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Designed to help you wean yourself off cigarettes in 30 days by giving you daily set targets based on how many cigarettes you initially smoked.nWill track money saved, time saved, cigarettes avoided and whether you are above or below target. Can also be used if you wish to quit immediately
Whether you have been a pack a day smoker for a lifetime or are just giving into peer pressure, quitting the cigarette can be a tough task but at the same time very necessary. Experts suggest that the more you learn about the adverse effects of smoking, the more likely are you to quit. Smoking has ruined many lives and you don't want your friends and relatives to rush you to the hospital. One of the main effects of smoking is cancer something that hasn't yet got a sure shot cure. Even if you are in the first stages, treatment will be quite expensive and change your life for the worse for as long you live. Smoking tobacco is both a psychological habit and a physical addiction. You need to understand that the high that you get from nicotine is temporary but the effects last a lifetime. Many say that they feel good while smoking but they underestimate the real changes it brings to the physiology. As we have already said, the more you learn, the more you are influenced to quit. You certainly don't want to get old with breathing problems and lung failure. If you are looking to quit smoking or have a friend or relative who needs inspiration, this app can be very useful. Quit Smoking Habit elaborates on the adverse effects of smoking and all the bad things it does to the body. Further, you can learn quick tips and tricks to control your craving for nicotine. Having a constant inspiration can go a long way if you are trying to get over an addiction. Smoking being a common habit across generations, this app can rightly address the growing concerns. Designed effectively with amazing success stories, there are enough reasons that you would get to stop yourself from lighting the cigarette.
Power Of Habit Wallpapers app is a super collection of photos in HD quality. Personalize your home screen with the Power of Habit pictures and make your Android device more interesting. Every photo is perfect and awesome. This application is the best choice, if you like Power of habit. Application works offline. No need to download wallpapers. Collection of Power of habit HD Photo is easy to view and easy to set as wallpapers. Every photo wallpaper is awesome. Easy to save every wallpaper to your SD card. You can browse photos in icon or full mode. Supports screen rotation. Supports all screen resolutions and devices, including tablets. Optimized for all devices.
Kashmiri cuisine sis based on the ancient tradition of this area. The Rigveda mentions the meat eating traditions of this area.[citation needed] The ancient epic of Kashmir, namely the Nilmatapurana informs us that Kashmiris were heavy meat eaters. This habit persists in today's Kashmir. The most notable ingredient in today's Kashmir cuisine is mutton, of which there are over 30 varieties.
You think you can name all Linkin Park music? How many Linkin Park songs can you guess? Prove it! Guess the song name and become a true Linkin Park Fan. Take the challenge and try your hand at Linkin Park music Quiz. You will hear fragments of Linkin Park most popular music hits. Songs Included: Papercut - One Step Closer - Points of authority - Crawling - In The End - a Place For My Head - What Ive Done - Shadow of The Day - Given Up - Leave Out all The Rest - Bleed It Out - Shadow of The Day - Somewhere I belong - Lying From You - hit The Floor - Faint - Breaking The Habit - Session - Numb - New Divide - Somewhere I belong - Lying From You - Breaking The Habit - The Catalyst - Waiting For The End. We will be constantly adding new Linkin Park songs! If you like quiz Games and music this app is perfect choice for you! Its one of the best apps!
Whether your winter holiday trip enhances your yuletide nostalgia with traditions, sparkly lights, and nippy air or makes a radical break from it by, say, taking you to warmer climes or a quiet, far flung hideaway breaking the habit of staying home will always reward you with a christmas you'll never forget. With that goal in mind, we've rounded up diverse, exceptional places to get you in the spirit of taking off.
Marathon application very helpful our sports activites of marathon race. Marathon training and running tips for beginners. Its contains 26 tips for running, marathon training and running tips for beginners, get ready to run your first marathon running a marathon is an incredible goal for runners but marathon training and the race itself is not something to be taken lightly. While i think that any healthy individual who is willing to commit to the training can complete a marathon i don't recommend that runners jump right into the marathon distance. If you've never trained for any kind of endurance event you should work on building your running base mileage for at least six months before you start thinking about training for a marathon. Once you've established a regular running habit and are running 3-4 days a week its a good idea to get your feet wet by racing a shorter distance race.
If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting. Saving money and being more frugal is neither a science nor an art; rather it is somewhere in between and requires your commitment and hard work. Saving money takes time to develop, needs to be learnt, and brings benefits that will endure for the rest of your life.
This mobile application is for all those users who have a habit to launch certain default set of apps like messaging, browser, email every-time they screen on, this app is to serve that need. Perfect app to reduce your efforts and increase efficiency while operating your phone.
For people who have this strange habit of sleeping too many hours, This app is unique as in besides setting the alarm time, you will also set the maximum hours to sleep. So every night, before sleeping, you will tap on the app widget to let the alarm re-calculate when should the alarm ring. The app alarm will not be scheduled beyond the alarm time you have set.
ZenMinder is a simple and elegant reminder & alarm application for BlackBerry smartphones that will remind you of the most important tasks and events in your daily life. Some situations where ZenMinder is used and helpful: Multiple wake up calls in the morning, Reminds you to take your medicine, Get reminded to pick up the kids, Get reminded to water the flowers every second day, Get reminded to follow a new habit, Schedule important calls every few months, Set alarms to get up in the morning.
Dog whistle app train your dog with this dog whistle app. It can also use this dog whistle app to repel dogs. Wallpapers dog whistle app. Breeds information the goal of this application is that you use it for your dog. First step is to check which frequency you prefer for your dog after you found the correct frequency. It can give your dog a treat each time you activate the whistle. This your dog creates a habit so every time he hears your dog whistle he will go to you for the treat. That this dog whistle is no wonder application this will not create wonders and stop every dog from barking. Achieve maximum result you need to train your dog.
Binge eating is the ability to consume large portions of food during a short period and without feeling necessarily hungry. Most people try to hide this disorder from people. Compulsive eating can be harmful to the mind and body if precautions are not taken. It is not a habit that can easily be broken. But it is possible for you to control what you eat.This Application answers the questions like what is Binge Eating Disorder and how to treat it, mediation and mindfulness can stop a Binge Eating Disorder, characteristics of Binge Eating Disorder, Reasons for Binge Eating, The emotional cause of your Binging and how to stop Binge Eating.


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William H. Gass' 'Middle C' is a bumpy ride worth taking
There's an amusing and apt anecdote about William H. Gass, whose exhausting but also exhilarating new novel, "Middle C," has just been published.
During a 1978 debate, novelist John Gardner explained how he and Gass were different by stating that "my 707 will fly and his is too encrusted with gold to get off the ground." »Read Full Article
Frank Almond to appear with Stradivarius for first time since attack
Days after Milwaukee's most famous stringed instrument was recovered and after two suspects in its theft were charged, violinist Frank Almond returns to the stage Monday evening with the rare Stradivarius in hand.
Almond, the Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra's concertmaster, was attacked with a stun gun in a parking lot and robbed of the 300-year-old Stradivarius on Jan. 27 after an evening concert at Wisconsin Lutheran College. »Read Full Article(8)
Director, cast embolden Milwaukee Rep's 'The Whipping Man'
When we first saw Josh Landay on a Milwaukee stage, he was making his Milwaukee Repertory Theater debut as Tateh, the ebullient Jewish immigrant in "Ragtime," whom Landay played with winning enthusiasm.
What a difference a play makes. »Read Full Article
Things to do in Milwaukee this week
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'Tis a proper tale for summer and must needs an optimist to tell it properly. The Optimist Theatre company wishes to put on Shakespeare's "The Winter's Tale" this summer. Its performances are free and take place in Kadish Park on the hill above the Milwaukee River. But therein lies the rub. Free performances still cost money to stage. So the merry troupe is holding a fundraiser — "Unsphere the Stars" — Wednesday at 7 p.m. in the Turner Hall Ballroom, 1040 N. 4th St. It will offer up a variety show with comic frivolity from Phil Johnson and musical stylings from Janet O'Mahony. Tickets are $35, and the group has a matching challenge grant from BMO Harris Bank. »Read Full Article
2 Chainz fastened to hip-hop clichés at Eagles Ballroom
The Grammy-nominated recording artist known as 2 Chainz provided an empowering evening of entertainment at a sold-out Eagles Ballroom at the Rave Saturday.
It began with a lone word appearing on a screen on the stage: "Dream." There was the recorded reading of a poem and imaginative video performances by a troupe of dancers in silhouette. And there was a montage of figures - Martin Luther King Jr.; Michael Jordan, Rocky Balboa - whose very presence provided profound inspiration. »Read Full Article(1)

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The 17th annual Atlanta Hong Kong Dragon Boat Festival is set for Saturday at the Lake Lanier Olympic venue on Clarks Bridge Road.
Cinema buffs can mark their calendars for the coming months as the Southern Circuit Tour of Independent Filmmakers is set.
Chicago's popular sketch-comedy theatre show, "The Second City: Laughing Matters" will appear at 8 p.m. Thursday, Sept. 6, at North Georgia College & State University in Dahlonega.
Get ready to stomp the vineyard. The final touches are being put in place for Yonah Mountain Vineyards' third annual harvest celebration.
The fourth annual Folk Pottery Show and Sale is set for 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Saturday, Sept. 1, at the Folk Pottery Museum of Northeast Georgia and Sautee Nacoochee Center.
When was the last time you got your fix of down-home blues?
Allow the kids one last summer indulgence this weekend. The Arts Council will be showing "The Lorax" as the last of its annual summer Movies On The Green series.
Cornelia knows how to celebrate a birthday.
ATLANTA – They won't be around to blow out the candles, but dinosaurs are getting a birthday party nonetheless.
For the last decade, kids have flocked to a Gainesville museum to create, imagine and play until their hearts were content.
The Dawson County Humane Society will hold its third annual Lucky Dog Casino Night from 6-10 p.m. Saturday, Aug. 25, at the Georgia Racing Hall of Fame Museum in downtown Dawsonville.
Historic Buford Main Street Merchants will present a live evening of jazz this weekend with the second annual All That Jazz On Main.
There's gold - and precious stones - in them thar hills, and you can learn all about it at Smithgall Woods State Park.
Painter Anna Wilkins will share a quick exercise she uses to loosen up at the Helen Arts and Heritage Center ART-y Party at 6 p.m. Tuesday, Aug. 28.
The United Way of Habersham, Rabun & Banks counties will hold its annual Family Fun Fest from 4-10 p.m. Saturday, Aug. 25 at the Recreation Center in Clarkesville.
As the temperatures begin to rise and flowers begin to bloom, the Hall County Master Gardeners are putting the final touches on its upcoming annual Spring Garden Expo.
For the second year in a row, downtown Gainesville will be crammed with people and their four-legged friends for the Mutts on Main event.
Anglers of all ages will vie to be the best fisherman in the 26th annual Helen Trout Tournament this weekend.
While many pieces of art can fill a gallery, it is a rare to see one piece take over one room. But the University of North Georgia has such a piece of art.
The classic tale of a toymaker and his wooden puppet which comes to life will appear on stage in Dahlonega this weekend.
For outdoor enthusiasts, the annual Dahlonega Trail Fest is the event to attend in Northeast Georgia.
Book lovers may rejoice. The annual Literary Festival returns to Dahlonega once more with more than 20 authors schedule to attend this year.
As the Bowen Center for the Arts aims to entertain members and visitors from all across the region, it tries to teach area residents how to create their own arts, too.
Aiming to supply deceased veterans the honor they deserve and ease families' burden of transportation, Donald Ware began a company to provide these services with In Their Honor Transports.
"There's a bright golden haze on the meadow" and "the corn is as high as an elephant's eye" in "Oklahoma!"
Riverside Military Academy cadets will morph into the quirky and memorable characters of one of William Shakespeare's most well-known comedies this week.
Music lovers with an affinity for Johann Sebastian Bach and his other classical friends will be delighted with the upcoming concert from the Lanier Chamber Singers.
Walkers and runners of all shapes, sizes and fitness levels can trek across Riverside Military Academy as part of the annual Chamber Chase next week.
Pet owners seeking an affordable way to care for their four-legged friends will have their chance this weekend.
While the Easter fun comes a little early this year, the Hall County Parks and Leisure Department is having its festivities later in the day to accommodate its new event.
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You will never be as excited about anything as this dog is about his big red ball.
Author: Fantasy For the Rest of Us.
MAKE IT, EAT IT: Not Your Granny's Grilled Cheese
Normally when I hit the kitchen to make my family a meal I do it with my kids in mind. The gag-force is strong with one (cue The Imperial March), another one is lactose intolerant, one turns her nose up to anything that isn't a chicken nugget, and one (and bless him he's officially my favorite) will eat anything I put in front of him.
But sometimes I get tired of spaghetti (okay, like always. I officially loathe spaghetti). And sometimes I want something with cheese in it (Lactaid was invented for a reason, right?). And sometimes I want something with actual flavor that also looks delicious (but only to a grown-up's eyes, because grown-ups and kids have WAY different ideas of what 'delicious' actually looks like).
Enter this most supremely fantastically amazingly delicious grilled cheese sandwich. Apple-smoked Gruyere cheese. Shallots sautéed in butter with fresh thyme. Fresh bread toasted to perfection. Comfort food on 'roids that three out of my four kids hated, but that the Hubster and I devoured like dogs on the brink of starvation.
I love this recipe as-is. The author of the blog I found it on suggested some changes, but I found no need. It's not a quick recipe, so just don't rush it and you'll be fine (her concern was the low burning point for butter. If you cook at a moderate heat you'll be okay and it's BUTTER, so it's totally worth the wait). My only big suggestion is this: Make sure to buy a little more Gruyere than you need because you will nibble on it while you work.
We ate our with creamy tomato soup and an apple-cucumber salad (with a side of Lactaid for one of the natives), but honestly I would have been completely happy devouring it sans all that stuff. It's just. So. Good.
I hope you give this recipe a shot. Click here for the full tutorial.
Loads of love,
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This hashtag's for you, kid. Use it wherever you want, however you want, to talk about all things bookish. If you are reading this, consider yourself a top ranking BookieMonster, an elite reader in the Army of Shafer. This is a good thing, because there are always (virtual) cookies at BookieMonster meetings and sometimes if you're lucky there are seconds of (virtual) cookies at BookieMonster meetings.
You can hang out (and hashtag away) with me and your fellow #bookiemonsters on Facebook (click here for my Facebook page), Twitter (click here to land on my Twitter account), and on Instagram (hashtags are only available on the mobile version of Instagram, but you can still click here if you want).
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I have just spent a ten days holiday at The Caruso. It was the fourth time there and I found again a great standard, even better than before. Any detail is taken care of. The staff was friendly and efficient, able to solve any eventual problem of your stay. The Midsummer party has been highly enjoyable, with a special live musical entertainment after dinner. The hotel's gardens hold their charm, beautiful colours and scents. The view from the pool must be seen. This is a place where you can spend joyful time, among sunshine and beauty, where the staff make you feel like at home. Our cocker spaniel enjoyed the place as well, pampered behind description. We will be back as soon as possible.
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- Located on the highest point of Ravello, this magnificent Orient-Express hotel is perched on a cliff top overlooking the spectacular Mediterranean and the Amalfi Coast. All the rooms and suites are very large and elegantly appointed with all comforts, most with balconies and private gardens. Swimming in the spectacular heated infinity swimming pool is like being suspended between sea and sky. Dining is a feast for the gourmets, at the hotel's restaurant, a gastronomic feast of regional flavours. Explore the splendours of the Coast with our complimentary boat excursions and shuttle service to Amalfi and Positano. ... more less
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On Saturday, May 31st the Pregnancy Resource Center of Saint John is holding its annual fundraiser: The Walk for Life. The event will take place on the Market Square boardwalk, starting at 10am. Following the walk there will be a BBQ, games, prizes, puppets, face painting, a Photo Booth - and it's all free! Pick up a sponsor sheet from your local church or download one from the link below and start getting donations today. It's going to be a fun event all for a great cause! For more information visit: saintjohnpregnancyresources.com
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HA this is SO true! Not man bashing in anyway, I'm just saying women worry waaay too much about what guys are thinking... leave the poor boys be!
Women's Humor: If you are a woman, you are thinking about this...
Makes me laugh - so true.
funny stuff
True fact.
Women spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking. Totally true story.
Pregnant Co-Worker's Halloween Costume. bahaha
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Wrecking Ball pregnant costume! So funny. Had to share.
Miley Cyrus "Wrecking Ball" pregnancy costume LOL-this is crazy Halloween costume idea?! Lol!
Pregnant Halloween costume! Too funny! Miley Cyrus "wrecking ball"
megs halloween costume perfect use of Barbies and baby bumps, this Miley Cyrus "Wrecking Ball" costume is a hoot!%0ASource: Instagram user megansherwood
Pregnant Co-Worker's Halloween Costume
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Cat lady humor.
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Toonces the driving cat! (Also: this is the face Kat gets now that Star lives with us.)
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Do you believe that Sass Quatches exist? TOO FUNNY!!
I'm obviously in one of those giggling moods... Cause i've laughed for about 5 minutes over this picture.
Man, stupid things really make me laugh harder than they should. :D
This is totally my halloween costume.
Sassquatch is sassy.
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Miley Cyrus Vma Awards Robin Thicke Funny Ecard | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
Haha, ain't that the truth!
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Ecards so true @Victoria Brown Edge
Funny quote
Ecards -- same thing!
I'll be ready in five minutes. Humor!
Have you ever noticed That a woman's "be ready in 5 minutes" and a man's "be home in 5 minutes" are exactly the same. | Confession Ecard
OMG.... dying laughing. So true!
Makes me laugh
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It's Thirsty Thursday! Swing by Conroy's for a drink! Drinking Humor | Funny Drinking Ecard |
Cop Humor: The officer said, "You drinking?".... I said, "you buying?" .... We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money.
funny quote police asked you drinking i asked you buying we laughed and laughed i need bail money
.first thing to make me laugh this morning. its gonna be one of those days.
So true.


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TravelPod Member ReviewsFrench Market Inn New Orleans
Such a quaint little hotel across from the River front. Courtyard with a plunge pool, great staff, and a visit from spirits on our last night.
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Although still under renovation, this was place was very cool. Other than the weird parking situation, it was a great stay.
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Historical Traveler Reviews French Market Inn New Orleans
The big dark room
My room was quite large, but completely dark. It was on the first floor in a lovely (if dirty) courtyard. The only natural light came from the french doors leading in and out of the room. THey had wooden blinds which I never could open because right outside my room was a little table and chairs which other guests used. I had to excuse myself and to walk around them to get in the door of my room in the afternoon. Then, at night, people sat there chatting at 1:30 am and another group came about 3 am after they left. Since I was there on business, this was a problem. The bathroom was very large and brightly lit - but that's not enough to make up for the courtyard problem.
Wonderfully quaint
Stayed at the French Market Inn, New Orleans, for the Sugar Bowl. Has a great location, excellent staff, great accomodations. Will stay there again!
Very pleasant stay!
What can I say, the hotel was ideally located, the room was clean, air conditioned, nicely decorated, and it was affordable! A perfect place to stay for a true New Orleans experience. I'm suprised to read so many negative reviews: I mean, hello, New Orleans is an old city, and the locals move at a different pace because they haven't needed to go any faster for hundreds of years, don't expect them to move any faster for you! You're in Louisiana, just relax and chill out! If you just need a decent place to stay and you don't want to spend a fortune I would definitely recomend the French Market Inn.... and say hello to "Mark the Bellman" for me, he was very entertaining and helpful during our stay!
What a Pit
We booked this hotel due to the website pix, and held a confirmation for a non-smoking king room. Upon arrival we were shown to a small, windowless room w/ a double bed. OK, down to the desk: "We'll get you fixed up in an hour." Upon returning from lunch, we were shown to another windowless room. This one had a king bed, but the bed sloped about 3" down from left to right. The wallpaper was peeling, the bathroom door had paint splotches. The mattress felt like 4" of foam rubber. Thank goodness another hotel could take us. We checked out and disputed the charges. The ONLY positive was that the front office staff was as understanding as they could be, and our "check out" was at least civil and polite.
Rather stay in a campground
Stayed on ground floor with double doors. I think this room was made for handicapped. Someone could have leaned on doors and broke them. Payed $120.00 in November 2002 for a room with no bathroom door, cold water (never had anything even remotely close to warm), a public toilet for bar next door that flushed all night and kept us awake, smelly, and definately not clean. Also sent a brochure to us stating they had continental breakfast....HA! Forget the continental breakfast. This hotel would be rated a -10 by myself and other couple with us. Very, very, bad. Like I said in the title, I have been at better campgrounds than this hotel.
Decent hotel with Great location
My husband and I decided last minute to attend the jazz fest in 2002. I spent hours on the Web trying to find a hotel that was under 200 bucks a night and in the french quarter and available during jazz fest about 3 weeks before the event. This hotel met those needs. Thank goodness. The hotel filled our purpose exactly. Someplace to sleep at night and shower. The staff was nice and the hotel room was fine. If you want a romantic love fest of a hotel room then I wouldn't recommend this hotel. But, if you are just looking for a bed with a great location that is safe and decent where you can rest up for the next day of jazz fest or whatever and not spend too much money, then this hotel will do you just fine.
Warning on Frech Market Inn
The good side: it is quaint, historic, and supposed to be haunted, very convenient to the French Quarter, and the staff seems to be trying. The bad: The guest who checked out before me (who were fleeing the hotel actually) and I shared the same experience: The air in the rooms was
very bad (due to mold or something worse?). Also, perhaps this is just New Orleans but most things didn't work (iron, closet light, coffee maker) the shower water ALWAYS cycled between hot and cold, and the room had "windows" looking out on a hall.
Constructive Advice: CHANGE THE CARPET (!) or whatever it takes to get rid of the smell!
Historic French Market Inn Hotel
I selected this hotel based on what I learned on the Web. I was pleasantly surprised. My room was spacious, clean, and well-maintained. It had a comfortable queen-sized four-poster bed. The bathroom was much more than adequately sized. The halls, elevator, and public spaces were clean and well-lighted (and these buildings are pretty old).
It was dark upon my arrival, so I didn't get a good look at the courtyards, but it seemed rather quaint.
The location was excellent. It was probably 4 blocks from Bourbon Street, 2 blocks from the Harrah's Casino, and maybe 2 blocks from the RiverWalk. Plenty of restaurants are close by (unless you are departing early and then good luck on finding breakfast). I came in on AMTRAK and the train station is about 5-8 minutes away.
My requested 5:00 a.m. wake up call never arrived, so I wouldn't depend on them to get you up on time. There is a clock radio in the room. However, some misguided bozo did come by knocking on my door at 4:15 a.m. telling me to "get up, it's time to go".
Bad points - they add about $6 to your bill for "incidentals" (namely being nice enough to provide a phone and safe for your use in your room, whether you use it or not). I thought this was a little low-class. With taxes and these nickel-and-dime incidentals, my $99 room finished out at around $129.
No rooms
I reserved a room at the hotel for the weekend and got my comfirmation number and even called before getting into the car to drive down there. When I arrived, I was told that they overbooked and that my room was given to someone else. I can't really say how the rooms looked because I never stayed there. To their credit, they got me a room at the Alexa Hotel on Royal and even payed for the first night. The manager at the front desk was also very nice and helpful and apologetic about giving up my room. For those considering a hotel in the French Quarter, the Alexa was pretty nice with clean and decently sized rooms (it just opened a few months ago).
Hotel for people who don't use their room
If you're 20, on a drinking tour of New Orleans, and plan to use you room for one or two showers and the toilet, then this is the place for you.
If, however, you would like to sleep or walk along an unobstructed line, steer clear. Microscopic rooms within miniature beds and the smallest tubs I have ever seen in my life. It is indeed a funky old building, with exposed brick walls, but they should eliminate 1/2 of the rooms and make the remainder larger. It is like sleeping in a closet. To get to the bath, you have to sit on the bed and rotate around the edge. They talk about a multimillion dollar renovation, but the carpet is dirty and threadbare, and the tub was installed by a drunk plumber with a caulk gun.
I spent the entire first day looking for another hotel to move to before my girlfriend arrives. I can't make her stay here. The hotel requires a minimum 2 night stay, and my guess is that policy insures some sort of income. No one would voluntarily stay a second night in such a place.
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The Big Easy: New Orleans
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Stainless steel appliances
What is the best way to clean SS appliances? Anything new on the market??
Spray W-D 40 on a soft cloth, wipe stainless steel clean. Then wipe good with dry soft cloth.
Try to touch nothing more than the door handle to prevent messy fingerprints all over the frig. Having said that, if you have children in the family, learn to live with a frig with fingerprints all the time, call them "love smudges".
Adults can do their share of finger prints/smudges too. Many will not wash/dry hands before going to frig to get things out and leaving not only fingerprints but also drips down front of frig.
I use Sprayway Stainless Steel Cleaner or Sprayway Glass Cleaner (which is ammonia free) and a special (silver/gray in color) microfiber towel designed to be used with stainless steel.
Description of Spayway Stainless Steel Cleaner:
Cleans, polishes, preserves and protects stainless steel without hard rubbing and polishing. Resists finger prints, grease and water spatter. Helps preserve the factory finish.
Use on all types of stainless steel, window frames, trims, doors, corridor guards, kick plates, autoclaves, dishwashers, refrigerators, freezers, sterilizers, etc. Also excellent for chrome.
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Drive, Drive, Drive, Drive
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One other excitement awaited us on the long day. We ate dinner at a little Mexican restaurant in Lonoke, Arkansas, which had very good food and interesting chairs (see photos), and we rolled into the Walmart parking lot about 11.5 hours after we left the cache at MLK park in Lexington to make the grab of the lamppost cache and qualify ...
Arizona Trip - Day 9
... is we need to drive through Greater Dallas, so that should be an experience, wish us luck, from Tye we head to El Paso where we plan to spend a few days.
Notes from home is that you lost power so our furnace is still not fixed but supposed to be there tomorrow, be glad when that's done so we don't have to worry about it. Feel kind of powerless when so far from home.
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We are in Texas
We finally made it to Texas. We are staying right on the border but still here. We drove up to the Crater of Diamonds State Park In Arkansas. You can hunt for diamonds and keep what you find. The ground was really hard and wet so we didn't find a thing. ...
And onto Arkansas...
We arrived on the lot next to a high school around 8am…neither of us slept well last night so it was a rough drive and once we were parked, we attempted a nap. Attempted. I had a long dream about being locked in a room with all sorts of insects crawling and flying around me. I woke up more tired than I was when I laid down.
After a cookhouse breakfast of scrambled eggs and biscuits & gravy, we packed up our motorhome so that we could drive off the lot to get propane. ...
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Hi everyone,Not much news to report but that's a good thing when you are travelling. we arrived in Texarkana last night quite tired after a long drive so just ate dinner and crashed. We are now in green-grass, no-snow country with sunny skies and 14C. Will check in later but so far all is smooth sailing.Cheers,Nina and ...


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2015 Michigan Robotics Industry Executive Forum
Michigan Robotics Ecosystem: A Competitive Analysis
Can Michigan leverage its talent, infrastructure and capital to be a global leader in robotics, and connected/automated vehicles?
Please plan on attending this event to learn the results of a competitive analysis of Michigan robotics compared to Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, and California with recommendations to solidify and align the industry for optimal business growth and job creation.
This event will feature the report results with a panel discussion on business opportunities, technology demonstrations, and presentations.
Cost for this event is $25 per person which includes breakfast and lunch.
This event is intended for:
· Commercial companies looking to learn about business opportunities in robotics
· Companies looking to demonstrate robotics or autonomous systems technology
· Military or Department of Defense (DoD) leaders looking to leverage commercial robotics technology
· Innovators or entrepreneurs exploring applications in connected/autonomous vehicles
Tabletop displays and demonstration space are also available.
Please contact Phil Callihan firstname.lastname@example.com (734) 260-3724 for more information.
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Information sessions outline advanced manufacturing training opportunities available!
Sessions will overview training opportunities available from Macomb Community College for the high-demand positions of computer numerical control (CNC) machinist, welder, production operator and multi-skilled technician.
Those who are unemployed, displaced workers or veterans may qualify for free training, which is funded by a grant awarded by the U.S. Department of Labor's Employment and Training Administration. The program is part of the Michigan Coalition for Advanced Manufacturing, which is an alliance of eight community colleges led by Macomb to train displaced workers to fill jobs available in the growing advanced manufacturing sector.
Information sessions will be held at both Macomb's South and Center campuses:
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From a box of everyday parts that becomes a racing robot, Macomb's team of instructors will take you through the entire process of constructing, debugging, and racing a robot in this week long academy! Students will build and keep a microprocessor to program at home, receive hands-on experience with hand and power tools, develop team-building skills, make friends, as well as gain exposure to lectures and demonstrations on topics related to building a robot.
Registration Number: 32067
Fee: $85
Monday – Friday, 9 AM – 3 PM, June 15 – 19, 2015
South Campus, S137
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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be an apprentice? This interactive workshop explains what an apprentice does and explores apprenticeships in building construction, machining, mechatronics, and welding. Students will learn what the industry is looking for in the engineering and advanced technology fields and participate in hands-on activities. Apprenticeships are an exciting way to earn as you learn.
Registration number: 32082
Fee: $85
Monday – Thursday, 9 AM – 3 PM, June 22 – 25, 2015
South Campus, R112
This academy is a perfect hands-on learning experience for students interested in cars and electronics! This interactive workshop explains the principles of battery/electric and other alternative vehicles. Other topics include reasons to use electric vehicles, EV safety, battery technologies and motor types. Each student will build a battery, a DC motor kit and fuel cell vehicle.
Registration number: 32072
Fee: FREE
Monday – Thursday, 9 AM – 3 PM, June 22 – 25, 2015
South Campus, M108
Information sessions outline advanced manufacturing training opportunities available!
Sessions will overview training opportunities available from Macomb Community College for the high-demand positions of computer numerical control (CNC) machinist, welder, production operator and multi-skilled technician.
Those who are unemployed, displaced workers or veterans may qualify for free training, which is funded by a grant awarded by the U.S. Department of Labor's Employment and Training Administration. The program is part of the Michigan Coalition for Advanced Manufacturing, which is an alliance of eight community colleges led by Macomb to train displaced workers to fill jobs available in the growing advanced manufacturing sector.
Each school may enter 2 athletes per event regardless of ability. Each school may enter only one team per relay. ENTRIES THIS YEAR WILL BE DONE ON ATHLETIC.NET AND MUST BE IN BY 6 PM ON MONDAY, MARCH 30.
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If you are interested in learning the important facts about applying to Macomb's Nursing program, this seminar is for you. Find out about pre-requisites, grade point average requirements, testing requirements, and more. Seating is limited, so please call early for your reservation.
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This seminar will present the important facts about applying to the Health Information Technology, Occupational Therapy Assistant, Physical Therapy Assistant, Respiratory Therapy, and/or Veterinary Technician programs. Students interested in Radiologic Technology or Surgical Technology, should meet with an Academic Advisor to discuss details about the program. Seating is limited, so please call early for your reservation.
If you are interested in learning about applying to Macomb's Selective Admission programs, this seminar is for you. Find out about pre-requisites, grade point average requirements, testing requirements, deadlines, etc.
This seminar will present the important facts about applying to the Health Information Technology, Occupational Therapy Assistant, Physical Therapy Assistant, Respiratory Therapy, and/or Veterinary Technician programs. Students interested in Radiologic Technology or Surgical Technology, should meet with an Academic Advisor to discuss details about the program. Seating is limited, so please call early for your reservation.
Kimberly Parr, director of the Macomb County Historical Society and Crocker House Museum, examines how after becoming famous for its healing waters and welcoming guests from all over the world, Mount Clemens became known as Bath City USA.
Joel Stone, senior curator at the Detroit Historical Society, recounts the histories of heroes and geniuses, teachers and merchants, drunks and scoundrels who had a lasting impact on our state, but for some reason have been swept to the historical dust bin.
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June Manning Thomas, Ph.D., professor at the University of Michigan, looks at how the revitalization of sections of Detroit owes much to the actions of urban planners, who used a flawed federal program known as urban renewal to lay the groundwork for the rebirth of sections of Detroit.
An Evening with Lily Tomlin
The iconic Lily Tomlin takes you on a hilarious trip with more than a dozen of her timeless characters-from Ernestine to Mrs. Beasley to Edith Ann. With astounding skill and energy, Tomlin zaps through the channels like a human remote control. Don't miss this unforgettable night of fun and sidesplitting laughter.
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"The StepCrew is a brilliant visual and musical display of the most talented dancers I've seen."—Paddy Maloney, The Chieftains
The StepCrew features the world's top talents in Irish Stepdancing, Ottawa Valley Stepdancing, and Modern Tap. From the likes of Bowfire, Cherish The Ladies, and Seven Nations, these dynamic performers excel in both their respective traditional forms of dance and create brand new, modern fusions of all three styles. Backed by a five-piece band including Celtic vocals, and joined by the fiddle playing of three champion musicians, The StepCrew simply "drips" energy.
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Sat. Apr. 18, 1pm & 4pm
Join All The World's A Stage and be our guest as Belle yearns to escape her provincial life and Gaston. However, Belle gets more adventure than bargained when she becomes captive in the Beast's castle. Dancing flatware, menacing wolves, and singing furniture fill the stage with thrills in this beloved fairy tale about very different people finding strength in one another and learning how to love. Run time: 75 minutes.
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By Anne Lehmann Fox
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My Heart in My Suitcase is ArtsPower's compelling dramatic adaptation of Anne Lehmann Fox's courageous autobiographical account of her 1938 journey out of Germany, when she and 10,000 other Jewish children fled without their parents on the Kindertransport, afraid and uncertain of what the future would hold for them and the families they were forced to leave behind. Recommend for grades 4–8. Run time: 55 minutes plus a Q & A following the performance.
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Tue. Apr. 21, 9:45am
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Canada's answer to Garrison Keillor
Stuart McLean's hit radio show The Vinyl Cafe is now heard by over 2 million people each week. The show is broadcast on CBC Radio in Canada, on close to 100 public radio stations in the USA and around the world on Sirius Satellite Radio 169 and podcasts.
In addition to the popular Dave & Morley stories, the show also features live and recorded music by both up-and-coming and established Canadian musicians. Increasingly, it is becoming a place where Canadians go to find new, undiscovered talent.
Stuart has sold over 1 million books in Canada and he recently celebrated the release of his new collection Time Now for the Vinyl Cafe Story Exchange. It is a Canadian best seller.
The books are: The Morningside World of Stuart McLean (1989), Welcome Home: Travels in Small Town Canada (1992), Stories from the Vinyl Cafe (1995), Home from the Vinyl Cafe (1998), The Vinyl Cafe Unplugged (2000), Vinyl Cafe Diaries (2003) and Secrets from the Vinyl Cafe (2006), Extreme Vinyl Cafe (2009), Vinyl Cafe Notebooks (2010), Revenge of the Vinyl Cafe (2012) and Time Now For The Vinyl Cafe Story Exchange (2013). Home from the Vinyl Cafe, Vinyl Cafe Unplugged and Secrets from the Vinyl Cafe have all received the Stephen Leacock Award for Humour. The Vinyl Cafe Diaries (2003) was chosen as the best short story collection of the year by the Canadian Author's Association.
The Vinyl Cafe Tour 2015 will feature two brand new Dave & Morley stories and live music.
performed by Macomb Symphony Orchestra
ALWAYS a crowd pleaser. This powerful cantata celebrates the very "earthy" emotions of the middles-ages in a very powerful 20th century way. Joining the MSO will the Metropolitan Detroit Chorale, the Macomb Children's Choir and vocal soloists.
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Students of all ages from Bev's Dance Studio, Inc., New Baltimore, MI will present their 34th annual full length production of "The Jungle Book". We will showcase the talents of our many students through various types of dance, while telling the wonderful Jungle Book story. It is a great evening of family fun and we are sure you will not be disappointed. Come see your favorites, Baloo, Mowgli, King Louie, Shere Kahn, even Kaa will be there. All main characters will be available for picture taking at the end of the performance in the beautiful lobby at Macomb Center for the Performing Arts.
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The Detroit Symphony Orchestra Neighborhood Concert series comes to the Macomb Center! Do not miss this inspired evening led by guest conductor Marcelo Lehninger. Renowned pianist Andrew von Oeyen joins the orchestra in Grieg's immortal Piano Concerto in A minor.
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When dealing with Government Property under the FAR, there are some very specific definitions of Property, Government Property and Classes of Property. If you deal with Government Property, you need to have the knowledge and comprehension of these definitions and their underlying application.
Join us as Dr. Goetz and Mr. Koop share their knowledge and experience in Government Property and present on the following topics:
• Government Property in the Pre-Award Process
• Records of Government Property
• Struggles with the IUID Applications of DFARS 252.211-7003-7007 and 252.245.7001
• Liability for the Loss of Government Property
About the Speakers
Douglas N. Goetz, Ph.D., CPPM, CF, President and CEO of GP Consultants
Dr. Goetz has extensive experience as a Property Administrator within the Department of Defense. He traveled extensively through the United States and overseas researching the application of the Government Property Management Requirement. Dr. Goetz has experienced Property Management up close and personal in the war zones of the Balkans and Iraq – as well as far flung operations in Japan, Guam, Turkey and Saudi Arabia, to name just a few locations. Based upon his research he has written and published over 100 articles, and multiple textbooks to include articles for numerous professional magazines and journals such as the National Contract Management Association and the National Property Management Association – with numerous articles receiving awards of Technical Excellence. He served as the National Editor of the Property Professional, an international publication, for twenty years and is now the Editor Emeritus. In July of 2013 the NPMA published the first book focusing on Defense Contract Property Management, entitled Selected Reading in Defense Contract Property Management, which was authored by Dr. Goetz.
Robert (Bob) Koop, Director, Government Property for GE Aviation
Mr. Koop began his career in 1983 when he joined GE at the Small Engines plant in Lynn, MA conducting Aeromechanical design analysis and engine verification testing. In 1987 he moved to the Large Engine plant in Evendale, Ohio where he progressed through Preliminary Design and Systems Engineering roles including F136 Engineering Business Development Leader in 2003. Mr. Koop then joined the F136 Project as the Program Data and Government Property Manager of the GE/Rolls-Royce Fighter Engine Team, and later moved on to become the F110 Program Manager for the Republic of Korea and Japan. Most recently as the J79 Program Manager (worldwide) his team was responsible for supporting the community of F-4 Phantom operators with J79 engine services, parts, and engineering technical support. As the Director for Government Property at GE Aviation, Mr. Koop and his team's purpose is to create an industry best practice and culture of compliance for management of government property through Processes, Procedures, and Documentation.
Who should attend: Contracting professionals already involved with government property, or those who wish to learn more about contracts requiring or offering the use of government property.
Register here
Registration fee includes: Admission to the symposium, all materials, continental breakfast, and a complimentary lunch catered by Macomb Community College.
Education and Training Benefits:
This program has been developed to benefit all disciplines in the field of government and commercial acquisition such as: contract administrators and managers, subcontract administrators and buyers, financial managers, marketing managers, attorneys and company managers.
Training of this type is recognized as being of significant assistance in meeting the government's needs, and has been qualified as meeting the requirements of the Government Employees Training Act. Education expenses (including enrollment, fees, and travel costs) are deductible if they improve or maintain professional skills (Treas. Reg.1.162.5).
Attendance at the symposium will provide attendees a minimum of 5 CPEs of training credit toward certification.
Macomb Community College (South Campus)
John Lewis Center (Building K), Room K301
14500 E. 12 Mile Road
Warren, MI 48088
Did you know the federal government purchases more than $250 billion of goods and services a year? Find out what it takes to successfully sell your goods and services to the federal government. In addition, learn about the services and continuous support the Procurement Technical Assistance Center (PTAC) has available to help your company with the contracting process.
Topics of discussion:
• Classifying your Product or Service
• Getting Registered on SAM
• Small Business Initiatives
• Marketing Strategies
• Finding opportunities
• Laws and Regulations
• PTAC Services
Who Should Attend?
Management and key players who will support and facilitate government contracting within your company.
Register here or email firstname.lastname@example.com
Macomb Community College, M-TEC Building
7900 Tank Ave.
Warren, MI 48092
Federal Government Contracting Officers are required to purchase services and supplies from responsible suppliers at fair and reasonable prices in accordance with the Federal Acquisition Regulation. Obtaining fair and reasonable pricing from contractors and suppliers is a primary objective for both businesses and governments. So exactly how does the government evaluate prices, and determine the appropriate price for a contract; and how does a contractor set prices?
Businesses must establish and support their proposed prices in a way that enables the government to make a determination of price reasonableness. Additionally, government personnel must apply their knowledge of price and cost analysis to support the contracting officer's pricing decision. While this all sounds well defined, it presents an enormous challenge to both contractors and government personnel, and oversights in the process can be costly to both!
Discussion Points:
• Identify what constitutes Cost
• Identify what constitutes Price
• Describe how to conduct Cost Analysis
• Describe how to conduct Price Analysis
• Describe what conditions Certified Cost or Pricing Data are required
• Identify the threshold for requiring Certified Cost or Pricing Data
About the speaker: James N. Phillips Jr. has over 20 years of service in the aquisition profession working in both Department of Defense and the Department of Veterans Affairs. He is currently working for the Department of Veterans Affairs, National Center for Patient Safety as its Acquisition Consultant. Jim has held contracting officer warrants as contract terminations officer (TCO), and as a procurement contracting officer (PCO). He is a Certified Federal Contract Manager (CFCM), and received the Fellow designation from the National Contract Management Association (NCMA). He holds a Federal Acquisition Certification in Contracting (FAC-C) Level III designation, a FAC-COR Level II designation, and is certified in LEAN office practices by the University of Michigan.
Who should attend? Management and key players who will support and facilitate government contracting in your company.
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Selling to the Federal Government can provide significant revenues for your business. This Seminar will help you to identify, create and pursue potential contracting opportunities. Topics to be covered include the following: Market Research, Finding Opportunities, Responding to Solicitations, and Awards.
Prerequisite: Government Contracting 101
Who Should Attend? Management and key players who will support, and facilitate government contracting within your company.
The Military depends on commercial business to develop new goods and technologies for the protection of the War-fighter, and to advance Homeland Security. This half day event will deliver information on how companies developing innovative technology can do business with the United States Tank Automotive Research, Development and Engineering Center (TARDEC).
TARDEC's dual-use SBIR Program's goal is to tap into the small business community's innovativeness and creativity to help meet government R&D objectives. At the same time, these small companies develop technologies, products and services they can then commercialize through sales in the private sector or back to the government.
The event will provide an overview of the following:
• The Cooperative Research & Development Agreements (CRADA) program
• R & D Contracting with the U.S. Army
• The Small Business Innovation Research (SBIR) Program.
• Resource Panel
• Industry Perspective Panel
• Tour of NAVISTAR DEFENSE (You must be a U.S. Citizen to attend the Facility Tour)
Special Guest:
We are pleased to announce Lisha Adams, the Deputy Assistant Secretary of Defense for Materiel Readiness, principal advisor to the Office of the Secretary of Defense (OSD) leadership on policies, procedures, and actions related to the materiel readiness of Department of Defense weapons and other materiel systems will be joining us at this event. Mrs. Adams is responsible for the development and implementation of acquisition and sustainment strategies, policies, and processes that provide the Warfighter with cost-effective weapon system readiness across the life cycle, through an integrated defense industrial base.
Who should attend? Companies who are interested in or currently developing innovative technology that fit dual use needs of the military and private sector.
Register here or email firstname.lastname@example.com
1675 E. Whitcomb Ave.
Madison Heights, MI 48071
What is WAWF?
WAWF is a web based application for the Department of Defense (DoD) that allows vendors to electronically submit invoices and receiving reports, allows the Government to perform inspection and acceptance of goods and services, and interfaces with payment systems to receive transactions electronically.
Why use WAWF?
In 2001, the government passed a law stating that all vendors doing business with the Department of Defense must use an electronic method for submitting invoices and supporting documentation (Public Law 106-398). In 2003, the Defense Federal Acquisition Regulation Supplement (DFARS) was updated to include DFARS Clause 252.232.7003. The clause requiring use of electronic invoicing tools has been inserted into many of the contracts you currently hold with the government.
What are the Benefits of WAWF?
WAWF decreases document error rate, eliminates lost documents, and improves accuracy and timeliness.
With WAWF, your company can:
• Submit invoices and receiving reports in real-time, directly via the Internet, or by using File Transfer Protocol or Direct Electronic Data Interchange.
• Get paid more quickly: reduce lost or misplaced documents, and route documents faster.
• Have total visibility of document status and be able to determine when you will be paid for services rendered on your contract(s).
• Receive system-generated emails advising you of action taken by the government inspection and acceptance officials, or if an invoice is rejected.
During this training Phil Barker will discuss WAWF, provide an overview of the WAWF Website, discuss DoD Activity Address Codes (DoDAACs), and go over creating a receiving report (DD250) and invoice.
Barker is a retired Program & Management Analyst for the Department of Defense (DoD), Defense Contract Management Agency (DCMA) with 31 years of experience in Quality Assurance and Analysis. His last 11 years of service were specific to Wide Area Work Flow (WAWF). As the Program Administrator and Group Administrator for all of DCMA Detroit including Grand Rapids, Lima Army Tank Plant, and the entire state of Michigan duties included training and assistance for DoD Contractors, Government Personnel and PTAC'S.
Who Should Attend? Management and key players who will support and facilitate government contracting within your company.
Register here or email firstname.lastname@example.com
Macomb Community College, M-TEC Building
7900 Tank Ave., Warren, MI 48092
Are you interested in selling your goods and services to the State of Michigan? If your answer to this question is yes, register today to learn more!
The Department of Technology, Management and Budget (DTMB) Procurement Office serves as the State's Central Purchasing Office, and has a portfolio of approximately 1,100 contracts worth billions of dollars. The Department consists of three divisions: Information and Technology, Commodities, and Services.
Topics to be covered include the following:
• How businesses become a State Contractor
• Understand the Elements of a Quality Proposal to the State of Michigan
• Buy4Michigan Opportunities
• State of Michigan MiDeal Program
Who should attend? Management and key players who will support and facilitate government contracting within your company.
Join us as Kevin Grimes explains the role of the Defense Contract Audit Agency (DCAA) and the expectations of a contractor's accounting system.
Mr. Grimes is a Compliance Consultant with CFO Leasing, Inc. He has over 10 years of accounting experience, and specializes in DCAA compliance
and accounting system implementations and migrations. This program is designed to assist business professionals in establishing an accounting system that will be found acceptable by the federal government.
Many federal contract awards are contingent upon determining that a contractor's accounting system is sound. This includes having specific written accounting policies and an accounting system that can perform certain cost, timekeeping, and billing functions. Agencies conduct unique "financial health" audits prior to awarding some contracts.
Topics include:
• Segregation of Costs
• Unallowable Costs
• Direct/Indirect Costs
• Allocation Pools
• Timekeeping Requirements
• Financial Capability Audits
• SBA Certificate of Competency
Who should attend? This presentation is recommended for corporate accountants, payroll personnel, and small business owners who perform their own bookkeeping functions.
Register Here or email email@example.com
The U.S. Government is the largest buyer of goods and services. Selling to government agencies can be a rewarding experience. But how do you market your goods and services to the Government?
Government Contracting Marketing 301 educates you on how to market your business to government agencies. Topics to be covered include the following: Elements of a Marketing Plan, What is Marketing, Reasons for Developing a Marketing Plan, Why a Marketing Plan is important, Strategic Focus and Plan, Situation Analysis, Marketing Product Focus, and Marketing Program Financial Data.
We will also discuss the following marketing strategies:
• Capabilities Statement
• Flyer Content
• Additional Value Add Graphics
• A Better Business Card
• Company Website
• The Elevator Speech.
Who Should Attend? Management, Marketing/Communications Department and key players who will support, and facilitate
government contracting within your company.
Register here or email firstname.lastname@example.com
Are you interested in doing business with TACOM and DLA? If so, you don't want to miss the opportunity to attend this informative event! Topics to be covered will include: the TACOM and DLA Source Approval Process, Bid Submission Portal Overviews, and DLA Hot Topics.
The event will open with a presentation by the Competition Enhancement Programs on the TACOM and DLA Source Approval Process. Discussions will focus on how a vendor interested in doing business with TACOM can become a secondary source of supply, and the steps involved in the approval process. Additional discussions will be on TACOMs Market Research (Competition & Commerciality), Competition Advocates' Shopping List (CASL), Advance Procurement Planning List (APPL), Source Sought Market Survey (SSMS), and the Source Approval Program.
Next we will provide comprehensive overviews on two Bid Submission Portals - DIBBS and ACC Warren ProcNet. Presentations will include a step-by-step walkthrough of the portals to include registration, reviewing solicitations and quoting on the portals.
We will conclude the program with the latest information on current hot topics such as DLA's consumable item transfer procurement from Army Contracting Command -Warren to DLA Land – Warren, First Destination Update, and an overview on the Vendor Shipment Module (VSM) registration.
Don't miss out on this educational event! Seating is limited so we recommend you register today.
Who should attend? Management and key players who will support and facilitate government contracting for your company.
Register here or email email@example.com
General Service Administration (GSA) Federal Supply Schedules are contracts that allow federal customers to acquire more than 4 million products and services directly from more than 8,600 commercial suppliers. This training session will provide an overview on GSA procurement, and Federal Supply Schedules, and is intended for businesses that would like to learn about supply schedules, buying potential, and marketing through a GSA Schedule.
Topics to be covered:
• An overview of GSA
• What is a GSA Schedule
• How to get on a GSA Schedule
• Why you want to get on a GSA Schedule
• How to choose the right schedule for you.
Register here or email email@example.com
Velocity Collaboration Center
6633 18 Mile Road
Sterling Heights, MI 48314
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Macomb Community College, M-TEC Building
7900 Tank Ave.
Warren, MI 48092
21st Century Chaplains in Public Service
Join "Team Macomb," made up of faculty, staff, and students, in participating in the Let's Move Festival of Races 5K Run/Walk in Mt. Clemens. Macomb participants and their family and friends have a $5 off team discount code available to them for online registration and will receive a Macomb t-shirt to wear at the event to promote team spirit. Each runner is responsible for their own entry fee and registration for this event.
More information about the run can be found at: www.letsmovefestival.com
To join the team roster and gain access to the discount code, please contact Jamie Valente at firstname.lastname@example.com
Student Success Seminars offer college students an opportunity to learn strategies that will enhance their ability to succeed in college. The seminars, which are free to Macomb students, earn 0.1 CEU (Continuing Education Unit) credit per session. It is not mandatory that attendees participate in all sessions; however, students will need to attend 10 different sessions (during a 2 year period) to receive a certificate. Students are required to bring their student ID to register and will need to complete the session to obtain credit. Seating will be on a first come, first serve, basis and the door will be closed when the session is full. For further information, visit my.macomb.edu [SEARCH Seminars]. Room changes may occur due to the reassignment of classes and offices. Notices to inform seminar participants of any location or schedule changes will be placed on Twitter @seminarleighann.
Make a presentation that has impact.
Learn when to use visuals and what is appropriate.
Discover techniques to create an outstanding poster.
Evaluate sample presentations.
Discover what motivates you and learn about motivation levels.
Analyze your educational goals.
Look at the universal motivating forces at work while you are a college student.
Learn techniques to manage and overcome procrastination in your studies.
Learn about your stress level.
Discover what is and what is not stress, and explore ways to manage the stress in your life.
Use the CALM method to alleviate unneeded stress.
Analyze your decision making skills and learn effective ways to make any decision.
Discover the 7 building-blocks to making better decisions.
Macomb Community College
14500 E. 12 Mile Road
Warren, MI 48088-3896
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We heard a few months ago that the government was doing away with the old color-coded system for terror alerts (when it's orange for more than five years, people tend to stop paying attention). But are Facebook and Twitter alerts really the best replacement? As this Associated Press story explains, one system in the works will operate with only two levels of warnings, publicized through social-networking sites, and they'll expire on certain dates, "like a gallon of milk."
Looking for a quick getaway? One of our favorite B&Bs, the Lake Pointe Inn in McHenry, Maryland, is offering a special "tax break" deal nights booked Sunday through Thursday in April. A double-occupancy room is available for $185 per night, a 30-percent saving on the regular rate (and just right for an unexpected furlough day). Activities include kayaking, bike rides, and golf, and architecture buffs can visit two Frank Lloyd Wright-designed houses nearby: Fallingwater and Kentucky Knob. Visit the Lake Pointe Inn's Web site for reservations or more information.
Fancy seeing Snooki in her natural habitat? The oceanfront Berkeley Hotel on the Jersey Shore is offering standard king rooms for $109 per night next Monday through Friday, making it perfect for a trip to the shore (hopefully this week's sunshine will last a little longer). The hotel boasts a pool as well as the Dauphin Grille, its own seafood restaurant. Visit the Berkeley's Web site for reservations or more information.
And finally, if all the bodies clogging up the Cap Lounge this week have you frustrated, things could be much worse. Budget Travel looks inside ten of the smallest bars in the world, including one in Tokyo which is a mere 32 square feet.
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