. Kate covered her belly the whole time, which is usually a sign that it's time to plug in the Corgi's Choice Royal Ultrasound Kit (available at your local Tesco!) but I wouldn't put it past that devious Kate-hating Queen to sneak some Ex-Lax into Kate's morning crumpet so that she'd get the shits and have to stay home. Personally, I want to believe it's gas; it's more fun to imagine Buckingham Palace Barbie pretending to cough in an attempt to mask the sound of noisy gut burps.
Not to mention that Baby Prince George is a jealous baby who would rather take a bilby bite to the shin than share the spotlight with another royal rug rat, so he's probably trained the Queen's smartest corgi to replace Duchess Kate's prenatal vitamins with birth control pills. It's not a fool-proof plan, but at least it will buy him some time to research how to perform a DIY vasectomy on his Leap Pad. "There's only one Baby Prince and it's Baby Prince George, dammit!" he says, as he soaks his blankie in chloroform.
Here's more of Duchess Kate with her hand glued to her stomach at the Yorkshire leg of the Tour de France. She even cut the ribbon with one hand! Who does this trick think she is, Dudley the Dragon? Speaking of puppets, what in the name of Howdy Doody is going on with Prince Hot Ginge's pants? I assume he's wearing those shapeless disasters after arriving in a pair of nut-hugging spandex bike shorts and being told to change because the cyclists found his Yorkshire Pudding bulge too distracting.
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Pippa Middleton Says She Had No Idea Her Sister's Wedding Was Going To Be Such A Big Deal
The second Prince William slipped that giant Heart of the Ocean-looking ring on Kate Middleton's skinny finger and asked her to make him the happiest future King in all the land by marrying his ass, the Universe erupted into a giant ball of British screams, The Queen's smartest corgi booked England's fanciest choorch, and Prince Hot Ginge started cutting back to chugging one bottle of whiskey a night, because it was time to start planning the WEDDING OF THE CENTURY!!!1!
The only one who didn't get the memo that it was time to drop everything and start preparing for the DEFCON-1 of weddings was Pippa Middleton. Kate's sister told sleazy high school math teacher Matt Lauer on Today (via Page Six) that her ass isn't the only thing that's thick as a brick by confessing that she didn't think the royal wedding was going to be such a big deal:
"It sounds funny to say, we saw it, as a family, as just a family wedding. I didn't realize, perhaps, the scale of it, until afterwards. I had to make sure I helped my sister where I should, and look after the bridesmaids and pageboys. But we really saw it as a family getting together and doing their bit. It was when we saw crowds rushing around, towards the balcony, and I suddenly was like, 'Wow, this is pretty special.'"
It was my understanding that marshmallow tycoon James Middleton was the DERP-iest of the Middleton siblings, but now I'm not so sure. Just a family wedding?!? The Hell? Her sister hit the Powerball MegaMillions Jackpot of life and Pippa assumed they were going to celebrate in the banquet hall at the Crowne Plaza with soggy beef wellingtons and a Craigslist DJ named Spyder?
And if Pippa knows what's good for her, she should have followed up that quote by saying: "Of course, there was no question as to how special it was when Baby Prince George was born. It was the most special day. And every day afterwards. Baby Prince George is the most special baby in the world. I am truly blessed to be his aunt." ("That's right bitch. Now get me a handful of Goldfish crackers and a bilby" - Baby Prince George).


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The cutest little thing. Gotta love the tiny baby bunnies. If you find this little guy cute like it.
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Scared panda hugging police officer's leg after earthquake. My heart is melting!
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Hoax: Real Photo But: This photo circulates with the following caption: "terrified panda hugging an officers leg after an earthquake". The picture is real but the original caption read: "A giant panda holds a feeder's legs at the Chinese Giant Panda Protection Center in Wolong, southwest China's Sichuan Province, Jan. 4, 2006." No mention of an earthquake or a terrified animal.
a scared panda clings to a police officers leg after a earthquake - oh my goodness. I really NEED a pet panda bear
Me to You Bear
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10" Girlfriend Hooded Jumper Me to You Bear
How fun!
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cutest baby i have ever seen
such a happy baby :)
Look at that happy face!
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Rockabye on #zulily! Perfect for my elephant nursery :)
Birthday photo
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DIY costumes with tulle: The Queen of Hearts. love this little girl costume!
Little girl Halloween tutu costume ideas - love the queen of hearts picture here!!!
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Future National Geographic Photographer
Little girl photographer and her bird
What a wonderful photo of a photo-taker and a bird posing oh so sweet. Children and animals, the most adorable pairing on earth. So cute.
Future photographer. This is so my kids when they're taking pictures.
I love this pinterest board, so many ideas for literacy!!! For example, this picture can be used for SEQUENCING: What is happening in this image? What happened BEFORE this? What will happen AFTER this? Write your thoughts in your reading journal.
OMG the cutest
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Future kids style.
Kid style. Love the green shoes, heck, the whole outfit on this boy & his face, too cute!
layered little boy outfit (and green shoes!)
boys fashion, kids fashion... Would love it for my future little boys wardrobe!
cute little boy! #baby #boy #style #fashion #kids
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My children will be dressing like this. And will be as adorable as this little boy.
how cute is this :)... would make a cute Christmas card photo :)
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Santa Baby Photo Idea. Really cute christmas card idea.
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Santa Baby. Perfect babies first Christmas picture!
cute christmas baby photo idea
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Bath time photo. That water has got to be some perfect temperature and not my kid, but cute.
Baby Baptism Photo
I don't Pin photos of children usually, but this photo is so sweet, I had to.
Bathtime sweetness
second cutest baby picture I have ever seen
Soooo gorgeous!!